Speaker 1: Hey, well, Mama's it's me David Bori from earlier. I'm
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Speaker 4: And they had hush puppies, right, And now I'm terrified
Speaker 4: of what type of ship Captain Deeds was driving because
Speaker 4: my folks really enjoyed this stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he here doing he out here. You find out,
Speaker 2: You find out what kind of captain you've been serving
Speaker 2: this bro.
Speaker 4: Captain De's was hard back in the day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've never had before in my life. Vom.
Speaker 1: John Silvers has hush puppies too, right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not the same as Captain.
Speaker 1: Captain D's is good captain.
Speaker 4: Kind of like how Pope's is today. And you've only
Speaker 4: seen Captain des across from a city train, you know
Speaker 4: what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: It's an urban market, absolutely.
Speaker 1: Yeah, John is down by down the street from the
Speaker 1: most busted mall. Even when I was in high school,
Speaker 1: it was like the mall where you would go to
Speaker 1: to get like airbrushed like.
Speaker 2: It was that.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, it sounds no chain stores in the mall, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: It sounds, if I may, it sounds maybe even closer
Speaker 2: to maybe a church's chicken than a Popeye's chicken.
Speaker 4: See that's now you get somewhere it's it's like churches,
Speaker 4: but with catfish. Honestly, I think it was whitened. It
Speaker 4: was whitened, which is lower than catfish.
Speaker 1: Was it wasn't catfish.
Speaker 4: I think it was widen because before they started put
Speaker 4: making a fish in the computer, you got a print
Speaker 4: to lap. They may lay out of a three D printer.
Speaker 4: Now I met the uh uh uh in the back
Speaker 4: of Walmart right before you get that it's white. Absolutely
Speaker 4: first of all.
Speaker 2: You could get Let's be clear, I don't think everybody
Speaker 2: knew that they were three D printing fish. I don't
Speaker 2: even just throw that out like that was that. It
Speaker 2: was just an understood agreement amongst everyone.
Speaker 4: Man, I'd have been in aquariums all across the country.
Speaker 4: I ain't never seen no tilapia.
Speaker 2: They're they're not motherfucking book.
Speaker 4: They making that junk in the computer.
Speaker 1: Can I also say, though this is a weird stat,
Speaker 1: I also have been in aquariums across the country and
Speaker 1: have seen I don't know what a tilapia looks like.
Speaker 1: For as much as I've consumed, you couldn't hit me
Speaker 1: in the face with the tilapia fish. Oh, I don't
Speaker 1: know what it looks like with the scales on. Here's
Speaker 1: what I'll say, and I don't disagree that.
Speaker 2: I think a lot of our fish is probably not
Speaker 2: what they tell us it is, or certainly not the
Speaker 2: correct manufacturing of what they're claiming.
Speaker 1: That said, I don't think it's tilapia.
Speaker 2: That's the one that everybody is in fact like making
Speaker 2: out of other fish. I think it's swat. Cod is
Speaker 2: the one that is made from a bunch of other fish.
Speaker 2: And cod is like the hot dog of fish.
Speaker 4: For the New Come Square.
Speaker 1: If you guys have done s why it's like they say,
Speaker 1: it's like catfish, but it's cheaper.
Speaker 2: That's not good.
Speaker 4: I want to add a note about the hush puppy thing.
Speaker 4: That's why they call it hush puppies. I forgot to
Speaker 4: say that, because yeah, that's.
Speaker 2: So so to that. I guess, Bory, this is your
Speaker 2: first time hearing this. Tell me how much you believe
Speaker 2: in the possibility of this being real.
Speaker 1: Okay, so here's the thing I have. I'm conflicted because
Speaker 1: I my heart wants to believe it. I like this,
Speaker 1: But if it was something as high rise is me
Speaker 1: trying to escape slavery, I'd probably throw the dogs at me.
Speaker 1: Even if it was scraps or organs or something like that,
Speaker 1: I don't think I would. I would trust cornmeal to
Speaker 1: quiet the dogs. I would give them, like you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: You're saying that that's not substantive enough to guarantee your escape.
Speaker 1: But I also don't know dogs like that. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you that I don't know dogs like Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well I think, well, I think that. I think it's
Speaker 4: a situation of like they was making the best of
Speaker 4: what they had type of thing, right, Right. But here
Speaker 4: the issue I have, right, and why.
Speaker 1: Make them so delicious for people? If you were just
Speaker 1: going to give them the dogs?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I just think it would.
Speaker 4: I think. I think the issue I have with that
Speaker 4: is that why why later as time went on they
Speaker 4: only became like a seafood thing?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: That's a good question too. You know that is a
Speaker 1: good question.
Speaker 4: Because it would have been different if instead of we
Speaker 4: had instead of corn bread, we just always had hush puppies, right,
Speaker 4: but something had to happen amongst the translations, but maybe
Speaker 4: only happening on the coast, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is a fascinating thing when you start to
Speaker 2: think about where hush puppies sort of exist in our
Speaker 2: greater like eating relationship. Right, Like, as much as you
Speaker 2: go like, oh yeah, hushpuppies, I associate them with sort
Speaker 2: of Southern food, but it isn't to your point, mandeal All,
Speaker 2: It's not like every Southern restaurant you go to has hushpuppies.
Speaker 2: They're more associated with like seafood and sometimes like creole
Speaker 2: food or like throw hushpuppies in there. But it's it's
Speaker 2: not everywhere.
Speaker 1: It's always with shrimp or fish. I feel, m h,
Speaker 1: like I never had it with like pork chops, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean listen, I mean obviously obviously
Speaker 4: I wasn't there, so.
Speaker 2: Thank god, we're we're glad you here with us.
Speaker 4: We're lucky there. So I mean that verywell could be likely.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure they had a bunch of tactics that
Speaker 4: they was using at the time, getting creative to get
Speaker 4: out of a tumultuous situation. I'm just saying this specific
Speaker 4: theory is interesting because I'm like, if it's a trained dog,
Speaker 4: would that be enough for him to be.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, disciplined about like not eating them hush puppies.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, Like, because they're trained to hunt
Speaker 1: down people, right, yeah, so it's like, if they're well trained,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be like, no, I got I. Once again,
Speaker 1: I don't know dogs. I don't hate dogs. I need
Speaker 1: that to be known though right now on the record,
Speaker 1: I don't hate anybody that talks like that.
Speaker 2: Probably got some issues with a dog, but.
Speaker 1: I don't have any issues. I just don't like animals
Speaker 1: more than people. I hate that I have to explain
Speaker 1: this to people all the time.
Speaker 2: It's not crazy, pretty upset and he's yelling in a
Speaker 2: way that that feels like a man with hatred in
Speaker 2: his art.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that you don't get angry when you
Speaker 1: see a dog wearing clothing.
Speaker 4: No, thank you, I want to I want to mention something.
Speaker 1: We have a housing christis out you're building houses for dogs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I wasn't helping with either either positions.
Speaker 2: So yeah, go ahead dogs, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I got I got one thing to bring up if
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, what so, because here's my thing. Let's say,
Speaker 4: if you're getting arrested, let's save you a drug lord, right,
Speaker 4: and the police is after you. Yeah, and they got
Speaker 4: the dogs running through the woods trying to find that
Speaker 4: uh supplements right right? If I threw that dog a
Speaker 4: begging striped he's so gullible, be like, you know what,
Speaker 4: never mind? Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I don't care about the work anymore. I got this
Speaker 2: fake meat. I think, if I may, I think it's
Speaker 2: less of never mind and more of a small distraction
Speaker 2: to give you an additional what two minutes three minutes
Speaker 2: of running time to distance yourself from the situation. That said,
Speaker 2: where I start to get curious about this is part
Speaker 2: of what slaves also had to do was remove scent
Speaker 2: from their body, Like you have to make yourself less
Speaker 2: traceable in escape, and by leaving trails of food behind
Speaker 2: you are in fact making yourself more traceable. These animals
Speaker 2: then less traceable. It starts to feel a little almost
Speaker 2: counter and counterproductive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because dogs know if you got meat on you
Speaker 1: or like if you're on your period. They know that
Speaker 1: because no, look what Olivia said, Olivia, don't make me
Speaker 1: feel like a crazy person. Olivia chimed in and said, unfortunately,
Speaker 1: they do. Y'all were laughing at me, like, I'm nuts.
Speaker 1: They can swell when you're on your period.
Speaker 2: It wasn't that what you said sounded crazy. It was
Speaker 2: just the passion that you sort of found inside of it.
Speaker 2: I don't know, it felt very left field in a
Speaker 2: way that made me laugh. But hey, you're right. You're right,
Speaker 2: they know when people are on their periods. Here's what
Speaker 2: I'll tell you is that is that I did do
Speaker 2: a little bit of research on this subject of whether
Speaker 2: or not these Hushpuppyes, this hush puppy situation is in
Speaker 2: fact real. And one of the things that almost seems
Speaker 2: most definitive in the research that I did is that
Speaker 2: the origins of hushpuppies are unclear. They are not in
Speaker 2: fact certain where hushpuppies came from. But what does seem
Speaker 2: to be sort of like an agreed upon thing is
Speaker 2: that this idea of hush puppies being like something that
Speaker 2: got left behind for dogs specifically, is a little bit
Speaker 2: of a Internet fallacy that's not necessarily real, that we
Speaker 2: sort of did some weird cross pollination with names associated
Speaker 2: with slavery because of Southern food and then decided that
Speaker 2: this was a food left behind hushpuppies. They in what
Speaker 2: I'm reading themselves like the actual name of that food
Speaker 2: being called hushpuppies didn't happen until like the early nineteen twenties,
Speaker 2: nineteen thirties, they say. Early mentioned of the term hushpuppies
Speaker 2: in American newspaper from nineteen thirty six also expressed confusion
Speaker 2: about its origin. Sponsorter the letter in Atlanta Journal why
Speaker 2: are hush Puppies? The article posited a number of theories,
Speaker 2: including the ones we share above about the additional story
Speaker 2: that carries racist references to black people. But basically they're saying, like,
Speaker 2: it doesn't really get called hush puppies until much later
Speaker 2: after the slavery shit. So if it's being called that,
Speaker 2: it's more retroactive, then like definitively slaves were calling it that.
Speaker 2: If that makes sense, like most information on Twitter, I
Speaker 2: think so damn yeah, I kind of like this one.
Speaker 1: I wanted this one to be real.
Speaker 2: They also said originally hushpuppy was a slang term for
Speaker 2: silence one. I mean, it can be we we certainly
Speaker 2: can spread that misinformation. I know, i's Bobby, but they
Speaker 2: said it was a slang term for silencing someone or
Speaker 2: covering up misdeeds. A seventeen thirty eight account in a
Speaker 2: London magazine described crooked British port officials boarding a smugglership
Speaker 2: in Colonial Ontario, where they played the game of hushpuppy
Speaker 2: by stopping off at a captain's cabin to be serenaded
Speaker 2: several hours with the captain's music music I guess it's
Speaker 2: music while the crew hid the contraband beneath the ship's ballast.
Speaker 2: So it does sound like there are some associations with
Speaker 2: the hushing of a nemesis of sorts of a person
Speaker 2: in opposition an op if you will.
Speaker 4: But it's not a dog though.
Speaker 2: But it wasn't a dog specifically. They also talk a
Speaker 2: little bit about I guess hush puppies and like a
Speaker 2: lot of things existed before black people and even white
Speaker 2: people were in this country. That second, yeah, I mean,
Speaker 2: it's not a it doesn't seem like a crazy idea
Speaker 2: that like frying corn meal would not Like we were
Speaker 2: the first motherfuckers to think of that. You know, Native
Speaker 2: Americans did that ship before we did and probably called
Speaker 2: it something.
Speaker 1: I mean, they love, right, was frying stuff?
Speaker 2: I think?
Speaker 4: So where where where's the where's the natural crisco? Oh?
Speaker 2: Like, where does that oil come from?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I thought it was I thought it was
Speaker 2: corn chris go yet.
Speaker 4: Getting the supplement to fry? What I'm saying, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I know that there's there's corn oils, there are vegetable oils,
Speaker 2: which maybe that falls into the corn category. There's uh,
Speaker 2: what are the some of the other oils?
Speaker 1: Is the what's the yellow crisco? The one that's basically buttered.
Speaker 4: I don't know, but I'm gonna say I'm only fried,
Speaker 4: so I've only cooked maybe four times in my life
Speaker 4: without cleo. But in my brain, I'm like, where they
Speaker 4: get the supplement? You know?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's an interesting question that I don't really
Speaker 2: have an answer for, is where the crisco came from?
Speaker 2: But but I will say that it's certainly I think,
Speaker 2: like most things in this country. It was not originated
Speaker 2: by US, you know what I mean, like a lot
Speaker 2: of things. Uh, And by US, I mean Americans, not
Speaker 2: Black Americans. I think black Americans invented a lot, but
Speaker 2: specifically America did not necessarily America. Understand it, not just
Speaker 2: invent everything we have today.
Speaker 4: Because in my brain, I'm thinking natives all grilling. I
Speaker 4: think they like barbecue every single day.
Speaker 1: No, it makes sense because of the fires. You're like, Okay,
Speaker 1: they have the fire going. You put some buffalo on there.
Speaker 1: I'm more interested right now. And how both of you
Speaker 1: can't cook?
Speaker 4: I can't at all. I can't at all.
Speaker 1: Man, you I don't know how you missed it?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 4: So this is my issue. I don't know if this
Speaker 4: is off topic, but my issue is my brain can't transition.
Speaker 4: It can't see the difference between raw and done before
Speaker 4: it's burnt.
Speaker 2: Hm hmm.
Speaker 4: I can't mind a transition. I can only see raw.
Speaker 4: And this is this is something away.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's the timing thing. You it's the time you
Speaker 1: have timing issues.
Speaker 4: Absolutely.
Speaker 2: My My issue is I can tell the difference between
Speaker 2: raw and burnt. I don't want to get it. I
Speaker 2: don't want to get mixed in with whatever manals got
Speaker 2: going on that s ain't like something that needs a prescription.
Speaker 4: And I don't.
Speaker 2: I just don't want it. I don't want that to
Speaker 2: be my mess. I can tell the difference, but I
Speaker 2: am extremely opposed to spending a long period of time
Speaker 2: on something that I am going to only enjoy for
Speaker 2: a very short period of time. And cooking principally is
Speaker 2: that like, I don't like the idea of I work
Speaker 2: on something for fucking an hour to eat it in
Speaker 2: ten minutes and I scarf down food fast and it
Speaker 2: never feels as worth it as the investment was.
Speaker 4: It's about the journey.
Speaker 1: That's what I took the words right out of my life.
Speaker 4: And that's what focus on the end goal always, it's
Speaker 4: about how you get there. It's about the step by
Speaker 4: step you would love into the who because you love yourself.
Speaker 2: That's come on, come on, okay, you.
Speaker 4: You worth the amount of time it takes to make
Speaker 4: that food.
Speaker 3: Who.
Speaker 2: I'll say that I didn't expect to feel inspired this morning,
Speaker 2: but but here I am.
Speaker 1: When was the last time you so you don't ever?
Speaker 1: What about like a one pa? What about easy stuff
Speaker 1: like like chicken thighs. That's easy.
Speaker 2: What I've started to do more often is I'll do
Speaker 2: like the out two chef for my wife. I'll prep
Speaker 2: everything and now I'll let Nikki like do her thing afterwards,
Speaker 2: so that I can cut down on the amount of
Speaker 2: time that she has to spend. But I'm not. I
Speaker 2: I just don't like it. Man. So you like peel potatoes? Yeah,
Speaker 2: are like cut up carrots whatever? Yeah? I never did that.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: That air fright, I'm gonna say it right now. It
Speaker 1: is holding this all back. You think so, I think
Speaker 1: that it's just what are we gonna do when there's
Speaker 1: no air fryers? You can't do everything in there.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 2: I know some pots get some bands.
Speaker 4: I was wrong when when I pulled my salmon out.
Speaker 4: When I put salmon in there. When I put my
Speaker 4: salmon out of there, you would have thought they'd never
Speaker 4: touch water in his life. That it's almost salmon jerky.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You can't. It's not for everything. And they're just gonna
Speaker 1: start attaching ship and that's how they're gonna get us.
Speaker 1: Like have you seen that movie Wally? How they have
Speaker 1: the wheelchairs. The air frar is the beginning of the wheelchairs.
Speaker 2: Do you think the air fry they're.
Speaker 1: Gonna put chat GPT on it. They're gonna put EMP
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Speaker 5: There.
Speaker 2: It is that christ drop real quick. Yeah, remind our
Speaker 2: sweet Christian listeners what a rainbow party is.
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, So children of God gather around because I
Speaker 6: would love to bless you with the knowledge of the
Speaker 6: rainbow party.
Speaker 2: So I'll first talk about the way I heard it.
Speaker 6: I was probably in ninth or tenth grade and somebody goes.
Speaker 2: Hey, man, you hear about these rainbow parties, like some dude. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: It's like my friend who's also a vergent his hands together,
Speaker 2: and you're like being like that.
Speaker 6: Man, yeah, like why you're doing the bird man, like
Speaker 6: rubbing your books like that, man, you've heard about these
Speaker 6: rainbow parties.
Speaker 2: So I was like, no, what the fuck are you
Speaker 2: talking about?
Speaker 6: And he's like, so, you know over at Grant High School,
Speaker 6: you know, my cousin goes there. They say they do
Speaker 6: this thing where all the ladies they put a different
Speaker 6: shade of lipstick on, and then all the dudes are
Speaker 6: at this party and each person has they take turns.
Speaker 6: Someone gives them a blow job and puts the lipstick
Speaker 6: on their dick, and then at the end, all the
Speaker 6: different shades of lipstick that are being warned by the
Speaker 6: people at the party give you like a rainbow colored dick,
Speaker 6: and then then that's what that's what a rainbow party is.
Speaker 6: And I was like, say, less I believe it? Like
Speaker 6: why is it happening here? Like I need to believe
Speaker 6: that this is real?
Speaker 1: Yes, you had me at all the girls?
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, like in one place and they don't
Speaker 6: care if I have if my braces aren't off yet.
Speaker 6: Oh shit, you know yo, I.
Speaker 2: Was sweet, even the ones with low self esteem. It
Speaker 2: sounds like my kind of vibe. Yeah, absolutely play.
Speaker 1: Shout out to all the dudes waiting to get their
Speaker 1: braces off for that first Oh yeah, it's just like
Speaker 1: this summer is it's.
Speaker 2: Over for y'all math tutors these braces off.
Speaker 6: So yeah, that was like the theory was basically an
Speaker 6: oral sex party where all the ladies wear different shades
Speaker 6: of lipstick and whoever has the most shades collected on
Speaker 6: their penis I guess winds or whatever, and there was
Speaker 6: never really like an outcome or to be like, and
Speaker 6: it's like a chromatic mess on your shadow and that
Speaker 6: was like enough to for everybody be like, yep, yeah.
Speaker 2: We leave little alcohol wipes out the doors so you
Speaker 2: can get the makeup off exactly, a very efficient party. Yeah. Absolutely.
Speaker 2: I admittedly had never heard this until yesterday. Oh really,
Speaker 2: I don't think that I was at all away her
Speaker 2: rain parties, if I'm being completely honest, until the Scots
Speaker 2: sent over.
Speaker 6: It's wild because I'm pretty sure like I sort of
Speaker 6: was looking by doing my own research too on it.
Speaker 6: And it's wild because I'm pretty sure the time, the
Speaker 6: point at which I heard about it predates even like
Speaker 6: the official introduction of this into like the written.
Speaker 2: The written word of God on it. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was just like one of those. It was
Speaker 6: just like one of those things like you know, Marilyn
Speaker 6: Manson had a rib removed his own dick, you know
Speaker 6: what I mean, Or like little Kim had to get
Speaker 6: her pump, her stomach pump because she was giving so
Speaker 6: much head Like it was sort of like in that
Speaker 6: sort of school of just shit people would say but
Speaker 6: no one had proof for. But because you're ignorant and
Speaker 6: young and the virgin, You're like, absolutely, I.
Speaker 1: Think you mean the general topics for this podcast. Yeah, yes, sorry,
Speaker 1: all of our regular subject matter, yes.
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, but the stomach pump thing was always like
Speaker 6: someone they would map on a different person like at
Speaker 6: the time, because.
Speaker 1: I heard it with local girls a cuple one time
Speaker 1: in high school. They said that this girl, who was
Speaker 1: in fact was along. They said that she had had
Speaker 1: to get her stomach pump.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think when you talked to white people, it's
Speaker 2: a very different person than Lil Kim. It's I can't
Speaker 2: remember who their person is.
Speaker 1: Oh, I wonder who it would be if it was
Speaker 1: not Little Kim.
Speaker 2: It's like Madonna or some ship or like that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Nancy Reagan or something was. Oh that's right, Justin's right,
Speaker 2: he said. I think white people think it's Rod Stewart
Speaker 2: sucking dis is the white people version of sucking dis
Speaker 2: until he had to get his stomach pump. And I
Speaker 2: don't even know if Rod Stuart was sucking dicks. I
Speaker 2: think they were just calling him very very gay, right
Speaker 2: you that hair.
Speaker 1: That's the Maggie May guy, right, Yeah, yeah, I know
Speaker 1: him from a Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah I thought so. But that's why that's why, that's
Speaker 2: why that shit is so fucking slanderous.
Speaker 1: You know, right, yeah, like come on, no man, exactly,
Speaker 1: I noted pussy enthusiast Rock Stewart's.
Speaker 6: Stewart you could know you're upending my world, right Yeah?
Speaker 2: But yeah no.
Speaker 6: I mean it's interesting though, too, because I think whether
Speaker 6: you like you either probably heard it as like a
Speaker 6: local myth or I think the thing that really mainstreamed
Speaker 6: it was like once it got on TV and shit
Speaker 6: and then became like this gigantic like moral panic especially.
Speaker 6: I think maybe it might have happened because I was
Speaker 6: going to like Christian and Catholic school when I was younger,
Speaker 6: and it feels like that's kind of like the world
Speaker 6: in which those kinds of like moral sexual panic kind
Speaker 6: of conspiracy theories like really take hold.
