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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Officer Pete Eakins calling from the Federal Bureau

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Speaker 1: of International Affairs. I was looking to speak with Rosalind.

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Speaker 2: This is she.

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Speaker 1: Hello Roslin. Let me introduce myself one more time. My

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Speaker 1: name is Officer Pete Eakins and I'm calling from the

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Speaker 1: Federal Bureau of International Affairs.

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Speaker 2: Okay, how can I help you?

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Speaker 1: Well, I need to speak with you about an incident

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Speaker 1: that happened recently while you were in Italy.

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Speaker 2: I'm not really aware of any incidents that I hope.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I was in Italy, but there were no incidents.

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Speaker 1: Is in no incidence in Italy, not at.

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Speaker 2: All, not that I'm aware of. It's just on vacation.

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Speaker 1: I want to let you know we at the Bureau

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Speaker 1: of International Affairs take our job very seriously and we

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Speaker 1: have a lot of things to do. We're very busy

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Speaker 1: and we do not like the when people waste our time.

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Speaker 1: So oh yeah, well.

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Speaker 2: I feel yeah, I am at work as well, so

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Speaker 2: I don't I just don't know what this is about.

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Speaker 1: Tell me about the urchin. That's why I'm calling. I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry about about the what the incident with the urchin? John,

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Speaker 1: You remember the thing I stepped on. It is not

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Speaker 1: a thing. It is a living creature. It is a

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Speaker 1: sea urchin. Yes, I need to ask you some questions

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Speaker 1: about the incident with the urchin.

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Speaker 2: Uh. I mean, we were just at the beach and

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Speaker 2: I was just in the water swimming and talking to

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Speaker 2: my friend and I put my feet down on a

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Speaker 2: rock and there was an urchin in the rock. And

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Speaker 2: that's fine.

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Speaker 1: God, I'm going to stop you right there. We stop

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Speaker 1: right because I need to remind you of something. As

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Speaker 1: an American traveling international, you are a representative of this country.

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Speaker 1: So you need to recording.

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Speaker 2: Do not swim on these rocks. There were no signs

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Speaker 2: other people were on the rock, like it was just normal.

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Speaker 1: It would be a good idea to jump down there

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Speaker 1: and assault an urchin in Italian waters?

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Speaker 2: Are you actually serious right now? Like, I don't understand.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't make any I'm sorry, but like it doesn't

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Speaker 2: make any sense.

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Speaker 1: Was the reason was the reason was injured? Is there

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Speaker 1: a reason with that? When you came back into the

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Speaker 1: United States, you did not report that you had a

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Speaker 1: scuffle with urchin because it wasn't.

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Speaker 2: It was an injury at a beach and the fisherman

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Speaker 2: pulled the spine out of my foot, and it's just

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Speaker 2: like he's like, Oh, this happens all the time. And

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Speaker 2: then like you know, like then they were sweet and

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Speaker 2: they give me prosecco, and like I was led to

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Speaker 2: this happens all the time, Like I wasn't doing anything wrong,

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Speaker 2: like you now you're telling me I did something wrong.

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Speaker 1: Well, when you got back to the US and you

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Speaker 1: were going through customs, you should have reported that you've

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Speaker 1: got in a fight with an urchin.

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Speaker 2: Well why why? Why? I've been injured abroad several times.

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Speaker 2: There's nothing that says were you injured? Well, broad there's

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Speaker 2: something on the floor. They didn't even have to form

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Speaker 2: this time when I came back, So all sorts of

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Speaker 2: bacteria thing that wasn't even there.

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming you and go to your own doctor and

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Speaker 1: get a chamydia test.

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Speaker 2: Why would I get a chamytea test for the urgent

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Speaker 2: communical diseases.

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Speaker 1: Urchins carry colmydia like crazy, and you may have brought

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Speaker 1: a strain of super commydia from that urgent back into

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Speaker 1: the United States of America and it is completely reckless.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you will have to face for.

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Speaker 2: Real, like what is going on?

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Speaker 1: Like really, what's going on right now? Is what's going on?

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Speaker 1: Is I am having trouble understanding why you would have

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Speaker 1: such an attitude with an officer from the Federal Bureau

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Speaker 1: of International Affairs. But it's fine, Oh yeah, fine. We

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Speaker 1: will be sending will be sending out a fine. If

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Speaker 1: it is not paid, it is punishable by jail time,

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Speaker 1: so you will be receiving a fine of twenty four

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars.

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Speaker 2: I'm so sure I'm gonna get a fine.

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Speaker 1: I think this is total bolt.

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Speaker 2: And by the way, you will be hearing from my

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Speaker 2: lawyers because I don't put up with harassment and you're

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Speaker 2: harassing me while I am at work.

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Speaker 1: All right, I'll just tell you that Lilah sets you

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Speaker 1: up for this prank phone call, and then maybe you'll

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Speaker 1: calm down.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, she's such a This is.

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Speaker 1: Actually double from the Jewbell Show doing a phone prank

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Speaker 1: on you and your friend. Lilah set you up.

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Speaker 2: You're both dumb. You're both dumb, and you both owe

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Speaker 2: me drinks. This was very stressful and stupid, and I'm

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Speaker 2: suing you for emotional distress. And if you do not

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Speaker 2: buy me two bottles of champagne and give me free

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Speaker 2: concert tickets, then.

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Speaker 1: Bring the Urgent along with me. You're so dumb.

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Speaker 2: She's stupider than you are. Goodbye.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks