WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "They Said There'd Be No Math" Mail Bag 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:05.480 Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 0:00:05.480 --> 0:00:09.240 week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:12.920 the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats 0:00:12.920 --> 0:00:15.800 crackheads in the ghetto Cutter the same as the rich 0:00:15.840 --> 0:00:20.200 pill poppers in the penthouse the Clearinghouse of Hot takes 0:00:20.280 --> 0:00:24.080 break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben 0:00:24.120 --> 0:00:34.240 Maller starts right now in the air everywhere male male male, 0:00:34.479 --> 0:00:38.879 male male. It's another edition of The Fifth Hour with 0:00:39.280 --> 0:00:46.760 Ben Maller and Danny g. Radio is my favorite podcast 0:00:46.800 --> 0:00:49.120 of the week. So without further ado, let's get to 0:00:49.120 --> 0:00:51.360 the mail bag. 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We've 0:01:36.400 --> 0:01:39.280 got more and more people who have been emailing questions 0:01:39.280 --> 0:01:41.680 in so that takes a little pressure off the Facebook 0:01:41.800 --> 0:01:46.000 Army Danny, which is which is always nice. Uh. So 0:01:46.560 --> 0:01:50.200 let's get into it. And again these are actual questions 0:01:50.400 --> 0:01:55.960 sent in by actual fans of the show. God Love You, 0:01:56.240 --> 0:02:00.360 Thank you all right. First up is Neil and Jasper Deanna, 0:02:00.480 --> 0:02:04.720 formerly known as Can't Close the Deal. Neil one of 0:02:04.760 --> 0:02:08.800 the great callers on the show, and uh famous famous 0:02:08.840 --> 0:02:12.160 phone call was that woman in Kentucky, right, wasn't it 0:02:12.160 --> 0:02:15.079 There was a listener in Kentucky. Yes, I forget her name, 0:02:15.120 --> 0:02:18.760 was it like Jennifer in Kentucky. Was Jennifer in Kentucky? Yeah, yeah, 0:02:18.840 --> 0:02:23.320 Jennifer and Kentucky. Very nice woman. And uh she went 0:02:23.400 --> 0:02:26.359 on a date. Neil and her went on a date 0:02:26.720 --> 0:02:31.919 and the sparks did not fly, apparently, so the guys 0:02:32.160 --> 0:02:36.480 gave him the nickname Can't Close the Deal. Neil. Uh, 0:02:36.680 --> 0:02:38.880 he says, although I did really close the deal. He 0:02:39.000 --> 0:02:42.280 now he's claiming. Neil's claiming after the fact that he 0:02:42.280 --> 0:02:44.040 closed the deal. Danny, g what do you think you 0:02:44.080 --> 0:02:47.200 think he's just history? You think that's some of that 0:02:47.280 --> 0:02:49.959 hoo's your state politeness there that he's that he had. 0:02:50.000 --> 0:02:52.720 But now after the statue of limitations has run out, 0:02:52.760 --> 0:02:54.760 he's like, yeah, I did it. I did it. I 0:02:54.880 --> 0:02:57.920 like Neil. I'm not sure about that statement though a 0:02:57.960 --> 0:03:00.680 little skeptical of that. Neil. Anyway, I can't close the 0:03:00.720 --> 0:03:03.760 Deal'neil says, can you give me some must things to 0:03:03.840 --> 0:03:06.960 do or must do things if I visit southern California. 0:03:07.000 --> 0:03:08.560 I've always had been a dream of mine, He says, 0:03:08.639 --> 0:03:10.959 always been a dream of might have visited California. I'm 0:03:10.960 --> 0:03:13.440 sure you have plenty of advice for me. I'm thinking 0:03:13.440 --> 0:03:16.440 about doing it within the next year. Uh. Yeah, Well, 0:03:16.480 --> 0:03:19.240 it depends on what kind of experience you want in California, Neil. 0:03:19.280 --> 0:03:22.240 There's a lot to do. Uh, spent a lot of 0:03:22.240 --> 0:03:24.680 time in traffic. You gotta plan out when to drive, 0:03:24.760 --> 0:03:26.799 when not to drive. That would be the most important thing. 0:03:27.000 --> 0:03:29.520 It's pretty tough to do, uber if you want to 0:03:29.520 --> 0:03:33.520 get a good, good grasp of California or southern California, 0:03:33.520 --> 0:03:36.320 because it's so spread out. That's one of the problems. 0:03:36.320 --> 0:03:38.120 But you can do the Hollywood. The studio tours are 0:03:38.160 --> 0:03:41.200 pretty cool. If you you're into the movies. That's pretty neat. 0:03:41.200 --> 0:03:44.200 You can see a live taping that's free. Uh if 0:03:44.200 --> 0:03:46.760 you've never done that before. They tape sitcoms and I 0:03:46.800 --> 0:03:49.440 think that's stuff back open now after the COVID, right, Danny, 0:03:49.480 --> 0:03:51.360 I think it is. Um So if you're in the 0:03:51.440 --> 0:03:55.800 Hollywood stuff, that would be great. Uh, Universal Studios, Disneyland, 0:03:55.920 --> 0:03:58.080 Nottsberry Farm. There's a lot of amusement parks around here, 0:03:58.720 --> 0:04:01.480 the beaches. But it's like there's all these different beach 0:04:01.520 --> 0:04:05.960 experiences because you've got Malibu Maliboo boo as my phone 0:04:05.960 --> 0:04:09.640 starts talking to me, but you've got Malibu Boo. I 0:04:09.720 --> 0:04:12.360 always my favorite place to take people from out of 0:04:12.400 --> 0:04:15.560 town as Venice Beach. I love going to people watch 0:04:15.560 --> 0:04:19.960 at Venice Beach. It's a freak show. Smoke weed. That's 0:04:19.960 --> 0:04:22.279 a good one. Santa Barbara, you and I've talked about 0:04:22.360 --> 0:04:26.760 the Central Coast many times on the podcast. From Danna 0:04:26.800 --> 0:04:30.520 Barbara e Pismo Beach to Passo. If your girl likes 0:04:30.520 --> 0:04:34.240 to wine taste, there's tons of good wineries where you 0:04:34.240 --> 0:04:38.599 can get your girl nice and liquored up. Well, yeah, 0:04:38.640 --> 0:04:43.520 that area around the Hearst Castle is am it's hard 0:04:43.520 --> 0:04:45.279 to imagine you go to the Hearst Castle on all 0:04:45.320 --> 0:04:47.400 that land as far as you can see, was owned 0:04:47.440 --> 0:04:51.320 by a newspaper magnet And it's just and he and 0:04:51.400 --> 0:04:53.839 he died, his family donated the land of the state 0:04:53.839 --> 0:04:57.680 of California. Otherwise there would be massive cities. There'd probably 0:04:57.800 --> 0:05:01.320 be big cities now with professional sports teams. And it 0:05:01.440 --> 0:05:05.960 is an amazing geographical location, central California. I love it. 0:05:06.080 --> 0:05:08.599 I have a big fan, just like you. And and 0:05:08.640 --> 0:05:15.400 then Yosemite. People don't realize that beautiful national park that 0:05:15.520 --> 0:05:18.880 we have here. When you are in Yosemite, it doesn't 0:05:18.920 --> 0:05:23.440 exactly feel like California. No, no, no, absolutely. And and 0:05:23.560 --> 0:05:28.800 I love Sequoia. The Sequoia trees are amazing, the giant forest. 0:05:29.839 --> 0:05:31.919 It's kind of near Fresno a little bit. It's in 0:05:31.960 --> 0:05:35.960 between Fresno and Baker's Field. It's off the map a bit, 0:05:36.160 --> 0:05:39.400 but it's it's pretty cool. So it's you know what 0:05:39.480 --> 0:05:41.240 you want, what expends what you want? You can't do. 0:05:41.360 --> 0:05:43.720 You can't do everything, so you gotta pick and choose. Uh. 0:05:43.760 --> 0:05:47.520 There's also I love the beach in Corona del Mar. 0:05:48.320 --> 0:05:52.960 That's a beautiful Newport beach. That's awesome. Don't forget. Yeah, 0:05:53.000 --> 0:05:57.840 don't forget beautiful northern California like Point Reyes. You can 0:05:57.880 --> 0:06:01.800 go to San Francisco and on the well, you can 0:06:01.839 --> 0:06:04.000 do that in l A. Also, you can do that 0:06:04.040 --> 0:06:07.320 in l A skid Row. And Neil said he's gonna 0:06:07.360 --> 0:06:10.440 visit Southern California's skid Row. Neil, do they still have 0:06:10.640 --> 0:06:15.200 the ghost Busters Firehouse? It's in skid Row in l A. 0:06:15.360 --> 0:06:18.440 The not in New York. The outside firehouse is actually 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:21.680 in Los Angeles where they feel the original Ghostbusters back 0:06:21.720 --> 0:06:23.560 in the day. Or you could pull a coop. You 0:06:23.560 --> 0:06:26.080 could go to Chico. You can go to Humboldt County. 0:06:26.560 --> 0:06:28.320 I would like to work with Seth Rogan. I think 0:06:28.320 --> 0:06:34.160 that'd be really fun. I wonder why, Yeah, you could. 0:06:35.320 --> 0:06:39.280 The possibilities are endless, are endless, So good luck. Let 0:06:39.320 --> 0:06:42.520 us know, Neil, what you end up doing, and good luck, 0:06:42.640 --> 0:06:46.520 safe travels. You'll have a fun time. It's pretty expensive, 0:06:47.080 --> 0:06:49.800 but you know, if you've never been, so there's that's 0:06:49.839 --> 0:06:52.040 why so many people want to live in this area 0:06:52.040 --> 0:06:54.240 and deal with the crazy taxes and the traffic and 0:06:54.279 --> 0:06:58.320 the earthquakes and the fires. And we didn't even mentioned 0:06:58.400 --> 0:07:02.240 San Diego. This state is huge. Literally could spend two 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:05.680 weeks on vacation here and not even scratch the surface. 0:07:05.960 --> 0:07:07.800 It's like a kinned on the east coast. If you 0:07:07.880 --> 0:07:12.040 combine Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, and parts of Virginia, 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:19.040 that would be California. Yeah. Yeah, Berry in Nashville is next, 0:07:20.560 --> 0:07:23.200 he says, Yo yo Ma Benny. Danny G has talked 0:07:23.200 --> 0:07:27.520 about his tattoos. Do you have any tattoos? If so, 0:07:27.760 --> 0:07:32.400 what and where? No tattoos by me, he says. Also, 0:07:32.800 --> 0:07:36.400 does Danny g regret any of his ninety nine tattoos? 0:07:36.480 --> 0:07:41.320 Danny and he regrets on the tattoos. Uh, you have 0:07:41.360 --> 0:07:44.360 anything that you wish you didn't get? No? No, I 0:07:44.400 --> 0:07:47.520 think that I mentioned that I spent a lot of 0:07:47.600 --> 0:07:50.800 last year doing some cover ups, and it wasn't because 0:07:50.880 --> 0:07:54.640 of regret. It was because of old ink. You know, 0:07:54.760 --> 0:07:58.520 when you have a tattoo that's fifteen years old, the 0:07:58.840 --> 0:08:01.040 ink is not what it's should be in the art 0:08:01.200 --> 0:08:05.040 isn't up to modern standards of a tattoo. Like you 0:08:05.080 --> 0:08:09.640 look at tattoos nowadays compared to tattoos even twenty just 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:13.960 twenty years ago, huge difference. You could even see that 0:08:14.040 --> 0:08:16.280 in an NBA game. There might be a veteran off 0:08:16.320 --> 0:08:19.320 the bench and his tattoos just look kind of beat up. 0:08:19.840 --> 0:08:21.680 And then you see a young kid just out of 0:08:21.720 --> 0:08:26.280 college and he's got some badass tattoos on him. That 0:08:26.560 --> 0:08:29.680 is the difference. Back in the day, the art in 0:08:29.720 --> 0:08:32.280 the tattoo machines that ink. There was a lot of 0:08:32.760 --> 0:08:37.400 advancement in technology for tattooing, So it's come a long 0:08:37.480 --> 0:08:39.880 way in just twenty years. You go to a good 0:08:39.920 --> 0:08:43.400 tattoo artist now and you could get a masterpiece on 0:08:43.440 --> 0:08:46.040 your arm. Back in the day, not so much. So 0:08:46.160 --> 0:08:49.880 I spent a good year doing cover ups. So now 0:08:50.000 --> 0:08:52.760 I look like I'm an NBA player straight out of college. 0:08:52.840 --> 0:08:55.520 Right now you look like Birdman. There's one of those 0:08:55.520 --> 0:09:02.200 birds going have a lot of colored tattoodes. I have 0:09:02.600 --> 0:09:07.360 black and gray. Yeah. I spent one night the Birdman. 0:09:07.679 --> 0:09:09.880 Chris Anderson was playing for the Denver Nuggets and they 0:09:09.880 --> 0:09:12.960 were playing the Clippers, and I was out there and 0:09:13.160 --> 0:09:16.720 I was riveted. He was shooting jumpers before the game 0:09:17.280 --> 0:09:19.920 and he had his whole neck like up until the 0:09:19.960 --> 0:09:25.440 back of his hand was covered in tattoos. It was unbelievable. 0:09:25.920 --> 0:09:28.559 A lot of the rappers nowadays have all the face 0:09:28.679 --> 0:09:32.400 tattoos and everything. See, there's areas I would never tat. 0:09:32.679 --> 0:09:35.440 I would never go on my neck. I would never 0:09:35.559 --> 0:09:38.240 do anywhere near the face. I don't even have full 0:09:38.280 --> 0:09:43.679 sleeves because I can cover my tattoos up with a longer, 0:09:43.760 --> 0:09:46.760 short sleeve shirt. And I want to keep it that 0:09:46.800 --> 0:09:52.640 way because if my mom saw my tattoos, she would faint. Wait, 0:09:52.960 --> 0:09:56.680 just she doesn't know the really, oh, because when I 0:09:56.800 --> 0:10:02.080 visit my mom, they're covered up. So yeah, you've been 0:10:02.120 --> 0:10:05.079 able to keep this from your mom. Yeah, don't tell her, 0:10:05.120 --> 0:10:07.559 all right, big fan of the podcast, your mom, I'm 0:10:07.559 --> 0:10:13.040 sure she Yeah, she'll listen in to FSR Live sometimes 0:10:13.040 --> 0:10:15.800 the live show, but no, she's not a podcast listener. 0:10:15.960 --> 0:10:20.760 I got you interesting. That's crazy. How old were you 0:10:20.760 --> 0:10:29.720 when you got your first tattoo? Seven? I got my 0:10:29.800 --> 0:10:36.240 first tattoo when I was when I was all right, 0:10:36.800 --> 0:10:40.679 that's still a long time. Not not to date you, dandy, 0:10:40.679 --> 0:10:42.960 but that's a long run to not be around your 0:10:43.000 --> 0:10:45.880 mom and then not Yeah, well, you know, she lives 0:10:45.880 --> 0:10:49.640 in northern California. I'm lucky to see her twice a year. 0:10:49.679 --> 0:10:52.920 With COVID, I saw her zero times a year. You know, 0:10:53.160 --> 0:10:55.560 it's a little easier to hide something from a parent 0:10:55.600 --> 0:10:58.280 when you're not around them very often. That is a 0:10:58.320 --> 0:11:01.200 fair point. And so your mom has not seen your 0:11:01.320 --> 0:11:04.439 arms since you were twenty three. That's while the raider 0:11:04.520 --> 0:11:06.760 tattoo I got when I was twenty three was up 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:10.040 on my shoulder. Okay, obviously I'm not gonna be rocking 0:11:10.040 --> 0:11:12.480 a tank top around my mom. I got you, I 0:11:12.520 --> 0:11:16.680 got you, all right, moving on here. I got mail yea, 0:11:17.280 --> 0:11:22.520 I got mail ya. Ravvy and Madison, also known as 0:11:22.600 --> 0:11:25.679 your feem me on Twitter, says, hey, Ben, if you 0:11:25.720 --> 0:11:28.640 guys have some extra budget, it would be cool to 0:11:28.760 --> 0:11:33.480 make animated shorts with audio clips from the show Funniest 0:11:33.520 --> 0:11:38.640 Moments an animated form. Also, what is your current favorite drop? 0:11:38.800 --> 0:11:42.240 I gotta go with the fart drop for me. There 0:11:42.280 --> 0:11:45.240 are two variations, I believe. Finally, a shout out to 0:11:45.280 --> 0:11:48.520 my friend Glenn for putting me onto the show. That's 0:11:48.520 --> 0:11:51.920 from Ravvy. Well, Revvy, that's that's funny. I I always 0:11:51.920 --> 0:11:54.679 get a kick out of we both like Danny g 0:11:54.840 --> 0:11:57.680 I think the racist drop when you play it for everything, 0:11:59.640 --> 0:12:02.560 I get a kick out of that the most. The 0:12:02.600 --> 0:12:04.719 most non racist things in the world. You put the 0:12:04.800 --> 0:12:07.760 racist drop on there, always think that's hilarious. Yeah, you 0:12:07.800 --> 0:12:11.720 read the letter last week about a black hole and 0:12:11.800 --> 0:12:15.400 their racist drop. After that, anything where you say white 0:12:15.559 --> 0:12:18.920 or black, I play that. There are certain drops that 0:12:19.120 --> 0:12:21.080 just if you fit them in at the right time, 0:12:21.760 --> 0:12:24.480 they really hit. And I know what he's talking about 0:12:24.480 --> 0:12:26.760 with that fart joke, Ben, because there's been times on 0:12:26.800 --> 0:12:29.640 the podcast where all I need to do to end 0:12:29.679 --> 0:12:34.400 our thought about the topic is just play the fart. Well, 0:12:34.559 --> 0:12:38.320 it turns the page. Yeah, And as far as my favorite, 0:12:38.320 --> 0:12:40.679 it really changes by the day. Rabbit depends what kind 0:12:40.679 --> 0:12:43.600 of mood I'm in. I always laugh at the funky 0:12:43.679 --> 0:12:49.640 chicken are said in Cleveland did this little chicken song thing, 0:12:49.679 --> 0:12:53.600 which is hilarious. Hey Mona is another one of my 0:12:53.679 --> 0:12:58.320 favorites because it's Madison Wisconsin, Kathleen and Madison who was 0:12:58.400 --> 0:13:01.520 so excited to sing a song for us and has 0:13:01.559 --> 0:13:04.680 been immortalized on the show because of that that line, 0:13:04.720 --> 0:13:08.400 hay Mona, the way she said it. Also, Dick and Dayton. 0:13:09.040 --> 0:13:11.640 There's a little clip of Dick and Dayton who's in 0:13:11.800 --> 0:13:15.040 two bands in Dayton, Ohio, and he sung on the 0:13:15.080 --> 0:13:17.720 show a little bit of a song and he was 0:13:17.720 --> 0:13:21.440 it was the most uninterested. He could not have put 0:13:21.559 --> 0:13:24.840 less effort in to the song. If I always laugh 0:13:24.920 --> 0:13:28.960 at that, I think that's that's hilarious. And there's also 0:13:29.000 --> 0:13:33.000 a lot of hollering James stuff from him snoring. Yeah, 0:13:33.080 --> 0:13:35.800 and I have a good one of him saying bring 0:13:35.840 --> 0:13:38.400 back the white women. Yeah, that's a that's another good 0:13:38.440 --> 0:13:43.120 one white women. There's so there's so many blind Scott 0:13:43.160 --> 0:13:47.520 talking about his plunger uh and uh, there's there's a ton. 0:13:47.559 --> 0:13:49.880 So it really depends on my mood some some weeks. 0:13:50.280 --> 0:13:53.640 There's different things. I like like when somebody asked you, 0:13:53.720 --> 0:13:58.360 what's your favorite Michael Bolton song? Yeah, we think drops, 0:13:58.400 --> 0:14:01.559 you think, yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah. So it's just I'm 0:14:01.559 --> 0:14:05.240 a fan of the entire catalogue. Yeah, so thank you, Rabby. 0:14:05.280 --> 0:14:07.160 I'm glad that you like the fart drop, which is 0:14:07.240 --> 0:14:09.640 just about as generica drop as you can get. But 0:14:11.000 --> 0:14:13.040 what's so be it? I was like the out of 0:14:13.120 --> 0:14:17.560 context ones like the Rob Manford, Uh, Dave Roberts, I 0:14:17.600 --> 0:14:21.160 really liked him in that spot, the kerk Shaw We 0:14:21.200 --> 0:14:24.400 don't play those enough. The Kershaw one we goofed on 0:14:24.520 --> 0:14:26.840 Walker Bueler because he pitched a complete game this week 0:14:26.880 --> 0:14:28.760 for the Dodgers and like a hundred eight pitches I 0:14:28.760 --> 0:14:31.480 think it was. And we we were like, how selfish 0:14:31.520 --> 0:14:33.840 that is of of Walker Bueller to want to pitch 0:14:33.840 --> 0:14:36.720 a complete game, and I was more concerned about him 0:14:36.720 --> 0:14:39.160 giving me a double fish. That kind of stuff is 0:14:39.160 --> 0:14:43.200 pretty funny, all right. Next up on the mail back, Yes, 0:14:43.360 --> 0:14:47.720 all right, Carlos in Houston Byang Byang, Texas says, long time, 0:14:47.760 --> 0:14:50.360 no talk, Ben. I'm always listening, even when I don't 0:14:50.400 --> 0:14:53.520 send in questions. Thank you for explaining the Mendoza line. 0:14:53.920 --> 0:14:57.440 I thought it was named after the broadcaster Jessica Mendoza. 0:14:58.000 --> 0:15:01.480 Uh my question for you this week is will Real 0:15:01.560 --> 0:15:04.880 Talk ever come back to the show? I need some 0:15:05.080 --> 0:15:09.000 Ben in the people the game show. Uh well, let 0:15:09.000 --> 0:15:12.920 me let me stop right there. So I have. I've 0:15:12.960 --> 0:15:16.600 lifted the band on Real Talk. Back up, back up, 0:15:17.240 --> 0:15:22.280 up up. As many know, I came back after my 0:15:22.360 --> 0:15:25.040 father passed away. It was very emotional. I had, uh 0:15:25.440 --> 0:15:27.440 my dad. I did not think was gonna check out 0:15:27.480 --> 0:15:30.280 when he checked out. Unfortunately, you never know when you're 0:15:30.280 --> 0:15:32.680 gonna check out. He had not been sick up until 0:15:32.680 --> 0:15:34.080 a couple of days before he passed away, So it 0:15:34.120 --> 0:15:36.440 was very shocking, uh, and I had a tough time 0:15:36.480 --> 0:15:39.440 dealing with that. So when I came back, Real Talk 0:15:39.480 --> 0:15:41.120 kind of goofed on me a little bit, and we 0:15:41.160 --> 0:15:43.760 thought that was inappropriate, so we we didn't ban him 0:15:43.760 --> 0:15:45.400 from the show. We just put him on time out 0:15:45.440 --> 0:15:48.120 for like six months and then said he could come back. 0:15:48.120 --> 0:15:49.720 But he's he has not come back to the show, 0:15:50.520 --> 0:15:52.960 and so it's been been being a year in a 0:15:52.960 --> 0:15:56.400 few months since my father passed away. So uh, yeah, 0:15:56.480 --> 0:15:58.760 I don't know they'll ever come back. At this particular point, 0:15:59.240 --> 0:16:01.960 I'm not sure was if he was telling the truth, 0:16:01.960 --> 0:16:04.000 he was getting married, so maybe he's married now he's 0:16:04.000 --> 0:16:06.200 got kids. I don't know what's going on with him. 0:16:06.320 --> 0:16:09.360 And Carlos also says, I'm surprised you didn't do a 0:16:09.400 --> 0:16:13.080 Mallard monologue on the comments made by Adam Schefter and 0:16:13.160 --> 0:16:17.200 Gil Brandt about the Dwayne Haskins passing. Yeah, I debated 0:16:17.280 --> 0:16:19.240 doing that. I try to stay away from the death 0:16:19.280 --> 0:16:21.400 stuff as much as I can, just it's so sad 0:16:22.040 --> 0:16:23.760 and I hate talking about that kind of stuff, and 0:16:23.800 --> 0:16:27.840 I wasn't put enough of that during lame jokes. Pretty 0:16:27.920 --> 0:16:30.760 much but but Gil brand that definitely crossed the line. 0:16:30.800 --> 0:16:33.320 Gil But I didn't think the Adam Am I wrong, Dan. 0:16:33.400 --> 0:16:36.239 I didn't think what Adam Schefter did was like egregious. 0:16:36.840 --> 0:16:39.400 I think it was just people in the in the 0:16:39.520 --> 0:16:43.960 moment getting upset by anything. It's not praising of Dwayne Haskins. 0:16:44.120 --> 0:16:46.040 But what Gil brand did you just can't do. But 0:16:46.880 --> 0:16:50.760 Schefter was just stating a fact thought about the guy's career. 0:16:51.560 --> 0:16:55.640 Brandt obviously sounded like an old Kajer shaking his fist 0:16:55.680 --> 0:16:59.440 at the clouds. When I read Schefter's thing, I was like, okay, whatever, 0:16:59.720 --> 0:17:02.040 Like maybe he didn't really think it through all the way, 0:17:02.080 --> 0:17:05.160 but it wasn't horrible. Yeah, I had the same vibe, 0:17:05.480 --> 0:17:08.400 and I like Adam, so I don't know. Maybe maybe 0:17:08.440 --> 0:17:11.760 that's part of it. But Gil Brandt definitely, oh my god, 0:17:14.640 --> 0:17:19.359 Like when our grandparents say things that are racist or insensitive, 0:17:20.560 --> 0:17:22.520 it's sad that I say, we're used to it, but 0:17:22.720 --> 0:17:25.399 you kind of are because that's the way they talked 0:17:25.520 --> 0:17:27.719 back in the day, and a lot of them are 0:17:27.760 --> 0:17:29.800 stubborn and don't want to change the way they talk. 0:17:30.560 --> 0:17:32.760 But I also think at some point we're all going 0:17:32.800 --> 0:17:35.320 to be like that even now you live in politically 0:17:35.359 --> 0:17:37.880 correct times, Danny. But I think even we we get 0:17:37.920 --> 0:17:40.640 to a certain age, I believe the human