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Speaker 1: their sixth dog Bird, Welcome to Hollywood Handbook. This show,

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Speaker 1: this show is uh.

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Speaker 2: It's an insider's guide to kicking button dropping names of

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Speaker 2: the red carpet lineback always of this industry we call showbiz.

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Speaker 2: This is our first live show ever. The clapping is great.

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Speaker 2: The clapping element that we don't usually get is very well.

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Speaker 3: It's just so nice for us because so often we

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Speaker 3: if some of our listeners are able to get to

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Speaker 1: Because Engineer Brett will not clap when we do it.

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Speaker 1: No in the studio.

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Speaker 2: He's trying, you know, he's getting there and his hands

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Speaker 3: Tries to clap, it's a coordination issue for him. He's

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Speaker 2: Do you see how nice it is, Brett when people

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Speaker 4: You said, I don't get on life. Can I sit?

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Speaker 2: You just look like a fiend, a gross fiend.

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Speaker 3: Do you look like you're on a disgusting vacation, like

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Speaker 4: Right, I'm not trying to riff.

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Speaker 1: And I could see technology, and they have that technology.

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Speaker 2: Down, Brett. Brett gum gum, gump, my gum.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for teaching Brett how to clap. So what

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Speaker 3: I guess I guess Hollywood can be kind of fun,

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Speaker 1: It actually can be a little fun sometimes, and.

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Speaker 1: Has anyone ever had a dream in their lives? Yes?

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Speaker 3: No, that's too much pressure. Just a movie that you like,

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Speaker 2: Does anyone know any movie? Has anyone seen a movie?

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Speaker 1: Do you've seen the wedding singer? That's perfect? Yeah? I

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Speaker 2: Let me stop you. Yeah, you're gonna want to start.

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Speaker 5: Okay, have you ever been to a wedding?

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Speaker 3: Okay, this stuff, I'm getting out my checkbook, right, they're saying, yes.

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Speaker 2: First of all, when you were describing the beginning of

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Speaker 3: So I think, but probably what's happening to you is

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Speaker 5: To start over. Then the music comes up. You're alive.

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Speaker 5: You spin me around like a record.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, good line.

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Speaker 5: Cinemaup Presents.

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Speaker 5: I don't remember the rest of them. Keep going, Adam Sandler, yes,

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Speaker 3: Let me stop you. You're not like what you're doing

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: My one note is you're not going to get them.

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Speaker 2: You came from the audience, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 5: Well, maybe could we get an Alan covert. He's probably affordable.

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Speaker 2: There's a big tennis match and the two guys there's

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Speaker 3: Well, could you talk about when they crashed the weddings

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Speaker 5: Sure, you got a charming Owen Wilson type. It's all

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Speaker 5: And you know weddings.

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Speaker 5: No, they're crashing at the wedding.

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Speaker 1: Okay, don't ever say no.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you so much. That was really good.

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Speaker 2: Thank you to this this person. What's your name? I

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Speaker 3: Really important to let them know that you have a name,

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Speaker 3: they're gonna want to contact you. And what a huge

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Speaker 1: Millions of bucks have it.

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Speaker 3: Guess that's right. We can't just the concept of a guest.

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Speaker 3: Yes, let's look at him and his face. Please, Pete,

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Speaker 1: Well, we could discuss anything. It's free form. That's what

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Speaker 3: We are we are, we are, we are famous Doctor Home.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm not a doctor. I'm a man.

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Speaker 2: I'm a regular human man. Doctors aren't aren't men. Doctors

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Speaker 1: You know that? Yeah, that's the show British guy Just

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Speaker 7: I'm just saying if one of us were solving crimes,

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Speaker 7: Well, you don't want to hurt feelings in show business,

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Speaker 3: We've talked about some of the fun stuff. We remember

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Speaker 1: Yes, that's correct. The Pete Homes Show.

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Speaker 3: I was unbeknownst, it is not explained, and I'll tell

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Speaker 1: With that title, I think you've got a case.

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Speaker 3: When they called it the Pete Holmes Show, I said, Oh,

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Speaker 3: they're in trouble because that's going to hold.

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Speaker 1: Up in court for you.

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Speaker 3: I do he shouldn't be able to use your name

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Speaker 3: if they just filmed it and they called it something.

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Speaker 8: Else, A big guy show. Yes, Sherlock Lumbering Ogre show. Yes,

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Speaker 7: Told you you could have more? Large buddy? Yes, they

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Speaker 7: can't remember my name. I have what I call whit

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Speaker 7: police call probable cause. See what people might not know

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Speaker 2: We're constantly weird week to invoke the police, or what

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying, you might don't want to take sides

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Speaker 2: This is gonna be, this is going out, This is

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Speaker 2: say you love them?

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Speaker 1: Can I say? I love sting.

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Speaker 3: And for and for people? When you're just listening, they're

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Speaker 3: Now I think what happened is TBS sent over a

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that was a very big living room,

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Speaker 3: Yes, it was a modern kind you know, it's Japanese

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Speaker 7: And I just enjoyed kind of discussing my feelings into

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Speaker 1: So all of that was just me being me.

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Speaker 7: My friends would come over, they'd plug their projects in.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they tell you what you're up to. They're up

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I would always turn to my mirror and.

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Speaker 9: Say we'll be right back, batman and things. I would also, yeah,

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Speaker 9: would would throw to tape. They call that. That's that's

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Speaker 9: a little terminology. You throw a tape. It's something you.

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Speaker 1: Take terminology from your house. I use it in my house.

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Speaker 10: And I found out I tried to sue TBS, and

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Speaker 10: any move, if you do the string dance that Conan does.

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Speaker 1: If you're adorable like Jimmy Fallon, you're sued, you get

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Speaker 3: Or if you think stuff is awesome like Jimmy. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I fell into that a lot. I'm a positive man,

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Speaker 3: I really am. And so because this was categorized as

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Speaker 1: any of that? Doseph? Doseph? The do me money?

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Speaker 7: You guys are wasted on a podcast because your face

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Speaker 7: is hilarious, it should be.

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Speaker 1: Well, it should be a podcast. I can't see my face,

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Speaker 1: so it should be a TV show. It is hilarious.

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Speaker 1: It should definitely be a TV show. Yeah. No, they

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Speaker 7: That's how I got money from them was. I was like,

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Speaker 7: that is my life. You're gonna have to give me

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Speaker 1: Do you like having that money? Yeah? People like money. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it makes you feel like a big man.

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Speaker 6: What what kinds of stuff does he have with them?

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Speaker 6: What do I buy with money? How is this an

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Speaker 6: I think he's looking at Sean just for the Nope.

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Speaker 6: You can buy, you can pay rent. You can pay

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Speaker 1: A big living room and probably pretty pricey. Huh yeah,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and you and you appear to have basically office

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Speaker 1: Well, you give you sort of job interview type things. Yes, yeah, those.

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Speaker 7: I've turned all the bedrooms into places that we can

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's you.

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Speaker 7: Know what the weirdest thing is, now that the show's

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Speaker 2: Sure, sure now that you know what was going on. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: It does stick.

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Speaker 7: We're in our fifteenth season in my house, we're going strong.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, your face, What is it about it that's so hilarious?

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Speaker 1: True speak speak on that his face please speak on

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Speaker 1: his face. I would cast you as a mare. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you said my face should be a TV show? No,

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Speaker 1: your face is it should be a TV show? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're the fiance in a movie.

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Speaker 7: Yes, And you wear long boots up to your knee,

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Speaker 7: and you're always you're hunting fox.

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Speaker 1: You're always hunting fox, and she's like, I love him.

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Speaker 1: He comes from a good bloodline. You gotta let me

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Speaker 1: stop you, let me stop you.

