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Speaker 1: right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for

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Speaker 1: today and the subject is is he a burglar or

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Speaker 1: her man? We'll get into that, find out what that's

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Speaker 1: all about, and just a bit because right now it

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Speaker 1: is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: What you got for his nap? This right here is

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Speaker 1: for the big game, right here, Charlotte, that's right, okay,

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Speaker 1: that's right here. Classic. This is uh super Bowl super

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Speaker 1: Bowl strip shirtless super Bowl trip. Got it? Think a

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Speaker 1: listen cat dog gif you would. Hello, I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: reach a Martina. Please, I see not in right at

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Speaker 1: the moment. Can I take a message or something I

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Speaker 1: can help you with? Actually, I'm giving a call to

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Speaker 1: make sure double checking on confirmation for Mr and Mrs

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Speaker 1: No man. Now, that may be mistakes. Are she going

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Speaker 1: by herself? I'm not going, so that should should just

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Speaker 1: should be this that's all okay? All right, Well I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you what we have. We have her schedule. We

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Speaker 1: wanted to make sure we gave the confirmation and uh,

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Speaker 1: you know, with a big weekend like this, with double

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Speaker 1: checking and making sure everybody's actually coming and getting their

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Speaker 1: rooms because you know, you're subject to get charged for it.

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Speaker 1: And we definitely have the honeymoon sweet waiting on her.

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Speaker 1: Who honeymoon's week? Man, we've been married seventeen years. What're

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Speaker 1: you talking about honeymoon sweek? Well, we got you you

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Speaker 1: see Mr. And Mrs. What's the name on that? Ms? Martine?

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Speaker 1: Is that right? Yeah? That's my wife? Yeah, all right.

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Speaker 1: And we've got Tony as well. Who who Tony? My

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Speaker 1: name is Vernon? Say whatnot? My name is Vernon? Who

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Speaker 1: the hell is Tony? So? Um? Wow, we we have

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Speaker 1: we're this is uh the wrong one. I think I

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Speaker 1: got the wrong one. Man. Okay, did you guys make

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Speaker 1: reservations here at the hotel and for the super Bowl weekend?

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Speaker 1: My wife is going to this weekend to be with

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Speaker 1: her six CONTI that's what she told me. Now I

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Speaker 1: don't know learn about and those, but you know what, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: keep talking to me, Yeah, okay, keep talking to me,

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Speaker 1: because uh, this is getting really interesting right here. She's

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Speaker 1: coming to because I have a Mr. And Mrs Martina

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Speaker 1: and Tony they're coming. We have the honeymoon suite here

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Speaker 1: for the super Bowl weekend. Checking in tomorrow and checking

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Speaker 1: out on Monday. I don't know, you know what this

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Speaker 1: is right here? Because he now, I got said she

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Speaker 1: told me she was going to see her seek auntie,

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Speaker 1: and I told her, cool, I paid for the damn

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Speaker 1: taking myself. I got my tax returning back and I

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Speaker 1: paid for my damn self so she can go out there.

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Speaker 1: And you're telling me this help for the MANI reservations

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Speaker 1: and because this looks I mean with the hell now Victor, Victor,

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Speaker 1: what's your name again? But my name is Vernon? Okay,

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Speaker 1: Mr Vernon, sir. First of all, I do apologize. I'm

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Speaker 1: just a you know, close here and and and the

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Speaker 1: reservations and basically they just got us calling because it's

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Speaker 1: a big weekend. And you know, if you if you

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Speaker 1: don't come in your your your car to definitely get

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Speaker 1: charged they got you. Remember, well, ye'll been not charged

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Speaker 1: nothing to my card, don't charge matter fact, I want

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Speaker 1: to cancel this reservation. She can can fall back in

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Speaker 1: as far as I'm concerned. This is the better walk

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Speaker 1: let's let's just slow. Let's slow down, a manut, let's

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Speaker 1: slow down. Maybe there's just a mistake here. I mean,

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Speaker 1: no man, uh huh the honey Sue at the no

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Speaker 1: One she told no wonder I'm like, she told me

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Speaker 1: she needed two hundred dollars for them hotel, me for

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Speaker 1: the hotel room. Yeah. Well actually it's uh well they

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Speaker 1: must be splitting in here. It's it's it's about four

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Speaker 1: hundred and something to night for this room. Excuse me,

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Speaker 1: she didn't pay that much for my ring. Wow. Okay,

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Speaker 1: well I'll tell you what, sir. Is there any way

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Speaker 1: I can I can call back and speak to Martina

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Speaker 1: so I can go. Never in life call back to

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Speaker 1: this okay, because see if you call back here talking

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Speaker 1: this phone. Okay, this is her phone. She want to

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Speaker 1: not this lifetime. She's not. But uh, you know what,

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Speaker 1: I want to thank you though, I appreciate you let

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Speaker 1: me know what was up. Yeah I knew it. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: Mr Verness, slow down something man, hang on, Okay, now

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Speaker 1: listen what I have to do is I have to

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Speaker 1: I need to hear that from miss Martina that it's

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Speaker 1: counsel me. What did she get that she's gonna be

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Speaker 1: even talk to you? You can councel it now, I'm

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Speaker 1: telling you now, counselor, it ain't gonna be no honeymoon. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we didn't know for seventeen years. We got folk kids,

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Speaker 1: and I'm sitting back here, dog, counselor. Now I'm telling

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Speaker 1: me to counsel. I cannot councel it without speaking to her.

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Speaker 1: I tell you what your best bid is to counsel that,

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Speaker 1: because if you put a charge on it, I will

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Speaker 1: drive to and find Joe. What's your name? Excuse me,

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Speaker 1: what's your name? I'm Brian, Sir Brian. If there's one

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Speaker 1: charge with my critical, I will find you, Sir. You

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Speaker 1: do you have Tony's number where I can call him

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Speaker 1: and maybe you know you know what. I'm gonna have

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Speaker 1: Tony's number the men, because I got her phone up.

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Speaker 1: Just go through it and find it, because this is

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Speaker 1: some and she's gonna be lit with Tony. So if

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Speaker 1: you called back here, you're not gonna get her because

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Speaker 1: she's gonna be over there with that. Okay, sir. Now

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Speaker 1: there's one more person that's on the schedule on the room,

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Speaker 1: one more personally. They're doing the threesome. I'm not sure.

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Speaker 1: Now I've got another person on the on schedule on here.

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Speaker 1: This can't get no words. Come out with it you

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Speaker 1: want to. I'm sorry. You want the name of your

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Speaker 1: want the name? Yes, come on with it. You told

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Speaker 1: me everything else. Okay. I got a a somebody named

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Speaker 1: nephew Tommy excuse me, man, And this is nephew Tommy

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Speaker 1: Man for the Steve Harvey Martin. Your wife got me

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Speaker 1: to prank phone all with you. I'm gonna I'm at

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Speaker 1: being here at that. This is hey man, okay, And

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Speaker 1: that's who she's been talking to on the phone. Yeah right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you got me. Hey, I gotta ask you, what is

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Speaker 1: the baddest and I'm talking about the baddest man radio

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Speaker 1: show in the land, Steve Alvery Morning Show. Give it up,

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Speaker 1: it up, give it up with my name. Now, that's

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Speaker 1: how you super Bowl right there, that's how you that's

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Speaker 1: how you watched the big game. Right there, We got

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Speaker 1: the honeymoon, sweet about phone hunting and summer night. They're

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Speaker 1: probably gonna split it. Don't don't sweat all that I

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Speaker 1: was nervous for you and this one for real. But

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Speaker 1: that's the objective shirt for you to get a little nervous,

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Speaker 1: get a little sweaty, and feel feel a little something

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Speaker 1: for me. That's why. That's that's that's what I want

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Speaker 1: y'all to feel. Love and laughter going down, y'all. February tenth,

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Speaker 1: Friday night at the Embassy Theater, Fort Wayne, Indiana. The

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Speaker 1: Nephew is on the way. Tickets on sell right now

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Speaker 1: at all ticket Man, the Outlets, laying in the Cut Up,

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Speaker 1: Memphis Chuckles Comedy Club. That's right, Memphis everywhere. Seventeenth through

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Speaker 1: the eighteenth, The Nephew is coming to town. And then

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Speaker 1: at the end of last weekend other month Baltimore Comedy Factory,

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Speaker 1: Baltimore Comedy Factory, The Nephew will be in the b

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Speaker 1: more Baby tickets running like crazy already. We acted the

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Speaker 1: food last time. We're gonna do it again, all right,

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Speaker 1: so that it is Fort Wayne this weekend. The following

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Speaker 1: weekend we're gonna hit him with Memphis, Tennessee and then

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Speaker 1: after that Baltimore be more and then uh, and then

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Speaker 1: the nephew gonna slide on down the Dallas Fort Worth,

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Speaker 1: Texas and start shooting some more Ready to love, Ready

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Speaker 1: that it jumps off in March. Y'all been enjoying it

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Speaker 1: so far? Friday night, you're gonna, Yes, you got your favorites,

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Speaker 1: yet you got your friends? Yeah, tell Mark Anthony. We said, hey,

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Speaker 1: he did not want to go. I was gonna say

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Speaker 1: he did not want to use that lifeline that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's all, let's say that, and didn't. And what's what's

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Speaker 1: the Haitian's brother name with the is Anthony Anthy Anthony? Yeah, yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: he seems like a really solid nice guy, really nice guy.

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Speaker 1: You know, Blake gets on my nerd. You know when

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Speaker 1: you might just stay with Blake, you might like him,

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Speaker 1: just stay with him. Say I'm not I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: like it's a bit much. Now he really is. I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's Yeah, he really is. As the ladies, let's talk

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Speaker 1: about something. I'm not worri about that. I'm not worried

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Speaker 1: about that. How y'all like the host, that's all I'm really,

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Speaker 1: y'all like the host. I saw you out there fishing,

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Speaker 1: you know, I like to fish. Yes, look a good nephew. Alright, yeah,

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Speaker 1: thank you, nephew, thank you. Coming up next Strawberry Letters,

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Speaker 1: subject is he a burglar or her man. We'll find

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Speaker 1: out what that's all about, although we think we know.

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Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to The Stave Harvey Morning

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