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Speaker 1: Here we go strawberry letter, all right, subject a stinky situation.

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Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. I met a very nice man three

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Speaker 1: months ago and we hit it off pretty quick. He

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Speaker 1: has been taking me on a lot of nice dates

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Speaker 1: and we have really good time together. I thought I

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Speaker 1: had finally met the man of my dreams until two

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Speaker 1: weeks ago we ended up back at his house after

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Speaker 1: a great dinner date. We both were ready to be intimate,

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Speaker 1: and we knew it was about to go down, so

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Speaker 1: we started taking off our clothes. He took his shirt

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Speaker 1: off first, then his pants, and Stephen Shirley, a funk

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Speaker 1: I had never smelled before, hit my face, hit me

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Speaker 1: in the face. I realized that the smell was indeed

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Speaker 1: coming from him, so I told him that I no

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Speaker 1: longer that I was no longer in the mood and

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Speaker 1: I needed more time to be sure I was ready

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Speaker 1: for intimacy. As I left his house, I thought that

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Speaker 1: maybe he had a long, busy day at work and

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Speaker 1: didn't have time to freshen up before that date. But

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Speaker 1: he's not a small guy, so he should have known better.

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Speaker 1: I didn't say anything to him about it. A week later,

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Speaker 1: I decided to give it another try to see what

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Speaker 1: happens this times as things guide it, that same body

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Speaker 1: odor hit me in the face again. Now I can't

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Speaker 1: make it. Now, I can't make any more excuses for him.

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Speaker 1: He is a grown man. When he's fully dressed, he

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Speaker 1: looks clean, and he smells like a nice cologne. But

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Speaker 1: when he starts taking his clothes off, it's unbelievable. I

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Speaker 1: don't know how he can walk around like that? Am

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Speaker 1: I wrong for not being honest with him and helping

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Speaker 1: him work past the smelly issue? Besides the funk, he

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Speaker 1: is a great and loving guy. What should I do? Oh?

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Speaker 1: This is horrible. I mean, this really is bad. This

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Speaker 1: is this is really really bad. This is because I mean,

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Speaker 1: this is like a deal breaker right here. This is

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Speaker 1: a deal breaker. Uh. And I don't know how he

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Speaker 1: doesn't know it because we smell ourselves first, don't we

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Speaker 1: before anyone else does? I mean? Is this is this

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Speaker 1: some sort of he's got to smell this? That's all

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Speaker 1: I can say. If you like him, if you want

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Speaker 1: to have a future with you him, you have to

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Speaker 1: tell him. You should tell him. You have got to

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Speaker 1: tell him. I don't I don't know if I would

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Speaker 1: I just don't think I would um, but it could

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Speaker 1: be that he just doesn't know. Although I don't know

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Speaker 1: how he doesn't know. Maybe he doesn't he has a

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Speaker 1: bad sense of smell. I don't know. But this problem

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Speaker 1: has to be addressed, and you have to tell him.

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Speaker 1: That's all I can tell you. You have to sit

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Speaker 1: him down and tell him. And if it's a medical issue,

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Speaker 1: if he's sick or something, you got to go to

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Speaker 1: the doctor and get it checked out. This is bad.

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Speaker 1: This is a zeal breaker breaker. Steve Well, First of all,

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Speaker 1: let's get this clip. This ain't medical. See, let's go

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Speaker 1: through this. Let me tell what happened. You finally met

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Speaker 1: the man of my dreams ago. We ended up back

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Speaker 1: at this house after some dayton were both ready to

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Speaker 1: be intimate. We knew it was about to go down, keyword,

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Speaker 1: about to go down, so we started taking our clothes off.

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Speaker 1: He took off his shirt first. He knowed to do

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Speaker 1: this first because just to break in move okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: took off his shirt first. Then his pain. Wait a minute,

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Speaker 1: come back, what is a person into it? You can't

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Speaker 1: just snatch you know? He know. Let me take this

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Speaker 1: shirt off first, ready, out of pants. Stephen Sherley funk

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Speaker 1: that I had never smelled before, hit me in the face.

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Speaker 1: It engulfed the room. That's what you're trying to say.

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Speaker 1: I can't see it had been contained in the pants. Pants,

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Speaker 1: got a belt on it, drawl wrapped round it, pass legs.

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Speaker 1: It's been oozing out the bottom the whole night, all around.

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Speaker 1: His ankles got funk on it because that's the only outlet.

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Speaker 1: When you got passed. You're walking, so and you when

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Speaker 1: you walk and you're sprating and there's people behind y'all going,

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Speaker 1: what is that? But you don't know it. But when

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Speaker 1: he pulled him passed down, I only got a minute.

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna have to tell you when I come back.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you know what happened when the pass

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Speaker 1: ask came down, why happened, and why continues to happen,

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Speaker 1: and how you can fix it. Okay, all right, we're

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Speaker 1: gonna after this. When the past came down, let's go.

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Speaker 1: When you left off in part one, you covered the

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Speaker 1: top area. Now now part two it is the bottom area.

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Speaker 1: So let's get to it. The Strawberry Letter for today

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Speaker 1: a stinky situation. Let's recap Steve, this woman that meant

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Speaker 1: the man in her dream. They'd been going out. He's lovely, wonderful.

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Speaker 1: One day they went out. Weeks later, great dinner date.

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Speaker 1: He took his shirt off first, then in his pants, and,

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Speaker 1: as the lady wrote Stephen Shirley, a funk that I

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Speaker 1: had never smelled before hit me in the face. That's

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Speaker 1: because it had been released. It's been locked up a belt,

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Speaker 1: got it in, drawled, got it in, passed legs, hold

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Speaker 1: it in once you pulled him passed down. Yeah. We

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Speaker 1: wrote a song about it, the Hot Tops. When the

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Speaker 1: funk hits the face, yeah, all the people start to jam.

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Speaker 1: Come on, get with me? So now you with him? Now? Whoa?

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Speaker 1: I realized that the smell was indeed coming from him.

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Speaker 1: I told him I wasn't in the mood, and let

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Speaker 1: me make sure it's ready here, she said, But he

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Speaker 1: is not a small guy, so she should have known better.

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Speaker 1: Why what did guy do it? Don't worry about that.

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Speaker 1: A week later I decided to give another try to

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Speaker 1: see what happened this time things got heated the same

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Speaker 1: body or to hit me in the face. Now, I

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Speaker 1: can't make any excuses for him. He's a grown man.

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Speaker 1: He's fully ass he looks clean, he smells like Knights cologne.

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Speaker 1: But when he started taking his clothes off is unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how you can walk around like that.

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Speaker 1: In my wrong for not being honest. When he helping

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Speaker 1: work pass the smell issue, she's not wrong. He then

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Speaker 1: got used to it. He can't smell what you smell.

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Speaker 1: It's stay. You ever been on people's houses and they

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Speaker 1: got a smell to it? Ye, and you'll be going, man,

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Speaker 1: how y'all sitting up in the hill? See they live

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Speaker 1: in now? See he lived with the phone. Now let

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Speaker 1: me tell you why he stink because inside them pass

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Speaker 1: it's crivices and cracks. He worked cracks. No, you were

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Speaker 1: what you want. It's the unleashen. It's like you've seen

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Speaker 1: that movie Prides of the Crimin when the cracking, the cracking, cracking,

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Speaker 1: that's what he got. The crackings in the pass. Now

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Speaker 1: and the cracking comes up out the water keyword quack

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Speaker 1: and crevices, the cracking comes up and devours everything in

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Speaker 1: his path. It's too much the cracking. He takes his

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Speaker 1: pants down. This everywhere's all in the room. Flowers start dying,

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Speaker 1: papers start burning on the edges. Your eyes is watering up.

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Speaker 1: He's standing there a large man. This man needs a bath.

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Speaker 1: First of all, he is not cleaning himself properly, right,

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Speaker 1: he taking bird baths. He needs to get he tapping

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Speaker 1: up on top. He gouts to getting some waughing painful.

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Speaker 1: He needs pine saw. I'm gonna just be real with you.

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Speaker 1: He needs folk caps of pine saw in his bath.

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Speaker 1: Really your pine saw with well, don't he smelled like

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Speaker 1: saying about this. See, he needed to run some bath

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Speaker 1: tide and boding. He didn't even drop tide bosn't tablets

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Speaker 1: something bubbling in now. See, I can't tell you what

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Speaker 1: I really want to tell you because I had to

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Speaker 1: rethank my answer because there's a lot of words in

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Speaker 1: that a lot of people ain't gonna understand. But let's

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Speaker 1: just say cracks and crevice. Okay, we know what it is, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we got it. We know. Let me tell you what.

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Speaker 1: Let let me tell what the real problem is that

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Speaker 1: center split that thing right there, it's it's got some

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Speaker 1: something going on. It's got something going on that he's

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Speaker 1: not cleaning himself problem. He used the bath room and

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Speaker 1: he wiping himself like he twils. See, when you're grown,

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Speaker 1: you got to move. You gotta do a little bit different. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you got to put a washcloth next to your toilet,

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Speaker 1: which soap? You need a bidet. He needs an install

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Speaker 1: a bi dated today. He needs a day today, And

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Speaker 1: tell that damn shower out. Move it over a little bit.

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Speaker 1: And you need to put a date on this tot

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Speaker 1: Toto has a toilet seat that you can buy, y'all.

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Speaker 1: It's an automated toilet seat that you you don't have

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Speaker 1: to buy. The See, I had a toilet that do

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Speaker 1: the washing, drying, all that spray all that every single

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Speaker 1: me baby fresh. If you don't have that money, they

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Speaker 1: make a toilet seat that sits on top of your toilet.

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Speaker 1: You take your toilet seat off and you install it

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Speaker 1: and it will shoot your hot water, it'll dried for you,

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Speaker 1: it'll put pressure washing on it. He got to get pressure.

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Speaker 1: Now if he don't, if you don't have him money

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Speaker 1: for that home deepot sales pressure washing that's gonna hurt

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Speaker 1: in bear with its. Yeah, seeing it under his privates,

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Speaker 1: his privates he needs now. He not gonna do this

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Speaker 1: here because it looked real scary that he needed. He

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Speaker 1: with this girl I was in college and pull my

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Speaker 1: draw boy, she saw him white pellets on me. That

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Speaker 1: girl started crying. I didn't know where she was crying.

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Speaker 1: I was thinking myself, feeling pretty proud. He don't be

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Speaker 1: on me. Sid you're stupid. You ain't gonna You're listening

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Speaker 1: to the Stave Harvey Morning Show