WEBVTT - LEANNE MORGAN: Just Getting Started 0:00:05.000 --> 0:00:09.400 What in the world happened? One minute, we're enjoying summer, 0:00:10.280 --> 0:00:14.040 and the next poof, it's September and it's all back 0:00:14.120 --> 0:00:19.360 to school this and back to routines that. Whoo this year, 0:00:19.440 --> 0:00:24.120 I was not ready. Well, okay, part of me was ready. 0:00:24.920 --> 0:00:27.800 The part that wanted board kids to stop pastering me 0:00:28.000 --> 0:00:30.080 was ready. The part that wanted to be able to 0:00:30.080 --> 0:00:32.640 go a day without the ac running at full tilt 0:00:32.760 --> 0:00:36.400 was ready. The part that wanted to feel fully hydrated 0:00:36.400 --> 0:00:40.040 again after months of parched lips and alligator skin. That 0:00:40.120 --> 0:00:43.160 part was ready. But the other part, the other part 0:00:43.159 --> 0:00:46.320 of me, wanted nothing to do with this new change 0:00:46.360 --> 0:00:49.280 in the weather. You know, the part that loves to 0:00:49.360 --> 0:00:51.599 sip a cup of iced tea on the porch at 0:00:51.640 --> 0:00:55.960 midnight while it's still warm outside. The part that wandered 0:00:56.000 --> 0:00:59.360 the gardens anytime of the day and found something to do, 0:00:59.480 --> 0:01:02.920 some weat, to pull, something to pick, something to snack on. 0:01:03.000 --> 0:01:06.800 That was healthy. The part that watched my children crow 0:01:06.880 --> 0:01:11.000 over some new delight and grow right before my eyes. 0:01:11.200 --> 0:01:13.720 That part of me, that part of me was a 0:01:13.720 --> 0:01:17.280 little sad to see summer fading into the background and 0:01:17.319 --> 0:01:20.319 fall waiting eagerly in the wings to take its place. 0:01:21.440 --> 0:01:26.679 But change. Change is inevitable, isn't it. Today's guest knows that, 0:01:26.840 --> 0:01:29.720 and she knows how to find the humor in it all. 0:01:30.800 --> 0:01:34.600 After discovering her passion for stand up comedy later in 0:01:34.680 --> 0:01:38.920 life and finding the time and confidence to pursue her dream, 0:01:39.680 --> 0:01:44.399 Leanne Morgan has cemented herself as a must watch comedian. 0:01:44.760 --> 0:01:48.440 You've seen her write that tall, beautiful, blonde woman who's 0:01:48.480 --> 0:01:52.320 all over our social media feeds, talking in her little 0:01:52.400 --> 0:01:57.640 Southern drawl about marriage, menopause, the miracle of raising children, 0:01:58.000 --> 0:02:01.880 and throwing back to winter. Thyroid worked, and she wore 0:02:02.040 --> 0:02:07.800 itty bitty bridges. I adore her. I love her. I 0:02:07.920 --> 0:02:10.360 love her sense of humor. And she has a great 0:02:10.480 --> 0:02:15.400 backstory too. This Tennessee beauty felt the call of Hollywood 0:02:15.400 --> 0:02:18.480 when she was young, but it seemed out of reach 0:02:18.560 --> 0:02:21.359 for the country girl that she was, so she went 0:02:21.400 --> 0:02:25.160 off to college. She graduated, She got married. She moved 0:02:25.160 --> 0:02:29.440 to the foothills of the Appalachian Mountains to Beanstation, Tennessee, 0:02:29.560 --> 0:02:32.680 to start a family. To stay busy. After having her 0:02:32.720 --> 0:02:37.120 first baby, Leanne began selling jewelry at home parties. She 0:02:37.200 --> 0:02:41.160 was supposed to talk about the jewelry, but instead entertained 0:02:41.160 --> 0:02:46.480 her customers with banter about breastfeeding, hemorrhoids, and being a mama. 0:02:47.000 --> 0:02:51.160 They thought she was hilarious, and before she knew it, 0:02:51.280 --> 0:02:54.959 she was one popular jewelry party hostess who was booked 0:02:54.960 --> 0:02:58.480 a year in advance. The jewelry company saw what was 0:02:58.520 --> 0:03:01.359 happening and asked her to speak at their sales rallies. 