Speaker 1: Yeah, are we it's just to time it out? Are
Speaker 1: we sicking? Because for me, in my mind, this is
Speaker 1: like a turn of the century. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: got nine two thousand, two thousand and one time period.
Speaker 2: I graduated high school two thousand and three. Okay, I
Speaker 2: would say this.
Speaker 6: Around like, I don't want to put it all on
Speaker 6: nine to eleven, but I feel like it was around.
Speaker 2: Nine to eleven. Yeah.
Speaker 6: I first started hearing it, like my sophomore or junior
Speaker 6: rish year.
Speaker 2: Saw the terrorist one. This is misdirection. They were like, well,
Speaker 2: we'll knock down the towers and they'll get us back
Speaker 2: for that, but they'll never get us back for what
Speaker 2: we do to their girls to the rainbow party.
Speaker 1: I also, I mean, now that we're just openly discussed,
Speaker 1: here's my question about it. Always was like, so afterwards,
Speaker 1: you're at a party where all these girls are sucking dick,
Speaker 1: then you show everybody your dick to prove that it
Speaker 1: got sucked by all these girls. That was the reason
Speaker 1: everybody came to the party.
Speaker 2: Well, I guess that that's a question I have immediately.
Speaker 2: Is is the expectation that I show my dick afterwards?
Speaker 2: Or is the expectation that I just go home with
Speaker 2: a cool goodie bag of rainbow or like a rainbow
Speaker 2: sticker somebody puts on your sweatshirt. Yeah, like I didn't know.
Speaker 2: I had to like verify it with the boys to
Speaker 2: to I.
Speaker 1: Think, Okay, maybe I'm a weirdo sports.
Speaker 6: I think that's what makes it kind of fall apart,
Speaker 6: because when you really think about it too, like even
Speaker 6: the idea that it would like leave a rainbow, you're like,
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, what technique is being used during the fillatio that.
Speaker 2: Like, are you just going like stamping rings around?
Speaker 6: I think, yeah, yeah, we're talking a grateful dead T
Speaker 6: shirt more than anything.
Speaker 2: A rainbow.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, I think this is a little racist.
Speaker 1: Say more, my dick is probably only gonna reflect maybe
Speaker 1: the reds Okay, And you know what I'm saying, it's
Speaker 1: not gonna look like it's gonna look like mud sound.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you don't know mud part. We should start
Speaker 2: that one. Yeah, that one out there, like you all.
Speaker 7: Have been too a mud party, or like the color
Speaker 7: when you mix all the SODA's the graveyard or when
Speaker 7: swamp water. Yeah, it's not gonna look like it's not
Speaker 7: gonna look like a rainbow.
Speaker 6: No, no, it'll end up being I think at the
Speaker 6: end of the day, with all of the colors of
Speaker 6: the spectrum there, it will just it'll ned out to
Speaker 6: some kind of brownish green.
Speaker 2: I feel like, yeah, it's gonna be it's gonna make
Speaker 2: your penis look pretty.
Speaker 6: But again that's not the important part, because I think
Speaker 6: it was just merely the f I think for young
Speaker 6: boat like men, boys and kids in high school, it
Speaker 6: was like the idea that there were so many willing
Speaker 6: participants in like sexual activity was like, like everything else
Speaker 6: be damned.
Speaker 2: You're like, I don't know, man, I'm not gonna show
Speaker 2: anybody my dick. I don't even shower in front of y'all. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say, these poor women have to
Speaker 1: come to the party. No, we either have to suck
Speaker 1: ten eager dicks. They don't have to keep putting on
Speaker 1: their makeup, right.
Speaker 2: A lot of labor involved, a lot of yeah.
Speaker 1: What what what do they get from the Rainbow party?
Speaker 2: Hey? You know what?
Speaker 6: And I'm not I'm not trying to think that far ahead, David,
Speaker 6: because I just want to know that there is such
Speaker 6: a thing. And this don't make me examine it any
Speaker 6: further because it starts falling apart.
Speaker 2: I would encourage us not to underestimate the camaraderie you
Speaker 2: probably build right bye by sucking that many of the
Speaker 2: same dicks with your with your dearest friends. There's probably
Speaker 2: a bond, yeah, that will never be broken when you
Speaker 2: share that kind of closeness with the person.
Speaker 1: Absolutely almost like a sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.
Speaker 6: Almost like a d Day landing, but a different kind
Speaker 6: of dye.
Speaker 1: It's the same. I've never experienced it, but like the
Speaker 1: same as like dudes who run trains together. I think
Speaker 1: I love my cousin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, he's a good dude.
Speaker 7: And you're like, no, I don't know you guys are
Speaker 7: doing that anyways.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's don't admit that so open. It
Speaker 2: seems like maybe you just did a bad thing and
Speaker 2: now you're bonding. Yeah, reason for you.
Speaker 1: You you both have something you don't want to bring
Speaker 1: up to Grandma and Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2: No, I will say that that when you initiated this
Speaker 2: conversation about the Rainbow parties, while it was my first
Speaker 2: time hearing it, you also sent over a correlating Reddit
Speaker 2: thread that featured an Oprah episode where Oprah addresses this rumor.
Speaker 2: And this is a first for our podcast, I would say,
Speaker 2: because Oprah comes up on this podcast a lot, like
Speaker 2: a lot a lot of supposed episodes of Oprah where
Speaker 2: these conspiracies are often born, and this is the first
Speaker 2: time where the episode actually exists, where we have real
Speaker 2: evidence of this episode.
Speaker 1: And what I would love to.
Speaker 2: Do is maybe watch that clip together and we can
Speaker 2: pause and talk shit in between. As the whole thing.
Speaker 6: Is yeah, like this, the whole the segment is wild
Speaker 6: because it's not just it's like this, I don't know
Speaker 6: panic longer.
Speaker 2: Woman comes on to be like, it's let me, let
Speaker 2: me go through some phrases and tell me if you've
Speaker 2: heard of these. No, she gives us, she gives us
Speaker 2: a lot to work with you. Yeah, so let's watch it.
Speaker 8: Everybody has another light that your parent.
Speaker 1: Wait what second? Not you know what second before we
Speaker 1: even get in? Are they also you guys need to
Speaker 1: know that it says toss salad and yes that's important.
Speaker 2: Yes, no.
Speaker 6: Watching this shit unfold in front of the audience is
Speaker 6: fucking wild because they had like two thousand and five
Speaker 6: or some ship it.
Speaker 2: Also, it is truly. I used to think that these
Speaker 2: audiences were completely casted and like, who are these these
Speaker 2: women that that would want this, But then you see
Speaker 2: their reactions and they genuinely are hearing about tossing salad
Speaker 2: for the first time, and the like, come on, you
Speaker 2: didn't watch Chris Rock before? You don't stand up before this,
Speaker 2: like you're up on that already? So crazy to see.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, so here we go. Anyway onward with the
Speaker 6: educational video.
Speaker 8: You know, having you know sex after school, right, But
Speaker 8: everybody has another life. You know, the way your friends
Speaker 8: know you is not the way your parents know you.
Speaker 4: Right, correct.
Speaker 8: Yeah, so you say, let's talk about the secret language, Michelle.
Speaker 2: Yes, his secret language is so funny.
Speaker 1: Oh so for acts like she's not fucking I hate that.
Speaker 2: Yeah that is.
Speaker 1: I don't like that at all. Like you weren't ever
Speaker 1: a horny teenager. You gotta be an adult about that.
Speaker 2: But more of this, like you've had stedman as a
Speaker 2: side piece for forty years, you tell your beard, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you telling me this, motherfucker. I ain't never had to
Speaker 2: do something weird to you to come on to keep
Speaker 2: the side house going. You don't make him.
Speaker 1: You don't make him film you and Gails.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you just watch her things. I think it's important.
Speaker 6: Maybe we watch her face as these things are explained,
Speaker 6: to see if she like feigns ignorance or like or
Speaker 6: she's like, all right, here we go.
Speaker 4: I didn't know any of it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've gotten a Lotmatles.
Speaker 2: Okay, so what is a salad? Top?
Speaker 5: Salad is to your underwear?
Speaker 2: For this one oral?
Speaker 9: Okay, let's just pause right there, because she tells us
Speaker 9: to hold on to our underwear, which isn't a common phrase.
Speaker 2: I'm not familiar with this idiom. It certainly has it
Speaker 2: rings of other phrases that are more you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, that are correct. But she goes, hold on,
Speaker 2: you're gonna want to hold onto your underwear for this one.
Speaker 2: And I thought the audience would laugh at her saying that,
Speaker 2: but they did. They in fact held their underwear. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And then she tells them what salad. Well, I won't beat.
Speaker 1: It because she knows they're about to burst out of
Speaker 1: them because they're so excited here and they talking about top.
Speaker 2: Salad, on that salad and scrambled eggs.
Speaker 1: Oprah is lying, she does the hands. She's lying.
Speaker 2: She said, I've never I've never heard of any of these.
Speaker 5: Okay, top salad is get ready, hold on to your
Speaker 5: underwear for this one. Oral anal sex, so oral sex to.
Speaker 2: A rainbow party. Okay, So maybe that one of this
Speaker 2: woman's was the worst day of her life.
Speaker 6: It looks it looks like I would believe if like
Speaker 6: the reverse angle of this was like Oprah, like ripping
Speaker 6: a puppy in half of her hair, hands to her,
Speaker 6: her look of shock and disgust.
Speaker 1: Like I can't to try to get a new car.
Speaker 2: What the when do we reach on the R seat?
Speaker 4: And is there an atus?
Speaker 2: Something horrible?
Speaker 6: I wanted a Pontiac Sunfire is not what I came for.
Speaker 2: Oh bro, holy is this woman? Please? Why is she
Speaker 2: making up such horrible things?
Speaker 1: Why would Telly press students?
Speaker 6: And now yeah, now she moves into I guess the
Speaker 6: part where the you know what we all came to
Speaker 6: hear is the rainbow party?
Speaker 2: Break down? Rainbow party for us.
Speaker 5: Hostel it is my mom. A rainbow party is an
Speaker 5: oral sex party. It's a gathering where oral sexest performed
Speaker 5: and rainbow comes from all of the girls.
Speaker 1: Holds lots of gatherings oral sexist performed. Don't oh you
Speaker 1: mean it's a high school reunion. It's a barbecue in
Speaker 1: the park. If you're lucky, it's game night if you
Speaker 1: got too drunk.
Speaker 2: I honestly, in high school used to think that parties
Speaker 2: were trash if oral sex didn't happen.
Speaker 1: That was why you fucking went. You think I want
Speaker 1: to dance Tipsy by Jake Kwan again? Mm hmmm that's
Speaker 1: a good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you could do the chicken Head. You know,
Speaker 2: I didn't I wasn't even always getting it, but I
Speaker 2: at least wanted to know. It was like part of
Speaker 2: the the experience. It was like, oh, pussy was being
Speaker 2: was being had. This was a good time, This was true.
Speaker 6: That was always the promise you were hoping for. It's like,
Speaker 6: and it'll be women, Yeah, are down.
Speaker 1: I got my best rockawar on.
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly.
Speaker 6: I got a new of a Lure jumpsuit and I
Speaker 6: got a crispy new Jordan headband.
Speaker 2: Say I have on my shirt that just the one
Speaker 2: on my pants exactly. Oh, yes, you're right. These are
Speaker 2: academics genes so much.
Speaker 1: I'm somewhat of a skull.
Speaker 6: You can tell by the different leather alphabet patches on
Speaker 6: my leg.
Speaker 1: Also the burned to lip quality CD in my compact display.
Speaker 2: Right right, It's like, how come? How come?
Speaker 6: There's a voice that says promo at the beginning of
Speaker 6: the last like, don't worry about it all right, just
Speaker 6: enjoy it. This is this, This should go hard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's this exclusive yeah bairl. I downloaded it on
Speaker 2: bear Share, so it's pretty legit. Exactly. Oh you didn't
Speaker 2: know about that. Oh you're still on kaza you'll catch
Speaker 2: up one day. Sweet, Now what about that mouth? Now?
Speaker 2: What that rainbow? Doreen? I'm trying to catch them all?
Speaker 2: If you know what I mean? You a Pokemon fan? Right?
Speaker 10: Okay, all right, you want to continue with this?
Speaker 2: Yes, there we go.
Speaker 5: Rainbow comes from all of the girls put on lipstick,
Speaker 5: and each one puts her mouth around the penis of
Speaker 5: the gentleman or gentlemen who are there to receive favors
Speaker 5: and makes a mark in a different This woman looks.
Speaker 6: Like she's looking at the two thousand and eight election
Speaker 6: results coming in.
Speaker 2: Ah soo oh hell no oh? So once again, why
Speaker 2: do you acting like you don't know what a blue
Speaker 2: chop is?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Real brand new on Oprah? Right now? Her hair literally
Speaker 2: looks like a man got some head and then did
Speaker 2: like this afterwards. She was just she's not a hero, Jesus,
Speaker 2: Jesus putting it together. She's like, my husband.
Speaker 11: Had a rainbow lay second right, you I thought he
Speaker 11: had a mud party place on the penis, hence the
Speaker 11: term rainbow.
Speaker 2: So okay, and so what is so?
Speaker 8: What does pretty boy mean?
Speaker 5: A pretty boy?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: Bro? Someone?
Speaker 2: Now they go on what's a pretty boys?
Speaker 1: Oprah's turned up? You see that that touch to the
Speaker 1: neck right here. Yeah, right, that's that's tuned up.
Speaker 2: She had to ary real quick, like the blood is flown.
Speaker 2: I got into a bunch of other examples, many of
Speaker 2: which are not even sexual in nature. They're just sort
Speaker 2: of like applying them to weird sexual things like kids slaying. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's just kids slang that they're like booty call, and
Speaker 2: that's what Oprah's like, we all know what that is.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: It's yeah, come into the big house, dedman, I'll leave
Speaker 2: the door unlocked.
Speaker 1: This on a more serious note, I feel like every
Speaker 1: generation does this and I hate it. It's like you're
Speaker 1: demonizing sex, like you don't understand that it feels good, right,
Speaker 1: Like you're making it sound like it's such a crazy
Speaker 1: thing to lick somebody he's booty when he just feels good,
Speaker 1: it feels nice, it feels you know what I'm saying. Like,
Speaker 1: I hate that because it's like you're making you're you're
Speaker 1: giving a weight to sex that kids are gonna have
Speaker 1: to grow up and figure out how to navigate.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, it's an awful little game that they're playing
Speaker 2: as adults, to to be manipulating kids in this way
Speaker 2: as it relates to sex. It is fascinating how many
Speaker 2: of them. You can tell we're also manipulated. We're also
Speaker 2: sort of led to be that scared of the thing
Speaker 2: that this They have to have this reaction at the
Speaker 2: the sound of sex period, much less sex from young people.
Speaker 6: Right, and there's always has to be some like new
Speaker 6: deviation from like the quote unquote norm it's like they
Speaker 6: just they don't even give ahead anymore. They put the
Speaker 6: lipstick on and they're they're making fucking you know, Mark
Speaker 6: Rothko paintings on their dicksh going on.
Speaker 2: And I think that's like it's all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm so thankful that we post this
Speaker 1: podcast together.
Speaker 2: I'm thankful for you and your contribution.
Speaker 6: But like, and it's always like part of some like
Speaker 6: you know, conservative backsliding societally too, where you got to
Speaker 6: create some moral panic out of just whatever is happening
Speaker 6: to be like and it's and that's what's all.
Speaker 2: Going wrong right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, which is crazy because ultimately this is a
Speaker 1: pretty safe scenario. Yeah, nobody's getting pregnant.
Speaker 6: Exactly well, and they also say that too, like in
Speaker 6: this Oprah clip, it's like that's what see they don't
Speaker 6: consider it sex.
Speaker 2: They consider it outer course, not inner course. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: everybody gas, yeah, the idea that getting head is different
Speaker 2: than getting pussy and right. It's like, I went to
Speaker 2: a Catholic school.
Speaker 6: I know, people were talking about anal sex because they're like,
Speaker 6: that's not I think that's cool. As long as it's
Speaker 6: not in the vagina that then you can still be
Speaker 6: a And you're like, okay.
Speaker 1: Dudes, we're talking about that too.
Speaker 4: Huh.
Speaker 1: I'm I didn't go to Catholic school, so I'm curious
Speaker 1: men were talking. Dudes talk about that as well.
Speaker 6: I mean, like I think I was. I was, like,
Speaker 6: you know, I wasn't Catholic, so I like the kids
Speaker 6: that were. I was there because it was the cheapest
Speaker 6: private school in my area, and they like them, like yeah,
Speaker 6: and these ghost stories they're telling y'all every day.
Speaker 2: They're cool and all, but like, I don't know if
Speaker 2: this dude really did all this shit. That's to do
Speaker 2: you do you?
Speaker 6: That's so funny, Like there were I feel like the
Speaker 6: kids who are like had that real Catholic guilt, Like
Speaker 6: those were sort of like the hacks and you see
Speaker 6: that like with Mormons, you know what. I mean, that's
Speaker 6: why they're just floating and ship and soaking or whatever.
Speaker 6: The you know, the hacks that they got to get
Speaker 6: around the Bible, because in the end of the day,
Speaker 6: people just want to They just want to feel good.
Speaker 1: It feels good putting your dick in stuff.
Speaker 2: Putting your dick and stuff feels good.
Speaker 1: Dicks in stuff feels good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we saw American pie. I bet it does. Uh.
Speaker 2: And I root for all of us to get what
Speaker 2: feels good. The baby boomer era of men just suck,
Speaker 2: right right right, Yeah, they fucking suck. None of them
Speaker 2: will just be like, man, we were losers. I get it.
Speaker 6: Now, would they ever say something like on a podcast
Speaker 6: we're like, you know, like I think we were contributing
Speaker 6: to rape culture. Yeah, and that's terrible, And I have
Speaker 6: a lot of regrets about something like that. I mean, like,
Speaker 6: you know, I think that's just I think that's just
Speaker 6: like an intellectual bridge.
Speaker 2: A lot of people don't cross a lot of time.
Speaker 2: You don't want to have that, even if you want
Speaker 2: to take some of the weighted language off of it,
Speaker 2: because I get it, like you you start to use
Speaker 2: like the sort of like liberal young person verbiage, and yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: to feel less yourself. I understand that instinct. But just
Speaker 2: we hated women, we were mean to fucking women. Is
Speaker 2: a simple enough breakdown, Like damn I think I hated women?
Speaker 2: Oh well, I'm better now. Is such an easy revelation
Speaker 2: to be had.
Speaker 1: We just did it.
Speaker 2: We did and said, damn, I fucking hate myself because
Speaker 2: that was corny. Yeah I was.
Speaker 6: And I reduced like the whole idea like a woman
Speaker 6: to like this flattened sort of like concept of like
Speaker 6: a game where it's like can I unlock sex?
Speaker 1: And like no type of no type of dynamics in
Speaker 1: their personalities. No, no, no, you know what I realized as
Speaker 1: I got older, I never thought I would think of
Speaker 1: a man's perspective. I never I never sat and thought like, so,
Speaker 1: what are women supposed to do?
Speaker 12: Right?
Speaker 1: What's your life supposed to be? She's just supposed to.
Speaker 2: Be okay with me, be it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: But it's like it's very it's not like a difficult
Speaker 1: it's not like a difficult thing to look at, you know, No.
Speaker 2: It's it's so easy to look at. And these motherfuckers
Speaker 2: who can't are losers and ladies. If you're with somebody
Speaker 2: who hasn't yet admitted that he used to be real
Speaker 2: fucking lame about the way he treated you. Then he
Speaker 2: might be a bad guy, baby girl. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe, hey, maybe he was progressive. There were there were
Speaker 1: guys shout talking on Mars out there. Yeah, guys, Early
Speaker 1: you had to go to Korea or wherever he wented.
Speaker 2: Game back different.
Speaker 8: Ye.
Speaker 2: Well, I did a little bit of research on the
Speaker 2: on the subject of rainbow parties. And while the Oprah
Speaker 2: clip is sort of when it becomes the most popular, miles,
Speaker 2: I think you know this too. According to Wikipedia, there's
Speaker 2: a Christian pediatrician who first wrote about the subject in
Speaker 2: two thousand and two her book Epidemic, How Tech Team
Speaker 2: Sex Is Killing Our Kids. It basically creates all these
Speaker 2: allegations of adolescents suffering from cancer, suffering from sterility, acute infections,
Speaker 2: and un wanted pregnancies as a consequence of starting sexual
Speaker 2: activity too early in life. So she writes this book
Speaker 2: in two thousand and two basically being like, your kids
Speaker 2: are dying because they're too goddamn horny, and there's nothing
Speaker 2: you can do.
Speaker 6: I'll never believe the kind of shit she's talking about now,
Speaker 6: if this is where she started eight years ago, fifteen
Speaker 6: years ago.
Speaker 2: You can't. I'll give you one.
Speaker 6: Guess what website she's regularly publishing The fucking Daily Wire.
Speaker 2: Bro, She's on that ship. Ben Shapiro is like health
Speaker 2: expert now.
Speaker 1: Famous pussy enthusiast Ben Shapiro.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, something's wrongly wrong, something wrong.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You know.
Speaker 6: If no, if there's that, if there's that kind of moisture,
Speaker 6: you should you should absolutely consult a medical professional because
Speaker 6: that something is something is definitely wrong, some kind of disorder.
Speaker 2: There's a quote from the book which this woman claims
Speaker 2: was related to her by a fourteen year old girl
Speaker 2: in Michigan. She says, Alison had heard some kids were
Speaker 2: going to have a rainbow party, but had no idea
Speaker 2: what that meant. Still, she thought it might be fun
Speaker 2: and arranged to attend with a friend. After she arrived,
Speaker 2: several girls, all in the eighth grade, were given different
Speaker 2: shades of lipstick and told to perform oral sex on
Speaker 2: different boys to give them quote unquote rainbows. Once she
Speaker 2: realized what was happening, Alison was too stunned and frightened,
Speaker 2: to do anything. When a girl gave her some lipstick,
Speaker 2: she refused at first, but with repeated pressure, finally gave in.
