1 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:06,560 Speaker 1: Still World said, would you. 2 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:12,080 Speaker 2: Tell your mind? 3 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:26,640 Speaker 3: Nocillion pieces batten. 4 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:29,840 Speaker 4: Banana guys, goals, non binary pals. Welcome to a bonusode 5 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,920 Speaker 4: of bananas. A bananas bonusode. 6 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:33,360 Speaker 5: I'm Kurt. 7 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:36,440 Speaker 6: That's Scottie, I know, and it's bananas after dark. But 8 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:39,199 Speaker 6: we're not drinking because it just happens to be nighttime. 9 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:40,519 Speaker 4: Oh are we not? 10 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:43,440 Speaker 5: Hello, dude is. 11 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:45,360 Speaker 7: Taking a nibble? Well, I'm not. 12 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:48,880 Speaker 6: I'm still dry sixty nine ing over here and it's 13 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:51,800 Speaker 6: going great and the end is in sight. And on 14 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:54,960 Speaker 6: the day after the day, I'm gonna probably come over 15 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,040 Speaker 6: your place and pass out in your front yard. 16 00:00:57,360 --> 00:01:00,800 Speaker 4: Oh right, I just got some turn the sprinklers on 17 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:01,960 Speaker 4: and you get a little bath. 18 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:03,160 Speaker 5: You'll have a great time. 19 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:03,720 Speaker 7: Yeah. 20 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:06,160 Speaker 6: Our buddy Carl used to talk about a hamburger nap, 21 00:01:06,319 --> 00:01:09,280 Speaker 6: and I've always thought about it because he right when 22 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:10,200 Speaker 6: we were becoming buddies. 23 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:11,440 Speaker 7: I was like, what's a hamburger nap? 24 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:13,959 Speaker 6: He goes, It's like, it's like when you're running around 25 00:01:13,959 --> 00:01:15,800 Speaker 6: a lot and then you're at like a cookout with 26 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:18,080 Speaker 6: your family and then you like eat a hamburger and 27 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:19,840 Speaker 6: drink a beer and you don't have your shirt on 28 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,600 Speaker 6: and you just lay down in the grass and fall 29 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:24,200 Speaker 6: asleep for forty five minutes in the direct son He's like, 30 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:27,440 Speaker 6: isn't that just the best nap? And I'm like, yeah, 31 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:29,400 Speaker 6: So I think at one time he named his production 32 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:34,240 Speaker 6: company Hamburger Nap Productions, And so I'm gonna take a 33 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:36,479 Speaker 6: Hamburger nap in your front yard. 34 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:40,560 Speaker 1: Never Also, you know when that has never been a 35 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:43,560 Speaker 1: scenario that I have experienced of taking my shirt off 36 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:46,720 Speaker 1: of the hot blazing sun and having a Hamburger falling 37 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:47,720 Speaker 1: directly asleep. 38 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:51,000 Speaker 6: You get some grass clippings on you, Your your keys 39 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:52,680 Speaker 6: are in your pocket, hanging out the bottom of your 40 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:53,400 Speaker 6: daisy dukes. 41 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:54,200 Speaker 7: We've all been. 42 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:58,680 Speaker 5: Oh man excited. 43 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:01,840 Speaker 4: I'm so tomorrow you're Scotty's doing me a solid and 44 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:06,640 Speaker 4: recording at night, at late at night actually because I 45 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:08,959 Speaker 4: can't record the next tomorrow because I'm going to go 46 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,720 Speaker 4: and I'm hiking in to like check out a new 47 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:16,120 Speaker 4: backpacking site because I'm gonna go backpacking for my Californi 48 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:18,040 Speaker 4: in California. 49 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:21,240 Speaker 6: I see that sounds lovely and so it's just a 50 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:24,120 Speaker 6: place you've never been before. And are you going alone? 51 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:29,359 Speaker 4: I'm going with Derek Brown poem poet Derek Brown is 52 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:32,880 Speaker 4: my backpacking bud perfect and so we're gonna go check 53 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:35,760 Speaker 4: it out and uh, you know, see if it's legit, 54 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:39,799 Speaker 4: and see if it's safe to camp at enduring February. 55 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:45,160 Speaker 7: It's cold. 56 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:49,839 Speaker 6: We just had seven inches of rain in three days. 57 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:53,440 Speaker 5: I so I have this, weirdly I have. 58 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:58,120 Speaker 4: I have a Tibetan gong that was that was that 59 00:02:58,240 --> 00:02:59,639 Speaker 4: was my great uncles. 60 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:02,560 Speaker 5: I think he got it in World. 61 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:07,200 Speaker 4: War One and it's been sitting. It sits outside because 62 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:08,960 Speaker 4: it doesn't rust in any I don't know what it's 63 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:09,360 Speaker 4: made out of. 64 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:09,440 Speaker 8: It. 65 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:11,440 Speaker 5: It's beautiful, but it's a big bowl, you know, it's like. 66 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,760 Speaker 7: A bowl back then. Yeah. 67 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:18,600 Speaker 4: And and I measure so it was dry on Thursday 68 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:21,560 Speaker 4: of last week and I measured the water. It was 69 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:26,480 Speaker 4: ten inches ten inches. Dude, that's crazy. 70 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:31,239 Speaker 6: Four or five days forty inches of snow. Yeah, that's cool. 71 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:33,440 Speaker 5: It's been fun, crazy. 72 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:34,840 Speaker 7: It's been fun. I love it. 73 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:37,400 Speaker 6: I I'm excited for you to get back out there. 74 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:40,320 Speaker 6: I bet it'll be very green. I don't know verdant 75 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:42,600 Speaker 6: is the right word, but I bet it will. 76 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:45,720 Speaker 5: Be well, yeah, it'll be moist and verdant. 77 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:48,880 Speaker 6: I don't understand why people hate the word moist so much. 78 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:51,560 Speaker 6: I'll stop saying it because people hate it so very much. 79 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:53,680 Speaker 6: But there's way worse words out there. 80 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:55,000 Speaker 5: Oh one percent. 81 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:59,600 Speaker 7: I don't even like stop that much. You could. You 82 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:02,040 Speaker 7: can me all day. You sopped me once, I'm I'm 83 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:05,119 Speaker 7: walking away from you. Pow. That's a gross word. 84 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:07,520 Speaker 5: Yeah, sop is worst, thank you. 85 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:10,360 Speaker 4: And the thing the reason it's worst is because soop 86 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:12,840 Speaker 4: is never used by itself. 87 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:13,760 Speaker 5: It's always sopping. 88 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:20,640 Speaker 4: Yes, But you can have a moistening towel. True, right, 89 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:24,080 Speaker 4: what there is another word for a moistening towel. 90 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:27,880 Speaker 7: A wet nap, like a hamburger. 91 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:32,839 Speaker 5: Dap hamburger k n a p nap. 92 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:36,240 Speaker 6: Oh see that's nice. Okay, we'll get we'll get back 93 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:38,160 Speaker 6: on check because we can or we can watch our 94 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:44,039 Speaker 6: listenership decline by saying these words, beautiful words, xylophone, tulip, 95 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:46,440 Speaker 6: window bonuses. 96 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:52,880 Speaker 4: We uh listen to your question or advice and we 97 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:53,479 Speaker 4: give them out. 98 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:57,279 Speaker 6: We gave you Banana's advice, follow it or don't follow it. 99 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:00,599 Speaker 6: But you're being heard, and they're just I'm thinking about 100 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:04,720 Speaker 6: being heard. Where is your guys? You could just you 101 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:08,200 Speaker 6: could just ask us a zany question that you might 102 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:11,600 Speaker 6: feel uncomfortable asking your partner or your best friend, and 103 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:15,680 Speaker 6: we'll do our best to give you terrible advice like this. 104 00:05:15,839 --> 00:05:17,000 Speaker 7: Boys cool boy. 105 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:19,320 Speaker 2: I'm a huge fan of the podcast Day one ban Anable. 