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Speaker 1: emailed the show for a second date update today, and
Speaker 1: her email said that she had one of the most
Speaker 1: embarrassing moments ever happened on this date. So she's ninety
Speaker 1: nine point nine percent sure it's the reason that he's
Speaker 1: not calling her back. Oh my gosh. Where Yeah, I
Speaker 1: would go for sure. Now she didn't say what it was,
Speaker 1: but Mallory, I'm guessing you went to McDonald's and didn't
Speaker 1: have enough to order off the dollar menu. Happens to
Speaker 1: Jose all the time, so don't feel too embarrassed. Said,
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's not it. It was a fate So
Speaker 1: he would have paid anyway. Oh, okay, I did. Sometimes
Speaker 1: women pay. I think that's totally fine and right. Those
Speaker 1: are the rules courting your Mallory. Mallory, I didn't like.
Speaker 1: If it's at the eight, then a great, we're getting
Speaker 1: you guys, we're getting sidetracked. Let's go back to the
Speaker 1: embarrassing party. So first, tell us about the guy that
Speaker 1: you want us to call. What's his name? His name's Danny. Okay, Danny? Okay.
Speaker 1: How'd you meet Danny? I met him when I was
Speaker 1: out at a bar with a bunch of friends and
Speaker 1: he was kind of chatting me up at the bar,
Speaker 1: and near the end of the night, he was like, Hey,
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm having a really good time with
Speaker 1: you and I would love to hang out with you
Speaker 1: again sometime. So he took my number. Pretty classy. I mean,
Speaker 1: usually when you hit up somebody at the bar, it's like, hey,
Speaker 1: you want to come back to my place tonight? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean he was a really nice guy, and so
Speaker 1: I gave him my number, and it sounds pretty embarrassing.
Speaker 1: I'm working my way up to that. Oh okay, sorry,
Speaker 1: keep going. Then, so he was like, why don't we
Speaker 1: go back to the bar where we were hanging out
Speaker 1: the other night? And you didn't remember where that was? Oops? Embarrassing, awkward? Nope, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm still waiting. Don't remember. Okay, So you remember the
Speaker 1: bar and you went back yeah, I went to the
Speaker 1: bar and he was like, I wonder if you'd be
Speaker 1: up for playing a little game, and so I was
Speaker 1: like sure, and he said he had this game called
Speaker 1: the Epic Yarn Challenge, like Yarn, like like string Yard. Well,
Speaker 1: he was talking about like telling a story to a
Speaker 1: group of strangers for fifteen minutes straight that will like
Speaker 1: keep them captivated for the whole fifteen minutes, where they'd
Speaker 1: be like so enthralled with your story that by the
Speaker 1: end be like applauding and offering to body like rounds
Speaker 1: or drinks. So it was a competition between you two
Speaker 1: to like approach random people in the bar and tell
Speaker 1: them long stories and see who got the best reaction. Yes,
Speaker 1: so I was just like, yeah, I think you know,
Speaker 1: why not? I have something that could work for that.
Speaker 1: So who went first? Did he go first or you?
Speaker 1: So yes, he went first, and we're sort of like
Speaker 1: in the back area. There were like three tables and
Speaker 1: he was starting tell the story about how like when
Speaker 1: he was back in high school, there was this girl
Speaker 1: that he like fell in love with and he always
Speaker 1: wanted to ask her out, but she actually moved away
Speaker 1: before he had a chance to do anything. To like
Speaker 1: approach her or talk to her. It sounds like kind
Speaker 1: of a boring story so far to me. Yeah, I agree,
Speaker 1: but like for some reason everybody in the bar was
Speaker 1: totally captivated by a story like that. To you, anything's
Speaker 1: interesting when you're drunk. It just sounds like he was
Speaker 1: like charismatic. Yeah, exactly. He was telling the story better
Speaker 1: than I am now. But he was just like, you know,
Speaker 1: she came back and he finally had a chance to
Speaker 1: talk to her, and that girl is in this room
Speaker 1: right now. So he turns to me and he was like,
Speaker 1: I've loved you since high school. And he gets down
Speaker 1: on one knee and proposes to me in the bar,
Speaker 1: and son of everybody, Oh my god, I didn't know
Speaker 1: what to do when I was just like, yes, so
Speaker 1: you engaged to a guy who's not calling you back.
Speaker 1: Made up this whole story just to get the best
Speaker 1: applause in your guys's little story competition. Was it? Was
Speaker 1: it made up? Or was it true? It was totally
Speaker 1: made up, But I didn't know everybody's so on board
Speaker 1: with this. I don't want to like ruin everybody's time.
