Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
Speaker 1: takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Speaker 1: Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
Speaker 1: his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3: You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat and now join my
Speaker 1: bad Larry, Shay and Irving and Dylan the graphics got
Speaker 1: I have friends.
Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1: By the way, I did reach out to Shaye last night.
Speaker 1: I said, Hey, uh, dinner maybe, and uh, apparently wasn't
Speaker 1: a good night for me to go over to have
Speaker 1: dinner with you. Hi. Hi, Larry, Hello Dan, how you doing,
Speaker 1: buddy good? Uh?
Speaker 4: Dylan?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, So I was gonna go. Shay's been inviting
Speaker 1: me every Wednesday to go over to his house and
Speaker 1: then do his podcast, the Shaye Irving Podcast, and I
Speaker 1: my wife went to dinner with some friends and then
Speaker 1: I thought, okay, I'll give you a heads up that
Speaker 1: I'm coming over, and then you said not this week, Danny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean to be fair, the roommate did go out,
Speaker 1: which I had no idea about. I thought I was
Speaker 1: just eating leftovers for fun, but she was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm going out with my girlfriends.
Speaker 3: Not a good week. Not a good week to show up, Danny.
Speaker 3: We got to go to Austria. So she's packing up
Speaker 3: the entire damn house. Shit's going crazy. It's a mess.
Speaker 3: Goddamn zoo.
Speaker 1: Do you want to do this today?
Speaker 3: I want to do anything but what I'm doing currently
Speaker 3: currently at my life life life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure not the show. The show is the best
Speaker 1: part of my life. That's the problem.
Speaker 5: Dan.
Speaker 1: If this is the best part of my life, I'll the.
Speaker 2: Fuck just never leave this room.
Speaker 1: You're good, okay, Just grab yourself a white claw.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and let's just pinky up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and let's just sit back and just the good times.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, let me recap here. Dan Patrick takes a
Speaker 1: gamble Dylan plus seventeen he won one unit last week,
Speaker 1: Larry at plus seven won three units last week, and Shae,
Speaker 1: I got your plus four you won one unit last.
Speaker 3: Week to raise uh fucking me in the ass again.
Speaker 1: What happened? Ray?
Speaker 2: He does that big fan of that.
Speaker 6: You said that I didn't give you the Vikings game, right, Yeah,
Speaker 6: I'm looking at it right now and it's in green,
Speaker 6: so maybe I just didn't calculate.
Speaker 1: It right, but light blue on the sheet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got some printer issues.
Speaker 3: Bait I won that too, Yeah, okay, that's that's what's
Speaker 3: the one Tampa Bay.
Speaker 1: All right, so you're up five units?
Speaker 3: Yeah, won two last week that freaking Catholic over Corn
Speaker 3: Hold me, Danny. They weren't even close.
Speaker 2: Awful.
Speaker 1: College basketball is a death wish, by the way, Iowa
Speaker 1: the gift that keeps on giving. Amazing Shae, are you
Speaker 1: jumping on now? Second? I jump on second?
Speaker 2: Please don't.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be like a sixty eight point game, I know.
Speaker 1: And what was it? Twenty two to nothing? And they
Speaker 1: had a kneel down inside the five.
Speaker 2: Three zip at halftime.
Speaker 5: Just looking at the sitting there when it goes to half,
Speaker 5: I've been looking at the screen being like, this is the.
Speaker 2: Best football game I've ever watched in my entire life.
Speaker 1: Is this one of the best or worst? Heisman races? Here?
Speaker 1: Right now? Bo Nicks has a comfortable lead. I don't.
Speaker 1: According to DraftKings, I think Jayden is it at LSU.
Speaker 1: Michael Pennix Junior, the third is second, then Jayden Daniels,
Speaker 1: then Marvin Harrison Junior.
Speaker 3: Jaden I think Jayden should be way ahead of Bownicks.
Speaker 3: Jayden is pretty spectacular, incredible. If they were, you know, undefeated,
Speaker 3: he would be the only person anybody's talking about on
Speaker 3: the Heisman. Yeah, he plays on a semi shit team
Speaker 3: with Brian Kelly as his coach. To me, that means
Speaker 3: a whole lot more if you're succeeding with that ass.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, what.
Speaker 6: I feel like bo Nix is just super overrated and
Speaker 6: like he didn't do anything at Auburn. And then when
Speaker 6: was the last time Oregon had a bad statistical quarterback?
Speaker 6: Like he's probably just a product of their system. Like
Speaker 6: it's not that good.
Speaker 1: I thought your job was just to produce a real commentary.
Speaker 1: Now you're going to be giving us picks here coming
Speaker 1: up odds for the next NFL coach to be fired.
Speaker 1: Bill Belichick is the leader in the clubhouse right now.
Speaker 1: Matt Eberflus, Brandon Staley, Ron Rivera, Brian Dable, anybody want
Speaker 1: a piece of any of those odds?
Speaker 3: Not touching it. There's no way Dable or Belichick get fired.
Speaker 1: No way. Okay, relieved of their duties. Just Belichick get
Speaker 1: relieved mid season? No way, no way. I'd say yes, Marvin.
Speaker 3: Does part ways count when they say we mutually parted?
Speaker 1: Waste? What did Gwyneth Paltrow call it? De coupling? No? No, no, no, right,
Speaker 1: like a mutual wasn't It wasn't It was.
Speaker 2: Not the cup is banding.
Speaker 1: No, it was like she said something. Really it was
Speaker 1: really it was really elegant like it it sounded like it.
Speaker 1: Did I tell you I met her before? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I met Gwyneth Paltrow at the Ohio Valley in and
Speaker 3: what happened? We hung out for a minute. She I
Speaker 3: had a dog, Well, the roommate had a dog. It's
Speaker 3: like a b shon freeze, And of course we were
Speaker 3: I was walking the dog and I was sitting on a.
Speaker 1: Park and conscious conscious, I'm uncoupling, conscious uncoupling.
Speaker 3: That's sucking it. Yeah, okay, So I'm sitting on this
Speaker 3: bench with the dog and it's this white fluffy dog,
Speaker 3: looks like it, you know, came from a fucking movie.
Speaker 3: And the roommate goes into some spa ship or whatever.
Speaker 3: So I'm just waiting and then fucking Gwyneth Paltrow walks
Speaker 3: out and you can see her a mile away, Danny,
Speaker 3: Like a mile away, you can be like, holy shit,
Speaker 3: that's a good looking woman. She's got good bone structure.
Speaker 3: And then she was like, can I pet your dog?
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, no problem, pet pet pet yeah yeah, yeada.
Speaker 3: I was like, cool man, whatever, how the fuck are you?
Speaker 3: She was like all right, good to see you. I
Speaker 3: was like, yeah, peace, that was it.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 3: I didn't ask her name. I didn't shake her fucking hand,
Speaker 3: get her a picture.
Speaker 2: None of that ship no free Vagina state was No.
Speaker 3: It was during Reese Witherspoon's second marriage. She married some agent.
Speaker 3: So Robert Downey Jr.
Speaker 1: Was there?
Speaker 3: Uh uh, what's what's Jerry Maguire, the old lady Renee
Speaker 3: Zellweger was there. All these other fucking celebrities were all
Speaker 3: over the compound. It was pretty cool. A lot of
Speaker 3: blond renase el Wegger looked fucking awful.
Speaker 2: Really.
Speaker 3: Oh that's when she had like the joker face for.
Speaker 2: Motherfucking work guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The legs was boom and the cheeks were boom in
Speaker 3: bad Yeah. But Gwyneth Stable together yeah smoke show.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And she has nice skin too beautiful.
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding. I was like, holy shit, she should
Speaker 3: be a movie.
Speaker 1: Oh that's and she's a good kisser. Okay, Larry, how
Speaker 1: are you doing? You're still with us?
Speaker 4: I'm good. Yeah, I'm out of repass. Ninety four year
Speaker 4: old legend spring Light Good died, so I took a
Speaker 4: little break from the repass. I'm sitting at a bar
Speaker 4: by myself, in this short club and ready to give
Speaker 4: my picks and then go back to the party.
Speaker 1: Wait, it's a repast.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the celebration after the funeral.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I think we've been over this. Yeah.
Speaker 2: You tend a lot of funerals, a lot. Yeah, your
Speaker 2: friends are dying, yeah, and your next.
Speaker 4: The great thing about this is my friend's parents still
Speaker 4: so my friends. So I'm here to support my friends.
