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Speaker 1: Rooking Jebels second dat up date. Me and the girl

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Speaker 1: on the phone for the second day update today have

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Speaker 1: a lot in common. Oh no, we're both fitness models, Caroline.

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Speaker 1: Have we ever worked together before? Maybe in our dreams?

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Speaker 1: So I don't know. I thought maybe I might have

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Speaker 1: posed your before picture. I'm a fitness model, but I

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Speaker 1: pose as the before shot. Ye, not the aftershot recognized,

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Speaker 1: but Carolyn did email in for a second day update.

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Speaker 1: Tell us a little bit about the guy that you

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Speaker 1: want to call today. Oh my god, Kevin. Um, he's

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Speaker 1: such a nice guy. Um. I met him on a

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Speaker 1: dating app and he kind of struck me, like. I

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Speaker 1: loved his profile, love what he had to say about himself,

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Speaker 1: and I think them they that attracted me mostes. He

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Speaker 1: wasn't a meathead, you know. I'm kind of used to

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Speaker 1: beat meatheads, like in the fitness industry. Um, a lot

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Speaker 1: of these guys are jerked today, asked on your on

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Speaker 1: your dating profile, do you say that you're a fitness model?

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Speaker 1: I do, and in my photos you can see it

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Speaker 1: as well. Does that really serve you well? Because I

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Speaker 1: feel like you would just get hundreds of replies from

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Speaker 1: the exact guy you said you don't want to date,

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Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, I definitely get a lot of those

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Speaker 1: guys that I don't want. But I mean, my body

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Speaker 1: looks amazing right now, Like I worked my butt off

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Speaker 1: literally to look like this. You should see. I'll have

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Speaker 1: to send you guys pictures and of the way I look.

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Speaker 1: So I'm going to put myself out there. Check me out.

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Speaker 1: From the back, I would think did you hit did

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Speaker 1: you hit this guy up? Or did he hit you up?

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Speaker 1: Actually I hit him up, okay, because I would assume, like,

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Speaker 1: as an average guy, if I see a fitness competitor

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Speaker 1: like you on a dating app, I'm gonna think twice

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Speaker 1: before I hit you up, because I'm gonna think you're

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Speaker 1: only going to be interested in like big buff us.

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Speaker 1: You know what, Honestly, I've learned a lot about myself

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Speaker 1: through the process of getting to become a fitness model,

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Speaker 1: and the one thing is you have to not care

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Speaker 1: in life, you know what I mean. You got to

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Speaker 1: just go for what you want, go for what I want.

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Speaker 1: I saw him and I was like, Boom, I want

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Speaker 1: this guy, you said, like a very intense person. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what about this guy made you say boom? I want him?

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Speaker 1: First of all his smile totally like captivated me. And honestly,

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Speaker 1: he was the only guy that I've seen on this

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Speaker 1: dating app they did not have a shirtless picture. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I see way too much skin on these dating websites.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, a guy wearing clothes. This

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Speaker 1: women because guys look for the exact opposite. We're like, oh, gross,

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Speaker 1: she's wearing a shirt. I don't want her, no, no way, completely.

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Speaker 1: What did you guys decide to do for your first date?

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Speaker 1: We had intentions of like bar hopping, but we were

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Speaker 1: so like talking so intensely we never even left the restaurant.

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Speaker 1: It was an awesome date. I mean I was blown away.

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Speaker 1: Did you get into it with a kiss? Yeah? But

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Speaker 1: not in the most conventional of ways. What does that mean?

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Speaker 1: What does that mean if you consider like putting him

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Speaker 1: date in the headlock? You know what? I was waiting

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Speaker 1: and he wasn't going for it, and I had a

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Speaker 1: know you know what? The kiss was going to be

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Speaker 1: like or going for the kill, and I went in

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Speaker 1: for the kills. So you put your date in a

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Speaker 1: headlock and kissed him? Yes, I did. Do you think

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Speaker 1: that could be the reason he's not calling you back?

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Speaker 1: He was laughing about it, so I really don't think

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Speaker 1: it turned him off, to be honest with you. And like,

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Speaker 1: you know, in this day and age, like the chicks

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Speaker 1: should go for what he wants. I mean, why not,

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Speaker 1: but you should take that kiss, even if it's by force,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. I don't think, kitty, what should be

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Speaker 1: physically forced into kissing. I mean I didn't throw him down,

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Speaker 1: one more time? Here? Did he know it was coming

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Speaker 1: or was it just out of the blue? No, I

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Speaker 1: and so I like put you know, like I pushed

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Speaker 1: me to get off him. Definitely, all right, And how

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Speaker 1: A week and a half? Okay, Like he won't answer

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Speaker 1: my text, you know, And I tried, like, you know,

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Speaker 1: We're both a little drunk, and I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: pressed together and have this Competition's flirty and maybe he's scared,

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Speaker 1: like I'm emasculating him. He is he into fitness too,

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Speaker 1: because it seems like you're only talking about fitness when

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Speaker 1: you're retelling this story. He's like an average guy, you know,

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Speaker 1: like nice zeque tall, he's got muscle, but he's not

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Speaker 1: into it like I am. I'm definitely like count my

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Speaker 1: macro is bring my meals with me everywhere. But I

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Speaker 1: I kind of broke it down for him, I was like,

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Speaker 1: my macros. And what the hell is a macro. It's

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Speaker 1: like it's a it's a nutrition thing. Yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: it's macro nutrients basically like your proteins, carbs, and satsum divided.

