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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: firms minute Morning Show. You know, we want to make

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Speaker 1: it very clear you hear things on the fifteen minute

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Speaker 1: Morning Show, you will never ever hear on the big show.

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Speaker 1: And sometimes you will, but we release things early here

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Speaker 1: on the fifteen minute Morning Show happens, So you should

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Speaker 1: talk about why my face hurts. Okay. I was injected

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Speaker 1: with toxins yesterday, Yes, right there in the forehead around

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Speaker 1: the eyes. So it's gonna take a few days for

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Speaker 1: it to do its thing. So until then, I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna sit here and wait for it to kick in.

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Speaker 1: I think you can already see a difference in you can.

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Speaker 1: They put some filler in there so you can see

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Speaker 1: a little difference. Filler in your forehead. I got filler forehead,

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Speaker 1: They do that. Yeah, they got filler, Yeah, up there,

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Speaker 1: because you know, I've got creases there no matter what,

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Speaker 1: So even when the toxins kick in, I'll still have creases,

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Speaker 1: so that that'll kind of fill it in. Yes, David,

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Speaker 1: that makes sense. Now. I thought you weren't laughing at

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Speaker 1: my jokes, but you just can't. It takes it takes

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Speaker 1: like four days for this stuff to kick in so

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Speaker 1: I can still show emotion. Oh damn it. It was

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Speaker 1: great though. I'll get into who did it and why

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Speaker 1: and all that stuff in a few days when I

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Speaker 1: when I'm ready to, you know, okay, yeah, I can

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Speaker 1: tell the difference too. Want to get right in the

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Speaker 1: middle of my forehead. I was told that if you

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Speaker 1: get right there, it kind of changes that whole area.

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Speaker 1: I'm afraid. I'm afraid if I start, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: get addicted. How long is it? How long does it

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Speaker 1: what are your microphone zone on? Scary? How long does

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Speaker 1: it last? Several months? I think if you get it

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Speaker 1: done again, so you have to keep going. Well, if

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Speaker 1: you don't have to, you can do it if you want,

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Speaker 1: if you want that same look, I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: just want to do something different, do it. I just

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Speaker 1: sat in there and they just pumped my face full

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Speaker 1: of toxins. It was great. Remember when that used to

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Speaker 1: be taboo and nobody, Oh, don't talk about you. You

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Speaker 1: don't get that done. Now people even even younger than

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Speaker 1: me in their twenties, they get it done because it's preventative. Yes,

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Speaker 1: so what are you gonna do? So it's hard? Little secret.

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Speaker 1: I know a ton of friends that started in their twenties. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: my cousins do what I said to them. I don't understand.

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Speaker 1: She's like, it's preventative. I'm like, and I think on

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Speaker 1: August five, my birthday, she's gonna slap some in my

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Speaker 1: head make me grow hair. Okay, no, Lie, I want

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Speaker 1: to get hair plugs now, just to You've got lots

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Speaker 1: of hair, I know, but I want more. Apparently they

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Speaker 1: take plasma from me than they injected in my head.

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Speaker 1: And I don't know. I don't know. This is like

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Speaker 1: a she's like a magician's I will formally introduce you

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Speaker 1: to her because she would love to see you all.

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Speaker 1: She's fabulous anywhere from the stage not far. What's up

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Speaker 1: things for hair? So, George the barber has this thing

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Speaker 1: where you spray it and in like in different areas

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Speaker 1: and little flakes of hair. It's hair in a can.

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Speaker 1: Have you seen that. It's a topic. It's been around

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Speaker 1: for a thousand No. But if it rains on your head,

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Speaker 1: doesn't it drip down yet? Or if you sweat right area? Wait,

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Speaker 1: and there's another thing that I've seen. Now, so they

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Speaker 1: shave the top of your head right and then what

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Speaker 1: happens is they blue something down and then they put

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Speaker 1: this like a whole like real hair on top of

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Speaker 1: your Oh no no, no, no, no, no no, it's

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Speaker 1: a whole new style. It's like a modern day dupe.

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Speaker 1: And then they can know and then they can like

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Speaker 1: shave lines into it and do all kinds of like

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Speaker 1: you remember his band Charlie? But they can. It's a

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Speaker 1: whole new thing now. A lot of the ballroom band's

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Speaker 1: totally different to pe is when you're bald and you

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Speaker 1: put a hairpiece on your right, they shave your head

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Speaker 1: and they put a piece of hair. Yeah, it's like

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Speaker 1: putting a bath mat on the floor, not like an

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Speaker 1: old man's like like a freak RANI our friend had

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Speaker 1: that formerly known as bald well No, then he then

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Speaker 1: he said this is itchy. I can't take this anymore.

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Speaker 1: And then he because it's a two pay it's the

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Speaker 1: same thing. Look, this is glued to your so are

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Speaker 1: two page? Well that sounds sexy really off alright, So anyway,

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Speaker 1: so any other secrets we want to divulge, am I

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Speaker 1: the only one who's just not embarrassed to say anything.

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Speaker 1: If I had something, I would say if any of

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Speaker 1: us needed that. I got laser hair removal everywhere in

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Speaker 1: the face. Are you? Are you Harry? Oh god, yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm Indian. Hello. It doesn't like this from my head,

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Speaker 1: I got one. Yes, you got one. Following off of Gandhi.

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Speaker 1: I tried it from my butt crack. Didn't didn't work,

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Speaker 1: didn't work. My friend did it on her crack and

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Speaker 1: it works. Show us like the position you were in

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Speaker 1: physically you're flat like this, and you put a little

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Speaker 1: pillow in like your like your crotch area, so your

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Speaker 1: butts raised. What conversation are you having with the technician

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Speaker 1: while this is going on? Very awkward? Well that's up part.

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Speaker 1: I guess you have to shave before you get it done, right,

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Speaker 1: You don't, You don't know. I had to shave me.

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Speaker 1: The shaved the laser looks for the follicle like somebody

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Speaker 1: else laser their ask, Danielle, but my hair is so

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Speaker 1: thick back there. I really had to. Really, you have

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Speaker 1: a Harry booty and hang out of Harry as you do. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know that has to be problematic with like whooping. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's not here. He there. It's like Harry and diagram. Okay,

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Speaker 1: who else wants to admit if it was that Harry

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Speaker 1: hat to cut it like trim it before you get it,

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Speaker 1: then maybe, but it didn't work on you. Who else

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Speaker 1: is embarrassing something you want to admit? I stopped shaving

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Speaker 1: my whole body in college because of swimming. So but yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was hairless the entire time up until college. That

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Speaker 1: makes sense, Okay about now? No, I it got too

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Speaker 1: tedious to do. Yeah, I do it once a week.

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Speaker 1: It's not you know, usually Thursdays my day days. Shave

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Speaker 1: everything off Thursdays. When planted, it hurts my smile. I

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Speaker 1: want to do that thing where they suck the fat

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Speaker 1: of Yeah, that'd be cool. I want to I want

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Speaker 1: to get this fat stucked out of my stomach and

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Speaker 1: put my butt. Come on, scary, I have a curve

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Speaker 1: to my penis. Try on, I got memorious slightly to

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Speaker 1: the right. It's slight rights like lean over. I'm telling

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Speaker 1: you sometimes it works out. That's good. When you try

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Speaker 1: me points towards the passenger, say it's not a curve.

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Speaker 1: It's not right. It's a it's a gradual. It's not

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Speaker 1: a hard right, it's a soft you know when Scary

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Speaker 1: leans over. Now we're all going to think about it.

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Speaker 1: I'm not what's the matter. I'm not either said to

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Speaker 1: share something that I did and you never said it.

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Speaker 1: Twenty four years working here and I'm telling you, piss hi.

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Speaker 1: My name is Scary. I have a curved penis high Scary.

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Speaker 1: It's a slight curve. Do you have to face like

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Speaker 1: eleven o'clock on a clock when you pee a your

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Speaker 1: and also goes straight? Yes, it's not like that. It's

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Speaker 1: not like that. If it's flaccid, I'm sure no, okay,

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Speaker 1: So can I ask him an appy question? At okay?

