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Speaker 1: I'm josh the Man Clark, There's Charles W. Chuck Bryant,
Speaker 1: and I think I neglected to say last time you did,
Speaker 1: guest producer Noel was with us. That's right. So if
Speaker 1: you listened to the Shroud of Turn episode and you're like, man,
Speaker 1: that sounds great. Yeah, that was an all thanks nol
Speaker 1: uh this show. Today, I've been replaying my one of
Speaker 1: my favorite Simpsons jokes ever over my head. I laughed
Speaker 1: already just hearing. It was from the one of the
Speaker 1: Halloween episodes when um, they did the Nightmare on Elm Street.
Speaker 1: Riff is old old ones Um where groundskeeper Willie was
Speaker 1: Freddy Krueger and he turned into uh, I think like
Speaker 1: a shredder or a tractor or something and ran over
Speaker 1: people or something and said, when you had, when you
Speaker 1: had done, when I'm done, that they're gonna need to
Speaker 1: do a clumps bordered them. Oh wow, that is a
Speaker 1: bad joke. It was really good one of the I mean,
Speaker 1: the Simpsons didn't get too funny, but that was that
Speaker 1: was a good one. Well, anything goes on a treehouse
Speaker 1: of horror, you know, I agreed. So you know, Um,
Speaker 1: there's a bunch of cities that have kind of gotten
Speaker 1: woke to the idea that we should be recycling or
Speaker 1: composting our food. Did you know that? Sure? I saw
Speaker 1: a stat said something like of food gets wasted. But
Speaker 1: I guess suspicious because I also saw that of the
Speaker 1: um stuff that goes to municipal landfills or trash is
Speaker 1: food waste, which doesn't necessarily mean it's wasted food, because
Speaker 1: I don't think you would count like a banana peal
Speaker 1: as food waste as wasted food because the box. They're
Speaker 1: not counting food packaging food. No, but I think they're
Speaker 1: counting everything that has to do with food that could
Speaker 1: conceivably be eaten as wasted food, which is not the
Speaker 1: same as food waste. The point is, the legitimate stat
Speaker 1: that I saw just about everywhere is that if you
Speaker 1: took all the garbage that the United States throws away
Speaker 1: into a landfill, of that is food waste. And I'm
Speaker 1: sure some of it is a whole cake. Some complete
Speaker 1: moron through a whole cake away for no good reason.
Speaker 1: I was on a diet. Well that's actually a pretty
Speaker 1: good reason. But you know what I'm saying, Um, of
Speaker 1: all that trash is food. The problem is you might say, well,
Speaker 1: who cares trash? It decomposes. That's great, that's true, it
Speaker 1: does decompose. But in the landfills that the United States uses,
Speaker 1: we make sure they're anaerobic. Oxygen doesn't get down there.
Speaker 1: So a whole different decomposition process takes place, and in
Speaker 1: a landfill in anaerobic decomposition, methane is produced, and methane
Speaker 1: is bad news. Methane in is something on the order
Speaker 1: of sevent worse. I know, there's a much more scientific
Speaker 1: way to put it, but it's seventy batter than carbon
Speaker 1: dioxide as far as greenhouse gases go, more potent, how
Speaker 1: about that? Okay, So you don't want methane. If you
Speaker 1: have to choose between methane and carbon dioxide, you want
Speaker 1: to go with carbon dioxide. And it just so happens
Speaker 1: that if you compost food waste, mostly carbon dioxide is produced.
Speaker 1: Methane is not. So if you're diverting this food waste
Speaker 1: from landfill, there's a whole bunch of different stuff you're doing.
Speaker 1: Number one, you're saving all that the space for actual trash,
Speaker 1: So you're extending the life of your land sir. You're
Speaker 1: keeping all that methane from being produced. And as if
Speaker 1: it couldn't get any better, you are creating an amazing
Speaker 1: fertilizer that you can use to grow. You could grow
Speaker 1: a tree out of a shoe, for eyes are so
Speaker 1: good the old shoe tree. Uh yeah, it's Um, we've
Speaker 1: danced around this a lot. We we well, you just
Speaker 1: referenced star and I don't like to tutor on horns
Speaker 1: a lot, but that Landfills episode was great landfills And
Speaker 1: don't forget the plasma incinerator one. Yeah, basically any of
Speaker 1: our waste management ones are Yeah, what else? I think
Speaker 1: grilla gardening we touched on this, sum and um, a
Speaker 1: couple of others. We've mentioned composting and to the extent
Speaker 1: where I thought we had done one on composting, but
Speaker 1: we had not until about five and a half minutes ago. Um,
Speaker 1: And that's a guess. So if you're rite and say
Speaker 1: it like it was eight minutes, chuck, you're grounded. So,
Speaker 1: like you mentioned, we didn't. I don't think these numbers
Speaker 1: are accurate anymore. But we generate. Let's just say a
Speaker 1: lot of millions of tons, hundreds of millions of tons
Speaker 1: of trash, and about twenty five of that is recovered
Speaker 1: through recycling, which includes composting, which is good. But that number,
Speaker 1: if it was se would be amazing. Does that include composting?
Speaker 1: That that recycling number? Yeah, okay, yeah, fifties seventy would
Speaker 1: be great? Why not let's shoot for ninety. Well, supposedly,
Speaker 1: Seattle itself um has a goal of something like six
Speaker 1: of all of its trash being recycled by the end
Speaker 1: of the year. Of course they do, because Seattle does
Speaker 1: it right, and they actually have compulsory mandatory composting. Now,
Speaker 1: like you have to compost if you live in the
Speaker 1: city of Seattle. Why don't I live there? I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I asked myself that a lot. You know.
Speaker 1: Emily and I went for our two shows ago on
Speaker 1: that lovely spring weekend. It was gorgeous and we we
Speaker 1: stayed extra in Seattle, and after we were like, we're
Speaker 1: moving here. That's it. It's a great town. I've said
Speaker 1: it before on the show Dogs and Bars. That was
Speaker 1: all it took, uh Dog bar tenders. But again, and
Speaker 1: I'll explain poker again, it's easy to fall in love
Speaker 1: a Seattle on a perfect weekend in April. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: hear it. Range there a lot though I'd still live there.
Speaker 1: That's a great place. And you know what, you may
Speaker 1: see us again this year's Seattle tease tease. You're such
Speaker 1: a tease, all right, So composting is great for a
Speaker 1: thousand reasons. But one, uh, first and foremost is that
Speaker 1: it's it's not hard to do and it's not expensive
Speaker 1: to do if you just want to be uh. And
Speaker 1: there are many different levels of composting, from big city
Speaker 1: programs to the home farmer that takes it super seriously,
Speaker 1: to just if you just want to lessen the impact
Speaker 1: a little bit on your landfill, your local landfill, feel
Speaker 1: like you're doing the right thing, and get a little
Speaker 1: bit of nutrient rich goodness fertilizer to use. You can
Speaker 1: have it just a little, small, little composting operation going
Speaker 1: on at your house. Yeah, this is all. This is
Speaker 1: all you need organic waste. And we don't even mean
Speaker 1: something that's like organic. We mean like organic, meaning it's
Speaker 1: composed mostly a carbon. It was once alive at one point, right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I made a poopy noise, which you can't use poops. No,
Speaker 1: that's night soil. It's the opposite of what I should
Speaker 1: have done. Uh. What's a banana sound? That's a banana souniol. Ah.
Speaker 1: You need soil, you need water, need air or oxygen. Right,
Speaker 1: So the organic waste is the stuff you're gonna have
Speaker 1: broken down, which in this case, in the case of
Speaker 1: a compost pile is food the soil, well partially sure,
Speaker 1: but no, no, it's food for the things that in
Speaker 1: the soil, right, it's an energy source and nutrient source
Speaker 1: for what's in the soil. So you add soil. When
Speaker 1: you're adding soil, you're basically adding starter culture to the compost.
Speaker 1: What you're doing is grabbing microbes from say, in your yard,
Speaker 1: and putting them on the compost pile and say dinners
Speaker 1: on boys. Yes, but you don't want to poop in it.
Speaker 1: You need a little bit of water, like you said,
Speaker 1: to keep it moist, but you don't want to keep
Speaker 1: it over wet because microbes like slightly moist soil. And
Speaker 1: then air because again again this is really really important.
Speaker 1: You can let your compost pile um degrade anaerobically, but
Speaker 1: it's gonna produce methane, which is bad for the for
Speaker 1: the environment, a for your neighbors, bad for your neighbor's,
Speaker 1: bad for you. It's gonna stink, it might blow up,
Speaker 1: who knows. You don't want to smoke near a what's
Speaker 1: called a passive compost pile, so you want to just
Speaker 1: introduce oxygen and all this sounds very complicated. It's not
Speaker 1: it's hitting it with your hose. It's um and by
Speaker 1: that I mean spraying water on it with your hose.
Speaker 1: Just realized you can with your host too. Um. It's
Speaker 1: like turning it over right the pitchfork to add oxygen.
Speaker 1: It's as simple as that. Yeah, it's really easy. Um.
Speaker 1: So what you're gonna end up with the end, like
Speaker 1: we said, is is really fertilizer. But it's a it's
Speaker 1: called humus. I don't call it hummus. No, that's different.
Speaker 1: Has has two ms, right, Uh, this is just one M.
Speaker 1: And um. Those little micro organisms in there, they're gonna
Speaker 1: break this stuff down. They're gonna eat it, they're gonna
Speaker 1: poop it out, and they're gonna multiply, and there's gonna
Speaker 1: be we'll we'll talk about the critters a little more later,
Speaker 1: but they're gonna be different critters along the way that
Speaker 1: eat those gritters than gritters that eat those gritters. And
Speaker 1: it's gonna get really hot up in there. It might steam,
Speaker 1: then it's gonna cool back down. It's gonna get smaller,
Speaker 1: and it's just like this little micro environment. It is
Speaker 1: really really neat. There's actually a food web in there.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of physics and chemistry that's going on.
Speaker 1: It's it is very neat. I'm fascinated by it too.
Speaker 1: But the upshot of composting is that you're taking something
Speaker 1: and it's being broken down into its constituent parts so
Speaker 1: that it can be reused by plants and the whole
Speaker 1: circle of life can start over again. Yeah, you're sort
Speaker 1: of just accelerating the natural process of like rot, you're
Speaker 1: optimizing it. Yeah, Like you mentioned a passive composter, which
Speaker 1: is to say, you know, lazy hippies, you could you
Speaker 1: could just throw all that junk out of your window
Speaker 1: if you wanted, in a big pile and throw your
Speaker 1: some grass clippings on and throw throw your your fall
Speaker 1: leaves on there. Just leave it there, and that thing
Speaker 1: will eventually compost itself. Well again, it'll produce methane. You'll
Speaker 1: blow up, or you can turn you know, you can
Speaker 1: turn it every now and then and maybe avoid that.
Speaker 1: But no, I think that makes it an active pile. Well, uh,
Speaker 1: slightly active pile then, I don't mean like every other
Speaker 1: day just to avoid methane. Maybe, but that would still
Speaker 1: technically be an active pile, would be a poorly managed,
Speaker 1: active pile, slightly active, poorly managed. So I'm serious, that's
Speaker 1: what they call it. I know, Okay, I'm just we'd
Speaker 1: like to make up our own names for things. I
Speaker 1: didn't know you were going to cease that and in
Speaker 1: year nine. Sorry, we'll call that the dooby pile. Okay,
Speaker 1: now it's called active management. I just wanted to make
Speaker 1: sure that we got it on the record. So, uh
Speaker 1: the big goal here is to reduce your waste. They
Speaker 1: say in this article. Ultimately we'll save you tax money
Speaker 1: because your landfill won't. I thought that was hilarious. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, don't count on seeing any any tax breaks
Speaker 1: coming anytime soon. But that that got William F. Buckley's
Speaker 1: attention probably, so, uh so, how do you how do
Speaker 1: you do this? Let's say you want to start composting.
