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Speaker 1: Buying a fire extinguisher is one example where you actually

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Speaker 1: hope it's a waste of money. And I'm hoping this

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Speaker 1: segment isn't a big waste of time where I go

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Speaker 1: around asking my co host what's been on their minds.

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Speaker 1: I guess we'll find out if it's worth it afterwards,

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Speaker 1: then start things off with Brooke Brook, what's.

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Speaker 2: On your mind?

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Speaker 3: So it's been the summer of the bike for my youngest. Okay,

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Speaker 3: he's learned how to ride his bike this summer.

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Speaker 1: Cool.

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Speaker 2: In summer.

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Speaker 3: The problem is that he hasn't quite mastered breaking yet.

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Speaker 4: All right.

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Speaker 2: So we're going.

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Speaker 3: Down like a small hill and he's quite a bit

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Speaker 3: of ways ahead of me, and then all of a sudden,

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Speaker 3: I see that he wants to stop, and he like

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Speaker 3: turns his handlebars and he goes into the grass right

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Speaker 3: and I'm like, oh my god, you know, thinking he's

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Speaker 3: gonna go out in the road. He stops just in time,

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Speaker 3: right next to this parked truck and I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 3: thank god. Right, and then he turns his handlebar and

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Speaker 3: as he turns it, the metal on his handlebar creates

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Speaker 3: a six inch deep, huge scratch.

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Speaker 5: All down this park trucks door.

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Speaker 2: Keep the car did, Oh my god, and it was

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Speaker 2: so deep.

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Speaker 3: So we go up and I'm like, we gotta talk

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Speaker 3: to the guy. We got to give him her.

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Speaker 2: I tried to her to be like, okay, ready, book

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Speaker 2: at this sweet elderly man.

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Speaker 3: You guys, we just got the quote for getting his

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Speaker 3: door fixed five hundred dollars.

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Speaker 4: Wow, good thing. That's chump changed for you. But normal people.

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Speaker 1: Were doing to go fundme for the listeners to help chocolate.

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Speaker 2: I'll just take it out of his college fun. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: what's been on your mind? Well?

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Speaker 4: I like to keep my apartment, and it's seventy degrees

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Speaker 4: okay and very specific. The other week I looked at

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Speaker 4: the temperature and I noticed that ac wasn't blowing very hard,

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Speaker 4: and the temp in my apartment was seventy two.

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Speaker 3: Now maybe it was climate change telling you that.

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Speaker 4: So I call maintenance and some guy comes up. He

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Speaker 4: sees ice on it and goes, oh, that's not good.

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Speaker 4: So he scrapes the ice off, gets rid of it,

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Speaker 4: and then packs up and leaves and goes, all right,

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Speaker 4: there you go, have a good day. Well that didn't

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Speaker 4: work because I get home the next day and now

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Speaker 4: my apartment's four degrees hot seventy four and so I'm like, okay,

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Speaker 4: it's still blowing weak. A new maintenance guy comes up

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Speaker 4: and that he goes, I'm also going to change the reader,

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Speaker 4: which is just a display that says it's seventy four degrees.

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Speaker 4: Oh it's a.

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Speaker 1: Tricky little zero on there.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what it was.

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Speaker 4: But he goes, okay, bye, leaves today. My apartment is

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Speaker 4: at eighty degrees. You guys, I.

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Speaker 2: Am so hot in the middle of the night.

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Speaker 4: Another guy's schedule to come today, but he's supposed to

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Speaker 4: be here like there now while you're here. So I

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Speaker 4: love post it notes all over.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, scrape the ice, but do something else. Please check

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Speaker 2: the filter made. I like this.

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Speaker 4: I'm just trying.

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Speaker 2: You know what the next step is to do? No idea.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, if I don't come into work tomorrow, I

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Speaker 4: died of heat of a heat win.

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Speaker 2: At least you have a.

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Speaker 5: I just want to read what alexis thinking.

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Speaker 2: Like that for a long time, what has been on

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Speaker 2: your mind?

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Speaker 3: So these past few days I've read into a lot

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Speaker 3: of listeners out so that's fun.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's so fun.

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Speaker 2: I love when they come say hi.

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Speaker 5: But one of him said, this weekend he came up

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Speaker 5: and he was shocked at how much better in person

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Speaker 5: I look?

