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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season three thirty three,

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Speaker 1: Episode four of tur Daily Zaike guyst Day production of

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Speaker 1: iHeartRadio three thirty three. The half Assed Sign of the Beast.

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Speaker 1: We are It is upon us. This is a podcast

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Speaker 1: where we take a deep dive into America Share conscious Listeners. Thursday,

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Speaker 1: April eleventh, twenty twenty four. What a time to be alive.

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Speaker 2: My name is.

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Speaker 1: Jack O'Brien aka Blind Hib with Zai Guys. I know

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Speaker 1: that looking is wrong, but it can't be that bright

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Speaker 1: Blind Hib with Zike guyste The eclipse is long gone

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Speaker 1: and everything looks like night. That is courtesy of Steaming

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Speaker 1: Chuck on the discord, in reference to our advice to

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Speaker 1: all our listeners to just raw dog the eclipse with

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Speaker 1: their eyeballs, just ocular raw doggery, no eye protection and

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Speaker 1: our bad I guess we got to say our bad folks.

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Speaker 1: We were way off on that advice. Steaming Chuck credited

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Speaker 1: that one to Manfred Man's Earth Band, which that's certainly

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Speaker 1: the version I am most familiar with that I was singing.

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Speaker 1: But that song is actually originally written by Bruce Springsteen

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Speaker 1: before he like found his writing voice and started writing

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Speaker 1: songs about like factory workers who've been kicked like a

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Speaker 1: dog too much or whatever. Instead of like that song

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Speaker 1: does not sound like a Bruce spring He's like curly

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Speaker 1: whorlies and someone named like go Kart Mozar. I feel

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Speaker 1: like it was like the one song that Bruce Springsteen

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Speaker 1: wrote on acid or something very very strange.

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Speaker 2: But that's it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, He's like, Oh, I.

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Speaker 2: Like this, but I gotta go back to my shift,

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Speaker 2: Go back to my shift. Is there something here?

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Speaker 1: Fauk Art Mozart checking out the weather chart see if

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Speaker 1: it was safe outside. I don't know, you guys figure

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Speaker 1: it out anyways, that voice you heard, I'm through to

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Speaker 1: be joined by a very special guest co host, a

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Speaker 1: hilarious and brilliant producer and TV writer. You know him

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Speaker 1: from the Yo is this racist podcast?

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Speaker 2: It's Andrew the Best Tee, the Best Podcast. Occasional guest hosts, another.

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Speaker 1: One, another one there. It is all all of his catchphrases.

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Speaker 2: I just forgot. Does Miles usually look up some holidays?

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Speaker 2: Because it's National Cheese Fondue Day, which I guess I

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Speaker 2: assumed was redundant, but there must be actually, so the

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Speaker 2: cheese lobby put something in because it's also National Poutine Day. Wow,

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Speaker 2: it's unclear whether it's this nation or the more obvious

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Speaker 2: nation for poutine to be national Constipation Day.

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Speaker 1: Which nation is national? Which nation is claiming now poutine

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Speaker 1: Day is a good question.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't say yeah, and I'm not going to look further.

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Speaker 2: I guess I guess America.

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Speaker 1: For a while there after, like going to just relax

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Speaker 1: in Montreal and like having poutine. I was annoyingly evangelical

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Speaker 1: about poutine, like why don't we have this for every meal?

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Speaker 1: But then I started noticing how I felt after.

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Speaker 2: One of the oh single worst slash. I get this

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Speaker 2: was very generous, and thank you to everyone who supported

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Speaker 2: everyone while we were on strike. But one of the

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Speaker 2: worst days was it was hot, it was a summertime,

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Speaker 2: and someone donated a poutine truck to one of the

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Speaker 2: picket lines, and it is honestly wild. That is like

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Speaker 2: the single most dehydrated day I've ever had. Among many

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Speaker 2: other bad feelings, I felt fucking terrible.

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Speaker 1: What if spaghetti but instead of spaghetti sauce, it was

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Speaker 1: salty gravy and cheese, And instead instead of pasta it

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Speaker 1: was salty French fries. Oh okay, yeah, no that I mean,

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Speaker 1: it works, It certainly works.

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Speaker 2: But just like shit outside in the sun, what if

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Speaker 2: it was like ninety seven degrees.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, your eyeballs just start raisining up.

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Speaker 2: A little bit. It's pretty good, pretty good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Wow, Well, Andrew, we are throwed to be joining

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Speaker 1: our third seat by another one of our favorite guests

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Speaker 1: on this very podcast and award winning podcast host, writer, producer, actor.

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Speaker 1: You know from Grand Crew, How I met your father?

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Speaker 2: It's your keys Mee.

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Speaker 3: And his jockeys and it is z yay. What up? Negros?

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Speaker 3: What up? What up?

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Speaker 2: What's up? Man? Man?

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Speaker 3: It's been a while. Man, while its Outli did you

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Speaker 3: miss me? Zeit? Gang?

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Speaker 2: Are you?

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Speaker 1: Are you?

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Speaker 3: I hope somebody just crashed their car. Yes, I heard some.

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Speaker 3: I hope. I hope people listen to the daily ight

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Speaker 3: guys while they're having sex, and somebody just as soon

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Speaker 3: as they heard my boys.

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Speaker 1: Your voice, that was too soon. I'm sorry, but you

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Speaker 1: know I understand.

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Speaker 3: I hope it was. I hope it was a girl

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Speaker 3: who never comes and she finally came.

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Speaker 1: She came so hard.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, step your game up, fellas or ladies, because

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Speaker 3: we don't discriminate here, Ladies cannot make you come to.

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Speaker 2: Now, that's right. Ladies can be bad lovers.

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Speaker 3: Ladies suck at sex too.

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Speaker 2: Now, I do love. I do love the idea of

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Speaker 2: people for your for your playlist. Just raw dog shuffle

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Speaker 2: on every piece of media you have on your phone.

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Speaker 2: I love. It's just anything anything that's there. Don't don't

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Speaker 2: care it rating is so weak. Will just play anything.

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Speaker 3: Just play whatever you got.

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Speaker 2: Yo.

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Speaker 3: If if Barack Obama's d NC speech from two thousand

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Speaker 3: and four pops up while you're banging, yeah, don't stop.

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Speaker 2: Oh chapter eleven of Freakonomics, you forgot the week. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I went from teenage mutant Ninja Turtles to the thirty

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Speaker 1: seventh chapter of Infinite Jests. Yeah, we kept going, you know.

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Speaker 2: Just fuck through it, fuck through it, through.

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Speaker 3: Infinite If you could put curse words in your title,

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Speaker 3: the title of this episode should be just fuck.

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Speaker 1: Through it, just fuck through it.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and really that's the guys we all want to

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Speaker 3: live in daily.

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Speaker 2: That's true.

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Speaker 1: Fuck through it, keep calm and fuck through it all.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: Well, jakeis it's wonderful.

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Speaker 2: To have you back.

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Speaker 3: Ah, good to be back. How are you great?

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Speaker 1: To hear your voice?

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Speaker 2: I'm doing great I'm doing great.

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Speaker 3: Good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, how did everybody have a safe ocularly safe eclipse?

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Speaker 1: Did anybody experience anything?

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Speaker 3: I have not looked at the sun in fourteen weeks,

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Speaker 3: so I did not partake in anything to do with it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just staying in. Yeah, I was.

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Speaker 3: I was in a doctor's appointment at the time, an

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Speaker 3: I think there's something going on right now. And then

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Speaker 3: I looked out the blinds and I was like, it's

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Really, we didn't see Mike dog was kind of sniffing

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Speaker 2: or there's just something down there. I did have a

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Speaker 2: Totality and was in like, you know, somewhere in the

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Speaker 2: first shop of several Nazi knives, So wow, was it

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Speaker 2: worth it? Of course she has all these new knives.

