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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what's up? It's donk.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I'm sorry, can you say that again?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's donk.

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Speaker 4: Donc don donk like do you and oh you know

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Speaker 4: what I think my resume had like my whole name

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Speaker 4: on it.

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Speaker 2: This is Paul Dunkler, but like people call me donk Uh.

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Speaker 4: We had an interview schedule at this time for a

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Speaker 4: receptionist at your law office.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, Paul, yes, yeah.

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Speaker 2: But you can call me donk if you you know,

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Speaker 2: that's just what everybody knows me.

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Speaker 5: Okay, you'd like me to call you dounk.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's cool.

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Speaker 4: I mean you could call me Paul if you want you,

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Speaker 4: but like most people, just call me donk.

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Speaker 5: Okay, all right, well thanks for calling.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm excited to cross it. Thank you for

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Speaker 2: interviewing me for this position. You know, I'm really like

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Speaker 2: tell you all about hall.

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Speaker 1: Slet Okay, so yeah, go ahead, tell me a little

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Speaker 1: bit about yourself if you don't mind.

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Speaker 2: A woman name is donk.

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Speaker 1: M Yeah, and can you tell me a little bit

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Speaker 1: more about yourself?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I could bench two fifty three times four

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Speaker 4: times sometimes and like.

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Speaker 2: Uh, the other day, like, I'm sorry, I forgot the question.

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Speaker 1: I was just asking you a little bit about yourself,

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Speaker 1: but could you actually tell me a little bit more

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Speaker 1: about your work experience. We don't that's great that you

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Speaker 1: can do the exercise stuff, but yeah, we're actually really

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Speaker 1: interested in hearing about your work experience and what would

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Speaker 1: make you an appropriate candidate.

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Speaker 4: It like, I really want to be a lawyer, so

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Speaker 4: like getting the foot in the door, you know, I figure, like,

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Speaker 4: you know, sometimes in life, dude, you got to start

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Speaker 4: low on the tote and pull in order to be

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Speaker 4: like the top, but you know, head boss person, you know.

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Speaker 4: And so like I figure, if I want to be

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Speaker 4: a lawyer, dude, I gotta start answering phones and then

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Speaker 4: eventually did I'll be in the courtroom, you know, doing

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Speaker 4: my thing. So that's what I'm doing.

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Speaker 5: Okay, you want to get this job because you want.

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Speaker 3: To be a lawyer.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so yeah, but.

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Speaker 3: Do you have a law of experience?

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Speaker 5: Have you?

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Speaker 4: Okay, so y'all, Like I think what you're asking is,

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Speaker 4: have I ever been arrested before? And yes, dude, but

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Speaker 4: like only once and that was because the dude started

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Speaker 4: a fight with me.

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Speaker 1: Bro, you know that is not what I was asking.

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Speaker 1: So okay, so it sounds like you did not go

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Speaker 1: to school tru law.

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Speaker 4: No matter what, dude, I'm going to become a lawyer,

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Speaker 4: you know, And so I'm very excited to be interviewing

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Speaker 4: with you, and like I'm even willing to do the

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Speaker 4: job pro boner if you want for a little while.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry to do pro boner.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a legal term that means for free.

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Speaker 5: That that's extremely inappropriate. I don't think that.

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Speaker 2: Inappropriate for me to use like legal language if I'm

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Speaker 2: not like an optional law person.

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Speaker 1: Legal language that's not legal language.

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Speaker 2: I'm pro boner means like for free.

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Speaker 1: Pro bono means for free. I'm going to go ahead

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Speaker 1: and end this interview because this is absolutely not going

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Speaker 1: to work out, and I would highly encourage you to

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Speaker 1: not speak to people like this in future interviews. Whatever

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Speaker 1: you're going for, but this is going to be a

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Speaker 1: no for us as well.

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Speaker 2: Episode Donk is kind of confused right now.

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Speaker 5: You're not getting the job, Donk.

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Speaker 1: Oh, we're not an appropriate candidate for the receptionist.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So, like what you're saying is like you don't

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Speaker 4: want to work with donk so that like you and

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Speaker 4: I can go out.

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Speaker 3: You know, obviously you are obviously best student to be

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Speaker 3: like a powel attendant at a gym. Okay, so that's

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Speaker 3: what you should look into doing right now. And honestly,

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Speaker 3: I'm going to go talk to Rosa right now because

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Speaker 3: she's the one that recommended you. And this is incredibly awful.

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Speaker 3: I cannot believe that I wasted my time with this.

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Speaker 5: So why don't you go crush.

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Speaker 3: A protein shake I guess or whatever it is the

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Speaker 3: apparently and just get off of this.

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Speaker 2: Well, first I won't let you know it's a prank

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Speaker 2: phone call. What Yeah, this is actually Dubil from the

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Speaker 2: Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and your coworker.

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Speaker 2: Rosa set you up.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, she said that you're hiring for a

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Speaker 6: receptionist at the office.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties,