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Bye bitch, Bye bitch. 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:46.200 And they had hush puppies, right, And now I'm terrified 0:04:47.080 --> 0:04:54.440 of what type of ship Captain Deeds was driving because 0:04:54.760 --> 0:04:57.359 my folks really enjoyed this stuff. 0:04:57.680 --> 0:05:01.560 Yeah, and he here doing he out here. You find out, 0:05:02.000 --> 0:05:04.359 You find out what kind of captain you've been serving 0:05:04.400 --> 0:05:05.680 this bro. 0:05:06.400 --> 0:05:08.400 Captain De's was hard back in the day. 0:05:09.040 --> 0:05:13.320 Yeah, we've never had before in my life. Vom. 0:05:13.400 --> 0:05:15.919 John Silvers has hush puppies too, right. 0:05:16.480 --> 0:05:18.479 Yeah, it's not the same as Captain. 0:05:18.800 --> 0:05:20.880 Captain D's is good captain. 0:05:21.279 --> 0:05:24.040 Kind of like how Pope's is today. And you've only 0:05:24.080 --> 0:05:29.000 seen Captain des across from a city train, you know 0:05:29.040 --> 0:05:29.599 what I'm saying. 0:05:32.000 --> 0:05:34.720 It's an urban market, absolutely. 0:05:36.279 --> 0:05:40.080 Yeah, John is down by down the street from the 0:05:40.080 --> 0:05:42.839 most busted mall. Even when I was in high school, 0:05:43.120 --> 0:05:45.240 it was like the mall where you would go to 0:05:45.240 --> 0:05:46.760 to get like airbrushed like. 0:05:46.680 --> 0:05:47.039 It was that. 0:05:47.360 --> 0:05:50.960 Absolutely, it sounds no chain stores in the mall, you 0:05:51.040 --> 0:05:51.600 know what I'm saying. 0:05:52.320 --> 0:05:55.520 It sounds, if I may, it sounds maybe even closer 0:05:55.600 --> 0:05:59.960 to maybe a church's chicken than a Popeye's chicken. 0:06:00.360 --> 0:06:03.719 See that's now you get somewhere it's it's like churches, 0:06:03.760 --> 0:06:09.440 but with catfish. Honestly, I think it was whitened. It 0:06:09.520 --> 0:06:12.560 was whitened, which is lower than catfish. 0:06:13.640 --> 0:06:15.040 Was it wasn't catfish. 0:06:15.800 --> 0:06:20.279 I think it was widen because before they started put 0:06:20.360 --> 0:06:25.280 making a fish in the computer, you got a print 0:06:25.360 --> 0:06:29.240 to lap. They may lay out of a three D printer. 0:06:29.920 --> 0:06:33.000 Now I met the uh uh uh in the back 0:06:33.000 --> 0:06:40.400 of Walmart right before you get that it's white. Absolutely 0:06:42.040 --> 0:06:43.000 first of all. 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:53.880 You could get Let's be clear, I don't think everybody 0:06:54.040 --> 0:06:57.080 knew that they were three D printing fish. I don't 0:06:57.120 --> 0:07:00.040 even just throw that out like that was that. It 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:02.680 was just an understood agreement amongst everyone. 0:07:02.760 --> 0:07:05.440 Man, I'd have been in aquariums all across the country. 0:07:05.440 --> 0:07:07.599 I ain't never seen no tilapia. 0:07:07.680 --> 0:07:11.480 They're they're not motherfucking book. 0:07:14.680 --> 0:07:16.280 They making that junk in the computer. 