Speaker 2: It was one of the grossest things I've ever done.
Speaker 2: O god, my god, my god. It always starts off
Speaker 2: that way.
Speaker 6: I heard some kids heard about it, And this is
Speaker 6: like the thing when you when you start like, are you.
Speaker 2: Talking to little girls about get suck dicks? Got a
Speaker 2: real job? How about that? That's a really big sort
Speaker 2: of flag inside of a lot of what I discovered
Speaker 2: here is that it's a lot of adults talking to children,
Speaker 2: quote unquote children about their sexual activity and then relaying
Speaker 2: it to each other. Right, it's fucking weird. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 2: and also like from from people who are so like
Speaker 2: on the abstinence side of the spectrum too, like a
Speaker 2: Christian pediatrician, Like they can't even fathom a conversation where
Speaker 2: she's like, and tell me about like the wildest sex
Speaker 2: shit you've ever done, you know, coax this out of
Speaker 2: this girl?
Speaker 6: Yeah, like it feels this is why. Like again, like
Speaker 6: my theory with how this started, it sounds like a lie.
Speaker 2: A boy told you know what I mean, and then
Speaker 2: from there.
Speaker 6: Very way oh yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly because it has everything.
Speaker 2: It has everything in the grand scheme of like if
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna make up some bullshit for my friends
Speaker 2: and community to enjoy, it's a very funny, very cool lie.
Speaker 2: Kudos to that young man, exactly.
Speaker 1: I'm a lie on my dick.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 1: Let it be wearing a technic colored dream code.
Speaker 2: Yes, because so many women suck that. Yeah that it
Speaker 2: changed all into all the colors. The Captain planeted into
Speaker 2: fucking the perfect penis.
Speaker 1: My shit gets sucked so much they have to make
Speaker 1: a game out of it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and they have to verify who did it according
Speaker 6: to this color chart.
Speaker 1: We have invitations and rsbps to my ship and.
Speaker 2: It sucks so much it looks like a twister board. Bitch,
Speaker 2: and start crawling on it and putting their hands and
Speaker 2: feet in different places less with green, bitch. Yeah so
Speaker 2: that happened. Yeah, yeah, and that definitely happens.
Speaker 6: So that's what I'm trying to tell y'all, man, like
Speaker 6: y'all gotta hear about these rainbow parties and like it
Speaker 6: also too, because that was the funny thing I remember asking,
Speaker 6: like you know, when you're in high school, like you're
Speaker 6: with all your friends like a nutrition period or whatever,
Speaker 6: and someone's bringing it up, and I remember all the
Speaker 6: girls are like, what the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 6: Like all the girls I knew were like that is disgusting.
Speaker 6: I would never fucking y'all are fucking disgusting. I don't
Speaker 6: have any of y'all, Like, I don't fuck with anybody enough,
Speaker 6: not even my own friends, to be like, girl, we
Speaker 6: better go hit the mac counter and get all these
Speaker 6: different shades of lipstick because we're.
Speaker 2: Doing a rainbow party tonight.
Speaker 6: Like that is such a weird. It's like a concept
Speaker 6: of a woman that is created in a man's fantasy
Speaker 6: world and you need something like this to sort of
Speaker 6: like get yourself through your you know, in cell sort
Speaker 6: of life, to be.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, man, one day I'll go to one of
Speaker 2: these parties. We're calling upon you because we have we
Speaker 2: have new merch. We have very exciting merch that we
Speaker 2: are now selling and it's it's fucking great. We love
Speaker 2: it so much.
Speaker 1: Sleek, it's sexy.
Speaker 2: Come on, you want to tell them what we have?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have three different types of hats, which is
Speaker 1: really fun. We have a two tone hat, Alien dad hat,
Speaker 1: the traditional logo in black and khaki. Then we have
Speaker 1: the enamel pin with the alien who has a koofie
Speaker 1: on it since my mama told me. And then we
Speaker 1: have t shirts that say proud little Mama, which is
Speaker 1: who you are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can buy the merch now, go to my
Speaker 2: mama told me dot merch table dot com. It's a
Speaker 2: brand new name, but it's the same old merch and
Speaker 2: we would love for you to get some if you
Speaker 2: haven't got it already, and we want you to have
Speaker 2: all the sweet stuff, so get it.
Speaker 13: My family's from the South. My mom and dad are
Speaker 13: from North Carolina, so I was trying to pick their
Speaker 13: I was like, do you guys have things? Yeah that
Speaker 13: you really stuck to nothing.
Speaker 2: Nothing, nothing heart shattering, like nothing on the level of
Speaker 2: the baby piss cures acting. I love that. I love
Speaker 2: that you're bringing that up. And I was like, mom,
Speaker 2: you ever heard of that? She's like, what it's and
Speaker 2: it doesn't cure acting, It just makes you feel good.
Speaker 13: But then that spun me off into the drinking of urine,
Speaker 13: which you guys touched upon, sure, which I remember when
Speaker 13: I went and did.
Speaker 2: Bear Grill's Survival show.
Speaker 13: Yes, So he started expanding it where he'd have, I believe,
Speaker 13: And so I'm the first one to actually be on
Speaker 13: the show with him as a guest, and I thought
Speaker 13: it was I kept my runner. I was like, I'm
Speaker 13: going to ask him fifty times, when do we start
Speaker 13: to drink our own pea? Because he's always talking about
Speaker 13: that guy goes pea.
Speaker 2: He goes peace so quick. He's like, I got a we'd.
Speaker 13: Be we'd be making a lean to or doing whatever
Speaker 13: we're doing. I'm like, hey, bear, it is now a
Speaker 13: good time should we start drinking our own peak there.
Speaker 13: He wasn't having any of it. He'd be like a
Speaker 13: very finny yeah, what I'm trying to show you here?
Speaker 13: And I asked him fifty times. I finally watched the episode.
Speaker 13: They didn't include one jokes.
Speaker 1: And I was where you're at, bear, inte, I watched
Speaker 1: that show for you to pee. I mean, yeah, there's outdoor.
Speaker 13: And here's the crazy thing. I would have drank my
Speaker 13: own piss. I would have done it, wow, because I'm there,
Speaker 13: I'm gonna do the full.
Speaker 2: Committed I would have but include my jokes so that
Speaker 2: I'm exactly I'm not a psychopath drinking my own I'm
Speaker 2: a fun guy.
Speaker 13: Drinking. They wouldn't include the I don't know what they
Speaker 13: were thinking. Why do you want to make me come
Speaker 13: off serious?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so crazy. It was very bizarre, but yeah,
Speaker 2: they're really.
Speaker 13: My dad was saying, Oh, it was just like really
Speaker 13: simple things like if you walked in the house through
Speaker 13: one door, you had to leave through that same door
Speaker 13: would be bad luck. So if you came in through
Speaker 13: the back door, you had to leave. Hi, guys, I
Speaker 13: set that one up with knowing what I was doing.
Speaker 2: But you brought up the baby p Yeah, the possibility
Speaker 2: that it cares acne. We talked to miss pat about this.
Speaker 2: I think I talked to uh yeah, yeah, pray David episode,
Speaker 2: but we talked a fair amount with her about this,
Speaker 2: and she genuinely believes it to be true. She she
Speaker 2: was arguing throughout the episode, this is a real thing
Speaker 2: I went through.
Speaker 13: Remember in high school, played a lot of sports.
Speaker 2: Believe it or not.
Speaker 1: I know you're looking at me bad actne because of sweat, right, well,
Speaker 1: no bad athletes foot?
Speaker 2: So I pee on my.
Speaker 13: Feet in the shower.
Speaker 2: Oh no, worked pretty well. Really, it would hear the
Speaker 2: athletes foot.
Speaker 1: Wow, you heard it here first?
Speaker 2: And was that where where did that come from? Were
Speaker 2: you just doing it anyways? Created the athlete's foot because
Speaker 2: I was doing it from the beginning.
Speaker 13: No, I think my mom and I had a discussion
Speaker 13: and she was like, I think there's like really good
Speaker 13: stuff in your pee, supposedly if you pee on your feet.
Speaker 2: I love that your mom took such a hard stance
Speaker 2: against baby pea carrying actne She's like, some, sir, you're
Speaker 2: being silly. Will don't call me with this foolishness. Pee
Speaker 2: on your feet like a man.
Speaker 13: Kind of makes more sense the pee and then it
Speaker 13: washes off, sure, whereas the baby p, as miss Patt
Speaker 13: was talking about, stayed on your face all day long.
Speaker 13: But babyp doesn't smell as the thing, right, that was
Speaker 13: her point. I'm a father, Baby p does smell. It
Speaker 13: has a sense.
Speaker 2: It is about a state I would probably walk.
Speaker 1: What about the littlest babies, I'm talking like walking talking.
Speaker 2: No, that's just a person, sure, but like fresh baby
Speaker 2: it's still it.
Speaker 13: Is definitely not as pungent, but it is going to
Speaker 13: have a little.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's got a little something. What's the taste to it? Buddy?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 13: I tried to exquisite I wish I could tell you
Speaker 13: bear blue from it. He didn't give me a chance.
Speaker 2: It is the most complicated part of the the The
Speaker 2: conspiracy theory is the acquisition of the baby P right,
Speaker 2: because you're not We're not just all you if you
Speaker 2: wanted to cure your acne, I.
Speaker 1: Don't even want to talk about it. Sure, I don't
Speaker 1: even want to talk about I have no idea where
Speaker 1: I would go, and I am time stamp it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'm saying I do not know how to don't
Speaker 1: have a connect. No, I don't have a baby P connect.
Speaker 2: You know who does?
Speaker 13: The Black Carney community there, that's your go to if
Speaker 13: you need. You gotta a stash of.
Speaker 2: Baby So some of the sickest baby be available here.
Speaker 2: Just babies meet me behind the funhouse. Babies that are
Speaker 2: eating corn dogs before they have teeth, just perfect baby P.
Speaker 2: So you it sounds like are not necessarily a believer
Speaker 2: in this conspiracy theory that that baby P could cure
Speaker 2: your acne.
Speaker 13: I look, I felt like it really did help with
Speaker 13: the athlete's foot, so I'm more prone to me. But
Speaker 13: I don't know about the application part, So I guess
Speaker 13: I don't believe in it. Enough to put it on
Speaker 13: my fat. Well, let me ask you this, would you
Speaker 13: rather your own P. I think that's not a crazy question.
Speaker 2: That's a good question.
Speaker 13: My own pe on my face.
Speaker 1: Okay, but here's the situation, right, you're in the shower.
Speaker 2: Yeah, paint a picture.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're in the shower.
Speaker 2: I cut my hands, I collect some peace, and I
Speaker 2: just splash it. Well, you have to whisper like a
Speaker 2: like a like a like an after like an after
Speaker 2: shave commercial.
Speaker 1: Kind of let it and then, like you know when
Speaker 1: you do with the hair conditioner, where you let it,
Speaker 1: maybe pull back from the water, let it soak in
Speaker 1: a minute, come back and wash your face walking around.
Speaker 13: That I could that I could give a try.
