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Speaker 1: Kutbooms.

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Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes

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Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants

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Speaker 2: of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He

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Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the

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Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow, it's the clearinghouse

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Speaker 2: of hot takes. Break free for something special. The Fifth

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Speaker 2: Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.

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Speaker 1: In the air everywhere.

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Speaker 3: The Fifth Hour with Me, Big Ben and Danny g Radio.

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Speaker 3: Happy Saturday, as the fun continues. No days off, no

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Speaker 3: days off on this the twenty second day of June.

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Speaker 3: It is National Onion Ring Day today. It's a very

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Speaker 3: important holiday. Please celebrate appropriately.

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Speaker 4: Can you have onion rings without ranch?

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Speaker 1: That's wrong, that's the bad answer.

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Speaker 4: To hell, do you dip onion rings in because it

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Speaker 4: is a proven, proven barbecue sauce. No, it's a scientifical

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Speaker 4: fact that you have to dip onion rings into a

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Speaker 3: That's the wrong answer. And when an onion ring is

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Speaker 3: made properly, you don't need you do not need the ranch.

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Speaker 3: Justsing now. Unpopular opinion to some, but I will share

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Speaker 3: my opinion. Anyway on this National Onion Ring Day. To me,

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Speaker 3: the onion ring should be thin, not thick.

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Speaker 4: The I agree, I agree, okay, all right.

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Speaker 3: And when they're too thick, it's the crust fells off.

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Speaker 1: And it's a big mess.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't like the onion thick, and I don't

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Speaker 3: So get your onion all the way slash stuff is. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: there's that fine sweet spot. Now did you know that

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Speaker 3: fun facts. The onion ring goes back. The earliest recorded

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Speaker 3: recipe for an onion ring goes back to eighteen o two.

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Speaker 3: Eighteen o two, someone named John Mollard.

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Speaker 4: This zy bastard just dipped an onion into.

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Speaker 3: The recipe, had fried onions with parmersan cheese in his

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Speaker 3: this podcast is the story about McDonald's. Remember that story, Danny,

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Speaker 3: That McDonald's had opportunities to add the onion rings to

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Speaker 3: it because they make so much money from their fries.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they got good onion rings.

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Speaker 3: They've got pretty good onion rings. I'm trying to think

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Speaker 4: Also, if you want to go like an onion ring,

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Speaker 4: What is it?

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Speaker 3: with jet who fled? Are we being either invaded by aliens?

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Speaker 3: But let me just tell you what I saw was

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Speaker 4: I thought you were going to say you called nine

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Speaker 3: I have called nine one one a few times when

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Speaker 3: would have sent this to you probably a while ago,

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Speaker 4: That's what separates us from the other podcasts.

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Speaker 1: We keep it real. That's what we do.

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Speaker 3: Of course, now I can't find it. I mean, oh

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Speaker 4: Take my compliment back.

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Speaker 3: All right, No, no, I'm gonna send it to you

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Speaker 3: right now. Just see. Tell me this does not look

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Speaker 4: Just driving along, I have a funny feeling that what

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Speaker 4: you're sending me is something I saw. Okay other people

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Speaker 1: Probably probably so, yes, probably so yes.

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Speaker 4: I saw this on social media.

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Speaker 3: Well I didn't know about it. That is a a

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Speaker 4: Did this launch from Vandenburg?

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Speaker 3: Yes, okay, launched from Vanderburgh. And I will not name

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Speaker 3: I didn't bring this up to him and I will

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Speaker 3: not name him, but can one get a dui? If

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Speaker 4: Once the car is on, they can give you a

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Speaker 4: Yeah, taking a nap, you know you're you're trying to sleep.

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Speaker 4: It says based on the ruling and Mercer Versus Department

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Speaker 3: one odd metal for testing to uh uh, it's to

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Speaker 3: a TV show Danny on Discovery Channel Alien Encounters Fact

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Speaker 4: So they claimed, big, guys that're looking at us, there

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Speaker 4: you go. It's like Man in Black came to life,

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Speaker 4: because everything they joke about being true has come true.

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Speaker 4: There's like an apol person beside it.

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Speaker 3: If you see an alien, take a selfie with with

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Speaker 4: I'm in command. Last Saturday night, we could have really

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Speaker 4: We get into one of the lots. No signage doesn't

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Speaker 1: One hundred dollars to see And how long is the concert?

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Speaker 4: My wife had that same reaction and I said, sorry, babe,

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Speaker 4: Get away from me. We walk into Sofar. You've been there, right,

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Speaker 4: A week before the concert. She got it because we're

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Speaker 4: for a long time. Luke Combs is one of her

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Speaker 4: of them. They were standing up taking turns, taking greats.

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Speaker 4: They looked like my grandmother would have called them hussies.

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Speaker 4: We had the best laugh about, though, Ben is when

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Speaker 1: Men and women take selfies differently.

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Speaker 3: When Lebron set the scoring record for the NBA scoring record,

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Speaker 3: Was JJ Reddick at that game? Was he broadcasting that game?

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Speaker 3: Probably not. Congratulations on your new coach, big news in Lakerland.

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Speaker 1: You hired a podcast as your coach.

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Speaker 4: Congratulations, and I'd like to congratulate you on that ty

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Speaker 4: Leu extension.

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Speaker 1: Hey, that's fine. We got Jeff van Gundy, so that's

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Speaker 3: Van Gunday in the house and Gunday like like that move.

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Speaker 4: Why not?

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Speaker 3: Hey, it's funny you mentioned the target in Englewood. Ever

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And my girl's theory was they can get away

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Speaker 3: That is generally true. But I do remember when I

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Speaker 1: Pretty pretty crazy.

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Speaker 4: A lot of families they would have signs out on

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And they'd sit there in lawn chairs or beach

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Speaker 4: Why not.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure they do it in Inglewood too.

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Speaker 3: The problem with Ingwood is you you're fine going to

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Speaker 3: But the idiom of.

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Speaker 1: The week idiom.

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Speaker 3: Of all right, So the idiom of the week here

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Speaker 3: cry uncle, as requested by Pierre from Springfield. The term

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Speaker 3: which is generally like a wrestling term, whether your thumb

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Speaker 3: wrestling or having a real wrestling match, cry uncle. So

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Speaker 3: there's a couple of different theories in play here on

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Speaker 3: the origin of this particular idiom, this phrase, a lot

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Speaker 3: of speculation about it. The term which is universally recognized

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Speaker 3: as you're conceding. It's a concession speech, I give up

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Speaker 3: that kind of thing. It goes back to the late

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Speaker 3: nineteenth century and was used as a focal point in

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Speaker 3: a joke originally and as the story goes Once upon

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Speaker 3: a time, a long long time ago, in a land

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Speaker 3: far far away, a gentleman was boasting that his parrot

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Speaker 3: would repeat anything he told the bird. For example, he

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Speaker 3: told the parrots several times before some friends to say uncle,

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Speaker 3: but the parrot would not repeat it. In anger, he

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Speaker 3: seized the bird, and, half twisting the bird's neck, said

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Speaker 3: say uncle, you beggar, and threw him into the bird

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Speaker 3: pen there and in which he had ten prize birds.

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Speaker 3: Shortly afterwards, thinking he had killed the bird, he came

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Speaker 3: over to the bird cage, and much to his surprise,

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Speaker 3: he found nine of the birds dead on the floor

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Speaker 3: with their necks rung, and the parrot standing on the tenth,

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Speaker 3: twisting his neck and screaming.

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Speaker 1: Say uncle, you beggar, Say uncle, Yeah, that sounds like

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Speaker 1: bull crap.

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Speaker 3: Now. Other versions of the stories is a man whose

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Speaker 3: niece had convinced him in to coerced him. I guess

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Speaker 3: this is a better word, coerced them into buying a parrot.

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Speaker 3: Succeeded in getting a bird that was warranteed as a

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Speaker 3: good talker, guaranteed it was a good talker, and all

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Speaker 3: this stuff. And so there was that, and then there's

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Speaker 3: also a theory that goes back to the Roman Empire

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Speaker 3: in which children confronted by bullies would be forced to say.

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Speaker 1: Patrue or uncle or my best.

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Speaker 3: Uncle in order to be freed. So there's a couple

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Speaker 3: of different versions on that. But I don't believe the

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Speaker 3: parrot one. I think that's bull crap. Makes a lot

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Speaker 3: of sense to me. I think that's ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: But cry uncle the idiom of the week.

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Speaker 3: Okay, we'll get out having wonderful rest of your Saturday.

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Speaker 3: We'll be back on Sunday tomorrow with another brand spank

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Speaker 3: anew podcast.

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Speaker 4: You're gonna have shorts on today. It's in the low

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Speaker 4: nineties in most of southern California.

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Speaker 1: I'm living the life. What are you talking about?

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Speaker 3: At the ac going you get the shorts on, enjoying

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Speaker 3: the beautiful weather. You gotta do it right. We pay

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Speaker 3: a lot in taxes and all that. Although the way,

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Speaker 3: it's pretty nice everywhere. Right, it's not really bad anywhere

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Speaker 3: at this point. Maybe a little too hot, but you'd

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Speaker 3: rather have that than the opposite. Anyway, have a great

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Speaker 3: arrest of your day. We'll talk to you tomorrow later.

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Speaker 4: Skater population