Speaker 1: I just have to say I have been waiting a very, very,
Speaker 1: very very long time for us to do this particular
Speaker 1: recap because really, it's honestly one of my favorite episodes.
Speaker 1: Am for Really, Yes.
Speaker 2: That's interesting. Is the worst for me?
Speaker 1: Was the worst for you?
Speaker 2: Hannah? Relax, I'm joking.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I got so sad. I was like,
Speaker 1: what happened that I didn't know? Anyway, I can't wait
Speaker 1: to get into this episode. It is episode four oh six.
Speaker 1: Background check, Okay, run it down?
Speaker 2: Okay. So in this episode, as Winston prepares for a
Speaker 2: vital home visit from Sergeant Dorado, Jess comes clean about
Speaker 2: a bag of meth she acts identally bought out a
Speaker 2: garage sale, causing Schmidt to kiss Ceci. Yes, that's what
Speaker 2: caused the Schmidt caused Nick to come clean about his
Speaker 2: teenage erection. Demons and coach in search of a little
Speaker 2: boy at a park, all in an attempt to keep
Speaker 2: the cover up alive.
Speaker 1: I love this episode. It's so it should be so problematic,
Speaker 1: and somehow it's not. Jeane Yes. Genia's episode directed by
Speaker 1: the great wonderfuller In Scafaria and written by the immensely
Speaker 1: talented Rebecca Adamman. We're going to take a break and
Speaker 1: then we're going to dive in.
Speaker 2: Okay, it seems as if we're back from a break.
Speaker 2: So we promised the folks we would dive in.
Speaker 1: It seems like we're back. It's really funny. I just
Speaker 1: watched like some of our I never really watch our stuff,
Speaker 1: but I was just watch some of the clips of
Speaker 1: like us doing this recording, and I realize that it
Speaker 1: looks like I'm like reading a book while we're recording.
Speaker 1: But it's because I see you're I'm like looking at
Speaker 1: you and like where you are on my computer screen
Speaker 1: is low, and so it's just like me sitting here,
Speaker 1: sitting so I am now trying to like be aware
Speaker 1: of the camera this many episodes in and left my
Speaker 1: chin and my eyes upwards. But it's very weird. But
Speaker 1: then I don't see you.
Speaker 2: Wait, are you at the bottom or are you at
Speaker 2: the top of your screen?
Speaker 1: I'm at the top, ere at my bottom? Here at
Speaker 1: my bottom.
Speaker 2: No, that's that's terrible, terrible. So because because I can
Speaker 2: go like this and be looking down at you, we
Speaker 2: could do it like.
Speaker 1: Everybody.
Speaker 2: What was that video where Usher Usher was a good
Speaker 2: big Usher thought he was in the middle of the screen,
Speaker 2: and all these celebrities were like singing a song, and
Speaker 2: Usher thought he was in the middle, so he kept
Speaker 2: like looking down at people. But Usher was at the
Speaker 2: bottom corner the whole video.
Speaker 1: It's like eye lines, man, eye lines. Eyelines are very important.
Speaker 1: All right, let's dive in. I love this episode so
Speaker 1: much and the reason why and they even say it
Speaker 1: in the episode. It's an all hands on deck New
Speaker 1: Girl episode. It was a box episode, which means all
Speaker 1: of us are basically in the loft together, which means
Speaker 1: when we shot it, we were all there all week,
Speaker 1: which was not common. Usually there's an A storyline, a
Speaker 1: B storyline, a sea storyline. Maybe you work two days
Speaker 1: or three days, or you're coming in when someone else
Speaker 1: is leaving. But for this episode, we all got to
Speaker 1: be together. And it was so absurd the episode that
Speaker 1: we got to have so much fun with it. Something
Speaker 1: about like the high stakes drama of it and getting
Speaker 1: to feel anxious just made it silly. Damon's Damon's had
Speaker 1: to go and do those are real?
Speaker 2: Okickure?
Speaker 1: All right, okay, so let's start right from the top.
Speaker 2: Okay, So Schmid's finding out you know, through reading text
Speaker 2: on just his phone that sees you went on a date.
Speaker 2: My favorite is when she says, why don't you just
Speaker 2: go through my I'm looking at my phone. I just
Speaker 2: go through my phone like you always do.
Speaker 1: What I'm in the shower, you know that is primed
Speaker 1: like sneaky phone checking time when the person's in the shower.
Speaker 2: Is that when you do it.
Speaker 1: That's when I used to do it back in the day.
Speaker 2: Now you do it just openly give me your phone
Speaker 2: your phone.
Speaker 1: No, no, I don't have to do it anymore, thankfully,
Speaker 1: But yes, when someone was in the shower, it was
Speaker 1: always like do do You're like a little pink panther
Speaker 1: being like I love that he knows it or she
Speaker 1: knows that. That's when he does it. All right, Whinston
Speaker 1: walks into the kitchen and let's all off know that
Speaker 1: the academy is doing a background check on him today.
Speaker 2: That's right, very very outlet.
Speaker 1: I'm all bit also unhinged and hysterical.
Speaker 2: Yeah, before we get into that thought, this is what's
Speaker 2: so crazy, is what I'm what I'm realizing about this
Speaker 2: particular set of friends, mainly just Nick and Schmidt, and
Speaker 2: now I'm a little bit, Coach, but Nick has done
Speaker 2: this numerates, well, we've all kind of done it. We
Speaker 2: have tried to sabotage the other person's employment, like we
Speaker 2: don't all share all offt It's like you kind of want.
Speaker 1: Us, you need my rent money for you to live here.
Speaker 2: Like oh my god. Like the other episode with the
Speaker 2: sponge and Nick is like intentionally sabotaging it. At least
Speaker 2: in that episode, Coach and Winston were kind of trying.
Speaker 2: They were just really bad at it. And this one
Speaker 2: they're like, I don't care.
Speaker 1: Maybe you won't have a job. We don't care. It's
Speaker 1: a very weird thing. And then the the outlet mall. Yeah,
Speaker 1: set up he has going on is hysterical. The legs,
Speaker 1: the legs. First thing. I don't even know why it
Speaker 1: was making me because I love an outlet mall, so
Speaker 1: I was like actually taking notes. I thought it was great.
Speaker 2: Never been to an outlet mall, I don't believe.
Speaker 1: Really, I bet you you've been.
Speaker 2: You didn't know it, no, because I don't like I mean,
Speaker 2: there were certain malls around my house growing up, and
Speaker 2: certain malls that I went to. I don't ever remember.
