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<v Speaker 1>emailed the show for a second date update today, and

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<v Speaker 1>her email said that she had one of the most

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<v Speaker 1>embarrassing moments ever happened on this date. So she's ninety

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<v Speaker 1>nine point nine percent sure it's the reason that he's

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<v Speaker 1>not calling her back. Oh my gosh. Where Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>would go for sure. Now she didn't say what it was,

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<v Speaker 1>but Mallory, I'm guessing you went to McDonald's and didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have enough to order off the dollar menu. Happens to

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<v Speaker 1>Jose all the time, so don't feel too embarrassed. Said,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, that's not it. It was a fate So

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<v Speaker 1>he would have paid anyway. Oh, okay, I did. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>women pay. I think that's totally fine and right. Those

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<v Speaker 1>are the rules courting your Mallory. Mallory, I didn't like.

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<v Speaker 1>If it's at the eight, then a great, we're getting

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<v Speaker 1>you guys, we're getting sidetracked. Let's go back to the

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<v Speaker 1>embarrassing party. So first, tell us about the guy that

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<v Speaker 1>you want us to call. What's his name? His name's Danny. Okay, Danny? Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>How'd you meet Danny? I met him when I was

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<v Speaker 1>out at a bar with a bunch of friends and

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<v Speaker 1>he was kind of chatting me up at the bar,

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<v Speaker 1>and near the end of the night, he was like, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I'm having a really good time with

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<v Speaker 1>you and I would love to hang out with you

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<v Speaker 1>again sometime. So he took my number. Pretty classy. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>usually when you hit up somebody at the bar, it's like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to come back to my place tonight? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean he was a really nice guy, and so

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<v Speaker 1>I gave him my number, and it sounds pretty embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm working my way up to that. Oh okay, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>keep going. Then, so he was like, why don't we

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<v Speaker 1>go back to the bar where we were hanging out

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<v Speaker 1>the other night? And you didn't remember where that was? Oops? Embarrassing, awkward? Nope, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still waiting. Don't remember. Okay, So you remember the

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<v Speaker 1>bar and you went back yeah, I went to the

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<v Speaker 1>bar and he was like, I wonder if you'd be

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<v Speaker 1>up for playing a little game, and so I was

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<v Speaker 1>like sure, and he said he had this game called

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<v Speaker 1>the Epic Yarn Challenge, like Yarn, like like string Yard. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>he was talking about like telling a story to a

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<v Speaker 1>group of strangers for fifteen minutes straight that will like

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<v Speaker 1>keep them captivated for the whole fifteen minutes, where they'd

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<v Speaker 1>be like so enthralled with your story that by the

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<v Speaker 1>end be like applauding and offering to body like rounds

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<v Speaker 1>or drinks. So it was a competition between you two

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<v Speaker 1>to like approach random people in the bar and tell

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<v Speaker 1>them long stories and see who got the best reaction. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>so I was just like, yeah, I think you know,

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<v Speaker 1>why not? I have something that could work for that.

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<v Speaker 1>So who went first? Did he go first or you?

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<v Speaker 1>So yes, he went first, and we're sort of like

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<v Speaker 1>in the back area. There were like three tables and

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<v Speaker 1>he was starting tell the story about how like when

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<v Speaker 1>he was back in high school, there was this girl

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<v Speaker 1>that he like fell in love with and he always

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to ask her out, but she actually moved away

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<v Speaker 1>before he had a chance to do anything. To like

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<v Speaker 1>approach her or talk to her. It sounds like kind

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<v Speaker 1>of a boring story so far to me. Yeah, I agree,

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<v Speaker 1>but like for some reason everybody in the bar was

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<v Speaker 1>totally captivated by a story like that. To you, anything's

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<v Speaker 1>interesting when you're drunk. It just sounds like he was

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<v Speaker 1>like charismatic. Yeah, exactly. He was telling the story better

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<v Speaker 1>than I am now. But he was just like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>she came back and he finally had a chance to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to her, and that girl is in this room

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<v Speaker 1>right now. So he turns to me and he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I've loved you since high school. And he gets down

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<v Speaker 1>on one knee and proposes to me in the bar,

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<v Speaker 1>and son of everybody, Oh my god, I didn't know

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<v Speaker 1>what to do when I was just like, yes, so

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<v Speaker 1>you engaged to a guy who's not calling you back.

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<v Speaker 1>Made up this whole story just to get the best

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<v Speaker 1>applause in your guys's little story competition. Was it? Was

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<v Speaker 1>it made up? Or was it true? It was totally

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<v Speaker 1>made up, But I didn't know everybody's so on board

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<v Speaker 1>with this. I don't want to like ruin everybody's time.

