1 00:00:00,720 --> 00:00:03,640 Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's 2 00:00:03,760 --> 00:00:07,520 Speaker 1: my Strawberry letter for today. The subject is he regifted 3 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:11,119 Speaker 1: a teddy Bear she gave him. We'll get into that 4 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:14,560 Speaker 1: find out what that's all about on this Valentine's Day. 5 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:17,799 Speaker 1: But now it's time for the nephew and the prank 6 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:19,239 Speaker 1: phone call what you got for us? 7 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:22,680 Speaker 2: Neph Let's talk about something that's very serious. On Valentine's 8 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:26,439 Speaker 2: A lot of people get overlooked and not appreciated, man, 9 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:29,080 Speaker 2: and it's just it's sad, it really is. It's sad. 10 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:36,600 Speaker 2: So today's prank, y'all is Number two's need of Valentine's too? 11 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:41,000 Speaker 2: Number two, Hello, need a Valentine's What? 12 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:40,640 Speaker 3: What? What? 13 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:43,199 Speaker 1: When I think you can ready to do something? 14 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:47,320 Speaker 2: I mean, these people are out there not getting any 15 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:51,640 Speaker 2: kind I mean, y'all, so y'all, so man, y'all, y'all 16 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:59,720 Speaker 2: have no compassion. Man Number twos, Wow, cat dog, if you. 17 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:06,280 Speaker 3: Will, Hello, Hello, my name is Eric. I gotta give 18 00:01:06,319 --> 00:01:08,039 Speaker 3: you guys a call. I got a delivery. I gotta 19 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:14,240 Speaker 3: make there tomorrow for Valentine's For who Kendra Kendrew, Yeah, 20 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:18,640 Speaker 3: Kendrell lives here. That's my wife. But uh, I didn't order. 21 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:20,960 Speaker 3: I didn't order anything for her from for her from 22 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:23,920 Speaker 3: Valentine's Day. I'm supposed to be up between seven and 23 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:27,000 Speaker 3: seven thirty. You guys are first on my list tomorrow 24 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:30,759 Speaker 3: morning for Valentine. And I got like seven eight boxes here. 25 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:34,920 Speaker 3: That's uh, that's coming to you all play So all right, 26 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,800 Speaker 3: I can let me let me let me ask you 27 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:42,560 Speaker 3: this you at six West Down? Is that you? Yeah? 28 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:45,840 Speaker 3: That's me? But uh again, there's there must be some 29 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:49,640 Speaker 3: clerical error typo because like I just told you, man, 30 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:54,000 Speaker 3: I need boxes in ten it's about seven boxes. But 31 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:56,480 Speaker 3: I mean, I mean it's just looking at the total here, 32 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:58,600 Speaker 3: it adds up to about six hun or something dollars. 33 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:01,280 Speaker 3: I mean, I got five hours, no partner. We're just 34 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:03,560 Speaker 3: gonna I'm just gonna take her to dinner and we're 35 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:06,200 Speaker 3: just gonna do our thing. But there was there was 36 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:10,640 Speaker 3: there was no delivery schedule from me enough, especially not 37 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:13,920 Speaker 3: at at seven o'clock at no partner. You got it. 38 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:16,960 Speaker 3: If there's something wrong, well you are you you're not 39 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,799 Speaker 3: gonna be there? Are you not gonna be there tomorrow morning? Sir? 40 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:23,320 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm gonna be here. But as far as 41 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:26,440 Speaker 3: accepting a delivery that I didn't order and didn't pay for. 42 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:29,800 Speaker 3: That's not happening. Man. Well let me tell you. I 43 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:35,400 Speaker 3: got flowers, two boxes that are lingerie, several boxes that 44 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:38,120 Speaker 3: are sex toys. We're all all that stuff. I have 45 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:42,000 Speaker 3: all that stuff loaded to be delivered tomorrow at seven am. 46 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:47,120 Speaker 3: And dude, obviously there's a communication breakdown between you and 47 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:51,400 Speaker 3: me player because I didn't order that, and right, but 48 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:54,200 Speaker 3: you're telling me to the But what the problem I'm 49 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:57,400 Speaker 3: having is that you're telling me I have the right address. 50 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:01,120 Speaker 3: You know the name of the person Kendrick, which is 51 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:05,079 Speaker 3: your wife. Right, Yeah, yeah, so far so good man. 52 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:08,920 Speaker 3: But uh as far as me ordering that, dude, I'm not. 53 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:12,360 Speaker 3: I'm not. I'm not accepting it because I didn't pay 54 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:15,000 Speaker 3: for it. I did not order. I mean, I mean 55 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:18,240 Speaker 3: it's already it's already paid. Let me let me just 56 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:21,079 Speaker 3: look at the name here on the here is here 57 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:25,440 Speaker 3: is right here. Okay, we got Devin. What would you say? 58 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:31,440 Speaker 3: I said, Devon. That's that's who made the purchase. Oh no, no, no, no, okay, 59 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:35,440 Speaker 3: that's my wife's ex husband. So even you and him 60 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:38,560 Speaker 3: are in cahoots with each other to do this, and 61 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:41,920 Speaker 3: and and try to upset me, but guess what, you succeeded. 62 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:47,920 Speaker 3: All right, So I'm gonna make this his past to you. 63 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:50,760 Speaker 3: I listened to you, so you listen to me. This 64 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:53,160 Speaker 3: is what I want to make abundantly clear to you. 65 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:56,040 Speaker 3: I understand you have a job to do, but if 66 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:58,960 Speaker 3: you bring those roses and all of that stuff past 67 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:02,760 Speaker 3: my house tomorrow, this is what's gonna happen. Those roses, 68 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:05,800 Speaker 3: those storms. I'm gonna put them somewhere so far up 69 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:09,040 Speaker 3: your rear end that the only way that they see 70 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:12,600 Speaker 3: sunshine is when you open your mouth. So do not, 71 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:16,240 Speaker 3: I repeat, do not. You and Devin, y'all can take 72 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:18,440 Speaker 3: this and you can do whatever y'all want with it. 73 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:20,760 Speaker 3: Y'all can play with the sex toys. Y'all can do 74 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:23,320 Speaker 3: whatever you want to red roses, petals and all that 75 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:25,839 Speaker 3: other stuff. Y'all can do what you need to do. 76 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:29,320 Speaker 3: Not show up at my crib tomorrow because it ain't 77 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:32,800 Speaker 3: gonna be a happy Valentine's Day for nobody involved. That's 78 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:37,520 Speaker 3: what I'm okay. But here's the deal. As a delivery person, 79 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:42,039 Speaker 3: I am obligated to make the drip. I have to 80 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:44,400 Speaker 3: make this drive or then I don't get you know, 81 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:46,320 Speaker 3: I get chewed out that I didn't do my job 82 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:49,120 Speaker 3: because that's stuff. Okay, so what would what would you 83 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:51,880 Speaker 3: rather be? Choo choot out or have thorns up your rear? End, 84 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:54,919 Speaker 3: let's sold out, let's load down in. What you're not 85 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:57,280 Speaker 3: gonna do is to hold off. You can to do 86 00:04:57,680 --> 00:05:02,599 Speaker 3: just some flectis you bring my friend? Okay, all right, 87 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:05,320 Speaker 3: I'm gonna do the flowers. I'll use the sex toys 88 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:08,440 Speaker 3: for you. So you got a choice. You got flowers, 89 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:14,320 Speaker 3: you let me. Let me say this with ISAs be 90 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:17,080 Speaker 3: as professional as possible. You say, I'm trying to be 91 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:19,280 Speaker 3: as cool as possible, but you ain't listening to me. 92 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,680 Speaker 3: Do not bring the livery Okay, you can drop them 93 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:25,440 Speaker 3: off at the curve, then you get credit for and 94 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:28,280 Speaker 3: whoever walk past and up and down the street they 95 00:05:28,279 --> 00:05:30,520 Speaker 3: can pick it up. But do not come to my 96 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:34,120 Speaker 3: front door and ring my doorbell asking me to sign 97 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:37,919 Speaker 3: and accept nothing. It ain't have to drop them off 98 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:43,080 Speaker 3: at the door, sir. I'm telling you now, I've gotta 99 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:45,679 Speaker 3: drop them off at the door. The problem I'm having 100 00:05:45,839 --> 00:05:48,200 Speaker 3: is you telling me you're gonna stick some flowers up 101 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:51,200 Speaker 3: my Now we got a problem. Just listening to this 102 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:55,440 Speaker 3: whole scenario, I'm just curious. Is it possible that maybe 103 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:58,360 Speaker 3: Devin does something for her that you don't do? Hey? Man, 104 00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:01,360 Speaker 3: you what? What where you going? Was this? All I'm 105 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:04,320 Speaker 3: telling you is demand your business and don't make this drop. 106 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:07,520 Speaker 3: Why am I doing whatever it is that Devon that? 107 00:06:07,839 --> 00:06:09,960 Speaker 3: Why am I gonna do this stuff that Devon has 108 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:15,040 Speaker 3: purchased for her? And if you need to, why you 109 00:06:15,279 --> 00:06:18,680 Speaker 3: need to ask Devin because he better not show his 110 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:21,039 Speaker 3: face up over here. You can take it home and 111 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:24,479 Speaker 3: give it to your girl if you want to. I'm 112 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:26,960 Speaker 3: not giving my girl anything that I didn't buy for her. 113 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:29,640 Speaker 3: I'm not doing that you think. So if you if 114 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:31,760 Speaker 3: you're not gonna give your girl anything that you didn't 115 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:33,919 Speaker 3: buy for her, why am I going to accept something 116 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:36,080 Speaker 3: for my girl that I didn't buy for her. I 117 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:38,320 Speaker 3: ain't gonna tell you that. You gotta accept it, But 118 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:42,120 Speaker 3: I'm saying, remember you bring up to my house, I 119 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:44,480 Speaker 3: gotta accept it. And I'm telling you now, don't even 120 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:47,760 Speaker 3: bring it to my house. Maybe maybe mister Devin know 121 00:06:47,839 --> 00:06:51,360 Speaker 3: what she likes. She looks like obviously she's gonna watch 122 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:55,279 Speaker 3: him no more. She be he of the flower delivery 123 00:06:55,320 --> 00:07:02,200 Speaker 3: person just like her husband and mom. Whooping. That's all 124 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:05,840 Speaker 3: I got to say. Two words for bringing whooping. So 125 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,400 Speaker 3: you might as well come on now so you can 126 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:10,560 Speaker 3: go home after you get this whooping. Okay, okay, okay, 127 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:11,920 Speaker 3: let me let me say this. At the end of 128 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:15,280 Speaker 3: the day, I'm gonna say this is Tommy already told me, yo, 129 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:17,960 Speaker 3: she's gonna do something like this. He told me that. 130 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:21,000 Speaker 3: Who'd you say? Who the hell me? I already told 131 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:23,160 Speaker 3: me you was gonna act like this? Who the hell 132 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:28,000 Speaker 3: is Tommy? Nephew Timmy, Isaiah, This is nephew Tommy for 133 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:31,400 Speaker 3: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And guess what, Isaiah, your 134 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:37,600 Speaker 3: girl Kendred got me the prank phone call you. You 135 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:43,960 Speaker 3: know what, you Kendrew. All of y'all can show up 136 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,960 Speaker 3: tomorrow and all of y'all gonna get portions of this 137 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:56,560 Speaker 3: Salentine to day. Oh you gotta your brother chance to 138 00:07:56,560 --> 00:08:02,600 Speaker 3: cool down now, man, sweet one and only Kindred with 139 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:05,360 Speaker 3: all that is in me, I love your baby girl 140 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:08,800 Speaker 3: to death. Do us part, And it almost came early, 141 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:15,840 Speaker 3: but I love you. What you think? Man? 142 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:24,200 Speaker 2: No, I broke her heart, but I fixed it at 143 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:25,960 Speaker 2: the end. Calling you see what I'm saying, see how 144 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:26,400 Speaker 2: I did that? 145 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,880 Speaker 3: No, I fixed it. You almost had ready to fight 146 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:30,480 Speaker 3: her sister. 147 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,320 Speaker 2: It was like, I think any name, I think any 148 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:35,560 Speaker 2: name I have said it was. 149 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:36,800 Speaker 3: I was ready to roll. 150 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:38,920 Speaker 1: My son is looking for you. 151 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:43,640 Speaker 2: The part when you called back and said the man 152 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:46,640 Speaker 2: don't number twos need love. 153 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:54,080 Speaker 3: Cracked. She cracked, Oh you got to beat us. 154 00:08:56,760 --> 00:09:01,120 Speaker 1: Right before he said that, don't say anything stupid. That's right. 155 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:05,120 Speaker 2: She was crushed at first year, and she got didn 156 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:13,679 Speaker 2: the anger set in and then to hell with it, everybody. 157 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:17,440 Speaker 1: Coming up next is the Strawberry Letter for today, and 158 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:21,040 Speaker 1: the subject is he regifted a teddy Bear she gave him. 159 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:25,280 Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this. You're listening Hard 160 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:26,040 Speaker 1: Morning Show