WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Craziest First Date Request

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<v Speaker 1>Rooking Jebels second dat up date. Me and the girl

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone for the second day update today have

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<v Speaker 1>a lot in common. Oh no, we're both fitness models, Caroline.

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<v Speaker 1>Have we ever worked together before? Maybe in our dreams?

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't know. I thought maybe I might have

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<v Speaker 1>posed your before picture. I'm a fitness model, but I

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<v Speaker 1>pose as the before shot. Ye, not the aftershot recognized,

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<v Speaker 1>but Carolyn did email in for a second day update.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell us a little bit about the guy that you

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<v Speaker 1>want to call today. Oh my god, Kevin. Um, he's

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<v Speaker 1>such a nice guy. Um. I met him on a

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<v Speaker 1>dating app and he kind of struck me, like. I

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<v Speaker 1>loved his profile, love what he had to say about himself,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think them they that attracted me mostes. He

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't a meathead, you know. I'm kind of used to

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<v Speaker 1>beat meatheads, like in the fitness industry. Um, a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of these guys are jerked today, asked on your on

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<v Speaker 1>your dating profile, do you say that you're a fitness model?

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<v Speaker 1>I do, and in my photos you can see it

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<v Speaker 1>as well. Does that really serve you well? Because I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like you would just get hundreds of replies from

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<v Speaker 1>the exact guy you said you don't want to date,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. Yeah, I definitely get a lot of those

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<v Speaker 1>guys that I don't want. But I mean, my body

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<v Speaker 1>looks amazing right now, Like I worked my butt off

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<v Speaker 1>literally to look like this. You should see. I'll have

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<v Speaker 1>to send you guys pictures and of the way I look.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm going to put myself out there. Check me out.

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<v Speaker 1>From the back, I would think did you hit did

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<v Speaker 1>you hit this guy up? Or did he hit you up?

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<v Speaker 1>Actually I hit him up, okay, because I would assume, like,

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<v Speaker 1>as an average guy, if I see a fitness competitor

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<v Speaker 1>like you on a dating app, I'm gonna think twice

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<v Speaker 1>before I hit you up, because I'm gonna think you're

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<v Speaker 1>only going to be interested in like big buff us.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, Honestly, I've learned a lot about myself

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<v Speaker 1>through the process of getting to become a fitness model,

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<v Speaker 1>and the one thing is you have to not care

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<v Speaker 1>in life, you know what I mean. You got to

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<v Speaker 1>just go for what you want, go for what I want.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw him and I was like, Boom, I want

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<v Speaker 1>this guy, you said, like a very intense person. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what about this guy made you say boom? I want him?

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<v Speaker 1>First of all his smile totally like captivated me. And honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>he was the only guy that I've seen on this

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<v Speaker 1>dating app they did not have a shirtless picture. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I see way too much skin on these dating websites.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh my god, a guy wearing clothes. This

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<v Speaker 1>is refreshing. It really is so different between men and

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<v Speaker 1>women because guys look for the exact opposite. We're like, oh, gross,

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<v Speaker 1>she's wearing a shirt. I don't want her, no, no way, completely.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you guys decide to do for your first date?

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<v Speaker 1>We had intentions of like bar hopping, but we were

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<v Speaker 1>so like talking so intensely we never even left the restaurant.

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<v Speaker 1>It was an awesome date. I mean I was blown away.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you get into it with a kiss? Yeah? But

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<v Speaker 1>not in the most conventional of ways. What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 1>What does that mean if you consider like putting him

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<v Speaker 1>in a headlock kind of you say you put your

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<v Speaker 1>date in the headlock? You know what? I was waiting

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<v Speaker 1>and waiting and waiting for him to make his move

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<v Speaker 1>and he wasn't going for it, and I had a

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<v Speaker 1>choice to make. It was either go home and not

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<v Speaker 1>know you know what? The kiss was going to be

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<v Speaker 1>like or going for the kill, and I went in

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<v Speaker 1>for the kills. So you put your date in a

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<v Speaker 1>headlock and kissed him? Yes, I did. Do you think

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<v Speaker 1>that could be the reason he's not calling you back?

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<v Speaker 1>He was laughing about it, so I really don't think

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<v Speaker 1>it turned him off, to be honest with you. And like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, in this day and age, like the chicks

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<v Speaker 1>should go for what he wants. I mean, why not,

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<v Speaker 1>but you should take that kiss, even if it's by force,

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't matter. I don't think, kitty, what should be

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<v Speaker 1>physically forced into kissing. I mean I didn't throw him down,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, can we can we paint the picture just

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<v Speaker 1>one more time? Here? Did he know it was coming

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<v Speaker 1>or was it just out of the blue? No, I

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't out of the blue. I mean we were like

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<v Speaker 1>messing around. I knew he was nervous. I knew he

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<v Speaker 1>kind of wanted to kiss me, but I think he

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<v Speaker 1>was feeling me out, and I just was like, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have time to wait for this guy like here,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I like put you know, like I pushed

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<v Speaker 1>him and he pushed me, and like we're just messing around,

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<v Speaker 1>playing and then I just put him in a headlock,

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<v Speaker 1>went in for the kill, and then you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>kiss lasted for a while. So it was oh so

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<v Speaker 1>he did kiss you back for like a good amount

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<v Speaker 1>of time. It wasn't like he was just wanting you

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<v Speaker 1>to get off him. Yeah, no, no, he didn't want

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<v Speaker 1>me to get off him. Definitely, all right, And how

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<v Speaker 1>long has it been since you guys talked about it?

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<v Speaker 1>A week and a half? Okay, Like he won't answer

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<v Speaker 1>my text, you know, And I tried, like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>playing it cool, like en we're on the date. I

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<v Speaker 1>was joking around with him. I was a little drunk.

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<v Speaker 1>We're both a little drunk, and I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I could probably bench for us more than you and ah,

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<v Speaker 1>so I kind of threw him a text and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, hey, when are we gonna you know, bench

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<v Speaker 1>pressed together and have this Competition's flirty and maybe he's scared,

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm emasculating him. He is he into fitness too,

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<v Speaker 1>because it seems like you're only talking about fitness when

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<v Speaker 1>you're retelling this story. He's like an average guy, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like nice zeque tall, he's got muscle, but he's not

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<v Speaker 1>into it like I am. I'm definitely like count my

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<v Speaker 1>macro is bring my meals with me everywhere. But I

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<v Speaker 1>went on a cheat meal, Like I went on the

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<v Speaker 1>date the night of my cheat meal, so it look

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<v Speaker 1>like a big deal for me. So you know, when

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of broke it down for him, I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is how it works, this is how I hit

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<v Speaker 1>my macros. And what the hell is a macro. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like it's a it's a nutrition thing. Yeah, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>it's macro nutrients basically like your proteins, carbs, and satsum divided.

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<v Speaker 1>It sent to do day. That sounds like a horrible

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<v Speaker 1>date topic. Okay, yeah, they're still self accused. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>well we're gonna play a song, come back and get

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<v Speaker 1>your second date update. All right, awesome, thanks guy. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>hang on looking jubil in the morning. Second All right,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go, guys. We're almost to the end of

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<v Speaker 1>the second date update. Just push a little bit more,

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<v Speaker 1>only a little bit longer to go till the second

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<v Speaker 1>date update is over. Just gonna need to listen for

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<v Speaker 1>about ten more minutes. Okay, push, push, just ten more minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>We're almost done. Push push, just ten more minutes. It's

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<v Speaker 1>always fun push, Push, We're almost to the end of

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<v Speaker 1>the second day. Update. Okay, Caroline, how you doing? Caroline

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone? How you doing? If? If you don't

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<v Speaker 1>understand why I'm doing that. Caroline is in the fitness industry.

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<v Speaker 1>She's a fitness model, and today she wants to call

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<v Speaker 1>a guy named Kevin who she went out on a

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<v Speaker 1>date with, and he is not a fitness model or

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<v Speaker 1>involved in the fitness industry at all. As a matter

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<v Speaker 1>of fact, he doesn't really work out, and that's what

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<v Speaker 1>she was looking for. So she was excited about the

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<v Speaker 1>date they went out. She did get a kiss at

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<v Speaker 1>the end of the night, but it was not in

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<v Speaker 1>the most conventional way possible. Can you recap that for

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<v Speaker 1>me one more time, Caroline, Well, he wasn't really going

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<v Speaker 1>in for it. He's kind of being a chump, and

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<v Speaker 1>so you know, I started messing around, we were pushing

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<v Speaker 1>each other, and then I just put him in a

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<v Speaker 1>headlock and gave him a kiss. Sometimes the girl's gotta

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<v Speaker 1>do it, a girl's gotta do Yeah, I wanted what

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted. So now he's not calling you back, We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get him on the phone and find out if

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<v Speaker 1>something went wrong on your date. Are you ready? I

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<v Speaker 1>am so ready. Okay, here we go. Hello. Hi is

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<v Speaker 1>this Kevin? Yeah? Hey Kevin? How are you? This is

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<v Speaker 1>Jewil from Brooke and Jewil in the Morning. Okay? Who

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<v Speaker 1>is this Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a radio show. You ever heard of it? Maybe?

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<v Speaker 1>How did you get my numbers? Well? I got your

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<v Speaker 1>number from a listener of ours. Actually, they emailed us

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<v Speaker 1>about you. What. Yeah, there's somebody who listens to our

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<v Speaker 1>show has been trying to get a hold of you,

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<v Speaker 1>but you aren't calling them back. So they asked if

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<v Speaker 1>we could get you on the phone and find out

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<v Speaker 1>why you're not calling them. Her name is Caroline. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>and you guys recently went out on a date. Yep?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you like Caroline? She emailed you about Yeah, she

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<v Speaker 1>liked you enough to actually email a radio show to

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<v Speaker 1>get you on the phone and find out why you're

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<v Speaker 1>not calling her back. Oh that's that's a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>of a compliment, isn't it. Yeah? No, I really was

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<v Speaker 1>hoping that you wouldn't call me back. Oh okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>you don't want to get a hold of her, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I do not. What was so bad about the date?

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<v Speaker 1>I just like, I got myself into something I would

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<v Speaker 1>be not prepared for. Really, and what do you mean? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know, we met on this dating website,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, like they say, it's too good to

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<v Speaker 1>be true. And that was one of the worst two

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<v Speaker 1>hours of my life. Why was it so bad? The

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing, the whole thing. It just did not start

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<v Speaker 1>out on the right foot. She did tell us how

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<v Speaker 1>she put you in a headlock at the end of

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<v Speaker 1>the date and forced you to kiss her. Oh that

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<v Speaker 1>was that was not fun. But I was over at

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<v Speaker 1>way before that, really really swore that you kissed her

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<v Speaker 1>back for like a long time to try to get

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<v Speaker 1>her away. She was holding me, all right, fine, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>kiss you. Then. So at what point were you over

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<v Speaker 1>the date with her? Then? I was over the date

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<v Speaker 1>within the first ten minutes. I think, how could you

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<v Speaker 1>be over a date in the first ten minutes. That

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<v Speaker 1>means that you're not even giving somebody a chance. No, well,

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<v Speaker 1>we were. We were going over the menu, and then

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<v Speaker 1>the whole time she's talking about how it's her cheat

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<v Speaker 1>night and how she's got to get her macros and micros,

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<v Speaker 1>and she just you know, every single item on the menu.

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<v Speaker 1>She's talking about its nutritional, you know, value. Yeah, And

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<v Speaker 1>she goes into her bag and whips out this like

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<v Speaker 1>little blue pill and she handed me and I go,

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<v Speaker 1>what is this? And she said, it's a supository probiotic,

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<v Speaker 1>A supository probiotic for her, for you, for me. She

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<v Speaker 1>wanted you to take a subpository. I've known this girl

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<v Speaker 1>for eleven minutes. And she hands me a pill and

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<v Speaker 1>tells me to shove it up. What did you say?

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<v Speaker 1>I kept saying no, and she just kept insisting that

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<v Speaker 1>I take it. She's like, here, try it, It's really

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<v Speaker 1>good for you. And I'm like, no, no, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>After I finally made it clear that I wasn't going

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<v Speaker 1>to take it, she says, well, excuse me, I have

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<v Speaker 1>to go to the bathroom to take mine. So she

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<v Speaker 1>leaves go to the bathroom. I'm sitting there wondering if

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<v Speaker 1>she's being serious. Then comes back saying, Oh, it's so

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<v Speaker 1>much better. I feel so much better. Now, let's eat,

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<v Speaker 1>let's have a fun date. Describe that exchange to me again.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it's one of the weirdest things I ever heard.

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<v Speaker 1>She as mad as pill and she goes, do you

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<v Speaker 1>know what this is? And I said, no, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what it is. She goes, oh, it's a probiot.

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<v Speaker 1>It's especially designed to help promote healthy colon ecology or something.

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<v Speaker 1>It's colon digestion. If you are listening correctly, Hey, Kevin,

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<v Speaker 1>that's Caroline. She's actually on the other line. Caroline. You

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<v Speaker 1>were supposed to wait until I called you into the conversation. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I could. I honestly, I couldn't even wait. I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I was tapping my feet over here, like, are you

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<v Speaker 1>serious right now? Oh my god? Really I was nice enough.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, my stuff, I mean, that's expensive stuff. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's when you're digestive, it's for your health. I was

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<v Speaker 1>just trying to be nice and share my knowledge and

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<v Speaker 1>share what I know. And yes, it was my keea night,

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<v Speaker 1>And honestly, I wasn't going to ruin my digestion for

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<v Speaker 1>a date. Okay, somebody that I only knew for eleven minutes. Well, Caroline,

