Speaker 1: Guess what decision we're about to make A horrible decisions?
Speaker 1: All right, guys, welcome to Damn. I really put the
Speaker 1: voice on every time we have someone white. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: change it. Let me go back to being regular guys.
Speaker 1: Welcome to another episode of horrible Decisions. I'm your girl
Speaker 1: manby be a k a pit saying a full cork
Speaker 1: punks a ka Mandy Baskins AKA, I'll fuck your nigga
Speaker 1: and your daddy and your mama. What's up? And I'm
Speaker 1: sitting here with Wow, I know it changed. I'm single
Speaker 1: now I'll suck everybody sowing beer anyway. I'm easy. We
Speaker 1: are back with our girl, Liam McSweeney. By the way,
Speaker 1: this is the second time you've been on the show.
Speaker 1: You came on the showg what do we talk? Oh
Speaker 1: my god. I did not want you on because I
Speaker 1: thought you were like some Republican or something. At the time.
Speaker 1: This is when Andrew was like everybody was calling him
Speaker 1: all right, Andy right, he loved Lee away too much.
Speaker 1: I was like that bitch on the wrong tea. Like
Speaker 1: I was like, now, oh, and then it sucked cause
Speaker 1: I love you and like, you know, when you don't
Speaker 1: want to like someone I know. I think you told
Speaker 1: me that on the show and literally on the show
Speaker 1: We got you because you also at the time I
Speaker 1: had a podcast as well. Yeah that's right. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: with the etiquett. Yeah so literally, and I think we
Speaker 1: do if you guys reference to back. It was like,
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess you could come on, but I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell her everything I think about her, just so
Speaker 1: you know. And oh, because I started to like you.
Speaker 1: And you know what it was we were talking about
Speaker 1: the me too era was really hot, like it just
Speaker 1: back then, and there was like this rape triangle, the
Speaker 1: rap angle. Do you remember that pyramid? The pyramid pyramid
Speaker 1: basically saying what constitution what doesn't and all I remember
Speaker 1: seeing a clipably of being like that's bullshit, and I
Speaker 1: was like, well you are. I guess. Of course, let's
Speaker 1: start with the introduction for those of you who do
Speaker 1: not know this awesome white woman. And y'all know I
Speaker 1: don't say that very often about the whites that join
Speaker 1: us here, um, but I actually really really love you,
Speaker 1: and I think that you align so well with horrible decisions,
Speaker 1: but on a much larger platform now, so you are
Speaker 1: a clothing not only designer but owner of merrit to
Speaker 1: them up. You are now an author um too Chaos Theory.
Speaker 1: That is your book. That just reading, by the way,
Speaker 1: because I know that takes a lot of time in
Speaker 1: but you read the whole book. I'm like, fo, I
Speaker 1: wasn't thirty two minutes? God like, like reading it out
Speaker 1: loud was the like most that was the hardest thing,
Speaker 1: really why because you were reading rereading your own words
Speaker 1: like this, and it was like so emotionally taxing and
Speaker 1: like my voice started hurtingcause like you're in the booth
Speaker 1: talking narrative. Now that I've been working in narrative, podcasting
Speaker 1: and filming people, there's time limits we can have before
Speaker 1: someone's voice starts to crack. There's like things that we
Speaker 1: have to have prepared. There's like certain like voiceover synthathizers,
Speaker 1: some the sizes that you need for like you know
Speaker 1: that happens like to just happen to me. But fucking
Speaker 1: insane because the audiobook portion, when people are reliving a moment,
Speaker 1: you're fucked then it is like it's a life. I
Speaker 1: can't believe how much it actually works. And do you
Speaker 1: know I had and it's not again when I did
Speaker 1: so I did a dating show with MTV, but we
Speaker 1: were doing two episodes today. I was on set for
Speaker 1: damn near twelve hours. Mind you. It was after we
Speaker 1: like did hell a book recording for a podcast. Before
Speaker 1: I went out there, Literally I drank about seven throat
Speaker 1: coats today. I had someone literally making sure I had
Speaker 1: a warm, hot, hot, warm throat coat at all times.
Speaker 1: It literally works. And also the name throat coat. Can
Speaker 1: y'all just sponsor us because technically we could really get
Speaker 1: you some sales another way, bro, that is the most
Speaker 1: fucking name. Oh Okay, I was like, but I love it.
Speaker 1: I think it just feld be like you nasty? What
Speaker 1: is that? And I'm like, it's sucking te calm down, um.
Speaker 1: But when I say that, you also represent somewhat horrible decisions.
Speaker 1: You are a cast member of Real Housewives of New
Speaker 1: York and I absolutely love how fucking uncomfortable you make
Speaker 1: everybody because you will walk into a room and be like,
Speaker 1: I just got done second day house Everyone's dad and
Speaker 1: I love to said it. I mean, it's not that exactly,
Speaker 1: but because if you did, remind you, I don't watch
Speaker 1: Real Housewives, but my mother does, and she calls me
Speaker 1: and she goes, Eila, there's a white girl on this
Speaker 1: show that reminds me of you. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: think I never told me that. I want to send
Speaker 1: you a voice message of it. And I was like,
Speaker 1: is it Lee And she was like yes, you know
Speaker 1: my mom like bugs the funk out and she was like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, reminds me of you so much. I
Speaker 1: was like why. She was like, she's loud and stuff.
Speaker 1: That's so, that's so sweet. Yeah, I'm talking about sex
Speaker 1: openly just because that's like what I like. I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't know I shouldn't like, you know. And then
Speaker 1: when I went on the show and openly talked about it,
Speaker 1: it was like, I'm not what they show you make no,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna tell you I don't care. All of
Speaker 1: the rest of you bitches, uh specifically Ramona, Yes, I'm
Speaker 1: talking to you. What is wrong with you? Ma'am? And
Speaker 1: the other old hags. I don't know them because they
Speaker 1: just act like, wait, is she's the one that has
Speaker 1: Zaron fabrics? But no, that's Jill. She hasn't been on Okay.
Speaker 1: I started watching it in Mexico because it was just
Speaker 1: like all that they had on tax season one one
Speaker 1: or that's how I learned about They were talking about
Speaker 1: rails and ship like that, and I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, that's cocaine. But let me tell you, you
Speaker 1: can talk about that, but you can't talk about how
Speaker 1: crazy it is. They all like slut shame Leah Damn.
Speaker 1: Near the entire time that you're on multiple things. You
Speaker 1: could watch whatever season Lee is on the amount of
Speaker 1: slut shaming that's happening. Icronic, bro, because all of them
Speaker 1: don't suck the same white man exactly, Harry, why are
Speaker 1: you given they passed them around? Okay, wait, wait, wait, stop,
Speaker 1: let's pretend no one's ever heard Real Housewives. What were
Speaker 1: you talking about on the show? Every section? I mean,
Speaker 1: I think I talked about like like, uh, I don't
Speaker 1: know what did I say? Are you single when you're
Speaker 1: on the show. I've been. I've been single for a
Speaker 1: long time, so I would just openly talk about sex
Speaker 1: and talk about like, you know, I like a tongue
Speaker 1: in my ass every once in a while. What's the
Speaker 1: context of this? So they like having dinner, so maybe
Speaker 1: so maybe a couple of times it would be at
Speaker 1: a dinner dinner, but like, you don't understand what these
Speaker 1: women do. I mean they act crazy, they like have
Speaker 1: no prostitution. No, I don't even watch and I know
Speaker 1: that clip. No, but literally because you know she's even
Speaker 1: my outfits they like blood shame me for what were
Speaker 1: you having on? I mean a little scar measured tops
Speaker 1: literally like, so, where as I'm watching, I'm like, whoa
Speaker 1: the prudeness of so many women out here, like in
Speaker 1: New York. That and my tattoos. Remember how they were
Speaker 1: like acting so weird and out by my tattoos wouldn't
Speaker 1: even have that many. They were like they were like,
Speaker 1: we don't know people with tattoos. I swear to god.
Speaker 1: It was really weird watching it is insane. It's interesting
Speaker 1: because like you think about the franchises when as for cities, right,
Speaker 1: like when you think about like Beverly Hills, Like when
Speaker 1: I've watched in real house Beverly Hills, it makes me
Speaker 1: feel like what I thought it would be, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like I get it. I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, it's blitz, it's glam whatever. Cool. When I
Speaker 1: think about New York, I don't think that upity, to
Speaker 1: be totally honest, but maybe I'm living in like this
Speaker 1: different downtown. Say maybe I I do, because I would
Speaker 1: see it more like eclectic, like cool, like where's the downtown?
Speaker 1: Rich women like that like owned dope art, and like
Speaker 1: husbands are like sick art collectors and art dealers or whatever.
Speaker 1: Like hold you Andy, Whenning got all the most stuck
Speaker 1: up rich Andy, he got all the richest, prudish, most boring, toxic.
Speaker 1: I mean, don't get me wrong, and I do want
Speaker 1: a little bit of a splash, But the Upper east
Speaker 1: Side they've been pretty entertaining throughout, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's great mess. Yeah, we love a Caucasian man. It's
Speaker 1: a major when white people start fighting on TV. I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is so good. Are you guys looking at No? Wait, wait,
Speaker 1: do you know what's even better? When wrong? Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And because they film, I'm sure for a long time
Speaker 1: you just get to see the bitch go from really
Speaker 1: kind of sober insane to where she thinks she's sober insane,
Speaker 1: but she's not. So everyone the next day have to
Speaker 1: tell her what she did. But it's also on camera,
Speaker 1: so that you can't have from me. It's entertaining. I
Speaker 1: just want to just point out little franchise anyway. By
Speaker 1: the way, the same thing she did to you, I
Speaker 1: actually did to just sell Robin when they came onto
Speaker 1: our show. First off, I made Robin it was the
Speaker 1: wrong time because I knew she was gonna be late. Um,
Speaker 1: And then I said, than I really like you. But
Speaker 1: I mean that not everyone knows because bitch, at least
Speaker 1: I give context. So I'm obsessed with ninety Fiance, okay,
Speaker 1: because that is the greatest American television show of all time. Sure,
Speaker 1: Game of Thrones was great to wire whatever you never
Speaker 1: watched stick every time I looked on the goddamn time
Speaker 1: to admit that that's one of the best shows I've
Speaker 1: ever watched. What about Love after lock Up? I mean,
Speaker 1: you're not watching Love after lock Up? Tracy and Crack
Speaker 1: was pretty good because you know, when Crack goes on
Speaker 1: on a TV show, it's just really gold. It's wild.
Speaker 1: But also when you have fat white women going to Nigeria,
Speaker 1: that's pretty awesome too. That is just like the best.
Speaker 1: And why are they always fat? But one of them
Speaker 1: lost a lot of weight recently. Oh, Angela and Michael.
Speaker 1: Angela looks looking good, Hendy, She's like face but still
Speaker 1: like it's almost like they're scouted in hunting out for
Speaker 1: these women. Yeah, like nobody else wants you, so we'll
Speaker 1: take you with legos, Like what's going on? Pretty much?
Speaker 1: If you could have a spin off show, what would
Speaker 1: it be about? It would be about like mental health,
Speaker 1: life really mental health, spirituality, sex, positivity and like healing
Speaker 1: and like to see you and your daughter actually and
Speaker 1: we have but my daughters, so I know. Actually the
Speaker 1: show is me and my daughter that my daughter. It's
Speaker 1: like the best, but it's too good that I don't
Speaker 1: want to show any to anybody. And my daughter would
Speaker 1: never agree to it really no, damn. But I'm sure
Speaker 1: she's seen like during the years of you being on Rowny,
Speaker 1: like the ups and downs of reading comments, being visible
Speaker 1: like and and we'll talk about it too, but like
Speaker 1: and and ship even with this podcast, Um, she's filming
Speaker 1: a television show death in the family. You pretty much
Speaker 1: had to deal with the death of your family like
Speaker 1: in cameras. People were film mean about it, and I'm
Speaker 1: sorry it was awful, so horrible. I can only people
Speaker 1: got mad at me the week that my grandmother died
Speaker 1: about oh well, I wasn't contact like broth do you
Speaker 1: know how insane that is, Like the things that I
Speaker 1: had to worry about about other people's feelings about in
Speaker 1: the speed in which I told them, are you fucking bro?
Speaker 1: People were insane to me that week, And I really
Speaker 1: don't understand how like much of again robots, people can
Speaker 1: be when they're fucking filming. It made me lose faith
Speaker 1: in like humanity, the way people like treated me about
Speaker 1: my grandmother dying, and like how I like, even if
Speaker 1: people you was filming with, they were questioning even if
Speaker 1: you were really sad or if you were really going
Speaker 1: through something, and it was like, are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: Like they were judging your grief, which was it was
Speaker 1: was wild. I mean they were just like, like, no
Speaker 1: one was really comforting me that much. Like I felt
Speaker 1: guilty about grief because like I wanted to go out
Speaker 1: to a club and I was like, but I just
Speaker 1: want to let go, that's really It wasn't like I
Speaker 1: didn't want to not be sad about my grandmother. I
Speaker 1: just want to get drunk and forget about it, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. And I I like, I hate
Speaker 1: that we have to constantly wonder like if what we're
Speaker 1: doing is Okay, everybody's process is different. Everybody. I'm still grieving.
Speaker 1: I cry like all the time over my grandmother. Still
Speaker 1: the same. I just can't even believe she's gone. Still
Speaker 1: I hate it. I'm sorry, I just hate life without her. Okay,
Speaker 1: well we're gonna come anyway. Let's just let's talk about
Speaker 1: sex now. Mandy me Leia walks in. Everyone, Mandy goes,
Speaker 1: we're gonna get dart like your book. The book is dark,
Speaker 1: but I love it. It's getting it goes like this.
Speaker 1: There's ways did you get to the sex positivity. I'm
Speaker 1: just getting to the part where you were talking about
Speaker 1: rob being so made but yeah, okay, so it literally
Speaker 1: says I still have two hours and something left. So
Speaker 1: I'm you're not there. Um, so let's go with the icebreaker,
Speaker 1: is um, I have two games for you today. The
Speaker 1: first one is this or that? Okay okay, so based
Speaker 1: on even just when I'm reading, I'm this is just
Speaker 1: giving some extra stout. The first one this or that
Speaker 1: money or love money? You just said love? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I have love with my daughter. Okay, wow, what you want?
Speaker 1: We know you want to love with your emotional ass, bitch?
Speaker 1: I mean, I love my dog. She can't suck me
Speaker 1: so well. I didn't say sex or you can still
Speaker 1: get fucked. I needn't give love. You say I need
Speaker 1: it Differently, You have casual sex and be like, it's
Speaker 1: not casual because I have feelings for him and then
Speaker 1: she makes it it's sorry. Okay, no, sorry, as long
Speaker 1: as she loves them, it's a relationship, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. Shut up. I do my best, detach. I
Speaker 1: am trying my best to not get like two emotionally
Speaker 1: involved when I'm having sex. But my heart is inside
Speaker 1: of my biological it's evolution every time I get sucked
Speaker 1: them in the heart. Okay, it's because like oxytosin is
Speaker 1: like being released and like I read, you'll never read scientifically,
Speaker 1: I know, but it's truth. The female brain. You have
Speaker 1: to read the female brain. It literally talks about like
Speaker 1: why sex is just so much different for us than men.
Speaker 1: I thought, like, like I tried to be like a
Speaker 1: man for so many years. I think I am, I
Speaker 1: might have a different You're different. I think I was
Speaker 1: born to wordest say anymore. But I don't even know
Speaker 1: if I Mandie can't say right, I think we can't
Speaker 1: say anymore. H word. Yeah, I think that's what I
Speaker 1: was born. I don't even know what that is. I think,
Speaker 1: why you say that, Mandy, I thought you were our word.
Speaker 1: You can't. I think we can't say a date. But
Speaker 1: that's the man I say, out of all the problematic things, less,
Speaker 1: this is like what's happening every all the problematic she
Speaker 1: ever said you that was the one when you born
Speaker 1: with wet to beg you to stop saying and you
Speaker 1: were scared to say just said to believe it because
Speaker 1: you just said, I'll go my god. I still say
Speaker 1: with my friends in privacy, yeah, I can stop saying,
Speaker 1: what do you say? I feel like little people. I
Speaker 1: feel like they wouldn't care. And I feel like little people, Well,
Speaker 1: guests are the little people. I feel like they're not
Speaker 1: the ones who are being like, don't call us that.
Speaker 1: It's like other people who are like, don't call them
Speaker 1: that little They were Dwarf's weird. It's giving smurf. It's
Speaker 1: just weird, but don't it should be giving spur but
Speaker 1: like and it's just like I don't want to think
Speaker 1: of a fucking children's book, Like don't want to think
Speaker 1: about a little mom? Are we okay? Moving on moving
Speaker 1: on sex stuff mission is or back shots? Um? Back shots?
Speaker 1: Back shots? Really do you haven't? As she said, money
Speaker 1: your love? She said back slots? That I think just
Speaker 1: because like I saw, I have to look at us
Speaker 1: giving real casuals. Okay, giving head or receiving head receiving okay? Um.
Speaker 1: And last one because this is the black ass motherfucking podcast,
Speaker 1: Real Houselives of Potomach or Real Houselives of Atlanta Stoa. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not mad, especially because Atlanta has off a little bit.
Speaker 1: I love p Stomach me too. Do you know this
Speaker 1: girl didn't even do research for that? What do you mean?
Speaker 1: I loved watching it? I mean because that's the thing though,
Speaker 1: an amazing show. It's Kansas and Mia and Giselle and
Speaker 1: the Grand Dome and the Karen. That's the way she's amazing.
Speaker 1: Not calling her a wig, you're not calling it. I
Speaker 1: didn't call her the wig, I said, is that company?
Speaker 1: It's way better than she made. Money's It's like when
Speaker 1: they all get on there a little like a little crunchy,
Speaker 1: and then as they start getting the Bravo checks, they
Speaker 1: all get new houses and wigs. Oh that's right. And
Speaker 1: Robin was telling us when we were interviewing her about
Speaker 1: like how you know her car even she was like,
Speaker 1: you know, I never felt like I had to like
Speaker 1: get all this extra fancy ship, which I appreciate. Research.
Speaker 1: The reason I don't dive into watching a show before
Speaker 1: someone comes on is because we have hundreds of thousand
Speaker 1: people that listen. They're not all watching Real Housewives in
Speaker 1: New York. I don't want to like sit there and
Speaker 1: be the person that they're probably watching one of the
Speaker 1: Real housewives. Ranis, yeah, like you have the experience in it.
Speaker 1: But like, girl, I hold you. My whole Twitter timeline
Speaker 1: is Real Housewives, all the ship, all the tea, all
Speaker 1: the I love it. I'm obsessed. Oh I didn't know this.
Speaker 1: I'm real. I'm even shut the five out right now
Speaker 1: to lose her mind all else, like literally, and I
Speaker 1: just had I had this conversation too, Like my ex
Speaker 1: felt away because he didn't like any reality TV. So
Speaker 1: of course I'm not gonna cheat on you and find
Speaker 1: a man who's into reality TV. So I started spending
Speaker 1: a lot of time with a sante at his house
Speaker 1: talking about all the real the real house my stuff,
Speaker 1: and he even felt away about my relationship with a sante.
Speaker 1: I said, you don't understand my gay homeboy, also a podcaster,
Speaker 1: but he's in Fast for your house Lives conversation. You know,
Speaker 1: yes you're gay. That's where we connected. Damn, I didn't
Speaker 1: want to cheat anyway. Let's get into lehisms or bitch
Speaker 1: is ums, whatever you want to call them. This one.
Speaker 1: Actually you and Wheezy have a very similar take on.
Speaker 1: Lena says, quote unquote, good dick will imprison you, and
Speaker 1: only you can let yourself out. Yep, the dick can't
Speaker 1: let you out. Make good sometimes dick that starts off
Speaker 1: really good. Have you ever had dick that good and
Speaker 1: then it fell off? I mean, yeah, but I'm not
Speaker 1: talking about That's not what that bitch is. Dick that
Speaker 1: ditches him is about good dick that continues to be
Speaker 1: good to the point where you don't know what the
Speaker 1: fund to do because you don't even want anything to
Speaker 1: do with the guy that's attached to it. But the
Speaker 1: dick is so good that you can't stop. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's giving hospital dick. But here's the thing too, write
Speaker 1: that is to me man hantality and a lot of
Speaker 1: men don't think that women can just want you for
Speaker 1: your dick. We don't want to be with you like
Speaker 1: I don't. But on this show and we with her
Speaker 1: emotional ask swore I wanted to be with him. I'm
Speaker 1: just like, no, it's just the dick. Okay, it would
Speaker 1: be fair. This is what happens to me. You may
Speaker 1: want to take the dick away from the man. I
Speaker 1: just want to help the man be the man that
Speaker 1: I want him to do. Okay, illusion you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Like I wanted to give this good job,
Speaker 1: like I was trying to help him figure out what
Speaker 1: a Pyco score is, Like I needed him to excel
Speaker 1: in life. But then she wouldn't have been on the
Speaker 1: pod that the reason why she wouldn't date him is
Speaker 1: just because he was broken, because I thought I was
Speaker 1: gonna be with him at some point I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: I know he's gonna listen, but it now. Yeah, she literally,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you now we have to bleep out
Speaker 1: every time said she wouldn't dat you because you were broke.
Speaker 1: He banned me from a bar bro That is the problem.
Speaker 1: But that's also how you know, we never told y'all
Speaker 1: a bartender but broke Thick is so good sometimes too,
Speaker 1: and that sucks. But it is embarrassed that she was
Speaker 1: in love with a bartender. I will embarrassed that I
Speaker 1: was in love with Barten. You never wanted to say
Speaker 1: he was a bartender because I didn't want people to
Speaker 1: know his job. I would never embarrassing the bartender. I
Speaker 1: was a broke bartender. I was never married from the bar.
Speaker 1: Bro I can't believe you banned you from the bar.
Speaker 1: That motherfucker. All right, okay, you want that fucking bar,
Speaker 1: that barine in the Lower east Side. No, we're not
Speaker 1: going to get anyway. What I was gonna say was
Speaker 1: it wasn't that he was a broke bartender. He just
Speaker 1: didn't want to make any more money. He didn't really
Speaker 1: give a fun up. He was just had no ambition.
Speaker 1: That was really difficult. Um. And also so were the
Speaker 1: three or four roommates. Nobody with three roommates. You never
Speaker 1: had this dick LEO would you date somebody with three roommates? No? One?
Speaker 1: Not a different part of thank You's, But like listen,
Speaker 1: I had to dick in my own home first. And
Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, you have no idea what
Speaker 1: you'd be willing to do until you get sucked that right,
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess it was so hot and like
Speaker 1: I don't know if he was so hot, and like
Speaker 1: I was so attractively. I'm one house though, so he
Speaker 1: could always just woke you at your home, right, so
Speaker 1: so you would day maybe he was hot, I haven't.
Speaker 1: And his dick was amazing and we had it wasn't
Speaker 1: even if dick was amazing. We had amazing set and
Speaker 1: you had a good chemistry. Yes, even we were mad
Speaker 1: at each other. It was really damn. I want to
Speaker 1: dake that fun leaping out and I don't leave it out.
Speaker 1: Don't want that back again. I get that email. No no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I will re upload it without the bleeps, do not
Speaker 1: bleep that. I don't care. I like there was a
Speaker 1: guy that I made that about, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like there was a specific guy. So now I need
Speaker 1: to know if this one was made about a specific
Speaker 1: The next one is nice guys can't fuck? Do you
Speaker 1: truly believe that? Do you think that they are nice
Speaker 1: only because they have bad days? I don't know, it's
Speaker 1: just like nice guys. Maybe I just don't want to
Speaker 1: suck them, or like maybe they're just I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean it's not for Yeah, maybe I just sucked
Speaker 1: a nice guy, So I don't know. Nice guys just
Speaker 1: don't turn me only. That's why I don't say type
Speaker 1: that women like bad guys. I mean I don't. I
Speaker 1: like nerds ironically, the niggas I like like being the
Speaker 1: comic books and be having like they make them nice
Speaker 1: guys though, like I've sucked guys that are like bad
Speaker 1: guys are like anime when like, no, my guys are
Speaker 1: so like you're a whore who likes sci fi. I'm
Speaker 1: not really doing this the same you can't say you're
Speaker 1: a good girl. You've got some crazy as sucking. I'm
Speaker 1: a good girl, don't you peg man? We're not going up,
Speaker 1: don't you peg men in a nice gents a way
Speaker 1: I don't turn again is stricken nutbody. But if there
Speaker 1: is enough lube and that it doesn't hurt, I'm not
Speaker 1: pounding them. I'm generally penetrating their that you see how
Speaker 1: you say it not. I like to read and I
Speaker 1: also watched Bukocky porn, so this is not at all
Speaker 1: what you think. Okay, So defined then what is a
Speaker 1: nice guy who don't you want to give the pussy
Speaker 1: to Lea tell us now, I mean if a guy
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe it's my own fun up head
Speaker 1: that is, thinking a guy is weak if he's too nice.
Speaker 1: That's wild. But also hold on, I also did that.
Speaker 1: I also made that, bitches on a long time ago,
Speaker 1: and you still believe it. But like I've I've dated
Speaker 1: and like fucked not that many nice guys. But I
Speaker 1: think I do want a nice guy now who can
Speaker 1: also fun. And I am hopeful that I was wrong
Speaker 1: about that, bitches. I don't the problem when when you
Speaker 1: have a nice guy, you go out and there's one
Speaker 1: bad one and they fucking they got like confident, like
Speaker 1: a motherfucker. It's like their dick is dragging from behind
Speaker 1: them like a tail. And for some reason, I don't
Speaker 1: know why, but I think that the issue with having
Speaker 1: a nice guy is once it happens, you're like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, this is what I deserve, and then it's
Speaker 1: like you get like it's like taunting you. But you
Speaker 1: want somebody that's gonna feel like Risks that show on
Speaker 1: Netflix and are hot guys who are nice. Yes, I
Speaker 1: I sunk a lot of nice, hot guys with great dick.
Speaker 1: I don't know what y'all are talking about. I don't
Speaker 1: know they're name one. First of all, I'm not going
Speaker 1: to name their names on this name one. That's I
Speaker 1: got an alias on our show. Um oh, the nigga
Speaker 1: who got me to MacBook and the nigga that wasn't
Speaker 1: they married, they're not well, he was nice to me.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter that they're married. Yea not a nice guy.
Speaker 1: If everyone knows about the name was married, that bad. Yes,
Speaker 1: that doesn't make them a nice guy, makes them yeah
Speaker 1: a nice guys. Like the purity of them, bro like
Speaker 1: they're good people. That wouldn't it could have been the
Speaker 1: open relationship. I never asked. I never asked, so let's
Speaker 1: not put that out into the universe. By the way,
Speaker 1: they both have money and power. Any wife, any woman
Speaker 1: who marries a powerful rich man already knows that nigga
Speaker 1: gonna cheat. So technically, technically you're entering into an open
Speaker 1: marriage period. You're gonna yell field turn you're a blind eye.
Speaker 1: Say that's to me the same it's it's it's t
Speaker 1: thank you, and it's facts. Thank you. We talked about
Speaker 1: it all the time. Bitches that live nice they ain't
Speaker 1: even had to work. They definitely wasn't gonna leave because
Speaker 1: he was sucking with me, So I didn't feel anything wrong.
Speaker 1: They were nice men, okay, and I love my computer.
Speaker 1: It helped me to start editing this podcast and the
Speaker 1: last one. I feel like again something Wheezy can relate
Speaker 1: to very much. Don't be scared to be a bit?
Speaker 1: Do you still believe I'm I'm scared to be a bit?
Speaker 1: All right? You do not care to be? No? I said,
Speaker 1: she's not scared to be a bit, and that and
Speaker 1: that and that meant that that doesn't mean like be
Speaker 1: like a ton of people. Yeah, that's not what it means,
Speaker 1: but not like it's not like, you know, be nasty
Speaker 1: to the person like serving you food or like whatever.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. It means like, don't be
Speaker 1: scared to be like assertive and speak your mind and
Speaker 1: like be clear about what you want what you don't want. Okay,
Speaker 1: I can dig that. So yeah, let's see, that's a
Speaker 1: nice way to put it. We see I met all
Speaker 1: of the nice positive things when I said that, right,
Speaker 1: and I met when you were older than watching. I
Speaker 1: am not a whore. I am I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: the therapist, and you guys are like my patients right now.
Speaker 1: Are absolutely not. We actually are on good terms at
Speaker 1: the first time in are never dam we are doing
Speaker 1: We're supposed to be going to an event together. I
Speaker 1: love it. I mean it's definitely giving set and it
Speaker 1: might be giving a Real Housewives about to throw a
Speaker 1: drink at the meat. All right, well, let's take a
Speaker 1: little step back away from my Real Housewives fandom here. Um,
Speaker 1: we're gonna get into our vanilla ship where if you
Speaker 1: are listening for the first time, this has to do
Speaker 1: with somewhat sex in the news, Um, and I found
Speaker 1: here where a jail where an inmate smugg go to
Speaker 1: a prostitute is forced tighten security. Now, I really need
Speaker 1: to know how this happen. But the Sun told last
Speaker 1: June how the prisoner jailed for drug offenses use a
Speaker 1: smuggled mobile phone to arrange a visit. He snapped the
Speaker 1: raven haired woman posing on his bed. Raven or like
Speaker 1: that really? Oh yes, ma'am, right on the prison bed
Speaker 1: right by the way, raven hair is black, okay, glossy
Speaker 1: deep black. Listen. They wanted to use their adjectives. They said,
Speaker 1: I gotta a in language arts and I'm gonna use it.
Speaker 1: Okay um, But this is a wild because I actually
Speaker 1: do like watching jail porn. Were like the CEOs never
Speaker 1: thought of mine in mad Still girl said you somebody's
Speaker 1: kay um, I like gay porn um. So he snapped
Speaker 1: the raven haired woman posing on his bed at HMP
Speaker 1: Hollesslye Bay in Suffolk and open prison holding five hundred lags.
Speaker 1: This is definitely written in like British something. That's why
Speaker 1: I used raven Was it the sun dot co? It
Speaker 1: is bitch? Oh u k does One photo of her
Speaker 1: was ingested g string and a crop top actually landed
Speaker 1: on social media. After revelations, the inmate was moved to
Speaker 1: a closed prison. The report, published yesterday by the Independent
Speaker 1: Monitoring Board said that the following that following the adverse publicity,
Speaker 1: security patrols have been stepped up. I cannot believe that
Speaker 1: a person the whole prostitute been like the CEOs must
Speaker 1: have been involved in it. The fact that he was
Speaker 1: in jail here the thing too. He was in jail
Speaker 1: for drug offenses. It's given Nigga had like el chop
Speaker 1: all type of money totally for short pace that I
Speaker 1: want to regular And now let me ask you if um,
Speaker 1: now this is not if then because I actually read
Speaker 1: your book, Um, was there any time that you wanted
Speaker 1: to spuggle dick into any of the rehab centers? Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And where was it tight security? And we also just
Speaker 1: debated this context, so I didn't even know you've been
Speaker 1: to rehab a few times. Yeah, and you get very
Speaker 1: horny and rehab right, because like you're like disconnected from
Speaker 1: the world. I also want to hear this. Tell me
Speaker 1: how long you're in rehab for? And then multiple you're
Speaker 1: like having moments where I mean when I say long,
Speaker 1: I mean like tenures, Like how many weeks? Or is it?
Speaker 1: So the first two times it was a twenty eight
Speaker 1: day programs, the second time it was a ninety day
Speaker 1: program days, and then I went to a place that
Speaker 1: was supposed to be a year long program, but I
Speaker 1: left and went to another place that was another three months.
Speaker 1: What kind of like okay, because I watched Girls Interrupted
Speaker 1: or I'm like thinking about fucking movies where she happened.
Speaker 1: I remember Jessa on Girls went to rehab and like
Speaker 1: tried to scissor a bit. Yeah, what's going on? Like
Speaker 1: are you allowed to do co ed ship like cany
Speaker 1: like what are the So it depends like which which
Speaker 1: place you're at, for instance, like the second place I
Speaker 1: went to, no one, we had like barely any supervision.
Speaker 1: It was like it was I remember like lasting like
Speaker 1: the Thong song and like grinding with dudes and like
Speaker 1: and one of the girls being like, you can dance
Speaker 1: pretty good for a white girl. It's like, thank you.
Speaker 1: I was pretty proud of myself. Are the people who
Speaker 1: rehab normally hot? They're fun? That's what it's all. It's
Speaker 1: all drug addicts. They're fun. And also, you know, I
Speaker 1: was like a teenager. So in the first place I
Speaker 1: went to, there was the hottest fucking guy. He was
Speaker 1: so fine, like he was fine as fun. And there
Speaker 1: was this like little fucking shrimp bitch who was not
Speaker 1: hot at all, and she hooked up with him. I
Speaker 1: have no idea how. And I was so bun because
Speaker 1: she was easy. I was so mad that he hooked
Speaker 1: up with her. I was so pissed. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: I had the same experience when I was in Juvie.
Speaker 1: Just fine, this man was fine, yeah, braid. So I
Speaker 1: was in Julie because I ran away. This was when
Speaker 1: I was in middle school. I ran away and they
Speaker 1: caught me at the Boys and Girls club, And when
Speaker 1: my mama came, I said, I ain't gonna so I say.
Speaker 1: I was there for like two weeks um and then
Speaker 1: when I realized it was going thick, my g p
Speaker 1: a because they pulled me out of school and I
Speaker 1: had to go to school and Julie, I said, now
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go back home now. Because I was really
Speaker 1: prideful with academic uh interest, like juvenile Delinklin who really
Speaker 1: cared about her grave. I didn't even know that existed,
Speaker 1: neither did you know what? And here I am really
Speaker 1: are You're not conforming, I like, not at all. You
Speaker 1: either you either I'm reading this ship and you're all
Speaker 1: against any societal north. I'm going against what do you
Speaker 1: go to rehab for all sorts of things. But definitely
Speaker 1: loved speed, loved ecstasy, loved it was speed back then.
Speaker 1: But because like I was at the races, you know what,
Speaker 1: I was in the rave scene. So like we did
Speaker 1: like Crystal and like Ecstasy and Special K and we
Speaker 1: smoked angel dust. I've never heard about like Special K
Speaker 1: until like recently I know why it's made to come back.
Speaker 1: It's crazy that I accidentally did you accidentally did it?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And when she told me, I said, bitch,
Speaker 1: that does something to horses. I said, I didn't know,
Speaker 1: And what did you? How much did you take of it? Coke?
Speaker 1: So I love how I love this podcast, Like god, damn,
Speaker 1: how many years ago is this? I feel like this
Speaker 1: is honestly, it's great. We should all be honest because
Speaker 1: most people do recreational drugs and it's ridiculous to act
Speaker 1: like they don't. Oh, if you listen to the beginning
Speaker 1: of this podcast, mind you the story you couldn't fully
Speaker 1: tell because you still had your corporate job. So we
Speaker 1: used to bleep out coke and we couldn't talk about
Speaker 1: any of the drugs. And then back then I was
Speaker 1: so prudish. Now I love shrooms, I love getting high, um,
Speaker 1: but I used to judge the ship out of sucking
Speaker 1: wheezy with her. Mandy came in here Molly dot one
Speaker 1: day and I was like, my have the table turn
Speaker 1: guy that was at the sex club with me the
Speaker 1: night before. He was a gift on the show, and
Speaker 1: we had to talk about how we hadn't slept yet
Speaker 1: because the molly we took first of no one's no
Speaker 1: one's didn't, so we were all just petting each other.
Speaker 1: It was like a fucking petting zoo. We come in
Speaker 1: the next day. I'm like, have you slept yet? He's
Speaker 1: like no, I said, fuck me either. Are we sure?
Speaker 1: This was molly? Like we could not fucking sleep anyway?
Speaker 1: Share about the you know, it was like six years ago.
Speaker 1: I went to mistery Land, which is in Woodstock, New York,
Speaker 1: and I was with Dub shout out to Lady w
Speaker 1: and literally thought I was going to take a bump
Speaker 1: of cocaine and this guy didn't have a shirt on.
Speaker 1: This in vitamin K but like, I didn't know. I
Speaker 1: didn't know what chat of men. I was twenty four
Speaker 1: years old. I'm not gonna lie. I do not know
Speaker 1: the periodic table either. You have. I did the buck
Speaker 1: and I damn near dropped to the floor and he goes, oh,
Speaker 1: ship bro not blow man, and he's like bugging the
Speaker 1: funk out. So then fucking Dub comes back. She's like,
Speaker 1: why do you be fucking with these white people? I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. But then I started getting good. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was like bitch, we got to do it together, and
Speaker 1: then we never go and do it again. So we
Speaker 1: were like, all right, well we do it together, how
Speaker 1: do we make sure one of the other doesn't die?
Speaker 1: One had to go first, not my god. I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, so if I die, you know, if I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get sick, make sure you're alert. So so stupid.
Speaker 1: But all I remember is we were laying in this
Speaker 1: fucking grass for what I thought was three hours and
Speaker 1: it was twenty minutes. Anyway, I never did it again. Also,
Speaker 1: haven't done Molly in a minute, Like it's it's interesting
Speaker 1: when years because I was like a ravier too, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. I was like all tray E
Speaker 1: d C. I loved all the ship. I would travel
Speaker 1: to Europe for festivals, but sobriety and festivals is actually
Speaker 1: interesting because now I mean, I guess I'm saying that sobriety,
Speaker 1: but I'll do like shrooms and ship. Now when I
Speaker 1: to the music festival and I'm not fucking cracked out
Speaker 1: on a Molly, I'm like, damn, is this like still good?
Speaker 1: Like having a new experience? Like what is that? Like?
Speaker 1: I can music doesn't sound the same why don't I
Speaker 1: feel it? Right? But it's like now I just go
Speaker 1: and like look at guys and like flirting, dance and
Speaker 1: iPhone my friends. Before it was euphoric, yes, and I
Speaker 1: see why people totally get sucked into that, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Like I was like the biggest raver.
Speaker 1: I mean that was my life, was raving really all
Speaker 1: of high school. Yeah, how do you? I'm thirty nine,
Speaker 1: so this was like real deal. But also like Mr Is,
Speaker 1: like you would be funked up for like two hours
Speaker 1: in New York. You were doing to be like the
Speaker 1: top not ship because that's when like al Capone and
Speaker 1: Ship was in the streets and stuff. Right, I was
Speaker 1: al Capone. I don't know that the monster from the
Speaker 1: Monster from the Mobster Chicago. Oh, what's the one? Who?
Speaker 1: The one? It was here? I'll chop them Frank Lucas
Speaker 1: actually actually it was actually I think it was the
Speaker 1: Israelis that we're bringing all the ecstasy to the rave
Speaker 1: scene in the nineties. Well, and Frank Lucas brought it
Speaker 1: to hard I've been alive if I want American gigs.
Speaker 1: But that Frank Lucas, Frank One. So what about today? Like,
Speaker 1: can you still do drugs today? When when know I
Speaker 1: totally stopped, Like I'm completely like, so I was not
Speaker 1: drinking for a long time. Would I say this alcohol
Speaker 1: make it? I don't drink m hmm, I haven't drank
Speaker 1: if like I drank for like a year out of glass,
Speaker 1: like thirteen years didn't make you want to do drugs again? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And I did. I put everything on my nose the
Speaker 1: second I started drinking. It's like I can't even help it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what do you have to sniff? And then
Speaker 1: one night I sniffed kay oh, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I'll say also like a like you just like you
Speaker 1: one time on an accident. Do you know you'll say
Speaker 1: that all the time, don't you. Guys always say this
Speaker 1: about anal and it really gets on my nerves because
Speaker 1: if the tip went in, you had anal sex? Bro?
Speaker 1: Are you serious? Leah, I don't think that. But do
Speaker 1: you fuck in the butt? No? I have, But it's
Speaker 1: not like my favorite Okay, but here's the thing. Right,
Speaker 1: if a guy plus the tip in, he's telling everyone
Speaker 1: he sucked the tipica, I'll tell you, but that's but
Speaker 1: it's not. But I the thing is I don't think
Speaker 1: you can really take credit and be like I had
Speaker 1: anal sex because it was just a tip. So if
Speaker 1: you have, if you're like like being like, yeah, let
Speaker 1: this guy suck my ass last night, you didn't, that's
Speaker 1: not true because it was just the tip. So I
Speaker 1: was so excited to come back and like share on
Speaker 1: the podcast and I got it. Came back from Italy
Speaker 1: and he sucked me in the ass. No, it was
Speaker 1: just the tip. I'm sorry. I wanted like full the
Speaker 1: way that like my pussy gets sucked, not saying I'm
Speaker 1: proud of it, but like I could take a dick.
Speaker 1: It was not that is, yeah, I mean the same thing, like,
Speaker 1: well I just go for it. My my assholedn't turn
Speaker 1: into a whole bussy before, Okay, Like I had it
Speaker 1: banged out like it's my pussy and I loved it.
Speaker 1: Really every bit you comes right out. First off, it
Speaker 1: comes right ouf. The next day, I don't gotta push
Speaker 1: on nothing. That ship just fall into the toilet. But
Speaker 1: it's okay, about twenty four hours it sucks right back
Speaker 1: up and now my buddhahole bent normal. You know what
Speaker 1: I want to talk about? How only do an know
Speaker 1: sex once a quarter, like once every few months, every
Speaker 1: time it's giving taxes. I want to jump a little
Speaker 1: bit into because like you're so down to talk about
Speaker 1: sex and everything like that, and um, I've become a
Speaker 1: fan of your kid from your Instagram because she's adorable.
Speaker 1: What's it like talking about sex with your daughter and
Speaker 1: like prep her for like what she's about to show? Well, Kiki,
Speaker 1: you know what. I've been so open with her and
Speaker 1: like that. She doesn't. But the thing is she doesn't
Speaker 1: like if we're watching a movie and it's like to
Speaker 1: like much sex stuff, we're like like we like are
Speaker 1: like no, She's like, mom, turned the shut off, you know.
Speaker 1: So she doesn't want to like watch sex something. Because
Speaker 1: I was like, let's watch maybe four you together because
Speaker 1: I was scared to watch it. She's like, I'm not
Speaker 1: watching that. That's a lot of drugs in that. I know.
Speaker 1: That's why I can't because I think I'm gonna get triggered.
Speaker 1: But I'm always like looking for things to do with
Speaker 1: it because she's a teenager, so I'm like trying to
Speaker 1: figure out, Like but she's like the chilliest mostly grounded,
Speaker 1: like down to earth, like cool, funny kid I'm not
Speaker 1: just saying that because she's mine and she's beautiful, she's hurt,
Speaker 1: she's really she's perfect. She honestly is um what should
Speaker 1: she do this wrong? Can she come home and tell
Speaker 1: you that she had sex and you freak out? Like
Speaker 1: what I mean, I'm freak out if she had sex? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Especially yeah, because I know because I know her. She
Speaker 1: hasn't even had her first kiss yet. I lied to
Speaker 1: my mom really about like and no kids, really, are
Speaker 1: you sure? I mean, she said she hasn't. I I
Speaker 1: know you're cool. I don't know. I believe that. I
Speaker 1: don't know. You know what, You're a cool mom until
Speaker 1: you're my mom exactly. Everybody told my mom everything. People
Speaker 1: asked my mom how to get a fucking abortion. Let's
Speaker 1: be fair. Your gave us condoms going to the club,
Speaker 1: and you would talk to my mom, I would talk.
Speaker 1: I could not talk to my mom. But I mean
Speaker 1: she's still maybe she's look I mean, I I my
Speaker 1: daughter is very open with me, and there's other things
Speaker 1: that she's been open about. So I feel like if
Speaker 1: she had her first kiss, she tell me, I think
Speaker 1: she wants to, like I want to know as a mother,
Speaker 1: like right when you become a mom, you try to
Speaker 1: make sure that your daughter, your children don't make the
Speaker 1: same mistakes you did. Do you feel like you're extra strict,
Speaker 1: specifically maybe letting her go out? Like me hearing you
Speaker 1: explain what it was like to be a teenager in
Speaker 1: New York City, like the freedom was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is way scarier than growing up in the South
Speaker 1: where there's no form of public transportation. Is there anything
Speaker 1: now that you feel like you're super strict on so
Speaker 1: that she doesn't experience of the same time? You pretty strict,
Speaker 1: like she has to stay on honor role. Yeah, pretty
Speaker 1: pretty like strict about like her grades, Like I like
Speaker 1: she needs, but but I'm pretty lenient. She has like
Speaker 1: a late curfew. I let her. She's like going to
Speaker 1: Coney Island today, like on the train and I mean whatever,
Speaker 1: like theme park. I know it's not, but you know
Speaker 1: it's it's still a little like so little like rough
Speaker 1: out there is your life. You take one wrong turn
Speaker 1: and you're like, where am I know? I can imagine
Speaker 1: how like I feel like you become a parent and
Speaker 1: you literally all you do is worry because having a
Speaker 1: kid be on the subway, like I would freak out
Speaker 1: every funky. She takes the subway every day to school,
Speaker 1: and like people, you read the horror stories every day
Speaker 1: about what happens on the train. So every day I'm
Speaker 1: like tex Uni at the school, be careful on the train,
Speaker 1: you know, I say, all that ship, but I do
Speaker 1: trust her. And also like if I try to like
Speaker 1: keep her in, like I'm afraid she'll just want to
Speaker 1: like go crazy, she'll become technically no, I mean, like
Speaker 1: I think, like I'm making a joke, but no, lie,
Speaker 1: Like I think the freedom our parents gave us really
Speaker 1: was why like, yeah, we both only had one abortion.
Speaker 1: I think that that's great. I was going to sorry,
Speaker 1: that is impressive. I think I was going to bring
Speaker 1: up the abortion. But the reason I was going to
Speaker 1: bring it up was because of how it happened, right,
Speaker 1: Like I was not scared to tell my mom how
Speaker 1: old were you? Um, oh my god. It was like
Speaker 1: the last day of high school eighteen and the summer
Speaker 1: going into the summer going into junior. If you have
Speaker 1: a scenario like that, like some of my ends when
Speaker 1: they would come to their mother, like my mom, like
Speaker 1: what do you you know what I'm saying, like, what
Speaker 1: do you do when you can't tell your mom and
Speaker 1: you're sneaking around and you're doing something unsafe. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not a good feeling. You want to be comforted.
Speaker 1: And my mom never made me feel bad about it,
Speaker 1: which is a really good thing. Yeah, just like you shouldn't.
Speaker 1: When Ki tells you she gave the boy is say no,
Speaker 1: I will not. I'll be happy. I'll be like some
Speaker 1: show me a picture. You better be high. All right,
Speaker 1: let's get into chaos theory. Um. We talked a little
Speaker 1: bit um about the wild past that you had with
Speaker 1: all the drugs that we're gonna skip that. Um. However,
Speaker 1: I didn't want to talk about um. In your book,
Speaker 1: you really get into mental health. Um, you get into
Speaker 1: a diagnosis of bipolar too. But then even towards the
Speaker 1: end of that chapter or the end of that journey,
Speaker 1: you discuss how you feel as though they just gave
Speaker 1: you all these drugs, and really you went through what
Speaker 1: a lot of people go through. You you went through
Speaker 1: just not knowing how to maybe cope or not knowing
Speaker 1: how to tell people your feelings. And I think that
Speaker 1: in our community specifically, so many people fear a diagnosis
Speaker 1: or feel like something is wrong with them. Um. But
Speaker 1: something that we has brought up in her going to
Speaker 1: therapy and her journey recently wass with depression was the
Speaker 1: use of lexipro would you bring up as well regarding
Speaker 1: the withdrawal of it causing hyper sexuality but while being
Speaker 1: on it you said it pretty much gave you a
Speaker 1: dry spell. Yeah, I mean SSR eyes do that. They
Speaker 1: just like serotone and like up inhibitors whatever re upstake inhibitors. Um.
Speaker 1: But yeah, but I still but there were they were
Speaker 1: like I was on lexeprob for so many years, and
Speaker 1: like there were times that I was horny as fuck
Speaker 1: on lexi pro so, but I couldn't come on it.
Speaker 1: It's but that's the thing. It's really hard to like happen. Also,
Speaker 1: you would just want to You would still would You
Speaker 1: still wanted to funk, right, You just couldn't come. It
Speaker 1: was so so when I went to the mental hospital
Speaker 1: and I talked about they took me off everything they
Speaker 1: tell me about the mental hospital, um people talking about
Speaker 1: in the book. Oh my god. Yeah. And it was
Speaker 1: like not like it wasn't like like a you know,
Speaker 1: chic like oh you went for being repool No, I
Speaker 1: went for depression. Like I went because my boyfriend at
Speaker 1: the time went crazy in Italy and had a relapse
Speaker 1: and I had to come home from Italy by myself
Speaker 1: and he had thrown something at me and that he
Speaker 1: was gonna kill me, and I was like freaked out
Speaker 1: and I was just so depressed. So it was at
Speaker 1: this mental hospital. It was the best thing I ever did,
Speaker 1: because that's when I just I realized that like exactly, yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I'm like, okay, there's people here who can't tell
Speaker 1: reality from like delusion and a lot of my own issues.
Speaker 1: Of course, yes, I have depression, anxiety and some bad
Speaker 1: coping skills and whatever. Like my I'm a little extra
Speaker 1: and dramatic and manic sometimes whatever. But a lot of situations,
Speaker 1: it's me putting myself in functive situations that then made
Speaker 1: me depressed her anxious and like dating the top TALKXIC guy,
Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, I could just not date the talks
Speaker 1: a guy. I won't end up in the mental hospital
Speaker 1: or were the people like can there tell us about
Speaker 1: like a crazy story? Um? So there was a girl
Speaker 1: who was next to me this like she was like
Speaker 1: an orthodox Jewish girl and like she remember waking up.
Speaker 1: She was the next few roommates. No no, no, I
Speaker 1: had a private room. She was next. She was in
Speaker 1: the room next to me. She was. I woke up
Speaker 1: to the scream that was the most It was the
Speaker 1: scream as if someone's like newborn baby, like died in
Speaker 1: front of them or something like. It was like the
Speaker 1: most tragic dark like it came from like her, the
Speaker 1: deep inside her soul, like I felt it, and I
Speaker 1: like woke up and looked in her room, and then
Speaker 1: they were like holding her down and they gave her something,
Speaker 1: you know, like they gave her a shot. And then
Speaker 1: she came out later and was like hi, everybody, and
Speaker 1: she was like talking to me about something you know
Speaker 1: that was. And then there was a mate, this amazing
Speaker 1: guy who liked me, and we sung show tunes together
Speaker 1: and he was so sweet, but he was so eat
Speaker 1: until he took a ship in his bed because he
Speaker 1: wanted to funk with the people that worked there because
Speaker 1: he was mad at them. And then there was this
Speaker 1: other girl who was like going into people's rooms and
Speaker 1: putting clothes on and she couldn't fit into any of it,
Speaker 1: and she was walking around like where are my cigarettes?
Speaker 1: And like the guy was like following her and me
Speaker 1: and my mom were like trying not to laugh because
Speaker 1: my mom was like visiting me. She had like something
Speaker 1: tied around her head and her like actual stomach was
Speaker 1: like hanging out a little crop top, and she was
Speaker 1: just like where are my cigarettes? Like walking around was like,
Speaker 1: you said you saw this at a mental hospital, which
Speaker 1: is crazy because it's giving hamper heard. I mean, wait,
Speaker 1: maybe I'm just soa She literally also set on the sand.
Speaker 1: It was a joke, and now I know it was
Speaker 1: a joke made in portaste the fact that like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but if you are like able to do that, you
Speaker 1: need serious help, like if you can take a ship
Speaker 1: and like something that's not a toilet, like you have
Speaker 1: like a major Depp side of the bed, like literally,
Speaker 1: and I saw the photo, I was rewatching girls and
Speaker 1: fucking That's why I brought it up earlier, justesse it
Speaker 1: was like, oh, you've never taken a ship anywhere but
Speaker 1: a toilet, and everybody's like, no, bro. I had to
Speaker 1: take a ship in the woods once and it was terrible.
Speaker 1: It was terrible. It was at that same fucking a
Speaker 1: Cademy festival. God my god, can I tell y'all. First
Speaker 1: of all, that's honest, I don't know what the funk
Speaker 1: her and I were thinking. I think we went to
Speaker 1: mry Land Three's homes and Dub and I would go,
Speaker 1: were you on k and shitting? No? Okay? Because know,
Speaker 1: like when you're on drugs and you have to ship,
Speaker 1: it's like the worst thing. Like just like being on
Speaker 1: drugs and then you have to your stomach is like
Speaker 1: getting excited. It's like it's almost like, I mean, it's
Speaker 1: like you just can't. I'm not sure what a drug
Speaker 1: shit is? Are you serious? Man? You never had a
Speaker 1: Molly shit? Molly, I stay awake in our fuck and
Speaker 1: I fucking have to stuck on a lotipot because all
Speaker 1: I want to do is grab my teeth, I know,
Speaker 1: because of the drought, Like have you ever done coke?
Speaker 1: With her? And then I was like brought in filling me.
Speaker 1: She was the only one that made me try, and
Speaker 1: first though, I didn't make you try? Right, So the
Speaker 1: whole time I'm on this card with her, I mean
Speaker 1: not really. I'm a fun one. I'm a social first
Speaker 1: of all, I just like lick her a lot. So
Speaker 1: first off, Mandy is acting like she felt nothing of bitch,
Speaker 1: I didn't. You just didn't have this. And this is
Speaker 1: how I know I wasn't high because when I'm in
Speaker 1: New York and this bitch likes the posh places, which
Speaker 1: I'm paying twenty dollars for my Martiniz, why do you
Speaker 1: want to keep bouncing around? I didn't finish my drink first,
Speaker 1: and it was twenty dollars and I'm broke right now, bitch.
Speaker 1: So it started being every time I hung out with
Speaker 1: the bitch, I'm spending a hundred dollars. Were in all
Speaker 1: places where there's two white men, I mean two black men,
Speaker 1: the only like white women? Why are we here? I'm spending?
Speaker 1: It was? But ye know, I'm like, where are what
Speaker 1: you mean? Got it? Okay? Giving that? And I'm just
Speaker 1: like maybe, but also I'm just like I'm spending all
Speaker 1: my own money. And then she told me how much
Speaker 1: that ship calls. I said, I'm not that's was she doing? Okay,
Speaker 1: you didn't I don't think you kept asking for more
Speaker 1: because I didn't feel it. You held it. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: didn't feel like maybe he's like anything. Do another one?
Speaker 1: Definitely trying to feel something and did it. But maybe
Speaker 1: because that's the upper liquor the downer. Maybe you didn't
Speaker 1: have a reaction like you think that coke was gonna
Speaker 1: give you that you're gonna be like super I think
Speaker 1: you thought you were gonna be like hold on, I
Speaker 1: know I never did it again, and it's Wheezy's fault.
Speaker 1: Maybe she has to trash coke. I don't think. Okay,
Speaker 1: I want to go to the bathroom to pee, and
Speaker 1: she came right behind me like I'm gonna do another one.
Speaker 1: I paid for it. I was go keep up spirit o. UM,
Speaker 1: get into before we get out of here, a little
Speaker 1: bit of dating um, because we did talk about your
Speaker 1: sex positivity backlash Housewives already. But what we have two
Speaker 1: yes girl, no? No, no, okay okay, So relationship wise, um,
Speaker 1: first off, I want to start off in the dating
Speaker 1: phase before I get into your actual relationship. And I'm
Speaker 1: gonna ask you the same thing as well. So we
Speaker 1: have like this debate regarding sexuality and how much to
Speaker 1: share on a first date. I want to know in
Speaker 1: terms of your mental state, if that you if that's
Speaker 1: something that either of y'all feel that you have to
Speaker 1: share with your new partners when you're dating, how soon.
Speaker 1: Do you tell someone whether it's the diagnosis or that
Speaker 1: you're depressed or anxiety or if you're on any sort
Speaker 1: of medication. Do you tell the people you're dating? Uh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: how soon? Like I'm pretty upfront because I have to
Speaker 1: be like because it's such a part of like I'm suppressed, right,
Speaker 1: but like I have to be honest without because it's
Speaker 1: just something I have to that I deal with, you know,
Speaker 1: and also like, yeah, he's gonna have to really understand
Speaker 1: and I need to know if like he's crazy too,
Speaker 1: because I can't deal with the depressed another depressed person.
Speaker 1: I need someone to not be like for me, I've
Speaker 1: never really been in the dating pool all the way
Speaker 1: through while being super depressed. I had a part, like
Speaker 1: had a boyfriend while I was depressed, and I mean
Speaker 1: he was a few of them things you had a
Speaker 1: few boyfriends, That's probably what he was depressed. I'll be
Speaker 1: depressed dealing with one thing, and I was dealing with
Speaker 1: like three that would be depressed, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I think the depression also probably was like, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: not finding it in one person that could like maybe
Speaker 1: amplified it, but no, mine was like totally like manic
Speaker 1: like irrational depression, very like oh my god, like what
Speaker 1: if my parents die? Like crazy dump? Yeah, oh my god. No,
Speaker 1: that's something that's like serious like brain ship where you're
Speaker 1: just having We're also like that's what I was dealing
Speaker 1: with recently, was like intrusive thoughts. And I was like,
Speaker 1: heard you in your book. That's why I was like,
Speaker 1: you had what type of crazy fears? Yeah? And the
Speaker 1: thing is death is real, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: And so it's like I think we're all like scared
Speaker 1: for that moment and scared to, you know, for it
Speaker 1: to happen. But it's like I and even instead of
Speaker 1: enjoying my parents, I'll just like keep thinking the worst thing.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not gonna lie. That's where I'm at now.
Speaker 1: Even in therapy. Um, I don't have a relationship at
Speaker 1: all really with my dad. But he went to the
Speaker 1: hospital two weeks ago, and literally every time I just
Speaker 1: even talked about him, like my eyes the water. So
Speaker 1: I was in therapy and I'm like, I have to
Speaker 1: see him. I talked to him, we have to get
Speaker 1: through this because I would hate if he's no longer here.
Speaker 1: And we just never talked That's literally where I'm at
Speaker 1: in therapy is that thought. And it's not even that
Speaker 1: it comes from me being depressed. It's me having some
Speaker 1: sort of regret for what our relationship is. And when
Speaker 1: my mom told me that all of these feelings just
Speaker 1: came flooding, Well, I want to get into outside of that,
Speaker 1: Outside of the dating, you actually had someone who dealt
Speaker 1: with a lot of your depression. You guys were together
Speaker 1: for six years, um and then in your you went
Speaker 1: and got sober and went back to him because you
Speaker 1: were like, now that I'm sober, let's try this again.
Speaker 1: But it didn't really work, but you decided to remain friends.
Speaker 1: How do you get there? How do you get there
Speaker 1: to where even your partners while you're dating, are okay
Speaker 1: with this cool ass friendship relationship with your baby dad.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Yeah, I know. So I had I
Speaker 1: was dating a guy who was like so not okay
Speaker 1: with it, and we were like we were on vacation,
Speaker 1: and I mean I was over him, you know, I
Speaker 1: just wanted to use him for this vacation and I
Speaker 1: was going to break up with him, to be honest,
Speaker 1: and I was like not really sucking him on the trip.
Speaker 1: I Actually he was so ugly it was crazy. I
Speaker 1: had to put like a pillow over my head to
Speaker 1: like hide my like I didn't want Why don't you
Speaker 1: just fantasize about someone else? I do that all the time.
Speaker 1: I just needed to put the pillow over my head.
Speaker 1: Then it was really like he wasn't there. Um but
Speaker 1: like what I call I was texting with Rob while
Speaker 1: I'm on the vacation and he was like, you're texting
Speaker 1: with your baby dad like ex, like while we're on
Speaker 1: this fucking vacation. And I was like, yeah, I am.
Speaker 1: So you also reference Rob as your soul mate before
Speaker 1: we get into that, because clearly now I know I would.
Speaker 1: I don't know, really now how I would feel away
Speaker 1: about someone expressing to me that their soul mate is
Speaker 1: actually their ex. Also in the picture you multiple soul mates?
Speaker 1: What a soul mate is someone who's who's come into
Speaker 1: your life in like such a deep way and you
Speaker 1: know is sent there from God without a doubt. Oh
Speaker 1: have you met a soul multiple? Uh? I think I've
Speaker 1: had too. I'd say one was the guy that left
Speaker 1: me for Jesus. Yes, well, I was super in love
Speaker 1: with him. Ship we're sucking tattooed together right, like I've
Speaker 1: never experienced and intense love like that. And also he's bipolar, um,
Speaker 1: and he's dealt with some mental health issues, like even
Speaker 1: more recently, like people have told me things that happened
Speaker 1: I'll tell you when we're off then because they were
Speaker 1: super intense. But no, I don't think that his his
Speaker 1: mental issues could allow him to be with me in
Speaker 1: a healthy way anymore. And also like when you need
Speaker 1: someone to stay straight, I went to Europe for two
Speaker 1: weeks with Vinnie just to fucking raven party and when
Speaker 1: I came back, he was up and down, and it's
Speaker 1: like it's very hard when you're someone's I'm trying to
Speaker 1: find the word, uh, your onlyer only support system, I guess.
Speaker 1: But um No, he was definitely a soul mate. He
Speaker 1: taught me what love is, to be intensely loved, to
Speaker 1: be happy, um. And I also don't think there's anything
Speaker 1: wrong with it being over, Like I think that we
Speaker 1: always think that soul mate means forever, and I don't
Speaker 1: think it does. It doesn't. And that was I was
Speaker 1: holding onto that, Like, once I got sober, I was like,
Speaker 1: why do I you know we have why can't we
Speaker 1: make it work? And I'm like okay, once I let
Speaker 1: go of that and was like we this is this.
Speaker 1: It is working. You literally like broken down so beautifully
Speaker 1: too in your book and again like you literally are
Speaker 1: on this journey with you because it's it's giving this
Speaker 1: the whole time when you got into talk. That's how
Speaker 1: I feel all the time, Like how the book is it?
Speaker 1: Is it? Your biography? Is it self help with a memoir?
Speaker 1: But there's some like little prescriptive like I don't I
Speaker 1: think self help should is like so like I could
Speaker 1: never tell people and be like do it. You know,
Speaker 1: here's ten ways to make your life better, like you
Speaker 1: know like that, like I'm so fucked up still, Like
Speaker 1: what can I tell people? You literally say, you say
Speaker 1: note to readers, don't take advice from depressive man, Like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: like I'm just here telling you about my life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's great, like so chaos theory it's out now.
Speaker 1: You can get it audible, you can get it and
Speaker 1: you reading. Yeah, you can listen to my voice reading
Speaker 1: it to you, um, which makes it a lot more personal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love that. Charlotta Magne did that too with his
Speaker 1: book and it made me like it more. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: so what can we expect? Pretty much everything we discussed.
Speaker 1: You guys can hear about her from her teenage years, um,
Speaker 1: literally up until I got to I believe your mid twenties.
Speaker 1: What can someone expect in full? Like? Yeah, well I
Speaker 1: talk also like about my inspirations and my views on
Speaker 1: sex and yeah, like little Kim and how she helped,
Speaker 1: you know, formulate my ideas on like sexuality and like
Speaker 1: really havingism just having to just basically because I think
Speaker 1: Little Kim like she's she's able to be vulnerable but
Speaker 1: also flips everything around on the guys. I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: you guys are objectifying us. I'm gonna flip it and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna objectify you. Yeah, and myself Trina was and
Speaker 1: Trina right very much, very much. But I do love
Speaker 1: queen Bitch, supreme bitch. That Little Kim era was the best. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love that. Um. And guess before we get out
Speaker 1: of here, where can people find you? What do you
Speaker 1: have coming up? Yeah? You can follow me on Instagram
Speaker 1: at leam mob. And as for things coming up, I'm
Speaker 1: just you know, promoting the books and there's other things.
Speaker 1: But you have to wait and see, you're not gonna
Speaker 1: give us no tea none. I just don't know what's happening.
Speaker 1: And we tell you this is coming out in like
Speaker 1: two weeks. Anything that's gonna happen the next to it
Speaker 1: HAPs to be like you're not gonna give us a
Speaker 1: first look and nothing ship just like you guys already
Speaker 1: let me sit talking about drugs? Is that really not
Speaker 1: a good word? Can you look that up? Is that
Speaker 1: it's not? It's not right? Really, I told you, man,
Speaker 1: just say any wait wait wait, hold up, hold up,
Speaker 1: hold up, l G B T Q I A plus
Speaker 1: is I is I? But they there? But no, I'm
Speaker 1: saying like I it was always under the impression that
Speaker 1: that had nothing to do with biological like I thought,
Speaker 1: because it's not about but it's about your sexuality. But
Speaker 1: technically I was saying it was a good thing. I
Speaker 1: was just born with a man brain, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. So we could say, because we talked about it,
Speaker 1: maybe a man's booty hole if you like it so much,
Speaker 1: because no, because maybe that's like a prod thing. I
Speaker 1: didn't have an anal orchasm before, so then see this
Speaker 1: is unfair that you have that Mandy, maybe it's a
Speaker 1: lot of it was so good. I would literally talked
Speaker 1: about it too, Like I shook so much that I
Speaker 1: was like, I hope nothing came out. And I looked
Speaker 1: in the sheets were clean, and I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: I really came hard as fun and it was from
Speaker 1: my Buddha hole. Do you imagine coming so hard from
Speaker 1: your ask that you think you're like? That's literally I
Speaker 1: would I can't, I would be I would be so
Speaker 1: I would be so faked up. Why don't you guys
Speaker 1: get into the um directing horn? I need to talk
Speaker 1: to you about that. I mean, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: King Noir was gonna allow me to direct one before,
Speaker 1: but then COVID happened and it was too much. Mother,
Speaker 1: I think I have some I'm gonna talk to you
Speaker 1: about something when we're done. You have gay porn ud
Speaker 1: I want to see or I'll be there for transport.
Speaker 1: I watched. I know how I want a shot. I
Speaker 1: have some straight female friends who really like gay porn too.
Speaker 1: I love it. Yeah, I don't mind it at all,
Speaker 1: howives as you can see? Oh, first off, if you're
Speaker 1: not gonna lie, Like first off, I don't know why
Speaker 1: people do this weird ship. I know the blogs do it.
Speaker 1: They like go to look and see who people follow.
Speaker 1: My Twitter follow list is nothing but only fans people,
Speaker 1: because that's why I watched my porn now, so of
Speaker 1: course I made an easy access because now they go
Speaker 1: like two and a half minutes, bitch, I'll be nice
Speaker 1: quick and so so literally someone wrote I went through
Speaker 1: Mandy's followers and whoa. I wish I never did, and
Speaker 1: I was like, you, nobody tell you to go on
Speaker 1: that ship. Didn't win people I want to follow. Also,
Speaker 1: thank you for book marks, bro, because I first off,
Speaker 1: first off, I didn't know. This is not much technologies
Speaker 1: and win up people can see it. I used, when
Speaker 1: you put the little heart, everybody can see what you'll
Speaker 1: language is likeing a whole bunch of ship. And I
Speaker 1: didn't know I was putting gay porn on everyone's timeline.
Speaker 1: I didn't know. Oh my god, I don't like whatever
Speaker 1: you like. It gets retweeted out a bookmark a bookmark now,
Speaker 1: But I also followed him is that on Twitter? Which
Speaker 1: is why I also, hey, I told you the algorithm
Speaker 1: for fly fans. They posted one o'clock in the afternoon,
Speaker 1: so I'll be on the train and it's nothing but
Speaker 1: buddhaholes and I'll be like, thank you guys so much
Speaker 1: for watching part Decisions. Also, you're paying only fan, you're
Speaker 1: no girl, free clips free she loves the twenty nine second.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna check it out. I've never been on only fans.
Speaker 1: I need to look at it. Oh no, you could
Speaker 1: be on Twitter. I watch it all on Twitter. It's
Speaker 1: on Twitter because there's their boding. They're only fans, got it?
Speaker 1: But because they do, they do put porn clips on
Speaker 1: Twitter like no problems, like no problem. Yeah, I love
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Speaker 1: now we're all over their play and just like chaos.
Speaker 1: And guess what we're doing this without drinking because but
Speaker 1: you'd be liking to think I'll just being like this
Speaker 1: only when I a little bit of drunk energy. But
Speaker 1: I had no I did have a dirty I like
Speaker 1: my things, dirty dirty martini. After that, that's what it is.
Speaker 1: It's the dirty. It's giving coke energy. Man, this is
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Speaker 1: for joining us for It's like, thank you guy for
Speaker 1: joining us for yet another episode of horrible decisions. Anyway,
Speaker 1: let's get into the horrible decision. The horrible decision this
Speaker 1: week is weird sex terms, and it's because I'm also
Speaker 1: trying to figure out a way to bring back fucking
Speaker 1: Kink of the Week or some other thing that we
Speaker 1: can do. But I know, well, I ended up coming
Speaker 1: across an article that had weird sex terms, and basically
Speaker 1: it would be terms that when said, you might have
Speaker 1: no fucking idea that it's even related to sex. So
Speaker 1: some of the notable mentions, um would be a pearl necklace.
Speaker 1: Pearl necklace. We had an episode where we talked about
Speaker 1: that you wouldn't know that that it even has to
Speaker 1: do with uh sex unless you have back trouble butter
Speaker 1: trouble butter Urban Dictionary. That one trouble bridle is another
Speaker 1: one scat play that's something Golden showers, and of course
Speaker 1: peggy Um, but I wanted to get into I found
Speaker 1: these other four terms that maybe we've talked about, but
Speaker 1: again these are terms that maybe you will hear and
Speaker 1: you would have no idea what the funk they're talking about.
Speaker 1: So one being felching. Felching you spelching in a sentence
Speaker 1: like if you just would would think felching was a
Speaker 1: regular term. What do you think felching would mean? If
Speaker 1: it didn't mean me and my daughter we go up
Speaker 1: to the Humpton's location, we'd love to do a bunch
Speaker 1: of felching. You know, it's just a ground old tom Okay,
Speaker 1: So felching to you sounds like a sport. Cool um felching,
Speaker 1: No to felch is to suck up semen out of
Speaker 1: an orifice. For instance, Sorry, guys, felch me that? Um Nope.
Speaker 1: For instance, someone may ejaculate inside their partners anus and
Speaker 1: then suck their own semen out of the anus with
Speaker 1: their mouth. Then they may or may not swallow it.
Speaker 1: So it would be mayor may we get we're giving
Speaker 1: you an option. Yeah, it would be basically kind of like,
Speaker 1: what are your cream pies? So felching is the act
Speaker 1: of what a cream pie is. Oh wait, no, that's
Speaker 1: just coming in. So felching would be eating the cream pie.
Speaker 1: That is the I did that. So that's the verb.
Speaker 1: That's what felching means that. So eating ejaculante out of
Speaker 1: an orifice is what felching is. Not ejaculate, girl, she said, exacly,
Speaker 1: do you watch Curb your Enthusiasm? No, well, we don't
Speaker 1: want anything the same. Larry David, that's the best show
Speaker 1: of all time. Larry David. Jav Smooth is in his
Speaker 1: house and he basically found come on the sheet and
Speaker 1: he's like, we need to have a talk because there
Speaker 1: was ejaculate and he goes ejacutely. It was ejacuely and
Speaker 1: He's like like come, We'll just say come Larry. Oh
Speaker 1: my goodness. Funny. Um another term again, I would like
Speaker 1: for you to use it in a sentence without it
Speaker 1: being a sex term. Docking. That's I feel like that's easy.
Speaker 1: The dick, dock, docking the boat we're bullying, we're docking, right,
Speaker 1: Is it like marrinate, like when you docking and I
Speaker 1: don't know, I'm lost? Yeah, right, you're super lost. So
Speaker 1: docking is also a sex term. Um Docking is when
Speaker 1: to uncircumcised people with penises get together. Um. So the
Speaker 1: first pulls his foreskin back and holds it while the
Speaker 1: second stretches. There is open and outward as far as
Speaker 1: possible over the head and shaft of the other partner's penis. Um.
Speaker 1: This is frequently asked if this act is real impossible,
Speaker 1: and the response is is, um, that was enough imagination
Speaker 1: and determination most things are. It's like a Chinese finger trap,
Speaker 1: as bitch, but with a dick and and foreskin. Um.
Speaker 1: So yeah, docking. If that is ever something that you
Speaker 1: hear any of your gaze, uh reference, that is what
Speaker 1: they're talking about. I did hear some gaye say some
Speaker 1: really funny ship as I was walking up on the
Speaker 1: call I had with you, and I've never heard someone
Speaker 1: say this before, and I just want to make it.
Speaker 1: What was it? As I was walking up to my
Speaker 1: apartment door, I tripped and these two gang niggs walking by,
Speaker 1: and he goes, oh the baby or the baby or
Speaker 1: or what was it they were? They were kicking bitch.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm watching right now, so you know where
Speaker 1: she said double homicide for Johnson's cabaret she went into.
Speaker 1: They ended up fighting later on in the episode, and
Speaker 1: she went into the best known as imm