Speaker 1: It's a grown up thing to do, though, wouldn't have
Speaker 1: been you wouldn't have done it as a kid, That's
Speaker 1: what I mean.
Speaker 2: So as a grown up, quite positive, I've never been
Speaker 2: to an Alcaba really. Yeah, what do you get at
Speaker 2: alet mall? Just everything in bulk because it's like Costco
Speaker 2: of malls.
Speaker 1: No, it's just everything cheap. You can go to like
Speaker 1: any like high end designer store, but it's all like
Speaker 1: fifty percent off.
Speaker 2: Anna. You know me. You know I don't do anything cheap.
Speaker 1: I like to pay full price for everything.
Speaker 2: I know it looks like I only wear merch from
Speaker 2: shows that I have been a part of. I know
Speaker 2: it only looks that way, that's all.
Speaker 1: Are you okay find me? Do you need me to
Speaker 1: lend you some money?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm trying to buy another house. I really need
Speaker 2: the cat, all right.
Speaker 1: So just as this is an all hands on deck situation,
Speaker 1: so they have to help. This is why you need
Speaker 1: female friends. They have to help Winston pass his background
Speaker 1: check because last time he handcuffed his cat to the
Speaker 1: radiator and then lost the key.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but in his defense, it was a Christmas card.
Speaker 1: And then this hysterical thing that comes to what Max
Speaker 1: Greenfield does great, which is mispronounced names intentionally, just as
Speaker 1: she's going to cancel her plans with CZ and she'll
Speaker 1: get the download on Paul later, which of course sends
Speaker 1: Schmidt into like a spiral about how weird the name Paul.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I remember when I was rewatching it, I missed
Speaker 2: that first part and I had to go rewind. I
Speaker 2: was like, what word is he trying to say? And
Speaker 2: then I rememindered. I was like, oh, Schmidt, he's Paul.
Speaker 2: I was like, it's like, but I love the fact
Speaker 2: that I love this interaction about about Sergeant Dorado her name.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: That was that was like one of the that that
Speaker 2: to me was one of my favorite, one of my
Speaker 2: favorite lines to deliver ever period in my career. I
Speaker 2: don't know why, but because the writers wrote so well
Speaker 2: on this show, and so every once in a while
Speaker 2: they would hit like a they would have like a
Speaker 2: home run. All of them were like on bass, all
Speaker 2: of them were like, you know, this one was like
Speaker 2: a home run for me in my life because what
Speaker 2: was the line? He's like, uh it sergeant held her out.
Speaker 2: I appreciately call her, uh like the fish. What did
Speaker 2: you say? Because she's because she they call her the
Speaker 2: fish because she's like most fish I've interacted with. I'm like,
Speaker 2: that is so stupid. It is so it is so dumb.
Speaker 2: And the fact that and the fact that you then
Speaker 2: have to go look at like you look back and
Speaker 2: you go I wonder if Winston has been interacting with fish, Like.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of fish bits in this show, to
Speaker 1: be fair. There's the lion fish. Yeah, fish, the aquarium.
Speaker 1: They've done a lot of stuff with fish. Is fish
Speaker 1: bit like the bears?
Speaker 2: I hope.
Speaker 1: So then confesses that she's a little worried that the
Speaker 1: police might go through a closet because she has been
Speaker 1: storing a bag of math, and then she pulls out
Speaker 1: I mean the largest bag of math. I think it's
Speaker 1: ever been bagged.
Speaker 2: When Walter White couldn't handle that.
Speaker 1: Then she tells them when she was getting waffles and
Speaker 1: Antelope Valley. I love the detail. I love details so much.
Speaker 1: I love specifics. She bought a footstool from her garage sale,
Speaker 1: and when she opened up the top she found.
Speaker 2: The math, the method, famine, the fine.
Speaker 1: And so she's like, we can't tell Winston. We don't
Speaker 1: want to freak him out. And then Winston comes in dressed,
Speaker 1: by the way, very nicely and appropriately for his background check,
Speaker 1: and so they immediately all of course start just jump on.
Speaker 2: Him, just straying him. But Winston is such a sweetheart
Speaker 2: that he takes it as a kind a kind gesture.
Speaker 2: What do you say that you're like rubbing alcohol? You
Speaker 2: you sting me in the now? Would you save me?
Speaker 1: And that was a great line too, and it was
Speaker 1: also like, so Winston, Yeah, they're being so rude, and
Speaker 1: he still finds a positive spin. It's so sweet because
Speaker 1: they're being straight up disrespectful. He came back and he
Speaker 1: found a ship that he wore on the lawn in front.
Speaker 2: Of the line.
Speaker 1: Thermal line also had me in stitches. They're just trying
Speaker 1: to get rid of him. Basically, what they're trying to
Speaker 1: do is they need Winston out of there so they
Speaker 1: can deal with.
Speaker 2: The with the myth and fete ye. Fun fact, I've
Speaker 2: never seen myth either.
Speaker 1: I always this is maybe part of my naivete in
Speaker 1: the world, But I'm like, how how would you? What
Speaker 1: do you? How do you? You couldn't just walk down
Speaker 1: the street and like, I don't even know, It's just
Speaker 1: like how would you even see it or get it
Speaker 1: if you wanted to. I'm not asking, by the way,
Speaker 1: Please nobody tell me I'm not interested.
Speaker 2: I just well, you can you can ask. You can
Speaker 2: probably ask, like chat GPT how to make it?
Speaker 1: Can I make it from a scratch?
Speaker 2: Abody?
Speaker 1: I know about as much about meth as Jessica Day does.
Speaker 1: Let's just put it that way. Oh yeah, I'm so so.
Speaker 1: Nick reiterates, he can't lie. It just makes him sweat.
Speaker 1: He can't know where they hide the meth or he's
Speaker 1: just gonna blurt it out. So just tells him to
Speaker 1: close his eyes and sing Landslide, which wow, great song
Speaker 1: Clearance by the way, because it is a phenomenal song.
Speaker 1: Then she throws the bag of meth to Schmidt and
Speaker 1: it explodes on.
Speaker 2: You know what I you know, I find interesting about these.
