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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. This Cole Stratton

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Speaker 1: here filling in once again for Kevin Pollock, who was

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Speaker 1: off shooting Miami Rap City Part two Cocaine Nights. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, he's perfect for that, so good. I didn't

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Speaker 1: get a call about that. He should have. Let's meet

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Speaker 1: our alchemists for today. He's the man with the Midas

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Speaker 1: touched James Heeney, James, what can't you turn into golden?

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Speaker 1: I can't turn into gold? Um uh? Actually I think

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Speaker 1: I can turn everything into gold. Honestly I have never

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Speaker 1: I have taken ship and turned it into gold, like

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Speaker 1: you know, not worthy, Now it's worthy. Sorry, nothing nothing

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Speaker 1: turned into gold. I always remember to leave a review.

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Speaker 1: But okay, pretty much what I expected. She's the original

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Speaker 1: triangle player for the Dave Matthews Band. But v why

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Speaker 1: did you leave David of Boys? Oh you know, I

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Speaker 1: just loved our earlier stuff. Yeah that's fair. Uh. He's

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Speaker 1: the fourth pet Boy and super bitter about it. Mark Gagliardi, Mark,

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Speaker 1: what happened? The thing is, I don't like getting caricatured,

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Speaker 1: so when they when with the day came to get

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Speaker 1: those three caricatures done of all the dudes. I said no,

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Speaker 1: thank you, and they said, well, you're not a pet

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Speaker 1: boy anymore. Tragic man. Yeah, exactly. He's exposed himself to

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Speaker 1: a ton of gamma radiation and hopes of getting superpowers.

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Speaker 1: Brad Norman, what superpowers are you after? Man? Patients just

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Speaker 1: want patience and empathy. That's my superpower. I want that

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Speaker 1: to be My superpower is that? And like I want

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Speaker 1: to be able to grow those connectors from the mustache

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Speaker 1: to the beard, because I can grow good beer and

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Speaker 1: any good mustache, but I can't connect them. You just

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Speaker 1: grow the mustache out long enough. I mean, yeah, but

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Speaker 1: then again, you know, like then it's like this want

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Speaker 1: to weave my face, but I appreciate, Well, I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I'll take your suggestion, all right. He's Rocky's biggest nemesis.

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Speaker 1: Craig Kakowski. Craig, how's the training going? I pity so

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Speaker 1: much fool pitying. And finally, Miami Dade High School's homecoming

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Speaker 1: king eleven years running Joey career, Joey, what are you

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Speaker 1: finally gonna graduate? Uh? Whenever I stopped being coolest? Shit?

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Speaker 1: So never man never did. That's all right, all right,

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Speaker 1: let's get to our first scene. All of today's scene

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Speaker 1: suggestions were gathered from our listeners emails. If you'd like

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Speaker 1: to submit yours, please write to the podcast at your

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Speaker 1: name here at alchemy this dot com. That's your name

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Speaker 1: here at alchemy this dot com our first suggestion. Hey, guys,

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Speaker 1: just want to say I appreciate all of you for

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Speaker 1: making this one of the funniest podcasts I've ever heard.

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Speaker 1: My job has been working a lot in vacant apart

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Speaker 1: in homes and communities all around Raleigh, Durham, Chapel Hill,

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Speaker 1: and you guys make my work days of breeze. One

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Speaker 1: day I found myself laughing hysterically at the back of

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Speaker 1: my work truck at an apartment I was working at,

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Speaker 1: and a couple walk past me and looked at me

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Speaker 1: like I was mental. But I wouldn't want it any

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Speaker 1: other way. I have tickled James. Well, that's happened to me.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't listening to anything. I had a suggestion for

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Speaker 1: see where one of you is a leasing agent showing

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Speaker 1: off apartments to a young couple, but the leasing agent

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Speaker 1: suspects the couple of wanting to use the apartment to

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Speaker 1: cook meth in it. Thanks guys love the show. You

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Speaker 1: make my work days so much better. Alright, So it's

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Speaker 1: a two bedroom, one dining room, two and a half.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry one more time with continence. Well there are

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Speaker 1: all the appliances are gas powered. Uh yeah, except for

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Speaker 1: the refrigerator of course it's electric. Um and uh it's

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Speaker 1: all gas, natural gas and waters actually included with the rent.

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Speaker 1: That's great, this is perfect. Oh wow, well we want

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Speaker 1: to hand the family. I can't wait, you know, I

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Speaker 1: just gotta ask, are you guys I'm not breaking it? No, yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: this this has nothing to do with the apartment. I'm

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Speaker 1: just just this person in person. I don't take off

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Speaker 1: my name tag here, and I'm not going to be

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Speaker 1: a real estatem No, no, this is my name. This

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Speaker 1: is me taking off my name tag. It's a symbologist. Um.

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Speaker 1: So uh it seems like you guys are really like

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Speaker 1: sore and scratchy and it and I'm it scratchy. The

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Speaker 1: open house, Oh my god, it's a flophouse. Well what

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Speaker 1: the hell is this? This is disgusting? Okay, see, oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's okay. It's just say well, it's there's a certain

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Speaker 1: um how can I put it? There's a certain sure. Okay,

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Speaker 1: there's a certain quality of certain of character that we

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Speaker 1: uh we insist upon here at the Pelican, right, and

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Speaker 1: Pelican arms and and have, we just want to make

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Speaker 1: sure that you can be respectful of your neighbors. Um,

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Speaker 1: I got more pants than this pair. Okay, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: you know what. I'm just gonna come right out and

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Speaker 1: say it. You guys seem like methacts. I mean, you

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Speaker 1: have teeth like a jack O lantern. Your skin looks

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Speaker 1: like it your skin looked like it was covered in

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Speaker 1: candle wells. But this has improved from what it was. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I mean listen, I like Halloween as much as the

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Speaker 1: next guy. You know, and personally Jack lannerd so like

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Speaker 1: my favorite part. Come in, Michael, we bought you. I

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Speaker 1: mean listen, listen. I just you seem like you might

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Speaker 1: have some problems that supersed getting an apartment. You guys

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Speaker 1: are leaving Goblin Hollow. We're trying to find bo We

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Speaker 1: love you here, we all do you know what? We're

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Speaker 1: just spending our wheels here on Goblin Hallo. You know

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Speaker 1: we weren't a family. We need to know some good school.