Speaker 1: There's a one, two, three, five step process to get
Speaker 1: this thing going. Okay, well, let's talk about them. The
Speaker 1: first thing you want to do is just pick out
Speaker 1: the place you want to do it, all right, because
Speaker 1: it's you know, it's a bit of a mess. It's
Speaker 1: it doesn't have to be necessarily, but it depending on
Speaker 1: your neighbors. They might be like, well, great, I'm glad
Speaker 1: you started an unsightly pile of kitchen rubbish in food
Speaker 1: waste I can see from my deck. Thanks a lot
Speaker 1: for that. So that's something you want to keep in consideration. Apparently,
Speaker 1: even if you do have a very well managed active pile. Um,
Speaker 1: what would you call that. I'm not making it funny
Speaker 1: name anyway, I've ruined it. Um, It's still it's still
Speaker 1: may stink here there. So you want to kind of
Speaker 1: away from the house, but not so far away that
Speaker 1: if you're feeling lazy, you're not gonna go out and
Speaker 1: tend to it on a daily or every other day
Speaker 1: lead basis. Yeah, and if you have that much land
Speaker 1: that you have a compost pile a mile from your house,
Speaker 1: good for you. Yes, you got some acreage. Uh, there
Speaker 1: might be some local rules, either from your h o
Speaker 1: A heaven forbid if you have to belong to one
Speaker 1: of those, or maybe just your municipality might have of
Speaker 1: rules and regulations. Yeah, so check with them first. That's
Speaker 1: what everyone does before they started compost pile. They go
Speaker 1: down to city hall and say, what tell men the
Speaker 1: rules and regulations surrounding composting in my yard? And I
Speaker 1: think the first thing everyone does is start throwing their
Speaker 1: eggshells out the window. Sure, that's how it always starts.
Speaker 1: It's like I'm tired of these things being in my trash. Uh.
Speaker 1: They recommend down wind because, like you said, it might
Speaker 1: stink a bit. Uh. Sun it's good in a way,
Speaker 1: but you don't want it baking in the sun all
Speaker 1: day no, because it will dry it out. Remember, you
Speaker 1: want it to be kind of moist, and the sunlight
Speaker 1: can actually dry it out, so you want Apparently the
Speaker 1: best place to put it is under a deciduous tree.
Speaker 1: Good spot. Yeah, because in the in the wintertime there's
Speaker 1: no leaves on the tree, so the sun is gonna
Speaker 1: keep it warm when it's cold. But during summer it's
Speaker 1: going to be shaded by the tree so it won't
Speaker 1: dry out. It's just perfect. It is deciduous tree equals love. Uh.
Speaker 1: Wind is good to provide little air, but you don't
Speaker 1: want it low and scattering the stuff all over the
Speaker 1: place drying it out again. No good. What else drainage?
Speaker 1: Don't start one in that old baby pool that you
Speaker 1: don't want to throw out, especially if your baby's in there. Uh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you want good drainage, like generally you build either build
Speaker 1: a bin. We'll talk about this stuff actually right now.
Speaker 1: But it's off the ground, it's on legs. Yeah, although
Speaker 1: you can't have a pile. But um, you know generally
Speaker 1: you want to you want to build a bin or
Speaker 1: buy a bin, and those things sit off the ground,
Speaker 1: right because of drainage, that's part of it for sure. Yeah. Um,
Speaker 1: you also want dirt rather than say like a concrete
Speaker 1: pad or something like that. Yeah, don't come post in
Speaker 1: your driver. It's not a good idea. Um. As far
Speaker 1: as structures go, you can, like you said, you can
Speaker 1: go buy one. They're not very expensive from what I understand, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it depends on the size. You can also say go
Speaker 1: buy some cinder block and build something like that. Um.
Speaker 1: But basically you can cut compost structures into two. There's
Speaker 1: a single bin and there's a three bin system. So
Speaker 1: in the single bin system, you put new stuff on top,
Speaker 1: new banan appeals. This is what I think of when
Speaker 1: I think composting. You know, Um, you put new stuff
Speaker 1: on top, and then you take a pitchfork or shovel
Speaker 1: or something like that and you work you work it
Speaker 1: in to the compost and at the bottom of this structure,
Speaker 1: say it's open when you're walking up to it, that
Speaker 1: the finished compost will accumulate at the bottom. And the
Speaker 1: reason it accumulates at the bottom because it's of a finer,
Speaker 1: finer grain um and that's it single bin new stuff
Speaker 1: at the top, stuff that's in the process in the middle,
Speaker 1: stuff that's finished in the bottom, and it will just
Speaker 1: naturally kind of separate like that. And when we're talking
Speaker 1: structure like that, if you want to build one, you know,
Speaker 1: build a way frame and it's like got chicken wire
Speaker 1: walls and a chicken wire bottom, and that gives you
Speaker 1: the air. And if you've got something that collected underneath,
Speaker 1: it's gonna fall, you know, when it's small enough, Uh,
Speaker 1: some other stuff might fall. You may need to add
Speaker 1: it back in. But with the three bend system, you've got,
Speaker 1: well you've got three bends, you've got the starter stuff,
Speaker 1: you've got the once it starts to break down a
Speaker 1: little stuff, and then you have the more finished product
Speaker 1: and you have to actively manage that system. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: system sounds unnecessarily difficult, kind of like it. Oh you're
Speaker 1: a three bing guy. Well, we're about to get into
Speaker 1: this for real. We've been um, lazily composting for a while,
Speaker 1: but um, we're we're doing our whole backyard, like we're
Speaker 1: getting rid of our grass. Basically, what are you gonna
Speaker 1: do compost mulch in beds and plants and herbs and
Speaker 1: cacti in and all that. Uh no cacti that we
Speaker 1: do have a palm tree. We've that forever though. Um, yeah,
Speaker 1: just getting rid of the grass basically because it takes
Speaker 1: up so much water. Just it's just it's not good
Speaker 1: grass to begin with. And I'm not the best about
Speaker 1: cutting it. Lawnmowers are terrible enough. You never let a
Speaker 1: quarter inch of water accumulating exactly, Yeah, just into you know,
Speaker 1: it'll it'll look nicer. So part of this in this
Speaker 1: company that's doing it is it's not just a landscaping
Speaker 1: company there there. They are a bunch of hippies. So
Speaker 1: they're they're designing it in such a way that that
Speaker 1: feeds itself. And part of that is composting anyway, A
Speaker 1: long long way of saying, we're gonna start like for
Speaker 1: real composting very shortly, and you're going with the three
Speaker 1: bin structure. I don't know, I think I'm gonna build
Speaker 1: it it's well, it's the structure Emily tells me to build.