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<v Speaker 1>And I thought it was hilarious. So then what was

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<v Speaker 1>your fifteen minute story? Yeah, how do you Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even have to do my story. He totally took

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<v Speaker 1>it over, so I didn't have to do I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>get to do a story. All right, So, so how

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<v Speaker 1>did this night end? What? Where's the embarrassing part of this?

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<v Speaker 1>So people were buying us drinks and he, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like I said, he was like a real outcoing, like

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<v Speaker 1>very charismatic person. People were talking to both of us,

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<v Speaker 1>but like more is like talking to him, and like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I kind of was drinking more than

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<v Speaker 1>I usually do, I guess, and so I got drunk. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And at the at the end of the night, he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>let me take you home because I was drunk. But

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<v Speaker 1>he was very kind and gentlemanly about it, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like having a great time, and we were laughing

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<v Speaker 1>about the whole entire situation. Um, how well he pulled

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<v Speaker 1>that off and everything, and laughing so much that like,

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<v Speaker 1>at one point, so this is the embarrassing part, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I laughed so hard that I like, you feed your pants,

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<v Speaker 1>like right on the feet of his car. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>oh no, you feed your pants and your new fiance's call.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to married life. Yeah, it was bad and he

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<v Speaker 1>like even like pulled over and he like grabbed like

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<v Speaker 1>a rag in his back drunk or something. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>he was really understanding and like nice, and there was

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<v Speaker 1>people like angry or he wasn't like I can't believe

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<v Speaker 1>it was ruined my car and even you know, he

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't like mad at me. Probably wasn't a very nice

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<v Speaker 1>car either. I have more to my Honestly, I have

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<v Speaker 1>no idea. I hope it wasn't too nice of a

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<v Speaker 1>car because it's a geoprism. Who cares if she han't

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<v Speaker 1>had like a bottle of water or something to like

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<v Speaker 1>spill over yourself and actually, like I just spilled this

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<v Speaker 1>walk like embarrassing moment. People don't tell people don't trust

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<v Speaker 1>Brook now if she's ever carrying around a bottle of water,

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<v Speaker 1>now you know you need to cover up. So how

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<v Speaker 1>long has it been since you've spoken with Danny? It's

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<v Speaker 1>been like a week. Yeah, you're any girl. I'm pretty

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<v Speaker 1>sure that he doesn't talk to me ever again after

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<v Speaker 1>I paid this car. Yeah, I just I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'm like hoping that maybe he would give me

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<v Speaker 1>a second chance, because I really you deserve one. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you played along. We're gonna get this for you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna play a song. We'll come back and we'll

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<v Speaker 1>call your fiance Danny and try and get your second

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<v Speaker 1>date update. Okay, out, all, okay, all right, hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>we've got one of our listeners named Mallory on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone for a second date update. And Mallory went through

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<v Speaker 1>a big range of emotions during her night out. She

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<v Speaker 1>was challenged to a storytelling competition at a bar and

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<v Speaker 1>never got a chance to tell her story because her date, Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>stole the show with a big tale about a girl

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<v Speaker 1>in high school that he was in love with and

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't know it for all those years, but now

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<v Speaker 1>she's in the bar with us. That night and he

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<v Speaker 1>got down on a knee and proposed to Mallorie in

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<v Speaker 1>front of every n I would cry, oh my god

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<v Speaker 1>in the crowd, I would have teared up. The reason

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<v Speaker 1>that he did it was to win the bet that

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<v Speaker 1>they had made and to get some free drinks, which

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<v Speaker 1>he did end up doing. So Mallory got kind of drunk,

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<v Speaker 1>as engaged people tend to do. Yea. He took her

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<v Speaker 1>home that night and on the way back she was

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<v Speaker 1>laughing so hard in his car about what had happened.

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<v Speaker 1>She peed on the front seat. So Mallory feels like

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<v Speaker 1>she may have ruined the night. But Mallory, let me

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<v Speaker 1>just tell you, don't feel embarrassed. All right, Okay, I've

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<v Speaker 1>peen on many men's seats before, and I've come out

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<v Speaker 1>just fine. Yeah, I think that's a different situation. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think he'll give you another shot. No, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think so. I mean, he's obviously not very Men are

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<v Speaker 1>the worst at peen places when they're drunk. They're way

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<v Speaker 1>worse than women. You have to have some sympathy if

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<v Speaker 1>you're a dude. Guaranteed he's pet at least a corner

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<v Speaker 1>of a bedroom at some point. Right, Yeah, I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>he has. But it's just I don't know. I really

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<v Speaker 1>like him, and I just I'm hoping that he'll give

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<v Speaker 1>me a second chance. Oh my god, he'd better. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>if if you're cool enough to be proposed to on

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<v Speaker 1>a first date in a fake proposal, he should be

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<v Speaker 1>cool enough to have some real pea on his seat.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe you should offer to let him pee in your car.