106 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:23,200 Speaker 9: Here, I'm looking for some advice on something I hope 107 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:26,640 Speaker 9: you can help me with. I am going to be 108 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:29,800 Speaker 9: graduating with a degree in psychology at the end of 109 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:33,640 Speaker 9: this school year, so in May or June ish and 110 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:36,039 Speaker 9: I am really proud of myself for going back to 111 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:37,360 Speaker 9: school and doing the damn thing. 112 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:41,520 Speaker 2: And I would just love some Banana's advice on what 113 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:44,559 Speaker 2: to do with my cap and down or my walk 114 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:50,120 Speaker 2: across the stage or anything to celebrate doing university again 115 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:51,600 Speaker 2: as an almost forty year old. 116 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:53,080 Speaker 7: And great for you. 117 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:54,520 Speaker 10: Get it done. 118 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:58,720 Speaker 4: Thanks, have a great day. That's so great. Congratulations. I'm 119 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:04,320 Speaker 4: so so very very proud of you. First thought, first 120 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:08,800 Speaker 4: thought that came to my mind, okay, baby alligator with 121 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:12,720 Speaker 4: sunglasses on, but I know they're difficult to get, hard 122 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:17,880 Speaker 4: to do. Second thought is python, white Python, My god, 123 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:21,840 Speaker 4: you okay, around your neck with the pap and gown on, 124 00:06:22,279 --> 00:06:24,600 Speaker 4: and you just get the dude who has the python. 125 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:27,480 Speaker 5: He's like, right, at the edge. I walk up, he puts. 126 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:29,760 Speaker 4: It on your shoulders, You walk across, get your thing 127 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:32,560 Speaker 4: to shake hands with the dean getting and then you 128 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,320 Speaker 4: walk down. The dudes on the other side takes a 129 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:38,400 Speaker 4: snake off, he goes home. Hundred bucks probably hundred bucks right, 130 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:39,160 Speaker 4: great for. 131 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:40,760 Speaker 7: A photo op. Other people are going to want to 132 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:45,360 Speaker 7: take pictures with you with that. That's yeah. A borrowed python, 133 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:47,000 Speaker 7: A borrowed. 134 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:48,680 Speaker 5: A borrowed white python. 135 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:55,600 Speaker 6: Both My first thought, buy a second gown. Gowns I 136 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:58,200 Speaker 6: think are a little cheaper. Yeah, then what you want 137 00:06:58,240 --> 00:06:59,839 Speaker 6: to do, but you have to make sure it matches 138 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:05,960 Speaker 6: you cap. Then get a roll of cardboard and roll 139 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,080 Speaker 6: it and then cover it with the cap so that 140 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:12,080 Speaker 6: you make your cap about six feet tall off your head, 141 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:15,160 Speaker 6: so you have the regular cap on top of a 142 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:18,720 Speaker 6: tube that looks exactly the same, so that it's your 143 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:21,440 Speaker 6: way taller. Everybody can find you easily in the crowd. 144 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:26,240 Speaker 6: And then to really wow them is get a backscratcher 145 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:28,960 Speaker 6: or something that extends so that when you get your 146 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:32,520 Speaker 6: diploma and you have to put your little tassel from 147 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:34,840 Speaker 6: one side or the other, you extend it in front 148 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:38,160 Speaker 6: of everybody and then put the tassel for one side 149 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:41,040 Speaker 6: of your cap to the other side and then walk 150 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:44,680 Speaker 6: calmly and sit down. So I'm going I guess six 151 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:45,680 Speaker 6: foot cap is. 152 00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:48,600 Speaker 5: What I would call that the Marche Simpson cap. 153 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:50,760 Speaker 6: The March Simpson cap. And it really wouldn't be that 154 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:55,120 Speaker 6: hard to construct. Just cut open something flimsy cardboard like 155 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:58,080 Speaker 6: maybe construction paper, maybe two things a poster board rolled 156 00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:00,360 Speaker 6: around your head and tape together and then just cover 157 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:03,000 Speaker 6: it with the gown or whatever the same fabricolor is 158 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:05,360 Speaker 6: all the way up to the real cap. And then 159 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:08,520 Speaker 6: just be the tallest cap in the room. And you 160 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:11,080 Speaker 6: know what they're gonna be like in the psych department, 161 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:13,360 Speaker 6: gred and they're gonna be like, yeah, that guy was 162 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,040 Speaker 6: they were in psych. 163 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:17,640 Speaker 5: And then you just point out it. 164 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:21,040 Speaker 4: You go, camp camp ain't for sale. 165 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:24,000 Speaker 5: I got that at school. 166 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:28,240 Speaker 6: Very very good. Yeah, So I go, Marge Simpson cap 167 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:31,680 Speaker 6: all the way but really take your time pulling that 168 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:35,360 Speaker 6: extending backscratcher or whatever it is all the way out. 169 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:37,960 Speaker 6: I mean, face the audience and then just tassel from 170 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:41,880 Speaker 6: left to right and then walk away distinguished as you 171 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:44,920 Speaker 6: close the extension back down. 172 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:50,160 Speaker 4: I would almost say one more idea would be the 173 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:55,160 Speaker 4: for the for the backscratcher thing. They have those extendable pointers, 174 00:08:55,559 --> 00:08:57,560 Speaker 4: great for pointing at things, you know, so you can 175 00:08:57,679 --> 00:09:00,200 Speaker 4: keep it small so it's a tiny little hand, and 176 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,280 Speaker 4: you get those little hands anywhere, and then all of 177 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:04,440 Speaker 4: a sudden you can just keep raising. You hold your 178 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:06,800 Speaker 4: regular hand at the same height, and then just keep 179 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:10,320 Speaker 4: raising your tiny hand up until it's fully extended, move 180 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:12,559 Speaker 4: it over, and then slowly bring it back down. 181 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:15,199 Speaker 6: Beautiful, easy to do. I got a shout out with 182 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:20,640 Speaker 6: my high school graduation. We all pitched in some money 183 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:25,000 Speaker 6: and a dude named Mark Wasserman did a standing backflip 184 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,880 Speaker 6: on stage when he got his degree because he was 185 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:28,280 Speaker 6: a gymnast when he was a child. 186 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:30,800 Speaker 5: Oh look at that. Wait you had to pay him 187 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:31,280 Speaker 5: to do that. 188 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:33,440 Speaker 6: Well we all were like, well, yeah, he was a 189 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:34,920 Speaker 6: shot guy who wasn't allowed. 190 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:39,600 Speaker 7: Man. Now he's a doctor of ocupuncture. 191 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:40,360 Speaker 5: Doctor of flips. 192 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:42,120 Speaker 11: I thought you were going to see yeah now yeah, 193 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:47,680 Speaker 11: Now he's a somersault doctor, a dof Yeah, go tall 194 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:49,120 Speaker 11: cap and send it to so if you get a 195 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:52,040 Speaker 11: little nervous three feets fine, you're still going to be tall. 196 00:09:56,640 --> 00:10:00,160 Speaker 12: Hey, banana boys, it's Anna from Seattle. I was just 197 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:03,800 Speaker 12: calling an a kiss for Vanana's advice because I'm having 198 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:07,600 Speaker 12: some trouble at work. I'm curious your advice on how 199 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:11,600 Speaker 12: to talk to a sometimes condescending lead. I say sometimes, 200 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:13,079 Speaker 12: because there are days that are good and we. 201 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:15,360 Speaker 5: Get along and have laughs. But then there are other 202 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:17,480 Speaker 5: days where he'll either get stressed. 203 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:18,920 Speaker 12: Out and take it out on his team aka me, 204 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:23,600 Speaker 12: or just situations happens where he's condescending and I don't 205 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:26,880 Speaker 12: appreciate that. My bigger boss has told me to confront 206 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:29,280 Speaker 12: him when he's being condescending and to ask him to 207 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:30,440 Speaker 12: change his tone and how. 208 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:34,040 Speaker 5: He's speaking to me, but he's hard to do. 209 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:36,960 Speaker 12: Used to having to set those boundaries in a workplace, 210 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:41,959 Speaker 12: especially being a younger woman in the workplace. I'm twenty five, 211 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:44,880 Speaker 12: and so if you guys have any advice on how 212 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:47,720 Speaker 12: to nicely set boundaries, especially if it can be kind 213 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:51,319 Speaker 12: of funny or lighthearted to a condescending boss, sometimes that 214 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:52,000 Speaker 12: would be awesome. 215 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:53,520 Speaker 8: Thank you, guys. 216 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:58,360 Speaker 4: Yeah, I will let you take the lead on this 217 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:01,120 Speaker 4: because I feel like I am guilty of having a 218 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:03,920 Speaker 4: condescending tone in my life. 219 00:11:04,679 --> 00:11:08,560 Speaker 6: Yeah, but you've gotten so much better over the last 220 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:14,640 Speaker 6: fifteen years. I mean, you've made marked improvements, so I don't. 221 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:18,520 Speaker 6: I mean, one an easy quick fix that's very funny 222 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:21,600 Speaker 6: and very silly is go online and buy or go 223 00:11:21,679 --> 00:11:23,920 Speaker 6: to a used bookstore and find any book with the 224 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:27,120 Speaker 6: word boundaries on it. Bigger the better, and as soon 225 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:29,800 Speaker 6: as he starts doing his shitty thing, just start opening 226 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:31,920 Speaker 6: it up and hold it up in front of you 227 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:34,880 Speaker 6: and just lick your finger and start turning pages. That's 228 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:37,560 Speaker 6: a that's a five dollars solution that's going to get 229 00:11:37,559 --> 00:11:46,080 Speaker 6: some results. I'm not a condescending person. Usually it's something 230 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:49,679 Speaker 6: that I'm actually pretty forgiving, and I try to be 231 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:52,520 Speaker 6: a good listener as much as possible. But it does 232 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:55,319 Speaker 6: drive me nuts when people do this around the workplace, 233 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:59,640 Speaker 6: and especially when it's around other people. I wonder if 234 00:11:59,679 --> 00:12:02,600 Speaker 6: you have an ally in that office. I wonder if 235 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:06,959 Speaker 6: you have somebody in that office that can signal, can 236 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,320 Speaker 6: be on your side so when that person starts to 237 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:11,120 Speaker 6: do it, you don't have to want to be like, 238 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:14,040 Speaker 6: I don't like that tone. I wonder if there's somebody 239 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:15,480 Speaker 6: that can be your like tone guard. 240 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:19,280 Speaker 4: Yeah, I also would say, and this is this is 241 00:12:19,679 --> 00:12:25,200 Speaker 4: going to be a because there is there there is 242 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:29,600 Speaker 4: a there is a chance that he is unaware that 243 00:12:29,679 --> 00:12:34,160 Speaker 4: a tone that he is using is condescending that as 244 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:38,520 Speaker 4: I have found in my interactions with my wife, she'll 245 00:12:38,559 --> 00:12:39,640 Speaker 4: be like tough one. 246 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:41,560 Speaker 5: We have had to like go back. 247 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,760 Speaker 4: And forth and over and over this and through couple's 248 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:49,520 Speaker 4: therapy and until finally, uh, it's we've gotten to a 249 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:51,640 Speaker 4: because it used to just be like I would say 250 00:12:51,679 --> 00:12:54,480 Speaker 4: something and I'm saying something that I think is very reasonable, 251 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:58,240 Speaker 4: and she would just like fucking react emotionally, and. 252 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:00,000 Speaker 5: Then I would be like, what the fuck is happening? 253 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:04,640 Speaker 4: And so we have now like been able to have 254 00:13:04,679 --> 00:13:07,920 Speaker 4: a have a type of language about it where she'll 255 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:12,439 Speaker 4: just say something like tone and then she doesn't take 256 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:16,720 Speaker 4: an emotional reaction to it, and I then can learn 257 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:20,880 Speaker 4: how to not do that because I'm unconsciously doing it 258 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:24,760 Speaker 4: sometimes of course, yeah, and so that I think it's 259 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:27,520 Speaker 4: I mean, like, this is just my it's a conversation 260 00:13:27,679 --> 00:13:31,239 Speaker 4: and then be having like just a a almost a safe. 261 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:31,720 Speaker 5: Word with him. 262 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:36,280 Speaker 4: So you just go you don't say tone, obviously, because 263 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:39,800 Speaker 4: that's that's also having a lot of attitude, but you 264 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,800 Speaker 4: or you can just say like tone please, and then 265 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:44,679 Speaker 4: he'll just be like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 266 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:48,640 Speaker 7: That's the Yeah, that's true. There's a dude that I 267 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:49,560 Speaker 7: talked to. 268 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:52,120 Speaker 6: He's a development executive and I'm on the phone with 269 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:54,719 Speaker 6: him a lot, and he talks over me quite a 270 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:58,959 Speaker 6: bit on phone calls where I'm pitching ideas and he'll 271 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:03,200 Speaker 6: jump in and talk over me, and my immediate reaction 272 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:07,280 Speaker 6: is I could kill you. Is what I'm thinking, is 273 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:11,600 Speaker 6: like I am a physically much bigger man than this man, 274 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:16,720 Speaker 6: and it and like instantly, because I'm in the position, 275 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:19,560 Speaker 6: I'm like in my head while I'm like uh huh 276 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:21,240 Speaker 6: uh huh, I want to be like I want to 277 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:24,680 Speaker 6: pick him up and just throw him into a pool 278 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:27,200 Speaker 6: with a bunch of teenagers around to make fun of him. 279 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,960 Speaker 6: But I won't another thing. This is dumb, but this 280 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:33,760 Speaker 6: is bananas. Get a humidifier. 281 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:37,000 Speaker 7: Now. Do I know the difference between condescending and condensation? 282 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:41,520 Speaker 6: Of course I do. I took science class like everybody did. 283 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:44,520 Speaker 6: But I think you put a little sign on, a 284 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:47,320 Speaker 6: little humidifier on your desk, and when you feel like 285 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,840 Speaker 6: he's getting condescending, just turn it on and let a 286 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:52,240 Speaker 6: little mist blow out of there and just let him 287 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:57,720 Speaker 6: know that he's being condescending as you humidify and condensate 288 00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:04,240 Speaker 6: your own life. Breathe easy, you're being condescending. How much 289 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:05,960 Speaker 6: could a humid a fire possibly be. 290 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:08,280 Speaker 5: Thirty five dollars? I know exactly. 291 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:15,440 Speaker 6: Also, when you have a break in your normal year, 292 00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:17,680 Speaker 6: like whatever, your holiday breaks, your work breaks, so you 293 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:20,920 Speaker 6: get president's stay off, for example, try to time it 294 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:23,720 Speaker 6: that you send a thank you card to that person 295 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:26,080 Speaker 6: on the days where they weren't being condescending, where it 296 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:29,480 Speaker 6: arrives the day before the holiday begins, so they have 297 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:32,000 Speaker 6: time to read that and then not see you for 298 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:35,160 Speaker 6: a little while. But you're going, thanks so much. I 299 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,120 Speaker 6: know it's come up before, but you've really been great 300 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,680 Speaker 6: and I appreciate what you did on that thing. And 301 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:41,240 Speaker 6: just let them sit with a thank you card so 302 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:44,720 Speaker 6: they know how it feels to get possitive grati What 303 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:47,440 Speaker 6: is the word feedback, feedback share? 304 00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:47,880 Speaker 7: We'll go with you. 305 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:52,000 Speaker 6: H that's actually probably good advice. Actually that's a great 306 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:54,480 Speaker 6: that's a great Send a thank you card for a 307 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,280 Speaker 6: specific time where they weren't being content. 308 00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:57,600 Speaker 7: They weren't. 309 00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:04,160 Speaker 6: No, I'm saying condensation, condescending and send it right before 310 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:06,840 Speaker 6: a forced holiday where you will not see that person 311 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,160 Speaker 6: in the office for a few days, so they have 312 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,880 Speaker 6: time to let it soak on in like a communifier. 313 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,440 Speaker 5: Uh, there's also a chance like I don't know if 314 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:14,120 Speaker 5: you have those. 315 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:17,160 Speaker 4: These are not very common anymore, but when I worked 316 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:20,240 Speaker 4: in an office, they were those half walls. You know, 317 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:23,680 Speaker 4: those half walls cubicles. Do you know what I'm talking about? 318 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:26,880 Speaker 4: Of course, So if he starts condescending to you, just 319 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:30,360 Speaker 4: stand up and take the elevator like mime taking an 320 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:34,680 Speaker 4: elevator descending down below your dude. 321 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:37,080 Speaker 5: Sorry, I can't hear you. I'm condescending. 322 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,840 Speaker 7: Yeah, hit meana. 323 00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:46,080 Speaker 8: Boys. So recently I have gotten into knitting and I 324 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:48,800 Speaker 8: am very new to it. But my question for you is, 325 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:51,800 Speaker 8: since I live in a very warm climate, what could 326 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:56,320 Speaker 8: be some fun, unexpected bananas things that I could knit 327 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:58,800 Speaker 8: for people that they would not see. 328 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:03,240 Speaker 6: Comingana hammock one oh one, one hundred percent, like an 329 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:05,000 Speaker 6: actual hammock for a banana? 330 00:17:05,119 --> 00:17:08,359 Speaker 4: Thank you for a single banana, Yes, Kurt, Yes, that 331 00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:11,760 Speaker 4: sits on your dining room table, perfect. 332 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:12,280 Speaker 7: Yeah for your fruit. 333 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:15,840 Speaker 6: Make bananamocks for your friends that hang somewhere in their house. 334 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:17,760 Speaker 6: And it's an actual banana hammock. 335 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,760 Speaker 5: It's a It's a fantastic idea. 336 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:24,000 Speaker 4: Also, I love listeners who are asking for advice and 337 00:17:24,119 --> 00:17:28,360 Speaker 4: sounding like there may be in a movie theater when 338 00:17:28,359 --> 00:17:30,040 Speaker 4: they're trying to be very quiet. 339 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:34,320 Speaker 7: They're back of an uber there being eaves dropped on. 340 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:39,440 Speaker 6: Uh, banana hammocks my first thought, But now that we're 341 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:41,639 Speaker 6: really talking about it, I think that's really great. If 342 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:44,439 Speaker 6: somebody gave me a little colorful hammock and it was like, no, 343 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,360 Speaker 6: you put your bananas in here, I'd. 344 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:47,439 Speaker 7: Be like, oh, hell, yes, I do. 345 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:52,160 Speaker 6: Beer coozy fun right. I've been given a knit one 346 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:53,359 Speaker 6: before and it was cool. 347 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:57,520 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's very cool, especially like a banana beer cozy 348 00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:58,800 Speaker 4: would be very nice. 349 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:00,840 Speaker 7: That would be nice. 350 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,720 Speaker 6: I wonder if there's a croakie, could you make a 351 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:06,639 Speaker 6: could you make a summertime croakyrokies? 352 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,000 Speaker 7: I never really had them. 353 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:13,000 Speaker 6: I know crokies are supposed to float, but yeah, I 354 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:16,000 Speaker 6: don't think yarn ones necessarily would. But who wouldn't love 355 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:18,480 Speaker 6: a stylish croaky for their sunglasses? 356 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:20,480 Speaker 5: A yamica would be great. 357 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:26,800 Speaker 4: A knit yamica, come on, lassy, that is very very classic. 358 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:29,000 Speaker 4: I don't want to that's allowed. I have no idea, 359 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:29,879 Speaker 4: but if it's allowed, to. 360 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:35,200 Speaker 6: Do it for sure is allowed. What's another fun one? Oh, 361 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,200 Speaker 6: I have an idea. 362 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:38,040 Speaker 5: Use it an eye patch. 363 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:41,879 Speaker 6: It's an eye patch for both eyes, and then you 364 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:47,119 Speaker 6: could sleep longer. It's like a mask. Okay, here's a 365 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:51,119 Speaker 6: truly bananas one. I think Kurt's gonna like it. You 366 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:53,040 Speaker 6: know those little things you stick in the end of 367 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:56,440 Speaker 6: corn on the cob, so that Yeah, what if you 368 00:18:56,520 --> 00:19:01,440 Speaker 6: made a little, uh, a little, a little nit cover 369 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,600 Speaker 6: for each of those, just to soften the blow a 370 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:06,000 Speaker 6: little bit. Maybe make a little corn on the cob 371 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:10,639 Speaker 6: holder holders, you know, spice it up a notch and 372 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:12,320 Speaker 6: you can have some fun with it, and then people 373 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:14,680 Speaker 6: like this doesn't need to exist. And your deep dark 374 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:17,600 Speaker 6: secret is it will take you about four minutes to 375 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:18,160 Speaker 6: make these. 376 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:21,960 Speaker 4: I think I'm thinking, you know how fun it is 377 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:28,520 Speaker 4: to have fingerless gloves. Everybody loves Everybody loves judhirsh and 378 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:33,600 Speaker 4: breakfast in breakfast club wearing those fingerless gloves. 379 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:36,280 Speaker 5: But you're in a high climate. You can't be wearing 380 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:37,399 Speaker 5: gloves all the time. 381 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:41,879 Speaker 4: So I'm talking fingerless gloves. 382 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:44,479 Speaker 5: Sands hand part just finger parts. 383 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,359 Speaker 4: So there are half finger gloves finger for your fingers, 384 00:19:48,359 --> 00:19:52,679 Speaker 4: so it's just almost like two like leg warmers, but 385 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:57,920 Speaker 4: for the bottom parts of your fingers. Ooh, looking cool looking, 386 00:19:58,440 --> 00:19:59,800 Speaker 4: very cool. 387 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:04,040 Speaker 6: Looking cool looking cool hiding that you're married, you know, 388 00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:08,240 Speaker 6: hiding all your rings with your leg warmer finger warmers. Also, 389 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:12,960 Speaker 6: let me think if I was coming out of the 390 00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:16,960 Speaker 6: ocean or pool and there had to be something knit 391 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:24,639 Speaker 6: around Hmmm, what I want? You guessed it snorkel caddy? 392 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:24,960 Speaker 5: No. 393 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,639 Speaker 6: I think I was trying to think of swim fins 394 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:33,600 Speaker 6: or snorkeling or something, but that would just get so heavy. Sombrero. 395 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:37,840 Speaker 6: Can you make a yarn sombrero? I would love to 396 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,080 Speaker 6: wear a yarn sombrero. 397 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:39,919 Speaker 7: Do you. 398 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:43,000 Speaker 4: I don't know anything about golf, but I imagine it 399 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:47,800 Speaker 4: would be nice to have be able to hold one 400 00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:51,439 Speaker 4: golf ball in like kind of off your belt, like 401 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:52,640 Speaker 4: now we're cooking. 402 00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:53,560 Speaker 5: Do you know what I'm talking about? 403 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,239 Speaker 4: So it kind of hooks up on your belt and 404 00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:58,600 Speaker 4: you can fit just and it's just a little ball 405 00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:01,800 Speaker 4: sack for your golf ball or golf balls. 406 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:02,800 Speaker 7: With a cute little button. 407 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:05,520 Speaker 6: You loop it around your belt, looping button it and 408 00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:08,160 Speaker 6: then it looks like yeah, there's a kind of an 409 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,119 Speaker 6: opening at the top that you could push the golf 410 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:10,679 Speaker 6: ball into. 411 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:12,480 Speaker 7: You can have fun with the designs. Maybe it looks 412 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,040 Speaker 7: like an eyeball. 413 00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:14,240 Speaker 5: Yeah, look at that. 414 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,560 Speaker 7: Maybe it doesn't, and then it just goes. This is 415 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:21,479 Speaker 7: just a single golf ball caddy for miniature golf. Nobody's 416 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,320 Speaker 7: saying you can't do this at miniature golf. 417 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:28,200 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a miniature golf ball caddy for those moments 418 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:31,280 Speaker 4: of walking the three feet from the end of one 419 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:33,720 Speaker 4: to the next one. You put it in your cat 420 00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:35,520 Speaker 4: cat your golf ball caddy and you walk. 421 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:40,679 Speaker 6: I think that the banana hammock are two winners. Here 422 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,399 Speaker 6: the gift of a banana hammock and give a single 423 00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:47,200 Speaker 6: miniature golf ball belt caddy for the four or five 424 00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:50,200 Speaker 6: steps from hole one to whole two to hole three 425 00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:54,479 Speaker 6: to four. That is so funny. I would, I mean, 426 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:57,199 Speaker 6: send Kurt and I two of them, please, and you 427 00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:59,760 Speaker 6: will go in at your golfing and we will wear them. 428 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,600 Speaker 4: I mean like I'll wear it at every show. I'll 429 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:04,960 Speaker 4: put a belt on just to wear it. 430 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,040 Speaker 6: Yeah, if I'm wearing a belt at a banana show, 431 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:09,639 Speaker 6: I will wear a golf ball in my golf ball 432 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:13,520 Speaker 6: miniature golf hip caddy knitted by one of our most 433 00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:19,280 Speaker 6: beloved warm climate ban animals. 434 00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:23,119 Speaker 13: Hey guys, love the podcast. I've been listening since the 435 00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:25,080 Speaker 13: beginning and you guys. 436 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,479 Speaker 7: Are the best. 437 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:30,400 Speaker 13: So I have a problem. My mom is retiring, well 438 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:33,600 Speaker 13: she already retired actually, but we're throwing her retirement party. 439 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:37,600 Speaker 13: That's a surprise, and I need to find out a 440 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:39,720 Speaker 13: good reason. I guess come up with a good reason 441 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:42,480 Speaker 13: why she can't go out of town that weekend. And 442 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:45,480 Speaker 13: this is the woman that guesses every single plot twist 443 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:47,560 Speaker 13: to every single movie, and you can't watch movies with 444 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,160 Speaker 13: her because she'll know everything that happens before it happens. 445 00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:53,280 Speaker 13: So we got to be extra crafty on this one. 446 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:56,600 Speaker 13: And I'm just at a loss to be honest. Love 447 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:57,240 Speaker 13: you guys so much. 448 00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:57,840 Speaker 5: Thanks. 449 00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:02,280 Speaker 7: That's a great question. Yeah, we haven't gotten this one. 450 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:04,920 Speaker 5: No, And it's nice. I like this one. 451 00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:07,960 Speaker 4: I mean like I immediately feel like you have to throw 452 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:12,000 Speaker 4: the focus so far away from yourself that there's no 453 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:16,080 Speaker 4: conceivable way that they could even start thinking about what 454 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:20,240 Speaker 4: you're doing. So it's almost like have a friend who 455 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:23,560 Speaker 4: have a friend of theirs, like get them involved and 456 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:26,919 Speaker 4: they say, you know, I'm having my birthday party or 457 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,119 Speaker 4: I'm having my little bit of Bob that weekend and 458 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:30,760 Speaker 4: you have to be there or something like that. 459 00:23:31,359 --> 00:23:34,399 Speaker 7: Yeah, elective surgery. 460 00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:40,679 Speaker 4: Oh that's another thing you could you could say, is 461 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,080 Speaker 4: you could tell your mom I'm having you know here 462 00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:47,560 Speaker 4: it is if if you if it's possible impacted molar 463 00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:51,440 Speaker 4: and you have to be put under for an hour 464 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,520 Speaker 4: for them to drill it out. 465 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,720 Speaker 5: And I'm going to need you to pick me up. 466 00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:57,080 Speaker 7: Yeah? Fuck? 467 00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:58,960 Speaker 5: But is do they do that on the weekend? They 468 00:23:59,000 --> 00:23:59,760 Speaker 5: probably don't. 469 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:04,320 Speaker 6: Weekend weekend is the tricky one here. Yeah, it's like 470 00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:06,120 Speaker 6: if we knew. 471 00:24:07,119 --> 00:24:11,720 Speaker 4: If it's a Friday, can't go out of town. I'm 472 00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:14,199 Speaker 4: gonna need you. I'm gonna need you to pick me 473 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:18,520 Speaker 4: up from surgery on Friday, and I'm going to need 474 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:22,400 Speaker 4: like just some help around the house on probably Saturday morning. 475 00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:23,280 Speaker 5: Just check in on me. 476 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:28,840 Speaker 7: Do we really do a masquerade here? Do we go? 477 00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:33,919 Speaker 6: It depends what level of spycraft we want to do 478 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,080 Speaker 6: to trick this mom. 479 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:36,000 Speaker 7: Yeah. 480 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:42,600 Speaker 6: For example, do you accidentally send your mom an email 481 00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:48,880 Speaker 6: inviting her to a surprise party on Saturday the whatever, 482 00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:53,520 Speaker 6: knowing that everybody else got the surprise party invite for 483 00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:56,680 Speaker 6: the Friday night before that, you say, Mom, I'm sorry, 484 00:24:56,720 --> 00:25:00,080 Speaker 6: we're throwing a party on Saturday. It's at everything about it. 485 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:00,400 Speaker 7: It's fake. 486 00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:04,520 Speaker 6: It's at TGI Fridays. I guess that'll confuse her with 487 00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:08,320 Speaker 6: the Friday Saturday. It's at Ruby Tuesdays. That doesn't confuse anybody. 488 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:12,240 Speaker 6: It's at Applebee's. And you just say it's gonna be Saturday, 489 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,760 Speaker 6: it's gonna be great. And then you actually take her 490 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,439 Speaker 6: somewhere on Friday, so you're gonna go pick up the 491 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,280 Speaker 6: cake for her party, and you actually take her to 492 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:24,679 Speaker 6: the real surprise party. Do you do her by saying 493 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:29,240 Speaker 6: it's the same weekend, but different night, different location, different everything. 494 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:34,120 Speaker 5: Yeah? That that I think that is a great idea. 495 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,800 Speaker 4: If this is a woman who is like, I know 496 00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:40,200 Speaker 4: they're gonna try and throw me a surprise party, if 497 00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:42,280 Speaker 4: she if it's already on her radar, if she. 498 00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:44,000 Speaker 7: Is like, that's what I mean, you know. 499 00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:49,400 Speaker 4: And also if she's retiring, she probably expects a retirement party, right, 500 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:56,600 Speaker 4: that's what you would expectation. Yeah, but you almost wanted 501 00:25:56,640 --> 00:26:00,320 Speaker 4: to be on Sunday Sunday morning, so she can't go 502 00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:05,040 Speaker 4: out of town that weekend a Sunday morning retirement party. 503 00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:06,960 Speaker 4: It also depends on it, like what kind of party 504 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:10,320 Speaker 4: your mom's it's a retirement party, so you Sunday Sunday 505 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:11,399 Speaker 4: afternoon party. 506 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,800 Speaker 5: Now everybody wants a nighttime party. 507 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:18,640 Speaker 6: Here's a wild and bold idea. Do you steal your 508 00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:22,000 Speaker 6: own mother's wallet and purse on a Thursday so that 509 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,920 Speaker 6: she has no credit cards, idea or anything for forty 510 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:27,439 Speaker 6: eight hours so she can't go anywhere even if she 511 00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:30,679 Speaker 6: wanted to. Do you act? 512 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:35,520 Speaker 4: I also love the idea that there might be like that, 513 00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:39,560 Speaker 4: that that this mom is just going out of town 514 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:40,720 Speaker 4: all the time. 515 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:44,600 Speaker 5: Yeah, is the mom constantly leaving town? 516 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:49,960 Speaker 6: Maybe she's retired, she's out there living, she's sending a Barbados, 517 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:51,120 Speaker 6: she's going to get her group back. 518 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:51,600 Speaker 7: Yeah. 519 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:52,320 Speaker 5: Maybe I don't know. 520 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:55,480 Speaker 4: Maybe she just got a camper and she's like, I'm out, 521 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:56,720 Speaker 4: I'm going on the road. 522 00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:02,600 Speaker 7: Do they now this is insane? Yeah? If it's not 523 00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:05,480 Speaker 7: on the road, if it's a flight. 524 00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:09,760 Speaker 6: Yeah, do airports have party spaces? 525 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:12,320 Speaker 7: Could you book the. 526 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:16,080 Speaker 6: Retirement party at the airport before your mother's flight. 527 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:20,240 Speaker 4: We rented out the entire Delta lounge for you. 528 00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:24,159 Speaker 6: That's what I mean because somebody, Oh, you were just 529 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,639 Speaker 6: telling me, you were telling me about the hotel at JFK. 530 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:27,800 Speaker 7: That was so amazing. 531 00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,560 Speaker 5: Oh my god, it was amazing. 532 00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:31,879 Speaker 4: I mean, if you live in New York City, do 533 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:36,159 Speaker 4: that party at the at the twa yes, hotel at 534 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,359 Speaker 4: JFK's Well. 535 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:41,480 Speaker 6: Every airport has hotels with reception centers and business centers 536 00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:44,760 Speaker 6: and stuff, and you just do you just tell everybody 537 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:47,800 Speaker 6: in her life we're throwing a surprise party. She's traveling. 538 00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:50,280 Speaker 6: I'm going to tell her to get to the airport 539 00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:51,919 Speaker 6: four hours earlier. We're going to do a quick in 540 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:55,960 Speaker 6: and out, two hour party. Congratulations. I mean if you 541 00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,960 Speaker 6: did that, I mean, or coming back, like if you 542 00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:01,280 Speaker 6: got in an uber and it took you to your 543 00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:03,240 Speaker 6: surprise party coming back from a trip. 544 00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:04,920 Speaker 7: I think. 545 00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,919 Speaker 6: I think you just do a huge misdirect and you 546 00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:12,280 Speaker 6: say I'm so sorry you fake invite her and spoiler 547 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,440 Speaker 6: surprise for a party that was never gonna happen. 548 00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:15,919 Speaker 7: It was going to happen sooner than that. 549 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:16,600 Speaker 5: Yeah. 550 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:19,120 Speaker 4: Or you know what you do is you just if 551 00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:22,199 Speaker 4: it's the thing where she's like getting in a camper 552 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:26,960 Speaker 4: and going down the coast like two hours, you just 553 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:29,760 Speaker 4: get as many people as you can to be at 554 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:33,960 Speaker 4: that location. She shows up boom. I mean never gonna 555 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:34,479 Speaker 4: expect that. 556 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,960 Speaker 7: Yeah, that's true. Mm hmmm, that would be nice. 557 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:41,240 Speaker 6: Anyways, I would like, I don't ever want a surprise party, 558 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:43,560 Speaker 6: so please don't ever plan one for me. I mean, 559 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,720 Speaker 6: I love seeing everybody. I would just be happy. I 560 00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:51,440 Speaker 6: would just be pissed it was for me. Yeah again, though, 561 00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:53,320 Speaker 6: I mean I feel like it's such a misfire, Like 562 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:57,000 Speaker 6: we don't know where this bananaa lives, but say they 563 00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:59,720 Speaker 6: lived in California. Couldn't you tell your mom that you 564 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,479 Speaker 6: wanted to do a weekend with just her and Napa 565 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:04,960 Speaker 6: Valley and then you were never going to do that 566 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:08,000 Speaker 6: to begin with, and then just throw a party? Yeah, 567 00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:10,160 Speaker 6: say you do you want to do something special with 568 00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:12,440 Speaker 6: your mom? I got us. We're going to Sedona. We're 569 00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:15,440 Speaker 6: going to go do splits over voor to seas and 570 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:18,400 Speaker 6: feel great about ourselves. And then you go, oops, nope, 571 00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:21,160 Speaker 6: just kidding. That's tomorrow but today. 572 00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:23,880 Speaker 4: Right, But that's tomorrow, so you still actually get to 573 00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:25,200 Speaker 4: do that thing with your. 574 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:27,520 Speaker 7: Mom, but a nice thing to do. 575 00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:29,520 Speaker 4: That's yeah, And that's also if you want to like 576 00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:33,160 Speaker 4: it's a it's a party and a trip. 577 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,600 Speaker 6: It's like people that go to Disney on the super Bowl. 578 00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:39,280 Speaker 6: You're promising the super Bowl and then you're going to 579 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:43,600 Speaker 6: Disney and nobody else is there. It's wonderful. That's a 580 00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:47,560 Speaker 6: good question. Sorry, we had very meandering answers for that one. 581 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:49,240 Speaker 6: We just want it to be a success. 582 00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:52,320 Speaker 4: I know this one is a long one, but I 583 00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:53,960 Speaker 4: think a very interesting and. 584 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:57,440 Speaker 7: Fun good one. I love having fun Banana. 585 00:29:57,040 --> 00:30:02,600 Speaker 10: Boys to you from the Midwest. Now onto the bananas 586 00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:07,480 Speaker 10: situation that I have found myself in or maybe created 587 00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:10,360 Speaker 10: that could use a little Banana's advice. 588 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:12,720 Speaker 7: Great voice. 589 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:16,480 Speaker 10: The background is at work. When I want to fill 590 00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:19,960 Speaker 10: up my water bottle, I need to walk past the 591 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:24,800 Speaker 10: desk of this woman who has decided that we are 592 00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:28,160 Speaker 10: going to be we'k friends, I guess. 593 00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:31,640 Speaker 5: Anyway, she insists. 594 00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:35,120 Speaker 10: On saying hi to me. I'm fine with pleasantries, but 595 00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:41,000 Speaker 10: she also insists on admonishing me for not saying hi 596 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:45,320 Speaker 10: to if I happened to walk by and let her 597 00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:49,760 Speaker 10: just keep doing her work. But anyway, the real problem 598 00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:54,080 Speaker 10: is she's she's a little homophobic, and O god, I 599 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:56,960 Speaker 10: feel confident saying that because we'd only spoken to each 600 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:57,960 Speaker 10: other about two. 601 00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:58,520 Speaker 5: Or three times. 602 00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:00,560 Speaker 7: That's pretty or white to make. 603 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:04,320 Speaker 10: Some rather unkind jokes at the existence of trans people, 604 00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:08,960 Speaker 10: which personally I don't take too kindly, too good. Now, 605 00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:13,280 Speaker 10: I am married to a man, however, I am not straight, 606 00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:17,800 Speaker 10: and I tend to already use the language my partner, 607 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:23,360 Speaker 10: you know, when referring to my husband, my partner. So 608 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:26,240 Speaker 10: I you know, I use that language and conversation anyway. 609 00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:29,360 Speaker 5: But after she had felt just. 610 00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:33,080 Speaker 10: So comfortable making these jokes when we don't know each 611 00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:36,160 Speaker 10: other at all, I decided to make a real point 612 00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:39,640 Speaker 10: to use that language when speaking to her right And 613 00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:44,680 Speaker 10: she seemed to have made the assumption that many people 614 00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:49,400 Speaker 10: could with that language, that my partner is a woman. 