0:03:02.000 --> 0:03:02.720 It was there that. 0:03:02.680 --> 0:03:06.400 People started saying, you need to do stand up, and 0:03:06.440 --> 0:03:09.919 so she did. When the family moved to San Antonio 0:03:10.000 --> 0:03:13.120 in two thousand and one, Leanne finally had access to 0:03:13.160 --> 0:03:18.239 comedy clubs, and that is when her career really got underway. 0:03:18.639 --> 0:03:21.840 We're going to catch up with Leanne Morgan today and 0:03:21.919 --> 0:03:24.600 I wore my big pennies so there was plenty of 0:03:24.680 --> 0:03:27.840 room for belly laughs. But first I want to give 0:03:27.880 --> 0:03:30.520 the mic to one of our podcast sponsors that makes 0:03:30.560 --> 0:03:36.960 today's episodes possible. 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You know when when your body's like 0:05:11.760 --> 0:05:14.680 I'm so tired, and your brain's like, oh no, there's 0:05:14.680 --> 0:05:18.320 something we must think about, and I'm like, okay, I'm 0:05:18.320 --> 0:05:21.320 shutting my brain off so that I can laugh, and 0:05:21.560 --> 0:05:23.640 I have been known to wake up other people in 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:29.400 the house watching your videos. Leanne Morgan, cause you make 0:05:29.560 --> 0:05:30.280 me laugh. 0:05:31.279 --> 0:05:34.839 Thank you someone for saying that you angel, and you 0:05:35.080 --> 0:05:37.880 just describe what I do every night. I go at 0:05:37.920 --> 0:05:39.760 toabaya and then wake up in the middle of the 0:05:39.839 --> 0:05:42.200 night and think of all the things that I need 0:05:42.240 --> 0:05:44.440 to do, could have done, should have done. 0:05:44.920 --> 0:05:48.440 Oh my word, you have burst upon the scene. I 0:05:48.480 --> 0:05:50.840 know you've been doing this for years because I found 0:05:50.960 --> 0:05:54.760 videos from when your kids were younger, But it's like 0:05:55.160 --> 0:05:58.040 God has just smiled on you and the whole world 0:05:58.120 --> 0:06:03.279 is discovering how how freaking funny you are just talking 0:06:03.320 --> 0:06:04.200 about life. 0:06:04.920 --> 0:06:09.039 Thank you Delona Well. I started when my baby child 0:06:09.200 --> 0:06:12.120 was eighteen months old. I started calling myself a comedian. 0:06:12.440 --> 0:06:17.599 She's twenty five and I've done every horrible gig you 0:06:17.600 --> 0:06:21.080 can imagine. I've had good times and bad times, and 0:06:21.160 --> 0:06:24.479 ups and downs, and then I was just about to 0:06:24.600 --> 0:06:28.480 let it go and this thing blew up in twenty nineteen. 0:06:29.200 --> 0:06:32.120 Boy, has it blown up? How does it feel to 0:06:32.160 --> 0:06:35.960 be a rising star that's on the tips of everybody's 0:06:36.040 --> 0:06:39.680 tongue While you're talking about the fact that your thyroid 0:06:39.720 --> 0:06:40.360 is kicked out. 0:06:43.560 --> 0:06:46.720 Oh my gosh, It's just crazy. It has been crazy, 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:49.320 and every day I think, what in the world I 0:06:49.400 --> 0:06:53.720 really do? Every day is a blessing and a surprise, 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:57.159 and I just cannot believe it. And I always thought 0:06:57.240 --> 0:06:59.880 this would happen for me. I feel like God revealed 0:06:59.880 --> 0:07:02.479 that to me when I was a child. I know 0:07:02.600 --> 0:07:04.440 he