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Speaker 1: It sent to do day. That sounds like a horrible

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Speaker 1: date topic. Okay, yeah, they're still self accused. All right,

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Speaker 1: well we're gonna play a song, come back and get

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Speaker 1: your second date update. All right, awesome, thanks guy. Okay,

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Speaker 1: hang on looking jubil in the morning. Second All right,

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Speaker 1: here we go, guys. We're almost to the end of

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Speaker 1: the second date update. Just push a little bit more,

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Speaker 1: only a little bit longer to go till the second

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Speaker 1: date update is over. Just gonna need to listen for

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Speaker 1: about ten more minutes. Okay, push, push, just ten more minutes.

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Speaker 1: We're almost done. Push push, just ten more minutes. It's

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Speaker 1: always fun push, Push, We're almost to the end of

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Speaker 1: the second day. Update. Okay, Caroline, how you doing? Caroline

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Speaker 1: on the phone? How you doing? If? If you don't

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Speaker 1: understand why I'm doing that. Caroline is in the fitness industry.

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Speaker 1: She's a fitness model, and today she wants to call

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Speaker 1: a guy named Kevin who she went out on a

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Speaker 1: of fact, he doesn't really work out, and that's what

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Speaker 1: date they went out. She did get a kiss at

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Speaker 1: the end of the night, but it was not in

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Speaker 1: the most conventional way possible. Can you recap that for

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Speaker 1: me one more time, Caroline, Well, he wasn't really going

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Speaker 1: so you know, I started messing around, we were pushing

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Speaker 1: do it, a girl's gotta do Yeah, I wanted what

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Speaker 1: I wanted. So now he's not calling you back, We're

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Speaker 1: gonna get him on the phone and find out if

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Speaker 1: something went wrong on your date. Are you ready? I

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Speaker 1: am so ready. Okay, here we go. Hello. Hi is

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Speaker 1: this Kevin? Yeah? Hey Kevin? How are you? This is

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Speaker 1: Jewil from Brooke and Jewil in the Morning. Okay? Who

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Speaker 1: is this Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: It's a radio show. You ever heard of it? Maybe?

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Speaker 1: How did you get my numbers? Well? I got your

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Speaker 1: number from a listener of ours. Actually, they emailed us

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Speaker 1: about you. What. Yeah, there's somebody who listens to our

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Speaker 1: show has been trying to get a hold of you,

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Speaker 1: why you're not calling them. Her name is Caroline. Oh,

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Speaker 1: and you guys recently went out on a date. Yep?

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Speaker 1: Did you like Caroline? She emailed you about Yeah, she

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Speaker 1: not calling her back. Oh that's that's a little bit

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Speaker 1: of a compliment, isn't it. Yeah? No, I really was

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Speaker 1: hoping that you wouldn't call me back. Oh okay, So

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Speaker 1: you don't want to get a hold of her, No,

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Speaker 1: I do not. What was so bad about the date?

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Speaker 1: I just like, I got myself into something I would

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Speaker 1: be not prepared for. Really, and what do you mean? Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know, we met on this dating website,

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Speaker 1: and you know, like they say, it's too good to

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Speaker 1: the date and forced you to kiss her. Oh that

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Speaker 1: was that was not fun. But I was over at

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Speaker 1: way before that, really really swore that you kissed her

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Speaker 1: kiss you. Then. So at what point were you over

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Speaker 1: the date with her? Then? I was over the date

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Speaker 1: within the first ten minutes. I think, how could you

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Speaker 1: be over a date in the first ten minutes. That

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Speaker 1: means that you're not even giving somebody a chance. No, well,

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Speaker 1: we were. We were going over the menu, and then

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Speaker 1: the whole time she's talking about how it's her cheat

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Speaker 1: night and how she's got to get her macros and micros,

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Speaker 1: and she just you know, every single item on the menu.

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Speaker 1: She's talking about its nutritional, you know, value. Yeah, And

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Speaker 1: what is this? And she said, it's a supository probiotic,

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Speaker 1: A supository probiotic for her, for you, for me. She

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Speaker 1: wanted you to take a subpository. I've known this girl

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Speaker 1: for eleven minutes. And she hands me a pill and

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Speaker 1: tells me to shove it up. What did you say?

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Speaker 1: I kept saying no, and she just kept insisting that

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Speaker 1: much better. I feel so much better. Now, let's eat,

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Speaker 1: let's have a fun date. Describe that exchange to me again.

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Speaker 1: about today's second date. Update. Caroline wanted to call a

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Speaker 1: Caroline's a fitness buff. She loves it, loves all things fitness,

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Speaker 1: in at seven, eight, five, nine two. Would somebody making

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Speaker 1: a second date. Is that an April Fools joke? April

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