Speaker 1: Guys.
Speaker 2: Hey, Hey, how y'all doing. Hey, how y'all doing.
Speaker 3: I just want to let everybody know that I'm really
Speaker 3: brave right now because it happened after the last episode.
Speaker 3: Right my tooth. Yeah, I woke up last Wednesday with
Speaker 3: my wisdom teeth area fully inflamed and read and it
Speaker 3: looked like it was about to pop. So I rushed
Speaker 3: to the dentist because Drew looked in my mouth and
Speaker 3: scared me and told me that if I got infection,
Speaker 3: it's close to my brain and that I would possibly die.
Speaker 3: And then he told me that I could have a
Speaker 3: sish and he went on this whole tangent. Usually I
Speaker 3: don't care about the doctors. I'm my bit, I'm not
Speaker 3: going but that scared me so bad that I rested
Speaker 3: the dentist and then they were a hell a nonchalant.
Speaker 3: They were like, yeah, you don't have to get your
Speaker 3: teeth out, but you should definitely go get a scan,
Speaker 3: and like, you don't have to get it out, but
Speaker 3: this is gonna bother you, probably for the rest of
Speaker 3: your life, which is the worst advice I've ever fucking
Speaker 3: heard to be like, no, you don't have to fix this,
Speaker 3: but it will destroy your life from here on out.
Speaker 3: And now I'm on antibiotics and my I gotta see
Speaker 3: tea scan and my nerves are wrapped around my teeth,
Speaker 3: which is gonna make it really tarsh to take my
Speaker 3: wisdom teeth out.
Speaker 2: So you could get your wisdom teeth out in half
Speaker 2: of your faces, It's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And now I'm terrified, and I haven't called the
Speaker 3: doctor again, but I have to because now I'm somebody
Speaker 3: who grinds my teeth in my sleep. And because of that,
Speaker 3: I've been grinding my teeth and now as I'm talking,
Speaker 3: all of my gums on the right side of my
Speaker 3: face are so swollen that every word I'm chomping on
Speaker 3: the tissue in my mouth and it hurts really bad.
Speaker 3: But we'll see what I if I do something about it.
Speaker 3: My only thing is like, fuck you guys, like like
Speaker 3: to look at me every episode and like, I don't
Speaker 3: think I can show a face if I'm all like
Speaker 3: scary from my wisdom teeth, and I will say I
Speaker 3: am wearing the worst fit ever because I want to
Speaker 3: start prepping you guys for when I look bad when
Speaker 3: I get my wisdom tee though, are you crying? Are
Speaker 3: you scared for me.
Speaker 2: No, Grinder got hacked.
Speaker 3: True. Wait are you actually crying? Why is it a
Speaker 3: big deal? You said you don't use that anymore?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: True? Wait, why are you crying at it? I thought
Speaker 3: you told me you deleted that I did.
Speaker 2: But it's just such like a like a band.
Speaker 3: You were actually eating, you were that.
Speaker 2: It was such a big part of my life and.
Speaker 3: For so long, So that's just like the memories.
Speaker 2: Yeah wait, I'm okay, I'm okay, But I got hacked
Speaker 2: and it was shut down for like four hours or
Speaker 2: something like that, and it was hardest. It was the
Speaker 2: hardest four hours of my life. Let me tell you.
Speaker 2: I really thought, I really thought it was over for good.
Speaker 3: But it's okay. So it's back, but it's still like
Speaker 3: teers like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's back. And it was just like giving
Speaker 2: like those four hours were like harder than what I'd imagine,
Speaker 2: like the Marines, feel like I basically like went to
Speaker 2: war with my soul.
Speaker 1: Or like being pregnant and giving birth probably similar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, easily, or like going through like a period cramp.
Speaker 3: You think the pain you felt when Grinder crashes the
Speaker 3: equivalent to one single period cramps one cramp. I guys,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna start what I think pcos. Yeah, yeah, do
Speaker 3: you know they have to go inside of you and
Speaker 3: do a surgery to see if you have.
Speaker 2: That they go inside you. I want to get that
Speaker 2: pcso surgery.
Speaker 3: You could just get on grinder if i'd someone to
Speaker 3: go inside you.
Speaker 2: That's the church hat bab you're but I don't know
Speaker 2: what you're referencing.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I had a dream that I can't talk
Speaker 3: about last night, but it was very eerie. But I
Speaker 3: think I had that dream because I'm watching Girls. I
Speaker 3: started Girls like two years ago, never finished it, and
Speaker 3: I finally got to season two. I never even finished
Speaker 3: season one when I first watched it, but I got
Speaker 3: to the part where spoiler alert, Lena Dunham's character calls
Speaker 3: the police on Adam Driver's character, and I think that's
Speaker 3: why I had that dream, because when she was in
Speaker 3: the house and she was like, get out, get out,
Speaker 3: get how get out? That was the last thing I
Speaker 3: watched before I went to bed.
Speaker 2: I thought I watched like three or four seasons of
Speaker 2: that show. But like, literally from last night's episode, which
Speaker 2: was like the first episode of season one, I actually
Speaker 2: like trauma blocked that whole showlder or that whole whole
Speaker 2: show or something whole. I keep saying whole, like I'm
Speaker 2: not thinking about whole. I don't want whole right now.
Speaker 2: I don't want to give my hold of someone like
Speaker 2: I just it's it's just it's not a radiant slip.
Speaker 2: So they shut up. But I was going to say,
Speaker 2: I don't remember any of that fucking show. Bruh, I
Speaker 2: don't remember any.
Speaker 1: Well, That's how I feel, like, Dude, did you see
Speaker 1: we got tagged in the girl's comparison?
Speaker 3: No, so far I haven't had Like I'm a bit offended.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm on TikTok I haven't been on TikTok Oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, his ab was working. So now what I do
Speaker 3: is I get really high and I go in his
Speaker 3: bed and I show him my phone. But my for
Speaker 3: you page sucks because it is the for you page
Speaker 3: of somebody who gets high every night, and it is rancid.
Speaker 3: My for you page is like no real humans anymore.
Speaker 3: It's literally like government made accounts of like making food.
Speaker 2: Like, I just feel like I want to see my comparison.
Speaker 1: You're Hannah horrorth No, I'm sucking not Yeah, you're Hannah.
Speaker 2: Horrorth wait, that's Lena Dunham.
Speaker 1: That's Lena Dunham. Think about it personality wise, because you're
Speaker 1: always saying some ship of like, oh, let the love in,
Speaker 1: and you'll be like, oh, I hate that, and you
Speaker 1: very much.
Speaker 3: I guess yeah, you do. You give that mainly on
Speaker 3: the podcast, So it does make sense for people to
Speaker 3: say that because on the podcast when we're talking, you're like,
Speaker 3: I actually think women deserve to be because one.
Speaker 1: Of one of Hannah's archetypal quotes is I think I
Speaker 1: made the voice of a generation.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the first episode, or at least.
Speaker 1: A voice of a generation, and that is some ship that.
Speaker 3: You said, yeah, that's you every episode being like.
Speaker 2: But it's a bit. I need to make that clear.
Speaker 2: It's a fucking bit.
Speaker 1: No nothing.
Speaker 3: We don't joke here, we don't joke. We don't we
Speaker 3: don't play, we don't play. We get on you don't.
Speaker 2: And you got Marnie, which one's mine.
Speaker 3: I'm like offended by, but I do see let me like,
Speaker 3: which is fucked up.
Speaker 1: Also, I think it's like, you know, characterize, I.
Speaker 3: Am offended, but I understand why people would think that.
Speaker 3: But you know, what's crazy is when I watch that show,
Speaker 3: I fear I am Hannah, because like Hannah is so
Speaker 3: insecure that she makes everything about her, even when she
Speaker 3: sucks up, she's like, oh what did I do? And
Speaker 3: I fear sometimes that's how I am, like where I'm like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, that's so annoying because I'm the kind
Speaker 3: of bitch who does something and then I say sorry
Speaker 3: eighteen times and somehow, Oh, now we're talking about me.
