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Speaker 1: Guys.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Hey, how y'all doing. Hey, how y'all doing.

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Speaker 3: I just want to let everybody know that I'm really

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Speaker 3: brave right now because it happened after the last episode.

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Speaker 3: Right my tooth. Yeah, I woke up last Wednesday with

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Speaker 3: my wisdom teeth area fully inflamed and read and it

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Speaker 3: looked like it was about to pop. So I rushed

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Speaker 3: scared me and told me that if I got infection,

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Speaker 3: it's close to my brain and that I would possibly die.

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Speaker 3: And then he told me that I could have a

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Speaker 3: sish and he went on this whole tangent. Usually I

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Speaker 3: don't care about the doctors. I'm my bit, I'm not

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Speaker 3: going but that scared me so bad that I rested

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Speaker 3: the dentist and then they were a hell a nonchalant.

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Speaker 3: They were like, yeah, you don't have to get your

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Speaker 3: teeth out, but you should definitely go get a scan,

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Speaker 3: and like, you don't have to get it out, but

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Speaker 3: this is gonna bother you, probably for the rest of

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Speaker 3: your life, which is the worst advice I've ever fucking

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Speaker 3: heard to be like, no, you don't have to fix this,

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Speaker 3: but it will destroy your life from here on out.

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Speaker 3: And now I'm on antibiotics and my I gotta see

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Speaker 3: tea scan and my nerves are wrapped around my teeth,

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Speaker 3: which is gonna make it really tarsh to take my

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Speaker 3: wisdom teeth out.

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Speaker 2: So you could get your wisdom teeth out in half

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Speaker 2: of your faces, It's.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And now I'm terrified, and I haven't called the

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Speaker 3: doctor again, but I have to because now I'm somebody

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Speaker 3: who grinds my teeth in my sleep. And because of that,

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Speaker 3: I've been grinding my teeth and now as I'm talking,

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Speaker 3: all of my gums on the right side of my

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Speaker 3: face are so swollen that every word I'm chomping on

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Speaker 3: the tissue in my mouth and it hurts really bad.

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Speaker 3: But we'll see what I if I do something about it.

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Speaker 3: My only thing is like, fuck you guys, like like

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Speaker 3: to look at me every episode and like, I don't

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Speaker 3: think I can show a face if I'm all like

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Speaker 3: scary from my wisdom teeth, and I will say I

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Speaker 3: am wearing the worst fit ever because I want to

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Speaker 3: start prepping you guys for when I look bad when

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Speaker 3: I get my wisdom tee though, are you crying? Are

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Speaker 3: you scared for me.

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Speaker 2: No, Grinder got hacked.

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Speaker 3: True. Wait are you actually crying? Why is it a

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Speaker 3: big deal? You said you don't use that anymore?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 3: True? Wait, why are you crying at it? I thought

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Speaker 3: you told me you deleted that I did.

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Speaker 2: But it's just such like a like a band.

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Speaker 3: You were actually eating, you were that.

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Speaker 2: It was such a big part of my life and.

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Speaker 3: For so long, So that's just like the memories.

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Speaker 2: Yeah wait, I'm okay, I'm okay, But I got hacked

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Speaker 2: and it was shut down for like four hours or

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Speaker 2: something like that, and it was hardest. It was the

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Speaker 2: hardest four hours of my life. Let me tell you.

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Speaker 2: I really thought, I really thought it was over for good.

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Speaker 3: But it's okay. So it's back, but it's still like

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Speaker 3: teers like that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's back. And it was just like giving

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Speaker 2: like those four hours were like harder than what I'd imagine,

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Speaker 2: like the Marines, feel like I basically like went to

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Speaker 2: war with my soul.

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Speaker 1: Or like being pregnant and giving birth probably similar.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, easily, or like going through like a period cramp.

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Speaker 3: You think the pain you felt when Grinder crashes the

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Speaker 3: equivalent to one single period cramps one cramp. I guys,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna start what I think pcos. Yeah, yeah, do

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Speaker 3: you know they have to go inside of you and

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Speaker 3: do a surgery to see if you have.

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Speaker 2: That they go inside you. I want to get that

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Speaker 2: pcso surgery.

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Speaker 3: You could just get on grinder if i'd someone to

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Speaker 3: go inside you.

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Speaker 2: That's the church hat bab you're but I don't know

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Speaker 2: what you're referencing.

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Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I had a dream that I can't talk

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Speaker 3: about last night, but it was very eerie. But I

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Speaker 3: think I had that dream because I'm watching Girls. I

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Speaker 3: started Girls like two years ago, never finished it, and

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Speaker 3: I finally got to season two. I never even finished

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Speaker 3: season one when I first watched it, but I got

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Speaker 3: to the part where spoiler alert, Lena Dunham's character calls

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Speaker 3: the police on Adam Driver's character, and I think that's

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Speaker 3: why I had that dream, because when she was in

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Speaker 3: the house and she was like, get out, get out,

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Speaker 3: get how get out? That was the last thing I

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Speaker 3: watched before I went to bed.

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Speaker 2: I thought I watched like three or four seasons of

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Speaker 2: that show. But like, literally from last night's episode, which

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Speaker 2: was like the first episode of season one, I actually

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Speaker 2: like trauma blocked that whole showlder or that whole whole

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Speaker 2: show or something whole. I keep saying whole, like I'm

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Speaker 2: not thinking about whole. I don't want whole right now.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to give my hold of someone like

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Speaker 2: I just it's it's just it's not a radiant slip.

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Speaker 2: So they shut up. But I was going to say,

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Speaker 2: I don't remember any of that fucking show. Bruh, I

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Speaker 2: don't remember any.

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Speaker 1: Well, That's how I feel, like, Dude, did you see

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Speaker 1: we got tagged in the girl's comparison?

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Speaker 3: No, so far I haven't had Like I'm a bit offended.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm on TikTok I haven't been on TikTok Oh.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, his ab was working. So now what I do

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Speaker 3: is I get really high and I go in his

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Speaker 3: bed and I show him my phone. But my for

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Speaker 3: you page sucks because it is the for you page

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Speaker 3: of somebody who gets high every night, and it is rancid.

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Speaker 3: My for you page is like no real humans anymore.

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Speaker 3: It's literally like government made accounts of like making food.

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Speaker 2: Like, I just feel like I want to see my comparison.

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Speaker 1: You're Hannah horrorth No, I'm sucking not Yeah, you're Hannah.

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Speaker 2: Horrorth wait, that's Lena Dunham.

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Speaker 1: That's Lena Dunham. Think about it personality wise, because you're

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Speaker 1: always saying some ship of like, oh, let the love in,

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Speaker 1: and you'll be like, oh, I hate that, and you

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Speaker 1: very much.

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Speaker 3: I guess yeah, you do. You give that mainly on

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Speaker 3: the podcast, So it does make sense for people to

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Speaker 3: say that because on the podcast when we're talking, you're like,

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Speaker 3: I actually think women deserve to be because one.

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Speaker 1: Of one of Hannah's archetypal quotes is I think I

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Speaker 1: made the voice of a generation.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the first episode, or at least.

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Speaker 1: A voice of a generation, and that is some ship that.

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Speaker 3: You said, yeah, that's you every episode being like.

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Speaker 2: But it's a bit. I need to make that clear.

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Speaker 2: It's a fucking bit.

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Speaker 1: No nothing.

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Speaker 3: We don't joke here, we don't joke. We don't we

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Speaker 3: don't play, we don't play. We get on you don't.

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Speaker 2: And you got Marnie, which one's mine.

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Speaker 3: I'm like offended by, but I do see let me like,

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Speaker 3: which is fucked up.

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Speaker 1: Also, I think it's like, you know, characterize, I.

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Speaker 3: Am offended, but I understand why people would think that.

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Speaker 3: But you know, what's crazy is when I watch that show,

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Speaker 3: I fear I am Hannah, because like Hannah is so

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Speaker 3: insecure that she makes everything about her, even when she

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Speaker 3: sucks up, she's like, oh what did I do? And

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Speaker 3: I fear sometimes that's how I am, like where I'm like,

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Speaker 3: oh my god, that's so annoying because I'm the kind

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Speaker 3: of bitch who does something and then I say sorry

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Speaker 3: eighteen times and somehow, Oh, now we're talking about me.

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Speaker 3: Oh I should go to fucking down. Somebody stow me

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Speaker 3: to death away.

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Speaker 2: Wait, Kai, did they make you Adam Driver's leg cast?

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Speaker 1: No, gave me a bucket. They did not make me

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Speaker 1: the piss or.

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Speaker 2: What about the krusties that beat up the babysitter.

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Speaker 1: No, no, I got Showshanna and Elijah.

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Speaker 2: Let me see.

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Speaker 3: Elijah is the annoying boyfriend, right.

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Speaker 1: Again, it's more about character and.

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Speaker 2: The gay one. Oh, the gay one, yeah, the.

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Speaker 1: Ex boyfriend.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the game one is like there.

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Speaker 1: Also makes sense because she's so innocent and I'm very

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Speaker 1: innocent and I don't know anything and I'm very delicate.

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Speaker 2: So that's true. That tracks or you're like weird, it's

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Speaker 2: like actually randomly dainty. He's like a little like fragile,

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Speaker 2: like porcelain thought.

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Speaker 3: I mean, when you're four foot three, you might as

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Speaker 3: well be dang, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Not four foot three. I actually just hit six three yesterday.

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Speaker 1: Elijah's very interesting.

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Speaker 3: I think that thirty, he still grows.

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Speaker 1: Dude, there's a second wave of puberty.

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Speaker 2: I actually believe that. I think there are three puberties.

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Speaker 2: I don't think like growth wise, but like, there are

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Speaker 2: three puberties in a man's life. Do you want me

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Speaker 2: to get into him?

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Speaker 3: I know, I don't think there's anything that dramatic about

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Speaker 3: a man's life. I'm not kidding you know what I

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Speaker 3: was singing. We were talking about this other day because

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Speaker 3: Drew was like, when are we just going to see

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Speaker 3: each other naked? And I was like, dude, I literally

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Speaker 2: I'm just so sexy and I have like a perfect body.

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Speaker 2: It would be hard to keep you off of me.

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Speaker 2: I don't want that for myself because you'd just be

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Speaker 3: You see me naked hella times, but you I will

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Speaker 3: know you naked. I don't want to and you know

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Speaker 3: what it is. And this is like gonna sound crazy,

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Speaker 3: but like actually I don't even know if I can

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Speaker 3: serious general note. But how do I decide this? Everybody

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Speaker 3: knows that I am like a missandrist, but I do

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Speaker 3: have empathy for men, Like for men, I can't have empathy,

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Speaker 3: but there are certain lines that I can't cross, like

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Speaker 3: and I know it's a problem. I actually don't take

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Speaker 3: pride in it. It's a very big problem in my life.

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Speaker 3: But like when men around me are sick, I really

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Speaker 3: don't believe it. I'm like, like I just don't believe it,

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Speaker 3: Like I'm sorry, I I literally don't, and like it's

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Speaker 3: not me trying to be funny or mean, and I'm

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Speaker 3: not trying to be cross, but I genuinely like it

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Speaker 3: doesn't penetrate me. Like if a woman tells me she's

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Speaker 3: feeling sick, I'm like, oh my god, you need tylan all,

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Speaker 3: like I'm gonna postmote you something whatever, like what do

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Speaker 3: you need? And when a man tells me sick, I'm like, okay,

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Speaker 3: I bet if I'm in your body right now, like

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Speaker 3: you're not even sick, Like you're literally like you have

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Speaker 3: no you have no idea?

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Speaker 1: What have you seen? When they put the fucking things

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Speaker 1: on your like like men's like abdominal muscles, and they

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Speaker 1: simulate a period.

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Speaker 2: Oh and like the childbirth shit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they do it on a woman and

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Speaker 1: they're like, yeah, this is what it feels like. And

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Speaker 1: they put on a man and he's like screaming, and.

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Speaker 3: You know what it is, Now that I think about it,

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Speaker 3: I think I have that mindset because men so like

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Speaker 3: be little women's pain. So I'm like, okay, oh, mister

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Speaker 3: big and strong. Oh now all of a sudden, oh

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Speaker 2: Well it we're out like building houses and we have

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Speaker 2: And no, no, no, it's just we're in the heat

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Speaker 3: Actually that's my dad. For my dad, I feel empathy

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Speaker 1: The yeah, kill yourself, just.

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Speaker 2: It's like how I view men is like the baby

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Speaker 2: Like that's not stopping me. I can't even read that

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Speaker 1: Now that you have empathy for me, you can be

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Speaker 1: And it finally mailed that ship to me too, bro,

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Speaker 2: It's all over it's all over the place.

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Speaker 3: Literally, how you look like in my dreams. Like that's

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, So I'm fucking rich now because that's on

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Speaker 1: every meal plate. How much like three grand? Yeah, three grand?

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Speaker 3: We could lower his pay now, oh yeah yeah.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no no, since you're getting paid for modeling.

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Speaker 2: You got three thousand dollars.

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Speaker 3: We pay kuy we give him a good two hundred

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Speaker 2: It's but that's before cuts, before I mean yeah, after

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Speaker 3: We become guys man, we need thirty.

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Speaker 1: That's what you do. Well, it's cool because you'll be like, oh,

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Speaker 1: here's your check, CUI, And then Drew does a singer says,

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Speaker 3: You know what's crazy.

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Speaker 2: When I invested for you, I invest you winked.

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Speaker 3: You winked him. When I first doing this too, I

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Speaker 2: Remember Collab, Oh my Claby.

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Speaker 3: Is this fucking company that was so credatory to influencers,

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Speaker 3: I want to see if I have my emails to them.

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Speaker 3: I was crazy. The motherfucker who ran my account his

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Speaker 2: That's bad, Like it's crazy, how predacious, like entertainment industries

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Speaker 2: Horses like carrots? Is that like a trope?

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Speaker 4: They?

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Speaker 3: I think they like.

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Speaker 1: Apples, carrot on a stick?

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Speaker 2: Right, that's like is that a horse thing?

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Speaker 4: So?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, well yeah, kas carrots? What because you have huge.

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Speaker 2: now listen to this. His seed is very strong people

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Speaker 2: pay for it, bitch. Never mind, I'm not.

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Speaker 3: Even get in something for breeding horses. Can you make

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Speaker 2: Oh, bitches? Make millions and millions of.

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Speaker 3: Starting a horse farm? Bit have you seen poring a

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Speaker 2: T move dude? Horses like you have to like jerk

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Speaker 2: Did you ever do that? Did you make the homemade

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 1: I never did, I never ever did.

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Speaker 2: I did with what two sponges that I soaked in water,

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Speaker 2: Yeah. And then I also microwave. I didn't even hear

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Speaker 2: what you did, but I also microwaved a banana peel

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Speaker 3: No swear to God, Ill Drew, are you leaving that

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Speaker 3: in the episode That's insane?

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Speaker 2: I was nine.

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Speaker 3: That's crazy.

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Speaker 2: I guess.

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Speaker 3: When I was nine, I was watching Titanic and literally

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Speaker 2: Turned away, turned it up.

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Speaker 2: I missed something.

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Speaker 3: I missed something, I missed something I.

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Speaker 2: Horror Picture Show, and Step No, No, not step Brothers.

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Speaker 2: Is it step Brothers with John c Rilly and it

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Speaker 3: You didn't have like a movie you rewatched a lot.

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Speaker 3: What's Oh. Another movie that made me like weirdly horny

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Speaker 2: I guess the Sandlot. I liked it The Sandlot.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I swam in a pool all day and then

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Speaker 2: up the next day with like rashes all over our

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Speaker 2: three or four years. I not only got blackout drunk

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Speaker 2: No, I would it out. We had like three before.

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Speaker 1: And then that was so fucking fun. Yeah, in the corner,

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Speaker 2: And like yeah, and then like there was the dark

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Speaker 2: sided evil version of Josiah there and me and Kai

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Speaker 2: watched him make out with someone and like get pictures

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Speaker 2: at just imagining it. But Josiah, Yeah, also, two guys

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Speaker 2: part of that story is us.

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Speaker 1: Like it's like these two like very beautiful men like

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Speaker 2: picture with the Josiah clone, like I wanted to get

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00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:21,440
Speaker 2: a picture of him. Yeah. Literally, But I not only

442
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:25,320
Speaker 2: went to a party. I not only drank, bitch, I

443
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:27,560
Speaker 2: smoked weeds.

444
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:28,920
Speaker 3: Not the craziest part.

445
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:32,960
Speaker 2: I smoked cush. I literally got high, y'all. And I

446
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:36,480
Speaker 2: liked it. I loved it. I had fun. I'll never

447
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:39,560
Speaker 2: do it again because the uber ride home alone was

448
00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:43,919
Speaker 2: really scary. It was really fucking scary. Like I was like, oh,

449
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:46,080
Speaker 2: I didn't even get that drunk tonight like period, Like

450
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,320
Speaker 2: I kind of ate like I had fun. I got

451
00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:50,359
Speaker 2: like enough drinking me that I was like loose and

452
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:54,880
Speaker 2: having a good time. Gotten that goddamn uber ubu jav bitch.

453
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:57,639
Speaker 2: I was spinning. I was like fighting back vomiting. I

454
00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:00,920
Speaker 2: was like doing that thing where you're like oh, and

455
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:02,840
Speaker 2: I was like my eyes were like rolling in the

456
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,479
Speaker 2: back of my head and I was like, bitch, am

457
00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:08,920
Speaker 2: I like, od, you were high? I was high as fuck.

458
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,919
Speaker 3: I was. I was so mad that because I had

459
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,880
Speaker 3: makeup on, mine just kept looking like me with makeup.

460
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:18,439
Speaker 2: On with bruh, Well, that's not a filter. That's literally

461
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:20,400
Speaker 2: what I looked like without your head.

462
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:23,560
Speaker 3: No, that's you took your wig off. Yeah, I like,

463
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:25,160
Speaker 3: you haven't been that fucked up in a long time.

464
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:28,520
Speaker 2: My stupid fucking wig bro pull it off my hand.

465
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:32,159
Speaker 3: Well, at that party, I had so much fun, but

466
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:34,560
Speaker 3: by the end of it, I also got like way

467
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:36,879
Speaker 3: too high. Where everyone I was talking to I was like,

468
00:21:38,119 --> 00:21:38,960
Speaker 3: you're yet again.

469
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:43,640
Speaker 2: I didn't get the praise I deserved for smoking weed. Guys,

470
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:44,080
Speaker 2: sound off.

471
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:46,920
Speaker 3: I wish I wish you would smoke with me, like

472
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:47,720
Speaker 3: I didn't.

473
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:50,600
Speaker 2: Even be I actually want to now. I've always wanted

474
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,040
Speaker 2: to get like a big, fat, stinky blunt and like

475
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,200
Speaker 2: smoke it out front, like one of those like big

476
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:58,640
Speaker 2: ass like round ones, because I also want to roll

477
00:21:58,760 --> 00:21:59,639
Speaker 2: my own blunt.

478
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:02,600
Speaker 3: I've rolled the blood since like I lived in Miami.

479
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:05,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a stinky, big fucking bland.

480
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:08,359
Speaker 3: I like the thing is is we wouldn't even be

481
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:11,760
Speaker 3: able to do that because I am like, so it's crazy.

482
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,320
Speaker 3: People are always like, stop talking about being high, but

483
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:17,400
Speaker 3: like y'all don't understand. Y'all got to fry your brains

484
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:20,920
Speaker 3: when you were teenagers. I waited until my frontal lobe developed,

485
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:22,960
Speaker 3: and then I got really scared of that frontal lobe.

486
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:24,680
Speaker 3: So now I smoke to avoid it.

487
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:28,760
Speaker 2: I do think I woke up dormant psychosis like late.

488
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:31,359
Speaker 2: Like I think I did a little bit because like

489
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:33,520
Speaker 2: the past couple I probably just hung over. But the

490
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:36,320
Speaker 2: past couple of days I've been like fucking like crazy.

491
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:38,680
Speaker 3: I literally think it's from alcohol, Like I do not

492
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:42,040
Speaker 3: drink anymore like that because of the fact that it

493
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:45,600
Speaker 3: makes me so depressed, like it does something.

494
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:52,479
Speaker 2: All soda press more like soda stream. Okay, I literally

495
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:55,399
Speaker 2: ate like hydraulic press of soda, Like why don't you

496
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:57,560
Speaker 2: just get a soda stream? And yeah, please come back,

497
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:07,240
Speaker 2: please spin back, don't hit me, dude.

498
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,800
Speaker 3: I have to shit so bad, so I actually am

499
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,320
Speaker 3: gonna have to dip for like five minutes. I'm not

500
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:11,679
Speaker 3: even Kidding'm about to ship myself.

501
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:12,520
Speaker 2: Bruh.

502
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:15,960
Speaker 3: My antibiotics have been really fucking up my stomach, and like,

503
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:18,480
Speaker 3: we have to bleep this because it is actually so gross.

504
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:20,200
Speaker 3: I thought, I got my peer three days ago. I

505
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:22,880
Speaker 3: ship pure blood. Do we have to bleep that because

506
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:25,360
Speaker 3: it is like so gross? But actually it's not gross.

507
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:27,400
Speaker 3: Y'all should be worried for me. And I just talked

508
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:31,080
Speaker 3: about fucking a banana, but like, no, it was so

509
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,320
Speaker 3: bad that I was live texting Rain because we were

510
00:23:33,359 --> 00:23:34,520
Speaker 3: texting while I was on the toy and I was like,

511
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:35,560
Speaker 3: oh my god. By the way, I just got my

512
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:36,920
Speaker 3: peered because we were going to go to the pool

513
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:38,719
Speaker 3: that day, and I was like, fuck, I just got

514
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:41,040
Speaker 3: my perod. That's so annoying. And then I picked her

515
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:42,639
Speaker 3: up and I was like, also, I need to up

516
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:45,440
Speaker 3: at you, not that you would care. I don't have

517
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:47,960
Speaker 3: my period. I ship pure blood. And she was like,

518
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:49,240
Speaker 3: you need to go to the doctor, and I was like,

519
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:50,920
Speaker 3: oh my god. Everybody always says.

520
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,880
Speaker 2: That to me, literally go queen, but I think.

521
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,240
Speaker 3: I know, I know, but I don't have dental insurance,

522
00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:58,960
Speaker 3: so my teeth are going to cost a lot, which

523
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:02,040
Speaker 3: is like not there, not chill.

524
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:05,240
Speaker 2: I paid I think four or five thousand dollars to

525
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,960
Speaker 2: get my teeth fixed like two years ago, and that

526
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:11,040
Speaker 2: was but that was like six years between not going.

527
00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:12,479
Speaker 3: I'm just not gonna pay. I still have a lot

528
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:14,280
Speaker 3: of medical bills I haven't paid. Like, you're not gonna

529
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 3: get me.

530
00:24:15,359 --> 00:24:17,560
Speaker 1: You don't have to pay medical bills. Yeah, and you

531
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,760
Speaker 1: don't have to pay taxes. I just figured that out.

532
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:23,720
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you do have to pay taxes. Wait, actually, bitch,

533
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:25,600
Speaker 2: I'm gonna call the I R S. Like I'm gonna

534
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:28,840
Speaker 2: get the discount, right, you get it. You get a

535
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:30,400
Speaker 2: percentage of how much money tex.

536
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:31,840
Speaker 1: Why did you snitch on me?

537
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:34,560
Speaker 2: That's not cool because snitches get stitches. Bitch.

538
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:37,639
Speaker 1: Well, you're getting kisses.

539
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:42,879
Speaker 2: Later, okay, before you go to the restroom. I wanted

540
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:47,480
Speaker 2: to say big things are fucking coming, like for real

541
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,840
Speaker 2: this time. Like I know, I was predicting earthquakes for

542
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,240
Speaker 2: like a while and I was right every single time.

543
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:56,520
Speaker 2: But y'all, a big thing is fucking coming. I don't

544
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:58,560
Speaker 2: know what it is, like, bitch, it might be fucking

545
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:01,640
Speaker 2: monkey pox for all I know, but intuitively, like something.

546
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:04,240
Speaker 1: Big is gonna didn't that already come? Monkey pox came?

547
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:04,480
Speaker 3: No?

548
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,760
Speaker 2: I mean like did destroy the world two point zero?

549
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:07,479
Speaker 2: Like covert.

550
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:09,720
Speaker 3: Do you see that girl on TikTok who was saying

551
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:14,239
Speaker 3: that she got chicken pox and she was like, well,

552
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:17,040
Speaker 3: if you get the vaccine for chicken pox, you get it,

553
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:19,440
Speaker 3: so you shouldn't get the vaccine And people were like, girl,

554
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:21,240
Speaker 3: you were supposed to get that ship in school.

