WEBVTT - Ep 270: Chaos Theory (Ft. Leah McSweeney) 0:00:02.480 --> 0:00:08.240 Guess what decision we're about to make A horrible decisions? 0:00:08.240 --> 0:00:11.639 All right, guys, welcome to Damn. I really put the 0:00:11.720 --> 0:00:13.920 voice on every time we have someone white. I'm gonna 0:00:14.000 --> 0:00:16.920 change it. Let me go back to being regular guys. 0:00:17.160 --> 0:00:20.319 Welcome to another episode of horrible Decisions. I'm your girl 0:00:20.520 --> 0:00:22.760 manby be a k a pit saying a full cork 0:00:22.800 --> 0:00:25.919 punks a ka Mandy Baskins AKA, I'll fuck your nigga 0:00:26.160 --> 0:00:28.600 and your daddy and your mama. What's up? And I'm 0:00:28.600 --> 0:00:31.160 sitting here with Wow, I know it changed. I'm single 0:00:31.160 --> 0:00:35.400 now I'll suck everybody sowing beer anyway. I'm easy. We 0:00:35.440 --> 0:00:38.400 are back with our girl, Liam McSweeney. By the way, 0:00:38.440 --> 0:00:40.560 this is the second time you've been on the show. 0:00:40.920 --> 0:00:44.919 You came on the showg what do we talk? Oh 0:00:44.920 --> 0:00:46.760 my god. I did not want you on because I 0:00:46.760 --> 0:00:51.240 thought you were like some Republican or something. At the time. 0:00:51.400 --> 0:00:54.600 This is when Andrew was like everybody was calling him 0:00:54.600 --> 0:00:58.760 all right, Andy right, he loved Lee away too much. 0:00:58.800 --> 0:01:01.400 I was like that bitch on the wrong tea. Like 0:01:01.600 --> 0:01:04.640 I was like, now, oh, and then it sucked cause 0:01:04.680 --> 0:01:05.920 I love you and like, you know, when you don't 0:01:05.920 --> 0:01:07.560 want to like someone I know. I think you told 0:01:07.560 --> 0:01:10.280 me that on the show and literally on the show 0:01:10.319 --> 0:01:11.720 We got you because you also at the time I 0:01:11.720 --> 0:01:14.000 had a podcast as well. Yeah that's right. Yeah, so 0:01:14.360 --> 0:01:20.520 with the etiquett. Yeah so literally, and I think we 0:01:20.600 --> 0:01:22.840 do if you guys reference to back. It was like, 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:24.200 I mean, I guess you could come on, but I'm 0:01:24.200 --> 0:01:26.280 gonna tell her everything I think about her, just so 0:01:26.440 --> 0:01:29.840 you know. And oh, because I started to like you. 0:01:31.560 --> 0:01:34.440 And you know what it was we were talking about 0:01:34.480 --> 0:01:37.039 the me too era was really hot, like it just 0:01:38.000 --> 0:01:42.320 back then, and there was like this rape triangle, the 0:01:42.440 --> 0:01:46.240 rap angle. Do you remember that pyramid? The pyramid pyramid 0:01:46.400 --> 0:01:49.320 basically saying what constitution what doesn't and all I remember 0:01:49.360 --> 0:01:51.480 seeing a clipably of being like that's bullshit, and I 0:01:51.520 --> 0:01:56.920 was like, well you are. I guess. Of course, let's 0:01:56.920 --> 0:01:59.360 start with the introduction for those of you who do 0:01:59.440 --> 0:02:02.040 not know this awesome white woman. And y'all know I 0:02:02.080 --> 0:02:03.960 don't say that very often about the whites that join 0:02:04.080 --> 0:02:08.600 us here, um, but I actually really really love you, 0:02:08.760 --> 0:02:12.079 and I think that you align so well with horrible decisions, 0:02:12.080 --> 0:02:15.720 but on a much larger platform now, so you are 0:02:15.919 --> 0:02:18.840 a clothing not only designer but owner of merrit to 0:02:18.880 --> 0:02:23.320 them up. You are now an author um too Chaos Theory. 0:02:23.400 --> 0:02:25.240 That is your book. That just reading, by the way, 0:02:25.919 --> 0:02:27.320 because I know that takes a lot of time in 0:02:27.440 --> 0:02:29.120 but you read the whole book. I'm like, fo, I 0:02:29.320 --> 0:02:34.160 wasn't thirty two minutes? God like, like reading it out 0:02:34.160 --> 0:02:36.680 loud was the like most that was the hardest thing, 0:02:36.919 --> 0:02:39.680 really why because you were reading rereading your own words 0:02:39.720 --> 0:02:42.720 like this, and it was like so emotionally taxing and 0:02:42.800 --> 0:02:45.320 like my voice started hurtingcause like you're in the booth 0:02:45.360 --> 0:02:48.720 talking narrative. Now that I've been working in narrative, podcasting 0:02:48.720 --> 0:02:51.640 and filming people, there's time limits we can have before 0:02:51.639 --> 0:02:54.160 someone's voice starts to crack. There's like things that we 0:02:54.200 --> 0:02:58.040 have to have prepared. There's like certain like voiceover synthathizers, 0:02:58.040 --> 0:03:00.840 some the sizes that you need for like you know 0:03:01.000 --> 0:03:03.239 that happens like to just happen to me. But fucking 0:03:03.240 --> 0:03:07.239 insane because the audiobook portion, when people are reliving a moment, 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:11.920 you're fucked then it is like it's a life. I 0:03:11.919 --> 0:03:14.640 can't believe how much it actually works. And do you 0:03:14.680 --> 0:03:16.919 know I had and it's not again when I did 0:03:17.000 --> 0:03:19.079 so I did a dating show with MTV, but we 0:03:19.080 --> 0:03:21.240 were doing two episodes today. I was on set for 0:03:21.320 --> 0:03:24.480 damn near twelve hours. Mind you. It was after we 0:03:24.600 --> 0:03:26.920 like did hell a book recording for a podcast. Before 0:03:26.919 --> 0:03:31.160 I went out there, Literally I drank about seven throat 0:03:31.200 --> 0:03:33.680 coats today. I had someone literally making sure I had 0:03:33.680 --> 0:03:36.840 a warm, hot, hot, warm throat coat at all times. 0:03:37.240 --> 0:03:40.760 It literally works. And also the name throat coat. Can 0:03:40.840 --> 0:03:43.720 y'all just sponsor us because technically we could really get 0:03:43.760 --> 0:03:47.240 you some sales another way, bro, that is the most 0:03:47.880 --> 0:03:54.400 fucking name. Oh Okay, I was like, but I love it. 0:03:54.560 --> 0:03:59.080 I think it just feld be like you nasty? What 0:03:59.200 --> 0:04:02.480 is that? And I'm like, it's sucking te calm down, um. 0:04:02.520 --> 0:04:05.920 But when I say that, you also represent somewhat horrible decisions. 0:04:06.320 --> 0:04:09.480 You are a cast member of Real Housewives of New 0:04:09.560 --> 0:04:13.920 York and I absolutely love how fucking uncomfortable you make 0:04:13.960 --> 0:04:16.040 everybody because you will walk into a room and be like, 0:04:16.560 --> 0:04:19.360 I just got done second day house Everyone's dad and 0:04:19.600 --> 0:04:22.360 I love to said it. I mean, it's not that exactly, 0:04:23.279 --> 0:04:26.480 but because if you did, remind you, I don't watch 0:04:26.480 --> 0:04:29.200 Real Housewives, but my mother does, and she calls me 0:04:29.200 --> 0:04:32.160 and she goes, Eila, there's a white girl on this 0:04:32.200 --> 0:04:35.080 show that reminds me of you. Oh my god, I 0:04:36.200 --> 0:04:38.159 think I never told me that. I want to send 0:04:38.160 --> 0:04:40.240 you a voice message of it. And I was like, 0:04:40.680 --> 0:04:42.560 is it Lee And she was like yes, you know 0:04:42.960 --> 0:04:45.440 my mom like bugs the funk out and she was like, 0:04:45.440 --> 0:04:47.839 oh my gosh, reminds me of you so much. I 0:04:47.880 --> 0:04:50.040 was like why. She was like, she's loud and stuff. 0:04:51.200 --> 0:04:55.520 That's so, that's so sweet. Yeah, I'm talking about sex 0:04:55.560 --> 0:04:59.320 openly just because that's like what I like. I didn't. 0:04:59.600 --> 0:05:02.000 I didn't know I shouldn't like, you know. And then 0:05:02.040 --> 0:05:04.680 when I went on the show and openly talked about it, 0:05:04.680 --> 0:05:11.919 it was like, I'm not what they show you make no, 0:05:12.080 --> 0:05:14.640 and I'm gonna tell you I don't care. All of 0:05:14.680 --> 0:05:18.040 the rest of you bitches, uh specifically Ramona, Yes, I'm 0:05:18.080 --> 0:05:20.880 talking to you. What is wrong with you? Ma'am? And 0:05:21.000 --> 0:05:25.520 the other old hags. I don't know them because they 0:05:25.600 --> 0:05:27.560 just act like, wait, is she's the one that has 0:05:27.640 --> 0:05:31.560 Zaron fabrics? But no, that's Jill. She hasn't been on Okay. 0:05:31.720 --> 0:05:34.240 I started watching it in Mexico because it was just 0:05:34.279 --> 0:05:36.480 like all that they had on tax season one one 0:05:36.560 --> 0:05:38.920 or that's how I learned about They were talking about 0:05:38.960 --> 0:05:40.480 rails and ship like that, and I was like, oh 0:05:40.480 --> 0:05:43.080 my god, that's cocaine. But let me tell you, you 0:05:43.080 --> 0:05:46.040 can talk about that, but you can't talk about how 0:05:46.040 --> 0:05:49.240 crazy it is. They all like slut shame Leah Damn. 0:05:49.320 --> 0:05:52.080 Near the entire time that you're on multiple things. You 0:05:52.080 --> 0:05:54.719 could watch whatever season Lee is on the amount of 0:05:54.720 --> 0:05:57.760 slut shaming that's happening. Icronic, bro, because all of them 0:05:57.800 --> 0:06:01.160 don't suck the same white man exactly, Harry, why are 0:06:01.160 --> 0:06:04.040 you given they passed them around? Okay, wait, wait, wait, stop, 0:06:04.800 --> 0:06:08.320 let's pretend no one's ever heard Real Housewives. What were 0:06:08.360 --> 0:06:11.480 you talking about on the show? Every section? I mean, 0:06:11.640 --> 0:06:15.640 I think I talked about like like, uh, I don't 0:06:15.640 --> 0:06:17.840 know what did I say? Are you single when you're 0:06:17.880 --> 0:06:22.240 on the show. I've been. I've been single for a 0:06:22.279 --> 0:06:25.000 long time, so I would just openly talk about sex 0:06:25.000 --> 0:06:28.440 and talk about like, you know, I like a tongue 0:06:28.440 --> 0:06:30.640 in my ass every once in a while. What's the 0:06:30.720 --> 0:06:32.800 context of this? So they like having dinner, so maybe 0:06:32.839 --> 0:06:34.560 so maybe a couple of times it would be at 0:06:34.560 --> 0:06:40.600 a dinner dinner, but like, you don't understand what these 0:06:40.640 --> 0:06:44.480 women do. I mean they act crazy, they like have 0:06:44.640 --> 0:06:50.400 no prostitution. No, I don't even watch and I know 0:06:50.520 --> 0:06:54.240 that clip. No, but literally because you know she's even 0:06:54.240 --> 0:06:58.040 my outfits they like blood shame me for what were 0:06:58.080 --> 0:07:02.120 you having on? I mean a little scar measured tops 0:07:02.279 --> 0:07:05.200 literally like, so, where as I'm watching, I'm like, whoa 0:07:05.800 --> 0:07:08.440 the prudeness of so many women out here, like in 0:07:08.520 --> 0:07:11.600 New York. That and my tattoos. Remember how they were 0:07:11.640 --> 0:07:14.240 like acting so weird and out by my tattoos wouldn't 0:07:14.280 --> 0:07:16.960 even have that many. They were like they were like, 0:07:17.000 --> 0:07:20.640 we don't know people with tattoos. I swear to god. 0:07:21.240 --> 0:07:24.840 It was really weird watching it is insane. It's interesting 0:07:24.880 --> 0:07:30.600 because like you think about the franchises when as for cities, right, 0:07:30.680 --> 0:07:33.280 like when you think about like Beverly Hills, Like when 0:07:33.320 --> 0:07:36.120 I've watched in real house Beverly Hills, it makes me 0:07:36.160 --> 0:07:38.080 feel like what I thought it would be, you know 0:07:38.120 --> 0:07:39.360 what I'm saying, Like I get it. I'm like, oh 0:07:39.360 --> 0:07:42.360 my god, it's blitz, it's glam whatever. Cool. When I 0:07:42.400 --> 0:07:45.640 think about New York, I don't think that upity, to 0:07:45.720 --> 0:07:47.880 be totally honest, but maybe I'm living in like this 0:07:48.000 --> 0:07:51.320 different downtown. Say maybe I I do, because I would 0:07:51.320 --> 0:07:55.760 see it more like eclectic, like cool, like where's the downtown? 0:07:55.920 --> 0:07:59.240 Rich women like that like owned dope art, and like 0:07:59.360 --> 0:08:02.640 husbands are like sick art collectors and art dealers or whatever. 0:08:02.800 --> 0:08:05.320 Like hold you Andy, Whenning got all the most stuck 0:08:05.400 --> 0:08:10.800 up rich Andy, he got all the richest, prudish, most boring, toxic. 0:08:11.000 --> 0:08:13.000 I mean, don't get me wrong, and I do want 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:15.280 a little bit of a splash, But the Upper east 0:08:15.320 --> 0:08:21.400 Side they've been pretty entertaining throughout, you know what I mean. 0:08:22.400 --> 0:08:25.640 It's great mess. Yeah, we love a Caucasian man. It's 0:08:25.680 --> 0:08:29.240 a major when white people start fighting on TV. I'm like, 0:08:29.400 --> 0:08:32.000 this is so good. Are you guys looking at No? Wait, wait, 0:08:32.040 --> 0:08:35.600 do you know what's even better? When wrong? Oh my god. 0:08:35.960 --> 0:08:37.680 And because they film, I'm sure for a long time 0:08:37.920 --> 0:08:41.240 you just get to see the bitch go from really 0:08:41.360 --> 0:08:44.440 kind of sober insane to where she thinks she's sober insane, 0:08:44.440 --> 0:08:46.720 but she's not. So everyone the next day have to 0:08:46.720 --> 0:08:48.240 tell her what she did. But it's also on camera, 0:08:48.320 --> 0:08:51.720 so that you can't have from me. It's entertaining. I 0:08:51.760 --> 0:08:56.840 just want to just point out little franchise anyway. By 0:08:56.880 --> 0:08:58.440 the way, the same thing she did to you, I 0:08:58.520 --> 0:09:01.480 actually did to just sell Robin when they came onto 0:09:01.480 --> 0:09:03.839 our show. First off, I made Robin it was the 0:09:03.880 --> 0:09:06.280 wrong time because I knew she was gonna be late. Um, 0:09:06.440 --> 0:09:08.880 And then I said, than I really like you. But 0:09:08.920 --> 0:09:14.080 I mean that not everyone knows because bitch, at least 0:09:14.080 --> 0:09:17.439 I give context. So I'm obsessed with ninety Fiance, okay, 0:09:17.440 --> 0:09:21.320 because that is the greatest American television show of all time. Sure, 0:09:21.400 --> 0:09:23.520 Game of Thrones was great to wire whatever you never 0:09:23.520 --> 0:09:26.959 watched stick every time I looked on the goddamn time 0:09:28.720 --> 0:09:30.480 to admit that that's one of the best shows I've 0:09:30.480 --> 0:09:33.360 ever watched. What about Love after lock Up? I mean, 0:09:33.360 --> 0:09:35.920 you're not watching Love after lock Up? Tracy and Crack 0:09:36.040 --> 0:09:38.920 was pretty good because you know, when Crack goes on 0:09:38.920 --> 0:09:41.520 on a TV show, it's just really gold. It's wild. 0:09:41.600 --> 0:09:45.320 But also when you have fat white women going to Nigeria, 0:09:46.200 --> 0:09:48.640 that's pretty awesome too. That is just like the best. 0:09:48.800 --> 0:09:51.480 And why are they always fat? But one of them 0:09:51.520 --> 0:09:54.000 lost a lot of weight recently. Oh, Angela and Michael. 0:09:54.440 --> 0:09:58.839 Angela looks looking good, Hendy, She's like face but still 0:09:58.960 --> 0:10:01.800 like it's almost like they're scouted in hunting out for 0:10:01.840 --> 0:10:04.640 these women. Yeah, like nobody else wants you, so we'll 0:10:04.640 --> 0:10:07.560 take you with legos, Like what's going on? Pretty much? 0:10:07.760 --> 0:10:10.280 If you could have a spin off show, what would 0:10:10.280 --> 0:10:14.600 it be about? It would be about like mental health, 0:10:16.080 --> 0:10:22.600 life really mental health, spirituality, sex, positivity and like healing 0:10:22.800 --> 0:10:25.079 and like to see you and your daughter actually and 0:10:25.200 --> 0:10:27.360 we have but my daughters, so I know. Actually the 0:10:27.440 --> 0:10:29.760 show is me and my daughter that my daughter. It's 0:10:29.800 --> 0:10:33.040 like the best, but it's too good that I don't 0:10:33.080 --> 0:10:35.200 want to show any to anybody. And my daughter would 0:10:35.200 --> 0:10:39.640 never agree to it really no, damn. But I'm sure 0:10:39.679 --> 0:10:42.679 she's seen like during the years of you being on Rowny, 0:10:42.840 --> 0:10:46.199 like the ups and downs of reading comments, being visible 0:10:46.520 --> 0:10:48.439 like and and we'll talk about it too, but like 0:10:48.960 --> 0:10:52.600 and and ship even with this podcast, Um, she's filming 0:10:52.600 --> 0:10:56.480 a television show death in the family. You pretty much 0:10:56.640 --> 0:10:58.480 had to deal with the death of your family like 0:10:58.800 --> 0:11:02.960 in cameras. People were film mean about it, and I'm 0:11:03.160 --> 0:11:06.040 sorry it was awful, so horrible. I can only people 0:11:06.120 --> 0:11:08.440 got mad at me the week that my grandmother died 0:11:08.440 --> 0:11:12.719 about oh well, I wasn't contact like broth do you 0:11:12.760 --> 0:11:15.000 know how insane that is, Like the things that I 0:11:15.000 --> 0:11:18.480 had to worry about about other people's feelings about in 0:11:18.720 --> 0:11:22.800 the speed in which I told them, are you fucking bro? 0:11:23.000 --> 0:11:24.960 People were insane to me that week, And I really 0:11:25.000 --> 0:11:28.800 don't understand how like much of again robots, people can 0:11:28.800 --> 0:11:32.200 be when they're fucking filming. It made me lose faith 0:11:32.200 --> 0:11:35.640 in like humanity, the way people like treated me about 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:38.080 my grandmother dying, and like how I like, even if 0:11:38.080 --> 0:11:41.200 people you was filming with, they were questioning even if 0:11:41.240 --> 0:11:43.040 you were really sad or if you were really going 0:11:43.080 --> 0:11:45.360 through something, and it was like, are you kidding me? 0:11:45.960 --> 0:11:50.280 Like they were judging your grief, which was it was 0:11:50.280 --> 0:11:52.800 was wild. I mean they were just like, like, no 0:11:52.800 --> 0:11:56.200 one was really comforting me that much. Like I felt 0:11:56.240 --> 0:11:58.360 guilty about grief because like I wanted to go out 0:11:58.360 --> 0:12:00.720 to a club and I was like, but I just 0:12:00.800 --> 0:12:03.040 want to let go, that's really It wasn't like I 0:12:03.080 --> 0:12:04.840 didn't want to not be sad about my grandmother. I 0:12:04.840 --> 0:12:07.160 just want to get drunk and forget about it, you 0:12:07.200 --> 0:12:10.000 know what I'm saying. And I I like, I hate 0:12:10.040 --> 0:12:12.200 that we have to constantly wonder like if what we're 0:12:12.200 --> 0:12:15.959 doing is Okay, everybody's process is different. Everybody. I'm still grieving. 0:12:16.040 --> 0:12:18.280 I cry like all the time over my grandmother. Still 0:12:18.320 --> 0:12:21.440 the same. I just can't even believe she's gone. Still 0:12:21.679 --> 0:12:25.560 I hate it. I'm sorry, I just hate life without her. Okay, 0:12:25.679 --> 0:12:28.160 well we're gonna come anyway. Let's just let's talk about 0:12:28.160 --> 0:12:31.280 sex now. Mandy me Leia walks in. Everyone, Mandy goes, 0:12:31.360 --> 0:12:36.360 we're gonna get dart like your book. The book is dark, 0:12:36.600 --> 0:12:39.880 but I love it. It's getting it goes like this. 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:43.960 There's ways did you get to the sex positivity. I'm 0:12:44.040 --> 0:12:47.840 just getting to the part where you were talking about 0:12:48.120 --> 0:12:51.080 rob being so made but yeah, okay, so it literally 0:12:51.080 --> 0:12:53.400 says I still have two hours and something left. So 0:12:53.800 --> 0:12:57.360 I'm you're not there. Um, so let's go with the icebreaker, 0:12:57.480 --> 0:13:00.480 is um, I have two games for you today. The 0:13:00.520 --> 0:13:04.120 first one is this or that? Okay okay, so based 0:13:04.160 --> 0:13:06.400 on even just when I'm reading, I'm this is just 0:13:06.440 --> 0:13:09.079 giving some extra stout. The first one this or that 0:13:09.320 --> 0:13:14.800 money or love money? You just said love? Yeah, okay, 0:13:14.840 --> 0:13:21.160 I have love with my daughter. Okay, wow, what you want? 0:13:21.360 --> 0:13:23.679 We know you want to love with your emotional ass, bitch? 