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to go take a depository? Go right ahead,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh the bathroom. You don't have to tell me. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to encourage me, because joint is I know.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was just trying to be nice. Okay, you

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<v Speaker 1>were asking me so many questions about fitness, and you

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<v Speaker 1>were letting me talk about it. Oh no, you're really

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<v Speaker 1>talking about fitness incessantly. So I was being co wife

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<v Speaker 1>and asking you questions because it was obviously what you

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to talk about. Well, no offense, But how do

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<v Speaker 1>you think my body got to look like this if

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't do all of the things I was talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>It's good for you, That's why I offered it in

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<v Speaker 1>the first place. It's gross, That's why I said, no, really,

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<v Speaker 1>not see a problem with asking someone to take a suppository.

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<v Speaker 1>I offered it, Okay, I offered it. I was nice

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<v Speaker 1>enough to pull it out of my bag. I let

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<v Speaker 1>him know what it was about, what it was for.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm those subpositories I make myself at home, okay, and

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<v Speaker 1>I keep them in my bag whenever I know I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to have a cheat me All yeah, we Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I make them myself. What's wrong with that? That's impressive,

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<v Speaker 1>Caroline Whole made suppository. Yes, I make them myself because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to make a fitness line that I want

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<v Speaker 1>to push and this is like my baby, this is

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<v Speaker 1>my number one genius idea. Okay, So I've been working

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<v Speaker 1>on it really, really hard. So, Kevin, she was just

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<v Speaker 1>trying to share her love of suppository supplements with you,

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<v Speaker 1>that's all. I can't push it at the gym. Why

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<v Speaker 1>does she have to push it over cocktail? I just

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<v Speaker 1>I don't see what the big deal is is. I mean, look,

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<v Speaker 1>you know for my profile that I'm into fitness, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>very heavy into it. You know, I'm not talking about

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<v Speaker 1>the fitness. It's one thing to talk about fitness. It's

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<v Speaker 1>another thing to try to get me to put a

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<v Speaker 1>pill up my butt that is offered to put it

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<v Speaker 1>in there for you. Hey, I don't understand what the

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<v Speaker 1>problem is. Hey, Kevin, would you like to go out

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<v Speaker 1>on a second date with Caroline? No? Are you sure

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<v Speaker 1>you're positive? Final answer? I don't even want to go

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<v Speaker 1>out with this guy anyway. Kevin, You're just not the

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<v Speaker 1>person that I want at all in my life. So no,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. Caroline. Maybe in the future, just take it

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<v Speaker 1>easy on the suppositories for like the first twenty minutes. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to change who I am for anybody,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'll be sure I look for somebody that is

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<v Speaker 1>as into fitness as I am, and that's it. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I will not change myself. All right, I'll bring those

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<v Speaker 1>suppositories and I'm gonna make a lot of money, do

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<v Speaker 1>you all right, Well, I'll find you a date. Caroline

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<v Speaker 1>texting right now seven eight five nine two. If you're

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<v Speaker 1>not scared to put a pill in your butt on

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<v Speaker 1>the first date, how will he keep? A Cairline text

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<v Speaker 1>in at seven eight five nine two that says, who

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't make their own suppositories? These days? It's a rough economy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Brook and Jubil in the morning, talking, of course,

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<v Speaker 1>about today's second date. Update. Caroline wanted to call a

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<v Speaker 1>guy named Kevin. We got Kevin on the phone and

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<v Speaker 1>found out why he wasn't calling her back after the date.

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<v Speaker 1>Caroline's a fitness buff. She loves it, loves all things fitness,

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<v Speaker 1>including making her own probiotic suppositories. And that's not really

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<v Speaker 1>that bad necessarily except when Yeah, I mean it's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of weird, Yeah, but weird, dude. But she actually at

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<v Speaker 1>dinner excused herself to go pop a pill not in

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<v Speaker 1>her mouth and offered him one, like, hey, you want

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<v Speaker 1>a suppository real quick, we let's do this. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>can have one if you want, And he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. It just weirded me out that she

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<v Speaker 1>was like that, and apparently she was kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>a female meat head to the whole time, just talking

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<v Speaker 1>about fitnesses. She put him in a headlock at the

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<v Speaker 1>end of the date and kissed him. Oh God, text

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<v Speaker 1>in at seven, eight, five, nine two. Would somebody making

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<v Speaker 1>their own depositories at home and then offering you one

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<v Speaker 1>on a date turn you off? Yes? I will not

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<v Speaker 1>put anything in my butt on a first date, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>a second date. Is that an April Fools joke? April

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<v Speaker 1>Fools Brooks job bringing the jokes again. She puts everything

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<v Speaker 1>in her butt five