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Speaker 1: We have a family, were going, They're so good enough

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Speaker 1: for you. You know what I don't like to think

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Speaker 1: about like dat SHMC. I think I understand what's happening here.

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Speaker 1: You don't like sleeping in a big naked pile under

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Speaker 1: a tree. We knew you. I love the naked pile.

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Speaker 1: I'd like some. They'll give you one. Have a family.

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Speaker 1: You can just steal some jewel real VOI you we

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Speaker 1: don't have. I can make all these bones together to

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Speaker 1: make a kid or something. We wanted to have a

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Speaker 1: kid with flesh on it. We wanted to get job.

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Speaker 1: So you want to adopt. Yeah, okay, let's see what. Wow,

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Speaker 1: this a little pinkish one. Uh they're they're a little

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Speaker 1: pinkish when they're boring. Nice, But I just love to

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Speaker 1: see your your qualifications. Is that this folder right here? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: This is O Did you eat fries off of this?

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Speaker 1: Not off of it? Out of it? Oh? Okay, Uh,

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Speaker 1: let's see this. Oh this is just a blank sheet

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Speaker 1: of paper. And I couldn't have somebody at any moment. Yeah, yea.

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Speaker 1: I was kind of hoping you would show me some

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Speaker 1: some I don't know a source of income or do

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Speaker 1: you have. There's a couple of actions that we haven't

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Speaker 1: the table for the We want you hand with baby,

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Speaker 1: it'll be let me okay, thank you putting bag in there.

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Speaker 1: Once you have a baby from the bottom the bat too.

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Speaker 1: Why don't you have a baby. It's a lot easier

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Speaker 1: to get a jump when you can. I want to

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Speaker 1: make a career move. And now also, I hate to

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Speaker 1: bring this up, but we are entitled to We have

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Speaker 1: access to a goblin trust that really keeps our pockets flush.

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Speaker 1: Is this like that goblin that Harry Potter Goblin bank

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Speaker 1: with all the money? Real? This is real where a

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Speaker 1: part of the goblins were from Goblin hallar towards the

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Speaker 1: lab and we're moving out into the rug dollar world

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Speaker 1: and we have access to will trust money. Okay, So

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Speaker 1: how much trust money do you have access to? It's

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Speaker 1: verily enough and probably enough. Okay. See, this is this

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Speaker 1: is why I get nervous because you have not mentioned

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Speaker 1: any numbers. You just claim and that's plus seven, which

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Speaker 1: is seven and twenty seven? Is may I do manth

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Speaker 1: all the time? What did you say? Man do the

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Speaker 1: manth all the time? You must be the new couple

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Speaker 1: in five I'm I'm blaming. Lacroix live across the hall

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Speaker 1: from the crime from the Lacy family. Would you like

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Speaker 1: to come in? Sure? Sure, I'd love to see what

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Speaker 1: you've done with the place. We put some mud here,

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Speaker 1: oh god, and there's some furniture from Jennifer right here.

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Speaker 1: That's very nice. Yeah, but the floor is very muddy.

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Speaker 1: I was going to ask. Thank you for not asking.

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Speaker 1: It's the fresh is just telling you blind Buster Hart

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Speaker 1: for just making the walk over blind you first name,

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Speaker 1: it's coming in really here? Do you want one of

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Speaker 1: these cans of food? Um? What's what's anything? Exactly? It

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Speaker 1: just says food. That's right, dude. God, that's a little

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Speaker 1: luck of the draw, and then we can get there

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Speaker 1: with a tleef if you hungry. I'm good. I'm actually

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Speaker 1: on a very tight talet right now. Heyn doc blame.

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Speaker 1: Where'd you go? I'm gonna go pick up the kids. Okay, okay, honey,

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Speaker 1: come in here. I just wanted you to meet our

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Speaker 1: new neighbors. Hello, Hi, Sparkles Lacroix. How are you. It's

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Speaker 1: so nice to have people over a can of food?

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Speaker 1: Can't oh no, thank you, I'm good, But I go

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Speaker 1: get the kids right now. The kids are at soccer practice,

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Speaker 1: so many of them. They just run us wild. We

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Speaker 1: got too many I could take, we could take to do?

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Speaker 1: What do the baby is blunt? Hi, Michael, Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm one of the tenants at Pelican cover you. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't your personal real estation. But I remember Reggie handling. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: and he was. He was very kind. That's with this

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Speaker 1: great guy. That guy died at gingivitis. He died. He's

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Speaker 1: He did. Yeah, dumb disease. Yeah, I know he guys

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Speaker 1: talking about Reggie. Yeah, sometimes I still find foot steps

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Speaker 1: I find footsteps on the carpet where Reggie would always

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Speaker 1: get his jerky. Okay, but it only goes in one direction.

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Speaker 1: Were I know? Okay? I mean he did love beef jerky.

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Speaker 1: sorry to hear his passing. Well, the specter of Michael

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Speaker 1: or the specter of Reggie is good news for Michael.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean, Because I'm handling all of

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Speaker 1: his accounts now, and if I would have died suddenly

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Speaker 1: I think that Reggie will never be good news for Michael.

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Speaker 1: I think that he might have no. I felt no,

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Speaker 1: I didn't hear anything. Pete, a little um question you have?

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Speaker 1: You have a question. I didn't catch your name. Lay,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Trickle, Trickle, Trinkle, oh trinkle. You know that's

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Speaker 1: what my mom used to call going pe when I

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Speaker 1: was a little kid. Yeah, it's tringle. Yeah, oh triingle.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Okay, So trickle, Mr Trinkle, you're in Trinkle?

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Speaker 1: What what's your unit number? Twelve three three twelve three

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Speaker 1: twelve okay, three twelve, great, and your question. I just

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Speaker 1: want to say that they're how don't want to be

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Speaker 1: um out in anybody or like seeming goblinist, but there

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Speaker 1: are some listens in the area. They're making meth, and

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Speaker 1: I think they're getting the other tenants to get high

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Speaker 1: on meth. Okay, okay, So that's just gotta be out, okay,

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Speaker 1: because that's not what I pay money to be. I

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Speaker 1: don't pay money to being a goblin method Trinkle, listen.

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Speaker 1: I want to help you, but I got into a

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Speaker 1: lot of hot water when I accused those goblins of

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Speaker 1: being methodics. They are. I'm sorry. They or there's the

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Speaker 1: piles of needles of front of the door. I went

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Speaker 1: to sixteen weeks of some sensitivity training because of that incident,

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Speaker 1: and I still I had to get on a discount

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Speaker 1: All kids, careful around the needle pile. Let's move past there.

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Speaker 1: We just used dozen needles for keeping our skin with

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Speaker 1: holes to aerate our skinning. But Blaine and I thought

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Speaker 1: our second scene. Hey, alchemist Tim from San Jose. I

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Speaker 1: that is made out of tin? Well, nothing is just foil,

415
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 1: but we're not tin foiliable foil. We have several other

416
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:09,240
Speaker 1: foils that they're not tin base. If you want to

417
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:12,000
Speaker 1: you need to go to the tin district. To tin district.

418
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 1: That's a dangerous area, I know it. If you want tin,

419
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:16,159
Speaker 1: that's where you have to go. All right? All right,

420
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:19,280
Speaker 1: hey kid, what are you looking for? I was looking

421
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:21,840
Speaker 1: to see if you guys had any products that need teeth.

422
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:27,200
Speaker 1: Knock that face. I was hoping not coming come. He's

423
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:29,359
Speaker 1: gonna get his teeth, not bread out of his face

424
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:35,280
Speaker 1: going to Tintown. These teach are these are my These

425
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:37,600
Speaker 1: are not baby teeth. I need to keep man boy

426
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:42,760
Speaker 1: this way. That's the safety boy. I'm running here again.

427
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:48,080
Speaker 1: Down careful now you look stress? Are you all right?

428
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,280
Speaker 1: I just need I'm here to try to pick up

429
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:53,879
Speaker 1: some tin. Yeah, you're an officer. I don't want to

430
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:57,480
Speaker 1: touch your nipples les, Okay, I'll just touch one of

431
00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:01,080
Speaker 1: them for a second. Is there any way you can

432
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:04,400
Speaker 1: help me get tin? Shut up? Shut? Are you really

433
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:10,840
Speaker 1: a copper? You just a crugslist? Come on down bench

434
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:19,119
Speaker 1: hand town? Are you okay? Sick? Not very much? Are

435
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:23,200
Speaker 1: my name? You got the old tin town hand shape.

436
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,159
Speaker 1: I tried as much as I could get tin foil,

437
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:32,359
Speaker 1: but it was a little bit he used to falling

438
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 1: out and you're embarrassing me, Henry, Well, I'm sorry, I'm

439
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,440
Speaker 1: a dumb idiot, and you wish you've got your brother.

440
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:41,720
Speaker 1: That's that's a tragic story. That is a tragic story.

441
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:45,399
Speaker 1: I moved firstly, I moved. It doesn't Yes, it does.

442
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:47,760
Speaker 1: Did you want me to try? You need to hug

443
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:56,959
Speaker 1: Henry had shake. That's right. I came from Tintown, all right?

444
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 1: So do we like? Do we like? Or everyone? Welcome

445
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:05,720
Speaker 1: to the Zoogle Q four big announcement. Yes, thank you

446
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:11,120
Speaker 1: so much? Yeah, fuck were we here at Zoogle are

447
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:14,640
Speaker 1: excited to launch a brand new product, a product line

448
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:17,800
Speaker 1: of live animals that could be made into speakers. So

449
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 1: let's bring them out. Here's our dolphin model we did.

450
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:30,320
Speaker 1: We made this one on porpoise and uh, you know

451
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:32,520
Speaker 1: if you just take if you lift the dolphin and

452
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:35,119
Speaker 1: just twisted forty five degrees and you can tell the

453
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,080
Speaker 1: animal is stressed. But if you stay at the back,

454
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:40,720
Speaker 1: you're unlikely to get injured. And take your USB porp

455
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 1: and put it in the dolphin. There's fear, learn deep

456
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:51,960
Speaker 1: and chat out of me. How's that? Stealers wheels? Yeah?

457
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:57,040
Speaker 1: You fuck um so a little problem with the Q

458
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 1: four announcement. I mean, it's all scheduled to go on.

459
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:01,480
Speaker 1: It's my fly open the whole time. I just I

460
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:04,200
Speaker 1: mean I couldn't. I can live through that. Again. No,

461
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 1: your fly wasn't open. It was sealed up. Thank you.

462
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 1: No one, So you're not all right? It's fine, thank you.

463
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:12,960
Speaker 1: I was just going to say that we couldn't. Get's

464
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,080
Speaker 1: just that I go through a lot with one nut,

465
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 1: you know, I mean, and and it's like, yeah, it's funny,

466
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 1: and it's hard to describe it without it being funny.

467
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,400
Speaker 1: And I get it. The jokes on me. You're the

468
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 1: one that brings it up. How do you ride a bicycle?

469
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:27,080
Speaker 1: You know, like that kind of thing? And uh, you know,

470
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:30,560
Speaker 1: so I just want to make sure we wouldn't know that. Yeah,

471
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 1: I just want to make sure no one sees that.

472
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 1: No one saw, no one sees the end of the bacon.

473
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. I don't know what that means.

474
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:38,959
Speaker 1: You didn't like what you would if you had one?

475
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:40,800
Speaker 1: Well you know what I'm leaving, no, no go ahead?

476
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 1: What were you gonna say? No? What were you gonna say?

477
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 1: I'm sorry? Well, welking to Starbucks gonna take you order. Yeah,

478
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:48,800
Speaker 1: I'll have one. I mean I will not have not

479
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 1: one nut. I'll have one one. Shit, I'll have a

480
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 1: I'll have a small Vanila latte hot. Okay, I mean

481
00:29:58,360 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 1: I would have said iced if I wanted to call.

482
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:03,040
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's been a day, and we call them

483
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 1: tall here by the way. Okay, you know what, Uh

484
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 1: forget it. I'll just have a pepsi. We don't offer PEPSI.