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<v Speaker 1>And if that's what it takes, I guess so all right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>let's get him on the phone right now and see

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<v Speaker 1>if he's up for We're gonna call him and get

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<v Speaker 1>your second date update. Okay, okay, okay, I'm dialing it

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<v Speaker 1>right now. Here we go. Hello, Hi, Can I speak

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<v Speaker 1>to Danny please? Yeah, this is him. What's up? Hey, Danny?

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<v Speaker 1>My name's young Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and

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<v Speaker 1>Jeffrey in the morning. You have a moment to talk.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on? We do something on our show called

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<v Speaker 1>a second date Update. That's where if you go out

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<v Speaker 1>with someone and afterwards they're not calling you back, you

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<v Speaker 1>can reach out to us and we'll reach out to

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<v Speaker 1>that person for you to try and figure out the

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<v Speaker 1>reason why. Okay, okay. And so there's a woman that

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<v Speaker 1>reached out to us about you. Her name's Mallory. She

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<v Speaker 1>told us all about the night that you guys went

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<v Speaker 1>to a bar and that made up this great thing

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<v Speaker 1>about long lost loves in high school. What was going

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<v Speaker 1>through your head when you got down on a knee

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<v Speaker 1>and faked proposed to a chick you just met, you know? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>It was she. She's so pretty and she's so nice,

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<v Speaker 1>and I guess like I've been kind of kind of

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<v Speaker 1>planning to do that, kind of like fade idea was

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<v Speaker 1>someone special? Um, yeah, I guess I was just disappointed

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<v Speaker 1>in the end. Yeah, yeah, she didn't ahead of myself.

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<v Speaker 1>She did tell us about how the night ended with

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<v Speaker 1>your car being a little soiled. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>to say. I'm sorry for your car. It's okay. I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I was kind of disappointed before that. What it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't a dude, she's humiliated. Yeah, okay, here's the real deal.

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<v Speaker 1>The truth is that it wasn't a made up story.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean it's not a made up story.

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<v Speaker 1>The story was the truth about me being in love

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<v Speaker 1>with her? Whoa, yeah, my head. She told us that

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<v Speaker 1>you guys had just met at a bar recently. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Like that didn't help that she didn't remember me. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>you really went to you know, I did go to

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<v Speaker 1>school with her. I had known now for a few years,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like kind of from Afar, and she did

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<v Speaker 1>move away before I could do anything, and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I weird. I guess I really was kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>proposing to her. Oh no, oh my gosh, are you

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<v Speaker 1>messy with us? Like is this a like you're the

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<v Speaker 1>big storyteller dude, and now you're just going with it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, she said she just met you at a

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<v Speaker 1>bar with her friends and you hit on her and

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<v Speaker 1>that's how you got her number. But that's not true.

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<v Speaker 1>You've known her for longer than that. I guess you

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<v Speaker 1>could say, like, I've known about her, but she really

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<v Speaker 1>hasn't known about me. Okay, that makes you sound like

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<v Speaker 1>a stalker. How did you know about her? I know

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<v Speaker 1>that it sounds awkward, Okay, Like, how do you tell

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<v Speaker 1>somebody you have strong feelings for them without being creepy?

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<v Speaker 1>But you do it in emojis? How do you have

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<v Speaker 1>strong feelings for someone if you don't even know them

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<v Speaker 1>and they don't even know you exist. I do know her,

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<v Speaker 1>I do know about her. You know, I've cared about

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<v Speaker 1>her for a long time. And it's like, is it all?

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like it's like knowing a restaurant by looking

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<v Speaker 1>at the Yelp reviews and never actually going there and

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<v Speaker 1>then giving your an opinion on it. So what are

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<v Speaker 1>you disappointed in, Danny that she didn't know that you

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<v Speaker 1>had these feelings secretly this whole time, she didn't know

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<v Speaker 1>you existed. Well, it's just I guess, like, how do

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<v Speaker 1>you tell somebody you din in love with them for

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<v Speaker 1>over a few years? You know. She was laughing about

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<v Speaker 1>it and saying, I'm a great storyteller, and the whole

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<v Speaker 1>time I'm thinking this isn't a story. So she's like believable.

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<v Speaker 1>Was that a real proposal? Then? I mean kind of

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god? Wow? Okay, hold up though, so she

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<v Speaker 1>really said yes, you would really marry this girl? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>Charity did say yes, no, but she didn't know that

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<v Speaker 1>you was saying yes, yes. That's not going to hold

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<v Speaker 1>up in court. You don't go to court for engagements.

