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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's making a killing on Etsy

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Speaker 1: with his facial haired fruit collection. He started with bearded berries,

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Speaker 1: moved on to whiskered watermelons, and now he's doing goateed grapes.

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Speaker 2: Oats stuck in the back of your throat.

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Speaker 1: Well, if you need a fun holiday gift, type in

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Speaker 1: fruity facials with laser stories. The segmentary read weird news

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Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 1: we've got a laser.

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Speaker 3: Those other shamberries just don't.

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Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of our favorite place, Florida.

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Speaker 1: A female Uber Eats driver named Alexandra was making a

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Speaker 1: delivery to another woman's home and was allegedly caught by

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Speaker 1: ringcam taking food out of the bag.

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Speaker 2: Nobody got time for it, Alexis, you've been there, caught.

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Speaker 4: How would you walk up and then you do it

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Speaker 4: in your car?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: The homeowner confronted her, and Alexandra was not happy.

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Speaker 3: About being called out.

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Speaker 1: She grabbed some of the victims fall to corp, including

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Speaker 1: a ten dollars sign that said happy fall y'all, then

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Speaker 1: spat in the woman's face.

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Speaker 4: Wait a minute, wait, did she just.

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Speaker 1: Steal the corp The homeowner then grabbed the sign back,

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Speaker 1: but Alexandra was not done. She took a decorative urn

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Speaker 1: from her yard and walked back to her car. She

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Speaker 1: also stole a decorative column and four plaster pumpkins worth

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Speaker 1: about seventy five bucks each.

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Speaker 4: Wow, we're just shopping now, dude, Where are you getting

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Speaker 4: those pumpkins that they cost so much?

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Speaker 1: Not surprisingly, Alexandra was later arrested in charge with burglary

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Speaker 1: with assault and grand theft from a dwelling?

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Speaker 4: Is the assault when she tried to hit her with

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Speaker 4: a sign or fitting? Oh oh thanks definitely? Why does

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Speaker 4: Alexis know that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I delivered food, but the spit has some of

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Speaker 1: the flavor of the food in it, so it's kind

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Speaker 1: of like a gift.

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Speaker 4: It was like, did you want it back?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it is, there's some of it, yes, And also

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Speaker 1: ran theft from a dwelling.

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Speaker 3: So she does not seem to be happying a happy

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Speaker 3: fall y'all.

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Speaker 4: I've heard it called rock bottom Autumn.

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Speaker 1: Y s next Lazer stories out of the Snack Sanctuary.

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Speaker 1: Oreo's going hard this holiday and I know that because

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Speaker 1: they didn't just release one or two new seasonal treats.

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Speaker 3: They have ten woikes.

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Speaker 2: We can't go over all of them, gonna say, do

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Speaker 2: we even have time?

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Speaker 1: We should hit the highlights because there are a few

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Speaker 1: difference makers, according to food bloggers out there. First, they

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Speaker 1: have something called Oreo Festive creams Creamy. It's five festive designs,

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Speaker 1: including a reindeer and a snowman with a double layer

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Speaker 1: of red and green cream in the middle.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, last year they just had red, and now it's

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Speaker 2: red and green.

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Speaker 4: And then the.

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Speaker 2: Rudolph nose in the cookie design is a little whole

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Speaker 2: so that the red cream shines through and Rudolph has.

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Speaker 3: A red nose. Next up Oreo candy canes. I'm not

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Speaker 3: that impressed.

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Speaker 4: It's not very original. Yeah, I mean they just look

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Speaker 4: like chocolate candy canes.

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Speaker 3: Some people are.

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Speaker 1: Excited because the candy canes are you guessed.

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Speaker 3: It Oreo flavored?

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Speaker 2: Do you?

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Speaker 4: Honestly, the best candy canes are the Skittles ones. Have

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Speaker 4: you had those?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 4: My God, brought me a fat one that I see.

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Speaker 1: Also, something new from the evil minds over at Nabisco

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Speaker 1: Oreo snowballs.

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Speaker 3: Now we're talking.

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Speaker 1: They look like cadberry eggs, but the filling inside the

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Speaker 1: chocolate shell is Oreo cream with little Oreo pieces in it.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that's where the people that scoop out all of

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Speaker 2: the cream and then eat it in a big ball.

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Speaker 1: They'll also be selling Oreo dunking sets, which include.