didn't. I mean I would say to my mom 0:07:04.480 --> 0:07:07.080 and daddy and my grandmama and everybody, I go, I'm 0:07:07.080 --> 0:07:08.880 going to go to Hollywood. I'm going to be a 0:07:08.960 --> 0:07:11.040 movie star. I'm going to be in show business. And 0:07:11.080 --> 0:07:14.880 they would go, you know, And I was from the country, 0:07:14.880 --> 0:07:18.040 five hundred people, and they would just look at me. 0:07:18.080 --> 0:07:20.119 And I look back on it, and I know they thought, 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:21.920 what that little kook. 0:07:22.080 --> 0:07:27.160 But anyway, you weren't exactly a little coop, honey. How 0:07:27.200 --> 0:07:27.680 tall are you? 0:07:28.400 --> 0:07:31.800 Well? I'm five eight and I had a show last 0:07:31.880 --> 0:07:34.280 night at the Rhyme and in Nashville, and somebody said 0:07:34.280 --> 0:07:37.000 to me, you ling, and you talk like you're a giant. 0:07:37.080 --> 0:07:40.160 You're over six feet tall and you're not. And I go, 0:07:40.280 --> 0:07:42.080 I know, but I'm always I feel like I've always 0:07:42.080 --> 0:07:44.440 got little women next to me coming right up under 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:49.240 my breast. I'm just getting taller and bigger. And my 0:07:49.360 --> 0:07:50.840 hands were feet bigger. 0:07:51.240 --> 0:07:54.440 Our mom was over six feet tall. She was a giant, 0:07:54.760 --> 0:07:57.880 a true giant. Yeah, but she had a giant of 0:07:57.880 --> 0:08:00.080 a personality too. And I think that's what takes you 0:08:00.160 --> 0:08:02.800 from five eight to six eight, is you have such 0:08:02.840 --> 0:08:04.560 a big, fun personality. 0:08:05.400 --> 0:08:07.840 Oh thank you, my darling, thank you. 0:08:08.760 --> 0:08:11.240 Tell us about your family you got, you got babies 0:08:11.240 --> 0:08:12.680 that are growing or grown. 0:08:13.800 --> 0:08:17.280 I've got three children that my boy just turned thirty. 0:08:17.280 --> 0:08:19.760 And he's the one that as you describe him, go 0:08:19.800 --> 0:08:21.280 ahead and tell our audience. 0:08:21.800 --> 0:08:23.800 He's an old soul from heaven. 0:08:24.000 --> 0:08:25.440 It's the yummy that I love. 0:08:27.240 --> 0:08:30.600 Yummy, yummy, yummy. And our little Billy Graham is what 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:33.000 And I hate I've put that burden on him because 0:08:33.000 --> 0:08:35.640 he's had to pray over all of us. But he 0:08:35.800 --> 0:08:39.800 is also he has been like a little old man 0:08:39.960 --> 0:08:43.200 all his life, has had a garden since Susan's sixth grade, 0:08:43.840 --> 0:08:46.520 and from heaven. He's a wonderful danny and husband. He's 0:08:46.520 --> 0:08:50.120 got my two grand babies. I've got two grandsons that 0:08:50.320 --> 0:08:52.520 are a little over two and a half and a 0:08:52.520 --> 0:08:53.959 new baby that was born in May. 0:08:54.679 --> 0:08:59.320 Congratulations, thank you, that has been magical. 0:09:00.280 --> 0:09:03.040 Gone, We've hit them all with those babies. And then 0:09:03.400 --> 0:09:05.280 my girls are twenty seven and twenty five. 0:09:06.000 --> 0:09:08.920 Now your has your daughter in law, because I heard 0:09:08.920 --> 0:09:11.080 one of your routines when she was pregnant with the 0:09:11.080 --> 0:09:15.200 first one talking about my baby. This was her baby. 0:09:15.240 --> 0:09:18.600 Has she realized yet that it's it's actually your you 0:09:18.679 --> 0:09:21.360 and your husband's baby and she just has the privilege 0:09:21.400 --> 0:09:22.439 of raising it. 0:09:23.880 --> 0:09:28.640 Yes, she realizes that these are our babies. But let 0:09:28.640 --> 0:09:31.240 me tell you, she is thankful because we lay twenty 0:09:31.320 --> 0:09:34.600 minutes from Lamb and when I said that that netflix special, 0:09:34.679 --> 0:09:37.120 that was true. They just let those babies off in 0:09:37.160 --> 0:09:40.000 the yard and we get them anytime we want them, 0:09:40.080 --> 0:09:43.400 and we've got cribs and honey, we're on fire. I 0:09:43.480 --> 0:09:45.160 keep apple sauce pouches. 0:09:45.679 --> 0:09:48.880 I have a daughter that has four and she lives 0:09:48.920 --> 0:09:51.120 on my property, so she really does let them out 0:09:51.120 --> 0:09:53.240 in the yard. They just run over to nana's house. 0:09:53.320 --> 0:09:59.400 But my biological daughter, she's like, she still believes they're hers, Like, 0:09:59.440 --> 0:10:03.199 what's what's up with that? Because I still have very 0:10:03.240 --> 0:10:06.200 young children. I tell people this, and it's true. My 0:10:06.440 --> 0:10:10.760 daughter has helped me be a much better parent. Watching 0:10:10.800 --> 0:10:14.920 her parent her kids, yes, watching how patient she is, 0:10:15.520 --> 0:10:17.400 I really feel like a men old hag. 0:10:18.200 --> 0:10:22.120 Okay that I just received that. And I am going 0:10:22.160 --> 0:10:24.679 through this thing where I watch my boy and his 0:10:24.800 --> 0:10:29.160 wife parent and they are doing such a wonderful job 0:10:29.240 --> 0:10:32.320 and they are so patient, and I feel like, did 0:10:32.400 --> 0:10:36.520 me and Chuck Morgan just run through the house screaming. 0:10:36.280 --> 0:10:40.280 I did, Yeah, patient's gone. It never I can't say 0:10:40.280 --> 0:10:41.240 it's gone. I never had it. 0:10:41.840 --> 0:10:44.200 I never had it. Well, I feel like I was 0:10:44.240 --> 0:10:47.160 such a good mama. And then I look at them 0:10:47.280 --> 0:10:49.360 and I apologize to all of them all the time. 0:10:49.400 --> 0:10:52.720 I go, I am, what did I say? Because now 0:10:52.760 --> 0:10:55.000 I've gone in my new hour. I'm working on my 0:10:55.080 --> 0:10:56.959 new hour, you know, on my new tour, a hundred 0:10:57.000 --> 0:11:00.240 city tour, because I did the Big Penny tour and 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:02.360 then I shot the Netflix special and now I have another. 0:11:02.800 --> 0:11:06.280 And I talk about the things I said to my 0:11:06.360 --> 0:11:11.960 little children that I shouldn't have said, like judgmental things 0:11:12.000 --> 0:11:16.960 about people. Talk about people, honey, well, and I'll just 0:11:16.960 --> 0:11:19.160 tee you what it was. My mental child. She would 0:11:19.160 --> 0:11:23.000 ask me about she was worried about people's salvation, and 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:27.280 she said mommy when she was a little bitty thing, Mommy, 0:11:27.320 --> 0:11:29.080 do you think Johnny Cash is going to Heaven? And 0:11:29.080 --> 0:11:31.360 I go, yes, I do think Johnny Cash's going to 0:11:31.400 --> 0:11:33.559 go to Heaven hand gin or out spreading the gospel 0:11:33.600 --> 0:11:37.000 with Billy Grant. Then she asked me about Jane Love, 0:11:38.280 --> 0:11:41.320 and I think I said to a little innocent child, 0:11:42.080 --> 0:11:44.720 you know what, I think she could mature spiritually, I 0:11:44.800 --> 0:11:48.320 really tell. And I think I was going through a 0:11:48.360 --> 0:11:52.600 hard time myself and I was judging beautiful Jane Low 0:11:53.200 --> 0:11:54.800 and I think what it was is I had gone 0:11:54.880 --> 0:11:59.719 up besize in my pants. That'll do it, that'll do it, 0:12:00.240 --> 0:12:01.120 that'll do it. 0:12:01.880 --> 0:12:04.960 I felt so good yesterday and I was being so 0:12:05.000 --> 0:12:07.000 sweet in the morning because I put on some shorts 0:12:07.040 --> 0:12:08.920 I hadn't been able to wear in a long time, 0:12:09.240 --> 0:12:12.319 and I was so proud of myself. And then I 0:12:12.400 --> 0:12:14.800 used the restroom and I looked at the size in them, 0:12:14.880 --> 0:12:15.439 and I'm like. 0:12:15.520 --> 0:12:18.600 What what? 0:12:20.040 --> 0:12:21.440 Then I was grumpy again. 0:12:22.559 --> 0:12:25.319 Hunteen you want. I had a bikini wags yesterday because 0:12:25.320 --> 0:12:27.720 I'm going to the beach with my little grandchildren and 0:12:27.760 --> 0:12:31.240 I didn't want to frighten them, and I went and 0:12:31.320 --> 0:12:35.520 got a bikini wag and a young girl. I thought, 0:12:35.920 --> 0:12:38.000 that little thing is not going to be able to 0:12:38.000 --> 0:12:42.480 go on. And I said, isn't there like a paper 0:12:42.520 --> 0:12:46.680 pair of pennies or a thong? Because now just take 0:12:46.760 --> 0:12:49.160 everything off from the waist down and get on that table. 0:12:49.200 --> 0:12:52.839 It was like surgical lights. I mean it was a sight. 0:12:53.080 --> 0:12:55.880 I've never felt so vulnerable in all of my life. 0:12:56.080 --> 0:12:58.040 And I thought, what is happened to me? There was 0:12:58.080 --> 0:13:01.040 a mirror in there. I thought, what has happened to me? 0:13:01.360 --> 0:13:05.040 I tell you what I think. My body has changed again. 0:13:05.320 --> 0:13:08.199 You know it changes all the time, but now at 0:13:08.240 --> 0:13:11.880 fifty about I'll be fifty eight in October. I feel 0:13:11.880 --> 0:13:15.640 like I'm shaped like those people from Whovill. I feel 0:13:15.679 --> 0:13:17.800 like that you remember in the Grinch. I've got like 0:13:17.880 --> 0:13:21.000 a stomach and then little bitty leggs. My legs they 0:13:21.080 --> 0:13:25.520 used to be so jiggly, and you know, if they all, 0:13:25.559 --> 0:13:29.520 they're getting smaller, and my stomach is getting bigger. And 0:13:29.600 --> 0:13:31.440 I say to my girls, I go, oh, no, mom, 0:13:31.559 --> 0:13:33.560 you look at your little legs. And I go, but 0:13:33.640 --> 0:13:36.280 is it like the people in whoval Well, I'm. 0:13:36.120 --> 0:13:38.480 An egg on stilts. I have always been an egg 0:13:38.520 --> 0:13:42.560 on stilts. I'm a very tall egg on stilts. That's 0:13:42.640 --> 0:13:43.520 my body type. 0:13:43.880 --> 0:13:45.960 Honey, I'm sorry, I'm gonna have steal veil. 0:13:46.040 --> 0:13:47.000 Oh, it's all yours. 0:13:47.559 --> 0:13:51.720 That's funny. Well, I had a big fanny. I guess 0:13:51.720 --> 0:13:54.040 it's still big. I don't know, but I don't know what. 0:13:54.160 --> 0:13:55.840 I don't know what my shape. I need to come 0:13:55.920 --> 0:13:58.160 up with something that's similar to egg on a stelt. 0:14:01.160 --> 0:14:04.360 Got me think it getting old is weird because our 0:14:04.400 --> 0:14:08.000 spirits never age. Our spirits are eternal, they never atee. 0:14:08.640 --> 0:14:10.760 And my personality has never matured. 0:14:11.440 --> 0:14:11.640 You know. 0:14:11.679 --> 0:14:14.320 I think I peaked at tenth grade. Ninth or tenth 0:14:14.320 --> 0:14:16.400 grade is when I peaked emotionally. 0:14:17.240 --> 0:14:20.560 Oh, my darling, near fun. That's what you are. You 0:14:20.600 --> 0:14:23.120 know what I'm doing for fun? I get a spray tanging. 