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Speaker 3: But but also, if you did enjoy the eclipse, you

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Speaker 3: are a Nazi. Yeah, that is what I'm hearing. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: It really is like going to the middle of nowhere

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Speaker 2: all these Nazi knives. Like that's like a real bad

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Speaker 2: horror movie. Like yeah, they're just like, oh man, they

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Speaker 2: try to put too much stuff in this movie.

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Speaker 1: There's not enough eclipse movies, I would say, because yeah,

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Speaker 1: Miles pitched one a couple of weeks ago where the

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Speaker 1: bank robbers like plant a string of bank robberies along

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Speaker 1: a pretty quick one.

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Speaker 3: What happens is what happens is you know, and when

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Speaker 3: when the sky gets dark, it makes everybody in that

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Speaker 1: Yes, Ca, it was actually one of the plot points

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Speaker 1: that we were pitching is that they somehow like Ocean's eleven,

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Speaker 3: And that is such a blind and one in one

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Speaker 2: You got to do it. I I'm surprised that no

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Speaker 2: one know. I guess by the time the next eclipse,

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Speaker 2: this will definitely happen. But they haven't come up with

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Speaker 2: you by Chase Brands.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I love it. You gave me an idea.

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Speaker 2: We all love it.

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Speaker 3: We just have to stay alive for twenty years.

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Speaker 1: I mean they try, Like I feel like Pizza Hut

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Speaker 1: had their eclipse special sun Chips. Son Chips had a

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Speaker 1: I'm like at a party. I'm just remembering stories we

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Speaker 1: covered on previous episodes. But Sonships offered an eclipse flavor

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Speaker 2: Your laptop Delicious yeah, or you with your Apple Vision

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Speaker 2: pros so you can look at the eclipse and order

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Speaker 2: sonships online at the same time.

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Speaker 3: There.

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Speaker 2: You know, Jack, you say that, You say that like

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Speaker 2: you're you're not fund at a party. But what I'm

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Speaker 2: hearing is you bring the party to the podcast. That's

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Speaker 2: the right, pure pure party. Jack is here.

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Speaker 1: That's right, pure party Jack, my other AKA, all right,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna get to know you a little bit better

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Speaker 1: in a moment. First, we're gonna tell listeners a couple

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Speaker 1: of the things that we're talking about. We're gonna talk

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Speaker 1: about the economy stupid. The consumer price index rose again,

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Speaker 1: startling economists and nobody else. I've actually had this story

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Speaker 1: ready to go since the last last month when consumer

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Speaker 1: prices rose and economists were like, what the heck? So

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Speaker 1: we're going to talk about that because they're like, everything

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Speaker 1: has stopped economics, gravity has gone away, nothing makes sense anymore,

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Speaker 1: and I want to talk about why that doesn't seem

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Speaker 1: to be the case to me, a economics expert. We're

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Speaker 1: going to talk about lunchables, the children's meal created by

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Speaker 1: big tobacco, that is, and you're not gonna believe this

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Speaker 1: apparently full of poison. No to be a Jack, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know it's it's fucking like, if we can't trust

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Speaker 1: our lunchables, then who can we trust. Anyways, We're gonna

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Speaker 1: talk about all that plenty more, but first, jaquies, Yes,

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Speaker 1: we do like to ask our guests, what is something

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Speaker 1: from your search history?

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Speaker 3: Porn? Baby? I had a feeling all types of all

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Speaker 3: types of porn. I'm looking at BBC, bb wise, BBG's, Uh,

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Speaker 3: what's the what would be BGB gut big bone guts.

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Speaker 1: You know, who you could talk to about Japan. You

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Speaker 1: Because I don't trust other people to drive. Like this

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Speaker 3: See I went. I had some shows to San Diego

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's not that's not related to That's not

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Speaker 3: Trying to have fun. Dude who don't like slides? I

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Speaker 1: You've ever seen romancing with Stone that she looks fun

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Speaker 1: That was in the movie Entrapman. That's how Sean Connery

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Speaker 1: I have an overactive call of the void, where like

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Speaker 1: That's like telling me to, you know, do something deadly.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I could touch that that.

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Speaker 3: This is gonna sound weird, but follow me, and mostly

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Speaker 3: Uh, I think I think this is gonna sound weird.

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Speaker 3: human bodies that the Good Lord have given us. So

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Speaker 3: that is what I think.

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Speaker 1: Fox me up, is that the sun gives. You can

443
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Speaker 1: answer like.

444
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:02,639
Speaker 3: That's crazy, that's crazy.

445
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:05,080
Speaker 1: Like every one of my kids go outside, I have

446
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:08,880
Speaker 1: to just like you got to treat them like they're.

447
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:12,320
Speaker 2: A bee keeper, my god, Like, especially.

448
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:14,640
Speaker 3: For white people, man, y'all, greatest enemy is what keeps

449
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:15,480
Speaker 3: the planet alive.

450
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Speaker 2: You know.

451
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Speaker 3: It's terrible, man, That is.

452
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Speaker 2: Why they're trying to kill the planet. Just yeah, yeah,

453
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Speaker 2: we're just.

454
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Speaker 1: Trying to get that ship a little bit lonelier.

455
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Speaker 2: You know this is this is propaganda from robo Jacques,

456
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Speaker 2: and I feel like you're this. This does feel like

457
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Speaker 2: like es like slowly planting seeds, and then it like

458
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:42,159
Speaker 2: five years will be like, oh he's better robot.

459
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Speaker 3: I don't know about this whole time.

460
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Speaker 2: And let me tell you you guys know, yeah, he's

461
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Speaker 2: been a robot.

462
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Speaker 3: Have you heard about this thing called AI.

463
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Speaker 1: You know how they like implanted one of those Elon

464
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Speaker 1: Musk chips in someone's brain. That was.

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Speaker 3: Baby.

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Speaker 1: He's really really tight with That's why he's a Republican.

467
00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:07,680
Speaker 1: He's really tight with, he whispered Republican. If you could

468
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Speaker 1: like become friends with Elon Musk and just like have

469
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Speaker 1: billions and billions of dollars in your fingers, I would

470
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Speaker 1: do it.

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Speaker 3: But like I would, I'll tell you what I would

472
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Speaker 3: think about it. Let me tell you why I would

473
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Speaker 3: do it. Let me tell you why I would do it.

474
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Speaker 3: Because if I can like have a purely transactional relationship

475
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Speaker 3: with a white man and you get everything, I fucking

476
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 3: won't you damn right give me my goddamn reparations. I

477
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Speaker 3: give it to me, Give it to me. I take

478
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Speaker 3: out everything. I don't like him, I don't I'll take

479
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Speaker 3: everything from them.

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Speaker 2: I think you're I mean, obviously you're a better actor

481
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Speaker 2: than me, but most people, I'm like, just such a

482
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Speaker 2: bad actor. I would just get fired from that job.

483
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Speaker 3: Is the problem of disgust that I would be flashing

484
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Speaker 3: in my world, in my world, in this friendship. I

485
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Speaker 3: can do that though, Yeah, I got Yeah, you fucking suck, bro. Yeah,

486
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:16,200
Speaker 3: So anyway, can I get this new Mercedes? He's so funny,

487
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:21,480
Speaker 3: he's so base, He's so funny, this guy oh man, all.

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Speaker 2: Right, Okay, well fuck health.

489
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Speaker 1: Let's take a quick break, and we're gonna come back

490
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Speaker 1: and talk about the economy.

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Speaker 2: And we're back.

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Speaker 1: And so we've got another month, another unexpected sharp upturn

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Speaker 1: in consumer prices. Consumer prices rise three point five percent

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Speaker 1: year over year, and economists, economists are flu mixed. They

495
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Speaker 1: and they have been like, so they don't know what

496
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Speaker 1: to do. So last year they were like, a US

497
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Speaker 1: recession is effectively certain in the next twelve months, according

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Speaker 1: to Bloomberg News last October, and that never happened. Wall

499
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Speaker 1: Street was, of course supposed to take a shit during

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Speaker 1: the pandemic, since the entire economy shut down, but instead

501
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:26,679
Speaker 1: corporations were reporting record profits. That was my first clue,

502
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Speaker 1: just like pop that in your brain, that the entire

503
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Speaker 1: economy shut down and they were reporting record profits. That

504
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:37,119
Speaker 1: doesn't seem to make sense. And then we have this

505
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Speaker 1: thing happening now where you know, during the pandemic, they

506
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Speaker 1: were like, inflation is out of control.

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Speaker 2: But that's a couple of reasons there.

508
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Speaker 1: Actually, So the reason that we're having inflation is supply

509
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:54,160
Speaker 1: chain problems, which made sense to I think everybody. And also,

510
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 1: you guys have too much money, like they the government

511
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:01,920
Speaker 1: gave you guys a check for two hundred dollars and

512
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:07,240
Speaker 1: that's fucking everything up there. There's all these like part

513
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Speaker 1: Like there's this New York Times article where they were

514
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 1: like and people were just like went on spending spreezs,

515
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 1: like just like evoking this image of us all like

516
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:24,000
Speaker 1: getting our checks from Joe Biden and just like waking

517
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 1: up in a pile of like half unboxed flat screen

518
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 1: TVs just being like I don't I don't know what happened,

519
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:35,440
Speaker 1: you know, like just we had too much money and

520
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 1: that was the problem. So now they're like they're like

521
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:42,920
Speaker 1: last month, the New York Times is like what's going

522
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Speaker 1: on with the US economy, and they started making up

523
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:52,960
Speaker 1: shit like economic overheating and the economy being too good

524
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Speaker 1: and it is, Yeah, it is dope.

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Speaker 2: How much of economics is just like it's like it's

526
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:02,600
Speaker 2: like being and like a Supreme Court justice, which is

527
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:05,959
Speaker 2: like you decide what you want to say politically and

528
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 2: then backfill a reason for it. Yeah. Yeah, it's it's like, yeah,

529
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Speaker 2: oh they're just making shut up to blame. Oh okay, cool,

530
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 2: cool of course. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: It's also funny too, because like it is one of

532
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 3: those things that like we aren't taught growing up. I'm

533
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:25,760
Speaker 3: liking schools unless you seek it out or anything like that,

534
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:28,520
Speaker 3: or what the economy really is and everything like that.

535
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Speaker 3: And as we do grow up is just as it's

536
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 3: just nothing but confusing shit.

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Speaker 1: Like I'm scared to talk about the economy because because

538
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:46,360
Speaker 1: of things like there's this whole section in one of

539
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Speaker 1: these articles that's like these economic indicators are supposed to

540
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Speaker 1: be the reason, like are supposed to drive inflation down,

541
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Speaker 1: and it's like prices going up but unemployment being down,

542
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Speaker 1: and like they so they let like this fucking stew

543
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Speaker 1: of economic indicators, and they're like, usually that means that

544
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Speaker 1: inflation is going to go down.

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Speaker 3: You know how I know when economy is right, man, Yeah,

546
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Speaker 3: it's when my cousin who sells shrooms an accid got

547
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:16,480
Speaker 3: a star selling crack. When you got a star selling crack, Yeah,

548
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:19,040
Speaker 3: because I know who economy is bad. Bro, the economy

549
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:20,600
Speaker 3: is bad, he gotta Yeah.

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Speaker 2: That's how I wish I remember who who wrote this

551
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:25,800
Speaker 2: on Twitter, but someone was like, the fact that a

552
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:29,560
Speaker 2: list celebrities are doing commercials during non super Bowl season

553
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 2: means the economy is real.

554
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Speaker 1: Bad, right, Yeah, they're they're investments are not looking good.

555
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, But like I I just think it's it's

556
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Speaker 1: much simpler. Like all of this has started to make

557
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Speaker 1: sense to me once I realized that the thing that

558
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:53,719
Speaker 1: the mainstream media refers to as the economy is just

559
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:57,959
Speaker 1: a metric for how rich the ultra wealthy are getting,

560
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:01,920
Speaker 1: and it's really just at the expense of people who

561
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:06,160
Speaker 1: don't own stock at this point, like they've just realized

562
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 1: that they can raise prices as much as they want

563
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 1: and they're completely insulated from like what the economy looks

564
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:22,200
Speaker 1: and feels like to everybody else. So it's just like

565
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 1: that's the rest of our money that they're making record

566
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:29,400
Speaker 1: profits with, you know, like that it's very it just

567
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:32,920
Speaker 1: seems really simple when you think about it that way.

568
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Speaker 1: There's this economist, I think, Richard Wolf. Yeah, Richard Wolf.

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Speaker 1: He's like this old guy who's like kind of a

570
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 1: left leaning economist, and he did just his description of

571
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Speaker 1: like what happened during the pandemic is like what we

572
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 1: had was a situation which corporations across America understood that

573
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Speaker 1: the money pumped into the economy to cope with the

574
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Speaker 1: crash that we were due to have coupled with the

575
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Speaker 1: pandemic was an extraordinary time. The government pumped in enormous

576
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Speaker 1: amounts of money and armous amount of fiscal stimulus, and

577
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:05,080
Speaker 1: this made it possible to raise prices to improve profitability.

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00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:09,600
Speaker 1: So it also like bakes in this detail, which is

579
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Speaker 1: that they were price gouging during a pandemic, like during

580
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Speaker 1: during a time when they were like where their commercials

581
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 1: were so fucking solemn and were like now more than ever,

582
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:25,040
Speaker 1: but they were price gouging. Like that's that's what the

583
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 1: that's what inflation is is companies price gouging and they're

584
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:34,120
Speaker 1: just being a complete disconnect between the corporations and the

585
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Speaker 1: people who control them and own stocking them and everything else,

586
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Speaker 1: like the vast, vast majority of the other people.

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Speaker 3: The the way that we as a collective society, and

588
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:51,680
Speaker 3: especially those of us who aren't ultra wealthy, have been

589
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 3: taken advantage of because the pandemic happened that we did

590
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Speaker 3: not ask for, right, you know, I haven't.

591
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Speaker 1: Had a little hand in it, but go ahead, I did,

592
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 1: And this is true. I did say before it started.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like we.

594
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Speaker 1: Could all use like a snow day from if we're

595
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 1: going to be closed for like a week, like that

596
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,680
Speaker 1: could be fun. That'll be a nice relaxing thing. I

597
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Speaker 1: did not know it was going to be closed for

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Speaker 1: a year.

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Speaker 3: But if we're admitting things, I guess I did let

600
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Speaker 3: my pet, my pet bat out that night.

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Speaker 2: Listen. I've said this before, maybe even on the show,

602
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:29,400
Speaker 2: but now I gotta try bat at some point.

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Speaker 3: Ye see, if see, if it gives you some other

604
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Speaker 3: like if it's that good, if it's that good foods

605
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:47,080
Speaker 3: or mammals. But it's crazy, man, and like everything everything

606
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 3: is so much more expensive than it was before the pandemic,

607
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:55,720
Speaker 3: and everything is so much more like less available. It

608
00:33:55,760 --> 00:34:01,080
Speaker 3: feels like and and and we're starved. They'll those little

609
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 3: like eighteen nineteen months when people were like, okay, do

610
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:06,920
Speaker 3: not like we're so starved to like do things and

611
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 3: want things and experience life because so many people feel

612
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,319
Speaker 3: like they missed out on life, and so many people

613
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:15,440
Speaker 3: passed away, and so many people are dealing with things

614
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 3: mentally and physically emotionally from that pandemic that like everybody

615
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:25,880
Speaker 3: who is in charge of how we spend our money

616
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:29,840
Speaker 3: is taking advantage of all of that. It's taken advantage

617
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Speaker 3: of so wild to me that we I don't know,

618
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:37,759
Speaker 3: we're not letting it happen, but I don't know what

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Speaker 3: It's just at some point it feels like something has

620
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 3: to break. Yeah, and I don't know when that's gonna

621
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Speaker 3: be or what that is, or even if it's going

622
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Speaker 3: to be, but or if we're just gonna be how

623
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Speaker 3: we normally are, which is just find a way. You know,

624
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Speaker 3: gas has been five dollars in California for almost two

625
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 3: years now. It's fucking crazy. It's crazy, man, It's insane.

626
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Speaker 2: You know, all of this is it's like the reason

627
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,840
Speaker 2: ostensibly we have like a government like we do, is

628
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:08,960
Speaker 2: that we don't solve these problems with people throwing bricks

629
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:13,000
Speaker 2: in the street. But yeah, yeah, that's for now, I guess.

630
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, there, it's like they're forcing that

631
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:19,319
Speaker 2: to be the only way to make change. I'm not

632
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:21,720
Speaker 2: saying that is going to happen or it should happen,

633
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:24,759
Speaker 2: I guess, But it does seem like what the options

634
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:26,880
Speaker 2: ever narrow for a normal person.

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00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:31,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's this The Hill article that you know, The

636
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 1: Hill is like a very centrist like political thing, and

637
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 1: it says experts thought they knew how the economy worked

638
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:42,200
Speaker 1: after the pandemic, They're not so sure. It like lays

639
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:45,080
Speaker 1: out this mystery of like all the things that aren't

640
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:48,440
Speaker 1: working the way that they're supposed to, and like how

641
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 1: they're so surprised that like President Biden's economics, like ratings

642
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:56,319
Speaker 1: from voters is so low, despite the fact that like

643
00:35:56,400 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 1: it's getting all these great marks when like according to

644
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:03,239
Speaker 1: Wall Street, you know. But then like when they get

645
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:06,360
Speaker 1: to the end where they're like, what are some theories

646
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:10,320
Speaker 1: that could explain this complete mystery, it's like a bunch

647
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:13,879
Speaker 1: of occupied talking points. It's just like the top one

648
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:15,920
Speaker 1: percent owns more than half of the stock market, the

649
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:18,279
Speaker 1: bottom fifty percent owns less than one percent. Like it's

650
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:21,840
Speaker 1: just it's the shit that people have been saying for

651
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:26,840
Speaker 1: fucking decades at this point, and they're just like, I mean, maybe,

652
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:29,600
Speaker 1: like I don't know, like this is this seems crazy,

653
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 1: but maybe it's this that it's a very small portion

654
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 1: of the population determining how much we all pay and

655
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 1: they get to raise prices and it doesn't affect them

656
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 1: at all other than giving them record profits, Like that's

657
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Speaker 1: that's yeah, and it it hurts us, but they are

658
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:54,319
Speaker 1: not us. They couldn't be further from the rest of

659
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 1: the world who have to like consume things, and they're

660
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,879
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like the people are also like talking

661
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:05,240
Speaker 1: about the seventies and you know, that was a time

662
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 1: when there was, you know, inflation was a major concern.

663
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 1: But back then there was like a strong enough labor

664
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:16,720
Speaker 1: movement that inflation hurt capital, like it hurt the people

665
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:21,040
Speaker 1: who are in the c suite more than it did workers.

666
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 1: And we are just so far from that that like

667
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:28,400
Speaker 1: there's going to need to eventually be like the government

668
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:32,360
Speaker 1: being like yo, like you you have to stop price

669
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 1: gouging like that like that's it seems crazy, but like that,

670
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 1: I mean they did that in the seventies. They did

671
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 1: put like price controls in place.

672
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 2: And like the fucking dickheads who are economists would say, wow,

673
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 2: this is just a ripe opportunity for someone to outcompete

674
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 2: these corporations, to which it's like super clear. It's like

675
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:57,919
Speaker 2: the competition is not in selling stuff, it's in your

676
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:03,000
Speaker 2: stock price. And they have all agreed that the stock

677
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:08,800
Speaker 2: price like could like it's better to gouge people than not. Yeah,

678
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:11,960
Speaker 2: like there's no there's no reason except for the fact

679
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,920
Speaker 2: that that, yeah, the economy is the stock market and

680
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 2: it's not the economy.

681
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:20,840
Speaker 1: Listen into or just like read reports about their earnings calls,

682
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,759
Speaker 1: and their earnings calls are just them being like, so

683
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 1: we had this fucking crazy idea to just raise prices

684
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:31,040
Speaker 1: on people, and wouldn't you know it, our profits went

685
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 1: way up. And now we're choosing to with all that

686
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:37,880
Speaker 1: extra money we made, we're investing in our own stock

687
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 1: price to like to make ourselves richer, essentially just make

688
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:46,359
Speaker 1: our stock holders richer. Yeah, it really like I think

689
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:49,880
Speaker 1: there's a fascination right now with airport pricing, Like in

690
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:53,200
Speaker 1: the zeitgeist. Like there was that meme about people keeping

691
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:57,240
Speaker 1: track of like checks mixed prices at various airports around

692
00:38:57,280 --> 00:39:02,680
Speaker 1: America and like HOWK yeah exactly, and it was like

693
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:07,239
Speaker 1: almost random. It just didn't totally make sense, but it

694
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:10,280
Speaker 1: I think people are interested in that at some level

695
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:15,719
Speaker 1: because like we're realizing everything is airport prices, Like everything

696
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:20,400
Speaker 1: is airport prices now, yeah, because like it's not like airports,

697
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:23,400
Speaker 1: Like it costs more money to sell to get the

698
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:27,840
Speaker 1: checks mixed into airports. The reason they sell you that

699
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 1: for a marked up price is because they know you

700
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,800
Speaker 1: are captive because you're in the airport and you're not

701
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:35,000
Speaker 1: going to go back through security. And I feel like

702
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:39,919
Speaker 1: the entire country, the entire economy, is just like, yeah,

703
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,759
Speaker 1: what if this was all an airport and we could

704
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:45,520
Speaker 1: just make everybody pay as much as we fucking wanted,

705
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 1: Because like people don't have the time to like do

706
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:54,879
Speaker 1: all the cost comparisons, and if everybody's raising prices, there's no.

707
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,759
Speaker 3: Good option for them.

708
00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 1: Let's drive then, or the ninety nine cent store out

709
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:01,040
Speaker 1: of business.

710
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:07,239
Speaker 3: You goddamn hash Brown at mcdonald'says over three dollars, right, insane?

711
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:09,840
Speaker 3: It was ninety nine cent before the pandemic, and breakfast

712
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:13,400
Speaker 3: was all day yeah, an hour, you know, and and

713
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:16,120
Speaker 3: now is you know, I go get me a go

714
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 3: get me a little bacon, egg and cheese mcgriddel meal,

715
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 3: and I pay. I'm paying eleven fucking dollars for that shit.

716
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

717
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 3: It's crazy, man, it's crazy.

718
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 2: You's got to make your own.

719
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:27,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can buy I can buy you know, new

720
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:29,240
Speaker 3: elbow grease for that much money.

721
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:33,040
Speaker 1: Yeah. Like even John Deere, which like had one of

722
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:35,839
Speaker 1: the highest profile strikes during the pandemic.

723
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:37,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, they held.

724
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:39,800
Speaker 1: Out to like their workers held out to get a

725
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:42,680
Speaker 1: tempercent raise. The company is still expected to earn more

726
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:47,000
Speaker 1: the following year than the record profit it made the

727
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:51,160
Speaker 1: year before. Like it, they're just all making record profits

728
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:54,880
Speaker 1: and like fighting, kicking and screaming to when if it

729
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:56,960
Speaker 1: comes to paying anybody anymore.

730
00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well it's only one thing left to do. Yeah, yeah,

731
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:04,959
Speaker 3: kill them, that's right.

732
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 1: Like, but it is just it's it's wild to read

733
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:13,480
Speaker 1: year after year, month after months, the mainstream media just

734
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:17,520
Speaker 1: continue to be like, just treat it like a mystery.

735
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 1: Like the way they talk about inflation uptick this month

736
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 1: is increasing. Inflation was also bad news for workers, as

737
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:27,480
Speaker 1: real average hourly earnings were flat on the month and

738
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:31,319
Speaker 1: increase zero point six percent over the past. It's like, oh, no, way,

739
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:34,160
Speaker 1: it's bad news for workers that they don't get paid

740
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:38,000
Speaker 1: more while prices keep going up, like that's yeah, that's inflation.

741
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:41,799
Speaker 1: That's that's what is happening here, and they treat it

742
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 1: almost like it's an accident instead of it's like the

743
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:45,280
Speaker 1: whole point.

744
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:49,640
Speaker 2: I guess I'm don't understand enough about economics the terms

745
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:52,800
Speaker 2: of art. But isn't that not inflation because doesn't inflation

746
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:54,880
Speaker 2: imply that the wages also go up?

747
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they that's supposed to be a cause

748
00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, yeah, so I guess consumer this is

749
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:05,320
Speaker 1: a consumer price index, and like inflation is supposed to

750
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 1: be like all money is becoming, is changing.

751
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:11,120
Speaker 2: But all right, that was when they were like, if

752
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:13,640
Speaker 2: you give poor people money, it's just going to raise

753
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:16,279
Speaker 2: prices on them. And then it's just no good. Why

754
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:18,799
Speaker 2: don't we not give poor people money or not even

755
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:22,719
Speaker 2: poor people workers? Just pay people normal wages. Sorryn't mean

756
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:25,200
Speaker 2: it's not that, but like you know, it's like yeah,

757
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:29,360
Speaker 2: fucking oh oh. That was just a political position that

758
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:33,080
Speaker 2: you try to make a like an economic justification for weird.

759
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:38,440
Speaker 3: Weird, Yeah, they're still reeling and Andrew call me poor,

760
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:43,960
Speaker 3: but yeah.

761
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:48,280
Speaker 1: They supposedly it was the you know, the relief checks

762
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:53,880
Speaker 1: that were causing inflation, and then those ran out years

763
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:56,799
Speaker 1: ago and they're like, huh, inflation is still going.

764
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 2: They don't want to cause they still want to say

765
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:00,600
Speaker 2: that's why I really cost so much. It's like, oh,

766
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 2: they're so mad about those like couple hundred dollars checks.

767
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:07,920
Speaker 1: And so they're saying, literally, the economy is too strong

768
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:12,400
Speaker 1: and that's what that's why we're all fucked, because the

769
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 1: economy is just too damn strong and people are gonna

770
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 1: have to start losing their jobs before the imflation goes

771
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 1: down cool or maybe stop you know, prioritizing profit over

772
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:27,520
Speaker 1: everything else and stop being like allowing companies to do that.

773
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:33,080
Speaker 1: But that doesn't see like it sounds childish, like you

774
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:34,719
Speaker 1: know to Also.

775
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:36,520
Speaker 2: It's like it's like one of those things where like

776
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 2: it's continually the other place that there has barely by

777
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 2: an inflation is how little it costs to buy a

778
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 2: fucking politician. Yeah, I'm just like, it's it is shocking

779
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 2: every time you hear what campaign finance, like all the

780
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:53,719
Speaker 2: shit is asking for Like I mean, don't get me wrong,

781
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:55,200
Speaker 2: it's a lot of money, and there's too much money

782
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:59,840
Speaker 2: in politics, but blah blah blah, it is depressing how she

783
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:01,880
Speaker 2: it is to buy a fucking congress person.

784
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:04,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's yeah.

785
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 3: I'll be thinking about too. I'll be thinking like, oh, yeah, man, like,

786
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:10,160
Speaker 3: oh they're being bollved, you know, give one and then

787
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:12,319
Speaker 3: I go look at like the actual donations and it'd

788
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 3: be like twenty thousand dollars. I'm like I can do that, truly.

789
00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:19,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, what the fuck are you talking? Like

790
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:26,200
Speaker 2: you can change laws laws for like low six figures

791
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:29,759
Speaker 2: sometimes hot, that's crazy. It's just like what is happening here?

792
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:33,799
Speaker 3: We all can be bolted. It's just it's just how

793
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:34,840
Speaker 3: much have some.

794
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:39,560
Speaker 2: Fucking self respect corrupt politicians like raise the price at least.

795
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:43,719
Speaker 3: God like I gave I gave Andrew one time f

796
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:47,520
Speaker 3: one hundred and fifty thousand dollars and I won't tell

797
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:51,280
Speaker 3: you the unspeakable things Andrew, but you don't want that money.

798
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:54,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, at least there was there was like a reason

799
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:58,360
Speaker 2: that cost.

800
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:01,799
Speaker 3: I gave Hill more than I gave Mitch McConnell, man,

801
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:03,960
Speaker 3: it's crazy, that's crazy.

802
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:10,479
Speaker 2: You need to hear that. And them both of those

803
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:17,040
Speaker 2: bribes were not election related, as.

804
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:19,840
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break and we'll be

805
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:36,799
Speaker 1: right back, and we're back. And Consumer Reports, which I

806
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:40,880
Speaker 1: never took them for being like a muck raking, you know,

807
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:44,359
Speaker 1: like Voice of the People, but they just issued a

808
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:49,320
Speaker 1: scathing statement alleging that Lunchable's meal kits contain not just crackers,

809
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:54,360
Speaker 1: processed meat, and sadness, but also relatively high levels of

810
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:58,320
Speaker 1: lead and cadmium.

811
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:00,000
Speaker 3: Yeah.

812
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, So this isn't that surprising, given that Lunchabulls have

813
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 1: a pretty terrible history, starting with the fact that it

814
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 1: was literally launched by tobacco giants Philip Morris after they

815
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:19,520
Speaker 1: acquired Craft in the eighties. So around in the nineteen eighties,

816
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:22,719
Speaker 1: like the science had caught up on tobacco and they

817
00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 1: were like, all right, we've got to stop putting all

818
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 1: our money into making up fake studies that say smoking

819
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 1: actually increases your vertical wears out your lungs. Yeah, clearly,

820
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:40,080
Speaker 1: it helps your healthy nerves and makes you actually really fast.

821
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:47,920
Speaker 1: Carl Lewis smokes menthol smokes cools. They had given up

822
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:51,440
Speaker 1: on that, and so what they did with all of

823
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:55,560
Speaker 1: their massive amounts of money is they bought Craft. And

824
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:59,080
Speaker 1: you may recognize the eighties as the time that America

825
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:04,719
Speaker 1: started having massive problems with obesity due to in retrospect

826
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:08,879
Speaker 1: pretty clearly due to addictive food. So it's like they

827
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:13,320
Speaker 1: were like, all right, so let's take this business model

828
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:16,760
Speaker 1: that has worked incredibly well for us, killing massive chunks

829
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:20,800
Speaker 1: of the population while making them addicted to giving us money,

830
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:24,360
Speaker 1: and we'll just do it on the food side of things.

831
00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 1: And that is essentially.

832
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 2: What they did.

833
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 1: So Lugiple's actually began as a way for so Craft

834
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:38,200
Speaker 1: owns Oscar Meyer, and Oscar Meyer at that point was like, pooh,

835
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:43,840
Speaker 1: nobody wants to eat bolooney anymore. They've found boloney was

836
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 1: like the cigarettes of foods where people are like, oh wait,

837
00:47:48,239 --> 00:47:52,360
Speaker 1: it's like mostly like the shit that you see health

838
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 1: informational video clogging lungs. That's like literally what Bologney's made of.

839
00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:59,120
Speaker 1: So maybe we shouldn't.

840
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 2: And so in order to get.

841
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 1: Rid of all that excess, you know, they had the

842
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 1: machines and they had like the everything up and running

843
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:09,880
Speaker 1: making blooney. They're like, how about we just like fucking

844
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 1: unload that shit into kids' lunches, extrude.

845
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:19,360
Speaker 2: A different gauge of meat. Yeah, their profit different gauge exactly.

846
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:23,879
Speaker 1: So they they studied mothers and discovered that their most

847
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:27,880
Speaker 1: pressing issue was time and that it's hard for working

848
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:30,879
Speaker 1: parents to find time to put together lunches, or, as

849
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 1: Oscar Meyer saw it, a potential quote and this is

850
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:38,280
Speaker 1: a quote from the gold mine of disappointments and problems.

851
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:41,960
Speaker 2: Yes, it's like they have that and yet they don't

852
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 2: put it on the box. And it's a real l

853
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:47,320
Speaker 2: for their marketing department. Yeah.

854
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:50,080
Speaker 3: Also, is the funny part about this too, is like

855
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:53,400
Speaker 3: we hear all these things and also like lunchables have

856
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:57,399
Speaker 3: also degraded in quality since we were kids. So it's

857
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:01,759
Speaker 3: so funny. It's just like quality can get worse. Yes,

858
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:04,160
Speaker 3: But then sometimes I also be thinking, like I'll be thinking,

859
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:05,600
Speaker 3: I'll be looking at like some of the ship, like

860
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:08,160
Speaker 3: you said, lead was in lunchibles or all the bash

861
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:10,480
Speaker 3: shit that's in processed food, and I'm like, why does

862
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:12,239
Speaker 3: all the bash it taste so good? Why does lead

863
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:16,520
Speaker 3: taste so good? Man? Like lead is delicious, man? And

864
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:19,000
Speaker 3: you know, if lead is an ar Caprican. That shit

865
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:22,240
Speaker 3: was delicious, and it's so funny to me that, like all,

866
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:25,080
Speaker 3: see this goes back to what I was saying earlier.

867
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:27,880
Speaker 3: Health overrated.

868
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:32,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have no problem integrating lead.

869
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:37,279
Speaker 3: You can't taste, you can't enjoy good tasting lead. You

870
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:42,920
Speaker 3: gotta eat nasty ass vegetables from the dirt. Which one

871
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:43,799
Speaker 3: would you rather have?

872
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:48,560
Speaker 1: They used the same strategies that worked with tobacco for lunchables,

873
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 1: including what they're mine extensions, so like new flavors and formulas.

874
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 1: So yeah, Marlboroughs will do Marlborough lights and you know

875
00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:00,840
Speaker 1: Marlborough wis Marlborough Wrens. You know, like all the so

876
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:04,000
Speaker 1: lunchables started having like Snickers bars or Rees's cups for

877
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:08,799
Speaker 1: kool aid or lunchables, hot dogs, tacos, pancakes.

878
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:13,319
Speaker 3: When about those pieces? Remember and we used to ma'm

879
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:15,920
Speaker 3: as kids were like this ship is this is high

880
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:17,000
Speaker 3: ass value?

881
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:19,240
Speaker 2: It really was such a grainy bread.

882
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:27,320
Speaker 3: It's so nasty. It's run cold marin airas and soft

883
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:30,480
Speaker 3: cracker bread. Yeah exactly.

884
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:35,000
Speaker 1: One pediatrician called lunchable is a nutritional disaster, and a

885
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:38,400
Speaker 1: craft books person responded, this is what kids want. There

886
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:40,919
Speaker 1: are very few kids out there who will eat rice

887
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:45,240
Speaker 1: cakes and tofu so like they just like use the

888
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:48,480
Speaker 1: language of like fucking children to be like, what do

889
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:50,840
Speaker 1: you need to make us eat fucking rice cakes?

890
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,040
Speaker 2: Loser? And then.

891
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:58,800
Speaker 1: And then the guy CEO of Philip Morris, Jeffrey Bible

892
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:03,480
Speaker 1: his name, Yeah, love that when he was confronted with

893
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 1: the fact that, like there's way too much sodium in

894
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:11,840
Speaker 1: these like children, school children went from like being normal

895
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:16,040
Speaker 1: human beings to being like forty five percent sodium, just

896
00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:20,160
Speaker 1: like pillars of salt. That his defense was, We're not

897
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 1: putting a gun to their heads to eat it, which

898
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:26,759
Speaker 1: but you're like they designed the packages to look like

899
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:31,080
Speaker 1: gifts to like brainwash kids into thinking that and brainwash

900
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:33,960
Speaker 1: mothers into being like, oh see, they love it, like

901
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:36,520
Speaker 1: I'm doing a nice thing for my kid.

902
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:40,560
Speaker 2: We're not putting a gun to your head. Again, really

903
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:41,520
Speaker 2: good marketing copy.

904
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:44,439
Speaker 1: I don't know why they didn't use it, except now

905
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:47,360
Speaker 1: they kind of are putting I mean, they're like forcing

906
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:51,040
Speaker 1: it down kids sorts. Because last fall, Lunchables became eligible

907
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:53,800
Speaker 1: to be served as part of the National School Lunch

908
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 1: Program due to lobbying efforts and the company altering two

909
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:03,000
Speaker 1: of its products to qualify, because it's just they have

910
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:07,799
Speaker 1: degraded all forms of regulation to the point that like,

911
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:11,959
Speaker 1: it just there's nothing protecting us from whatever is going

912
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:16,239
Speaker 1: to be the most profitable thing for these companies. And

913
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:20,799
Speaker 1: then the mainstream media launders this shit and makes it

914
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:24,279
Speaker 1: our fault. They're like, you guys don't exercise enough. Look

915
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:27,680
Speaker 1: at these countries with or look at these which states

916
00:52:27,719 --> 00:52:31,280
Speaker 1: have the highest obesity rates, and it's like, yeah, okay,

917
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:34,880
Speaker 1: but like let's look at the rate of obesity over time,

918
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:38,360
Speaker 1: and you will see that people in the seventies, before

919
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:43,800
Speaker 1: exercise had been invented, yeah, like had extremely low levels

920
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:47,160
Speaker 1: of obesity. It all happened in the eighties when fucking

921
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:49,920
Speaker 1: cigarette companies started making our food.

922
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:50,400
Speaker 3: You know.

923
00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:52,800
Speaker 2: It is like we were healthier when you could smoke

924
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:58,640
Speaker 2: on planes, which is, yes, not not so good, right, Yeah,

925
00:52:58,640 --> 00:52:59,840
Speaker 2: that's a that's a problem.

926
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:03,839
Speaker 1: And instead now they like make sell you grown up

927
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:07,399
Speaker 1: lunchable boxes on planes, and that's yeah.

