Speaker 1: Hi, my little Valentines. It's Lala, Kent and rand And
Speaker 1: this is give them La La with Randall and today
Speaker 1: is the day of love.
Speaker 2: Are you proud of me?
Speaker 3: You didn't make the joke. Yeah, you remembered my name again.
Speaker 2: I just want to make sure you're proud of me
Speaker 2: that I didn't say anything.
Speaker 1: I'm so proud of you you. So today is a
Speaker 1: special day because it is Valentine's Day. But a lot
Speaker 1: of people sit there and they're like, oh, fuck, Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1: I don't have a lover, and I don't feel like
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day is really about like having a significant other.
Speaker 1: For me, it's always been my little brother Easton's birthday.
Speaker 2: Okay, Lala, that's very specific for the rest of us
Speaker 2: that are romantic, right, it is about Valentine's Day.
Speaker 3: Have a significant other.
Speaker 2: It's not about your brother Valentine's Day.
Speaker 3: It's his birthday. I think that's more special.
Speaker 2: Okay. Well, if people know you, which most people are
Speaker 2: listening probably do, they know that You're family is the
Speaker 2: most important thing on the planet. But for the rest
Speaker 2: of us on planet Earth, Valentine's Day is a romantic
Speaker 2: lover's day and By the way, I want to tell
Speaker 2: you that it is the greatest day on the planet.
Speaker 2: You get to shower, spoil your lover with unlimited, unlimited things, roses,
Speaker 2: sexy things, surprises.
Speaker 1: Sounds like just another day for La La. Okay, well
Speaker 1: that just sounds like an every day.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, you're an exception.
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, but you're whom like I'm sure a lot
Speaker 1: of chicks that are listening to this are going to
Speaker 1: be like.
Speaker 3: Oh, Randall Emmett. He's making Valentine's Day about lovers.
Speaker 1: Like, if you think about it, most people are like,
Speaker 1: fuck Valentine's Date.
Speaker 3: No sort of a reminder that you.
Speaker 2: Don't like it. I don't like where this is going.
Speaker 2: First of all, this is not acceptable.
Speaker 3: You're so romantic, though, I don't like it, but.
Speaker 2: Stop saying it's like because there's a lot of Okay,
Speaker 2: let me say something. When I was single, like when
Speaker 2: dinosaurs roam the earth. Okay, I remember Valentine's Day, and
Speaker 2: you know what, I still didn't have that attitude, like
Speaker 2: like fucked balance. You know what I did.
Speaker 3: You're not a girl. Okay, keep going, but you're not
Speaker 3: a check Keep going, but you know.
Speaker 2: What I did? I spoiled my mother. I did things
Speaker 2: like that. All I'm saying is this, you don't have
Speaker 2: to have a partner in bound. And it's like, if
Speaker 2: you're single.
Speaker 3: Then you we're saying the same thing, Randall.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But for me, it's like even when I was
Speaker 2: in college and I was like broke no money, Like I, okay,
Speaker 2: this is a true story. I sold one of my TVs.
Speaker 2: My roommate was not happy I sold the TV. True
Speaker 2: story was a plasma. It's a plasma. I sold this
Speaker 2: TV for like maybe sixty bucks. And I was able
Speaker 2: to hire a friend for ten bucks. And when I
Speaker 2: and I cooked a whole romantic dinner in my dorm
Speaker 2: room to this girl that I really liked at the time,
Speaker 2: so there you go. So oh no, that was like
Speaker 2: double steak and there was like a.
Speaker 3: Big potato, and oh you sold the TV to.
Speaker 2: Make to get all that shit and be able to
Speaker 2: get flowers. I couldn't afford anything.
Speaker 3: That is so sad.
Speaker 2: See most people say that's romantic, Tim.
Speaker 3: I would never know, Tim, who the hell is giving?
Speaker 1: Did you at least get Poonani after If you're giving
Speaker 1: up a plasma for.
Speaker 3: One freaking dinner.
Speaker 2: I probably bought a card. I don't remember. It was
Speaker 2: a long time ago, but it was.
Speaker 3: That's Randall Emmont for you though. That's what he does.
Speaker 1: He's like, if I have to sell something to just
Speaker 1: give a chick one nice dinner, that's what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm so lucky to have you. I would never
Speaker 3: do that.
Speaker 2: No, you would. You would. You would let us starve.
Speaker 3: To death because vale you reach.
Speaker 2: It in your pocket. I don't remember.
Speaker 1: Okay, I actually have something really romantic planned I do
Speaker 1: for to nice. It's not like it's not I'm telling
Speaker 1: you you guys, Randall, if you bang on the table
Speaker 1: one more time.
Speaker 3: I'm going to bang.
Speaker 2: But it's pretty funny.
Speaker 3: Pull it together, rookie. No banging on the table.
Speaker 1: No listen, listen. My little brother's birthday is February fourteen,
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day, and for me today is like super emotional
Speaker 1: because it's just another day that like, my brother's by
Speaker 1: himself on his birthday, meaning he doesn't have his dad.
Speaker 2: Okay, but your brother has a girlfriend, a serious girlfriend,
Speaker 2: And I talked to him today and he is, yeah,
Speaker 2: he's happy. You're not like you're creating something that doesn't exist.
Speaker 2: Your brother is very excited today, and I talked to him,
Speaker 2: I said, you're I woke up next to your sister
Speaker 2: and she has tears in her eyes, and I said,
Speaker 2: please call her because it is an emotional date for
Speaker 2: your dad. That I do know. I know that your
Speaker 2: dad not being here, Daddy's girl. I got that part.
Speaker 2: I get well, And I'm so older. Brother's not happy.
Speaker 3: I know the life Easton's great.
Speaker 1: It's me the thought of, like, oh, his birthday, dad,
Speaker 1: And and as you get older, you're like not hanging out
Speaker 1: with your family as much. You know, everyone like starts
Speaker 1: getting boyfriends and girlfriends, and I'm like just another bird
Speaker 1: birthday that he's like grown and we're not together.
Speaker 3: It sucks.
Speaker 2: Okay, but let's talk about your Valentine's Day. Let's just
Speaker 2: talk about positivity.
Speaker 3: Okay, Let's talk about what I got.
Speaker 1: I got so much candy all over my closet and
Speaker 1: then I got three cards, not just one that told
Speaker 1: me how much Randall Emmett loves me.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you. So can we talk about the uplifting
Speaker 2: part about Valentine's Day, not the negative? And you also
Speaker 2: got to give you gotta got You also got a
Speaker 2: pre Valentine's Day gift this week? Did you forget about that?
Speaker 3: Wait? So was was the Chanel bag?
Speaker 1: And I'm sorry, slash happy Valentine's Day?
Speaker 3: Is that what it was? I mean, I think it's great.
Speaker 3: I just didn't know that it was double meaning.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm moving on for this whole thing. You know
Speaker 2: what you make Valentine like. I actually want to go
Speaker 2: home now and just bury my head in the pillow.
Speaker 3: Because that's what we all killed Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2: Yes, and we're going to also have We're surprising each
Speaker 2: other tonight, we said with romantic gestures.
Speaker 3: Which neither one of us bow.
Speaker 2: Okay, I got a little like Tim I meant like
Speaker 2: a romantic dinner.
Speaker 1: Randall's forty eight. I'm twenty nine. I still need bomb chicken. Wow, Wow,
Speaker 1: time I'm wearing wan Gerie.
Speaker 3: I got us a sexy game.
Speaker 2: You got my attention?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Hello, Hi over here Valentine's Dinner. Get out of here.
Speaker 2: Okay, you stopped me here like.
Speaker 1: The one the one time that it's like we don't
Speaker 1: even have to sit there and be like, hey, we
Speaker 1: don't have kids, should we?
Speaker 2: Like I want to ask you this, ask your producer
Speaker 2: tim what he did for his girl this morning? Would
Speaker 2: you do?
Speaker 3: What did you do for your wife this morning?
Speaker 4: Tim, Well, we celebrated last night, but tell us, Tim share.
Speaker 4: We went to a place called Black Market Liquor Bar
Speaker 4: in Studio City.
Speaker 2: You got drinks, got drung. I did even get drunk.
Speaker 4: But we had a couple a couple of coppa cocktails,
Speaker 4: you know, vomitos, rappid doos, that's what they call them
Speaker 4: at the Black Market Liquor Bar.
Speaker 3: Okay, so that you get lucky.
Speaker 1: After no comment, Good for you, Tim, Producer Timmy Banks.
Speaker 2: Have I Timmy went at it. I'm very happy.
Speaker 3: I'm also very excited. Yeah you're gonna have fun tonight,
Speaker 3: I promise.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm excited.
Speaker 1: Yeah, your heart's going to be racing. I've got the
Speaker 1: paramedics on call just in case, you know, he has
Speaker 1: a little too cardiac arrest. Okay, So today I also
Speaker 1: want to celebrate Valentine's Day by preaching self love. Our
Speaker 1: guest today is one of my best friends in the
Speaker 1: entire world. We did not start off on the greatest foot,
Speaker 1: and some people like an understatement, but because of that, I.
Speaker 3: Fucking respect this bitch so much.
Speaker 1: We went toes for like a couple of years, and
Speaker 1: neither one of us like really caved until both of
Speaker 1: us were like, you know what, let's apologize. And since
Speaker 1: that day, which happened on the reunion oh season five, Okay,
Speaker 1: we both apologized.
Speaker 3: And now that bitch is in my mother effing wedding.
Speaker 1: She's a brides maid, Katie freaking caloney wait, and.
Speaker 2: Her husband is a groomsman. How cool is that? But
Speaker 2: here's the thing, you know what, I agree with you.
Speaker 2: I think so Look, I think what you were trying
Speaker 2: to say in the beginning of this podcast self love
Speaker 2: and self love, like ye, and I agree with you.
Speaker 2: Can I just say this, I agree with you if
Speaker 2: you don't have.
Speaker 1: A signet on a tangent about how much I loved Katie.
Speaker 2: Yes, but but I just want to say if you
Speaker 2: have a significant if you don't have a significant lover,
Speaker 2: like you can have self love and have the greatest
Speaker 2: volunte to day. A lot of my friends tonight are
Speaker 2: going to go out together in a big group, go
Speaker 2: have fun, blasted out da da. I think I think
Speaker 2: that's equally as fun, And then next year they'll probably
Speaker 2: be in love and different kind voluns, I say, I
Speaker 2: just think it's important that either you're showing love. If
Speaker 2: it's your mom, your dad, your brother, your sister, you're
Speaker 2: going to be an other adulge yourself. I think as
Speaker 2: long as you're extra love is what I care about today.
Speaker 2: But I want to say one thing. Katie and Tom.
Speaker 2: Over these years, and I don't think a lot of
Speaker 2: people know this about us, but I mean we travel
Speaker 2: with them, they become really good friends to both of us.
Speaker 2: And Katie I think is probably one of the most
Speaker 2: grounded people I know, Like she doesn't really escalate. If
Speaker 2: she doesn't like a hotel room, for sure, she'll check
Speaker 2: the fuck out of that room and leave us hanging.
Speaker 2: But other than that, then we'll get to that. Don't worry, Katie,
Speaker 2: we got that coming. But other than that, I swear
Speaker 2: to you Katie and Tom now I know why they're
Speaker 2: together because Tom is like my kind of center. Like
Speaker 2: if I hang out with Tom, I always feel like
Speaker 2: I'm okay. He just makes you feel like life is
Speaker 2: not that serious. And Katie, I think, just brings you
Speaker 2: kind of the same ground in his She just keeps
Speaker 2: it in perspective and she always tells it like it is,
Speaker 2: and I think that's a misinterpretation, like me, like I'm
Speaker 2: a bull in a China shop, and people will take
Speaker 2: that as, oh, Randy's an asshole, Randall's Randy's just super error.
Speaker 2: But I think that when people are truthful, and I
Speaker 2: think Katie is very truthful but beyond sensitive as well,
Speaker 2: and I think that's a misunderstanding.
Speaker 1: I think, like you say, you know, yeah, and I
Speaker 1: know Katie when cameras are off right and when she's
Speaker 1: in a very vulnerable and sensitive place and what she
Speaker 1: deals with on a day to day basis and still
Speaker 1: like goes out into the world and freaking kills it.
Speaker 1: I think is definitely an inspiration to many many people,
Speaker 1: especially women.
Speaker 2: And I think that I'm excited to have Katie here
Speaker 2: on this to sit with us, because I think people
Speaker 2: really will get to know Katie the way you know Katie,
Speaker 2: the way I know Katie. And look, Katie's a badass.
Speaker 2: I mean, Katie says it how it is, but it's
Speaker 2: a Katy. She's very vulnerable like you, Yes, you both,
Speaker 2: I know I know the both.
Speaker 1: I know both Katies. I know when you go toes
Speaker 1: with her, she don't fuck around. That's why I love her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I know that she's like the sweetest and that's
Speaker 1: that's my goal today.
Speaker 2: By the way, I think that's.
Speaker 3: See the real Katie Maloney.
Speaker 2: And I think that was a great intro. I think
Speaker 2: that before we bring Katie out here, I think we
Speaker 2: got to go to the voicemails real quick, because I
Speaker 2: love this is.
Speaker 3: My favorite favorite part of the podcast.
Speaker 2: I tell you why, it's my favorite part. Tell me
Speaker 2: because every voice when we do, they they'll DM me right,
Speaker 2: and then I get to repost it like I'm cool,
Speaker 2: like somebody knows me, so I get it any following. Yeah,
Speaker 2: every So if we did like two voice, two voicemails,
Speaker 2: I get two new followers. So I'm very excited about that.
Speaker 2: I love it. The important thing.
Speaker 3: Should we listen to our first voicemail? Yep, Okay, thank guys.
Speaker 5: So I was just wondering for Laala, when you're filming
Speaker 5: your interviews, is it hard to always talk in the
Speaker 5: present tense, because obviously using your interviews after everything happens,
Speaker 5: and I feel like I would always want to talk
Speaker 5: in the past tense. And for Randall, what do you
Speaker 5: think Lala's most funny moment on Vandard Pump was thanks love.
Speaker 6: You, guys.
Speaker 3: I love this voicemail.
Speaker 1: You know, it's not that hard to talk talk about
Speaker 1: the past in the present because all of these things
Speaker 1: really happen. So when they're asking you about these things
Speaker 1: in the interviews, I started getting wound up again.
Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: Fuck that bitch when she said that to me, you know,
Speaker 1: And it's it's almost like therapy those interview sessions. I'm like,
Speaker 1: thanks for the free therapy, guys. I feel great now,
Speaker 1: you know. So, No, that part's not hard. My favorite
Speaker 1: part of the question is what's your favorite vander Pump
Speaker 1: moment of La La Kent.
Speaker 3: Wow, let's talk about me some more.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 2: I honestly, and this is not a cop out. I
Speaker 2: actually like all of it. I just think you're funniest shit.
Speaker 1: I really do you even think BJ's for the pj's.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you don't think all of it's funny?
Speaker 2: That one is not. That was not my favorite?
Speaker 3: What about like, let's get it Pop and Daddy?
Speaker 2: Fine, Okay, we're going to other plant. I'm trying to
Speaker 2: give you general landscape, Like what I love about you
Speaker 2: on your show, honestly is that you are pretty authentic.
Speaker 2: Whether I like it or not, you are as real
Speaker 2: as it gets. Like Lala here, Lala at home, Lala
Speaker 2: on the show doesn't change. There's no other gear. It's
Speaker 2: not like, oh, we're going to Laala on TV, right.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know Lala in the office and in life,
Speaker 2: she doesn't have other gears. So that's the respect I
Speaker 2: always give you. So it's hard like I would never
Speaker 2: you know, in the four years we'll be going out,
Speaker 2: I'd never try to edit you. There are a few
Speaker 2: things like that line or two I wish you had
Speaker 2: never said, but I don't really have a say over
Speaker 2: things that come out of your mouth. So yeah, the
Speaker 2: whole past.
Speaker 1: And this is why I love him, because he's like,
Speaker 1: that's Lala. You cannot censor someone who's almost thirty. This
Speaker 1: is who I am, whether you like it or not,
Speaker 1: I'm not changing. I'm sorry. My mom tried at a
Speaker 1: young age. It didn't happen.
Speaker 3: Everyone should give up. Yeah, Okay, that's what it is.
Speaker 2: You just brought back a few moments that I could
Speaker 2: let go. So let's move forward.
Speaker 3: Right, Let's move forward to the next voicemail.
Speaker 6: Hey, my name is Hillary. I love you guys on
Speaker 6: the show. I'm really that Rand is on the show.
Speaker 6: I think he's a pretty cool guy. I also like
Speaker 6: his voice. Anyways, question for you, Laala. You know Katie
Speaker 6: was really brutal and really disgusting a couple seasons ago,
Speaker 6: just the nastiness and the attacking and the pointing fingers
Speaker 6: about your relationship. And I'm just wondering how you guys
Speaker 6: made up. And I know that you're really really close
Speaker 6: right now, so would love to hear all about that.
Speaker 6: And also love your pod show.
Speaker 1: Bye Okay, I love this voicemail. And here's why. Let's
Speaker 1: be very clear, Katie was nasty to me. Whila was
Speaker 1: nasty to Katie. I made comments about I body shamed,
Speaker 1: which still to this day is the most embarrassing moment
Speaker 1: I've ever had on vander Pump Rules. I talked about
Speaker 1: her relationship as well. I said things that were absolutely inappropriate,
Speaker 1: and I respect her for not punching me in the face,
Speaker 1: because if someone said the thing about you and I
Speaker 1: that I said to about Schwartzy, I would have decked them.
Speaker 1: So people love to talk about, oh but Katie did
Speaker 1: this to you, and it's like, okay, but let's switch this,
Speaker 1: let's think about what I also did to Katie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I also think, just to add to close
Speaker 2: this out, I agree with all that. And I think
Speaker 2: that Katie didn't know you at the time. She didn't
Speaker 2: know our relationship at the time because I wasn't anywhere around.
Speaker 2: And I think that you didn't know Katie. And I
Speaker 2: think the two of you through time became best friends
Speaker 2: because that's life, that's what happens. People don't it's a misunderstanding.
Speaker 2: I think you misunderstood her, she misunderstood you. Today, when
Speaker 2: we're on vacation in places, I'm like, it's like you
Speaker 2: guys have known each other for twenty years.
Speaker 1: So I can't even think of a time that we
Speaker 1: It's very hard to look back at that time.
Speaker 3: It is. I can't even fathom doing that to her again.
Speaker 1: Right, So I think I think we should have Miss
Speaker 1: Katie Maloney Schwartz join us.
Speaker 3: Yes about that time.
Speaker 2: I agree.
Speaker 1: We have the infamous bad Bitch Katie Maloney shorts and
Speaker 1: the mother effing building, and the building today is Sir restaurant.
Speaker 3: All began. We're literally sitting in the VIP and this
Speaker 3: is my.
Speaker 2: Favorite part of Katie Welcome the Mothership. Hi, we're so
Speaker 2: it's like hanging out. It's like we're like, we could
Speaker 2: be anywhere right now. But exactly, I just want to say,
Speaker 2: because it is odd, at least for me, that we're
Speaker 2: here where it all started. You started, Just to refresh,
Speaker 2: you started here eight years ago?
Speaker 4: No, I started. I got hired here in two thousand
Speaker 4: and nine.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 4: Yeah eleven years a yeah, years ago, a lifetime.
Speaker 2: Wait, it just tell me what that was like in
Speaker 2: a nutshell, just what happened? How did you get here?
Speaker 2: And then how did you get on the show.
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 4: I came here for dinner one time and I loved it,
Speaker 4: and I was like, I want to work here. I
Speaker 4: mean it's it's I mean, it's such a cool place
Speaker 4: to come and have dinner and I like the vibe
Speaker 4: and I just wanted to work here and I might
Speaker 4: Giarma the first time I came, and of course he's like,
Speaker 4: here's my card, like if you never need anything, And
Speaker 4: so I like emailed him and I was like are
Speaker 4: you hiring? And he's like, we'll bring your resume and
Speaker 4: they were hiring and I was like, okay, well even
Speaker 4: if it's in like three months, from now, like, give
Speaker 4: me a call, and I swear almost three months of
Speaker 4: the day he called me and I was working on
Speaker 4: my other job and I was like, wait, what was that?
Speaker 4: What was that Barney's beanery?
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is so great. So he calls you says
Speaker 2: come in.
Speaker 4: Yeah, come in, and so I, yeah, I started training.
Speaker 2: Okay, Now how long is it from the time you
Speaker 2: started training to the time A you met Tom and
Speaker 2: b you got on the show. This's all happened?
Speaker 4: Okay, so it was probably that was October two thousand
Speaker 4: and nine. I met Tom. I would say, June May,
Speaker 4: June of twenty ten.
Speaker 3: Wow, okay, wow, you were brand new.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then when there's a show come into life? How
Speaker 2: does that happen?
Speaker 4: That was probably two thousand and twelve to the pilot
Speaker 4: and all of that, and.
Speaker 3: What did they say?
Speaker 1: They just like came into the restaurant. They were like, hey,
Speaker 1: we're gonna film you guys.
Speaker 4: Yes, So how so I started working here before the
Speaker 4: Real Housewives started all of that. So we thought because
Speaker 4: this was before the lounge had opened, so they called
Speaker 4: a meeting. We thought it was going to be a
Speaker 4: meeting about the lounge and what was going to happen
Speaker 4: and just sort of sort of that kind of information
Speaker 4: and we got here and they're like, so we want
Speaker 4: to do a show here about you guys. It was
Speaker 4: a whole it was like, this whole staff was here
Speaker 4: and they're like, if anyone's not interested, you can leave.
Speaker 4: Those of those of you who are interested stay.
Speaker 3: Did a lot of people leave?
Speaker 4: So yeah, some people left?
Speaker 7: Really yeah, wow, oh they fucked us.
Speaker 4: But me, krist and Stacia looked at each other. We're like,
Speaker 4: we got this.
Speaker 2: That's what they do.
Speaker 3: They do. Got this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you basically ran. So from that point on you
Speaker 2: start filming. Yeah, and then when's like the first time
Speaker 2: you realize, oh my god, I'm recognizable? Like when does that?
Speaker 2: Because I always ask my actor friends in my movies,
Speaker 2: I always say like, there's people don't like to ask
Speaker 2: that question, But when is the first moment where you
Speaker 2: walk outside and somebody comes up to you goes, oh
Speaker 2: my god, Katie, we're a fan, Like do you remember
Speaker 2: even that moment?
Speaker 4: A lot of people would look at me and ask
Speaker 4: me like, did you go to this high school? Like
Speaker 4: everyone thought I like they just recognized me from somewhere
Speaker 4: and then they're like, oh, never It was a lot
Speaker 4: of things they couldn't place me. Yeah, and then yeah,
Speaker 4: so it just was it sort of slowly.
Speaker 2: Hopped slowly and then the show and then and then
Speaker 2: the show explodes and you guys.
Speaker 3: Can't go in in and now they know for damn sure,
Speaker 3: they didn't go to high school with her, they know
Speaker 3: she's Yeah.
Speaker 4: I guess I guess it was when I guess it
Speaker 4: was when other like celebrities started recognizing.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, because because Hollywood, which is great, which is
Speaker 2: great because half of my industry. Obviously, even before I
Speaker 2: met Lala, like we were all like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: Vanner Purple is the best show. They go crazy, they
Speaker 2: do crazy. No, I mean, you guys, how many people
Speaker 2: in Hollywood? You know we're big fans. So I thought, yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, I thought that. I thought, I just think
Speaker 2: it's cool to hear like the origins, because I don't
Speaker 2: think people really know, like ten eleven years you've been
Speaker 2: at this, that's a career, that star.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, it's a long time.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: But how amazing that the place that she really wanted
Speaker 1: to work at because it was chic, and then like
Speaker 1: that was going to be her life story, like the
Speaker 1: place I really wanted to work, just decided to do
Speaker 1: a TV show with my friends and it was a
Speaker 1: huge success. And now we're buying houses and whatnot.
Speaker 2: It's insane. Not my houses, I mean giving you a
Speaker 2: life that the origin of this place. You know. Obviously,
Speaker 2: your personality, the cast personality, you know, creates the success
Speaker 2: of the show. But it is pretty cool that we're
Speaker 2: sitting here in the place where you were taking orders
Speaker 2: at a restaurant. Now you're, you know, a superstar.
Speaker 4: I think it's it's crazy because in LA we all
Speaker 4: take jobs at restaurants just as it means to an
Speaker 4: end to hopefully end up on TV in another capacity.
Speaker 4: You never think that taking a job at that restaurant
Speaker 4: is going to put you on TV. You know what
Speaker 4: I mean. It's right, it's very Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: Crazy, yeah, because that same type of it all starts
Speaker 1: with I went to sir just to have dinner.
Speaker 3: It's the same thing with me.
Speaker 1: I went to sort of just simply have dinner, and
Speaker 1: then all of the sudden, you know, the OG's welcome
Speaker 1: me onto the cast. And five years completed a lot
Speaker 1: of rough patches, and then it's like the best time
Speaker 1: ever However, a lot of things come with being on
Speaker 1: a reality TV show because people think they can talk
Speaker 1: to you a different way than they would obviously talk
Speaker 1: to Jennifer Aniston, you know, yeah, and Katie knows a
Speaker 1: lot about that. So what is it like when you
Speaker 1: you know, you went to the Oscar brunch, you looked
Speaker 1: chic af and I saw that you posted something that
Speaker 1: someone had commented this is this year?
Speaker 3: This just happened. I wanted to physically assault the person
Speaker 3: that she's going to tell.
Speaker 8: You, so I want to Oh yeah, So myself, Saucy
Speaker 8: Brittany and then Tom Jacks and bo we got invited
Speaker 8: to the E had like a pre Oscar brunch.
Speaker 4: It was like a show that they had worth like
Speaker 4: all kinds of different segments and maybe dictionary so like,
Speaker 4: so the thing was like a brunch. Like I wasn't
Speaker 4: supposed to dressed, like I'm going to the Oscars. I
Speaker 4: was like, okay, well, let me just wear So I
Speaker 4: wanted to wear something that was like Parisian chic and
Speaker 4: like you know, Chanelle Carrie Bradshaw. So I yeah, I
Speaker 4: put on a skirt that I got from Paris. Okay,
Speaker 4: with a little like cute blazer and everything, and like Saucy.
Speaker 4: I sent a picture of Saucy. She goes, oh my god, yes,
Speaker 4: it's like cool. They didn't think anything of it, and
Speaker 4: then Brittany posted a picture of it, and then of
Speaker 4: course all the comments were dominated just by everyone hating
Speaker 4: on my outfit, which I'm used to it. People don't like,
Speaker 4: how do you.
Speaker 2: Deal with it? How do you deal with that? Because
Speaker 2: you're such a nice person. I know you for a
Speaker 2: long time. Now, how like when this first started, I
Speaker 2: got a lot of mean comments about my weight and
Speaker 2: things like that. I mean, she knows, and like I
Speaker 2: flipped out in the beginning. Now I've turned it out.
Speaker 2: But you've been doing this for ten years. So how
Speaker 2: do you take it? Does it put you into a
Speaker 2: like retreat or does it make you attack or do
Speaker 2: you just not give a shit?
Speaker 4: It depends on what they're saying, what they go in for.
Speaker 1: Well, the comment that you circled and reposted on your institutions,
Speaker 1: let's talk about that.
Speaker 4: So this person she had said, I don't think it's
Speaker 4: so much of the outfit. It's about the fact that
Speaker 4: she gained weight, and if she was in shape, the
Speaker 4: outpha wouldn't look bad.
Speaker 2: Oh that's gross.
Speaker 4: It's also her personality and her I feel bad for
Speaker 4: her husband because she probably never had sex with him.
Speaker 4: I mean, she just what she just went like for
Speaker 4: it all. And I really tried. I've gotten to I've
Speaker 4: just I try to not look at the comments because
Speaker 4: I know what's there and if I go look at them,
Speaker 4: it will it will affect me. It will affect me
Speaker 4: because I have I have yes, I have a thick skin.
Speaker 4: And I try to remind myself that these are strangers.
Speaker 4: I don't know them, their opinions.
Speaker 2: Really strangers in a dark room, who are who will
Speaker 2: never come out of that room? Right, it's all hide
Speaker 2: behind a screen because but at the same time, you're
Speaker 2: a human being.
Speaker 4: But I'm a human being, of course. But I saw
Speaker 4: this one and it just like really stood out to
Speaker 4: me as just being exceptionally evil. Wow, And I just
Speaker 4: was like no, And so I just decided that I'm
Speaker 4: just like you know what, I just I'm just gonna
Speaker 4: go ahead and just put this on my story. Good
Speaker 4: good for you, because I just think this is disgusting
Speaker 4: and inappropriate and I don't care who gets mad at me.
Speaker 4: I just think that I want all my followers, right.
Speaker 2: And maybe and maybe that'll distract some people from not
Speaker 2: saying shit like that.
Speaker 1: Did you get a lot of people in the DMS
Speaker 1: that were like, I can't believe someone would.
Speaker 4: Say that to you. Oh yes, yeah, no I And
Speaker 4: of course I have a lot of people that were like,
Speaker 4: don't listen to that. I think you look awesome and
Speaker 4: you know, and I appreciate that love and support, but
Speaker 4: it's just, you know, I didn't cry about that, you know,
Speaker 4: it was It wasn't like I was like sad and oppressed.
Speaker 4: It was just more like, wow, like this person is
Speaker 4: a monster.
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly. I have had people say really horrible things
Speaker 2: like that, even worse like I should die or things
Speaker 2: like that. Yeah, and I blasted a few of them.
Speaker 2: I just think the fact that people think they can
Speaker 2: just spew anything because their own miserable life, it's just
Speaker 2: not they.
Speaker 4: Think they can say it to me because of the
Speaker 4: horrible things I've said to other people. They think I
Speaker 4: deserve it because I'm not a nice person, or because
Speaker 4: I've said mean things to Lalla or to you know,
Speaker 4: I got James fired, and they backed me into this
Speaker 4: corner of like, well, I can't say anything because I've
Speaker 4: done and said this, I know, but.
Speaker 2: Don't make a right exactly.
Speaker 3: It's not a tit for tat. But let's let's make
Speaker 3: something very clear.
Speaker 1: When people are watching us on television, everyone involved.
Speaker 3: On the show is going toes with each other.
Speaker 1: If Katie's going toes with someone, it's because they've said
Speaker 1: something on the show. It's definitely a tit for tat
Speaker 1: type of thing. But as an outsider, you watching the
Speaker 1: show are not Captain save the weakest link, No, And
Speaker 1: they think that that's okay, and they want to talk
Speaker 1: to you about your behavior in certain scenes, and it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: but let's remember how long we film. Let's remember that
Speaker 1: these scenes are cut into an hour long episode, and
Speaker 1: it's not your job to say anything except sit your
Speaker 1: ass on the couch and enjoy your fucking Tuesday night.
Speaker 4: You were not there, like these people were not there.
Speaker 4: Just because they're watching something on TV does not mean
Speaker 4: that you were there and that you can speak on.
Speaker 2: By the way, come on, and in all respect to that,
Speaker 2: I've seen you guys all have your moments, but at
Speaker 2: the end of the day, I've also seen I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: let's not do that again. We can be better than that.
Speaker 2: I've seen it from all of you guys, not just Jack's.
Speaker 2: I've seen it with Tom. I've seen it. So the
Speaker 2: part that these people saying these things, they don't see
Speaker 2: the part where it's like, hey, I love you, I
Speaker 2: made a mistake, let's be better. And none of these
Speaker 2: people on the internet when they say this shite ever,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you an well.
Speaker 4: I feel like they do see that they've seen my apologies.
Speaker 4: They've seen apologies with me a lot that they just
Speaker 4: don't want to remember those.
Speaker 2: They want to go to the bad stuff.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: And I'll say one of the things I've gone after
Speaker 2: people on the internet who've come after me, and a
Speaker 2: lot of times they'll flip their whole tune and say, oh,
Speaker 2: I didn't know you're a real person or favor Yeah
Speaker 2: I didn't know you. I thought this was like somewhere.
Speaker 2: I'm like, so, wait, that makes it okay that you
Speaker 2: could talk. So I feel for you guys, because you
Speaker 2: guys have it that times where I want to ask
Speaker 2: one thing, this this fall that I that I heard
Speaker 2: about that I never had a real conversation with you about,
Speaker 2: can you just tell me what happened? Because I know
Speaker 2: it's a big deal in your life, and yeah, this
Speaker 2: was traumatizing on every level. I just what, how did
Speaker 2: this all happen?
Speaker 4: Okay, so it actually happened right around the time I
Speaker 4: got hired here. It was like right when I finished
Speaker 4: my training here and I was supposed to start my shift.
Speaker 4: So the night before I was supposed to start my
Speaker 4: first shift here, I was hanging out with my friends
Speaker 4: at one of their apartment buildings on the roof, and
Speaker 4: it was very chill. It wasn't like I was going
Speaker 4: wild or anything. That I sat on an old skylight.
Speaker 4: It was a big, massive, old skylight and I sat
Speaker 4: on it and it broke. I fell twenty five feet
Speaker 4: and landed on a staircase and had brain injury. I
Speaker 4: broke my collarbone, I broke my jaw pretty much all
Speaker 4: my ribs on my right side. Oh my, I didn't
Speaker 4: remember anything. I don't remember following.
Speaker 2: I don't remember. No.
Speaker 4: I think it's traum an, Thank God.
Speaker 2: Okay, wake up, you're in the hospital.
Speaker 4: I see you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how many days before you come out of it? Oh?
Speaker 2: I mean right away?
Speaker 5: Then?
Speaker 4: Not right away? But yeah, like I woke up and
Speaker 4: my mom was.
Speaker 2: There and oh my god, I can't.
Speaker 4: I have some family there and everyone is like terrified,
Speaker 4: and I'm just like, what's Yeah, They're explaining to me
Speaker 4: what happens because I want a morphine. I'm like, what's
Speaker 4: up everybody? And everyone's like, oh my god, and I'm
Speaker 4: just like thanks for coming.
Speaker 2: I mean you thought it was like a little party
Speaker 2: just to hang out.
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, when you're on the morphine, how.
Speaker 2: Long are you in the hospital before to recover?
Speaker 4: I was there for like three three to four days before.
Speaker 4: They like because when you when you have a brain injury,
Speaker 4: they want to make sure that the bleeding stops right.
Speaker 4: And they also had to wire my jaw shuts because
Speaker 4: it was was that. How long was that I had
Speaker 4: my jaw wire? Chef for like six weeks?
Speaker 2: When you say shut okay, because I hear this.
Speaker 3: All West sipping, sippin'.
Speaker 2: Uh you never had a piece of hard food.
Speaker 4: No, I could not chew.
Speaker 2: I lose my ship. I thought it was.
Speaker 4: It was awful. I was awful, and I had to
Speaker 4: have a titanium plate. I screwed to my job because
Speaker 4: it was not healing.
Speaker 2: This is by far the worst story in a long time.
Speaker 2: That is horrible.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2: This is horrible. Yeah wow wow.
Speaker 1: But after you said something to me that was really interesting.
Speaker 1: And this was like a couple of weeks ago. But
Speaker 1: we were at your house and you were like, I
Speaker 1: don't after my accident, I didn't feel like myself. You
Speaker 1: were like, I used to be cool. I like I
Speaker 1: used to be chill and cool. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was like, well to me, you're still chilling cool.
Speaker 1: Like what did you feel like it affected after that
Speaker 1: your day to day life and how.
Speaker 3: You felt about certain things.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean traumatic brain injuries can alter your personality
Speaker 4: for sure.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I feel like I was someone that was
Speaker 4: very easy going and very relaxed and very like just
Speaker 4: like it's all good, you know, and so so yeah,
Speaker 4: now I feel like I do sometimes get angry a
Speaker 4: lot faster.
Speaker 2: I spie quicker.
Speaker 1: Yeah right.
Speaker 4: Short refuse is a lot shorter, but.
Speaker 2: More about specific things or just it can just happen,
Speaker 2: meaning are the things that trigger yours it just like
Speaker 2: you just you used to have more.
Speaker 4: Patience exactly, Okay, Yeah, yeah, I just I feel like
Speaker 4: my tolerance for things, it's just it's just not that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you notice that that happened after your ecology
Speaker 3: A lot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot of yeah, just there was there. It
Speaker 4: was just like a shift and sort of getting use
Speaker 4: to being inside my head again and sort of it
Speaker 4: just it's weird where it's hard to describe. It's really
Speaker 4: hard to articulate because it's it was the process of
Speaker 4: figuring things out and still almost figuring it out and
Speaker 4: trying to remember things in my memory even like it's weird.
Speaker 4: I can I can remember things from a million years ago,
Speaker 4: and then there's some things just like a complete black
Speaker 4: I don't remember like sections of my life right, which
Speaker 4: is weird.
Speaker 2: Before we go to break, because we're gonna take a
Speaker 2: break real quick, I just want to ask how long
Speaker 2: before you were mobile again, your jaw wasn't wired shot
Speaker 2: where you started to feel like yourself again? How how
Speaker 2: many weeks? How many months? Year?
Speaker 4: I mean, But so this happened November ninth. I was
Speaker 4: able to like sort of come back to work and
Speaker 4: be back in the like the beginning of January.
Speaker 2: That's a serious I'm shocked, but it was.
Speaker 4: I still was like healing. I still had in my
Speaker 4: face and I still like had dental stuff. I had
Speaker 4: to do there was still you know, and then and
Speaker 4: then came like the emotional and like mental, Yes you
Speaker 4: had that's what I was gonna ask.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you had to have major PTSD. H Okay for sure.
Speaker 2: Well I'm glad you're here because that's insane and God,
Speaker 2: thank god you're able to sit here and talk about it,
Speaker 2: because I'm sure a lot of people who sustain that
Speaker 2: kind of fall.
Speaker 4: Could don't get to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, we're back with the amazing Haiti and
Speaker 2: La la, both of you.
Speaker 3: We're back.
Speaker 1: So I want to get back into after your fall,
Speaker 1: the PTSD that you experienced after because there was a
Speaker 1: time that you and I were being bougie on a
Speaker 1: yacht somewhere and I was like, do you want to
Speaker 1: jump off the top with me?
Speaker 3: And you were like, I don't take risks like that.
Speaker 3: I like, I'm good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I it's not like a fear of heights thing,
Speaker 4: but I feel I after my accident I went through
Speaker 4: with the PTSD, there was a lot of like survivor's
Speaker 4: guilt because yeah, there's a lot of people who went
Speaker 4: through a similar thing who weren't as lucky, who can
Speaker 4: realized who didn't survive. And so when I've sat there
Speaker 4: for a long time, I'm like, well, why was I
Speaker 4: so lucky? Like why why?
Speaker 3: Which is which?
Speaker 4: Which is kind of morbid in itself, But you can't
Speaker 4: help but have those thoughts.
Speaker 2: And I was lucky one of their people in wheelchairs exactly.
Speaker 4: And so you want to think like, oh, well, I
Speaker 4: guess that means I'm destined for something, But you don't
Speaker 4: think like that. It's a very weird, hard thing to
Speaker 4: get sort of comfortable with and gets your head.
Speaker 2: You're in a dark place for a long time after that,
Speaker 2: just because you were trying to the struggle of just
Speaker 2: the PTSD or were you.
Speaker 4: It was like it was it would come and go.
Speaker 4: Because I was so happy and excited to get back
Speaker 4: into my life, and because I was, I went to
Speaker 4: Vegas to like heal my grandma, My grandparents lived there,
Speaker 4: so like that's why I went and saw an oral specialist.
Speaker 4: And so yeah, it was more comfortable there than being
Speaker 4: in my apartment here with no one to help me.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I was so excited to come back to
Speaker 4: la and be with my friends and come back to
Speaker 4: my job to get exactly. And so I was so
Speaker 4: focused on that that once I came back, I was like,
Speaker 4: oh gosh, like this is weird, and I feel like
Speaker 4: my life didn't feel quite like my own anymore. And
Speaker 4: I was like I was, you know before I wanted
Speaker 4: to do acting, and I was like, not even sure
Speaker 4: I wanted to do that anymore, because I was like,
Speaker 4: life is so uncertain that I want to feel like
Speaker 4: I can do something that in your what you thought
Speaker 4: matter is something that I was in control of. That's when, yeah,
Speaker 4: you have to go out on auditions and it's so subjective.
Speaker 4: It's like I can't. I'm not like I want to do.
Speaker 4: So I then was like, you know, I've always been
Speaker 4: interested in working in like the music industry, so that's
Speaker 4: when I decided I wanted to go and try to
Speaker 4: get you know, an internship at a record label. And
Speaker 4: I just I kind of started to switch gears so
Speaker 4: slowly over time, but like I just like really started
Speaker 4: like kind of focusing my attention that way. But but yeah,
Speaker 4: over time, like you do, like it would come in
Speaker 4: like waves of being like sort of depressed and in
Speaker 4: a dark place and not understanding, and also there's a
Speaker 4: lot of like new thoughts and feelings and frustrations and yes,
Speaker 4: having like that short fuse all of a sudden and
Speaker 4: not and not feeling happy all the time like I
Speaker 4: was just I was so easy going, always so like
Speaker 4: I mean I was. I was always sassy and always like.
Speaker 2: A little like yeah, but that's that's makes you.
Speaker 4: I was always like me, but now there was like
Speaker 4: a little bit of a dark darker to me.
Speaker 2: But that's I think what I'm most attrigued by this
Speaker 2: whole thing, because I can't imagine. I was just trying
Speaker 2: to think through while you're talking about the whole thing,
Speaker 2: like and I fell, I'm in the hospital. I don't
Speaker 2: think I'd ever be the same now. Would Would there
Speaker 2: be parts of Randall that you'd still know? Of course?
Speaker 2: But yeah, but I think there's a piece of myself
Speaker 2: that I'm going to lose when I fall off. When
Speaker 2: I fall, you know, like that, and then it's never
Speaker 2: going to come back. But what do I become then?
Speaker 2: How do I I don't know. I just I'm very
Speaker 2: intrigued by this because I just think it's such a
Speaker 2: life altering chip.
Speaker 4: It is omen when you're twenty four, I think, Yeah,
Speaker 4: when I was twenty four and you're face with mortality
Speaker 4: in that way you shouldn't. You shouldn't be thinking about
Speaker 4: that kind of stuff when you're that age. You should
Speaker 4: be like, I have my whole life ahead of me.
Speaker 4: But here I am being like, okay, well maybe if
Speaker 4: I don't have my whole life ahead of me, right,
Speaker 4: And I all of a sudden like I better figure
Speaker 4: something out. And there's pressures and there's thoughts in my
Speaker 4: head that I never wanted to have, and just trying
Speaker 4: to figure it all out at one time was really consuming.
Speaker 2: And I'll tell you, I'll say this last thing about mortality.
Speaker 2: It's like I understand that because at twenty four I
Speaker 2: thought I would live forever, and at forty eight having children.
Speaker 2: The minute I had kids, I definitely start thinking about
Speaker 2: the clock. I mean tim you know, right, So once
Speaker 2: you have kids, you know you start thinking, oh my god, Okay,
Speaker 2: they're gonna graduate, I'm gonna be this age, they're gonna
Speaker 2: be in college, they're going to have babies at this age,
Speaker 2: and will I even be around at that age. So
Speaker 2: for you to say that, I can understand now it
Speaker 2: makes more sense to me. At twenty four, you should
Speaker 2: never be thinking about that shit. So the fact that
Speaker 2: you fell from a building and we're in the hospital
Speaker 2: trying to possibly going to die. That makes sense. I
Speaker 2: think why your life was changed for the next you know,
Speaker 2: for the rest of your life, and I think at
Speaker 2: twenty four you should never have to face that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I also kind I said, one last second, I'd
Speaker 2: be quiet. I promise you no, I promise I'll shut
Speaker 2: up ever face. But I think that when you have children,
Speaker 2: the uplift from this is I think, obviously you're always
Speaker 2: going to be a great mother, but now I think
Speaker 2: you'll really, you know, just cherish every second, every second
Speaker 2: because you've been in a place at twenty four that
Speaker 2: you should have never been in. And now even you
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying, like, you know, she's going to
Speaker 2: be a great mother no matter what. But I think
Speaker 2: you'll cherish every second, every minute.
Speaker 3: Because yeah, she has a different outlook right right, because.
Speaker 2: You had to face that shit at an asia. Shit
Speaker 2: never have face.
Speaker 4: I think sometimes, yes, well, thank you, use just time
Speaker 4: is going to mean something different to you than it
Speaker 4: would mean every parent.
Speaker 2: When you have a child, you face your mortality because
Speaker 2: you start adding up the clock and it's the worst
Speaker 2: thing you ever do as a parent, because you start
Speaker 2: going there seven. Got No, it's not it's not depressing.
Speaker 2: You know what it does. It makes you when they're
Speaker 2: screaming the back room, or they're or they're terrorizing the
Speaker 2: living room. It just makes you go, you know, when
Speaker 2: I'm lucky to have this most that's all perspective. Yes,
Speaker 2: it's not a depressing thing. It's just like, Okay, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna suck it up when I've lost all patients and
Speaker 2: I need five minutes to myself, you know, and Laala,
Speaker 2: you know, has to face that now is a step mom.
Speaker 4: But it's a lot of work.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like, do I want to be a biological parent?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Please, but but I'll tell you it's
Speaker 2: I just think that, you know, you had to have
Speaker 2: that perspective way earlier than you're supposed to, and I
Speaker 2: think that's what I've realized now. And I give you
Speaker 2: a lot of props for getting through that stuff.
Speaker 1: What about so you were left with some scars on
Speaker 1: your face, which, by the way, every time I see no,
Speaker 1: you don't notice them unless she points.
Speaker 2: Them out, Okay, and then yes, yeah, I never.
Speaker 3: They're barely they're pretty badass. I will say, thank you.
Speaker 3: I'm like that though I know that was.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: One thing when I was when I was going through
Speaker 4: like the whole healing process, was that they're like, do
Speaker 4: you want to see plastic surgeon for your scars because
Speaker 4: you know that you might leave a mark. And when
Speaker 4: I was, you know, pursuing acting at the time, that
Speaker 4: was something that maybe would have been important. I was
Speaker 4: just like, No, these are badass, I'm going to keep them.
Speaker 4: Like as Tina fe has a cool scorse, I was like,
Speaker 4: this is like distinguished and this is like it's like
Speaker 4: a battle scar.
Speaker 3: It really was.
Speaker 4: So Yeah, when you're.
Speaker 1: Putting your makeup on, I know it's been a while
Speaker 1: since this has happened to you, are they like do
Speaker 1: you still look at them and remember like, Wow, I
Speaker 1: fucking survived something that I got very lucky, I mean
Speaker 1: a different type of fall. It could have ended very differently.
Speaker 1: Do you ever look at your scars and you're like,
Speaker 1: I remember that, and I do you get what I'm saying?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't. I don't know if I don't know
Speaker 4: if it's like I don't know if I had like
Speaker 4: take a I don't know if it's like that, I
Speaker 4: like have a moment with myself when I do that,
Speaker 4: but I think it's when I do see it. It
Speaker 4: is because I see it every day. That is, it
Speaker 4: is a reminder every day. So whether i'm whether it's
Speaker 4: like a conscious thing, it's subconsciously for sure.
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, I've always wondered that.
Speaker 1: I've never asked you that question before because I have
Speaker 1: like this dog bite on my leg and I remember
Speaker 1: it happened like before I went into junior high, and
Speaker 1: junior high is very intimidating, and it was really ugly
Speaker 1: and people were like, eh, you have such a disgusting
Speaker 1: birthmark on your leg, and I'm like, well, I was
Speaker 1: like attacked by a dog. But still every time I
Speaker 1: see it, I'm like, I remember all of those things
Speaker 1: and how self conscious I was, and now I think
Speaker 1: it's like the cutest thing ever.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 4: I love scars. I think, yeah, I do too. We're
Speaker 4: so weird.
Speaker 2: Awkward, Okay, awkward. I'm done with the scars out. Now
Speaker 2: you're gonna want to go have a scar. I'm done
Speaker 2: with that scar on your body.
Speaker 3: Have mercy, okay.
Speaker 2: Question, We're about to get married, yes, following your footsteps.
Speaker 2: Any advice going into the final stretch because we're getting
Speaker 2: pretty close. And what was it like right after for you?
Speaker 2: Was there anything different? Did it feel different?
Speaker 1: So just yeah, because you and Thomas were together for
Speaker 1: a long time before you got married, to have an answer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh god, I don't remember, you know.
Speaker 4: To one of those crazy is that this year Tom
Speaker 4: and I will have been together for a decade.
Speaker 2: Ten years, so together ten years?
Speaker 4: Yes, year? So yeah, I mean, wells you know, it's
Speaker 4: I have this really strange, funny analogy that after you
Speaker 4: get married, it's it's weird. It's like, you know, you
Speaker 4: have the iPhone, but they have the iOS update. Yes,
Speaker 4: so it's like so it's like you get married and
Speaker 4: then it's like dios update happens. It's still the same phone.
Speaker 4: But it's like, you know, but that is amazing. So
Speaker 4: it's like, you know, it's that is one of the best.
Speaker 7: Maybe maybe there's like some new features and make it right,
Speaker 7: maybe like it runs, it runs a little faster, runs,
Speaker 7: a little faster functions, you know, but it's still the
Speaker 7: same device.
Speaker 4: It's still you know, yeah, same apps.
Speaker 3: Probably one of the things I've ever heard.
Speaker 2: Do you feel the same way? So I don't. It's
Speaker 2: the same la la, but it's got a bunch of
Speaker 2: different features.
Speaker 4: Well maybe you know, it's just it maybe runs a
Speaker 4: little faster, like the bugs have maybe been worked out.
Speaker 4: I like it just it feels like it feels just
Speaker 4: a little more like permanent in a good way. Like
Speaker 4: you feel like the the the questions, the doubts kind
Speaker 4: of go away because like you just feel like this
Speaker 4: is my person for life, right, the rest of your
Speaker 4: life gets to start finally, and that's there's nothing better
Speaker 4: about that.
Speaker 1: So Shartzy Schortzy said something so cute. When we went
Speaker 1: to Florida for New Year's you guys were in a tiff.
Speaker 1: Randall and I had already had our tiff, and it
Speaker 1: was your.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it moves, it moves around the group.
Speaker 3: Yes, And you were off talking to Randall, talking him
Speaker 3: off the legend.
Speaker 1: I was talking short of well shorts. He wasn't even
Speaker 1: on the legend be team work, I was. I was
Speaker 1: talking to him and he was like, here's the.
Speaker 3: Thing, Lollie, that's my bub. We've been together ten years,
Speaker 3: Like we do this ship. It's like, come on, Bub,
Speaker 3: we're all good. Ten years.
Speaker 1: I like.
Speaker 3: You stuck with me, dude. We've been doing this for
Speaker 3: ten years.
Speaker 2: We're like, yeah, oh my god, I just you know what,
Speaker 2: I'm not talking to her, I'm not talking to him.
Speaker 2: It's like, I feel like when we walked down the aisle,
Speaker 2: and it's just kind of the little things maybe peel
Speaker 2: away a little.
Speaker 3: Did you cry when you walk down the aisle?
Speaker 4: No, Tom and I did a first look.
Speaker 2: Oh we did.
Speaker 4: So we did our photos and everything before the ceremony.
Speaker 4: But so he and I did our photos first. So
Speaker 4: he and I did a first look together where.
Speaker 2: It's just right when you saw him there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, So it was just it was just he
Speaker 4: and I together and we had that special moment. But
Speaker 4: then when he did his vows, it was like, oh god,
Speaker 4: water works.
Speaker 2: Then oh god, okay. I was like, what about him too?
Speaker 4: Yes, and he was crying through his vows, you know.
Speaker 4: And then and then I had to do my vows
Speaker 4: after him, and I was trying to read through mine
Speaker 4: and I couldn't even I was just mine were horrible
Speaker 4: compared to him. And I started like winging it halfway through,
Speaker 4: and I.
Speaker 2: Was like, wait, how does that feel when you're in
Speaker 2: that moment if the other person like digs a little deeper?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's his top? What I've read.
Speaker 4: I know, I knew I was going to be better anyway,
Speaker 4: already know this. We're going to be Yeah, and I
Speaker 4: should have.
Speaker 2: Going to be five star because I've worked on it
Speaker 2: for nine months now. Oh yeah, I've edited, re edit.
Speaker 2: I'm on like version number.
Speaker 3: When did you write yours?
Speaker 4: Like the day of gang?
Speaker 2: But really, why don't we read him out?
Speaker 4: I just think I just think that. I mean, I
Speaker 4: just was like, I just I want to love you forever.
Speaker 4: But that's it, Like I just you know, I.
Speaker 3: Love that you don't want to love it. And then
Speaker 3: bub went and got Bubba tattooed on his ass. Well
Speaker 3: that was before wow, So it was commitment from the jump.
Speaker 3: But here's a great thing, you know, Bubba tattooed on it.
Speaker 2: I don't need to know. How would I know that
Speaker 2: you would.
Speaker 1: Watch vander Pump Rules. You're not a true blue fan.
Speaker 1: Tom's never pulled down his pants for you.
Speaker 4: He does that. You haven't seen it?
Speaker 2: Maybe I remember it.
Speaker 3: I think show I couldn't get tattooed on your ass.
Speaker 2: There's no fucking chance you're.
Speaker 4: When you all the times that you've literally tried to
Speaker 4: bet him money to get your name tattooed on his
Speaker 4: ass or whatever.
Speaker 2: He's agreed.
Speaker 4: By the way, I know, I know I've gotten phone
Speaker 4: I've gotten the phone calls. But you he's never mentioned
Speaker 4: that he has it tattooed. No, I don't believe it.
Speaker 2: I really, I really don't remember this, and maybe on
Speaker 2: the show I do remember it, like back in the day.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about like six seven years ago. This happened right,
Speaker 2: like in the beginning of the show.
Speaker 3: No, well, it was probably like season five I.
Speaker 2: Think now when you were on the show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was on the show because yeah, because Sandoval
Speaker 3: got the bacon a.
Speaker 1: It's okay suddenly forgetting things that are very important, It's okay, okay.
Speaker 2: Last last few questions, I think. So you have the
Speaker 2: wine right or the which.
Speaker 4: Is a wee hoop, which is a weeho wine.
Speaker 2: Do you want to tell us about That's how it
Speaker 2: started and and then what's going on.
Speaker 4: With Yeah, so myself and Kristens Naci started which is
Speaker 4: a whole wine. It's called potion. Well, we have Potion
Speaker 4: number one, which is Peano grasio.
Speaker 2: I love, that's my favorite, and post number two.
Speaker 4: Which is a rose like that, and they're available on
Speaker 4: Knocking Point Knocking Point knocking Point dot com, which is
Speaker 4: it's a wine club, but you can buy it all
Speaker 4: a card, so you can buy, you can buy by
Speaker 4: the case, you can subscribe because they've got amazing wine.
Speaker 4: So it's some from walla wall Washington as well, and
Speaker 4: they've got Washington is really great wines. But it's delicious.
Speaker 1: It is it is when I was I don't even
Speaker 1: think I got to taste it because I got sober
Speaker 1: before it came out, though even the Pinacre show, I
Speaker 1: think so I smelled it.
Speaker 3: Have smelled it smelled, it smelled great.
Speaker 2: Up. I just I think Katie should bring to our
Speaker 2: wedding some of this uh which is wee Hawaiian so
Speaker 2: I could really just get lit.
Speaker 3: Are you ready to commit to that?
Speaker 4: Hey? Yes, hell yeah?
Speaker 3: I love it all right, Katie Maloney, I want you
Speaker 3: to do one thing before you leave.
Speaker 1: With the people that are out there who struggle with
Speaker 1: mean people saying things negative about their body, what.
Speaker 3: Would be your best piece of advice for them?
Speaker 4: My best piece of advice would be to remember your
Speaker 4: own worth and that other people don't get to decide
Speaker 4: that for you. That every day that you get to
Speaker 4: wake up and look in the mirror and say, bitch,
Speaker 4: you are the ship and that you're worth it because
Speaker 4: you in the day like it is your relationship with
Speaker 4: yourself that matters, and that you were like you were
Speaker 4: going to be like the most important relationship that you have.
Speaker 4: And to tune out the noise. It's just it is
Speaker 4: just noise, after all, and even though it can be loud,
Speaker 4: you just have to just tune it out. Take inventory
Speaker 4: of your life, what's important, what brings you value, and
Speaker 4: invest in that and continue to reinvest in that.
Speaker 3: Oh that's amazing. Thank you so much, best Katie Baloney,
Speaker 3: I love you so much. Thank you, baby, you love
Speaker 3: the La La my love.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to call and tell you that you
Speaker 2: and your boot Randal are the shit.
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Speaker 5: a kick ass pods casts so far.
Speaker 2: So please please please keep it up.
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