1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:02,480 Speaker 1: I try my best to not be a typical man. 2 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:06,400 Speaker 1: Thank you a decent job. You know how guys like 3 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:09,319 Speaker 1: to speak for women. Yeah, I try to only speak 4 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:14,360 Speaker 1: from experience on anything, really, because in order to know 5 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:16,880 Speaker 1: what someone is going through, you've got to walk a 6 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:20,840 Speaker 1: mile in their shoes. It's a jewels show and due 7 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:24,640 Speaker 1: to recent events, my co host and my wife Alex 8 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:26,680 Speaker 1: and I joining several dating apps in our quest to 9 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:30,920 Speaker 1: find a how should I say it, someone suitable to 10 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:34,760 Speaker 1: join us for the Holy Trinity three is not a 11 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:38,720 Speaker 1: crowd as far as we're concerned. Anyway, I've seen how 12 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:42,479 Speaker 1: terrible dating apps are for women, yep, like firsthand. Now, 13 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:44,720 Speaker 1: I can't even imagine what you go through. So I 14 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:46,680 Speaker 1: feel like I've walked a mile in some very nice 15 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:49,199 Speaker 1: Tory birch flatts, and I can't tell you that it's 16 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:51,479 Speaker 1: hard out there for a lady pimp for sure. But 17 00:00:51,479 --> 00:00:53,440 Speaker 1: we're about to help all the dudes out there today 18 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:56,520 Speaker 1: and let all our single female listeners know that we 19 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,960 Speaker 1: feel your pain. We do now that Alex and I 20 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:03,760 Speaker 1: have joined a dating so we'll go over Alex's dudes 21 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:06,600 Speaker 1: and don'ts for guys on dating apps, and trust me 22 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:09,480 Speaker 1: I've seen it now. There are a lot of don'ts. Yeah, 23 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:12,200 Speaker 1: it's bad, and it's not just because I signed up 24 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:14,000 Speaker 1: right now for these dating apps from before two from 25 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:16,440 Speaker 1: what I remember, Yeah, I forgot you a single once, 26 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:18,760 Speaker 1: you know, I was a little bit. It's weird, you know, 27 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:20,200 Speaker 1: because Alex and I decided to do this. If you 28 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:21,640 Speaker 1: didn't if you didn't hear us talk about it on 29 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:23,640 Speaker 1: the show, you got to go check the podcast. Decided 30 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:26,800 Speaker 1: to try to find a it's hard to figure out 31 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:28,560 Speaker 1: what to say. Again, it's my beded judgment, I like 32 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:31,400 Speaker 1: to point out was against it, but it happened anyway. 33 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:33,800 Speaker 1: But we joined these apps and instantly because pictures of 34 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:37,000 Speaker 1: Alex are on there. It's just notification after notification after notification, 35 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:39,759 Speaker 1: I felt like I felt so popular and so much 36 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:43,600 Speaker 1: although it wasn't me, but I felt so bad for 37 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:45,959 Speaker 1: every woman out there because it is just a barrage 38 00:01:45,959 --> 00:01:49,080 Speaker 1: of undesirables, have weirdos that hit you up. And I 39 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:52,200 Speaker 1: have like a lot of don'ts as far as the 40 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:55,160 Speaker 1: profile picture goes, you know, because it's the first impression, 41 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:58,360 Speaker 1: it's important minute forget that yeah and my okay, so 42 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:02,280 Speaker 1: for my first don't yeah, is don't wear a cowboy hats. 43 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:08,560 Speaker 1: She's not over exaggerating. How many people are doing that? Why, 44 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:11,840 Speaker 1: you know, I'm not sure there's not many cowboys. Is 45 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:14,359 Speaker 1: it America just filled with cowboys? Now? I don't think 46 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:17,920 Speaker 1: so anymore, But there are so many dudes wearing cowboy hats? Yeah? No. 47 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:20,600 Speaker 1: And then also, okay, so guys do this a lot, 48 00:02:20,639 --> 00:02:22,919 Speaker 1: and they just post a picture of like their entire 49 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:25,480 Speaker 1: full face, like nothing around them. It's just just a face. 50 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:28,239 Speaker 1: It's just like a super close picture of their Faceack 51 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:30,639 Speaker 1: it up. Yeah, that's even closer than a mug shot. 52 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:32,160 Speaker 1: It's way closer than a mug shot. It's just like 53 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:34,079 Speaker 1: the whole picture is just the face. They're super close 54 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:36,680 Speaker 1: to the face. You can't even see the cheeks, you know, 55 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:40,440 Speaker 1: it's just eyes, nose, mouth. It looks like a creep 56 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:43,200 Speaker 1: peering in your window. I don't know what woman is 57 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:46,520 Speaker 1: going to want it? And statistically everyone looks better from 58 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:49,920 Speaker 1: a distance, that's true. Yeah, it's just not a good angle. Okay, 59 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,320 Speaker 1: here's another one. There's a big don't I'm ready for me. 60 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:54,560 Speaker 1: Don't be smoking in your profile picture. I don't care 61 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:56,920 Speaker 1: if it's cigarettes or weed. Really to me. It's just 62 00:02:56,960 --> 00:03:00,680 Speaker 1: like come on, ye, or like a handful of cash. 63 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:03,919 Speaker 1: They never grew up and that's whypening the camera off. 64 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:06,760 Speaker 1: Big No, those lots of guys live in the camera. 65 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:08,880 Speaker 1: Are they trying to pick up sixteen year olds too? 66 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:11,760 Speaker 1: High school girls? That was like three and one you guys. 67 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:14,640 Speaker 1: No smoking, no cash, no flipping up the camera. Oh 68 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:17,720 Speaker 1: my god. Okay, okay, so I'm gonna I'm carrying on 69 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,280 Speaker 1: another One of my big don'ts for dating apps for guys, 70 00:03:21,919 --> 00:03:25,000 Speaker 1: is I just want a picture of you something right, 71 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:28,040 Speaker 1: yourself and the main picture of your profile, not like 72 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:29,960 Speaker 1: pictures of like a Christmas tree with lights on it, 73 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:34,160 Speaker 1: or or just like a random like cable box on 74 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:36,920 Speaker 1: the side of the street. Yeah, you know, we all 75 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:39,200 Speaker 1: know why they're not posting their self in the main pick. 76 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:41,000 Speaker 1: You know what, even I'm I'm just gonna show you 77 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:42,560 Speaker 1: I'm long onto one of these real quick, and I'm 78 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:44,360 Speaker 1: just gonna show you what the first thing we get, 79 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:53,280 Speaker 1: cowboy hat. Let's see opening up her app right now. Actually, ye, 80 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:56,880 Speaker 1: dude's face is like coming out of your phone screen. 81 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:59,680 Speaker 1: It's so close to the camera. Let me say that, 82 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:01,800 Speaker 1: that's why being loved. I'm swipping leved I'm swipping love 83 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:05,880 Speaker 1: cowboy hat not what this is legit by the way, 84 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,400 Speaker 1: I just stumping this up already a full face and 85 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:11,000 Speaker 1: a cowboy keeps swiping. LEST thought it would be at 86 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:13,360 Speaker 1: least like twenty people before we go to cowboy hats. 87 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:15,640 Speaker 1: I know, right, Note though, here's a picture of a dog. 88 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:23,120 Speaker 1: It's just a dog. It's it's that bad you guys. Well, 89 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:25,400 Speaker 1: I hope you guys learned something today. And if you're 90 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:27,960 Speaker 1: missing this, go listen to the podcast and take notes, 91 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:28,920 Speaker 1: take lots of notes.