0:07:17.080 --> 0:07:19.280 Can I also say, though this is a weird stat, 0:07:19.640 --> 0:07:23.800 I also have been in aquariums across the country and 0:07:23.880 --> 0:07:26.240 have seen I don't know what a tilapia looks like. 0:07:26.640 --> 0:07:29.280 For as much as I've consumed, you couldn't hit me 0:07:29.280 --> 0:07:31.640 in the face with the tilapia fish. Oh, I don't 0:07:31.640 --> 0:07:34.720 know what it looks like with the scales on. Here's 0:07:34.760 --> 0:07:37.320 what I'll say, and I don't disagree that. 0:07:37.400 --> 0:07:40.160 I think a lot of our fish is probably not 0:07:40.360 --> 0:07:42.680 what they tell us it is, or certainly not the 0:07:43.160 --> 0:07:46.560 correct manufacturing of what they're claiming. 0:07:46.640 --> 0:07:49.240 That said, I don't think it's tilapia. 0:07:49.320 --> 0:07:52.960 That's the one that everybody is in fact like making 0:07:53.000 --> 0:07:56.680 out of other fish. I think it's swat. Cod is 0:07:56.720 --> 0:07:59.800 the one that is made from a bunch of other fish. 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:06.440 And cod is like the hot dog of fish. 0:08:04.400 --> 0:08:05.480 For the New Come Square. 0:08:08.600 --> 0:08:11.680 If you guys have done s why it's like they say, 0:08:11.720 --> 0:08:14.400 it's like catfish, but it's cheaper. 0:08:16.560 --> 0:08:17.240 That's not good. 0:08:17.440 --> 0:08:20.560 I want to add a note about the hush puppy thing. 0:08:21.080 --> 0:08:24.200 That's why they call it hush puppies. I forgot to 0:08:24.240 --> 0:08:31.800 say that, because yeah, that's. 0:08:33.400 --> 0:08:37.440 So so to that. I guess, Bory, this is your 0:08:37.480 --> 0:08:41.319 first time hearing this. Tell me how much you believe 0:08:41.480 --> 0:08:43.280 in the possibility of this being real. 0:08:43.760 --> 0:08:52.400 Okay, so here's the thing I have. I'm conflicted because 0:08:52.640 --> 0:08:55.600 I my heart wants to believe it. I like this, 0:08:57.240 --> 0:09:00.560 But if it was something as high rise is me 0:09:00.720 --> 0:09:04.760 trying to escape slavery, I'd probably throw the dogs at me. 0:09:06.200 --> 0:09:09.679 Even if it was scraps or organs or something like that, 0:09:09.960 --> 0:09:12.640 I don't think I would. I would trust cornmeal to 0:09:12.760 --> 0:09:15.599 quiet the dogs. I would give them, like you know 0:09:15.640 --> 0:09:16.160 what I'm saying. 0:09:16.600 --> 0:09:21.920 You're saying that that's not substantive enough to guarantee your escape. 0:09:22.040 --> 0:09:24.360 But I also don't know dogs like that. I'll tell 0:09:24.360 --> 0:09:26.280 you that I don't know dogs like Yeah. 0:09:26.679 --> 0:09:28.920 Well I think, well, I think that. I think it's 0:09:28.960 --> 0:09:31.120 a situation of like they was making the best of 0:09:31.160 --> 0:09:35.600 what they had type of thing, right, Right. But here 0:09:36.120 --> 0:09:38.520 the issue I have, right, and why. 0:09:38.520 --> 0:09:41.160 Make them so delicious for people? If you were just 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:42.600 going to give them the dogs? 0:09:43.120 --> 0:09:44.880 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I just think it would. 0:09:44.920 --> 0:09:47.840 I think. I think the issue I have with that 0:09:48.080 --> 0:09:52.079 is that why why later as time went on they 0:09:52.160 --> 0:09:54.160 only became like a seafood thing? 0:09:55.280 --> 0:09:55.640 Right? 0:09:55.960 --> 0:09:58.440 That's a good question too. You know that is a 0:09:58.440 --> 0:09:59.319 good question. 0:09:59.200 --> 0:10:02.320 Because it would have been different if instead of we 0:10:02.360 --> 0:10:06.160 had instead of corn bread, we just always had hush puppies, right, 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:09.240 but something had to happen amongst the translations, but maybe 0:10:09.320 --> 0:10:10.679 only happening on the coast, I don't know. 0:10:11.080 --> 0:10:14.240 Yeah, it is a fascinating thing when you start to 0:10:14.240 --> 0:10:17.640 think about where hush puppies sort of exist in our 0:10:17.720 --> 0:10:22.080 greater like eating relationship. Right, Like, as much as you 0:10:22.200 --> 0:10:25.800 go like, oh yeah, hushpuppies, I associate them with sort 0:10:25.840 --> 0:10:31.480 of Southern food, but it isn't to your point, mandeal All, 0:10:31.559 --> 0:10:35.040 It's not like every Southern restaurant you go to has hushpuppies. 0:10:35.080 --> 0:10:39.880 They're more associated with like seafood and sometimes like creole 0:10:40.040 --> 0:10:43.320 food or like throw hushpuppies in there. But it's it's 0:10:43.440 --> 0:10:44.479 not everywhere. 0:10:44.840 --> 0:10:47.439 It's always with shrimp or fish. I feel, m h, 0:10:48.280 --> 0:10:51.480 like I never had it with like pork chops, you 0:10:51.520 --> 0:10:52.120 know what I mean? 0:10:52.679 --> 0:10:57.600 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean listen, I mean obviously obviously 0:10:57.640 --> 0:10:59.280 I wasn't there, so. 0:11:00.920 --> 0:11:04.679 Thank god, we're we're glad you here with us. 0:11:04.720 --> 0:11:08.880 We're lucky there. So I mean that verywell could be likely. 0:11:08.960 --> 0:11:11.560 I'm pretty sure they had a bunch of tactics that 0:11:11.640 --> 0:11:14.600 they was using at the time, getting creative to get 0:11:14.720 --> 0:11:18.520 out of a tumultuous situation. I'm just saying this specific 0:11:18.559 --> 0:11:22.480 theory is interesting because I'm like, if it's a trained dog, 0:11:22.920 --> 0:11:24.840 would that be enough for him to be. 0:11:24.840 --> 0:11:29.080 Like, yeah, disciplined about like not eating them hush puppies. 0:11:29.080 --> 0:11:32.920 That's what I'm saying, Like, because they're trained to hunt 0:11:33.080 --> 0:11:38.240 down people, right, yeah, so it's like, if they're well trained, 0:11:38.480 --> 0:11:41.280 it's gonna be like, no, I got I. Once again, 0:11:41.360 --> 0:11:44.640 I don't know dogs. I don't hate dogs. I need 0:11:44.679 --> 0:11:46.800 that to be known though right now on the record, 0:11:46.800 --> 0:11:49.680 I don't hate anybody that talks like that. 0:11:50.400 --> 0:11:52.440 Probably got some issues with a dog, but. 0:11:52.400 --> 0:11:55.120 I don't have any issues. I just don't like animals 0:11:55.120 --> 0:11:57.400 more than people. I hate that I have to explain 0:11:57.440 --> 0:11:58.440 this to people all the time. 0:11:58.640 --> 0:12:03.439 It's not crazy, pretty upset and he's yelling in a 0:12:03.480 --> 0:12:06.200 way that that feels like a man with hatred in 0:12:06.240 --> 0:12:06.600 his art. 0:12:06.880 --> 0:12:09.040 I'm just saying that you don't get angry when you 0:12:09.080 --> 0:12:10.440 see a dog wearing clothing. 0:12:11.280 --> 0:12:18.320 No, thank you, I want to I want to mention something. 0:12:18.200 --> 0:12:21.280 We have a housing christis out you're building houses for dogs. 0:12:22.640 --> 0:12:26.239 Yeah, I don't know. I wasn't helping with either either positions. 