Speaker 1: It's the easiest way to say it. Yeah, but if
Speaker 1: you buy one, like you were saying, Um, there's all
Speaker 1: different kinds, just you know, look look it up online
Speaker 1: or go to a hardware store, and you know, many
Speaker 1: of them will look like a big barrel on legs
Speaker 1: and it literally turns like has a crank on it
Speaker 1: where you can turn this thing in circles. It's old timing,
Speaker 1: so you don't have to use a pitchfork at all. Right,
Speaker 1: you don't have to muss your hands or your hair.
Speaker 1: It's like a bingo, yeah, spinner, but with banana pill.
Speaker 1: Have you ever played bingo, like legit bingo in a
Speaker 1: room with hundreds of people, not hundreds, well more than
Speaker 1: like you and you me, yes, like a bingo parlor?
Speaker 1: Is that what they're called. I've actually gone to um
Speaker 1: a couple of like uh senior retirement homes and helped
Speaker 1: out with bingo And that's a pretty pretty cool experience actually,
Speaker 1: because do you run the bingo? It's qualified to run
Speaker 1: the bingo, right, just walk around and point out if
Speaker 1: somebody missed one that they you know, it was called
Speaker 1: that kind of thing. But did you want to talk
Speaker 1: about taking it seriously? Oh my god. And then you
Speaker 1: have to be a certified bingo master to run the show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they'll like tell you to hurry up and like
Speaker 1: shout if you're if you're not like loud enough for
Speaker 1: fast enough, for going too fast. Like. So the point
Speaker 1: is not to have fun now, the point is to win. Wow.
Speaker 1: What do they win their prizes? Yeah? Nothing much usually,
Speaker 1: I mean, but you can, I think, like you can
Speaker 1: play bingo and casinos for thousands and thousands of dollars
Speaker 1: usually at old folks humes. They don't, you know, sure
Speaker 1: there's not thousands of dollar prizes like honey bunds ugarettes,
Speaker 1: right exactly. All right, Well let's take a break here
Speaker 1: after we have talked structure and uh, we'll talk a
Speaker 1: little bit about what you want what kind of junk
Speaker 1: you want to throw in that pile? All right, chuck,
Speaker 1: So we're talking what you want to throw on the pile. Right,
Speaker 1: you got your ben either a triple three banger cat
Speaker 1: your site or single. You got your site. You bribed
Speaker 1: your neighbor to look the other way, right, your neighbor exactly,
Speaker 1: You bought a goat, oh man talking about green living.
Speaker 1: My neighbor has goats now, like five of them. Are
Speaker 1: they loud? No? Oh that's great. Everyone's while to hear them.
Speaker 1: But it's a joy to hear. So it's like it's
Speaker 1: not like a rooster. Do you wake up and look
Speaker 1: out and say morning satan. No, Well, goats one of
Speaker 1: my favorites, so it's kind of nice to have them around.
Speaker 1: But baby goats or adult goes, No, they're big ones.
Speaker 1: I mean she got them to maintain the property because
Speaker 1: she was started cutting. I guess she didn't want a
Speaker 1: zero escape it, so she bought goats. Anyway, it's it's awesome.
Speaker 1: Uh kitchen waist, Josh, that's what you want to throw
Speaker 1: in there? Well, yeah, that's the first one. That's the
Speaker 1: one that everybody says. That's why you compost, right, And yeah,
Speaker 1: banana peels everybody knows that. But did you also know
Speaker 1: you can compost apple cores in orange rins. You can
Speaker 1: also eat apple cores. Yeah? You you believe there is
Speaker 1: no such thing as a core, right, that's because there's
Speaker 1: not um seeing people who leave their apple cores left over.
Speaker 1: They can compost those things. Those are the easy ones.
Speaker 1: You can also do coffee grounds. Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 1: Paper filters through that filter and all in there. Okay,
Speaker 1: So let's just say I a maybe a whole pizza
Speaker 1: to myself. I've got a couple of napkins wadded up.
Speaker 1: What do I do with those? Chuck? Uh? I think
Speaker 1: you can throw those napkins in there, Josh, Yeah, isn't
Speaker 1: that crazy? It is crazy. Newspaper Yeah, corn cobs if
Speaker 1: you still read a newspaper, if you get your news
Speaker 1: on the internet, throw your laptop in there. Watermelon rins, yeah, seeds,
Speaker 1: leaves uh, you know the butt end of the asparagus
Speaker 1: that no one cooks, but that junk in there. Um.
Speaker 1: You can also do yard waste too, sure, right, So
Speaker 1: you've got grass clippings, which we'll talk about in a second.
Speaker 1: We got a couple of warnings as far as grass
Speaker 1: clippings goes, not too much. Um. But like, let's say
Speaker 1: you're raking leaves or something like that, throw some leaves
Speaker 1: on their good crunchy brown ones. And you can also
Speaker 1: throw like, um, trimmings from your like shrubs if you
Speaker 1: trim your woody shrubs. Um. The key here is this, chuck.
Speaker 1: You want to cut all this stuff up in small bits. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't throw a whole corn cob in there. You can
Speaker 1: know your compost pole. Just throw it right back out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it'll just spit it right back out right. It's very funny.
Speaker 1: It'll make a burping noise. Uh. They say to shred
Speaker 1: the corn cob. I don't have a corn cobs shredder.
Speaker 1: I don't either. Um, I've never thought about that. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't waste like my blender blade on chopping up corn cops.
Speaker 1: I think the point is breaking into little pieces. Sure,
Speaker 1: you can breaking into little pieces though, yeah, you probably
Speaker 1: a corn coup up. Yeah, and you can also like
Speaker 1: you can take all this stuff and chop at anything.