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Speaker 1: So when it is not flash that is it still curved?

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Speaker 1: It's not when it's not curved, when it's not a curve.

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Speaker 1: So when you go when you get excited, it doesn't

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Speaker 1: go straight, it goes to it goes to one o'clock

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Speaker 1: protractor at which point doesn't one o'clock on the three

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Speaker 1: fifteen grades three quarters of it doesn't cook? When does

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Speaker 1: it hook? She broken on me? She broken on us,

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Speaker 1: direction broken broken on you know what we were doing.

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Speaker 1: And all of a sudden she came down too hard.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, and it was the balcony. What did you do?

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Speaker 1: You broke? Did your broke? Did you go to the hospital?

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Speaker 1: I did not? It was like, but it did. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's tearing like different color like in that like an area,

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Speaker 1: cells in that area like broke. You know, recover. It

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Speaker 1: took a couple of months and now we're good to go.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it definitely works. I make two kids. You

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Speaker 1: know what I thought? You said it goes one? No,

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Speaker 1: no not. My ship is good dead on god. If

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Speaker 1: I go in, I'm going in, all right, thank you.

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Speaker 1: But I'm gonna get back to scary. When you're having sex?

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Speaker 1: Do you hit the H spot? Yeah? Like, how does

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Speaker 1: it look? Where does it have? Let me ask you a

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Speaker 1: a question. Your your wiener leans to the right. How

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Speaker 1: about politically do you do you read lean to the

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Speaker 1: right like your penis? Penis is my pen I don't

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Speaker 1: talk politics, you know that he only talks penises. So Daniel,

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Speaker 1: you haven't admitted anything. I had my nose done, I

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Speaker 1: And that's why I'm afraid to start like anything you're

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Speaker 1: getting done, because I'm afraid of men get addicted to it. No,

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Speaker 1: no, no no, no no, you won't be addicted to the

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Speaker 1: toxins in your face, like I need anything yet. Do

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Speaker 1: you know what's going into your face? Yeah, it's toxin yeh,

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Speaker 1: yeah it is. It's not botoxes. Botox is a brand.

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Speaker 1: It's a different brand. I did have something in my

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Speaker 1: of fat they're still which is still they're didn't really

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Speaker 1: I did that. Yeah, it sounds like another toxic. It's

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Speaker 1: like a fat melter. Yeah. I want to get it

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Speaker 1: in my double and triple chins. Yeah. It didn't do

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Speaker 1: like until it went back to normal. They were really swollen.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I mean. I was in the

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Speaker 1: chair for at least I mean a good forty five minutes.

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Speaker 1: I mean it was all sorts of injections everywhere, but everywhere.

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Speaker 1: You really won't see the fruits of my injections. For

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Speaker 1: like I said, another few days, did you do just

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Speaker 1: your faces, your hands, if you have like clammy hands

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Speaker 1: under arms talks, get that crow talks. Definitely get an

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Speaker 1: injection in my penis if I could, I would do

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Speaker 1: that for what it was, to make it a little

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Speaker 1: bit bigger, like wider. Don't do that now they say,

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Speaker 1: they say it can come out to Oh yeah, up,

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Speaker 1: didn't there's some guy that dies. You don't want lumpy Wineryeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to win used to do the afternoon

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Speaker 1: did traffic. It's like out traffic with lumpy winer. Lumpy

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Speaker 1: weiner is almost as bad as curved because after a

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Speaker 1: woman gives birth, you know the area is a little

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Speaker 1: bit wider, so then you know you want to make it.

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Speaker 1: So if I can make mind fatter, pect it usually

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Speaker 1: goes back to the way. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Pardon me,

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Speaker 1: pardon me, pardon me. Are you man's plaining, are you

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Speaker 1: really telling us about the vagina? It does? His wife. No, No,

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Speaker 1: I'm something honest, it does. It's like a basketball down.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't go back and went back. Well, maybe you're

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Speaker 1: you're amazing. You're like lying, yeah, it doesn't, it doesn't.