0:12:26.360 --> 0:12:28.400 So yeah, go ahead dogs, I don't know. 0:12:31.240 --> 0:12:33.319 I got I got one thing to bring up if 0:12:33.320 --> 0:12:37.439 I mean, yeah, what so, because here's my thing. Let's say, 0:12:37.440 --> 0:12:40.800 if you're getting arrested, let's save you a drug lord, right, 0:12:42.360 --> 0:12:45.319 and the police is after you. Yeah, and they got 0:12:45.360 --> 0:12:47.600 the dogs running through the woods trying to find that 0:12:47.760 --> 0:12:54.200 uh supplements right right? If I threw that dog a 0:12:54.280 --> 0:13:01.880 begging striped he's so gullible, be like, you know what, 0:13:02.720 --> 0:13:05.080 never mind? Yeah, you know what I'm saying. 0:13:05.679 --> 0:13:08.000 I don't care about the work anymore. I got this 0:13:08.120 --> 0:13:12.320 fake meat. I think, if I may, I think it's 0:13:12.440 --> 0:13:16.199 less of never mind and more of a small distraction 0:13:17.000 --> 0:13:21.240 to give you an additional what two minutes three minutes 0:13:21.800 --> 0:13:27.560 of running time to distance yourself from the situation. That said, 0:13:27.920 --> 0:13:30.960 where I start to get curious about this is part 0:13:31.000 --> 0:13:34.120 of what slaves also had to do was remove scent 0:13:34.600 --> 0:13:37.480 from their body, Like you have to make yourself less 0:13:37.559 --> 0:13:43.400 traceable in escape, and by leaving trails of food behind 0:13:43.559 --> 0:13:47.400 you are in fact making yourself more traceable. These animals 0:13:47.760 --> 0:13:51.400 then less traceable. It starts to feel a little almost 0:13:51.440 --> 0:13:53.040 counter and counterproductive. 0:13:53.240 --> 0:13:55.959 Yeah, because dogs know if you got meat on you 0:13:56.080 --> 0:13:58.120 or like if you're on your period. They know that 0:13:58.240 --> 0:14:11.400 because no, look what Olivia said, Olivia, don't make me 0:14:11.440 --> 0:14:15.760 feel like a crazy person. Olivia chimed in and said, unfortunately, 0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:19.880 they do. Y'all were laughing at me, like, I'm nuts. 0:14:21.480 --> 0:14:23.600 They can swell when you're on your period. 0:14:23.880 --> 0:14:26.760 It wasn't that what you said sounded crazy. It was 0:14:26.880 --> 0:14:29.520 just the passion that you sort of found inside of it. 0:14:29.680 --> 0:14:32.320 I don't know, it felt very left field in a 0:14:32.360 --> 0:14:35.680 way that made me laugh. But hey, you're right. You're right, 0:14:36.040 --> 0:14:42.000 they know when people are on their periods. Here's what 0:14:42.040 --> 0:14:45.800 I'll tell you is that is that I did do 0:14:45.920 --> 0:14:48.560 a little bit of research on this subject of whether 0:14:48.680 --> 0:14:51.960 or not these Hushpuppyes, this hush puppy situation is in 0:14:52.080 --> 0:14:55.000 fact real. And one of the things that almost seems 0:14:55.560 --> 0:14:59.600 most definitive in the research that I did is that 0:15:00.720 --> 0:15:05.320 the origins of hushpuppies are unclear. They are not in 0:15:05.360 --> 0:15:11.000 fact certain where hushpuppies came from. But what does seem 0:15:11.040 --> 0:15:14.560 to be sort of like an agreed upon thing is 0:15:14.600 --> 0:15:18.880 that this idea of hush puppies being like something that 0:15:19.000 --> 0:15:23.920 got left behind for dogs specifically, is a little bit 0:15:23.920 --> 0:15:29.840 of a Internet fallacy that's not necessarily real, that we 0:15:30.560 --> 0:15:34.720 sort of did some weird cross pollination with names associated 0:15:34.720 --> 0:15:38.320 with slavery because of Southern food and then decided that 0:15:38.360 --> 0:15:43.080 this was a food left behind hushpuppies. They in what 0:15:43.160 --> 0:15:47.000 I'm reading themselves like the actual name of that food 0:15:47.080 --> 0:15:50.960 being called hushpuppies didn't happen until like the early nineteen twenties, 0:15:51.040 --> 0:15:54.680 nineteen thirties, they say. Early mentioned of the term hushpuppies 0:15:54.720 --> 0:15:58.520 in American newspaper from nineteen thirty six also expressed confusion 0:15:58.520 --> 0:16:02.280 about its origin. Sponsorter the letter in Atlanta Journal why 0:16:02.360 --> 0:16:06.680 are hush Puppies? The article posited a number of theories, 0:16:06.720 --> 0:16:10.040 including the ones we share above about the additional story 0:16:10.080 --> 0:16:14.280 that carries racist references to black people. But basically they're saying, like, 0:16:15.120 --> 0:16:19.240 it doesn't really get called hush puppies until much later 0:16:20.240 --> 0:16:24.400 after the slavery shit. So if it's being called that, 0:16:24.520 --> 0:16:29.920 it's more retroactive, then like definitively slaves were calling it that. 0:16:30.080 --> 0:16:33.720 If that makes sense, like most information on Twitter, I 0:16:33.760 --> 0:16:37.160 think so damn yeah, I kind of like this one. 0:16:37.360 --> 0:16:38.800 I wanted this one to be real. 0:16:40.000 --> 0:16:43.800 They also said originally hushpuppy was a slang term for 0:16:44.280 --> 0:16:55.720 silence one. I mean, it can be we we certainly 0:16:55.760 --> 0:17:11.479 can spread that misinformation. I know, i's Bobby, but they 0:17:11.520 --> 0:17:14.439 said it was a slang term for silencing someone or 0:17:14.480 --> 0:17:17.760 covering up misdeeds. A seventeen thirty eight account in a 0:17:17.840 --> 0:17:23.400 London magazine described crooked British port officials boarding a smugglership 0:17:23.440 --> 0:17:27.280 in Colonial Ontario, where they played the game of hushpuppy 0:17:27.600 --> 0:17:32.120 by stopping off at a captain's cabin to be serenaded 0:17:32.160 --> 0:17:35.920 several hours with the captain's music music I guess it's 0:17:36.040 --> 0:17:41.320 music while the crew hid the contraband beneath the ship's ballast. 0:17:41.960 --> 0:17:46.159 So it does sound like there are some associations with 0:17:46.280 --> 0:17:52.000 the hushing of a nemesis of sorts of a person 0:17:52.080 --> 0:17:54.280 in opposition an op if you will. 0:17:55.200 --> 0:17:56.360 But it's not a dog though. 0:17:56.800 --> 0:18:00.479 But it wasn't a dog specifically. They also talk a 0:18:00.520 --> 0:18:04.639 little bit about I guess hush puppies and like a 0:18:04.680 --> 0:18:08.720 lot of things existed before black people and even white 0:18:08.760 --> 0:18:16.160 people were in this country. That second, yeah, I mean, 0:18:16.160 --> 0:18:19.000 it's not a it doesn't seem like a crazy idea 0:18:19.119 --> 0:18:22.960 that like frying corn meal would not Like we were 0:18:22.960 --> 0:18:25.240 the first motherfuckers to think of that. You know, Native 0:18:25.240 --> 0:18:29.000 Americans did that ship before we did and probably called 0:18:29.000 --> 0:18:29.560 it something. 0:18:30.200 --> 0:18:35.520 I mean, they love, right, was frying stuff? 0:18:37.040 --> 0:18:37.360 I think? 0:18:37.440 --> 0:18:45.240 So where where where's the where's the natural crisco? Oh? 0:18:45.400 --> 0:18:47.000 Like, where does that oil come from? 0:18:47.200 --> 0:18:47.400 Yeah? 0:18:47.480 --> 0:18:51.560 Yeah, yeah, I thought it was I thought it was 0:18:51.640 --> 0:18:56.359 corn chris go yet. 0:18:55.080 --> 0:18:59.719 Getting the supplement to fry? What I'm saying, I don't know. 0:18:59.840 --> 0:19:03.720 I know that there's there's corn oils, there are vegetable oils, 0:19:03.760 --> 0:19:08.720 which maybe that falls into the corn category. There's uh, 0:19:09.040 --> 0:19:11.440 what are the some of the other oils? 0:19:11.920 --> 0:19:15.600 Is the what's the yellow crisco? The one that's basically buttered. 0:19:16.200 --> 0:19:18.760 I don't know, but I'm gonna say I'm only fried, 0:19:18.840 --> 0:19:21.720 so I've only cooked maybe four times in my life 0:19:24.640 --> 0:19:28.080 without cleo. But in my brain, I'm like, where they 0:19:28.160 --> 0:19:29.520 get the supplement? You know? 0:19:30.280 --> 0:19:34.760 Yeah, that's that's an interesting question that I don't really 0:19:34.840 --> 0:19:38.040 have an answer for, is where the crisco came from? 0:19:38.160 --> 0:19:42.399 But but I will say that it's certainly I think, 0:19:42.480 --> 0:19:46.040 like most things in this country. It was not originated 0:19:46.080 --> 0:19:48.440 by US, you know what I mean, like a lot 0:19:48.480 --> 0:19:51.960 of things. Uh, And by US, I mean Americans, not 0:19:52.160 --> 0:19:55.240 Black Americans. I think black Americans invented a lot, but 0:19:56.040 --> 0:20:01.359 specifically America did not necessarily America. Understand it, not just 0:20:01.520 --> 0:20:03.480 invent everything we have today. 0:20:03.960 --> 0:20:07.240 Because in my brain, I'm thinking natives all grilling. I 0:20:07.240 --> 0:20:12.480 think they like barbecue every single day. 0:20:12.800 --> 0:20:17.160 No, it makes sense because of the fires. You're like, Okay, 0:20:17.280 --> 0:20:20.359 they have the fire going. You put some buffalo on there. 0:20:23.280 --> 0:20:25.639 I'm more interested right now. And how both of you 0:20:25.880 --> 0:20:26.560 can't cook? 0:20:28.359 --> 0:20:30.600 I can't at all. I can't at all. 0:20:30.520 --> 0:20:32.919 Man, you I don't know how you missed it? 0:20:33.520 --> 0:20:33.880 All right? 0:20:33.920 --> 0:20:35.639 So this is my issue. I don't know if this 0:20:35.680 --> 0:20:39.000 is off topic, but my issue is my brain can't transition. 0:20:39.920 --> 0:20:42.920 It can't see the difference between raw and done before 0:20:42.960 --> 0:20:43.480 it's burnt. 0:20:44.040 --> 0:20:44.440 Hm hmm. 0:20:45.840 --> 0:20:48.800 I can't mind a transition. I can only see raw. 0:20:49.000 --> 0:20:51.800 And this is this is something away. 0:20:51.960 --> 0:20:54.560 Oh, it's the timing thing. You it's the time you 0:20:54.600 --> 0:20:55.680 have timing issues. 0:20:56.080 --> 0:20:56.720 Absolutely. 0:20:56.920 --> 0:20:59.960 My My issue is I can tell the difference between 0:21:00.160 --> 0:21:03.600 raw and burnt. I don't want to get it. I 0:21:03.640 --> 0:21:05.880 don't want to get mixed in with whatever manals got 0:21:05.920 --> 0:21:12.360 going on that s ain't like something that needs a prescription. 0:21:11.880 --> 0:21:14.960 And I don't. 0:21:19.280 --> 0:21:21.399 I just don't want it. I don't want that to 0:21:21.400 --> 0:21:25.440 be my mess. I can tell the difference, but I 0:21:25.480 --> 0:21:30.439 am extremely opposed to spending a long period of time 0:21:30.840 --> 0:21:33.600 on something that I am going to only enjoy for 0:21:33.680 --> 0:21:38.159 a very short period of time. And cooking principally is 0:21:38.280 --> 0:21:42.040 that like, I don't like the idea of I work 0:21:42.080 --> 0:21:45.560 on something for fucking an hour to eat it in 0:21:45.680 --> 0:21:48.879 ten minutes and I scarf down food fast and it 0:21:49.000 --> 0:21:52.679 never feels as worth it as the investment was. 0:21:53.640 --> 0:21:54.600 It's about the journey. 0:21:54.840 --> 0:21:58.040 That's what I took the words right out of my life. 0:21:57.720 --> 0:22:03.040 And that's what focus on the end goal always, it's 0:22:03.040 --> 0:22:06.400 about how you get there. It's about the step by 0:22:06.440 --> 0:22:11.400 step you would love into the who because you love yourself. 0:22:11.680 --> 0:22:17.160 That's come on, come on, okay, you. 0:22:16.680 --> 0:22:18.760 You worth the amount of time it takes to make 0:22:18.760 --> 0:22:19.240 that food. 0:22:19.480 --> 0:22:19.720 Who. 0:22:22.040 --> 0:22:26.240 I'll say that I didn't expect to feel inspired this morning, 0:22:26.280 --> 0:22:27.280 but but here I am. 0:22:28.280 --> 0:22:30.080 When was the last time you so you don't ever? 0:22:30.880 --> 0:22:33.320 What about like a one pa? What about easy stuff 0:22:33.359 --> 0:22:36.760 like like chicken thighs. That's easy. 0:22:37.040 --> 0:22:40.919 What I've started to do more often is I'll do 0:22:41.200 --> 0:22:44.879 like the out two chef for my wife. I'll prep 0:22:44.960 --> 0:22:48.920 everything and now I'll let Nikki like do her thing afterwards, 0:22:49.160 --> 0:22:51.280 so that I can cut down on the amount of 0:22:51.280 --> 0:22:54.960 time that she has to spend. But I'm not. I 0:22:54.960 --> 0:22:58.280 I just don't like it. Man. So you like peel potatoes? Yeah, 0:22:58.320 --> 0:23:05.760 are like cut up carrots whatever? Yeah? I never did that. 0:23:06.080 --> 0:23:08.159 Yeah. 0:23:09.480 --> 0:23:11.520 That air fright, I'm gonna say it right now. It 0:23:11.600 --> 0:23:14.840 is holding this all back. You think so, I think 0:23:14.920 --> 0:23:18.120 that it's just what are we gonna do when there's 0:23:18.119 --> 0:23:21.160 no air fryers? You can't do everything in there. 0:23:21.840 --> 0:23:22.879 I'm gonna be honest with you. 0:23:22.960 --> 0:23:25.160 I know some pots get some bands. 0:23:26.119 --> 0:23:31.880 I was wrong when when I pulled my salmon out. 0:23:31.920 --> 0:23:33.520 When I put salmon in there. When I put my 0:23:33.520 --> 0:23:35.960 salmon out of there, you would have thought they'd never 0:23:36.080 --> 0:23:41.960 touch water in his life. That it's almost salmon jerky. 0:23:42.240 --> 0:23:42.960 You know what I'm saying. 0:23:45.240 --> 0:23:48.639 You can't. It's not for everything. And they're just gonna 0:23:48.640 --> 0:23:51.520 start attaching ship and that's how they're gonna get us. 0:23:51.560 --> 0:23:53.960 Like have you seen that movie Wally? How they have 0:23:54.000 --> 0:23:58.280 the wheelchairs. The air frar is the beginning of the wheelchairs. 0:23:58.800 --> 0:24:01.600 Do you think the air fry they're. 0:24:01.400 --> 0:24:04.520 Gonna put chat GPT on it. 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