body one 0:17:40.680 --> 0:17:42.920 of the things when you start to get a little older, 0:17:43.680 --> 0:17:49.040 the what's the filter? You lose the filter, You become 0:17:49.160 --> 0:17:50.960 more raw. You don't want to put up with the 0:17:51.040 --> 0:17:53.800 bullshit of life, and you just want to just let 0:17:53.880 --> 0:17:56.679 it rip. And so I just think people when they 0:17:56.720 --> 0:17:58.439 get older, they're like, I don't need to put up, 0:17:58.440 --> 0:18:00.520 I don't need to impress you. I'm gonna turn into 0:18:00.560 --> 0:18:03.680 a full time New Yorker. Yeah, pretty much, pretty much? 0:18:03.760 --> 0:18:09.199 All right? Next up on the mail bag, Tammy and Montana. Right, 0:18:09.200 --> 0:18:12.480 since it's Benn Danisy, you are correct. I am a 0:18:12.640 --> 0:18:15.480 nice person, but when someone attacks me or people I 0:18:15.600 --> 0:18:20.760 care about, then that changes. When hideous Helen stock Gascon's 0:18:20.880 --> 0:18:25.520 family and verbally attacked Coop Eddie, et cetera. On top 0:18:25.640 --> 0:18:29.359 of her bragging that crossed the tolerance line for me, 0:18:29.640 --> 0:18:33.840 Tammy says, hideous Helen, this is the war that's been 0:18:33.880 --> 0:18:37.240 going on here. She says, Hideous Helen always makes negative 0:18:37.280 --> 0:18:42.840 comments about sexual pleasure and arousal. She obviously isn't capable 0:18:42.920 --> 0:18:47.200 of arousing a man probably why she was fired as 0:18:47.240 --> 0:18:51.480 a fluffer. Wow. Uh, there's another meaning for the Mendoza 0:18:51.560 --> 0:18:56.240 line that Helen definitely fits. It's where a woman's stomach 0:18:56.440 --> 0:19:03.520 protrudes further than her breast. Wow. That's you Ever heard that? Danny? 0:19:03.560 --> 0:19:06.359 I don't know, but that one. Uh. Sorry, Danny. There 0:19:06.400 --> 0:19:12.160 will be no uh kombayya songs with Helen. Question though, 0:19:12.359 --> 0:19:16.000 Tammy has for Danny fifty seven tattoos and counting. Would 0:19:16.080 --> 0:19:20.560 you get a tattoo honoring band? Wow? Wow? Maybe maybe, 0:19:20.920 --> 0:19:24.320 she says, maybe a Clipper banner for their Final four appearance? 0:19:24.840 --> 0:19:28.000 What is still wrong with the Clippers? She's going to 0:19:28.080 --> 0:19:31.440 play in tournament? Well, you know, I do have a 0:19:31.520 --> 0:19:35.840 Kobe tattoo. The Raider tattoo, now Ben is just updated. 0:19:35.920 --> 0:19:38.680 It's just uh. I have a sword that has a 0:19:39.000 --> 0:19:41.720 R and the sword and a Dodger logo. The D 0:19:42.119 --> 0:19:45.160 in cursive is the handle to the sword. Oh nice, 0:19:45.720 --> 0:19:47.880 it's my tip of the cap to both the Dodgers 0:19:47.920 --> 0:19:51.600 and the Raiders. As far as a radio tattoo, I 0:19:51.760 --> 0:19:54.240 learned my lesson on that because when I was a youngster, 0:19:55.000 --> 0:19:58.359 I got a girl's name tattooed on me because of 0:19:58.400 --> 0:20:01.040 a super bowl bet that I it live on the air, 0:20:01.720 --> 0:20:06.080 and it caused trouble throughout my adult life because whenever 0:20:06.160 --> 0:20:09.560 I would date somebody knew, they'd be like, who's this 0:20:09.800 --> 0:20:13.560 Trina bitch? And so I would have to tell the 0:20:13.600 --> 0:20:16.119 whole story, and that the girl would just not be 0:20:16.280 --> 0:20:20.560 impressed and like, yeah, sure, so yeah, that would be 0:20:20.600 --> 0:20:22.680 a little awkward. If you're a woman and you're making 0:20:23.119 --> 0:20:25.639 making with the dude and she's and he's got some 0:20:26.240 --> 0:20:29.119 some other woman's name on the tattoo, that'd be a 0:20:29.119 --> 0:20:30.760 little tough. I would think, Well, how about the chicks 0:20:30.800 --> 0:20:33.840 who got guys names on their back? Well, it's yeah, 0:20:33.840 --> 0:20:37.000 it works the same way on the back to which 0:20:37.080 --> 0:20:39.200 is when you get a tattoo in your back, you're 0:20:39.200 --> 0:20:42.959 really I believe you're doing it for the main reason is, uh, 0:20:43.320 --> 0:20:46.200 certain activities Danny did so people can enjoy the view 0:20:46.760 --> 0:20:49.000 were not wrong in that. Girls like why are you 0:20:49.080 --> 0:20:53.040 slapping me right there? I want to show you where 0:20:53.080 --> 0:20:56.000 you need an updated tattoo. There was a guy when 0:20:56.040 --> 0:20:58.560 I was around the Dodgers, the guy the Dodges traded 0:20:58.640 --> 0:21:01.760 for from the Minnesota Twins, and I'd say the name. 0:21:01.800 --> 0:21:03.359 There were a couple of pictures. It's one of two 0:21:03.440 --> 0:21:07.639 guys and he had it was a journeyman relief picture, 0:21:07.880 --> 0:21:10.240 and he had he had a tattoo from every team 0:21:10.280 --> 0:21:13.160 he had played on. And it was kind of cool 0:21:13.240 --> 0:21:17.320 because it looked he had colored tattoos of the Twins logo, 0:21:17.480 --> 0:21:20.879 the Dodgers logo. I think he had the red sox 0:21:20.960 --> 0:21:23.000 on there. It was really neat and he had all 0:21:23.040 --> 0:21:25.000 the different teams and it looked it reminded me of 0:21:25.160 --> 0:21:27.600 the I used to get every year, because I'm old 0:21:27.680 --> 0:21:29.959 before the Internet, the Red and Green books would come 0:21:29.960 --> 0:21:32.240 out every year. They with the National League was I think, 0:21:32.960 --> 0:21:35.080 I think was the Green book, and the American League 0:21:35.119 --> 0:21:36.840 was the Red book, and it had all the logos 0:21:36.880 --> 0:21:38.880 on the back. And for some reason I just thought 0:21:38.920 --> 0:21:42.639 of that he looked like a NASCAR. Yeah, pretty much, 0:21:42.680 --> 0:21:44.919 pretty much, pretty much, all right, what is next year? 0:21:45.880 --> 0:21:49.600 We do? And Helen and Stu write in how about that? 0:21:50.359 --> 0:21:53.320 From palmetto Bay, Florida, says Ben and Danny ge We 0:21:53.400 --> 0:21:57.119 always enjoy your witty fifth hour commentary and hootspun. I 0:21:57.160 --> 0:22:00.879 love the word hudspos great word, Benjamin. Time for a 0:22:01.000 --> 0:22:04.680 long letter today. You need to grab your flat cap 0:22:04.840 --> 0:22:08.160 and catch a flight, we go right to the spicy 0:22:08.320 --> 0:22:11.480 question from Stu and his golf buddies. Okay, so this 0:22:11.640 --> 0:22:15.560 is Helen asking a question for ste the power couple 0:22:15.640 --> 0:22:20.600 from palmetto Bay Floor. And Helen says, Ben, what will 0:22:20.800 --> 0:22:24.800 you and your wife's romantic strategy be while staying at 0:22:24.840 --> 0:22:30.320 your brother's house in ultra conservative Appleton, Wisconsin, middle of 0:22:30.400 --> 0:22:34.000 the night, loud and proud relations and deal with the 0:22:34.080 --> 0:22:38.359 consequences at breakfast or quiet on the down low? Just 0:22:38.640 --> 0:22:41.200 ram it? Well, we actually have an update. Hell, that's 0:22:41.280 --> 0:22:43.399 quite the way to describe it. Uh. And you know 0:22:43.520 --> 0:22:45.719 how I am Helen from listening to this podcast. Uh, 0:22:46.280 --> 0:22:48.600 never loud and never proud when it comes to that 0:22:48.720 --> 0:22:51.520 kind of stuff. Only when it comes to me making 0:22:51.640 --> 0:22:54.280 a prediction on the radio show A my loud and proud. 0:22:54.440 --> 0:22:57.880 But when it's making whoopee, it's h was it slow 0:22:57.920 --> 0:23:01.080 and study wins the race? Quiet? You're in the library. 0:23:01.920 --> 0:23:04.520 I don't know, and I actually am not. I'm not 0:23:04.680 --> 0:23:07.080 gonna be staying with my brother. I have an update. Now, 0:23:07.200 --> 0:23:09.240 I had assumed that you know what happens when you 0:23:09.280 --> 0:23:12.040 assumed Danny had assumed the position that I was gonna 0:23:12.040 --> 0:23:15.280 be staying at my brother's place in Appleton. I called 0:23:15.359 --> 0:23:18.600