Speaker 1: And I thought it was hilarious. So then what was
Speaker 1: your fifteen minute story? Yeah, how do you Well, I
Speaker 1: didn't even have to do my story. He totally took
Speaker 1: it over, so I didn't have to do I didn't
Speaker 1: get to do a story. All right, So, so how
Speaker 1: did this night end? What? Where's the embarrassing part of this?
Speaker 1: So people were buying us drinks and he, you know,
Speaker 1: like I said, he was like a real outcoing, like
Speaker 1: very charismatic person. People were talking to both of us,
Speaker 1: but like more is like talking to him, and like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I kind of was drinking more than
Speaker 1: I usually do, I guess, and so I got drunk. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And at the at the end of the night, he's like,
Speaker 1: let me take you home because I was drunk. But
Speaker 1: he was very kind and gentlemanly about it, and I
Speaker 1: was like having a great time, and we were laughing
Speaker 1: about the whole entire situation. Um, how well he pulled
Speaker 1: that off and everything, and laughing so much that like,
Speaker 1: at one point, so this is the embarrassing part, Um,
Speaker 1: I laughed so hard that I like, you feed your pants,
Speaker 1: like right on the feet of his car. Oh no,
Speaker 1: oh no, you feed your pants and your new fiance's call.
Speaker 1: Welcome to married life. Yeah, it was bad and he
Speaker 1: like even like pulled over and he like grabbed like
Speaker 1: a rag in his back drunk or something. I mean,
Speaker 1: he was really understanding and like nice, and there was
Speaker 1: people like angry or he wasn't like I can't believe
Speaker 1: it was ruined my car and even you know, he
Speaker 1: wasn't like mad at me. Probably wasn't a very nice
Speaker 1: car either. I have more to my Honestly, I have
Speaker 1: no idea. I hope it wasn't too nice of a
Speaker 1: car because it's a geoprism. Who cares if she han't
Speaker 1: had like a bottle of water or something to like
Speaker 1: spill over yourself and actually, like I just spilled this
Speaker 1: walk like embarrassing moment. People don't tell people don't trust
Speaker 1: Brook now if she's ever carrying around a bottle of water,
Speaker 1: now you know you need to cover up. So how
Speaker 1: long has it been since you've spoken with Danny? It's
Speaker 1: been like a week. Yeah, you're any girl. I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure that he doesn't talk to me ever again after
Speaker 1: I paid this car. Yeah, I just I don't know,
Speaker 1: Like I'm like hoping that maybe he would give me
Speaker 1: a second chance, because I really you deserve one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you played along. We're gonna get this for you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna play a song. We'll come back and we'll
Speaker 1: call your fiance Danny and try and get your second
Speaker 1: date update. Okay, out, all, okay, all right, hold on,
Speaker 1: we've got one of our listeners named Mallory on the
Speaker 1: phone for a second date update. And Mallory went through
Speaker 1: a big range of emotions during her night out. She
Speaker 1: was challenged to a storytelling competition at a bar and
Speaker 1: never got a chance to tell her story because her date, Danny,
Speaker 1: stole the show with a big tale about a girl
Speaker 1: in high school that he was in love with and
Speaker 1: she didn't know it for all those years, but now
Speaker 1: she's in the bar with us. That night and he
Speaker 1: got down on a knee and proposed to Mallorie in
Speaker 1: front of every n I would cry, oh my god
Speaker 1: in the crowd, I would have teared up. The reason
Speaker 1: that he did it was to win the bet that
Speaker 1: they had made and to get some free drinks, which
Speaker 1: he did end up doing. So Mallory got kind of drunk,
Speaker 1: as engaged people tend to do. Yea. He took her
Speaker 1: home that night and on the way back she was
Speaker 1: laughing so hard in his car about what had happened.
Speaker 1: She peed on the front seat. So Mallory feels like
Speaker 1: she may have ruined the night. But Mallory, let me
Speaker 1: just tell you, don't feel embarrassed. All right, Okay, I've
Speaker 1: peen on many men's seats before, and I've come out
Speaker 1: just fine. Yeah, I think that's a different situation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think he'll give you another shot. No, I don't
Speaker 1: think so. I mean, he's obviously not very Men are
Speaker 1: the worst at peen places when they're drunk. They're way
Speaker 1: worse than women. You have to have some sympathy if
Speaker 1: you're a dude. Guaranteed he's pet at least a corner
Speaker 1: of a bedroom at some point. Right, Yeah, I'm sure
Speaker 1: he has. But it's just I don't know. I really
Speaker 1: like him, and I just I'm hoping that he'll give
Speaker 1: me a second chance. Oh my god, he'd better. I mean,
Speaker 1: if if you're cool enough to be proposed to on
Speaker 1: a first date in a fake proposal, he should be
Speaker 1: cool enough to have some real pea on his seat.