615 00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:54,240 Speaker 10: And so when she was recently asking me about the holidays, 616 00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,920 Speaker 10: she was like, oh, how was it when her family, 617 00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:02,560 Speaker 10: her family came over to your house, law, And the 618 00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:07,000 Speaker 10: best part for me was how obvious it was that 619 00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:10,320 Speaker 10: she was trying really hard to make it not obvious 620 00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:14,960 Speaker 10: that it was painful to her to have to keep 621 00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:21,080 Speaker 10: up this really obnoxious quote unquote pleasant relationship she has 622 00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:26,280 Speaker 10: forced us into. Now that she knows from her assumption 623 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:30,320 Speaker 10: that I am gay and I just want to say 624 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:34,920 Speaker 10: I did not correct her, and you've got to say it. 625 00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:38,240 Speaker 10: At this point, I'm a little entertained by the situation 626 00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:42,040 Speaker 10: that has cropped up. But I guess my question is 627 00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:44,240 Speaker 10: what do I do now? 628 00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:49,800 Speaker 5: I Well, I think I. 629 00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:54,320 Speaker 10: Don't correct her, but how do I carry this forth 630 00:32:54,480 --> 00:33:00,320 Speaker 10: in future interactions? Now that she has made this assumption, 631 00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:03,120 Speaker 10: which is an assumption I'm fine with. It could very 632 00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:06,000 Speaker 10: well be true about me. It just happens that I 633 00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:09,719 Speaker 10: am married to a man. But Banana's advice for this 634 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:12,200 Speaker 10: bananas situation, what you would do? 635 00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:16,440 Speaker 5: Let it peter out, escalate it, I don't know. I'd 636 00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:17,480 Speaker 5: like to hear all of it. 637 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:18,000 Speaker 8: Thank you. 638 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:19,360 Speaker 7: Yeah. 639 00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,920 Speaker 4: I was like listening to it when I first listened 640 00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:24,040 Speaker 4: to it, and I just started laughing out loud. As 641 00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:26,240 Speaker 4: I was listening to it, I was like, I guess we. 642 00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:27,400 Speaker 7: Gotta do it, Ravo. 643 00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:31,680 Speaker 6: I mean, first of all, yes, this bananamal so good 644 00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:35,920 Speaker 6: way to go across the board and to our queer 645 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:39,160 Speaker 6: and buy and trans Bananama listeners. You know, sometimes when 646 00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:42,000 Speaker 6: you hear about people that are homophobic or just big it, 647 00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:44,960 Speaker 6: sometimes it's good to hear from the other side and go, well, 648 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:49,400 Speaker 6: we love you fuck that person. They sound like an asshole. Yeah, 649 00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:52,719 Speaker 6: so anyways, back to it. This is such a great 650 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:57,400 Speaker 6: This is like twenty twenty four Seinfeld episode. Basically, you 651 00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:59,600 Speaker 6: have put yourself in a situational comedy. 652 00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:00,719 Speaker 7: It is. 653 00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:06,320 Speaker 4: It's very much a sitcom situation. It's a mistaken identity 654 00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:10,960 Speaker 4: in a Shakespearean way almost. Yeah, and how does it 655 00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:14,000 Speaker 4: play out? Is very very exciting. I mean like, yeah, 656 00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:16,440 Speaker 4: I don't think you tell I think you continue it 657 00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:19,520 Speaker 4: going on for sure? Would it would be interesting at 658 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:23,520 Speaker 4: some point if there's a office party or something like 659 00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:27,320 Speaker 4: that and Bogle's significant others were going to be there, 660 00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:32,359 Speaker 4: that would also be interesting to see how that you 661 00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:32,680 Speaker 4: know what. 662 00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:34,000 Speaker 5: In that situation. 663 00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:39,279 Speaker 4: In that situation, I think you bring you bring your 664 00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:42,920 Speaker 4: husband and also a female friend, and then why not 665 00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:46,680 Speaker 4: and then never introduce anyone to anyone and just kind 666 00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:49,480 Speaker 4: of walk around just like holding hands with both of them. 667 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:50,840 Speaker 5: That would be pretty great. 668 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:51,640 Speaker 7: That would be great. 669 00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:53,440 Speaker 5: Well, yeah, first had had another layer. 670 00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:58,240 Speaker 7: This person sounds like a real not great person. 671 00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:01,600 Speaker 6: To say it nicely, so you don't really owe them anything, 672 00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:06,239 Speaker 6: but we understand your annoyance. I I mean, yeah, keep 673 00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:08,440 Speaker 6: saying partner, use the language you want to use. You 674 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:14,120 Speaker 6: shouldn't adjust yourself whatsoever. Man, this is so funny that 675 00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:18,680 Speaker 6: if if this, if our ban animal wanted to be 676 00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:22,120 Speaker 6: friends with this person. There's so many fun double date 677 00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:26,360 Speaker 6: situations that could be easy to clear the air, but 678 00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:32,600 Speaker 6: the person isn't worthly hanging with. Yeah, man, this must 679 00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:36,120 Speaker 6: be uh. This might be noise canceling headphone time. This 680 00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:38,640 Speaker 6: might be every time you walk by and you go, 681 00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:42,160 Speaker 6: I'm listening to the Bible. This is the New Testament. 682 00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:45,799 Speaker 6: I'll be right back. Just play the just put just 683 00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:49,839 Speaker 6: earbottom to death. Oh sorry, I'm just I just that 684 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:50,680 Speaker 6: is right now? 685 00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:53,960 Speaker 5: That is so like. Oh man, I saw like a 686 00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:55,960 Speaker 5: thing that I didn't know was a thing. 687 00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:02,160 Speaker 4: Where people make like New York resolutions to read the 688 00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:03,040 Speaker 4: whole Bible. 689 00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:03,560 Speaker 7: Great. 690 00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:05,200 Speaker 5: Have you ever heard about this? 691 00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:08,160 Speaker 6: No, but I could imagine when I was a young idiot, 692 00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:10,360 Speaker 6: I wanted to do that, even though I was going 693 00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:12,840 Speaker 6: away from religion. But I wanted to have all the 694 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:17,440 Speaker 6: information so that I could be like, actually, Matthew three fourteen. 695 00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:19,920 Speaker 4: Because that's what I think you want to go towards right, 696 00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:22,919 Speaker 4: Like you said, Bible, I like that is I think 697 00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:27,560 Speaker 4: you want to just further confuse them, So tell them 698 00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:30,960 Speaker 4: it's your it's your resolution. You're gonna read the whole Bible, 699 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,960 Speaker 4: and then every single time you come by, you'd be like, 700 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:34,520 Speaker 4: got the. 701 00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:39,680 Speaker 6: Bible, Bible his Bible. I'm in Deuteronomy. And then if 702 00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:41,400 Speaker 6: they admonish you, you're like, it's. 703 00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:43,600 Speaker 7: Between me and the Bible. It's a good book. 704 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:48,160 Speaker 5: I'm so sorry. I can't stop listening to the Bible. 705 00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:51,239 Speaker 5: It's read by It's read by James Earl Jones, King, 706 00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:52,120 Speaker 5: James himself. 707 00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:54,680 Speaker 7: It's good. This is really good. I'm still in the 708 00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:59,640 Speaker 7: Old Testament. Things are getting a little weird, but I'll 709 00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:01,520 Speaker 7: circle back when I get done. 710 00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:04,560 Speaker 5: When I'm my partner and I are going to read 711 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:07,160 Speaker 5: the whole Bible. This year we decided, have. 712 00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:09,520 Speaker 7: You heard of Job? Really good? 713 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,640 Speaker 5: I always thought his name was Job. 714 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,759 Speaker 7: I thought it was Job. It's Job. 715 00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:16,600 Speaker 6: It's good when you hear somebody say it, it's Kaylee 716 00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:18,520 Speaker 6: Kuoko is reading this. 717 00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:27,480 Speaker 4: Jason Manoa is gonna do uh oh, I'm up to Psalms. 