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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what came over me, but yeah,

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Speaker 2: I fully went to dinner, sat down, had some drinks.

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Speaker 2: Had I think I ordered like something heavy like Posta

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Speaker 2: you know, something like pulled me like a maulf to

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Speaker 2: a flame. And I went and got a second dinner directly.

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Speaker 2: I walked directly out of one restaurant and got a

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Speaker 2: second dinner. And I did I did two sides, I mean,

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Speaker 1: Yeah. And I know this is this is very relatable

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Speaker 1: to people. People have done this. I know this eight

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Speaker 1: five five three five. I say this lovingly. But let's

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Speaker 1: what's kind of the fatty thing that you've done? Like

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Speaker 1: the I'm putting this like an air quote. What's the

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Speaker 1: fattest thing you've ever done. I know I've told the

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Speaker 1: And so he comes in and finally he's like, is

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Speaker 1: You're always paying, but you know what I mean, you

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Speaker 3: And you guys know I classically.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes we'll eat out of the trash because I'll tell

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Speaker 1: Almost do that the other day too, with a donut.

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Speaker 1: I threw the donut away and then about two hours later,

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Speaker 1: It's my filth, but I didn't. Well comes to mind,

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Speaker 1: you guys, Uh, the fattest thing that you've done.

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Speaker 4: I've done the reverse of what Kaylin has done. So

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Speaker 4: I'll go get me like a little ten piece of

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Speaker 4: Don't even throw me at that time. Yeah, Hibachi's a

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Speaker 1: Well, what do you mean you just keep ordering?

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Speaker 4: I will keep eating as they keep putting on her plate. Yes,

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Speaker 2: When they give me two sets of silkwhere I'm like,

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Speaker 1: Oh no, it is not a wonderful thing to do

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Speaker 1: shows up. Yeah, they talk better than they sided. These

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Speaker 2: So my little sister made my eyes kind of wet

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Speaker 2: the other day. Was something she asked me to do,

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Speaker 2: you have to do Mom's Day and Dad's Day for

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, we had it like I think we had

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Speaker 1: a parent's weekend. Again, that was it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So in sororities they do like a Mom's day

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Speaker 3: And then they never looked at that.

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Speaker 2: Said, bringing the hood back to sisterhood or something from

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Speaker 2: Anyways, So she texted me and she invited me to

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Speaker 2: I'm going to Mom's Day. But the only issue was

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Speaker 2: But it made me feel like very special that I

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Speaker 2: to my Alma mata, as Rufio calls it, And is.

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Speaker 1: That in your sorority? Were you in the same sorority?

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Speaker 2: I was in a different sorority.

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Speaker 1: That's already caught her in the last round. And I

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Speaker 3: Guys buy the house and flicks. Because my mom's so mad.

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Speaker 2: I actually might stop, you know what, I might stop

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Speaker 2: at Kylemega and talk to them.

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Speaker 1: You should give them the secret handshake, tell them where

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Speaker 1: the dead awl is buried, and and give a piece

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Speaker 1: of your mind. I was a sisterhood cheer here once

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Speaker 1: damn it. I brought the hood back to sisterhood. You

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Speaker 1: the Fred Show. Do you have what it takes to

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Speaker 1: battle showbiz? Shelley in the show biz showdown? Nice showb

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Speaker 1: show biz. Shelley is here. Nine hundred dollars. That is

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Speaker 1: the prize in the game today. What fourteen game wins

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Speaker 1: streak something like that. A lot of wins, not a

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Speaker 1: lot of losses. Ashley is here, Ashley, Good morning, Hi,

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Speaker 1: good morning, welcome to the show. Tell us all about you.

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Speaker 7: Please, Oh my gosh, okay, Well, my name is Ashley.

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Speaker 7: I'm from a small town in North Carolina. I have

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Speaker 7: two kids, and I'm about to be thirty three.

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Speaker 1: Well, happy almost birthday. And we love a small town

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Speaker 1: in North Carolina. And we love you. Yeah, guy, we

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Speaker 1: thank you. Let's play the game. Nine hundred bucks is

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Speaker 1: Good luck? With all the respects you like, get the

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Speaker 1: March nineteenth. The Fred Show is not Hi kayln morning, Hello, Rufio, Hello, Paulina, Hi,

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Speaker 1: of the last. Definitely gonna beat Paulina's until the baby.

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Speaker 1: You learn so much.

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Speaker 1: Fread Show is on now, This morning show New Niece.

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Speaker 1: Camplin's point earlier off the year, I kind of hope

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Speaker 1: maybe just walks on that out of there. That would make

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Speaker 1: things much easier for everybody, wouldn't It just just sort

432
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Speaker 1: of you know, and like like when you try to

433
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Speaker 1: squeeze through a crowd, you know, like so that you

434
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Speaker 1: so you can make the least amount of space an impact,

435
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Speaker 1: you know what I mean.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, that's what I'm hoping for for my sister chatchasly

437
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,879
Speaker 10: right on it. Yeah, yeah, just just make yourself as

438
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Speaker 10: compact as you can be. You know, it's better. It's

439
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Speaker 10: got to be better for everybody. I would think so

440
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Speaker 10: I pray for the same. Have you started thinking about

441
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Speaker 10: it yet?

442
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Speaker 1: Have you started thinking about the act, what's actually gonna happen,

443
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:57,840
Speaker 1: Paulina when this baby comes out in two weeks?

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Speaker 8: Yes, because last night or two nights ago, I had

445
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Speaker 8: fake contraction and I got so scared, like so scared

446
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:06,359
Speaker 8: that I ran upstairs packed my hospital pag.

447
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:07,960
Speaker 1: Like just oh you thought it was happening.

448
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Speaker 8: Honestly, I don't know what to expect. And that's what

449
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Speaker 8: I was trying to explain a Hobby. I'm like, I'm

450
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:13,439
Speaker 8: so new to this. Clearly, I've never done this before.

451
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:16,640
Speaker 8: I don't know what to expect. So I was like screwed.

452
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:19,160
Speaker 8: And then I'm like, damn, she gotta come out somehow,

453
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Speaker 8: like it's a whole thing.

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Speaker 1: She didn't Hobby look at you and go like oh okay,

455
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Speaker 1: and then just walk up.

456
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Speaker 8: Yeah, I'll be downstairs. I'm like, all right, cool partnership, marriage, So.

457
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Speaker 1: Ma'am today, gonna have a new niece today, yay?

458
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Speaker 3: Hell yeah, exciting March nineteen.

459
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Speaker 1: Yeah, all the more reason not to have my own

460
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Speaker 1: kids now. I got too, Oh, I got too fearing.

461
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Speaker 3: It's gonna be a great one.

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Speaker 1: It's fair happen a fashion than I thought I was

463
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Speaker 1: going to. I said it was supposed to be a

464
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Speaker 1: C section. Now it's not gonna look like this is

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Speaker 1: what I love.

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Speaker 5: In the beginning of all this, when your sister announced

467
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Speaker 5: that she was pregnant, you were like, Ah, you know,

468
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Speaker 5: no one's gonna tell Polly Polly, No, no, no.

469
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Speaker 1: But now you're well, Oh, I can't wait to meet

470
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Speaker 1: may Well, I cannot wait to meet Mae so I

471
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Speaker 1: can be reassured that Polly is the greatest thing that

472
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Speaker 1: the Lord ever made. No, I think it is a legitimate,

473
00:23:16,119 --> 00:23:20,159
Speaker 1: a legitimate thought in my brain, and I think any parent,

474
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Speaker 1: and I'm not a parent, but I mean, you know,

475
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Speaker 1: I love the kid like she's mine. But you would

476
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Speaker 1: be lying if you didn't tell me that when the

477
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Speaker 1: next baby came, that you wondered how you had enough

478
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Speaker 1: love left in you to love that baby as much

479
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Speaker 1: as you love the first one. You would be lying,

480
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Speaker 1: like like when you think about Acelin and you had

481
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Speaker 1: another one coming, Yeah, Jess is pregnant, Rufio's wife. Jess,

482
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Speaker 1: there's no part of you that's like, how where's the

483
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Speaker 1: love gonna come from?

484
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Speaker 10: Oh?

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Speaker 5: You don't how you don't hear how this kid talks

486
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:54,880
Speaker 5: to me every day, you know, puts me in check

487
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:55,600
Speaker 5: every day he does.