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Speaker 1: It is a question, would you hunt fox?

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Speaker 2: Yes, and wear long boots while a woman waits for

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Speaker 1: God, I would trust you with a bow and arrow,

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Speaker 1: is what I'm sorry.

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Speaker 7: I would trust you to vanquish foes from some sort

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Speaker 7: of you know castle.

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Speaker 1: How much?

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Speaker 2: How much deal points? What's the we're negotiating if you

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Speaker 1: Oh like back end? That's something.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, we'll give you twenty back end Okay out of

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Speaker 2: Okay, Now, Pete, you said that you wanted to come

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Speaker 2: our audience here, Yeah, I was hoping.

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Speaker 1: I was hoping to come to this bar and leave

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Speaker 1: little Well you.

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Speaker 3: Were saying, it's so hard for you as a comedian

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Speaker 3: and that's your favorite thing to do live podcast tapings,

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Speaker 7: Just looking for a girl that I can go to

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Speaker 2: Yes, with someone who is willing to pay for something

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and they have also the option to listen for

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Speaker 2: Does anyone want to be anything like that? He's a

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Speaker 7: I like that this room is set up so that

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Speaker 1: We may get to the back lest we all die.

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Speaker 1: Keep that's number one rule of live performing. I know

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Speaker 7: Keep the audience the fuck away from you. You don't

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Speaker 7: want to feel their energy, you don't want to hear them,

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Speaker 7: You sure shit don't want to see them.

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Speaker 2: I will say we did clear a big path to

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Speaker 3: We didn't want anyone to get sort of crushed up

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Speaker 1: We had a fireman in here. Yeah, I made sure

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Speaker 1: it was okay. I'm not minudo. Yeah, that's a good reference.

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Speaker 1: That's a sweet reference. Speak on speak on making references

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Speaker 7: Yeah, you're rewarding an audience for listening and watching other things.

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Speaker 1: a reference to his own act, which is called a callback.

452
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:07,879
Speaker 2: Yes, like the sting one I made earlier that you

453
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:14,920
Speaker 2: didn't catch. No, I didn't hear it. How many beagles

454
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:27,119
Speaker 2: do you own? Do I smell like beagles?

455
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:27,520
Speaker 3: No?

456
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:29,960
Speaker 1: No, No, I bet you smell like cedar. I'm not

457
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:32,800
Speaker 1: close enough, but I bet I bet you smell great.

458
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:36,120
Speaker 11: And you keep a journal in like a soft leather diary,

459
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:46,440
Speaker 11: feather bed, canopy, always eating.

460
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:49,320
Speaker 1: Are all nice things, you know, it's so funny about it.

461
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:52,240
Speaker 2: I don't see what's so embarrassing about owning nice things.

462
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:55,399
Speaker 1: That's one of the things that you can do with

463
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:59,560
Speaker 1: some of that money that we talked. Right, Oh, I

464
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 1: was talking abou.

465
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,840
Speaker 2: Oh, it's so funny to spend money on luxury goods.

466
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:07,879
Speaker 3: Write down your memories in a nice journal, yeah, so

467
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,240
Speaker 3: you can reflect on them.

468
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:13,240
Speaker 1: Yes, I go around just forgetting my memories.

469
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:18,520
Speaker 3: Hmm yeah, Instagram, right, I mean that's what they do.

470
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:20,960
Speaker 2: That is it is all it's Yes, it's all on

471
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:21,840
Speaker 2: computers now.

472
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:23,040
Speaker 1: Yes, it's all computers.

473
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 3: And you know what, and when the grid goes down, Pete,

474
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:30,040
Speaker 3: that leather journal is gonna seem like a pretty sharp idea.

475
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:37,000
Speaker 1: What do you think about all these computers, Pete? I mean, I.

476
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:40,160
Speaker 7: Feel like movies can predict the future. And ever since,

477
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,960
Speaker 7: like the eighties, we've been making movies about robots taking

478
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:45,440
Speaker 7: us over. So that's that's definitely gonna happen.

