Speaker 1: Rooking Jebels second dat up date. Me and the girl
Speaker 1: on the phone for the second day update today have
Speaker 1: a lot in common. Oh no, we're both fitness models, Caroline.
Speaker 1: Have we ever worked together before? Maybe in our dreams?
Speaker 1: So I don't know. I thought maybe I might have
Speaker 1: posed your before picture. I'm a fitness model, but I
Speaker 1: pose as the before shot. Ye, not the aftershot recognized,
Speaker 1: but Carolyn did email in for a second day update.
Speaker 1: Tell us a little bit about the guy that you
Speaker 1: want to call today. Oh my god, Kevin. Um, he's
Speaker 1: such a nice guy. Um. I met him on a
Speaker 1: dating app and he kind of struck me, like. I
Speaker 1: loved his profile, love what he had to say about himself,
Speaker 1: and I think them they that attracted me mostes. He
Speaker 1: wasn't a meathead, you know. I'm kind of used to
Speaker 1: beat meatheads, like in the fitness industry. Um, a lot
Speaker 1: of these guys are jerked today, asked on your on
Speaker 1: your dating profile, do you say that you're a fitness model?
Speaker 1: I do, and in my photos you can see it
Speaker 1: as well. Does that really serve you well? Because I
Speaker 1: feel like you would just get hundreds of replies from
Speaker 1: the exact guy you said you don't want to date,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, I definitely get a lot of those
Speaker 1: guys that I don't want. But I mean, my body
Speaker 1: looks amazing right now, Like I worked my butt off
Speaker 1: literally to look like this. You should see. I'll have
Speaker 1: to send you guys pictures and of the way I look.
Speaker 1: So I'm going to put myself out there. Check me out.
Speaker 1: From the back, I would think did you hit did
Speaker 1: you hit this guy up? Or did he hit you up?
Speaker 1: Actually I hit him up, okay, because I would assume, like,
Speaker 1: as an average guy, if I see a fitness competitor
Speaker 1: like you on a dating app, I'm gonna think twice
Speaker 1: before I hit you up, because I'm gonna think you're
Speaker 1: only going to be interested in like big buff us.
Speaker 1: You know what, Honestly, I've learned a lot about myself
Speaker 1: through the process of getting to become a fitness model,
Speaker 1: and the one thing is you have to not care
Speaker 1: in life, you know what I mean. You got to
Speaker 1: just go for what you want, go for what I want.
Speaker 1: I saw him and I was like, Boom, I want
Speaker 1: this guy, you said, like a very intense person. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what about this guy made you say boom? I want him?
Speaker 1: First of all his smile totally like captivated me. And honestly,
Speaker 1: he was the only guy that I've seen on this
Speaker 1: dating app they did not have a shirtless picture. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I see way too much skin on these dating websites.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, a guy wearing clothes. This
Speaker 1: is refreshing. It really is so different between men and
Speaker 1: women because guys look for the exact opposite. We're like, oh, gross,
Speaker 1: she's wearing a shirt. I don't want her, no, no way, completely.
Speaker 1: What did you guys decide to do for your first date?
Speaker 1: We had intentions of like bar hopping, but we were
Speaker 1: so like talking so intensely we never even left the restaurant.
Speaker 1: It was an awesome date. I mean I was blown away.
Speaker 1: Did you get into it with a kiss? Yeah? But
Speaker 1: not in the most conventional of ways. What does that mean?
Speaker 1: What does that mean if you consider like putting him
Speaker 1: in a headlock kind of you say you put your
Speaker 1: date in the headlock? You know what? I was waiting
Speaker 1: and waiting and waiting for him to make his move
Speaker 1: and he wasn't going for it, and I had a
Speaker 1: choice to make. It was either go home and not
Speaker 1: know you know what? The kiss was going to be
Speaker 1: like or going for the kill, and I went in
Speaker 1: for the kills. So you put your date in a
Speaker 1: headlock and kissed him? Yes, I did. Do you think
Speaker 1: that could be the reason he's not calling you back?
Speaker 1: He was laughing about it, so I really don't think
Speaker 1: it turned him off, to be honest with you. And like,
Speaker 1: you know, in this day and age, like the chicks
Speaker 1: should go for what he wants. I mean, why not,
Speaker 1: but you should take that kiss, even if it's by force,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. I don't think, kitty, what should be
Speaker 1: physically forced into kissing. I mean I didn't throw him down,
Speaker 1: you know, can we can we paint the picture just
Speaker 1: one more time? Here? Did he know it was coming
Speaker 1: or was it just out of the blue? No, I
Speaker 1: wasn't out of the blue. I mean we were like
Speaker 1: messing around. I knew he was nervous. I knew he
Speaker 1: kind of wanted to kiss me, but I think he
Speaker 1: was feeling me out, and I just was like, I
Speaker 1: don't have time to wait for this guy like here,
Speaker 1: and so I like put you know, like I pushed
Speaker 1: him and he pushed me, and like we're just messing around,
Speaker 1: playing and then I just put him in a headlock,
Speaker 1: went in for the kill, and then you know, the
Speaker 1: kiss lasted for a while. So it was oh so
Speaker 1: he did kiss you back for like a good amount
Speaker 1: of time. It wasn't like he was just wanting you
Speaker 1: to get off him. Yeah, no, no, he didn't want
Speaker 1: me to get off him. Definitely, all right, And how
Speaker 1: long has it been since you guys talked about it?
Speaker 1: A week and a half? Okay, Like he won't answer
Speaker 1: my text, you know, And I tried, like, you know,
Speaker 1: playing it cool, like en we're on the date. I
Speaker 1: was joking around with him. I was a little drunk.
Speaker 1: We're both a little drunk, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I could probably bench for us more than you and ah,
Speaker 1: so I kind of threw him a text and I
Speaker 1: was like, hey, when are we gonna you know, bench
Speaker 1: pressed together and have this Competition's flirty and maybe he's scared,
Speaker 1: like I'm emasculating him. He is he into fitness too,
Speaker 1: because it seems like you're only talking about fitness when
Speaker 1: you're retelling this story. He's like an average guy, you know,
Speaker 1: like nice zeque tall, he's got muscle, but he's not
Speaker 1: into it like I am. I'm definitely like count my
Speaker 1: macro is bring my meals with me everywhere. But I
Speaker 1: went on a cheat meal, Like I went on the
Speaker 1: date the night of my cheat meal, so it look
Speaker 1: like a big deal for me. So you know, when
Speaker 1: I kind of broke it down for him, I was like,
Speaker 1: this is how it works, this is how I hit
Speaker 1: my macros. And what the hell is a macro. It's
Speaker 1: like it's a it's a nutrition thing. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: it's macro nutrients basically like your proteins, carbs, and satsum divided.
Speaker 1: It sent to do day. That sounds like a horrible
Speaker 1: date topic. Okay, yeah, they're still self accused. All right,
Speaker 1: well we're gonna play a song, come back and get
Speaker 1: your second date update. All right, awesome, thanks guy. Okay,
Speaker 1: hang on looking jubil in the morning. Second All right,
Speaker 1: here we go, guys. We're almost to the end of
Speaker 1: the second date update. Just push a little bit more,
Speaker 1: only a little bit longer to go till the second
Speaker 1: date update is over. Just gonna need to listen for
Speaker 1: about ten more minutes. Okay, push, push, just ten more minutes.
Speaker 1: We're almost done. Push push, just ten more minutes. It's
Speaker 1: always fun push, Push, We're almost to the end of
Speaker 1: the second day. Update. Okay, Caroline, how you doing? Caroline
Speaker 1: on the phone? How you doing? If? If you don't
Speaker 1: understand why I'm doing that. Caroline is in the fitness industry.
Speaker 1: She's a fitness model, and today she wants to call
Speaker 1: a guy named Kevin who she went out on a
Speaker 1: date with, and he is not a fitness model or
Speaker 1: involved in the fitness industry at all. As a matter
Speaker 1: of fact, he doesn't really work out, and that's what
Speaker 1: she was looking for. So she was excited about the
Speaker 1: date they went out. She did get a kiss at
Speaker 1: the end of the night, but it was not in
Speaker 1: the most conventional way possible. Can you recap that for
Speaker 1: me one more time, Caroline, Well, he wasn't really going
Speaker 1: in for it. He's kind of being a chump, and
Speaker 1: so you know, I started messing around, we were pushing
Speaker 1: each other, and then I just put him in a
Speaker 1: headlock and gave him a kiss. Sometimes the girl's gotta
Speaker 1: do it, a girl's gotta do Yeah, I wanted what
Speaker 1: I wanted. So now he's not calling you back, We're
Speaker 1: gonna get him on the phone and find out if
Speaker 1: something went wrong on your date. Are you ready? I
Speaker 1: am so ready. Okay, here we go. Hello. Hi is
Speaker 1: this Kevin? Yeah? Hey Kevin? How are you? This is
Speaker 1: Jewil from Brooke and Jewil in the Morning. Okay? Who
Speaker 1: is this Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning.
Speaker 1: It's a radio show. You ever heard of it? Maybe?
Speaker 1: How did you get my numbers? Well? I got your
Speaker 1: number from a listener of ours. Actually, they emailed us
Speaker 1: about you. What. Yeah, there's somebody who listens to our
Speaker 1: show has been trying to get a hold of you,
Speaker 1: but you aren't calling them back. So they asked if
Speaker 1: we could get you on the phone and find out
Speaker 1: why you're not calling them. Her name is Caroline. Oh,
Speaker 1: and you guys recently went out on a date. Yep?
Speaker 1: Did you like Caroline? She emailed you about Yeah, she
Speaker 1: liked you enough to actually email a radio show to
Speaker 1: get you on the phone and find out why you're
Speaker 1: not calling her back. Oh that's that's a little bit
Speaker 1: of a compliment, isn't it. Yeah? No, I really was
Speaker 1: hoping that you wouldn't call me back. Oh okay, So
Speaker 1: you don't want to get a hold of her, No,
Speaker 1: I do not. What was so bad about the date?
Speaker 1: I just like, I got myself into something I would
Speaker 1: be not prepared for. Really, and what do you mean? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, we met on this dating website,
Speaker 1: and you know, like they say, it's too good to
Speaker 1: be true. And that was one of the worst two
Speaker 1: hours of my life. Why was it so bad? The
Speaker 1: whole thing, the whole thing. It just did not start
Speaker 1: out on the right foot. She did tell us how
Speaker 1: she put you in a headlock at the end of
Speaker 1: the date and forced you to kiss her. Oh that
Speaker 1: was that was not fun. But I was over at
Speaker 1: way before that, really really swore that you kissed her
Speaker 1: back for like a long time to try to get
Speaker 1: her away. She was holding me, all right, fine, I'll
Speaker 1: kiss you. Then. So at what point were you over
Speaker 1: the date with her? Then? I was over the date
Speaker 1: within the first ten minutes. I think, how could you
Speaker 1: be over a date in the first ten minutes. That
Speaker 1: means that you're not even giving somebody a chance. No, well,
Speaker 1: we were. We were going over the menu, and then
Speaker 1: the whole time she's talking about how it's her cheat
Speaker 1: night and how she's got to get her macros and micros,
Speaker 1: and she just you know, every single item on the menu.
Speaker 1: She's talking about its nutritional, you know, value. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: she goes into her bag and whips out this like
Speaker 1: little blue pill and she handed me and I go,
Speaker 1: what is this? And she said, it's a supository probiotic,
Speaker 1: A supository probiotic for her, for you, for me. She
Speaker 1: wanted you to take a subpository. I've known this girl
Speaker 1: for eleven minutes. And she hands me a pill and
Speaker 1: tells me to shove it up. What did you say?
Speaker 1: I kept saying no, and she just kept insisting that
Speaker 1: I take it. She's like, here, try it, It's really
Speaker 1: good for you. And I'm like, no, no, thank you.
Speaker 1: After I finally made it clear that I wasn't going
Speaker 1: to take it, she says, well, excuse me, I have
Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom to take mine. So she
Speaker 1: leaves go to the bathroom. I'm sitting there wondering if
Speaker 1: she's being serious. Then comes back saying, Oh, it's so
Speaker 1: much better. I feel so much better. Now, let's eat,
Speaker 1: let's have a fun date. Describe that exchange to me again.
Speaker 1: That's it's one of the weirdest things I ever heard.
Speaker 1: She as mad as pill and she goes, do you
Speaker 1: know what this is? And I said, no, I don't
Speaker 1: know what it is. She goes, oh, it's a probiot.
Speaker 1: It's especially designed to help promote healthy colon ecology or something.
Speaker 1: It's colon digestion. If you are listening correctly, Hey, Kevin,
Speaker 1: that's Caroline. She's actually on the other line. Caroline. You
Speaker 1: were supposed to wait until I called you into the conversation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I could. I honestly, I couldn't even wait. I was.
Speaker 1: I was tapping my feet over here, like, are you
Speaker 1: serious right now? Oh my god? Really I was nice enough.
Speaker 1: First of all, my stuff, I mean, that's expensive stuff. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's when you're digestive, it's for your health. I was
Speaker 1: just trying to be nice and share my knowledge and
Speaker 1: share what I know. And yes, it was my keea night,
Speaker 1: And honestly, I wasn't going to ruin my digestion for
Speaker 1: a date. Okay, somebody that I only knew for eleven minutes. Well, Caroline,
Speaker 1: do you want to go take a depository? Go right ahead,
Speaker 1: Oh the bathroom. You don't have to tell me. You
Speaker 1: don't have to encourage me, because joint is I know.
Speaker 1: But I was just trying to be nice. Okay, you
Speaker 1: were asking me so many questions about fitness, and you
Speaker 1: were letting me talk about it. Oh no, you're really
Speaker 1: talking about fitness incessantly. So I was being co wife
Speaker 1: and asking you questions because it was obviously what you
Speaker 1: wanted to talk about. Well, no offense, But how do
Speaker 1: you think my body got to look like this if
Speaker 1: I didn't do all of the things I was talking about.
Speaker 1: It's good for you, That's why I offered it in
Speaker 1: the first place. It's gross, That's why I said, no, really,
Speaker 1: not see a problem with asking someone to take a suppository.
Speaker 1: I offered it, Okay, I offered it. I was nice
Speaker 1: enough to pull it out of my bag. I let
Speaker 1: him know what it was about, what it was for.
Speaker 1: I'm those subpositories I make myself at home, okay, and
Speaker 1: I keep them in my bag whenever I know I'm
Speaker 1: going to have a cheat me All yeah, we Yeah,
Speaker 1: I make them myself. What's wrong with that? That's impressive,
Speaker 1: Caroline Whole made suppository. Yes, I make them myself because
Speaker 1: I'm trying to make a fitness line that I want
Speaker 1: to push and this is like my baby, this is
Speaker 1: my number one genius idea. Okay, So I've been working
Speaker 1: on it really, really hard. So, Kevin, she was just
Speaker 1: trying to share her love of suppository supplements with you,
Speaker 1: that's all. I can't push it at the gym. Why
Speaker 1: does she have to push it over cocktail? I just
Speaker 1: I don't see what the big deal is is. I mean, look,
Speaker 1: you know for my profile that I'm into fitness, I'm
Speaker 1: very heavy into it. You know, I'm not talking about
Speaker 1: the fitness. It's one thing to talk about fitness. It's
Speaker 1: another thing to try to get me to put a
Speaker 1: pill up my butt that is offered to put it
Speaker 1: in there for you. Hey, I don't understand what the
Speaker 1: problem is. Hey, Kevin, would you like to go out
Speaker 1: on a second date with Caroline? No? Are you sure
Speaker 1: you're positive? Final answer? I don't even want to go
Speaker 1: out with this guy anyway. Kevin, You're just not the
Speaker 1: person that I want at all in my life. So no,
Speaker 1: thank you. Caroline. Maybe in the future, just take it
Speaker 1: easy on the suppositories for like the first twenty minutes. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to change who I am for anybody,
Speaker 1: so I'll be sure I look for somebody that is
Speaker 1: as into fitness as I am, and that's it. Like,
Speaker 1: I will not change myself. All right, I'll bring those
Speaker 1: suppositories and I'm gonna make a lot of money, do
Speaker 1: you all right, Well, I'll find you a date. Caroline
Speaker 1: texting right now seven eight five nine two. If you're
Speaker 1: not scared to put a pill in your butt on
Speaker 1: the first date, how will he keep? A Cairline text
Speaker 1: in at seven eight five nine two that says, who
Speaker 1: doesn't make their own suppositories? These days? It's a rough economy.
Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jubil in the morning, talking, of course,
Speaker 1: about today's second date. Update. Caroline wanted to call a
Speaker 1: guy named Kevin. We got Kevin on the phone and
Speaker 1: found out why he wasn't calling her back after the date.
Speaker 1: Caroline's a fitness buff. She loves it, loves all things fitness,
Speaker 1: including making her own probiotic suppositories. And that's not really
Speaker 1: that bad necessarily except when Yeah, I mean it's kind
Speaker 1: of weird, Yeah, but weird, dude. But she actually at
Speaker 1: dinner excused herself to go pop a pill not in
Speaker 1: her mouth and offered him one, like, hey, you want
Speaker 1: a suppository real quick, we let's do this. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: can have one if you want, And he was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It just weirded me out that she
Speaker 1: was like that, and apparently she was kind of like
Speaker 1: a female meat head to the whole time, just talking
Speaker 1: about fitnesses. She put him in a headlock at the
Speaker 1: end of the date and kissed him. Oh God, text
Speaker 1: in at seven, eight, five, nine two. Would somebody making
Speaker 1: their own depositories at home and then offering you one
Speaker 1: on a date turn you off? Yes? I will not
Speaker 1: put anything in my butt on a first date, maybe
Speaker 1: a second date. Is that an April Fools joke? April
Speaker 1: Fools Brooks job bringing the jokes again. She puts everything
Speaker 1: in her butt five