Speaker 2: You're your friend's parent, support your.
Speaker 4: Ninety four.
Speaker 1: That's a good I'd sign it for ninety four right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I'm the only one on this call who won't.
Speaker 4: I'm a hundred No, you're not.
Speaker 3: Never gonna happen. I can't wait to collect that debt
Speaker 3: from your family. You don't even want to be You
Speaker 3: can't wait. Your wife has to pay up. Yeah, well there,
Speaker 3: I'll be at the fucking wake saying hey, hey, hey, yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't think.
Speaker 1: You're going, I'm going to be at the repass.
Speaker 2: But they're celebrating because you say.
Speaker 4: We've had this conversation before, you're invited to the way,
Speaker 4: you won't be around. I'm sorry, my man.
Speaker 1: There we go.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's two things can be true.
Speaker 1: The over under, I think we said it's seventy seven
Speaker 1: or seventy eight under. Yeah, I think that's.
Speaker 4: It's such an over it's just a joke.
Speaker 2: I'll give you a decade from now.
Speaker 4: Perfect.
Speaker 3: I want to talk to your doctor. I want to
Speaker 3: talk where they go to school. Fucking Puerto Rico.
Speaker 1: Okay, recapping, so anything you want to recap their deal
Speaker 1: since you're leading.
Speaker 5: Obviously, Iowa Rutgers under twenty eight and a half. That
Speaker 5: was the lock of the century, Washington, Utah. That was
Speaker 5: a brutal, brutal has beat in a while.
Speaker 3: That was tough. Yeah, that was a touchdown that should
Speaker 3: have been Yeah, that's what got you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was they cover.
Speaker 1: That was that was tough. That was tough.
Speaker 2: You looked like Utah was going to win that game
Speaker 2: really too.
Speaker 1: And then you have the future bet Arizona to win
Speaker 1: the title.
Speaker 2: Yeah, looks good. And then I got hosed in NFL
Speaker 2: except for the Jets Raiders under.
Speaker 1: Uh, let's see bad layer. You got anything you want
Speaker 1: to recap from last week?
Speaker 4: No, the teaser was easy. I split in college and
Speaker 4: splitting pros just because I lost that Rutgers that I had.
Speaker 4: I mean, I bet the over in the Rutgers game.
Speaker 4: I figured Sanna would at one pick six or one
Speaker 4: get a fucking point. There nothing nothing else to recap.
Speaker 1: You're the ten point three for the week. Is good
Speaker 1: ten point teaser? Uh? You had Bama Georgia and Florida
Speaker 1: State and the uh.
Speaker 4: The points in the Florida State game?
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, yeah you did? Uh? How about you shay
Speaker 1: anything you want to recap? Yeah?
Speaker 3: South Bay mccorn holded me once again, covering the entire
Speaker 3: game except the second half of the fourth quarter. Oh
Speaker 3: that was really embarrassing and sad. And college basketball has
Speaker 3: got my number once again. I lose pretty much every
Speaker 3: bet I make in the NCAA basketball We only had
Speaker 3: one bad Yeah, two units, Danny as the first time
Speaker 3: I've done two units in what two months?
Speaker 2: Tangled those point totals in college basketball have no.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you had the over with Saint Mary's and University
Speaker 1: of New Mexico.
Speaker 3: Two great offenses, and here we go. Every time I
Speaker 3: try and break a game down, Danny, it doesn't work.
Speaker 3: I fucking lose every time. What was the game that
Speaker 3: you broke down earlier this year at University New Mexico,
Speaker 3: Diego Pavia? Yeah, who, by the way, is having a
Speaker 3: great fucking year. After week one he looks incredible.
Speaker 2: He could thank you for that.
Speaker 1: But in that fuck, didn't he have some contry he
Speaker 1: fell apart against you mask that's the contract. Didn't he
Speaker 1: have something where he was urinating on whoa whoa whoa
Speaker 1: whoa whoa woa exculation there something where he urinated on
Speaker 1: the mascot of the logo school he was playing.
Speaker 3: Who hasn't pissed? Right, I'm asked Albert Bell. We all
Speaker 3: have to pin you pos.
Speaker 1: What's the story with the New Mexico quarterback?
