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Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. Already on an asked Doctor Jesse Friday

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Speaker 1: gonna be a great weekend? Why? Oh, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I didn't I didn't have anything specific. I just feel

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Speaker 1: like it's gonna be a great week Remember you can

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Speaker 1: email us your love, your hatred, death threats Jesse at

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show Dot comments. Get back to some asked

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Speaker 1: Doctor Jesse questions, as we're all being spied on by

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Speaker 1: Chinese satellite, great leader and teacher of the masses. Last

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Speaker 1: week during your discourse on Doolittle, my dime commented that

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Speaker 1: you're an outstanding teacher. I don't know about that. So

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Speaker 1: here's a question for the symmetrical professor. Was Churchill wrong

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Speaker 1: pushing an alliance with Stalin? We could have stalled the

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Speaker 1: liberation of France and not sent tons of armaments to Russia,

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Speaker 1: thereby making Hitler defeat the Commulator, a Hitler defeat by

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Speaker 1: the Communists more likely with a decimated and overextended Germany

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Speaker 1: German army in Russia. Couldn't we then have taken France

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Speaker 1: and the low countries? We had nuclear bombs, so on

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Speaker 1: and so forth looking at the accelerating communist dominance in

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Speaker 1: today's world, wouldn't a stalemate with the Nazis have been

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Speaker 1: a better alternative? Well, all right, let's deal with a

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Speaker 1: couple of things, because this is a common thing people

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Speaker 1: talk about today. I've even heard people flat out and said,

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Speaker 1: did we back the wrong horse or something like that. Okay, one,

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Speaker 1: let's deal with it. From Churchill's perspective, we look at

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Speaker 1: things like nine to eleven and things like Pearl Harbor

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Speaker 1: and we are aghast angry these things. That's what it

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Speaker 1: makes us feel. It We feel like like we just

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Speaker 1: got stung by a bee, which is not a small deal.

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Speaker 1: I've been stung by plenty of them. Comes I'm stupid,

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Speaker 1: I'm always and I was a kid and always always

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Speaker 1: messing with him in hornets and whatnot. I remember one

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Speaker 1: time I found a hornet's nest in the ground and

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Speaker 1: thought I could stick a stick in the hole and

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Speaker 1: then they couldn't get out and get me. But it

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Speaker 1: turns out they could get out anyway. It doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: But we feel like we've been stung by a bee.

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Speaker 1: Al that hurts. I'm mad about it. It is smarting,

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Speaker 1: but it's not the end of the world. Let's keep

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Speaker 1: in mind, for Britain, world War two was potentially the

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Speaker 1: end of the world. Britain did not have a large army.

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Speaker 1: Britain's army they did have, almost could have been wiped

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Speaker 1: out at Dunkirk. It was saved, but even then Hitler

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Speaker 1: was trying to finish Britain off. We know about the

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Speaker 1: Battle of Britain and the Great British raf their air

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Speaker 1: force that fought off the Germans, but man, if that

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Speaker 1: a Britain. So from Churchill's perspective, he wasn't fighting World

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Speaker 1: War Two the same way we were. And I'm not

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Speaker 1: dogging our commitment to World War Two. Lord knows, we

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Speaker 1: gave up enough money and blood and things like that.

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Speaker 1: I'm not dogging on that. But we were always fighting

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Speaker 1: World War Two because we wanted to win World War Two.

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Speaker 1: Britain was fighting World War two because they wanted to

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Speaker 1: keep remaining Britain. That's a different we Americans don't have

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Speaker 1: because we have been so blessed by God, not only

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Speaker 1: We've been so blessed by God that we just quite

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Speaker 1: frankly can't relate to people in other nations around the

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Speaker 1: country may exists tomorrow. How many Ukrainians right now, we're

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Speaker 1: They don't know. Could be Ukraine, could be Russia, they

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Speaker 1: don't know. People are living that out today. All the

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Speaker 1: arguments you make against the Communists are valid, but at

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Speaker 1: the time, with the information we had, the Nazis were

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Speaker 1: considered more aggressive and more of a threat. But this

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Speaker 1: always goes back to something else. And this is an

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Speaker 1: interesting question when you do an alternate history. It's an interesting,

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Speaker 1: spicy question. Remember this about Nazi Germany. When I say

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Speaker 1: Nazis or I say Germany, what do you picture? Almost

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Speaker 1: everyone the first thing you picture is the Holocaust. It's

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Speaker 1: either the first thing you picture, or it's in the

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Speaker 1: top two or three. It just is, okay, the mass execution,

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Speaker 1: attempted genocide of Jews, and that's obviously pretty much the

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Speaker 1: The mass execution of Jews. The decision to execute every

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Speaker 1: just who he was. But Hitler wanted to deport them.