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Speaker 1: call it that used to call it the husband stitch. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's right, right, which is so like, really you And again,

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Speaker 1: I did get down after the babies because I ripped, right,

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Speaker 1: everybody does stuff you won't hear on the big SHO.

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Speaker 1: That was awesome. I just remember them saying with the

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Speaker 1: second kid with why I ripped with the first, but

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Speaker 1: with the second they said, I said, you know, we

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Speaker 1: was kind of it's like he doesn't want to come yet,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go home. And then the doctors no, no no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: he's he's fine, and I'm like, no, so I said,

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Speaker 1: I don't think the epidurals working. So he punked my

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Speaker 1: leg with like a sharp object. He goes, can you

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Speaker 1: his head is so big, that's why. That's why you

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Speaker 1: can feel it down there. I'm like, you gotta be

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Speaker 1: fucking couldn't me. So then he said, oh, we're going

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Speaker 1: all said and done, they're down there for so long,

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Speaker 1: you're thinking, what the hell good? Let him? Let him

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Speaker 1: take their time. Did they cut like my whole but open? Like?

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Speaker 1: What did they do? Like they cut your whole open?

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Speaker 1: They were down there long enough. Well, they want to

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Speaker 1: be careful because they don't want to cause a lot

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Speaker 1: of damage. I was amazed, amaze, And now it's right

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Speaker 1: back torm. Is it safe to say that none of

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Speaker 1: of what could I would somebody just said that, by

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Speaker 1: the way, it's part of life, all right. Well, so

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Speaker 1: there you go, Brody, you haven't admitted anything to us. Well,

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Speaker 1: I clearly need a lot of work. I just haven't

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Speaker 1: had any. Well, Brodie and Garrett never admit I have

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Speaker 1: too many surgeries for the things that are wrong with

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Speaker 1: me to get any corrective. This doesn't have to be

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Speaker 1: body related. It could be anything related, stuff that you

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Speaker 1: just don't want to bring up because it's just you know,

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Speaker 1: you don't want to reveal too much. How was your secrets? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I was in Portland, Maine a couple of weeks ago.

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Speaker 1: I had a martini, got a third drunk for you.

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Speaker 1: That's to put it down. If Brodie was a flavor,

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Speaker 1: it would be vanilla. I wish by the way you Gandhi,

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Speaker 1: you really piste off a lot of people today. Storm.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's one thing not to prefer vanilla. It's

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Speaker 1: another thing to insult those who do. I wasn't really

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Speaker 1: insulting them. Yeah, that vanilla people are called vanilla people

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Speaker 1: for a reason because it's a boring flavor like van

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Speaker 1: Maybe another person I find that offensive. You don't call oh,

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Speaker 1: she's so chocolate, right, I can call that he is

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Speaker 1: so rocky road? What a mint chocolate tip person? So

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Speaker 1: have we accomplished anything? It's been invisible here? What did

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Speaker 1: I say? I said shaped my old body, my balls,

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Speaker 1: my legs, my jest. What I want to hear about

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Speaker 1: the days when you worked at that country club in

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Speaker 1: Staten Island with the rich one where the old ladies

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Speaker 1: drowned And I tried that they wanted to make out

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Speaker 1: with them. You're making out with dead, drowned ladies. I

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Speaker 1: would be a lifeguard and when when someone says I'm drowning,

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Speaker 1: So all the ladies would come to the club and

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Speaker 1: get drunk and they would want to do you. Yes,

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Speaker 1: pretty much. Did you do any of them? No, you

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Speaker 1: didn't do one of them. No. Never did you call

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Speaker 1: Did you call the old ladies that have been neah,

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Speaker 1: it's a base. Did you call the old ladies by

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Speaker 1: their first names? Is to turn them on a little bit?

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Speaker 1: What I called them Mrs Blake? Okay, could sugar mom over?

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Speaker 1: Of course? I could have been very wealthy. Can we

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Speaker 1: get into your I wish you had juice? Your lifeguard stories,

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Speaker 1: fifteen minute morning show off