Speaker 6: So New Mexico state quarterback Diego Pavia accused of urinating
Speaker 6: on rival New Mexico's logo.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, fuck that logo an interstate rivalry.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, welcome to the AVQ, bitch.
Speaker 1: That's just some hijinks. There's what that is. It's called
Speaker 1: competitive advantage, all right, dyl You lead US off.
Speaker 5: Alrighty Dan, to everyone's surprise, three units Illinois Iowa under
Speaker 5: thirty and a half.
Speaker 1: Thirty.
Speaker 2: That's a big title, I.
Speaker 1: Think, and that's I would add it like at twenty seven.
Speaker 5: Well, Illinois can actually score a little bit, but I
Speaker 5: don't know. I mean, there's no you can't jump the
Speaker 5: ship yet. Okay, app State money line against JMU plus
Speaker 5: two seventy five. They're going to be devastated about the playoff. Yeah,
Speaker 5: they get nothing.
Speaker 1: JMU favored by no rankings either.
Speaker 2: No, nothing, they get nothing. They're going to lose to
Speaker 2: app State.
Speaker 5: All right, I'm going Notre Dame minus twenty four and
Speaker 5: a half against wake Forest Sam Hartman, going back to.
Speaker 2: The old stomping grounds.
Speaker 5: I think they'll put up some points and what is
Speaker 5: ultimately a meaningless game for both of them.
Speaker 2: And then Washington plus two and a half against Oregon State.
Speaker 2: This is funky. It stinks, I have Why are they underdogs?
Speaker 1: Doesn't make sense.
Speaker 5: Oregon State does cover the spread like a machine, but
Speaker 5: Oregon State's good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I believe that's why.
Speaker 1: That's why it's tough to play there, dude.
Speaker 2: So it's basically a pick. I'm it shouldn't pick him
Speaker 2: take that out.
Speaker 1: It takes like eight and two. Yeah, they're not a
Speaker 1: bad team.
Speaker 3: They lost a wazoo, didn't they.
Speaker 1: Yes, Yes, I think so, Yeah, I don't have lost
Speaker 1: that bad.
Speaker 5: I think this is kind of this is just the
Speaker 5: trappy one either way you look at it.
Speaker 2: I feel like Washington kind of ends up giving it
Speaker 2: to him. All right, Oh yeah, brother brother, NFL?
Speaker 1: How's that white claw? It tasts great, Danny.
Speaker 2: These are just delightful, Dan.
Speaker 3: You have to have an advanced palate to enjoy the
Speaker 3: black cherry day.
Speaker 1: Is there a soft Seltzer? Because I know there's a
Speaker 1: hard Seltzer. I'm just curious that there's a soft Seltzer.
Speaker 3: Sounds like a product idea for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, some soft selters out there. I still wouldn't
Speaker 1: drink it.
Speaker 5: Okay, there's about four seven combined fell and he's drinking
Speaker 5: white claws in here, Dan.
Speaker 1: Because I'm a man, all right, here we go. What
Speaker 1: else in the NFL?
Speaker 2: NFL?
Speaker 5: So tonight Bengals Ravens. I'm going Mark Andrews, my guy.
Speaker 5: First touchdown score plus eight point fifteen? Oh no, tight
Speaker 5: ends prime time?
Speaker 1: Right. They delivered six touchdowns this year point. Yes, and
Speaker 1: here we go.
Speaker 5: Uh, Dolphins minus thirteen and a half against the Raiders.
Speaker 5: I think the whole like Raiders ra ra thing dies
Speaker 5: this week. And then Dolphins love being the shit out
Speaker 5: of bad teams. That's pretty much all they can do. Okay,
Speaker 5: Seahawks minus one against the Rams. I have no reason
Speaker 5: not to bet that. I don't know even why it's
Speaker 5: only one. An there's plus ten and a half against
Speaker 5: the Cowboys.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: Now Steve Smith said that Ceedee Lamb's not an elite receiver.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's dumb.
Speaker 1: I'm so sick of this shit, Danny. This is so corny,
Speaker 1: Like what is Steve Smith doing.
Speaker 3: He's got nine hundred and seventy five yards this year,
Speaker 3: four touchdowns, He's in the top fucking three of both categories,
Speaker 3: will be but.
Speaker 2: Two of those. All of that is from like two games.
Speaker 3: I would say he had a bad fucking first week
Speaker 3: or two.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 3: And Dak had a bad first week or two.
Speaker 1: Actually, he's had at least ten receptions and at least
Speaker 1: one hundred yards in three straight games.
Speaker 2: Oh, I took it down from three games.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so in favor and to be fair to Steve Smith,
Speaker 6: he said this before this three game stretch. But Ceedee
Speaker 6: Lamb's just disproving him right now. Yeah, yeah, so he
Speaker 6: didn't say that in the best of it.
Speaker 1: Ceedee Lamb. He's got the whole package.
Speaker 3: Like he looks like catch did you see his catch
Speaker 3: last week? The one handed left hand?
Speaker 2: Or did you see that?
Speaker 1: Ship?
Speaker 3: Fuck out of here?
Speaker 2: He looks kind of slow on TV there. I don't
Speaker 2: know what it is.
Speaker 1: You got another bent?
Speaker 2: Am I not allowed to make observations?
Speaker 1: Now you can, but what would you look like on TV?
Speaker 1: Now we see? Okay, great, and then the sooner I
Speaker 1: get Shay out of here, the better for all of
Speaker 1: this because he's got he's got some stuff to deal.
Speaker 2: With things, yeah, and happenings.
Speaker 1: International flights, yeah yeah, international incident with kids. You three
Speaker 1: daughters on a plane to Europe.
Speaker 2: Probably the worst person ever be in Austria.
Speaker 1: I guess what do you mean? The whole land?
Speaker 2: Vikings plus two in African thank you.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Vikings plus two and a half. And I
Speaker 1: have a part of course you do.
Speaker 5: All unders Iowa, Illinois under thirty and a half, Giants
Speaker 5: and Commanders under thirty seven, and Titans and Jags under
Speaker 5: forty plus five ninety five.
Speaker 1: Right, we bring in bad Larry who joins us from
Speaker 1: a funeral.
Speaker 4: Yes, I didn't hear the Bengals line, but I went
Speaker 4: to Bengals plus three or three and a half against
Speaker 4: the Ravens, and it's Bengals Bengals. Is it three and
Speaker 4: a half?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you, Browns minus one against the Steelers, Chargers
Speaker 4: minus the three against the Packers. I went over forty
Speaker 4: seven in the Bears Lions game. Vikings plus two and
Speaker 4: a half against the Broncos, and the Chiefs minus the
Speaker 4: three against the Eagles. I think that's Monday night.
Speaker 1: You got all of the lines correct today? Oh yeah, congratulations,
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 4: Them this morning instead of last night.
Speaker 1: That's the difference, Okay, I guess any uh okay college.
Speaker 4: There, Yeah, they're one unit each, and then I got
Speaker 4: one unit on one to six college games. Duke minus
Speaker 4: the three and a half against Virginia Michigan minus nineteen
Speaker 4: against Maryland Louisville. To pick them against.
Speaker 1: Miami louis was getting one.
Speaker 4: Getting one. Okay, another bonus, thank you, Danna, You're welcome.
Speaker 4: Penn State minus the twenty and a half against Rutgers
Speaker 4: h Georgia Southern minus six against Shave or Dylan's o
Speaker 4: d U that's mine, that's yeah, and Kansas State minus
Speaker 4: the eight against Kansas. I want to Dan. I want
Speaker 4: to add one game and then I want to say
Speaker 4: goodbye to you guys and hang up because I got
Speaker 4: people waiting for him in there.
Speaker 2: They're want.
Speaker 4: Repasses to the you go for the living, Okay, I
Speaker 4: want to I want to add JMU. Is game day
Speaker 4: going to be it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: In Harrisonburg. There's going to Harrisonburg. I want one unit
Speaker 4: on JMU minus a nine against Appellations State.
Speaker 1: Wow, Uh it's I think it's what's the line.
Speaker 4: It's uh nine? I think I saw nine this morning.
Speaker 6: It's eight now, So you're welcome.
Speaker 2: It's some money coming in and.
Speaker 3: Right right side of that bet, Larry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Larry, tell everybody said that I took him.
Speaker 4: It's going to go down to about seven.
Speaker 1: All right, Larry?
Speaker 4: Can I get off?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah? I mean I prefra you to do it now.