Speaker 1: You can put in smaller pieces the better because, as
Speaker 1: we'll see, what you're really doing is you're not just
Speaker 1: breaking it up. You have to look at it like
Speaker 1: what you're doing is increasing the surface area so more
Speaker 1: microbes can work on it at once. Yeah. Like, if
Speaker 1: if you have I know you hate broccoli, but I
Speaker 1: hate broccoli. You cut the little florets off, and you've
Speaker 1: got that big green broccoli stalk. Uh, cut that thing
Speaker 1: up as small as you can and set it on
Speaker 1: fire you have patience for and throw that junk in there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: basically channel your inner anal chef. You remember him, the
Speaker 1: anal Chef? Yeah, is that a real thing? Yeah? And
Speaker 1: Saturday a Live Bill Hartman. No, I don't retain of chef. Okay,
Speaker 1: I forgot the retinive part that. Yeah, I remember qual
Speaker 1: of fire. It's like, I don't get that joke. Mommy,
Speaker 1: remember the anal retentive chef? Yeah? I do remember that. Now.
Speaker 1: He'd like start to if he was dicing like green
Speaker 1: peppers and one of them was bigger than the rest,
Speaker 1: he'd just be like, Okay, well you want to take
Speaker 1: those chunks and you want to put him into a
Speaker 1: paper towel, and then you want to fold that up,
Speaker 1: and then you put that into some aluminum fole and
Speaker 1: you fold that up, and you put that in a
Speaker 1: paper bag and you roll it up and then you
Speaker 1: staple it and then you throw it away. Boy man,
Speaker 1: what that was? Oh it still makes me sad. So
Speaker 1: you mentioned newspaper earlier. Um, if you live near the
Speaker 1: ocean and you've got your hands on some seaweed or
Speaker 1: some kelp, you can rinse that stuff off. So you
Speaker 1: don't want all that salt content in there. But it's
Speaker 1: really good and nutrient rich if you rent that off
Speaker 1: and put it in your compost pile. And it's also
Speaker 1: good for you to eat too. I know I saw
Speaker 1: him nuts, but just eat that stuff. What do you
Speaker 1: mean so good for you? Yeah? Sawdust? Do you know
Speaker 1: any that? No, But like I'm building my compost, then
Speaker 1: I can put that saldust back in it. How about that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Pretty neat circle of life. Baby? What should not you
Speaker 1: compost night soil? Which is poopy soil? Cat You don't
Speaker 1: go take a big dumpost dumps? You want to know
Speaker 1: that's not good. UM disease garden plants, that's a big one.
Speaker 1: Some of this stuff though, as we'll find, it doesn't
Speaker 1: quite make sense. But it's just good to air on
Speaker 1: the side of um. Garbage in, garbage out, except with compost.
Speaker 1: If you put garbage garbage in, then it's going to
Speaker 1: be really bad. If you put good, healthy garbage in,
Speaker 1: it's going to come out is quite good. So you
Speaker 1: don't want to put any disease plants in there. UM
Speaker 1: invasive weeds or another one too. Yeah, but it says
Speaker 1: you can also put weeds in there, so I guess
Speaker 1: you just need to figure out which one are the
Speaker 1: bad ones. Yeah, so this specifically calls out buttercups, morning glory,
Speaker 1: and quack grass. I'm quite sure that there's plenty of
Speaker 1: seeds that wouldn't survive the composting process, but apparently these two.
Speaker 1: So stay away from the quack grass. That was I
Speaker 1: think that was the big mantra woodstock. It's a gateway drug.
Speaker 1: Don't have the yellow sunshine or the quack grass. It
Speaker 1: was the brown the brown as which I mean, who
Speaker 1: wants brown acid? You know? And what about uh you're
Speaker 1: talking abou kitchen stuff? What about meat and dairy? Okay,
Speaker 1: that's that's controversial. It is because Emily had taken classes
Speaker 1: and they were like, no, don't use any of that.
Speaker 1: That's like a animal cells and and fats in particular,
Speaker 1: they putrefy, they don't decompose, and future faction makes some
Speaker 1: stinky stuff and I think it can also generate a
Speaker 1: lot of disease bearing pathogen. So I was surprised to
Speaker 1: see this article say yeah, put it in there. Well,
Speaker 1: and they kind of said this article if you if
Speaker 1: you're really heavily managing this thing, you can do it
Speaker 1: but I don't know. I've just heard, don't They said,
Speaker 1: turn it into a slurry, which I don't want to
Speaker 1: see freud and Riches blender at home with corn cob
Speaker 1: leavings on it. But um, he said, whip it up
Speaker 1: into a slurry, and as long as it's a good, hot,
Speaker 1: actively managed pile, it'll it won't be a problem. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go ahead and say, I don't think you should
Speaker 1: do that. Okay, I don't know what to do with
Speaker 1: the animal leavings, but I don't think you should compost it.
Speaker 1: All right, Uh, it might make sense to you to say, hey,
Speaker 1: I have an outdoor fire pit. I bet that would
Speaker 1: be great in my composter. Incorrect, although this specifically says
Speaker 1: charcoal ashes. I think that's any kind of charred ashes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like burnt wood is called charcoal. So are you sure?
Speaker 1: Because I know what I know what you just said
Speaker 1: was true. But supposedly the entire Amazon Basin and I
Speaker 1: learned this from the Greatest Book of All Time by
Speaker 1: Charles C. Mann, The entire Amazon Basin was a managed forest,
Speaker 1: um that the indigenous people's down there had made completely
Speaker 1: fertile and fikoned by instead of slash and burn. They
Speaker 1: were using slash and char techniques, and there was way
Speaker 1: more carbon locked into the charred tree stumps and there
Speaker 1: was the ashes, so it became more fertile. So I
Speaker 1: have a question about that one. You know, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: back off of my determined stance because I don't know
Speaker 1: it would make sense if it was coal like it
Speaker 1: it was like charcoal briquettes because they have cement and
Speaker 1: all sorts of chemicals and jump on them. But if
Speaker 1: it's charred wood or wood ash, I wonder, all right, well,
Speaker 1: some boy, do you let us know Charles Man, tell us, uh,
Speaker 1: the pesticide treated plants. You you know, you know my
Speaker 1: stands on pesticides period, don't use them. But if you do,
Speaker 1: definitely don't put that stuff in there. Because your whole
Speaker 1: thing here is you want to you want to more
Speaker 1: or less organic compost pile right in the end, and
Speaker 1: so one of the things that people love about composted
Speaker 1: is it actually is organic. And we're going to explain how.