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Speaker 2: He said, Is that a compliments?

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Speaker 5: Exactly? I'm like, it's like a little backhanded, right, and

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Speaker 5: like not the typical. You look different than I thought

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Speaker 5: you would. You know, it's radio, which is what everybody means.

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Speaker 2: No, No, he said, he's seen me online and I

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Speaker 2: look better in person. I'm not going to disagree with him.

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Speaker 5: What Yeah, I'm gon target Digital Jake who's in the room.

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Speaker 2: Actually, I can get some filters on my camera.

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Speaker 1: I think it's better though this way, because you kind

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Speaker 1: of underpromise.

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Speaker 2: Over delivery on your person. That's how you want it

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Speaker 2: to be.

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Speaker 1: You don't to be disappointed with when they meet you

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Speaker 1: a person once.

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Speaker 5: A day on socials, that means I'm looking bad every

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Speaker 5: day until they see them.

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Speaker 4: Maybe I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I mean he's really tall and that makes our angle

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Speaker 3: really bad when he takes photos.

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Speaker 2: Now we've shamed Digital Jake for his.

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Speaker 5: Camera.

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Speaker 3: That's all I'm okay, all right, Jeffrey, what's on your mind.

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Speaker 1: In a couple of weeks, I'm supposed to officiate my

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Speaker 1: best friend's wedding in Mexico's really exciting. But the other day,

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Speaker 1: I was driving home and I just had this sudden,

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Speaker 1: horrible feeling come over me, like, wait a second, when's

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Speaker 1: the last time I renewed my passport?

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Speaker 5: Shut up? Because, Jeff, my god, this is you were

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Speaker 5: the guy without car insurance. You're the guy that probably

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Speaker 5: doesn't even have a driver's license.

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Speaker 1: So I get home and I checked my drawer where

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Speaker 1: I keep it, and I find my passport.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's expired by five years. My heart sinks.

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Speaker 1: I feel terrible because Brooke talked about this recently. She

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Speaker 1: had an issue with passports, and it takes a minimum

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Speaker 1: seven to nine weeks if you want to expedite it.

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Speaker 5: No, I expedited two months prior and it still didn't

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Speaker 5: show up on time.

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Speaker 2: So I'm like, oh my god, you idiot, Jeff, Like,

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Speaker 2: you're screwed. You just ruined your best friend's wedding.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, Jeff.

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Speaker 1: But I started to look up options online and I

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Speaker 1: found there is one service that you can pay to

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Speaker 1: get your passport shipped in.

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Speaker 2: A week or less. It's not gonna work, but it.

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Speaker 1: Costs over one thousand dollars to do it. And I'm thinking,

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Speaker 1: what do I do. I can't call up my best

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Speaker 1: friend two weeks before the wedding and be like, hey, bro, sorry,

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Speaker 1: I don't have a passport.

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Speaker 2: Good luck.

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Speaker 5: How do you know it's gonna work?

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Speaker 2: I don't know what else I can do.

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Speaker 1: So I pay one thousand dollars, I put my credit

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Speaker 1: card information in hit send.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 1: Five minutes later, I calm down from my panic and

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Speaker 1: I go, hold on, didn't I renew my passport like

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Speaker 1: a year ago?

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Speaker 2: I go and I check inside my old luggage from

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Speaker 2: my last trip.

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Speaker 1: There's my updated passport valid.

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Speaker 5: And now it's not valid anymore because you applied for it.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 1: No, I hadn't gone through like all the steps of

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Speaker 1: typing it in. So the good news is my passport

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Speaker 1: is still valid. The bad news is I am out

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Speaker 1: a thousand bucks for absolutely no reason than my own

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Speaker 1: stupid Will they not refund you?

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Speaker 2: I canceled it, but they won't give me back the

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Speaker 2: money you deserve it though I do. How do you

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Speaker 2: live in a coming state of panic and stress? Brook?

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Speaker 2: So there we go, good news, bad news. That's what's

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Speaker 2: on our mind. Textans seventy eight five nine two. Tell

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Speaker 2: us what's been on yours that stressed me out. You

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Speaker 2: are a terrible person.

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Speaker 1: I am a terrible person. Oh my god, it's broken

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning,