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Speaker 1: Auto checkouts its stores. Let me just explain something to you.

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Speaker 1: That's Paul's department. He always goes to the auto checkout,

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Speaker 1: and he has all these rules, all right, box it out,

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Speaker 1: box it in, and boxing it out, because like you

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Speaker 1: can't get to the left of the right. It's like

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Speaker 1: there's like a sensor. It knows, it knows, the checkout

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Speaker 1: oz knows that, like you had stuff in some other

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Speaker 1: area and it's like this weird, arbitrary alien logic that

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Speaker 1: makes no sense. You could steal everything in the store,

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Speaker 1: but like a tic tac makes it to the left

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Speaker 1: of the register and that's a violation. And then a

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Speaker 1: supervisors to come and like you've checked things and you're

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Speaker 1: trying to like do the bead this one's not beeping

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Speaker 1: and you don't know which one didn't beep, and like

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Speaker 1: you just want to throw you just shoplifting never looked

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Speaker 1: so empty. I had all these things I actually wanted,

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Speaker 1: and then I was sweating and there was a longer line,

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Speaker 1: and I went to go to the auto checkout. Please

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Speaker 1: go to the out check went to the auto checkout.

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Speaker 1: I was doing all this beauty stuff that I wanted,

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Speaker 1: and some of it I did want some of it.

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Speaker 1: Like I was regretting, and I was like trying to

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Speaker 1: edit the bag while before checking out, and then like

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Speaker 1: I just I gave up. I gave up. And the

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Speaker 1: problem is I'd eaten like a bite of like a cashew.

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Speaker 1: Like I opened one of the things thinking I was

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Speaker 1: gonna make it out a live I took cashews. Happened.

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Speaker 1: I didn't take the whole container, but I don't think

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Speaker 1: anyone's gonna buy the rest of the open container. But

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Speaker 1: I just felt guilty. I ate some thinking I was

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Speaker 1: gonna get out of there. I had to abort aboard.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't handle. I left the whole bag. I was like,

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Speaker 1: I can't do this because there was one guy working

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Speaker 1: the cash row. I just when this auto checkout calls

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Speaker 1: a supervisor. Who do you think they're calling that one guy?

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Speaker 1: Some freaking IBM is two thousand employees. Is one guy

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Speaker 1: working the thing that I needed was on the line

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Speaker 1: for and he was like, if you want to go

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Speaker 1: to auto checkout, went to auto checkout. Now they got

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Speaker 1: to call a supervisor. It's him. He's now leaving those people.

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Speaker 1: They're all mad at me too. That's the thing. Someone

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Speaker 1: behind you like sweating profusely dripping, like don't get wrong road,

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Speaker 1: get off this road. This is not for you. This

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Speaker 1: is not an express lane. So I screwed everybody at

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Speaker 1: me that like hiding. I didn't want him to come

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Speaker 1: off those people, but they're the people line, they're on

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Speaker 1: the good line. They waited, they're getting Now he's going

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Speaker 1: on abandoning them. I'd said peace out. I had to

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Speaker 1: leave and I felt self conscious and the person behind

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Speaker 1: me and I was like get and what if they

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Speaker 1: know who I am? It's not for me at all.

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Speaker 1: The bag, like the sticky bag, gotta like separate it.

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Speaker 1: I just can't stand check out. How is that saving

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Speaker 1: time and money? If you have to call a supervisor

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Speaker 1: and sometimes they have to call another supervisor. There wasn't

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Speaker 1: one then, but yeah, god was that terrible. Earbuds on

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Speaker 1: people in public places mean asshole? Like that's it someone

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Speaker 1: who's like running around publicly talking about whatever they're talking

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Speaker 1: about and they think it's important. And also you get

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Speaker 1: in a plane, someone's like loudly discussing their personal information

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Speaker 1: standing while still putting their bag overhead baggage like you're

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Speaker 1: under your seat whispering whatever you have to say, you're

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Speaker 1: texting like you're that public jerk who's walking around. Looks

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Speaker 1: like you've escaped from a mental facility with those earbuds in,

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Speaker 1: because you're like walking in circles, talking and emoting like

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Speaker 1: anyone gives a good fuck. Go away, get under the covers.

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Speaker 1: We never want to see you again. You're that guy.

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Speaker 1: I think uber eats should combine with a dating app.

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Speaker 1: Hear me out, hear me out. I don't have the

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Speaker 1: same eating style as my fiancee. He eats roast chicken

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Speaker 1: every day, ending in why with roasted potatoes. Sometimes he

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Speaker 1: gets wild and has some rice. On crazy days he

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Speaker 1: makes a baked potato. You know, he really just as

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Speaker 1: a creature of habit and there needs to be a

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Speaker 1: protein and a starch, doesn't need to be a vegetable,

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Speaker 1: but eats the same thing every day for lunch. I

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Speaker 1: don't like talking about food. I just want to grab

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Speaker 1: and I grab eat what I eat. But I have

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Speaker 1: my certain things that I like in my way, and

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Speaker 1: and so I feel like food is such a big

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Speaker 1: part of our lives that how you eat and what

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Speaker 1: you choose and what you order and where you order

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Speaker 1: it is a great way to to to date. People

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Speaker 1: should be like mixing dating apps Uber eats, like everyone

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Speaker 1: talks about food like they'll have like dumb interest, like

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Speaker 1: what do you like? You know things that go on

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Speaker 1: on a dating app that I've nothing like. We eat

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Speaker 1: all day long? What do you eat and drink? What's

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Speaker 1: your favorite? Do you like dark chocolate or milk? Because

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Speaker 1: if you like milk chocolate, get out of here. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we're not doing this. This is not gonna you don't

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Speaker 1: like spicy foods, piece out. I didn't like sweets. Really,

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Speaker 1: we're never gonna make it. We're not gonna make it.

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Speaker 1: No one talks about these things. People talk about like

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Speaker 1: big life things, you know, like where you live. I'm

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Speaker 1: a long distance relationship. It's fine. You don't like dark chocolate.

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Speaker 1: We ain't gonna make it. You don't eat sweets? You

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Speaker 1: want to sorbet at dinner for dessert. No, you are

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Speaker 1: a person who wants to order the same thing as

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Speaker 1: me at a dinner table and think I'll ever speak

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Speaker 1: to you again. No? Are you a sharer? Are you

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Speaker 1: a sauces and sides guy? Are you a condiments guy?

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Speaker 1: That's the way to meet somebody? Do you like your

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Speaker 1: appetizers and condiments better than their main course. Do you

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Speaker 1: think you do? You always pretty much get dessert. These

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Speaker 1: are the things we need to discuss, right, That's important,

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Speaker 1: not the dumb stuff. Do you like ethnic foods? Will

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Speaker 1: you eat Indian food? Thai food? Would you try an

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Speaker 1: Egyptian Ethiopian restaurant? Are you open? That's the type of

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Speaker 1: stuff I want to know. Moroccan food. Do you know

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Speaker 1: what a tajen is? Because then we can date, because

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Speaker 1: I got to look at your mug for the next

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Speaker 1: ninety years and might as well care what we're gonna

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Speaker 1: eat three guy damn meals a day and on vacation