WEBVTT - Hey Mikey Day!

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<v Speaker 1>Well, here we are.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Our new single, Listen When Sad, comes out tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I always get weird about that whole, like,

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<v Speaker 2>it comes out tomorrow thing, but it really, I know

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<v Speaker 2>it comes out at midnight, but like, it always feels

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<v Speaker 2>like it comes out today at tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, it's like midnight today, but it's tomorrow, but it's...

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<v Speaker 2>We are matching jumpsuits. These were gifted to us by Joe.

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<v Speaker 1>They're so comfortable, Joe.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>We introduced this new version of a logo at the

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<v Speaker 2>MSG shows last week. Three different nights, three different suits.

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<v Speaker 2>Started with the black suits. Then we did the white suits.

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<v Speaker 2>Finished it off with the red suits.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we're in the jumpsuits. These are our podcast suits now.

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<v Speaker 1>They're serious. They're serious jumpsuits. Who makes them? Who makes them?

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<v Speaker 1>They're called futsal. What is the meaning behind the JV

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<v Speaker 1>crest without the JV in it? It's like, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what it is. You know who we are. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what it is. I love that.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that energy. Somebody last night asked me, they

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<v Speaker 2>were like, what? They asked the same question. They're like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>you guys didn't do the whole thing. And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, can't give them everything. I didn't really know

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<v Speaker 2>what that meant when I said it. But it felt right.

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<v Speaker 1>It'll leave more and more. Yeah. That's what it kind

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<v Speaker 1>of meant. I've always said about you, you leave people

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<v Speaker 1>wanting more. Hey.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not what I meant. I'm just learning my tumblers.

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<v Speaker 2>Your mic flag is sideways. Oh, shit, there's tons in here.

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<v Speaker 2>You got pages and pages.

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<v Speaker 1>You got pages and pages? Oh, is that Molly Shannon?

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<v Speaker 2>That's a bunch of SNL sounds because our guest today

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<v Speaker 2>is an SNL legend.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you guys been enjoying your week between MSG and this?

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<v Speaker 1>We've been having a great week. We've been doing, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>kindergarten visits. Oh, nice.

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<v Speaker 3>Nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Like just visiting kindergartners? Yeah, the schools. Got it. How's

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<v Speaker 1>that going for you? It's an incredible thing to be

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<v Speaker 1>selecting a school. It's a journey. It's happening fast. It's

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<v Speaker 1>all happening too fast. It is happening fast. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>kissed the ring. She's growing up real quick. She's awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad you think so. Our guest is waiting. We

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<v Speaker 1>should get to it because we have a lot to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Okay. At the end of this, we'll do a

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<v Speaker 2>clip of our new single, Listen What's Sad, which you

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<v Speaker 2>can hear for the first time exclusively on the Hey

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<v Speaker 2>Jonas podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get him out of here. Mikey Day. It's so wet.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I wear them? You can do whatever you want.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you sure? You should. Why not? I've got a pair. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on. I didn't know if it's like wear next glasses.

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<v Speaker 1>That is usually the deal. They are so good. What

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<v Speaker 1>do you think? You can pull it off. Thanks. I

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<v Speaker 1>found these in a drawer backstage a few hours ago.

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<v Speaker 1>They're pretty great. That's really good, Joe. What do you think?

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<v Speaker 1>They might be your glasses now. You're like, Nick can

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<v Speaker 1>pull it off, you cannot. Welcome to the pod. Hi.

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<v Speaker 1>Your fan base is really excited right now. They are.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at this guy in his 40s.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes!

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<v Speaker 3>Yes!

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<v Speaker 2>They're in the comments right now saying exactly that.

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<v Speaker 1>Who is that? Michael Day on the pod. We go

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<v Speaker 1>back quite a while. For a while. It's been a... Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>there we go. Oh, wow. I didn't know you guys

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<v Speaker 1>have sound effects. I'm so wet. Is that me saying

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so wet? Yeah, that'd be you.

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<v Speaker 2>I honestly don't know most of them until I press

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<v Speaker 2>the button.

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<v Speaker 1>That is so... We've got some SNL-themed stuff. We've got Nick.

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<v Speaker 1>Ladies and gentlemen, Nick. Whoa, fancy boy. And then, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>depending on what we say. Oh, that's cool. When you

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<v Speaker 1>talk about money and stuff. Success. All right. Or really

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<v Speaker 1>get into some business. Ooh, if it gets legal. If

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<v Speaker 1>it gets legal.

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<v Speaker 2>We're trying to get Kevin to do a spinoff podcast

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<v Speaker 2>about legal stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Ooh, you're a legal expert? Far from it, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>You just like true crime, though? My wife does, for sure. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>my God.

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<v Speaker 2>I walked into the room and some guy just got hacked.

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<v Speaker 2>hacked up his wife and she's like sound asleep i'm

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<v Speaker 2>like i don't get it how is this possible at

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<v Speaker 2>night yeah grisly murders exactly is there i'm curious for

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<v Speaker 2>my own knowledge is there like a text chain you

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<v Speaker 2>all have with all of you spouses family members is

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<v Speaker 2>there like a mega thread there's a mega thread for

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<v Speaker 2>the immediate fam and it's called It's really boring.

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<v Speaker 1>The name is just family. And I was thinking about

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<v Speaker 1>this the other day. We need to change that. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not fun at all.

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<v Speaker 2>And we ask people a lot, actually funny enough, on

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<v Speaker 2>the bottom, like, oh, what's the group text from the

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<v Speaker 2>show that you guys are on? Yeah, we should change

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<v Speaker 2>the name. And they'll say something elaborate and it's very

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<v Speaker 2>inside baseball. And ours is just family.

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<v Speaker 1>I like it. We had my older kids on it.

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<v Speaker 1>We took them off in a day. Kevin took them

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<v Speaker 1>off in a day. I took them off in a

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<v Speaker 1>single day.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone forgot that there was, you know, people under the

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<v Speaker 2>age of 18 in that group chat. You're like, what's

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<v Speaker 2>being shared?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, exactly. It was something medical, and it was not

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<v Speaker 1>something that a child should hear about. Look at what

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<v Speaker 1>I found on myself. Exactly. Is there a doctor in

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<v Speaker 1>the family? This family has 30 people in it. Yeah. Well, look,

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<v Speaker 1>back to you, my friend. We're so happy you're here.

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<v Speaker 1>I have one more question. Of course. We've got a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of answers. And you guys, you all have children, right? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have any kids? I have one. He just

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<v Speaker 1>turned 14-year-old boy. Congratulations. That's very nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's crazy. We all have girls. All girls? All girls. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>That's incredible. What are the odds of that? I know. Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>50%.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know this. 50 years. I should have picked

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<v Speaker 1>up on that. Literally 50%. Do you exchange gifts? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you get your nieces gifts? gifts or is it you

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<v Speaker 1>do you not do that i was just curious every.

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<v Speaker 2>Year christmas gets really tricky a pre-family you know holiday

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<v Speaker 2>situation celebration okay a little early family christmas which is

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<v Speaker 2>like usually about two to three days before christmas before

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<v Speaker 2>a concert where you all meet up and then we've

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<v Speaker 2>done it a handful of times in the last couple

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<v Speaker 2>years we've ended tours okay in the new york area

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<v Speaker 2>And so we will.

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<v Speaker 1>Kevin has a place in New Jersey. I'm in Brooklyn.

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<v Speaker 2>So we'll either pick one of those destinations for a

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<v Speaker 2>family Christmas. It'll be at my house this year because

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<v Speaker 2>we're in Newark to finish the tour.

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<v Speaker 1>We haven't actually... We actually... No one's decided. That's true.

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<v Speaker 1>We were at UBS before that, so... Do you have

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<v Speaker 1>to call it? Are you like, my house? We have

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<v Speaker 1>to kind of... It's... I like it at Joe's. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he likes it. It's because then he can kick us

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<v Speaker 1>out faster. It's true. If it's at Kevin's, he can

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<v Speaker 1>get us out. He's like, he doesn't have to worry

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<v Speaker 1>about that. I would say.

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<v Speaker 2>to answer your question, we do buy each other's nieces

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<v Speaker 2>gifts for holidays, but we have to be very like

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<v Speaker 2>coordinated because there's a thing where you can like, like, Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>what are you thinking?

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<v Speaker 1>Or, and now Kevin's kids are a little older. They

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<v Speaker 1>know what they want. There's no like, right. They're like,

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<v Speaker 1>they have, I'll get these alerts on Elfster. You know

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<v Speaker 1>about Elfster. You got to get on Elfster. Sounds like Elfster.

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<v Speaker 1>North pole.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>It's, it's Christmas movie. It's governed by the, yes, exactly. So, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like a gift app. It's a movie, an anime

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<v Speaker 1>movie starring Mikey Day. Elster. I would see that.

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<v Speaker 2>Elster?

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<v Speaker 1>I would definitely sign up for it. Have you seen

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<v Speaker 1>this trailer? It's an app to help like family members,

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<v Speaker 1>like similar to a wedding. Okay. It's a registry.

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<v Speaker 2>Registry for Christmas gifts.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's cool.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's kind of annoying because Kevin's kids, I'm like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want you to decide what I'm going to.

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<v Speaker 1>Give you for Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's also like, I get that, but it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I have a hot take on that because some people

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<v Speaker 2>just buy things that, You already have or or you're

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<v Speaker 2>not gonna you're not gonna use it's like we're about

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<v Speaker 2>to say that you just don't want that's true What

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<v Speaker 2>if you don't me asking what is your son into

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<v Speaker 2>like right now?

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<v Speaker 1>What's this thing? Oh? Video games you just got a

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<v Speaker 1>switch to see you so I do it. Oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you played Mario Kart world.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, I'm wearing Nick's glasses in case you

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<v Speaker 3>are scrubbed forward and you're seeing this, I want to

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<v Speaker 3>make sure people know I put on your glasses.

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<v Speaker 1>It's totally fine. Look great on you. I have to

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<v Speaker 1>bring up something that... That's great. Look great on you. No, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>you said Mario Kart. Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>And it reminded me of a sketch that didn't make

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<v Speaker 2>the episode that I was.

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<v Speaker 1>Fortunate enough to host of SNL. Which was a great episode.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a fun episode. But during the table read,

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<v Speaker 2>Pete Davidson pitched this sketch, which was absolutely hilarious. It

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<v Speaker 2>was the same time that Daft Punk was... not being

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<v Speaker 2>a band anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>They broke up. And so his idea was... It was

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<v Speaker 1>like the week of. The week of. So like, we're

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<v Speaker 1>no longer robots. They take off their helmets and it's

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<v Speaker 1>Mario and Luigi. Mario and Luigi. Which is very funny.

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<v Speaker 1>And you were.

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<v Speaker 2>I played Mario.

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<v Speaker 1>You played Mario. And you were going to be Luigi. Oh, wow.

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<v Speaker 1>And I want to see this game. Can you guys

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<v Speaker 1>do it as if it was going to happen? This

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<v Speaker 1>is Luigi. Wow! Wow, I forgot.

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<v Speaker 2>So that sketch, I was like, damn it, I wish

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<v Speaker 2>we had the chance to do it. There was one

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<v Speaker 2>other one that.

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<v Speaker 1>Were you in the meeting like, I don't know, I

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like that Mario one. I'd really like to

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<v Speaker 1>be Mario. Well, it's funny, I did mention that, and

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<v Speaker 1>they were like, that's great. Moving on. Anyway, here's what

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<v Speaker 1>we're doing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you found that.

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<v Speaker 2>where there's been like, is there any sketches you can

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<v Speaker 2>think of that you're like, this is going to crush

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<v Speaker 2>at the meeting.

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<v Speaker 1>And then it was just like, and then at the table,

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<v Speaker 1>read it. Oh, I've had so many and you're just getting,

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<v Speaker 1>but I guess I'm used to it now. Right. You've

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<v Speaker 1>said it. We were reading up some, some, some Intel

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<v Speaker 1>on you. And, and, and I think we remember this too.

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<v Speaker 2>You definitely like, it's easy to remember. Oh, that was

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<v Speaker 2>a great show or that, that, that went really well.

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<v Speaker 2>But the smallest thing you're like, I cannot get over

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<v Speaker 2>this hurdle.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, yeah. Have you had any epic bombs where you're like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this is going to stay with me? It's funny how...

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<v Speaker 1>Or it really hasn't, but in your mind it has.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I've definitely done something in the performance where

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I can never watch this. I'm awful. Every

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<v Speaker 1>once in a while I'll see, because there's monitors, you

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<v Speaker 1>know those monitors up? And just to see where I

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<v Speaker 1>am in the shot, every once in a while I'll

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<v Speaker 1>look up and I'm like, no, it's just so terrible

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<v Speaker 1>to not be in the scene and looking up into

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<v Speaker 1>the sky. But, um, I mean, I've definitely had some severe,

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<v Speaker 1>severe bombs, but luckily it usually happens at dress. So

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<v Speaker 1>the world doesn't see it bomb. I mean, sometimes it

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<v Speaker 1>can go to air and doesn't do as well. We

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<v Speaker 1>had this one. It was I don't know. Already, it

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<v Speaker 1>sounds terrible. I don't know if you're familiar with the.

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<v Speaker 1>chilean soccer team in the 70s their plane crashed in

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<v Speaker 1>the alps and they had to eat each other it

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<v Speaker 1>was loosely inspired by that concept where we were on

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<v Speaker 1>a we were a dodgeball team that crashed in the

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<v Speaker 1>alps and so i was lying on oh and halsey

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<v Speaker 1>was the guest host poor halsey she was a good

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<v Speaker 1>sport about it but it Anyway, I was lying there

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, I was going to die. And

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, please eat me. Let me sustain you.

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<v Speaker 1>It would make me happy. And they're like, but you're alive.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, do it anyway. They basically made a

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<v Speaker 1>fake butt out of it. out of chicken, so they

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<v Speaker 1>were basically eating me while I was alive, going, so,

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<v Speaker 1>how do I taste? Anyway. That's hilarious. I'm glad you

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<v Speaker 1>guys enjoyed it. The audience was like, no thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>And was this in the dress? This was in dress rehearsal.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so, just playing for the listener, you run a

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<v Speaker 2>whole show, front to back.

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<v Speaker 1>At 8 p.m., yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you essentially, I guess, we've had the honor

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<v Speaker 2>of being a part of a few of those dresses,

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<v Speaker 2>where then they're like, and we're cutting five sketches.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they cut a few, so you could work all

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<v Speaker 1>week on something. Right, so the best of... Can make

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<v Speaker 1>the show. Yes, exactly. So the chicken butt didn't make it. No, no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>Poor Halsey, too. She was so nice about it. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sure if I was hosting, I'd be like, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't love the one where I eat this alive man.

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<v Speaker 1>His ass made out of chicken. But it was so silent.

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<v Speaker 1>To this day, I vividly remember. It's so funny. But

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of fun to have the terrible bombs. You

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<v Speaker 1>have to. You really remember them. But if something starts bombing,

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<v Speaker 1>you could believe in it all the way, all week,

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<v Speaker 1>and then the second it starts bombing, you're like, I'm done.

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<v Speaker 2>One of my favorite things also about SNL, and you

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<v Speaker 2>are brilliant at this and so many amazing cast members, when.

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<v Speaker 1>Something takes you out. I love you guys, by the way.

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<v Speaker 1>We love you. We love you.

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<v Speaker 2>But something takes you out of the show because something

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<v Speaker 2>either really funny happens or a moment where somebody catches

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<v Speaker 2>you off guard and everyone's just laughing. And you cannot

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<v Speaker 2>contain keeping it. Do you have any memories of somebody

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<v Speaker 2>that you were like, I just, you could not keep

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<v Speaker 2>it together?

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<v Speaker 1>Kenan, usually, always something about Kenan. I mean, the Beavis

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<v Speaker 1>and Butthead episode. That was iconic. That was the greatest episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Things ever. When Gosling always hosts, it always feels like

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<v Speaker 1>the popular kid at school is hanging out with you.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, I'm hanging out with Ryan all week.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm hanging out with Ryan.

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<v Speaker 2>He comes into your life for a week. I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like I would feel that way, too. Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so fun.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's just this heightened. Did you know in the

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<v Speaker 1>dress that that sketch was going to crush like it did?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, whenever Ryan's there, he's always on the verge.

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<v Speaker 1>He's always like... You can tell when he starts to go.

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<v Speaker 1>And Heidi was laughing, but. Had she not seen you before?

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<v Speaker 1>She saw me and she laughed at dress, but the

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<v Speaker 1>look changed a little bit. We like fixed the wig.

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<v Speaker 1>So I had more of the butt head. It's all

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<v Speaker 1>that mouth. Like, yeah, it's this weird, easy to put in.

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<v Speaker 1>It's this little apparatus that just is so much fake gum.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just so weird how much it changes your face.

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<v Speaker 1>And so she saw it and she said, I look like,

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<v Speaker 1>Something not human, like Uncanny Valley, and she just lost

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<v Speaker 1>her mind.

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<v Speaker 2>My favorite kind of comedy, too, is just where sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>just sitting there in silence makes everyone break it and

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<v Speaker 2>just they can't help themselves.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so fun. I mean, sometimes those two will happen

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<v Speaker 1>on silent moments or something goes wrong. Something goes wrong

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<v Speaker 1>that only we know about, and once it starts, it's

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<v Speaker 1>really hard to, like, dial it back. So good.

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<v Speaker 2>Since you guys are working so hard all week, like,

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<v Speaker 2>what do you do to kind of, like, take a break? Like,

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<v Speaker 2>what are your hobbies? Like, what do you get into

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<v Speaker 2>during the week to kind of, like, get your mind

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<v Speaker 2>out of.

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<v Speaker 1>It for a little bit?

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I do play. We were talking about video

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<v Speaker 1>games earlier. I do enjoy video games a lot. Joe

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<v Speaker 1>is a video gamer before the show. Really? It helps him, like,

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's part of his process. PS5, Xbox One. Oh, really?

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<v Speaker 2>I love playing with my PS5 friends. But I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>before it's a show, there's like so much chaos. And

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure you can relate. Obviously, like, there's nothing like

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<v Speaker 2>the halls of SNL.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just like... Insane. I mean, just in that... And actually,

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<v Speaker 1>I should say in that entire building. But it's just...

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<v Speaker 1>And you'll just walk around and see all these famous

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<v Speaker 1>people just hanging out. Hanging out in the hallways. What

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<v Speaker 1>are you doing? Hi, Meryl Streep. Well, you're on the

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<v Speaker 1>show today? Okay. Just hanging out. That's right. You guys

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<v Speaker 1>were at the 50th. That was insane. It was crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>And Nick was there. I had VR goggles and I

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<v Speaker 1>watched it. You guys all weren't there? No, just Nick.

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<v Speaker 1>We were all invited, but Nick was there. You're like, hey, um...

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<v Speaker 1>Just me. Sorry, guys. I'm going to try to get

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<v Speaker 1>you passes, though. Nick called, and he was like, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>Joe and Kevin are on the line. They're unavailable. They're unavailable.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the craziest night, I think, of my life.

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<v Speaker 2>It was.

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<v Speaker 1>That many famous people in one room. It was completely insane.

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<v Speaker 1>It was ridiculous. It was like.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, this is like the plot of a movie. Remember

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<v Speaker 2>that show Designated Survivor? Yeah, where everyone, all of the

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<v Speaker 2>entertainment industry.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no one left except me and Joe. It's you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>We're here to help you all.

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<v Speaker 2>We will carry entertainment on our backs.

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<v Speaker 1>Movies, TV, music. Tom Holland, Spider-Man, I got you. So

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<v Speaker 1>you want to be Spider-Man? I guess I'll be Iron Man. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>now Iron Man can also be Doctor Doom. Oh, you're right.

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<v Speaker 1>We've now learned that they can just keep doing it all.

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<v Speaker 1>Which is pretty amazing. I know, right? Marvel fan? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I've definitely caught up. We just saw Spider-Man. Your 14-year-old

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<v Speaker 1>was into the new Spider-Man? Yeah, he liked it. We're

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<v Speaker 1>a big Holland podcast. We talk about Tom Holland a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that, man. We didn't really mean to, but

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<v Speaker 1>this is our third time we brought it up. Probably fourth.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not going to call us back. I just want

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<v Speaker 1>to hang out with him and Zendaya. He's probably going

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<v Speaker 1>to be hosting this anytime soon. I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if he'll host. I hope he does. He's

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<v Speaker 1>rich-rich now. I know. Dude, where's the money sound effect?

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on. He's rich-rich now. There it is. I wish

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<v Speaker 1>you accidentally played me going, I am wet. I'm so wet.

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<v Speaker 2>Question, because I was reading about this and I thought

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<v Speaker 2>it was very interesting and similar reason why I got

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<v Speaker 2>into music. The kind of comedy, tell me if I'm

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<v Speaker 2>wrong here, But, like, because you had a crush, you

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<v Speaker 2>started doing some comedy, correct?

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<v Speaker 1>That was my. Your entrance. That was kind of my

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<v Speaker 1>only skill set to try and attract girls. You guys

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<v Speaker 1>are like, interesting. Girls didn't throw themselves at you? What's

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<v Speaker 1>that like? I'm so fascinated. Really? Really?

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<v Speaker 3>Really?

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<v Speaker 1>But, yeah, so I would just do stupid. And, like, quote,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess, you know, when you're a kid, you're like, Comedy,

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<v Speaker 1>you just kind of quote other funny things you see

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<v Speaker 1>on TV or whatnot. You can do it really well.

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<v Speaker 1>So that was kind of the vibe. The Pepsi commercial thing,

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<v Speaker 1>you know? Which one? What's up? Oh, yeah. Like, that

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<v Speaker 1>was the thing. Bud what? What was it? Bud Light.

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<v Speaker 2>What's up? But this was, like, back in the day,

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<v Speaker 2>so I was quoting, like, old, like, full house. I

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<v Speaker 2>will say that was kind of how I got into music,

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<v Speaker 2>to be honest. Like, Nick was doing music.

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<v Speaker 1>He was the ladies. He was the ladies. Nick was

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<v Speaker 1>doing musical theater. He was on Broadway.

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<v Speaker 2>And I brought my school crush to watch him. And

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<v Speaker 2>she was like, that was incredible.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, how does he do it?

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<v Speaker 2>And the next day I was like, I do it too.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, mom and dad, I actually think I

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<v Speaker 2>want to get into musical theater. Can I do that

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<v Speaker 2>audition thing?

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<v Speaker 1>I actually really want to do that. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been wanting to do it for years. Thank God

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<v Speaker 1>you brought her.

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<v Speaker 2>The whole time you're like, I can do that. It's

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<v Speaker 2>actually a really easy way to do it. Like the

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<v Speaker 2>backward handoff. Like it's nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>What show was it? It was, I think he was

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<v Speaker 1>Chip in Beauty and the Beast. Chip the teacup.

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<v Speaker 3>Chip.

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<v Speaker 1>You were on Broadway doing Chip in Beauty and the Beast?

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<v Speaker 1>And my crush was like, damn. Look at that Chip.

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<v Speaker 1>He looks kind of dorky in that cup costume. He's

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<v Speaker 1>got a really hot head. He could never handle the Beast.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, Chip, I guess. Does Chip sing in it? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Chip has a full song. He just contributes to a few.

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<v Speaker 1>He pops in and out. He sings along with Tale

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<v Speaker 1>as old as time. The big line is mama. Okay, mama.

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<v Speaker 1>You say mama a lot. He's got a line in

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<v Speaker 1>Be Our Guest. Try the gray stuff. It's delicious. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>believe me?

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<v Speaker 2>Ask the dishes. They can sing. They can dance. That's

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<v Speaker 2>incredible that you were on Broadway as a child.

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<v Speaker 1>I did not know this. I did like four shows

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<v Speaker 1>before 11.

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<v Speaker 2>Dang.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. And so you would just go like every night

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<v Speaker 1>to Broadway and go be in a show? We lived

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<v Speaker 1>in New Jersey and I would get in the car

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<v Speaker 1>with parents and they would drive me. Would you go

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<v Speaker 1>to school during the day?

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<v Speaker 2>I would go to school during the day, except for

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<v Speaker 2>Wednesdays because you have two shows. They would let me

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<v Speaker 2>miss school on Wednesdays and I'd have to make.

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<v Speaker 3>Up the work.

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<v Speaker 1>You were like the kid, you know, how there's always

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<v Speaker 1>a liar in your class who's like, I'm on Broadway.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, yeah, right. You were the kid who was

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<v Speaker 1>actually on Broadway. That was something that happened a lot. No,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Trying to prove, like, how much do you get paid?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I'm not going to answer this question. I

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<v Speaker 1>remember there was a kid. It's not very much. Finally.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a kid at our school who was like,

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<v Speaker 1>my dad invented the Simpsons. And we're like, no, he didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just the lies.

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<v Speaker 2>Although if you throw a lie that wild out, it's

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<v Speaker 2>like it's either got to be true or like it's

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<v Speaker 2>totally not.

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<v Speaker 1>And this was back in the day when you couldn't Google.

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<v Speaker 1>You couldn't chat. You're just like, no. All right. All right.

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<v Speaker 3>Cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Congrats. Prove it, bro. Prove it. In addition to SNL,

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<v Speaker 1>is it cake? Obviously. Yes. Massive.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, you know what this show is and you're not.

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<v Speaker 2>Tiny children? Oh, I guess you have tiny children. It's

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<v Speaker 2>like the most fun ever. I'm surprised you haven't figured

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<v Speaker 2>out all these cameras are cake yet.

0:20:44.290 --> 0:20:47.610
<v Speaker 1>That would be fantastic. And this is a fake podcast.

0:20:47.630 --> 0:20:49.649
<v Speaker 1>And we're going to cut the cake. We're going to

0:20:49.670 --> 0:20:52.260
<v Speaker 1>cut a knife. MSG is made of cake. We've been

0:20:52.280 --> 0:20:56.400
<v Speaker 1>working on this for years. You're a fraud. Finally, he

0:20:56.440 --> 0:21:00.889
<v Speaker 1>came for our cake thing. What? You guys want to

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<v Speaker 1>make MSG out of cake for a podcast with Mikey Day?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:21:06.359 --> 0:21:11.940
<v Speaker 1>It's worth it. Who's paying for it? Elfster. Elfster. Elfster.

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<v Speaker 1>Gifts now.

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<v Speaker 2>Season one of that show was incredible. I was so

0:21:15.840 --> 0:21:17.770
<v Speaker 2>sucked in. Then season two, I hated it.

0:21:17.780 --> 0:21:19.699
<v Speaker 1>No, season one was like, I can't believe this is

0:21:19.800 --> 0:21:21.159
<v Speaker 1>a show. But it was so captivating. I was so

0:21:21.180 --> 0:21:31.320
<v Speaker 1>obsessed with it. It is weirdly, even if you have

0:21:31.460 --> 0:21:34.590
<v Speaker 1>no interest in it or you think the concept is

0:21:34.650 --> 0:21:38.670
<v Speaker 1>inherently dumb, if you see four objects and one is cake,

0:21:38.690 --> 0:21:40.020
<v Speaker 1>you're like, well, I got to try it.

0:21:40.030 --> 0:21:42.220
<v Speaker 2>That's actually my feel-good thing at night, no matter what.

0:21:42.580 --> 0:21:45.540
<v Speaker 2>If I need to chill out, I need to watch

0:21:45.740 --> 0:21:47.520
<v Speaker 2>a cooking show or a baking show.

