WEBVTT - Episode 94: Can I Get Off? 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:05.880 Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick 0:00:05.960 --> 0:00:09.959 takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the 0:00:10.080 --> 0:00:13.360 Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about 0:00:13.440 --> 0:00:16.280 his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet. 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:18.560 Without doing the actual gambling. 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:19.960 You're a coward. 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:23.320 It's easy to have a scapegoat and now join my 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:26.759 bad Larry, Shay and Irving and Dylan the graphics got 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:27.880 I have friends. 0:00:27.960 --> 0:00:29.480 Here's Dan Patrick. 0:00:30.200 --> 0:00:33.320 By the way, I did reach out to Shaye last night. 0:00:33.400 --> 0:00:38.440 I said, Hey, uh, dinner maybe, and uh, apparently wasn't 0:00:38.440 --> 0:00:39.960 a good night for me to go over to have 0:00:40.000 --> 0:00:43.040 dinner with you. Hi. Hi, Larry, Hello Dan, how you doing, 0:00:43.080 --> 0:00:44.280 buddy good? Uh? 0:00:44.479 --> 0:00:44.800 Dylan? 0:00:45.080 --> 0:00:48.839 Yeah, okay, So I was gonna go. Shay's been inviting 0:00:48.840 --> 0:00:50.920 me every Wednesday to go over to his house and 0:00:50.960 --> 0:00:54.840 then do his podcast, the Shaye Irving Podcast, and I 0:00:55.560 --> 0:00:57.880 my wife went to dinner with some friends and then 0:00:57.920 --> 0:01:00.760 I thought, okay, I'll give you a heads up that 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:06.160 I'm coming over, and then you said not this week, Danny. Yeah, 0:01:06.240 --> 0:01:08.160 I mean to be fair, the roommate did go out, 0:01:08.200 --> 0:01:09.959 which I had no idea about. I thought I was 0:01:10.000 --> 0:01:12.120 just eating leftovers for fun, but she was like, yeah, 0:01:12.120 --> 0:01:13.200 I'm going out with my girlfriends. 0:01:14.200 --> 0:01:16.240 Not a good week. Not a good week to show up, Danny. 0:01:16.760 --> 0:01:18.560 We got to go to Austria. So she's packing up 0:01:18.600 --> 0:01:21.880 the entire damn house. Shit's going crazy. It's a mess. 0:01:22.080 --> 0:01:22.839 Goddamn zoo. 0:01:24.000 --> 0:01:25.120 Do you want to do this today? 0:01:25.640 --> 0:01:28.120 I want to do anything but what I'm doing currently 0:01:29.240 --> 0:01:31.679 currently at my life life life. 0:01:31.760 --> 0:01:33.520 Yeah, sure not the show. The show is the best 0:01:33.520 --> 0:01:35.759 part of my life. That's the problem. 0:01:35.880 --> 0:01:36.039 Dan. 0:01:37.240 --> 0:01:38.959 If this is the best part of my life, I'll the. 0:01:38.920 --> 0:01:40.560 Fuck just never leave this room. 0:01:41.200 --> 0:01:44.279 You're good, okay, Just grab yourself a white claw. 0:01:44.480 --> 0:01:46.720 Yeah, and let's just pinky up. 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:50.160 Yeah, and let's just sit back and just the good times. 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:54.600 Yeah yeah, let me recap here. Dan Patrick takes a 0:01:54.640 --> 0:01:58.120 gamble Dylan plus seventeen he won one unit last week, 0:01:58.520 --> 0:02:02.160 Larry at plus seven won three units last week, and Shae, 0:02:02.200 --> 0:02:04.680 I got your plus four you won one unit last. 0:02:04.440 --> 0:02:07.400 Week to raise uh fucking me in the ass again. 