718 00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:30,600 Speaker 7: Do you know you don't say the pee? I didn't know. 719 00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:34,360 Speaker 5: I've been calling them Peace Sam's for the whole time. 720 00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:37,920 Speaker 7: And they're pretty good. They're so they're like fables but older. 721 00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:40,720 Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean you can do the old ear, buddy. 722 00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:42,880 Speaker 6: And I'm listening to the Bible. My partner and I 723 00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:46,680 Speaker 6: made a resolution to study the Bible and just and 724 00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:49,400 Speaker 6: then also just pop those suckers in and listen to 725 00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:54,000 Speaker 6: some something cool. Listen to Anita Baker, some George Benson's 726 00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:58,600 Speaker 6: Mayme Banana's podcast. That's right, every time you listen Banana 727 00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:02,319 Speaker 6: when you're walking by, just every day look at the 728 00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:05,799 Speaker 6: Bible Old Testament to New Testament in order and just 729 00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:09,200 Speaker 6: have some of your story straight. Just go, okay, number Exodus. 730 00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:12,520 Speaker 6: We're gonna get to Exodus, Genesis. We know where we're starting. 731 00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:15,799 Speaker 6: Just kind of go, like, I think you're gonna buy 732 00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:17,680 Speaker 6: yourself five months of. 733 00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:18,800 Speaker 5: It and it's gonna enjoy. 734 00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:21,720 Speaker 4: Also, I think you should get yourself and I'm sure 735 00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:26,839 Speaker 4: they sell them online a fake Bible that when you 736 00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:30,200 Speaker 4: open it up it has a hidden compartment inside and 737 00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:34,520 Speaker 4: then keep something that is a vice of yours in there. Uh, 738 00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:37,520 Speaker 4: you know if it's like some chocolate in there, oh, 739 00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:41,040 Speaker 4: a little bit of whiskey in there, a pack of 740 00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:43,839 Speaker 4: cigarettes in there, and then you just have it on 741 00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:44,400 Speaker 4: your desk. 742 00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:46,920 Speaker 5: It looks like you read in the Bible, and. 743 00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:48,480 Speaker 4: Then every once in a while you can like take 744 00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:50,719 Speaker 4: it op, flip it open, take out a cool head 745 00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:51,680 Speaker 4: out to the parking lot. 746 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:52,160 Speaker 7: That's right. 747 00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,279 Speaker 6: And if you you do read the Bible, and this 748 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:57,880 Speaker 6: is something you do regularly, great, you're already there. And 749 00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:59,960 Speaker 6: now you're just you know, you're double dipping. You get 750 00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:03,760 Speaker 6: back in there. You're refreshing what you're already caring about. 751 00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:07,120 Speaker 6: So yeah, we would say, lean into her hatred with 752 00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:10,960 Speaker 6: a moral superiority. And if she wants to interrupt you 753 00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:12,880 Speaker 6: listening to the good book. 754 00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:13,440 Speaker 7: That's on her. 755 00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:17,440 Speaker 6: That's on her, that's on her partner. You know, you're 756 00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,879 Speaker 6: going to Bible study. Do I ever tell you about 757 00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:22,279 Speaker 6: the Oh? I must have said this one. But years 758 00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:24,480 Speaker 6: ago my friend was part of this big Baptist church 759 00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:26,400 Speaker 6: and they had singles nights and where they would do 760 00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:30,359 Speaker 6: Bible study and depending on your age, they named each 761 00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:35,359 Speaker 6: one after a different song or movie. And I went 762 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:36,800 Speaker 6: and he's like, you should come. I really think it 763 00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:38,160 Speaker 6: would be good for you. And I was like sure, 764 00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:39,920 Speaker 6: So I showed up, and you know, it was very 765 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:42,239 Speaker 6: fascinating from a writer's point of view, but made no 766 00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:46,839 Speaker 6: impact whatsoever. But the forty and overcrowd. It was like 767 00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:49,520 Speaker 6: young guns were the twenty one year olds, and then 768 00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:52,000 Speaker 6: it was like you know, Sleepless in Seattle or whatever 769 00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:55,200 Speaker 6: it was. And then the older crowd were Desperado. That's 770 00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:58,480 Speaker 6: what they named the group, the Desperadoes. And I'm like, 771 00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:01,200 Speaker 6: come on, you gotta be nice. 772 00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:04,759 Speaker 7: That's such a mean it's so mean. It is. 773 00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:09,880 Speaker 6: Yeah, go get get your earbuds in and say, you know, 774 00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:12,800 Speaker 6: make it very clear, be like, yeah, we made a resolution, 775 00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:14,480 Speaker 6: and I finally found. 776 00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:17,239 Speaker 7: A good one. I mean, it's so funny to just 777 00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:19,839 Speaker 7: name a different book and a different person reading it. 778 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:25,080 Speaker 4: That to me every time, so funny. 779 00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:27,359 Speaker 5: Barbara Streisand's reading Luke. 780 00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:36,480 Speaker 6: It's it's a I of Baine from that Batman movie. 781 00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:41,720 Speaker 4: Yeah, he's hardy, is doing it in Bain's voice. 782 00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:47,600 Speaker 6: Yeah, Thomas already doing the Bain voice. He's doing all 783 00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:51,000 Speaker 6: four Gospels. So John is my favorite, but I think 784 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,439 Speaker 6: I think Matthew and Luke have something to show too. 785 00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,359 Speaker 5: There's also another version of is. 786 00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:01,640 Speaker 7: The doing the Gospels. 787 00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:06,359 Speaker 4: There's also you know, there's something called the Gnostic Gospels, 788 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:09,400 Speaker 4: which was and this is kind of like when you 789 00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:11,600 Speaker 4: find when I found out about it. I was like, oh, 790 00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:14,839 Speaker 4: the Bible is very silly because there was all these 791 00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:18,759 Speaker 4: other gospels that were written and just not and then 792 00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:21,320 Speaker 4: simply like some people were like, we're not going to 793 00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:24,759 Speaker 4: put those in the Bible. So they're called the Gnostic Gospels, 794 00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:27,319 Speaker 4: and you should just tell her about that. It's just like, 795 00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:31,440 Speaker 4: I'm reading all the Gnostic Gospels. The Gospel is not 796 00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:33,440 Speaker 4: allowed in the Bible. I'm going to find out what 797 00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:34,680 Speaker 4: Jesus was really like. 798 00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:38,720 Speaker 6: It's so funny to me to take moral to lie 799 00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:43,239 Speaker 6: and take moral high ground, but it's all a charade 800 00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:45,879 Speaker 6: and it's for you. And like you said, have they 801 00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:48,680 Speaker 6: make bibles safes? I know they do for you where 802 00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:50,959 Speaker 6: it's like a so like, get yourself a little Bible safe, 803 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:55,360 Speaker 6: put your put your favorite little little treat in there. God, 804 00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:58,839 Speaker 6: enjoy your revenge. But yeah, you didn't do anything wrong. 805 00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:00,759 Speaker 6: I would say, don't tell them, let the figure it out. 806 00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:03,320 Speaker 6: And if they're embarrassed about it, let them be embarrassed. 807 00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,320 Speaker 6: They sound like not a great human being. 808 00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:09,240 Speaker 4: Thank you so much for listening to this bonuisode. 809 00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:12,120 Speaker 5: Thank you Patty for doing it for me. 810 00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:14,040 Speaker 7: Oh, thank you, Curtie B. This is fun. 811 00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:16,000 Speaker 6: Take this advice with a grain of salt, But just 812 00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:18,279 Speaker 6: know the Banana Boys are rooting for you. 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