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Speaker 1: strawberry letter for today and the subject is his female

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Speaker 1: out what that's lost. Few yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: we'll find it's all about with my Right now, it's

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Speaker 1: time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 2: What you got new? Alright? All right? How stupid you

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Speaker 2: want to? Y'all want a deep?

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Speaker 3: Stupid, light, stupid, middle, medium, stupid? You know how you

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Speaker 3: what y'all feeling to day? You know?

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Speaker 4: Hey, dog, dog dog, please please and start with these levels.

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Speaker 2: But the levels are stupid, dog, you know, it's.

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Speaker 4: Really it's really not dog, It's just you.

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Speaker 2: It's just it's you. You've mastered, you've mastered.

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Speaker 4: Oh oh no, oh nah, you you the one stupidity

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Speaker 4: I do.

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Speaker 2: But you don't. But you don't put no spec on it.

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Speaker 2: That nothing my problem. Put some spec on my stud

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Speaker 2: I really don't, don't.

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Speaker 4: I just respect stupid.

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Speaker 2: I'm struggling with that.

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Speaker 3: Put some speck on my stupid. I can't do that, though,

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Speaker 3: so I don't. I don't intimidate you like buried men.

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Speaker 4: I don't.

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Speaker 2: You don't you don't feel nothing when I say that.

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Speaker 3: When I when I say, hey, put some spec on

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Speaker 3: my stupid you don't you just yea well, not not

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Speaker 3: at all. This is baby chick, baby chick, cat dog,

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Speaker 3: if you would, I'm trying.

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Speaker 5: To reach warns the manager.

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Speaker 6: Which is one?

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Speaker 7: So you are you the manager?

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Speaker 5: There?

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Speaker 7: Yes, sir?

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Speaker 5: Your name warn?

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Speaker 6: Yes? So this is one?

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Speaker 5: Okay, I need to actually file a lawsuit on y'all.

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Speaker 5: And I'm actually calling you first to let you know

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Speaker 5: that I'm getting ready to file a lawsuit on the

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Speaker 5: whole grocery store. Uh for what did happened to me?

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Speaker 7: Sir? Let me let me get hold on a second.

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Speaker 7: So let me do this. Let me let me know

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Speaker 7: what what did you say?

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Speaker 3: Your name was?

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Speaker 5: My name is Evans. Evans is my name, So Evans is.

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Speaker 7: Your last name. Let me let me write this down.

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Speaker 7: And you came into my store? Did you have an

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Speaker 7: accident in my store or something? I'm not exact to

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Speaker 7: show what you're calling about.

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Speaker 5: I ain't had no accident. What happened was I came

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Speaker 5: in there yesterday and I bought a bunch of grocers

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Speaker 5: that I bought a card in the eggs right now,

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Speaker 5: when I got home. I was chicken to make sure

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Speaker 5: the eggs didn't didn't break on the way home. When

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Speaker 5: I got home, it was a baby chick inside the

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Speaker 5: egg caught man, one of the eggs had it had

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Speaker 5: hatch and got my kids traumatized. Now they don't even

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Speaker 5: want to eat breakfast or nothing around here because it's

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Speaker 5: a baby chick inside caught the eggs. That don't make

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Speaker 7: Man, I don't mean to let me, so you tell

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Speaker 7: me it was a chicken, a baby chicken, actual chicken, and.

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Speaker 5: A baby chick inside the cart and the eggs. Man,

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Speaker 5: you got my kids traumatized. Man, don't nobody want you

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Speaker 5: got eggs? If you just see it, don't go rout.

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Speaker 7: Here, because if you're just calming down for one second, listen.

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Speaker 5: What I told y'all, put that chicken down in there.

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Speaker 5: Put it down. You might have rayze say what.

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Speaker 7: I don't even think that that's possible. First of all,

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Speaker 7: if you had any idea how this thing comes from

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Speaker 7: the farm to the store, it is they go over

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Speaker 7: these eggs a countless summertimes, and the temperton the phraser,

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Speaker 7: first of all, wouldn't even allow for a.

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Speaker 6: Chicken to be alive if you had a baby. I

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Speaker 5: This one. I don't know how this one got tasked

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Speaker 5: the system. Okay, But what I do know is we

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Speaker 5: got a baby chick over here running around because the

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Speaker 5: odd stow ain't doing what you're supposed to do. Man,

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Speaker 5: and I got it, And no, my kids are traumatized

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Speaker 5: behind this. When did you say you in here? So?

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Speaker 5: I was in there yesterday. I bought the eggs yesterday.

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Speaker 7: Man, here at aarm string.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I bought them, I said, the grocery store. I

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Speaker 5: sure did.

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Speaker 7: Okay, let's do this. Why don't you bring me eggs into.

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Speaker 6: Me and the chick?

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Speaker 5: So now you want me to transport a baby chick

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Speaker 5: back to the grocery store. All, Look, we already traumatized

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Speaker 5: over here, already behind this dog on baby chick.

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Speaker 7: Man, I'm not exactly sure what you are trying to

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Speaker 7: pull here, but I just don't I don't think that.

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Speaker 6: First of all, anyone common.

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Speaker 7: Sense will tell you that that's not possible. First of all,

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Speaker 7: you can't have a baby chick living in a a

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Speaker 7: in a dozen eggs. There is no possible way that this.

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Speaker 7: The temperature and my freezers are right above freezing. There's

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Speaker 7: no chickens or fragile creature in the first place. You

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Speaker 7: can't have a little bird that is not gonna survive

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Speaker 7: the transport from the farm to the factory to my store.

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Speaker 5: I'm not kidding. Look, hey, hey, hey, I'm not gonna

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Speaker 5: go back and forth, but.

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Speaker 7: Little body, if you want to bring me a dozen eggs,

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Speaker 7: bring the dozen eggs in if you can catch the chick,

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Speaker 7: catch a chick.

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Speaker 5: Hey, man, you ok, You're just supposed to be the manager.

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Speaker 5: You're not supposed to talk to me like this. So

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Speaker 5: I'm just I don't.

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Speaker 6: Tell you as politely as possible if you want to

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Speaker 6: bring in the lemon eggs and a chick, I will

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Speaker 6: gladly with front of your money, give you another car,

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Speaker 6: ask whatever you want to do.

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Speaker 5: But I'll not even know you with all ham But

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Speaker 5: I'm not all a lawsuit because y'all have traumatize me

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Speaker 5: and my kids.

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Speaker 7: Sir, listen right, let's just bring this down a lossuit, sir.

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Speaker 7: It over a dozen eggs.

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Speaker 5: Falk over a dozen eggs that gotta baby chick in it.

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Speaker 7: Man, let me get your phone number as some information,

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Speaker 7: and I all have calls to my manager and we

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Speaker 7: will figure this thing out for you, because I just

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Speaker 7: I just don't.

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Speaker 6: Believe that this would be possible. I just I don't

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Speaker 6: understand how you would have a chicken.

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Speaker 5: Let just leave them over there, don't touch the chicken.

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Speaker 7: I just don't believe that this could possibly be happy.

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Speaker 7: So this is it's unbelievable means to even.

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Speaker 6: Get this something, sir.

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Speaker 5: I don't have time to go back and forth with

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Speaker 5: you about how something happened. All I know is it

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Speaker 5: may be it's a fluke accident. Okay, but it happened.

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Speaker 5: My kids are over here playing with a baby chick,

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Speaker 5: and I'm traumatized. I don't even want to ever have

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Speaker 5: Prekmace up again. And I'm over to make show. I

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Speaker 5: file a lawsuit on your show and your show, Ruth.

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Speaker 6: I'm such anything to do with me. I didn't do anything.

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Speaker 7: Except come in to run today.

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Speaker 5: You understand what I'm saying. If you wanna foule a lost, okay,

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Speaker 5: I don't file a lawsuit. I'm found a loss on

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Speaker 5: the grocery store, and I'm filing a lawsuit on the

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Speaker 5: manager Warren, which is your for giving me a hard

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Speaker 5: time about what I'm telling you don't happen.

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Speaker 6: I'm loving a gout of hot time out of me.

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Speaker 5: Left you.

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Speaker 6: I'm saying, I'm saying you are a hard time. Come

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Speaker 6: down here and left day.

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Speaker 5: I'm bringing the bag down here and I'm bringing that

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Speaker 5: baby chick back down there too. I'm bringing all of

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Speaker 5: it or posts.

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Speaker 6: I'd like to see it. How much did you pay

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Speaker 6: for those days?

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Speaker 5: I played by two dollars? It ain't a bad how

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Speaker 5: much I'm paid for the end. It's what you have

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Speaker 5: trauma time.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, sense I don't give you just that much back

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Speaker 6: of that. When you do here, you have to say

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Speaker 6: it all.

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Speaker 5: I don't give it.

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Speaker 6: I'm not touchings out here and lines but Jillen prooper

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Speaker 6: offline sickens and now something jock some telephone talking about

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Speaker 6: some chicken and a grabbing egg.

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Speaker 5: Okay, well let me let me tell you this too.

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Speaker 5: Do you have a guy that works at the checkout

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Speaker 5: name Tyrant? Yes, okay, Tyrant got me the pray phone

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Speaker 5: call you. This is Nephew till Me from the Steve

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Speaker 5: Harvey Morning Show. One. You just gotta pray?

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Speaker 6: What goo' tutting me?

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Speaker 5: Ay?

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Speaker 6: And look, man, how need them come on? Chicken chicken's

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Speaker 6: going through a man, man, I'm not I played Gallas,

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Speaker 6: got people hooking at me in this store like I'm

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Speaker 6: crazy a one.

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Speaker 5: I gotta ask you, man, what is the baddest that,

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Speaker 5: I mean, the bad his radio show in the land.

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Speaker 7: Man, it's the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 5: You check out, God tiring, you got your back.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm gonna get it too. I'm gonna put it

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Speaker 6: back in produce.

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna take it off the repster him stocking.

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Speaker 3: There you go, and there you have it, all right,

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Speaker 3: everybody out there, let's rolling. I know y'all put y'all

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Speaker 3: got some spec on my stupid and I appreciate that.

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Speaker 3: I do, I do, I do, and I understand that,

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Speaker 3: my am. I'm not gonna give me that specting. You

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Speaker 3: know it's been it's been going on all my life.

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Speaker 3: If I could tell you the things that he's done

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Speaker 3: to me growing up, you just yeah, you look at

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Speaker 3: him differently.

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Speaker 4: I just well, I will say this right here, you

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Speaker 4: have turned out much better than we thought.

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Speaker 2: That get up. Its no, it's not. That's called whatever

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Speaker 2: you need to call. You can put every title on it.

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Speaker 4: But I we sit here and shocked and amazement, if

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Speaker 4: you have amounted to anything.

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Speaker 2: Anything, Wow, well it was gonna be not neither.

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Speaker 1: Coming up next Strawberry letter subject his female friend was

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Speaker 1: in his bed. We'll get into it, find out what

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Speaker 1: that's all about in just a few WHOA, you're listening,

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show,