0:02:07.200 --> 0:02:07.920 What happened? Ray? 0:02:07.960 --> 0:02:10.000 He does that big fan of that. 0:02:10.120 --> 0:02:12.359 You said that I didn't give you the Vikings game, right, Yeah, 0:02:12.480 --> 0:02:14.680 I'm looking at it right now and it's in green, 0:02:15.040 --> 0:02:17.680 so maybe I just didn't calculate. 0:02:17.200 --> 0:02:18.960 It right, but light blue on the sheet. 0:02:19.200 --> 0:02:21.000 Yeah, we got some printer issues. 0:02:21.639 --> 0:02:26.359 Bait I won that too, Yeah, okay, that's that's what's 0:02:26.440 --> 0:02:28.200 the one Tampa Bay. 0:02:28.400 --> 0:02:31.760 All right, so you're up five units? 0:02:32.080 --> 0:02:35.920 Yeah, won two last week that freaking Catholic over Corn 0:02:35.960 --> 0:02:38.160 Hold me, Danny. They weren't even close. 0:02:38.360 --> 0:02:38.680 Awful. 0:02:38.720 --> 0:02:42.080 College basketball is a death wish, by the way, Iowa 0:02:42.320 --> 0:02:46.600 the gift that keeps on giving. Amazing Shae, are you 0:02:46.680 --> 0:02:49.640 jumping on now? Second? I jump on second? 0:02:50.440 --> 0:02:50.959 Please don't. 0:02:50.960 --> 0:02:53.040 It's gonna be like a sixty eight point game, I know. 0:02:53.520 --> 0:02:55.720 And what was it? Twenty two to nothing? And they 0:02:55.840 --> 0:02:57.840 had a kneel down inside the five. 0:02:57.919 --> 0:02:59.000 Three zip at halftime. 0:02:59.240 --> 0:03:01.280 Just looking at the sitting there when it goes to half, 0:03:01.320 --> 0:03:03.720 I've been looking at the screen being like, this is the. 0:03:03.680 --> 0:03:06.400 Best football game I've ever watched in my entire life. 0:03:06.720 --> 0:03:10.240 Is this one of the best or worst? Heisman races? Here? 0:03:11.360 --> 0:03:14.120 Right now? Bo Nicks has a comfortable lead. I don't. 0:03:14.160 --> 0:03:16.760 According to DraftKings, I think Jayden is it at LSU. 0:03:16.960 --> 0:03:19.919 Michael Pennix Junior, the third is second, then Jayden Daniels, 0:03:19.919 --> 0:03:21.679 then Marvin Harrison Junior. 0:03:22.120 --> 0:03:25.040 Jaden I think Jayden should be way ahead of Bownicks. 0:03:26.560 --> 0:03:31.440 Jayden is pretty spectacular, incredible. If they were, you know, undefeated, 0:03:31.520 --> 0:03:34.240 he would be the only person anybody's talking about on 0:03:34.320 --> 0:03:37.680 the Heisman. Yeah, he plays on a semi shit team 0:03:37.760 --> 0:03:39.760 with Brian Kelly as his coach. To me, that means 0:03:39.800 --> 0:03:41.520 a whole lot more if you're succeeding with that ass. 0:03:41.640 --> 0:03:43.640 Yeah right, what. 0:03:44.000 --> 0:03:46.720 I feel like bo Nix is just super overrated and 0:03:46.760 --> 0:03:49.040 like he didn't do anything at Auburn. And then when 0:03:49.080 --> 0:03:52.040 was the last time Oregon had a bad statistical quarterback? 0:03:52.080 --> 0:03:54.480 Like he's probably just a product of their system. Like 0:03:54.880 --> 0:03:55.920 it's not that good. 0:03:56.240 --> 0:04:01.160 I thought your job was just to produce a real commentary. 0:04:01.480 --> 0:04:04.200 Now you're going to be giving us picks here coming 0:04:04.320 --> 0:04:07.240 up odds for the next NFL coach to be fired. 0:04:08.880 --> 0:04:12.080 Bill Belichick is the leader in the clubhouse right now. 0:04:12.400 --> 0:04:17.920 Matt Eberflus, Brandon Staley, Ron Rivera, Brian Dable, anybody want 0:04:17.920 --> 0:04:20.239 a piece of any of those odds? 0:04:20.640 --> 0:04:23.160 Not touching it. There's no way Dable or Belichick get fired. 0:04:23.200 --> 0:04:27.000 No way. Okay, relieved of their duties. Just Belichick get 0:04:27.000 --> 0:04:31.280 relieved mid season? No way, no way. I'd say yes, Marvin. 0:04:31.960 --> 0:04:35.520 Does part ways count when they say we mutually parted? 0:04:35.560 --> 0:04:40.360 Waste? What did Gwyneth Paltrow call it? De coupling? No? No, no, no, right, 0:04:40.520 --> 0:04:42.920 like a mutual wasn't It wasn't It was. 0:04:45.040 --> 0:04:47.680 Not the cup is banding. 0:04:48.400 --> 0:04:50.479 No, it was like she said something. Really it was 0:04:50.640 --> 0:04:53.240 really it was really elegant like it it sounded like it. 0:04:53.279 --> 0:04:55.800 Did I tell you I met her before? Yeah? 0:04:55.800 --> 0:04:59.120 I met Gwyneth Paltrow at the Ohio Valley in and 0:04:59.160 --> 0:05:02.200 what happened? We hung out for a minute. She I 0:05:02.200 --> 0:05:04.080 had a dog, Well, the roommate had a dog. It's 0:05:04.120 --> 0:05:07.719 like a b shon freeze, And of course we were 0:05:07.760 --> 0:05:09.400 I was walking the dog and I was sitting on a. 0:05:09.360 --> 0:05:13.320 Park and conscious conscious, I'm uncoupling, conscious uncoupling. 0:05:13.440 --> 0:05:15.240 That's sucking it. Yeah, okay, So I'm sitting on this 0:05:15.279 --> 0:05:17.159 bench with the dog and it's this white fluffy dog, 0:05:17.160 --> 0:05:19.039 looks like it, you know, came from a fucking movie. 0:05:19.400 --> 0:05:22.279 And the roommate goes into some spa ship or whatever. 0:05:22.360 --> 0:05:25.360 So I'm just waiting and then fucking Gwyneth Paltrow walks 0:05:25.360 --> 0:05:27.200 out and you can see her a mile away, Danny, 0:05:27.279 --> 0:05:28.960 Like a mile away, you can be like, holy shit, 0:05:29.560 --> 0:05:33.080 that's a good looking woman. She's got good bone structure. 0:05:33.880 --> 0:05:35.360 And then she was like, can I pet your dog? 0:05:35.480 --> 0:05:38.440 I was like, yeah, no problem, pet pet pet yeah yeah, yeada. 0:05:38.440 --> 0:05:40.240 I was like, cool man, whatever, how the fuck are you? 0:05:41.000 --> 0:05:42.320 She was like all right, good to see you. I 0:05:42.400 --> 0:05:44.080 was like, yeah, peace, that was it. 0:05:44.240 --> 0:05:44.280 No. 0:05:44.400 --> 0:05:46.839 I didn't ask her name. I didn't shake her fucking hand, 0:05:47.120 --> 0:05:47.800 get her a picture. 0:05:47.839 --> 0:05:50.920 None of that ship no free Vagina state was No. 0:05:51.440 --> 0:05:56.239 It was during Reese Witherspoon's second marriage. She married some agent. 0:05:56.600 --> 0:05:57.839 So Robert Downey Jr. 0:05:57.920 --> 0:05:58.320 Was there? 0:05:59.120 --> 0:06:02.479 Uh uh, what's what's Jerry Maguire, the old lady Renee 0:06:02.560 --> 0:06:06.160 Zellweger was there. All these other fucking celebrities were all 0:06:06.200 --> 0:06:09.760 over the compound. It was pretty cool. A lot of 0:06:09.800 --> 0:06:11.719 blond renase el Wegger looked fucking awful. 0:06:12.080 --> 0:06:12.320 Really. 0:06:12.440 --> 0:06:14.960 Oh that's when she had like the joker face for. 0:06:15.000 --> 0:06:17.080 Motherfucking work guy. 0:06:17.200 --> 0:06:17.760 Yeah. 0:06:17.880 --> 0:06:20.080 The legs was boom and the cheeks were boom in 0:06:20.160 --> 0:06:23.480 bad Yeah. But Gwyneth Stable together yeah smoke show. 0:06:23.560 --> 0:06:26.120 Yeah. And she has nice skin too beautiful. 0:06:26.120 --> 0:06:28.000 I'm not kidding. I was like, holy shit, she should 0:06:28.000 --> 0:06:28.440 be a movie. 