479
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:48,480
Speaker 3: And aren't they too small? Like some of these iPods?

480
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 3: Are they getting too small? It's like cool, you can

481
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:55,520
Speaker 3: fit songs in there. But I'm losing the freaking thing.

482
00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:56,480
Speaker 1: I know.

483
00:25:56,680 --> 00:26:01,000
Speaker 3: It's like stuck in my sheets or something. I mean honestly,

484
00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:04,080
Speaker 3: and I can't necessarily trust my cleaning lady.

485
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,119
Speaker 1: So you know what you're saying.

486
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:12,200
Speaker 7: Because of Apple, more cleaning ladies are being fired because

487
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:16,960
Speaker 7: you're just losing your iPod but you're blaming your untrustworthy.

488
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 1: That's a take. Yeah, so that is what I said.

489
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:23,440
Speaker 1: I'm pro computer.

490
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,879
Speaker 7: Will you back up your mind if you're able to

491
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,080
Speaker 7: in twenty fifty four?

492
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:31,280
Speaker 1: What I like to well, I know what that means.

493
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:35,639
Speaker 1: But tell everyone else we we love science. Believe some

494
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:37,639
Speaker 1: of these people might not know. And I read science books.

495
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,800
Speaker 3: We read so much science books, and clearly you do too,

496
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:41,800
Speaker 3: and tell them about some of the.

497
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:42,920
Speaker 1: Science we all understand.

498
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:49,320
Speaker 7: Well, they say, in like around twenty fifty four, you'll

499
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:51,480
Speaker 7: be able to back up your own contract.

500
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:55,040
Speaker 1: Exactly exactly, Yes you will.

501
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,800
Speaker 7: So just as preposterous as it seems to not back

502
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,760
Speaker 7: up your phone, and people will be like back in

503
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:02,879
Speaker 7: the twenty fourteens, people used to just walk around with

504
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 7: only one consciousness.

505
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:07,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, are you gonna do Google class?

506
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:09,639
Speaker 3: Now?

507
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 1: That's another. That's another thing that we happen. Sure is

508
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:15,800
Speaker 1: those are those?

509
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 3: Are you seen some of these helicopters? Now, you guys

510
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:26,680
Speaker 3: are just naming technologies. It's different existing technologies. This song

511
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:28,880
Speaker 3: means it's time for the popcorn gallery.

512
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 12: Popcorn galleryes, time for now the popcorn gallery. You explain it,

513
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:40,439
Speaker 12: and I will sing the song so man, because the

514
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:44,440
Speaker 12: viewers the gallery because.

515
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:47,080
Speaker 1: It's about movies and the movie.

516
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:51,920
Speaker 3: People ask questions or chime scene, but they're not part

517
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:52,600
Speaker 3: of the main event.

518
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:54,640
Speaker 1: They're sometimes called the peanut gallery.

519
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:58,440
Speaker 3: Put but when you go to movies, movies doesn't have peanuts,

520
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:03,480
Speaker 3: right pee, lot of times you're eating popcorn. Popcorn, and

521
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:05,680
Speaker 3: so we call it the popcorn Gallery, and we get

522
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:11,520
Speaker 3: questions for the guests from thee like this song.

523
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:15,120
Speaker 1: I feel like the song part of it is we've done.

524
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 3: The song part of movie. Are we going back through

525
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:23,959
Speaker 3: the song? It never really stopped. He stopped and I

526
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,520
Speaker 3: just kept it going. But that can be fun.

527
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 2: But I have a question is from the audience from home.

528
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:34,719
Speaker 3: Let's get a question from the popcorn Gallery. And that's you, guys.

529
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:36,199
Speaker 1: That's what it is.

530
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:38,239
Speaker 2: Does anyone have a question? Don't have a question for

531
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 2: Pete Holmes? Damn oh yes, yes, hello sir. What was

532
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:52,000
Speaker 2: it like working with Cone? How did you meet Conan?

