WEBVTT - #1138: September 9, 2016

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<v Speaker 1>Knowledge Fight podcast feed listener, this is officially a sneaky snake.

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<v Speaker 2>And then Sneaky Snake goes dancing Wiggling and a-hissing Sneaky

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<v Speaker 2>Snake goes dancing Giggling and a-kissing I don't like old

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<v Speaker 2>Sneaky Snake He laughs too much, you see When he

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<v Speaker 2>goes wiggling through the grass It tickles his underneath.

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<v Speaker 3>Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls and entities in here,

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<v Speaker 3>out there, get on your feet one last time for

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<v Speaker 3>Dan and Jordan!

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good

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<v Speaker 4>guys saying we are the bad guys.

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<v Speaker 5>Knowledge fight. Dan and Jordan. Knowledge fight. Need money. Andy

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<v Speaker 5>in Kansas.

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<v Speaker 6>Andy in Kansas.

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<v Speaker 7>Stop it.

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<v Speaker 6>Andy in Kansas.

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<v Speaker 5>Andy in Kansas. Andy in Kansas.

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<v Speaker 7>You're on the air.

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<v Speaker 5>Thanks for holding. Hello, Alex.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm a first-time caller. I'm a huge fan.

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<v Speaker 5>I love your work. KnowledgeFight.com. I love you.

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<v Speaker 6>Welcome to Knowledge Fight.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm Dan.

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<v Speaker 9>I'm Jordan!

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<v Speaker 8>Woo!

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<v Speaker 10>We are a couple of dudes who like to sit

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<v Speaker 10>on stage, two brothers, and talk a little bit.

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<v Speaker 5>Selene. Selene.

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<v Speaker 9>All right.

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<v Speaker 6>Talk a little bit about Alex Jones.

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<v Speaker 9>We do talk a little bit about Alex Jones.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, indeed. Dan.

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<v Speaker 6>Jordan.

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<v Speaker 5>Dan. Jordan.

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<v Speaker 3>Dan.

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<v Speaker 6>Jordan.

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<v Speaker 5>Jordan. Dan? Jordan. Dan?

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<v Speaker 7>Jordan.

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<v Speaker 9>I have a quick question for you. What's up, man?

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<v Speaker 9>Hold on, let me redo the Dan again.

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<v Speaker 5>Dan?

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<v Speaker 9>Quick question.

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<v Speaker 5>What's up?

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<v Speaker 9>What's your bright spot today, buddy?

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<v Speaker 10>My bright spot today, actually, I was going to say

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<v Speaker 10>that we went to go see Mortal Kombat.

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<v Speaker 6>We did. And that was going to be my bright spot.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>But that's lackluster. That's small. And since this is a

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<v Speaker 6>live show, I felt like I should... Say you go first.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay.

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<v Speaker 6>You should give me your bright spot first.

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<v Speaker 7>Wait, wait, wait.

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<v Speaker 3>So you like soft launched a bright spot and it

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<v Speaker 3>turned out everybody was not on it.

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<v Speaker 6>I heard some applause for Mortal Kombat too.

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<v Speaker 3>Some people were like, Mortal Kombat's fine, but most of

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<v Speaker 3>you are like, fuck off, move on, next one.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, well, no, I gave a bad one. And now.

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<v Speaker 9>And now I'm left out to dry.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, no, I have a better one.

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<v Speaker 9>Oh, you do? Not better than yours.

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<v Speaker 6>But better than Mortal Kombat.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I'll tell you what, you can't do better than

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<v Speaker 3>mine because my bright spot is.

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<v Speaker 9>All of these people here tonight! This is the.

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<v Speaker 3>Live show that I've always dreamt of, right? Like, I

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<v Speaker 3>remember 10 years ago, or more, I don't remember, I'm old,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm dying, the last LCD sound system show.

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<v Speaker 9>You know, remember when that was the last one?

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<v Speaker 3>At Madison Square Garden, I remember staying up late and

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<v Speaker 3>smoking 50 to 60 cigarettes watching that show in the

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<v Speaker 3>middle of a terrible apartment.

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<v Speaker 9>By myself in the dark.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was thinking, someday, I'm going to end a

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<v Speaker 3>podcast like that.

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<v Speaker 9>So I think this is the dream, right? This is

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<v Speaker 9>the dream.

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<v Speaker 5>It's the dream.

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<v Speaker 10>And you couldn't pick a better place to do it.

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<v Speaker 9>No, that's basically Madison Square.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 10>We have both performed stand-up comedy in this room.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I'm hoping to finally reach my dream of being

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<v Speaker 3>mildly funny on this stage.

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<v Speaker 6>I think you can cross that off the bucket list, baby.

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<v Speaker 6>I think you have done great.

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<v Speaker 9>I hope so. And what's your bright spot? What's your

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<v Speaker 9>good bright spot?

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<v Speaker 10>Well, I'd like to say that, you know, we're wrapping

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<v Speaker 10>things up. And there are a number of unfulfilled promises

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<v Speaker 10>in terms of the show.

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<v Speaker 6>Some unfinished business. Right.

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<v Speaker 10>Some of this stuff, it's never really going to be

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<v Speaker 10>wrapped up. We're never going to figure out what happened

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<v Speaker 10>with Hurricane Katrina.

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<v Speaker 8>No.

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<v Speaker 5>No.

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<v Speaker 3>And we're never gonna jerk off back to back, so

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<v Speaker 3>let's just leave that off the table.

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<v Speaker 9>Let's just keep that off.

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<v Speaker 6>The table right now. Uh, you don't remember?

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<v Speaker 5>Shit!

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<v Speaker 9>We've been in a lot of hotel rooms together.

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<v Speaker 6>Baltimore got weird. You almost got robbed.

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<v Speaker 9>Baltimore did get weird.

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<v Speaker 6>No, so I figured tonight here at this show, we

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<v Speaker 6>have one last chance to pay off a promise. Promises made,

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<v Speaker 6>promises kept. Like Hubert Humphrey.

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<v Speaker 3>Are we going to finally figure out what the secret

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<v Speaker 3>of 2017 was?

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 8>No.

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<v Speaker 9>God damn it!

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<v Speaker 6>But that's not cool. We know. It was Megyn Kelly. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>that's fair.

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<v Speaker 10>And she was weird or something. No, when we started

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<v Speaker 10>this show and nobody was listening, I made a little

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<v Speaker 10>bit of a promise. And that was that if we

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<v Speaker 10>ever got to the point we could quit our jobs,

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<v Speaker 10>that I would legally change my name to Scatman Dan.

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<v Speaker 5>That is.

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<v Speaker 9>A promise you made.

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<v Speaker 6>And it's not a promise I've kept.

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<v Speaker 9>I didn't think so.

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<v Speaker 6>But I'd like to show you and the audience something.

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<v Speaker 9>Okay. All right. Here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>Ladies and gentlemen, it's a tattoo on his cap!

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<v Speaker 9>That is a scatman dad! Ladies and gentlemen!

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<v Speaker 6>I have got a Scatman tattoo on my calf.

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<v Speaker 9>I got it this morning.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 9>Didn't tell you about it.

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<v Speaker 3>I was going to say it looks very fresh.

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<v Speaker 9>Oh, it's bleeding. It's definitely. I recommend washing that three

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<v Speaker 9>times a day at least.

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<v Speaker 10>I was so worried about pulling up my pant leg

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<v Speaker 10>because of the second skin.

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<v Speaker 6>I was worried I was going to tear it off.

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<v Speaker 9>It looks great. It looks great.

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you. I feel good.

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<v Speaker 3>I wish I could scat something that involved calf, and

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<v Speaker 3>I've been trying to in my head, but it's not coming.

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<v Speaker 6>Are you just going to skibadubadubadub?

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<v Speaker 9>That's all you got to do? Yeah, but then try

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<v Speaker 9>and put a calf in there.

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<v Speaker 6>Just say fucking calf. Skibadubacalf.

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<v Speaker 9>See? See? It sucks. Yeah, but who cares?

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<v Speaker 6>These people.

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<v Speaker 9>This is about them.

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<v Speaker 6>The ceiling and the floor for scatting.

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<v Speaker 9>Are both in a latrine.

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<v Speaker 8>Man.

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<v Speaker 10>I realized as soon as I started saying that sentence,

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<v Speaker 10>I'm going to really insult the jazz people.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't want to do this. So how are you doing?

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<v Speaker 9>I'm doing good. I'm excited. This is crazy. It's a

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<v Speaker 9>crazy way to end the show.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, anything would be.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, that's true.

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<v Speaker 6>But this is particularly crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>This is particularly crazy. I think there's a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>emotion tied up in this. This particular stage... Are we

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<v Speaker 3>going to be sincere?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 9>I mean, I don't think we... Is anybody going to

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<v Speaker 9>stop us?

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<v Speaker 6>I don't think anybody can. I will make fun of

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<v Speaker 6>you if you do.

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<v Speaker 9>That's fair. That's fine. That's fine. But while we're here,

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<v Speaker 9>we might as well be sincere.

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<v Speaker 6>Sure.

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<v Speaker 9>Drufke is.

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<v Speaker 6>Big round of applause for Matt Drufke, everybody.

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<v Speaker 9>Please give him an applause for Matt.

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<v Speaker 3>Drufke, who has set up this show, who is, I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>he was one of the first people in Chicago, in, well,

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<v Speaker 3>suburbs comedy, it's not as good, in suburbs comedy, to

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<v Speaker 3>show me what he looked like with his pants around

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<v Speaker 3>his ankles. And, you know, you never forget that. You

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<v Speaker 3>never forget an open mic at the Laugh Out Loud

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<v Speaker 3>Comedy Theater in Schaumburg, Illinois. In roughly 2013, when Matt

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<v Speaker 3>Drufke showed me his boxer shorts.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm really glad you took the time to get sincere

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<v Speaker 6>and deal with your emotions.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I mean, there's one that matters most to me,

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<v Speaker 3>and that is the amount of Matt Drufke's body I've seen.

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<v Speaker 6>And what a body it is.

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<v Speaker 9>How about you?

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<v Speaker 6>How are you feeling?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm good.

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<v Speaker 9>You want to be sincere or you want to be funny?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I'll be sincere.

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<v Speaker 8>All right.

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<v Speaker 6>I drove here.

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<v Speaker 9>Nailed it.

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<v Speaker 6>Nailed it.

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<v Speaker 10>Every time that I would come out here to perform

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<v Speaker 10>at either here or at the Shrine, I would always

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<v Speaker 10>have to have someone else drive me. And it is

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<v Speaker 10>a very weird feeling to have been like, I can

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<v Speaker 10>drive myself. I almost was going to take a lift.

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<v Speaker 6>Out here for like $ 150. I'm like, absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 9>Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 5>Dan.

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<v Speaker 9>Dan, holy shit. This just got fucking literary. This, motherfuckers,

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<v Speaker 9>this just got literary. Hold the phone.

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<v Speaker 6>It got literary.

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<v Speaker 3>Dan and I, this just got literary. Dan and I,

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<v Speaker 3>we met. driving to Aurora. I had to pick him

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<v Speaker 3>up and drive out to the comedy shrine in Aurora

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<v Speaker 3>for us to do comedy together. And now, what could

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<v Speaker 3>be more fitting than this man driving himself to Aurora?

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<v Speaker 6>Literary!

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<v Speaker 9>This is the hero's journey! I refused the call for

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<v Speaker 9>many years. Joseph Campbell, get on here!

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<v Speaker 6>For many years, I said, no, I can't drive.

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<v Speaker 10>I got stuck behind a very large anime convention crowd

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<v Speaker 10>in Rosemont.

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<v Speaker 6>That'll happen.

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<v Speaker 10>And I was like, these people, they should be going

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<v Speaker 10>to our show. How much overlap is there? Are we

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<v Speaker 10>going to lose audience to the anime convention? Could some

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<v Speaker 10>of these cool anime convention people come in their fun

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<v Speaker 10>costumes to our show?

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<v Speaker 5>No.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't see anyone dressed in crazy costumes.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think our show lends to cosplay. I would

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<v Speaker 3>be concerned what cosplayers would be like, okay, I've been

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<v Speaker 3>listening to a lot of knowledge fights, so here's what

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to dress up as.

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<v Speaker 6>I see someone dressed as Leo Zagami in the back.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like you should always have bright lights on you.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're dressed as Leo Zagami, there should be a

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<v Speaker 3>sign that says the devil over your head.

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<v Speaker 9>I am the Antichrist.

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<v Speaker 10>If I were him, I would always enter every room

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<v Speaker 10>with like a ta-da. Yeah, it's me. I have just

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<v Speaker 10>entered this room. So Jordan, we should probably, we got

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<v Speaker 10>an episode to do here.

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<v Speaker 9>Do we have an episode to do?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, we do.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh man.

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<v Speaker 10>Um, but before, before we get to the episode, I

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<v Speaker 10>would like to a tiny bit of business. Uh, I,

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<v Speaker 10>you know, I thanked on our, on our last episode,

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<v Speaker 10>I think DJ Danarchy, Angela Lampsberry, and I forgot to

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<v Speaker 10>shout out Jack who made.

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<v Speaker 6>Our logo and I felt really bad. So Jack big ups.

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 9>Sorry.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Sorry. Big ups.

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<v Speaker 9>Absolutely. So Jordan, we've made it nine years, nine years.

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<v Speaker 6>It's a long time to be doing a podcast.

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<v Speaker 10>It kind of sucks to end, but if you think

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<v Speaker 10>about it, we have outlived the combined time that Rob

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<v Speaker 10>Schneider and Jim Brewer were on SNL.

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<v Speaker 9>That's true.

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<v Speaker 6>The two guys who went crazy right-wing.

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<v Speaker 9>That's true.

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<v Speaker 6>Put them together. They don't touch us.

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<v Speaker 9>That's true.

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<v Speaker 3>And then together we are as funny as when Rob

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<v Speaker 3>Schneider said, you can do it in the water.

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<v Speaker 9>So we've got that going for us.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 10>Me and Angela Lampsberry recently finished, uh, uh, the hot

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<v Speaker 10>chick and, uh, I can't remember if this is a

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<v Speaker 10>conversation we had off air or on the podcast about

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<v Speaker 10>how her internet went out halfway through The Hot Chick.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think so. See, here's the problem with you

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<v Speaker 3>guys watching the movies that you're watching.

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<v Speaker 9>I don't know when.

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<v Speaker 3>We're talking about White Chicks, The Hot Chick, or any

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<v Speaker 3>other number of movies that have chick in the title

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<v Speaker 3>that are vaguely offensive to somebody.

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<v Speaker 6>No, no, no, not vaguely. Not vaguely. So damn offensive.

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<v Speaker 5>It's awful.

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<v Speaker 6>Fair enough. We did watch The Whistle, though. I teased that.

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<v Speaker 9>Did The Whistle kill someone?

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<v Speaker 6>It's good.

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<v Speaker 9>You fucking liar.

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<v Speaker 6>I hate to say it, but it's good.

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<v Speaker 9>The Whistle cannot be good.

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<v Speaker 6>The Whistle's good. You should check it out.

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<v Speaker 9>I'll check out The Whistle.

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<v Speaker 6>All right.

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<v Speaker 9>That's the movie to me.

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<v Speaker 6>It's a little better.

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<v Speaker 9>So, Jordan.

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<v Speaker 10>When we decided to wrap up our podcast with a

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<v Speaker 10>final live show, you and I chatted a bit about

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<v Speaker 10>how it would make the most sense for us to

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<v Speaker 10>cover Alex's last day on air on our last day

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<v Speaker 10>on air.

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<v Speaker 6>It would rhyme. It would have a fitting thematic overlap. Literary!

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<v Speaker 6>And I told you that that's what we were going

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<v Speaker 6>to do.

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<v Speaker 5>Right.

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<v Speaker 6>I meant it at the time. I wasn't lying to you.

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<v Speaker 6>That was my first thought of what to do.

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<v Speaker 10>But as soon as you left my apartment, I realized

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<v Speaker 10>that we couldn't do that because if we did, we'd

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<v Speaker 10>betray the premise of the show. You can't know what

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<v Speaker 10>we're covering in advance. So Alex's last day is out.

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<v Speaker 10>We're not talking about that.

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<v Speaker 9>We will talk.

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<v Speaker 3>About his last day on Earth, so.

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<v Speaker 9>We will reunite.

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<v Speaker 3>Whenever the time is right, you choose.

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<v Speaker 8>I meant.

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<v Speaker 6>If we had another episode coming, I would scold you.

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, Jordan!

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<v Speaker 10>But also, the more I thought about it, the more

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<v Speaker 10>it felt like covering Alex's last show is what a

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<v Speaker 10>normal podcast would do.

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<v Speaker 9>Not us.

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<v Speaker 6>And we have never been a normal podcast.

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<v Speaker 9>God bless us for it.

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<v Speaker 10>We zig when it makes sense to zag. So we're

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<v Speaker 10>going to end this show having not covered Alex's last

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<v Speaker 10>day on InfoWars.

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<v Speaker 6>And that's fine. It wasn't a good show.

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<v Speaker 10>Alex interviewed a Nazi wearing Heil Hitler merch and interviewed

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<v Speaker 10>Jamie Kennedy about how California is a liberal hellhole.

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<v Speaker 9>Which one was which?

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<v Speaker 6>I think Jamie Kennedy had an Epstein mask behind him

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<v Speaker 6>on a shelf. It was fucking weird. What is Jamie

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<v Speaker 6>Kennedy doing on the last InfoWars broadcast?

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<v Speaker 9>You know what's interesting?

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't know, of all the things that I thought

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<v Speaker 3>we were going to discover in a Nazi hellhole, one

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't thought we would discover is how few ideas

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<v Speaker 3>they have.

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<v Speaker 9>Just fucking Jamie Kennedy is what you got, Nazis.

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<v Speaker 8>Really?

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<v Speaker 10>I thought it was going to be like a, haha, Alex,

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<v Speaker 10>you got X'd. Because you know the Jamie Kennedy experience?

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<v Speaker 9>You did the pranks? Oh my God. He said you

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<v Speaker 9>got X'd?

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<v Speaker 5>Didn't he?

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you. Thank you for the one voice.

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<v Speaker 9>I watched every episode!

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<v Speaker 6>I have no idea if you're right or not, but

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<v Speaker 6>one person saying yes saved me. All we need.

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<v Speaker 9>All we need. All I've ever needed.

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<v Speaker 6>I have legit never watched the Jamie Kennedy experience, but

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<v Speaker 6>I think I've seen it all.

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<v Speaker 5>You know?

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<v Speaker 9>You've experienced it, if you will.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah. I don't want to belabor this, but there was

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<v Speaker 6>a weird moment on Alex's last broadcast where he's complaining

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<v Speaker 6>about the onions. And so he plays a clip of

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<v Speaker 6>Tim Heidecker from like Tim and Eric and it's like absurd.

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<v Speaker 6>And then without.

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<v Speaker 10>Taking any break, it goes to a sketch that Jamie

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<v Speaker 10>Kennedy did to introduce Jamie Kennedy.

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<v Speaker 5>Weird.

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<v Speaker 10>And I was like, everyone's just going to think that's

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<v Speaker 10>still the same sketch.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>It was very jarring. And Jamie Kennedy was in blackface.

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<v Speaker 9>All right.

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<v Speaker 5>All right.

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<v Speaker 6>It was, it was rough.

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<v Speaker 9>You know what's weird?

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<v Speaker 3>Of all the things that that makes me think of,

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<v Speaker 3>it's a Tim and Eric sketch. And that sketch is

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<v Speaker 3>just a voice in my head going, think about your dad.

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<v Speaker 3>So I don't know if anybody likes Tim.

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<v Speaker 9>And Eric, but there you go.

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<v Speaker 10>So Jordan, if we're not going to cover Alex's last

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<v Speaker 10>day on air, what are we going to cover?

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<v Speaker 9>Alex's first day in hell.

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<v Speaker 10>If I could find his first show, I would fucking

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<v Speaker 10>do that.

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<v Speaker 6>That would be so good.

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<v Speaker 9>It would be literary as fuck, if you will.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah. He'd be so hopeful.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah. I bet this will never go south. No one's

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<v Speaker 9>ever suing me.

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<v Speaker 10>So often when we do live shows, I like to

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<v Speaker 10>try to theme the episode based on the city we're in.

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<v Speaker 10>Like how in Portland we covered the anniversary of when A.C.

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<v Speaker 10>Green finally had sex.

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<v Speaker 9>It was a very important day.

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<v Speaker 10>I considered theming things around Chicago, but the first thing

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<v Speaker 10>I had was like, I thought about like documenting the

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<v Speaker 10>many times Chicago.

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<v Speaker 6>Was supposed to have been nuked and then narrowly survived.

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<v Speaker 5>Sure.

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<v Speaker 10>But as I thought about it more, I realized that

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<v Speaker 10>for the last year or so, I've been very subtly

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<v Speaker 10>teasing that I wanted to do a live show in Atlanta.

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<v Speaker 10>Talking about the pyramids and what have you, you know?

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<v Speaker 10>I realize now that that's never going to happen. We're

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<v Speaker 10>never going to get to go to Atlanta and do

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<v Speaker 10>this show, but I still want to cover that episode,

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<v Speaker 10>and it works surprisingly well for our purposes here today.

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<v Speaker 10>So for the next 90 minutes or so, we're in Atlanta.

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<v Speaker 10>Transport yourself in your mind to the ATL.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody, put on your fedoras.

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<v Speaker 9>We're going to church.

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<v Speaker 6>My mic has a fedora on it in the tattoo.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, nice.

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<v Speaker 6>Scatman.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, that's true. You're right.

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<v Speaker 8>All right.

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<v Speaker 10>So I'm not going to tell you exactly why this

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<v Speaker 10>episode would be better in Atlanta, but I do think

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<v Speaker 10>that as we go along, it'll start.

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<v Speaker 6>To become clear. So today, Jordan, we wrap things up

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<v Speaker 6>by covering September 9th, 2016.

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<v Speaker 8>Ooh.

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<v Speaker 5>Ooh.

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<v Speaker 7>Ooh.

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<v Speaker 3>There's no need for you guys to also... It's just

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<v Speaker 3>a fun thing. It's like a showbiz thing.

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<v Speaker 10>I'm not opening this up to the audience, but Jordan,

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<v Speaker 10>do you have any possible thoughts of what the theming

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<v Speaker 10>could be?

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 5>No.

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<v Speaker 9>Beyond no. I have no clue. I don't even have

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<v Speaker 9>a guess.

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<v Speaker 5>Great.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even know anything about... I don't remember September

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<v Speaker 3>in 2016.

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<v Speaker 9>Um, it.

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<v Speaker 5>Was.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, it was hot. I don't know. It was just

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<v Speaker 6>before the election. It was bad.

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<v Speaker 9>Frankly, everything pre-COVID is gone. Let's just put it that way.

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<v Speaker 9>It's all gone.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, brain fog, baby.

0:19:15.440 --> 0:19:15.720
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 10>So one thing that is kind of fun about this

0:19:19.730 --> 0:19:22.490
<v Speaker 10>is like, this is, we didn't exist at this point.

0:19:22.510 --> 0:19:25.650
<v Speaker 10>This is before we had started this. So that will

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<v Speaker 10>be important later. But we start things off with Alex

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<v Speaker 10>talking about- I.

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<v Speaker 3>Hope nobody ever makes a show about him.

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<v Speaker 9>I hope nobody ever.

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<v Speaker 3>Makes a very specific long running show whose episodes are

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<v Speaker 3>maybe too long sometimes.

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<v Speaker 6>I strongly predict that I will be taken seriously into

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<v Speaker 6>the future.

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<v Speaker 9>Well, at least I hope it won't be two white guys.

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<v Speaker 10>And if they are two white guys, one of them

0:19:58.220 --> 0:20:05.429
<v Speaker 10>will not have multiple joke tattoos about the show. So anyway,

0:20:05.470 --> 0:20:09.400
<v Speaker 10>the globalists, Alex starts off here, they don't promote the best.

0:20:09.680 --> 0:20:09.880
<v Speaker 5>Sure.

0:20:10.020 --> 0:20:10.940
<v Speaker 6>And that's their problem.

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<v Speaker 9>That is their problem.

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<v Speaker 6>Bad promotion.

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<v Speaker 9>Bad promotion.

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<v Speaker 8>Uh-oh.

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<v Speaker 9>Uh-oh.

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<v Speaker 6>This worked. This worked.

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<v Speaker 9>It worked just a short while ago.

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<v Speaker 5>And it will work.

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<v Speaker 9>It will work.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 9>Don't worry about it.

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<v Speaker 6>One enthusiastic.

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<v Speaker 9>Ladies and gentlemen, don't worry. We will edit this part out.

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<v Speaker 6>Or maybe we won't.

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<v Speaker 3>Our final episode will sound like it went off without

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<v Speaker 3>a hitch.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, it'll be so smooth.

0:20:43.260 --> 0:20:47.260
<v Speaker 3>No sound guy will be scrambling to figure out what

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<v Speaker 3>the fuck is going on here.

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<v Speaker 6>Not at all.

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<v Speaker 9>We will not have any people on it.

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<v Speaker 3>Instead, the listeners at home will go, my God, how

0:20:58.570 --> 0:21:02.030
<v Speaker 3>could anyone have pulled off a show so easily?

0:21:02.150 --> 0:21:03.889
<v Speaker 10>See, now, but the fun part about this is it

0:21:03.930 --> 0:21:06.030
<v Speaker 10>makes it easier for me to pretend I'm in Atlanta

0:21:06.050 --> 0:21:12.850
<v Speaker 10>because now I'm going to start sweating. This is going

0:21:12.869 --> 0:21:14.770
<v Speaker 10>to be, this is an immersive experience.

0:21:15.010 --> 0:21:18.720
<v Speaker 3>I mean, listen, folks, if we don't have clips, I'm

0:21:18.740 --> 0:21:20.859
<v Speaker 3>going to have to start trying to remember jokes I

0:21:20.900 --> 0:21:22.400
<v Speaker 3>did 15 years ago.

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<v Speaker 9>And they didn't get me here.

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<v Speaker 5>Yep.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh boy.

0:21:31.710 --> 0:21:35.250
<v Speaker 6>Do you have a one-man show?

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<v Speaker 9>I was born in Texas in 1943.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought oil was to become my life.

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<v Speaker 9>But then I met a young Bolivian boy named Raul.

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<v Speaker 9>And Raul and I spent, wait, I'm sorry, what?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, Raul.

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<v Speaker 9>Raul, oh, Raul.

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<v Speaker 6>I was just trying to like.

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<v Speaker 9>To give me some, a little zhuzh.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>To keep the story going in case I'm flagging because

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<v Speaker 3>we have no other options.

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<v Speaker 10>And the fun part for me too is like, I

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<v Speaker 10>know nothing about how to fix this.

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<v Speaker 9>No, no, no, there's nothing either of us can do.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's interesting because it is the whole show. It's

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<v Speaker 3>not like, ooh, you know, I like to watch a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of cooking shows with my wife, whom I love dearly,

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<v Speaker 3>and a lot of the times, whenever something's going wrong,

0:22:32.810 --> 0:22:35.690
<v Speaker 3>the chefs will panic, and then there'll be a music sting,

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<v Speaker 3>and they'll be like, ah? And then they'll be like, ah,

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<v Speaker 3>but I'm going to pivot, and they go, and they

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<v Speaker 3>have a different idea, and then they do that, and

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<v Speaker 3>then they fail, because that's stupid.

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<v Speaker 8>Right?

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<v Speaker 3>And it feels like this would be a good time

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<v Speaker 3>to pivot, but we do not have a pivot.

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<v Speaker 6>I heard a little bit of something there. So none

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<v Speaker 6>of that happened.

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<v Speaker 8>Woo!

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<v Speaker 9>Edit it out. Everybody, none of that happened.

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<v Speaker 6>No snitching. Don't tell anybody.

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<v Speaker 9>But also, think a little bit about Raul the next

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<v Speaker 9>time you're having sex.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, Raul.

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<v Speaker 9>Think a little bit about Raul.

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<v Speaker 6>He's amazing.

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<v Speaker 9>He's... Please let this work.

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<v Speaker 5>It'll work.

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<v Speaker 6>It's fine.

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<v Speaker 4>And the globalist's biggest fault... in their operations, is that

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<v Speaker 4>they do not promote the best and the brightest, even

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<v Speaker 4>in their own guild now. They do it via seniority,

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<v Speaker 4>like it's North Korea or something. And that's why North

0:23:36.390 --> 0:23:39.600
<v Speaker 4>Korea supplies us with an endless stream of very, very

0:23:39.740 --> 0:23:44.500
<v Speaker 4>wicked satire, very, very twisted satire, because it is so disconnected.

0:23:44.520 --> 0:23:50.399
<v Speaker 4>They can't manufacture an automobile. They can't basically invent any technology.

0:23:50.880 --> 0:23:56.240
<v Speaker 4>They have nothing. And they have a toddling third-generation hereditary

0:23:56.300 --> 0:24:01.980
<v Speaker 4>dictator who executes members of his family if during 18-hour

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<v Speaker 4>government events they look like they nod off for 30 seconds.

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<v Speaker 5>What a wonderful world to live in.

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<v Speaker 4>North Korea bans sarcasm because Kim Jong-un fears people only

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<v Speaker 4>agree with him ironically. So schizophrenic, so mentally ill. You

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<v Speaker 4>can just document him. I can show TV viewers this article.

0:24:25.320 --> 0:24:29.320
<v Speaker 4>It's how the London Independent. And it's the generals all

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<v Speaker 4>running around worshiping him like.

0:24:31.220 --> 0:24:32.080
<v Speaker 5>He's a god.

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<v Speaker 4>Talk about total fruitcake delusional behavior. I mean, it's a joke.

0:24:39.660 --> 0:24:44.290
<v Speaker 4>But that's big government for you. That's hereditary power for you.

0:24:44.350 --> 0:24:53.909
<v Speaker 4>That's passing power. the reins on to your minions. And

0:24:53.930 --> 0:24:57.340
<v Speaker 4>that's what we see with Hillary Clinton. The same stumbling around,

0:24:57.380 --> 0:25:01.100
<v Speaker 4>the same sycophantic behavior, the same worship.

0:25:02.560 --> 0:25:04.100
<v Speaker 5>Behavior from her aides.

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<v Speaker 4>She is emblematic of this rotting facade preparing to collapse

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<v Speaker 4>in on itself.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, Hillary Clinton is North Korea.

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<v Speaker 9>Hillary's busy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Man, I do wonder the idea of... I think

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<v Speaker 3>what he means to say is that because North Korea

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<v Speaker 3>is so fucked up, North Korea brings us a satirical

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<v Speaker 3>concept of how dictatorships could go bad, I suppose, that idea.

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<v Speaker 9>But now I'm starting to think of like... what if you.

0:25:38.890 --> 0:25:43.939
<v Speaker 3>Could dictatorship so bad people could only export satire? And

0:25:44.000 --> 0:25:46.600
<v Speaker 3>it was just like, oh, fuck, man. North Korea's a

0:25:46.640 --> 0:25:48.980
<v Speaker 3>terrible place to live, but their satire's.

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<v Speaker 9>So fucking good.

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<v Speaker 6>It's swift again.

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<v Speaker 9>God, they're so good at satire. It's hacking and satire.

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<v Speaker 6>How would you ban sarcasm?

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<v Speaker 9>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 8>Exactly.

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<v Speaker 6>Exactly.

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<v Speaker 5>Perfect.

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<v Speaker 9>What else is there to say?

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<v Speaker 6>It would be so great to have someone try to

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<v Speaker 6>ban sarcasm.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh!

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<v Speaker 9>You're banning sarcasm, are you?

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<v Speaker 6>You're going to get killed, but it's going to be hilarious.

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<v Speaker 9>If you're sarcastic towards me, I will kill you.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, will you?

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<v Speaker 9>Fuck.

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<v Speaker 3>Fuck.

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<v Speaker 10>But there's something so quaint and cute about the idea

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<v Speaker 10>of like, oh, we're mad at Hillary.

0:26:34.410 --> 0:26:34.620
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

0:26:34.710 --> 0:26:35.690
<v Speaker 6>You know, like there's something.

0:26:35.760 --> 0:26:39.060
<v Speaker 9>Those were good times. I miss being mad at Hillary

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<v Speaker 9>for this.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

0:26:40.060 --> 0:26:41.420
<v Speaker 6>I miss being mad at Hillary.

0:26:41.460 --> 0:26:41.820
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 10>So we get to this next clip and Alex is

0:26:44.560 --> 0:26:48.500
<v Speaker 10>talking about the globalists. And I was shocked to learn

0:26:48.540 --> 0:26:53.700
<v Speaker 10>that he doesn't know who's in charge in 2016. Donald

0:26:53.760 --> 0:26:54.659
<v Speaker 10>Trump has come out.

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<v Speaker 4>And said, quote, Hillary Clinton is running a global criminal

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<v Speaker 4>enterprise and spreading terrorism. True words about Hillary Clinton have

0:27:03.330 --> 0:27:07.970
<v Speaker 4>never been said. She does run a large global criminal enterprise.

0:27:08.910 --> 0:27:14.530
<v Speaker 4>She is the progenitor, or the fount, the fountainhead, the source.

0:27:18.390 --> 0:27:21.200
<v Speaker 4>With George Soros and a few others, they're the top captains.

0:27:23.050 --> 0:27:25.790
<v Speaker 4>We're not quite sure who the head general is, but

0:27:25.810 --> 0:27:28.050
<v Speaker 4>we know who runs the show.

0:27:28.070 --> 0:27:33.360
<v Speaker 5>They brag about it. We don't know who the king

0:27:33.380 --> 0:27:36.699
<v Speaker 5>of the ring race are, but we know who they are. Yeah,

0:27:36.720 --> 0:27:36.959
<v Speaker 5>we do.

0:27:37.270 --> 0:27:40.800
<v Speaker 6>What the fuck are you talking about? Like, Klaus Schwab

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<v Speaker 6>exists at this point.

0:27:43.040 --> 0:27:44.500
<v Speaker 9>How do you not know who the king of the

0:27:44.540 --> 0:27:47.960
<v Speaker 9>ringwraiths is? He's the guy riding the dragon. Alex has

0:27:48.010 --> 0:27:48.879
<v Speaker 9>visions from God.

0:27:48.930 --> 0:27:51.070
<v Speaker 6>You know who the ringwraiths are. You know who's running

0:27:51.109 --> 0:27:51.550
<v Speaker 6>this shit.

0:27:52.150 --> 0:27:55.469
<v Speaker 9>Eh, we'll never find out who the main guy is. But, eh,

0:27:55.530 --> 0:27:55.869
<v Speaker 9>let's hope.

0:27:56.230 --> 0:27:59.670
<v Speaker 6>Look, we got some ideas about middle management. We've nailed them.

0:28:01.420 --> 0:28:04.820
<v Speaker 3>There's so many options. You could just pick a random person.

0:28:04.880 --> 0:28:06.520
<v Speaker 3>You could just be like, ah, Bill Gates is the

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<v Speaker 3>main guy.

0:28:07.300 --> 0:28:09.780
<v Speaker 9>Why not? Who fucking cares? Nobody's gonna stop you.

0:28:09.859 --> 0:28:10.109
<v Speaker 5>No.

0:28:10.420 --> 0:28:10.660
<v Speaker 8>No.

0:28:10.790 --> 0:28:12.669
<v Speaker 6>And it would work. It would be fine. But I

0:28:12.730 --> 0:28:13.990
<v Speaker 6>like this honesty.

0:28:14.510 --> 0:28:14.990
<v Speaker 5>Absolutely.

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<v Speaker 9>You gotta be clear with it.

0:28:15.869 --> 0:28:16.810
<v Speaker 6>Honesty.

0:28:17.290 --> 0:28:18.330
<v Speaker 9>Just because I.

0:28:18.970 --> 0:28:21.940
<v Speaker 3>Am the one creating the fictional universe where this bad

0:28:21.960 --> 0:28:22.920
<v Speaker 3>guy exists doesn't.

0:28:22.740 --> 0:28:25.440
<v Speaker 6>Mean I know who the bad guy is. I haven't

0:28:25.480 --> 0:28:27.340
<v Speaker 6>decided who we're going to pin this all on yet,

0:28:27.540 --> 0:28:30.179
<v Speaker 6>but trust me, I'll have known about it in the

0:28:30.220 --> 0:28:33.240
<v Speaker 6>past when I tell you. It'll be great.

0:28:34.040 --> 0:28:40.620
<v Speaker 10>I will backdate this. So Hillary, she's got some health problems.

0:28:42.360 --> 0:28:44.040
<v Speaker 10>And living in the future is wild.

0:28:46.100 --> 0:28:48.280
<v Speaker 6>She's not dead, and Alex is predicting she's going to

0:28:48.300 --> 0:28:50.790
<v Speaker 6>be dead real soon at this point 10 years ago.

0:28:50.870 --> 0:28:51.050
<v Speaker 8>Right.

0:28:51.700 --> 0:28:54.470
<v Speaker 6>But Millie Weaver, who at this point had not become

0:28:54.530 --> 0:28:55.290
<v Speaker 6>Rainbow Snatch.

0:28:55.570 --> 0:28:58.190
<v Speaker 9>We haven't even seen her become Rainbow Snatch yet.

0:28:58.250 --> 0:28:59.050
<v Speaker 6>Nope, but she had.

0:28:58.990 --> 0:29:02.770
<v Speaker 10>Captured some video of Hillary. And so that becomes like

0:29:02.830 --> 0:29:04.310
<v Speaker 10>a major news cycle.

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<v Speaker 9>All right.

0:29:04.950 --> 0:29:05.890
<v Speaker 5>Getting into her health.

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<v Speaker 4>This is from the Association of American Physicians and Surgeons.

0:29:12.190 --> 0:29:13.830
<v Speaker 5>That's the second largest group in the country.

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<v Speaker 4>Hillary's health concerns serious, say most doctors polled by the

0:29:18.980 --> 0:29:23.860
<v Speaker 4>Association of American Physicians and Surgeons. 71% of doctors say

0:29:23.880 --> 0:29:27.960
<v Speaker 4>Hillary's health concerns are real, serious, and could be disqualifying.

0:29:28.320 --> 0:29:28.980
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Dr.

0:29:29.040 --> 0:29:34.570
<v Speaker 4>Drew, he wasn't anti-Hillary, he just got asked about on

0:29:34.630 --> 0:29:38.130
<v Speaker 4>a radio show. Also had a CNN show for five,

0:29:38.170 --> 0:29:42.450
<v Speaker 4>six years, got canceled a week. after he said just

0:29:42.490 --> 0:29:45.540
<v Speaker 4>the drugs she's taking and the medical records she released.

0:29:45.560 --> 0:29:49.360
<v Speaker 4>It's just crazy. I mean, I want to talk to

0:29:49.400 --> 0:29:49.920
<v Speaker 4>her doctors.

0:29:50.160 --> 0:29:51.880
<v Speaker 5>I want to talk to her. This is dangerous.

0:29:52.300 --> 0:29:54.800
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I'd love Alex to talk to Hillary's doctors.

0:29:54.820 --> 0:29:58.530
<v Speaker 10>That's not a HIPAA violation right there, huh?

0:30:01.260 --> 0:30:03.120
<v Speaker 9>I like the idea of using Dr. Drew as a

0:30:03.180 --> 0:30:04.680
<v Speaker 9>reference for a time.

0:30:04.760 --> 0:30:08.810
<v Speaker 3>That's like being a caveman, being like, Dr. Ug-Ug says, like,

0:30:08.870 --> 0:30:10.570
<v Speaker 3>fucking Dr. Drew, get the fuck out of here.

0:30:10.610 --> 0:30:12.330
<v Speaker 10>There's a little bit of a rule that you should have,

0:30:12.390 --> 0:30:15.010
<v Speaker 10>and that is that if it's doctor and then someone's

0:30:15.070 --> 0:30:17.650
<v Speaker 10>first name, bad.

0:30:17.990 --> 0:30:21.670
<v Speaker 6>And also, Dr. Drew's first name is David. I know

0:30:21.730 --> 0:30:23.190
<v Speaker 6>this because I listen to Loveline all the time.

0:30:23.250 --> 0:30:23.590
<v Speaker 5>So Dr.

0:30:23.630 --> 0:30:25.320
<v Speaker 9>Drew has two first names?

0:30:25.380 --> 0:30:28.440
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, David Drew Pinsky. We should have seen it all coming.

0:30:28.520 --> 0:30:28.820
<v Speaker 9>I know.

0:30:29.760 --> 0:30:30.460
<v Speaker 5>Dishonest.

0:30:30.840 --> 0:30:32.120
<v Speaker 9>It was all there in the beginning.

0:30:32.520 --> 0:30:32.940
<v Speaker 5>So Dr.

0:30:32.980 --> 0:30:35.340
<v Speaker 10>Drew didn't have his show canceled after he spoke out

0:30:35.380 --> 0:30:38.430
<v Speaker 10>about Hillary's health. Drew's been a guy who's been trapped

0:30:38.450 --> 0:30:40.830
<v Speaker 10>in a death spiral of media attention since I was

0:30:40.870 --> 0:30:43.530
<v Speaker 10>in junior high, with his peak being when he and

0:30:43.570 --> 0:30:47.510
<v Speaker 10>Adam Carolla hosted the radio version of Loveline and simultaneously

0:30:47.570 --> 0:30:51.050
<v Speaker 10>had the TV version on MTV. He was America's favorite

0:30:51.090 --> 0:30:54.880
<v Speaker 10>cool doctor, and he got to pretend to psychologically analyze

0:30:54.920 --> 0:30:58.150
<v Speaker 10>the players on the first season of Big Brother. After

0:30:58.290 --> 0:31:01.070
<v Speaker 10>Stern went to satellite radio, Adam got an opportunity to

0:31:01.110 --> 0:31:03.840
<v Speaker 10>take over his slot on the West Coast markets, so

0:31:03.960 --> 0:31:06.660
<v Speaker 10>he left Loveline to create the Adam Carolla Show, which

0:31:06.820 --> 0:31:09.360
<v Speaker 10>kind of sucked, but showed a little bit of promise in.

0:31:09.340 --> 0:31:13.970
<v Speaker 6>The early days. I think. I might have been really

0:31:14.010 --> 0:31:14.630
<v Speaker 6>young and drunk.

0:31:14.990 --> 0:31:17.630
<v Speaker 3>You know, a lot of the times when you're living

0:31:17.670 --> 0:31:19.800
<v Speaker 3>in the present, it can make the past look real

0:31:19.880 --> 0:31:20.640
<v Speaker 3>fucking stupid.

0:31:20.880 --> 0:31:21.040
<v Speaker 8>Yep.

0:31:21.640 --> 0:31:24.380
<v Speaker 9>And liking Adam Carolla looks real fucking stupid.

0:31:24.760 --> 0:31:25.220
<v Speaker 8>Yep.

0:31:25.540 --> 0:31:25.680
<v Speaker 5>Yep.

0:31:26.240 --> 0:31:28.800
<v Speaker 10>But without Adam, Dr. Drew really didn't have a lot

0:31:28.820 --> 0:31:31.840
<v Speaker 10>going on. He hosted Loveline with other people in the

0:31:31.880 --> 0:31:35.040
<v Speaker 10>past prior, like Poor Man and Ricky Rackman, but no

0:31:35.100 --> 0:31:38.090
<v Speaker 10>one could deny that Carolla was the juice that made

0:31:38.120 --> 0:31:41.300
<v Speaker 10>that show work. Drew tried other versions of Loveline with

0:31:41.320 --> 0:31:44.260
<v Speaker 10>some other Corolla replacements, but made his way onto TV,

0:31:44.300 --> 0:31:47.260
<v Speaker 10>where he hosted the show Celebrity Rehab, which was likely

0:31:47.300 --> 0:31:49.520
<v Speaker 10>partially responsible for multiple cast members' deaths.

0:31:52.200 --> 0:31:55.280
<v Speaker 3>Can we all stop and just appreciate for just a moment,

0:31:55.720 --> 0:31:58.990
<v Speaker 3>how much do you personally suck if you can't replace

0:31:59.030 --> 0:32:07.450
<v Speaker 3>Adam Corolla? It was a different time! There's nobody as good!

0:32:09.870 --> 0:32:12.709
<v Speaker 10>So for reasons that no one can possibly explain, Celebrity

0:32:12.770 --> 0:32:15.630
<v Speaker 10>Rehab ran for six seasons, with Drew doing a spin-off

0:32:15.650 --> 0:32:18.630
<v Speaker 10>season of Sex Rehab, which was very tasteful and not

0:32:18.670 --> 0:32:19.520
<v Speaker 10>exploitative at all.

0:32:21.480 --> 0:32:23.280
<v Speaker 6>Since then, Dr. Drew has done.

0:32:23.140 --> 0:32:25.660
<v Speaker 10>Basically anything he can to make a buck, and now

0:32:25.740 --> 0:32:28.520
<v Speaker 10>is a right-wing culture war podcaster who hides his dumb

0:32:28.600 --> 0:32:31.850
<v Speaker 10>ideas behind a medical degree. I'd be remiss not to

0:32:31.890 --> 0:32:34.910
<v Speaker 10>mention that it came out that Drew had not disclosed

0:32:34.930 --> 0:32:40.740
<v Speaker 10>that he accepted $ 275, 000 in 1999 from GlaxoSmithKline to promote

0:32:40.780 --> 0:32:45.320
<v Speaker 10>the antidepressant Welbutrin, which he did heavily on Loveline. For

0:32:45.340 --> 0:32:47.940
<v Speaker 10>someone who's now making money pretending to be skeptical about

0:32:48.000 --> 0:32:51.290
<v Speaker 10>companies like Pfizer and Moderna, he sure didn't mind getting

0:32:51.370 --> 0:32:53.410
<v Speaker 10>rich secretly working with them when he did a show

0:32:53.510 --> 0:32:57.500
<v Speaker 10>targeted at children. Between this and how much he and

0:32:57.620 --> 0:33:00.300
<v Speaker 10>Adam would make sexual jokes with minors on their show,

0:33:00.620 --> 0:33:05.500
<v Speaker 10>you'd think those audiences would pizzagate them by now. Like,

0:33:06.620 --> 0:33:07.980
<v Speaker 10>it looks bad in hindsight.

0:33:08.590 --> 0:33:12.610
<v Speaker 3>Sometimes when you look at the timeline of our lives,

0:33:12.670 --> 0:33:14.990
<v Speaker 3>you start thinking, maybe people only gave a shit like

0:33:14.990 --> 0:33:18.950
<v Speaker 3>10 years ago. Maybe before that, everybody was like, what

0:33:19.170 --> 0:33:20.710
<v Speaker 3>are you going to do?

0:33:20.710 --> 0:33:23.500
<v Speaker 9>14 years old, pregnant, that's the right time.

0:33:24.240 --> 0:33:27.180
<v Speaker 6>We look far back and we're like, okay, everyone was

0:33:27.280 --> 0:33:28.640
<v Speaker 6>on opium back then.

0:33:28.820 --> 0:33:29.060
<v Speaker 5>Right.

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<v Speaker 9>There's a good stretch.

0:33:31.120 --> 0:33:33.640
<v Speaker 10>We tell ourselves that's why no one was paying attention,

0:33:33.680 --> 0:33:34.660
<v Speaker 10>but we don't have that excuse.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean, what is it? So let's do the decades, right?

0:33:37.630 --> 0:33:40.720
<v Speaker 3>You got your 10s, everybody's doing coke. You got your 20s,

0:33:40.790 --> 0:33:44.610
<v Speaker 3>everybody's doing heroin. You got your 30s, everybody's doing coke again.

0:33:44.670 --> 0:33:47.890
<v Speaker 3>You got your 40s, everybody's doing a lot of brand

0:33:47.950 --> 0:33:48.850
<v Speaker 3>new psychedelics.

0:33:49.190 --> 0:33:51.300
<v Speaker 9>You got your 50s, everybody's just smoking weed because they

0:33:51.320 --> 0:33:52.180
<v Speaker 9>got bored again.

0:33:52.200 --> 0:33:52.400
<v Speaker 5>Right.

0:33:52.500 --> 0:33:55.180
<v Speaker 3>Then you got your 60s, everybody's getting real with it.

0:33:55.480 --> 0:33:56.719
<v Speaker 3>Everybody's fucking each other.

0:33:56.740 --> 0:33:57.520
<v Speaker 7>Wait, wait, wait.

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<v Speaker 5>What?

0:33:58.440 --> 0:34:00.420
<v Speaker 6>All of these have been drugs, and then they just

0:34:00.460 --> 0:34:01.600
<v Speaker 6>got real with it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:34:02.540 --> 0:34:03.120
<v Speaker 6>What does that mean?

0:34:04.010 --> 0:34:04.640
<v Speaker 9>Charles Manson?

0:34:04.700 --> 0:34:11.430
<v Speaker 6>Hashish? What was the drug that was getting real?

0:34:11.450 --> 0:34:13.590
<v Speaker 3>That was the good LSD. That was when they raised

0:34:13.790 --> 0:34:16.750
<v Speaker 3>LSD to another level. Then you got your 70s. They

0:34:16.850 --> 0:34:19.089
<v Speaker 3>went back to coke in the 80s with the coke

0:34:19.110 --> 0:34:21.489
<v Speaker 3>and then the 90s with the MDMA. And then you

0:34:21.510 --> 0:34:23.890
<v Speaker 3>got the early thousands with the better MDMA.

0:34:24.190 --> 0:34:26.219
<v Speaker 9>And then you've got now where we just read the

0:34:26.300 --> 0:34:27.140
<v Speaker 9>news and feel bad.

0:34:29.300 --> 0:34:31.640
<v Speaker 6>We need a new, I hate to sound like Huey Lewis,

0:34:31.800 --> 0:34:33.020
<v Speaker 6>but we need a new drug.

0:34:33.060 --> 0:34:35.259
<v Speaker 9>We need new drugs, that's our problem. One that won't

0:34:35.300 --> 0:34:35.860
<v Speaker 9>make me sick.

0:34:38.080 --> 0:34:41.340
<v Speaker 10>So Alex brought up the Association of American Physicians and Surgeons,

0:34:41.380 --> 0:34:44.089
<v Speaker 10>who are apparently the second largest group in the country.

0:34:44.950 --> 0:34:47.129
<v Speaker 10>I assume he means they're the second largest doctor group

0:34:47.170 --> 0:34:49.270
<v Speaker 10>in the country, but that's definitely not true.

0:34:50.110 --> 0:34:51.920
<v Speaker 6>It has a name that makes you think that it's

0:34:51.940 --> 0:34:53.300
<v Speaker 6>the one definitive.

0:34:52.880 --> 0:34:56.319
<v Speaker 10>Group of physicians and surgeons, but in reality, the AAPS

0:34:56.380 --> 0:35:00.359
<v Speaker 10>is a right-wing political advocacy group that started in 1943

0:35:00.360 --> 0:35:03.910
<v Speaker 10>as a means of fighting against the Wagner-Burry-Dingle Bill, which

0:35:03.950 --> 0:35:04.359
<v Speaker 10>was written.

0:35:04.390 --> 0:35:14.390
<v Speaker 6>Poor....

0:35:09.190 --> 0:35:12.129
<v Speaker 3>Poor every single human being who's ever had the last

0:35:12.170 --> 0:35:12.810
<v Speaker 3>name Dingle.

0:35:13.010 --> 0:35:13.470
<v Speaker 9>Sorry.

0:35:13.670 --> 0:35:13.950
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:35:14.310 --> 0:35:17.450
<v Speaker 6>You lose. We're adults.

0:35:20.430 --> 0:35:23.490
<v Speaker 3>Like, if you couldn't... If you heard, like, oh, the

0:35:23.610 --> 0:35:26.470
<v Speaker 3>blank Dingle civil rights bill, you'd be like, come on, man.

0:35:27.489 --> 0:35:28.489
<v Speaker 9>Get a better guy.

0:35:29.090 --> 0:35:31.360
<v Speaker 3>Get a better guy to free the slaves.

0:35:31.420 --> 0:35:31.980
<v Speaker 5>Come on, man.

0:35:32.380 --> 0:35:34.240
<v Speaker 6>I think you could support it, but also be like, hee-hee.

0:35:36.300 --> 0:35:36.880
<v Speaker 6>That's fine.

0:35:37.219 --> 0:35:40.100
<v Speaker 10>But anyway, that bill was written to give Americans more

0:35:40.180 --> 0:35:41.779
<v Speaker 10>access to government-funded health care.

0:35:41.800 --> 0:35:42.000
<v Speaker 5>Sure.

0:35:42.540 --> 0:35:44.660
<v Speaker 6>The bill itself was a non-starter, and it never made

0:35:44.680 --> 0:35:46.360
<v Speaker 6>it out of committee, but the fear that... Like a

0:35:46.380 --> 0:35:46.980
<v Speaker 6>lot of Dingles.

0:35:47.260 --> 0:35:47.340
<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

0:35:47.360 --> 0:35:47.540
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

0:35:48.750 --> 0:35:50.170
<v Speaker 6>But the fear that it caused in the.

0:35:50.130 --> 0:35:52.730
<v Speaker 10>Insurance and business owner communities were enough to cause a

0:35:52.830 --> 0:35:56.680
<v Speaker 10>big old freakout where the American Medical Association opposed the bill,

0:35:56.960 --> 0:36:00.020
<v Speaker 10>but they weren't extreme enough about their opposition, thus leading

0:36:00.060 --> 0:36:03.660
<v Speaker 10>to the AAPS being created as an alternative. They have

0:36:03.800 --> 0:36:06.750
<v Speaker 10>a heavy overlap in memberships and leadership with the John

0:36:06.790 --> 0:36:08.930
<v Speaker 10>Birch Society and the Eagle Forum over the years.

0:36:09.250 --> 0:36:12.310
<v Speaker 6>And they're basically just a right-wing political hack group.

0:36:12.330 --> 0:36:13.250
<v Speaker 9>Yeah, that sounds right.

0:36:13.330 --> 0:36:16.210
<v Speaker 10>They've also taken money from Philip Morris to help fight

0:36:16.270 --> 0:36:20.550
<v Speaker 10>against smoking bans and stop the government from.

0:36:21.110 --> 0:36:22.910
<v Speaker 9>Doctors against smoking bans.

0:36:23.130 --> 0:36:26.250
<v Speaker 6>No, you can find their op-eds that are like, is

0:36:26.270 --> 0:36:31.589
<v Speaker 6>smoking so bad? Like, I was a pack a day

0:36:31.750 --> 0:36:35.320
<v Speaker 6>at least smoker, and I came around on smoking bans. Like,

0:36:36.080 --> 0:36:38.400
<v Speaker 6>they have to be getting paid so much.

0:36:38.560 --> 0:36:42.080
<v Speaker 3>My wife and I, we smoked for years. And even

0:36:42.140 --> 0:36:44.160
<v Speaker 3>both of us the other night were like, man, thank

0:36:44.200 --> 0:36:47.440
<v Speaker 3>God we don't smoke inside anymore. It smells like shit.

0:36:47.540 --> 0:36:48.110
<v Speaker 9>Yeah.

0:36:49.410 --> 0:36:52.210
<v Speaker 10>They believe that there's a link between vaccines and autism

0:36:52.310 --> 0:36:54.759
<v Speaker 10>and deny that there's a link between HIV and AIDS.

0:36:55.239 --> 0:36:59.420
<v Speaker 10>And in 2008, they published an anonymous paper accusing Obama

0:36:59.460 --> 0:37:02.280
<v Speaker 10>of winning the election by hypnotizing the public.

0:37:05.719 --> 0:37:08.730
<v Speaker 6>All right. Before you get like, huh?

0:37:09.010 --> 0:37:09.210
<v Speaker 3>Huh?

0:37:09.960 --> 0:37:13.300
<v Speaker 10>Part of their argument was that Obama's logo quite, quote,

0:37:13.480 --> 0:37:16.300
<v Speaker 10>might just be the letter O, but it also resembles

0:37:16.340 --> 0:37:18.780
<v Speaker 10>a crystal ball, the favorite of hypnotists.

0:37:19.550 --> 0:37:20.030
<v Speaker 5>Shit.

0:37:20.290 --> 0:37:20.930
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

0:37:21.250 --> 0:37:23.290
<v Speaker 9>Shit. I hadn't considered that.

0:37:23.469 --> 0:37:23.730
<v Speaker 5>Fuck.

0:37:25.610 --> 0:37:26.770
<v Speaker 9>Oh, God damn it.

0:37:26.870 --> 0:37:28.320
<v Speaker 6>Put that in your dingle and smoke it.

0:37:28.330 --> 0:37:28.609
<v Speaker 5>All right.

0:37:31.210 --> 0:37:35.250
<v Speaker 9>That's where we get real. That's the good shit.

0:37:35.570 --> 0:37:38.250
<v Speaker 10>So, like, thinking that Obama hypnotized the United States, that

0:37:38.290 --> 0:37:41.970
<v Speaker 10>sounds like fairly normal political discussion in 2026, but it's

0:37:42.010 --> 0:37:45.520
<v Speaker 10>important to remember that was rightly understood to be embarrassing

0:37:45.560 --> 0:37:47.280
<v Speaker 10>in 2008.

0:37:47.280 --> 0:37:50.239
<v Speaker 6>Anyway, they loved Rand and Ron Paul, and they did.

0:37:50.160 --> 0:37:52.900
<v Speaker 10>Their part to attack Hillary in the 2016 election, and

0:37:52.940 --> 0:37:54.660
<v Speaker 10>Alex is presenting them as one of the most important

0:37:54.700 --> 0:37:57.549
<v Speaker 10>medical outlets in the country in order to further that.

0:37:57.710 --> 0:37:59.090
<v Speaker 6>But it's a bunch of nonsense.

0:37:59.390 --> 0:37:59.790
<v Speaker 5>They're hacks.

0:38:02.120 --> 0:38:05.100
<v Speaker 3>I just love the idea of, like, evil doctors coming

0:38:05.120 --> 0:38:09.500
<v Speaker 3>through medical school and them being, like, trying to drill into, like,

0:38:09.540 --> 0:38:11.950
<v Speaker 3>the fucking hypocrite, first do no harm, and the whole

0:38:11.969 --> 0:38:16.089
<v Speaker 3>time they're just like, motherfucker, I'm gonna keep people smoking inside.

0:38:16.130 --> 0:38:16.989
<v Speaker 9>Ha ha ha ha ha!

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<v Speaker 6>It is not the government's place to First.

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<v Speaker 1>Do no harm Thank you very much, Johns Hopkins University First,

0:38:26.710 --> 0:38:33.420
<v Speaker 1>do no harm Second, be a dick Third.

0:38:33.520 --> 0:38:34.440
<v Speaker 5>Do a little harm.

0:38:36.620 --> 0:38:38.469
<v Speaker 10>So Alex is spending a lot of this show talking

0:38:38.489 --> 0:38:41.230
<v Speaker 10>about Hillary. And it would surprise you to learn that

0:38:41.450 --> 0:38:44.310
<v Speaker 10>it also apparently is not allowed. People are not allowed

0:38:44.350 --> 0:38:45.990
<v Speaker 10>to talk about Hillary in the media.

0:38:46.430 --> 0:38:50.310
<v Speaker 4>How dare you on a radio show in America talk

0:38:50.370 --> 0:38:54.550
<v Speaker 4>about the witch king, Hillary Clinton?

0:38:54.750 --> 0:38:55.330
<v Speaker 5>You just do not.

0:38:55.450 --> 0:39:01.649
<v Speaker 4>That's the press climate in this country, people. And that's

0:39:01.710 --> 0:39:04.750
<v Speaker 4>why there were hundreds and hundreds and hundreds. I mean,

0:39:04.770 --> 0:39:08.100
<v Speaker 4>I can't count them all up. I typed in Alex Jones,

0:39:08.120 --> 0:39:12.000
<v Speaker 4>Hillary Clinton earpiece, and there were over 1,000 articles that

0:39:12.020 --> 0:39:14.180
<v Speaker 4>popped up. I just looked at 10 or so this morning,

0:39:14.820 --> 0:39:20.000
<v Speaker 4>and they had the Chicago Tribune saying that I'm this wicked, evil, dark,

0:39:20.430 --> 0:39:24.529
<v Speaker 4>horrible devil, and that I'm just so horrible, and that

0:39:24.570 --> 0:39:27.570
<v Speaker 4>I must be stopped, and how dare Donald Trump Jr.

0:39:27.610 --> 0:39:29.969
<v Speaker 5>Tweet out our story, and how evil.

0:39:30.080 --> 0:39:32.420
<v Speaker 4>Matt Drudge is and blah blah blah and how could

0:39:32.460 --> 0:39:35.089
<v Speaker 4>we question her this is just the most outrageous thing

0:39:35.150 --> 0:39:37.890
<v Speaker 4>ever and I'm just picking this article because it was

0:39:37.910 --> 0:39:40.580
<v Speaker 4>just one of the ones I looked at because it's

0:39:40.620 --> 0:39:43.560
<v Speaker 4>all nothing but talking points they've put out regurgitated by

0:39:43.600 --> 0:39:44.100
<v Speaker 4>this guy.

0:39:44.840 --> 0:39:48.140
<v Speaker 6>So Alex has put out this story about Hillary Clinton's

0:39:48.180 --> 0:39:52.280
<v Speaker 6>health and also made allegations that she's using an earpiece.

0:39:52.560 --> 0:39:52.739
<v Speaker 5>Right.

0:39:52.880 --> 0:39:54.560
<v Speaker 10>That is based on a tweet that he saw from

0:39:54.620 --> 0:39:58.460
<v Speaker 10>James Woods. So Alex did a story.

0:39:58.480 --> 0:39:59.760
<v Speaker 9>He was a family guy, so.

0:39:59.780 --> 0:40:01.739
<v Speaker 5>Yeah. Yeah. Woods.

0:40:04.520 --> 0:40:07.520
<v Speaker 6>I think he's been in some other stuff, like Trouble.

0:40:08.690 --> 0:40:09.550
<v Speaker 9>Oh, he was Hades.

0:40:10.110 --> 0:40:10.530
<v Speaker 6>Sure.

0:40:10.570 --> 0:40:11.150
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

0:40:11.469 --> 0:40:15.700
<v Speaker 6>So anyway, leaving that demonic past.

0:40:15.719 --> 0:40:16.540
<v Speaker 9>James Woods facts.

0:40:16.840 --> 0:40:19.520
<v Speaker 10>So Alex saw that tweet. He wrote an article about it,

0:40:19.540 --> 0:40:22.680
<v Speaker 10>or someone wrote an article about it. And now there's

0:40:22.739 --> 0:40:25.530
<v Speaker 10>people who are talking about him writing an article about it,

0:40:25.880 --> 0:40:27.510
<v Speaker 10>like this guy in the Chicago Tribune.

0:40:27.760 --> 0:40:30.410
<v Speaker 6>And now Alex is doing his show complaining about people

0:40:30.450 --> 0:40:32.770
<v Speaker 6>complaining about him covering something that he read in a

0:40:32.810 --> 0:40:33.810
<v Speaker 6>James Woods tweet.

0:40:33.830 --> 0:40:33.969
<v Speaker 5>Right.

0:40:33.989 --> 0:40:34.290
<v Speaker 8>It's exhausting.

0:40:34.969 --> 0:40:35.670
<v Speaker 6>It's exhausting.

0:40:37.219 --> 0:40:38.610
<v Speaker 9>It's good radio is what it is.

0:40:38.850 --> 0:40:39.770
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah.

0:40:39.950 --> 0:40:44.950
<v Speaker 10>He's very mad about this Tribune writer. And, you know,

0:40:45.650 --> 0:40:46.690
<v Speaker 10>it might come back up.

0:40:46.969 --> 0:40:47.290
<v Speaker 6>Oh, yeah?

0:40:47.710 --> 0:40:48.629
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it might.

0:40:48.950 --> 0:40:49.049
<v Speaker 7>Oh.

0:40:49.650 --> 0:40:50.650
<v Speaker 6>I'm not making any promises.

0:40:50.830 --> 0:40:51.170
<v Speaker 7>Okay.

0:40:51.550 --> 0:40:54.879
<v Speaker 9>I mean, if you're foreshadowing, that's fine. But if you're not,

0:40:55.219 --> 0:40:57.480
<v Speaker 9>then we can also accept that you're not foreshadowing.

0:40:58.260 --> 0:41:02.219
<v Speaker 6>We'll see. But I will say that it's appropriate that

0:41:02.280 --> 0:41:04.140
<v Speaker 6>he is a Chicago Tribune writer, right?

0:41:04.160 --> 0:41:04.379
<v Speaker 5>Right.

0:41:04.400 --> 0:41:04.540
<v Speaker 8>Right.

0:41:07.610 --> 0:41:10.989
<v Speaker 10>So Alex has found another article. First of all, Kim

0:41:11.010 --> 0:41:14.290
<v Speaker 10>Jong-un has banned sarcasm. People are mad about his Hillary story.

0:41:14.310 --> 0:41:14.850
<v Speaker 6>Oh, has he?

0:41:15.390 --> 0:41:15.750
<v Speaker 7>Yay.

0:41:15.830 --> 0:41:18.790
<v Speaker 6>But oh, has he? Oh, there's no response to that.

0:41:18.810 --> 0:41:22.950
<v Speaker 6>I've got to kill you. So Alex has found another

0:41:23.030 --> 0:41:27.040
<v Speaker 6>article about how we're so close to nuclear war.

0:41:27.960 --> 0:41:29.400
<v Speaker 4>I want to just take you back to an article

0:41:29.420 --> 0:41:32.819
<v Speaker 4>out of the UK Sun just two days ago that

0:41:32.860 --> 0:41:36.480
<v Speaker 4>I read the headline of, but never even covered.

0:41:36.520 --> 0:41:40.750
<v Speaker 5>And it article with all these.

0:41:40.650 --> 0:41:47.960
<v Speaker 4>Top scientists all these top historians uh sociologists psychologists military

0:41:48.060 --> 0:41:51.700
<v Speaker 4>experts by the way our pentagon concurs with these reports

0:41:53.100 --> 0:41:55.640
<v Speaker 4>saying the planet is closer to catastrophic world war three

0:41:55.719 --> 0:41:58.880
<v Speaker 4>than at any time for 60 years experts warn and

0:41:58.900 --> 0:42:01.120
<v Speaker 4>it doesn't look good for britain or america if it

0:42:01.140 --> 0:42:03.800
<v Speaker 4>does kick off and this is a big detailed report

0:42:03.820 --> 0:42:06.960
<v Speaker 4>that's excellent that I want to go over and probably

0:42:06.980 --> 0:42:09.180
<v Speaker 4>shoot a special report next week on and get some

0:42:09.200 --> 0:42:11.160
<v Speaker 4>of these guests on just to look at all the

0:42:11.219 --> 0:42:14.810
<v Speaker 4>trigger points and the things that are expanding and happening

0:42:15.290 --> 0:42:19.190
<v Speaker 4>around the planet because we do our research here, but

0:42:19.230 --> 0:42:23.490
<v Speaker 4>it's good to see it in a big, detailed report

0:42:23.530 --> 0:42:29.190
<v Speaker 4>like this. And some people will say, well, we haven't

0:42:29.210 --> 0:42:31.970
<v Speaker 4>had a nuclear war yet, so what's the problem?

0:42:32.960 --> 0:42:33.540
<v Speaker 9>That's a good point.

0:42:33.780 --> 0:42:37.540
<v Speaker 4>Well, the problem is it's like having, say, a 65-year-old building.

0:42:38.140 --> 0:42:40.780
<v Speaker 4>That's how long we've had in the modern atomic age.

0:42:41.670 --> 0:42:45.370
<v Speaker 4>And we haven't had a big fire yet. Well, statistics

0:42:45.390 --> 0:42:48.290
<v Speaker 4>show the longer the building's there, the better a chance

0:42:48.350 --> 0:42:48.650
<v Speaker 4>it's going to.

0:42:48.650 --> 0:42:49.430
<v Speaker 5>End up having a fire.

0:42:49.850 --> 0:42:50.069
<v Speaker 7>Wait.

0:42:51.250 --> 0:42:58.400
<v Speaker 4>Just because of time going by. of time, let's say

0:42:58.420 --> 0:43:00.299
<v Speaker 4>there's an oak tree that's 300 years old. Does it

0:43:00.320 --> 0:43:01.940
<v Speaker 4>have a better chance or a worse chance of being

0:43:01.960 --> 0:43:05.259
<v Speaker 4>struck by lightning? In the aggregate, it has a better

0:43:05.300 --> 0:43:08.960
<v Speaker 4>chance of being struck by lightning the older it is

0:43:09.020 --> 0:43:10.140
<v Speaker 4>because it's more time.

0:43:10.660 --> 0:43:11.660
<v Speaker 9>No, I see.

0:43:11.700 --> 0:43:15.540
<v Speaker 5>Same thing. And you look at all this, the world

0:43:15.600 --> 0:43:17.600
<v Speaker 5>is getting more dangerous. Right.

0:43:18.600 --> 0:43:18.960
<v Speaker 4>It is.

0:43:19.000 --> 0:43:20.720
<v Speaker 5>Not less dangerous.

0:43:20.739 --> 0:43:21.089
<v Speaker 7>Sure.

0:43:21.840 --> 0:43:24.430
<v Speaker 6>I think the fire in the building thing is about, like, codes.

0:43:24.510 --> 0:43:25.110
<v Speaker 9>Yeah.

0:43:26.820 --> 0:43:29.580
<v Speaker 6>I think that's about the regulation that Alex hates. But

0:43:29.680 --> 0:43:33.240
<v Speaker 6>let's leave that aside. So I like that your response

0:43:33.280 --> 0:43:35.010
<v Speaker 6>was that there's no way he read that article because

0:43:35.030 --> 0:43:38.530
<v Speaker 6>you are right. For sure.

0:43:40.010 --> 0:43:43.089
<v Speaker 10>So that Sun article is not a comprehensive 20-something page

0:43:43.130 --> 0:43:46.370
<v Speaker 10>breakdown of a possible World War III. However, one of

0:43:46.430 --> 0:43:49.360
<v Speaker 10>the sources in that article that it cites is a

0:43:49.380 --> 0:43:53.140
<v Speaker 10>25-page report that had recently been released by the Atlantic Council.

0:43:53.440 --> 0:43:55.620
<v Speaker 10>So Alex is pretending he read that when he just

0:43:55.660 --> 0:43:58.640
<v Speaker 10>scrolled through all these pictures in a British tabloid.

0:43:58.719 --> 0:43:58.959
<v Speaker 5>Right.

0:43:59.430 --> 0:43:59.609
<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

0:43:59.910 --> 0:44:00.950
<v Speaker 9>That's the same basic thing.

0:44:01.310 --> 0:44:04.350
<v Speaker 10>Incidentally, the Atlantic Council report was mostly about how a

0:44:04.390 --> 0:44:05.130
<v Speaker 10>world war.

0:44:04.930 --> 0:44:08.130
<v Speaker 6>Could break out because of Putin's aspirations to expand his

0:44:08.150 --> 0:44:11.200
<v Speaker 6>sphere of influence in neighboring countries at a time when

0:44:11.280 --> 0:44:14.100
<v Speaker 6>NATO was distracted or weakened internationally.

0:44:14.340 --> 0:44:14.840
<v Speaker 9>Okay.

0:44:15.020 --> 0:44:20.200
<v Speaker 6>All of which Alex supports. Sure. But I want to

0:44:20.239 --> 0:44:21.380
<v Speaker 6>talk about lightning.

0:44:21.040 --> 0:44:22.640
<v Speaker 5>And old trees. All right.

0:44:22.680 --> 0:44:23.290
<v Speaker 9>Let's hear this.

0:44:24.550 --> 0:44:26.550
<v Speaker 6>This is a stupid point that Alex makes, but it

0:44:26.610 --> 0:44:29.610
<v Speaker 6>actually highlights a fundamental problem with the way he thinks.

0:44:30.570 --> 0:44:33.190
<v Speaker 6>Assuming that they're all in the same area and subject

0:44:33.210 --> 0:44:35.509
<v Speaker 6>to the same weather conditions, every tree is just as

0:44:35.570 --> 0:44:38.049
<v Speaker 6>likely to be struck by lightning as any other. If

0:44:38.070 --> 0:44:41.290
<v Speaker 6>there's a variable that matters more than age, it's probably height,

0:44:41.550 --> 0:44:45.670
<v Speaker 6>but not all trees grow taller over time. Each lightning

0:44:45.730 --> 0:44:48.430
<v Speaker 6>strike is an independent event, and whether or not you've

0:44:48.450 --> 0:44:50.630
<v Speaker 6>been hit by lightning in the past doesn't really impact

0:44:50.670 --> 0:44:53.939
<v Speaker 6>your chances next time. Being hit doesn't.

0:44:53.620 --> 0:44:55.790
<v Speaker 10>Make you more or less likely to be hit in

0:44:55.810 --> 0:45:00.489
<v Speaker 10>the future because storms aren't keeping score. They don't check

0:45:00.530 --> 0:45:04.630
<v Speaker 10>you off the list.

0:45:04.750 --> 0:45:08.219
<v Speaker 3>I respect what you're saying, but the sky does look

0:45:08.260 --> 0:45:09.640
<v Speaker 3>at me pretty mean sometimes.

0:45:09.719 --> 0:45:12.420
<v Speaker 6>Sure, I know, and sometimes it looks like a pony

0:45:12.560 --> 0:45:13.120
<v Speaker 6>or something.

0:45:13.460 --> 0:45:15.620
<v Speaker 9>But it's got, like, it's for me. Mm-hmm.

0:45:17.110 --> 0:45:19.470
<v Speaker 5>Sure. Yeah.

0:45:19.550 --> 0:45:21.089
<v Speaker 9>Have a seat.

0:45:21.110 --> 0:45:22.460
<v Speaker 6>Have someone come talk to you.

0:45:22.520 --> 0:45:24.379
<v Speaker 9>No, I'm calm.

0:45:25.020 --> 0:45:28.340
<v Speaker 10>Having been hit by lightning is something that your chances

0:45:28.400 --> 0:45:31.160
<v Speaker 10>increase with over time. The longer you live, the more

0:45:31.200 --> 0:45:34.110
<v Speaker 10>likely it is that anything can have happened in the

0:45:34.150 --> 0:45:36.810
<v Speaker 10>time that you've been alive. But this is a meaningless

0:45:36.870 --> 0:45:40.770
<v Speaker 10>and unhelpful kind of probability. It can be helpful at

0:45:40.790 --> 0:45:43.629
<v Speaker 10>a population level, but it's not good when you're getting

0:45:43.650 --> 0:45:46.480
<v Speaker 10>a little more zoomed in. For example, in terms of

0:45:46.500 --> 0:45:49.899
<v Speaker 10>the general population, it's more likely that someone who's 40

0:45:49.900 --> 0:45:54.109
<v Speaker 10>will have ridden a horse than someone who's five. That's

0:45:54.190 --> 0:45:57.690
<v Speaker 10>not because there's anything about aging that correlates to horse riding.

0:45:58.530 --> 0:46:01.029
<v Speaker 6>You just have more opportunities to ride horses as you

0:46:01.070 --> 0:46:01.689
<v Speaker 6>go through life.

0:46:02.030 --> 0:46:04.850
<v Speaker 3>What you're saying is we need to find smaller horses

0:46:04.910 --> 0:46:05.790
<v Speaker 3>for five-year-olds.

0:46:07.290 --> 0:46:08.130
<v Speaker 6>I'm listening.

0:46:08.320 --> 0:46:08.759
<v Speaker 5>All right.

0:46:08.930 --> 0:46:09.410
<v Speaker 9>Okay.

0:46:09.510 --> 0:46:11.340
<v Speaker 6>I've got some time now. I'm open to business.

0:46:11.360 --> 0:46:13.340
<v Speaker 9>Let's breed some tiny horses.

0:46:14.020 --> 0:46:17.060
<v Speaker 3>How small can we make a horse is the question

0:46:17.080 --> 0:46:18.799
<v Speaker 3>that I feel like we're all afraid to ask.

0:46:18.900 --> 0:46:20.620
<v Speaker 6>I've got people working around the clock.

0:46:21.180 --> 0:46:22.540
<v Speaker 9>I already work around the clock.

0:46:24.280 --> 0:46:27.130
<v Speaker 6>If you see a 13-year-old who's never ridden a horse,

0:46:27.350 --> 0:46:30.029
<v Speaker 6>you know nothing about whether or not they are going

0:46:30.070 --> 0:46:31.690
<v Speaker 6>to in the future. That's what I'm saying.

0:46:32.310 --> 0:46:35.279
<v Speaker 10>Similarly, a tree that is older has had more time

0:46:35.340 --> 0:46:37.640
<v Speaker 10>during which it could have been struck by lightning, but

0:46:37.660 --> 0:46:40.020
<v Speaker 10>that doesn't tell you anything about how likely it is

0:46:40.060 --> 0:46:43.540
<v Speaker 10>to be struck in the future. In Alex's example, we've

0:46:43.560 --> 0:46:46.160
<v Speaker 10>been living with nuclear weapons for 60 years, which is

0:46:46.180 --> 0:46:47.959
<v Speaker 10>a lot of time for there to.

0:46:47.930 --> 0:46:49.320
<v Speaker 6>Have been a nuclear war.

0:46:50.030 --> 0:46:52.910
<v Speaker 10>We would be more likely to have encountered nuclear war

0:46:52.930 --> 0:46:54.890
<v Speaker 10>than a civilization that's only had nukes for a.

0:46:54.930 --> 0:46:58.330
<v Speaker 6>Year, but this is useless as information.

0:46:58.350 --> 0:47:02.649
<v Speaker 10>The thing to understand is that this thinking, the kind

0:47:02.670 --> 0:47:05.010
<v Speaker 10>of thinking that Alex is presenting, it only makes sense

0:47:05.070 --> 0:47:08.219
<v Speaker 10>if you view the end result as inevitable. If all

0:47:08.300 --> 0:47:11.100
<v Speaker 10>trees are eventually going to be hit by lightning, that

0:47:11.140 --> 0:47:14.239
<v Speaker 10>changes the way you interpret this information. If all trees

0:47:14.340 --> 0:47:17.020
<v Speaker 10>eventually get hit by lightning, then every day a tree

0:47:17.120 --> 0:47:19.910
<v Speaker 10>doesn't get hit is one less day that it didn't

0:47:19.969 --> 0:47:22.330
<v Speaker 10>get hit, which slightly raises the odds that it could

0:47:22.350 --> 0:47:22.990
<v Speaker 10>be hit tomorrow.

0:47:23.230 --> 0:47:24.690
<v Speaker 9>And we should be grateful to God for that.

0:47:24.850 --> 0:47:25.150
<v Speaker 5>Yes.

0:47:27.610 --> 0:47:28.469
<v Speaker 6>Everyone bow your heads.

0:47:30.090 --> 0:47:32.170
<v Speaker 10>This is the premise that Alex is sneaking into his

0:47:32.230 --> 0:47:34.270
<v Speaker 10>argument that he knows that his audience isn't going to

0:47:34.330 --> 0:47:36.469
<v Speaker 10>pick up on. In order for what he's saying to

0:47:36.530 --> 0:47:39.370
<v Speaker 10>mean anything, he needs to believe that an apocalyptic nuclear

0:47:39.410 --> 0:47:43.090
<v Speaker 10>war is inevitable. If you understand these hidden premises and

0:47:43.140 --> 0:47:45.660
<v Speaker 10>implications of the things that Alex is saying, it makes

0:47:45.719 --> 0:47:48.860
<v Speaker 10>it much easier to see how clear of an idiot

0:47:49.100 --> 0:47:50.420
<v Speaker 10>and a deceptive liar he is.

0:47:50.600 --> 0:47:50.779
<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

0:47:51.060 --> 0:47:53.100
<v Speaker 6>So anyway, I just like that kind of... I like...

0:47:53.960 --> 0:47:54.600
<v Speaker 6>I like trees.

0:47:54.820 --> 0:47:55.219
<v Speaker 5>You know, to....

0:47:57.180 --> 0:48:00.500
<v Speaker 9>To revisit something, I like, here's what I like being told.

0:48:00.739 --> 0:48:01.440
<v Speaker 9>I like being.

0:48:01.280 --> 0:48:05.899
<v Speaker 3>Told that experts think we're closer to World War III

0:48:06.320 --> 0:48:09.560
<v Speaker 3>than at any point in the last 60 years, which

0:48:09.719 --> 0:48:13.660
<v Speaker 3>is accurate, but because it would be insane if somebody

0:48:13.680 --> 0:48:17.069
<v Speaker 3>was like, Hey, man, 200 years ago, we were so

0:48:17.110 --> 0:48:18.270
<v Speaker 3>close to World War III.

0:48:18.390 --> 0:48:20.710
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, or like before World War II, in between.

0:48:21.250 --> 0:48:24.649
<v Speaker 9>Yeah, it's right there. It's right there.

0:48:24.750 --> 0:48:26.950
<v Speaker 3>I know World War II hasn't happened yet, but you

0:48:27.010 --> 0:48:29.440
<v Speaker 3>fuckers are going to do the three afterwards right away.

0:48:29.780 --> 0:48:30.980
<v Speaker 6>Are you going to jump?

0:48:31.380 --> 0:48:32.180
<v Speaker 9>Yeah, that's crazy.

0:48:32.200 --> 0:48:36.120
<v Speaker 6>Get ahead of yourself. Go for three. That's nuts. Lunch, dinner, dessert?

0:48:37.940 --> 0:48:40.580
<v Speaker 9>It's like World Wars are basically chopped.

0:48:40.980 --> 0:48:41.160
<v Speaker 5>Mm-hmm.

0:48:42.590 --> 0:48:45.310
<v Speaker 6>So look, there's so many plants, there's so many nuclear

0:48:45.350 --> 0:48:49.210
<v Speaker 6>plants in the world, they're like, they're all gonna, like

0:48:49.250 --> 0:48:51.690
<v Speaker 6>something's gonna happen eventually. We're all gonna blow up.

0:48:51.850 --> 0:48:58.730
<v Speaker 4>And now we've got 440-something power-producing nuclear reactors and hundreds

0:48:58.770 --> 0:49:00.730
<v Speaker 4>and hundreds, several hundred.

0:49:00.530 --> 0:49:01.790
<v Speaker 5>Other research reactors.

0:49:01.810 --> 0:49:05.220
<v Speaker 4>I mean, I go to the Department of Energy's own

0:49:05.260 --> 0:49:07.900
<v Speaker 4>website and you can also go to the International Atomic

0:49:07.920 --> 0:49:11.240
<v Speaker 4>Energy Agency website, and it doesn't even list Two nuclear

0:49:11.260 --> 0:49:13.950
<v Speaker 4>reactors that are in Austin. So when I say there's

0:49:13.950 --> 0:49:18.149
<v Speaker 4>700 reactors, that's not counting submarines. Add 300, 400 more

0:49:18.170 --> 0:49:18.350
<v Speaker 4>onto that.

0:49:18.370 --> 0:49:18.630
<v Speaker 7>Who knows?

0:49:20.120 --> 0:49:20.840
<v Speaker 5>How many reactors?

0:49:20.880 --> 0:49:22.540
<v Speaker 9>That's not counting submarines.

0:49:22.540 --> 0:49:22.779
<v Speaker 8>2,000?

0:49:22.780 --> 0:49:25.920
<v Speaker 5>Who knows? And here's the difference.

0:49:27.700 --> 0:49:30.259
<v Speaker 4>They're supposed to shut these plants down after 30, 40 years.

0:49:30.300 --> 0:49:31.859
<v Speaker 4>They're not shutting them down, and they just don't even

0:49:31.890 --> 0:49:34.690
<v Speaker 4>seem to care now. They're turning the alarms off all

0:49:34.730 --> 0:49:38.410
<v Speaker 4>over the country so that when they leak radiation by law,

0:49:38.469 --> 0:49:39.489
<v Speaker 4>the alarms would go off.

0:49:40.060 --> 0:49:42.320
<v Speaker 5>Well, that scares the public. So now they just turn

0:49:42.440 --> 0:49:43.219
<v Speaker 5>the alarms off.

0:49:43.840 --> 0:49:47.819
<v Speaker 4>Smart. So bottom line, September is preparedness month. Everybody needs

0:49:47.840 --> 0:49:49.590
<v Speaker 4>to get prepared. That way it's a win-win if bad

0:49:49.950 --> 0:49:51.969
<v Speaker 4>things don't happen and there isn't an economic crisis or

0:49:52.010 --> 0:49:54.570
<v Speaker 4>there aren't larger wars or whatever. Hey, you've got insurance

0:49:54.590 --> 0:49:57.310
<v Speaker 4>you can eat, high-quality, affordable foods. You're drinking water through

0:49:57.610 --> 0:50:00.750
<v Speaker 4>great water purification systems already, not just for a disaster

0:50:00.770 --> 0:50:04.140
<v Speaker 4>but just for the ongoing glyphosates and all the rest

0:50:04.160 --> 0:50:04.680
<v Speaker 4>of the trash.

0:50:04.920 --> 0:50:05.280
<v Speaker 6>Sure.

0:50:05.440 --> 0:50:07.700
<v Speaker 5>We've got specials, the biggest we've ever run.

0:50:08.330 --> 0:50:11.620
<v Speaker 6>Biggest. These are big ass specials. You gotta get this food,

0:50:11.660 --> 0:50:12.839
<v Speaker 6>because there's fucking.

0:50:12.520 --> 0:50:16.760
<v Speaker 9>Submarines out there. Not counting the submarines.

0:50:17.020 --> 0:50:18.509
<v Speaker 6>Hillary won't count the submarines.

0:50:19.140 --> 0:50:22.089
<v Speaker 3>I think, so here's what's fun about this, right? So

0:50:22.130 --> 0:50:25.370
<v Speaker 3>I think a lot of times when conspiracy people do

0:50:25.410 --> 0:50:27.510
<v Speaker 3>stuff like that, where they're like, ah, they're just walking

0:50:27.530 --> 0:50:29.570
<v Speaker 3>around in there turning the lights off. They don't stop

0:50:29.630 --> 0:50:33.950
<v Speaker 3>and think about how truly concerning some behavior would be. Like,

0:50:34.030 --> 0:50:37.250
<v Speaker 3>this person is aware, like, embody this person.

0:50:37.270 --> 0:50:39.850
<v Speaker 9>Ooh, this reactor is.

0:50:46.760 --> 0:50:49.580
<v Speaker 3>That's a more concerning person than the person who's going

0:50:49.620 --> 0:50:53.260
<v Speaker 3>to kill you, right? Isn't that more terrifying than somebody

0:50:53.280 --> 0:50:54.790
<v Speaker 3>who's like, ah, I'm going to stab you.

0:50:54.830 --> 0:50:56.430
<v Speaker 9>You're at least like, I know where we stand.

0:50:58.270 --> 0:51:00.470
<v Speaker 6>The nuclear reactor alarm.

0:51:00.510 --> 0:51:04.029
<v Speaker 9>Whoa, I think I'm fucked up, guys. I'll be somewhere else.

0:51:04.790 --> 0:51:06.730
<v Speaker 6>Look, the beeping is annoying. I'm just going to turn

0:51:06.770 --> 0:51:07.049
<v Speaker 6>it off.

0:51:07.110 --> 0:51:08.210
<v Speaker 9>The beeping is annoying.

0:51:08.650 --> 0:51:09.830
<v Speaker 6>That's fair. Yeah.

0:51:09.969 --> 0:51:13.529
<v Speaker 3>We've all had a fire alarm go off and been like, well,

0:51:13.650 --> 0:51:14.810
<v Speaker 3>I guess we'll just die then.

0:51:16.130 --> 0:51:18.910
<v Speaker 6>Smoke detector, don't replace those batteries. Ah, I didn't want

0:51:18.930 --> 0:51:20.150
<v Speaker 6>to go outside. Beeping's fucking annoying.

0:51:21.230 --> 0:51:23.129
<v Speaker 10>Takes me back to the old days of Loveline, back

0:51:23.170 --> 0:51:26.650
<v Speaker 10>when Adam and Drew would get distracted by someone having

0:51:26.750 --> 0:51:28.470
<v Speaker 10>a smoke alarm beeping in the background.

0:51:28.489 --> 0:51:29.450
<v Speaker 6>Anybody else remember that?

0:51:29.610 --> 0:51:30.140
<v Speaker 5>Those days?

0:51:30.320 --> 0:51:30.990
<v Speaker 6>Those were good days.

0:51:32.230 --> 0:51:35.029
<v Speaker 9>Who am I going to get to replace Corolla?

0:51:36.350 --> 0:51:39.890
<v Speaker 6>Oh, and when I was young, I thought that accordion,

0:51:40.110 --> 0:51:42.550
<v Speaker 6>him being so mad about accordions was so funny.

0:51:42.570 --> 0:51:46.770
<v Speaker 9>Anyway. These are very specific references.

0:51:46.950 --> 0:51:50.430
<v Speaker 6>Yep. And they are not working. Two or three people.

0:51:50.750 --> 0:51:50.930
<v Speaker 3>Yep.

0:51:52.070 --> 0:51:55.089
<v Speaker 6>So we, you know, our show is coming to an end.

0:51:55.270 --> 0:51:55.649
<v Speaker 9>That's true.

0:51:55.690 --> 0:51:57.750
<v Speaker 6>But in some ways, all of us are immortal.

0:51:59.360 --> 0:51:59.839
<v Speaker 5>Do you know that?

0:51:59.880 --> 0:52:00.239
<v Speaker 8>Sure. Sure.

0:52:01.520 --> 0:52:03.540
<v Speaker 9>I'm not going to start a fight about it now.

0:52:03.820 --> 0:52:05.180
<v Speaker 10>Well, Alex is going to talk to you a little

0:52:05.200 --> 0:52:07.040
<v Speaker 10>bit about it here in this next clip. I didn't

0:52:07.060 --> 0:52:08.620
<v Speaker 10>want you to come into it cold.

0:52:08.660 --> 0:52:08.839
<v Speaker 7>Good.

0:52:09.340 --> 0:52:12.100
<v Speaker 5>I'm going to live forever through my projects.

0:52:12.120 --> 0:52:12.779
<v Speaker 7>Big secrets.

0:52:17.540 --> 0:52:21.100
<v Speaker 5>We now take you live to the Central Texas Command

0:52:21.120 --> 0:52:25.120
<v Speaker 5>Center in the heart of the resistance. You're listening to

0:52:25.320 --> 0:52:27.660
<v Speaker 5>Alex Jones. All of my.

0:52:27.530 --> 0:52:31.509
<v Speaker 4>Ancestors are alive with me now. In spirit, in DNA,

0:52:31.530 --> 0:52:36.110
<v Speaker 4>and in this body. That's the magic of God's creation.

0:52:36.330 --> 0:52:41.250
<v Speaker 4>Everything comes in three. You have a spirit.

0:52:44.080 --> 0:52:47.100
<v Speaker 5>You have an individual life. And then you have the

0:52:47.120 --> 0:52:57.000
<v Speaker 5>genetic collective of the entity you are. It's amazing.

0:52:58.390 --> 0:53:00.469
<v Speaker 4>It's beyond any science fiction you can imagine. And you're

0:53:00.489 --> 0:53:01.850
<v Speaker 4>not going to read what you just heard in any book.

0:53:02.570 --> 0:53:07.830
<v Speaker 4>I've studied history. I've studied epigenetics. I've studied wide spectrum information.

0:53:07.850 --> 0:53:10.049
<v Speaker 5>And let me tell you, that is what's happening. That's

0:53:10.070 --> 0:53:11.500
<v Speaker 5>what's going on. Hell yeah, man.

0:53:11.540 --> 0:53:12.219
<v Speaker 9>What's going on?

0:53:12.239 --> 0:53:13.060
<v Speaker 5>I don't know.

0:53:14.280 --> 0:53:16.650
<v Speaker 9>No, no, no, but it is what's happening.

0:53:16.690 --> 0:53:18.070
<v Speaker 6>You remember how you were talking about, like, the 60s

0:53:18.630 --> 0:53:21.130
<v Speaker 6>or 70s before they get into it? That's what this is.

0:53:21.690 --> 0:53:22.450
<v Speaker 5>That feels real.

0:53:22.790 --> 0:53:25.030
<v Speaker 6>So, I mean, like, you've got your spirit.

0:53:25.610 --> 0:53:26.630
<v Speaker 9>All right, you got your spirit.

0:53:28.110 --> 0:53:30.989
<v Speaker 6>I think that it's really funny that Alex didn't really

0:53:31.050 --> 0:53:33.350
<v Speaker 6>take the time to think of what the three things

0:53:33.510 --> 0:53:35.770
<v Speaker 6>are before he started the sentence.

0:53:35.969 --> 0:53:39.870
<v Speaker 3>I appreciate the confidence with which you begin, though. You're like,

0:53:40.010 --> 0:53:42.430
<v Speaker 3>everything boils down to threes. And then there's got to

0:53:42.469 --> 0:53:45.010
<v Speaker 3>be the voice in the back of the bed that goes, fuck.

0:53:45.330 --> 0:53:48.930
<v Speaker 9>I had one at best loaded in the chamber.

0:53:49.010 --> 0:53:51.069
<v Speaker 6>I'm about to reveal to you the secrets of the universe.

0:53:51.110 --> 0:53:51.820
<v Speaker 5>I'm immortal.

0:53:52.000 --> 0:53:52.820
<v Speaker 6>Fuck.

0:53:52.840 --> 0:53:56.560
<v Speaker 9>All right. We got one. Okay. We second one coming through.

0:53:56.700 --> 0:53:57.040
<v Speaker 6>All right.

0:53:57.200 --> 0:53:57.960
<v Speaker 8>Ooh.

0:53:59.080 --> 0:53:59.800
<v Speaker 9>Number three.

0:53:59.980 --> 0:54:00.819
<v Speaker 6>It's going to be too hard.

0:54:00.960 --> 0:54:02.650
<v Speaker 9>Esoteric.

0:54:04.130 --> 0:54:06.470
<v Speaker 6>So you have a spirit and you have an individual life.

0:54:06.630 --> 0:54:06.790
<v Speaker 5>Sure.

0:54:06.810 --> 0:54:08.330
<v Speaker 6>Those two pretty straightforward.

0:54:08.410 --> 0:54:11.390
<v Speaker 9>They feel like the same thing. Well, not really.

0:54:11.410 --> 0:54:13.200
<v Speaker 6>I think there's a way you could, you could.

0:54:15.700 --> 0:54:18.580
<v Speaker 10>I'm not interested in arguing because things really fall apart

0:54:18.620 --> 0:54:19.259
<v Speaker 10>with the third one.

0:54:19.320 --> 0:54:22.279
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, that's the problem. You have a genetic collective of

0:54:22.320 --> 0:54:23.910
<v Speaker 6>the entity that you are.

0:54:24.190 --> 0:54:28.650
<v Speaker 9>That was the problem. Is that the Borg? Can we,

0:54:29.050 --> 0:54:33.569
<v Speaker 9>the genetic collective of the entity you are.

0:54:33.670 --> 0:54:34.710
<v Speaker 6>What the fuck?

0:54:36.150 --> 0:54:37.969
<v Speaker 9>The genetic collective.

0:54:38.170 --> 0:54:41.529
<v Speaker 10>I love the idea that in 2016, like, someone was

0:54:41.570 --> 0:54:44.130
<v Speaker 10>listening to this and being like, blowing my fucking mind.

0:54:45.530 --> 0:54:46.930
<v Speaker 9>That guy knows stuff.

0:54:49.150 --> 0:54:50.770
<v Speaker 10>So I was thinking about it, and this seems like

0:54:50.870 --> 0:54:53.030
<v Speaker 10>the darkest idea that I could imagine.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay.

0:54:53.870 --> 0:54:55.820
<v Speaker 10>If you love your family and you have a great

0:54:55.860 --> 0:54:58.399
<v Speaker 10>relationship with them, then I guess it's kind of fun

0:54:58.440 --> 0:55:00.739
<v Speaker 10>to imagine that your genes that they passed on to

0:55:00.780 --> 0:55:03.200
<v Speaker 10>you are literally them, and they live on in you.

0:55:03.660 --> 0:55:07.980
<v Speaker 6>But not everyone's family is good. If you have an

0:55:08.020 --> 0:55:11.920
<v Speaker 6>abusive parent, Alex's ideology requires you never be able to

0:55:11.940 --> 0:55:14.830
<v Speaker 6>get free from them. No matter what you do to

0:55:14.870 --> 0:55:18.310
<v Speaker 6>grow and become your own person, your DNA is them

0:55:18.430 --> 0:55:20.969
<v Speaker 6>living on through you and giving them immortality.

0:55:21.150 --> 0:55:24.350
<v Speaker 9>You're not the entity you are. No, you can't be. No,

0:55:24.610 --> 0:55:25.299
<v Speaker 9>you are they.

0:55:25.739 --> 0:55:29.560
<v Speaker 10>Even beyond this monstrous idea, the idea that your children

0:55:29.600 --> 0:55:32.739
<v Speaker 10>give you immortality is a very short walk from eugenics.

0:55:33.860 --> 0:55:37.350
<v Speaker 10>If some people are fundamentally evil, as Alex explicitly believes,

0:55:37.650 --> 0:55:40.210
<v Speaker 10>then why would you want them to become immortal through

0:55:40.230 --> 0:55:40.830
<v Speaker 10>their children?

0:55:42.000 --> 0:55:45.589
<v Speaker 6>Only good people should be allowed to reproduce. Is what

0:55:45.930 --> 0:55:47.009
<v Speaker 6>this leads to very easily.

0:55:47.030 --> 0:55:49.170
<v Speaker 9>You know what? Now that I hear you say it

0:55:49.250 --> 0:55:49.890
<v Speaker 9>out loud.

0:55:52.070 --> 0:55:54.950
<v Speaker 3>No, because when I was thinking it, oh, only good

0:55:54.989 --> 0:55:57.540
<v Speaker 3>people should reproduce. It sounded good. But then you say

0:55:57.560 --> 0:55:59.420
<v Speaker 3>it out loud in front of all these people, and

0:55:59.460 --> 0:56:01.279
<v Speaker 3>I go, oh, maybe there's a bad idea here.

0:56:01.300 --> 0:56:03.290
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, it kind of sounds... Kind of sounds better when

0:56:03.310 --> 0:56:05.570
<v Speaker 6>you talk about the genetic entity.

0:56:05.670 --> 0:56:06.530
<v Speaker 9>This could go wrong.

0:56:06.670 --> 0:56:08.149
<v Speaker 6>Colony mind. This could go wrong.

0:56:08.370 --> 0:56:10.350
<v Speaker 9>Who gets to decide who's good?

0:56:10.850 --> 0:56:11.910
<v Speaker 6>And I'm dead.

0:56:13.300 --> 0:56:15.700
<v Speaker 10>Also, if you are your genetics and you live on

0:56:15.719 --> 0:56:18.200
<v Speaker 10>through your genes, what about like other stuff that has

0:56:18.239 --> 0:56:19.180
<v Speaker 10>your DNA in it?

0:56:21.140 --> 0:56:22.500
<v Speaker 9>Do you mean socks?

0:56:22.719 --> 0:56:23.200
<v Speaker 5>No. Yeah.

0:56:25.200 --> 0:56:25.819
<v Speaker 9>Yeah.

0:56:26.690 --> 0:56:29.550
<v Speaker 6>I guess I do. All right.

0:56:29.730 --> 0:56:32.870
<v Speaker 3>That one deserves one mug. I'll give, I get one mug.

0:56:32.890 --> 0:56:34.190
<v Speaker 3>This is our last show.

0:56:34.270 --> 0:56:39.250
<v Speaker 6>Thank you. Cheeky. I wanted to call you cheeky.

0:56:39.410 --> 0:56:39.609
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:56:40.250 --> 0:56:42.270
<v Speaker 6>Like, but if you give someone an organ, do you

0:56:42.310 --> 0:56:45.850
<v Speaker 6>like become them? Because your DNA is then in them?

0:56:45.870 --> 0:56:46.390
<v Speaker 9>Oh, fuck.

0:56:46.430 --> 0:56:48.109
<v Speaker 3>I feel like I saw a movie that was that.

0:56:48.140 --> 0:56:49.640
<v Speaker 6>I think, yeah.

0:56:50.080 --> 0:56:52.660
<v Speaker 10>If you donate blood, have you colonized a bunch of

0:56:52.739 --> 0:56:55.080
<v Speaker 10>genetic collectives with your blood going in?

0:56:55.440 --> 0:56:58.649
<v Speaker 9>I feel like that's something we could find out. How?

0:56:59.920 --> 0:57:01.799
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna give a bunch of people my blood, see

0:57:01.840 --> 0:57:04.680
<v Speaker 3>if I can control them. What do you not understand

0:57:04.700 --> 0:57:07.440
<v Speaker 3>about this experiment? It is very straightforward.

0:57:07.540 --> 0:57:09.980
<v Speaker 10>I have donated a ton of blood and sold my

0:57:10.020 --> 0:57:11.840
<v Speaker 10>plasma and I can't control anybody.

0:57:11.860 --> 0:57:14.399
<v Speaker 9>Yes, you don't know that though, because you don't know

0:57:14.480 --> 0:57:16.520
<v Speaker 9>who got your blood and plasma.

0:57:16.860 --> 0:57:20.710
<v Speaker 3>We got people here, open up your veins, shit's gonna

0:57:20.750 --> 0:57:21.350
<v Speaker 3>get weird.

0:57:24.680 --> 0:57:28.500
<v Speaker 6>How can I argue with the scientific.

0:57:30.450 --> 0:57:31.169
<v Speaker 9>Method?

0:57:31.230 --> 0:57:33.110
<v Speaker 10>It's fun to joke around about all this stuff and

0:57:33.130 --> 0:57:35.050
<v Speaker 10>the things Alex is saying, but the bottom line is

0:57:35.090 --> 0:57:37.610
<v Speaker 10>that no one believes any of this shit unless they're

0:57:37.650 --> 0:57:40.730
<v Speaker 10>trying to promote racism while pretending that they're not racist.