485
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 1: You don't about Starbucks. Wow, I feel like I have

486
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:18,000
Speaker 1: any nuts? Yes? We do? He is that's supposed to mean. Oh,

487
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm a diabetic and need nuts. Sure, here's

488
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 1: a packet of almonds. Oh, that would be perfect. Do

489
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:26,160
Speaker 1: you have to I'd like one as well. Do you

490
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 1: have two nuts? Yeah, we've got two nuts. I'd like

491
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:31,479
Speaker 1: one of those. I think everybody has two nuts. Oh.

492
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,160
Speaker 1: Way back to money Maker here, I'm here with Lee Cobbs,

493
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 1: the head the marketing and artistic director for zoogl Uh.

494
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:41,640
Speaker 1: There's a viral video of yourself at a Starbucks going nuts,

495
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:49,240
Speaker 1: showing and exposing and you, I mean you're on the

496
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 1: show here to explain yourself. I mean you got the floor.

497
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:57,479
Speaker 1: That's not me. Those are my producers. First of all,

498
00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 1: big fan of the show, so thanks for having me on.

499
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 1: Second of all, everybody makes mistakes. Everybody has a little

500
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 1: public meuntdowns every once in a while. The only difference

501
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 1: now is that it's being you know, recorded. I don't

502
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 1: think people have public meltdowns and exposed their single testing.

503
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 1: You know. That's an issue that's I think personal to you,

504
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 1: and I think the general public needs to know because

505
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 1: if we're buying zoogo products, and I know a lot

506
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 1: of us and a lot of my friends that got

507
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:21,960
Speaker 1: the porpus port, they're really debating whether or not that

508
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 1: product is actually worth its money. Now, well they really

509
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 1: should hang on because there's a whole new line of

510
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 1: animal speakers. Yeah that's yeah, there's this segment brought to

511
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:35,080
Speaker 1: you by uniball pens Uniball. Okay, that's a new sponsor.

512
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:37,720
Speaker 1: That's a new sponsor. Now it's this weird that's my producers.

513
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 1: That's my producers. I mean, I like to think that

514
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:41,640
Speaker 1: I'm a patient guy, you know, but I think also,

515
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:43,480
Speaker 1: you know, sort of deep inside me, there's this like

516
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 1: you know, level of you know. Okay, Now it's also

517
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 1: Mr Cobbs has also said here that you are the

518
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:55,400
Speaker 1: child of goblins. Is that true? You also come from goblins? Now,

519
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 1: I know that's just a rumor, and I know there's

520
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 1: been a lot I hate to meeting against goblands recently,

521
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 1: but they have steel stole, steel stole children, and they

522
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:06,000
Speaker 1: also have been many Can you come in? Yeah, what's

523
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 1: going on where? Yeah? Yeah, you like it? Listen, the

524
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:17,239
Speaker 1: show's got pretty good numbers. Yes, we love the show. Um,

525
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 1: but you're um vocabulary. You can't do past tense, and

526
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:27,280
Speaker 1: people are starting to notice. Yeah, I don't think anyone's noticed.

527
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 1: It's fine. You can't do past tense. And we get

528
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 1: a hundred letters a day. Yeah, well read them we have,

529
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:39,360
Speaker 1: and they all say, look, I'm one of the highest

530
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:45,480
Speaker 1: grossing radio TV shows. There's no TV aspect, there's no

531
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:48,600
Speaker 1: audiobook aspect. It's just a radio show. Yeah, yeah, it's

532
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 1: just radio. Well either way, I'm I'm killing the charts

533
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 1: on it. Okay, I mean you name another TV station

534
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,280
Speaker 1: that has me. So if you think you tell us

535
00:32:56,280 --> 00:33:00,440
Speaker 1: about something that happened in the past, yes, So if

536
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 1: you think for some I don't have to do that.

537
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 1: Now you know my past, read my memoirs it's on

538
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:08,680
Speaker 1: the TV show. Can you tell us something in the

539
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 1: future tense? Of course? Look what's put this? Okay? I'm

540
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:16,120
Speaker 1: out there getting hard hitting interviews from people that that

541
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 1: no one else can get and this is what I'm

542
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:20,240
Speaker 1: going to eighth degree on this. So one last question,

543
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:25,160
Speaker 1: how long have you been prejudiced against goblins? Because your

544
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:28,680
Speaker 1: remarks were I mean, the feedback that we got was

545
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 1: very much like, what's this guy's problem with goblins? I

546
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:35,040
Speaker 1: don't have a problem with goblins. I think they're freakshow

547
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:40,800
Speaker 1: a long time listener, go on, what why you so much?

548
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 1: What do you mean us? Oh? You're a goblin. You

549
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 1: know what's funny about goblins is they got little tiny

550
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,160
Speaker 1: eyes and their teeth fall out because they do meth.

551
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:58,280
Speaker 1: That's a stereotype. And do you all live inside a tree?

552
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:04,560
Speaker 1: Let me get in the middle of the laughter. And

553
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 1: your kids sleeping nuts? Is that right? Kids? Sleeping nuts?

554
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:09,800
Speaker 1: You know your kids can sleep in How about you

555
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:12,560
Speaker 1: suck my butt? Hang up on that one. You know,

556
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 1: this is what I hate. I hate crabin What do

557
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:20,400
Speaker 1: you think about that? What do I think about it?

558
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 1: You know? I hate to get involved in this stuff.

559
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:25,280
Speaker 1: I'm a straight shooter. And what I think is goblin

560
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 1: should be treated just like anybody else's in this world.

561
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:31,360
Speaker 1: That's bad. It is. It's not they're not human beings.

562
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:33,640
Speaker 1: They're goblins. Oh, I'm not saying that. I'm saying goblin

563
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:35,760
Speaker 1: should be treated like everyone else. I agree with general.

564
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:38,960
Speaker 1: I agree with they're not human. And the guys you

565
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,960
Speaker 1: should wrap the show up. The goblins are coming. They're

566
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:48,879
Speaker 1: like they're they're storming the lobby. Please, I'm not I'm

567
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:53,680
Speaker 1: not here for you, man, Please, I'm going to use

568
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 1: this on you. Please just just stick What do you mean? Listen?

569
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 1: My mom was a goblin and some of the stuff

570
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:01,160
Speaker 1: you've been saying, what's what the fund? Can you serious? Yeah?

571
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 1: I am serious? Yeah. And here on this spot the

572
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:13,360
Speaker 1: statue was erected to always remember the struggle of goblin

573
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 1: rights and the people who signed the treaty right here

574
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 1: in the year two thousand nineteen. I'm sorry, can you

575
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:21,520
Speaker 1: turn up the porpoise some of us in the back

576
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 1: end here, I'm sorry, let me say it. I have

577
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:29,800
Speaker 1: it set. I'm Billie Eilish. Hold on a second, hold on,

578
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:32,200
Speaker 1: can you hear me? Now? Yes? Thank you? So this

579
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:35,240
Speaker 1: is the site where the Goblin. The final Goblin Treaty

580
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 1: was signed here in the radio station. In any questions, Yeah,

581
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:43,839
Speaker 1: I got a question? Can I shake your answer? Yeah?

582
00:35:43,960 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 1: Sure of Second Tin Town is an arbor, Michigan. Our

583
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:06,480
Speaker 1: final scene today, Hey Alchemists, your show is amazing and

584
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:12,279
Speaker 1: sometimes castor is when I'm driving. I was inspired by

585
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:14,719
Speaker 1: your request for scenes that are less ridiculous and maybe

586
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:18,840
Speaker 1: just a place. Here's the scene. Two brothers inherit a

587
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,840
Speaker 1: dilapidated apartment building. I can't wait to hear where you

588
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 1: come up with, and again keep up their great work.

589
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:29,000
Speaker 1: Love Julia Clark, Julia, this is the property here. Are

590
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 1: you sure that there's not another property? This is what

591
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:35,360
Speaker 1: was left to us. I'm sure this is it. So

592
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 1: I'm in care taking here for about you know, tiny

593
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 1: someone ears and whatnot, and I knew your uncle and

594
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,320
Speaker 1: very nice in my end, very quiet, kept doing himself,

595
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:45,600
Speaker 1: and so it's but this is the property. It doesn't

596
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:48,440
Speaker 1: look like it's even inhabitable. Yeah, you know what it

597
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 1: looks like. It looks like if like poop was a house.

598
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:54,759
Speaker 1: That's what it looks all right. You know, I'm a

599
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:57,000
Speaker 1: care taker here, guys. I'll take a patch to that

600
00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:00,120
Speaker 1: you haven't been taking care of our uncle's house. Well

601
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 1: maybe could I haven't taken care of some other stuff,

602
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 1: huh like me, it's taking care of me, Marjorie, Go

603
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 1: back inside, Margorie. Don't like the way, Marjorie. Please, you

604
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 1: shouldn't be outside. The son is going to hurt your skin,

605
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 1: hurt my skin. But I don't like the way. I

606
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 1: can't go in, Marjorie, please too much from me, Marjorie,

607
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:24,000
Speaker 1: Please go in, Marjorie, please, Well it turns out, Marjorie,

608
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:31,239
Speaker 1: please go inside, going so I can't look away. You're

609
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 1: very pleased side see what she cares for me? For me?

610
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 1: Is he fin? Could we just Sam? Do you think

611
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:50,839
Speaker 1: that we could just say that this is the way

612
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 1: we found the building? That's probably a good idea, Okay, yeah,

613
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 1: because honestly, we didn't want these tenants here anyway, No,

614
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:00,200
Speaker 1: we didn't. But we do want the hunt. We do

615
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,839
Speaker 1: want the apartment building. Do you really think we want

616
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:05,560
Speaker 1: this building or department? Now you're doing? Who he is?

617
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:08,160
Speaker 1: Sheriff just came on to check on the only ship

618
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 1: these two people, all right, we don't know. We just

619
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:13,600
Speaker 1: got here and we found them in the middle of

620
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:17,040
Speaker 1: an argument and then one of them seemed to collapse.

621
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:21,480
Speaker 1: Looks like we do quarantine the entire area. I got it.

622
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 1: You get the chalk. Hold on, I'm gonna take pictures.

623
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:29,479
Speaker 1: We need baggies of stuff. Let's get baggies of toilet paper.

624
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:31,440
Speaker 1: Let's get bag into hair. Is it something for me

625
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:33,319
Speaker 1: to trace up on my chalk? Oh? Yeah, right over there,

626
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:35,640
Speaker 1: we already got a tracer. Were to get someone with

627
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:38,680
Speaker 1: the tracing. No, he's going to do pictures, the photographs.

628
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:41,440
Speaker 1: But oh my bad. Okay, sorry I mentioned chalk, but

629
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:44,400
Speaker 1: I that's what it was. That's what it was. But

630
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:47,680
Speaker 1: I wasn't blaming it. No, no, no, the whole thing,

631
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:53,440
Speaker 1: the whole thing. He's from here, we're not. Oh you're

632
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 1: not from here. Now. Our uncle owned this building and

633
00:38:56,239 --> 00:38:58,360
Speaker 1: he left it to us in his will. Our uncle

634
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:03,759
Speaker 1: owned this building. Yeah, uncle on this building. Our uncle died,

635
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:07,959
Speaker 1: he uncle, and yeah, our uncle owen he he died,

636
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:12,239
Speaker 1: and it was pretty messed up with ginger vitis. Aess,

637
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:16,680
Speaker 1: what did you see? I saw them come in and

638
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:19,279
Speaker 1: then I saw a woman burn up in the sun

639
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:24,959
Speaker 1: like a vampire. That woman there, Okay, okay, I live here.

640
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 1: You live in the building. My home Okay, alright, So

641
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:30,240
Speaker 1: I don't know if Owen owned it, If this gentleman

642
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:32,760
Speaker 1: lives here, she's seen vampire, there's a there's a vampire

643
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 1: horde down. Here's what you're saying. There's a few vampires

644
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 1: in the building, mostly keeping themselves. Well, I can't take

645
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 1: pictures of him. I'm gonna go a couple of Honestly,

646
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:46,280
Speaker 1: we're probably gonna have to have all these people evicted.

647
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 1: So maybe we can just start that we had nothing

648
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 1: to do with it. We were just staring. I think

649
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,920
Speaker 1: they had everything to do with it. There wasn't no

650
00:39:56,040 --> 00:40:02,880
Speaker 1: harm till they come here. My name is Gome spelled

651
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:05,279
Speaker 1: in the traditional way. It's traditional way. I've got two

652
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:10,040
Speaker 1: guys in the name. Okay, you know what that ties

653
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:17,160
Speaker 1: us to these murders? These ropes? What ropes? And Owen? Well,

654
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:19,440
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't. I don't know what else to

655
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:21,719
Speaker 1: tell you. Guys. We we just walked up here and

656
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 1: we got into an argument. They got into an argument.

657
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:28,600
Speaker 1: We arent they got into an argument in front of us,

658
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:30,440
Speaker 1: and then one of them, I mean, we have a motive.

659
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:34,759
Speaker 1: You guys want the building. There's there's people than you.

660
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:38,319
Speaker 1: Actually we already I'm just seeing this stuff come together. Yeah,

661
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:41,400
Speaker 1: amazing like that, Like these things can like just emerge.

662
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:47,640
Speaker 1: This is the least to the building. So it's not

663
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:50,759
Speaker 1: that we want it. We already have it. Well, then

664
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:54,120
Speaker 1: why did you kill these two people? We didn't kill anybody.

665
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:56,360
Speaker 1: They actually, if anything, they killed each other. It's a

666
00:40:56,400 --> 00:41:01,640
Speaker 1: crime of passion. I mean it's I would that sounds. Yeah,

667
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:04,359
Speaker 1: there's a quiet place, people keeping themselves. What do you want?

668
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:08,880
Speaker 1: Here's some candy. You want a circus peanuts? It ain't candy,

669
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,799
Speaker 1: Come on, the circus peanuts. Go candy? Is that it's

670
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 1: not good candy? You got? I've got one of my person,

671
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:20,359
Speaker 1: got one of my person. But don't you just take

672
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:23,320
Speaker 1: a handful of these peanuts and just you know, just

673
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 1: hang out for a bit. Okay, what what did what

674
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:28,440
Speaker 1: did you really see? I don't like my candy, Chalky. Okay,

675
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:31,439
Speaker 1: it's we'll get you a chew in a second. Okay,

676
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:32,600
Speaker 1: but what did you what did you see? What do

677
00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 1: you like? Huh? Okay? They were the building manager. Don't

678
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,160
Speaker 1: throw them on the ground if you don't want them,

679
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,759
Speaker 1: just hand them back to me. The circus peanuts. She

680
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:43,799
Speaker 1: throw them on the ground. You eat the shell. Goal,

681
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:49,200
Speaker 1: you eat the shell. There's no shells you never had.

682
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:53,200
Speaker 1: It's the worst. How candy, there's a I put a

683
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 1: shell around each of those. You don't need to put

684
00:41:55,080 --> 00:42:00,920
Speaker 1: it bad enough. What are these outsiders like? Oh, Master,

685
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 1: they're the strange there from the city. Are those circus

686
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 1: peanuts in your back pocket? Yeah? I say them for you, Master,

687
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:16,239
Speaker 1: Thank you. This is the only candy as undeadlike. Oh,

688
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:21,400
Speaker 1: eat him up? GM. He must keep the outsiders and

689
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:28,160
Speaker 1: the detectives away from the layer. Yes, Master, are you

690
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 1: are you gonna? Are? You're gonna drink his blood? I

691
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:35,320
Speaker 1: was gonna have brunch, but I allow you may, I

692
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:37,719
Speaker 1: you may, may. I just take a pine or two

693
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:45,239
Speaker 1: cube shook hands. Oh that's good, that's good, better than

694
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:49,400
Speaker 1: circus feeders. Sure, we're are gonna be a vampire suon

695
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 1: sud suit, you'll turn a vampile very sud go properly.

696
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 1: We need someone to be able to go outside to

697
00:42:56,719 --> 00:42:59,279
Speaker 1: talk to people, because I'm a vampire kind of go

698
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 1: outside and talked of people. I guess that's fair. That's

699
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:04,800
Speaker 1: very fair. You get to drink some blood. I just

700
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 1: don't want this building to change none. I like the

701
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:15,359
Speaker 1: building as it is your job. Boys, it's me. Oh

702
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:20,960
Speaker 1: my god, uncle, the specter of Reggie. I was just

703
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:27,400
Speaker 1: expecting register this real estate that you just bought. But

704
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:30,919
Speaker 1: are you in the end, Reggie, because we didn't buy

705
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 1: realists whatever whatever you did you whatever? This real estate

706
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:40,240
Speaker 1: that you have now it's full of vampires. Don't ask

707
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 1: me how I know. Don't ask me. I do not

708
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 1: ask me how I know? Do not I told you

709
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 1: not to, Reggie? How do you know that? Don't ask

710
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:52,680
Speaker 1: me how I know this? Mm? It sounds really anti

711
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:55,799
Speaker 1: immigrant when you say it. When I say what, don't

712
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,040
Speaker 1: ask me how I know this. We think about the vampires,

713
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 1: you know, like I mean, it's just really nativist, you know,

714
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:05,120
Speaker 1: just I'm trying to be woke here is there's no

715
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 1: other word for them but vampire. I know. But they're

716
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:10,719
Speaker 1: foreigners and they should be regular respecting foreigners. They're from here,

717
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:15,800
Speaker 1: They're from the flood three of immigrants, so you know,

718
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:18,080
Speaker 1: you know what you idiots deal with it. They're down

719
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:23,400
Speaker 1: in the basement. What's that smell that's lingering here? Superintendent

720
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:26,279
Speaker 1: cannot Can we come in real quick? We're just checking

721
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:28,279
Speaker 1: the units. Yeah, we're just checking the units, making sure

722
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 1: the gas meters are working. Everything going on down here

723
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:34,600
Speaker 1: in the basement, everything with a gas me okay, thanks?

724
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 1: Wait a second, was that go? Did you? Did you

725
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:42,240
Speaker 1: just hear go? I heard going and I think somebody's

726
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 1: having sex in there. But I definitely don't want to

727
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 1: go in if somebody having sex in here? O. Um, okay,

728
00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:54,080
Speaker 1: I want to check this out. Alright, Fine, let's go

729
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:55,879
Speaker 1: check it out. Fine, here, I'll put on my head

730
00:44:55,960 --> 00:45:02,399
Speaker 1: lamp so my hands are free. Okay, Hello, what the hell? Man?

731
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:05,560
Speaker 1: What the hell we're having sex in here? Okay, okay, sorry? Sorry?

732
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 1: S are you doing man? I'm sorry you just bored here, Sisten.

733
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 1: We just knocked on the door this man. Look, I'm sorry.

734
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:15,920
Speaker 1: What the is? Sorry, I'll turn my head lamp off.

735
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:19,880
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, ship man. We heard some we heard some

736
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,680
Speaker 1: yelling in here. We had to come in here and

737
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 1: check out sex. What the funk? Man? Come? Did the

738
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 1: diversion sex as work? It worked like a charm master.

739
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,879
Speaker 1: Good if they cannot come any deeper into the basement, gum,

740
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:44,279
Speaker 1: you know this, come any deeper? Seriously, thought, what do

741
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:46,640
Speaker 1: you mean all you discovered was sex? We went in

742
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 1: there and barched in and it was just one guy

743
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 1: having sex. Actually that was strange. It was just it

744
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:56,000
Speaker 1: was just one guy having sex. Think we were fool.

745
00:45:56,239 --> 00:45:58,759
Speaker 1: That was a sex decoy? Here? What that was a

746
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:03,160
Speaker 1: sex decoy? Who? What? What? It was a sextycoit? The

747
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:06,520
Speaker 1: vampires are deeper into the bowels. They're too smart. I

748
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:09,759
Speaker 1: got two pillsners there you go? You boys nothing around

749
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:13,520
Speaker 1: here from the city. Yeah, we just inherited some stuff

750
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 1: his place. How did you know that a lot of

751
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:19,760
Speaker 1: people talk about that bill? Did you know her uncle?

752
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:25,799
Speaker 1: I knew him. I knew him and not m huh Wow.

753
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:30,799
Speaker 1: People were missing in this town. Huh So, I mean,

754
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 1: like a lot of people people say it's vampires took him.

755
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:39,760
Speaker 1: Give a s anymore? Come here? Why you don't talk

756
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:44,640
Speaker 1: like that paid to him? We've lost so many people already,

757
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:46,840
Speaker 1: will give the Now we've got our shoes and we

758
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:52,239
Speaker 1: got the bar. Do we have got briefcase on cell phones? Look,

759
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:54,480
Speaker 1: I can't say nothing no more. And you better pay

760
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:57,239
Speaker 1: for them pills. Boy? All right, well here you go

761
00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:02,080
Speaker 1: keep the change. You know what, brother, I gotta tell you.

762
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:06,399
Speaker 1: Our family is so weird. Everybody's got a weird fam.

763
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:08,360
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I thought it would be really easy.

764
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:11,480
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, you know, Uncle Owen owned this

765
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:14,840
Speaker 1: old apartment building in Fresno, and we were like, fine,

766
00:47:15,239 --> 00:47:17,959
Speaker 1: you know, what's a big deal. Fresno's fine. It's fine.

767
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:21,319
Speaker 1: It's not fine, it's fine. It's a weird place. It's

768
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:24,600
Speaker 1: it's fine. But there's a lot of weird like intrigue

769
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 1: going on in this in this area about Fresno. No. No, Actually,

770
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 1: I was saying that, no, godd, I've been here my

771
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:33,600
Speaker 1: whole life. I hate it. Well, then maybe you could

772
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:38,560
Speaker 1: tell us about the mystery surrounding the what apartment building?

773
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 1: It's this apartment building that we owned. It's on the

774
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:43,840
Speaker 1: east side of town, and apparently everyone's afraid of it,

775
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 1: like it's the vampire. Done. Okay, that's immigrant when you

776
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:50,040
Speaker 1: say it, What are you talking about? Just I'm just

777
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,560
Speaker 1: there there. I'm just saying like it just sounds a

778
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 1: little weird. Our families from Prensylvania, and it's not very

779
00:47:56,200 --> 00:48:00,120
Speaker 1: nice of everybody seems to think that that. No, we

780
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:02,759
Speaker 1: just don't throw around the V word. What should I

781
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:06,879
Speaker 1: call them? The blood sucking immortals lived there? Whoa Okay, well,

782
00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:09,960
Speaker 1: I mean the original name was then Sperata Okay, the

783
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:14,240
Speaker 1: nosparas has lived there. I don't know why, what's happening

784
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 1: in this conversation. Neither you were supposed to tell us what.

785
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:20,440
Speaker 1: And then your little PC police run went crazy and

786
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:25,240
Speaker 1: just trying to level the playing field. Okay, field is fine. Okay,

787
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:27,960
Speaker 1: you know what I just I never expected to have,

788
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 1: you know, vampires and fresno. Okay, okay, I mean who

789
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:35,680
Speaker 1: it sounds like an indie band. Listen, I'll order us

790
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:40,320
Speaker 1: some bubble bo nothing. No, no, no, what is it? Nothing?

791
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:43,800
Speaker 1: What the hell do you want here? Huh? What do

792
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:49,759
Speaker 1: I want? Yeah? I want a pill, not an that's gone.

793
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:52,960
Speaker 1: Do you see him over there? I hate serving this guy.

794
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:55,480
Speaker 1: Here you go. Oh, I heard you when you said

795
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:57,359
Speaker 1: you hate serving this guy. My money is not good

796
00:48:57,360 --> 00:49:00,839
Speaker 1: as anybody else is. Your money is dirty. Hey stop,

797
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 1: stop stop a bit. You're familiar, motherfucker. He's not a vampire.

798
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:11,680
Speaker 1: I'm a familiar. You're just working with the devil, you traitor,

799
00:49:12,239 --> 00:49:15,000
Speaker 1: you're human trader. I'm working with my master, who ain't

800
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:17,680
Speaker 1: the devil. He just the vampire and he nice. You

801
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:21,359
Speaker 1: piece of ship. This is a piece of ship, right.

802
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:24,719
Speaker 1: You're not gonna have this alright? End up. I'll pay

803
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:26,600
Speaker 1: for the I'll pay for the old timers drink here.

804
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 1: Here you go. I'm I'm twenty eight years old. That's fine.

805
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:33,560
Speaker 1: Sit on down, Comb. Can you pay for my devil's

806
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:36,920
Speaker 1: drinks too? We're all vampires? No, just Comb here. I'm

807
00:49:37,239 --> 00:49:40,400
Speaker 1: just just a buddy of mine from the building. So

808
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:43,320
Speaker 1: come and listen. Just follow me here. Okay, I'm with you.

809
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:47,040
Speaker 1: You don't that he not real friends? No? He from Baker's.

810
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:49,400
Speaker 1: Isn't that the way? Though? You know, when you're just

811
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:51,400
Speaker 1: trying to do your thing and people are bosting you

812
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:55,480
Speaker 1: around telling you to do stuff not to do stuff, man,

813
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:58,879
Speaker 1: it really gets on my butt, you know. But yeah, yeah,

814
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,319
Speaker 1: you sometimes you just want like turn the tables on them,

815
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:04,520
Speaker 1: you know, like like look, look, your master or your

816
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:07,839
Speaker 1: friend or whoever's like bosting around in thee and maybe

817
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:10,000
Speaker 1: just like confront him face to face and say no,

818
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:13,120
Speaker 1: you know, established some boundaries, you know, maybe maybe even

819
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:15,520
Speaker 1: stab him in the heart, that's right, like stab my

820
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:18,520
Speaker 1: master in the hot with a steak, like where this

821
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:22,440
Speaker 1: is going on? I know, look, I know we're just

822
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:24,200
Speaker 1: talking about it. We just got it on the table

823
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:27,279
Speaker 1: right now. It's all in pencil. But listen, I know

824
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:28,719
Speaker 1: we don't know each other that well, but you were

825
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 1: accusing me of being like anti vampire, and from what

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Speaker 1: I'm over hearing, you're suggesting that he slaughters a vampire.

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Speaker 1: No what, We're only talking about slaughtering these vampires based

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Speaker 1: on their character, not on the fact that they're vampires.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, I couldn't help but overhearing, me and my

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Speaker 1: buddies were having a pilsner over here. We have this

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Speaker 1: great big bag of sharpened sticks. If you need them, Well,

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Speaker 1: what do you know, that's just pay for a Pilsener's

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Speaker 1: next time, goom, what do you want? We're watching Fleabag.

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Speaker 1: They need to finish the second season. I love the

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Speaker 1: police still. When um, I was just to the bar

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Speaker 1: and people are talking about you manster, really yeah. When

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Speaker 1: I got your boba tea, oh thank you, but the

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00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:15,480
Speaker 1: texture is so weird, but I love it. You and

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Speaker 1: the circus peanuts and the boba. I just like things

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Speaker 1: that are weird, like yucky things. Good luck with this

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Speaker 1: tiny straw though, getting those jellies out of At least

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Speaker 1: you got a straw. Those are hard to get nowadays.

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Speaker 1: When am I going to be a vampile che's every

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Speaker 1: day with this question. Go, I don't know, isn't We've

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Speaker 1: given you good enough for you. But there's a little

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00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:44,839
Speaker 1: more urgency now, urgency because that the new ownership coming

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Speaker 1: in and taking over the building and then maybe they're

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Speaker 1: going to change it like this. It's not a good look. Well,

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Speaker 1: when I drive a sneak through your luck, girl, does

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Speaker 1: that good look? You guys taking your heart? I don't

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Speaker 1: know how freebagas okay, gold, hello again. So your report

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Speaker 1: is that you've eradicated the vampire dentity, eliminated the vampires. Okay,

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00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:17,680
Speaker 1: very good. Here to take pictures, fantastic. We're just doing

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Speaker 1: report here. Do you need me to transcribe anything that honestly? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Why not? Okay, I gotta go get my typewriter. Uh man,

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Speaker 1: this sherifs the department is fit. Yeah, well we run everywhere. Um,

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Speaker 1: thank you again for coming in and doing that sure thing.

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Speaker 1: And uh, by the way, fleaback, don't end up with

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Speaker 1: hot priest. What did you say, fleaback? Don't end up

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Speaker 1: without priest? What do I want to cap your ass?

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Speaker 1: Right now? You pizza ships Coment's me your lawyer? You

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00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:59,319
Speaker 1: got beat right there? They beat me. This is at

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Speaker 1: tin Town, and you can't just do that. I know

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Speaker 1: it's not Tin down. We're gonna get you out of here.

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Speaker 1: They're really in good shape there, I know, and I

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00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:10,359
Speaker 1: know it did go. But they can't do that. It's

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Speaker 1: beyond what they're allowed to do. I'm sure this footage

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Speaker 1: of it will get you out of here. Soue Okay.

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Speaker 1: As a District court judge, I found, after several days

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Speaker 1: of reviewing the law, that Mr Gomes rights are extended

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Speaker 1: under the original Goblin Civil Rights Contract, and therefore I

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Speaker 1: find the City of Fresno, the brothers, owner of the building,

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Speaker 1: and vampires at large at fault and Mr Gohm is

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00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:45,080
Speaker 1: entitled to all that he is seeking in damages. What fair, you, guys.

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00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:48,000
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that didn't work out. I mean, come on, dude,

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Speaker 1: what what the hell get all I'm seeking? Congrats going.

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00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:56,040
Speaker 1: The building's yours, man, Here's building, and Fresno's yours. Here's

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00:53:56,080 --> 00:54:00,879
Speaker 1: the key to the city hallo Fresno. I'll sit back down.

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00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:03,879
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just saying that somebody should probably change

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00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:08,960
Speaker 1: that Coplin law. Yeah, hey, but what are you gonna do? Can? Can? Can? You? Guys?

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00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:11,000
Speaker 1: Give you a ride. Is that all right? No, you

882
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:13,440
Speaker 1: lost the case for us. You're not coming with us,

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Speaker 1: I know, just so, I think it dropped. You are

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Speaker 1: and your fly spent down the whole time. Oh funk

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Speaker 1: my nut? Where to go? A fake nut on welcongratulations, Gome.

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Speaker 1: Here's the deeds of the building. I'm running this place now.

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Speaker 1: It's yours. Anybody who wants to live here can live

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Speaker 1: here now. And I'm sorry. If you need a good realtor,

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