533
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 2: And what was it like? What was it like?

534
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,959
Speaker 3: What was it like meeting Conan? And how did you

535
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:56,840
Speaker 3: like meeting Cody?

536
00:28:59,800 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 2: Well?

537
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 1: I met Conan in court because I was suing TBS.

538
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 7: Yeah, yes, and rigging my home against my will with

539
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 7: cameras and the court.

540
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,480
Speaker 1: Room is the new golf course, isn't it, Pete.

541
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,160
Speaker 3: I mean that's where a lot of these deals get made,

542
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 3: is we're all just suing each other and hanging out

543
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 3: in the waiting room and trying to get on a

544
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 3: good jury.

545
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 1: Wait, you're going to court to get on a jury.

546
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:27,360
Speaker 3: Well, I'm here anyway, and so I just throw my

547
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:28,920
Speaker 3: name in there and goo, maybe I can get a

548
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 3: good movie idea from a scandalous trial.

549
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 2: You that hot coffee lady spill a coffee? Yes for herself? Yep, yep,

550
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 2: Alison Jenny. Then that's how she got started from mom.

551
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:49,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't I didn't get I didn't get the

552
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 1: Leary mm.

553
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 7: I call references lears because Dennis Leary is the of

554
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 7: the movie.

555
00:29:55,320 --> 00:30:02,040
Speaker 1: The ref I didn't get the lyric and itse for reference. Yeah, yeah,

556
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 1: it's a what do you think about that round of

557
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:08,400
Speaker 1: applause you got? I've built a career on the spattering.

558
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:11,960
Speaker 11: Yeah, that's the name of my agontobiography.

559
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:14,600
Speaker 1: I've built a career on a spattering.

560
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 7: M Yes, I feel like you should be in the

561
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:20,080
Speaker 7: woods hanging up wanted posters for Robin Hood.

562
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:23,000
Speaker 1: Well he was a thief.

563
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:28,240
Speaker 2: I don't understand why people are going around acting like

564
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 2: he's this some sort of hero.

565
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 1: He stole from people. He gave it away. That's how

566
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:39,520
Speaker 1: you become loved. But he took it.

567
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 3: When I'm like, when I'm giving my money, it's like

568
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 3: I actually got paid that money. So nobody's you know, uh,

569
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:47,640
Speaker 3: necessarily writing a tune about me.

570
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 1: Did they have tunes about Robinhood?

571
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 3: Oh, baby, yes, yes, you bet. That's how we know

572
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:56,240
Speaker 3: about him. It all traveled through song.

573
00:30:56,320 --> 00:31:00,280
Speaker 1: Back then. It was an oral history, moral tradition. Sean

574
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 1: knows about that. He's one of eight New America, one

575
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:05,560
Speaker 1: eighth Native American. Yeah, that song sounded Native America. Yes,

576
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:09,880
Speaker 1: and okay, well, don't do it in front of me.

577
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:14,640
Speaker 1: You know, I am one of these guys. What was

578
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 1: that That wasn't offensive?

579
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 3: Oh come on, I'll tell you if I'm oh, come on,

580
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:23,000
Speaker 3: I don't sound like that.

581
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 1: Give me a brank. What is your what is your tribe?

582
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:30,800
Speaker 1: Where you where do your It's one of the biggest ones.

583
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:34,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, one of the bigger ones, Cherokee or.

584
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the one with the arrows. Yeah they have,

585
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 1: They used arrows.

586
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 3: And they would now uh yeah, then they loved, you know,

587
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,240
Speaker 3: buffalo pieces.

588
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 1: Yeah they were, Yes, and it.

589
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:53,920
Speaker 3: Was a big, really big tribe, a deep rich mythology. Yeah,

590
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 3: feather address and uh you know, you know they're doing

591
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:00,800
Speaker 3: uh a lot of stuff with the earth.

592
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 1: Let's get another question. What we forgot to do? We

593
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:10,840
Speaker 1: have to reach into the bag.

594
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:12,400
Speaker 2: We have to play the sound drop where we reach

595
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 2: into the bag to get the popcorn questions.

596
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 1: Oh, that's right, we did forget to do that. Do

597
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:19,320
Speaker 1: you have that sound drop for us? I play the

598
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:27,960
Speaker 1: sound drop in the book? Oh it's a sting CD.

599
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 1: Oh so.

600
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 3: I think what happened there is our friend Mark, who

601
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:36,120
Speaker 3: records these sound drops for us.

602
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,160
Speaker 1: My friend from high school was.

603
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 3: Rooting around in a popcorn bag and found a sting CD.

604
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 1: Yeah. Sweet.

605
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:47,120
Speaker 2: The sound drops are getting increasingly referential to the content

606
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:47,760
Speaker 2: of the show.

607
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:49,360
Speaker 1: That's going.

608
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:51,240
Speaker 2: What it's kind of like in that case is he

609
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 2: was trying to do one of those callbacks he heard

610
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 2: about from earlier in the show.

611
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 1: He was trying to get in on that but not

612
00:32:57,200 --> 00:33:00,240
Speaker 1: fully understand. I don't really know how it works. Yeah, yeah,

613
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 1: he's a nice guy. Uh so anyway, that was that

614
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 1: sound drop. Yeah, let's get it. Let's get a question

615
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:13,400
Speaker 1: from Brett Brett. Bratt, Brett, is he in the room? Bratt?

616
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:22,520
Speaker 3: Engineer Brett Cody, engineer, Cody, could you go get him?

617
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 2: Our engineer went outside? Oh hi Cody, Oh my god. Cody, Cody, Cody, Cody, Cody, Cody, Cody, Cody, Cody, Cody.

618
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 1: Cody, Cody, Cody. How are we for time? How are

619
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:45,800
Speaker 1: we doing on time? That's what's left the moon? Do

620
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 1: we start each one more fiendish than the last. You

621
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,360
Speaker 1: don't look like you're on vacation. You look like you're

622
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 1: hard at work painting a house.

623
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 2: Look at the robe of chocolate he has on his shorts.

624
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 3: And Cody, when we send you to get Breck, you

625
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:09,960
Speaker 3: go around. You don't have to go over the stage,

626
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 3: You go around outside.

627
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:23,800
Speaker 1: And Cody. I hope that house comes out nice. That's great.

628
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 1: That is just primo. Is there another question for Pete Holmes?

629
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 2: Oh?

630
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:30,920
Speaker 1: Yes, do we have one more question? It is difficult?

631
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:31,839
Speaker 1: Oh yes, thank you.

632
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 3: Okay, So the question is, which have you been talking

633
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 3: to Marvel or anything?

634
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,960
Speaker 1: Have they been talking to you about the X Men stuff?

635
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:48,760
Speaker 2: Uh?

636
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:55,000
Speaker 7: Nope, I mean what do you gotta do to get

637
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,480
Speaker 7: the attention of big Marvel.

638
00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 1: You know what I'm do. You love that stuff like

639
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 1: we do. We're such a nerds for that, and we'll

640
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:02,879
Speaker 1: just nerd out right now.

641
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:07,400
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, being an you guys are big nerds, huge, huge.

642
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 1: It may not look like it, but it's confusing because

643
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:10,799
Speaker 1: that just seems like.

644
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:12,719
Speaker 7: That's very in vogue and maybe you guys are kind

645
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:14,400
Speaker 7: of monopolizing on a trend.

646
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 1: Now. We love all the X Men, we love the

647
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:16,840
Speaker 1: Big Monster.

648
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:19,719
Speaker 3: I hope you're having a joke on us, because we

649
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 3: absolutely love the X Men and some of the Avenger

650
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:24,360
Speaker 3: Man too.