0:13:23.800 --> 0:13:26.280 I mean, I love my dog. She can't suck me 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:33.280 so well. I didn't say sex or you can still 0:13:33.280 --> 0:13:38.360 get fucked. I needn't give love. You say I need 0:13:38.360 --> 0:13:43.439 it Differently, You have casual sex and be like, it's 0:13:43.480 --> 0:13:46.120 not casual because I have feelings for him and then 0:13:46.160 --> 0:13:50.880 she makes it it's sorry. Okay, no, sorry, as long 0:13:50.920 --> 0:13:52.599 as she loves them, it's a relationship, you know what 0:13:52.679 --> 0:13:59.000 I mean. Shut up. I do my best, detach. I 0:13:59.000 --> 0:14:02.720 am trying my best to not get like two emotionally 0:14:02.760 --> 0:14:06.960 involved when I'm having sex. But my heart is inside 0:14:07.040 --> 0:14:10.280 of my biological it's evolution every time I get sucked 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:14.360 them in the heart. Okay, it's because like oxytosin is 0:14:14.400 --> 0:14:18.359 like being released and like I read, you'll never read scientifically, 0:14:18.400 --> 0:14:20.360 I know, but it's truth. The female brain. You have 0:14:20.440 --> 0:14:22.320 to read the female brain. It literally talks about like 0:14:22.320 --> 0:14:24.520 why sex is just so much different for us than men. 0:14:24.720 --> 0:14:27.320 I thought, like, like I tried to be like a 0:14:27.360 --> 0:14:29.640 man for so many years. I think I am, I 0:14:29.720 --> 0:14:31.760 might have a different You're different. I think I was 0:14:31.800 --> 0:14:34.200 born to wordest say anymore. But I don't even know 0:14:34.400 --> 0:14:43.480 if I Mandie can't say right, I think we can't 0:14:43.480 --> 0:14:47.160 say anymore. H word. Yeah, I think that's what I 0:14:47.200 --> 0:14:51.080 was born. I don't even know what that is. I think, 0:14:50.680 --> 0:14:55.720 why you say that, Mandy, I thought you were our word. 0:14:56.960 --> 0:15:01.120 You can't. I think we can't say a date. But 0:15:01.160 --> 0:15:04.960 that's the man I say, out of all the problematic things, less, 0:15:05.040 --> 0:15:08.440 this is like what's happening every all the problematic she 0:15:08.480 --> 0:15:12.000 ever said you that was the one when you born 0:15:12.040 --> 0:15:15.200 with wet to beg you to stop saying and you 0:15:15.320 --> 0:15:18.040 were scared to say just said to believe it because 0:15:18.040 --> 0:15:21.320 you just said, I'll go my god. I still say 0:15:21.400 --> 0:15:25.680 with my friends in privacy, yeah, I can stop saying, 0:15:25.720 --> 0:15:27.960 what do you say? I feel like little people. I 0:15:27.960 --> 0:15:30.520 feel like they wouldn't care. And I feel like little people, Well, 0:15:30.560 --> 0:15:32.400 guests are the little people. I feel like they're not 0:15:32.440 --> 0:15:34.200 the ones who are being like, don't call us that. 0:15:34.280 --> 0:15:36.240 It's like other people who are like, don't call them 0:15:36.240 --> 0:15:40.800 that little They were Dwarf's weird. It's giving smurf. It's 0:15:40.920 --> 0:15:45.560 just weird, but don't it should be giving spur but 0:15:46.320 --> 0:15:48.280 like and it's just like I don't want to think 0:15:48.320 --> 0:15:52.760 of a fucking children's book, Like don't want to think 0:15:52.760 --> 0:15:57.840 about a little mom? Are we okay? Moving on moving 0:15:57.880 --> 0:16:03.560 on sex stuff mission is or back shots? Um? Back shots? 0:16:03.920 --> 0:16:06.120 Back shots? Really do you haven't? As she said, money 0:16:06.120 --> 0:16:10.200 your love? She said back slots? That I think just 0:16:10.280 --> 0:16:12.120 because like I saw, I have to look at us 0:16:14.240 --> 0:16:20.480 giving real casuals. Okay, giving head or receiving head receiving okay? Um. 0:16:20.560 --> 0:16:23.880 And last one because this is the black ass motherfucking podcast, 0:16:24.320 --> 0:16:28.560 Real Houselives of Potomach or Real Houselives of Atlanta Stoa. Okay, yeah, 0:16:28.720 --> 0:16:31.560 I'm not mad, especially because Atlanta has off a little bit. 0:16:31.600 --> 0:16:34.880 I love p Stomach me too. Do you know this 0:16:34.880 --> 0:16:37.720 girl didn't even do research for that? What do you mean? 0:16:38.320 --> 0:16:40.720 I loved watching it? I mean because that's the thing though, 0:16:41.080 --> 0:16:46.440 an amazing show. It's Kansas and Mia and Giselle and 0:16:45.080 --> 0:16:52.000 the Grand Dome and the Karen. That's the way she's amazing. 0:16:52.080 --> 0:16:55.360 Not calling her a wig, you're not calling it. I 0:16:55.360 --> 0:16:59.160 didn't call her the wig, I said, is that company? 0:16:59.240 --> 0:17:02.960 It's way better than she made. Money's It's like when 0:17:02.960 --> 0:17:06.320 they all get on there a little like a little crunchy, 0:17:06.640 --> 0:17:08.840 and then as they start getting the Bravo checks, they 0:17:08.840 --> 0:17:13.080 all get new houses and wigs. Oh that's right. And 0:17:13.160 --> 0:17:15.600 Robin was telling us when we were interviewing her about 0:17:15.680 --> 0:17:17.639 like how you know her car even she was like, 0:17:17.840 --> 0:17:19.320 you know, I never felt like I had to like 0:17:19.640 --> 0:17:23.800 get all this extra fancy ship, which I appreciate. Research. 0:17:24.240 --> 0:17:28.080 The reason I don't dive into watching a show before 0:17:28.160 --> 0:17:31.480 someone comes on is because we have hundreds of thousand 0:17:31.520 --> 0:17:33.600 people that listen. They're not all watching Real Housewives in 0:17:33.600 --> 0:17:35.720 New York. I don't want to like sit there and 0:17:35.760 --> 0:17:39.000 be the person that they're probably watching one of the 0:17:39.040 --> 0:17:42.399 Real housewives. Ranis, yeah, like you have the experience in it. 0:17:42.440 --> 0:17:45.000 But like, girl, I hold you. My whole Twitter timeline 0:17:45.240 --> 0:17:48.600 is Real Housewives, all the ship, all the tea, all 0:17:48.600 --> 0:17:53.199 the I love it. I'm obsessed. Oh I didn't know this. 0:17:53.880 --> 0:17:57.439 I'm real. I'm even shut the five out right now 0:17:58.800 --> 0:18:02.040 to lose her mind all else, like literally, and I 0:18:02.119 --> 0:18:04.320 just had I had this conversation too, Like my ex 0:18:04.359 --> 0:18:08.320 felt away because he didn't like any reality TV. So 0:18:08.359 --> 0:18:10.040 of course I'm not gonna cheat on you and find 0:18:10.040 --> 0:18:12.600 a man who's into reality TV. So I started spending 0:18:12.600 --> 0:18:14.280 a lot of time with a sante at his house 0:18:14.680 --> 0:18:16.960 talking about all the real the real house my stuff, 0:18:16.960 --> 0:18:19.240 and he even felt away about my relationship with a sante. 0:18:19.440 --> 0:18:23.000 I said, you don't understand my gay homeboy, also a podcaster, 0:18:23.280 --> 0:18:26.600 but he's in Fast for your house Lives conversation. You know, 0:18:27.280 --> 0:18:29.400 yes you're gay. That's where we connected. Damn, I didn't 0:18:29.440 --> 0:18:33.600 want to cheat anyway. Let's get into lehisms or bitch 0:18:33.680 --> 0:18:36.440 is ums, whatever you want to call them. This one. 0:18:36.480 --> 0:18:40.080 Actually you and Wheezy have a very similar take on. 0:18:41.480 --> 0:18:46.560 Lena says, quote unquote, good dick will imprison you, and 0:18:46.600 --> 0:18:49.360 only you can let yourself out. Yep, the dick can't 0:18:49.400 --> 0:18:52.760 let you out. Make good sometimes dick that starts off 0:18:52.760 --> 0:18:55.000 really good. Have you ever had dick that good and 0:18:55.000 --> 0:18:57.080 then it fell off? I mean, yeah, but I'm not 0:18:57.119 --> 0:19:00.080 talking about That's not what that bitch is. Dick that 0:19:00.280 --> 0:19:03.040 ditches him is about good dick that continues to be 0:19:03.160 --> 0:19:04.840 good to the point where you don't know what the 0:19:04.880 --> 0:19:07.159 fund to do because you don't even want anything to 0:19:07.160 --> 0:19:09.240 do with the guy that's attached to it. But the 0:19:09.320 --> 0:19:12.120 dick is so good that you can't stop. Oh my god, 0:19:12.240 --> 0:19:14.840 it's