Speaker 1: I think I would too, because I feel like if
Speaker 1: I had really bad acne, I would be at the
Speaker 1: end of my rope and P would start to feel
Speaker 1: like you know what I mean, Well, like if you're
Speaker 1: down bad. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, part of the the suggestion of even drinking your pee, right,
Speaker 2: your own P is that you already have like immunity
Speaker 2: to the toxins that you've put out of your body.
Speaker 2: Is that? Yeah?
Speaker 13: Exactly, did you guys cover this any idea of the origin.
Speaker 13: Who's the first person to ever think, you know, let's
Speaker 13: take the diaper with the baby p and let's apply it.
Speaker 2: Listen, I think it's like the pill. It was an
Speaker 2: accident that he was.
Speaker 14: Gone to Okay, yeah, yeah, I don't know that we
Speaker 14: we found the origin, the source, the theory, but it
Speaker 14: certainly we talked about this with Miss Pat that it became.
Speaker 2: It has become sort of a more popularized thing than
Speaker 2: we realized that, Like it's referred to as euro therapy,
Speaker 2: where people are in fact using you're in as sort
Speaker 2: of a way of curing ailments of various kinds.
Speaker 1: Therapy is yeah, get some Greek food, taking nap.
Speaker 2: Bo. Yeah, right back, we're all out here. There's a
Speaker 2: lot of good right, Yeah, you got a lot to
Speaker 2: be proud of.
Speaker 1: Yeah like that, I know, I know, come on, I
Speaker 1: saw it. Yeah, I thought, Yeah, Jesus christ Man, we're partners.
Speaker 1: I'm a scoundrel.
Speaker 13: What do you want with this is the podcast where
Speaker 13: you guys broke up, broke apart? Am I witnessing that?
Speaker 2: What if Will Ferrell? I know, what if I created
Speaker 2: the rift buddy that over the euro joke. I hate
Speaker 2: to tell you you're gonna have to guest host quite
Speaker 2: a bit more.
Speaker 1: This is going to be out of here.
Speaker 2: I don't like that. If I don't like that at all,
Speaker 2: there's so much power in that high five. It don't
Speaker 2: do that. We both by the way, we've been planning
Speaker 2: this come on this morning. When when does the hostile takeover?
Speaker 2: When usurp the podcast from Langston?
Speaker 1: Now it's going to be My papa told me, I
Speaker 1: don't know what that?
Speaker 2: What that? Why you would add? You wipen it up
Speaker 2: a little bit, you broaden it. My father told me,
Speaker 2: my sweet daddy.
Speaker 1: Yeah that is funny. Mama seems black, but Papa seems
Speaker 1: very well.
Speaker 13: I am I am called papa by my kids.
Speaker 2: You're a papa.
Speaker 13: I'm a papa.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Wow to your point, why god?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 13: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Was that a conscious choice where you were like from
Speaker 2: now when I am papa or it.
Speaker 15: Just has children to gather around, I am Papa the
Speaker 15: fire blue bow before Papa addressing me, please only refer
Speaker 15: to me as Papa.
Speaker 13: No, it's a it's a by why Swedish, it's a
Speaker 13: it's a Swedish thing. So you have you have mama
Speaker 13: and Papa. So the boys just started calling me pap.
Speaker 13: So even my son who's about to turn twenty and
Speaker 13: be like, hey, Papa, I have a question. It's kind
Speaker 13: of funny and it sounds silly, silly, it's very euro.
Speaker 13: Do you do your kids gyro very gyro? Do your
Speaker 13: kids ever feel self conscious about about it?
Speaker 1: Not one bit?
Speaker 13: So it's already ingrained.
Speaker 2: That's awesome.
Speaker 13: And they don't because I wondered if they if because
Speaker 13: I've seen them refer to me in front of their friends.
Speaker 1: That would be nice.
Speaker 13: And I was like, oh, they have no, They're like, no,
Speaker 13: that's that's papa. That's my papa, Papa, my papa. My
Speaker 13: papa made me a sandwich today.
Speaker 2: Oh my my papa. I was talking to my papa.
Speaker 2: I don't know if.
Speaker 13: I'm that conspiratorial. And yet there are moments where I'm like,
Speaker 13: hmmm mmmm that.
Speaker 2: That seems like that could go yeah, yeah, this way.
Speaker 2: Do you have Do you have one in particular that
Speaker 2: that comes to mind where you go like, I wouldn't
Speaker 2: say I'm fully on board, but I certainly am willing
Speaker 2: to hear it out more than others.
Speaker 13: Here's one. Here's one that I feel like kind of
Speaker 13: checks out. This is very this is this is sports related.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's there.
Speaker 1: Doesn't have to be good.
Speaker 13: Yeah it's not.
Speaker 2: It's but I once heard so this one always was like,
Speaker 2: I think this checks out cal Ripken who uh, cal
Speaker 2: Ripkin Junior who played for the Baltimore Orioles and had
Speaker 2: the longest stretch. Uh.
Speaker 13: He broke lou Gerrig's record of consecutive games play baseball.
Speaker 13: And for anyone who remembers or is a big baseball fan,
Speaker 13: there was a point in his streak and he was
Speaker 13: getting towards the end where the game was called due
Speaker 13: to the electricity going out in the Baltimore Baseball Steam
Speaker 13: and they had to call the game. There was a
Speaker 13: power outage, and the story is that cal Ripken came
Speaker 13: home to find Kevin Costner cheating, his wife cheating with
Speaker 13: Kevin Coster. They had a fight, he hurt his hand. WHOA,
Speaker 13: I can't play tonight. They're like, okay, what about the streak?
Speaker 13: I know, the powers out, the lights, cut the lights,
Speaker 13: and then they had a couple off days and it
Speaker 13: allowed him for the hand to heal up and the
Speaker 13: streak continued.
Speaker 2: WHOA right, that's yeah.
Speaker 1: Because you come home chances with wolves is dancing with
Speaker 1: your lead, with your wolf, and I should tell you what.
Speaker 2: She doesn't like it, but that's what I call her.
Speaker 13: She's used to it.
Speaker 2: Now, agree to disagree. You're a wolf to me.
Speaker 13: When I see you, I picture a wolf, a female wolf.
Speaker 13: And here's where I blew it. I ran into Kevin
Speaker 13: Costner multiple times at the Golden Globes this year, and
Speaker 13: I forgot to ask him, did you get together with?
Speaker 13: Be a weird way to launch into Hey, how you
Speaker 13: doing can by the way, I mean, how do you?
Speaker 2: I don't know him at all, you can't. You can't
Speaker 2: start with.
Speaker 13: He was a big but he was hanging around baseball,
Speaker 13: you know, all the dream Field of Dreams and Bull Durham. Yeah,
Speaker 13: he was always showing up, like Kevin Costner is taking
Speaker 13: batting practice today with.
Speaker 2: The Detroit Lions or something like that. I mean Detroit Tigers.
Speaker 2: You got the Lions, You wouldn't Batting practice with the
Speaker 2: Lions would be a different thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think the happy he showed up at this point
Speaker 2: the Lions. The Lions needed the help.
Speaker 1: Probably. That's a sad story over there. I was just saying,
Speaker 1: if you don't know him the way you do it
Speaker 1: is like, you know what, I love having sex with
Speaker 1: baseball players? Why right do you ever just do that?
Speaker 13: Do you know what I mean? Kevin?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean. You just have one
Speaker 1: to come home punch you in the base And who's
Speaker 1: your favorite wife to have sex with?
Speaker 2: Who also played from a man who played Hall of
Speaker 2: Famer all of funny? Funny?
Speaker 13: You should ask Will.
Speaker 1: Who do you wins that fight? It has to be.
Speaker 13: There's no way that he doesn't win.
Speaker 1: Professional athlete Kevin Coschner feels like I feel like he
Speaker 1: would get I don't want to fight Kevin Coner.
Speaker 2: No, he's a tall guy, is he? Is he tall?
Speaker 13: Yeah, he's about six y.
Speaker 2: Three and he and he he's a he's a he's strong.
Speaker 13: Wrong, but he's an actor, so.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, there's no way he's actually riding
Speaker 2: all those horses on Yellowstone, you know, no, really I
Speaker 2: think there. I think there are plenty of the man.
Speaker 2: He doesn't want to be there anymore, is my understanding.
Speaker 2: I don't think he's done right. Yeah, it's not even
Speaker 2: there's no way he's like committed to genuine horseback riding
Speaker 2: the entire time.
Speaker 13: Man, Please let me I had to try to ride
Speaker 13: a horse for a movie, and they got me with
Speaker 13: the stunt person and they're like, well, it's it's not
Speaker 13: it won't be it won't be hard. It will just
Speaker 13: be an easy kind of trot up into the frame.
Speaker 13: And if you've ever been around a horse, they're enormous.
Speaker 2: Terrifying, terrifying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they seem scared too, and they seem scared and
Speaker 1: they look at you through the side of their eye
Speaker 1: and they can sense fear.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 13: Anyway, I got on the horse rode. I think they
Speaker 13: let me do two little circles and they're like, we're good,
Speaker 13: we're gonna He's just not ridder. I was that bad?
Speaker 13: Just trotting in a little stable.
Speaker 2: Will that actually looked like ship.
Speaker 1: You know, you know, strike it all, strag it, all,
Speaker 1: strag it all.
Speaker 13: I'm like, I talked to the direction. I'm like, was
Speaker 13: it that bad?
Speaker 2: They're like, yeah, they said you looked incredibly uncomfortable, So
Speaker 2: so I get it.
Speaker 13: Yeah's if Kevin, Yeah, you man for even what, I
Speaker 13: don't think it's not great that we're just riding horses
Speaker 13: all the time.
Speaker 1: You're sensitive, you were sensitive to the needs of the beast,
Speaker 1: and I respect that thank you. Yeah, that's why. That's
Speaker 1: why I don't ride horses.
Speaker 2: Sure, it's the kindness.
Speaker 16: Then you the times I have ridden horses, they're always
Speaker 16: giving me the horse named like Old Ricky sure or
Speaker 16: or whistlers cinnamon like they're not giving me, h, let's
Speaker 16: put them on striker yeah like smoke.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah. I I don't know that I've ever
Speaker 2: ridden a horse besides the pony rides, you know, the
Speaker 2: ones that they like that up in a in an
Speaker 2: abusive circle.
Speaker 13: Yeah yeah, and the track is well worn in the dirt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're just putting one foot in front of the other.
Speaker 2: It's just clops of their feet and tears that we
Speaker 2: didn't know there, and they're thinking, how did I get here?
Speaker 2: What did I do? Well?
Speaker 1: Because there's a carneie in the corner smoking a cigarette
Speaker 1: making sure it doesn't mess up that boy.
Speaker 13: Right with a cattle prod.
Speaker 15: Yeah go.
Speaker 2: Just the meanest people possible, abusing tiny little horses.
Speaker 1: I mean, shout to carnies. They're good folk, though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't shout them out enough.
Speaker 1: I know nobody gives it to them, is there?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 13: I feel like not a lot of black carnies out there.
Speaker 1: Trying to break them.
Speaker 2: You're not You're not one of the last frontiers that
Speaker 2: that was in one of Martin Luther King literally flashed
Speaker 2: to every carnival You've never seen you never I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I want a black.
