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Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

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Speaker 3: We want to send you off InStyle. We want to

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Speaker 3: welcome you back home. Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 1: Porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 5: Ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need.

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Speaker 5: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 5: This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: And this is Karen Colgareff.

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Speaker 5: We are all in different locations, different states, different cities.

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Speaker 1: We're representing every slice of America.

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Speaker 5: A large at least, the Pacific Northwest, the western edge

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Speaker 5: of the Midwest, and in California has its own Yes,

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Speaker 5: the coast, this history, Yes.

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Speaker 1: The dust bowl is represented. All serial killers are represented. Nature,

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Speaker 1: the best of nature, the worst of nature all represented.

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Speaker 5: You really, we are covering all the areas that you

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Speaker 5: really need to see in America. Oh, that's going to

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Speaker 5: make a bunch of people mad. I'll take it back

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Speaker 5: because of.

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Speaker 1: What we leave out. Yeah, yeah, I hear it's he

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Speaker 1: Devil's tombstone.

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Speaker 5: Yeah we left Oh.

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Speaker 1: We left out the upper Peninsula in Michigan and the

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Speaker 1: very beautiful mountain ranges.

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Speaker 5: I'm sure that are in North Carolina.

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Speaker 1: Oh, can you imagine? Yeah, and just gone. We left

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Speaker 1: him out.

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Speaker 5: We neglected those gorgees that are in the upper part

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Speaker 5: of New York State.

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Speaker 1: How about any part of Maine. To leave any part

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Speaker 1: out is a mistake, it is, and we did it. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: It was careless of me and reckless. Hey, I started it.

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Speaker 5: Stephen is in Oregon in a trailer. Yes, he's in

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Speaker 5: a classic trailer.

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Speaker 4: Classic RV camper style situation. I've got air conditioning, i

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Speaker 4: have a kitchen, a bathroom.

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Speaker 1: It's a college boys dream.

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Speaker 5: In your camper.

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Speaker 4: I'm stealing the Wi Fi from my mom's house next door.

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Speaker 5: Wow, that's a risky move. That's two walls.

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Speaker 1: Steven your three quarters. The Way of being Woody Harrelson

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Speaker 1: in the Great John Cusick film twenty twelve.

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Speaker 5: Hell, oh, it is an enjoyable film. I can't believe

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Speaker 5: you've seen that film. I've seen it recently.

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Speaker 1: I've gone through a spate of watching disaster films. Yes,

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Speaker 1: and yeah. Woody Harrelson does a radio show from the

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Speaker 1: Caldera in uh, you sent Yellowstone and then it explodes

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sure now I remember the movie. That was

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Speaker 5: one of his best character workings.

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Speaker 1: It was an incredible character of a conspiracy theorist, edge

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's and loves it as it's happening. He

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Speaker 5: feels so privileged the way would for it. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 5: he loved it.

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Speaker 1: If a bear attack.

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Speaker 5: Too, Yeah, it's a privilege. It used to be a fear,

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Speaker 5: and I talk about it a lot, but I'd like

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Speaker 5: over me and I will accept that the bear chose me. Yes,

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Speaker 5: but I also have spent too much time in Montana,

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Speaker 5: and I don't know that I took your advice. I'm

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Speaker 5: definitely staying all month. Great, but I have nothing to

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it really is. And I have done the most

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Speaker 5: Like oh, I declare, And I'd throw my hand back

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Speaker 1: Yes, your camping scar you're camping scarf. I'd say, Oh,

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Speaker 5: And they would yeah, they are, they are apex predators.

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Speaker 1: It's like a great white shark on land, totally step

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Speaker 5: I went up to the lake and my friend Ross's

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Speaker 5: sister said, you should come see our cabin and their

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Speaker 5: and cabins were all Trump flags. Of course. Oh it's

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Speaker 5: kind of lake behavior. I feel like a lot of

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Speaker 5: these people don't take it home with them. It's it's true,

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Speaker 5: let's fly a flag on our boat, but we'll stay

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Speaker 5: quiet in liberal Missula. So they get to let their

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Speaker 1: They get to let their dictator flags fly. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 5: like how big? They were? Huge and clear? Oh, each

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Speaker 1: No. They could do hand eye coordination. They know how

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Speaker 1: times I've told you the story, I'd say four. But

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Speaker 1: one time we were up in the redwoods, like Avenue

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Speaker 1: So would that be there, I don't. Anyway, there's a

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Speaker 5: Yeah, get away. It's so scary, and they move so slow.

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Speaker 5: to pettit, I will become a lightning fast circus bear.

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Speaker 5: And you don't have a top hat and a whip.

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Speaker 1: It will not a cycle towards you at speeds you

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Speaker 5: Yeah, even the experts at Barnum and Bailey wouldn't know

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Speaker 1: I want to see those pictures of how big that

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Speaker 1: those bears were on a fuck? Could you imagine a

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Speaker 5: I'll get front yard bear. I will make them send

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Speaker 1: Video and then have your dad do a painting of it.

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Speaker 1: Chris was just showing me more Jim Fairbanks paintings. He's

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Speaker 1: in a different room this time. People loved that episode,

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Speaker 5: Not at all. They stood in silence with their arms crossed.

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Speaker 5: I'm friends with Lucy, and I managed to slide those

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Speaker 1: Did you figure it out?

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Speaker 5: Now, you described a I believe in I Sauclese. That

440
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:30,119
Speaker 5: sounds like or no, that's say I don't know, I

441
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:33,800
Speaker 5: don't I'm saying it's a forty five degree acute triangle.

442
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:39,360
Speaker 5: I believe, Yeah, two acute, one obtuse, which is.

443
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:41,960
Speaker 1: Actually the accurate to our personalities on this show.

444
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:47,119
Speaker 5: How am I being obtuse which one bam we go

445
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:51,080
Speaker 5: right into that Shoshanks scene.

446
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:55,320
Speaker 1: All right, cool, I like that. I like that in

447
00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:59,120
Speaker 1: a pandemic, in a COVID nineteen era of this new

448
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:02,080
Speaker 1: reality that's very difficult sometimes to even be a part of.

449
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:05,520
Speaker 1: We can all go to our separate corners. We can

450
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:08,560
Speaker 1: all go find go be with our families, get away,

451
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:11,560
Speaker 1: get out of town, and we can still throughout all

452
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:11,880
Speaker 1: of it.

453
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:16,480
Speaker 5: Podcast it is not beautiful, thank god. Yeah, I guess.

454
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:19,239
Speaker 5: And I'm doing these little cameo videos for people and

455
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,919
Speaker 5: it brings me. You're right, I don't need to be

456
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,359
Speaker 5: on Twitter. I'm going to get off too, or just

457
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:26,400
Speaker 5: not look at it. I don't have to log off.

458
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:29,520
Speaker 1: No, I haven't like deleted my account or anything. It's

459
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:31,800
Speaker 1: just like taking a bit of a cleanse, I think.

460
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:34,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it makes sense. It makes sense for summer.

461
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:35,600
Speaker 1: It's still summertime.

462
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:40,520
Speaker 5: What are you doing that summery?

463
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:42,400
Speaker 1: Well, it's been crazy hot.

464
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,040
Speaker 5: I don't know if you've seen in the news why

465
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:45,360
Speaker 5: I delayed coming back.

466
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:48,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like one hundred and six one day and

467
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,040
Speaker 1: my phone said one hundred and six feels like one

468
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:53,480
Speaker 1: hundred and eight because it was humid, so it's been

469
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:58,240
Speaker 1: very like straight up tropical weird. Yeah, so I do.

470
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Speaker 1: I have a lot of systems place throughout my day

471
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:03,560
Speaker 1: because we still have lots of kind of business stuff

472
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:05,400
Speaker 1: we have to do all the time. Yeah, so there's

473
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:08,320
Speaker 1: lots of work, which is good. And then at a

474
00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:11,439
Speaker 1: certain point every day, I know when I'm done, I

475
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:13,960
Speaker 1: just walk straight into the pool and I just spend

476
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,600
Speaker 1: an hour. So I've been doing that a lot, just

477
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:22,240
Speaker 1: because it's so soothing and so nice in this crazy weather,

478
00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:26,000
Speaker 1: just to be able to kind of get out there.

479
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:28,760
Speaker 5: And do you ever walk march towards your pool like

480
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:31,800
Speaker 5: one of those gun routines where you stop and immediately

481
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:34,719
Speaker 5: spin and then do it backwards nasty plunge into it.