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Speaker 1: You're left over one doesn't know any words. Yeah, no,

489
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Speaker 1: I think it's a legitimate. I mean, of course I'm

490
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Speaker 1: gonna love her as much as I love Polly. Of

491
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Speaker 1: Course she's going to be amazing. But Polly is pretty special,

492
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Speaker 1: and it's it is something where I wonder, I truly wonder,

493
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:17,280
Speaker 1: like because because it like, I love that kid so much,

494
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:19,639
Speaker 1: it like hurts you know, So how do you? I

495
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:22,520
Speaker 1: don't know. I guess you just find it right. And

496
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:24,359
Speaker 1: they're special in their own way. Because you've got how

497
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Speaker 1: many newss in that.

498
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Speaker 3: I have a lot, I can't I've lost count over

499
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:28,200
Speaker 3: six nexts.

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Speaker 1: Some of them aren't loved them. It sounds like because

501
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:33,120
Speaker 1: you don't even know how many. I can't even tell

502
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Speaker 1: me how many you have.

503
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Speaker 3: Keeps coming?

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00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:39,760
Speaker 1: Can you tell me you love them all equally? If

505
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:41,000
Speaker 1: you don't even know how many there are?

506
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Speaker 3: Really do love them all?

507
00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:45,200
Speaker 4: Though, like you will find it in you, you really would,

508
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:47,920
Speaker 4: like Sean is the one I really helped raise, so,

509
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,160
Speaker 4: like like I say, with Polly, he started this thing,

510
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:53,720
Speaker 4: so he will always reign sabrine. However, I am crazy

511
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,040
Speaker 4: about the rest of him. I'm gonna name the rest

512
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Speaker 4: of them.

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Speaker 1: With their shining shot in the others. You know, you

514
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:11,720
Speaker 1: know Sean and his friends. So true, I'm just kidding.

515
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:15,520
Speaker 1: Tell me how many there are? How can I expect

516
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:18,560
Speaker 1: you to know their names?

517
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:21,200
Speaker 3: No girls, No girls, no girls yet.

518
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:21,359
Speaker 1: No.

519
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,359
Speaker 4: My best friend just had a girl. But that's not

520
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:25,280
Speaker 4: technically my niece. I have a feeling if you had

521
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:27,280
Speaker 4: a kid, it would be a girl. That's what everybody

522
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,960
Speaker 4: keeps saying. They're saying that the girl. My family's waiting

523
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,040
Speaker 4: on me to have the girl.

524
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Speaker 1: And she's gonna come out with it, insisting in her

525
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,920
Speaker 1: own glamor room and shirts with her own face on them.

526
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:38,760
Speaker 1: Absolutely yeah and everything. Yes, yeah, I hope.

527
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Speaker 10: So.

528
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Speaker 3: I don't know.

529
00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:42,280
Speaker 1: People say your heart expands.

530
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:42,639
Speaker 3: It does.

531
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Speaker 1: I don't know, Like the crench, my cholesterol is high,

532
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:47,840
Speaker 1: I don't know if my heart, I don't know if

533
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,800
Speaker 1: it can do anything else. My heart's done with me altogether,

534
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:53,639
Speaker 1: all right. Audio journals like we're writing in our diaries,

535
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:55,719
Speaker 1: except we say I'm allowed Kiki dear block.

536
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Speaker 4: Yes, Caitlin always gives me the advice to no. Oh,

537
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:04,000
Speaker 4: how your partner travels before you marry them or before

538
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:06,439
Speaker 4: you get serious with them. And I think that is

539
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 4: a very great piece of advice because some of my

540
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:12,120
Speaker 4: biggest fights have been in the airport. However, I now

541
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:14,840
Speaker 4: want to add to that. I think it's very important

542
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:19,679
Speaker 4: to know how your partner uses toothpaste before you all

543
00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:21,640
Speaker 4: get it together and get serious.

544
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:23,679
Speaker 1: The travel thing is valid, by the way, oh.

545
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,000
Speaker 3: Very valid, very valid.

546
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 4: And now the toothpaste thing, it really is something that

547
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:32,520
Speaker 4: you need to know because I clearly live with the

548
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:36,119
Speaker 4: serial killer because why does this man squeeze the middle

549
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:40,040
Speaker 4: of the topace? Yes, girl like like like the Hulk?