651
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:27,640
Speaker 1: Who you love the avenger Man? Yes? The ones? Yes?

652
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 1: To name one of them? Name one Avenger?

653
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:33,360
Speaker 3: Oh sweeze. You don't want to tangle with me on

654
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:35,759
Speaker 3: this kind of thing. It's we'll be here all night

655
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:38,839
Speaker 3: if I start naming them, because you know, because there's

656
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:39,719
Speaker 3: so many that I know.

657
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:46,200
Speaker 1: Now, isn't it fun to nerd out? And isn't it

658
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 1: not fair that Bully's picked on nerds?

659
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 3: And now aren't we in charge?

660
00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,400
Speaker 1: Yeah? Could just become that peek.

661
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:04,279
Speaker 7: I mean yeah, we were just shoved into lockers and

662
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 7: I have a lot of sand kicked in my face.

663
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 7: I had my comic books stripped from me, and now

664
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:13,239
Speaker 7: I own a Volkswagen golf.

665
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:20,400
Speaker 1: So fuck you with your white baseball hat, that says Cox.

666
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:25,319
Speaker 1: What does that mean? Yeah, US game Cocks. Yeah, you

667
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:28,439
Speaker 1: guys knew that's a college football team, yeah, right away.

668
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:32,880
Speaker 1: And that that just makes you further suspect if I

669
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:34,719
Speaker 1: say Tony Stark, who is that?

670
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:42,920
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, Tony, Yeah he's well he's in the movies.

671
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 1: He's in the movies, and he is a fighter.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's true, and you don't want to get a

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Speaker 2: big punch from him.

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Speaker 1: Like, oh you don't bad guys. Look out. You said

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Speaker 1: you liked the Big Monster.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, ian x men, yep, the Big One.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Do you not know it? I thought you said

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Speaker 1: you liked comics, Pete, I never did.

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Speaker 7: Oh that's why I only talk on podcasts so you

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Speaker 7: can prove it.

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Speaker 1: That's the lasson. I've learned the hard way. Find where

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Speaker 1: I said I liked comic books. Speak on that you

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Speaker 1: can't trust. It was a hard way you learned. Talk

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Speaker 1: about that experience you had.

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Speaker 7: I was talking to Don Cheatle and I kept saying

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Speaker 7: you should do Cheetahs commercials and say, I'm don Cheeto,

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Speaker 7: Cheeto I love Don Cheato's Cheetos, so it's a new

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Speaker 7: kind of Cheetahs for toddlers because they call him Cheetos.

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Speaker 1: So it's like, hey, are you tired of these grown

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Speaker 1: up Cheetos?

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Speaker 7: And then Toddler was like, oh, but here I am

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Speaker 7: is like have some Don Cheetos? Yeah, and like I

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Speaker 7: gave him the idea and then like he totally didn't

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Speaker 7: use it.

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Speaker 1: So that's why I only speak to recordings. I think

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Speaker 1: you understand what. Sure, it definitely connects.

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Speaker 7: Yes, yeah, if I hadn't, if I had recorded it,

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Speaker 7: I would have been able to sell the idea.

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Speaker 1: And that's what it's about. Pete. What was that movie

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Speaker 1: with Brendan Frasier.

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Speaker 2: Where he lives in a time capsule for a long

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Speaker 2: time and then he ends up in the present day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like blast from the past? Blast from the past?

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Speaker 1: Is that what it is?

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Speaker 2: Yes, thank you, it's not a good title. I need

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Speaker 2: to make a phone call real fast. Sorry you guys,

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Speaker 2: gotta keep going.

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Speaker 3: Pete, what was the movie? It's Brendan Fraser, sure, and

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Speaker 3: he's there's like animals blast from the past.

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Speaker 1: There's like animals attacking him or something too late. There's

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Speaker 1: animals attacking him.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's the animals are mean and he's mad at them.