482
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,640
Speaker 1: Yes, And I take a bunch of iced tea into.

483
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:40,679
Speaker 5: The pool with me, and that always bothered me. I

484
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:44,440
Speaker 5: know it was yourself the glass, but.

485
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Speaker 1: You know, it's so funny, it's so hot. I mean, sorry,

486
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:48,760
Speaker 1: I think most I've bragged about having a pool before,

487
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:50,080
Speaker 1: and I do apologize to a.

488
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:51,199
Speaker 5: Lot of people have pools.

489
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Speaker 1: Karen, No, I know it's not I I'm not saying

490
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:57,320
Speaker 1: I'm better than everybody. I'm saying I'm better than you guys.

491
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Speaker 5: But anyway, Okay, your old house was a piece of

492
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:03,119
Speaker 5: shit and it had a pool. It was a piece

493
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:07,600
Speaker 5: of See haven't I made things better with that insult?

494
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:12,160
Speaker 1: Yes, thank you. You really let me off the hook. So,

495
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:15,479
Speaker 1: but it's been so hot that algae is growing in

496
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:15,959
Speaker 1: the pool.

497
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:16,639
Speaker 5: Oh wow.

498
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,600
Speaker 1: So when my pool guy came, I was just like,

499
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:22,640
Speaker 1: I don't know what I did. Literally the because it's

500
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:25,000
Speaker 1: like a pool that hasn't like a hot tub. They

501
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:27,080
Speaker 1: built it along with the pool. It's all one thing

502
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 1: kind of and it turned dark green like a pond

503
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,280
Speaker 1: in one day. And I was like, I don't know

504
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,520
Speaker 1: what I did. I'm so embarrassed because it's like I

505
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:36,919
Speaker 1: want to go. I'm not peeing in the pool, like

506
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:40,280
Speaker 1: I'm so defensive about it. And he just started laught.

507
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,560
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, no, this happened. It's too hot, Like

508
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:46,880
Speaker 1: it's all like all this, you know, the environmental situation.

509
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:49,760
Speaker 5: And then he walked away under his breast saying pool pisser.

510
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:53,240
Speaker 1: I walked a waving like I have to get away

511
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:56,400
Speaker 1: from this job. I have to stop having to work here.

512
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:59,159
Speaker 5: Yeah, it has been like even when it's in the

513
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:02,199
Speaker 5: nineties here and there's all these skate parks around. I've

514
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:04,600
Speaker 5: been skating with my friends, and it is so dry

515
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:08,680
Speaker 5: that I don't realize how hot it is and how

516
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:11,640
Speaker 5: humid it is at home. And that's why I've had

517
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:13,480
Speaker 5: black mold in my kitchen.

518
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:15,639
Speaker 1: And oh, that's very bad for you.

519
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:19,840
Speaker 5: There's a lot that I don't miss right now. Yeah,

520
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:21,240
Speaker 5: and I'm having the best time.

521
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,280
Speaker 1: I really be careful with that black mold in your

522
00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:24,600
Speaker 1: kitchen because.

523
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:26,840
Speaker 5: I moved out of that place. That's Nate Craig's kitchen.

524
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 1: Oh good, Oh good, good, guys, Zazi actually affects you.

525
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 5: Why do I call the bath it's the bathroom where

526
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 5: the mold was. Sometimes I cook, I ate burritos, will

527
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:38,920
Speaker 5: I shower, and I forget what the room I'm in.

528
00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:43,240
Speaker 1: Both are very humid, both have a toilet. I can't

529
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:48,879
Speaker 1: tell the toy the kitchen from the bathroom horrible, but

530
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:53,840
Speaker 1: they I When I sold my old house just recently,

531
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:57,159
Speaker 1: I found out that there was black mold in the kitchen,

532
00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:00,800
Speaker 1: in the TV room closet where I used to keep

533
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:03,240
Speaker 1: like this, sleeping bags and the games and stuff like that.

534
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:06,240
Speaker 1: It was kind of like a you know, multi use

535
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:10,119
Speaker 1: closet or whatever. But I found out on their inspection

536
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,360
Speaker 1: that there was black mold in there, which I was like, oh,

537
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:16,200
Speaker 1: because after like in two thousand and eight or whatever,

538
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:19,480
Speaker 1: when I left a very stressful, terrible job, I went

539
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:21,159
Speaker 1: and laid on that couch and I didn't get up

540
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:23,600
Speaker 1: for nine months, and I thought, I was like, oh,

541
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,360
Speaker 1: I think I have clinical depression, And now I think

542
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,800
Speaker 1: I was being poisoned by the black mold in the closet,

543
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:30,080
Speaker 1: which was two feet away.

544
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:33,000
Speaker 5: It's the only because I've seen mold that is black

545
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,919
Speaker 5: in color, but black mold has to be a specific

546
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:40,480
Speaker 5: type of noxious or yes, toxic, yeah, noxious as a weed.

547
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:44,240
Speaker 5: The most I had in my bathroom was very dark

548
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 5: and seemed black, but it probably wasn't black mold. Although

549
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:50,840
Speaker 5: Nate and I all we did all day is sneeze

550
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:56,000
Speaker 5: loudly ew, just two dudes scream sneezing, And since I

551
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:59,239
Speaker 5: moved Taco Park, I wunt sneeze all night and all

552
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:00,920
Speaker 5: day and threw my sleep anymore.

553
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,000
Speaker 1: You must have been allergic to like the bush, the

554
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 1: bush right outside your window or something.

555
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:07,440
Speaker 5: Goddamn shrubberies, mostly cactie.

556
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:12,879
Speaker 1: Cactie. You're super allergic to cactuses.

557
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 5: Just yeah, the dryness, the knee. Just the needles if

558
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:20,639
Speaker 5: I get the needles in my face or on my eyes. Oh,

559
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:24,200
Speaker 5: the sneezing, oh god, and the bleeding because it's neat.

560
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,840
Speaker 1: I told you about the time at the dog park

561
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 1: where it was right I had just gotten Frank. He's

562
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 1: the little one.

563
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:35,439
Speaker 5: Sure's you've never got swiveled over to a dog before.

564
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 1: Look at there. He it's Frank.

565
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,320
Speaker 5: Hey, Frank, can you hear me? Frank?

566
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:43,240
Speaker 1: So from one time Frank at the dog park ran

567
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:45,280
Speaker 1: up the hill. So the dog park was almost like

568
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:48,600
Speaker 1: a football stadium where there was the flat part and

569
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,880
Speaker 1: then it went up on every side, and the Hollywood

570
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 1: sign was right above us. It was it's that dog park.

571
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:59,760
Speaker 1: And he went straight up one of the one side

572
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:02,240
Speaker 1: of it. And George used to go up all the time,

573
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:05,240
Speaker 1: run around and come back just fine. Frank wouldn't come

574
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:07,200
Speaker 1: back this one day, and I kept sending George back

575
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 1: up to get and go. You better go get that dog,

576
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,960
Speaker 1: and then she'd turn and run back up the bill. Well,

577
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 1: it turned out these these hikers that were up top

578
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 1: were closer to him than I was, because he was

579
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 1: almost to the street to the ridge of it. Uh huh.

580
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:24,080
Speaker 1: He had walked through a patch of cactuses and he

581
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:27,720
Speaker 1: was covered in cactus needles. So that's why he wasn't

582
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:30,440
Speaker 1: moving is because he had cactus needles from like his

583
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:34,240
Speaker 1: front legs back. He looked like a little cactus himself.

584
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 1: They were like, oh that long. It was really bad.

585
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 1: I had to sit there and pick out cactus needles

586
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 1: all night.

587
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:43,000
Speaker 5: Oh and I've I've just bumped into a cactus where

588
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 5: a couple are they quills? It's a portant needles. But

589
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 5: they there's like poisoning them. They are so painful. They

590
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:56,120
Speaker 5: and they leave painful serum, pain causing serums.

591
00:29:56,480 --> 00:30:00,080
Speaker 1: But if you get them in your face.

592
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:05,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, under the eye, amazing, amazing. It's like a vampire

593
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 5: facial from the desert.

594
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:09,920
Speaker 1: A desert vampire facial.

595
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:12,480
Speaker 5: And that you described to me once. I don't know

596
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 5: if you got one, but you just knew about them.

597
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 5: Where they take your blood or someone's blood, maybe a

598
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:22,200
Speaker 5: baby's platelets, poke your face and then massage blood in

599
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:23,280
Speaker 5: your face. Am I wrong?

600
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:24,800
Speaker 2: Uh?

601
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 1: I don't know if that exists. If it does exist,

602
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:30,800
Speaker 1: I assure you baby platelets are not involved. That's some

603
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 1: kind of quanon thing.

604
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:35,000
Speaker 5: That's yeah, that's not the r knee surgery. Okay, gotcha.

605
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 1: But I got microdermabrasion one time, and it is called

606
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:44,080
Speaker 1: the vampire the vampire facial okay, where the thing that

607
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 1: they they scrub your face with is five prongs of

608
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:52,400
Speaker 1: tiny needles. And what they're doing is they just basically

609
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 1: wreck the top layer of skin, like they scratch it

610
00:30:56,600 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 1: up so bad, and so you have a super red face.

611
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,760
Speaker 1: Blood comes up, for sure, I think I've sent you

612
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:05,320
Speaker 1: that picture. Your face is covered with blood. And then

613
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:08,000
Speaker 1: when they wipe all that away, your face is super red.

614
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,680
Speaker 1: And then when it heals, like in a couple of days,

615
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:12,800
Speaker 1: it's not that red anymore, like a week. But then

616
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 1: your body sends collagen too your face to repair all

617
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:20,640
Speaker 1: of that damage, right, and then you get this influx

618
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:23,560
Speaker 1: of like basically new baby baby skin. That's where the

619
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 1: baby part comes out. Yeah, yeah, all of.

620
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:28,240
Speaker 5: That like where you confuse your body and oh you

621
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 5: want to get ripped, you got to confuse and tear

622
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,360
Speaker 5: your muscles to hear the muscles in half. Yeah, and

623
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:35,360
Speaker 5: no one's going to think I'm a real man after this.

624
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 5: But is that is it a jade roller with little

625
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:39,160
Speaker 5: needles on it.

626
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 1: No, that's like you mean that thing I just described you.

627
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:46,479
Speaker 5: If I did it to my face hard enough and

628
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 5: there was blood, I think I've done it to my

629
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:50,640
Speaker 5: face and then you just put sierram in.

630
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, except for you shouldn't have your own at home.

631
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 1: That would be I think only doctors should do that

632
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 1: one on you.

633
00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:00,160
Speaker 5: I don't you know what. I don't think doctors are

634
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:06,640
Speaker 5: that much more talented than me, especially skin doctors, dermatologist

635
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:12,400
Speaker 5: like you wish. Yeah, you might as well be a dentist. Oh,

636
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:15,680
Speaker 5: so many offended people. You know, I'm kidding. I rely

637
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 5: on you.

638
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:19,400
Speaker 1: Stop it. You know we're joking. There it is, I

639
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:22,400
Speaker 1: got you. Here's the picture, sending it to both of

640
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:25,680
Speaker 1: you right now. This is me and the elevator after

641
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:28,400
Speaker 1: I got Oh there it is. No. This is me

642
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:33,960
Speaker 1: on the table when I got my vampire facial Stephen Chris.

643
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:36,480
Speaker 5: And it's they do not rub. They do not they

644
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 5: don't rub blood into those abrasions.

645
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 1: Oop, Stephen Clerky. That's my cousin, Stephen. I'm not sending

646
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 1: it to him.

647
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 5: Maybe got it for no reason.

648
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 1: It's like, are you okay? And fair Banks? There you

649
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:52,320
Speaker 1: go and you know what, I'm gonna also Senate, so

650
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:56,160
Speaker 1: I also send it to Margaret Joe. Okay, she came

651
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:56,520
Speaker 1: up too.

652
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 5: I'm going to forward all of this to benefit.

653
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:09,240
Speaker 4: Oh I remember this, I remember you showing Georgia, and I.

654
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:08,960
Speaker 1: Of course I send it to Steve in the second

655
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 1: it happens.

656
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 5: Because this is your face. You have a beard of blood,

657
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 5: and it's one of the best pictures I've seen.

658
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's such a good picture of me. Really,

659
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:22,040
Speaker 1: it's one of the better ones I've ever seen.

660
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like you have a bunch of I want

661
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:30,080
Speaker 5: to I'm like a lady from the sixties. Rouge what

662
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:33,640
Speaker 5: do you call? It looks like a rouge just put

663
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 5: on like a raccoon, did makeup on your face.

664
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:38,480
Speaker 1: With as little like I got drunk, and then put

665
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:41,520
Speaker 1: a bunch of blush on my lower cheeks, not my upper,

666
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 1: my chin and lower cheeks. And also this was after

667
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 1: he wiped the blood off, so that your hair is

668
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:48,240
Speaker 1: all cool.

669
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 5: It looks like you had a blowout.

670
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 1: I mean that's and I'm wearing some big diamond earrings

671
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 1: that make me look rich, but they're actually from CVS.

672
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:57,800
Speaker 1: You guys, we're going to post this picture.

673
00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 5: It's yeah, I approve. Yeah, rid picture.

674
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 1: Now let's just do a quick Chris hair check in

675
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:07,200
Speaker 1: because I feel like, now it's I don't know if

676
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,640
Speaker 1: you cut it, but it's now shaped really well.

677
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 5: It is. It's because I put in some some conditioner,

678
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:16,920
Speaker 5: leave in stuff that makes it that says, hey, you

679
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:18,160
Speaker 5: want curls. Put this in.

680
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 1: Oh it looks good.

681
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:23,040
Speaker 5: It is not, yeah, it but it is huge. Yeah.

682
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 5: I have shots from this weekend where it's offensive. It

683
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:28,879
Speaker 5: just is is eraser head.

684
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:32,239
Speaker 1: Now do you have skateboard friends in Missoula? Oh?

685
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, my best of skateboard friends, the ones that

686
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:38,319
Speaker 5: are nice to me while we do it together. They

687
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:41,040
Speaker 5: don't act too cool. They cheer me on as I

688
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:43,880
Speaker 5: slowly try and do what I used to be able

689
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:44,239
Speaker 5: to do.

690
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 1: Nice.

691
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, so they like the hair. The skateboard all look

692
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:50,359
Speaker 5: like we've been living under a rock.

693
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:50,959
Speaker 1: Oh okay.

694
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 5: My buddy Justin Grew's hair it is down past his

695
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:59,440
Speaker 5: shoulders and he wears Andre Agassy Headman's Yes, and it's

696
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 5: funny because my other friend Kurt always has long hair

697
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 5: like he's been living in the woods, and he has

698
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 5: a nice clean haircut. I think this quarantine is just

699
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 5: making everyone do the opposite of what their hair does.

700
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 1: I think it's a time to explore. Yeah. Me, for example,

701
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 1: I have been exploring trying to smell as disgusting as possible.

702
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 1: If I haven't warned the odorant for six months in

703
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,399
Speaker 1: a row. There's been a couple days where I've thrown

704
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 1: on some toms of Maine, almost as a gesture like, oh,

705
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:29,960
Speaker 1: if one person is coming over, that is.

706
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:33,040
Speaker 5: Just enhances bo It's like adding a spice to your

707
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:36,000
Speaker 5: body odor toms of ma. I have some that is

708
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:38,880
Speaker 5: I don't know how. I just grabbed it at a

709
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 5: natural food store, but it is paturely. Ugh it is,

710
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:45,359
Speaker 5: and I've been using it. It's like, hey, no one's

711
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,960
Speaker 5: around to judge my pits.

712
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 1: True and Patulli does cover. I mean it actually gets

713
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 1: the job done for that. But I have so if

714
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,799
Speaker 1: you grew up in like late eighties nineties, especially in

715
00:35:55,800 --> 00:36:03,239
Speaker 1: San Francisco, paturely because smell is the strongest sense, the

716
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:06,400
Speaker 1: recall sense that I have memories of being at parties

717
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 1: where someone had like that. There was a petuli culture

718
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:12,719
Speaker 1: through the party and it was such a bummer to

719
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:14,799
Speaker 1: be I was just like I don't belong here. I'm

720
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 1: like a drama kid and I'm at the hippie party

721
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 1: and I don't want.

722
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:20,440
Speaker 5: To be here, and I no longer have any animosity

723
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:24,319
Speaker 5: towards the hippies. I'll play footbag. I will watch you

724
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 5: dance and pretend there's an invisible sphere in front of

725
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:32,600
Speaker 5: your body. But Petuli still is upsetting to me. That

726
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 5: smell is so overpowering right now. And Sisters, he could

727
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,040
Speaker 5: just lean his head out at RV and it will

728
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 5: waft through the the the Mount Bachelor Valley, down past

729
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 5: Sisters into Bend, past the Shoots Brewery. I wish I

730
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:52,759
Speaker 5: was with you, Skeevi, and I love that.

731
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 4: I love the Shoots. That's nice there. A few times

732
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 4: they give they give a nice tour.

733
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:59,959
Speaker 5: I would go outside and and wave to my friend

734
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 5: that got paid the snowboard as I drank through a flask.

735
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:06,400
Speaker 5: But I did enjoy my time in Bend.

736
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:07,880
Speaker 1: It's nice up there.

737
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:08,880
Speaker 5: It's so great.

738
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:12,040
Speaker 1: I've been there for a couple New Year's Eves and

739
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:15,840
Speaker 1: the snow. Being in one of those triangle shaped cabins

740
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 1: with snow coming down is maybe my very favorite vibe.

741
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:24,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, all of all the cabins around where my friend

742
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:27,880
Speaker 5: just he was living in an apartment for ten years

743
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:31,439
Speaker 5: in Golda. He's my friend that lived right near those

744
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:35,560
Speaker 5: four murders Golden State murder. And they said you have

745
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,440
Speaker 5: to get out. We're going to make a roundabout here

746
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 5: or whatever, and then gave him eighty grand to either

747
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:45,720
Speaker 5: find a place or find an equal place of value

748
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 5: to rent. And the only place you can buy a

749
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 5: house with land for eighty grand is in Montana. So

750
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:53,759
Speaker 5: there was like five choices, and he kind of took

751
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:57,160
Speaker 5: it side unseen. No, he didn't see the site, and

752
00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:59,920
Speaker 5: then he's seen it and then got it. But all

753
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:02,520
Speaker 5: of the apartments around them are those a frames because

754
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:06,879
Speaker 5: snow so snow, you know, skiffs off. Yeah, and it is.

755
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 5: You can walk to a ski area. There's this mine,

756
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:13,520
Speaker 5: these mine shafts that I mentioned, there's a lake where

757
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 5: people ice fish. It's like, if I was a different person,

758
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:20,840
Speaker 5: i'd be I just didn't grow up appreciating all that stuff.

759
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:23,239
Speaker 5: But now when I go back, I'm like, I want

760
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 5: to be an ice fishing miner.

761
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:28,200
Speaker 1: Well, but don't you think because I grew up in

762
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:34,359
Speaker 1: an area that's equally Now it's like becoming fancy for

763
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:41,799
Speaker 1: how rural and and like non gmo, free range kind

764
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:44,359
Speaker 1: of the whole thing. Like pedlumas itself. It has clover

765
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:47,399
Speaker 1: store netted Dairya is in Pedaluma and that's the main

766
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 1: milk brand at Whole Foods. Right, So like it's all

767
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:52,840
Speaker 1: becoming fancy. But when I was growing up, it was

768
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:56,320
Speaker 1: just what was there, and so you didn't you can't

769
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 1: appreciate it because you think everyone has a dairy in

770
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:01,080
Speaker 1: their town. You think everyone lives kind of close to

771
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:03,239
Speaker 1: the beach and kind of close to a major city

772
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:05,360
Speaker 1: and kind of blah blah blah, Like we had no

773
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,719
Speaker 1: idea how good we had it at all.

774
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:10,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think that I noticed that when I was

775
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:13,120
Speaker 5: in Pataluma, like I imagine what it was like, kind

776
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:15,560
Speaker 5: of like Bozeman, Montana. But then people with money come

777
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 5: there because they appreciate it, and it kind of becomes

778
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 5: this money making parody of itself, and it well.

779
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:24,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, because we I think I've said this, but we

780
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:27,200
Speaker 1: grew up carpooling to school with the family that owned

781
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 1: that dairy. They were just they had like a regular car.

782
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 1: And of course that dairy has only succeeded and done

783
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 1: great because it's essentially all the way they farmed, and

784
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:43,799
Speaker 1: like their whole thing of non gmo milk production and

785
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 1: like free range milk or whatever however they do it,

786
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:49,279
Speaker 1: no hormones, all that stuff became the pricey way to

787
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:51,920
Speaker 1: do it, whereas before it was just like I used

788
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:53,440
Speaker 1: to always say that to my friends, and I'm like,

789
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 1: I'm so weirdly spoiled because we grew up with chicken

790
00:39:56,600 --> 00:40:00,279
Speaker 1: ranches everywhere, so like, I have a very high expectation

791
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:02,880
Speaker 1: of what a breast of chicken is to compare to

792
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:05,239
Speaker 1: some people where I'm like, yeah, I can't eat this.

793
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:08,279
Speaker 1: I don't know what this this isn't because it's not

794
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:11,440
Speaker 1: like fucking hormone free, free range. It's ridiculous.

795
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, that's why you haven't been pumped with the

796
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:17,319
Speaker 5: steroids your whole life. That's why you don't have a mustache.

797
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:18,879
Speaker 1: I'm working on it.

798
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, No, you can grow a mustache. I'm saying you

799
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:22,200
Speaker 5: could not.

800
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:22,800
Speaker 1: I'm trying.

801
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 5: Do they still deliver in a glass bottle and put

802
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 5: it on your doorstep that way?

803
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,879
Speaker 1: No, but they they did in the eighties. They did

804
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,560
Speaker 1: up through like our next door neighbors used to have

805
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:37,120
Speaker 1: milk delivered oh fresh, like literally dairy fresh milk in

806
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 1: glass bottles. They had that delivered up through the early eighties.

807
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:43,839
Speaker 5: It was so normal. Some apartments, if it's like from

808
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:47,120
Speaker 5: the thirties or forties, they'll have a door next to

809
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 5: the mailbox that is for male or for milk to

810
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 5: be placed there by a milk professional.

811
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:53,919
Speaker 1: That's how much milk everyone drank.

812
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 5: I know, not anymore. Not me.

813
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:57,160
Speaker 1: No, can't do it.

814
00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 5: I don't know should I if I have a baby,

815
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:01,799
Speaker 5: or an act access to a baby, or let's say

816
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 5: someone gives me a baby and says, take care of

817
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:06,280
Speaker 5: this baby. I'm not bragging, but I had really good bones.

818
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:10,400
Speaker 5: I never oh yeah, I'd like I would hurt my ankle,

819
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:11,359
Speaker 5: but never break it.

820
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:13,280
Speaker 1: I'd never have you never broken a bone?

821
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:15,960
Speaker 5: Well, yes, but the times I did, I deserved it.

822
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 5: It was it was something traumatic.

823
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 1: God.

824
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:22,520
Speaker 5: But I really feel like or my teeth. I've always

825
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 5: been lucky with teeth stuff, never cavities or anything. I'm

826
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:29,680
Speaker 5: not Bragging's here's some other things that I but I

827
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:32,400
Speaker 5: really think it maybe had something to do with milk.

828
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 5: But maybe that's someone something someone tells you.

829
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 1: I think it is does have to do with milk.

830
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,560
Speaker 1: It's all that calcium, vitamin D. There's a bunch of

831
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:42,799
Speaker 1: good stuff in there. It's like you're being a baby calf.

832
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:45,440
Speaker 5: For your whole life, right. But now, I would never

833
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:48,400
Speaker 5: drink milk. Now, I'm like, I'm one of these weirdos

834
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:51,400
Speaker 5: that thinks it's weird to drink milk from another animal.

835
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:55,360
Speaker 1: Well, that's fine. I mean having your pot cereal because

836
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:56,719
Speaker 1: there's nothing weird about that.

837
00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 5: No, I put almond milk my cereal. I'm going on

838
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:02,959
Speaker 5: ten years, but hey, look at me. It's good though

839
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 5: I eat cheese. You think I don't eat cheese. I

840
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 5: just I'm yelling at myself. Now, I don't want milk

841
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:12,319
Speaker 5: unless it's salty and I'm biting into it.

842
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:16,840
Speaker 1: I'm just I want a cube of milk. It's older

843
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:19,720
Speaker 1: than average milk. It's actually old cubed milk.

844
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:24,280
Speaker 5: If someone said, oh, really, so here's some almond milk cheddar,

845
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:25,959
Speaker 5: I would slap it out of their hands.

846
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:28,640
Speaker 1: So fast, have you had? I mean I think we

847
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 1: all have. But vegan cheese is like melting a little

848
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:34,920
Speaker 1: piece of plastic on something and being like there you go,

849
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,520
Speaker 1: feel good about yourself and like just take it off.