555
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:23,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, like when you were because did.

556
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:25,280
Speaker 3: They not let you go to school if you didn't

557
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:27,840
Speaker 3: have the chicken pox vaccine? I'm like, where did she go?

558
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:32,400
Speaker 3: Were you homeschooled? Also, homeschooling is so fucking ridiculous.

559
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:32,159
Speaker 4: Like.

560
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,600
Speaker 2: I want to be inside of an iron loan. Wait,

561
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:41,680
Speaker 2: actually I think is a hyperbolic aric chamber would be

562
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:45,520
Speaker 2: like so fucking lit. That would feel good on your bones.

563
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:48,320
Speaker 3: Being in that chamber. Yeah, But like imagine your friend's like,

564
00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:50,000
Speaker 3: oh my god, we're going out tonight. They're not wheeling

565
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:50,760
Speaker 3: your fucking cats.

566
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,120
Speaker 2: You wouldn't. You wouldn't.

567
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:55,680
Speaker 4: No. No.

568
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:57,640
Speaker 3: I was telling this to someone the other day because

569
00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:00,200
Speaker 3: they were talking about how like their close friend is

570
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:03,600
Speaker 3: super hypochondrac and they live with them, and they were like, dude,

571
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:05,840
Speaker 3: sometimes it can be a lot because I'm just like, oh.

572
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:09,479
Speaker 2: My god, you were tweaking right now like me to Chateau.

573
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,120
Speaker 3: No, I would not wheel you anywhere. We've had this conversation.

574
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 3: If bitch, I would get you a very nice caretaker.

575
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:19,760
Speaker 3: I just you the Jack Donahue of caretakers.

576
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,760
Speaker 1: I would I would wheel you around and I would

577
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:24,520
Speaker 1: let you cheat on me and I wouldn't even be mad.

578
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,639
Speaker 2: Kai would probably will you know, would Kai and Mason

579
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:28,600
Speaker 2: would take care of Oh?

580
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:33,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, because Mason is like almost yeah, Mason like is

581
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:36,480
Speaker 3: to Mason needs to become like bitchy and like hunty

582
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:39,800
Speaker 3: and say no people because he is like too fucking nice.

583
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:40,920
Speaker 2: But that's me.

584
00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:42,280
Speaker 3: That's what people say about me too.

585
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:47,320
Speaker 2: Hey, and you took her dookie break and we're so back.

586
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:50,240
Speaker 2: We're back and I'm bet up and Drew ran in

587
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:51,439
Speaker 2: there to smell it out.

588
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:51,720
Speaker 4: Dude.

589
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:53,560
Speaker 3: Kai went and used the other bathroom, and I thought

590
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 3: he went in that bathroom. I was like, girl, he

591
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:55,840
Speaker 3: as brave as well.

592
00:26:56,359 --> 00:26:58,320
Speaker 1: No, I didn't. I actually went to the other one

593
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:02,119
Speaker 1: because I'm very empathetic a gentleman, and I didn't want

594
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:03,000
Speaker 1: to make you uncomfortable.

595
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:03,399
Speaker 3: I know.

596
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 2: I ran straight to the bathroom, and like.

597
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 1: You also went and got ziploc bags and like tried

598
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,280
Speaker 1: to like selling them on eBay. They all they had

599
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:15,120
Speaker 1: seven hundred dollars labels on them already. It's very weird.

600
00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 2: That's the start Oh thank you, Oh my god, the

601
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:18,160
Speaker 2: starting bit.

602
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:19,200
Speaker 3: That's flattering.

603
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:20,200
Speaker 2: I'll give you five percent.

604
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:25,840
Speaker 3: Five percent. That's like seven bucks. Yeah, anyways, that's not

605
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:26,520
Speaker 3: seven bucks.

606
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:26,920
Speaker 1: I know that.

607
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 3: Guys, I'm not that dumb. But if you have to

608
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 3: take a gummy, if you have to eat a gummy

609
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 3: to digest your vitamins, I think you should have your

610
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:40,760
Speaker 3: license revoked. Like if you only take your vitamins in

611
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 3: gummy form, like, oh, what are you fucking five?

612
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:43,639
Speaker 4: You need?

613
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:46,480
Speaker 3: Oh you need a little snack? You shouldn't be able

614
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:48,560
Speaker 3: to drive because that's crazy to me.

615
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 2: All vitamins are snake oil anyways.

616
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:52,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, And that's the thing is, I'm like, I don't

617
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:54,560
Speaker 3: believe in that. Like I don't believe in the gummy

618
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,399
Speaker 3: having like all the vitamins it says it has like

619
00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:01,480
Speaker 3: you're taking a gummy for vitamin C. I don't believe that.

620
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:02,680
Speaker 3: I literally just don't believe it.

621
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 2: Also, with that said, I believe in vitamins. I love

622
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:11,960
Speaker 2: vitamins and I take vitamins all day, every goddamn day.

623
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:17,320
Speaker 3: But guy's choking.

624
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 2: You keep coughing, Kai, do you need water?

625
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:20,440
Speaker 1: Human?

626
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:22,679
Speaker 2: Sometimes I cough. You're just interrupting.

627
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 1: I am going to get some more water, just to

628
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:26,200
Speaker 1: help with my coffe.

629
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:30,760
Speaker 3: Oh, now you're pissing. Now he's.

630
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 2: He's doing tricks with it.

631
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 3: Doesn't that water taste so good? It does taste good,

632
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:40,040
Speaker 3: I will say me. And you were talking about it,

633
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:42,080
Speaker 3: and I was like, I think, I mean, I drink

634
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:46,000
Speaker 3: electrolytes every day, so fine, but like it is lacking

635
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,480
Speaker 3: minerals because I forgot somebody was talking about how like

636
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:51,560
Speaker 3: in Europe it's not as commonplace to give people water

637
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 3: at restaurants because the water is so dense in minerals

638
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:57,560
Speaker 3: that most people are just like hydrated as they should be,

639
00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 3: and our system is so fucked up. But then I

640
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 3: think about and I'm like, Europe is one of the

641
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:03,200
Speaker 3: oldest fucking countries on the planet. You think I trust

642
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 3: those pipes, bitch, fuck you?

643
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:07,760
Speaker 2: You give me this water taste really funny, Yeah, but

644
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 2: it is mineralist, so it's like dehydrating you further and

645
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:12,960
Speaker 2: stripping all the minerals out of your body.

646
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 1: But I take potassium and magnesium supplements, so I'm shiving.

647
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:21,479
Speaker 3: I'm also I've said this on my ig before too,

648
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:23,239
Speaker 3: but I still believe it. If you have to put

649
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 3: flavor into your water to drink water, I also think

650
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:28,240
Speaker 3: you should be put in a very special kind of prison,

651
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 3: because what is wrong with you? What do you mean

652
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:33,719
Speaker 3: you don't like the taste of water? A water freaks

653
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,760
Speaker 3: you out unless you're fucking allergic to it. I don't

654
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 3: want to hear it like you were fucking nasty.

655
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 2: Something is wrong with you. When everybody was like going

656
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:44,440
Speaker 2: out and buying like a literal medical necessity for people

657
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 2: off that like selling it out because TikTok was like

658
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 2: look at the thick water, and people were literally like

659
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 2: buying all of it up, so like people literally couldn't

660
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:56,520
Speaker 2: drink water because we were like, look at you, it's

661
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 2: so thick. True.

662
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,080
Speaker 1: I know you considered, Oh.

663
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 2: I was just saying I wanted it so bad because

664
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:03,760
Speaker 2: it looks so fun to play with.

665
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 3: There was another thing recently, I guess there's this like

666
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 3: it's like a wound cleanser that people started buying to

667
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:14,719
Speaker 3: use it to wash their face because it gets rid

668
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:17,920
Speaker 3: of like all bacteria and it's like apparently really good.

669
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 3: And somebody was like, can y'all stop getting this because

670
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:23,000
Speaker 3: I actually needed because they have like an autoimmune disease

671
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:24,680
Speaker 3: that they get like a lot of wounds, so they

672
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 3: have to constantly be cleaning. And there's people who have

673
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:30,360
Speaker 3: that autoimmune disease and that's usually who buys it. And

674
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 3: she was like, I've been to three CBS's that I

675
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:34,560
Speaker 3: can't buy this, so I'm gonna have eight infections. Can

676
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 3: you guys please stop like that happens all the time, dude.

677
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:39,160
Speaker 4: I was.

678
00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 2: I literally bought every diaper off of the shelf of

679
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:46,720
Speaker 2: every target, like a trend on TikTok no. I just

680
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:49,840
Speaker 2: bought them because I wanted to see like baby suffer.

681
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:52,360
Speaker 2: So I just like bought all of the diapers, all

682
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,760
Speaker 2: of the formula, and I just poured it into like

683
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:56,680
Speaker 2: a big pile and set them on fire.

684
00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 3: Could you survive off baby formula?

685
00:30:58,760 --> 00:30:59,120
Speaker 2: I think so?

686
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:04,520
Speaker 3: Yeah. Babyfood is disgusting. I saw like tinned meats, like

687
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:07,959
Speaker 3: puree babyfood. I was like, you were, I bought one.

688
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 3: I can't believe you have to give that to babies

689
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:11,400
Speaker 3: because babies need that, Huh.

690
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 2: I don't know what they need?

691
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:13,520
Speaker 3: It literally cat food?

692
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:16,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I tried it and it literally it basically was

693
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 2: like blended up vienna sausage and like lips and assholes,

694
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 2: and it smelt worse than fucking Azol's cap.

695
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 3: The thing is, if I went to a nice restaurant,

696
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:27,080
Speaker 3: they spread that on like a nice cracker and like

697
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:30,680
Speaker 3: displayed it nice, potted out good, like, wow, this is delicious.

698
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,920
Speaker 2: I want a potted meat and mayo sandwich. Oh, we

699
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,480
Speaker 2: need to buy a cub mayo because like I'm tired

700
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:37,640
Speaker 2: of not having it in the refrigerator to eat.

701
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:39,960
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm going to use this moment to call out Rain.

702
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:41,800
Speaker 3: Rain got in my car though, and she's like, can

703
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:42,840
Speaker 3: I do you mind if I eat your car?

704
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:43,200
Speaker 1: I was like no.

705
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 3: Like when I picked her up and she had the

706
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 3: stinky sandwich. Ever, granted I couldn't smell it, but it

707
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 3: was so funny because she was so insecure the whole time.

708
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:51,840
Speaker 3: She was eating it in my passenger seat and she

709
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:53,320
Speaker 3: was like, I feel like you could smell I was like, no,

710
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:54,440
Speaker 3: I can't smell it. And then she was like, oh,

711
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:55,680
Speaker 3: do you want to take it? Bite? And I was like, Oh,

712
00:31:55,720 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 3: what's in it? It was tuna, like a three milk goat, cheese, vinegar,

713
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 3: balsamic vinegar, something else that was like really oh, garlic

714
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:09,960
Speaker 3: and pesto or something. It was like a stink bomb

715
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 3: and she put it in my face and the stench

716
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 3: that rose from it. I was like, you were diabolical

717
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:18,240
Speaker 3: for eating this. Rain, Like, Rain is so gorgeous, and

718
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 3: maybe it's because she eats the stinkiest foods, but I

719
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:23,080
Speaker 3: thought I eat stinky foods. Rain makes herself like stink

720
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 3: bombs for breakfast, Like it's fucking insane, and that's my

721
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 3: call out to Rain.

722
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 2: Well I hear that. I don't know if this is

723
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 2: true yet, but if it's fucking true, I'm rioting. I'm

724
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 2: like January six Insurrection vibes all over again, because like

725
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 2: it's going way too fucking far. They're threatening to make

726
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:52,080
Speaker 2: being straight illegal, Like it's basically almost illegal to be

727
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:56,320
Speaker 2: straight now, yeah, the Alphabet mafia with that effect though,

728
00:32:56,520 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 2: like not straight people, but you'd be fine. No, they're

729
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 2: making it fucking illegal, bro to be straight.

730
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 1: Oh.

731
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:09,360
Speaker 2: Also, at the fucking party, I don't know if I

732
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 2: told you this, but I went into the bathroom at

733
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:17,440
Speaker 2: one point, shit the most I've ever shit in my life,

734
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 2: picked it up and smeared it all over the walls

735
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:22,080
Speaker 2: of the bathroom. What that was me?

736
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:23,120
Speaker 4: That was you?

737
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 2: That was fucked up, dude. I know it was funny. Oh.

738
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:29,920
Speaker 3: Actually, at that same at that same party, when I

739
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 3: went to the bathroom, me and Sabrina were going into

740
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 3: the bathroom and there were these dudes by the bathroom.

741
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 3: I was like, They were like, oh, are you going

742
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:38,200
Speaker 3: in the bathroom? I was like, yeah, I'm gonna I

743
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 3: have to pee. And then he was like what he

744
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 3: was like? I was like, I think he was basically like,

745
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 3: are you gonna use the bathroom or are you gonna

746
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 3: do drugs? And I was like, oh, I'm gonna piss.

747
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 3: And then he was like, oh, you guys are gonna kiss.

748
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:48,400
Speaker 3: Why don't you do it out here? And I was

749
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 3: like no, I'm gonna piss, and he was like, Okay,

750
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 3: you can go first, and then him and his homies

751
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,920
Speaker 3: just stood outside waiting for the bathroom for their turn

752
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:56,280
Speaker 3: so they could go in there and do drugs. And

753
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:58,160
Speaker 3: I was cracking out because I was like, oh, wait,

754
00:33:58,240 --> 00:33:59,480
Speaker 3: that's like actually so nice.

755
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:05,720
Speaker 2: What gentlemen? Right, gentlemen and gentle ladies.

756
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:09,239
Speaker 1: Hell, I just feel like you glazed over the fact

757
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 1: that he shouldn't.

758
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:12,319
Speaker 3: Put well, that's his like party trick.

759
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like not a party trick.

760
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:14,840
Speaker 1: That's disgusting.

761
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:19,360
Speaker 2: I guarantee something somebody the viewers and listeners like understand

762
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:21,880
Speaker 2: and get what I'm getting at, Like it's it's a

763
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,239
Speaker 2: very like normal thing to do.

764
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:27,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like in school when somebody would always poop

765
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:27,920
Speaker 3: on the grates.

766
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:33,920
Speaker 2: The fucking balls of wet toilet paper smushed all over

767
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,960
Speaker 2: the walls, like that is so funny, Like who was

768
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 2: the first person that did that? And was like, uh,

769
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 2: I wonder if people still do that on probably worse,

770
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 2: except maybe not because they're smoking fucking stizzies in the

771
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:46,759
Speaker 2: bathroom now.

772
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:48,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, now they have things to do in the bathroom.

773
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:50,719
Speaker 3: Before you would go in the bathroom no phone, because

774
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 3: I feel like that's where it came from, Like you

775
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 3: can't you weren't going to the bathroom and like middle

776
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 3: school and getting on your phone and like doing stuff

777
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,840
Speaker 3: you were getting in the bathroom, and it was like

778
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:00,120
Speaker 3: this is just my recluse, Like I just want to

779
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 3: get out of class, but I have nothing to do

780
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:04,439
Speaker 3: in here. It's like, okay, I should make a huge

781
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:05,719
Speaker 3: mess and destroy someone's day.

782
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:09,480
Speaker 2: I think i'd like, there are people watching that have

783
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 2: kept that to themselves their whole life, And I just

784
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 2: want to know email me if you were the person

785
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:18,319
Speaker 2: that did that shit, because I want to be able

786
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:20,239
Speaker 2: to put a face to like the type of person.

787
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 2: But because I feel like it's all walks of life,

788
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:24,160
Speaker 2: Like I don't think it's like, yeah, it's not. You

789
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,360
Speaker 2: wouldn't be able to guess yeah, exactly.

790
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:28,320
Speaker 3: Because if I was guessing, i'd guess Kai did that.

791
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:30,719
Speaker 3: But I don't think when he was in school, they

792
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:31,640
Speaker 3: had developed.

793
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:33,759
Speaker 2: They didn't have yeah, or they didn't even have bathrooms yet.

794
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:36,520
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they were still shitting in like buckets and yeah,

795
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:39,719
Speaker 2: like latrines and shitting and throwing off someone toilet paper.

796
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 1: Dude, they definitely had toilet paper. Wasn't that much of

797
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 1: a difference. There wasn't, I guess.

798
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, in nineteen forty three.

799
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 1: There was ton and there wasn't in the forties. It

800
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:52,560
Speaker 1: was not in the forties. Okay, when I went to

801
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:57,400
Speaker 1: middle school, I'm just deflecting, but did you ever Okay,

802
00:35:58,320 --> 00:35:59,839
Speaker 1: this is like my first week I was like then

803
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 1: the kid at middle school. But I had one friend

804
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:07,359
Speaker 1: that went there from like elementary school, and he was like, Oh,

805
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:08,680
Speaker 1: we have to go to the bathroom. This is like

806
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 1: the first week. He's like, we have to go to

807
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:13,680
Speaker 1: the bathroom because some some people are spidering in the

808
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:16,319
Speaker 1: bathroom and it's really fun to watch. So he went

809
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 1: in and I get in there and like there's like

810
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:23,279
Speaker 1: a bunch of boys like cheering, and there's one at

811
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 1: the top and he like pulls his pants down and

812
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:29,320
Speaker 1: he's like holding his arms and legs up and he

813
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:31,760
Speaker 1: ships into the toilet from like the top of the stall,

814
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:34,520
Speaker 1: and it like is this real? This is real?

815
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 2: You saw this happen? Yeah, I've seen like infographics of this,

816
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 2: like troll like how to poop in the bathroom?

817
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 1: Dude, like they This was one of the most intense

818
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:45,680
Speaker 1: experiences of my life seeing someone shit from like the

819
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:46,279
Speaker 1: top of the day.

820
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:47,480
Speaker 2: That's really impressive.

821
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 3: That's insane.

822
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:49,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was crazy.

823
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:51,160
Speaker 2: Didn't make a big splash.

824
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:54,880
Speaker 1: He got in trouble. He got what do you call

825
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:55,759
Speaker 1: it suspended?

826
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 2: He got suspended for that.

827
00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, because he would brag to everyone. He would

828
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,840
Speaker 1: call it spy during because you look like a spider.

829
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 2: I think that's advanced.

830
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:05,719
Speaker 3: I think he should get suspended for that. Calling other

831
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 3: children in the bathroom to make you how old was he?

832
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:10,719
Speaker 1: I don't know if you would call them in, I

833
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:13,120
Speaker 1: think everyone would just hear that it's happening and they

834
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 1: would get excited.

835
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,959
Speaker 2: And went in on their own. Relation boys.

836
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 1: It was exciting though, like it was pretty sick.

837
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 3: Well, in my middle school, everybody would slap box, so

838
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 3: everybody would run into the boys bathroom to watch the

839
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 3: boys like fight. So that was what we were doing.

840
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:27,440
Speaker 2: Oh.

841
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 3: Also, there was a girl who I was friends with

842
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 3: who would always look over the stall and watch me

843
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:33,800
Speaker 3: pee and like I was like, oh, why are you

844
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:34,160
Speaker 3: doing that?

845
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:35,719
Speaker 2: Have you kept up with her at all?

846
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,760
Speaker 3: No, I'm not friends with that person anymore.

847
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:41,760
Speaker 2: That's curious. Was it like creepy?

848
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 3: Yes, it was really creepy. She did it to all

849
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:47,799
Speaker 3: of our friends and we'd be like, that's like, I guess, funny, jail,

850
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 3: you're going to prison? Well that was like elementary school.

851
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:56,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. I think we should all put all children

852
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:56,799
Speaker 2: in jail.

853
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:59,719
Speaker 3: Well, me Andrew were talking about it, and I think

854
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:03,359
Speaker 3: we would have like good looking kids because we use

855
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:08,279
Speaker 3: Gracy Abrams as an example, like her parents are giving us,

856
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 3: So I think we would have like a Gracy Abrams

857
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 3: kind of beautiful child. So that's something to consider.

858
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:16,919
Speaker 1: You guys would have attractive kids because they're both beautiful people.

859
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:20,359
Speaker 3: So no, sometimes I worry that like the ugly parts

860
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:21,320
Speaker 3: of us would shine.

861
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:24,560
Speaker 1: Through on a baby, maybe on one of them, maybe

862
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:25,480
Speaker 1: on ugly parts.

863
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:28,920
Speaker 2: You don't have ugly parts. We only have beautiful parts.

864
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 3: You backing away, you destroyed that? Yeah, like why did

865
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 3: you rip that off of the stem?

866
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:39,319
Speaker 1: Those are also pretty hard right now?

867
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:42,399
Speaker 2: Yah, oh my god, you take that so fast?

868
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 3: No wonder like you can't shit, you have like rocks

869
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 3: of taffine.

870
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:48,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got fucking good. Oh, Drew came back.

871
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,520
Speaker 3: From Texas with like thirty of those lollipops and I

872
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:53,359
Speaker 3: hadn't had a single one, and then yesterday or two

873
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 3: days ago, I was like, oh, can I have one?

874
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,520
Speaker 2: And there was three left and oh no, no, no,

875
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,920
Speaker 2: they're all inside my gym bag right now. Oh I

876
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 2: only brought like the gym bag. Yeah, I have a

877
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 2: fucking treat after the gym. I literally eat a piece

878
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 2: of candy after the gym.

879
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:08,280
Speaker 3: That's cute. That's sweet.

880
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 2: I deserved it. I earned it. Well.

881
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:12,920
Speaker 3: I have wing stuff after the gym, so I couldn't

882
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 3: do any like thing I good I did for my body.

883
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 2: I want stop crying. That's not crazy.

884
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:23,799
Speaker 1: I mean carrying them all than you back thirty lollipops

885
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:24,680
Speaker 1: in your gym bag.

886
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 2: Is very will Like my dirty, stinky, smelly Boxers that

887
00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:32,160
Speaker 2: I'm selling on OnlyFans for one hundred and five dollars.

888
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:36,480
Speaker 2: Five isn't that much, but I sell like a pair

889
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:38,319
Speaker 2: of a day. It's like a hundred bucks a day.

890
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 3: Damn that's good. That's lucrative.

891
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty pretty crazy. But I have to wear

892
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:44,320
Speaker 2: them for a week at a time, so like the

893
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:48,319
Speaker 2: lead up to that Dirty Boxer era is like there's

894
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:51,920
Speaker 2: seven days of work, but I'm on a ten day

895
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:52,960
Speaker 2: advanced schedule.

896
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:54,480
Speaker 3: Okay, that's what was gonna say, As long as you

897
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 3: always have one to sell every day. Yeah, Well, I

898
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:02,280
Speaker 3: saw somebody leaning their kitchen on TikTok and they moved

899
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:03,920
Speaker 3: their oven and cleaned behind it.

900
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:08,640
Speaker 2: And you could never never behind the oven.

901
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:11,600
Speaker 3: Why would you do that? Because like, what stuff falls

902
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 3: down there, whatever falls back there is meant to be

903
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 3: back there.

904
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 2: Under the refrigerator, under the oven, behind the oven, down

905
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,160
Speaker 2: the cracks of the oven. Doesn't matter.

906
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:22,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't exist anymore. Like it literally it doesn't count.

907
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 3: And I'm not doing that. And like, who was the

908
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:27,080
Speaker 3: first person who thought of doing that? Also, I am

909
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:29,480
Speaker 3: convinced that if I moved my oven, it would explode.

910
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, gas would leak.

911
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:32,520
Speaker 3: Because there's something else I was doing yesterday that I

912
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:34,080
Speaker 3: was like, dude, I always think this is going to

913
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 3: explode every time I touch it. Oh, the water heater.

914
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 3: I didn't want to touch it because I thought I

915
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,480
Speaker 3: was going to explode. The oven. Every time I light it,

916
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:42,000
Speaker 3: I think it's going to explode. But no, there was

917
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:45,560
Speaker 3: something yesterday. Every time I really like this oven, this oven.

918
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 2: I am so scared of this oven, these burners, like

919
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:51,320
Speaker 2: all of it. Like I literally it's dangerous. It's a

920
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:52,839
Speaker 2: danger to society.

921
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:53,799
Speaker 1: Oh.

922
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:56,120
Speaker 2: At the party, I did turn all the gas stoves

923
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:59,120
Speaker 2: on and I left them burning, not burning, but I

924
00:40:59,200 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 2: turned all the gas.

925
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:02,320
Speaker 3: You're talking to Addison, and she bumped into the like

926
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:04,839
Speaker 3: she literally almost set herself on fire. She bumped into

927
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:06,600
Speaker 3: the oven and it like lit up a little bit.

928
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:09,000
Speaker 3: And then Drew was like, should we just turn on

929
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:10,719
Speaker 3: all the gas and leave and we were all crying

930
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 3: and we were like, oh my god, yes, we love

931
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 3: doing that. We should do that.

932
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 2: Let's do that. Adison's y I love you. Yeah, that's

933
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:20,240
Speaker 2: like our best friend now and you're jealous.

934
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:22,439
Speaker 1: That's true. I saw it. You know. It was also

935
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:25,239
Speaker 1: cool at the party into me wearing a hat and

936
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:27,400
Speaker 1: everyone being like, that looks so good. I think that

937
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:27,799
Speaker 1: was cool.

938
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:29,719
Speaker 2: You were wearing a hat. I gave him my hat

939
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 2: to put on. I put the headband on and I

940
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:32,440
Speaker 2: gave Kai my hat.

941
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:33,920
Speaker 3: Wait, you were wearing that hat.

942
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:36,680
Speaker 1: I was wearing the headband and the hat at different

943
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:38,279
Speaker 1: points in the night and everyone was like, dude, you

944
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:39,160
Speaker 1: look fucking amazing.

945
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:41,240
Speaker 2: I put Kai onto the rids in the sauce.

946
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,680
Speaker 3: I was wearing my tr and everybody kept asking if

947
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:47,120
Speaker 3: it was my fucking birthday and it was humiliate ah

948
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:49,800
Speaker 3: and yeah, and I was like, it's not my birthday.

949
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:51,440
Speaker 3: It's just a vibe and they were like, no, it's

950
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 3: a good vibe and I was.

951
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:53,840
Speaker 2: Like, yeah that.

952
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:55,880
Speaker 1: I'm so excity very Marny.

953
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 2: See. But you take risks, and that's what I love

954
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 2: about you is it's not even risks in fashion, it's

955
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 2: just risks in life, and like it's.

956
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:07,880
Speaker 1: Really Can we just take a moment to celebrate with strangers?

957
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:11,919
Speaker 1: Can we just take a moment to celebrate Anya. Yeah,

958
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,040
Speaker 1: I'm going to have one every episode for like five

959
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:15,839
Speaker 1: minutes to celebrate our queen.

960
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:18,440
Speaker 4: Go.

961
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,879
Speaker 2: You made that really weird and I did really Yeah?

962
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:24,200
Speaker 1: Shit, they never mind because I thought I was gonna.

963
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:25,960
Speaker 2: And also what about me?

964
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:29,360
Speaker 3: No, dude, why does it have to be about you?

965
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:31,239
Speaker 1: Also, yeah, I was trying to do something nice for

966
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:32,880
Speaker 1: any in that and then you derailed it.

967
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:36,480
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm just being cornered. Oh maybe Enya

968
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:39,000
Speaker 2: gets the appreciation segment and we get the yell at

969
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:41,400
Speaker 2: Drew and call him gay segment.

970
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 1: Nobody said that.

971
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:45,359
Speaker 2: You just said that. In fact, I run the tape.

972
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:47,000
Speaker 1: You don't know. I might have after we were done

973
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:50,080
Speaker 1: with the Anya celebration segment, which you ruined. By the way,

974
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:50,879
Speaker 1: it's never gonna happen.

975
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 2: I was celebrating.

976
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:55,040
Speaker 1: You robbed her of that beautiful experience. Maybe I would

977
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:56,560
Speaker 1: have suggested we do it for you, but now I'll

978
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:56,840
Speaker 1: never know.

979
00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:59,319
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, the last thing that I want to say

980
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:06,960
Speaker 2: before we go is, Enya, we were literally just sitting chilling, chatting,

981
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 2: like I don't know why the fuck she said this,

982
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:12,640
Speaker 2: but like at like it was like robotic, it just

983
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 2: like was deep inside of her and she needed to

984
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:17,480
Speaker 2: say in that moment right then and there, or like

985
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:19,759
Speaker 2: she would have rotted away and turned to fucking dust.

986
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:23,279
Speaker 2: She just turns to me and she's like, next time

987
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:25,839
Speaker 2: we watch Challengers, I want to be masturbating.

988
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 1: Huh I did Wait you said that.

989
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 2: I did not say she did next time we read

990
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 2: Challengers and YA said, I wrote this note and you said,

991
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:39,279
Speaker 2: next time we watch Challengers, she needs to be masturbating

992
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:42,360
Speaker 2: question mark, And I'm was a question.

993
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 3: I was asking, like, oh am I the only yes

994
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:45,600
Speaker 3: this spot?

995
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:46,920
Speaker 2: No, No, no, I'm not.

996
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:47,440
Speaker 1: I'm not.

997
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:50,839
Speaker 2: Actually you're right because I want to be jerking off

998
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 2: to Patrick the whole time too.

999
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:56,320
Speaker 3: No, okay, okay, So I I did say that, but

1000
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:59,160
Speaker 3: it's because it is the horniest movie ever. Like it

1001
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:01,400
Speaker 3: is not like it doesn't have the most sex in

1002
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:04,279
Speaker 3: it or whatever, but it isn't edit of it.

1003
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 2: And I'm like, this is so horny, Like it's the

1004
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 2: sexual tension of it.

1005
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 3: Like the tension is so high. But I wouldn't do

1006
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 3: that because those are real people and that's disgusting, and like, come.

1007
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:17,960
Speaker 2: On, guys, the kiss sign.

1008
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:20,799
Speaker 1: Which one are?

1009
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:23,439
Speaker 2: And Patrick making the fuck out? Hello?

1010
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 1: Oh right, right, right.

1011
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 3: Right, I wouldn't do that to clarify.

1012
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 2: Which work Drews Sia Drews, siup. Okay, these are fucking

1013
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:42,920
Speaker 2: ran said, y'all. These actually are so bad. I'm a

1014
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,759
Speaker 2: blunt because God rolled me that way.

1015
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:47,920
Speaker 3: No, I hate that.

1016
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:52,000
Speaker 2: My grandma always says, keep three dollars in your pocket,

1017
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:53,640
Speaker 2: so if you see a cute girl, you can buy

1018
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:58,320
Speaker 2: our lemonade. Grandma. These bitches want perks nowadays. Oh, this

1019
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:02,839
Speaker 2: is a good one. This is me every night, y'all

1020
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 2: go out, and I don't go, y'all. I can't go

1021
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 2: out tonight. I'm off to club Bed featuring DJ Pillow

1022
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:17,760
Speaker 2: an mc blanket. This one is you for the last

1023
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:22,359
Speaker 2: six years and me for the last two years. If

1024
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:25,839
Speaker 2: you ever ever ever need me, I'm always three missed

1025
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 2: calls and four unread text away.

1026
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 3: I I actually don't think anybody would call me in

1027
00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:35,480
Speaker 3: an emergency. I'm not gonna answer. No, like I'm not

1028
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 3: going to answer. You need to text me, And even

1029
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:39,759
Speaker 3: if you text me, I'll probably open it and be

1030
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:40,759
Speaker 3: doing something else and be like.

1031
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 2: I'll get just get sidetracked. That's what happens to me

1032
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:45,399
Speaker 2: is I'm like scrolling through TikTok, I see the text

1033
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:47,279
Speaker 2: come up through the top, I click on it, read it,

1034
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:49,759
Speaker 2: scroll off, and I'm like, okay, I'm gonna finish this video.

1035
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 2: And then like literally three hours later, I'm like journaling

1036
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh wait, i should text that person back. Horrible, okay,

1037
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 2: just answer no, why like no, why have you ever

1038
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 2: been in the military, And ya know why? Because your

1039
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:11,440
Speaker 2: panties are covered in dishonorable discharge?

1040
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:15,360
Speaker 3: Why are you laughing about discharge?

1041
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:19,360
Speaker 4: The other day it was making me crazy discharged to

1042
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:22,479
Speaker 4: him and he was cracking up. He was like ew

1043
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 4: and I was like, it's kind of crazy, Like Vagina's

1044
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:26,680
Speaker 4: just going like a red cycle.

1045
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 3: They literally just clean themselves.

1046
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 2: It's so fucking funny, bro, It's like goop.

