Speaker 1: So I get these products sent to me, and I
Speaker 1: there are a lot of them, are independent brands in
Speaker 1: little businesses, and I never want to not look at
Speaker 1: it to just see what I think. And often I
Speaker 1: just roll my eyes because it's like something else in
Speaker 1: some category that everybody else is doing. And only I
Speaker 1: know that because I'm seeing everything everybody's doing. So it's
Speaker 1: like I know, we get it. The guasha and the
Speaker 1: face rollers, it happened, keep it moving, like I see everything.
Speaker 1: So I get these this brand Focal fo c L.
Speaker 1: I am their new spokesperson. They're going to have to
Speaker 1: send me a check. If people do want CB, this
Speaker 1: is your place to go. So fo c L, this
Speaker 1: brand sends me a package. And if I sound weird,
Speaker 1: it's because I am and I'm I gotta drink water.
Speaker 1: It's of these small little oils. Looks like a Roman
Speaker 1: therapy as there's CBD oil. They don't say anything about
Speaker 1: what it is or what it does. It's just CBD oil.
Speaker 1: For me. That's like freaking pot pourri or incense just
Speaker 1: sits around, doesn't do ship. It's just like something you
Speaker 1: think is a thing. You know, like that, like oh
Speaker 1: brand years ago and no one could ever really understand
Speaker 1: exactly what opraham is good for. You just threw it
Speaker 1: in an ingredient list and everyone got excited. No idea
Speaker 1: what it meant. Okay, So CBD gummies and then there's
Speaker 1: these little containers and whenever I see vitamin gummies, I
Speaker 1: get excited because they're bullshit and they're covered. They're candy
Speaker 1: covered in sugar that you get to pretender like eating
Speaker 1: vitamin C or D or whatever bullshit they're selling you.
Speaker 1: And I know it's like eating a muffin at Starbucks
Speaker 1: that they say it's low fat. You know it's a
Speaker 1: big piece of fat cake. And just tell me what
Speaker 1: I want to fucking hear. So it's like, sure, vitamin sage,
Speaker 1: you are to buy it, and I'll take them all,
Speaker 1: put them in a pile, and like nothing changes. It's
Speaker 1: so stupid. It's just like a jar of something apple,
Speaker 1: cide of vinegar. TJ Max is selling those on mass
Speaker 1: and it's like such bullshit. So the CBD gummies came again,
Speaker 1: but got a cited because it's like square, little sugar
Speaker 1: covered candy and who gives a ship take them in
Speaker 1: peace of mind? So I took one. I took two
Speaker 1: because who cares? You could take like three? Haven't you
Speaker 1: ever taken like a Melton and Gunny in the gummy
Speaker 1: like nineteen? It doesn't do anything. I'm no one of
Speaker 1: those people who takes three advil, it says to I'm
Speaker 1: a rebellious person. I have a splitting headache. I'm taking
Speaker 1: three to four. Okay. I just feel like, does anything
Speaker 1: really work anyway? So I see the gummy thing and
Speaker 1: down the back after I've eaten two, it says, serving
Speaker 1: size one gummy okay, so what who cares? Then I
Speaker 1: see the CBD oil and I look at Vicky, who
Speaker 1: works to me, and I said, oh, this ship is
Speaker 1: supposed to relax you here. You want to take something.
Speaker 1: She's like, no, what is it? Is it oil? And
Speaker 1: I'm like, it tastes good, it taste minty. And I
Speaker 1: put a dropper. Of course, I didn't know how much
Speaker 1: to put it. I can't read that small writing. Good Lord,
Speaker 1: I cannot, not with glasses, not if I had my
Speaker 1: own fucking pet ant could I read that small writing.
Speaker 1: So it's CBD oil. I just took a little. So
Speaker 1: I'm laying on the couch talking to Paul in the
Speaker 1: sun room, and I know that I have the pod
Speaker 1: asked with Susanne Summers and this rent coming up, and
Speaker 1: I'm just laying to relax and kill some time, and
Speaker 1: I'm talking to Paul about how I slept last night,
Speaker 1: boring relationship conversations, and I start like seeing the ceiling.
Speaker 1: I'm like, wait a second, i think I'm sleeping now
Speaker 1: my dreaming. I'm like tripping, what's going on? And I
Speaker 1: felt like a warm wave on my body, and I
Speaker 1: was like, this feels weird because sometimes during the day
Speaker 1: I feel like zoned out for no reason because I've
Speaker 1: slept really well. But this felt like another level. And
Speaker 1: then I'm like, oh my god, I fucking took those
Speaker 1: CBD gummies and that oil and that ship does work.