Speaker 3: Oh I should go to fucking down. Somebody stow me
Speaker 3: to death away.
Speaker 2: Wait, Kai, did they make you Adam Driver's leg cast?
Speaker 1: No, gave me a bucket. They did not make me
Speaker 1: the piss or.
Speaker 2: What about the krusties that beat up the babysitter.
Speaker 1: No, no, I got Showshanna and Elijah.
Speaker 2: Let me see.
Speaker 3: Elijah is the annoying boyfriend, right.
Speaker 1: Again, it's more about character and.
Speaker 2: The gay one. Oh, the gay one, yeah, the.
Speaker 1: Ex boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the game one is like there.
Speaker 1: Also makes sense because she's so innocent and I'm very
Speaker 1: innocent and I don't know anything and I'm very delicate.
Speaker 2: So that's true. That tracks or you're like weird, it's
Speaker 2: like actually randomly dainty. He's like a little like fragile,
Speaker 2: like porcelain thought.
Speaker 3: I mean, when you're four foot three, you might as
Speaker 3: well be dang, yeah.
Speaker 1: Not four foot three. I actually just hit six three yesterday.
Speaker 1: Elijah's very interesting.
Speaker 3: I think that thirty, he still grows.
Speaker 1: Dude, there's a second wave of puberty.
Speaker 2: I actually believe that. I think there are three puberties.
Speaker 2: I don't think like growth wise, but like, there are
Speaker 2: three puberties in a man's life. Do you want me
Speaker 2: to get into him?
Speaker 3: I know, I don't think there's anything that dramatic about
Speaker 3: a man's life. I'm not kidding you know what I
Speaker 3: was singing. We were talking about this other day because
Speaker 3: Drew was like, when are we just going to see
Speaker 3: each other naked? And I was like, dude, I literally
Speaker 3: can't see you naked because I have such a.
Speaker 2: I'm just so sexy and I have like a perfect body.
Speaker 2: It would be hard to keep you off of me.
Speaker 2: I don't want that for myself because you'd just be
Speaker 2: all over him.
Speaker 3: You see me naked hella times, but you I will
Speaker 3: know you naked. I don't want to and you know
Speaker 3: what it is. And this is like gonna sound crazy,
Speaker 3: but like actually I don't even know if I can
Speaker 3: say this, but I don't mean this on like a
Speaker 3: serious general note. But how do I decide this? Everybody
Speaker 3: knows that I am like a missandrist, but I do
Speaker 3: have empathy for men, Like for men, I can't have empathy,
Speaker 3: but there are certain lines that I can't cross, like
Speaker 3: and I know it's a problem. I actually don't take
Speaker 3: pride in it. It's a very big problem in my life.
Speaker 3: But like when men around me are sick, I really
Speaker 3: don't believe it. I'm like, like I just don't believe it,
Speaker 3: Like I'm sorry, I I literally don't, and like it's
Speaker 3: not me trying to be funny or mean, and I'm
Speaker 3: not trying to be cross, but I genuinely like it
Speaker 3: doesn't penetrate me. Like if a woman tells me she's
Speaker 3: feeling sick, I'm like, oh my god, you need tylan all,
Speaker 3: like I'm gonna postmote you something whatever, like what do
Speaker 3: you need? And when a man tells me sick, I'm like, okay,
Speaker 3: I bet if I'm in your body right now, like
Speaker 3: you're not even sick, Like you're literally like you have
Speaker 3: no you have no idea?
Speaker 1: What have you seen? When they put the fucking things
Speaker 1: on your like like men's like abdominal muscles, and they
Speaker 1: simulate a period.
Speaker 2: Oh and like the childbirth shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they do it on a woman and
Speaker 1: they're like, yeah, this is what it feels like. And
Speaker 1: they put on a man and he's like screaming, and.
Speaker 3: You know what it is, Now that I think about it,
Speaker 3: I think I have that mindset because men so like
Speaker 3: be little women's pain. So I'm like, okay, oh, mister
Speaker 3: big and strong. Oh now all of a sudden, oh
Speaker 3: your throwherd. You can't talk like.
Speaker 2: Well it we're out like building houses and we have
Speaker 2: like really rough hands.
Speaker 3: You just started the episode by crying because grinder was
Speaker 3: now for four hours.
Speaker 2: And no, no, no, it's just we're in the heat
Speaker 2: all day. It's so hot that I have to pour
Speaker 2: water in my helmet to keep you cold.
Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 3: Actually that's my dad. For my dad, I feel empathy
Speaker 3: for because I'm like, oh, You've been like laboriously working
Speaker 3: forever with the men in my life. I'm like, girl,
Speaker 3: come on, literally get kick rocks. But with you, I
Speaker 3: have surpassed that with like partially, I'm like, you are
Speaker 3: a hypochondriac. So I have to like really susser out,
Speaker 3: and I'm like and like, I have to ignore him.
Speaker 3: I have to play this whole psychological game with Drew
Speaker 3: when he's sick. But with you, I like don't see
Speaker 3: you as a man, like you are so much more
Speaker 3: than like a random in my life, you were like
Speaker 3: a person. So that's why I'm like, that's also why
Speaker 3: I'm always like no jews. One of my girls like,
Speaker 3: because I don't like put you in that box because
Speaker 3: I don't care for men.
Speaker 2: Kai, on the other I can't see you naked. Kai,
Speaker 2: on the other hand, is on the ounce what Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, I think. I like, as I've grown closer to Kai,
Speaker 3: I've empathized with him more. There was definitely the first
Speaker 3: three years I was like, girl like literally.
Speaker 1: The yeah, kill yourself, just.
Speaker 3: Like you're sad. But now I see you as a person,
Speaker 3: thank you. So it's kind of like the way men
Speaker 3: see women as sex objects, except I see men as
Speaker 3: like like traffic cones, where I'm like, that's pointless. I
Speaker 3: could run that over and like a traffic cone isn't
Speaker 3: gonna stop me.
Speaker 1: No, that makes sense.
Speaker 2: It's like how I view men is like the baby
Speaker 2: on board sticker in the on the back of some
Speaker 2: moms vans garbage. I'm gonna text and dry behind you anyways,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna speed around you, bitch like I don't give.
Speaker 3: A fuckly like okay.
Speaker 2: Like that's not stopping me. I can't even read that
Speaker 2: on texting.
Speaker 1: Now that you have empathy for me, you can be
Speaker 1: happy for my I got this huge modeling deal with
Speaker 1: a huge fucking company you made. Actually, yes, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: show you this photo and you're gonna be blown away.
Speaker 1: And it finally mailed that ship to me too, bro,
Speaker 1: to all the restaurants.
Speaker 2: It's all over it's all over the place.
Speaker 3: Literally, how you look like in my dreams. Like that's
Speaker 3: I love saying that about people, Like when people look
Speaker 3: that identical to you but so different, that is genuinely
Speaker 3: how my brain imagines them.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, So I'm fucking rich now because that's on
Speaker 1: every meal plate. How much like three grand? Yeah, three grand?
Speaker 1: That is that's before cut.
Speaker 3: We could lower his pay now, oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: No, no, no no, since you're getting paid for modeling.
Speaker 3: That yes, we pay you like modeling.
Speaker 2: You got three thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: We pay kuy we give him a good two hundred
Speaker 3: dollars a month.
Speaker 2: It's but that's before cuts, before I mean yeah, after
Speaker 2: taxis and everything. You're wanting true bucks, Well, I take
Speaker 2: fifty percent.
Speaker 3: We become guys man, we need thirty.
Speaker 1: That's what you do. Well, it's cool because you'll be like, oh,
Speaker 1: here's your check, CUI, And then Drew does a singer says,
Speaker 1: but Daddy gets his ninety percent and then ninety percent.
Speaker 3: You know what's crazy.
Speaker 2: When I invested for you, I invest you winked.
Speaker 3: You winked him. When I first doing this too, I
Speaker 3: actually signed a deal that was that bad.
Speaker 2: Remember Collab, Oh my Claby.
Speaker 3: Is this fucking company that was so credatory to influencers,
Speaker 3: and they would take like not ninety percent, but it
Speaker 3: was like they would split it seventy thirty, so you
Speaker 3: would get thirty percent and they would take seventy percent,
Speaker 3: and it was on every.
Speaker 2: End and it was just just in you, like if
Speaker 2: you started on the internet and you got like a
Speaker 2: little ounce of flout. Yeah on Vine, like they went
Speaker 2: after or every fucking person on there, and all of
Speaker 2: us were like fucking thirteen fourteen years old, and we
Speaker 2: were like, oh my god, an agency wants to sign us, Like,
Speaker 2: that's crazy.
Speaker 3: I want to see if I have my emails to them.
Speaker 3: I was crazy. The motherfucker who ran my account his
Speaker 3: name was Patrick, and I was a fucking demon to him.
Speaker 2: I was literally fucking insane, horrible.
Speaker 3: Because I started we all started talking about it, and
Speaker 3: then we were like, wait, that is bad.
Speaker 2: That's bad, Like it's crazy, how predacious, like entertainment industries
Speaker 2: are on literal fucking children. Because like, not only was
Speaker 2: it like collab and all that shit, it was like
Speaker 2: press play, like all everything we did that we thought
Speaker 2: was cool that they like dangled in front of our
Speaker 2: fucking faces like a carrot, like they get a horse
Speaker 2: to walk or whatever.
Speaker 1: The fuck the.
Speaker 2: Horses like carrots? Is that like a trope?
Speaker 4: They?
Speaker 3: I think they like.
Speaker 1: Apples, carrot on a stick?
Speaker 2: Right, that's like is that a horse thing?
Speaker 1: I think?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think horses eat carrots.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, well yeah, kas carrots? What because you have huge.
Speaker 1: Teeth and a long and a long face too, and
Speaker 1: oh but I do have very low body fat and muscles.
Speaker 2: Yeah you're saying he's like a race horse and his
Speaker 2: now listen to this. His seed is very strong people
Speaker 2: pay for it, bitch. Never mind, I'm not.
Speaker 3: Even get in something for breeding horses. Can you make
Speaker 3: money like good money?
Speaker 2: Oh, bitches? Make millions and millions of.
Speaker 3: Starting a horse farm? Bit have you seen poring a
Speaker 3: horse stable off?
Speaker 2: T move dude? Horses like you have to like jerk
Speaker 2: them off and ship though, to come like that, you
Speaker 2: have to like make up like a homemade pocket pussy?
Speaker 2: Did you ever do that? Did you make the homemade
Speaker 2: p word?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I never did, I never ever did.
Speaker 2: I did with what two sponges that I soaked in water,
Speaker 2: and I put them in the microwave, and then I
Speaker 2: got a glove, like a latex glove, and I put
Speaker 2: the two sponges inside of a cup, put the latex
Speaker 2: glove around it, and then put a rubber band on
Speaker 2: on the like late next glove, and I made a pocket.
Speaker 3: Pe word when I was like, no, you made a
Speaker 3: pocket b word?
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then I also microwave. I didn't even hear
Speaker 2: what you did, but I also microwaved a banana peel
Speaker 2: and use that as well.
Speaker 3: No swear to God, Ill Drew, are you leaving that
Speaker 3: in the episode That's insane?
Speaker 2: I was nine.
Speaker 3: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 3: When I was nine, I was watching Titanic and literally
Speaker 3: like I'm not gonna say it because there's berds, but
Speaker 3: like I was, I was like, Titanic is lit. And
Speaker 3: there was a movie, Uh, there was a Disney movie
Speaker 3: that like, weirdly felt sexual to me. The story the
Speaker 3: Jungle Book movie, the second one. There's this scene with
Speaker 3: the snake that feels so like predacious and it made
Speaker 3: me feel so weird as a kid. But trust to
Speaker 3: believe that VHS tape.
Speaker 2: Turned away, turned it up.
Speaker 3: I was like rewinding the fuck out of it. I
Speaker 3: was like, I need to go back.
Speaker 2: I missed something.
Speaker 3: I missed something, I missed something I.
Speaker 2: Didn't have, like a movie that as a kid, like
Speaker 2: I guess, like I don't. I didn't have like a
Speaker 2: movie that I rewatched over and over again, but my
Speaker 2: dad did. And I watched Talladega Knights, Joe Dirt, Rocky
Speaker 2: Horror Picture Show, and Step No, No, not step Brothers.
Speaker 1: The one.
Speaker 2: Is it step Brothers with John c Rilly and it
Speaker 2: has John c Riley and it's not step Brothers. It's
Speaker 2: Walk the Line, which is actually really funny, and the
Speaker 2: scene of the dude the brother getting cut in half
Speaker 2: in the barn is literally seared into my like eight
Speaker 2: year old brain forever. Like that fried me. But those
Speaker 2: were on the TV at all moments of the day.
Speaker 3: You didn't have like a movie you rewatched a lot.
Speaker 2: No, because my dad ballhogged the TV.
Speaker 3: I had so many that I would rewatch all the time.
Speaker 3: What's Oh. Another movie that made me like weirdly horny
Speaker 3: was Fuck, it's the one. It's like the Atlantis movie
Speaker 3: with the two like the blonde guy and the guy
Speaker 3: with black hair. Was like the Mermaids siren scene where
Speaker 3: like all the mermaids are jumping on and like seducing
Speaker 3: the pirates. Yes, that that scene. I was like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, the sexy mermaids are coming up like guys, guys, guys.
Speaker 2: I guess the Sandlot. I liked it The Sandlot.
Speaker 3: Oh, I rewatched that a lot. But that was just
Speaker 3: like for funzies.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I swam in a pool all day and then
Speaker 2: made a palette with all of my baseball friends and
Speaker 2: put Sandlot on on the TV upstairs and felt We
Speaker 2: all fell asleep in our wet bathing suits and woke
Speaker 2: up the next day with like rashes all over our
Speaker 2: fucking legs. Again. We were six seven, so like, suck
Speaker 2: my balls. It's just part of life, you know, just
Speaker 2: getting fungal infections, infection. Yeah, I guys, I don't think
Speaker 2: I was celebrated enough for this. There were two things
Speaker 2: that happened. But on Friday, three things. On Friday, I
Speaker 2: not only went out and went to a party, which
Speaker 2: was the most fun I've had in LA in like
Speaker 2: three or four years. I not only got blackout drunk
Speaker 2: for the first time you got a blackout drunk, not blackout,
Speaker 2: not blackout, but I got I drank like a whole
Speaker 2: red solo cup of tequila to myself. Like I was
Speaker 2: just sit on this.
Speaker 1: I was going to say, I feel like I only
Speaker 1: saw you have like two drinks.
Speaker 2: No, I would it out. We had like three before.
Speaker 1: And then that was so fucking fun. Yeah, in the corner,
Speaker 1: tickling each other.
Speaker 2: And like yeah, and then like there was the dark
Speaker 2: sided evil version of Josiah there and me and Kai
Speaker 2: watched him make out with someone and like get pictures
Speaker 2: taken of him and me and Ki were crying laughing
Speaker 2: at just imagining it. But Josiah, Yeah, also, two guys
Speaker 2: kissing is like hilarious. Like I'm sorry, I don't give
Speaker 2: a fuck when I see two dudes kiss, like it
Speaker 2: makes me laugh, but it makes me laugh, like that's
Speaker 2: part of that story is us.