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Speaker 1: Could it be the Mummy that you're talking about? The Mummy?

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Speaker 1: That was it? There's some animals? What is are you

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Speaker 1: making a phone call? Now? Keep going? Yeah? Mummies? Huh?

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Speaker 1: Is that about the scariest thing you've ever seen in

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Speaker 1: your life? Or what the movie? The Mummy or any mummy?

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Speaker 1: He thinks it's the Mummy.

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Speaker 7: I'm not afraid of mummies or zombies, anything that looks

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Speaker 7: like a good whack with a shovel.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Right, Imagine a mummy worre We're coming right up on you,

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Speaker 2: and he was attacking you, and you had no defense,

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Speaker 2: you had no weapons. Imagine if you had no weapons

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Speaker 2: and you wouldn't be scared. Yeah right, thank you? Just

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Speaker 2: in Time?

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Speaker 1: Did you hear that? Was that the movie? It was

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Speaker 1: called Just in Time, not Blast from the Past. The past.

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Speaker 2: He said that if he saw a mummy, he wouldn't

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Speaker 2: even be scared, even if it was coming right up

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Speaker 2: on him and he had no weapons. I never said that,

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Speaker 2: that is what he's Okay, let me get this straight.

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Speaker 1: Yeah right, okay, you're okay, you're here, Mummy's here. Coming

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Speaker 1: at you, and.

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Speaker 3: He sees you, and he's coming at you, and you

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Speaker 3: got no weapons and not even like a rock is

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Speaker 3: not necessarily weapon, but you could use it as one.

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Speaker 3: You got none, and you're not scared. Yeah, right to

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Speaker 3: give me pete. But that's it, Yeah, right for me.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry it was a way for you to try

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Speaker 2: to attract a girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: Finally from this audience that I'm not afraid of mummies.

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Speaker 7: You find that women get real excited when you say

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Speaker 7: that you're not afraid of mummies. But I don't well, yeah, no,

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Speaker 7: not really working tonight.

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Speaker 3: I don't think they're attracted to lies. And honestly, you

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Speaker 3: say that you're not afraid of mummies. I mean that's

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Speaker 3: about as crazy as you saying you're not afraid of

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Speaker 3: a Frankenstein or a Skellington or Skellington frank to speak

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Speaker 3: on that, Frankenstein, Frankstein or Skelington frank st. I mean,

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Speaker 3: bear in mind, you've gotten no weapons when these guys

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Speaker 3: are coming at you.

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Speaker 13: Sketch idea, we have Frankenstein's money.

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Speaker 7: You're probably to meet the sketch idea call and win

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Speaker 7: Frankenstein's money.

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Speaker 1: And how many favors before I.

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Speaker 4: Leave the stage.

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Speaker 1: Do you want to find out? Okay, we'll get Do

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Speaker 1: you do like?

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Speaker 3: Something at the end is subscribe to the podcast on

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Speaker 3: iTunes and raise us and.

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Speaker 1: Hayes. Could you ticket from here?

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Speaker 2: Yes, you buy the pro version of our podcast as well.

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Speaker 2: It's it's very fairly priced and you get a lot

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Speaker 2: of bonus features, discounted tickets to the next live show,

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Speaker 2: lots of great information.

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Speaker 1: And Bensy from the audience got.

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Speaker 3: She slipped us. You couldn't see it, but she slipped

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Speaker 3: us some cash and her prizes. A behind the scenes

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Speaker 3: speak at Pete Home's Twitter account and.

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Speaker 1: See how many faves he gets.

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Speaker 2: And she also gets an answering machine message recorded by

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Speaker 2: Keeth Holmes for Betsy.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Betsy, but hold on those guts guidelines. Hey, that'sy

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Speaker 1: just kidding. That's your answer? So weird? Have I heard that? Honestly,

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Speaker 1: I'm hanging up. I'm hanging up if I hear that

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Speaker 1: there's no salad here. Bye bye.

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