Speaker 1: Like that stuff doesn't work. It's bullshit. If I knew
Speaker 1: that that was that, I have so much CBD that's
Speaker 1: been in my house. I just think if it is
Speaker 1: some strange oil you're gonna throw away in a year,
Speaker 1: Holy fuck. I just want to say that CBD is
Speaker 1: real and does work, and I think it's legal, right,
Speaker 1: So that's my day. Jay Low and Ben Affleck at
Speaker 1: an event, and to be fair at the Grammys. To
Speaker 1: be fair, he did look at miserable. But there have
Speaker 1: been nights that I've been out with Paul and he's
Speaker 1: been miserable. There were nights and I'm out with families,
Speaker 1: friends that I'm miserable, Like sometimes you don't want to
Speaker 1: do ship. Who knows what happened that night. And by
Speaker 1: the way, he may be more of an introvert and
Speaker 1: he may really love her when their home and it
Speaker 1: may be a struggle. I believe me, everybody had I
Speaker 1: have that, and I have no idea what their relationship is,
Speaker 1: and I have no idea whether they're thriving and surviving
Speaker 1: or hanging on by a thread. But everybody just judging
Speaker 1: every single inch of their interaction. I saw page six
Speaker 1: had like a body language expert interpreter interpret what they said,
Speaker 1: something like she said like put on a happy face. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're not gonna go to jail for that. She might
Speaker 1: wanted to put on a happy face. He probably despises
Speaker 1: this ship. They're older, they're over fifty. This ship sucks
Speaker 1: over fifty, and she feels the pressure sure to like
Speaker 1: always have the slit and be the hottest, and it's exhausting.
Speaker 1: I'm home and I'm exhausted. I am home. I swear
Speaker 1: to God, I never leave this fucking house. I'm exhausted.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing anything. I cannot imagine what it would
Speaker 1: be like. You have to put that hair on, that makeup,
Speaker 1: that vibe, that bullshit, that posing, trying to stay on
Speaker 1: top for what you have, all the money in the world.
Speaker 1: Gonna take a nap, and he like used to be
Speaker 1: in it, and he's trying to you know, not that
Speaker 1: he's not a famous movie star, Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying like he was ben Affleck, like you know,
Speaker 1: drinking and playing poker and growing out, and that was
Speaker 1: fun and cool. Even if he weren't a recovering alcoholic,
Speaker 1: he'd still be like, I'm fucking exhausted. I have three kids,
Speaker 1: I've been through a divorce, I'm sober. I'm married to
Speaker 1: one of the most famous superstars in history. I don't
Speaker 1: want to be at this event. I don't even want
Speaker 1: to be home. I don't want to be in my
Speaker 1: own skin. Has nothing to do with her, as how
Speaker 1: they do with you has nothing to do with anything.
Speaker 1: And my fifties leave me alone. You can't know. It's
Speaker 1: all young people reading all this ship. For the most part,
Speaker 1: anybody over fifty knows, they know what it feels like
Speaker 1: in their bones and their body. They know that j
Speaker 1: Lo is just hanging on. She's like, I gotta keep
Speaker 1: doing this. Like even Jane Fonda, who's much older, only
Speaker 1: comes out like a couple of times a year show
Speaker 1: fucking rolling like this would be something wrong with her
Speaker 1: if she was you know what I mean, Like when
Speaker 1: you're in your fifties, Yeah, have fun, have a great time.
Speaker 1: You know, to be out every night, you know, to
Speaker 1: be the girl in the club. So it must be exhausting.
Speaker 1: Venice and Dolch and fashion shows and Miami and we're
Speaker 1: all so happy and we're on every vacation. Paul and
Speaker 1: I wouldn't make it a week, not one week in
Speaker 1: their relationship. They first got together. She was wearing wide
Speaker 1: leg camel toe jeans in August and Italy. I'd be
Speaker 1: broken up after that one day. That day, the day
Speaker 1: before was the wedding. I'd be done sweating, getting getting
Speaker 1: fucking having like a swamp crotch in in the in
Speaker 1: in the main city in Europe, in the summer, the
Speaker 1: sweltering heat. I'd be done gotta give them major fucking credit.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, I couldn't do it for
Speaker 1: a minute. I watch nothing. I don't know anything about
Speaker 1: popular culture. I could tell you ten trips they've been on.
Speaker 1: They went and did the wedding in some southern southern
Speaker 1: region on a plantation or something. People were saying. They
Speaker 1: went to Italy, they went to Paris, they took all
Speaker 1: the kids on the honeymoon. Jesus, it sounds fucking dreadful.
Speaker 1: Don't sugarcoat that. They're at the Grammys, are at his
Speaker 1: movie premiere, They're at her movie premiere. They're at the
Speaker 1: fucking Emmy's, Tony's, Ronald McDonald Awards. They're everywhere. Oh, we
Speaker 1: went to del Chackabana and dressed in a fucking tiara
Speaker 1: and crown. He must be like, I'm in shock. Aliens
Speaker 1: have taken over my body and I want to go back.
Speaker 1: It's just they love each other, But you gotta slow
Speaker 1: fucking down. Something has to give, something has to give.
Speaker 1: As Paul said in the beginning of our long distance,
Speaker 1: challenging relationship, because of our both separate live separate states,
Speaker 1: it doesn't all fit. It can't all fit. You guys know,
Speaker 1: you have kids, you got pick up, you got drop off,
Speaker 1: you got husbands, you've got girlfriends, You've got the whole thing.
Speaker 1: You're fucking exhausted. You do not even doing that much
Speaker 1: in your exhausted imagine. And I know you're gonna say
Speaker 1: the hair, the makeup, the nannies, etcetera. Trust me, it's
Speaker 1: still exhausting. It's still exhausting, the hair, the makeup. That's
Speaker 1: like at what she does hours hours I'll get makeup
Speaker 1: for like the Today's Show, which is once every six months,
Speaker 1: and all of us are like at a summit, as
Speaker 1: if we're going to fucking war in a war vehicle.
Speaker 1: Like I'm like, it's I can't even handle it. It's like,
Speaker 1: I'm like, get them out of here. I can only
Speaker 1: do one hour and fifteen minutes to makeup. I start
Speaker 1: fighting with my assistans. We we we haven't coming two hours early.
Speaker 1: They did nothing wrong. I'm like, no, no, has to
Speaker 1: be an hour and I don't want to do it,
Speaker 1: and I do it so rarely. They do it every
Speaker 1: other day just to go outside and look cute holding
Speaker 1: a bag. Poor Ben Affleck, poor Jai Will, poor everybody.
Speaker 1: This is what they water seeks its own level. This
Speaker 1: is the life they chose. But it ain't fucking easy.
Speaker 1: And I know so people are commenting on one little
Speaker 1: Grammy moment with Ben. He's just probably fucking exhausted overall.
Speaker 1: It's just not easy to keep up with that kind
Speaker 1: of thing. You got to be a machine. Not everybody
Speaker 1: wants to be around a machine. Here's the thing about machines.
Speaker 1: Get on or get out. It's like a freight train
Speaker 1: comment through. You jump the funk on or get out
Speaker 1: of the way. Those are the two choices you got.
Speaker 1: The whole game is exhausting. By the way, Ben wanted Jen,
Speaker 1: Jen wanted Ben. I'm not saying go go for yours,
Speaker 1: go with God, enjoy your relationship they have. By the way,
Speaker 1: they have five kids between the two of them. Let's
Speaker 1: talk about that too. The dynamics, I know what, the
Speaker 1: blending dynam the blending dynamics. The X is all smiling.
Speaker 1: There's no way it's all easy. No, no, there's no divorce,
Speaker 1: no marriage, no co blending, no Brady Bunch, nothing that's perfect.
Speaker 1: Even Alice with the Whistle had a nervous breakdown half
Speaker 1: the time. Let me tell you something, Carol Brady wanted
Speaker 1: to rip her own hair out in that dynamic. So
Speaker 1: Ben and Jen are blended family of of seven. I
Speaker 1: think they both live on the same coast. Now, not
Speaker 1: the same background, fundamental fundamentally different backgrounds, um, but similar
Speaker 1: in a sense that they didn't you know, they didn't
Speaker 1: come from money, growing up, tremendous fame, responsibility, x's careers,
Speaker 1: money being pulled by teams in all different directions, having
Speaker 1: to be everywhere, everybody wants everything, Everyone's trying to accomplish something.
Speaker 1: She wants to be the first Latine a billionaire. You know,
Speaker 1: all this stuff is exhausting. So they both look exhausted
Speaker 1: and they should be. Have you happened have you gotten
Speaker 1: to see Instagram models in the airport? They're usually they're
Speaker 1: around holiday weekends. Instagram models or social media models are
Speaker 1: very very they run in very specific, uh traffic patterns,
Speaker 1: and if it's the summer and when people are going
Speaker 1: to the South of France, you'll definitely see them in
Speaker 1: the airport. Or like, you know, a President's weekend would
Speaker 1: be a good time, a fourth of July Coachella, Like
Speaker 1: there are certain events, Um, what is it? Um? What's
Speaker 1: the music? Fat there's a music festival in um in Miami,
Speaker 1: art Douche Basle do Shella like you'll see them. And
Speaker 1: I really do laugh at the Instagram model group that
Speaker 1: used to be Instagram model and with social media, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna call them social medias models. I call social media
Speaker 1: social medias. You can copy me, it's okay, um social
Speaker 1: meds models. So you're in the airport and you see
Speaker 1: a girl with skin tight leggings. Usually they're not vel bottom.
Speaker 1: They usually just like skin tight leggings tours so for days,
Speaker 1: and they usually have like a bra top on and
Speaker 1: then either like a Jane jacket or or nothing. And
Speaker 1: then you're always just like, would I ever choose to
Speaker 1: wear that at the airport? No matter how hot I was,
Speaker 1: no matter what I look like, no matter how many
Speaker 1: feet tall I was, would I ever choose to wear
Speaker 1: like yeast infection leggings and like you know the tight ones,
Speaker 1: like the workout ones, and like a tight top. I'm
Speaker 1: I'm strangling, I'm my bro my I heard like, don't
Speaker 1: you just want to be free? It doesn't matter. And
Speaker 1: they've got a full face to makeup, don't they know
Speaker 1: you get to hydrated on there I don't know who
Speaker 1: they're seeing when they fucking get off, but full face
Speaker 1: and makeup, lashes, extensions, always, the leggings, always, the half top,
Speaker 1: always the gigantic channel bag um and inside that bag
Speaker 1: is for sure a good lighting setup because there's social
Speaker 1: media's models and they run impacts too, a lot of
Speaker 1: lucks goods, too good for sucking them