Speaker 4: Plus my beers empty.
Speaker 1: Okay, you guys, good luck, we'll see it. Okay, all right?
Speaker 1: Bad layering is from another funeral?
Speaker 3: Uh shay, Yeah, make it quick and easy, Danny Boston
Speaker 3: College plus three against pitt Ye. Then I got that
Speaker 3: same game under Wait, forty five and a half?
Speaker 1: Yeah, forty seven.
Speaker 6: When you sent it to me, I looked it up.
Speaker 6: It's forty five and a half. I knew you were
Speaker 6: going to say.
Speaker 1: Something, but fuck me. Sorry forty five.
Speaker 2: I have a feeling that's going to be a important point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, forty six.
Speaker 2: I really hope it is, a bitch.
Speaker 3: I'll take it anyway, but this is under duress.
Speaker 2: I'll get as a as a man of sport. I'll
Speaker 2: give Shay the forty seven.
Speaker 1: No, No, that's not the way. You're not. You're not.
Speaker 1: There's no official title man of Sport.
Speaker 2: It's unofficial.
Speaker 1: No, we're not doing that. All right, Fine, we're not,
Speaker 1: you know, because he's in a bad mood and he's
Speaker 1: going with his wife and kids to Austria.
Speaker 5: Giving him a point and a half makes this miserable
Speaker 5: man feel.
Speaker 2: A little bit better.
Speaker 1: No, it won't.
Speaker 2: It won't temporarily.
Speaker 1: He's not asking for it, all right. I know listen,
Speaker 1: I know it's my show and the answer.
Speaker 2: Is no, Since what are we trying to make people
Speaker 2: feel good about themselves?
Speaker 1: Wow, look at what I'm going through.
Speaker 2: We're turning over a new leaf here.
Speaker 3: It's called being mighty Christian. Every Danny, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: You're not getting it. I think if I would have
Speaker 1: gotten dinner last night, then maybe I feel a little closer.
Speaker 2: I would actually like to say something about the.
Speaker 3: House is I didn't. Oh, I would have brought food over.
Speaker 3: You and me, Arena take care of three daughters. Dance
Speaker 3: now fun. That was a long time ago. Oh, what's
Speaker 3: changed a whole lot the generational. We got iPads, now
Speaker 3: they got fucking TV.
Speaker 1: They're doing stuff you don't have to watch you.
Speaker 3: But the baby's a violent one. Did I tell you
Speaker 3: what happened to the fucking baby the other day? Eleven
Speaker 3: stitches in her mouth? Danny, what eleven stitches in her
Speaker 3: fucking mouth?
Speaker 1: Two and a half year old.
Speaker 3: I got her this stupid pony that's like a pony
Speaker 3: unicorn where they ride it and they fucking pushed and
Speaker 3: they ride it and they ride it, and the two
Speaker 3: girls ahead of them had it and it was never
Speaker 3: an issue.
Speaker 1: This fucking baby, this danger baby, takes the fucking unicorn
Speaker 1: down the stairs, just straight down the stair. I'm gonna work.
Speaker 3: The roommate's there, and she's like, what the fuck, what
Speaker 3: the fuck? She hits her face on the handle and
Speaker 3: then on the terra cotta. So they cut her once
Speaker 3: and they cut her inside. Bam, eleven stitches and guess
Speaker 3: who fucking fixed it. The best goddamn plastic surgeon in
Speaker 3: Fairfield County, which fucked me big time. Man does not
Speaker 3: take insurance, Danny, Oh what did that run? Eighteen hundred? Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was a ten minute operation, but it's worth for
Speaker 3: your daughter. Well, the roommate was like, she's a girl,
Speaker 3: we have to fix it. She was like, this is
Speaker 3: a dude. I wouldn't care.
Speaker 2: That's so fucking his teeth out of shit.
Speaker 1: I broke my nose when I was younger, and my
Speaker 1: mom took me to the emergency room and then she said, oh,
Speaker 1: you'll be fine.
Speaker 3: They didn't even fix it. Same I have my nose broken.
Speaker 3: I don't know how many times like that thing is
Speaker 3: just fucking yes. That next urriculous thing called the exchange
Speaker 3: between the U States and Mexico.
Speaker 1: You're very deviated.