928
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:09,960
Speaker 3: You know, it's funny too, because like fast exercise also

929
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:12,600
Speaker 3: became pretty big in the eighties, you know, or home

930
00:53:12,719 --> 00:53:15,880
Speaker 3: video exercise or you know, the richer Simmons of the

931
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:19,400
Speaker 3: world or everything like that. That all. And it's just

932
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:23,160
Speaker 3: so funny how like one thing can lead into the other, Like, oh,

933
00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:25,759
Speaker 3: people are a little more unhealthy. Let's make money off

934
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:29,640
Speaker 3: of that. Hey, yeah, let's have you pay for health. Yeah,

935
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:30,360
Speaker 3: let's make.

936
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:35,960
Speaker 1: The human exercise came, Hey, human.

937
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:42,799
Speaker 3: You want to exercise instead of just being efficient being.

938
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:49,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, speaking of efficiency, like they kids like have less

939
00:53:49,239 --> 00:53:52,120
Speaker 1: and less time for lunch at school, and that's like

940
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:54,720
Speaker 1: one of the ways they're pitching lunchables. They're like students

941
00:53:54,719 --> 00:53:58,080
Speaker 1: have about twenty minutes to just like fucking swallow their

942
00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:02,279
Speaker 1: lunch pill, you know. Great and Craft also admitted that

943
00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:06,320
Speaker 1: their altered school friendly version of lunchibles that are approved

944
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:09,720
Speaker 1: for like to be the school lunch in public schools

945
00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:13,680
Speaker 1: actually contains more sodium than the store bought versions.

946
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:19,160
Speaker 2: Yeah good, yeah, good for that. Good for lunchable, Good

947
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:19,840
Speaker 2: for lunchibles.

948
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:23,040
Speaker 3: You know, listen, if lunchables can't survive in this world,

949
00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:24,000
Speaker 3: then what can you know?

950
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:27,960
Speaker 2: It is kind of nice to see that.

951
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:33,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm saying, everybody criticizing lunch haters, they're just on

952
00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:38,239
Speaker 1: their grind and they're getting you know, how many fucking lambos.

953
00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:42,400
Speaker 3: The inventor of so many, so many, so.

954
00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:48,360
Speaker 2: I do like how this, like like the Philip Morris ethos,

955
00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 2: is just stronger than anything else. It's like, no, no,

956
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:54,480
Speaker 2: we fucking kill people. That's what we were put on

957
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:57,440
Speaker 2: the start to do. We come here to fucking kill people,

958
00:54:57,719 --> 00:54:59,879
Speaker 2: and it does not matter what we do it with.

959
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:03,600
Speaker 2: Where the John Wick of murdering people with anything?

960
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:08,200
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, yeah, it the key to like my

961
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:11,920
Speaker 1: first indication that like this form of capitalism we live

962
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,480
Speaker 1: under and have lived under for a long time might

963
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:17,840
Speaker 1: not be great is like the cheat code is addictive

964
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:22,840
Speaker 1: substances like Coca Cola Classic is massive because it started

965
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:26,080
Speaker 1: out with cocaine in it and everyone was like obsessed

966
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:27,960
Speaker 1: for a while, and they were able to use that

967
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:31,520
Speaker 1: to like you know, it's it's yeah, they're going to

968
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:33,920
Speaker 1: do the thing that is bad for you to make

969
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:36,600
Speaker 1: as much money off free as possible, and then they're

970
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:39,960
Speaker 1: going to in the media call you fat and.

971
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:43,760
Speaker 2: Lazy if if your name is on a building within

972
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:48,279
Speaker 2: two generations you have a drug dealer in your family exactly.

973
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:51,719
Speaker 2: That's not just how it works. That is just how

974
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:52,240
Speaker 2: it works.

975
00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:56,640
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, And then it's funny too, because like Coca Cola,

976
00:55:56,920 --> 00:56:00,120
Speaker 3: like when it was when they had cocaine in it

977
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:04,320
Speaker 3: to make you buy it more, but still exponentially cheaper

978
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:08,799
Speaker 3: than it is and like even comparatively, you know. So

979
00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:10,759
Speaker 3: now if I want cocaine to my Coca cola, I

980
00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:13,560
Speaker 3: got to pay extra for that shit. Yeah, And it's

981
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:17,600
Speaker 3: just like it's so crazy how when all these things started,

982
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:21,600
Speaker 3: whether they were bad or the reason they started, like,

983
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:25,480
Speaker 3: it still was priced in a way that made sense

984
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:28,520
Speaker 3: for people to be able to afford them. And now

985
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:31,520
Speaker 3: a lot of these things are worse in many ways,

986
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:36,600
Speaker 3: Like coca cola is probably worse today without cocaine in

987
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:40,000
Speaker 3: it than it was when it was first created, just

988
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:43,120
Speaker 3: as a product, and it costs three times as much

989
00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:45,799
Speaker 3: as it should. And it's just it's so funny. It's

990
00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:49,080
Speaker 3: just so funny to me, Like we aren't getting better,

991
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:52,680
Speaker 3: we just get worse. We just get worse.

992
00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:56,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, especially like just from the seventies when I mean,

993
00:56:57,040 --> 00:57:01,200
Speaker 1: obviously the fact that everyone thought cigarettes were healthy not great,

994
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:06,919
Speaker 1: but yeah, like the problems have just metastasized and spread

995
00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:12,760
Speaker 1: since then, and now it's just unaccountable hyper capitalism without

996
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:15,800
Speaker 1: any anyone pumping any brakes anywhere.

997
00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:19,320
Speaker 2: That's why you upload your brain to Jaquise City in

998
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:20,200
Speaker 2: the Cyberverse.

999
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:24,600
Speaker 3: Come on listen. When you feel a little down, just

1000
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:28,640
Speaker 3: plug yourself in. Get some juice. There you go, so

1001
00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:31,360
Speaker 3: put yourself in low put yourself in low power mode

1002
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:37,760
Speaker 3: official juice. Can suck on this lead, Suck on this

1003
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:42,640
Speaker 3: lead lollipop. Help you help your cogs and your wheels inside.

1004
00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:47,440
Speaker 1: Quies.

1005
00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:49,120
Speaker 2: What a pleasure having you.

1006
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:52,720
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, it's always great to be here with

1007
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:56,080
Speaker 3: the Zeitgang family. It was great. I appreciate you all.

1008
00:57:56,120 --> 00:57:58,600
Speaker 1: Where can people find you, follow you all that good stuff?

1009
00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:01,120
Speaker 3: Oh well, you know what. You can find me always

1010
00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:05,240
Speaker 3: and every time in the streets, in the streets, ladies

1011
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:10,880
Speaker 3: and gentlemen and everybody breaking news. I am back on Twitter.

1012
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:13,920
Speaker 3: For those of you, for those of you who has

1013
00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:16,840
Speaker 3: ever heard me, because I love elin. He gave it back,

1014
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:18,680
Speaker 3: He gave it, He gave it back to me. He

1015
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:20,720
Speaker 3: gave it back to me, y'all. For those of you

1016
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:22,760
Speaker 3: who have never heard me on this podcast, because it's

1017
00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:25,080
Speaker 3: been a few months, you won't care about this. But

1018
00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:28,560
Speaker 3: for everybody else, like you probably remember, I got my

1019
00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:32,480
Speaker 3: Twitter taken away. My Twitter is now back in action.

1020
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:36,080
Speaker 3: I do not fucking use it, and you know I'm

1021
00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:38,280
Speaker 3: not just stalling so I can find something that's not

1022
00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:41,840
Speaker 3: what I'm doing, y'all. I am literally telling you you

1023
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:46,240
Speaker 3: can find me at Jackieth Neil on everything. I will

1024
00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:48,960
Speaker 3: say this. I'm not gonna give you something funny. I'm

1025
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:51,400
Speaker 3: not even gonna give you a specific tweet. I am

1026
00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:55,520
Speaker 3: just gonna talk for like forty five seconds about how

1027
00:58:55,760 --> 00:59:00,560
Speaker 3: much I enjoyed WrestleMania and and all the content that's

1028
00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:02,920
Speaker 3: coming out afterwards, all the life threads.