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Speaker 3: A cookie cage and tongs for vision dipping.

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Speaker 4: In the mill.

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Speaker 2: There's a little side holder that you attached to the

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Speaker 2: cup so that your cookies.

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Speaker 3: Consider you really need a kit to dunk your cookies.

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Speaker 1: And the granddaddy of them all an Oreo cookie train.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, hard, but that sound to play every time.

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Speaker 1: It's basically an Oreo gingerbread kit that makes a train

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Speaker 1: instead of like an Oreo looks really fun. Kids are

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Speaker 1: going crazy over it. People online had thoughts about the

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Speaker 1: new options. One said, I'm gonna be running an Oreo

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Speaker 1: cookie train on all of these. You can see and

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Speaker 1: get the links up on our Insta stories right now

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Speaker 1: at Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to your next laser story.

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Speaker 1: Out of Sleep Central, you use white to help you

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Speaker 1: fall asleep at night, like the sound of falling rain.

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Speaker 1: Here's a new option that's much higher in saturated fat.

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Speaker 1: Because KFC wants you to fall asleep to the sound

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Speaker 1: of fried chicken.

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Speaker 2: I swear in my life that would make me gain weight.

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Speaker 4: I yes, yes.

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Speaker 1: They teamed up with a wellness company to get high

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Speaker 1: quality audio of it, then posted a twenty minute clip

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Speaker 1: on Spotify and people are loving it, possibly because there's

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Speaker 1: a running joke on TikTok that white noise rain sounds

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Speaker 1: are really just the sound of chicken being fried. So kfc,

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Speaker 1: they took that and ran with it.

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Speaker 4: It's nightmares for any employees. Yeah, I don't want to

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Speaker 4: hear this in my sleep.

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Speaker 3: I know, yeah, they say.

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Speaker 1: In addition to eating their chicken, customers can also now

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Speaker 1: drift off to sleep thanks to the soothing sound of

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Speaker 1: frying bird.

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Speaker 3: I could also give them stirring the mac and cheese.

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Speaker 4: That is a terrible noise.

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Speaker 1: Alright, the next next laser stories out of Halloween Headquarters.

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Speaker 3: We're all watching scary.

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Speaker 1: Movies this week, right, Yeah, I just was talking about

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Speaker 1: air But which type are America's current favorite?

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Speaker 4: That's interesting.

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Speaker 1: According to a new poll, it's psychological horror like Silence

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Speaker 1: of the Lambs or misery, with eighteen percent.

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Speaker 3: Of the vote.

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Speaker 4: Misery. Misery. That is such a good thing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I like to paranormal stuff.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, this one's about a psycho. Okay, really good.

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Speaker 1: Next up with fifteen percent is comedic horror, oh like

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Speaker 1: Sean of the Dead Land. Supernatural horror came in third

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Speaker 1: with eleven percent. That's you were talking about?

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Speaker 3: That includes anything.

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Speaker 1: From Conjuring Universe or if you're into the classics, the

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Speaker 1: exorcistter candy Man.

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Speaker 3: That's really gets me.

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Speaker 1: Next up his vampire flicks with seven percent. Also, the

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Speaker 1: answer not sure got eight percent of the vote.

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Speaker 4: The people that cover their eyes the whole time.

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Speaker 1: And twenty five percent are apparently not horror fans because

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Speaker 1: they said none of the above.

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Speaker 3: Yeah that was me long time.

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Speaker 1: In a related poll, thirty one percent of Americans say

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Speaker 1: they never get nightmares from watching horror movies and three

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Speaker 1: percent say they always do.

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Speaker 4: They Yeah, yeah, they still do.

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Speaker 2: Ye.

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Speaker 3: What about this guy? He loves scary movies.

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Speaker 1: His favorite flick is off the Dark Web called the

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Speaker 1: Texas High Top.

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Speaker 4: Massacres, and that's really scary for him.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely terrifying.

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Speaker 1: That's how means Laser Stories has come to an end

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Speaker 1: for the day. Make sure you check out our Halloween show.

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Speaker 3: It's happening tomorrow, my favorite show.

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Speaker 1: Of the year. Follow us at Brooke and Jeffreyes so

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Speaker 1: you can see it. We're gonna do Laser Story same

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Speaker 1: time on

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Speaker 4: Friday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.