giving hospital dick. But here's the thing too, write 0:19:15.280 --> 0:19:17.520 that is to me man hantality and a lot of 0:19:17.560 --> 0:19:19.879 men don't think that women can just want you for 0:19:19.960 --> 0:19:21.919 your dick. We don't want to be with you like 0:19:22.119 --> 0:19:25.919 I don't. But on this show and we with her 0:19:25.960 --> 0:19:28.160 emotional ask swore I wanted to be with him. I'm 0:19:28.200 --> 0:19:31.040 just like, no, it's just the dick. Okay, it would 0:19:31.080 --> 0:19:34.040 be fair. This is what happens to me. You may 0:19:34.040 --> 0:19:35.600 want to take the dick away from the man. I 0:19:35.640 --> 0:19:37.439 just want to help the man be the man that 0:19:37.480 --> 0:19:40.359 I want him to do. Okay, illusion you know what 0:19:40.400 --> 0:19:42.760 I'm saying. Like I wanted to give this good job, 0:19:42.960 --> 0:19:44.639 like I was trying to help him figure out what 0:19:44.640 --> 0:19:47.520 a Pyco score is, Like I needed him to excel 0:19:47.560 --> 0:19:49.040 in life. But then she wouldn't have been on the 0:19:49.080 --> 0:19:50.879 pod that the reason why she wouldn't date him is 0:19:50.920 --> 0:19:52.399 just because he was broken, because I thought I was 0:19:52.440 --> 0:19:54.000 gonna be with him at some point I was like, damn, 0:19:54.040 --> 0:19:57.960 I know he's gonna listen, but it now. Yeah, she literally, 0:19:58.000 --> 0:19:59.560 I'm gonna tell you now we have to bleep out 0:19:59.560 --> 0:20:01.760 every time said she wouldn't dat you because you were broke. 0:20:02.400 --> 0:20:06.360 He banned me from a bar bro That is the problem. 0:20:06.440 --> 0:20:08.600 But that's also how you know, we never told y'all 0:20:09.080 --> 0:20:12.720 a bartender but broke Thick is so good sometimes too, 0:20:12.760 --> 0:20:16.119 and that sucks. But it is embarrassed that she was 0:20:16.160 --> 0:20:18.840 in love with a bartender. I will embarrassed that I 0:20:18.840 --> 0:20:20.360 was in love with Barten. You never wanted to say 0:20:20.359 --> 0:20:22.679 he was a bartender because I didn't want people to 0:20:22.800 --> 0:20:25.800 know his job. I would never embarrassing the bartender. I 0:20:25.920 --> 0:20:33.760 was a broke bartender. I was never married from the bar. 0:20:33.880 --> 0:20:36.240 Bro I can't believe you banned you from the bar. 0:20:36.440 --> 0:20:42.320 That motherfucker. All right, okay, you want that fucking bar, 0:20:43.920 --> 0:20:47.679 that barine in the Lower east Side. No, we're not 0:20:47.680 --> 0:20:51.359 going to get anyway. What I was gonna say was 0:20:51.440 --> 0:20:54.400 it wasn't that he was a broke bartender. He just 0:20:54.520 --> 0:20:56.920 didn't want to make any more money. He didn't really 0:20:56.920 --> 0:20:59.000 give a fun up. He was just had no ambition. 0:20:59.560 --> 0:21:03.399 That was really difficult. Um. And also so were the 0:21:03.440 --> 0:21:07.760 three or four roommates. Nobody with three roommates. You never 0:21:07.800 --> 0:21:11.880 had this dick LEO would you date somebody with three roommates? No? One? 0:21:11.920 --> 0:21:18.040 Not a different part of thank You's, But like listen, 0:21:18.440 --> 0:21:21.159 I had to dick in my own home first. And 0:21:21.200 --> 0:21:24.000 I'm telling you right now, you have no idea what 0:21:24.080 --> 0:21:26.400 you'd be willing to do until you get sucked that right, 0:21:26.960 --> 0:21:29.160 I mean, I guess it was so hot and like 0:21:29.680 --> 0:21:31.560 I don't know if he was so hot, and like 0:21:31.600 --> 0:21:35.000 I was so attractively. I'm one house though, so he 0:21:35.040 --> 0:21:37.640 could always just woke you at your home, right, so 0:21:37.920 --> 0:21:42.640 so you would day maybe he was hot, I haven't. 0:21:43.440 --> 0:21:45.720 And his dick was amazing and we had it wasn't 0:21:45.720 --> 0:21:48.199 even if dick was amazing. We had amazing set and 0:21:48.240 --> 0:21:50.760 you had a good chemistry. Yes, even we were mad 0:21:50.800 --> 0:21:53.600