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Speaker 1: You don't know me.

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Speaker 2: Confession I can't take back earl arms.

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Speaker 3: Little mouse speak text into seventy five nine two says

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Speaker 3: whenever I flush the toilet. I imagine two over excited

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Speaker 3: sports announcers going wild about how good I am at

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Speaker 3: flushing the toilet.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean can't tell if that person's life is

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Speaker 2: going great or absolutely horrible.

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Speaker 4: It sounds like he's winning to me.

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Speaker 2: At least the water's going clockwise.

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Speaker 1: Color commentary on it right now.

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Speaker 3: But if you have a confession that you need to

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Speaker 3: flush out, you can do it right here on the

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Speaker 3: mass speaker. And one of our listeners is ready to

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Speaker 3: give us a little peek into her outhouse of secrets.

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Speaker 3: She's chosen to go by the fake name Meghan. It's Meghan.

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Speaker 3: Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: Hi, Oh Meghan, you sound hesitant.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, so I've been holding this in for about

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Speaker 5: three years now.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so this may feel good too, to like finally

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Speaker 1: talk about it. We can't hear what you're saying. I mean,

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Speaker 1: we can hear.

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Speaker 4: What you're saying, we can't tell it. Your voices looks

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Speaker 4: like I'm not gonna listen, So go ahead, nobody.

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Speaker 3: We have the voice changer on the DRAINO is ready,

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Speaker 3: You're now the mass speaker.

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Speaker 2: Whenever you're ready, go ahead, give us your confession.

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Speaker 5: So I'm not proud of this first of all, But

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Speaker 5: about three years ago, my friend asked me to watch

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Speaker 5: her house and petsu for her while she was out

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Speaker 5: of town. Okay, I was watching her dog, you know,

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Speaker 5: just chill and watching Netflix and drinking some wine, and

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Speaker 5: I was just kind of bored, and like, you know,

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Speaker 5: you're in your friend's house and you're by yourself, and

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Speaker 5: so I just kind of went exploring and I was

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Speaker 5: in our closet trying on your clothes.

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Speaker 4: Wait a minute, is that what you do?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I just like curiosity, but curiosity definitely killed the cat

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Speaker 5: in this case.

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Speaker 4: Oh wait, the cat's still alive.

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Speaker 5: No dog a dog?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 5: I thought that terrible of the person, Thank god.

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Speaker 3: But okay, I got bored and murdered in Anna, what

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Speaker 3: happened while you're exploring the house?

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Speaker 5: Well, I was trying in her clothes because like we're

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Speaker 5: similar size and just like we've traded close before, but

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Speaker 5: this was before her wedding, and I decided to try

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Speaker 5: on her wedding dress.

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Speaker 4: No, I'm a guy, and even I know that's messed up.

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Speaker 2: That is like a sacred What are you saying.

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Speaker 3: We've all tried on people's wedding dresses when we're at

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Speaker 3: their houses before.

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Speaker 2: Let's not pretend.

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Speaker 1: Why did you want to put it on?

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Speaker 5: I was drunk. I don't know. I was just having

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Speaker 5: fun and like, I've never tried on a wedding dress before.

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Speaker 4: Also, a wedding dress is like thousands and thousands of dollars.

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Speaker 4: I don't think if I've ever put on an itematic expense. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: you don't have a chance to try one on ever casually.

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Speaker 4: I never seen a bride not look good in her

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Speaker 4: wedding dress.

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Speaker 2: So how did it look on you, Megan?

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Speaker 5: I mean when I listened the mirror, I felt beautiful,

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Speaker 5: and I like started pretending like I was toasting and

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Speaker 5: it was with a glass of red wine.

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Speaker 4: No, oh my, I.

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Speaker 5: Turned the wrong way and I dropped the glass completely

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Speaker 5: down the front of the down.

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Speaker 4: Gosh, I am freaking out for you.

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Speaker 2: What did you do?

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Speaker 5: I freaked out. I just was like, oh my god,

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Speaker 5: how am I going to clean this? So I grabbed

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Speaker 5: like soda water and like detergent, was trying to dab

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Speaker 5: and clean it and like.

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Speaker 4: You can't right.

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Speaker 5: It with satin and lace. I tried for like a

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Speaker 5: good two and a half hours of like trying to

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Speaker 5: figure out what to do, and the more I rubbed it,

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Speaker 5: the more it expanded into like this ugly light in

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Speaker 5: areas and like, oh yeah, it was like pink and

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Speaker 5: like peace colored. Was the sussing.

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Speaker 2: But hey, at.

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Speaker 4: Least you're not bored anymore.

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Speaker 1: How are you going to explain that to your friend

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Speaker 1: when she gets home?

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Speaker 5: This is why I'm a bad person. I didn't. Oh no,

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Speaker 5: it wasn't working, and so I just put it back

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Speaker 5: into the dressing garment container thing and I hung it

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Speaker 5: back in her closet and I did not tell her

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Speaker 5: you want This is where it gets worse. This was

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Speaker 5: like a couple of months before the wedding and leading

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Speaker 5: up to it. I just kept being like, hey, I

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Speaker 5: really want to see you in the dress, like are

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Speaker 5: you sure this is the one? Like whatever, and she

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Speaker 5: was like, no, I don't want to take it out.

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Speaker 5: It fits like I don't want to like get anything

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Speaker 5: on it.

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Speaker 3: Oh you're trying to help her like discover it before

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Speaker 3: the actual wedding.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I could not let her know with me, she would

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Speaker 5: kill me, So I didn't tell her. Cut to the

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Speaker 5: day of the wedding. We're like in the bridal suite

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Speaker 5: and she pulls it out and she's devastated.

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Speaker 4: Oh my goddess, why didn't you like secretly take it

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Speaker 4: to a cleaner or something.

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Speaker 5: There was no there was literally no way for me

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Speaker 5: to get into her house without like there was no way.

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Speaker 5: There was no way. Yeah, And so I literally was

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Speaker 5: practicing in a mirror before like she took it out,

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Speaker 5: being like, oh my god, what happened, like just trying

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Speaker 5: to make it any We did not suspect it was me.

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Speaker 5: We were all like emotional.

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Speaker 4: What did she end up wearing? What did she do?

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Speaker 5: Oh, she wore a freaking dress and she wore down

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Speaker 5: the aisle. And so for all of the photos, like

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Speaker 5: she had a huge bouquet that she just had to

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Speaker 5: hold it awkward angles to try and like cover up

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Speaker 5: the dress.

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Speaker 4: Bob, the veil is just crazy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just gotten like a flower girl, small child to

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Speaker 1: stand in front of me the ENTI that is terrible.

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Speaker 2: And so you've never mentioned to.

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Speaker 5: Her, No, I have not told her. The rest of

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Speaker 5: the day was like beautiful and special, but I completely

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Speaker 5: ruined it.

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Speaker 4: No you didn't.

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Speaker 1: I mean, god, it's a terrible thing to do. But

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Speaker 1: she's still married, right, and she had a great time

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Speaker 1: at her wedding.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, but I will never be able to tell.

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Speaker 1: Her that more memorable. Yeah, it's at that point nobody

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Speaker 1: remembers anything that goes perfectly.

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Speaker 5: That's why we all remember Brook's wedding, considering these are

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Speaker 5: like memorialized in photos. I just I just like had

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Speaker 5: to say something.

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Speaker 4: I hope you gave her like a ginormous wedding gift.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I'm paying for a lot of drinks nowadays.

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Speaker 2: And she said, why are you?

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Speaker 5: Did you come into money? And I'm like, uh no,

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Speaker 5: you're just like really deserve it.

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Speaker 1: No, it's a guilt that's paid for.

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Speaker 2: Damn. Well, if anybody wants Megan to house sit, text

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Speaker 2: in nine two.

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Speaker 5: Here the dog's signed.

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Speaker 2: She's good at watching your pets.

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Speaker 3: But text in if you have a confession you've been

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Speaker 3: holding on to, we can hide your identity, mask your voice,

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Speaker 3: and make you the next mass speaker.

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