Speaker 1: Rooking Jewels. Second date update. I don't know how many
Speaker 1: times I've been out looking for a new pair of
Speaker 1: pants at my favorite store, Hot Topic, And after the
Speaker 1: girl that's working there measures my in seam, she's like, hey,
Speaker 1: you want to go out? It happens so often, And
Speaker 1: that's what happened today. In our second date update, Ramona
Speaker 1: apparently works in the mall and she met a dude
Speaker 1: while he was shopping for some pants. I'm guessing it
Speaker 1: went down exactly how it always goes down when I
Speaker 1: lived for pants, right, Ramona, Okay, I did not measure
Speaker 1: his in team. Okay, whatever. Tell us a little bit
Speaker 1: about the guy that you want to call today. What's
Speaker 1: his name? His name is John John and your email
Speaker 1: said that you met him while he was shopping in
Speaker 1: your store at the mall. Yeah, and he was shopping
Speaker 1: for pants. But I didn't measure him. Did you hit
Speaker 1: on hammer? Did he hit on you? I kind of
Speaker 1: had you hit on him. He's really shy, which I liked.
Speaker 1: You know. He was like, clearly he had no idea
Speaker 1: what he was doing. He does not shop for himself.
Speaker 1: He didn't even know what size he was, so he
Speaker 1: needed like a lot of help, and that was kind
Speaker 1: of fun. And I mean I saw attracted to him
Speaker 1: right away, But what attracted you to him right away? Well, okay,
Speaker 1: he's really good looking, so there's that. And I liked
Speaker 1: the way that he didn't hit on me. I'm so
Speaker 1: used guys coming in there, and I must get hit on,
Speaker 1: like twenty five times a day in that store, And
Speaker 1: like he was really there to buy pants, and I
Speaker 1: kind of got it. You actually just want clothes is
Speaker 1: so weird? Get out of my store out? Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I liked it. You sound like he still really like him.
Speaker 1: I kind of really like it. Yeah, how did you
Speaker 1: ask him out? I didn't ask him out? You know,
Speaker 1: I just kept trying to get his attention. So I
Speaker 1: just kept dropping hints. What kind of hints we know?
Speaker 1: Like I would say, oh no, those aren't good, why
Speaker 1: don't you try to sea? And I would pick the
Speaker 1: ones on the bottom shelf on purpose, so I would
Speaker 1: have to bend deliver to I knew it. And I
Speaker 1: knew that every single time a girl bends down to
Speaker 1: pick up something, she's trying to taunt me, contempt me
Speaker 1: with her backside. I knew it. No, I think that
Speaker 1: might be true. A girl is not trying to taunt you,
Speaker 1: she'll probably squad. Did he pick up on your signals?
Speaker 1: He went to check out, and when he was leaving already,
Speaker 1: I sort of went up to him and I said, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm glad you got those. And I took the receipt
Speaker 1: out of the bag and I wrote my number on
Speaker 1: it and I could you know, if you have any
Speaker 1: problems with the pants, here's my personal number. You can
Speaker 1: always call me. Right. That's a good that's a good sign.
Speaker 1: Imagine that though, if he calls you and he really
Speaker 1: does actually just have a problem with the pants, You're
Speaker 1: all excited when you pick up the phone, be like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, it's him and he's like, yeah, so
Speaker 1: remember those pants, And there's a little fretting on the end.
Speaker 1: Could I bring him back in? And then, knowing me,
Speaker 1: I'd probably fall from him a hard Yeah? Right, Oh
Speaker 1: my god. He still doesn't like me, so obviously he
Speaker 1: used the phone number. Did he just call you right
Speaker 1: away or text you right away and ask you out? Yeah?
Speaker 1: He texted me like a few hours later, like do
Speaker 1: you want to have a drink after work? And I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I'm off in like half hour. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, you were freaking out, weren't you. I mean
Speaker 1: kind of, but I was also kind of happy that
Speaker 1: it was like right then and I didn't have time
Speaker 1: to freak out. Really it was it made me feel
Speaker 1: relaxed that we were going like right away. So did
Speaker 1: you guys go to the food court? Then you work
Speaker 1: in a mall? Where'd you guys meet up for drinks? No?
Speaker 1: We did. We left and we went across the way
Speaker 1: to a restaurant and bar. It was like happy hour
Speaker 1: coming up, so we sat and we talked for like
Speaker 1: a half hour until happy hour hit, and then we
Speaker 1: just got some drinks and it was so fun. First
Speaker 1: of all, he totally loosened up after I got a
Speaker 1: drink in him. Really, he was like chit, chattie. We
Speaker 1: talked about like everything. It was so nice, like I
Speaker 1: had such a good time, And how did your date
Speaker 1: end with him? Okay, this is where it gets a
Speaker 1: little weird and I don't know what happened, and I've
Speaker 1: been well, okay, I'll just tell you. So after about
Speaker 1: an hour and a half and we had had a
Speaker 1: couple of drinks and I really thought we were having fun,
Speaker 1: he says, So I'm having a really good time and
Speaker 1: I hate to do this, but I really got to
Speaker 1: go because I got to get up early for work
Speaker 1: in the morning. Okay, and it was six thirty at night.
Speaker 1: What do you mean right, It's not like it was
Speaker 1: nine thirty or ten thirty, because even then I would
Speaker 1: have thought, okay, that's a little early, but sick thirty. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but maybe he knew, like if you guys continue to
Speaker 1: hang out like it's more drinks, you know, it does
Speaker 1: end up being a long night. Yeah, but if I
Speaker 1: would have done it, like if he liked me, wouldn't
Speaker 1: he have well whatever, And then he gives me a
Speaker 1: hug goodbye, no kiss, just a hug. And then I
Speaker 1: got home and I texted him I had a really
Speaker 1: good time and he responded immediately like me too. So
Speaker 1: great to meet you. And I was like, great, we
Speaker 1: should do this again and his response was like yeah,
Speaker 1: I'd love to. And then I never heard from him
Speaker 1: again and that was it, and that was it. And
Speaker 1: that was four days ago. So yesterday I text him, hey,
Speaker 1: how are the pants? Because I thought it would be
Speaker 1: funny or whatever, and I thought maybe it would make
Speaker 1: him response nothing, not one, and so now I'm embarrassed
Speaker 1: at I even since sat pet and I'm like racking
Speaker 1: my brain, like did I talk too much? Or like
Speaker 1: did I say something dumb? Like I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm like, I mean, he asked me out,
Speaker 1: so he left the way. We spent a little time
Speaker 1: together in the store. So it's not the way I look,
Speaker 1: not the way it smells, not you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: you really thought this out. There's a lot of scenarios
Speaker 1: playing out in your head right now. Days a million
Speaker 1: miles an hour. We'll play a song, come back, call
Speaker 1: him and get your second day update. All right, okay,
Speaker 1: thank you in the morning if you're just tuning in
Speaker 1: for the second date update. Ramona is on the phone
Speaker 1: with us, and today she wants to call a guy
Speaker 1: named John. They met at the mall she works there.
Speaker 1: He came into her store to buy some pants and
Speaker 1: then she slid him her number and he texted her
Speaker 1: later and they had a happy hour together. It was great.
Speaker 1: And then the date ended and he's not calling her back.
Speaker 1: So her happy hour has turned into sadness hour. Where
Speaker 1: you go out and from five to seven at a bar,
Speaker 1: they serve you nothing but empty glasses, no beverages to enjoy,
Speaker 1: empty plates where appetizers should be, just a napkin, and sadness.
Speaker 1: It's sadness hour for Ramona right now. But we're gonna
Speaker 1: call John and hopefully get him on the phone and
Speaker 1: find out if there's a chance to salvage what they
Speaker 1: once had. Ramona, are you ready to see if you
Speaker 1: can get your happy hour back? I am? Are you
Speaker 1: tired of sadness hour? I am tired sadness hour. We're
Speaker 1: about to dial a phone of her right now and
Speaker 1: see what went wrong again. Ramona has no idea what
Speaker 1: could have gone wrong. On the date she said, everything
Speaker 1: seemed to be fine. The weird thing was at about
Speaker 1: six thirty, after happy hour was over, he said he
Speaker 1: had to leave so he could get up early for work,
Speaker 1: and then hasn't talked to a really sense, not a word.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's going to be that bad. I
Speaker 1: have hoped for you. It's only been four days. He
Speaker 1: could just have been busy or lost his phone or
Speaker 1: something stupid. I'm book from your mouth to dig years
Speaker 1: all right here, I go now the phone of her
Speaker 1: right now and get him on the phone. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: can I speak to John. Please, speaker John. How are you.
Speaker 1: This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning.
Speaker 1: What this is Jewbil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning.
Speaker 1: It's a radio show. Wow. I okay, it's nice to
Speaker 1: meet you. Yeah. Yeah, nice to meet you too. Why
Speaker 1: are you calling me? I'm actually calling you because one
Speaker 1: of our listeners recently sent in an email and asked
Speaker 1: if we could get you on the phone to ask
Speaker 1: a few questions about something. Huh. Her name is Ramona
Speaker 1: and you met her at the mall. Oh boy? Wow? Um, yeah,
Speaker 1: I remember meeting Ramona. Okay, do you remember going to
Speaker 1: happy hour with her after? Yeah? Okay, Well, Ramona sent
Speaker 1: us an email telling us about how she met you
Speaker 1: and how she really enjoyed happy Hour with you. But
Speaker 1: since then, you haven't texted or called her back, so
Speaker 1: she was wondering if we could get you on the
Speaker 1: phone and find out if something went wrong during happy
Speaker 1: Hour or if there's a reason why you're not calling
Speaker 1: her back. She's a really nice girl. She's pretty attractive too.
Speaker 1: Um oh, that's a good review. Pretty, she's pretty attractive
Speaker 1: for me. She's on the okay scale. I mean she is,
Speaker 1: you know, I just don't want to say anything bad
Speaker 1: about her behind her back, you know. Okay, so there
Speaker 1: is a reason that you're not calling her back, Yeah
Speaker 1: there's okay. Well here's how it works. So she emailed
Speaker 1: us because she want us to call you and find
Speaker 1: out why you're not calling her back. So you're really
Speaker 1: not talking behind her back. If you could just tell
Speaker 1: us what the reason is so that we can, you know,
Speaker 1: go back to her and say, hey, this is what happened.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just hate the feeling that like
Speaker 1: I might be saying something about her behind her back.
Speaker 1: But now, trust me, trust me, you're not saying anything
Speaker 1: about her behind her back, I promise. Okay. Um, So
Speaker 1: we're talking, we're we're having some drinks, we're paving a
Speaker 1: pretty good time, and somewhere in the middle of it,
Speaker 1: I got this this red flag and it just kind
Speaker 1: of made me skeptical, and so I kind of just
Speaker 1: decided against the whole thing. Okay, Well what was the
Speaker 1: red flag? So we were talking and I just happened
Speaker 1: to bring up the topic of pets. I asked her
Speaker 1: if she had an any any pets, and she says, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, she's got a dog, named I think Chloe like,
Speaker 1: oh cool, cool, right on, and then she says, yeahnah
Speaker 1: and a son in law Clifton. Did you say a
Speaker 1: sound in law? Yeah, yeah, exactly, like stay with me,
Speaker 1: stay with me. Yeah, I'm confused, she says, son in law.
Speaker 1: And so I thought her. I was like, well, wait,
Speaker 1: I was kind of just asking about, you know, pets.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no no, uh, Clifton's my dog, Like wait,
Speaker 1: I thought you said that Clifton was your son in law.
Speaker 1: She goes, he is, And so she pulls out her phone,
Speaker 1: and I thought she was just gonna show me pictures
Speaker 1: of the dog, but she shows me his picture the
Speaker 1: dogs in a tuxedo with the bow and the tails
Speaker 1: and everything. And she's showing me pictures of her dog's
Speaker 1: wedding to another dog. So she has her dog that's
Speaker 1: married to another dog, and she calls that dog her
Speaker 1: son in law. Yes, and she and she shows she's
Speaker 1: scrolling through. She's showing me pictures of like this dog's
Speaker 1: wedding cake, like they had a whole elaborate wedding for it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like wait, like nobody does this, you know, And and
Speaker 1: it was a huge red flag, like I saw this
Speaker 1: and I kind of west. Hey, that's kind of weird.
Speaker 1: It's kind of weird. I'll give you that, But why
Speaker 1: is that a reason to not give her a second
Speaker 1: chance at a date or maybe the type of person
Speaker 1: that would arrange a dog wedding? Point taking, point take,
Speaker 1: and John, I, I guess I can understand where you're
Speaker 1: coming from a little bit. Yeah, I really didn't think
Speaker 1: we would be a very good match. So don't you
Speaker 1: think that she was just using it as like a
Speaker 1: fun excuse to have a silly party. Though, I don't know, Man,
Speaker 1: the pictures look pretty serious. I've seen wedding pictures that
Speaker 1: look kind of like these dog pictures look. And I
Speaker 1: mean seriously, she referred to her dog as her son
Speaker 1: in law. Yeah, I should also tell you, John that
Speaker 1: she's actually on the line listening and wants to talk
Speaker 1: to you. Hi John, Hi Ramona. Okay, first of all,
Speaker 1: it's not like he's really my son in law. He's
Speaker 1: my dog in law. I just call him my son
Speaker 1: in law like I call Chloe my daughter. It's not
Speaker 1: like I'm crazy. It's not like I think he's a person.
Speaker 1: I know he's a dog. I just love him like
Speaker 1: a sin Oh boy, I just can't believe it's such
Speaker 1: a big deal to you, and I can't believe you
Speaker 1: didn't talk to me about it. I mean, tons of
Speaker 1: people do it. It's all over the place work. It's
Speaker 1: not that uncommon. Our dog weddings common, Ramona. Of course,
Speaker 1: I've been to three weddings. Have isn't your own dog
Speaker 1: like getting divorced and getting remarried or is it three
Speaker 1: different dogs. I have been to three dog weddings, including mine,
Speaker 1: so that every altogether. And it's such a fun thing
Speaker 1: to do, and plus it makes some family living creatures.
Speaker 1: And it's sort of everybody treats their dogs like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's my daughter anyway, but this is like, this is
Speaker 1: my family I love. Come on, yeah, see this is
Speaker 1: why I didn't want to go out with you. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's absolutely fine if you feel that way about your dogs.
Speaker 1: It's just I can't really be a part of that.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not like I'm into it like my
Speaker 1: friends dogs. Clifton is like the best and he's perfect
Speaker 1: for her. He's like a year older than her, he's
Speaker 1: a little bigger than her. They're perfect together. You don't
Speaker 1: care about any of that stuff, you know, when I
Speaker 1: have a dog. The dog is just a dog. It's there.
Speaker 1: I don't have to feel like you know, I just
Speaker 1: didn't shocks. Honestly, I'm really surprised to hear this come
Speaker 1: out of your mouth. This is not at all the
Speaker 1: person that took me out for that drink, Ramona. Look,
Speaker 1: it's not the fact that you did that for your dog.
Speaker 1: I'm ecstatic that you did that for your dog. Trust me,
Speaker 1: are you because you don't sound ecstatic, But it's not.
Speaker 1: The thing is is that you went through all of
Speaker 1: that for the dog. All right, it's I'm glad you're
Speaker 1: for you to put that much effort into a party
Speaker 1: for your dog like that. We're just not compatible. Maybe
Speaker 1: you're right, because if you don't care about living creatures
Speaker 1: and the about dogs and family, then maybe maybe we're not.
Speaker 1: Maybe you're right, you're right, I'm ron. Well, let me
Speaker 1: let me ask John first, Ramona. John, would you like
Speaker 1: to go out on a second date with Ramona? We
Speaker 1: will pay for it. I don't want to go out
Speaker 1: with you anyway, I don't he would you're snop. You're
Speaker 1: gonna tell me how I should spend my money, and
Speaker 1: you don't have love in your life. No, I'm actually
Speaker 1: weirdly on her side on all of it. Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1: I absolutely love that you do that, Ramona, I really do.
Speaker 1: I love that you love dogs. I love them too,
Speaker 1: but I'm just not going to do that, all right?
Speaker 1: What type of person that does that? John? Thank you
Speaker 1: for your time. I appreciate this person than Ramona. Thank
Speaker 1: you for thank you for doing the second date update.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you'll find somebody else that's as into their
Speaker 1: dog as you are eventually. Thank you. I do love you, guys.
Speaker 1: I wish that. Listen if there's another sale second date
Speaker 1: update and you think I'm right for him, will Okay
Speaker 1: and Ramona in the meantime a thing that not many
Speaker 1: people know about me. If there is any infidelity in
Speaker 1: that dog marriage, I do dog divorces, So hit me up, Okay,
Speaker 1: Broken Jewel in the morning text in at seven eight,
Speaker 1: five to nine two that says that guy's in a hole.
Speaker 1: I've been to a lot of dog weddings and they're
Speaker 1: really sweet. It's Brooke and Jewel in the Morning, talking,
Speaker 1: of course, about today's second date update. Yah Scar. Ramona
Speaker 1: wanted to call a guy named John to see why
Speaker 1: he wasn't calling her back after they had a date.
Speaker 1: He wasn't calling her back because during their date she
Speaker 1: kept showing him pictures of her dog and the wedding
Speaker 1: that she had for it, and referring to the other
Speaker 1: dog as her son in law. And she was really
Speaker 1: into dog weddings. Apparently she's been to three of them,
Speaker 1: and it just creeped him out. He's like a little
Speaker 1: too attached to your dog, so he didn't want to
Speaker 1: date her. I don't know. I think it's kind of judge.
Speaker 1: You know, it doesn't affect him, Like, just because she
Speaker 1: loves her dog and she's having some fun parties, maybe
Speaker 1: you can get in and get some free alcohol, free food.
Speaker 1: There's a difference between like depreciating your dog and loving
Speaker 1: your dog and then loving your dog a little too yut,
Speaker 1: you have to be an extreme dog lover to date
Speaker 1: this chick, you know what I mean? Because people who
Speaker 1: on the tech sport are like, either she's crazy dog
Speaker 1: marriageery kidding, or it's like give her my number. I'm
Speaker 1: all four people who like their dogs, but I've been
Speaker 1: around some people who are obsessed with their dogs. I
Speaker 1: used to work with a dude who his dog was
Speaker 1: sick so he slept at the bottom of the stairs
Speaker 1: with his dog instead of in the bed with his
Speaker 1: own wife. That is strange. That's an obsession. If you're
Speaker 1: the big spoon and the dog is a little spoon,
Speaker 1: and that's what you need to do. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna judge. It's not for me sleeping with
Speaker 1: a dog over sleeping in bed with your wife, and
Speaker 1: that is a problem. And texting in seven eight five
Speaker 1: nine two, do you agree that he shouldn't have gone
Speaker 1: out with her because she has dog weddings? Or sorry,
Speaker 1: I had a dog wedding that will probably last forever,
Speaker 1: so congratulations to her. A lot of dog lovers are
Speaker 1: texting in at seven eight five nine two. They want
Speaker 1: to have a dog wedding now, So maybe she started
Speaker 1: a new trend. If you want a second day update,
Speaker 1: just email the show and we'll call the person who
Speaker 1: didn't call you back, whom in ninety two point five