0:06:28.480 --> 0:06:36.400 Oh that's and she's a good kisser. Okay, Larry, how 0:06:36.360 --> 0:06:37.760 are you doing? You're still with us? 0:06:38.160 --> 0:06:40.920 I'm good. Yeah, I'm out of repass. Ninety four year 0:06:40.960 --> 0:06:44.320 old legend spring Light Good died, so I took a 0:06:44.360 --> 0:06:46.160 little break from the repass. I'm sitting at a bar 0:06:46.240 --> 0:06:49.920 by myself, in this short club and ready to give 0:06:49.960 --> 0:06:51.560 my picks and then go back to the party. 0:06:52.160 --> 0:06:54.240 Wait, it's a repast. 0:06:55.160 --> 0:06:57.279 Yeah, the celebration after the funeral. 0:06:57.720 --> 0:07:01.479 Oh okay, I think we've been over this. Yeah. 0:07:01.600 --> 0:07:03.680 You tend a lot of funerals, a lot. Yeah, your 0:07:03.680 --> 0:07:05.559 friends are dying, yeah, and your next. 0:07:07.040 --> 0:07:09.400 The great thing about this is my friend's parents still 0:07:09.840 --> 0:07:13.760 so my friends. So I'm here to support my friends. 0:07:13.800 --> 0:07:15.920 You're your friend's parent, support your. 0:07:17.320 --> 0:07:17.920 Ninety four. 0:07:18.320 --> 0:07:20.760 That's a good I'd sign it for ninety four right now. 0:07:20.840 --> 0:07:22.600 Yeah. 0:07:21.400 --> 0:07:24.360 So I'm the only one on this call who won't. 0:07:24.520 --> 0:07:26.320 I'm a hundred No, you're not. 0:07:26.680 --> 0:07:28.840 Never gonna happen. I can't wait to collect that debt 0:07:28.880 --> 0:07:30.800 from your family. You don't even want to be You 0:07:30.840 --> 0:07:34.160 can't wait. Your wife has to pay up. Yeah, well there, 0:07:34.160 --> 0:07:36.680 I'll be at the fucking wake saying hey, hey, hey, yeah, 0:07:36.600 --> 0:07:37.240 I don't think. 0:07:37.080 --> 0:07:38.800 You're going, I'm going to be at the repass. 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:41.320 But they're celebrating because you say. 0:07:41.120 --> 0:07:43.880 We've had this conversation before, you're invited to the way, 0:07:44.200 --> 0:07:45.920 you won't be around. I'm sorry, my man. 0:07:46.240 --> 0:07:46.600 There we go. 0:07:47.240 --> 0:07:49.320 Okay, that's two things can be true. 0:07:49.440 --> 0:07:52.320 The over under, I think we said it's seventy seven 0:07:52.800 --> 0:07:55.920 or seventy eight under. Yeah, I think that's. 0:07:56.200 --> 0:07:58.080 It's such an over it's just a joke. 0:07:58.400 --> 0:07:59.760 I'll give you a decade from now. 0:08:00.760 --> 0:08:01.160 Perfect. 0:08:01.200 --> 0:08:02.720 I want to talk to your doctor. I want to 0:08:02.720 --> 0:08:04.360 talk where they go to school. Fucking Puerto Rico. 0:08:07.240 --> 0:08:12.240 Okay, recapping, so anything you want to recap their deal 0:08:12.320 --> 0:08:13.360 since you're leading. 0:08:13.800 --> 0:08:16.080 Obviously, Iowa Rutgers under twenty eight and a half. That 0:08:16.200 --> 0:08:21.000 was the lock of the century, Washington, Utah. That was 0:08:21.040 --> 0:08:23.960 a brutal, brutal has beat in a while. 0:08:24.200 --> 0:08:27.440 That was tough. Yeah, that was a touchdown that should 0:08:27.440 --> 0:08:28.840 have been Yeah, that's what got you. 0:08:29.040 --> 0:08:30.200 Yeah, that was they cover. 0:08:30.360 --> 0:08:32.360 That was that was tough. That was tough. 0:08:32.400 --> 0:08:34.080 You looked like Utah was going to win that game 0:08:34.160 --> 0:08:34.680 really too. 0:08:35.520 --> 0:08:37.920 And then you have the future bet Arizona to win 0:08:37.960 --> 0:08:38.360 the title. 0:08:38.520 --> 0:08:41.200 Yeah, looks good. And then I got hosed in NFL 0:08:41.200 --> 0:08:42.960 except for the Jets Raiders under. 