1047
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 3: It's also funny like how discharge became like it used

1048
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:37,880
Speaker 3: to be such a big Internet talk of like girls

1049
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:40,439
Speaker 3: like posting their underground and being like, my shit looks

1050
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:41,799
Speaker 3: like this at the end of the day, and people

1051
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:46,960
Speaker 3: would be like, okay, so that actually might be a problem.

1052
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:53,799
Speaker 2: If you never brown, it's covered in blood and green. Mm. Yeah,

1053
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:57,320
Speaker 2: if her foot is bigger than a size eight, that

1054
00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,080
Speaker 2: pussy came from her father's side.

1055
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 3: Is size eight a big size for girls?

1056
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:09,799
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think maybe a men's size.

1057
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:11,320
Speaker 3: Eight, a size eight women's.

1058
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like a size six. Though. You got a

1059
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:15,319
Speaker 2: little baby feet. Can I see them?

1060
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:16,040
Speaker 3: My feet grow?

1061
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:18,319
Speaker 2: Wait? Take your shoes off. No, I'll tell you if

1062
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:20,040
Speaker 2: they're big. I can tell you where your vagina came

1063
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:24,400
Speaker 2: from by looking at your feet. That's mama's side.

1064
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:27,640
Speaker 3: That's that's your party, that's your rips.

1065
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:30,560
Speaker 2: You like, wait, show me your feet, show your feet?

1066
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 2: Slapping ass, dear in sex is getting born? Let me

1067
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:36,879
Speaker 2: taste you in the back of the head.

1068
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:44,759
Speaker 3: Would that electrocute your brain?

1069
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:46,360
Speaker 2: Tho, right, I think you'd be fine.

1070
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:46,960
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1071
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:48,760
Speaker 2: I just got something in my eye that was scary.

1072
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:52,759
Speaker 1: I feel like that might be bad for your brain.

1073
00:47:53,840 --> 00:48:02,840
Speaker 2: Really, Yeah, you learned something every day, y'all. Okay, this

1074
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 2: one might leave it just because I don't know if

1075
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 2: it makes sense. Like, I don't give a fuck about

1076
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:16,280
Speaker 2: your pronouns. Bitch, you smell like she it c slash

1077
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:23,480
Speaker 2: see she slash it and then I might have already

1078
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:25,600
Speaker 2: done this one. Bitches would hang out with a squirrel

1079
00:48:25,719 --> 00:48:27,920
Speaker 2: if it had a pack of cigarettes and a camera.

1080
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,400
Speaker 2: Bitches would hang out with a squirrel if it had

1081
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 2: a pack of cigarettes and a digital camera. That's the

1082
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:36,600
Speaker 2: craziest fucking thing of it all.

1083
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,560
Speaker 3: If the squirrel was good at taking pictures, I would Yeah,

1084
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:41,319
Speaker 3: I need something to post on IG soon.

1085
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 2: Me fucking should I show them the picture I want

1086
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:44,560
Speaker 2: to post on I.

1087
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:46,759
Speaker 3: G no, because then someone's gonna post and then you're like,

1088
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:47,560
Speaker 3: I don't need to post.

1089
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:49,480
Speaker 1: Wait is it the one that you showed me?

1090
00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:53,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've bruh every single you put the bunny you

1091
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:54,239
Speaker 2: filter on.

1092
00:48:55,719 --> 00:48:59,840
Speaker 1: Advanced. It's so funny. I understand because it is really subtle.

1093
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:04,239
Speaker 2: It's just subtle irony. It's like subtly a joke, and

1094
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:06,719
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's so I don't know if they would

1095
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 2: get the joke. Also, Drew Moji coming soon, y'all, mm hmmm,

1096
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:14,359
Speaker 2: Drew Moji coming soon?

1097
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:15,480
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1098
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:17,360
Speaker 2: Do you not believe me?

1099
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:19,840
Speaker 3: No? I mean you've said it like eighteen times.

1100
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:25,280
Speaker 1: We're gonna get GT six before we get Drew Moji.

1101
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 2: We got Drew Moji before GT we got G T

1102
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 2: A six before g T A six. God, that was

1103
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:35,560
Speaker 2: like a pretty good joke. Actually we got g T

1104
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:36,920
Speaker 2: A six before Drew Moji.

1105
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:41,800
Speaker 1: Oh thanks dude, Thanks for wording it like that so passive,

1106
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:43,480
Speaker 1: aggressive and basically attacking me.

1107
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 3: Don't raise your voice at him.

1108
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:47,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're fucking yelling at me, Like, seriously, you're gonna

1109
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:50,200
Speaker 2: to brick those goddamn headphones off your head?

1110
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:52,880
Speaker 1: What else are we gonna do?

1111
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:53,960
Speaker 2: Media?

1112
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:57,640
Speaker 3: My media is also I'm going silent again because I'm

1113
00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:01,359
Speaker 3: about to ship myself again. Is Where You Are by

1114
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:06,880
Speaker 3: Rina Sawayama, Diet Pepsi, Addison Ray Diapepsy's Next Level, Charlie

1115
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:11,319
Speaker 3: Charlie XX. And I'm still listening to I Don't Need

1116
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:14,600
Speaker 3: You by Rupert Holmes song for Julie Jesse, Colin Young

1117
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 3: and Magic in the Air by Badly Drawn Boy. Those

1118
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:17,920
Speaker 3: are my media.

1119
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:22,319
Speaker 2: Mine is Dangerously in Love Beyonce. I came home last

1120
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:25,560
Speaker 2: night from the beach singing that song to Enya throw

1121
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:28,279
Speaker 2: a Window, and I was like throwing rocks at her

1122
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:30,240
Speaker 2: window and shit, and just like trying to be funny,

1123
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:34,719
Speaker 2: and our downstairs neighbor was standing in her living room

1124
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:37,319
Speaker 2: watching me the whole time. And like she's a new neighbor,

1125
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:39,719
Speaker 2: so she doesn't know that I'm her neighbor. And I

1126
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 2: looked fucking crazy and I was like swinging my shit around.

1127
00:50:43,719 --> 00:50:46,120
Speaker 2: I was throwing shit out the window and saying dangerous

1128
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 2: like that, was just singing the fucking song, and she

1129
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:54,760
Speaker 2: looked absolutely mortified of me. And then like I clocked

1130
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:56,319
Speaker 2: that she was like scared of me and like kind

1131
00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:57,640
Speaker 2: of keeping an eye on me, and I was like,

1132
00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:01,239
Speaker 2: oh no, like like I waved to her like really

1133
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:04,800
Speaker 2: just like hey, and then went back to singing, and

1134
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:07,719
Speaker 2: she like was so scared that she like darted for

1135
00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:09,920
Speaker 2: her front door to like lock it or like, and

1136
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 2: then when I walked around the side, she like just

1137
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:14,359
Speaker 2: keeping like she kept an eye on me the whole time.

1138
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:15,920
Speaker 2: She was like so scared of me.

1139
00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:19,120
Speaker 3: Bro, what's fucked up is I didn't hear you. I know,

1140
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 3: I was on the other side of the house, so

1141
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:21,640
Speaker 3: I didn't hear you.

1142
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:33,080
Speaker 2: It was so sad. Casanova seventy by air m fuck

1143
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:43,760
Speaker 2: fuck Me, fuck Me. I like Ruby Tuesday, good Bye

1144
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:50,280
Speaker 2: Rumby Tuesday. The Miseducated. This small album, this little album

1145
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:52,759
Speaker 2: that many of you may not know. The Miseducation of

1146
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:53,319
Speaker 2: Lauren Hill.

1147
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:56,000
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's one of the greatest albums of all time.

1148
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a really small album though.

1149
00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:02,359
Speaker 1: That was very uh Hannah, Horror of You? True? Oh

1150
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:07,239
Speaker 1: may I say my media. It's only one song. It's

1151
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 1: not some bullshit. It's someone great by LCD sound System.

1152
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:16,400
Speaker 2: Wait, he's give them a little taste and click. What's

1153
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:17,879
Speaker 2: in there? In the future New York.

1154
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:20,319
Speaker 3: I love you, but you're bringing me down.

1155
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:28,640
Speaker 1: Okay, Damn whoa that ship is that? It's the perfect size.

1156
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:32,120
Speaker 3: I hate this true litera.

1157
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:37,120
Speaker 2: Help me and you help me and I'm stuck. I

1158
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:39,480
Speaker 2: got you, I'm stuck.

1159
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:48,360
Speaker 3: Alright. Thanks for watching my