0:21:47.800 --> 0:21:49.020
<v Speaker 1>Yes. Let me ask you a question.

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<v Speaker 2>What happens with all the cake?

0:21:51.680 --> 0:21:53.940
<v Speaker 1>Who eats all the cake? We jump into the ocean. No,

0:21:54.000 --> 0:21:58.020
<v Speaker 1>I don't. Yeah. They give it away a lot, yeah,

0:21:58.080 --> 0:22:00.960
<v Speaker 1>and then obviously crew and stuff, and a lot of

0:22:01.000 --> 0:22:03.590
<v Speaker 1>the judges want to take some home, and I think they...

0:22:03.350 --> 0:22:08.170
<v Speaker 1>I've never seen the process, but I remember at some

0:22:08.210 --> 0:22:11.570
<v Speaker 1>point being like, we generate... People are making gym bags

0:22:11.650 --> 0:22:14.010
<v Speaker 1>out of cake here. What are we doing with all

0:22:14.030 --> 0:22:17.379
<v Speaker 1>of it? I think they... Give it to where it

0:22:17.400 --> 0:22:18.040
<v Speaker 1>would be needed.

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<v Speaker 2>You know how people make beautiful cakes, but they taste horrible?

0:22:20.600 --> 0:22:24.340
<v Speaker 2>Are these cakes also really, really good tasting as well?

0:22:25.500 --> 0:22:28.560
<v Speaker 1>Yes. They have to be good because... Part of the

0:22:28.580 --> 0:22:30.500
<v Speaker 1>section is they have the taste. Yeah, of course. But

0:22:30.520 --> 0:22:33.280
<v Speaker 1>they are really good. It's not like I would think

0:22:33.320 --> 0:22:35.520
<v Speaker 1>they taste like glue and stuff. That's what I mean.

0:22:35.540 --> 0:22:36.560
<v Speaker 1>They're so ornate.

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<v Speaker 2>You would think that the process of the decorations was

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<v Speaker 2>way more than that.

0:22:39.580 --> 0:22:43.340
<v Speaker 1>There's definitely parts of it that's like, oh, that's just pure... fondant.

0:22:43.400 --> 0:22:45.619
<v Speaker 1>They're always like, that's all fondant, so make sure to

0:22:45.680 --> 0:22:47.659
<v Speaker 1>get it right in the middle. But the cake itself

0:22:47.720 --> 0:22:49.619
<v Speaker 1>is really good. We actually have a cake test.

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<v Speaker 2>No way. Are you kidding me? You guys are all

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<v Speaker 2>so excited. It's not necessarily, is it cake?

0:22:57.310 --> 0:22:59.909
<v Speaker 1>I think that's a cake. It's all cake, but it's

0:23:00.050 --> 0:23:03.030
<v Speaker 1>five of the best, apparently, best cakes in New York City.

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<v Speaker 2>Alright, well, we're gonna have to make some room. And

0:23:05.119 --> 0:23:07.240
<v Speaker 2>we can't leave until we eat them all. I can't

0:23:07.260 --> 0:23:09.500
<v Speaker 2>believe you guys are going on stage in how long?

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<v Speaker 1>You guys are so chill right now. We're 14 years old.

0:23:13.600 --> 0:23:15.359
<v Speaker 1>We eat only cake. You're probably the same way before

0:23:15.400 --> 0:23:18.379
<v Speaker 1>you do your show, right? Like, isn't it? You've been

0:23:18.400 --> 0:23:20.490
<v Speaker 1>doing it. It's just part of the process. Yeah, that

0:23:20.550 --> 0:23:23.149
<v Speaker 1>is true. That's very true. Dude, I am very excited

0:23:23.190 --> 0:23:25.650
<v Speaker 1>to be eating cake with the Jonas Brothers.

0:23:25.730 --> 0:23:28.410
<v Speaker 2>I have the list of cakes here in front of us. Sick.

0:23:28.730 --> 0:23:30.090
<v Speaker 2>And we're going to taste test, and we're going to pick,

0:23:30.510 --> 0:23:34.220
<v Speaker 2>because everyone knows we are the best people at judging cakes.

0:23:34.000 --> 0:23:34.500
<v Speaker 1>In New York.

0:23:34.560 --> 0:23:37.400
<v Speaker 2>We're well known for that. The blue Hey Jonas cake,

0:23:37.859 --> 0:23:39.540
<v Speaker 2>that is from Buttercup Bake Shop.

0:23:39.560 --> 0:23:43.780
<v Speaker 1>Oh, hello, Buttercup. Thank you, sir. The bidet cake that

0:23:43.820 --> 0:23:44.640
<v Speaker 1>says Hey Mikey.

0:23:45.359 --> 0:23:47.619
<v Speaker 2>Look at that, dude. Yep, that one is from New

0:23:47.660 --> 0:23:51.180
<v Speaker 2>York Bakery and Desserts. Burning Up Strawberry, Mia's Brooklyn, Welcome

0:23:51.200 --> 0:23:54.040
<v Speaker 2>to NYC, Magnolia, Nick's, The Little Cupcake Bakery.

0:23:54.140 --> 0:23:58.679
<v Speaker 1>I'm eating cake with the Jonas Brothers. I am very

0:23:58.760 --> 0:24:00.220
<v Speaker 1>happy to be here. I just want to say this

0:24:00.540 --> 0:24:02.850
<v Speaker 1>in the middle of the cake thing, and you guys

0:24:02.880 --> 0:24:06.460
<v Speaker 1>are very talented, and I'm excited to be here. So

0:24:06.500 --> 0:24:09.580
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to make sure I said that. Let's eat

0:24:09.740 --> 0:24:13.510
<v Speaker 1>on camera. We did an entire. Actually, you know what

0:24:13.530 --> 0:24:15.630
<v Speaker 1>we did? We did an entire press tour for.

0:24:15.650 --> 0:24:17.980
<v Speaker 2>It was called Waffle House. And everyone assumed we wanted

0:24:18.000 --> 0:24:19.980
<v Speaker 2>to eat waffles on camera all the time. Okay, so

0:24:20.000 --> 0:24:21.290
<v Speaker 2>that one, I'm going to say.

0:24:21.450 --> 0:24:23.970
<v Speaker 1>That's good. Good, but that one's my favorite so far

0:24:23.990 --> 0:24:27.030
<v Speaker 1>with the cookies on top. You've already moved on? I

0:24:27.050 --> 0:24:27.570
<v Speaker 1>moved on, bro.

0:24:27.690 --> 0:24:28.050
<v Speaker 3>Oh, wow.

0:24:28.070 --> 0:24:29.669
<v Speaker 1>I'm taking bites, you know. I got to say the

0:24:29.690 --> 0:24:32.800
<v Speaker 1>Hey Jonas cake is my favorite. Yeah, buttercup. It's kind

0:24:32.820 --> 0:24:33.540
<v Speaker 1>of like a classic.