0:08:43.600 --> 0:08:46.440 Uh, let's see bad layer. You got anything you want 0:08:46.440 --> 0:08:47.520 to recap from last week? 0:08:48.760 --> 0:08:51.599 No, the teaser was easy. I split in college and 0:08:51.640 --> 0:08:55.120 splitting pros just because I lost that Rutgers that I had. 0:08:55.320 --> 0:08:57.720 I mean, I bet the over in the Rutgers game. 0:08:57.840 --> 0:09:01.959 I figured Sanna would at one pick six or one 0:09:02.120 --> 0:09:07.640 get a fucking point. There nothing nothing else to recap. 0:09:08.040 --> 0:09:10.680 You're the ten point three for the week. Is good 0:09:10.960 --> 0:09:14.160 ten point teaser? Uh? You had Bama Georgia and Florida 0:09:14.200 --> 0:09:15.439 State and the uh. 0:09:16.200 --> 0:09:17.400 The points in the Florida State game? 0:09:17.520 --> 0:09:20.920 Right, Yeah, yeah you did? Uh? How about you shay 0:09:21.000 --> 0:09:22.240 anything you want to recap? Yeah? 0:09:22.280 --> 0:09:25.080 South Bay mccorn holded me once again, covering the entire 0:09:25.120 --> 0:09:27.720 game except the second half of the fourth quarter. Oh 0:09:27.880 --> 0:09:30.960 that was really embarrassing and sad. And college basketball has 0:09:31.000 --> 0:09:33.520 got my number once again. I lose pretty much every 0:09:33.520 --> 0:09:36.679 bet I make in the NCAA basketball We only had 0:09:36.720 --> 0:09:39.000 one bad Yeah, two units, Danny as the first time 0:09:39.000 --> 0:09:40.520 I've done two units in what two months? 0:09:41.080 --> 0:09:44.559 Tangled those point totals in college basketball have no. 0:09:44.520 --> 0:09:48.280 Yeah, you had the over with Saint Mary's and University 0:09:48.320 --> 0:09:48.880 of New Mexico. 0:09:48.960 --> 0:09:51.320 Two great offenses, and here we go. Every time I 0:09:51.320 --> 0:09:53.320 try and break a game down, Danny, it doesn't work. 0:09:53.360 --> 0:09:55.680 I fucking lose every time. What was the game that 0:09:55.760 --> 0:09:58.280 you broke down earlier this year at University New Mexico, 0:09:58.320 --> 0:10:02.760 Diego Pavia? Yeah, who, by the way, is having a 0:10:02.760 --> 0:10:04.800 great fucking year. After week one he looks incredible. 0:10:04.920 --> 0:10:05.760 He could thank you for that. 0:10:05.800 --> 0:10:08.880 But in that fuck, didn't he have some contry he 0:10:08.920 --> 0:10:11.800 fell apart against you mask that's the contract. Didn't he 0:10:11.920 --> 0:10:14.480 have something where he was urinating on whoa whoa whoa 0:10:14.520 --> 0:10:19.560 whoa whoa woa exculation there something where he urinated on 0:10:19.600 --> 0:10:23.720 the mascot of the logo school he was playing. 0:10:23.760 --> 0:10:27.920 Who hasn't pissed? Right, I'm asked Albert Bell. We all 0:10:27.920 --> 0:10:28.640 have to pin you pos. 0:10:29.720 --> 0:10:31.800 What's the story with the New Mexico quarterback? 0:10:32.000 --> 0:10:35.320 So New Mexico state quarterback Diego Pavia accused of urinating 0:10:35.360 --> 0:10:36.920 on rival New Mexico's logo. 0:10:37.040 --> 0:10:40.200 Okay, yeah, fuck that logo an interstate rivalry. 0:10:40.679 --> 0:10:42.760 Oh yeah, welcome to the AVQ, bitch. 0:10:42.840 --> 0:10:45.480 That's just some hijinks. There's what that is. It's called 0:10:45.520 --> 0:10:49.560 competitive advantage, all right, dyl You lead US off. 0:10:50.240 --> 0:10:55.400 Alrighty Dan, to everyone's surprise, three units Illinois Iowa under 0:10:55.440 --> 0:10:56.199 thirty and a half. 0:10:56.320 --> 0:10:56.680 Thirty. 0:10:57.240 --> 0:10:58.640 That's a big title, I. 0:11:00.200 --> 0:11:02.800 Think, and that's I would add it like at twenty seven. 0:11:03.360 --> 0:11:06.920 Well, Illinois can actually score a little bit, but I 0:11:07.000 --> 0:11:08.880 don't know. I mean, there's no you can't jump the 0:11:08.880 --> 0:11:13.640 ship yet. Okay, app State money line against JMU plus 0:11:13.640 --> 0:11:17.280 two seventy five. They're going to be devastated about the playoff. Yeah, 0:11:17.320 --> 0:11:18.640 they get nothing. 0:11:19.160 --> 0:11:21.280 JMU favored by no rankings either. 0:11:21.480 --> 0:11:23.839 No, nothing, they get nothing. They're going to lose to 0:11:23.880 --> 0:11:24.360 app State. 0:11:24.400 --> 0:11:27.360 All right, I'm going Notre Dame minus twenty four and 0:11:27.400 --> 0:11:29.800 a half against wake Forest Sam Hartman, going back to. 0:11:29.800 --> 0:11:31.040 The old stomping grounds. 0:11:32.240 --> 0:11:34.920 I think they'll put up some points and what is 0:11:35.000 --> 0:11:38.000 ultimately a meaningless game for both of them. 0:11:38.080 --> 0:11:41.160 And then Washington plus two and a half against Oregon State. 0:11:41.640 --> 0:11:47.960 This is funky. It stinks, I have Why are they underdogs? 0:11:49.600 --> 0:11:50.280 Doesn't make sense. 0:11:50.360 --> 0:11:52.720 Oregon State does cover the spread like a machine, but 0:11:53.000 --> 0:11:53.920 Oregon State's good. 0:11:55.120 --> 0:11:56.720 Yeah, I believe that's why. 0:11:56.800 --> 0:11:58.640 That's why it's tough to play there, dude. 0:11:58.679 --> 0:12:01.240 So it's basically a pick. I'm it shouldn't pick him 0:12:01.440 --> 0:12:01.920 take that out. 0:12:02.040 --> 0:12:03.840 It takes like eight and two. Yeah, they're not a 0:12:03.840 --> 0:12:04.199 bad team. 0:12:04.840 --> 0:12:07.439 They lost a wazoo, didn't they. 0:12:07.800 --> 0:12:10.800 Yes, Yes, I think so, Yeah, I don't have lost 0:12:10.800 --> 0:12:11.160 that bad. 0:12:11.400 --> 0:12:13.000 I think this is kind of this is just the 0:12:13.040 --> 0:12:14.760 trappy one either way you look at it. 0:12:14.840 --> 0:12:17.000 I feel like Washington kind of ends up giving it 0:12:17.040 --> 0:12:21.079 to him. All right, Oh yeah, brother brother, NFL? 0:12:21.200 --> 0:12:23.720 How's that white claw? It tasts great, Danny. 0:12:23.760 --> 0:12:25.000 These are just delightful, Dan. 0:12:26.200 --> 0:12:28.520 You have to have an advanced palate to enjoy the 0:12:28.520 --> 0:12:29.240 black cherry day. 0:12:29.280 --> 0:12:31.640 Is there a soft Seltzer? Because I know there's a 0:12:31.640 --> 0:12:34.160 hard Seltzer. I'm just curious that there's a soft Seltzer. 0:12:34.280 --> 0:12:35.559 Sounds like a product idea for me. 0:12:35.640 --> 0:12:39.560 Yeah. Yeah, some soft selters out there. I still wouldn't 0:12:39.600 --> 0:12:39.880 drink it. 0:12:39.880 --> 0:12:42.760 Okay, there's about four seven combined fell and he's drinking 0:12:42.760 --> 0:12:43.920 white claws in here, Dan. 0:12:45.120 --> 0:12:47.120 Because I'm a man, all right, here we go. What 0:12:47.200 --> 0:12:48.480 else in the NFL? 0:12:48.640 --> 0:12:49.000 NFL? 0:12:49.240 --> 0:12:52.600 So tonight Bengals Ravens. I'm going Mark Andrews, my guy. 0:12:52.720 --> 0:12:56.080 First touchdown score plus eight point fifteen? Oh no, tight 0:12:56.160 --> 0:12:56.920 ends prime time? 0:12:57.080 --> 0:13:00.280 Right. They delivered six touchdowns this year point. Yes, and 0:13:00.360 --> 0:13:00.760 here we go. 0:13:01.080 --> 0:13:04.240 Uh, Dolphins minus thirteen and a half against the Raiders. 0:13:05.840 --> 0:13:08.680 I think the whole like Raiders ra ra thing dies 0:13:08.800 --> 0:13:10.800 this week. And then Dolphins love being the shit out 0:13:10.840 --> 0:13:13.440 of bad teams. That's pretty much all they can do. Okay, 0:13:15.000 --> 0:13:19.520 Seahawks minus one against the Rams. I have no reason 0:13:19.600 --> 0:13:21.240 not to bet that. I don't know even why it's 0:13:21.320 --> 0:13:24.920 only one. An there's plus ten and a half against 0:13:25.120 --> 0:13:25.839 the Cowboys. 0:13:25.960 --> 0:13:26.680 Wow. 0:13:28.280 --> 0:13:32.240 Now Steve Smith said that Ceedee Lamb's not an elite receiver. 0:13:32.720 --> 0:13:33.480 Yeah, that's dumb. 0:13:33.679 --> 0:13:35.920 I'm so sick of this shit, Danny. This is so corny, 0:13:36.000 --> 0:13:37.200 Like what is Steve Smith doing. 0:13:37.240 --> 0:13:39.160 He's got nine hundred and seventy five yards this year, 0:13:39.200 --> 0:13:41.680 four touchdowns, He's in the top fucking three of both categories, 0:13:41.720 --> 0:13:42.520 will be but. 0:13:42.480 --> 0:13:44.839 Two of those. All of that is from like two games. 0:13:44.880 --> 0:13:47.560 I would say he had a bad fucking first week 0:13:47.640 --> 0:13:47.920 or two. 0:13:48.040 --> 0:13:48.400 That's it. 0:13:48.520 --> 0:13:50.440 And Dak had a bad first week or two. 0:13:50.480 --> 0:13:53.439 Actually, he's had at least ten receptions and at least 0:13:53.440 --> 0:13:54.959 one hundred yards in three straight games. 0:13:55.080 --> 0:13:56.840 Oh, I took it down from three games. 0:13:56.960 --> 0:14:00.439 Yeah, so in favor and to be fair to Steve Smith, 0:14:00.480 --> 0:14:03.320 he said this before this three game stretch. But Ceedee 0:14:03.360 --> 0:14:06.000 Lamb's just disproving him right now. Yeah, yeah, so he 0:14:06.000 --> 0:14:07.640 didn't say that in the best of it. 0:14:07.960 --> 0:14:10.400 Ceedee Lamb. He's got the whole package. 0:14:10.480 --> 0:14:13.160 Like he looks like catch did you see his catch 0:14:13.200 --> 0:14:14.559 last week? The one handed left hand? 0:14:14.640 --> 0:14:15.280 Or did you see that? 0:14:15.320 --> 0:14:15.640 Ship? 0:14:16.000 --> 0:14:16.720 Fuck out of here? 0:14:16.960 --> 0:14:18.920 He looks kind of slow on TV there. I don't 0:14:18.920 --> 0:14:19.440 know what it is. 0:14:20.880 --> 0:14:21.600 You got another bent? 0:14:22.280 --> 0:14:23.760 Am I not allowed to make observations? 0:14:23.800 --> 0:14:26.480 Now you can, but what would you look like on TV? 0:14:28.360 --> 0:14:35.440 Now we see? Okay, great, and then the sooner I 0:14:35.480 --> 0:14:37.120 get Shay out of here, the better for all of 0:14:37.160 --> 0:14:40.080 this because he's got he's got some stuff to deal. 0:14:39.960 --> 0:14:41.960 With things, yeah, and happenings. 0:14:42.240 --> 0:14:47.240 International flights, yeah yeah, international incident with kids. You three 0:14:47.320 --> 0:14:49.360 daughters on a plane to Europe. 0:14:49.440 --> 0:14:51.440 Probably the worst person ever be in Austria. 0:14:51.680 --> 0:14:54.240 I guess what do you mean? The whole land? 0:14:55.360 --> 0:14:56.840 Vikings plus two in African thank you. 0:14:57.320 --> 0:14:59.520 Thank you, Vikings plus two and a half. And I 0:14:59.560 --> 0:15:00.720 have a part of course you do. 0:15:01.600 --> 0:15:05.880 All unders Iowa, Illinois under thirty and a half, Giants 0:15:05.920 --> 0:15:10.560 and Commanders under thirty seven, and Titans and Jags under 0:15:10.600 --> 0:15:12.280 forty plus five ninety five. 0:15:12.400 --> 0:15:15.480 Right, we bring in bad Larry who joins us from 0:15:15.680 --> 0:15:16.320 a funeral. 