Speaker 1: I didn't know this until um we did this research,
Speaker 1: but we'll explain how because we're going to go through
Speaker 1: the process that your compost pile undergoes. Right after this, Alright,
Speaker 1: I did something we rarely do, which is looks something
Speaker 1: up as we're podcasting, because it just sounded lazy to
Speaker 1: be like, oh, we don't know this one. Um. Gardens
Speaker 1: alive dot com says, um, wood ashes are so strongly
Speaker 1: alkaline that it doesn't take a lot to upset the
Speaker 1: balance in the pile and stop the processing. You can
Speaker 1: add a very small amount of wood ash from like
Speaker 1: your fireplace or woodburning stove. Um, but apparently not much
Speaker 1: so I think, you know, like you're kind of right,
Speaker 1: and then it's it's not completely for boating, but it
Speaker 1: sounds like too much is not a good thing. I
Speaker 1: think that's what Freud was just saying, like, don't even
Speaker 1: mess with it. Put in animal fats instead. Well, and
Speaker 1: that's what the person from gardens alive was saying this,
Speaker 1: like it's so little that it's not really going to
Speaker 1: make a difference. And if you're trying to get rid
Speaker 1: of it in a different way, she's like, it's not
Speaker 1: really gonna matter. But the but it raises a great question, Chuck,
Speaker 1: why in the name of all things holy would it
Speaker 1: matter what the alkalinity is of your compost pile and
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why. Because it's a chemistry experiment. It
Speaker 1: is it's a it's a chemistry experiment, it's also a
Speaker 1: biological experiment. You have a microcosm growing there, and there's
Speaker 1: actually really easy things you can do to optimize this
Speaker 1: and basically create a Zanna do paradise for the the
Speaker 1: microbes and primary and secondary and tertiary um consumers of
Speaker 1: this stuff that you're putting in there to break down
Speaker 1: so that they just have the greatest life that any
Speaker 1: invertebrate or microbe ever had. All right, should we talk
Speaker 1: chemistry a bit then come back to just uh the
Speaker 1: management and stuff. All right, what you're really talking about
Speaker 1: here for an ideal composting scene, you need a disco ball,
Speaker 1: and you need a proper uh C in ratio, which
Speaker 1: is carbon to nitrogen ratio. And depending on how walky
Speaker 1: you want to get, if you want to start measuring things,
Speaker 1: you can do that. But from what I gather, just
Speaker 1: eye and do a lot to a little about thirty
Speaker 1: to one carbon to nitrogen and and eyeball it. When
Speaker 1: the rule of thumb is this, if it's green and
Speaker 1: um recently deceased and by green like a nice banana
Speaker 1: peel would qualify as this. Right, if it's pliable and
Speaker 1: green or you know, again recently deceased, it is um
Speaker 1: high in nitrogen. Right, if it's brown and dried, it's
Speaker 1: high in carbon. So you want to actually when you're
Speaker 1: adding the compost, you want to just kind of layer
Speaker 1: this stuff in about those ratios thirty to one, And
Speaker 1: there's actually tables, like if you're a big time into this,
Speaker 1: there are tables out there that tell you just about
Speaker 1: exactly the carbon and nitrogen ratio in each individual thing.
Speaker 1: But what we said earlier, you want to avoid grass clippings.
Speaker 1: This is why, because they're too high in nitrogen. And
Speaker 1: what happens when you have too much nitrogen it's bad, right,
Speaker 1: It makes your pile stinky. Yeah, that's is that where
Speaker 1: the methane starts creeping in. That actually leads to ammonia gas. Right.
Speaker 1: But you also don't want too much carbon either, chuck,
Speaker 1: because so you carbon and nitrogen. Carbon is like the
Speaker 1: building block and it's an energy source for these microbes.
Speaker 1: Nitrogen is um essential to their growth and their metabolic
Speaker 1: activity as well. But when they have this in these concentrations,
Speaker 1: that's when they flourish. Yeah. And the other problem with
Speaker 1: carbon two is just just it breaks down so slowly. Um. Well,
Speaker 1: it depends on the source. Yeah that's true. But generally
Speaker 1: a lot of the carbon sources like newspaper and corn
Speaker 1: cobs and stuff like that, it's just a much slower process,
Speaker 1: right right, So like they have um much tougher uh
Speaker 1: structural support in their cells. If structural integrity exactly. Um,
Speaker 1: they need to have a good dang it rhymes. If
Speaker 1: it's yellow, let it mellow, if it's brown, flush it down. Um.
Speaker 1: I thought you were heading towards that. I was just
Speaker 1: kind of like on the edge of my seat, like
Speaker 1: a bit screen. Maybe maybe there is one that we
Speaker 1: don't know, or maybe someone can write one like a
Speaker 1: creative listener. I would love to hear it. I'll bet
Speaker 1: we get a bunch of those, all right, oxygen if
Speaker 1: you're talking uh, if we're talking ratios, and again, you
Speaker 1: can walk out as much as possible. But the good
Speaker 1: news is about your compost piles that it's not like
Speaker 1: it needs to be like the oxygen that you need
Speaker 1: walking around to breathe, which is in the atmosphere. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what we have going on. It can get by
Speaker 1: these aerobic microbes as low as five percent. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: cutting it close. That's getting close. They say, try to
Speaker 1: hover somewhere around ten or up. And how do you
Speaker 1: measure that? You don't? You just airate your pile and
Speaker 1: it's fine by either turning it or you can do
Speaker 1: hold PVC. And I guess that brings U kind of
Speaker 1: to the management part. Um. You don't just sit there
Speaker 1: unless you want to have a totally passive pile. And
Speaker 1: who wants that? You have to manage this thing, either
Speaker 1: every day or every other day. Turn it, like we're saying,
Speaker 1: either with the little crank if you've got a handy
Speaker 1: little barrel unit, or with a pitchfork or they call
Speaker 1: it a composting fork in here. That's pretty fancy. Probably
Speaker 1: the same thing. And it's the same thing as a pitchfork,
Speaker 1: except like fifty dollars more. Uh, you want to water
Speaker 1: it some, but again, um, do you want to give
Speaker 1: watering advice? You don't want it for me. You don't
Speaker 1: want it to be soaking wet. No, you want to
Speaker 1: be moist damp. People hate that word, so we'll see
Speaker 1: damp um. And again I mentioned the perforated PVC pipes
Speaker 1: that can help. Uh. It says you can avoid turning
Speaker 1: it by having those pipes. I would still turn it.