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<v Speaker 1>What is going on? Where do you go from here?

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<v Speaker 1>You tell me? How I tell her? It was a

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<v Speaker 1>real story and it was really about her? What would

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<v Speaker 1>you do? Well? You kind of already did tell her,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, this is about to be so because

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<v Speaker 1>she's been on the other line listening this whole time

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<v Speaker 1>and she wants to talk to you. No no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no no no, tell me you're lying to because I

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<v Speaker 1>probably would have This is nuts, Mallory. Yeah, I'm here.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, is that all true? Yeah, it's true. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry you had to find out this way. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel terrible like, I, Um, I can't believe, Like I

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<v Speaker 1>don't understand, like what this is like a lot to

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<v Speaker 1>take in. How are you disappointed that I didn't know

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<v Speaker 1>that we hadn't met before. If we hadn't met before, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand, it doesn't make any sense. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really disappointed in myself because after all this time

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<v Speaker 1>and thinking about you, this is the way that I

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<v Speaker 1>try to let you know how I felt, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was a wrong way to do it. And I guess

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just I'm sorry, you know, Like what do you

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<v Speaker 1>do in this situation? I feel like one thing could

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<v Speaker 1>be to be honest with someone, but that would have

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<v Speaker 1>scared you away. I know that would have scared you

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<v Speaker 1>away if I had just told you, you know, like

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<v Speaker 1>we were just really like getting to like spend time together. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>better to just propose to her right off the bat,

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<v Speaker 1>before she even knows who you are. See, I'm with

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<v Speaker 1>Jeffrey hearing that, hearing that that sounds crazy too. Is

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<v Speaker 1>there no middle ground with you? Yeah? I mean, like

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<v Speaker 1>I humiliated myself in your car on the way home,

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<v Speaker 1>and like I felt like I'm going on on the

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<v Speaker 1>limb by taking the story to like a radio show

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<v Speaker 1>to reach out to you, which is kind of weird.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's okay, you'd I'm weird. No, my god, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like maybe it's just kind of nice. You know that

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<v Speaker 1>we both I don't need need to feel bad. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>you know, maybe this is just like part of a

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<v Speaker 1>story of us figuring out how to like try this thing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you say? You call it? Even Mallory? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know where I don't even know where Mallory

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<v Speaker 1>is at this Are you creeped out? Do you see

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<v Speaker 1>red flags? Are you thinking this is romantic? Or do

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<v Speaker 1>you feel the same or in love? Because personally I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like I need to tell you to run, but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I mean, there's definitely a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>conflicting emotions right now because I don't understand completely where

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<v Speaker 1>you're coming from. I do feel like it was god like,

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<v Speaker 1>like I've been stalked. It's weird. It's definitely weird. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's definitely a lot to process, especially on a radio show.

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<v Speaker 1>So why don't we Why don't we offer to send

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<v Speaker 1>you guys out on another date so you guys can

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<v Speaker 1>talk about this, sort everything out, Yeah, and then maybe

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<v Speaker 1>things will become more clear. Sweet, who do we ask

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<v Speaker 1>at this point? That's what I'm trying to figure. You're out, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>do I ask Danny if he'd be willing to go

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<v Speaker 1>on a second day because I think he would? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>wait no, But Danny, could you go on a normal

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<v Speaker 1>second date? Because you proposed to this girl? She said yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't like the outcome and then suddenly wouldn't call

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<v Speaker 1>her back, Like, are you okay with normal? Yes'm I

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<v Speaker 1>am actually a pretty chill guy normally. This is just

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<v Speaker 1>I am very tongue tied around being Mallory and so like,

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<v Speaker 1>it just made it easier for me to kind of

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<v Speaker 1>do it this way. Love makes you do crazy things.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't like I guess it wouldn't hurt

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<v Speaker 1>to just have a conversation about this and see how

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<v Speaker 1>things turn out. Oh my god, I am so interested

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<v Speaker 1>in what is going to happen now, and like, I

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<v Speaker 1>really look forward to just hanging out with you now

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<v Speaker 1>that you know everything and that that story was really

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<v Speaker 1>about you. Oh my god, you should do the story

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<v Speaker 1>off again, and this time she's going to publicly divorce

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<v Speaker 1>you and everyone this man, I don't know. I think

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<v Speaker 1>we go back to peeing on each other's eats. That

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<v Speaker 1>sounds okay. I think I just need to go right

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<v Speaker 1>now because I just really need to process all this.

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<v Speaker 1>So you have to go. Is it number one or

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<v Speaker 1>number two? We'll let you go, okay, Wow, wow, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god. Now let me keep us updated. Okay,