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Speaker 1: they killed Jews all over Europe and all over Russia

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Speaker 1: Winston Churchill for saying, hey, let's Backstalin. He's fighting the

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Speaker 1: eight out of every nine Nazis killed in World War

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Speaker 1: Two was actually killed by the dirty scumbag communists. The

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Speaker 1: Soviet Union is what killed him. Because people don't realize,

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Speaker 1: especially people in America, don't realize how much of that

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Speaker 1: vast quantity, the vast majority of that war was fought there.

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Speaker 1: The most Nazis that died, they died in Russia. That's

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Speaker 1: where they died. As far as we go, we made

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Speaker 1: huge errors, But our huge errors weren't necessarily with that.

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Speaker 1: In my opinion, our errors were with FDR because he

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Speaker 1: was half a communist himself. He had more sympathies for

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Speaker 1: on purpose to go into Berlin. You know, we didn't

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Speaker 1: have to let the Soviets take Berlin. US and the

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Speaker 1: Brits could have pushed forward and taken it so the

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Speaker 1: had that Eastern Western Germany thing, all those Eastern European

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Speaker 1: But FDR chose to let him have it. Chose to

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Speaker 1: go a different route and let him have it and

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Speaker 1: man alive. Whole lot of people died because of that.

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Speaker 1: Whole lot of people. Doctor Jesse Elite of the airwaves.

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Speaker 1: I have a food related pet peeve to share cold bread.

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Speaker 1: Is there any excuse for a restaurant to serve cold

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Speaker 1: bread with a meal? I believe bread served in every

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Speaker 1: restaurant and private reverence residence all over the world should

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Speaker 1: melt butter. Do you agree? Okay? He said, I'm enjoying

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Speaker 1: As his name is Keith, I actually put lippowder from chalk.

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Speaker 1: in a cup of coffee. That's actually a really good

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Speaker 1: idea anyway. Okay, the warm bread thing. If you're a

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Speaker 1: probably not going to be around very long because it

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Speaker 1: just takes nothing to slip it in the oven at

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Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty degrees for a couple of minutes.

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Speaker 1: Let's focus more on the butter restaurants. What are you doing?

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Speaker 1: What are you doing serving me cold butter? Cold butter.

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Speaker 1: You know what it is? Cold butter is an announcement

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Speaker 1: that you actually are just there for show, and you're

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Speaker 1: not there to provide a good eating experience. Why are

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Speaker 1: you bringing me bread while also bringing me butter that

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Speaker 1: is not ready to be spread on the bread? How

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Speaker 1: dare you? How dare you? Sir? What? Chris? No, there's

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Speaker 1: no excuses for it, all right, Jesse? The RNC, he says,

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Speaker 1: I quit giving to the RNC some fifteen years ago.

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Speaker 1: So me saying I will never give money to those

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Speaker 1: low t losers means little. Do you think we can

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Speaker 1: get enough other Republicans to quit to also force change? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I've had a bunch of these, especially after Ronald McDaniel

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Speaker 1: got reelected again head of the RNC. Jesse. I hate

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Speaker 1: the RNC. Jesse. Let's defund the RNC, Jesse. Why can't

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Speaker 1: we defund the RNC? All right? Do you want to

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Speaker 1: have a tough talk? Why doesn't this happen? How does

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Speaker 1: RONA McDaniel keep going back after losing and losing and losing.

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Speaker 1: How does the RNC continue to have any budget at all?

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Speaker 1: After all the ways and all the times they have

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Speaker 1: done us wrong? There are two parts to this answer,

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Speaker 1: and both parts they're going to kind of hurt to hear,

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Speaker 1: but they are both. They're both true. Do you want

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Speaker 1: to know why? I'll tell you why a second. Before

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Speaker 1: We talk a lot about emergency food. Making sure you

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Speaker 1: What I don't think I stress enough is this. Please

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Speaker 1: me and tell me that's fine, but you don't need

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Speaker 1: go do that good, good, good. But they ship it

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Speaker 1: all right? The RNC, why can't we defund it? Hang on?

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show The Jesse Kelly Show. On an asked

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Speaker 1: how handsome I am. Now, someone wants to defund the

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Speaker 1: RNC and wants to know if we can do it.

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Speaker 1: The answer to that question is no, And there's a

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Speaker 1: two part answer. Why one This isn't even the worst part,

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Speaker 1: but this is one of the bad reasons why the

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Speaker 1: RNC survives. A bunch on big money donors, massive money donors.

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Speaker 1: But why do they keep donating? Why don't they back off?

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Speaker 1: Why don't they back off? Well, here's something you need

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Speaker 1: to understand about some, not all, but some of the

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Speaker 1: big money donors in politics, Some rich guys. They're there

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Speaker 1: lots of times, not because they believe as much in

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Speaker 1: Now this is something people forget, but this is the truth.

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Speaker 1: This is the truth. Celebrities still get star struck meeting

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Speaker 1: They're on some good Get yourself a good pair. Spend

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Speaker 1: some money, you get a good pair of cowboy boots.

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Speaker 1: Where's some cowboy boots? Where? Anything? Just the ballet flats

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Speaker 1: have to go? All right? They do? They have to go,

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Speaker 1: look fellas, Maybe maybe you're still not sure? Well, do

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Speaker 1: you want to sound like this? You know, climate change

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Speaker 1: just gets worse every year as long as you continue emissions.

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Speaker 1: A pandemic do you think he let them wear ballet

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Speaker 1: flats on Epstein Island? I bet we're likely to go

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Speaker 1: a fair period of time without either unnaturally allegedly you're

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Speaker 1: intentionally caused pandemic. But when it does strike, you know,

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Speaker 1: we saw tens of millions of lives and tens of

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Speaker 1: trillions of dollars. Fortunately, the cost to be ready for

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Speaker 1: the next pandemic is a rounding. There compared to what

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Speaker 1: it takes to retool the modern economy. I bet Melinda

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Speaker 1: Gates had nothing but ballet flats on. I bet that's

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Speaker 1: partly why they got a divorce, on top of the

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Speaker 1: fact he had a close relationship with international sex trafficker

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey Epsol solve climate change, so you know, preparation for earthquakes, pandemics.

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Speaker 1: Governments are responsible for their people's welfare, and so a

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Speaker 1: most investment should make us able to not have a

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Speaker 1: severe pandemic. My goodness, tea levels are so low. They're

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Speaker 1: so low. Every time I listened to Bill Gates they

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Speaker 1: get lower. All right, enough enough, dear cheeseburger meister. A

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Speaker 1: few days ago, you played a hilarious sound clip of

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Speaker 1: Fetterman yelling and mutoring gibberish as only Fetterman can. You

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Speaker 1: said you were going to add it to the soundboard,

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Speaker 1: but haven't heard it since. Oh, let me correct you,

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Speaker 1: my friend. It has been officially added as one of

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Speaker 1: the permanent fixtures to the soundboard. I miss it. I

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Speaker 1: miss it when Senator Cucumber was out on the campaign

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Speaker 1: trail and they tried to keep him hidden at all times.

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Speaker 1: Man Chris, we really should have come up with This

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Speaker 1: is a failure on our part. We should have come

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Speaker 1: up with a Fetterman's greatest hits of all the times.

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Speaker 1: He just completely lost his Oh we can still do that,

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Speaker 1: Yes we can't. We should. And now people may be

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Speaker 1: tempted to say, oh, but the campaign's over. That doesn't

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Speaker 1: mean we have to stop being mean just because they're

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Speaker 1: not campaigning anymore. Now is the time we should be

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Speaker 1: extra mean. Look, this is too Remember the debate. Remember

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Speaker 1: the debate. Now, OZZ sucked because OZ sucks. You know,

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Speaker 1: thanks a lot. That was a great endorsement anyway, OZZ sucks.

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Speaker 1: But Fetterman gave the worst debate performance and the history

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Speaker 1: of the United States of America. Wrap your mind around that.

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Speaker 1: You witnessed that this year, well last year, because it

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Speaker 1: was twenty twenty two, but you witnessed that. Remember, he

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Speaker 1: couldn't talk and he kept having these weird pauses. It

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Speaker 1: didn't and didn't look right. You could tell in his

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Speaker 1: mind that he didn't even know where he was. It

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Speaker 1: was great. I mean, it's terrible. I feel bad for him,

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Speaker 1: but it was it was really great. It was where

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Speaker 1: all right, we only have one more segment for asked

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Speaker 1: doctor Jesse questions. That means we gotta churn them and

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Speaker 1: burn him. You ready for this? Gear up? It's time?

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Speaker 1: Hang on what, Chris? We can make jokes? It's fine,

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Speaker 1: You got that right? The Jesse Kelly Show. It is

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Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly's Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: On an ask doctor Jesse Friday, all right, we gotta

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Speaker 1: go through as many of these as we can possibly

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Speaker 1: go through. All right, you're ready? Gear up? Here we

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Speaker 1: roll and now here's a headline. But you know, you

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Speaker 1: know the thing emails we didn't get to you. Dear

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Speaker 1: god of product placement? What is that supposed to mean? Chris?

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Speaker 1: What does he mean by that? It's a compliment? All right?

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Speaker 1: I'm taking that as a dear god of product placement.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't say I'm a I wouldn't say I'm a

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Speaker 1: god of product placement. You don't ever want to you

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Speaker 1: don't ever want to call yourself a god. Maybe you

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Speaker 1: could call me a tower of product placement, which reminds me.

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Speaker 1: For eleven dollars a month, you can donate to Tunnel

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Speaker 1: to Towers and you can help provide homes for catastrophically

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Speaker 1: injured veterans for gold Star Widows first responder families, eleven

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Speaker 1: dollars a month is virtually nothing. That's one trip to Starbucks.

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Speaker 1: If you go to T the number two T dot org,

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Speaker 1: you can sign up and give it automatically and you

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Speaker 1: will never have to think about it again. That'll be

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Speaker 1: you eleven bucks a month, every single month to tunnel

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Speaker 1: to towers T the number two T dot org. All right, anyway,

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Speaker 1: Tower of Product Placement onto the email you were talking

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Speaker 1: Wednesday about mentioning prices to my normy neighbor. I actually

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Speaker 1: did something similar to my friend recently. He votes Democrat.

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Speaker 1: He despises all the trans stuff and spending and basically

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Speaker 1: everything that's happening right now. I looked him in the

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Speaker 1: eye and said, you voted for this. He scoffed and said, well,

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Speaker 1: I don't want this stuff. I said again, you voted

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Speaker 1: for the party that has implemented all of this at

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Speaker 1: sure as heck, wasn't Republicans that did this. I swear

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Speaker 1: you could hear the gears in his head grinding. I

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Speaker 1: think I may have actually made a lightbulb go off

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Speaker 1: in his tiny brain. The Democrats don't campaign on what

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Speaker 1: they implement. It's constant. Republicans are races speak it's homophobes.

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Speaker 1: Our normy neighbors don't pay attention like us. They hear

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Speaker 1: that and don't want to be labeled like that, so

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Speaker 1: they vote Democrat even though they don't support what Democrats do.

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Speaker 1: We don't need to be screaming on the sidebox, but

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Speaker 1: we need to speak up where we can listen. Maybe

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Speaker 1: this is the campaign we should begin, a direct, maybe rude,

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Speaker 1: maybe not campaign of when friends and family who vote

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Speaker 1: Democrat complain about things that are the result of Democrat policies,

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Speaker 1: a simple you voted for this, you voted for this,

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Speaker 1: you voted for this. What if we chose to embark

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Speaker 1: on a campaign of our own. You see, what we've

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Speaker 1: had in this country is in an endless, decades long

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Speaker 1: campaign of shame for you and the things you believe. Oh,

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Speaker 1: you stupid right wingers. Do you actually don't believe in

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Speaker 1: man made climate change? You're stupid. You don't believe America's racist,

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Speaker 1: You're stupid. You don't believe America's misogynistic. You're stupid. You

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Speaker 1: believe in deporting illegal immigrants. You're a monster. You're this,

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Speaker 1: You're that. Oh, you believe in family? You're so gross.

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Speaker 1: Oh you believe God created the earth? What an anti

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Speaker 1: science idiot. And so they've created the culture where we

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Speaker 1: have become silent because they've been the conversational aggressors. What

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Speaker 1: if we choose to be aggressive back and choose to

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Speaker 1: reverse that shame. I personally have a couple of Democrat friends,

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Speaker 1: not super close, but people who run in my circles.

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Speaker 1: They don't talk politics anymore. Why last few times they

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Speaker 1: did it? And it wasn't just me. I know what

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Speaker 1: you're thinking. It wasn't just me. They were viciously met

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Speaker 1: with some scorn along the lines of this is you,

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Speaker 1: you did it. I've told you forever. One of the

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Speaker 1: biggest voting blocks we're missing on the right is the

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Speaker 1: older democrat. You Democrats that are hate listening right now.

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Speaker 1: Fifty sixty seventy years old, voted for JFK. Parents did

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Speaker 1: and whatnot. You don't have any relation to this party.

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Speaker 1: You don't share any values with this party of communist monsters,

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Speaker 1: now none, Yet you go keep voting for them. Why

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Speaker 1: because mom did? Because you've always done it. Wake up

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Speaker 1: all this crap you see out there. You're mad that

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Speaker 1: China is busy thumbing their nose at us right now.

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Speaker 1: There's flying a spy drone over here, just giving it

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Speaker 1: to us publicly in front of the whole world. You're

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Speaker 1: mad about that? Why you mad? You voted for it?

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Speaker 1: Do your midlife crisis car having designer dog, owning makeup wearing,

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Speaker 1: part time radio hosts. It's not nice. I've been researching

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Speaker 1: Roman emperors and currently on a Montrajian. Which are the

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Speaker 1: Roman emperors do you find most fascinating and why? I

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Speaker 1: always found Caligula to be the most fascinating for a

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Speaker 1: bunch of different reasons. Everyone knows the horror stories about

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Speaker 1: Caligula and the horrible perversions and things like that. People

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Speaker 1: people understand that. But one of the things that's crazy

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Speaker 1: is there are a lot of indications out there, and

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Speaker 1: you never know. Because it's such old history, you never

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Speaker 1: know what you can read or what you can't. There

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Speaker 1: are a lot of indications out there that Caligula was

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Speaker 1: going to be a very good emperor and was a

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Speaker 1: good man until he either got poisoned or got sick,

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Speaker 1: and we don't know the answer to this. He was

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Speaker 1: relatively normal when he started taking over. Remember Caligula was

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Speaker 1: a term of endearment as a child. His father was

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Speaker 1: a Roman general, and he would As a child he

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Speaker 1: was in the Roman camps with all the Roman soldiers,

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Speaker 1: and they loved him, and they named him Calligila. It

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Speaker 1: means little boots because he little Roman soldier outfits around

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Speaker 1: them called him little boots. When he took over, he

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Speaker 1: did some good things right off the bat, and then

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Speaker 1: he ate a meal one night, and there was again

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Speaker 1: it's described differently depending on who you read. Either he

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Speaker 1: was poisoned or something happened. He was basically in a

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Speaker 1: coma for a little while, and when he came out

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Speaker 1: he was never the same. Now, maybe that was paranoid

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Speaker 1: from what he thought was an assassination attempt or something

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Speaker 1: like that. But I find that little thing to be

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Speaker 1: totally fascinating. Was this monster of history? Was he going

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Speaker 1: to be like a normal dude and then he got

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Speaker 1: poisoned and turned into one of How many more people

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Speaker 1: are more reviled throughout history than Caligula? There are some, man,

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Speaker 1: there aren't many. He gotta be on the top ten

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Speaker 1: list of virtually everybody's fascinating, right, Dear world famous author,

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Speaker 1: By the way, I appreciate everybody's telling me that, but

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Speaker 1: I'm only world famous that the book goes to number one.

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Speaker 1: That's to go to number one. Get out there, pre

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Speaker 1: order your book. Jesse Kelly book dot com. Jesse Kelly

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Speaker 1: book dot com. It's the anti Communist Manifesto. It's not

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Speaker 1: a favor. I'm not asking for favors. I'm asking to

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Speaker 1: buy for you to buy the blueprint on how we

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Speaker 1: fight back against these trash people and maybe laugh once

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Speaker 1: or twice throughout the book. I'd get word we should

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Speaker 1: be cleared now with all the legal hurdles, Chris, there

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Speaker 1: are definitely there are some people and some edities who

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Speaker 1: might sue, so they are definitely gearing up for that.

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Speaker 1: So that's that's something that's something to think about. But

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Speaker 1: if you think I held you think I don't hold

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Speaker 1: back here, imagine what I did in print. Hey, we

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Speaker 1: had to laid out for all these pieces of trash.

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Speaker 1: Jesse kellybook dot Com. I'll shoot I actually threw that

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Speaker 1: one away before I read it. Hold on Africa, I

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Speaker 1: know the show's almost over. I'm trying to get to it.

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Speaker 1: I'd like to congratulate you, but my twenty two year

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Speaker 1: old younger brother is published as well, So I'm not

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Speaker 1: that impressed. That's not very nice. You love red lobster,

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Speaker 1: so on and so forth. What do I think about

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Speaker 1: cheesecake factory. I like cheesecake factory. But the problem with

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Speaker 1: cheesecake factory is one it's very expensive, and two the

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Speaker 1: menus almost too big. When you're doing that many things,

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Speaker 1: it tells me you're not doing any particular thing very well.

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Speaker 1: Don't spread yourself too thin, and don't focus on politics

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Speaker 1: this weekend. Get rid of this political crap. You go,

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Speaker 1: I phone, put your phone down for the weekend. All right,

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Speaker 1: that's all.