Speaker 1: I would too, just to mix it up right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but putting PBC pipes throughout your pile would make it
Speaker 1: really if cult to turn. So well, you can pull
Speaker 1: them out, I guess you could, you know, but getting
Speaker 1: them back in is a real pain. You can stick
Speaker 1: him back in. Another way to get to introduce oxygen
Speaker 1: is earthworms. Oh man, this is where I go crazy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we have a lot of worms on our property.
Speaker 1: And just because there's a lot of worms in Georgia. Um,
Speaker 1: we did a great episode on earthworms, remember, yeah, And
Speaker 1: every time I find them, Um, I picked them up,
Speaker 1: I show them to Emily and she immediately says, throw
Speaker 1: it in the garden, you know. And that's because we
Speaker 1: weren't composting heavily. Now it's gonna be throw them in
Speaker 1: the compost pile. But these guys are great because they
Speaker 1: naturally It made you a lot of things. But one
Speaker 1: of the things they do is naturally aerate by just
Speaker 1: tunneling through that stuff. Yeah. So earthworms and then worms
Speaker 1: in general are probably the most important non microscopic resident
Speaker 1: in your compost pile. Yeah, because they do so much.
Speaker 1: So worms and especially earthworms and most types of nematodes um.
Speaker 1: They actually go in and like eat a lot of
Speaker 1: the stuff that's in the compost pile, a lot of
Speaker 1: the food waste, right or organic waste, and in doing
Speaker 1: so they break it down, and as they break it down,
Speaker 1: they make it easier for the microbes to digest themselves.
Speaker 1: Should we start with the microbes? Okay, So again this
Speaker 1: compost pile, when you add food waste to the pile
Speaker 1: and add soil, you're introducing energy source to energy consumer. Okay.
Speaker 1: And at the base of this is the is microbial
Speaker 1: life bacteria mostly but um. The bacteria go to town,
Speaker 1: they start eating this stuff, and the smaller it is,
Speaker 1: the more service area there is, the more the bacteria
Speaker 1: can eat. And they actually take the nutrients out of
Speaker 1: this and use it for cellular respiration, which is why
Speaker 1: they need oxygen, because they take oxygen and combine them
Speaker 1: with the carbon and they create a t P which
Speaker 1: they use as an energy source to power their cells
Speaker 1: and live and frolic and play, and in doing so
Speaker 1: they create carbon dioxide. That's right. So um as they're
Speaker 1: doing this, they're they're actually breaking the stuff down from
Speaker 1: what you'd recognized as a banan appeal closer and closer
Speaker 1: to that finished humus project product. So you've got bacteria
Speaker 1: and they're a big part of it. And depending on
Speaker 1: the phase that the compost pile is in, uh, the
Speaker 1: there will be different kinds of bacteria in your compost pile. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's not you know, just bacteria. There's a fun
Speaker 1: guy doing lots of work. Um. We mentioned neba toads there.
Speaker 1: You're gonna eventually get mites in there, and slugs. You've
Speaker 1: already thrown your worms in, some millipedes doing some action
Speaker 1: with all this cute little legs. And overall these are
Speaker 1: known as primary consumers. Uh some are are there are
Speaker 1: all of them primary consumers while they're listed okay by
Speaker 1: this person who made this fancy chart. So then above that, chuck,
Speaker 1: you get the secondary consumers and those are right, those
Speaker 1: are the um those are the predators of the primary consumers, right,
Speaker 1: and then you have tertiary consumers. They're the predators of
Speaker 1: the secondary consumers. And so you put all this together
Speaker 1: and what you have is a food web. If microbes
Speaker 1: breaking the stuff down, worms and stuff doing the same
Speaker 1: thing in some ways. Um, and then other predators, different
Speaker 1: graduated levels of predators preying on the smaller animals to
Speaker 1: keep their population in check and to keep everything in
Speaker 1: a perfect balance so that it's as efficient as possible.
Speaker 1: And eventually a great white shark comes along. What gets me,
Speaker 1: eats the whole pile thanks to a shark. Nato. What
Speaker 1: gets me though, um the best. The best part of
Speaker 1: all this to me is that if you look at
Speaker 1: the lifespan of a compost pile from brand new to
Speaker 1: finished humus to humus, it's a it forms a bell.
Speaker 1: It's as the temperature gradient goes right, Yeah, it's really
Speaker 1: kind of cool. So the first stage is the mesophilic stage.
Speaker 1: Temperatures get up to I think forty degrees celsius. I
Speaker 1: can't remember what that is in fahrenheight. Yeah, we'll go
Speaker 1: with celsius. Okay, Um, so it's warmish. And then as
Speaker 1: the cellular respiration mounts and builds, a more more bacteria
Speaker 1: born and start eating and carry this cellular respiration out.
Speaker 1: The byproducts are c O two and heat, and heat
Speaker 1: starts to accumulate in the compost pile so much so
Speaker 1: that it gets up to something like UM fifty to
Speaker 1: sixty degrees celsius, which is like a hundred to a
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty degrees fahrenheit, and it's hot. At this point,
Speaker 1: your organisms are gonna change. You're gonna have thermophilic. These
Speaker 1: are a little heat loving critters, and they move in
Speaker 1: because it's nice and warm. There snowbirds, their desert dwellers,
Speaker 1: and they like it when it's warm. Um. But here's
Speaker 1: the thing is you want to like you want you
Speaker 1: don't want to get too hot, so you want to
Speaker 1: continue to airate and keep that temperature and check. What
Speaker 1: you want is that natural bell to happen on its
Speaker 1: own right. So the mesophilic Um bacteria die off or
Speaker 1: they go kind of dormant as it enters the thermophilic phase,
Speaker 1: and then after the thermophilic phase ends. The reason it
Speaker 1: ends is because they've eaten up all of the stuff
Speaker 1: that's there to eat and only the hard stuffs left over.
Speaker 1: And so the thermophiles go away and some of the
Speaker 1: mesophiles come back and new stuff comes in like um
Speaker 1: acts in of my seats, actin of my seats, which
Speaker 1: are kind of like a weird fungi bacteria cross and
Speaker 1: they break down like the really hard woody shrubby stuff.
Speaker 1: Um and they finish it off. And this third phase
Speaker 1: is called the curing phase, right, And at the end
Speaker 1: of all of it, you have this great nutrient rich
Speaker 1: hummus humus. But in the middle of that, when it
Speaker 1: gets really hot, Yeah, it gets so hot, chuck that
Speaker 1: pathogens that can make you sick, that can make animals sick,
Speaker 1: that can make plants sick, are actually killed off in
Speaker 1: the face. Which is why when you get your hands
Speaker 1: on compost on humus, it's organic. It's been basically treated
Speaker 1: naturally to rid itself of parasites, pathogens, all sorts of
Speaker 1: bad stuff. And all that's left is the nutrients that
Speaker 1: have been broken down in the process that a plant
Speaker 1: can use very easily. And again the circle of life
Speaker 1: starts over again. Yeah, and you know I mentioned sun
Speaker 1: earlier can dry it out, but if if it gets
Speaker 1: over sixty five celsius, it's gonna kill off so many
Speaker 1: microbes it's gonna really slow down your process. Uh. So
Speaker 1: that's another reason you turn it is to kind of
Speaker 1: keep and again don't have it direct sunlight, but it's
Speaker 1: gonna keep that temperature where it does its thing naturally.
Speaker 1: Where you don't want to, you know, put a heat
Speaker 1: lamp on it. I just want to keep it moist,
Speaker 1: turn it over and let it do its thing, and
Speaker 1: you might come out there on a chilly morning there
Speaker 1: might be steam coming off of that sucker and dude,
Speaker 1: that's when you just like you go hot dog dog.
Speaker 1: You go inside and you eat a banana. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: you throw it on the on the pile. All right,
Speaker 1: So when is it all over? Man? I just love
Speaker 1: this is why I love earth science. Yeah, it's really
Speaker 1: amazing because it's like it requires a little bit of
Speaker 1: human management. But then you kind of just step away
Speaker 1: and say, do your thing. It's really neat. Uh when
Speaker 1: is it over? Well, you can tell. There's a few
Speaker 1: ways of being able to tell. Um the temperature starts
Speaker 1: to go down. If it's below a hundred degrees fahrenheit,
Speaker 1: it's out of the thermophilic phase and it's now into
Speaker 1: the mesophilic phase. This says that it's probably done. I disagree.
Speaker 1: I think you probably wanted even cooler than that, because
Speaker 1: the longer you let it cure the more um diverse,
Speaker 1: the microbes inside are gonna be the better. The soil
Speaker 1: that you use to amend it with is going to
Speaker 1: be sure. Temperatures one uh, one of it is just
Speaker 1: eyeball it. And if it's if it's about decomposed, like
Speaker 1: if you still see clearly a banana peal, then it's
Speaker 1: not done right. You don't want to recognize this stuff
Speaker 1: is food at this point, um or an eggshell or whatever. Um?
Speaker 1: And is it is it smaller? Is if it's been
Speaker 1: reduced by and it's dark brown or black and crumbly
Speaker 1: and it looks kind of like soil, then you're you're
Speaker 1: cooking with gas. That's my dad used to say. Um,
Speaker 1: the texture, did you say, smooth, crumbly? Yeah? What about
Speaker 1: the smell, Well, it shouldn't um, it shouldn't stink bad
Speaker 1: at this point. No, it should smell earthy. And actually
Speaker 1: one of my favorites the actin of my sites, the
Speaker 1: actin of my seats. Okay, they are the reason that
Speaker 1: soil and dirt has its smell. It's those guys, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they give it. It's earthy smell. That cool. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: I think we didn't mention you know that it's doing
Speaker 1: well along the way if it stopped smelling like it
Speaker 1: doesn't just stink the whole time, right, And it's not
Speaker 1: gonna smell earthy. The soil that you add will smell earthy.
Speaker 1: But when you grab a handful of humus, it should
Speaker 1: just fall through your fingers. It should be the closer
Speaker 1: to black, the better. And it should smell like every
Speaker 1: everything associated with earth should smell like. It's like the
Speaker 1: word earth. That's what it should smell like. Like, you'll
Speaker 1: understand what earth smells like. Yeah, they said pete moss.
Speaker 1: If you if none of this makes sense, go to
Speaker 1: your local hardware store or lawn and garden center and
Speaker 1: smell the pete moss exactly. Um. So, now that it's done,
Speaker 1: you've got your wonderfully natural fertilizer. Use it, Put it,
Speaker 1: spread it out in your garden, spread it out around
Speaker 1: your trees, through it in your yard, spread it around
Speaker 1: your naked body, and run around your yard if you
Speaker 1: want to. Um, it's got a doobie pile, make you
Speaker 1: or quack grass. Yeah, stay away from that stuff. Um.
Speaker 1: It's basically like the easiest way to put it without
Speaker 1: getting too scientific, is it's gonna make everything better. It's
Speaker 1: gonna increase soil microbes, it's gonna increase nutrients and enhance them.
Speaker 1: It's gonna improve the pH and chemistry of your soil,
Speaker 1: your yards structure. And again, like what you've just done
Speaker 1: is taken stuff and had it broken down into its components,
Speaker 1: unlocked it for your plants to use. So your plants
Speaker 1: are gonna say thank you brother. Pretty amazing. Uh. Some
Speaker 1: people create a lot of it and sell it, but
Speaker 1: you know, mainly people do this to just use around
Speaker 1: their house. Yeah, and increasingly towns are starting to do
Speaker 1: curb side composting. Pickup food waste, pickup where you got trash, recycling,
Speaker 1: been food waste, been anipelesnipples Right, that's it, all right,
Speaker 1: go forth and composts. If you want to know more
Speaker 1: about composting, you can type that it in the search
Speaker 1: part house to work dot com. Cornell actually also has
Speaker 1: a really great site about composting if you want to
Speaker 1: know more about the science of it. You were very excited.
Speaker 1: I love that. Um And since I said Cornell, it's
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