Speaker 1: Like it's like these two like very beautiful men like
Speaker 1: making out and then we walk up and we're like
Speaker 1: Tyrrell'll take a photo of us and just like looks
Speaker 1: at us and like looks at us up and down,
Speaker 1: then walks away.
Speaker 2: Literally dubbed us crazy. I wanted to get in the
Speaker 2: picture with the Josiah clone, like I wanted to get
Speaker 2: a picture of him. Yeah. Literally, But I not only
Speaker 2: went to a party. I not only drank, bitch, I
Speaker 2: smoked weeds.
Speaker 3: Not the craziest part.
Speaker 2: I smoked cush. I literally got high, y'all. And I
Speaker 2: liked it. I loved it. I had fun. I'll never
Speaker 2: do it again because the uber ride home alone was
Speaker 2: really scary. It was really fucking scary. Like I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I didn't even get that drunk tonight like period, Like
Speaker 2: I kind of ate like I had fun. I got
Speaker 2: like enough drinking me that I was like loose and
Speaker 2: having a good time. Gotten that goddamn uber ubu jav bitch.
Speaker 2: I was spinning. I was like fighting back vomiting. I
Speaker 2: was like doing that thing where you're like oh, and
Speaker 2: I was like my eyes were like rolling in the
Speaker 2: back of my head and I was like, bitch, am
Speaker 2: I like, od, you were high? I was high as fuck.
Speaker 3: I was. I was so mad that because I had
Speaker 3: makeup on, mine just kept looking like me with makeup.
Speaker 2: On with bruh, Well, that's not a filter. That's literally
Speaker 2: what I looked like without your head.
Speaker 3: No, that's you took your wig off. Yeah, I like,
Speaker 3: you haven't been that fucked up in a long time.
Speaker 2: My stupid fucking wig bro pull it off my hand.
Speaker 3: Well, at that party, I had so much fun, but
Speaker 3: by the end of it, I also got like way
Speaker 3: too high. Where everyone I was talking to I was like,
Speaker 3: you're yet again.
Speaker 2: I didn't get the praise I deserved for smoking weed. Guys,
Speaker 2: sound off.
Speaker 3: I wish I wish you would smoke with me, like
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 2: Even be I actually want to now. I've always wanted
Speaker 2: to get like a big, fat, stinky blunt and like
Speaker 2: smoke it out front, like one of those like big
Speaker 2: ass like round ones, because I also want to roll
Speaker 2: my own blunt.
Speaker 3: I've rolled the blood since like I lived in Miami.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a stinky, big fucking bland.
Speaker 3: I like the thing is is we wouldn't even be
Speaker 3: able to do that because I am like, so it's crazy.
Speaker 3: People are always like, stop talking about being high, but
Speaker 3: like y'all don't understand. Y'all got to fry your brains
Speaker 3: when you were teenagers. I waited until my frontal lobe developed,
Speaker 3: and then I got really scared of that frontal lobe.
Speaker 3: So now I smoke to avoid it.
Speaker 2: I do think I woke up dormant psychosis like late.
Speaker 2: Like I think I did a little bit because like
Speaker 2: the past couple I probably just hung over. But the
Speaker 2: past couple of days I've been like fucking like crazy.
Speaker 3: I literally think it's from alcohol, Like I do not
Speaker 3: drink anymore like that because of the fact that it
Speaker 3: makes me so depressed, like it does something.
Speaker 2: All soda press more like soda stream. Okay, I literally
Speaker 2: ate like hydraulic press of soda, Like why don't you
Speaker 2: just get a soda stream? And yeah, please come back,
Speaker 2: please spin back, don't hit me, dude.
Speaker 3: I have to shit so bad, so I actually am
Speaker 3: gonna have to dip for like five minutes. I'm not
Speaker 3: even Kidding'm about to ship myself.
Speaker 2: Bruh.
Speaker 3: My antibiotics have been really fucking up my stomach, and like,
Speaker 3: we have to bleep this because it is actually so gross.
Speaker 3: I thought, I got my peer three days ago. I
Speaker 3: ship pure blood. Do we have to bleep that because
Speaker 3: it is like so gross? But actually it's not gross.
Speaker 3: Y'all should be worried for me. And I just talked
Speaker 3: about fucking a banana, but like, no, it was so
Speaker 3: bad that I was live texting Rain because we were
Speaker 3: texting while I was on the toy and I was like,
Speaker 3: oh my god. By the way, I just got my
Speaker 3: peered because we were going to go to the pool
Speaker 3: that day, and I was like, fuck, I just got
Speaker 3: my perod. That's so annoying. And then I picked her
Speaker 3: up and I was like, also, I need to up
Speaker 3: at you, not that you would care. I don't have
Speaker 3: my period. I ship pure blood. And she was like,
Speaker 3: you need to go to the doctor, and I was like,
Speaker 3: oh my god. Everybody always says.
Speaker 2: That to me, literally go queen, but I think.
Speaker 3: I know, I know, but I don't have dental insurance,
Speaker 3: so my teeth are going to cost a lot, which
Speaker 3: is like not there, not chill.
Speaker 2: I paid I think four or five thousand dollars to
Speaker 2: get my teeth fixed like two years ago, and that
Speaker 2: was but that was like six years between not going.
Speaker 3: I'm just not gonna pay. I still have a lot
Speaker 3: of medical bills I haven't paid. Like, you're not gonna
Speaker 3: get me.
Speaker 1: You don't have to pay medical bills. Yeah, and you
Speaker 1: don't have to pay taxes. I just figured that out.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you do have to pay taxes. Wait, actually, bitch,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna call the I R S. Like I'm gonna
Speaker 2: get the discount, right, you get it. You get a
Speaker 2: percentage of how much money tex.
Speaker 1: Why did you snitch on me?
Speaker 2: That's not cool because snitches get stitches. Bitch.
Speaker 1: Well, you're getting kisses.
Speaker 2: Later, okay, before you go to the restroom. I wanted
Speaker 2: to say big things are fucking coming, like for real
Speaker 2: this time. Like I know, I was predicting earthquakes for
Speaker 2: like a while and I was right every single time.
Speaker 2: But y'all, a big thing is fucking coming. I don't
Speaker 2: know what it is, like, bitch, it might be fucking
Speaker 2: monkey pox for all I know, but intuitively, like something.
Speaker 1: Big is gonna didn't that already come? Monkey pox came?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I mean like did destroy the world two point zero?
Speaker 2: Like covert.
Speaker 3: Do you see that girl on TikTok who was saying
Speaker 3: that she got chicken pox and she was like, well,
Speaker 3: if you get the vaccine for chicken pox, you get it,
Speaker 3: so you shouldn't get the vaccine And people were like, girl,
Speaker 3: you were supposed to get that ship in school.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like when you were because did.
Speaker 3: They not let you go to school if you didn't
Speaker 3: have the chicken pox vaccine? I'm like, where did she go?
Speaker 3: Were you homeschooled? Also, homeschooling is so fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 4: Like.
Speaker 2: I want to be inside of an iron loan. Wait,
Speaker 2: actually I think is a hyperbolic aric chamber would be
Speaker 2: like so fucking lit. That would feel good on your bones.
Speaker 3: Being in that chamber. Yeah, But like imagine your friend's like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, we're going out tonight. They're not wheeling
Speaker 3: your fucking cats.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't. You wouldn't.
Speaker 4: No. No.
Speaker 3: I was telling this to someone the other day because
Speaker 3: they were talking about how like their close friend is
Speaker 3: super hypochondrac and they live with them, and they were like, dude,
Speaker 3: sometimes it can be a lot because I'm just like, oh.
Speaker 2: My god, you were tweaking right now like me to Chateau.
Speaker 3: No, I would not wheel you anywhere. We've had this conversation.
Speaker 3: If bitch, I would get you a very nice caretaker.
Speaker 3: I just you the Jack Donahue of caretakers.
Speaker 1: I would I would wheel you around and I would
Speaker 1: let you cheat on me and I wouldn't even be mad.
Speaker 2: Kai would probably will you know, would Kai and Mason
Speaker 2: would take care of Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because Mason is like almost yeah, Mason like is
Speaker 3: to Mason needs to become like bitchy and like hunty
Speaker 3: and say no people because he is like too fucking nice.
Speaker 2: But that's me.
Speaker 3: That's what people say about me too.
Speaker 2: Hey, and you took her dookie break and we're so back.
Speaker 2: We're back and I'm bet up and Drew ran in
Speaker 2: there to smell it out.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 3: Kai went and used the other bathroom, and I thought
Speaker 3: he went in that bathroom. I was like, girl, he
Speaker 3: as brave as well.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't. I actually went to the other one
Speaker 1: because I'm very empathetic a gentleman, and I didn't want
Speaker 1: to make you uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: I ran straight to the bathroom, and like.
Speaker 1: You also went and got ziploc bags and like tried
Speaker 1: to like selling them on eBay. They all they had
Speaker 1: seven hundred dollars labels on them already. It's very weird.
Speaker 2: That's the start Oh thank you, Oh my god, the
Speaker 2: starting bit.
Speaker 3: That's flattering.
Speaker 2: I'll give you five percent.
Speaker 3: Five percent. That's like seven bucks. Yeah, anyways, that's not
Speaker 3: seven bucks.
Speaker 1: I know that.
Speaker 3: Guys, I'm not that dumb. But if you have to
Speaker 3: take a gummy, if you have to eat a gummy
Speaker 3: to digest your vitamins, I think you should have your
Speaker 3: license revoked. Like if you only take your vitamins in
Speaker 3: gummy form, like, oh, what are you fucking five?
Speaker 4: You need?
Speaker 3: Oh you need a little snack? You shouldn't be able
Speaker 3: to drive because that's crazy to me.
Speaker 2: All vitamins are snake oil anyways.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And that's the thing is, I'm like, I don't
Speaker 3: believe in that. Like I don't believe in the gummy
Speaker 3: having like all the vitamins it says it has like
Speaker 3: you're taking a gummy for vitamin C. I don't believe that.
Speaker 3: I literally just don't believe it.
Speaker 2: Also, with that said, I believe in vitamins. I love
Speaker 2: vitamins and I take vitamins all day, every goddamn day.
Speaker 3: But guy's choking.
Speaker 2: You keep coughing, Kai, do you need water?
Speaker 1: Human?
Speaker 2: Sometimes I cough. You're just interrupting.
Speaker 1: I am going to get some more water, just to
Speaker 1: help with my coffe.
Speaker 3: Oh, now you're pissing. Now he's.
Speaker 2: He's doing tricks with it.
Speaker 3: Doesn't that water taste so good? It does taste good,
Speaker 3: I will say me. And you were talking about it,
Speaker 3: and I was like, I think, I mean, I drink
Speaker 3: electrolytes every day, so fine, but like it is lacking
Speaker 3: minerals because I forgot somebody was talking about how like
Speaker 3: in Europe it's not as commonplace to give people water
Speaker 3: at restaurants because the water is so dense in minerals
Speaker 3: that most people are just like hydrated as they should be,
Speaker 3: and our system is so fucked up. But then I
Speaker 3: think about and I'm like, Europe is one of the
Speaker 3: oldest fucking countries on the planet. You think I trust
Speaker 3: those pipes, bitch, fuck you?
Speaker 2: You give me this water taste really funny, Yeah, but
Speaker 2: it is mineralist, so it's like dehydrating you further and
Speaker 2: stripping all the minerals out of your body.
Speaker 1: But I take potassium and magnesium supplements, so I'm shiving.
Speaker 3: I'm also I've said this on my ig before too,
Speaker 3: but I still believe it. If you have to put
Speaker 3: flavor into your water to drink water, I also think
Speaker 3: you should be put in a very special kind of prison,
Speaker 3: because what is wrong with you? What do you mean
Speaker 3: you don't like the taste of water? A water freaks
Speaker 3: you out unless you're fucking allergic to it. I don't
Speaker 3: want to hear it like you were fucking nasty.
Speaker 2: Something is wrong with you. When everybody was like going
Speaker 2: out and buying like a literal medical necessity for people
Speaker 2: off that like selling it out because TikTok was like
Speaker 2: look at the thick water, and people were literally like
Speaker 2: buying all of it up, so like people literally couldn't
Speaker 2: drink water because we were like, look at you, it's
Speaker 2: so thick. True.
Speaker 1: I know you considered, Oh.
Speaker 2: I was just saying I wanted it so bad because
Speaker 2: it looks so fun to play with.
Speaker 3: There was another thing recently, I guess there's this like
Speaker 3: it's like a wound cleanser that people started buying to
Speaker 3: use it to wash their face because it gets rid
Speaker 3: of like all bacteria and it's like apparently really good.
Speaker 3: And somebody was like, can y'all stop getting this because
Speaker 3: I actually needed because they have like an autoimmune disease
Speaker 3: that they get like a lot of wounds, so they
Speaker 3: have to constantly be cleaning. And there's people who have
Speaker 3: that autoimmune disease and that's usually who buys it. And
Speaker 3: she was like, I've been to three CBS's that I
Speaker 3: can't buy this, so I'm gonna have eight infections. Can
Speaker 3: you guys please stop like that happens all the time, dude.
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 2: I literally bought every diaper off of the shelf of
Speaker 2: every target, like a trend on TikTok no. I just
Speaker 2: bought them because I wanted to see like baby suffer.
Speaker 2: So I just like bought all of the diapers, all
Speaker 2: of the formula, and I just poured it into like
Speaker 2: a big pile and set them on fire.
Speaker 3: Could you survive off baby formula?
Speaker 2: I think so?
Speaker 3: Yeah. Babyfood is disgusting. I saw like tinned meats, like
Speaker 3: puree babyfood. I was like, you were, I bought one.
Speaker 3: I can't believe you have to give that to babies
Speaker 3: because babies need that, Huh.
Speaker 2: I don't know what they need?
Speaker 3: It literally cat food?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I tried it and it literally it basically was
Speaker 2: like blended up vienna sausage and like lips and assholes,
Speaker 2: and it smelt worse than fucking Azol's cap.
Speaker 3: The thing is, if I went to a nice restaurant,
Speaker 3: they spread that on like a nice cracker and like
Speaker 3: displayed it nice, potted out good, like, wow, this is delicious.
Speaker 2: I want a potted meat and mayo sandwich. Oh, we
Speaker 2: need to buy a cub mayo because like I'm tired
Speaker 2: of not having it in the refrigerator to eat.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm going to use this moment to call out Rain.
Speaker 3: Rain got in my car though, and she's like, can
Speaker 3: I do you mind if I eat your car?
Speaker 1: I was like no.
Speaker 3: Like when I picked her up and she had the
Speaker 3: stinky sandwich. Ever, granted I couldn't smell it, but it
Speaker 3: was so funny because she was so insecure the whole time.
Speaker 3: She was eating it in my passenger seat and she
Speaker 3: was like, I feel like you could smell I was like, no,
Speaker 3: I can't smell it. And then she was like, oh,
Speaker 3: do you want to take it? Bite? And I was like, Oh,
Speaker 3: what's in it? It was tuna, like a three milk goat, cheese, vinegar,
Speaker 3: balsamic vinegar, something else that was like really oh, garlic
Speaker 3: and pesto or something. It was like a stink bomb
Speaker 3: and she put it in my face and the stench
Speaker 3: that rose from it. I was like, you were diabolical
Speaker 3: for eating this. Rain, Like, Rain is so gorgeous, and
Speaker 3: maybe it's because she eats the stinkiest foods, but I
Speaker 3: thought I eat stinky foods. Rain makes herself like stink
Speaker 3: bombs for breakfast, Like it's fucking insane, and that's my
Speaker 3: call out to Rain.
Speaker 2: Well I hear that. I don't know if this is
Speaker 2: true yet, but if it's fucking true, I'm rioting. I'm
Speaker 2: like January six Insurrection vibes all over again, because like
Speaker 2: it's going way too fucking far. They're threatening to make
Speaker 2: being straight illegal, Like it's basically almost illegal to be
Speaker 2: straight now, yeah, the Alphabet mafia with that effect though,
Speaker 2: like not straight people, but you'd be fine. No, they're
Speaker 2: making it fucking illegal, bro to be straight.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: Also, at the fucking party, I don't know if I
Speaker 2: told you this, but I went into the bathroom at
Speaker 2: one point, shit the most I've ever shit in my life,
Speaker 2: picked it up and smeared it all over the walls
Speaker 2: of the bathroom. What that was me?
Speaker 4: That was you?
Speaker 2: That was fucked up, dude. I know it was funny. Oh.
Speaker 3: Actually, at that same at that same party, when I
Speaker 3: went to the bathroom, me and Sabrina were going into
Speaker 3: the bathroom and there were these dudes by the bathroom.
Speaker 3: I was like, They were like, oh, are you going
Speaker 3: in the bathroom? I was like, yeah, I'm gonna I
Speaker 3: have to pee. And then he was like what he
Speaker 3: was like? I was like, I think he was basically like,
Speaker 3: are you gonna use the bathroom or are you gonna
Speaker 3: do drugs? And I was like, oh, I'm gonna piss.
Speaker 3: And then he was like, oh, you guys are gonna kiss.
Speaker 3: Why don't you do it out here? And I was
Speaker 3: like no, I'm gonna piss, and he was like, Okay,
Speaker 3: you can go first, and then him and his homies
Speaker 3: just stood outside waiting for the bathroom for their turn
Speaker 3: so they could go in there and do drugs. And
Speaker 3: I was cracking out because I was like, oh, wait,
Speaker 3: that's like actually so nice.
Speaker 2: What gentlemen? Right, gentlemen and gentle ladies.
Speaker 1: Hell, I just feel like you glazed over the fact
Speaker 1: that he shouldn't.
Speaker 3: Put well, that's his like party trick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like not a party trick.
Speaker 1: That's disgusting.
Speaker 2: I guarantee something somebody the viewers and listeners like understand
Speaker 2: and get what I'm getting at, Like it's it's a
Speaker 2: very like normal thing to do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like in school when somebody would always poop
Speaker 3: on the grates.
Speaker 2: The fucking balls of wet toilet paper smushed all over
Speaker 2: the walls, like that is so funny, Like who was
Speaker 2: the first person that did that? And was like, uh,
Speaker 2: I wonder if people still do that on probably worse,
Speaker 2: except maybe not because they're smoking fucking stizzies in the
Speaker 2: bathroom now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now they have things to do in the bathroom.
Speaker 3: Before you would go in the bathroom no phone, because
Speaker 3: I feel like that's where it came from, Like you
Speaker 3: can't you weren't going to the bathroom and like middle
Speaker 3: school and getting on your phone and like doing stuff
Speaker 3: you were getting in the bathroom, and it was like
Speaker 3: this is just my recluse, Like I just want to
Speaker 3: get out of class, but I have nothing to do
Speaker 3: in here. It's like, okay, I should make a huge
Speaker 3: mess and destroy someone's day.
Speaker 2: I think i'd like, there are people watching that have
Speaker 2: kept that to themselves their whole life, And I just
Speaker 2: want to know email me if you were the person
Speaker 2: that did that shit, because I want to be able
Speaker 2: to put a face to like the type of person.
Speaker 2: But because I feel like it's all walks of life,
Speaker 2: Like I don't think it's like, yeah, it's not. You
Speaker 2: wouldn't be able to guess yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: Because if I was guessing, i'd guess Kai did that.
Speaker 3: But I don't think when he was in school, they
Speaker 3: had developed.
Speaker 2: They didn't have yeah, or they didn't even have bathrooms yet.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they were still shitting in like buckets and yeah,
Speaker 2: like latrines and shitting and throwing off someone toilet paper.
Speaker 1: Dude, they definitely had toilet paper. Wasn't that much of
Speaker 1: a difference. There wasn't, I guess.
Speaker 3: Yeah, in nineteen forty three.
Speaker 1: There was ton and there wasn't in the forties. It
Speaker 1: was not in the forties. Okay, when I went to
Speaker 1: middle school, I'm just deflecting, but did you ever Okay,
Speaker 1: this is like my first week I was like then
Speaker 1: the kid at middle school. But I had one friend
Speaker 1: that went there from like elementary school, and he was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: we have to go to the bathroom. This is like
Speaker 1: the first week. He's like, we have to go to
Speaker 1: the bathroom because some some people are spidering in the
Speaker 1: bathroom and it's really fun to watch. So he went
Speaker 1: in and I get in there and like there's like
Speaker 1: a bunch of boys like cheering, and there's one at
Speaker 1: the top and he like pulls his pants down and
Speaker 1: he's like holding his arms and legs up and he
Speaker 1: ships into the toilet from like the top of the stall,
Speaker 1: and it like is this real? This is real?
Speaker 2: You saw this happen? Yeah, I've seen like infographics of this,
Speaker 2: like troll like how to poop in the bathroom?
Speaker 1: Dude, like they This was one of the most intense
Speaker 1: experiences of my life seeing someone shit from like the
Speaker 1: top of the day.
Speaker 2: That's really impressive.
Speaker 3: That's insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was crazy.
Speaker 2: Didn't make a big splash.
Speaker 1: He got in trouble. He got what do you call
Speaker 1: it suspended?
Speaker 2: He got suspended for that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, because he would brag to everyone. He would
Speaker 1: call it spy during because you look like a spider.
Speaker 2: I think that's advanced.
Speaker 3: I think he should get suspended for that. Calling other
Speaker 3: children in the bathroom to make you how old was he?
Speaker 1: I don't know if you would call them in, I
Speaker 1: think everyone would just hear that it's happening and they
Speaker 1: would get excited.
Speaker 2: And went in on their own. Relation boys.
Speaker 1: It was exciting though, like it was pretty sick.
Speaker 3: Well, in my middle school, everybody would slap box, so
Speaker 3: everybody would run into the boys bathroom to watch the
Speaker 3: boys like fight. So that was what we were doing.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 3: Also, there was a girl who I was friends with
Speaker 3: who would always look over the stall and watch me
Speaker 3: pee and like I was like, oh, why are you
Speaker 3: doing that?
Speaker 2: Have you kept up with her at all?
Speaker 3: No, I'm not friends with that person anymore.
Speaker 2: That's curious. Was it like creepy?
Speaker 3: Yes, it was really creepy. She did it to all
Speaker 3: of our friends and we'd be like, that's like, I guess, funny, jail,
Speaker 3: you're going to prison? Well that was like elementary school.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. I think we should all put all children
Speaker 2: in jail.
Speaker 3: Well, me Andrew were talking about it, and I think
Speaker 3: we would have like good looking kids because we use
Speaker 3: Gracy Abrams as an example, like her parents are giving us,
Speaker 3: So I think we would have like a Gracy Abrams
Speaker 3: kind of beautiful child. So that's something to consider.
Speaker 1: You guys would have attractive kids because they're both beautiful people.
Speaker 3: So no, sometimes I worry that like the ugly parts
Speaker 3: of us would shine.
Speaker 1: Through on a baby, maybe on one of them, maybe
Speaker 1: on ugly parts.
Speaker 2: You don't have ugly parts. We only have beautiful parts.
Speaker 3: You backing away, you destroyed that? Yeah, like why did
Speaker 3: you rip that off of the stem?
Speaker 1: Those are also pretty hard right now?
Speaker 2: Yah, oh my god, you take that so fast?