Speaker 1: Carneie, just like a dude with a do rag work
Speaker 1: in a tilted world. Is super skinny, messed out white guys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: female carnies. I don't think you know what the problem is.
Speaker 1: Black people don't. Black people don't smoke meth.
Speaker 2: We we we're more cracked people, and crack don't sell
Speaker 2: well for uh maintaining horses and relationships, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. I think I think meth is a more working,
Speaker 2: a working man's drug. I don't see.
Speaker 1: Here's what I been different, Okay, I think that people
Speaker 1: are willing to do a lot for I think it's
Speaker 1: just we haven't been introduced to carne dumb and that's
Speaker 1: what it is.
Speaker 2: The universe soul circus, I bet has some some black carnies.
Speaker 1: What is that you're saying?
Speaker 2: Universe soul circus? Y'all don't know about versus circus? No,
Speaker 2: you keep doing it. Well, that's how they say it
Speaker 2: on the radio. Come on down. Guys. I don't know
Speaker 2: if you've heard the radio commercial, but you're nailing it.
Speaker 2: You're really you're both doing it already.
Speaker 4: Good.
Speaker 2: There's a real circus that that is black owned and
Speaker 2: black managed. And I bet they have black carnies.
Speaker 1: Do you think they have their own term? They call
Speaker 1: themselves BLARNEY's. I hope not.
Speaker 2: That would be tough. I hope you don't have to
Speaker 2: write that on a resume.
Speaker 1: That feels irish.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that feels irish. Yeah, a blarney man.
Speaker 1: You gotta get some more black carneies.
Speaker 2: I know they get more black Carneys.
Speaker 13: I'm glad we're talking about it now. Yeah, but when
Speaker 13: this drops, that will be the next thing.
Speaker 2: People. We're gonna start a generation of young boys.
Speaker 1: And for the record, if you are a black carnie,
Speaker 1: reach out, please send an email, ye because I want
Speaker 1: to see what you're wearing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, show us that bendo over your shoulder. Let's let's
Speaker 2: see itating the turtle wheel. I can't say the rise.
Speaker 1: I'm want.
Speaker 2: Wheel.
Speaker 1: I feel like if you let black people get hold
Speaker 1: of corn Dog production, I think we could do some
Speaker 1: really great stuff in the space. I think we should
Speaker 1: do some really innovative stuff.
Speaker 2: I think they're going to put grits on the outside
Speaker 2: and fry it and that's going to change the game
Speaker 2: for corn dogs.
Speaker 1: That would be crazy. Yeah, that would be crazy. It's
Speaker 1: why has it been so stagnant? Nothing's happening in corn
Speaker 1: dogs since I don't know that twenty When did corn
Speaker 1: dogs come around?
Speaker 2: That's a great question, that's a really good question. Yeah,
Speaker 2: if Olivia were in here, we forced her to do
Speaker 2: the research.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe textas Olivia.
Speaker 13: I feel like I want to look that up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's look it up. Let's find out when my
Speaker 2: corn dogs invented. I'm saying that's a depression food. Oh,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go. I'm going to go rec instruction. I'm
Speaker 2: going a little reconstruction. I think it's a little earlier.
Speaker 2: And also who takes that corn dogs? Is that American thing? Oh? Wow,
Speaker 2: We're both wrong.
Speaker 13: Nineteen thirties is what I'm looking at.
Speaker 2: Okay, No, I think it says the the Pronto pup
Speaker 2: vendors at the Minnesota State Fair claim to have invented
Speaker 2: the corn dog in nineteen forty one. Wow. On June sixteenth,
Speaker 2: nineteen forty six, Cozy Dog driving in Springfield, Illinois, claims
Speaker 2: to have been the first to serve corn dogs on sticks,
Speaker 2: so people were just raw dog and corn dogs with
Speaker 2: their hands. That sucks. That's awful.
Speaker 1: That's a trash without the stick.
Speaker 2: I hate it.
Speaker 1: Could you imagine he was a whole knit like?
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 13: I can't. I don't know the last time I had
Speaker 13: a corn dog? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Good, you'll be like, no, you don't want to go
Speaker 2: back to that eat healthy? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean what everyone so you could have?
Speaker 13: I don't even know if I've been anywhere that offers
Speaker 13: a corn dog?
Speaker 1: Got the Black Carnival mm hmm okay, which I.
Speaker 2: Think is like an emo record. I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean I guess you don't see him out and
Speaker 2: about like that. Yeah, they're not. They're not as popular,
Speaker 2: I think as they used to be back when the
Speaker 2: Minnesota State Fair was was I do remember it was
Speaker 2: a staple at school lunch in elementary school at least
Speaker 2: once a week there was corn dog part of it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And were you were you a fan? Were you happy
Speaker 2: when corn dog Day came around? Or were you like
Speaker 2: this this fucking No? I was fairly happy. I would
Speaker 2: I would a lot of mustard. I'm a big mustard guy. Okay,
Speaker 2: Ketchup is for children exactly, and I don't get it.
Speaker 2: I'm not I don't get tongue for you, right. I
Speaker 2: also feel like it's for white people. I do think
Speaker 2: that I tend to I tend to agree, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: thank you, Yeah, I tend to agree because it's like sweet,
Speaker 2: there's no challenge to it.
Speaker 1: It's the easiest condiment.
Speaker 2: It's like entry level.
Speaker 13: Ronald Reagan tried to make it a.
Speaker 2: Vegetable, So is that true? Was that a thing he
Speaker 2: was pitching that?
Speaker 13: Now maybe that's a conspiracy too, but I think in
Speaker 13: school lunches he tried to get ketchup as a vegetable
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Speaker 13: lunch program.
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Speaker 13: The next time you get in trouble crack.
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Speaker 13: I was at an event where Stevie Wonder was the
Speaker 13: musical act at this fundraising charity thing and it took
Speaker 13: a while for like they needed.
Speaker 2: To set up the stage, so.
Speaker 13: People were It was at the end of the night,
Speaker 13: so like people start leaving while he's playing, and I'm
Speaker 13: doing a bit with a buddy like this is Steve,
Speaker 13: why are you You're leaving during Stevie Winter. If if
Speaker 13: he is sighted, he'd he played it. Really, There's no
Speaker 13: part of him that was like, hey, you assholes, well
Speaker 13: yeah you rich assholes like.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm I'm playing.
Speaker 1: But that's what don't believe that. I believe that's why
Speaker 1: I believe he can't see, because yeah, he could see,
Speaker 1: he'd have an ego about.
Speaker 13: That, because he might even say, how's everyone? I feel
Speaker 13: like some of you were leaveing, Like he'd even like,
Speaker 13: my spidy senses are telling me, like people, please stay
Speaker 13: in your seat.
Speaker 2: But he didn't.
Speaker 13: He didn't.
Speaker 2: But I bet there's a part of him that has
Speaker 2: to go like, I see you, but I'm not going
Speaker 2: to blow my bag by losing it at these people.
Speaker 2: I gotta play cool, be cool, Stevie, stay calm.
Speaker 13: Would it take you guys got to get him? On
Speaker 13: the podcast, I'd say, are was some of them glass
Speaker 13: break him down? Just throwing balls at him from doing.
Speaker 2: I'm blind?
Speaker 13: How many times off the touch?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, boy Georgian. Yeah, I'm gonna boy, George.
Speaker 2: Can I present one more piece of evidence to you guys? So,
Speaker 2: and this didn't come up on the the original podcast
Speaker 2: with Felonious, but there actually was a video that I
Speaker 2: came across pretty recently of a former band member of
Speaker 2: Stevie Wonder who talks about having watched Stevie Wonder get
Speaker 2: into a fistfight with another member of the band. So
Speaker 2: basically the drummer and Stevie weren't getting along. He keeps
Speaker 2: telling him he's fucking up the drums whatever it is.
Speaker 2: The drummer gets pissed and it's like, I'm a fuck
Speaker 2: you up Stevie Wonder. He fully is like, I'm a
Speaker 2: beat your ass. I fucking hate you Stevie Wonder and
Speaker 2: basically agrees for the I can't believe he did this,
Speaker 2: but he agrees to be blindfolded. The Stevie Wonder give
Speaker 2: me the yeah, okay, he agrees to fight Stevie Wonder blindfolded,
Speaker 2: and I swear to God. The person describing this video
Speaker 2: says that that Stevie Wonder beats the ship out of
Speaker 2: this drummer, like, doesn't even the guy get way. That
Speaker 2: really lends itself to being able to listen, he said,
Speaker 2: the dude couldn't Stevie can handle himself.
Speaker 1: He can handle it, but allow me allow me to
Speaker 1: kind of yeah please, it's dark, he hits him. It
Speaker 1: makes contact the sound I think it's an echo location.
Speaker 1: You think this is I think, like I think he's
Speaker 1: beating his ass via so I don't know.
Speaker 2: He's going to be super sensitive to movement exactly. You
Speaker 2: think there's a daredevil left. That's what I think is
Speaker 2: a strategy.
Speaker 1: Because I'll say it, I'm an emotional fighter, as I've
Speaker 1: gotten into fights where my eyes.
Speaker 2: Were mostly closed.
Speaker 1: Mmm, just like kind of crying and yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and done okay.
Speaker 2: But but what I'll say is that when he describes
Speaker 2: the fight, he doesn't describe it as like emotional swinging.
Speaker 2: And he says that Steve hit him and goes try
Speaker 2: to move it and like square up, and like he says,
Speaker 2: Steve he never even laid a finger on Stevie. Wonder
Speaker 2: that's crazy.
Speaker 13: It's either a miracle or he's fucking with Maybe maybe
Speaker 13: Stevie knows how to work the speedbage that is like
Speaker 13: his he's on tour, that's his workout, so he just knows.
Speaker 13: And maybe a guy's going two more steps, maybe like
Speaker 13: one of his handlers, like two more steps, there you go,
Speaker 13: and he knows how to respond.
Speaker 2: Yeah, turn around, man, You does Stevie have an earwig?
Speaker 2: Like like you know, like assistant to the president, who's
Speaker 2: like tells you right before you're meeting someone that like, right,
Speaker 2: you met them in Nebraska two years ago. That's the
Speaker 2: mayor of this town. Like someone's in his ear yea
Speaker 2: going step, boy, George, two o'clock. Put him in a
Speaker 2: head it'd.
Speaker 13: Be pretty funny if you put him in a headline.
Speaker 2: I bet he's never had done. Oh yeah, that's funny,
Speaker 2: let's do it. What's up, boy, George. Guess who.
Speaker 1: That is?
Speaker 2: Stevie lost his ear Wick you gotta find it?
Speaker 1: Sll out. I like, but that's right.
Speaker 13: Someone always on a little microphone talking to Stevie.
Speaker 2: Who was in Stevie's here though, Yeah, that's great, that's
Speaker 2: what we got. I bet you it was Barry Gordy.
Speaker 13: But now also too. When you guys were breaking it down,
Speaker 13: the theory was that was the dispute that yes, he's talented,
Speaker 13: but he became he's more exceptional because he was quote
Speaker 13: unquote blind. Otherwise, if you didn't have that gimmick, he'd
Speaker 13: just be run of the mill musician.
Speaker 2: I firmly believe that Stevie Wonder is a exceptional talent.
Speaker 2: With no question out then no question he is a
Speaker 2: top ten objectively, there's no question, right, I will say
Speaker 2: that I think the sale of Stevie Wonder is a
Speaker 2: lot easier if he's a little blind boy.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Then if he's a from out of Sagas. Again, that's
Speaker 2: where Draymond's from, right, right, right. There's not a lot
Speaker 2: of heroes coming from Saginaw at this point, and I
Speaker 2: thinks I think Draymond is the reason he's blind. Draymond
Speaker 2: kicked the ship out of that little boy.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't give a ship.
Speaker 2: I punched first, I asked questions later, and then I
Speaker 2: retire if they threatened to punish me for it.
Speaker 13: Who's the Who's the guy? Who's the guy in the
Speaker 13: Warriors that Draymond punched out?
Speaker 2: Jordan Poole?
Speaker 13: Jordan Poole and no one.
Speaker 2: There's a little No, it's not really a conspiracy. But
Speaker 2: no one.
Speaker 13: Really jumped to the defense of Jordan Pool right. No, Yeah,
Speaker 13: I think no one really spoke up on that guy's behalf.
Speaker 2: I think they just said, Draymond, you gotta be right, okay,
Speaker 2: But the inside scoop is that guy was bugging the
Speaker 2: ship out of everyone, and Draymond laid him out. And
Speaker 2: everyone was like thanks man, we shut it like because
Speaker 2: no one was like, hey, hey George, sorry, that's not cool.
Speaker 2: Loved everyone was like hey, things happened like right.
Speaker 1: Also, Dreamond seems like he's if he's on your side,
Speaker 1: on your side, of course he's dirty to them, but
Speaker 1: like to do it in the house did feel a
Speaker 1: little out of character, right right, right right.
Speaker 2: Steph Curry being in the earwig of Draymond Green punching Jordan's.
Speaker 1: Whoa whoa.
Speaker 2: Whisper whoa knock him the funk out.
Speaker 1: Also, just to go with our podcast, that actually ties
Speaker 1: into the light skin rage. M that is not Draymond's
Speaker 1: dark skin tendencies. It's actually Steph Curry's light skin tendencies.
Speaker 17: Will your thoughts so wait, educate me here the light
Speaker 17: skin rage there, there is a theory.
Speaker 2: There is a theory that life skin people because of
Speaker 2: of the sort of like.
Speaker 13: Not being fully accepted in the community have Also.
Speaker 1: There's something genetically with bright eyes have.
Speaker 2: A active rage brewing inside of us that causes us
Speaker 2: to have very sort of big short short fuses exactly
Speaker 2: tell you will it holds it holds up? Sure, do
Speaker 2: I shake him? Sometimes I do? I do, but he
Speaker 2: gets out of line and somebody's got to do it. Wow.
Speaker 13: But yeah, no, I can see it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can see. I can see your building up. Well,
Speaker 2: you're you're a you're a sportsman. Yeah, this this feels apt.
Speaker 2: I think as a question, the n b A is rigged.
Speaker 2: It was a conversation we've we've had a fair amount
Speaker 2: of times. It comes up a lot. Yeah, how how
Speaker 2: much of a believer are you in? And it can
Speaker 2: be sports in general specific whatever you prefer.
Speaker 3: N b A.
Speaker 2: I mean to say it's rigged. Well, there was the
Speaker 2: the ref situation right with the one guy who was
Speaker 2: shaven who got caught betting on his own game and
Speaker 2: was figured out how to make enough kind of innocious
Speaker 2: calls that would add up to.
Speaker 1: Because he's just covering spread.
Speaker 2: He's just covering spreads.
Speaker 13: It's so it wasn't like losing or winning a game.
Speaker 1: A couple of charges.
Speaker 2: So that stuff seems real easy too.
Speaker 1: But basketball specifically too, I don't. You can do it
Speaker 1: in other sports in the same.
Speaker 13: Way, but that would lend itself to you want the
Speaker 13: major market teams to always win.
Speaker 1: And as a Nuggets fan.
Speaker 13: So denver it doesn't it doesn't lead to the conspiracy because.
Speaker 1: Nobody wants us to win.
Speaker 2: Against you guys. Hey, fuck you.
Speaker 13: With your with your your gyro in the center.
Speaker 1: There, that guy's made a gyro.
Speaker 13: He's genetic material.
Speaker 1: He's oh yeah, he's gone off the road for sure.
Speaker 13: He is the most awkward moving human being ever. It
Speaker 13: looks so bad, but it were conspiracy. Does he fake
Speaker 13: that the way you run and then he blows by you.
Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 2: Maybe that.
Speaker 13: And he also maintains that he doesn't work out at all.
Speaker 1: He's very red at the end of games.
Speaker 2: Could be yeah, all right, that's your sorry. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: I think he just just like sometimes sometimes just it's
Speaker 1: not graceful to be a winner. I think it's just
Speaker 1: he developed an ugly game. It's not a pretty shot
Speaker 1: necessary or anything like that. I think it's just he
Speaker 1: just has a pure eastern block will power.
Speaker 2: Well, I think it's the beauty of learning something in isolation, right,
Speaker 2: Like he fucking learned to play basketball without any of
Speaker 2: the influence of like social He's just he's just shooting
Speaker 2: them in horses mouth, a pumpkin into a into a
Speaker 2: well or something.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to crawl down and get an. I
Speaker 2: don't want to. You gotta learn to make a candial
Speaker 2: bounce off with cobbles sound like yeah, yeah. I think
Speaker 2: he just never he didn't have to look at Sean
Speaker 2: Kemp as like an influence of what Quean.
Speaker 13: He was so cools live twelve I was. We were
Speaker 13: at a hotel in Santa Monica rewriting ELF, myself, Adam
Speaker 13: McKay and Jon Favreau, and we would we walked by
Speaker 13: this room and there's all these pizza boxes step stacked
Speaker 13: up in front of the room the door. It's Sean
Speaker 13: Camp stepping out. I might, hey, Sean, what's up?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 13: He that's this one he was trying to make up
Speaker 13: comeback with the clippers, and he was pizza boxes outside
Speaker 13: the room. Needless to say, Sean did not make the clippers.
Speaker 2: I don't think.
Speaker 13: I don't think.
Speaker 2: But he was in training camp trying to make But
Speaker 2: we were just laughing, like, I love Sean Camp. That's beautiful.
Speaker 2: He's got the big pizza boxes.
Speaker 1: He's not how many think he could put down in
Speaker 1: one's seven.
Speaker 2: There were two larges, two large empty boxes. Damne.
Speaker 13: But I don't know how many consecutive nights that was,
Speaker 13: but that was two hours tops. That not those out early,
Speaker 13: especially because he was working out. Yeah, it was, he was.
Speaker 2: So what's the reason why NBA players always get like
Speaker 2: fat and weird looking is because they're they're burning five
Speaker 2: thousand calories.
Speaker 13: A day and then when you shut that down, yeah, you're.
Speaker 2: Just eating exactly the way that you ate when you
Speaker 2: without any yeah, without any exerp. High school football. Sure, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I remember when you were lane and lean and mean
Speaker 2: and then come on, look I was.
Speaker 1: I was like, I looked like Reggie White, you know, five.
Speaker 2: You were you are a Lakers fan, You're you're very
Speaker 2: active Lakers. You know.
Speaker 13: That would be the only in the so I grew
Speaker 13: up in with eighties basketball. So those those Lakers Celtics battles,
Speaker 13: that's the only that's where maybe the conspiracy is true,
Speaker 13: because I could never understand how the Lakers or either
Speaker 13: team could lose by twenty and then the next turn
Speaker 13: it right back around. But they always say, oh, they
Speaker 13: make great adjustments. What our adjustment? Yeah, I don't really know.
Speaker 13: I don't know either to like, what is it? What
Speaker 13: is an adjustment? Oh, we see that they were trying
Speaker 13: to run this play and now we're gonna we're gonna
Speaker 13: double team this play.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know. Yeah, it turns out
Speaker 2: a bunch of our guys were on cocaine last night
Speaker 2: and now they're not, and they're playing way better. Fellows, fellaws.
Speaker 13: Let's try to cut back on the cocaine and let's.
Speaker 2: Make a quick adjustment with less cocaine. But that always
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, did they just want this to
Speaker 2: go seven games? Because the league want that to go. Yeah,
Speaker 2: But even even thinking about, like that very infamous trade
Speaker 2: that never happened with Chris Paul coming to the Lakers
Speaker 2: shut down, David Stern actively shut down. That doesn't feel
Speaker 2: like a ringing.
Speaker 13: To you, complaining from Dan Gilbert, right, the owner of
Speaker 13: the Yeah, that feels pretty.
Speaker 1: I don't trust David Stern.
Speaker 2: Well, he's gone, like that's just an idea.
Speaker 1: I don't any of his dealings with in the NBA.
Speaker 1: I don't. I feel if there was ever an era
Speaker 1: that it was rigged.
Speaker 2: You feel like the David Stern era feels most active.
Speaker 13: Here's what I know is rigged for sure. The player's
Speaker 13: exuberance towards the in season tournament.
Speaker 2: What are we doing that is so fake. That ship
Speaker 2: that is so like, this is exciting. Hey, we're all
Speaker 2: about championship championships. It doesn't matter if it's middle of
Speaker 2: the season or into Yeah, that was the most hodge
Speaker 2: podge No, I I just know the league was like Lebron, please,
Speaker 2: can you just say how exciting this is? And he's like, okay,
Speaker 2: I'll do my part. Yeah, I'll say something. I'll say something.
Speaker 2: But then all of a sudden, Kevin Durant is like,
Speaker 2: this is so exciting and he hadn't said anything, and
Speaker 2: you don't talk like that. He's never never, once ever
Speaker 2: expressed it. I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: That's rig Yeah, that right, there was rig. I think
Speaker 1: so for sure I agree with that. So partial rig
Speaker 1: partial rigging.
Speaker 2: I certainly think if nothing else, we can agree that
Speaker 2: the incentives that they create via the money that these
Speaker 2: players can earn sort of rigs the system right naturally,
Speaker 2: Like they're they play hard in the nd season tournament
Speaker 2: because there's five hundred thousand dollars promise to them if
Speaker 2: they win the game.
Speaker 13: Also to I love the Lakers bench players praising Lebron
Speaker 13: for playing hard so that they could get their five
Speaker 13: hundred k they won five hundred thousand, but Ad and
Speaker 13: those guys weren't like, why don't you guys give your
Speaker 13: five hundred k and split it up with the bench players? Yeah,
Speaker 13: you're really like if that that would really that would
Speaker 13: be that would self. But then they're like, I mean,
Speaker 13: I gotta give it up to Lebron so hard. He
Speaker 13: gave full effort so we could win.
Speaker 2: That was pretty cool of him until that we could win.
Speaker 13: Maybe it just gives over you don't need that money, yeah, right,
Speaker 13: turns out your ability there you Maybe that's maybe that's
Speaker 13: easy for me to say.
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Speaker 1: I don't have any money.
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