Speaker 2: These are what I call TV moments, moments that you
Speaker 2: have to play in the dumb of it all because
Speaker 2: you can affect the storyline or you have to ride
Speaker 2: the joke out. They're He's like, I can't look at
Speaker 2: you put it in the trash because I want to
Speaker 2: yell trash. I can't, he can't be We'll leave the
Speaker 2: room walk away. I'm like, just go through while we
Speaker 2: go handle this, and then you got it was so
Speaker 2: funny to me. I'm like, oh, oh, this is a
Speaker 2: TV moment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like logic to do a lot of really
Speaker 1: really crazy slapsticky stuff. We did it from time to
Speaker 1: time and it was amazing. But that moments like that
Speaker 1: where you get to just be in the TV moment
Speaker 1: of the dumbness is so fun where you don't have
Speaker 1: to make it make sense. It's fine. Let him sing
Speaker 1: Landslide with his eyes closed. Fine, let it explode all
Speaker 1: over the place.
Speaker 2: Fun fact, what is Landslide? Which song is that? Sings
Speaker 2: that song?
Speaker 1: Landslides? TV Nicks, I Fleetwood, Max sing Zip and then
Speaker 1: the Chicks covered it and they did a really great cover.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like, you know, getting older and being
Speaker 1: a parent and life and relationships. It's really a beautiful,
Speaker 1: beautiful song. You would do a great cover of it.
Speaker 2: I'm not a singer.
Speaker 1: You are a singer. We just opened this entire podcast
Speaker 1: talking about you singing on the John Mulaney Show.
Speaker 2: I had al and I still have it.
Speaker 1: Well, you did a really good job.
Speaker 2: So there's no there's no proof.
Speaker 1: It's a beautiful song. I love it so beautiful. All right.
Speaker 1: So in the elevator, Winston tells Dorado that their apartment
Speaker 1: used to be a biscuit factory.
Speaker 2: Wow, and this what does he say? That no one
Speaker 2: told the rats? Is that residential?
Speaker 1: Now? She tells her that she hates jokes, and then
Speaker 1: he says, are you having a fun Saturday? It's so sad.
Speaker 2: Because her bird died. Her bird died.
Speaker 1: She said, she's not because her bird died, which what eyes.
Speaker 1: When I heard that, I was like, yes, yes, recognize
Speaker 1: grieving for obscure pets. She is a day after auto
Speaker 1: to grieve her birdie.
Speaker 2: And I don't like the fact that you just call
Speaker 2: birds obscure longer than us.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, it's not like there seems to be
Speaker 1: a weird ranking, like if.
Speaker 2: Someone's the pterodactyl. Consider the job these creatures. I'm sad, man.
Speaker 1: You should start a side business where you are the
Speaker 1: preacher at bird funerals. This is a great job for you.
Speaker 1: You wear the bird shirt, you come out righteous, give
Speaker 1: it to them.
Speaker 2: You gotta let him. So he's now soaring about the clouds.
Speaker 2: This is what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: All I'm doing is that you're like making money, money
Speaker 1: making jobs for you printing.
Speaker 2: It, and and I appreciate it. Like I said, I
Speaker 2: gotta get another home.
Speaker 1: Just play like monopoly with these houses out there. Okay,
Speaker 1: So she's having a bad day because her bird died.
Speaker 1: She's not in the mood for any funny business. Unfortunately
Speaker 1: for her, she's about to walk into apartment forty.
Speaker 2: Boy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so in the living room, Dorado lets him know
Speaker 1: she'll be asking the questions and in return, we'll expect
Speaker 1: no questions. She offers up three fun personal facts. She
Speaker 1: just wants this to be over. That's the thing that's hysterical,
Speaker 1: and so do they. And yet somehow the gang just
Speaker 1: managed to draw this out in the most painful way
Speaker 1: for everybody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I believe you know what I blame for who
Speaker 2: I blame for this? Nick and Jess, Sure I blame
Speaker 2: them too, because she's freaking out over the First of all,
Speaker 2: what she should have done a long time ago was
Speaker 2: figure out what the f was in that that little
Speaker 2: thing she had, that ottoman. She should have figured out
Speaker 2: how a long time ago, right. And two, maybe when
Speaker 2: Winston said that, oh you know, this is gonna happen.
Speaker 2: She should have picked it up, walked it outside, checked
Speaker 2: it in the trash. She said, have done something like that,
Speaker 2: set it on a random corner. I don't care. But
Speaker 2: she didn't, and then Nick is acting like a complete buffoon.
Speaker 1: But here's what I will say, because I do know
Speaker 1: how when you don't know a lot about drugs or crime,
Speaker 1: your brain only can pull from like procedurals on TV.
Speaker 1: And so like I found a big bag of math,
Speaker 1: I would probably be like, well, I don't want to
Speaker 1: like go throw it in the garbage, because now my
Speaker 1: fingerprints are on it, and they're gonna do like the
Speaker 1: dusting thing, and then they're gonna think it's mine, and
Speaker 1: then they're gonna find it in the train. And so
Speaker 1: then you just almost get like paralyzed, and you go like,
Speaker 1: I'll just keep it here in the closet. And who's
Speaker 1: going in my closet anyway? Just me, So it's gonna
Speaker 1: be fine. It's gonna be totally fine. Util a cop
Speaker 1: box into your house and is like we're going through
Speaker 1: your house, right, So did she didn't? I probably if
Speaker 1: I'm trying to make this into like a real scenario,
Speaker 1: you would just go like I don't know. I just
Speaker 1: don't want to have this out in the world, my
Speaker 1: fingerprints on it. Well, even the best ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Well, if you're watching the these procedurals, you would know
Speaker 2: how to clean up a crime scene.
Speaker 1: But on gloves.
Speaker 2: Put on gloves, wash the outside of the bag, and
Speaker 2: then proceed to take the bag outside.
Speaker 1: It's true, all right, So Dorado says, introduce yourself. Nick
Speaker 1: Media introduces himself, but cannot get his full name out
Speaker 1: because he's an idiot. Then a bag of meth falls
Speaker 1: out of Jess's bra She's got these huge boobs, meth boobs.
Speaker 1: And then Cec comes barreling and asking about the meth,
Speaker 1: and before she can get the word out and blow
Speaker 1: up their entire spot, Schmidt takes the opportunity to silence.
Speaker 2: Her with a mouthphone mouth, little mouthphone mouth action.
Speaker 1: And then he says, this is my girlfriend and whispers
Speaker 1: to Ceci, like go along with this or just goes
Speaker 1: to jail. And I got a hand to Ceci, man,
Speaker 1: this is what I've always said about like this character
Speaker 1: and why I've loved it so much. She is the
Speaker 1: most solid best friend in the world because she knows
Speaker 1: her ex boyfriend is taking a lipper tea right now.
Speaker 1: But if what he's saying is true, she's not going
Speaker 1: to hang a girl at.
Speaker 2: A dry right, although we do reveal later on that
Speaker 2: she was into it.
Speaker 1: That's true, that's true, She's it's not the worst thing
Speaker 1: that's happened in her day. The cutest is Winston being like, yay,
Speaker 1: I've shipped you guys for years. This is the greatest
Speaker 1: thing ever. And not because he's unaware of what's happening.
Speaker 2: What do you just say? You can't put Peter, butter
Speaker 2: and Jelly on the same shelf and expect them not
Speaker 2: to mix.
Speaker 1: So why do you got to eat a Sandwich's a
Speaker 1: classic Winston line.
Speaker 2: Oh man, And so then you know Dorado. She's asking
Speaker 2: just why she thinks Winston would make a great officer.
Speaker 2: Before she could answer, uh, who is, the pats are
Speaker 2: on the back, causing the though meth to move around
Speaker 2: and mush around in her braw and so she has
Speaker 2: to go to the bath through, and of course Winston
Speaker 2: would follow her to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Of course he would this episode, of course he would.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, oh no.
Speaker 1: This part when she asks Nick and Nick explains why
Speaker 1: Winston would make a good cop to a lady cop. Yes,
Speaker 1: Lil Wayne will say to the lady cop because there.
Speaker 2: Was great mustache. All cops have great mustaches, not the ladies,
Speaker 2: but they could have they walked to I think there
Speaker 2: would be six. It's too much nothing.
Speaker 1: I like veteran. It's my favorite version of Nick Miller
Speaker 1: is the stressed, sweaty, bad lying Nick Miller. It's my
Speaker 1: absolute favorite.
Speaker 2: Oh or when he stutters when he said he wants
Speaker 2: to He's like, can I shove a grape in your mind?
Speaker 2: Can I put a grape? Can I ha a grape
Speaker 2: in your mouth?
Speaker 1: So then Coach and Schmid of course do the most
Speaker 1: by making up a lie about all the work Winston
Speaker 1: does for the community at the Boys and Girls Club
Speaker 1: with his little brother to Kwine.
Speaker 2: But so it was supposed to be Wan and yeah uh.
Speaker 1: And what was the other one that I don't know,
Speaker 1: but it was the two names become.
Speaker 2: Da Quan, Yeah, da Quan, which was so funny because
Speaker 2: Daquan is also the name of like a very popular
Speaker 2: I'm not sure if it still is a popular I
Speaker 2: g account with all these memes and stuff like that
Speaker 2: on it. And we used to always do bits on
Speaker 2: New Girl about names that start with D and then apostrophe,
Speaker 2: So we would always go like da Quan DeMarcus, like
Speaker 2: we would always say, and we would always even when
Speaker 2: Justin Long was on the show, he would say, like
Speaker 2: the apostrophe. It was always that, even though it's spelled
Speaker 2: a little bit differently. It's funny that Da Kwan is
Speaker 2: what came out of it, and.
Speaker 1: Now they have to go and produced Quan, which is amazing.
Speaker 1: How are they going to get this child?
Speaker 2: We get there when we get there.
Speaker 1: We'll get there when we get there. I don't even
Speaker 1: know how standards and practices like navigated what Damon was
Speaker 1: allowed to do or say in the park scene, but
Speaker 1: we'll get there when we get there.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: So in the hallway, Winston asks about why Jess Breast
Speaker 1: looks so large. She says it's because of her cycle,
Speaker 1: which catches Winston off guard because his calendar on her
Speaker 1: cycle must be way off. Also absolutely insane that he's
Speaker 1: got a calendar, also insane. But I will say it
Speaker 1: feels like Winston was ahead of his time to sit
Speaker 1: there and be like tracking her cycle to know like
Speaker 1: how to help support her probably that's very fine.
Speaker 2: I think this goes back to Mensies. Was Mensies before
Speaker 2: this or after this? Before before this goes back to
Speaker 2: Mensies when they were like Trent, when Winston was like,
Speaker 2: you know, feeling like he was on her cycle. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's thinking, yeah, and so maybe he just kept it.
Speaker 1: It's still he still has this period every single month.
Speaker 1: What Dorado says she's gonna follow up with the Boys
Speaker 1: and Girls Club, coach stops her and makes it alive
Speaker 1: that the Kwan Feldman always comes to spend his Saturdays
Speaker 1: at the loft, which is today, and he's gonna leave
Speaker 1: and go get him.
Speaker 2: I love the fact though, that she wasn't just letting
Speaker 2: it go. It was like, yeah, who is he? Who
Speaker 2: is the quand oh from this place? Where is he
Speaker 2: on Saturdays? Why is he not here? Is She's just
Speaker 2: like like, damn, maybe he's supposed to come at night.
Speaker 1: You leave it alone.
Speaker 2: So now he has to go out there and hunt.
Speaker 1: He has to go out and find a child. All right,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go to break and then we will be there.
Speaker 2: Oh man, okay, we are back. We are back.
Speaker 1: This episode the reason I loved I love shooting this episode.
Speaker 1: I remember it so vividly, and I loved rewatching it
Speaker 1: is that it's a train, right, It's just one of
Speaker 1: those episodes where there's no like lull in the joke
Speaker 1: or the laugh or the like or the stakes of
Speaker 1: the thing. So just an a storyline, that's all you're getting.
Speaker 1: You're getting one story going full force and it just
Speaker 1: keeps building in its absurdity. It's so good. We did
Speaker 1: a few like this, but this one was my favorite. Okay.
Speaker 1: So Doradi goes into Nick's room and another Nick Miller
Speaker 1: bit his back sweat and slash heart attack. Basically, what's
Speaker 1: happening to this man is obviously going to give something away,
Speaker 1: so he puts on the chemoo.
Speaker 2: To hide his back sweat slash heart attack that he's having. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you go back in the bathroom. Now the toilet is
Speaker 2: overflowing because they're shoving literal rocks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're shoving rocks. They don't know this, but they're
Speaker 1: shoving rocks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it won't flush.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: And Winstead asked Nick, because at this point, you know
Speaker 2: there's something happening, right, Dorado can hear it? That's clanging?
Speaker 2: Goes it's clanging, and and they leave to go figure
Speaker 2: this thing out, and Nick Moon walks out of the room,
Speaker 2: which lets Winston know there's something going down. I love
Speaker 2: that when Schmid barges into the bathroom to figure this
Speaker 2: out with you guys, he just takes his shirt off.
Speaker 1: All the stuff he does around CC is so unhinged
Speaker 1: and so funny that he's got to rip his shirt off.
Speaker 1: It also reminds me of, like we would talk about
Speaker 1: it a lot, just kind of like the built in
Speaker 1: pressure that kind of existed for Max and for myself
Speaker 1: for a few seasons where because we were just always
Speaker 1: i don't know, taking our shirt off, and so you
Speaker 1: were trying to like be fit all the time because
Speaker 1: you just didn't know if a script was going to
Speaker 1: be like now he rips his shirt off to clean
Speaker 1: up what meth like, nobody says that coming.
Speaker 2: I'm glad I didn't have to do that. I am.
Speaker 1: So you didn't have a lot of topless scenes.
Speaker 2: A few, not a few.
Speaker 1: I feel like everybody got a sprinkle, but Max got
Speaker 1: it a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's what he gets.
Speaker 1: That's what he gets.
Speaker 2: That's what he gets.
Speaker 1: Okay, So Whinston discovers the math that just tries to
Speaker 1: tell him it's legal medical myth for her cramps, which
Speaker 1: I mean, amazing use for math, if that's what it
Speaker 1: could be used for.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Let's ask let's go to the comments.
Speaker 2: Let's ask the fans out there. Have you ever used
Speaker 2: meth for cramps?
Speaker 1: If so, have you ever been on your period? And
Speaker 1: the greatest pain killer was math? And then how did
Speaker 1: that work for you?
Speaker 2: What did the police say? How long are you.
Speaker 1: I only use it once a month?
Speaker 2: Yeah, for about four days.
Speaker 1: Back in the Roomnke is alone with Doronto, which, as
Speaker 1: we know, is a terrible situation. He's sweating profusely. He
Speaker 1: starts to sing Landslide, his version all made up with us.
Speaker 1: She says, his body looks like he's crying, and what
Speaker 1: is he hiding? And then that unleashes the wildest Nick
Speaker 1: Miller rant maybe in the show's history. The things. He
Speaker 1: starts to confess slowly to Dorado.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, what did you say? I once thought, when
Speaker 2: I was sixteen, I think I can get a direction anymore?
Speaker 2: I thought I was. I thought it was dead to
Speaker 2: look on his face when he goes, but it wasn't.
Speaker 2: It was so perfect, was so perfect.
Speaker 1: When he was thirteen, he he'd loved himself behind a
Speaker 1: post office. Then comes the scene that we have been discussing,
Speaker 1: which again I don't know how standards and practices in
Speaker 1: the legal department at Fox helped them navigate. Coach pulling
Speaker 1: up to basketball courts at the park and trying to
Speaker 1: explain to young boys why he needs them, wow, just
Speaker 1: for a short period of time to get in his car.
Speaker 1: And it's the funniest that, of course it'd be Damon
Speaker 1: that's playing coach sent out on this mission, who is
Speaker 1: like the most upstanding, wonderful father to like a bunch
Speaker 1: of kids.
Speaker 2: He got thirteen kids.
Speaker 1: And then he's gets written this thing where he's got
Speaker 1: to go and pick a kid up from the park.
Speaker 1: And they had to dance that line so finely, and
Speaker 1: somehow it works. Somehow it's not like inappropriate or not funny.
Speaker 1: They just managed to sell it enough. And I always
Speaker 1: say that's the magic I feel like of Damon Wayne's
Speaker 1: junior man, there's just something where you watch him and
Speaker 1: he can just get away with some stuff because you
Speaker 1: know he's like good hearted.
Speaker 2: He I man, he has written some of the funniest,
Speaker 2: most disturbing tweets I have ever. They're so funny and
Speaker 2: like and it, but it's him, so you're like, you
Speaker 2: just gotta laugh at it. And one of his tweets
Speaker 2: a long time ago was like I forget what it was.
Speaker 2: It was like real men ship standing up. Oh that's right.
Speaker 1: I remember that he was unhinted on Twitter. That's for
Speaker 1: sure when Twitter was a thing.
Speaker 2: Oh man, so good, so funny sez.
Speaker 1: He then decides to totally mess with Schmidt because he's
Speaker 1: kind of been messing with her a little bit, and
Speaker 1: says that the Paul is Mark Paul Gossler. Did you
Speaker 1: know that was like Gussier back in the day, Gosza
Speaker 1: Morris Zack Morris though, which of course sends him into
Speaker 1: a spiral because no one worships Sachamorris more than Schmidt,
Speaker 1: which she would have known, so she used it just
Speaker 1: to kind of make him lose his ever loving mind,
Speaker 1: and then she reveals that she's teasing him, and it's
Speaker 1: a very sweet little moment and between our little Schmidt
Speaker 1: and Ceci that are trying to rebuild after the Elizabeth debacle,
Speaker 1: so oh yes, it's a really cute moment of connection
Speaker 1: of them just messing with each other and being able
Speaker 1: to take it and finding like the joke in it,
Speaker 1: and it's very sweet. I remember doing it. It was
Speaker 1: a very sweet little moment. It was always so easy
Speaker 1: with Max.
Speaker 2: And I love the fact that right afterwards we cut
Speaker 2: back to Nick continuously continuing to spew out all of
Speaker 2: his secrets.
Speaker 1: What does he say, uh, the blemons in his mother's
Speaker 1: mouth when she's sleeping. What are you doing? Because this
Speaker 1: is the stuff, you know, all this stuff came from
Speaker 1: the writer's room, and they were all real things that
Speaker 1: people probably confessed about, like being young and like what
Speaker 1: felt like high stake secrets at the time that you've
Speaker 1: just carried around in the back of your brain for sure.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, putting a lemon in your mouth, that's
Speaker 2: I don't know why, that's that's weird. That's weird. Bro
Speaker 2: was a corner flakes would feed corn flakes of certain
Speaker 2: animals and some of them would die.
Speaker 1: So's so terrible. Oh God, like that the sign of
Speaker 1: like a serial killer?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I cut If we ever
Speaker 2: do this reunion that you know that twentieth is talking about,
Speaker 2: They're trying to they're trying to get it done. Now
Speaker 2: they're still negotiating with Jake Johnson on his fee. But
Speaker 2: if we ever get that off the ground, I do
Speaker 2: believe Nick would be the whole the whole, the whole
Speaker 2: season would be about trying to get him out of
Speaker 2: prison because of a series of bodies out of a cup.
Speaker 1: Bines they we're going to find out in the New
Speaker 1: Girl Freezer. I will say this, I've always thought it's
Speaker 1: a real pie in the sky thing that there would
Speaker 1: ever be a reunion. And I don't know why. Last week,
Speaker 1: out of nowhere, I was like, I think we're gonna
Speaker 1: do one one day. I think it's going to happen.
Speaker 1: We all are so genuinely close, we all are such
Speaker 1: genuine friends. The fan base is still there, thanks guys,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeah, there's a little life in it
Speaker 1: left that could be kind of fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so. I think. I mean, listen, I like,
Speaker 2: I've always said I'd totally be down for it, but
Speaker 2: you know, I was going to be honest about it.
Speaker 2: I don't think they're going to do it.
Speaker 1: You don't think they'll ever do it. It would all
Speaker 1: be Liz. It would have to be Liz being like, hey,
Speaker 1: guys want to get back together.
Speaker 2: Liz is making hit after hit, hit after hit. She's like,
Speaker 2: you know, she she ain't got the time.
Speaker 1: Maybe if it's like a Golden Girls version, we do
Speaker 1: it in like forty years, we're all sitting on the couch.
Speaker 1: I don't mind grandparents in it, all right. So Winston
Speaker 1: asked Jess why she hid the math from him, and
Speaker 1: Jess says she didn't come to Winston because she didn't
Speaker 1: think he'd make it as a cop, which is brutal.
Speaker 2: Which is brutal because he doesn't think it all because
Speaker 2: now it's kind of it's kind of it's kind of
Speaker 2: out there that everybody, like, no one thought he was
Speaker 2: able to do. No one believed in him in this one,
Speaker 2: in this moment. But he's going to do the right thing,
Speaker 2: which is what he always does. Yeah, you know what,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, it's mine, So I'm not gonna get
Speaker 2: the job anyway. I don't want you to lose your job.
Speaker 2: And you know, so, uh, Winston and Jess are about
Speaker 2: to go and like do the thing, and right as
Speaker 2: he's about to do it, she says no and then
Speaker 2: puts herself out there and does this whole ordeal about
Speaker 2: how she's about how it's her meth and that wins
Speaker 2: to and make a great cop. Although when she said
Speaker 2: it in that moment, I don't believe it. You're literally
Speaker 2: thirty seconds ago just told me you didn't believe it.
Speaker 1: It's a big one eighty.
Speaker 2: It's say a huge one eighth. Dorado says she's gonna
Speaker 2: go to the bathroom, she's gonna have a look around,
Speaker 2: and she wants them to stay put, don't move, don't
Speaker 2: think about moving. If you if you think about anything,
Speaker 2: it better be about not moving.
Speaker 1: She goes full mom on them, and it's so great, full.
Speaker 2: Mom and I'm shocked they stayed because when I go
Speaker 2: full mom on Lily, you're too nice of a mom.
Speaker 2: Tone down, I would get in the tone, but she
Speaker 2: just she know me, like she's just like, what a joke.
Speaker 1: She's also a woman and you're a man. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: have no chance. You're helpless.
Speaker 2: I know, yeah, I know. She's too cute. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: is this why Dad's leave?
Speaker 1: Nobody respects me? Okay, So Winston always had visions of
Speaker 1: a partner named Robertson slept with his wife.
Speaker 2: I mean, this was his imagination.
Speaker 1: This was like wild what he daydreams about.
Speaker 2: Well, listen, you gotta think about the whole thing. You
Speaker 2: got to map out everything, because what's going to happen
Speaker 2: if Robertson shows up and his wife is bad and
Speaker 2: she's given you the eye and then Robertson's always hot
Speaker 2: on the case so he never got time to be
Speaker 2: hod on his wife's hands.
Speaker 1: I like that you are also spending time thinking about this.
Speaker 2: This is not just a witch thing. She gotta be
Speaker 2: taken care of.
Speaker 1: Bring up. Nick says, for whatever it's worth, he kept
Speaker 1: a secret. I like how he's trying to make this
Speaker 1: about him. Schmid apologizes to Cec for kissing her, and
Speaker 1: Cec admits that she may have kissed him a little too.
Speaker 1: Another cute little building block and getting these two back together,
Speaker 1: which apparently Winston is very invested in. Nick tell just
Speaker 1: teels Nig to live his life while she's in prison.
Speaker 1: Just Dourrado comes in to this true gang of idiots yes.
Speaker 2: And says, uh gang, this ain't no myth uh an
Speaker 2: aquarium rocks.
Speaker 1: He all is dumb as rocks.
Speaker 2: Even Just still thinks that's the street name for it.
Speaker 1: So invested in the lies she's been telling herself for
Speaker 1: so long. And then Doroto does the most wonderful thing.
Speaker 1: She goes Winston, you pass the background check because you
Speaker 1: are one of the best cadets that we have.
Speaker 2: That's right. There's something about being a grown man and
Speaker 2: they call you a cadet. I don't know why. I
Speaker 2: don't like it feels weird. It feels like a cadet,
Speaker 2: feels like a kid.
Speaker 1: Like a child does feel like a kid.
Speaker 2: Maybe Whiston just joined the police too late.
Speaker 1: It's twenty years behind everybody else. Yeah, of course he's
Speaker 1: the best. He's a grown man, children's that's right.
Speaker 2: He's a cat.
Speaker 1: We wonder why he's so good. He can tie his
Speaker 1: own shoelaces.
Speaker 2: This man is an elder. Dorado also tells him to
Speaker 2: move out of the law.
Speaker 1: This is sound advice. This is sound advice.
Speaker 2: I love that he's still compacts to electrical socket electrical
Speaker 2: socket to try to make life.
Speaker 1: He can't stop telling the truth. It's also hysterical. But
Speaker 1: he did keep the one truth a secret, so he's
Speaker 1: not wrong. But I guess if that's your coping mechanism,
Speaker 1: is that your body feels compelled to tell the truth
Speaker 1: and now everybody knows all this embarrassing stuff about you.
Speaker 1: To let you hold onto the one thing it's not bad.
Speaker 2: I tell everything else. And then Coach, I love this part,
Speaker 2: and it's like it's over right. The day is saved.
Speaker 2: We figured it out. Everything's fine. And then Coach comes
Speaker 2: in at the best time with a grown man with
Speaker 2: the I think Marcus Ray is his name. He's so funny.
Speaker 2: This dude, this dude comes in and kills it. He
Speaker 2: is Kwan. He just calls wiss.
Speaker 1: He absolutely kills it. And then the romantic like romance
Speaker 1: moment between Coach and.
Speaker 2: De Kwan Yes with their love of outlet malls is
Speaker 2: like a.
Speaker 1: Chef's kiss of a button that they made it work.
Speaker 1: The most problematic, uncomfortable thing turns out to just be
Speaker 1: a grown man romance of the outlet thing that they
Speaker 1: started at the beginning of the episode. One of the
Speaker 1: best written episodes where they managed to tie every single
Speaker 1: thing up, Like Winston gets his flowers based on his
Speaker 1: own merit, Nick gets to like keep his secret, you
Speaker 1: get to see you know, you see, and Schmidt have
Speaker 1: this moment where you know, oh, they're going to get
Speaker 1: back together, like we're on this track now, which always
Speaker 1: felt good to the audience. All of it is just
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's just one of the best episodes,
Speaker 1: and it was so fun to shoot because we all
Speaker 1: just got to run around and be like in a
Speaker 1: Benny Hill sketch for five days. Yes, that's right. Oh
Speaker 1: I loved background check.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, oh yes, we'll be right back. Let's talk
Speaker 2: more about it. Ed we are back, Hey babe, yeah, babe,
Speaker 2: let's mess around. A little come on question for you.
Speaker 2: Where would you have hit myth if you only had
Speaker 2: a few minutes before the police arrived.
Speaker 1: Well, I just would like to say this because I'm discussing,
Speaker 1: like I don't know what, Like, if meth looks like
Speaker 1: huge aquarium rocks, it would feel insane, you do think
Speaker 1: because of movies. Oh, we flush it down the toilet.
Speaker 1: You do think that. And then if they're like rocks,
Speaker 1: that's a problem. The other thing you learn from movies
Speaker 1: is to put it in like the you take the
Speaker 1: top of the back of the toilet off.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, but the police know that they see movies too.
Speaker 1: This is what I would do, though I wouldn't know.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't think of any I wouldn't know what to do.
Speaker 1: If it's a few minutes, I would assume just get
Speaker 1: it out, like out of the house, somewhere, hide it
Speaker 1: somewhere behind a plant or something.
Speaker 2: You know what I would do if if you would
Speaker 2: do it, I would snort all the myth or smoke it. No,
Speaker 2: what you do is and this is simple. This is
Speaker 2: just for all those people out there. This is very simple.
Speaker 2: You put it in and they could have easily figured
Speaker 2: out it wasn't method. They would have just done this method.
Speaker 2: They take a blender, right, you fill the blender half
Speaker 2: with water, and you bore some of the meth in there,
Speaker 2: and you throw some like oranges in there, and you blend.
Speaker 1: It up creatine protein powder, and you.
Speaker 2: Blend them all up in the thing and just leave
Speaker 2: that in the fridge or right there on the countertop.
Speaker 2: Everybody knows, don't drink it. Everybody knows that.
Speaker 1: Feels very white. This is how they almost all died
Speaker 1: in white lotus.
Speaker 2: Almost the dad was on some shady stuff. He didn't
Speaker 2: tell them. But this time you're telling the family, hey,
Speaker 2: this will kill you or get you real hot. Don't
Speaker 2: don't mess with this. And the police come in. They
Speaker 2: search the old house. I'm not going to check the smoothie.
Speaker 1: Very good?
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, you blended it all up. They're not going
Speaker 2: to do that.
Speaker 1: What if they go, oh, you just make the smoothie.
Speaker 1: So yeah, they're like, oh, could I have some?
Speaker 2: You're gonna be like, no, it's from my cramps. I
Speaker 2: got special supplements.
Speaker 1: I'm a man on my period. This is a cramp
Speaker 1: smoothie officer.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, this is how I take my dementsion medication.
Speaker 2: I blend it up.
Speaker 1: You don't want these falling apart at the end. But
Speaker 1: I do like the idea of the smoothie though. It's
Speaker 1: giving me a White Lotus moment where you just spend
Speaker 1: sticket in the sink and then like someone comes along
Speaker 1: and it's like that was the part of White Lotus
Speaker 1: that bug me by the way, that crusty, dirty like
Speaker 1: smoothie thing like you would.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't wash it out, bro, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 1: It was a very weird choice.
Speaker 2: Listen. I like Mike White, I don't like him that
Speaker 2: much because he hasn't put me in White Lotus.
Speaker 1: You know you're gonna be in White Lotus next season.
Speaker 2: There's no way these stories are mostly about white families.
Speaker 2: The main there's there's one black person and then maybe
Speaker 2: her son shows up.
Speaker 1: You could have been her son.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm just saying no, I'm the same age
Speaker 2: as as woman talking about I'm not even convinced that
Speaker 2: kid was young enough to be her son.
Speaker 1: I would just like to remind you that I shot
Speaker 1: a pilot, okay, or Elizabeth Hurley was my mom. All
Speaker 1: things are possible in television, okay. Because the most gorgeous,
Speaker 1: beautiful woman who definitely looks younger than I played her daughter.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: It is crazy. By the way, I've never in my
Speaker 1: entire life, and we all know the Prince story, but
Speaker 1: I've never in my entire life felt more flattered than
Speaker 1: when they cast me as Elizabeth Hurley's daughter. On every level,
Speaker 1: it hit as the greatest compliment of my life. I
Speaker 1: love her so much. I love you so much, Elizabeth Hurley,
Speaker 1: I love you.
Speaker 2: I love you too. Call me. Okay.
Speaker 1: This was essentially a job interview for Winston Gone Wrong.
Speaker 1: What's the worst job interview you've ever had? I know mine?
Speaker 2: You know yours? Yeah, I mean I can tell you
Speaker 2: mine mine. I can't. I never had a bad actual
Speaker 2: job interview, you know, when you go in and you
Speaker 2: try to apply for something, you get applicated. I've never
Speaker 2: had a bad one of those, Like I've if I applied,
Speaker 2: I got the job. What it was. I look at
Speaker 2: acting as you know, auditions as job interviews.
Speaker 1: Oh God, if you're opening that door, then I've got
Speaker 1: a bunch.
Speaker 2: Well, I got a few. I there's one that my
Speaker 2: ego got in the way. It was recently I had
Speaker 2: to audition for this is the other day for an
Speaker 2: m Night Shyamalan film. Yeah, and it pissed me off
Speaker 2: so much that I had to read and this is
Speaker 2: just this is what I say ego because it wasn't
Speaker 2: that big of it was. It was like you know
Speaker 2: when you're fresh off on like a big award and
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, maybe they should make it offer. It's
Speaker 2: like no, they're like, you still have to put yourself
Speaker 2: on tape. And when they were like you gotta put
Speaker 2: yourself on tape, I was like, well, what's the turnaround
Speaker 2: on this going to be? Like I'll do it, I'll
Speaker 2: figure it out. I was sick at the time. I
Speaker 2: was like, Okay, let me put this tape together. And
Speaker 2: I don't think it was the best tape. But I
Speaker 2: was like, Okay, you know what, is there a way
Speaker 2: that I could just have a meeting with M Night Shaman?
Speaker 2: And they were like, no, you don't want to meet
Speaker 2: with you, And I was like kidding me, you gotta
Speaker 2: be kidding me. So so it wasn't that the tape
Speaker 2: was probably bad. I don't know if it was good enough.
Speaker 2: I didn't get it. But it was also the whole
Speaker 2: energy around it which made me so just like pissed
Speaker 2: off and you just.
Speaker 1: Got all in your own way. Do you remember that
Speaker 1: you and I hung out with M. Night?
Speaker 2: I never hung out with them.
Speaker 1: With me When in New York we went to an
Speaker 1: after party at Upfronts in New York. I don't remember
Speaker 1: what hotel we were at. Where at the bar? He
Speaker 1: was there with something with the show, and we were
Speaker 1: at the bar together chatting with M. Knight for like
Speaker 1: a bunch of the night.
Speaker 2: Well, he don't give a shit about.
Speaker 1: He's like, I've already met this man, I've already had
Speaker 1: a meeting with him. He was lovely. We hung out
Speaker 1: at the bar and chatted all night, and.
Speaker 2: He just gave the role to a British guy.
Speaker 1: It's like.
Speaker 2: The Brits, they just they just take over, don't they.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I never hung out with him.
Speaker 2: Well, well listen, Hannah, you call.
Speaker 1: Him and be like, you made a mistake, but no problem,
Speaker 1: I'll make that.
Speaker 2: But but my real one. I auditioned for Chuck Lourie
Speaker 2: once for Mike and Molly. I want to say that
Speaker 2: show Mike and Molly, and I had the worst audition
Speaker 2: of my life. It was just it was so bad
Speaker 2: that when I walked out of the audition my agent
Speaker 2: was calling me. By the time I got to my car,
Speaker 2: my agent had called me and was like, what happened.
Speaker 1: I was like, are you unwell? I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: so say.
Speaker 2: I didn't know what happened. I just you know what
Speaker 2: it is. I never look people up. I never look
Speaker 2: up who they are, what they look like. So when
Speaker 2: people are in a room, I'm not phased by it.
Speaker 2: Like I'm not phased by it. This was the first
Speaker 2: time I said, you know what, I know Chuck Laurie.
Speaker 2: Obviously the name you watch TV shows, the name is
Speaker 2: behind all of them. So I just googled what Chuck
Speaker 2: Laurie looked like, and I was like, oh, that's Chuck
Speaker 2: lry Okay. I go into the audition. First person I
Speaker 2: see is Chuck Laurie and he couldn't have been nicer.
Speaker 2: Hey man, And I was like, hey man, and I bombed.
Speaker 2: First line out of my mouth was the incorrect line,
Speaker 2: and I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: It is amazing when you think back to auditions, because
Speaker 1: I remember for Hunger Games they brought me in. This
Speaker 1: was a billion years ago. And I went in and
Speaker 1: I had the worst day ever. I think i'd like
Speaker 1: broken up with my boyfriend. It was just like a
Speaker 1: really bad day. It was a super early audition. Sorry, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: god God, I don't think we can make that joke any.
Speaker 2: Yeah, pick anybody else, it's yay. Now.
Speaker 1: I feel like I walked in and it was just
Speaker 1: one of those things. It's exactly what you just said.
Speaker 1: The first line came out wrong, and then I had
Speaker 1: so much other just life stuff happening that then you
Speaker 1: know when you like fully disassociate. So I was out
Speaker 1: of my body.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So there's this girl just sitting there saying stuff. Now
Speaker 1: I don't know what she's doing, and I'm fully just like,
Speaker 1: I gotta get out of this room. I think I
Speaker 1: did a full this is association and it was the
Speaker 1: worst audition. I could not could not remember a line.
Speaker 1: And I will say it's the one thing I know
Speaker 1: since I've been young, is like a natural gift I have.
Speaker 1: I can memorize anything. You can give me a book
Speaker 1: and give me like a day, I will memorize the book.
Speaker 1: I don't have an issue with memorizing words. But my
Speaker 1: brain just WoT for like a hard no. It was like,
Speaker 1: we cannot do one more thing today. I remember that
Speaker 1: and it was just it was awful, And I remember
Speaker 1: the casting director kind of looked at me like, are
Speaker 1: you like what happened? Where did you go? Basically up soul? Sorry, yes,
Speaker 1: you're right, I did fully leave. That was a.
Speaker 2: Dark place.
Speaker 1: I went to a dark place. I know what a
Speaker 1: mistake hunger game, that was huge. I should have I
Speaker 1: should have gotten over that ex boyfriend way quicker work
Speaker 1: life all right. Last thing, how do you think Jess
Speaker 1: would have made out if she did go to jail?
Speaker 2: She would have been fine.
Speaker 1: She would have been a star inmate.
Speaker 2: They'd have loved her, They would they would have liked
Speaker 2: Some people would have tried to take advantage and initially,
Speaker 2: but she would have been so genuine that people would
Speaker 2: have been like, huh.
Speaker 1: She would have croucheted them, you know, blankets and make
Speaker 1: little tea corners and she would have It would have
Speaker 1: been a very sweet experience. I think she would have
Speaker 1: been Okay, yeah, oh yeah, we're not concerned. Send her
Speaker 1: friend to jail. She would have been great, Bye, You're
Speaker 1: going to have a great time.
Speaker 2: She comes out with tattoos on her face. She comes
Speaker 2: up part of the area nation.
Speaker 1: So what we're saying is for the reunion. So Jess
Speaker 1: has got like tattoos, comes out of heart, and criminal
Speaker 1: Nick is going down for being a serial killer. We're
Speaker 1: really pitching, Liz. We got some ideas.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think those work fans let us know us
Speaker 2: would have made out in prison.
Speaker 1: Um, all right, everybody. One of my favorite favorite episodes
Speaker 1: of all time. It was so fun to rewatch. I
Speaker 1: forgot how good it was. Cleo King, he's the queen Man.
Speaker 1: She was amazing.
Speaker 2: Marcus Ray is de Kwan so funny, so great. Yeah, Hey, guys, listen,
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