Speaker 5: So okay, all right, Dan, really quick that I would
Speaker 5: like to point out you were only willing to go
Speaker 5: to SHA's last night because you said that your wife
Speaker 5: was going out to dinner, so it seemed like a
Speaker 5: little bit of like a like a you know nothing else?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess I'll go.
Speaker 3: Yes, I could have made us like terriso and eggs.
Speaker 1: I would have come over. I text you you did. Yeah?
Speaker 2: Who cares?
Speaker 1: What the reason why I'm going over or not going?
Speaker 1: Who cares what the motivation is? Fair?
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 1: I was going over for the entertainment that not necessarily
Speaker 1: the food.
Speaker 3: But the baby with her face sewn up? God fucking nightmare.
Speaker 1: Dan, I know what else do you have? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Do you even care anymore? I don't know where I am, Danny, okay,
Speaker 1: care about anything? Do you want me to read your picks? Yeah? Sure,
Speaker 1: all right, let me take a break. Uh. So you
Speaker 1: got Boston College plus three against pitt You got the
Speaker 1: over under it's forty five and a half. You got
Speaker 1: the under Colorado Wazoo under sixty three should be sixty four. Uh,
Speaker 1: Texas State minus three and a half against Arkansas today,
Speaker 1: MESSI State? Yeah, miss Mississippi State a bulldog minus fourteen
Speaker 1: against Southern miss All day. NFL picks for Shay Chargers
Speaker 1: minus three against Packers Kansas City minus three against the
Speaker 1: Eagles and Arizona plus five against the Texans. Yes, that's it,
Speaker 1: that's it, Danny doing good again. But why are you
Speaker 1: annoying today? Extra order?
Speaker 2: I didn't take my adder all today.
Speaker 1: Okay, and you're extra annoying today.
Speaker 2: Eric said the same thing.
Speaker 1: What what do you want?
Speaker 2: I have a couple of Formula one picks in Vegas?
Speaker 1: Jesus fuck? Yeah, go ahead, all right, fine, Charles.
Speaker 2: Charles Leclaire, and Lando Norris.
Speaker 1: Podium of course, Sergio Perez fastest lamp.
Speaker 5: Hey, it's been hitting all right, parlay with a couple
Speaker 5: of NFL games.
Speaker 2: Dad, a nice little payday.
Speaker 1: That's it, Shay and Irving's point? Are you? You guys
Speaker 1: are in Europe? But we could have done it last night?
Speaker 3: We could have. Yeah, but I fucked that up clearly.
Speaker 3: But I could have. Could have you asked to I didn't,
Speaker 3: really I did. So I'm going to be in Austria
Speaker 3: next Thursday for this show. Yeah, it's got to be
Speaker 3: six pm there.
Speaker 6: So Actually we were thinking about recording earlier because we're
Speaker 6: not here on Thursday, so.
Speaker 1: We went on record on Wednesday. It's Thanksgiving, so we
Speaker 1: could do it's the roommate's birthday to Danny.
Speaker 2: God damn it, you're welcome.
Speaker 1: You got to get her something. I got her trip
Speaker 1: to Austria. Yeah, but you're going with her?
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: Why don't we doesn't help her?
Speaker 2: Why don't we do the show from Austria? Take a
Speaker 2: little field trip?
Speaker 1: What is wrong with you today?
Speaker 2: I'm just spitballing.
Speaker 1: He's an idea, man, Dan, you.
Speaker 2: Throw enough ship at the wall. Dan, maybe it sticks.
Speaker 1: Let me throw you against the walls.
Speaker 2: I won't stick.
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't lift you to throw you. Okay,
Speaker 1: so uh yeah, I have a what. No, we're gonna
Speaker 1: do Wednesday? Wednesday?
Speaker 3: I guess we can try either one. I'm oping all right,
Speaker 3: maybe we have to do Tuesday.
Speaker 2: That's fine, thank you, Yeah either way, Okay.
Speaker 1: All right, thanks for joining us for this podcast. I
Speaker 1: hope we entertained. You have one more thing. I just
Speaker 1: like mess with you. I'm sorry, I don't have anything. Uh,
Speaker 1: good luck to everybody. Thank you, Dad, and have a
Speaker 1: have a happy thing at safe Tribal. Danpatrick takes again