0:57:41.710 --> 0:57:43.510
<v Speaker 10>There's an extra layer to that clip that I found

0:57:43.570 --> 0:57:45.790
<v Speaker 10>really fun, which is that Alex is saying that you're

0:57:45.830 --> 0:57:47.990
<v Speaker 10>not going to find any of this information in a book.

0:57:50.580 --> 0:57:53.500
<v Speaker 6>But he's also saying that he found this wisdom through study.

0:57:53.760 --> 0:57:54.020
<v Speaker 5>Sure.

0:57:54.280 --> 0:57:56.850
<v Speaker 10>The contradiction here arises from the fact that Alex is

0:57:56.870 --> 0:57:59.470
<v Speaker 10>an idiot and he doesn't know the difference between studying

0:57:59.650 --> 0:58:01.130
<v Speaker 10>and making shit up.

0:58:03.430 --> 0:58:04.650
<v Speaker 9>So I was reading this book.

0:58:04.970 --> 0:58:05.200
<v Speaker 5>Right.

0:58:05.550 --> 0:58:05.760
<v Speaker 6>Right.

0:58:06.340 --> 0:58:10.560
<v Speaker 9>And that thing made me think of something completely different.

0:58:10.600 --> 0:58:11.620
<v Speaker 5>Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:58:11.660 --> 0:58:12.960
<v Speaker 9>And you're never going to read that in the book.

0:58:14.370 --> 0:58:15.910
<v Speaker 6>But that's studying.

0:58:16.110 --> 0:58:17.240
<v Speaker 9>I'm not going to write it down, though.

0:58:17.500 --> 0:58:20.360
<v Speaker 6>You studied this book by thinking about other things.

0:58:20.680 --> 0:58:25.100
<v Speaker 3>I genuinely can't understand your words right now.

0:58:25.180 --> 0:58:27.160
<v Speaker 9>To do that, I would need to read a book.

0:58:27.280 --> 0:58:31.470
<v Speaker 6>So imagine a tree. It's old. There's a storm coming.

0:58:32.830 --> 0:58:34.890
<v Speaker 6>When does the train arrive in Detroit?

0:58:35.030 --> 0:58:35.990
<v Speaker 9>No!

0:58:36.950 --> 0:58:37.669
<v Speaker 5>No!

0:58:37.670 --> 0:58:38.730
<v Speaker 9>60 miles an hour!

0:58:38.750 --> 0:58:38.810
<v Speaker 4>No!

0:58:41.070 --> 0:58:46.850
<v Speaker 10>So Alex is talking about how people's families, they're off limits.

0:58:47.370 --> 0:58:50.710
<v Speaker 10>He's not going to attack this Chicago Tribune guy's... That's very.

0:58:50.570 --> 0:58:51.050
<v Speaker 9>Kind of him.

0:58:51.090 --> 0:58:51.950
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, that's super nice.

0:58:52.010 --> 0:58:54.270
<v Speaker 9>I'm sure that sticks for the rest of his career.

0:58:54.290 --> 0:58:55.850
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, totally, totally, totally.

0:58:56.310 --> 0:59:04.960
<v Speaker 5>And even in modern American... unwritten jurisprudence....

0:59:05.110 --> 0:59:06.650
<v Speaker 9>Unwritten jurisprudence.

0:59:07.610 --> 0:59:13.580
<v Speaker 4>You don't target people's families. for political assassination. And you

0:59:13.600 --> 0:59:17.710
<v Speaker 4>don't even target families, wives, daughters, sons, if they're not

0:59:17.790 --> 0:59:18.790
<v Speaker 4>politically involved.

0:59:18.930 --> 0:59:20.210
<v Speaker 9>It would be weird if that was right.

0:59:20.230 --> 0:59:24.090
<v Speaker 5>You don't go after people that are not in the arena.

0:59:24.110 --> 0:59:29.240
<v Speaker 5>And there's a good reason for that. There is.

0:59:29.360 --> 0:59:33.570
<v Speaker 4>You start going after people's families. Gloves come off real fast.

0:59:34.310 --> 0:59:40.450
<v Speaker 4>And the veneer of civilization peels away. Like tiles on

0:59:40.470 --> 0:59:42.920
<v Speaker 4>the bottom of a spacecraft coming in.

0:59:43.900 --> 0:59:44.680
<v Speaker 9>Is that what it's like?

0:59:45.820 --> 0:59:46.700
<v Speaker 5>Through the atmosphere.

0:59:46.720 --> 0:59:48.580
<v Speaker 9>Does that sound true?

0:59:48.600 --> 0:59:49.300
<v Speaker 5>Plunging into the ocean.

0:59:50.040 --> 0:59:50.340
<v Speaker 6>Okay.

0:59:51.240 --> 0:59:54.920
<v Speaker 4>But I have seen vitriol by former U.S. generals and

0:59:54.960 --> 0:59:58.620
<v Speaker 4>by current NATO commanders, including the commander of NATO. And

0:59:58.700 --> 1:00:01.500
<v Speaker 4>I have seen statements by former CIA directors and others.

1:00:02.320 --> 1:00:06.060
<v Speaker 4>That is the stuff of third world dictator stuff. In fact,

1:00:08.200 --> 1:00:10.440
<v Speaker 4>it's just not done in history to shoot your mouth

1:00:10.560 --> 1:00:13.340
<v Speaker 4>off about how you kill people and you're powerful and

1:00:13.360 --> 1:00:15.220
<v Speaker 4>you're good at killing people. And I came and we

1:00:15.260 --> 1:00:18.040
<v Speaker 4>saw he died. Obama, Hillary, they've all said the same

1:00:18.100 --> 1:00:18.780
<v Speaker 4>amateur stuff.

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<v Speaker 9>It's weird to live in the future.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't talk about it. You don't brag about it.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't get into it because it's bad luck.

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<v Speaker 5>It's stupid. And it's really degrading. To yourself and everybody else. Wow. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 9>That's something. You know what? That's a really good point.

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<v Speaker 5>Yep.

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<v Speaker 9>That's a real good point.

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<v Speaker 10>And Alex is pretty lucky that we actually do believe

1:00:48.010 --> 1:00:48.190
<v Speaker 10>some of.

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<v Speaker 9>The things that he's saying. I mean, it is funny

1:00:52.950 --> 1:00:54.290
<v Speaker 9>to be living in the.

1:00:54.270 --> 1:00:57.990
<v Speaker 3>World that a guy created because even though he hit

1:00:58.030 --> 1:01:00.080
<v Speaker 3>the nail on the head, he just couldn't do it.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

1:01:01.280 --> 1:01:02.060
<v Speaker 9>Just couldn't do it.

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<v Speaker 10>It's also fun that Alex thinks that bragging about murder

1:01:06.050 --> 1:01:09.110
<v Speaker 10>is degrading because it gives me the opportunity to play

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<v Speaker 10>one of my favorite clips ever.

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<v Speaker 6>Here's Alex from 2020. There it is.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't want to ever see Wolf Blitzer hurt because

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<v Speaker 7>Wolf Blitzer is a human maggot.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, like, you really want to start a fight

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<v Speaker 5>with us?

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<v Speaker 6>He just can't help it.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you do, don't you? You're begging for it.

1:01:31.080 --> 1:01:33.730
<v Speaker 6>You're begging for it. You're begging to get your.

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<v Speaker 5>Guts stomped out hard.

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<v Speaker 7>And I don't know if you ever had your guts

1:01:37.890 --> 1:01:43.110
<v Speaker 7>stomped out, but you don't live after that happens. Not

1:01:43.150 --> 1:01:46.410
<v Speaker 7>that I've ever stomped anybody's guts out. Actually, I have

1:01:46.430 --> 1:01:47.070
<v Speaker 7>a couple times.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not too nice. It takes people a long time

1:01:49.630 --> 1:01:51.090
<v Speaker 5>to die if you stomp their guts out.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, that's pretty degrading.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, well, there's something about it.

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<v Speaker 10>But it's not quite as degrading as one of the

1:01:57.810 --> 1:02:00.850
<v Speaker 10>greatest moments of my life, which is when the plaintiff's

1:02:00.890 --> 1:02:04.160
<v Speaker 10>lawyers in the Sandy Hook case played that clip for Alex.

1:02:04.050 --> 1:02:08.040
<v Speaker 6>And then asked him under oath if he'd ever killed anyone. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Just.

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<v Speaker 6>There are some things....

1:02:17.830 --> 1:02:21.710
<v Speaker 3>That will exist without you. There are some things that

1:02:21.790 --> 1:02:27.180
<v Speaker 3>will never exist. But that is something that exists because.

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<v Speaker 6>Of you, Dan.

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<v Speaker 5>Probably.

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<v Speaker 9>So, every time.

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<v Speaker 3>All of you are worried about monsters in the dark,

1:02:39.530 --> 1:02:42.370
<v Speaker 3>just remember it. Dan has a question for you.

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<v Speaker 9>And it's, have you.

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<v Speaker 6>Ever actually killed anybody? Because I think you're.

1:02:48.430 --> 1:02:48.990
<v Speaker 9>Full of shit.

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<v Speaker 6>Now you're under oath, monster.

1:02:50.660 --> 1:02:54.480
<v Speaker 9>No, I'm under your bed.

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<v Speaker 6>So Alex is talking, you know, you don't brag about

1:02:58.140 --> 1:03:01.800
<v Speaker 6>killing people. And he's just off on this weird rant

1:03:01.840 --> 1:03:04.230
<v Speaker 6>about how everyone's judging him and being too mean about

1:03:04.250 --> 1:03:06.970
<v Speaker 6>his Hillary coverage. And so he has a little bit

1:03:07.010 --> 1:03:07.670
<v Speaker 6>of a plan.

1:03:08.390 --> 1:03:10.330
<v Speaker 4>One of their favorite ways to kill somebody is to

1:03:10.350 --> 1:03:14.910
<v Speaker 4>have obviously a stunt driver. slam into somebody and take

1:03:14.930 --> 1:03:17.030
<v Speaker 4>them out, or they kill you, put you in a car,

1:03:17.070 --> 1:03:17.990
<v Speaker 4>and then hit you with a truck.

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<v Speaker 5>Naturally.

1:03:19.030 --> 1:03:22.480
<v Speaker 4>I've actually been told by security analysts and folks that

1:03:22.500 --> 1:03:24.980
<v Speaker 4>we've had to do security checks and sweeps.

1:03:25.660 --> 1:03:26.560
<v Speaker 5>We've had to go to that level.

1:03:26.600 --> 1:03:28.380
<v Speaker 4>I'm not even scared of them taking me out, but

1:03:28.400 --> 1:03:30.300
<v Speaker 4>I'm not going to make it easy. And I want

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<v Speaker 4>to document it, too. So we've got a lot of counter-surveillance.

1:03:34.920 --> 1:03:37.010
<v Speaker 4>These people freak out when we actually send people to

1:03:37.030 --> 1:03:38.530
<v Speaker 4>their house. You know, it's like, oh, you're going to

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<v Speaker 4>come to my house?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, then when you go to your house, we're going to.

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<v Speaker 5>Drop by too, see? That's how that works.

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<v Speaker 10>Really sounds like Alex is admitting to being involved in

1:03:48.700 --> 1:03:51.220
<v Speaker 10>elaborate and terrifying harassment campaigns.

1:03:51.260 --> 1:03:52.070
<v Speaker 9>Sure feels like that.

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<v Speaker 10>He loves to say that he never sent anyone to

1:03:55.120 --> 1:03:58.060
<v Speaker 10>anyone's house and that the lawsuits against him are so unfair.

1:03:58.100 --> 1:04:01.100
<v Speaker 10>But that clip is literally him bragging about doing the same.

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<v Speaker 6>Stuff he's accused of to him.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>He can call it counter surveillance all he wants, but

1:04:05.340 --> 1:04:07.030
<v Speaker 6>it doesn't change the fact of what he did.

1:04:07.730 --> 1:04:11.350
<v Speaker 10>And this things like that clip are why Alex could

1:04:11.510 --> 1:04:12.650
<v Speaker 10>never have allowed.

1:04:12.390 --> 1:04:15.530
<v Speaker 6>Those Sandy Hook cases to go to trial on the merits.

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<v Speaker 10>He forced the courts to default him because of shit

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<v Speaker 10>like that being widely available.

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<v Speaker 6>So that's a good thing to remember.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Because he probably could be found responsible and guilty for

1:04:26.430 --> 1:04:27.450
<v Speaker 6>way worse than he was.

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<v Speaker 3>It would be an insane world to live in where

1:04:32.630 --> 1:04:36.340
<v Speaker 3>a jury was like, actually, this guy got it.

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<v Speaker 10>He ended up with like a billion plus dollars and

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<v Speaker 10>I think he got off light.

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<v Speaker 9>I agree.

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<v Speaker 3>If a jury was allowed to actually deal with it directly.

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<v Speaker 9>They would be like, oh.

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<v Speaker 6>We're kicking this to the criminal courts.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean, it's hard not to imagine a problem

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<v Speaker 3>being solved with a truck sent from a catapult.

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<v Speaker 6>You're thinking about the beginning of that clip of trucks.

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<v Speaker 9>I'm thinking about it. Actually, I'm just excited to try

1:05:03.230 --> 1:05:04.430
<v Speaker 9>and build a trebuchet.

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<v Speaker 10>So I'm going to skip this next clip because it's

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<v Speaker 10>just Alex bragging about being involved in a soft coup

1:05:09.980 --> 1:05:12.020
<v Speaker 10>that overthrew the government in 2011.

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<v Speaker 6>Sure. And, eh, we've heard it.

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<v Speaker 3>That wasn't as good as his actual coup that overthrew

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<v Speaker 3>the government in 2024.

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<v Speaker 6>Right.

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<v Speaker 10>The 2011 one was just him hanging out with Tea

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<v Speaker 10>Party people.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 6>But we have to move forward to a delightful clip

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<v Speaker 6>that I think I have some really deep thoughts about.

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<v Speaker 8>Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay. Just what I need. Resistants to tyrants. His obedience

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<v Speaker 5>to God. It's Alex Jones. For the show. Matthew Merrimack.

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<v Speaker 5>God bless you.

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<v Speaker 6>All right, all right.

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<v Speaker 5>Sorry, I got into a zone there. He only did

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<v Speaker 5>what he had to do. I can't do the Merle

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<v Speaker 5>Haggard ha.

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<v Speaker 6>I described it as country Muppet, and I stand by that.

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<v Speaker 9>That's why he lives forever.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 10>So I was thinking about this as I was preparing

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<v Speaker 10>this episode, and I think that clip embodies one of

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<v Speaker 10>the reasons that this is a good last episode for us.

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<v Speaker 10>And that is, it contains what Alex has lost.

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<v Speaker 6>He's lost the music.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Like, in the present day, he doesn't... Don't feel melancholy.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>I felt like 15 of you go, hmm, no, fuck off.

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<v Speaker 10>I think some of the applause was for they're thrilled

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<v Speaker 10>he's lost the music.

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<v Speaker 9>I'm sure there's plenty of that.

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<v Speaker 6>But like that spirit is like freedom. You know, that's

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<v Speaker 6>the like, yeah, fuck, I need Merle Haggard for my soul.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>And that's just gone.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, there's something about like.

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<v Speaker 3>And I think in a lot of these guys' minds,

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<v Speaker 3>there's this image of themselves driving a motorcycle with that

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<v Speaker 3>helmet on.

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<v Speaker 9>You know, like, I'm finally going to be cool. Like,

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<v Speaker 9>that's their heaven. Like, finally, I've learned how to drive

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<v Speaker 9>a motorcycle.

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<v Speaker 6>And Alex is wearing a shirt that says, if you're

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<v Speaker 6>reading this, my wife fell off.

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<v Speaker 9>Exactly. But it says the bitch fell off, but it

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<v Speaker 9>has like.

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<v Speaker 3>At and an exclamation point and like a star.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm saving my bitches for later. That'll make sense in

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<v Speaker 6>a little bit.

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<v Speaker 5>Hold on.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm saving my bitches for later!

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<v Speaker 7>Madam!

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<v Speaker 6>So Alex, he's really complaining a bunch about this editorial writer.

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<v Speaker 7>Sure.

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<v Speaker 10>And he says, no one will come on my show.

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<v Speaker 10>None of my critics will talk to me.

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<v Speaker 4>Every day we're going to pick one of these people.

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<v Speaker 4>People ask, it's a criticism. Why don't you have opposition on?

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<v Speaker 4>Why don't you have people with opposing views? Can't handle it.

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<v Speaker 4>They will not come on, none of them, because they

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<v Speaker 4>all just get talking points and regurgitate it over and

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<v Speaker 4>over and over again. And you read the article he wrote,

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<v Speaker 4>it's all whatever the PR boss of Hillary wrote weeks

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<v Speaker 4>ago that she put out in that alt-conservative speech. I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>it's written like a seventh grader. You know, talking about

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<v Speaker 4>some evil monster it saw under the bed or something, okay?

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<v Speaker 4>And so he comes back with, ha! That's all these

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<v Speaker 4>narcissists have.

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<v Speaker 5>Ha! Ha! A serious discussion. That's a good one. Ha, ha, ha.

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<v Speaker 6>I should clarify. Alex is reading an email exchange between

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<v Speaker 6>himself and the columnist.

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<v Speaker 9>And the columnist. response is, ha, ha, ha, ha.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. Okay. What a dumbass. So cowardly. This feels really sad.

1:09:36.080 --> 1:09:39.440
<v Speaker 10>It looks like Alex puffing his chest out and being

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<v Speaker 10>a big, strong boy, but anyone who's worked in any

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<v Speaker 10>kind of media before would ignore an email like that.

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<v Speaker 10>That reporter is making fun of Alex's invitation, and Alex

1:09:49.590 --> 1:09:52.270
<v Speaker 10>seems like he's getting pretty pissed off about it, which

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<v Speaker 10>comes off as very weak.

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<v Speaker 3>It sounds like something that North Korea would create about satire.

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<v Speaker 5>Ooh.

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<v Speaker 9>They would nail it. They would really hit this one

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<v Speaker 9>on the head.

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<v Speaker 6>Illegal.

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<v Speaker 10>So we've mentioned on the show before that Daria Alex's

1:10:07.180 --> 1:10:09.479
<v Speaker 10>assistant emailed us to say that Alex would come on

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<v Speaker 10>our show if we wanted him to but I want

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<v Speaker 10>to make one thing clear that invitation never went the

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<v Speaker 10>other direction He would never.

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<v Speaker 9>You actually.

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<v Speaker 3>No, this is a story that I'm finally willing to tell.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, shit.

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<v Speaker 7>No.

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<v Speaker 5>No.

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<v Speaker 9>He's up.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 9>This is real.

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<v Speaker 3>I said to Dan, Daria emailed us. I would like

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<v Speaker 3>to reply back, fuck you, die. And Dan said that

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<v Speaker 3>would not be professional.

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<v Speaker 9>To which I agree, but also, Daria... Fuck you, die.

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<v Speaker 10>I really think that she would know that that would

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<v Speaker 10>be our feeling, even without the response.

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<v Speaker 3>I think a lot of people would, I think, let

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<v Speaker 3>me say this to you about the world.

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<v Speaker 9>I think a lot of people know how.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel about a lot of shit, but I still

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<v Speaker 3>like telling you to fuck off.

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<v Speaker 6>That's fair.

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<v Speaker 9>Yes, that's fair. So there's that. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know if we ever would have gone on

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<v Speaker 6>if there was an invitation, but I just want to

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<v Speaker 6>be clear. It never... Like, he's saying none of his

1:11:16.250 --> 1:11:19.150
<v Speaker 6>critics would come on. There's a chance we might have.

1:11:19.590 --> 1:11:21.229
<v Speaker 6>I mean, we would have been... Like, you would have just.

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<v Speaker 9>It would have been a different time.

1:11:22.310 --> 1:11:22.600
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

1:11:22.990 --> 1:11:23.820
<v Speaker 9>But we also.

1:11:23.610 --> 1:11:26.140
<v Speaker 10>Didn't exist in 2016, so you can't be mad at

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<v Speaker 10>him for not inviting us.

1:11:28.020 --> 1:11:28.180
<v Speaker 3>Yep.

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<v Speaker 9>Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.

1:11:29.420 --> 1:11:32.439
<v Speaker 10>So Alex is also mad at Rachel Maddow, calls her

1:11:32.600 --> 1:11:34.140
<v Speaker 10>Chris Hayes, and it's a.

1:11:34.120 --> 1:11:37.729
<v Speaker 6>Bunch of dumb bullshit because... She made a joke on

1:11:37.770 --> 1:11:40.390
<v Speaker 6>her show about how Alex is selling selenium as a

1:11:40.430 --> 1:11:43.030
<v Speaker 6>cure for Zika. Sure. It's exhausting.

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<v Speaker 5>Zika?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 9>Oh, man, those were the days.

1:11:45.520 --> 1:11:45.880
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

1:11:46.080 --> 1:11:48.920
<v Speaker 9>Those were the days. Those big-headed children.

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<v Speaker 6>We were.

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<v Speaker 9>Oh, we haven't moved on?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm going to leave that there. So we now get

1:12:03.050 --> 1:12:05.930
<v Speaker 6>to the part of the show where it becomes clear

1:12:06.050 --> 1:12:09.470
<v Speaker 6>why I wanted to do this show in Atlanta. And

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<v Speaker 6>I hope you enjoy.

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<v Speaker 5>Continuing. It's called Ludicrous.

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<v Speaker 6>Boom!

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<v Speaker 5>Hillary, get out the way! Get out the way! Hillary,

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<v Speaker 5>get out the way! I'm not into vulgarity, but I

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<v Speaker 5>really want to do a music video with Ludicrous. And, uh, Bitch,

1:12:28.770 --> 1:12:31.650
<v Speaker 5>move out the way, because it really does detail it all.

1:12:31.689 --> 1:12:34.160
<v Speaker 4>I mean, just get out the way. Get out the way.

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<v Speaker 4>They'll get in your stretcher, have another seizure, whatever it

1:12:37.600 --> 1:12:41.200
<v Speaker 4>is you do with Uma, and just sail off across

1:12:41.220 --> 1:12:44.969
<v Speaker 4>the pus-filled ocean of green globules that you so love.

1:12:46.229 --> 1:12:49.150
<v Speaker 4>And just leave us alone. We don't want to be poor.

1:12:49.189 --> 1:12:50.129
<v Speaker 4>We don't want to be stupid.

1:12:50.490 --> 1:12:52.490
<v Speaker 5>We don't want to be controlled by you. We want

1:12:52.530 --> 1:12:55.480
<v Speaker 5>fast cars. We want guns. We want private property. We

1:12:55.520 --> 1:13:00.439
<v Speaker 5>want America. Get out the way. Get out the way! Ugh!

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<v Speaker 8>Bah!

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<v Speaker 5>Wait.

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<v Speaker 9>What was that last word? Bah!

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<v Speaker 6>It was just exasperation, I think.

1:13:09.250 --> 1:13:12.790
<v Speaker 5>Bah! Move, bitch!

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<v Speaker 9>I can see why.

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<v Speaker 5>I want guns.

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<v Speaker 3>At no point in time did Ludacris go like, what

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<v Speaker 3>does Alex think about while I'm writing this?

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<v Speaker 6>I don't think it was, yeah. Yeah, and I think Ludacris, obviously,

1:13:31.439 --> 1:13:34.340
<v Speaker 6>probably too busy filming. Was Crash in 2016? I don't know.

1:13:34.360 --> 1:13:36.420
<v Speaker 6>Was Crash in 2016 the great, I'm sorry?

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<v Speaker 9>Did you say 2005?

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<v Speaker 6>I gotta go.

1:13:47.280 --> 1:13:51.260
<v Speaker 9>Time is not... Here's the thing about answers to this question.

1:13:51.300 --> 1:13:54.480
<v Speaker 9>We have 2004, we have 2005. Doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 3>Both of those make me feel like I'm about to die.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm on the edge of death.

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<v Speaker 9>That's too long ago.

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<v Speaker 6>You're an old tree. So Alex likes Ludacris.

1:14:08.040 --> 1:14:08.590
<v Speaker 5>Who doesn't?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah!

1:14:10.140 --> 1:14:12.759
<v Speaker 10>Welcome to Atlanta, where the play is played. That's Jermaine

1:14:12.780 --> 1:14:16.570
<v Speaker 10>Dupri in the chorus of Welcome to Atlanta. Here's my

1:14:16.630 --> 1:14:18.070
<v Speaker 10>feeling about Welcome to Atlanta.

1:14:18.110 --> 1:14:21.309
<v Speaker 9>Yeah? What is your... This is the question that everybody's

1:14:21.330 --> 1:14:23.170
<v Speaker 9>here for. What is your feeling about.

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<v Speaker 6>Welcome to Atlanta?

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<v Speaker 10>The All Cities remix is better, but worse. Ludacris' version,

1:14:30.030 --> 1:14:33.490
<v Speaker 10>the Welcome to Atlanta version, is very strong. But the

1:14:33.560 --> 1:14:36.680
<v Speaker 10>All Cities remix has Murphy Lee and the St. Lunatics,

1:14:37.300 --> 1:14:39.540
<v Speaker 10>and it includes one of my favorite lyrics of all time,

1:14:39.979 --> 1:14:42.060
<v Speaker 10>I'm so St. Louis, you can ask my tattooist.

1:14:42.400 --> 1:14:42.960
<v Speaker 5>Yeah!

1:14:45.300 --> 1:14:47.250
<v Speaker 6>It was like in The Waterboy, and they said, you

1:14:47.310 --> 1:14:48.310
<v Speaker 6>can do it!

1:14:48.630 --> 1:14:49.589
<v Speaker 9>Back to Rob Schneider.

1:14:49.950 --> 1:14:54.790
<v Speaker 6>Can't argue. Yeah. So anyway, Ludacris welcomed us to Atlanta.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes.

1:14:55.470 --> 1:14:57.890
<v Speaker 6>Told us about the big, off the heezy, the big

1:14:57.950 --> 1:14:58.849
<v Speaker 6>one tweezy. True.

1:14:58.910 --> 1:15:01.920
<v Speaker 10>All the great strip clubs. Again, that's Jermaine Dupri's lyrics.

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<v Speaker 10>You don't actually like Ludacris.

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<v Speaker 5>No.

1:15:05.380 --> 1:15:05.440
<v Speaker 8>No.

1:15:06.689 --> 1:15:09.050
<v Speaker 3>You like the Fast and the Furious films like the

1:15:09.110 --> 1:15:09.770
<v Speaker 3>rest of us.

1:15:10.270 --> 1:15:12.820
<v Speaker 6>No, I like Luda. I enjoy him. He's got a

1:15:12.820 --> 1:15:15.580
<v Speaker 6>good sense of humor. Anyway, Alex Lowe.

1:15:15.640 --> 1:15:16.559
<v Speaker 9>Are you dating him?

1:15:18.080 --> 1:15:30.690
<v Speaker 6>He's thoughtful. He remembers anniversaries. So Alex is really thinking

1:15:30.750 --> 1:15:33.510
<v Speaker 6>about this ludicrous song. He's a love and move bitch.

1:15:33.689 --> 1:15:36.960
<v Speaker 6>He's feeling it. He pontificates.

1:15:37.300 --> 1:15:37.800
<v Speaker 5>I'll be honest.

1:15:40.390 --> 1:15:42.349
<v Speaker 4>I don't listen to a lot of hip-hop and rap,

1:15:42.390 --> 1:15:44.030
<v Speaker 4>but when it's good, it's good. Some of it is

1:15:44.050 --> 1:15:46.090
<v Speaker 4>totally mindless, just like most rock and roller stuff, but

1:15:46.110 --> 1:15:48.610
<v Speaker 4>I tell you, there's some good stuff out there.

1:15:48.630 --> 1:15:49.790
<v Speaker 5>It just came to me a few months ago. I

1:15:49.810 --> 1:15:51.150
<v Speaker 5>hadn't heard it in over a decade.

1:15:51.330 --> 1:15:55.470
<v Speaker 4>That particular ludicrous song, Bitch, Move Out the Way, is

1:15:55.490 --> 1:15:55.970
<v Speaker 4>the way to go.

1:15:56.570 --> 1:15:59.509
<v Speaker 5>I mean, it's just everybody gets it. Move out the way.

1:15:59.530 --> 1:16:03.670
<v Speaker 4>I mean, I'm going down the highway, at least 100.

1:16:03.670 --> 1:16:06.650
<v Speaker 4>You're doing 50. In fact, it hit me this morning.

1:16:08.270 --> 1:16:13.030
<v Speaker 4>It hit me this morning. Winston Smith being tortured in

1:16:13.050 --> 1:16:17.710
<v Speaker 4>the allegory of 1984 by O'Brien at the Ministry of

1:16:17.750 --> 1:16:19.590
<v Speaker 4>Love where they torture you to death.

1:16:21.189 --> 1:16:22.040
<v Speaker 5>Winston says the.

1:16:21.939 --> 1:16:23.700
<v Speaker 4>Ability to be free is to be able to say

1:16:23.700 --> 1:16:25.160
<v Speaker 4>2 plus 2 equals 4.

1:16:25.160 --> 1:16:27.000
<v Speaker 5>And O'Brien goes, you're absolutely damn right it is.

1:16:27.020 --> 1:16:29.019
<v Speaker 4>By the time we screw your brain up and turn

1:16:29.040 --> 1:16:30.580
<v Speaker 4>you into a mindless idiot, you won't be able to

1:16:31.060 --> 1:16:32.300
<v Speaker 4>even have a coherent thought.

1:16:34.380 --> 1:16:35.089
<v Speaker 5>But it's beyond that.

1:16:36.430 --> 1:16:44.520
<v Speaker 4>People that drive in the fast lane, the ability to

1:16:44.689 --> 1:16:48.240
<v Speaker 4>only drive in the fast lane when you're passing is civilization.

1:16:49.380 --> 1:16:51.939
<v Speaker 4>If I drive by the people, it'll be doing 55

1:16:51.939 --> 1:16:53.769
<v Speaker 4>in a 70.

1:16:53.770 --> 1:16:56.340
<v Speaker 5>In the fast lane, with three, four lanes of traffic.

1:16:56.600 --> 1:17:00.519
<v Speaker 4>I'm having to drive in the slow lane because they're

1:17:00.580 --> 1:17:02.580
<v Speaker 4>in the fast lane, and I look at them, and

1:17:02.620 --> 1:17:04.950
<v Speaker 4>they always look completely blitzed.

1:17:04.729 --> 1:17:05.130
<v Speaker 5>Out of their mind.

1:17:05.170 --> 1:17:06.130
<v Speaker 8>No, I understand.

1:17:08.050 --> 1:17:12.060
<v Speaker 5>Old white guy, Hispanic lady, black lady, I don't care. What?

1:17:12.260 --> 1:17:12.720
<v Speaker 5>And they're just.

1:17:13.640 --> 1:17:16.140
<v Speaker 4>I mean, they have no idea what planet they're on.

1:17:16.160 --> 1:17:18.040
<v Speaker 4>And I'm telling you, it's a good thing the drivers

1:17:18.120 --> 1:17:20.300
<v Speaker 4>are in the fast lane. They think, oh, there's an

1:17:20.420 --> 1:17:22.759
<v Speaker 4>open lane over there. I'm just going to go drive

1:17:22.840 --> 1:17:24.780
<v Speaker 4>over into that. I wish the police, and I'm not

1:17:24.820 --> 1:17:29.099
<v Speaker 4>into giving tickets and stuff like that. I want $ 1, 000

1:17:28.220 --> 1:17:32.190
<v Speaker 4>fines if you are in the fast lane and you're

1:17:32.229 --> 1:17:36.850
<v Speaker 4>not passing. I want $ 1, 000 fines. In fact, I want

1:17:36.870 --> 1:17:42.610
<v Speaker 4>you arrested because you are spiritually getting in the way.

1:17:44.200 --> 1:17:44.910
<v Speaker 6>Behind me, Satan!

1:17:46.010 --> 1:17:46.270
<v Speaker 7>Wow.

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<v Speaker 6>Is that something? That started with Ludacris.

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<v Speaker 9>Here's what I see. Here's what I see.

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<v Speaker 3>What I see in my head right now is a

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<v Speaker 3>situation where we're full-on Apocalypse Now-ing with Ludacris in the fucking.

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<v Speaker 9>And Alex Jones is just.

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<v Speaker 5>Like, Oh, man!

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<v Speaker 6>You don't understand.

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<v Speaker 9>Move, bitch. Get out the way.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like a whole fucking universe that you're explaining.

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<v Speaker 9>That's expanding my mind, bitch.

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<v Speaker 3>Get out the way, because getting out of the way

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<v Speaker 3>is what all the stuff is, man.

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<v Speaker 9>It's all in the way, man.

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<v Speaker 10>You should be arrested if you don't follow Ludacris' rules.

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<v Speaker 3>And then Luda is like, I am at a strip club.

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<v Speaker 3>End of the song story.

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<v Speaker 6>Sir, you're under arrest. What did I do?

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<v Speaker 3>No, man, it's all about getting out of the way

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<v Speaker 3>if you're a bitch, man.

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<v Speaker 10>No, I'm sorry, you did not check what her fantasy was.

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<v Speaker 6>You're doing five years for that. You did not lick

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<v Speaker 6>from the head to the toes.

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<v Speaker 9>You gotta accept the sentence.

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<v Speaker 10>So, I thought Alex was a libertarian type, but he

1:18:58.330 --> 1:19:01.410
<v Speaker 10>wants you to get arrested for, like, crimes against civilization

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<v Speaker 10>if you drive in the passing light.

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<v Speaker 5>Sure.

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<v Speaker 10>As somebody who's recently got into driving as an adult,

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<v Speaker 10>I get what Alex is saying.

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<v Speaker 9>Get out the way, bitch!

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<v Speaker 10>But I have a hard time relating to how angry

1:19:17.680 --> 1:19:20.639
<v Speaker 10>he is about it. Sure, you're not supposed to drive

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<v Speaker 10>slow in the passing lane, and it can be dangerous,

1:19:22.780 --> 1:19:26.210
<v Speaker 10>but there's already laws about that. I get what Alex

1:19:26.290 --> 1:19:29.209
<v Speaker 10>is meaning to say, and I've said something similar recently.

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<v Speaker 6>It's an idea about how traffic is a fascinating.

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<v Speaker 10>Microcosm of life, where everyone's working together to achieve the

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<v Speaker 10>same goal, going where you're going.

1:19:39.530 --> 1:19:40.320
<v Speaker 6>We aren't all going to.

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<v Speaker 10>The same place, but we're all driving on the roads

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<v Speaker 10>because we're trying to get somewhere. And you getting to

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<v Speaker 10>where you're going safely and efficiently makes it easier for

1:19:48.020 --> 1:19:51.740
<v Speaker 10>me to get where I'm going safely and efficiently. Following

1:19:51.780 --> 1:19:53.689
<v Speaker 10>the rules of the road is the best system to

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<v Speaker 10>get people where they're going. So when someone doesn't follow

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<v Speaker 10>the rules of the road, it feels like antisocial behavior.

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<v Speaker 6>All of that's fine.

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<v Speaker 10>And metaphorically, I get the point Alex is making about

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<v Speaker 10>civilization and the fast lanes. Where it falls apart, though,

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<v Speaker 10>is that it doesn't feel like Alex remembers he's making

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<v Speaker 10>a metaphor.

1:20:13.189 --> 1:20:15.670
<v Speaker 9>No, he's very directly and literally mad about this.

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<v Speaker 6>It just seems like he's mad about traffic.

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<v Speaker 9>He's mad about traffic!

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<v Speaker 6>The other problem is that the metaphor doesn't really work

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<v Speaker 6>well in broad applications. For example, the rules of the

1:20:24.890 --> 1:20:27.450
<v Speaker 6>road are important because there were only, like, three lanes

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<v Speaker 6>in a particular road. To make sure that everyone can

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<v Speaker 6>use them.

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<v Speaker 10>Effectively, you can't block one of the roads and someone

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<v Speaker 10>needs to pass a slow car.

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<v Speaker 6>But, like, life doesn't work that way. There aren't three lanes.

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<v Speaker 6>There are no rules of the road because we're not

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<v Speaker 6>on the same road.

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<v Speaker 3>That's accidentally the deepest thing you've ever said in your

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<v Speaker 3>entire life.

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<v Speaker 9>There's no rules of the road because we're not all

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<v Speaker 9>on the same road. That's some Dr.

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<v Speaker 6>Drew shit right there.

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<v Speaker 10>Flaxo Smith Klein paid me to say that. So I

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<v Speaker 10>get basically what's going on here and I love it.

1:21:04.770 --> 1:21:07.750
<v Speaker 10>And it speaks to the Alex that I miss. Alex

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<v Speaker 10>remembered the Ludacris song, and he had a thought about

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<v Speaker 10>how he could apply those lyrics to his own shit.

1:21:13.790 --> 1:21:16.730
<v Speaker 10>It's a dumb thought, but he can't get over how

1:21:16.790 --> 1:21:19.299
<v Speaker 10>deep it feels to him, so it becomes something of

1:21:19.340 --> 1:21:22.599
<v Speaker 10>an obsession, which ends up being fueled by people making

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<v Speaker 10>memes of him yelling Ludacris lyrics.

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<v Speaker 6>It's amazing.

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<v Speaker 9>It's a great cycle.

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<v Speaker 6>It's kind of fun.

1:21:28.260 --> 1:21:34.440
<v Speaker 9>Yeah. It is the circle of life, in a way.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

1:21:36.330 --> 1:21:40.480
<v Speaker 6>And that's really why meditating on this is really, it's

1:21:40.530 --> 1:21:44.420
<v Speaker 6>so much more appropriate than Alex's last day on air,

1:21:44.620 --> 1:21:44.900
<v Speaker 6>you know?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>This is, I don't want to say that this is

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<v Speaker 3>like accidentally meaningful.

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<v Speaker 6>I didn't accidentally make this episode.

1:21:59.160 --> 1:22:01.120
<v Speaker 3>I meant something that Alex said, but you know what?

1:22:01.380 --> 1:22:07.020
<v Speaker 3>I take it back. You're correct. This is unpurposefully meaningful.

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<v Speaker 6>What was Alex's accidentally meaningful thing?

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<v Speaker 9>I just think bitches should get out of the way.

1:22:13.050 --> 1:22:13.770
<v Speaker 5>Whoa!

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<v Speaker 10>So, Alex has a feeling, and that is that this

1:22:20.870 --> 1:22:23.150
<v Speaker 10>ludicrous song is basically like the Bible.

1:22:23.410 --> 1:22:23.599
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>And I think that's... It's not unlike the Bible.

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<v Speaker 9>The parable of the talents, you know?

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<v Speaker 3>You give a guy ten talents, and then he gets

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<v Speaker 3>ten bitches out the way.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>Right?

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<v Speaker 3>You give a guy three talents, but he can't get

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<v Speaker 3>ten bitches out the way.

1:22:38.290 --> 1:22:40.930
<v Speaker 9>You only gave him three talents. So he needs to

1:22:40.950 --> 1:22:43.150
<v Speaker 9>go to the strip club again. Suge Knight is there.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know why.

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<v Speaker 9>Jesus is a weird dude in my Bible, but whatever.

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<v Speaker 6>You know what I say to the guy with three talents?

1:22:49.010 --> 1:22:49.230
<v Speaker 5>What?

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<v Speaker 6>Roll out! So anyway, Ludacris is like the Bible.

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<v Speaker 9>Boom.

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<v Speaker 5>That Ludacris song is almost a Bible study. I'm not kidding.

1:23:00.600 --> 1:23:02.060
<v Speaker 5>It's like holy text.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe you could, like, play that song to Rachel Maddow

1:23:07.689 --> 1:23:11.559
<v Speaker 4>at Camp X-Ray, and she would, after the 50,000 times

1:23:11.600 --> 1:23:12.780
<v Speaker 4>she heard it, finally get it.

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<v Speaker 5>We want you to move out the way.

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<v Speaker 9>Move out the way. Move out the way.

1:23:16.640 --> 1:23:18.230
<v Speaker 5>You got it? Move out the way.

1:23:18.240 --> 1:23:21.260
<v Speaker 6>We want people to move out of the way. It

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<v Speaker 6>seems a little sacrilegious to say that the lyrics of move,

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<v Speaker 6>bitch are almost a Bible study.

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<v Speaker 3>I appreciate the concept of like a Wizard of Oz

1:23:32.420 --> 1:23:34.810
<v Speaker 3>where the Wicked Witch is like, nobody's ever.

1:23:34.689 --> 1:23:38.250
<v Speaker 9>Said move, bitch, get out the way! And then melts.

1:23:39.890 --> 1:23:42.310
<v Speaker 6>Oh, it's my kryptonite. Someone yell and move.

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<v Speaker 9>Maddow has no chance.

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<v Speaker 6>So here are some of the lyrics that I think

1:23:46.150 --> 1:23:47.150
<v Speaker 6>wouldn't be in the Bible.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, let's hear it.

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<v Speaker 6>Which ones? I'm doing 100 on the highway, so you

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<v Speaker 6>do the speed limit, get the fuck out of my way.

1:23:55.939 --> 1:23:59.170
<v Speaker 6>I'm DUI, hardly ever caught sober, and you're about to

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<v Speaker 6>get run the fuck over. Sure.

1:24:02.720 --> 1:24:05.800
<v Speaker 3>See, this is somebody who has not read the Proverbs

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<v Speaker 3>when King Solomon himself said that whenever.

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<v Speaker 9>You've got a carriage of motherfuckers....

1:24:16.950 --> 1:24:18.850
<v Speaker 6>My horse is drunk! Drinking.

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<v Speaker 9>Drinking communion wine?

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<v Speaker 8>I don't know.

1:24:21.170 --> 1:24:21.890
<v Speaker 9>It's too late now.

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<v Speaker 6>So here's another lyric.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, let's go.

1:24:23.710 --> 1:24:26.610
<v Speaker 6>Young and successful, a sex symbol. Now bitches want me

1:24:26.630 --> 1:24:27.190
<v Speaker 6>to fuck them.

1:24:27.330 --> 1:24:28.290
<v Speaker 4>True, true.

1:24:28.550 --> 1:24:31.620
<v Speaker 6>Hold up, wait up shorty. Uh-oh, what's up? Getting my

1:24:31.660 --> 1:24:32.259
<v Speaker 6>dick sucked.

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<v Speaker 9>You're right. Ludicrous is one of the great bullets of

1:24:36.820 --> 1:24:37.220
<v Speaker 9>our age.

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<v Speaker 6>That was not ludicrous.

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<v Speaker 10>That line doesn't feel very biblical, particularly because it was

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<v Speaker 10>delivered by featured artist and convicted rapist Mystical.

1:24:45.890 --> 1:24:46.130
<v Speaker 7>Hmm.

1:24:47.140 --> 1:24:50.240
<v Speaker 10>Who pled guilty to sexual battery and extortion charges about

1:24:50.280 --> 1:24:52.180
<v Speaker 10>a year after this song came out, which is a

1:24:52.280 --> 1:24:54.820
<v Speaker 10>decade before Alex is talking about it on air here.

1:24:55.400 --> 1:24:56.580
<v Speaker 6>Anyway, it's like a Bible study.

1:24:56.860 --> 1:24:59.700
<v Speaker 5>Wow. Wow. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 9>There's a lot of fucked up people in the Bible. No,

1:25:02.520 --> 1:25:07.120
<v Speaker 9>that's true. Thank you for confirming that.

1:25:07.140 --> 1:25:10.560
<v Speaker 6>You know what? You know when you get right down

1:25:10.620 --> 1:25:10.910
<v Speaker 6>to it?

1:25:10.920 --> 1:25:11.969
<v Speaker 9>When you get right down to it.

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<v Speaker 6>Mystical, yeah.

1:25:14.220 --> 1:25:14.300
<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

1:25:15.080 --> 1:25:17.970
<v Speaker 6>He's right there. He fits in.

1:25:17.990 --> 1:25:19.250
<v Speaker 9>Do you know what's crazy about him?

1:25:19.290 --> 1:25:20.450
<v Speaker 6>He's mystical.

1:25:22.390 --> 1:25:25.270
<v Speaker 9>He's mystical after my own heart, if you will. I

1:25:25.290 --> 1:25:26.650
<v Speaker 9>think that's... Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>All right.

1:25:27.930 --> 1:25:31.060
<v Speaker 10>So we go on a bit, and Alex is just

1:25:31.640 --> 1:25:35.640
<v Speaker 10>complaining and whining about Rachel Maddow complaining about him.

1:25:35.920 --> 1:25:38.300
<v Speaker 6>Sure. And then complaining about all of these.

1:25:38.820 --> 1:25:43.920
<v Speaker 10>Like, the editorial columnist who's complaining about him... And for

1:25:43.979 --> 1:25:47.510
<v Speaker 10>some reason, he decides to keep reading that rejection email.

1:25:47.750 --> 1:25:50.590
<v Speaker 9>I like that. Let's get personal.

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<v Speaker 6>It's so sad.

1:25:52.370 --> 1:25:54.769
<v Speaker 5>So he sends us this email back. We're very nice.

1:25:54.790 --> 1:25:56.310
<v Speaker 5>We said we'd like to have you on. This is

1:25:56.330 --> 1:25:57.610
<v Speaker 5>just an hour ago. He says, ha!

1:25:58.290 --> 1:26:00.680
<v Speaker 4>Well, first off, I got laughed at. I'm back in

1:26:00.689 --> 1:26:03.200
<v Speaker 4>junior high. I'm going to go cry to my mommy.

1:26:03.220 --> 1:26:05.080
<v Speaker 4>The other kids at the playground laughed at me.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, boy.

1:26:06.760 --> 1:26:07.140
<v Speaker 3>Ha!

1:26:07.600 --> 1:26:09.920
<v Speaker 5>Oh, that's very intellectual. Ha!

1:26:09.960 --> 1:26:10.030
<v Speaker 8>Ha!

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<v Speaker 5>A serious discussion? That's a good one.

1:26:13.950 --> 1:26:17.010
<v Speaker 6>So yeah, he's reading this email from a guy who's like,

1:26:17.050 --> 1:26:19.290
<v Speaker 6>I don't want to talk to you. And it just makes,

1:26:19.350 --> 1:26:20.590
<v Speaker 6>it bums me out.

1:26:22.430 --> 1:26:25.689
<v Speaker 10>It seems, it's so obvious in hindsight how desperate he

1:26:25.770 --> 1:26:27.309
<v Speaker 10>is for this guy to talk more about him.

1:26:27.350 --> 1:26:27.510
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

1:26:27.950 --> 1:26:30.150
<v Speaker 6>And to me, I just was like, oh God, poor guy,

1:26:30.290 --> 1:26:32.889
<v Speaker 6>poor Alex. This looks just like a tantrum.

1:26:35.870 --> 1:26:36.390
<v Speaker 5>Anyway.

1:26:36.450 --> 1:26:37.510
<v Speaker 9>I'm not going to lie to you.

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<v Speaker 3>I think when I look back at his career- In

1:26:41.310 --> 1:26:45.000
<v Speaker 3>our time together, a lot of what he's done seems

1:26:45.040 --> 1:26:45.760
<v Speaker 3>like a tantrum.

1:26:46.080 --> 1:26:46.639
<v Speaker 5>It's true.

1:26:47.720 --> 1:26:48.580
<v Speaker 9>I would even go.

1:26:48.439 --> 1:26:54.150
<v Speaker 3>So far as to say most, if not all, of

1:26:54.210 --> 1:26:57.509
<v Speaker 3>his life is a tantrum of one form or another.

1:26:57.530 --> 1:27:01.270
<v Speaker 10>Yeah, we've spent about nine years documenting a baby throwing

1:27:01.310 --> 1:27:01.610
<v Speaker 10>a fit.

1:27:10.260 --> 1:27:14.639
<v Speaker 9>So two things, two things about that. One, most babies

1:27:14.700 --> 1:27:15.660
<v Speaker 9>don't have beards.

1:27:15.979 --> 1:27:16.939
<v Speaker 5>True. Two.

1:27:16.960 --> 1:27:21.260
<v Speaker 6>Alex's beard is shit. I've seen babies with better beards.

1:27:24.640 --> 1:27:24.880
<v Speaker 5>Like me.

1:27:27.780 --> 1:27:31.490
<v Speaker 9>Can't beat that. I don't need to.

1:27:31.810 --> 1:27:33.530
<v Speaker 10>So the rest of the show is kind of dull,

1:27:33.610 --> 1:27:36.510
<v Speaker 10>and to be blunt with you, I lost interest. So

1:27:36.570 --> 1:27:40.470
<v Speaker 10>much whining, so much advertising masquerading as content, and so

1:27:40.510 --> 1:27:43.490
<v Speaker 10>much desperate begging for the media to fight with him.

1:27:44.120 --> 1:27:45.540
<v Speaker 6>A man can only take so much.

1:27:46.420 --> 1:27:48.780
<v Speaker 10>The truth is that the episode peaked when Alex yelled

1:27:48.840 --> 1:27:51.560
<v Speaker 10>ludicrous lyrics, and we weren't going to be able to

1:27:51.600 --> 1:27:55.690
<v Speaker 10>find greener pastures after that. We all remember Alex yelling

1:27:55.770 --> 1:27:58.719
<v Speaker 10>move bitch about Hillary Clinton and how it became a meme.

1:27:59.160 --> 1:28:01.860
<v Speaker 6>But what's interesting to realize is that when he did

1:28:01.920 --> 1:28:05.059
<v Speaker 6>this bit on this show on September 9th, 2016, it

1:28:05.720 --> 1:28:08.439
<v Speaker 6>had no impact. No one cared.

1:28:09.200 --> 1:28:13.460
<v Speaker 10>But then on October 4th, Julian Assange announced that he

1:28:13.520 --> 1:28:16.520
<v Speaker 10>was gonna be doing a live stream from Berlin and

1:28:16.640 --> 1:28:18.799
<v Speaker 10>Alex decided to do an all night stream to cover

1:28:18.860 --> 1:28:20.560
<v Speaker 10>it because he thought it was gonna be a big

1:28:20.620 --> 1:28:24.440
<v Speaker 10>reveal of all of Hillary's crimes and emails. Maybe Roger

1:28:24.460 --> 1:28:27.660
<v Speaker 10>put that idea in his head, who knows? The stream

1:28:27.680 --> 1:28:30.120
<v Speaker 10>was an epic disaster, and we covered it on episode

1:28:30.120 --> 1:28:31.969
<v Speaker 10>135 of our podcast.

1:28:31.990 --> 1:28:32.550
<v Speaker 7>Oh my god.

1:28:33.350 --> 1:28:35.970
<v Speaker 10>Alex just gets madder and more disappointed as the night

1:28:36.010 --> 1:28:37.670
<v Speaker 10>goes on, realizing.

1:28:37.229 --> 1:28:39.670
<v Speaker 6>That Assange was just doing a stream to celebrate the

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<v Speaker 6>10th anniversary. of WikiLeaks. On that stream, at about 4.30

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<v Speaker 6>in the morning, Alex.

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<v Speaker 10>Was entirely out of gas and pulled the ludicrous bit

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<v Speaker 10>out to kill a little time when Owen Schroyer was

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<v Speaker 10>being really.

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<v Speaker 6>Boring as a co-host.

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<v Speaker 9>Oh my god, he was so bad.

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<v Speaker 6>And that time, it worked.

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<v Speaker 10>People put memes together of Alex singing Ludacris, and possibly

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<v Speaker 10>as a way of trying to pretend that they weren't

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<v Speaker 10>all super disappointed by Alex being very wrong about Assange's.

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<v Speaker 6>Stream, Infowars pushed it hard.

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<v Speaker 10>It was the best meme, and it really captured the

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<v Speaker 10>spirit of the Trump movement in the days before the

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<v Speaker 10>2016 election. And I thought there was a small irony

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<v Speaker 10>to the fact that Alex went viral doing the ludicrous

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<v Speaker 10>thing a month after he did the same thing and

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<v Speaker 10>no one cared. But there's a deeper irony here and

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<v Speaker 10>a deeper story. And that is that I can pinpoint

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<v Speaker 10>for you the exact moment when Alex decided that he

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<v Speaker 10>was going to do this ludicrous bid. On August 25th, 2016,

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<v Speaker 10>about two weeks before Alex first discovered Ludacris' biblical song

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<v Speaker 10>and decided to yell some of the lyrics, he had

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<v Speaker 10>the proudest boy of them all, Rambo Joe Biggs, on

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<v Speaker 10>his show.

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<v Speaker 9>Can I just say, before we hear this clip, you're

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<v Speaker 9>the fucking devil.

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<v Speaker 3>You're the fucking devil. I hope nobody follows me.

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<v Speaker 10>So Joe Biggs, he was on the show, and they

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<v Speaker 10>were talking about some of the new videos that he

1:30:16.110 --> 1:30:19.210
<v Speaker 10>had put out. In the process of describing some of

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<v Speaker 10>the memes that Joe was ripping off, they had this conversation.

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<v Speaker 6>Hmm.

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<v Speaker 4>I have been spending hours at night during the day

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<v Speaker 4>almost getting nothing done now just trying to watch what

1:30:28.350 --> 1:30:28.890
<v Speaker 4>you guys did.

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<v Speaker 6>It's all so informative and so entertaining.

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<v Speaker 8>One of the craziest, my favorite video, it's not that long,

1:30:34.880 --> 1:30:38.679
<v Speaker 8>but it's Black Lives, Could Care Less About Black Lives.

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<v Speaker 4>We're going to get to that in a minute, but

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<v Speaker 4>first I want to just point out that you have

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<v Speaker 4>won a Thug Life Award. And for folks that don't

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<v Speaker 4>know what these are, tell them.

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<v Speaker 5>Tell the listeners.

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<v Speaker 8>So it's whenever you basically do something that's pretty awesome.

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<v Speaker 8>You essentially just have to drop the mic and walk

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<v Speaker 8>away because you just did something so epic.

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<v Speaker 5>And then they started making these.

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<v Speaker 8>Videos where it's like sideways hat drops on your forehead

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<v Speaker 8>and big glasses with diamonds and like a joint and

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<v Speaker 8>a machine.

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<v Speaker 6>Gun in your hand.

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<v Speaker 5>And they play like some Dr.

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<v Speaker 9>Dre song in the background.

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<v Speaker 5>I think it's ludicrous.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>The point is, get out the way.

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<v Speaker 4>In fact, okay, here's the short clip, and then we'll

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<v Speaker 4>play the actual clip first.

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<v Speaker 7>Here it is.

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<v Speaker 8>If I go to Mexico right now illegally, without citizenship,

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<v Speaker 8>and I don't have a passport, I will go to jail. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 8>and then if you're illegal here, you should go to

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<v Speaker 8>jail or be deported. Okay, I'm waiting for somebody to

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<v Speaker 8>put me in jail now. Well, Donald Trump's going to

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<v Speaker 8>do it. Stay tuned for more reports at Infowars.com. I'm

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<v Speaker 8>Joe Biggs.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, now let's get serious and get back to

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<v Speaker 5>the clips.

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<v Speaker 9>Let's get serious.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, so it's pretty easy to see what happened here.

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<v Speaker 10>Joe Biggs was getting a little bit of hip-hop street cred,

1:31:55.140 --> 1:31:58.060
<v Speaker 10>and Alex wanted a piece of that for himself. He

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<v Speaker 10>thought the cool song that kids were making memes to

1:32:01.430 --> 1:32:04.470
<v Speaker 10>was ludicrous, so that song got stuck in his head,

1:32:04.770 --> 1:32:06.830
<v Speaker 10>which led to him ranting about how the show is

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<v Speaker 10>a Bible study. No one cared, but when his brain

1:32:10.320 --> 1:32:12.490
<v Speaker 10>was almost turned off in the middle of the night,

1:32:12.550 --> 1:32:15.370
<v Speaker 10>he pulled that bit out one more time, and that

1:32:15.410 --> 1:32:17.720
<v Speaker 10>time it stuck, and it became a meme, and he

1:32:17.760 --> 1:32:21.019
<v Speaker 10>made a lot of money off it. So the lesson here, Jordan,

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<v Speaker 10>is never give up on your hacky bits. History is

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<v Speaker 10>gonna remember that Alex had a ludicrous meme in the

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<v Speaker 10>days before the 2016 election, but they are gonna forget.

1:32:37.530 --> 1:32:40.750
<v Speaker 6>The false start he had on September 9th. They're gonna

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<v Speaker 6>forget the time that he stole the idea from one

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<v Speaker 6>of his dipshit employees doing a meme about a different song,

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<v Speaker 6>and then that guy exited, overthrew the government.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>First things first, the best advice I ever gave myself

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<v Speaker 3>was give up on your hacky bits.

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<v Speaker 6>So that was a good one.

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<v Speaker 3>And second, you know, sometimes I think about our show

1:33:04.360 --> 1:33:06.019
<v Speaker 3>and I look back on it and I think of

1:33:06.120 --> 1:33:09.769
<v Speaker 3>us more as like a strange.

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<v Speaker 9>Like, butterfly effect time travel show.

1:33:14.000 --> 1:33:16.880
<v Speaker 3>Like, if you go through any of our episodes and pick, like,

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<v Speaker 3>a weird moment and just go, like, what if I

1:33:19.540 --> 1:33:22.439
<v Speaker 3>went back in time and just stopped that shit?

1:33:22.860 --> 1:33:24.630
<v Speaker 9>And was just like, no, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't get to say, move, bitch, get out the way tonight.

1:33:29.950 --> 1:33:33.519
<v Speaker 9>You know? And then what world would we live in?

1:33:33.610 --> 1:33:36.349
<v Speaker 3>What different world would we live in if somebody just

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<v Speaker 3>stopped Alex from saying, move, bitch, get out of the

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<v Speaker 3>way tonight?

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<v Speaker 9>That night.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, there's so many demarcation points where the future

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<v Speaker 3>turned to shit, and it's probably all your fault for

1:33:48.760 --> 1:33:50.979
<v Speaker 3>not fucking Alex Jones up.

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<v Speaker 9>That's my point.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, you know, it's hard to argue, but I will.

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<v Speaker 9>Fair enough.

1:33:57.920 --> 1:34:01.770
<v Speaker 6>I will say that I don't know if him doing

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<v Speaker 6>move bitch memes.

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<v Speaker 9>Maybe there are more consequential things. Maybe there are more

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<v Speaker 9>consequential things.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes.

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<v Speaker 9>This wasn't the inflection point. Oh, are you going to

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<v Speaker 9>outlaw sarcasm?

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<v Speaker 8>Oh, shit.

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<v Speaker 6>You got me again. So, yeah, that brings us to

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<v Speaker 6>the end of these here clips. We've enjoyed Alex discovering

1:34:25.650 --> 1:34:29.420
<v Speaker 6>Ludacris and finding out the truth of How it actually happened.

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<v Speaker 5>Amazing.

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<v Speaker 6>What a ride. What fun.

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<v Speaker 9>It is a ride. It is fun. You know, I

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<v Speaker 9>think a lot of our shows, here's.

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<v Speaker 3>The fun thing about our live shows, is that the

1:34:39.860 --> 1:34:42.620
<v Speaker 3>two of us do not know when we're going to end.

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<v Speaker 6>Nope. Not at all.

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<v Speaker 3>Every single live show we have done, we have both

1:34:47.810 --> 1:34:49.510
<v Speaker 3>looked at each other once the clips have done, we've

1:34:49.530 --> 1:34:51.710
<v Speaker 3>kind of kept talking, we've looked at each other, and

1:34:51.750 --> 1:34:52.630
<v Speaker 3>both of us have been.

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<v Speaker 6>Like, is it time yet?

1:34:53.770 --> 1:34:53.850
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 9>Neither of us know. Neither of us know.

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<v Speaker 3>And we've all, because we're comedians, we're always searching for

1:35:00.100 --> 1:35:03.370
<v Speaker 3>that like laugh to leave the show on. And what

1:35:03.410 --> 1:35:06.690
<v Speaker 3>I want to do is set this up to just

1:35:06.729 --> 1:35:08.849
<v Speaker 3>fucking not make people laugh.

1:35:09.210 --> 1:35:10.130
<v Speaker 5>Okay. Right?

1:35:10.450 --> 1:35:13.850
<v Speaker 9>And to just like leave them hanging and like sad.

1:35:14.700 --> 1:35:17.600
<v Speaker 3>Miserable wondering whether or not they're ever going to hear

1:35:17.660 --> 1:35:20.480
<v Speaker 3>us again whether or not like if I like LCD

1:35:20.520 --> 1:35:21.740
<v Speaker 3>Sound System last show.

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<v Speaker 9>Like maybe next year we'll do like.

1:35:23.020 --> 1:35:27.120
<v Speaker 3>A reunion tour and then years after that we'll do

1:35:27.189 --> 1:35:31.150
<v Speaker 3>another reunion tour until basically we're not done we just

1:35:31.189 --> 1:35:31.590
<v Speaker 3>do the.

1:35:31.530 --> 1:35:35.070
<v Speaker 9>Show forever like LCD Sound System does yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>I think that's an awesome idea.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Leaving people in that kind of a mood. I think

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<v Speaker 6>that rules. Thank you all. That's been our show.

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<v Speaker 9>Thank you so much.