Speaker 1: Maybe you should offer to let him pee in your car.
Speaker 1: And if that's what it takes, I guess so all right, Well,
Speaker 1: let's get him on the phone right now and see
Speaker 1: if he's up for We're gonna call him and get
Speaker 1: your second date update. Okay, okay, okay, I'm dialing it
Speaker 1: right now. Here we go. Hello, Hi, Can I speak
Speaker 1: to Danny please? Yeah, this is him. What's up? Hey, Danny?
Speaker 1: My name's young Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. You have a moment to talk.
Speaker 1: What's going on? We do something on our show called
Speaker 1: a second date Update. That's where if you go out
Speaker 1: with someone and afterwards they're not calling you back, you
Speaker 1: can reach out to us and we'll reach out to
Speaker 1: that person for you to try and figure out the
Speaker 1: reason why. Okay, okay. And so there's a woman that
Speaker 1: reached out to us about you. Her name's Mallory. She
Speaker 1: told us all about the night that you guys went
Speaker 1: to a bar and that made up this great thing
Speaker 1: about long lost loves in high school. What was going
Speaker 1: through your head when you got down on a knee
Speaker 1: and faked proposed to a chick you just met, you know? Um?
Speaker 1: It was she. She's so pretty and she's so nice,
Speaker 1: and I guess like I've been kind of kind of
Speaker 1: planning to do that, kind of like fade idea was
Speaker 1: someone special? Um, yeah, I guess I was just disappointed
Speaker 1: in the end. Yeah, yeah, she didn't ahead of myself.
Speaker 1: She did tell us about how the night ended with
Speaker 1: your car being a little soiled. I don't know what
Speaker 1: to say. I'm sorry for your car. It's okay. I
Speaker 1: guess I was kind of disappointed before that. What it
Speaker 1: wasn't a dude, she's humiliated. Yeah, okay, here's the real deal.
Speaker 1: The truth is that it wasn't a made up story.
Speaker 1: What do you mean it's not a made up story.
Speaker 1: The story was the truth about me being in love
Speaker 1: with her? Whoa, yeah, my head. She told us that
Speaker 1: you guys had just met at a bar recently. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like that didn't help that she didn't remember me. Um,
Speaker 1: you really went to you know, I did go to
Speaker 1: school with her. I had known now for a few years,
Speaker 1: you know, like kind of from Afar, and she did
Speaker 1: move away before I could do anything, and you know,
Speaker 1: I weird. I guess I really was kind of like
Speaker 1: proposing to her. Oh no, oh my gosh, are you
Speaker 1: messy with us? Like is this a like you're the
Speaker 1: big storyteller dude, and now you're just going with it.
Speaker 1: Oh no, she said she just met you at a
Speaker 1: bar with her friends and you hit on her and
Speaker 1: that's how you got her number. But that's not true.
Speaker 1: You've known her for longer than that. I guess you
Speaker 1: could say, like, I've known about her, but she really
Speaker 1: hasn't known about me. Okay, that makes you sound like
Speaker 1: a stalker. How did you know about her? I know
Speaker 1: that it sounds awkward, Okay, Like, how do you tell
Speaker 1: somebody you have strong feelings for them without being creepy?
Speaker 1: But you do it in emojis? How do you have
Speaker 1: strong feelings for someone if you don't even know them
Speaker 1: and they don't even know you exist. I do know her,
Speaker 1: I do know about her. You know, I've cared about
Speaker 1: her for a long time. And it's like, is it all?
Speaker 1: I feel like it's like knowing a restaurant by looking
Speaker 1: at the Yelp reviews and never actually going there and
Speaker 1: then giving your an opinion on it. So what are
Speaker 1: you disappointed in, Danny that she didn't know that you
Speaker 1: had these feelings secretly this whole time, she didn't know
Speaker 1: you existed. Well, it's just I guess, like, how do
Speaker 1: you tell somebody you din in love with them for
Speaker 1: over a few years? You know. She was laughing about
Speaker 1: it and saying, I'm a great storyteller, and the whole
Speaker 1: time I'm thinking this isn't a story. So she's like believable.
Speaker 1: Was that a real proposal? Then? I mean kind of
Speaker 1: oh my god? Wow? Okay, hold up though, so she
Speaker 1: really said yes, you would really marry this girl? I mean,
Speaker 1: Charity did say yes, no, but she didn't know that
Speaker 1: you was saying yes, yes. That's not going to hold
Speaker 1: up in court. You don't go to court for engagements.
Speaker 1: What is going on? Where do you go from here?
Speaker 1: You tell me? How I tell her? It was a
Speaker 1: real story and it was really about her? What would
Speaker 1: you do? Well? You kind of already did tell her,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is about to be so because
Speaker 1: she's been on the other line listening this whole time
Speaker 1: and she wants to talk to you. No no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no, tell me you're lying to because I
Speaker 1: probably would have This is nuts, Mallory. Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, is that all true? Yeah, it's true. And
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you had to find out this way. I
Speaker 1: feel terrible like, I, Um, I can't believe, Like I
Speaker 1: don't understand, like what this is like a lot to
Speaker 1: take in. How are you disappointed that I didn't know
Speaker 1: that we hadn't met before. If we hadn't met before, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't understand, it doesn't make any sense. I guess
Speaker 1: I'm really disappointed in myself because after all this time
Speaker 1: and thinking about you, this is the way that I
Speaker 1: try to let you know how I felt, and it
Speaker 1: was a wrong way to do it. And I guess
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm sorry, you know, Like what do you
Speaker 1: do in this situation? I feel like one thing could
Speaker 1: be to be honest with someone, but that would have
Speaker 1: scared you away. I know that would have scared you
Speaker 1: away if I had just told you, you know, like
Speaker 1: we were just really like getting to like spend time together. Yeah,
Speaker 1: better to just propose to her right off the bat,
Speaker 1: before she even knows who you are. See, I'm with
Speaker 1: Jeffrey hearing that, hearing that that sounds crazy too. Is
Speaker 1: there no middle ground with you? Yeah? I mean, like
Speaker 1: I humiliated myself in your car on the way home,
Speaker 1: and like I felt like I'm going on on the
Speaker 1: limb by taking the story to like a radio show
Speaker 1: to reach out to you, which is kind of weird.
Speaker 1: But that's okay, you'd I'm weird. No, my god, it's
Speaker 1: like maybe it's just kind of nice. You know that
Speaker 1: we both I don't need need to feel bad. Maybe
Speaker 1: you know, maybe this is just like part of a
Speaker 1: story of us figuring out how to like try this thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what do you say? You call it? Even Mallory? I
Speaker 1: don't even know where I don't even know where Mallory
Speaker 1: is at this Are you creeped out? Do you see
Speaker 1: red flags? Are you thinking this is romantic? Or do
Speaker 1: you feel the same or in love? Because personally I
Speaker 1: feel like I need to tell you to run, but
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, there's definitely a lot of
Speaker 1: conflicting emotions right now because I don't understand completely where
Speaker 1: you're coming from. I do feel like it was god like,
Speaker 1: like I've been stalked. It's weird. It's definitely weird. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's definitely a lot to process, especially on a radio show.
Speaker 1: So why don't we Why don't we offer to send
Speaker 1: you guys out on another date so you guys can
Speaker 1: talk about this, sort everything out, Yeah, and then maybe
Speaker 1: things will become more clear. Sweet, who do we ask
Speaker 1: at this point? That's what I'm trying to figure. You're out, Like,
Speaker 1: do I ask Danny if he'd be willing to go
Speaker 1: on a second day because I think he would? Yeah,
Speaker 1: wait no, But Danny, could you go on a normal
Speaker 1: second date? Because you proposed to this girl? She said yes,
Speaker 1: you didn't like the outcome and then suddenly wouldn't call
Speaker 1: her back, Like, are you okay with normal? Yes'm I
Speaker 1: am actually a pretty chill guy normally. This is just
Speaker 1: I am very tongue tied around being Mallory and so like,
Speaker 1: it just made it easier for me to kind of
Speaker 1: do it this way. Love makes you do crazy things.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't like I guess it wouldn't hurt
Speaker 1: to just have a conversation about this and see how
Speaker 1: things turn out. Oh my god, I am so interested
Speaker 1: in what is going to happen now, and like, I
Speaker 1: really look forward to just hanging out with you now
Speaker 1: that you know everything and that that story was really
Speaker 1: about you. Oh my god, you should do the story
Speaker 1: off again, and this time she's going to publicly divorce
Speaker 1: you and everyone this man, I don't know. I think
Speaker 1: we go back to peeing on each other's eats. That
Speaker 1: sounds okay. I think I just need to go right
Speaker 1: now because I just really need to process all this.
Speaker 1: So you have to go. Is it number one or
Speaker 1: number two? We'll let you go, okay, Wow, wow, oh
Speaker 1: my god. Now let me keep us updated. Okay,