0:15:17.400 --> 0:15:21.720 Yes, I didn't hear the Bengals line, but I went 0:15:21.760 --> 0:15:24.320 to Bengals plus three or three and a half against 0:15:24.360 --> 0:15:29.400 the Ravens, and it's Bengals Bengals. Is it three and 0:15:29.440 --> 0:15:29.680 a half? 0:15:29.800 --> 0:15:30.600 Yeah? 0:15:30.800 --> 0:15:35.840 Yeah, thank you, Browns minus one against the Steelers, Chargers 0:15:35.840 --> 0:15:39.560 minus the three against the Packers. I went over forty 0:15:39.600 --> 0:15:44.080 seven in the Bears Lions game. Vikings plus two and 0:15:44.120 --> 0:15:48.600 a half against the Broncos, and the Chiefs minus the 0:15:48.600 --> 0:15:50.640 three against the Eagles. I think that's Monday night. 0:15:51.160 --> 0:15:55.680 You got all of the lines correct today? Oh yeah, congratulations, 0:15:55.800 --> 0:15:56.600 I did. 0:15:56.480 --> 0:15:57.920 Them this morning instead of last night. 0:15:57.960 --> 0:16:01.600 That's the difference, Okay, I guess any uh okay college. 0:16:01.360 --> 0:16:04.200 There, Yeah, they're one unit each, and then I got 0:16:04.200 --> 0:16:07.600 one unit on one to six college games. Duke minus 0:16:07.600 --> 0:16:11.280 the three and a half against Virginia Michigan minus nineteen 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:14.920 against Maryland Louisville. To pick them against. 0:16:14.680 --> 0:16:17.280 Miami louis was getting one. 0:16:17.640 --> 0:16:21.040 Getting one. Okay, another bonus, thank you, Danna, You're welcome. 0:16:21.960 --> 0:16:24.360 Penn State minus the twenty and a half against Rutgers 0:16:25.040 --> 0:16:30.160 h Georgia Southern minus six against Shave or Dylan's o 0:16:30.280 --> 0:16:34.760 d U that's mine, that's yeah, and Kansas State minus 0:16:34.800 --> 0:16:37.960 the eight against Kansas. I want to Dan. I want 0:16:37.960 --> 0:16:40.480 to add one game and then I want to say 0:16:40.480 --> 0:16:41.920 goodbye to you guys and hang up because I got 0:16:41.920 --> 0:16:43.000 people waiting for him in there. 0:16:43.320 --> 0:16:44.640 They're want. 0:16:48.040 --> 0:16:52.200 Repasses to the you go for the living, Okay, I 0:16:52.240 --> 0:16:54.960 want to I want to add JMU. Is game day 0:16:54.960 --> 0:16:55.360 going to be it? 0:16:55.560 --> 0:16:55.800 Yeah? 0:16:55.960 --> 0:17:01.000 In Harrisonburg. There's going to Harrisonburg. I want one unit 0:17:01.080 --> 0:17:04.320 on JMU minus a nine against Appellations State. 0:17:04.400 --> 0:17:07.880 Wow, Uh it's I think it's what's the line. 0:17:07.760 --> 0:17:10.280 It's uh nine? I think I saw nine this morning. 0:17:10.320 --> 0:17:11.959 It's eight now, So you're welcome. 0:17:13.119 --> 0:17:14.960 It's some money coming in and. 0:17:15.280 --> 0:17:17.000 Right right side of that bet, Larry. 0:17:17.040 --> 0:17:20.600 Yeah, all right, Larry, tell everybody said that I took him. 0:17:20.600 --> 0:17:21.720 It's going to go down to about seven. 0:17:21.760 --> 0:17:22.440 All right, Larry? 0:17:23.320 --> 0:17:24.200 Can I get off? 0:17:24.600 --> 0:17:29.720 Yeah? Yeah? I mean I prefra you to do it now. 0:17:31.480 --> 0:17:32.600 Plus my beers empty. 0:17:32.680 --> 0:17:36.159 Okay, you guys, good luck, we'll see it. Okay, all right? 0:17:36.480 --> 0:17:39.520 Bad layering is from another funeral? 0:17:40.240 --> 0:17:44.480 Uh shay, Yeah, make it quick and easy, Danny Boston 0:17:44.480 --> 0:17:47.680 College plus three against pitt Ye. Then I got that 0:17:47.720 --> 0:17:51.080 same game under Wait, forty five and a half? 0:17:51.760 --> 0:17:52.560 Yeah, forty seven. 0:17:52.560 --> 0:17:55.159