0:14:24.080 --> 0:14:27.080 We would like that. I was telling somebody last night. 0:14:27.120 --> 0:14:29.080 I go, he's still got a lot of tists us from. 0:14:30.000 --> 0:14:33.080 But it's also made him be a good huntering gatherer. 0:14:33.200 --> 0:14:36.440 It really hangs. You know, he's competitive, And thank the 0:14:36.480 --> 0:14:39.640 Lord for him because he took care of us so 0:14:39.680 --> 0:14:42.200 that I could get out here and try to make it. 0:14:42.920 --> 0:14:44.520 And now do you get to take care of him? 0:14:44.520 --> 0:14:46.720 Have you like gone on a cruise or anything fun. 0:14:46.840 --> 0:14:48.960 Have you spoiled him after your Netflix special? 0:14:49.560 --> 0:14:51.760 Not yet. We bought them. I've been too busy. We 0:14:51.840 --> 0:14:54.880 bought these babies, grand babies. A big playground, one of 0:14:54.880 --> 0:14:57.880 those nice ones where they as somebody actually puts it 0:14:57.960 --> 0:15:00.160 up for you. You don't bind. It came art and 0:15:00.200 --> 0:15:03.520 that you know, it's not leveled to the ground. We 0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:06.680 bought that. That's our big purchase we've made. But now 0:15:06.760 --> 0:15:08.840 we have not gone anywhere nifty. He'll go with me 0:15:08.920 --> 0:15:10.920 if I'm at with the wind in Las Vegas or 0:15:10.920 --> 0:15:15.040 somewhere like that. But he's still working a big job 0:15:15.160 --> 0:15:19.000 and is really kind of what's happening in my career 0:15:19.160 --> 0:15:21.280 is kind of what's happened in his career. He is 0:15:21.360 --> 0:15:27.160 running president of a huge division that it's just crazy. 0:15:27.600 --> 0:15:29.880 It's kind of the same thing that's happened in my career. 0:15:30.000 --> 0:15:33.080 And he is at the top, and he's very busy, 0:15:33.200 --> 0:15:36.040 and I'm so proud of him. And it's good because 0:15:37.320 --> 0:15:39.520 he's not used to me being gone. He's used to 0:15:39.520 --> 0:15:42.160 me being the mama. I took care of everything. 0:15:42.840 --> 0:15:44.920 Is he at home with the dogs? Is he taking 0:15:44.920 --> 0:15:45.400 care of the. 0:15:45.320 --> 0:15:48.200 Dogs with the dogs, He's traveling some but he's at 0:15:48.200 --> 0:15:51.320 home with the dogs. And he said the other day, 0:15:51.400 --> 0:15:53.000 we need dog food. And I said, I'm not the 0:15:53.040 --> 0:15:57.320 mama anymore. You got to go get the dog food. 0:15:57.840 --> 0:15:59.880 I'm kind of Beyonce Chuck. 0:16:00.720 --> 0:16:04.720 Can I tell you a secret is Amazon delivers. You 0:16:04.880 --> 0:16:07.640 just put it on on once a month. The dog 0:16:07.680 --> 0:16:09.560 food shows up at the door. You don't have to 0:16:09.600 --> 0:16:12.320 pick it up. It's not They'll bring it right to 0:16:12.520 --> 0:16:13.280 your door. 0:16:14.040 --> 0:16:16.280 Well, they do the fresh pitt kind of stuff. 0:16:17.360 --> 0:16:19.400 Oh, I don't know about that, because. 0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:22.600 We get we get the hord Dull food, but Mono 0:16:22.680 --> 0:16:25.840 picky minor bangles and they've got an eight in disorder Dalala, 0:16:26.000 --> 0:16:28.640 So they like to have a little fresh. 0:16:28.080 --> 0:16:30.440 Well, I may, I live on a farm, so mine 0:16:30.440 --> 0:16:35.240 get fresh eggs. And yesterday I froze twelve bags of 0:16:35.400 --> 0:16:38.840 four cups each of shredded zucchini so that in the 0:16:38.840 --> 0:16:41.760 winter we can have zucchini bread or zucchini muffins. And 0:16:41.840 --> 0:16:43.760 you know, I gutted them and you take the seeds 0:16:43.760 --> 0:16:45.440 out of the middle. So I just fried that up 0:16:45.440 --> 0:16:47.680 in some bacon fat. And that's what my dogs had 0:16:47.720 --> 0:16:52.320 with their kibbles last night. So they're a little spoiled ella. 0:16:53.520 --> 0:16:57.200 You're running a farm and you've got chickens and you've 0:16:57.200 --> 0:17:02.120 been growing zucchini, and your painting and making stuff out 0:17:02.120 --> 0:17:02.640 of paper. 0:17:03.160 --> 0:17:07.320 Yeah, and doing a little radio show. That's why. That's 0:17:07.359 --> 0:17:09.480 why I say I make messes wherever I go, because 0:17:09.480 --> 0:17:13.520 I'll be doing one thing. I'll be out yesterday picking cucumbers, 0:17:13.560 --> 0:17:16.600 picking zucchinis, and then all of a sudden, my son 0:17:16.640 --> 0:17:18.760 comes running out and says, my mom, I forgot to 0:17:18.800 --> 0:17:21.320 tell you we have an open house because school's starting, 0:17:21.720 --> 0:17:24.480 you know, And here I am in my What I 0:17:24.680 --> 0:17:29.040 fought were size twelve shorts, but clearly worse. So I 0:17:29.080 --> 0:17:31.600 had to run in and change real quick, because you know, 0:17:31.680 --> 0:17:33.960 you can't go to the school with your breeches open 0:17:34.080 --> 0:17:34.320 like that. 0:17:34.960 --> 0:17:37.680 Yeah. Oh, my lord, Delillah, you and my bowie would 0:17:37.720 --> 0:17:41.760 be best friends. We're so you're farming, you don't have 0:17:41.840 --> 0:17:44.840 to tell me your location. But you know, my people 0:17:44.880 --> 0:17:48.359 are farming people. And my mama had a garden all 0:17:48.400 --> 0:17:50.720 my life. We killed her own beef, My family had 0:17:50.760 --> 0:17:53.760 their own we ran a meat processing plant. We did 0:17:53.760 --> 0:17:54.760 everybody's home killing. 0:17:55.200 --> 0:17:58.760 So you would fit right in at my farm. When 0:17:58.760 --> 0:18:03.280 you're finished being beyond you gotta come and hang out 0:18:03.320 --> 0:18:04.200 at my farm. 0:18:04.840 --> 0:18:05.520 I would love to. 0:18:05.680 --> 0:18:07.879 We got a dozen chickens. We got a butcher in 0:18:07.880 --> 0:18:08.960 the next few weeks. 0:18:09.320 --> 0:18:12.920 Oh, my lord, let me ask real quick, Delilah, how 0:18:12.960 --> 0:18:15.840 do you have this energy? My darling. I know that 0:18:15.960 --> 0:18:20.119 you're not on dough or dexa tramp. What are you doing? 0:18:20.600 --> 0:18:22.960 But my sister and my mom and I were on that, 0:18:23.320 --> 0:18:36.520 just like you and your mom were. No. No, My 0:18:37.840 --> 0:18:41.119 energy comes from the fact that I believe you know, 0:18:41.200 --> 0:18:43.920 I said, our souls are eternal, our spirits are eternal, 0:18:44.000 --> 0:18:47.680 and I just refuse to believe that my body is aging. 0:18:47.920 --> 0:18:52.560 I refuse it. I canceled that out. I try not 0:18:52.720 --> 0:18:56.800 to have any well lit mirrors. The secrets of feeling 0:18:56.960 --> 0:19:00.400 good is don't look at the side, cut the tags 0:19:00.440 --> 0:19:02.480 out of your clothes so you don't see the size, 0:19:02.960 --> 0:19:05.480 and don't have any well at mirrors, you know, in 0:19:05.520 --> 0:19:09.200 the bedroom of the bathroom, and you feel much younger. 0:19:09.760 --> 0:19:13.400 Well, okay, but it just seems like you're doing a lot. 0:19:13.640 --> 0:19:17.080 And you got Can's little children still at home and 0:19:17.119 --> 0:19:17.840 going to school. 0:19:18.400 --> 0:19:23.919 Yeah. Yeah, My oldest bio son turns thirty nine this month. 0:19:24.600 --> 0:19:28.639 But my youngest, my youngest is going into second grade. 0:19:28.920 --> 0:19:33.760 I will be working forever alone. Remember the Jarratol commercials 0:19:33.800 --> 0:19:37.160 they used to do. Remember when what was the what 0:19:37.280 --> 0:19:39.760 was the talk show host Larry King when he was 0:19:39.800 --> 0:19:41.760 doing the squatty potty commercials. 0:19:45.600 --> 0:19:47.800 I need a squatty potty, but I can't take that 0:19:47.880 --> 0:19:48.439 on tour. 0:19:49.560 --> 0:19:51.919 Do you take a tour bus on your tour or 0:19:51.960 --> 0:19:54.479 do you just go to airport after airport after airport, 0:19:54.600 --> 0:19:54.880 go to. 0:19:54.840 --> 0:19:57.600 Airport after airport after airport. We've looked at a bus, 0:19:57.600 --> 0:20:01.320 but I've got these best touring teams that they know 0:20:01.440 --> 0:20:04.000 that I'm fifty eight years old. I term fifty eight, 0:20:04.040 --> 0:20:06.520 and they really try to rout me to where it's 0:20:06.560 --> 0:20:09.320 not hard. It's not as hard, and I don't need 0:20:09.359 --> 0:20:11.879 a bus, and you know, it just doesn't make sense 0:20:11.920 --> 0:20:15.080 for me right now, but it sounds nifty. And I 0:20:15.080 --> 0:20:19.720 would love to have a toilet and a little refrigerator 0:20:20.200 --> 0:20:22.560 and maybe somebody could put some food in it that 0:20:22.680 --> 0:20:24.720 I could feel better on instead of me getting out 0:20:24.720 --> 0:20:26.840 here and eat white flower and hunger and you know, 0:20:26.920 --> 0:20:31.960 eat my emotions. But they're adding so many shows because 0:20:32.000 --> 0:20:35.240 I'm selling well, Thank the Lord. Then I get to 0:20:35.240 --> 0:20:38.720 stay in a city longer and so I can rist more. 0:20:39.359 --> 0:20:41.880 We need to get you a residency in Vegas where 0:20:41.920 --> 0:20:44.520 you can stay for like a month or two and 0:20:44.600 --> 0:20:46.919 folks can come to you. That's what we need to do, 0:20:46.960 --> 0:20:50.840 because you are freaking hysterical. Leanne Morgan. Anybody who has 0:20:50.960 --> 0:20:54.000 not seen her look her up. You can. You're on 0:20:54.240 --> 0:20:58.119 every social media platform now. You're brilliant. 0:20:58.560 --> 0:20:59.800 Thank you, Delana. 0:21:00.080 --> 0:21:03.399 It is been a blandly You just take everyday life 0:21:04.040 --> 0:21:07.000 and you shine a light on the stuff that most 0:21:07.040 --> 0:21:10.320 of us are embarrassed to openly. Well, I'm not because 0:21:10.359 --> 0:21:13.600 I'm not embarrassed about anything. I have no filter. You 0:21:13.640 --> 0:21:16.720 may have noticed that, but other people in my. 0:21:16.760 --> 0:21:19.159 Life and I get it, honey, and I dig it. 0:21:19.520 --> 0:21:22.720 Yeah, because clearly I've seen your big panty tour. You 0:21:22.800 --> 0:21:27.120 got no filter. I love that. But you make me smile, 0:21:27.359 --> 0:21:28.879 you make me laugh out loud. 0:21:29.760 --> 0:21:33.040 Isn't that wonderful to have that big belly lamp? And 0:21:33.119 --> 0:21:35.320 thank you for saying that. If you're getting that from me, 0:21:35.480 --> 0:21:36.680 thank you. 0:21:36.680 --> 0:21:39.000 You give me big bell when you talk about your 0:21:39.080 --> 0:21:43.520 dogs up on your bed, when you went through your depression, 0:21:43.560 --> 0:21:47.959 when your baby's left home. I go through that, and 0:21:48.000 --> 0:21:53.159 my darling daughter lives thirty minutes away, forty minutes away, 0:21:54.200 --> 0:21:57.120 and I miss her like she's in Istanbul. 0:21:58.119 --> 0:22:01.159 I know, I know it is. I took to the 0:22:01.160 --> 0:22:05.440