Speaker 1: The one and only Jim Gaffickin is here with me
Speaker 1: right now, and he's promised to help me with these tweets,
Speaker 1: because damn it, sometimes I'm going off about y'all, but
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be funny about it. Well, this is
Speaker 1: this man is a professional at this stuff, so I
Speaker 1: figure he'll help me out.
Speaker 2: So let's get to some of these tweets. Let's show it.
Speaker 2: You ready for go, Jim, Let's do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so this is at cats silliness, write Steven A.
Speaker 2: Smith? How many cat.
Speaker 1: Zillas do you think is needed to protect Madison Square.
Speaker 2: Garden from Godzilla? Good?
Speaker 3: Lord?
Speaker 2: Do you see what I have to deal with?
Speaker 1: Do you see what I have to deal with some
Speaker 1: of these people to send it these tweets?
Speaker 2: Go ahead, Jim, answer the.
Speaker 3: Question I think you know? Is it a riddle? Or
Speaker 3: is it? Is this guy's drunk? I mean, I think
Speaker 3: he's just I just would say, uh, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, is there is there some cat thing? Is
Speaker 3: there a nick thing that I'm unaware of? Or the Rangers?
Speaker 2: Jim?
Speaker 1: I have no idea, but I will say this how
Speaker 1: I'll ask you this question? You said, is this guy
Speaker 1: drunk or what? How do we know he's not high?
Speaker 1: How do you know the difference between somebody that's drunk
Speaker 1: and somebody that's Ah.
Speaker 3: That is a pretty interesting visual. I would say that.
Speaker 3: You know, if I was going to respond to, I'd say,
Speaker 3: great graphic design work. Try to get out of your
Speaker 3: mom's basement more often.
Speaker 1: That's what I agree, And I say, the hell would
Speaker 1: it said to?
Speaker 2: Said cat Zilla? Is how about nine as a nine lives?
Speaker 2: How about that? How about I think it's the safe
Speaker 2: bet to go say the same way to go? Okay,
Speaker 2: next tweet, let's go.
Speaker 1: This is from at what Motzi Mott's Motz s Stephen A.
Speaker 2: Smith.
Speaker 1: I'm making a book that's a guy to finding a
Speaker 1: salvageable cigarette on the side of the road that one
Speaker 1: could smoke on the ground. Score scale currently being established.
Speaker 1: What would you rate this night?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I think, uh, there's some people with some
Speaker 3: time on their hands, right, so it's just like somebody's
Speaker 3: just scrolling through like images and going and getting very creative.
Speaker 3: I would say that that cigarette. If I was a
Speaker 3: twelve year old and I was gonna try to smoke
Speaker 3: a cigarette, that would be one that I would pick
Speaker 3: up right, because I mean, you are going to get
Speaker 3: herpes from it, but like you'd get you get it.
Speaker 3: You know it's you're not going to burn your fingers
Speaker 3: right right. And by the way, what I'm trying to
Speaker 3: say is I'm trying to encourage all the kids to
Speaker 3: smoke cigarettes. Okay, I think that's.
Speaker 1: Because because why you're trying to encourage kids to smoke cigarettes.
Speaker 3: Because it's cool. That's the only thing that's cool.
Speaker 2: I would say cigars.
Speaker 1: I would say cigars are cool, will be cigars are
Speaker 1: cool more so than cigarettes me personally, that's just me.
Speaker 2: Let me get let me get another tweet up in here.
Speaker 1: Which what you got guys, Steven Smith, If you cooked
Speaker 1: and ate the Philly Fanatic, what would his meat taste like?
Speaker 3: The great question?
Speaker 2: Is it a great question?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 3: I mean, so what is you know, there's the fur, right,
Speaker 3: but what is the meat? What if it? What if it?
Speaker 3: What if he's made of cheese steak?
Speaker 1: Like that, He's not going to be made of cheese steak.
Speaker 1: That's not gonna be We don't know, we don't know.
Speaker 1: That's gotta be written all over it. That's got swan
Speaker 1: written all that's got that I got the port written
Speaker 1: all over it, man, all.
Speaker 3: Over Yeah that I you know again, what is prompting
Speaker 3: someone to think about consuming to Philly fanatic?
Speaker 1: Tom on them?
Speaker 3: Also, you need to get out of your mom's basement
Speaker 3: more too.
Speaker 1: That's that guy, that's right, and Tom on the hands
Speaker 1: in the fact they probably disgusted that the Phillies losing, then
Speaker 1: I have something to do with it too. Let's not
Speaker 1: forget that one. We are one last t week, one
Speaker 1: last tweek, Jim. Here it is at you down Capitol right,
Speaker 1: Stephen A.
Speaker 2: Smith.
Speaker 1: I pooped my pants waiting to go to the bathroom
Speaker 1: at a friend's party.
Speaker 2: What do I do? I'd say, race the hell out.
Speaker 1: The house before someone notices your nasty ass doing that.
Speaker 2: That's what I'd say, because I.
Speaker 1: Can't imagine something more embarrassing as an adult than pooping
Speaker 1: in your own damn pants before you got to the
Speaker 1: toilet and then everybody noticing you did.
Speaker 2: That would be my advice, Jim, what would be yours?
Speaker 3: I mean? I think the fact that this guy I
Speaker 3: assume it's a guy, took time out after he pooped
Speaker 3: his pants to send this tweet Jose, how important you
Speaker 3: you are to his life, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: He's not only are you more important than him finding
Speaker 3: a bathroom? Right, you're more important than him? Kind of?
Speaker 3: And he was at a party. Yeah, I would say
Speaker 3: this guy, this guy likes you, he's a fan.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I feel good about that. I
Speaker 2: really don't know.
Speaker 3: He's obviously a winner, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, And I'm sincerely hoping that he's reflecting
Speaker 1: on something he did in the past rather than and
Speaker 1: literally sending out this tweet to me right after he
Speaker 1: pooped in his dad pants and the stuff is still
Speaker 1: hanging on his body.
Speaker 3: Well what if? Hey, we don't know, that could have
Speaker 3: been at taxed from like a three month old baby, right,
Speaker 3: That could have been a baby that tweeted that out.
Speaker 3: We don't know how old the guy is, so it
Speaker 3: might be a super smart baby.
Speaker 2: Maybe so, maybe so.
Speaker 1: Jim Gaffikin appreciate you man, Thank you so much, man.
Speaker 1: Good luck on the tour, good luck with everything you're doing.
Speaker 1: Good luck with the skinny now streaming on Hulu.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much, man, Thanks so much.
Speaker 2: Appreciate Happy holidays, one of them. Jim Gaffket right, here
Speaker 2: with steven A on The steven A Smith Show.