Speaker 3: No wonder like you can't shit, you have like rocks
Speaker 3: of taffine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got fucking good. Oh, Drew came back.
Speaker 3: From Texas with like thirty of those lollipops and I
Speaker 3: hadn't had a single one, and then yesterday or two
Speaker 3: days ago, I was like, oh, can I have one?
Speaker 2: And there was three left and oh no, no, no,
Speaker 2: they're all inside my gym bag right now. Oh I
Speaker 2: only brought like the gym bag. Yeah, I have a
Speaker 2: fucking treat after the gym. I literally eat a piece
Speaker 2: of candy after the gym.
Speaker 3: That's cute. That's sweet.
Speaker 2: I deserved it. I earned it. Well.
Speaker 3: I have wing stuff after the gym, so I couldn't
Speaker 3: do any like thing I good I did for my body.
Speaker 2: I want stop crying. That's not crazy.
Speaker 1: I mean carrying them all than you back thirty lollipops
Speaker 1: in your gym bag.
Speaker 2: Is very will Like my dirty, stinky, smelly Boxers that
Speaker 2: I'm selling on OnlyFans for one hundred and five dollars.
Speaker 2: Five isn't that much, but I sell like a pair
Speaker 2: of a day. It's like a hundred bucks a day.
Speaker 3: Damn that's good. That's lucrative.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty pretty crazy. But I have to wear
Speaker 2: them for a week at a time, so like the
Speaker 2: lead up to that Dirty Boxer era is like there's
Speaker 2: seven days of work, but I'm on a ten day
Speaker 2: advanced schedule.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's what was gonna say, As long as you
Speaker 3: always have one to sell every day. Yeah, Well, I
Speaker 3: saw somebody leaning their kitchen on TikTok and they moved
Speaker 3: their oven and cleaned behind it.
Speaker 2: And you could never never behind the oven.
Speaker 3: Why would you do that? Because like, what stuff falls
Speaker 3: down there, whatever falls back there is meant to be
Speaker 3: back there.
Speaker 2: Under the refrigerator, under the oven, behind the oven, down
Speaker 2: the cracks of the oven. Doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't exist anymore. Like it literally it doesn't count.
Speaker 3: And I'm not doing that. And like, who was the
Speaker 3: first person who thought of doing that? Also, I am
Speaker 3: convinced that if I moved my oven, it would explode.
Speaker 2: Yeah, gas would leak.
Speaker 3: Because there's something else I was doing yesterday that I
Speaker 3: was like, dude, I always think this is going to
Speaker 3: explode every time I touch it. Oh, the water heater.
Speaker 3: I didn't want to touch it because I thought I
Speaker 3: was going to explode. The oven. Every time I light it,
Speaker 3: I think it's going to explode. But no, there was
Speaker 3: something yesterday. Every time I really like this oven, this oven.
Speaker 2: I am so scared of this oven, these burners, like
Speaker 2: all of it. Like I literally it's dangerous. It's a
Speaker 2: danger to society.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: At the party, I did turn all the gas stoves
Speaker 2: on and I left them burning, not burning, but I
Speaker 2: turned all the gas.
Speaker 3: You're talking to Addison, and she bumped into the like
Speaker 3: she literally almost set herself on fire. She bumped into
Speaker 3: the oven and it like lit up a little bit.
Speaker 3: And then Drew was like, should we just turn on
Speaker 3: all the gas and leave and we were all crying
Speaker 3: and we were like, oh my god, yes, we love
Speaker 3: doing that. We should do that.
Speaker 2: Let's do that. Adison's y I love you. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: like our best friend now and you're jealous.
Speaker 1: That's true. I saw it. You know. It was also
Speaker 1: cool at the party into me wearing a hat and
Speaker 1: everyone being like, that looks so good. I think that
Speaker 1: was cool.
Speaker 2: You were wearing a hat. I gave him my hat
Speaker 2: to put on. I put the headband on and I
Speaker 2: gave Kai my hat.
Speaker 3: Wait, you were wearing that hat.
Speaker 1: I was wearing the headband and the hat at different
Speaker 1: points in the night and everyone was like, dude, you
Speaker 1: look fucking amazing.
Speaker 2: I put Kai onto the rids in the sauce.
Speaker 3: I was wearing my tr and everybody kept asking if
Speaker 3: it was my fucking birthday and it was humiliate ah
Speaker 3: and yeah, and I was like, it's not my birthday.
Speaker 3: It's just a vibe and they were like, no, it's
Speaker 3: a good vibe and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah that.
Speaker 1: I'm so excity very Marny.
Speaker 2: See. But you take risks, and that's what I love
Speaker 2: about you is it's not even risks in fashion, it's
Speaker 2: just risks in life, and like it's.
Speaker 1: Really Can we just take a moment to celebrate with strangers?
Speaker 1: Can we just take a moment to celebrate Anya. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm going to have one every episode for like five
Speaker 1: minutes to celebrate our queen.
Speaker 4: Go.
Speaker 2: You made that really weird and I did really Yeah?
Speaker 1: Shit, they never mind because I thought I was gonna.
Speaker 2: And also what about me?
Speaker 3: No, dude, why does it have to be about you?
Speaker 1: Also, yeah, I was trying to do something nice for
Speaker 1: any in that and then you derailed it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm just being cornered. Oh maybe Enya
Speaker 2: gets the appreciation segment and we get the yell at
Speaker 2: Drew and call him gay segment.
Speaker 1: Nobody said that.
Speaker 2: You just said that. In fact, I run the tape.
Speaker 1: You don't know. I might have after we were done
Speaker 1: with the Anya celebration segment, which you ruined. By the way,
Speaker 1: it's never gonna happen.
Speaker 2: I was celebrating.
Speaker 1: You robbed her of that beautiful experience. Maybe I would
Speaker 1: have suggested we do it for you, but now I'll
Speaker 1: never know.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, the last thing that I want to say
Speaker 2: before we go is, Enya, we were literally just sitting chilling, chatting,
Speaker 2: like I don't know why the fuck she said this,
Speaker 2: but like at like it was like robotic, it just
Speaker 2: like was deep inside of her and she needed to
Speaker 2: say in that moment right then and there, or like
Speaker 2: she would have rotted away and turned to fucking dust.
Speaker 2: She just turns to me and she's like, next time
Speaker 2: we watch Challengers, I want to be masturbating.
Speaker 1: Huh I did Wait you said that.
Speaker 2: I did not say she did next time we read
Speaker 2: Challengers and YA said, I wrote this note and you said,
Speaker 2: next time we watch Challengers, she needs to be masturbating
Speaker 2: question mark, And I'm was a question.
Speaker 3: I was asking, like, oh am I the only yes
Speaker 3: this spot?
Speaker 2: No, No, no, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 2: Actually you're right because I want to be jerking off
Speaker 2: to Patrick the whole time too.
Speaker 3: No, okay, okay, So I I did say that, but
Speaker 3: it's because it is the horniest movie ever. Like it
Speaker 3: is not like it doesn't have the most sex in
Speaker 3: it or whatever, but it isn't edit of it.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, this is so horny, Like it's the
Speaker 2: sexual tension of it.
Speaker 3: Like the tension is so high. But I wouldn't do
Speaker 3: that because those are real people and that's disgusting, and like, come.
Speaker 2: On, guys, the kiss sign.
Speaker 1: Which one are?
Speaker 2: And Patrick making the fuck out? Hello?
Speaker 1: Oh right, right, right.
Speaker 3: Right, I wouldn't do that to clarify.
Speaker 2: Which work Drews Sia Drews, siup. Okay, these are fucking
Speaker 2: ran said, y'all. These actually are so bad. I'm a
Speaker 2: blunt because God rolled me that way.
Speaker 3: No, I hate that.
Speaker 2: My grandma always says, keep three dollars in your pocket,
Speaker 2: so if you see a cute girl, you can buy
Speaker 2: our lemonade. Grandma. These bitches want perks nowadays. Oh, this
Speaker 2: is a good one. This is me every night, y'all
Speaker 2: go out, and I don't go, y'all. I can't go
Speaker 2: out tonight. I'm off to club Bed featuring DJ Pillow
Speaker 2: an mc blanket. This one is you for the last
Speaker 2: six years and me for the last two years. If
Speaker 2: you ever ever ever need me, I'm always three missed
Speaker 2: calls and four unread text away.
Speaker 3: I I actually don't think anybody would call me in
Speaker 3: an emergency. I'm not gonna answer. No, like I'm not
Speaker 3: going to answer. You need to text me, And even
Speaker 3: if you text me, I'll probably open it and be
Speaker 3: doing something else and be like.
Speaker 2: I'll get just get sidetracked. That's what happens to me
Speaker 2: is I'm like scrolling through TikTok, I see the text
Speaker 2: come up through the top, I click on it, read it,
Speaker 2: scroll off, and I'm like, okay, I'm gonna finish this video.
Speaker 2: And then like literally three hours later, I'm like journaling
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh wait, i should text that person back. Horrible, okay,
Speaker 2: just answer no, why like no, why have you ever
Speaker 2: been in the military, And ya know why? Because your
Speaker 2: panties are covered in dishonorable discharge?
Speaker 3: Why are you laughing about discharge?
Speaker 4: The other day it was making me crazy discharged to
Speaker 4: him and he was cracking up. He was like ew
Speaker 4: and I was like, it's kind of crazy, Like Vagina's
Speaker 4: just going like a red cycle.
Speaker 3: They literally just clean themselves.
Speaker 2: It's so fucking funny, bro, It's like goop.
Speaker 3: It's also funny like how discharge became like it used
Speaker 3: to be such a big Internet talk of like girls
Speaker 3: like posting their underground and being like, my shit looks
Speaker 3: like this at the end of the day, and people
Speaker 3: would be like, okay, so that actually might be a problem.
Speaker 2: If you never brown, it's covered in blood and green. Mm. Yeah,
Speaker 2: if her foot is bigger than a size eight, that
Speaker 2: pussy came from her father's side.
Speaker 3: Is size eight a big size for girls?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think maybe a men's size.
Speaker 3: Eight, a size eight women's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like a size six. Though. You got a
Speaker 2: little baby feet. Can I see them?
Speaker 3: My feet grow?
Speaker 2: Wait? Take your shoes off. No, I'll tell you if
Speaker 2: they're big. I can tell you where your vagina came
Speaker 2: from by looking at your feet. That's mama's side.
Speaker 3: That's that's your party, that's your rips.
Speaker 2: You like, wait, show me your feet, show your feet?
Speaker 2: Slapping ass, dear in sex is getting born? Let me
Speaker 2: taste you in the back of the head.
Speaker 3: Would that electrocute your brain?
Speaker 2: Tho, right, I think you'd be fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I just got something in my eye that was scary.
Speaker 1: I feel like that might be bad for your brain.
Speaker 2: Really, Yeah, you learned something every day, y'all. Okay, this
Speaker 2: one might leave it just because I don't know if
Speaker 2: it makes sense. Like, I don't give a fuck about
Speaker 2: your pronouns. Bitch, you smell like she it c slash
Speaker 2: see she slash it and then I might have already
Speaker 2: done this one. Bitches would hang out with a squirrel
Speaker 2: if it had a pack of cigarettes and a camera.
Speaker 2: Bitches would hang out with a squirrel if it had
Speaker 2: a pack of cigarettes and a digital camera. That's the
Speaker 2: craziest fucking thing of it all.
Speaker 3: If the squirrel was good at taking pictures, I would Yeah,
Speaker 3: I need something to post on IG soon.
Speaker 2: Me fucking should I show them the picture I want
Speaker 2: to post on I.
Speaker 3: G no, because then someone's gonna post and then you're like,
Speaker 3: I don't need to post.
Speaker 1: Wait is it the one that you showed me?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've bruh every single you put the bunny you
Speaker 2: filter on.
Speaker 1: Advanced. It's so funny. I understand because it is really subtle.
Speaker 2: It's just subtle irony. It's like subtly a joke, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's so I don't know if they would
Speaker 2: get the joke. Also, Drew Moji coming soon, y'all, mm hmmm,
Speaker 2: Drew Moji coming soon?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do you not believe me?
Speaker 3: No? I mean you've said it like eighteen times.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get GT six before we get Drew Moji.
Speaker 2: We got Drew Moji before GT we got G T
Speaker 2: A six before g T A six. God, that was
Speaker 2: like a pretty good joke. Actually we got g T
Speaker 2: A six before Drew Moji.
Speaker 1: Oh thanks dude, Thanks for wording it like that so passive,
Speaker 1: aggressive and basically attacking me.
Speaker 3: Don't raise your voice at him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're fucking yelling at me, Like, seriously, you're gonna
Speaker 2: to brick those goddamn headphones off your head?
Speaker 1: What else are we gonna do?
Speaker 2: Media?
Speaker 3: My media is also I'm going silent again because I'm
Speaker 3: about to ship myself again. Is Where You Are by
Speaker 3: Rina Sawayama, Diet Pepsi, Addison Ray Diapepsy's Next Level, Charlie
Speaker 3: Charlie XX. And I'm still listening to I Don't Need
Speaker 3: You by Rupert Holmes song for Julie Jesse, Colin Young
Speaker 3: and Magic in the Air by Badly Drawn Boy. Those
Speaker 3: are my media.
Speaker 2: Mine is Dangerously in Love Beyonce. I came home last
Speaker 2: night from the beach singing that song to Enya throw
Speaker 2: a Window, and I was like throwing rocks at her
Speaker 2: window and shit, and just like trying to be funny,
Speaker 2: and our downstairs neighbor was standing in her living room
Speaker 2: watching me the whole time. And like she's a new neighbor,
Speaker 2: so she doesn't know that I'm her neighbor. And I
Speaker 2: looked fucking crazy and I was like swinging my shit around.
Speaker 2: I was throwing shit out the window and saying dangerous
Speaker 2: like that, was just singing the fucking song, and she
Speaker 2: looked absolutely mortified of me. And then like I clocked
Speaker 2: that she was like scared of me and like kind
Speaker 2: of keeping an eye on me, and I was like,
Speaker 2: oh no, like like I waved to her like really
Speaker 2: just like hey, and then went back to singing, and
Speaker 2: she like was so scared that she like darted for
Speaker 2: her front door to like lock it or like, and
Speaker 2: then when I walked around the side, she like just
Speaker 2: keeping like she kept an eye on me the whole time.
Speaker 2: She was like so scared of me.
Speaker 3: Bro, what's fucked up is I didn't hear you. I know,
Speaker 3: I was on the other side of the house, so
Speaker 3: I didn't hear you.
Speaker 2: It was so sad. Casanova seventy by air m fuck
Speaker 2: fuck Me, fuck Me. I like Ruby Tuesday, good Bye
Speaker 2: Rumby Tuesday. The Miseducated. This small album, this little album
Speaker 2: that many of you may not know. The Miseducation of
Speaker 2: Lauren Hill.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's one of the greatest albums of all time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a really small album though.
Speaker 1: That was very uh Hannah, Horror of You? True? Oh
Speaker 1: may I say my media. It's only one song. It's
Speaker 1: not some bullshit. It's someone great by LCD sound System.
Speaker 2: Wait, he's give them a little taste and click. What's
Speaker 2: in there? In the future New York.
Speaker 3: I love you, but you're bringing me down.
Speaker 1: Okay, Damn whoa that ship is that? It's the perfect size.
Speaker 3: I hate this true litera.
Speaker 2: Help me and you help me and I'm stuck. I
Speaker 2: got you, I'm stuck.
Speaker 3: Alright. Thanks for watching my