550
00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:42,480
Speaker 4: What do you Why are you so mad at the toothpaste?

551
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:43,320
Speaker 4: I don't understand.

552
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:45,040
Speaker 1: So there's like a big dimple in the middle of it.

553
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:48,240
Speaker 3: There is a big hand gripped bridge of toothpaste.

554
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:51,520
Speaker 1: Like he just like a whole fist.

555
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:54,440
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, And he does this with water bottles too,

556
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 4: like he'll grab a water bottle and like squeeze it.

557
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:01,439
Speaker 3: Paulina, what okay? So why are y'all doing that?

558
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:02,760
Speaker 1: What is the problem?

559
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:04,879
Speaker 8: I don't know if it's a comfort thing or like

560
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 8: you just want to have your water a certain type

561
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:07,160
Speaker 8: of way.

562
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:08,399
Speaker 3: Honestly have no idea.

563
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,439
Speaker 1: You're supposed to use the toothpaste.

564
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:12,480
Speaker 3: I well, I grew up in a house with a

565
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:14,200
Speaker 3: lot of people. So you would push from.

566
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 4: The bottom from the end, Yes, from the end, and

567
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:18,320
Speaker 4: you go from the bottom so that you can get

568
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:20,240
Speaker 4: as much toothpaste out as possible.

569
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:22,880
Speaker 1: What I use the top, but then I just then

570
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 1: you squeezed from the bottom to get more up to

571
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:26,199
Speaker 1: the top, and then I use the top. But I

572
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 1: don't you know, they're like a foot log the toothpaste containers.

573
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:32,359
Speaker 1: So I'm not like you can't hold it from the bottom.

574
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:33,920
Speaker 3: Right, But why would you ever like.

575
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:35,359
Speaker 1: Squeeze from the middle?

576
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:36,119
Speaker 3: Middle?

577
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 1: Like?

578
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:39,200
Speaker 3: What kind of savage are you? So I do?

579
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, he might need to leave this man.

580
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 4: I might have to because this is crazy. I have

581
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,679
Speaker 4: never seen anything like it. You have the water bottles

582
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 4: looking abuse. The toothpaste looks crazy. How's the tepee?

583
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:51,560
Speaker 2: Does he set it on top of the roll instead

584
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:52,080
Speaker 2: of changing it?

585
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:52,239
Speaker 1: Oh?

586
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:53,120
Speaker 3: He absolutely does?

587
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:53,920
Speaker 1: Like what?

588
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:55,840
Speaker 4: But the good thing about it is we use two

589
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:59,200
Speaker 4: separate bathrooms. So when I go in in the bathroom

590
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,920
Speaker 4: that he uses is literally like playing a game of mystery.

591
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:03,919
Speaker 4: Where will you find the toilet paper. Next it's on

592
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:06,639
Speaker 4: the shower ledge. It's on the back of the sink.

593
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 1: How hard is it just to put it on the roll?

594
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 3: People don't do it.

595
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:14,280
Speaker 1: And and it hangs down, yes, yeah, over, it hangs over,

596
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:18,119
Speaker 1: not underunder it. And the patents you can look up

597
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:21,080
Speaker 1: the toilet paper inventor and the patent. It was designed

598
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:24,520
Speaker 1: to hang down over. He was not designed to go

599
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:26,160
Speaker 1: the other way. That's another psychopath moves.

600
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:26,920
Speaker 3: You see what I'm saying.

601
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:29,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it matters too. I'd look at I examine

602
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 1: the thing, even like a new one. You got to

603
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:32,520
Speaker 1: kind of pull on it a little bit to make

604
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 1: sure you know which way it's going, and then I

605
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 1: put it on there. Yeah.

606
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 4: So it's rough out here. And Fred you always say,

607
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,960
Speaker 4: live in two separate houses. And I'm getting closer and

608
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:41,720
Speaker 4: closer every day.

609
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:45,240
Speaker 1: Hey, this man, he can molest all the toothpaste. He

610
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 1: can molest all the all the toothpaste. What is it

611
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:52,560
Speaker 1: called sticks containers? What do you call toothpaste tubes? He

612
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 1: can molest all the tubes you want. Okay, this is

613
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 1: getting worse