0:24:33.680 --> 0:24:35.900
<v Speaker 2>It reminds me of a cake you get when you're

0:24:35.920 --> 0:24:37.360
<v Speaker 2>a kid at like a birthday party.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the one that kind of hurts your teeth because

0:24:38.800 --> 0:24:41.060
<v Speaker 1>it's so sweet. It's awesome. You're good on cake. I'm

0:24:41.080 --> 0:24:44.330
<v Speaker 1>good on cake, yeah. I'm going to say that's goaded.

0:24:44.980 --> 0:24:48.159
<v Speaker 1>Look at this classy guy over here. I'm good on cake.

0:24:48.580 --> 0:24:52.680
<v Speaker 1>Here's my vote. One, two, three, four, five. I agree

0:24:52.700 --> 0:24:58.570
<v Speaker 1>with your sentiment. Wait, you said one? One, two, three, four, five.

0:24:58.690 --> 0:24:59.930
<v Speaker 1>I like it the most because it has our name

0:25:00.010 --> 0:25:03.860
<v Speaker 1>on it. Yeah, partially. This one has mine. Yeah, that's

0:25:03.900 --> 0:25:10.490
<v Speaker 1>got to be your favorite. I'm eating cake. You're like,

0:25:10.609 --> 0:25:15.250
<v Speaker 1>keep eating. Keep eating. How was it? They made me

0:25:15.330 --> 0:25:18.129
<v Speaker 1>eat cake. I like eating.

0:25:18.760 --> 0:25:20.280
<v Speaker 2>All of our guests on the pod, we ask that

0:25:20.300 --> 0:25:22.899
<v Speaker 2>they pull a question from our question bowl. It has

0:25:22.980 --> 0:25:25.240
<v Speaker 2>random questions, nothing related to us or any of us

0:25:25.280 --> 0:25:26.699
<v Speaker 2>in this room or anyone outside of.

0:25:26.680 --> 0:25:28.340
<v Speaker 1>This room, but just random questions. If you don't mind,

0:25:28.380 --> 0:25:31.280
<v Speaker 1>pull one, answer it. And we can join you. I

0:25:31.480 --> 0:25:33.540
<v Speaker 1>love how we always explain this like it's complicated. I

0:25:33.820 --> 0:25:35.640
<v Speaker 1>don't know. Some people are like, we'll ask. It's just

0:25:35.660 --> 0:25:41.020
<v Speaker 1>a bowl with questions. You're right. Describe your first sexual experience.

0:25:42.080 --> 0:25:45.560
<v Speaker 1>Describe it in detail and include the name of the person.

0:25:46.680 --> 0:25:48.800
<v Speaker 1>That is way too.

0:25:52.180 --> 0:25:53.760
<v Speaker 1>What is? Kevin wrote it.

0:25:54.040 --> 0:25:54.420
<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry.

0:25:54.440 --> 0:25:58.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. Oh, it does say love Kevin. Please underline.

0:25:58.480 --> 0:26:01.729
<v Speaker 1>Please is underlined eight times. Be detailed. And don't say

0:26:01.750 --> 0:26:06.230
<v Speaker 1>my name. Wake up, Daddy Shum. It's so fun, isn't it?

0:26:07.030 --> 0:26:08.110
<v Speaker 1>I love it here already.

0:26:08.730 --> 0:26:09.030
<v Speaker 3>And then.

0:26:09.790 --> 0:26:11.350
<v Speaker 1>In like a few minutes, you guys are going to

0:26:11.390 --> 0:26:12.850
<v Speaker 1>kick me out, and I'm going to leave. I was

0:26:12.910 --> 0:26:15.350
<v Speaker 1>in your orbit, and it was magical, and then you're

0:26:15.369 --> 0:26:19.409
<v Speaker 1>going to kick me out. What is a completely normal

0:26:19.550 --> 0:26:23.830
<v Speaker 1>sound that drives you insane? That's good. Is this for

0:26:23.890 --> 0:26:28.950
<v Speaker 1>all of us? We'll start. I guess it's, and I

0:26:29.040 --> 0:26:31.979
<v Speaker 1>think this is maybe baked in from when I was

0:26:32.040 --> 0:26:34.920
<v Speaker 1>a kid. My mom would yell my name, but when

0:26:35.660 --> 0:26:39.040
<v Speaker 1>my wife is downstairs and our son Abbott is upstairs.

0:26:40.010 --> 0:26:45.070
<v Speaker 1>He's like, Abbott! And there's a specific tone. Timber and tone. Yeah.

0:26:45.270 --> 0:26:49.110
<v Speaker 1>And it kind of reminds me of my mom being like, Michael!

0:26:49.410 --> 0:26:49.570
<v Speaker 3>Right.

0:26:49.609 --> 0:26:52.830
<v Speaker 1>It's all brought back to you. Yeah. So maybe that.

0:26:53.030 --> 0:26:53.230
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:26:54.010 --> 0:26:57.490
<v Speaker 1>That's a good one. That's great. Nothing against my wife

0:26:57.750 --> 0:27:02.190
<v Speaker 1>or her needing to alert our son upstairs when she

0:27:02.340 --> 0:27:05.540
<v Speaker 1>does it. I think it's just kind of an evolutionary thing.

0:27:05.600 --> 0:27:09.580
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to go with, for myself, a turn signal.

0:27:10.560 --> 0:27:11.580
<v Speaker 1>in a backseat of a car.

0:27:11.600 --> 0:27:13.739
<v Speaker 2>In a car? Because it's more the length when you're like,

0:27:13.800 --> 0:27:17.220
<v Speaker 2>it's like, you're like, somebody, thank you, I'm fell seen.

0:27:17.580 --> 0:27:20.430
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, four cars back to take a left.

0:27:21.270 --> 0:27:21.350
<v Speaker 3>Oh.

0:27:21.369 --> 0:27:23.030
<v Speaker 2>And I'm just like, maybe you're in the backseat of

0:27:23.070 --> 0:27:24.290
<v Speaker 2>a car. You're not the one in control because I

0:27:24.310 --> 0:27:25.490
<v Speaker 2>would just turn it off after a while and be like,

0:27:25.510 --> 0:27:26.590
<v Speaker 2>all right, I don't really need to have.

0:27:26.609 --> 0:27:27.340
<v Speaker 1>So you're being driven in this car.

0:27:27.350 --> 0:27:29.550
<v Speaker 2>Being driven and somebody clicks it early and now it's

0:27:29.570 --> 0:27:32.410
<v Speaker 2>just like, it's on for a while. Mine would be,

0:27:32.690 --> 0:27:38.790
<v Speaker 2>some people answer the phone by going, ahem, We know

0:27:38.810 --> 0:27:39.330
<v Speaker 2>who that is.

0:27:39.660 --> 0:27:44.710
<v Speaker 1>Before a hello or just... Hello. I'm like waiting, waiting, waiting.

0:27:44.750 --> 0:27:45.109
<v Speaker 2>I hear the.

0:27:45.869 --> 0:27:46.910
<v Speaker 1>I'm like... You're like.

0:27:47.190 --> 0:27:47.290
<v Speaker 2>Ew.

0:27:47.330 --> 0:27:54.730
<v Speaker 1>Hey. I'm like... Skip that part. So a throat clear? Yeah. Clear. Okay.

0:27:54.970 --> 0:27:59.110
<v Speaker 1>All right. There's no judgment here. Kev. Kev is like

0:27:59.150 --> 0:28:02.470
<v Speaker 1>the sound of the lambs screaming at night.

0:28:02.810 --> 0:28:03.109
<v Speaker 3>What?

0:28:04.230 --> 0:28:05.330
<v Speaker 1>You know that... My thoughts.

0:28:05.570 --> 0:28:09.550
<v Speaker 2>You know that time when you're like perfectly asleep and

0:28:09.830 --> 0:28:22.720
<v Speaker 2>the air conditioning turns on in a low hum and just....

0:28:17.200 --> 0:28:17.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm with you.

0:28:17.820 --> 0:28:20.439
<v Speaker 2>I'm backing you up. And it wakes you up out

0:28:20.480 --> 0:28:24.800
<v Speaker 2>of that thing. It turns out like... Yeah, it triggers

0:28:24.880 --> 0:28:26.320
<v Speaker 2>just more than it should.

0:28:26.619 --> 0:28:27.639
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I feel that.

0:28:27.740 --> 0:28:29.679
<v Speaker 2>Especially in hotel rooms that you're not used to it,

0:28:29.750 --> 0:28:31.389
<v Speaker 2>and it's more jarring than not. 100%.

0:28:31.390 --> 0:28:33.810
<v Speaker 1>Are you a light sleeper? Yeah.

0:28:35.430 --> 0:28:36.630
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's going to take a lot more to wake

0:28:36.670 --> 0:28:38.170
<v Speaker 2>me up than a little humbug. Yeah, Nick becomes like

0:28:38.370 --> 0:28:44.209
<v Speaker 2>a vampire in a coffin. Ladies and gentlemen, Nick Jonas!

0:28:45.100 --> 0:28:48.590
<v Speaker 1>Did you guys sleep, I just imagine you guys all

0:28:48.660 --> 0:28:52.590
<v Speaker 1>slept in the same room on three-tiered bunk beds. We

0:28:52.610 --> 0:28:53.990
<v Speaker 1>did for a while. We actually did for a bit.

0:28:54.690 --> 0:28:55.010
<v Speaker 2>Really?

0:28:55.070 --> 0:28:59.170
<v Speaker 1>And you guys got up, you sang, good morning, with

0:28:59.230 --> 0:29:03.850
<v Speaker 1>harmony and everything. Good morning, mom. Good morning, mom.

0:29:03.990 --> 0:29:06.030
<v Speaker 2>Are the five cakes ready for breakfast yet?

0:29:06.890 --> 0:29:08.230
<v Speaker 1>This is actually our meal plan.

0:29:08.260 --> 0:29:10.520
<v Speaker 2>Well, actually, Disney did think that, and then they wrote

0:29:10.580 --> 0:29:12.880
<v Speaker 2>a show about us doing that and living in a firehouse,

0:29:12.900 --> 0:29:14.880
<v Speaker 2>and then we'd just ride a fire pole down for

0:29:14.900 --> 0:29:15.440
<v Speaker 2>breakfast every morning.

0:29:15.460 --> 0:29:16.420
<v Speaker 1>And they're like, this is your life?

0:29:16.560 --> 0:29:16.820
<v Speaker 2>Mm-hmm.

0:29:17.050 --> 0:29:17.640
<v Speaker 1>This is you now.

0:29:17.660 --> 0:29:19.610
<v Speaker 2>This is your life. And people sometimes come up to

0:29:19.650 --> 0:29:20.810
<v Speaker 2>us on the street, and they'll say hi to us,

0:29:20.830 --> 0:29:22.150
<v Speaker 2>and they're like, oh, where's your brother?

0:29:22.190 --> 0:29:23.270
<v Speaker 1>It's like, we are.

0:29:24.100 --> 0:29:26.500
<v Speaker 2>All grown men live in different states. We don't see

0:29:26.520 --> 0:29:29.090
<v Speaker 2>each other all the time. Then we go, phew, they

0:29:29.110 --> 0:29:29.940
<v Speaker 2>almost figured us out.

0:29:31.430 --> 0:29:33.510
<v Speaker 1>They know the truth. We do live in that firehouse.

0:29:33.830 --> 0:29:36.950
<v Speaker 1>I bet people encounter all three of you in the

0:29:36.990 --> 0:29:40.470
<v Speaker 1>real world just hanging out. Sometimes. Are they just like, yeah,

0:29:40.510 --> 0:29:43.870
<v Speaker 1>that makes sense. You guys are always together. Yeah, sometimes. Oh, yeah,

0:29:43.890 --> 0:29:44.210
<v Speaker 1>of course.

0:29:45.290 --> 0:29:49.190
<v Speaker 2>They're always in matching tracksuits. Guys, I started for a

0:29:49.210 --> 0:29:50.610
<v Speaker 2>second forgetting that I wore these.

0:29:50.630 --> 0:29:54.340
<v Speaker 1>I'm wearing Knicks glasses. It's super red, and I was like,

0:29:54.710 --> 0:29:56.910
<v Speaker 1>I need to see a doctor. I was like, I've

0:29:56.950 --> 0:30:00.950
<v Speaker 1>eaten too much cake. Everything's red. I feel crazy. And

0:30:00.970 --> 0:30:04.150
<v Speaker 1>then I remember. Everything's red, man. I was like, whoa. What?

0:30:04.280 --> 0:30:04.560
<v Speaker 3>What?

0:30:04.600 --> 0:30:06.959
<v Speaker 1>You shouldn't have referenced those. What was put in these cakes?

0:30:06.980 --> 0:30:09.100
<v Speaker 1>You know. Yo, I'm high or I'm dying.

0:30:09.160 --> 0:30:12.980
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm like, yeah, so doc, everything is currently red.

0:30:13.000 --> 0:30:15.880
<v Speaker 2>That would be fantastic if it got really serious.

0:30:15.900 --> 0:30:17.680
<v Speaker 1>What have you been doing? Well, I ate five cakes

0:30:18.400 --> 0:30:20.240
<v Speaker 1>and then. I would love if I was telling a

0:30:20.380 --> 0:30:23.440
<v Speaker 1>very serious story and you were just in those nodding.

0:30:23.680 --> 0:30:23.900
<v Speaker 2>Mm-hmm.

0:30:24.500 --> 0:30:26.780
<v Speaker 1>Man, I'm so sorry about that. I'm so sorry you

0:30:26.840 --> 0:30:30.550
<v Speaker 1>had to deal with that. Forgetting those glasses. Let's pitch

0:30:30.670 --> 0:30:34.870
<v Speaker 1>that to SNL. Something's on my face. When you guys host,

0:30:34.910 --> 0:30:38.650
<v Speaker 1>you guys should host all together. I know. I don't

0:30:38.890 --> 0:30:43.460
<v Speaker 1>think there's... Well, there have been at least two... Group hosts.

