WEBVTT - Honorable discharge 0:00:20.120 --> 0:00:20.440 Guys. 0:00:20.920 --> 0:00:26.720 Hey, Hey, how y'all doing. Hey, how y'all doing. 0:00:27.680 --> 0:00:29.520 I just want to let everybody know that I'm really 0:00:29.560 --> 0:00:34.080 brave right now because it happened after the last episode. 0:00:34.159 --> 0:00:39.320 Right my tooth. Yeah, I woke up last Wednesday with 0:00:39.880 --> 0:00:44.199 my wisdom teeth area fully inflamed and read and it 0:00:44.240 --> 0:00:45.920 looked like it was about to pop. So I rushed 0:00:45.920 --> 0:00:48.400 to the dentist because Drew looked in my mouth and 0:00:49.240 --> 0:00:50.960 scared me and told me that if I got infection, 0:00:51.000 --> 0:00:52.800 it's close to my brain and that I would possibly die. 0:00:52.800 --> 0:00:54.000 And then he told me that I could have a 0:00:54.040 --> 0:00:56.920 sish and he went on this whole tangent. Usually I 0:00:56.960 --> 0:00:58.560 don't care about the doctors. I'm my bit, I'm not 0:00:58.640 --> 0:01:01.160 going but that scared me so bad that I rested 0:01:01.160 --> 0:01:03.720 the dentist and then they were a hell a nonchalant. 0:01:03.720 --> 0:01:05.920 They were like, yeah, you don't have to get your 0:01:05.959 --> 0:01:07.800 teeth out, but you should definitely go get a scan, 0:01:08.080 --> 0:01:09.959 and like, you don't have to get it out, but 0:01:09.959 --> 0:01:11.600 this is gonna bother you, probably for the rest of 0:01:11.640 --> 0:01:14.160 your life, which is the worst advice I've ever fucking 0:01:14.240 --> 0:01:16.320 heard to be like, no, you don't have to fix this, 0:01:16.440 --> 0:01:19.000 but it will destroy your life from here on out. 0:01:19.760 --> 0:01:24.560 And now I'm on antibiotics and my I gotta see 0:01:24.560 --> 0:01:27.160 tea scan and my nerves are wrapped around my teeth, 0:01:27.200 --> 0:01:30.360 which is gonna make it really tarsh to take my 0:01:30.400 --> 0:01:31.119 wisdom teeth out. 0:01:31.120 --> 0:01:33.240 So you could get your wisdom teeth out in half 0:01:33.280 --> 0:01:34.280 of your faces, It's. 0:01:35.720 --> 0:01:38.240 Yeah, And now I'm terrified, and I haven't called the 0:01:38.280 --> 0:01:40.840 doctor again, but I have to because now I'm somebody 0:01:40.840 --> 0:01:43.280 who grinds my teeth in my sleep. And because of that, 0:01:43.360 --> 0:01:45.760 I've been grinding my teeth and now as I'm talking, 0:01:46.200 --> 0:01:47.600 all of my gums on the right side of my 0:01:47.640 --> 0:01:52.000 face are so swollen that every word I'm chomping on 0:01:52.600 --> 0:01:55.240 the tissue in my mouth and it hurts really bad. 0:01:56.880 --> 0:01:59.080 But we'll see what I if I do something about it. 0:01:59.160 --> 0:02:02.760 My only thing is like, fuck you guys, like like 0:02:02.800 --> 0:02:04.800 to look at me every episode and like, I don't 0:02:04.800 --> 0:02:06.480 think I can show a face if I'm all like 0:02:06.840 --> 0:02:11.160 scary from my wisdom teeth, and I will say I 0:02:11.200 --> 0:02:13.079 am wearing the worst fit ever because I want to 0:02:13.120 --> 0:02:15.960 start prepping you guys for when I look bad when 0:02:15.960 --> 0:02:19.000 I get my wisdom tee though, are you crying? Are 0:02:19.000 --> 0:02:19.720 you scared for me. 0:02:20.520 --> 0:02:24.480 No, Grinder got hacked. 0:02:26.840 --> 0:02:31.240 True. Wait are you actually crying? Why is it a 0:02:31.240 --> 0:02:33.200 big deal? You said you don't use that anymore? 0:02:34.560 --> 0:02:34.640 Like? 0:02:37.040 --> 0:02:42.520 True? Wait, why are you crying at it? I thought 0:02:42.560 --> 0:02:44.720 you told me you deleted that I did. 0:02:44.840 --> 0:02:48.560 But it's just such like a like a band. 0:02:49.919 --> 0:02:52.440 You were actually eating, you were that. 0:02:53.560 --> 0:02:55.919 It was such a big part of my life and. 0:02:56.120 --> 0:02:58.440 For so long, So that's just like the memories. 0:02:58.840 --> 0:03:03.520 Yeah wait, I'm okay, I'm okay, But I got hacked 0:03:04.000 --> 0:03:06.720 and it was shut down for like four hours or 0:03:06.760 --> 0:03:10.640 something like that, and it was hardest. It was the 0:03:10.720 --> 0:03:13.760 hardest four hours of my life. Let me tell you. 0:03:14.680 --> 0:03:18.920 I really thought, I really thought it was over for good. 0:03:19.720 --> 0:03:21.960 But it's okay. So it's back, but it's still like 0:03:23.560 --> 0:03:24.320 teers like that. 0:03:24.520 --> 0:03:27.560 Yeah, no, it's back. And it was just like giving 0:03:29.440 --> 0:03:33.480 like those four hours were like harder than what I'd imagine, 0:03:33.560 --> 0:03:38.960 like the Marines, feel like I basically like went to 0:03:39.040 --> 0:03:40.280 war with my soul. 0:03:40.760 --> 0:03:43.880 Or like being pregnant and giving birth probably similar. 0:03:43.680 --> 0:03:47.800 Yeah, easily, or like going through like a period cramp. 0:03:48.880 --> 0:03:51.800 You think the pain you felt when Grinder crashes the 0:03:51.840 --> 0:03:59.400 equivalent to one single period cramps one cramp. I guys, 0:03:59.400 --> 0:04:02.760 I'm gonna start what I think pcos. Yeah, yeah, do 0:04:02.840 --> 0:04:04.520 you know they have to go inside of you and 0:04:04.560 --> 0:04:05.840 do a surgery to see if you have. 0:04:05.920 --> 0:04:08.360 That they go inside you. I want to get that 0:04:08.480 --> 0:04:09.520 pcso surgery. 0:04:09.560 --> 0:04:11.000 You could just get on grinder if i'd someone to 0:04:11.040 --> 0:04:11.560 go inside you. 0:04:12.120 --> 0:04:14.960 That's the church hat bab you're but I don't know 0:04:14.960 --> 0:04:15.760 what you're referencing. 0:04:17.720 --> 0:04:20.760 Well, yeah, I had a dream that I can't talk 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:23.960 about last night, but it was very eerie. But I 0:04:23.960 --> 0:04:27.919 think I had that dream because I'm watching Girls. I 0:04:27.960 --> 0:04:30.240 started Girls like two years ago, never finished it, and 0:04:30.279 --> 0:04:32.159 I finally got to season two. I never even finished 0:04:32.200 --> 0:04:34.000 season one when I first watched it, but I got 0:04:34.000 --> 0:04:38.480 to the part where spoiler alert, Lena Dunham's character calls 0:04:38.520 --> 0:04:42.719 the police on Adam Driver's character, and I think that's 0:04:42.760 --> 0:04:44.400 why I had that dream, because when she was in 0:04:44.400 --> 0:04:45.600 the house and she was like, get out, get out, 0:04:45.600 --> 0:04:47.440 get how get out? That was the last thing I 0:04:47.440 --> 0:04:48.320 watched before I went to bed. 0:04:48.400 --> 0:04:51.039 I thought I watched like three or four seasons of 0:04:51.080 --> 0:04:57.160 that show. But like, literally from last night's episode, which 0:04:57.200 --> 0:05:00.200 was like the first episode of season one, I actually 0:05:00.279 --> 0:05:02.880 like trauma blocked that whole showlder or that whole whole 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:05.880 show or something whole. I keep saying whole, like I'm 0:05:05.920 --> 0:05:07.560 not thinking about whole. I don't want whole right now. 0:05:07.560 --> 0:05:09.039 I don't want to give my hold of someone like 0:05:09.120 --> 0:05:11.960 I just it's it's just it's not a radiant slip. 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:15.280 So they shut up. But I was going to say, 0:05:15.400 --> 0:05:18.600 I don't remember any of that fucking show. Bruh, I 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:20.000 don't remember any. 0:05:20.360 --> 0:05:22.680 Well, That's how I feel, like, Dude, did you see 0:05:22.760 --> 0:05:26.640 we got tagged in the girl's comparison? 0:05:27.040 --> 0:05:32.000 No, so far I haven't had Like I'm a bit offended. 0:05:33.839 --> 0:05:36.800 Yeah, I'm on TikTok I haven't been on TikTok Oh. 0:05:36.839 --> 0:05:38.880 Yeah, his ab was working. So now what I do 0:05:38.920 --> 0:05:40.120 is I get really high and I go in his 0:05:40.160 --> 0:05:42.240 bed and I show him my phone. But my for 0:05:42.440 --> 0:05:45.000 you page sucks because it is the for you page 0:05:45.000 --> 0:05:49.560 of somebody who gets high every night, and it is rancid. 0:05:49.640 --> 0:05:52.000 My for you page is like no real humans anymore. 0:05:52.040 --> 0:05:56.000 It's literally like government made accounts of like making food. 0:05:56.160 --> 0:05:59.440 Like, I just feel like I want to see my comparison. 0:06:00.320 --> 0:06:05.080 You're Hannah horrorth No, I'm sucking not Yeah, you're Hannah. 0:06:04.720 --> 0:06:08.400 Horrorth wait, that's Lena Dunham. 0:06:08.600 --> 0:06:12.080 That's Lena Dunham. Think about it personality wise, because you're 0:06:12.120 --> 0:06:15.880 always saying some ship of like, oh, let the love in, 0:06:15.960 --> 0:06:17.960 and you'll be like, oh, I hate that, and you 0:06:18.080 --> 0:06:18.400 very much. 0:06:18.480 --> 0:06:20.320 I guess yeah, you do. You give that mainly on 0:06:20.360 --> 0:06:22.360 the podcast, So it does make sense for people to 0:06:22.400 --> 0:06:24.320 say that because on the podcast when we're talking, you're like, 0:06:24.360 --> 0:06:27.000 I actually think women deserve to be because one. 0:06:26.839 --> 0:06:31.359 Of one of Hannah's archetypal quotes is I think I 0:06:31.480 --> 0:06:33.000 made the voice of a generation. 0:06:33.120 --> 0:06:35.320 Oh yeah, the first episode, or at least. 0:06:35.360 --> 0:06:38.400 A voice of a generation, and that is some ship that. 0:06:38.320 --> 0:06:41.520 You said, yeah, that's you every episode being like. 0:06:41.680 --> 0:06:43.560 But it's a bit. I need to make that clear. 0:06:43.640 --> 0:06:44.600 It's a fucking bit. 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:45.680 No nothing. 0:06:47.480 --> 0:06:50.400 We don't joke here, we don't joke. We don't we 0:06:50.440 --> 0:06:52.760 don't play, we don't play. We get on you don't. 0:06:53.200 --> 0:06:55.760 And you got Marnie, which one's mine. 0:06:55.800 --> 0:06:58.680 I'm like offended by, but I do see let me like, 0:06:58.680 --> 0:06:59.520 which is fucked up. 0:07:00.880 --> 0:07:03.919 Also, I think it's like, you know, characterize, I. 0:07:04.320 --> 0:07:06.640 Am offended, but I understand why people would think that. 0:07:06.680 --> 0:07:08.919 But you know, what's crazy is when I watch that show, 0:07:09.040 --> 0:07:11.880 I fear I am Hannah, because like Hannah is so 0:07:11.960 --> 0:07:14.400 insecure that she makes everything about her, even when she 0:07:14.400 --> 0:07:16.000 sucks up, she's like, oh what did I do? And 0:07:16.200 --> 0:07:19.480 I fear sometimes that's how I am, like where I'm like, 0:07:19.480 --> 0:07:21.480 oh my god, that's so annoying because I'm the kind 0:07:21.480 --> 0:07:23.440 of bitch who does something and then I say sorry 0:07:23.480 --> 0:07:25.560 eighteen times and somehow, Oh, now we're talking about me. 0:07:25.600 --> 0:07:27.360 Oh I should go to fucking down. Somebody stow me 0:07:27.360 --> 0:07:27.840 to death away. 0:07:27.840 --> 0:07:31.040 Wait, Kai, did they make you Adam Driver's leg cast? 0:07:32.520 --> 0:07:37.200 No, gave me a bucket. They did not make me 0:07:37.280 --> 0:07:38.040 the piss or. 0:07:38.040 --> 0:07:40.880 What about the krusties that beat up the babysitter. 0:07:41.560 --> 0:07:44.680 No, no, I got Showshanna and Elijah. 0:07:44.800 --> 0:07:45.880 Let me see. 0:07:46.720 --> 0:07:48.760 Elijah is the annoying boyfriend, right. 0:07:51.000 --> 0:07:53.680 Again, it's more about character and. 0:07:53.760 --> 0:07:56.720 The gay one. Oh, the gay one, yeah, the. 0:07:58.200 --> 0:07:58.880 Ex boyfriend. 0:07:58.960 --> 0:08:00.360 Yeah, the game one is like there. 0:08:00.960 --> 0:08:04.360 Also makes sense because she's so innocent and I'm very 0:08:04.360 --> 0:08:06.560 innocent and I don't know anything and I'm very delicate. 0:08:06.640 --> 0:08:09.640 So that's true. That tracks or you're like weird, it's 0:08:09.680 --> 0:08:12.880 like actually randomly dainty. He's like a little like fragile, 0:08:12.960 --> 0:08:14.040 like porcelain thought. 0:08:14.080 --> 0:08:15.600 I mean, when you're four foot three, you might as 0:08:15.600 --> 0:08:16.720 well be dang, yeah. 0:08:17.560 --> 0:08:21.040 Not four foot three. I actually just hit six three yesterday. 0:08:23.320 --> 0:08:24.480 Elijah's very interesting. 0:08:24.520 --> 0:08:26.440 I think that thirty, he still grows. 0:08:27.000 --> 0:08:29.240 Dude, there's a second wave of puberty. 0:08:29.400 --> 0:08:32.160 I actually believe that. I think there are three puberties. 0:08:32.200 --> 0:08:34.880 I don't think like growth wise, but like, there are 0:08:34.960 --> 0:08:38.360 three puberties in a man's life. Do you want me 0:08:38.440 --> 0:08:39.079 to get into him? 0:08:39.120 --> 0:08:41.160 I know, I don't think there's anything that dramatic about 0:08:41.160 --> 0:08:42.640 a man's life. I'm not kidding you know what I 0:08:42.679 --> 0:08:44.400 was singing. We were talking about this other day because 0:08:44.440 --> 0:08:46.120 Drew was like, when are we just going to see 0:08:46.160 --> 0:08:48.079 each other naked? And I was like, dude, I literally 0:08:48.080 --> 0:08:50.320 can't see you naked because I have such a. 0:08:50.320 --> 0:08:52.679 I'm just so sexy and I have like a perfect body. 0:08:52.720 --> 0:08:54.320 It would be hard to keep you off of me. 0:08:54.360 --> 0:08:56.400 I don't want that for myself because you'd just be 0:08:56.440 --> 0:08:56.959 all over him. 0:08:57.200 --> 0:08:59.840 You see me naked hella times, but you I will 0:08:59.840 --> 0:09:01.600 know you naked. I don't want to and you know 0:09:01.640 --> 0:09:03.520 what it is. And this is like gonna sound crazy, 0:09:03.760 --> 0:09:06.439 but like actually I don't even know if I can 0:09:06.480 --> 0:09:08.920 say this, but I don't mean this on like a 0:09:08.960 --> 0:09:12.400 serious general note. But how do I decide this? Everybody 0:09:12.440 --> 0:09:14.319 knows that I am like a missandrist, but I do 0:09:14.360 --> 0:09:17.480 have empathy for men, Like for men, I can't have empathy, 0:09:17.600 --> 0:09:19.880 but there are certain lines that I can't cross, like 0:09:20.240 --> 0:09:22.120 and I know it's a problem. I actually don't take 0:09:22.160 --> 0:09:24.040 pride in it. It's a very big problem in my life. 0:09:24.080 --> 0:09:25.960 But like when men around me are sick, I really 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:29.280 don't believe it. I'm like, like I just don't believe it, 0:09:29.360 --> 0:09:31.640 Like I'm sorry, I I literally don't, and like it's 0:09:31.679 --> 0:09:33.360 not me trying to be funny or mean, and I'm 0:09:33.400 --> 0:09:35.760 not trying to be cross, but I genuinely like it 0:09:35.840 --> 0:09:38.600 doesn't penetrate me. Like if a woman tells me she's 0:09:38.600 --> 0:09:40.280 feeling sick, I'm like, oh my god, you need tylan all, 0:09:40.320 --> 0:09:42.160 like I'm gonna postmote you something whatever, like what do 0:09:42.160 --> 0:09:44.040 you need? And when a man tells me sick, I'm like, okay, 0:09:44.080 --> 0:09:45.480 I bet if I'm in your body right now, like 0:09:45.480 --> 0:09:47.400 you're not even sick, Like you're literally like you have 0:09:47.480 --> 0:09:48.320 no you have no idea? 0:09:48.360 --> 0:09:50.960 What have you seen? When they put the fucking things 0:09:51.000 --> 0:09:55.280 on your like like men's like abdominal muscles, and they 0:09:55.280 --> 0:09:56.760 simulate a period. 0:09:56.520 --> 0:09:58.520 Oh and like the childbirth shit. 0:09:58.800 --> 0:10:00.120 Yeah, and then they do it on a woman and 0:10:00.160 --> 0:10:01.600 they're like, yeah, this is what it feels like. And 0:10:01.640 --> 0:10:03.480 they put on a man and he's like screaming, and. 0:10:03.880 --> 0:10:05.560 You know what it is, Now that I think about it, 0:10:05.600 --> 0:10:10.520 I think I have that mindset because men so like 0:10:10.600 --> 0:10:13.520 be little women's pain. So I'm like, okay, oh, mister 0:10:13.559 --> 0:10:15.280 big and strong. Oh now all of a sudden, oh 0:10:15.320 --> 0:10:16.880 your throwherd. You can't talk like. 0:10:17.000 --> 0:10:21.280 Well it we're out like building houses and we have 0:10:21.360 --> 0:10:22.800 like really rough hands. 0:10:22.880 --> 0:10:25.520 You just started the episode by crying because grinder was 0:10:25.520 --> 0:10:26.720 now for four hours. 0:10:26.400 --> 0:10:28.080 And no, no, no, it's just we're in the heat 0:10:28.120 --> 0:10:30.040 all day. It's so hot that I have to pour 0:10:30.120 --> 0:10:32.600 water in my helmet to keep you cold. 0:10:32.760 --> 0:10:32.960 See. 0:10:33.000 --> 0:10:35.280 Actually that's my dad. For my dad, I feel empathy 0:10:35.320 --> 0:10:37.840 for because I'm like, oh, You've been like laboriously working 0:10:37.880 --> 0:10:40.240 forever with the men in my life. I'm like, girl, 0:10:40.280 --> 0:10:43.600 come on, literally get kick rocks. But with you, I 0:10:43.760 --> 0:10:46.360 have surpassed that with like partially, I'm like, you are 0:10:46.360 --> 0:10:49.120 a hypochondriac. So I have to like really susser out, 0:10:49.160 --> 0:10:51.400 and I'm like and like, I have to ignore him. 0:10:51.440 --> 0:10:53.440 I have to play this whole psychological game with Drew 0:10:53.480 --> 0:10:57.320 when he's sick. But with you, I like don't see 0:10:57.320 --> 0:10:59.120 you as a man, like you are so much more 0:10:59.200 --> 0:11:01.040 than like a random in my life, you were like 0:11:01.360 --> 0:11:03.240 a person. So that's why I'm like, that's also why 0:11:03.280 --> 0:11:05.199 I'm always like no jews. One of my girls like, 0:11:05.480 --> 0:11:07.400 because I don't like put you in that box because 0:11:07.440 --> 0:11:09.520 I don't care for men. 0:11:11.320 --> 0:11:13.480 Kai, on the other I can't see you naked. Kai, 0:11:13.520 --> 0:11:18.640 on the other hand, is on the ounce what Yeah. 0:11:18.080 --> 0:11:20.520 No, I think. I like, as I've grown closer to Kai, 0:11:20.520 --> 0:11:23.000 I've empathized with him more. There was definitely the first 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:25.120 three years I was like, girl like literally. 0:11:24.880 --> 0:11:27.720 The yeah, kill yourself, just. 0:11:28.000 --> 0:11:31.000 Like you're sad. But now I see you as a person, 0:11:31.120 --> 0:11:33.240 thank you. So it's kind of like the way men 0:11:33.320 --> 0:11:35.920 see women as sex objects, except I see men as 0:11:36.040 --> 0:11:41.040 like like traffic cones, where I'm like, that's pointless. I 0:11:41.040 --> 0:11:43.280 could run that over and like a traffic cone isn't 0:11:43.280 --> 0:11:43.880 gonna stop me. 0:11:44.040 --> 0:11:44.880 No, that makes sense. 0:11:46.800 --> 0:11:50.199 It's like how I view men is like the baby 0:11:50.240 --> 0:11:52.760 on board sticker in the on the back of some 0:11:53.280 --> 0:11:56.560 moms vans garbage. I'm gonna text and dry behind you anyways, 0:11:56.600 --> 0:11:58.680 I'm gonna speed around you, bitch like I don't give. 0:11:58.600 --> 0:12:01.280 A fuckly like okay. 0:12:01.080 --> 0:12:03.080 Like that's not stopping me. I can't even read that 0:12:03.120 --> 0:12:03.640 on texting. 0:12:03.720 --> 0:12:05.200 Now that you have empathy for me, you can be 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:08.080 happy for my I got this huge modeling deal with 0:12:08.160 --> 0:12:13.360 a huge fucking company you made. Actually, yes, I'm gonna 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:15.319 show you this photo and you're gonna be blown away. 0:12:17.679 --> 0:12:20.520 And it finally mailed that ship to me too, bro, 0:12:20.960 --> 0:12:22.080 to all the restaurants. 0:12:22.480 --> 0:12:25.240 It's all over it's all over the place. 0:12:25.160 --> 0:12:27.560 Literally, how you look like in my dreams. Like that's 0:12:27.679 --> 0:12:29.880 I love saying that about people, Like when people look 0:12:30.360 --> 0:12:33.120 that identical to you but so different, that is genuinely 0:12:33.160 --> 0:12:36.400 how my brain imagines them. 0:12:36.760 --> 0:12:39.680 Yeah. Yeah, So I'm fucking rich now because that's on 0:12:39.760 --> 0:12:45.760 every meal plate. How much like three grand? Yeah, three grand? 0:12:46.559 --> 0:12:48.000 That is that's before cut. 0:12:48.559 --> 0:12:51.640 We could lower his pay now, oh yeah yeah. 0:12:51.200 --> 0:12:54.120 No, no, no no, since you're getting paid for modeling. 0:12:53.760 --> 0:12:55.720 That yes, we pay you like modeling. 0:12:56.360 --> 0:13:03.040 You got three thousand dollars. 0:13:00.280 --> 0:13:02.120 We pay kuy we give him a good two hundred 0:13:02.160 --> 0:13:02.920 dollars a month. 0:13:03.640 --> 0:13:07.680 It's but that's before cuts, before I mean yeah, after 0:13:07.800 --> 0:13:11.200 taxis and everything. You're wanting true bucks, Well, I take 0:13:11.400 --> 0:13:12.199 fifty percent. 0:13:13.800 --> 0:13:16.280 We become guys man, we need thirty. 0:13:16.679 --> 0:13:19.480 That's what you do. Well, it's cool because you'll be like, oh, 0:13:19.559 --> 0:13:22.280 here's your check, CUI, And then Drew does a singer says, 0:13:22.400 --> 0:13:25.840 but Daddy gets his ninety percent and then ninety percent. 0:13:26.240 --> 0:13:27.000 You know what's crazy. 0:13:27.000 --> 0:13:30.600 When I invested for you, I invest you winked. 0:13:30.400 --> 0:13:33.640 You winked him. When I first doing this too, I 0:13:33.760 --> 0:13:35.880 actually signed a deal that was that bad. 0:13:36.320 --> 0:13:39.560 Remember Collab, Oh my Claby. 0:13:39.280 --> 0:13:42.880 Is this fucking company that was so credatory to influencers, 0:13:42.920 --> 0:13:44.839 and they would take like not ninety percent, but it 0:13:44.960 --> 0:13:47.640 was like they would split it seventy thirty, so you 0:13:47.679 --> 0:13:49.880 would get thirty percent and they would take seventy percent, 0:13:49.920 --> 0:13:51.239 and it was on every. 0:13:51.240 --> 0:13:54.000 End and it was just just in you, like if 0:13:54.080 --> 0:13:55.920 you started on the internet and you got like a 0:13:56.120 --> 0:13:59.600 little ounce of flout. Yeah on Vine, like they went 0:13:59.720 --> 0:14:02.280 after or every fucking person on there, and all of 0:14:02.400 --> 0:14:04.920 us were like fucking thirteen fourteen years old, and we 0:14:05.000 --> 0:14:07.839 were like, oh my god, an agency wants to sign us, Like, 0:14:07.960 --> 0:14:08.840 that's crazy. 0:14:09.200 --> 0:14:10.679 I want to see if I have my emails to them. 0:14:10.760 --> 0:14:13.319 I was crazy. The motherfucker who ran my account his 0:14:13.440 --> 0:14:15.839 name was Patrick, and I was a fucking demon to him. 0:14:15.880 --> 0:14:18.720 I was literally fucking insane, horrible. 0:14:18.440 --> 0:14:20.760 Because I started we all started talking about it, and 0:14:20.840 --> 0:14:23.800 then we were like, wait, that is bad. 0:14:24.000 --> 0:14:29.960 That's bad, Like it's crazy, how predacious, like entertainment industries 0:14:30.040 --> 0:14:33.920 are on literal fucking children. Because like, not only was 0:14:33.960 --> 0:14:35.960 it like collab and all that shit, it was like 0:14:36.480 --> 0:14:39.360 press play, like all everything we did that we thought 0:14:39.520 --> 0:14:41.640 was cool that they like dangled in front of our 0:14:41.680 --> 0:14:43.720 fucking faces like a carrot, like they get a horse 0:14:43.800 --> 0:14:44.360 to walk or whatever. 0:14:44.400 --> 0:14:44.920 The fuck the. 0:14:44.960 --> 0:14:47.680 Horses like carrots? Is that like a trope? 0:14:47.880 --> 0:14:48.000 They? 0:14:48.120 --> 0:14:48.640 I think they like. 0:14:48.680 --> 0:14:50.400 Apples, carrot on a stick? 0:14:50.520 --> 0:14:52.120 Right, that's like is that a horse thing? 0:14:52.440 --> 0:14:52.760 I think? 0:14:52.880 --> 0:14:52.920 So? 0:14:53.520 --> 0:14:55.320 Yeah, I think horses eat carrots. 0:14:55.480 --> 0:15:02.040 Yeah, okay, well yeah, kas carrots? What because you have huge. 0:15:01.920 --> 0:15:05.520 Teeth and a long and a long face too, and 0:15:06.080 --> 0:15:09.160 oh but I do have very low body fat and muscles. 0:15:09.360 --> 0:15:11.280 Yeah you're saying he's like a race horse and his 0:15:12.040 --> 0:15:16.040 now listen to this. His seed is very strong people 0:15:16.560 --> 0:15:18.600 pay for it, bitch. Never mind, I'm not. 0:15:18.600 --> 0:15:20.680 Even get in something for breeding horses. Can you make 0:15:20.760 --> 0:15:21.520 money like good money? 0:15:21.640 --> 0:15:23.480 Oh, bitches? Make millions and millions of. 0:15:24.120 --> 0:15:26.960 Starting a horse farm? Bit have you seen poring a 0:15:27.120 --> 0:15:28.080 horse stable off? 0:15:28.160 --> 0:15:30.880 T move dude? Horses like you have to like jerk 0:15:30.960 --> 0:15:33.640 them off and ship though, to come like that, you 0:15:33.760 --> 0:15:35.960 have to like make up like a homemade pocket pussy? 0:15:36.520 --> 0:15:39.720 Did you ever do that? Did you make the homemade 0:15:40.240 --> 0:15:40.720 p word? 0:15:41.400 --> 0:15:41.440 No? 0:15:41.680 --> 0:15:43.600 I never did, I never ever did. 0:15:43.760 --> 0:15:48.480 I did with what two sponges that I soaked in water, 0:15:48.600 --> 0:15:50.240 and I put them in the microwave, and then I 0:15:50.320 --> 0:15:54.120 got a glove, like a latex glove, and I put 0:15:54.160 --> 0:15:56.680 the two sponges inside of a cup, put the latex 0:15:56.760 --> 0:15:59.880 glove around it, and then put a rubber band on 0:16:00.080 --> 0:16:04.240 on the like late next glove, and I made a pocket. 0:16:03.960 --> 0:16:05.640 Pe word when I was like, no, you made a 0:16:05.680 --> 0:16:06.440 pocket b word? 0:16:06.640 --> 0:16:11.120 Yeah. And then I also microwave. I didn't even hear 0:16:11.160 --> 0:16:14.000 what you did, but I also microwaved a banana peel 0:16:14.120 --> 0:16:15.160 and use that as well. 0:16:15.440 --> 0:16:19.720 No swear to God, Ill Drew, are you leaving that 0:16:19.840 --> 0:16:21.320 in the episode That's insane? 0:16:21.760 --> 0:16:22.600 I was nine. 0:16:23.440 --> 0:16:24.480 That's crazy. 0:16:25.600 --> 0:16:25.840 I guess. 0:16:25.880 --> 0:16:28.200 When I was nine, I was watching Titanic and literally 0:16:28.320 --> 0:16:31.520 like I'm not gonna say it because there's berds, but 0:16:31.680 --> 0:16:34.200 like I was, I was like, Titanic is lit. And 0:16:34.280 --> 0:16:36.520 there was a movie, Uh, there was a Disney movie 0:16:36.600 --> 0:16:38.640 that like, weirdly felt sexual to me. The story the 0:16:38.720 --> 0:16:41.800 Jungle Book movie, the second one. There's this scene with 0:16:42.040 --> 0:16:45.880 the snake that feels so like predacious and it made 0:16:45.920 --> 0:16:48.520 me feel so weird as a kid. But trust to 0:16:48.560 --> 0:16:50.640 believe that VHS tape. 0:16:50.640 --> 0:16:52.480 Turned away, turned it up. 0:16:52.920 --> 0:16:55.200 I was like rewinding the fuck out of it. I 0:16:55.280 --> 0:16:56.080 was like, I need to go back. 0:16:56.080 --> 0:16:56.720 I missed something. 0:16:56.760 --> 0:16:58.960 I missed something, I missed something I. 0:16:59.000 --> 0:17:00.920 Didn't have, like a movie that as a kid, like 0:17:01.000 --> 0:17:04.240 I guess, like I don't. I didn't have like a 0:17:04.320 --> 0:17:07.000 movie that I rewatched over and over again, but my 0:17:07.200 --> 0:17:12.440 dad did. And I watched Talladega Knights, Joe Dirt, Rocky 0:17:12.480 --> 0:17:16.679 Horror Picture Show, and Step No, No, not step Brothers. 0:17:16.760 --> 0:17:17.280 The one. 0:17:19.520 --> 0:17:23.159 Is it step Brothers with John c Rilly and it 0:17:23.280 --> 0:17:25.720 has John c Riley and it's not step Brothers. It's 0:17:25.920 --> 0:17:30.040 Walk the Line, which is actually really funny, and the 0:17:30.440 --> 0:17:32.960 scene of the dude the brother getting cut in half 0:17:33.040 --> 0:17:36.119 in the barn is literally seared into my like eight 0:17:36.240 --> 0:17:39.320 year old brain forever. Like that fried me. But those 0:17:39.400 --> 0:17:41.679 were on the TV at all moments of the day. 0:17:41.800 --> 0:17:43.600 You didn't have like a movie you rewatched a lot. 0:17:43.880 --> 0:17:46.000 No, because my dad ballhogged the TV. 0:17:46.760 --> 0:17:49.680 I had so many that I would rewatch all the time. 0:17:49.840 --> 0:17:52.560 What's Oh. Another movie that made me like weirdly horny 0:17:52.840 --> 0:17:57.080 was Fuck, it's the one. It's like the Atlantis movie 0:17:57.200 --> 0:17:59.280 with the two like the blonde guy and the guy 0:17:59.320 --> 0:18:02.040 with black hair. Was like the Mermaids siren scene where 0:18:02.119 --> 0:18:04.280 like all the mermaids are jumping on and like seducing 0:18:04.359 --> 0:18:07.919 the pirates. Yes, that that scene. I was like, oh 0:18:07.960 --> 0:18:10.720 my god, the sexy mermaids are coming up like guys, guys, guys. 0:18:11.600 --> 0:18:14.320 I guess the Sandlot. I liked it The Sandlot. 0:18:14.400 --> 0:18:16.119