1029
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:04,960
Speaker 1: Twenty minutes yesterday on WrestleMania.

1030
00:59:06,320 --> 00:59:09,520
Speaker 3: It was beautiful. It was beautiful, it was such it

1031
00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:12,080
Speaker 3: was one of the best, one of the best main events,

1032
00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:15,440
Speaker 3: and like just all the like threads about the storytelling

1033
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:19,720
Speaker 3: and all the memes about it and how hyped everybody

1034
00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:22,560
Speaker 3: was and how people are excited to enjoy wrestling again.

1035
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:26,120
Speaker 3: It's been so fucking great and it's been such a

1036
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:29,000
Speaker 3: fun time. The Rock was better than ever as a

1037
00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:33,040
Speaker 3: heel this time in wrestling. So all the all the memes,

1038
00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:37,840
Speaker 3: all the social media about WWE and WrestleMania has been

1039
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:41,640
Speaker 3: giving me life over the past few days. And shout

1040
00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:45,000
Speaker 3: out to Samantha Irving, who is a ring announcer at

1041
00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:49,360
Speaker 3: w W for WWE. Who was fantastic this weekend top

1042
00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:53,000
Speaker 3: to bottom, great show. Loved it. So that's that's what

1043
00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:57,120
Speaker 3: I'm enjoying right now is all the WrestleMania talk from

1044
00:59:57,160 --> 01:00:01,320
Speaker 3: this past weekends. WrestleMania. There you go, Comedian, a few

1045
01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:04,080
Speaker 3: comedian f you come out to it if you're in LA.

1046
01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:05,800
Speaker 3: We're also live streaming and we got some really big

1047
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:09,000
Speaker 3: shows coming up. Man. We got two more shows before

1048
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:11,160
Speaker 3: we take a hiatus for the summer in May and

1049
01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:14,240
Speaker 3: in June. So we've been live streaming them and we're

1050
01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:16,320
Speaker 3: going to continue to live stream the next two. We

1051
01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:18,360
Speaker 3: got some some really good ones. If you're fans will

1052
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:21,120
Speaker 3: drop out. I got a couple of special surprise get

1053
01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:25,360
Speaker 3: contestants that we're gonna announce pretty soon. So my website

1054
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:27,840
Speaker 3: is a good or my or social media Instagram, it's

1055
01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:31,000
Speaker 3: a good way to find tickets, whether it's in person

1056
01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:33,400
Speaker 3: or online for comedian feud.

1057
01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:37,160
Speaker 1: There you go, Andrew T, thank you so much for joining.

1058
01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:39,480
Speaker 1: Where can people find you as their working media you've

1059
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:40,439
Speaker 1: been enjoying.

1060
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:42,960
Speaker 2: Just Andrew T, I don't know yos is racist in

1061
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:46,520
Speaker 2: my podcast? Actually my media I picked it because your

1062
01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:50,840
Speaker 2: kis is here. Wait are you are you a Chicago guy? Also, no,

1063
01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:51,320
Speaker 2: I'm no.

1064
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:53,720
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, big fan of the Bulls in their

1065
01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:55,080
Speaker 1: early I did.

1066
01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:58,480
Speaker 2: Okay, So my my media is an old one, but

1067
01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:00,880
Speaker 2: it is a I guess it was originally a TikTok.

1068
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:03,800
Speaker 2: I think I saw it on Instagram of the whitest

1069
01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:09,920
Speaker 2: man you've ever seen making Malart cookies, which is gross,

1070
01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:13,200
Speaker 2: and this weekend I watch it like a thousand times

1071
01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:16,200
Speaker 2: because it was my friend from Chicago's birthday. So I

1072
01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:18,960
Speaker 2: made a badge of Mylort cookies. I don't bake typically,

1073
01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:22,840
Speaker 2: and I mean I actually like Malart, but I recognized

1074
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:26,280
Speaker 2: that they were objectively disgusting. So yeah, I don't know.

1075
01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:28,640
Speaker 2: I think if you literally just search Malort cookies you

1076
01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:30,919
Speaker 2: can find the thing thing. But maybe I'll find a link.

1077
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:33,280
Speaker 3: I will not be doing that.

1078
01:01:35,640 --> 01:01:38,920
Speaker 2: They're real gross. They have grapefruit peel and.

1079
01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:43,360
Speaker 1: Just like really strong tastes that cover up.

1080
01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:45,440
Speaker 3: You know what.

1081
01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:47,720
Speaker 2: I take you. You could taste some alart, you could.

1082
01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:51,480
Speaker 3: Take I take it back. Man. Health is a beautiful thing, y'all.

1083
01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:57,520
Speaker 3: Don't do Don't do this to you, do this to yourself, y'all.

1084
01:01:57,560 --> 01:01:58,160
Speaker 3: Don't do that.

1085
01:01:59,760 --> 01:02:06,000
Speaker 1: You find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien tweet

1086
01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:10,000
Speaker 1: I'm enjoying. Jason x Infarious tweeted, could we make the

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Speaker 1: tweet font a little larger?

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to.

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Speaker 1: Drive, and then of course I'm just enjoying the many

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Speaker 1: flow motion clips of Victor Webby Yama sham gotting into

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Speaker 1: a spin move into a lefty layup, like, just what

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Speaker 1: the fuck is even going on anymore? Very excited about

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Speaker 1: as the season comes to an end, he seems to

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Speaker 1: just be getting better. Non NBA fans might not know

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Speaker 1: that rookies are supposed to hit a wall about two

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Speaker 1: thirds of the way through the season and start being

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Speaker 1: like exhausted from the rigor and having to go against

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Speaker 1: all these big, strong people, and he just seems to

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Speaker 1: be getting stronger and doing more and more wild shit.

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Speaker 1: Shout out, Shout out.

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Speaker 2: To Victor Webbin Yama, I guess.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, to the slender Man, the slender Man himself.

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Speaker 1: at the Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram. We have a Facebook

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Speaker 1: we post our episodes and our footnotes operation today's episode,

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Speaker 1: well done as well as a song that we think

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Speaker 1: you might enjoy. And I do always like to ask

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Speaker 1: super producer when Miles is out. Superproducer Justin Conner always

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Speaker 1: comes through with the fire song recommendations. Justin, is there

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Speaker 1: a song that you think people might enjoy?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I've fast become a fan of this young artist

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Speaker 4: out of California by the name of Remy Wolf. She

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Speaker 4: has just such an incredibly fun and effervescent vibe to

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Speaker 4: a lot of her music.

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Speaker 3: This song included.

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Speaker 4: It's called Sexy Villain and it's got that satisfying type

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Speaker 4: of songwriting where like the rhyme scheme of one line

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Speaker 4: is perfectly mapped over the other and there's enough space

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Speaker 4: for the key stabs and guitar plucks to bleed through,

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Speaker 4: creating this like well timed syncobation.

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Speaker 3: It's really funky. It's an absolute bop.

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Speaker 4: So if you can check this track out, it's called

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Speaker 4: Sexy Villain by Remy Wolf and it'll be in the

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Speaker 4: footnotes footnotes.

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Speaker 1: The Daily Zeitgeis is a production of iHeartRadio. For more

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Speaker 1: podcasts from my Heart Radio, visit the iHeartRadio Wrap Apple podcast.

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Speaker 1: Wherever you listen to your favorite shows that's gonna do

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Speaker 1: it for us this morning. But we are back this

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Speaker 1: afternoon to tell you what is trending, and we will

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Speaker 1: talk to you all then.

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Speaker 2: Bye.