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Speaker 1: How do you like your coffee tall? Dark, heavy on

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Speaker 1: the cream? Well, I ask because a recent study was

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Speaker 1: just published on what your coffee order says about you,

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Speaker 1: and we'll go over it next so you can find

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Speaker 1: out all you need to know about yourself based on

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Speaker 1: how you like your being prepared well right after this,

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Speaker 1: it's a jewel chew. What if I like to put

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Speaker 1: ketchup in my coffee?

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Speaker 2: Is psychopath? The Jewel Show.

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Speaker 1: That's a text message we just got into four one

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Speaker 1: oh sixty one because a recent study just published says

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Speaker 1: what your coffee order says about you as a person

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Speaker 1: if you like to put ketchup in your coffee?

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Speaker 2: A lot of questions, Yeah, that one.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, think about how you like your coffee and how

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Speaker 1: stabby you get if the breista makes your coffee wrong,

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Speaker 1: and will tell you exactly what that says about you

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Speaker 1: right now. If you like your coffee black, here's apparently

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Speaker 1: what it says about your personality. You have a emotionally repressed,

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Speaker 1: pragmatist with possible control fixation personality type. Really says you

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Speaker 1: like your coffee the same way you like your interpersonal connections, intense, bitter,

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Speaker 1: and emotionally unavailable.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I just.

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Speaker 4: Always think of people that drink just plain black coffee

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Speaker 4: is just having a high pained threshold.

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Speaker 3: Really, I can just not wanting to talk to anyone

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Speaker 3: like they.

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Speaker 2: Got just see.

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Speaker 1: That says you're probably the kind of person who calls

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Speaker 1: it being juice and judges everybody else who needs.

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Speaker 2: Milk in it like they were a child. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 2: very true, they do do. Yeah. I'm also to note

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Speaker 2: Ted Bundy liked his coffee black. Oh, high pain tolerance.

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Speaker 1: That's the type of personality that you have if you

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Speaker 1: like your coffee just black, if you liked iced coffee

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Speaker 1: even in the winter. Yeah, it says that your personality

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Speaker 1: type is a stylized chaos agent with high stimulant dependency.

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Speaker 4: You know, it's funny every time we do these, the

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Speaker 4: word chaos always fits. And the type of thing I've

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Speaker 4: never seen you get an iced coffee before I make

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Speaker 4: my coffee in the morning, and I put ice in

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Speaker 4: it before I leave my home because I have a

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Speaker 4: cool coffee maker that does an espresso machine.

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Speaker 1: It says that you prioritize aesthetics over logic. Maybe, and

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Speaker 1: your thermostat is always set to drama. You're cold one

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Speaker 1: hundred percent of the time, but you won't touch hot

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Speaker 1: coffee because the vibes just aren't there for you. Your

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Speaker 1: whole personality is coffee, a little bit of trauma, and

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Speaker 1: one clock clip holding it all together.

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Speaker 4: This feels like an older version of myself, not today's version.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. You have a whole blanket wrapped around you, Nina,

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Speaker 3: because it's.

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Speaker 2: Cold in here.

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Speaker 3: You're always cold.

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Speaker 2: It says Billy Eilish.

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Speaker 1: Lord and your ex who soft blocked you all drink

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Speaker 1: coffee and iced coffee in a snowstorm. We're going over

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Speaker 1: a new study that says what your coffee order says

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Speaker 1: about you as a person. If you like a caramel macchiato,

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Speaker 1: your personality type is romanticized anxiety romantic with mild retail

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Speaker 1: therapy compulsions.

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Speaker 4: Interesting, and I would also add low pain threshold.

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Speaker 2: Really, I don't know why.

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Speaker 4: I just think people that like the super sweet drinks

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Speaker 4: just don't have a high pain tolerance.

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Speaker 1: It says, if you're a Karma macchiato, it's not just

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Speaker 1: a drink, it's your coping mechanism.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you romanticize the hell out of your life.

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Speaker 1: Main character energy break down and then have a Starbucks run.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that for you.

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Speaker 3: Hold world on that list.

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Speaker 1: It says Ariana Grande is somebody who likes a caramel macchiato.

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Speaker 1: So that type of first nound.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, that kind of makes sense.

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Speaker 1: If you like a macha late, then you carry a

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Speaker 1: calm energy. But also judge people who still drink regular coffee.

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Speaker 3: Is it macha latte where they put macha and a

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Speaker 3: latte and they just combine.

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Speaker 1: Us the other dirty macha.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's good. Yeah, I like them.

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Speaker 4: Is it macha in milk or there's actual coffee in

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Speaker 4: your macha too? It's espresso because.

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Speaker 1: It's like macha powder or whatever, macha mixed with the coffee.

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Speaker 2: Oh, so it's a lot. It's a latte, but then

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Speaker 2: they just put macha in it. It's good. I like

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Speaker 2: it a lot. I don't know if it's my favorite,

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Speaker 2: but I like a lot.

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Speaker 1: It also says you meditate, but only after a forty

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Speaker 1: minute TikTok scroll and you've definitely said I'm protecting my piece.

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Speaker 1: After ghosting a group chat, we found you ball more.

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Speaker 3: Like ghosting an email and chat two pretty much anything.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I have no problem mixing things out of my

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Speaker 1: life at all. Yeah, like this email thing bugs me

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Speaker 1: x it's not personality tough, soft spoken, mixed mystic with

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Speaker 1: avoidant conflict tendencies. Yeah, I can see that. If you

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Speaker 1: like cold Proof, that's your favorite coffee says your personality

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Speaker 1: is a high functioning, burnout survivor with resting crisis face.

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Speaker 1: I'm taking this as you virtually.

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Speaker 3: Okay, but it's not just because I've tried other coffees,

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Speaker 3: and I've tried to like other coffees, but they all

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Speaker 3: make me sleepy, makes me tired.

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Speaker 1: It's really funny because it says you drink this not

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Speaker 1: because you like it, but because you need it to function.

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Speaker 1: You're either running from your problems or trying to physically

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Speaker 1: outrun them.

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Speaker 2: Amazing.

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Speaker 4: That's so accurate. I've never heard anymore in my life.

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Speaker 4: What kind of resting face does.

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Speaker 2: She have again? Oh, resting crisis face.

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Speaker 4: Resting crisis face. That face that she makes like a

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Speaker 4: little puppy going wood. Here's your resting crisis face.

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Speaker 2: Your vibe is high achiever on the edge of meltdown.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you drink coldbrew like it's water and refer to

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Speaker 1: four hours of sleep as.

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Speaker 3: Plenty I mean, hey, man, I can sleep later.

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Speaker 1: And here's what a vanilla latte says about you, which

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Speaker 1: is my favorite coffee. Okay, sugar free vanilla ltte, So

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Speaker 1: this one is really yeah, this one is actually my favorite.

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Speaker 1: It says that you're a gentle overthinker with people pleasing

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Speaker 1: reflux disorder stop.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It says you're sweet, approachable, and probably say oops, even

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Speaker 1: when it's not your fault.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that kind of reaccurate.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry or oops a lot I've said when I

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Speaker 1: know I shouldn't have. You read too much into text

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Speaker 1: punctuation definitely, and use sparkles on ironically.

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Speaker 2: Oh you should do that more.

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Speaker 1: But beneath the milky exteriorize a storm of indecision. You

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Speaker 1: panic over choosing between oat or almond milk, and then

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Speaker 1: apologize to the brista for existing.

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Speaker 4: Oh it's like sweet and sad.

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Speaker 1: Yeah at the same time. Yeah, for sure, you can

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Speaker 1: be happy and said at the same time. And I've

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Speaker 1: mastered that