0:30:43.660 --> 0:30:43.740
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:30:43.760 --> 0:30:45.050
<v Speaker 1>But it hasn't happened in a very, very long time. See,

0:30:45.060 --> 0:30:47.770
<v Speaker 1>that would be fun. Make history yet again. Beautiful guest,

0:30:48.490 --> 0:30:50.230
<v Speaker 1>Jonas Brothers.

0:30:50.810 --> 0:30:50.970
<v Speaker 2>And.

0:30:50.990 --> 0:30:51.060
<v Speaker 1>And.

0:30:51.310 --> 0:30:51.510
<v Speaker 3>Host.

0:30:51.550 --> 0:30:54.209
<v Speaker 1>And you guys will go, all right, stick around, we're here.

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<v Speaker 1>So stick around, we'll be right back. And stick around,

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<v Speaker 1>we're here. Once again, us. Why the best time? It's

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<v Speaker 1>high pressure, for sure. But if you were nervous, did not.

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<v Speaker 1>see it at all yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>You crushed I was there I had fun before you

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<v Speaker 2>walk out that door opens and you're like this is

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<v Speaker 2>real and you were doing music that's a lot because

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<v Speaker 2>you have no time and it was during COVID so

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<v Speaker 2>the testing was insane they were doing like four tests

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<v Speaker 2>a day I just want to say one other thing

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<v Speaker 2>that I had the best time with you and Kyle

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god the The bachelor party thing?

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<v Speaker 1>The bachelor party was so good.

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<v Speaker 2>And then also the sketch about the guy from.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, my God. With Cuck? Yeah. Kyle playing Cuck? So

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<v Speaker 1>glad Worlds of Fun reopened. I thought they were going

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<v Speaker 1>to have to cancel our junior year trip.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, I still can't believe you won the stuff guy

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<v Speaker 2>from Seoul.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. I've never won the ring toss. The guy

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<v Speaker 1>from Seoul.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>The guy from Soul. It's the best. That Heidi had

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<v Speaker 1>in her dressing room for years.

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<v Speaker 3>Really?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, just chilling on the couch is that dude

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<v Speaker 1>from Soul.

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<v Speaker 2>The whole idea was that we're a bunch of kind

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<v Speaker 2>of teens at a theme park who want to couple

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<v Speaker 2>up and there's like seven of us and then it

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<v Speaker 2>comes to Kyle at the end and we're all like,

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<v Speaker 2>Guy and girl saying, we should probably ride together, making

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<v Speaker 2>up excuses.

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<v Speaker 1>And it goes to him.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, I think maybe I could ride with somebody.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. And he's just holding a giant stuffed version

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<v Speaker 1>of the guy from Soul. And they keep being like, you...

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<v Speaker 1>He goes, I rode with the guy from Soul on

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<v Speaker 1>the last three rides.

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<v Speaker 3>So good.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you can do it again.

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<v Speaker 2>And the guy from Soul is just over and over again.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so good. Heidi wrote a sequel, right?

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<v Speaker 2>That.

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<v Speaker 1>Paul Rudd. It was a Paul Rudd show, a Christmas show.

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<v Speaker 1>And we never did it because that is when we

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<v Speaker 1>had to shut down for like a spike in COVID.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't the original COVID. He talked about that on

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<v Speaker 1>the pod. Oh, he did? Yeah, it was a crazy story.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I was giving you an exclusive and you've

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<v Speaker 1>already heard it. I'm just going to eat nine cakes.

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<v Speaker 1>Bring in another cake! Give me another question! This is

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<v Speaker 1>the sixth best cake in New York. I'm gonna add.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we're going by borough. What if you just kept

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<v Speaker 1>bringing it in? I was like, I'm so full. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the bit. We just keep bringing cakes, but they're like, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Six days later. That would be so. Now Brooklyn. You

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<v Speaker 1>guys never are like, you just stay in it. You're like,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, more cakes. You know that, bud. Answer questions,

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<v Speaker 1>eat cakes.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on.

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<v Speaker 1>We got a lot more questions, a lot more cakes.

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<v Speaker 1>I will bring you back for that one. Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>so much for coming. We appreciate you coming. With the

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<v Speaker 1>eating of the cakes and the questions. Of course, you

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<v Speaker 1>guys are always the best when you come to the show.

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<v Speaker 1>So it'd be fun. I think we'd have a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of fun if you guys did. It's a lot of pressure, though.

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<v Speaker 1>You're right.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I might crack. But if you all came together, you'd

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<v Speaker 1>kind of have each other to lean on. Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>It would give each other maybe some breaks, too, because

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<v Speaker 2>then you don't have to do everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, exactly. I mean, you guys, hopefully you guys would

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<v Speaker 1>be in everything, but some of you would take the

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<v Speaker 1>lead in certain sketches. It'd be kind of fun, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>We could break it up a little bit. And then

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<v Speaker 1>if you don't like one, I don't like that. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not funny. Nick, you do it. No, I think you

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<v Speaker 1>do this. You would be hilarious. You would crush this one.

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<v Speaker 1>I think this is more Nick than Catholic for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>So both of you don't want to do it? No,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's yours. It's yours. Well, we appreciate you. Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you so much for taking the time. Thank you guys

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<v Speaker 1>for having me. We'll send you a track suit next week. Yeah,

0:34:15.880 --> 0:34:17.420
<v Speaker 1>you guys are so easy to hang out with. I

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<v Speaker 1>really feel like I'm your friend now. You are. You are.

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<v Speaker 1>You're in it now. Thank you so much. I'm their friend.

0:34:25.239 --> 0:34:29.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm wearing Nick's glasses. Mikey Day, fantastic. What a great guy.

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<v Speaker 1>He's hilarious. I didn't mean to hit it. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't mean to hit that. I was trying to

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<v Speaker 1>scroll back. Trying to scroll back.

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<v Speaker 2>That was so fun. Mikey Day is so fun. We

0:34:38.710 --> 0:34:42.049
<v Speaker 2>ate cakes with Mikey Day. And what a guy.

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<v Speaker 1>So good. I feel like there's got to be a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of pressure on comedians when they come on anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Should be funny. You're like one of those funny guys.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got to be funny. Which I never want anyone

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<v Speaker 2>to feel the pressure of that.

0:34:53.260 --> 0:34:56.500
<v Speaker 1>For us funny people, it's... it's a challenge we.

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<v Speaker 2>Have to we get it you just relax we'll take

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<v Speaker 2>care of the comedy you'll get the comedy unlocked alright

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<v Speaker 2>we said at the beginning of the pod that we

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<v Speaker 2>were going to leave you with a clip of Listen

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<v Speaker 2>When Sad and we're going to do just that right

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<v Speaker 2>now enjoy it and thank you for always being such

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<v Speaker 2>wonderful we love you people bye bye bye bye bye

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<v Speaker 2>bye bye do you

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see you next time.