Speaker 1: Jarrett was right.
Speaker 2: I shot my gum. I saw videos of us in
Speaker 2: that vip ten. I'm a fucking cow. I mean, I
Speaker 2: am not on my gum. It's disgusting. Calm Down with
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Speaker 1: I'm Wearing to sweatget and it's four thousand degrees, one
Speaker 1: of my favorites. Yeah, anyways, it's chili. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, it's also like the second I buy it, it's
Speaker 2: like I put it on and then I'm like, why
Speaker 2: am I'm sweating in this sweatshirt?
Speaker 1: What am I doing right now? Take it off?
Speaker 2: Then I have a great shirt on. I'm probably sweating underneath.
Speaker 2: Welcome everybody to the Calm Down Podcast. We've got a
Speaker 2: great show for y'all. Just when you think you're like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's off season, like what is there to talk.
Speaker 1: About, we always have something to talk about.
Speaker 2: I want to talk about the shit that parents will
Speaker 2: do to keep their kid entertained and quiet on an airplane,
Speaker 2: because this poor bastard that I saw moving up and
Speaker 2: down the aisle doing things that his friends would be like,
Speaker 2: was so entertaining, and I applaud all parents for their
Speaker 2: efforts on an airplane.
Speaker 1: More on that, aerin what do you got? What do
Speaker 1: I have?
Speaker 2: I am watching one of the millions I don't know
Speaker 2: millions that is watching the DCC Netflix doc It's shot, amazing, produced, fantastic.
Speaker 1: I'm all in.
Speaker 2: If I had had enough jello shots yesterday or we
Speaker 2: hadn't run out of white wine, I would have been
Speaker 2: doing Thunderstruck for everyone.
Speaker 1: But we can talk more about that. I know she
Speaker 1: loves the show everyone.
Speaker 2: She refers to it as DCC for those of you
Speaker 2: that don't know the acronym Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. It's a
Speaker 2: documentary that's out right now. I haven't started watching it,
Speaker 2: but Aaron could not say any loves it too. We'll
Speaker 2: discuss more on that in a second. Aaron's already excited
Speaker 2: about it. She's leaving the podcast. But of course we
Speaker 2: have to start. We have to start with a big
Speaker 2: milestone in the stole Andrew's household mac Rogers. Stole turn
Speaker 2: one years old and you had a birthday party for him,
Speaker 2: which was absolutely fabulous. That is not easy to do.
Speaker 2: I know you're gonna shout out Lauren Feno too, but
Speaker 2: I will, as a guest say that the decorations. The
Speaker 2: whole thing was absolutely perfect, and congratulations, mom, you made
Speaker 2: it one year live. Yeah, no, it was great. It
Speaker 2: was so much fun. But I will tell you, yes,
Speaker 2: let's give the As Steve told Lauren, you're one in
Speaker 2: a generation, once in a generation.
Speaker 1: Lauren works.
Speaker 2: She basically runs where. She's so amazing. She was my
Speaker 2: personal assistant because I'm so fancy. She was my everything
Speaker 2: for about five years of my life, well maybe like six.
Speaker 2: Let's be honest, she's been doing it for seven years.
Speaker 2: Can't find anyone to take her spot. And if you're interested,
Speaker 2: please apply. I'm not hitting DMS. So she's amazing. And
Speaker 2: she's also so crafty and she loves putting shit together.
Speaker 2: And we had like a spread on our little and
Speaker 2: it was inflatable goalposts. She found, you know, little hockey confetti.
Speaker 2: She found little footballs for everything. She found the little
Speaker 2: ye hockey player. I actually did that one. I was
Speaker 2: proud of it. Had we had a cupcake with a
Speaker 2: little puck on it and it looked like ice, and
Speaker 2: then we had a cutout of Mac and a hockey outfit.
Speaker 2: And then my fear, i' will take I will take
Speaker 2: credit for finding this since he was.
Speaker 1: We had a Rookie of the Year party. Blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: We get it. You like sports, hope your kid does.
Speaker 2: And I found on Instagram hole in one, you know,
Speaker 2: all the stupid playing off the words of one, and
Speaker 2: I sent it to Lauren. It was a green jello
Speaker 2: shot with a ball in it, like candy ball, and
Speaker 2: we found the flags that was like hole in one,
Speaker 2: Happy first birthday. I never thought jello shots. Lauren made
Speaker 2: them were so popular people couldn't get enough.
Speaker 1: I don't know the last time. Look, it's no mystery.
Speaker 2: Your gal loves a cocktail, and so I am an
Speaker 2: equal opportunity drinker. There's not like one preference over the other.
Speaker 2: But the last time I had a jello shot was
Speaker 2: probably Cabo Sam Lucas spring Break two thousand and one
Speaker 2: at squid Row. I haven't seen, not to be confused
Speaker 2: with skid Row. That's different, but squid Row, I mean
Speaker 2: jello shots. I didn't even know there was a thing
Speaker 2: on my when somebody handed me one and I was
Speaker 2: taking it.
Speaker 1: And I think it was was it Lauren?
Speaker 2: No, No, it was you. I think you were like, oh,
Speaker 2: is that your first one? I was like, no, I
Speaker 2: think I'm on my fifth one at this point. They
Speaker 2: were delicious and the little candy ball moved around like
Speaker 2: it was on the grain.
Speaker 1: It was very cute. You guys crushed it.
Speaker 2: I won't say who he is, but we had a
Speaker 2: hockey player there that he was like, oh, I'll have one.
Speaker 2: He goes, but I don't have any teeth to help
Speaker 2: me set it out.
Speaker 1: Sam Phips. Shout out to Sam Phipps though, the jello
Speaker 1: shot expert.
Speaker 2: She did give me a little tip though, She's like,
Speaker 2: you got to clear the edges of the jello shot.
Speaker 2: So take that Toothpiph around the edge hit is pop
Speaker 2: back again on another. Shout out though, goes to all
Speaker 2: of my friends, and especially Steve and Carissa, who bring
Speaker 2: the party no matter where we are, what continent we're on,
Speaker 2: all the things. You know, when people are dialed in
Speaker 2: and want to have fun at a birthday, one year
Speaker 2: old birthday, like they are lifers. They are real people
Speaker 2: in your life, and I'm so grateful for them. Auntie
Speaker 2: Carissa and Uncle Steve brought a remote control Mercedes Benz
Speaker 2: and like think of the car from like the Great Gatsby,
Speaker 2: think of the car from like Little orphan Annie. Think
Speaker 2: of that car, all black, all shiny, all remote control,
Speaker 2: and Max Doell rides in that thing like he is
Speaker 2: ride and dirty. It is insane and they are the best.