850
00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:39,440
Speaker 1: I don't want, don't bother.

851
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:43,239
Speaker 5: I'll defend it a little. It's gotten a remember just

852
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:45,840
Speaker 5: a handful of years ago. If you melt, it just

853
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 5: gets crispy and hard and shrinks. It's like shrinky Dinks

854
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 5: that plastic you put in the oven. Yeah, that's like

855
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:54,319
Speaker 5: prettych It's like, oh, look at all this cheese, and

856
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:56,480
Speaker 5: then it's and then you just peel it off and

857
00:42:56,520 --> 00:43:00,319
Speaker 5: it's a it's a cheese frisbee. Yeah, it's gotten better.

858
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:03,560
Speaker 5: I've seen it get better, along with gluten free bread

859
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:06,279
Speaker 5: and all these other things. They they're you know, the

860
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 5: impossible meats. I'm a bit fan.

861
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 1: Yeah. People love the impossible meats. They really believe in them.

862
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 5: I think getting You know, Starbucks has an impossible breakfast sandwich. Really, Uh,

863
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:17,240
Speaker 5: I've been eating them.

864
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:18,799
Speaker 1: And what's it like?

865
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:20,879
Speaker 5: I brought a bunch of cards with me. You think

866
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:22,960
Speaker 5: I haven't still gone to Starbucks every other day?

867
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:26,040
Speaker 1: Karen? You think I don't go to the drive through?

868
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:28,759
Speaker 1: What's a week? Look at our cards? Go wow, this

869
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:31,080
Speaker 1: is not just for me, and then use it anyway.

870
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, don't get closer to the screen to me when

871
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:37,920
Speaker 5: I'm about to tell you. Do you think Karen, get

872
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:40,800
Speaker 5: closer to the screen. Do you think that I haven't

873
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:43,640
Speaker 5: driven all the way across town just to find the

874
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:44,399
Speaker 5: drive through?

875
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 1: Get closer, clos Do you actually think I'd go to

876
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:52,280
Speaker 1: the drive through and use my own money? You're crazy, Karen.

877
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:54,759
Speaker 5: Do you think that's being close to the screen? Look

878
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:58,840
Speaker 5: at this. You can see my eyebags. I look terrible.

879
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:02,000
Speaker 1: I can't I can't get that close to this. Oh,

880
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:05,239
Speaker 1: look who came? She didn't like the energy? Yeah, what's

881
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:08,040
Speaker 1: the matter? You don't like the energy? Was I being

882
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:11,480
Speaker 1: too weird and freaked you out? Okay, George, you're fine,

883
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:13,960
Speaker 1: You're fine. When I yelled Frank, George is the one

884
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:18,400
Speaker 1: that look Frank is not. Frank's feeling under the weather today.

885
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:20,440
Speaker 1: His stomach was growling this morning and I was like, oh,

886
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:23,400
Speaker 1: you must be hungry, and then he didn't eat, so

887
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:26,920
Speaker 1: I think he's a he's got some gust or intestinal issues. George,

888
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 1: on the other hand, is more of a nervous She

889
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:33,440
Speaker 1: doesn't like conflict. She doesn't understand comedy. She thinks we're

890
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:34,279
Speaker 1: just yelling at each other.

891
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,839
Speaker 5: I miss when I would go to your house every

892
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 5: time we would podcast, And then I was getting so

893
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:43,879
Speaker 5: close to both dogs not barking and jumping. The last

894
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:46,279
Speaker 5: few times, I feel like they bark like twice and

895
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:48,879
Speaker 5: then they're like they got used to me. Now I'd

896
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 5: have to start all over.

897
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 1: Well, but I think George is a little bit calmer

898
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:56,240
Speaker 1: because she's getting old, so she doesn't do the front

899
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:58,960
Speaker 1: door jam. Is not the drama it used to be

900
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:02,799
Speaker 1: because man also heard bark is so loud that it

901
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:06,040
Speaker 1: like echoes. He used to echo in that front room

902
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 1: in the old house. But now she does like she'll

903
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 1: do two barks in a jump. Maybe she always needs

904
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 1: to try to see if she can lick the inside

905
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:13,960
Speaker 1: of her.

906
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:16,040
Speaker 5: Are you sure he dog isn't a third base coach?

907
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:22,920
Speaker 5: I it just seems like a signal. I yeah, sometimes

908
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:25,200
Speaker 5: that's the only thing with dogs that I'm because I

909
00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:29,360
Speaker 5: love dogs now. But the bark, the loud echoee, I

910
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,400
Speaker 5: didn't know that was coming, and so I drop what

911
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 5: I'm holding bark. I gotta get used to that. I'm

912
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:37,520
Speaker 5: used to the quietness of cats, and which brings me

913
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 5: Steven and Karen. I was in my friend's trailer in Phillipsburg,

914
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:48,840
Speaker 5: and there's a tiny kitten, a very tiny kitten without

915
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:52,880
Speaker 5: a caller or anything, but clearly a clean kitten that

916
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 5: was just knocking on the door asking to come in.

917
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 5: And my buddy Ross was there and he loves cats,

918
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:01,320
Speaker 5: and it was just a little, perfect tabby cat that

919
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:05,240
Speaker 5: just came in and started partying, laying in our laps,

920
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:09,120
Speaker 5: taking little naps, playing. We had this little air mattress

921
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:13,040
Speaker 5: where he's riding on it and then jumping but not

922
00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 5: using his claws. And then I'd pat the cat and

923
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:18,759
Speaker 5: he'd start to sleep and snore, and then it's time

924
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:21,879
Speaker 5: to party again. And the whole time, my buddy Justin

925
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:25,520
Speaker 5: doesn't really like cats, he's not. But I'm like, you

926
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:26,359
Speaker 5: have a cat now?

927
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:28,720
Speaker 1: This is oh because it was his house.

928
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:32,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, and the cat sleep it slept, oh, slept in

929
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:35,880
Speaker 5: my face until morning. But then they went, oh, this

930
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:38,680
Speaker 5: cat slept and would wake me up just to be

931
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 5: like hi, and would stare at my face. I'm like,

932
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:44,320
Speaker 5: either I have a cat or that I'm going to

933
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:46,839
Speaker 5: have to fly on a plane with. I was going

934
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 5: to keep the cat, I'd know, I knew, but Justin

935
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:52,439
Speaker 5: was like, yeah, that cat's pretty damn cute. And he's

936
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:55,040
Speaker 5: not a cat guy. That's how cute this cat was

937
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:58,040
Speaker 5: but then they're responsible. And in the early in the morning,

938
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:02,240
Speaker 5: curtain Raw went door to door and they immediately found

939
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 5: a woman that was worried about her cats. She had

940
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:08,359
Speaker 5: a bunch of cats and she was She came in

941
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:11,160
Speaker 5: and saw some lunatic laying on a floor on an

942
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:16,080
Speaker 5: air mattress holding her cat with my murder hair, and

943
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:18,759
Speaker 5: she's like, I'll take my cat now. I what a

944
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:22,040
Speaker 5: nice kitty. I just woke it up. Oh but we

945
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:25,080
Speaker 5: gave the cat back. Oh oh, I was so close.

946
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:27,040
Speaker 5: I would have flown back with that cat.

947
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:30,120
Speaker 1: You could have also rented. It would have been fun

948
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:33,759
Speaker 1: to rent a truck. Fill the truck with furniture. I want.

949
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:37,399
Speaker 1: That's in Missoula. Yeah, just shop for me a little bit,

950
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:38,759
Speaker 1: get some cool items.

951
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:41,839
Speaker 5: Oh it's here. I'll take pictures at the antique mall.

952
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 5: I'm going to go. Oh tomorrow, I'm rafting, but I'll

953
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:48,440
Speaker 5: go on Sunday. And there's amazing stuff, beautiful antique stuff,

954
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:49,279
Speaker 5: all affordable.

955
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:51,319
Speaker 1: You could I'll give you a Starbucks card to rent

956
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:54,200
Speaker 1: a truck on and you can go and get me.

957
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:57,160
Speaker 5: I can find you were gonna say, rent a truck

958
00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:59,480
Speaker 5: and filled the back with kitty litter and drive the

959
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:02,960
Speaker 5: cat back in a giant litter box. Why don't you

960
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:06,280
Speaker 5: get him there? He's playing Room two. He arrives potty trained.

961
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:09,240
Speaker 1: He completely knows how to do it. What the world

962
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 1: is like? That's so disturbing. I knew there were frack

963
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:18,279
Speaker 1: guys I knew in college, or did I know them

964
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:21,120
Speaker 1: personally or did I just hear the story? They would

965
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:24,600
Speaker 1: rent U haul trucks and they would all get into

966
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:26,400
Speaker 1: the back of the truck with a keg and then

967
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:30,480
Speaker 1: drive to places partying in the back of a U

968
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:34,480
Speaker 1: haul like with no just just in the dark, drinking

969
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:36,520
Speaker 1: beer while somebody drove the truck.

970
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:40,400
Speaker 5: That sound really scary, but yeah, no of me. A

971
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 5: bunch of my friends pulled ten friends. I wasn't even

972
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:46,320
Speaker 5: one of them, but they all had copies of a

973
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:51,040
Speaker 5: key to a black van that had the Metallica logo

974
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:54,640
Speaker 5: on the outside but it said Montana and there was

975
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 5: all the bench seating in the back was coolers and

976
00:48:57,239 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 5: they would drive around and dank in the back of

977
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:04,360
Speaker 5: that windowless truck. So it's the same as renting a van. Yeah,

978
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:06,920
Speaker 5: it's very serpeted though, and I kind of wish I

979
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 5: own that van.

980
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:11,480
Speaker 1: Today, I think it's best you don't vans. I feel

981
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:16,960
Speaker 1: like vans they've had their time and there and there's

982
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:21,560
Speaker 1: so much more threat and negativity attached. Just get an SUV.

983
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,320
Speaker 5: If I took a photo of this van, you would

984
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:26,400
Speaker 5: I know you well enough to know you changed your

985
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:29,120
Speaker 5: mind because it really four wheel drive, It was jacked up,

986
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:31,359
Speaker 5: it was all but it looked like the A team

987
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:36,320
Speaker 5: van and it was. I really wish I had it,

988
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 5: but only to drive to wherever big bear. I wouldn't

989
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:42,440
Speaker 5: drive it through town like a low netack.

990
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:45,280
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry, I pick I guess I was picturing

991
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:48,400
Speaker 1: like one of those production vans that's white with no

992
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:51,600
Speaker 1: windows and like metal all in the anti y okay,

993
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:52,240
Speaker 1: it's so scared.

994
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, thanks, no anytime. I classic.

995
00:49:55,680 --> 00:50:00,439
Speaker 1: I had love that I do have leftover from going

996
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:03,600
Speaker 1: out with someone who is a complete gearhead for you know,

997
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:07,600
Speaker 1: Pete was a huge, big into cars.

998
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:09,440
Speaker 5: Had he had a Volkswagen.

999
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:13,839
Speaker 1: He rebuilt a Volkswagen bus from the seventies he did,

1000
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:15,840
Speaker 1: I mean, he was super super into it. So I

1001
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:18,920
Speaker 1: have this leftover like from his interest. Just I almost

1002
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 1: kind of know about them, and then I do know

1003
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:25,439
Speaker 1: about like when people rebuild cars like that and make

1004
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:29,440
Speaker 1: them super bad us. They're undeniable, like a van that

1005
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 1: would have just slightly bigger tires on the back. So

1006
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:36,120
Speaker 1: it's there's something about it that's almost like seems evil.

1007
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 5: That's the great uls car. Yeah, yes, yeah, yeah, I

1008
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:44,160
Speaker 5: love that. And here's this is the most ridiculous thing.

1009
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:46,399
Speaker 5: And it almost falls in line with if we were

1010
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 5: being asked trivia questions, which probably Stephen had some ready.

1011
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:54,000
Speaker 5: But my dream car is an AMC Eagle, that wagon

1012
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:57,239
Speaker 5: car with wood paneling that just came stock with four

1013
00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 5: wheel drive. I've always wanted one.

1014
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:02,399
Speaker 1: Did they run? Okay, do you know anything about them?

1015
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 5: About the AMC company. I know they're called the American

1016
00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:10,359
Speaker 5: Motor Company. No, I don't. They made the Gremlin, Yeah,

1017
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 5: made the uh maybe the Pacer, and then they made

1018
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:17,319
Speaker 5: this four wheel drive wagon and I've seen a few

1019
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:20,400
Speaker 5: of them that have been turned into monster trucks, and

1020
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:23,279
Speaker 5: I just want one. I don't know. I don't know

1021
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:24,479
Speaker 5: when I would use it, though.

1022
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:27,719
Speaker 1: I somehow got myself onto a gun website trying to

1023
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:30,080
Speaker 1: find the AMC Eagle. I don't know what I did.

1024
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just all it's just now an assault rifle,

1025
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 5: same factory.

1026
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:38,759
Speaker 1: Well, oh look at this, look at that.

1027
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:44,759
Speaker 5: See you like it? I know what you like? Oh yeah,

1028
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:48,879
Speaker 5: see that car, and that's a classic roadster. It's four

1029
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:52,680
Speaker 5: wheel drive though like before subar Us or around the

1030
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:55,000
Speaker 5: same time as suber Us. That is just a car

1031
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:56,719
Speaker 5: that goes into four wheel drive.

1032
00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:57,839
Speaker 1: It sure does.

1033
00:51:57,880 --> 00:51:58,239
Speaker 5: Look at that.

1034
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:00,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like out in the desert. God damn right.

1035
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:03,200
Speaker 5: You take it to the desert and there's groceries in back.

1036
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:04,880
Speaker 5: I love that car.

1037
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:06,320
Speaker 1: That's a mother of four.

1038
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 5: Oh, I want one.

1039
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:15,440
Speaker 1: I think if I had to get any let's do

1040
00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:17,880
Speaker 1: a pick right now, because you've already talked about the

1041
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 1: AMC Eagle and the Van. So let's do a pick.

1042
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:23,520
Speaker 1: If I had to have any old car, so like,

1043
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:26,520
Speaker 1: say a rebuilt car, say it's before nineteen seventy or something.

1044
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:30,160
Speaker 1: You can't choose boxy Volvo, can't, oh, because we already

1045
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:30,440
Speaker 1: know that.

1046
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:30,879
Speaker 5: That's okay.

1047
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:36,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, so good idea, good idea. I think, well, shit.

1048
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:37,759
Speaker 5: You really want a boxy Volvo, don't you.

1049
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:40,080
Speaker 1: I mean, it is my favorite, but no, if it

1050
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:43,319
Speaker 1: were muscle on the Mustley side, I would I'd want

1051
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:49,799
Speaker 1: to have my cousin Lisa's old Chevy Chevelle, Chevelle, I

1052
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:53,719
Speaker 1: think Super Sport or Chavette, Yeah, a Chavette. It was.

1053
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:56,440
Speaker 1: It was I think it was actually like a boyfriend's

1054
00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:58,560
Speaker 1: car that she ended up driving, But it was totally.

1055
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:01,520
Speaker 1: The back wheels were way bigger than the front wheels. Yeah,

1056
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:03,759
Speaker 1: it went up. You pressed on the gas. It was

1057
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:06,400
Speaker 1: immediately going ninety miles an hour. It was really loud.

1058
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:09,880
Speaker 1: It was custom painted midnight blue, so it sparkled in

1059
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:14,000
Speaker 1: the sunlight. It was badass. It was really it was crazy.

1060
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:17,000
Speaker 5: It's so funny how that even and I thought about

1061
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:19,520
Speaker 5: doing it recently because I got new tires. I just

1062
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:23,279
Speaker 5: wanted to paint the letters on my tires white, just

1063
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:26,680
Speaker 5: because letters on the tires combined with big and back

1064
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:30,560
Speaker 5: smaller upfront for some reason, even on eight Honda Cord

1065
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:31,719
Speaker 5: just looks cool.

1066
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:35,080
Speaker 1: It's shit because isn't that a little bit white letters

1067
00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:39,200
Speaker 1: on the tires is a match boxy thing with the detailing. Yeah, yeah, totally,

1068
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 1: Like good dear.

1069
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,600
Speaker 5: They don't do that to tires anymore unless it's like

1070
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:48,359
Speaker 5: big four wheel drive tires or a NASCAR car. But

1071
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:50,000
Speaker 5: I want letters on the tires.

1072
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:51,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna have to go out there and hand

1073
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:53,120
Speaker 1: paint it or get your dad to.

1074
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:57,479
Speaker 5: I have already bought tire markers in white for really

1075
00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:59,640
Speaker 5: like two years ago. I bought a bushel of them.

1076
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:02,400
Speaker 5: This is a plan that I've had planned out, but

1077
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:03,720
Speaker 5: I just won't pull the trigger.

1078
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:06,720
Speaker 1: Sorry, then are the letters there they're just not painted?

1079
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:09,600
Speaker 1: Or do you have to then put the letters on yourself.

1080
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:12,080
Speaker 5: It's a very good question. One year I had a

1081
00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:15,480
Speaker 5: normal tire, like a Falcon tire, and I made a

1082
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:19,719
Speaker 5: stencil that said bad year. Two thousand and four for

1083
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:22,239
Speaker 5: some reason was a bad year, so it said two

1084
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:25,520
Speaker 5: thousand and four bad year with the winged boot. Yeah,

1085
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:28,600
Speaker 5: And I but I'd get compliments all the time, like haha,

1086
00:54:28,719 --> 00:54:32,200
Speaker 5: bad year opposite a good year, good one. But I

1087
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:34,040
Speaker 5: do think that I just want to do a good

1088
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:38,920
Speaker 5: job this time and outline the existing letters on the tires.

1089
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:41,879
Speaker 5: But I know that one time i'd do a bad

1090
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:44,879
Speaker 5: job parking, it's going to rub off and then all

1091
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:46,880
Speaker 5: those hours of work gook.

1092
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's not going to rub all of them

1093
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:52,319
Speaker 1: off at once. So let's really get right sized with

1094
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:55,439
Speaker 1: this problem. Should you park badly one time? And look,

1095
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:59,520
Speaker 1: we all do it yeah, you smear off ear right,

1096
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:01,759
Speaker 1: you can get right back in there with that, right

1097
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:02,640
Speaker 1: and right.

1098
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:05,799
Speaker 5: You've talked me into it. Periodic touch ups, do it.

1099
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:08,439
Speaker 5: You know what, I'm gonna spray paint my hubcaps too.

1100
00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:11,600
Speaker 5: This is I'm really glad we talked about this because

1101
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:14,640
Speaker 5: I've been putting it off, like one curb rub is

1102
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:18,080
Speaker 5: going to scrape the whole thing. No start from.

1103
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:21,440
Speaker 1: Scratch unless you like do that thing where when you

1104
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:24,200
Speaker 1: put in reverse and then you just drive back along

1105
00:55:24,239 --> 00:55:28,840
Speaker 1: the curb almost like you hear it. You hear the scraping,

1106
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:30,560
Speaker 1: you hear everything, and you're like, I'm just going to

1107
00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:33,000
Speaker 1: keep going until I fit into this parking spot. I've

1108
00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:33,760
Speaker 1: never done those.

1109
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:37,160
Speaker 5: If that happens, you better look for a tranquilizer dart

1110
00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:39,520
Speaker 5: in my neck because I would never hug the curb

1111
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:41,839
Speaker 5: unless I am passed out.

1112
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:43,080
Speaker 1: Because you're such a good parker.

1113
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:47,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm good. I'm really good. I'm really good at parking.

1114
00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:48,040
Speaker 1: I am too.

1115
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:49,879
Speaker 5: Yeah, you have to be. Once you move to Los

1116
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:51,560
Speaker 5: Angeles people, you have to be.

1117
00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:53,680
Speaker 1: And I also think there's a there's a part of

1118
00:55:53,719 --> 00:55:56,280
Speaker 1: you that has to give it over to the universe

1119
00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:59,040
Speaker 1: that you're not actually the one parking. Yeah, and so

1120
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:01,959
Speaker 1: you make the right kind of you know, don't go

1121
00:56:02,239 --> 00:56:05,520
Speaker 1: until you completely turn the wheel entirely, you know what

1122
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:07,760
Speaker 1: I mean. There's things like that that you can help yourself,

1123
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:10,520
Speaker 1: but ultimately you are in Jesus' hands.

1124
00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:14,360
Speaker 5: I was gonna say, you mean Jesus is your co pilot,

1125
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:17,520
Speaker 5: because that's how I every time I go to parallel park,

1126
00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:20,920
Speaker 5: I'm like, let's do God have to do half this work.

1127
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:26,520
Speaker 1: God, you go to ten, I'll go to two. Let's

1128
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:27,920
Speaker 1: get this taken care of.

1129
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:30,160
Speaker 5: I know I haven't talked to you for two years

1130
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:32,719
Speaker 5: since I lost my wallet and I asked you to

1131
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:33,480
Speaker 5: help me find it.

1132
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:38,040
Speaker 1: God me Chris from Episcopalian camp.

1133
00:56:38,239 --> 00:56:40,960
Speaker 5: We are at a tailgate football party, a thing I

1134
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:43,239
Speaker 5: never go to, and these are real men. They are

1135
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:46,200
Speaker 5: watching me right now. And if you don't help me

1136
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:48,920
Speaker 5: park right now, I swear I'll never believe in you.

1137
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:50,400
Speaker 5: That's what I say.

1138
00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:53,120
Speaker 1: You need me more than I need you, God, So

1139
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:57,000
Speaker 1: you better park this car for me. Uh huh. God's

1140
00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:58,080
Speaker 1: like yest's stay current.

1141
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:00,160
Speaker 5: You need me more than I do.

1142
00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:04,160
Speaker 1: Old School, we see how the world's going. I'm the

1143
00:57:04,719 --> 00:57:06,720
Speaker 1: I'm it's supply and demand friend.

1144
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:09,440
Speaker 5: Well, I've gone into a mode where I just thought

1145
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:11,879
Speaker 5: we were talking, but we've been doing a podcast.

1146
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:14,239
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, should we wrap it down next time?

1147
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:16,400
Speaker 5: Can we do questions? Steven?

1148
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:19,080
Speaker 1: Oh you don't have any Oh good, Okay.

1149
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,960
Speaker 5: Next time we'll do it. We'll do like a full

1150
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:23,600
Speaker 5: on just so it's different. I just called my dad

1151
00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:26,000
Speaker 5: back in, but I think he's just watching TV.

1152
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:27,840
Speaker 1: You know what, if you nail it the first time,

1153
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,480
Speaker 1: don't go back try to recapture that glory.

1154
00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:31,120
Speaker 5: I agree.

1155
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:33,320
Speaker 1: This is when he comes in and he's wearing black

1156
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:35,720
Speaker 1: face and we're like, no, j yeah, please.

1157
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:37,960
Speaker 5: God, I forgot about this bit. My dad didn't do

1158
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:40,880
Speaker 5: cool again.

1159
00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:42,000
Speaker 4: Well, that was fun.

1160
00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:45,520
Speaker 5: This was I don't know. I mean, this was one

1161
00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:50,880
Speaker 5: of the funner times I've had funner, Like funner is

1162
00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:53,640
Speaker 5: a word now, a lot of people will call you out. Yeah,

1163
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:55,760
Speaker 5: they put it in the dictionary a few years ago.

1164
00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:59,760
Speaker 5: Love it. It replaced more fun I've had fun. I mean,

1165
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:01,440
Speaker 5: on I felt like I was just talking to you.

1166
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:03,640
Speaker 5: I really did kind of forget we're podcasting.

1167
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:06,160
Speaker 1: I think that's the best kind of podcasting, except for

1168
00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:09,840
Speaker 1: we were opening a door for people to be offended

1169
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:13,000
Speaker 1: by the things we were discussing about things we know

1170
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:16,240
Speaker 1: are offensive these days, so please understand, just as a

1171
00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:20,360
Speaker 1: final recap, these are things we're discussing, we're saying are offensive,

1172
00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:22,440
Speaker 1: so nobody has to come and tell us they're offensive,

1173
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:25,480
Speaker 1: just as a quick fyi. And also you can I

1174
00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:27,320
Speaker 1: won't be on Twitter to accept a message.

1175
00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:29,720
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, so let them do. Let her rip. She

1176
00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:33,400
Speaker 5: ain't gonna see him. Go ahead, be an armchair general

1177
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:37,080
Speaker 5: and fire them off. But Karen's out, explore, she's swimming.

1178
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:40,760
Speaker 1: I like, I very much appreciate the people I get

1179
00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:43,240
Speaker 1: to talk to and hear from on Twitter. It's I'm

1180
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:45,720
Speaker 1: not too plainning because it's really cool, but it's not

1181
00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:50,960
Speaker 1: the best. None of us should be open to anyone,

1182
00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:54,160
Speaker 1: just anyone's opinion or anyone's anything.

1183
00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:56,800
Speaker 5: I think just everyone's looking for it now because we

1184
00:58:56,840 --> 00:59:00,960
Speaker 5: don't get to be around people. But I, yeah, I

1185
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:04,040
Speaker 5: have lately, and good god, I've missed it. And I

1186
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:06,840
Speaker 5: hope I come out of that shit a changed person

1187
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:11,320
Speaker 5: because I like human interaction and I think like a

1188
00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:13,439
Speaker 5: year ago, I would have said like I just want

1189
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:14,880
Speaker 5: to be at home. I don't want to be around

1190
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:17,720
Speaker 5: to anyone, or I sometimes say like, oh, I hate people.

1191
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:19,360
Speaker 5: I will never say that ever.

1192
00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:22,920
Speaker 1: I same here. I spent years and year skipping parties,

1193
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:26,600
Speaker 1: being invited places, telling myself, you can't go, you're not

1194
00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:29,840
Speaker 1: blank enough, you're not blob, it'll be bad whatever, or

1195
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:34,320
Speaker 1: it'll be boring or yeah or somehow. I would just

1196
00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:37,920
Speaker 1: weirdly talk myself out of it every time, and I

1197
00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:40,240
Speaker 1: swear to God, I will never do it again. Either

1198
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:42,720
Speaker 1: go to every dumb fucking party there is.

1199
00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:45,560
Speaker 5: Pinky swear. I'll put my face close to the screen again.

1200
00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:48,600
Speaker 1: I don't fucking go to this party right here and

1201
00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:51,040
Speaker 1: tell you this is the party, or I'm telling you

1202
00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:52,200
Speaker 1: I'm going to parties, all.

1203
00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:57,280
Speaker 5: Right if I'm not there first? Who's that character? All right?

1204
00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:02,520
Speaker 1: The confrontational Yeah, I'm sorry. You know what those characters are, bears.

1205
01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:05,800
Speaker 5: It's a competition. That's how it's confrontational.

1206
01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:07,840
Speaker 1: So it's actually it's who needs people more. It's a

1207
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:09,120
Speaker 1: codependence competition.

1208
01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:11,360
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Steven's light went out, and I think

1209
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:12,480
Speaker 5: he's actually going to bed.

1210
01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:18,040
Speaker 1: Stephen's driving his trailer away from this podcast because it

1211
01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:19,120
Speaker 1: won't end.

1212
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:21,600
Speaker 4: It's getting dark over here.

1213
01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:25,040
Speaker 1: Okay, that's Steven's very subtle way of saying wrap this

1214
01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:28,760
Speaker 1: bullshit up. Everyone's done. We will and we are, Oh

1215
01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:31,600
Speaker 1: just really quick. Do you follow Thrasher on Twitter or

1216
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:32,680
Speaker 1: any of this? Yeah?

1217
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:33,920
Speaker 5: Yeah and Instagram?

1218
01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:37,280
Speaker 1: Sure, I just started. I just wanted to, well, I

1219
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:39,280
Speaker 1: want to look for Milton Martinez because I missed him

1220
01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:41,000
Speaker 1: and I hadn't heard anything about him lately.

1221
01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:43,680
Speaker 5: And then it was just like, you like, get into

1222
01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:48,240
Speaker 5: Mason Silva. Oh yeah, yeah, I mean they hang out together,

1223
01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:51,160
Speaker 5: but uh, you'll like his eyebrows and all that shit.

1224
01:00:51,640 --> 01:00:54,200
Speaker 5: I won't be able to they really get after it.

1225
01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:55,920
Speaker 1: You know what I'm gonna do. This is what I

1226
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:59,600
Speaker 1: do these days. I'm going to google him Mason and

1227
01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:01,960
Speaker 1: is he does he do all the same kind of

1228
01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:02,520
Speaker 1: crazy trick?

1229
01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:06,160
Speaker 5: They are both Yeah, very similar, just very raw fast,

1230
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:11,360
Speaker 5: almost scary, almost hard to relate to. Let's be honest.

1231
01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:13,560
Speaker 5: Yes I never came close to any of it. But yes,

1232
01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:15,400
Speaker 5: you'll very very much enjoy.

1233
01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:18,080
Speaker 1: Oh Mason Silva is so cute.

1234
01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:21,120
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, he also happens to be like yeah, one

1235
01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:25,160
Speaker 5: of these It didn't hurt that he's a good looking dude,

1236
01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:29,600
Speaker 5: but his cousin Listen Start Podcast said, oh my, oh

1237
01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:34,640
Speaker 5: my cousin Mats and Silva's or I'm he's my cousin.

1238
01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:37,240
Speaker 5: I'm like, he's the best, and she's like, he's so nice.

1239
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:39,880
Speaker 5: So also, no, he's nice.

1240
01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:42,040
Speaker 1: He does, and he doesn't have to because you should

1241
01:01:42,080 --> 01:01:43,040
Speaker 1: see how cute he is.

1242
01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:48,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's in his latest raw files on Thrasher. He's

1243
01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:50,840
Speaker 5: very nice to like people that are trying to kick

1244
01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:54,360
Speaker 5: him out of places, or security guards or these people

1245
01:01:54,360 --> 01:01:57,640
Speaker 5: at a bus stop, he disarms them with his charm.

1246
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,320
Speaker 1: With his charm. He was probably raised well by a

1247
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:00,920
Speaker 1: strong woman.

1248
01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:03,600
Speaker 5: Yep, yep, love it. Yeah he does.

1249
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:08,320
Speaker 1: Like I've noticed, though, there are lots of skateboarders who

1250
01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:11,360
Speaker 1: also could be models, which I think is super fucked.

1251
01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:12,240
Speaker 1: That's not fair.

1252
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:15,400
Speaker 5: It's just but I swear it's the luck of the draw.

1253
01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:18,760
Speaker 5: No one is looking at a headshot and deciding who succeeds.

1254
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:22,760
Speaker 5: It's just no people are people are It's not like showbiz.

1255
01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:24,360
Speaker 5: You're right, though, it has.

1256
01:02:24,240 --> 01:02:28,480
Speaker 1: To help, it has I mean, well, but what I

1257
01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:31,040
Speaker 1: love about skateboarding and this, this will be the final.

1258
01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:34,120
Speaker 1: It's just such an individual thing, right, So it's like

1259
01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:36,720
Speaker 1: yours good as you just practiced to be yours good

1260
01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:39,320
Speaker 1: as the hours you put into it, or whatever, So yeah,

1261
01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:43,680
Speaker 1: you it doesn't. It's not a obviously a beauty pageant

1262
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:45,640
Speaker 1: or whatever, and so you can't. No one's gonna let

1263
01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:48,720
Speaker 1: some hot guy get away with anything. But it just

1264
01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:51,200
Speaker 1: surprises me because I was like, oh, I was thinking

1265
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:52,880
Speaker 1: in my head that'd be kind of funny and cute

1266
01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:55,200
Speaker 1: if I fell a thresher, And then I started looking

1267
01:02:55,240 --> 01:02:57,440
Speaker 1: at things that I'm like, now I want to take

1268
01:02:57,480 --> 01:03:00,200
Speaker 1: a shower. I feel like a creepy old woman. It's

1269
01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:03,040
Speaker 1: like weirdly like, you know, shopping.

1270
01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:06,960
Speaker 5: Boys, and I still do. I still skateboard, and I

1271
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:10,200
Speaker 5: feel that way a little like I'm just watching. Yeah,

1272
01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:12,640
Speaker 5: if you're just sitting around watching people in their prime,

1273
01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:18,960
Speaker 5: well you're cooking bacon in your bathroom, all right. You've

1274
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:22,920
Speaker 5: been listening to Do you need a ride? Uh? D

1275
01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:25,080
Speaker 5: w n ar ar.

1276
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:35,120
Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home? Either

1277
01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:36,560
Speaker 1: way you want to be.

1278
01:03:36,600 --> 01:03:42,440
Speaker 2: There, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim. Give us

1279
01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:45,680
Speaker 2: time and they turning on and gage.

1280
01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:51,040
Speaker 3: Do you want to send you off in style? We

1281
01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:56,520
Speaker 3: want to welcome you back home. Tell us all about it.

1282
01:03:56,640 --> 01:04:17,360
Speaker 1: Were you scared or was it fine? Melbourne? Do you

1283
01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:18,360
Speaker 1: need to ride?

1284
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:22,280
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride, Do you need to ride?

1285
01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:24,240
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

1286
01:04:24,920 --> 01:04:28,680
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1287
01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:30,240
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1288
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:39,080
Speaker 5: Do you need with Karen and Chriss