Speaker 2: Aunt and uncle, Well, I love you, but thank god
Speaker 2: you had kids so we can spoil them because I
Speaker 2: just I said to Steve when we were thinking about
Speaker 2: like different gifts to give him, and I was like,
Speaker 2: we have to get him a car. And then Steve
Speaker 2: found that one and it was the best because Max's
Speaker 2: only won like he can't drive it himself, but it
Speaker 2: has this function where by the way.
Speaker 1: Anyone that wants to know about this car, I'm going
Speaker 1: to get it on Amazon. It's insane. You can.
Speaker 2: I'll give you the I'll put the link up for
Speaker 2: anyone that wants to actually buy this bad boy because
Speaker 2: and this isn't an ad and I even work with Mercedes,
Speaker 2: but this car is sick because you can flip the
Speaker 2: thing and the parent can control it on a remote control.
Speaker 2: And so the best part, your sweet mother thought that
Speaker 2: Mac was driving it, and I was We're like, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: it's okay. It's being operated by a parent, like he's
Speaker 2: not doing it himself.
Speaker 1: But he was chilling. The guy was laid back and
Speaker 1: having a time, so it was Steve made a playlist
Speaker 1: for it.
Speaker 2: Eve made a playlist because it had a bluetooth speaker.
Speaker 2: I was like every it had lights that lit up
Speaker 2: on the front. Anyways, the best part about being the
Speaker 2: aunt and uncle though, is like we get to be.
Speaker 1: Like bye and Steve goes.
Speaker 2: When we were buying it, he goes, God, He's like,
Speaker 2: where do parents put all this shit that people get?
Speaker 2: If I'm like, oh, I know, so I'm sorry because
Speaker 2: oh my god, ends up being like all this junk
Speaker 2: that you probably don't need. If I'm a parent, I'm
Speaker 2: like ditching the stuff when the kid's not looking. The
Speaker 2: kid's like, wow, where's that, I'm like, I don't know, donate.
Speaker 1: It too much stuff? Kids have so much shit? Why
Speaker 1: do they have so much paraphernaia? So much shit? It's crazy, right.
Speaker 2: And it's like, oh my god. And we're not even
Speaker 2: just talking like being spoiled, like you have stuff just
Speaker 2: like the car seat and that, this and that that actually,
Speaker 2: which we have some headlines on oh yeah, yeah, yeah parents.
Speaker 2: So we'll just dive into it because there's a lot
Speaker 2: of they're good lines yeah. Okay, starting with, but not
Speaker 2: limited to, rude influencer hogs airplane bathroom to show off
Speaker 2: skincare for TikTok followers.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: The reason why there's a segue on that because I
Speaker 2: need to get to the parents on this airplane in
Speaker 2: a second. But a style, a lifestyle content creator who
Speaker 2: seemingly hogged an airplane bathroom to perform her multi step
Speaker 2: skincare routine, has been branded as inconsiderate and rude for
Speaker 2: making other passengers posedly wait for fifteen minutes. Yes, that
Speaker 2: is rude. The road you are rude. So I think,
Speaker 2: what's the average plane holds? I don't know, like a number.
Speaker 2: Let's just make up a number. Three hundred. Does that
Speaker 2: seem like too many? I'm not good at guessing. Oh God,
Speaker 2: I don't know, Okay, Ryan, so let's Ryan will look
Speaker 2: it up for us. So let's just say, for all
Speaker 2: intentsive purposes right now, three hundred people, and there's two bathrooms,
Speaker 2: you're going to take up fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1: No, we don't need shame on you, game on you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And we have a real problem with airplane etiquette
Speaker 2: because we've talked about it before on this podcast. The
Speaker 2: woman that just was asking if she could have some
Speaker 2: of the snacks from the woman next to her.
Speaker 1: Weird.
Speaker 2: Get out of the bathroom if you're doing videos at
Speaker 2: any kind, that's weird, first of all, and gross.
Speaker 1: Those bathrooms are gross out.
Speaker 2: And then on the airplane, which we never got to
Speaker 2: talk about because we were just enamored with our experience
Speaker 2: at Taylor Swift, that there was a woman sitting in
Speaker 2: front of me because I flew later Stevezard there Aaron
Speaker 2: and Jarrett flew together, and I was coming from somewhere else.
Speaker 2: So on my flight from Toronto to fr instance in London,
Speaker 2: this woman had her feet up and was just touching
Speaker 2: her feet and talking loud. She was the trifecta of
Speaker 2: all things, feet up, rubbing them and talking loud on
Speaker 2: her phone before the flight took off, and then proceeded
Speaker 2: to keep her feet up on the back. If the
Speaker 2: person in front of her turned around, the feet would
Speaker 2: be right in her face, like what are we doing?
Speaker 2: Somebody thought that was your feet in the picture that
Speaker 2: I posted. Yeah, somebody, probably the guy that said I
Speaker 2: was going for the soccer mom era. I said, ew, Aaron,
Speaker 2: puts your feet down, disgusting. Chris has sent us that photos.
Speaker 2: We're literally on our flight, and I thought to myself,
Speaker 2: to London, you're not gonna make it. They're gonna she's
Speaker 2: probably drunk. She's probably gonna.
Speaker 1: Cause she wants you overserved. You're gonna have to make
Speaker 1: an emergency landing. I knew it.
Speaker 2: Chris is like, don't put that in the air. I
Speaker 2: we have talked about our love for flight attendants. We
Speaker 2: take off, my flight attendant comes over to give me something.
Speaker 2: I go, look at what my best friend's dealing with
Speaker 2: right now, and she goes, you have no idea, she said.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not they see, but she what they see.
Speaker 2: And I was like, I just feel so bad for
Speaker 2: you guys. People don't respect you. We've talked about it before,
Speaker 2: but I was so sure that you were going to
Speaker 2: do an emergency landing with that buffoon.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: And then Jarrett on the text and I'm like, you're
Speaker 2: gonna have to make emergency landing.
Speaker 1: He writes tough stems.
Speaker 2: Eh, and then don't land exactly what's so funny? I
Speaker 2: just I just don't understand when people get on an
Speaker 2: airplane and think that they're alone, whether it's the chick
Speaker 2: in the bathroom doing the videos and holding up the
Speaker 2: line for the for everyone else. Or it's this broad
Speaker 2: that was overserved at the airport bar and just got
Speaker 2: on hot. Like taking your shoes off and putting your
Speaker 2: feet in the air. How about the people and you've
Speaker 2: seen these pictures the people that put their feet in
Speaker 2: like the seat in front of them, like on that
Speaker 2: little ledge.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about, the seat in front.
Speaker 1: I'm down. What are we doing?
Speaker 2: You?
Speaker 1: Where are did you?
Speaker 2: You never learn any manners like I understand on a
Speaker 2: long flight you want to take your shoes off, no problem,
Speaker 2: That's why that wonderful airline provides socks that are in
Speaker 2: the little Toiletry kit put the socks on, bare feet,
Speaker 2: set up on the back and absolutely not.
Speaker 1: It's just it's no, I'm not in.
Speaker 2: I had a buffoon sitting behind me on my flight
Speaker 2: home from London that, according to her mother at luggage claim.
Speaker 1: She had a head cold.
Speaker 2: She was coffin up a storm. I get it, you
Speaker 2: get sick. I get sick on planes, But no covering
Speaker 2: of the mouth. Finally I turned my head around and
Speaker 2: I said, are you insane?
Speaker 1: Cover your mouth? Right about that? I don't care. It's disgusting.
Speaker 2: Where have her manners gone? Now that's the negative on planes.
Speaker 2: Here's the positive on planes. I saw this sweet dad
Speaker 2: who I don't know what it's like to Actually that's
Speaker 2: I take that back. I used to be a nanny
Speaker 2: and travel with the family when I was in high school,
Speaker 2: and we would go on flights. We'd go to Hawaii,
Speaker 2: we'd go to Mexico. I'd travel with the family, and
Speaker 2: so bringing the nanny me. Sure, it's my responsibility. That's
Speaker 2: what I'm there for, to entertain the kids on the flight. Okay,
Speaker 2: no problem. Bring the games, bring the things like that
Speaker 2: the baby, we have a bottle, or we have you
Speaker 2: know something, pacifiers, something to take I don't even for
Speaker 2: one second pretend what it's like to try to be
Speaker 2: a parent on a plane other than my small experience
Speaker 2: doing it.
Speaker 1: But applaud to anyone.
Speaker 2: Applauding parents and nanny's their caretakers who tried to quiet
Speaker 2: down their child. This sweet father on this plane got
Speaker 2: in the aisle.
Speaker 1: He was singing to this child. He was bouncing up
Speaker 1: and down, he was doing everything instead of just sitting
Speaker 1: there and being like sh it's like, no, get up. Move.
Speaker 2: No one is going to fault you going up and
Speaker 2: down those aisles trying to quiet your child. I am
Speaker 2: going to fault you if you sit there and you
Speaker 2: don't do anything to even try to help that poor child.
Speaker 2: But this dad was singing like every song, and I
Speaker 2: was all I could think of was like his friends
Speaker 2: would be like looking at him, like, can you cause
Speaker 2: like the Jair or Steve or anyone. It's like imagine
Speaker 2: and time in their life where they were like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, poor bastard having to go.
Speaker 1: Up and down the aisle during But there's nothing you
Speaker 1: won't do. I'm sure as a parent to like just.
Speaker 2: Sing the song, look like an idiot, dance around. But
Speaker 2: I just had to like talk about that because he
Speaker 2: was so great, and I could tell the mom was
Speaker 2: stressed and the dad was like, I got it, don't worry.
Speaker 1: And was doing everything. So kudos to parents and care
Speaker 1: team work. Baby. Yeah exactly. How's Max was playing? I
Speaker 1: feel like he's good. Yeah, he's good.
Speaker 2: It's just a lot, and I honestly feel worse for
Speaker 2: the people around us. I mean, Max, you're around him yesterday.
Speaker 2: Mac doesn't sit still. Max's busy. Yeah, but it's again,
Speaker 2: you're doing everything you can and you have to have patience,
Speaker 2: like for any any situation like that. But anyways, the
Speaker 2: dad was great, and I just thought it was adorable
Speaker 2: because he was doing anything he possibly could.
Speaker 1: All teamwork, baby, all teamwork. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Hey, did you read this headline? But read the line
Speaker 2: after it. It's from Reddit Steve's latest obsession. I'm divorcing
Speaker 2: my husband because he screws jarred lids. Screws jar lids
Speaker 2: too tight. Okay, sometimes I don't read.
Speaker 1: Him.
Speaker 2: My god, sometimes I literally feel insane for being so
Speaker 2: upset over jar litt's. Her husband claimed he had a
Speaker 2: habit of tightening extra tight to keep food fresh. He
Speaker 2: tightened them so much she couldn't. I sound like I'm
Speaker 2: reading a children's book he tightened? Who's been having children
Speaker 2: books for last year? The issue became unattainable after her
Speaker 2: husband left home for ten days. Okay, come on, this
Speaker 2: is why you're getting divorced.
Speaker 1: No, it's not. There's a million more reasons to get divorced, sisters, ass,
Speaker 1: and you're blaming it on the jar screwing.
Speaker 2: It can't be real. She can't actually be getting a
Speaker 2: divorce over that. I know, I I just thought this
Speaker 2: was wacky and I sent it to Ryan. I'm like,
Speaker 2: this is nuts. What are we doing that? You called
Speaker 2: out a work and you can't sleep. There's something else,
Speaker 2: you know, something else is going on here. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if he's.
Speaker 2: Screwing the jar lid, sure jar lid is the woman
Speaker 2: he works with the jar lid j then we got
Speaker 2: we got a real reason for you to divorce him
Speaker 2: if it's just the actual object of a jar and
Speaker 2: the lid. No, did you ever have those things growing up?
Speaker 2: Those they looked like a flower. Yes, they're like a
Speaker 2: flower pedal and then you'd open it with that. I
Speaker 2: remember ours was like orange or something. Isn't it weird
Speaker 2: the things you remember as a kid, Like when my
Speaker 2: mom couldn't find that. She's always like, where's the jar
Speaker 2: lid open er? Like it's like and then a towel
Speaker 2: didn't work because it.
Speaker 1: Had the grip on it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: You know what I bought the other day that was
Speaker 2: like so random and it's like only something you buy
Speaker 2: as an ador.
Speaker 1: I bought corn on the cob, little like holder thing
Speaker 1: cut the ranch. Yeah, for the ranch.
Speaker 2: But I was like, it's they're so helpful, Like I
Speaker 2: was eating. I used them right away. Corn on the
Speaker 2: like to eat off there. Corn in the cob, though,
Speaker 2: you really got to have that dental flass handy. There
Speaker 2: is no getting around those things jammed up in there.
Speaker 2: But a good corn on the cob in the summertime,
Speaker 2: I love it. Summertimes great.
Speaker 1: What you feel like? Sweet corn on the cob? Yes, love,
Speaker 1: I like it. And it's like super yellow looking.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Now I'll say this, I'm not a corn on
Speaker 2: the cob on the cob.
Speaker 1: I'm a cutter. I cut it off to eat it.
Speaker 1: I can go, I can. I could go both ways
Speaker 1: on that. It depends. But with my new corn on
Speaker 1: the cob holders now I'm committed to the cob hold.
Speaker 1: But I do like.
Speaker 2: That, you know, shave down, move and then you do rotate,
Speaker 2: shave down again. You know, it always gets a sign
Speaker 2: look and a laugh like a sarcastic laugh. Is I'm
Speaker 2: always the corn on the cob cutter, but it always
Speaker 2: slips out and a share plate and the night goes flying,
Speaker 2: Jarrett babe, And it's like, what do you want me
Speaker 2: to do?
Speaker 1: There? It's buttery. It's the things like.
Speaker 2: No, there's a lot of issues, you know, what I've
Speaker 2: happened into lately. Steve is seizing very loud. I why
Speaker 2: is so so loud? Like he did in London and
Speaker 2: you were so appalled. I was like, it goes back
Speaker 2: to that woman coughing and it's like it's like it's
Speaker 2: like literally he's like, oh chow and it's like okay,
Speaker 2: and I know he tries to cover the mouth.
Speaker 1: It's so loud. I'm divorcing him. It's loud.
Speaker 2: It's like, that's what it's like. The thing in a
Speaker 2: relationship where was like he breathes too loud. It's like,
Speaker 2: now I'm no when you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when it's over, it's over, like breathing, the chewing.
Speaker 1: But it was right.
Speaker 2: I shot my gum. I saw videos of us in
Speaker 2: that VIP ten. I'm a fucking cow. I mean, I
Speaker 2: am on my gum. It's disgusting. And you know where
Speaker 2: I'm going to say it comes from. I've seen video
Speaker 2: of me on the field talking to athletes and I'm
Speaker 2: like like, girl, moo moo, spit it out. But here's
Speaker 2: the other thing it's from. I love to go to berries.
Speaker 2: I chew on gum and berries to help me. Like
Speaker 2: you know, so I don't have dry mouth. Sounds like
Speaker 2: a situation whoa uh screwing the jars. Anyways, I love
Speaker 2: to have gum in my mouth to help with that.
Speaker 2: And I'm not on the treadmill. I gotta really watch myself.
Speaker 2: This is disgusting. You know. It's so great though, when
Speaker 2: you like self police and you think to yourself, I
Speaker 2: need to stop doing that. You guys left yesterday. My
Speaker 2: neck and back hurts so bad. And all I kept
Speaker 2: saying to Jarrett was Wow, what a side I must
Speaker 2: have been with my.
Speaker 1: Nock out with Chino and hunched over like what a goal? Wait?
Speaker 1: Why were what was wrong? Because I think I was
Speaker 1: like this will it was over?
Speaker 2: No, No, now you're now you're doing too much. Now
Speaker 2: you're now you're self policing, Like, no, you get I
Speaker 2: got gumb I got this. I had no lightline.
Speaker 1: Aaron. By the way, Oh my god, whish this actually
Speaker 1: leads me? Okay, I need to keep my head.
Speaker 2: I had a bottle in the fridge and I found
Speaker 2: it and I was so catchy okay to use.
Speaker 1: It while you guys were all looking around. Somebody grab
Speaker 1: a road map and get us back.
Speaker 2: By the way, I feel like I'm my ways instructor,
Speaker 2: make a you turn, Make a you turn. It's like
Speaker 2: harsher left right center, great game. It reminds me of
Speaker 2: call her Daddy. She had like a clip that made
Speaker 2: me laugh out loud. She was talking about, by the way,
Speaker 2: Alex Cooper, do you want to come on our podcast?
Speaker 1: I could be your mother.
Speaker 2: I'm so old, but like someone hair is so pretty,
Speaker 2: it's so beautiful.
Speaker 1: I have a lot of questions.
Speaker 2: And she told the hysterical story about like hooking up
Speaker 2: with the Red Sox player, and then she went out
Speaker 2: and threw the first pitch and like anyway, she's great.
Speaker 2: We love her, Okay, but she started going on a
Speaker 2: rant about how awful it is to be a host,
Speaker 2: like the pressure I am with her.
Speaker 1: I hat hosting. I hated it.
Speaker 2: There's nothing I hate more in life than being a host.
Speaker 2: The pressure is on you. First of all, it's like
Speaker 2: you're spending the entire time making sure everyone else is
Speaker 2: having a good time. For example, yeah, Aaron, yesterday at
Speaker 2: Max's sweet birthday party, she was every five seconds because
Speaker 2: she's a wonderful host and was making sure everyone was
Speaker 2: having a great.
Speaker 1: Time, which we all were. But I feel the pain.
Speaker 1: She's like, is everyone good? Is it? Did anyone need anything?
Speaker 2: Five?
Speaker 1: And decided it is everyone good? To anyone? I kept
Speaker 1: asking Deep, how's the volume?
Speaker 2: Also, I couldn't get the speaker to work, and then
Speaker 2: it worked and I worried Mac was deaf, and then Deep.
Speaker 1: How's the temperature? Like are you hot? Are you cold?
Speaker 1: Steep's like, everyone's happy, everyone's having a great time.
Speaker 2: But then there was a certain brand of white wine
Speaker 2: that was gone because at a copious level was you know,
Speaker 2: I was consuming it at a copious level.
Speaker 1: Dec weren't the only one, and it was, ha, a
Speaker 1: great time? Please?
Speaker 2: Whose parties better than anyone else? Is that you're not hosting?
Speaker 2: Everyone's okay? But Aaron kept going, there's more white wine
Speaker 2: on the way, there's more. Kevin Burkhardt and I at
Speaker 2: one point go we were standing at Aaron's bar. We
Speaker 2: look behind us, there's so much alcohol behind us. And
Speaker 2: I was like, we're fine, and she's but again, the pressure,
Speaker 2: the pressure a being host is insane. And then it's
Speaker 2: like then you got to pick up every thing, and
Speaker 2: then it's like, what's it all for? What is it
Speaker 2: all for?
Speaker 1: This is another reason why I don't want to have
Speaker 1: a wedding because I'm going.
Speaker 2: To worry the whole time I have anybody to do that. Nope,
Speaker 2: that's not going to be your excuse. I'm not going
Speaker 2: to let you use that one for an excuse. It's
Speaker 2: not yet a wedding planner, then you don't worry about it.
Speaker 2: That's not you had a wedding planner and you were
Speaker 2: worried at your wedding that everyone was having a good time.
Speaker 2: It's just so much to have to host. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: and it's like if it's not perfect, then like one thing. Anyways,
Speaker 2: So shout out to anyone that likes hosting. Hail No,
Speaker 2: all host TV shows, not parties. That's my real Housewives
Speaker 2: of whatever tagline. I'm going to be a television shows.
Speaker 1: Not parties.
Speaker 2: Oh that's good, thank you. My tagline is going to
Speaker 2: be speaking of host. I'm going to segue into this
Speaker 2: from Ryan Well happling back. We were talking about divorce,
Speaker 2: the opposite of divorce. We want to play a matchmaker.
Speaker 1: There we go.
Speaker 2: We're back on track. Boys, estimated time. Beware, there's a
Speaker 2: car on the shoulder of the road, so let's do it.
Speaker 2: So we talked about and we were talking about it
Speaker 2: yesterday at the party. Like listen, I mean, we may
Speaker 2: or may not be getting credit for a romance that's
Speaker 2: taking the world by storm, but we I think this
Speaker 2: is my deal, and we talked about it yesterday. I
Speaker 2: have a very good friend. He is one of my
Speaker 2: dearest friends that I said, you guys at the line
Speaker 2: of Max's birthday party, Kevin Burkhard Dream, Rachel Burkhard Dream.
Speaker 2: Kevin gets in my little kid's play pen with him,
Speaker 2: and Courzy goes, hey, Mac, Kevin Burkhard's gonna spend more
Speaker 2: time with your mom than you are coming up during
Speaker 2: the NFL season. Well, because it's true, you guys spend
Speaker 2: so much time together. And Mac needs to know who. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the work this guy is another work husband of mine.
Speaker 2: I am with a lot. I want to find him
Speaker 2: a woman, and I feel like.
Speaker 1: Cold want to say, you didn't say the name? Do you?
Speaker 1: Oh you listen it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna ask him if I'm a lit I'm okay
Speaker 2: Keith and Ireland right now, but I want to ask
Speaker 2: for miss Shane. But I think there is a real
Speaker 2: future for Calm Down. And we've talked about this being
Speaker 2: matchmakers right.
Speaker 1: Sure did.
Speaker 2: So we've talked about this before, but we also mentioned
Speaker 2: it on the pregame this week. We are going to
Speaker 2: do this enough talk a little bit, a little less conversation,
Speaker 2: a little more action for those of you familiar with
Speaker 2: the song. Okay, so this started way back when with
Speaker 2: Jaywick thirteen. She wrote in Sweet Angel, any dating advice
Speaker 2: for a forty five year old girl in LA huge
Speaker 2: sports fan? Seems simple, right, help? And this was back
Speaker 2: on May twentieth. So Aaron and I loved and again
Speaker 2: came on the heels. As Aaron mentioned of us getting
Speaker 2: credit for a romance, we didn't, but whatever, we.
Speaker 1: Are all about getting set up.
Speaker 2: Aaron got set up with Jared from Michael Strahan, Steve
Speaker 2: and I got set up from the Stafford's like, so
Speaker 2: we are all about paying it forward forward with setting
Speaker 2: people up. So we are going to make this happen.
Speaker 2: So consider this your PSA. If you are sitting and
Speaker 2: that doesn't mean to a wife, and you have a
Speaker 2: wife or a husband and like you want to have
Speaker 2: a side No, if you are legally single then and
Speaker 2: you want to be set up, we want you to
Speaker 2: DM the Calm Down Podcast, don't do it Aaron and
Speaker 2: I that it'll get lost because sometimes we have to
Speaker 2: avoid weirdos. So DM the Calm Down Podcast. Tag us
Speaker 2: in it if you want to whatever, but DM calm
Speaker 2: down and tell us a little bit about yourself. It
Speaker 2: doesn't have to be long, but we'll go through them
Speaker 2: and we'll figure out a system. We don't know what
Speaker 2: that is, yeah, but we really want to have like
Speaker 2: a Eventually we'll have like a mixer, or we'll do
Speaker 2: like certain things that we can do in person. But
Speaker 2: in the meantime, we'll try to facilitate some matchmaking, like
Speaker 2: we're the dating app, but consider it. Not happy with
Speaker 2: your current dating situation, Calm down, we'll fix it.
Speaker 1: Ah, something that I will get it sponsored.
Speaker 2: Ryan's shitting his pants because you brought up We'll host
Speaker 2: a mixer, He's like, what, Yeah, do you have time?
Speaker 2: And we'll wear white wine and yellow shots. What Lauren's catering.
Speaker 2: We are going to do something with this. So again
Speaker 2: PSA repeated send us to the Calm Down cod Do
Speaker 2: you want us to tag them to tag us and
Speaker 2: calm down or what I wanted to calm down?
Speaker 1: Send it to Calm Down DM.
Speaker 2: And then if you want to tag it fine, but
Speaker 2: we'll obviously get it at some point because and this
Speaker 2: is for men and women, because we got gal friends.
Speaker 2: You know, So sorry Aaron's papers. I'm sorry, I was.
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 2: He has a penny so excited. Yes, so send it
Speaker 2: to us and not and women? We got friends. Wait wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 2: wheels are turning, wheels are turning. All I can think
Speaker 2: of is if we actually make this match happen and
Speaker 2: it becomes a wedding like.
Speaker 1: We officiated, like we host the wedding, get to I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't do my own weddings, but I can do
Speaker 2: somebody else's wedding. I mean, think the Bachelor. But like us,
Speaker 2: calm down, like this could be a whole thing. See
Speaker 2: if there used to be Did we talk about this
Speaker 2: on this platform? The wedding story? Did you ever watch
Speaker 2: the wedding story on TLC back and then I watched
Speaker 2: the wedding story. Are you talk about this? No? But
Speaker 2: of course I watched the wedding story years ago on TLC.
Speaker 2: They would show the whole thing, they would show the
Speaker 2: lead up, the whole thing. I was such a cuckoo
Speaker 2: for a girl that like didn't really want a big
Speaker 2: wedding I would play. After watching the wedding Story, I
Speaker 2: would go to the supermarket. I would buy a bride's magazine.
Speaker 2: I would tear out the like little perforated paper on
Speaker 2: the inside where you could send away or sure was
Speaker 2: is that you? Jennifer Lopez a wedding planner, I would
Speaker 2: write down I would send away for the free sample
Speaker 2: of like the invitation, the little match book, the napkin,
Speaker 2: and I would play with my friend Amy growing up.
Speaker 2: We would always play these like random little make believe
Speaker 2: games wedding planner, and I just thought it was induced
Speaker 2: by TLC. It's although there was a baby story that followed,
Speaker 2: which was they showed a lot yeah, yeah, the full
Speaker 2: on like bad shot, No, no, get behind me immediately.
Speaker 2: If I ever had a kid, I would a kudos
Speaker 2: to the dads that wanted to see that. I'd be like, no,
Speaker 2: get back here now, right now, you're going down there,
Speaker 2: not below the equator. Can I segue again? Because I'm
Speaker 2: so good at hosting. You want to know what I've
Speaker 2: been watching. We are talking about TLC Wedding Story, the
Speaker 2: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader docuseries on Netflix.
Speaker 1: That would you say phenomenal. That's why I don't host. No,
Speaker 1: You're wonderful. I just was like, leg kicking legs, open
Speaker 1: splits go.
Speaker 2: What was it from Syrups too? Hi boots high kicks
Speaker 2: the papers again? I absolutely well. First of all, I
Speaker 2: am not jumping on the bandwagon. I have been on
Speaker 2: the DCC bandwagon. Shout out to Kelly, shout out to Judy,
Speaker 2: the coaches. I love them so much. I say hello
Speaker 2: to them every game.
Speaker 1: Hi, how are you? Yes, ma'am? I love the show.
Speaker 2: I loved it when it was on CMT, and I
Speaker 2: love every Dallas Cowboys game we do, which feels like
Speaker 2: all of them. Seeing those girls, I always say hi
Speaker 2: to them. I always want to, like know how they're doing.
Speaker 2: They get their water by me, they work their asses off.
Speaker 2: They are beautiful, and this show is so well done.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: I feel like there's a little bit of like humor
Speaker 2: in it in terms of how they've edited it. It's
Speaker 2: gorgeous shots like at Jerry's World, their practice. I came
Speaker 2: from a back dance background. I'm not a good one,
Speaker 2: but I know how.
Speaker 1: Deep it is. Answer. I'm not going to let you
Speaker 1: do that. You're a fabulous dnswer. You really do have
Speaker 1: to fit a role.
Speaker 2: You have to fit a type in dance, and that's
Speaker 2: exactly what DCC has been. That's what's you know, shown
Speaker 2: throughout the show. And I love it.
Speaker 1: It's great.
Speaker 2: It makes me think of when and I danced in Florida. Listen,
Speaker 2: you sit there seven games, you know, a year, and
Speaker 2: you watch these women. Of course you want to be them,
Speaker 2: like I want to do that damn outfit.
Speaker 1: I practiced with you into Loom one time.
Speaker 2: Okay, shut up to Ashley Lucas, a former Dallas Cowboy
Speaker 2: cheerleader who's a friend of ours, and she and Aaron.
Speaker 2: Aaron induced this one as to show Nope, sober, you
Speaker 2: would do it too, to show the love that.
Speaker 1: Aaron has for the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. We are into Loom.
Speaker 2: She puts on Thunderstruck over the entire house speakers. Her
Speaker 2: and Ashley start a kick line and it was, by
Speaker 2: the way, everyone there was probably thirty of us. We
Speaker 2: were like this mouse open jaws drop it is. I mean,
Speaker 2: if you don't get jacked up for Thunderstruck a prumps,
Speaker 2: I don't know who you are. It is really amazing.
Speaker 2: It's so good and they there's a whole part of
Speaker 2: this show where it talks about this is our It's
Speaker 2: like a three and a half.
Speaker 1: Minute long I need to watch it. I haven't watched
Speaker 1: it yet, Yeah, I need.
Speaker 2: And they talk about learning it and there are some
Speaker 2: vets in it, and they just use their bodies and
Speaker 2: they are thunderstrucking and they were shot saying up the
Speaker 2: I love it, Judy Kelly. I love you guys so much,
Speaker 2: bucket List. I want to be a DC scene, but
Speaker 2: like not in this life.
Speaker 1: Like we're good.
Speaker 2: I know eighty, but yeah, well maybe we could do
Speaker 2: like a senior version for you. You know, you never you
Speaker 2: can never give up on your dreams.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter how old you are, you know. I
Speaker 1: love those girls. I love that whole I love it all.
Speaker 2: They get the players pumped, they get the crowd pump,
Speaker 2: they get me pumped. They always come on and do
Speaker 2: that whole thing right before my first hit, and I'm
Speaker 2: supposed to be listening and paying attention, and I'm much
Speaker 2: like distracted by the I know it's so good. I
Speaker 2: can't wait for you to watch it. You're I know,
Speaker 2: I got an order. I gotta I'm late to watching
Speaker 2: The Crown, So I'm doing that right now. I'm also,
Speaker 2: how's it been great? I need to watch The Crown
Speaker 2: though during the day. Here's the problem, guys, You're I
Speaker 2: sit down on that couch night. It's like this watching
Speaker 2: watching out. I watched a little drinking. It take me
Speaker 2: forty five years to get through six seasons. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: I need to make an effort to watch it during
Speaker 2: the day or watch it when I'm wide awake, like
Speaker 2: and then I got my Selene documentary that I got
Speaker 2: to get in on.
Speaker 1: I want to watch the Dallas Cowboys thing. Are you the?
Speaker 1: Are you the?
Speaker 2: I feel like you are because you're so organized. The
Speaker 2: person that downloads the episodes on the ivy pane for
Speaker 2: the plane, I feel like, to be honest. Now, maybe
Speaker 2: I'm stupid unless you're going to Europe. I've been able
Speaker 2: to watch it on the streaming app, like I started
Speaker 2: Palm Royale and I watched it coming back.
Speaker 1: Where was I? Oh from Miami?
Speaker 2: I watched DC it like I went on Netflix and
Speaker 2: I could watch it if I was on the Wi Fi. See,
Speaker 2: this is my prof I'm not even tech savvy to
Speaker 2: even do that. I'm still downloading I mean, look at me.
Speaker 2: I'm like, have you gotten that DVD?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I'm my girl. What's your TVO doing? Seriously?
Speaker 2: Teople still have TVO? I don't know, but it was
Speaker 2: so great. Also, Nielsen ratings, I never understood that. I'd
Speaker 2: never met a person with a Nielsen box? Who is Nielsen?
Speaker 1: And who?
Speaker 2: I mean? I know that I'm not trying to get political.
Speaker 2: I don't whatever side you're on. I was blown away
Speaker 2: that the debate only got sixty one million. I thought
Speaker 2: it would get more.
Speaker 1: You know what I think about that? So I have
Speaker 1: a question.
Speaker 2: But because we so CNN, but you could stream it
Speaker 2: on other news. Wait, everybody? I think it was everyone.
Speaker 2: I really really do. Yeah, because I asked my dad,
Speaker 2: who also was in television forever, and I said, was
Speaker 2: there a rating that came out? My dad said, I
Speaker 2: saw sixty whatever.
Speaker 1: But I kind of thought, yeah, everybody would put their
Speaker 1: numbers together. I really thought it was yeah. I don't
Speaker 1: know how that works.
Speaker 2: I'm always where's Mike mulva Hill, our genius that is
Speaker 2: all things numbers on the rating? He works at Fox,
Speaker 2: and we absolutely loved we have him on We show
Speaker 2: a genius. He really is and he was so backstory
Speaker 2: on Mike mulba Hill. I'm sure he just doesn't care
Speaker 2: that we're saying he's the one who will determine or
Speaker 2: determine with the numbers for ratings for each game and
Speaker 2: where you guys, where the A crew goes and all
Speaker 2: this guys way beyond over my head.
Speaker 1: It's on the wall behind me and went right over
Speaker 1: this ponytail. And also he.
Speaker 2: Could explain if he came on. You know, as a network,
Speaker 2: you have a certain amount of games that you put
Speaker 2: in a request for you shoot more, and you think
Speaker 2: to yourself, well, CBS or NBC will probably get this,
Speaker 2: so we want I find it hooking fat.
Speaker 1: I love him so much.
Speaker 2: It's also so fascinating for you because it determines where
Speaker 2: you're going. I mean like like, oh, where are you
Speaker 2: next week? We're like, oh, we don't know. You don't
Speaker 2: know because of X, Y or Z. But I bring
Speaker 2: up the nails and boxing. I don't know anyone that
Speaker 2: has a nails and box, but I'd love to know
Speaker 2: if how it all works and if that's still even
Speaker 2: a thing. Yeah, but it brings me back to like
Speaker 2: childhood where it was like, oh, the ratings for this
Speaker 2: and that. No childhood. This is you did that on purpose.
Speaker 2: You brought you brought up childhood so you could do that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's a good host. God, she's good. Check her out
Speaker 2: on Amazon and Fox.
Speaker 1: I actually didn't do a very good job of that.
Speaker 1: I could have been better on that. I should. I
Speaker 1: should have brought it in earlier, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Now we're out of time. Now the rundown's over, and
Speaker 1: it's like the producer drying longer.
Speaker 2: There's nothing you no I know, but like in a
Speaker 2: TV world where the producers like rap rap.
Speaker 1: In your ear.
Speaker 2: Childhood medical myths debunked as experts weigh in on five
Speaker 2: common warnings. Okay, so for those of you that are
Speaker 2: catching on, we have brought these wonderful headlines. Some of
Speaker 2: them get our attention. Others were like this one was
Speaker 2: fascinating to me. So all the things that you think
Speaker 2: of childhood like, okay, don't get them swimpled. Nope, debunked.
Speaker 2: Here's the first one. We'll go back and forth. E
Speaker 2: myth one ginger ale relieves stomach aches. While actual ginger
Speaker 2: can help ease a stomach ache, most commercial ginger ales
Speaker 2: don't actually contain the real thing. Don't you remember that
Speaker 2: as a kid, getting the salt bubbles trables will help?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Right, I guess it doesn't.
Speaker 2: Myth Number two, Girl, gum stays in your stomach for
Speaker 2: seven years, you will likely pass it like any other
Speaker 2: in is it in or um indigestible foods for two
Speaker 2: to five days. I used to swallow a lot of gum.
Speaker 2: I used to swallow a lot of gum. Do it
Speaker 2: like a Cowugh?
Speaker 1: I love it? You really random? Oh, knock it off.
Speaker 2: I was always afraid though, thinking like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: the second I did it, when.
Speaker 1: Was the last time you swallowed gum? I don't do
Speaker 1: it any days ago? I don't know. I do you
Speaker 1: still swallow gum? Well?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because sometimes it gets just so old, but like
Speaker 2: it just spit it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like my words.
Speaker 2: Uh mith three, you shouldn't swim for thirty minutes after
Speaker 2: eating based on current research. I'm gonna tell you who
Speaker 2: I'm gonna ask this, Patty Max swim instructor.
Speaker 1: Patty is a dream. She was, calm down, listener, Patty,
Speaker 1: what up? Patty? Is so nice?
Speaker 2: Meeting you at the birthday party, A little sweet angel
Speaker 2: you coming in and she just said, I'm max swim instructor.
Speaker 1: I said, I know, I've seen all the videos.
Speaker 2: I need Patty to be my swim instructor strung swimmer,
Speaker 2: so let's ask her. According to this, you shouldn't swim
Speaker 2: for thirty minutes after eating based on.
Speaker 1: Research before chicken soup cures a cold.
Speaker 2: This is upsetting to me. Chicken soup is warm and
Speaker 2: comforting when you're sick, but it's not a cure.
Speaker 1: Well, I haven't heard it cures. I just heard, yeah,
Speaker 1: it just helps, right, I don't know.
Speaker 2: You know what, oh myth I've heard? I know there's
Speaker 2: one more, sorry, and it's about a cold. My friend
Speaker 2: who's also on my crew, but he's not single. He
Speaker 2: was telling us that his mom had like a myth
Speaker 2: or an old wives tale about putting a vapor rub
Speaker 2: on the bottom of your feet and then wearing socks
Speaker 2: and going to bed. I listen, when I get sick,
Speaker 2: I do it, and I think of her.
Speaker 1: Does it work? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm the worst person to talk about about having a cold.
Speaker 2: I will medicate myself fifty ways to get rid of
Speaker 2: this thing, so I'm not sick for this season.
Speaker 1: Like I'm you medicated before the cold even comes. Oh god,
Speaker 1: I got, I.
Speaker 2: Got the sinus rints, I got the Nettie pot, I
Speaker 2: got the posts, got.
Speaker 1: All the rubs, the humidifiers. It's disgusting. So Aaron, how would.
Speaker 2: You describe Aaron and your personalities? Aaron is very preventive
Speaker 2: and I'm retroactive. I do everything after the fact. You
Speaker 2: are very preventative in all of your measures. I wish
Speaker 2: I was like that. Not me.
Speaker 1: I'm like, shit, what do I do now? It's already here.
Speaker 2: Last myth, you will ruin your eyes if you sit
Speaker 2: too close to the TV. Sitting too close to the
Speaker 2: TV will not damage your eyes. That's interesting. Yeah, though
Speaker 2: it may cause eyes strain according to the American Academy
Speaker 2: of Optomology. What's interesting about that, though, is like, you
Speaker 2: know people that spend a lot of time on a
Speaker 2: computer all day, like it is their job. They wear
Speaker 2: those blue light blocker glasses. I get that for the strain,
Speaker 2: but like, I just feel like, and then isn't it
Speaker 2: associated with kids? Like you don't want to have some
Speaker 2: screen time because it's bad for you. I don't know
Speaker 2: what are all the rules? Who makes these rules?
Speaker 1: One thing I was curious about I thought it was optomology.
Speaker 1: Is thermology? Did I say ophthalmology? No?
Speaker 2: I didn't, but it's but is it pronounced theomology? Or
Speaker 2: I thought it was optalmology? It's optomology. I think the
Speaker 2: age is silent, like Carissa Terrissa sure Lisa here and
Speaker 2: I was like, you got a H in your name?
Speaker 2: I'm like, ask my parents. I don't know why there's
Speaker 2: an H in my name. Why people say Clarissa too.
Speaker 1: I'm like, where's the l well, I'm gonna take it out.
Speaker 1: Call me Irwin Andrews. No, stop it right now. No
Speaker 1: he didn't.
Speaker 2: Oh he's so sweet. Oh, I love that. You know
Speaker 2: what Gary Payton calls me Clarissa Thompson. I go, Gary,
Speaker 2: I've known you for he like twenty years. Not your
Speaker 2: number twenty, you were number twenty, number twenty, Sean keb
Speaker 2: number forty, the rain Man. Anyways, childhood myths debunked, debunked.
Speaker 2: I gotta be honest. I think we went through everything.
Speaker 2: Oh you think this is what you think? Where it's over?
Speaker 2: I know what it does here on your favorite holiday
Speaker 2: or your favorite season. I asked you like in the
Speaker 2: middle of court and the cop I know. It was
Speaker 2: one of my my favorite season. Yeah, are you a
Speaker 2: sell fall?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: The sweaters it's football, didn't I'm a summer gal. I'm
Speaker 1: a summer gal.
Speaker 2: Tank top flipped a fag out ten weeks into this season.
Speaker 2: And then I'll tell you because we've got the greatest
Speaker 2: jobs in the world. All right, Well, I love you
Speaker 2: and no, Brian just we got it. We gotta keep
Speaker 2: it going phones at events. And before you get into
Speaker 2: this headline, shout out to Christian McCaffrey and Olivia Copple.
Speaker 1: Her dress was knock it off.
Speaker 2: If I could fit my left arm in there, I'd
Speaker 2: ask to borrow it for the next wedding, because that
Speaker 2: is God.
Speaker 1: Say, friend, talk about it. I mean, Hi, you were
Speaker 1: miss Universe, so anything will look good on you. But
Speaker 1: I have to say, I just love those two. I don't.
Speaker 2: I mean I act like I know them personally. I
Speaker 2: mean I've interviewed both of them, but on different occasions.
Speaker 2: Christian McCaffrey, I said it to you doing the makeup
Speaker 2: to I was passing over.
Speaker 1: For Olivia was hysterical if you haven't seen that.
Speaker 2: And they got married in Rhode Island over the weekend
Speaker 2: and they're all the hydro ranges.
Speaker 1: Like now that.
Speaker 2: If you could, if you could just say, pluck me
Speaker 2: into that wedding, and all I had to do was
Speaker 2: show up. I would do that. That wedding was beautiful, congratagize. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's a dream and unfortunate he's not talented. And then
Speaker 2: I met her at the Fox upfront and she couldn't
Speaker 2: have been sweeter.
Speaker 1: But I wonder what there.
Speaker 2: I wonder what it got us thinking though at the
Speaker 2: last advocate is on wedding etiquette because their last headline
Speaker 2: rude or just recording question mark. The internet is heated
Speaker 2: over wedding guests cell phone faux pause a bride and
Speaker 2: Ruth walks down the aisle of the video. She can
Speaker 2: be heard laughing and chastising her guests for folks who
Speaker 2: were focused on their phones. Put your phones away, she says, uh,
Speaker 2: come on. So speaking to today, the videographer at the
Speaker 2: wedding who posted this on Instagram said Ruce had been
Speaker 2: a chill bride and really just wanted her guest to
Speaker 2: be relaxed throughout the wedding. But the idea and this
Speaker 2: is like do you, I don't know, you didn't.
Speaker 1: Have this role. You didn't have a like no cell
Speaker 1: phone rule at your wedding. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know how I feel about it, because I
Speaker 2: always go back to this. At the Master's you can't
Speaker 2: have your cell phone and everyone is locked in and
Speaker 2: like focused on the event and like very much present.
Speaker 2: And I understand, you know, if you have a child
Speaker 2: or you have to like have your phone by you
Speaker 2: for emergency purposes. But I kind of like the idea
Speaker 2: of not having phones during the ceremony so you can
Speaker 2: like not be doing this. And then I don't know,
Speaker 2: or like if someone posted a picture or a video
Speaker 2: of my wedding before I even got to right, you know,
Speaker 2: we had that because you couldn't. And I'm sure Olivia
Speaker 2: was in Vogue. I'm a nobody compared to that, but
Speaker 2: she you don't see any pictures like I follow Greg,
Speaker 2: I follow some you know, use check and kill, and
Speaker 2: they didn't post ceremony. It's always like Vogue has to
Speaker 2: post it first because they got the rights on it,
Speaker 2: with the dratt and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: I believe, I'm not. I haven't been that makes you Vogue,
Speaker 1: but that kind of was ours.
Speaker 2: Like people was like, hey, if people could, people could
Speaker 2: refrain from putting it until you did. And I think
Speaker 2: that's actually a perfect way to say it, like don't
Speaker 2: post until the people of the yeah ceremony or that
Speaker 2: are hosting the event do.
Speaker 1: I think that's the proper protocol.
Speaker 2: Yeah, some phones cud. There's such a blessing and occurs.
Speaker 2: It's like you want a document. Even yesterday at Max party,
Speaker 2: this is me filming everything. Oh oh, I appreciated it
Speaker 2: because I didn't. I did take it well because you're
Speaker 2: present at your well, but I'm also worrying about the
Speaker 2: white wine and my son and like you were so
Speaker 2: great ouh my god it curse at and final thing goes.
Speaker 1: Put your head up. Clos was taking to get closer?
Speaker 2: You know, I don't know well, because I'd love you
Speaker 2: for to tell me Aaron squatting down by the high chair,
Speaker 2: for Max playing with his cake, Jared and her taking
Speaker 2: a picture. But I'm like, what I'm saying is you're
Speaker 2: not want you don't gonna want to say I love you,
Speaker 2: so yeah, back, that's you don't need to be nine
Speaker 2: se talking and Jarrett's let's just work our angles. There
Speaker 2: is nothing good, friend, There is nothing like angles are
Speaker 2: everything in a photo. I mean a filter too, but
Speaker 2: angles have a photo like you worked that things right way.
Speaker 2: Well I don't know about that, but like I just
Speaker 2: am really mindful. You never want to be on the end. No,
Speaker 2: I'm thinking of the Taylor Swift one and that's you
Speaker 2: were so good because you'll grab a phone and be like,
Speaker 2: she's gonna hate this, and I'm like, I don't even
Speaker 2: need to see it because you know what I'm gonna like,
Speaker 2: don't you don't want to be on the end in
Speaker 2: the middle, Push that butt back and just give me
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Speaker 2: I'm serious. The last thing I'm gonna say. If you've
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