WEBVTT - Ep176: Right Person, Wrong Time 0:00:02.880 --> 0:00:11.319 Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Horrible Decisions. I 0:00:11.360 --> 0:00:13.560 just want you all to take a home in a 0:00:13.760 --> 0:00:18.040 silence one time. Maybe what are you doing? You know, 0:00:18.079 --> 0:00:20.200 I got a little seem me in here. Welcome guy 0:00:20.600 --> 0:00:24.800 in a studio, heney. I know, I'm excited lift song 0:00:24.880 --> 0:00:27.400 and everything, even though they already did it. You know 0:00:27.520 --> 0:00:29.440 she put the mask on for a fixed but we 0:00:29.480 --> 0:00:31.480 don't take that, shi all real quick because we got 0:00:31.560 --> 0:00:36.200 condom Voma mica y'all. Gotham Podcast Studio at thirty nine 0:00:36.320 --> 0:00:41.400 West Street. Is that correct? That's the Adam finished, but 0:00:41.479 --> 0:00:43.839 it's super affordable. We've been coming here for years. You 0:00:43.880 --> 0:00:46.280 guys got to stop by. Thank you guys for being open, 0:00:46.600 --> 0:00:48.319 you know what I mean. I'm glad to be back 0:00:48.320 --> 0:00:50.640 in the studio. We was doing Zoom. I want to 0:00:50.680 --> 0:00:53.559 shout out to everyone who rocked with us during the 0:00:53.640 --> 0:01:00.240 goddamn everybody like here you go. I do want to 0:01:00.240 --> 0:01:04.080 actually shout out to our listeners who have still rocked 0:01:04.120 --> 0:01:06.880 with us at home. I know you have your children, 0:01:07.000 --> 0:01:10.600 your pets, your spouse, and somehow you managed to find 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:15.880 headphones and still listen to what I mean, I can't 0:01:15.920 --> 0:01:18.160 listen to podcasts in the house unless I'm cleaning or 0:01:18.240 --> 0:01:21.000 less I'm alone, bit I ain't going. I was gonna 0:01:21.000 --> 0:01:22.640 listen to the podcasts in front of my nigga and 0:01:22.640 --> 0:01:26.600 he's like, why you like? My friends hate it. I 0:01:26.640 --> 0:01:29.959 was in fucking Miami with Crystal and she's like, Bro, 0:01:30.080 --> 0:01:32.160 you think I want to get dressed to fucking Joe Button. 0:01:32.200 --> 0:01:33.880 I don't want to hear that nigga voice. And I 0:01:34.000 --> 0:01:36.679 literally will listen to Joe Budden and the Read and between. 0:01:36.800 --> 0:01:39.199 So Joe Button drops two episodes a week, three hours, 0:01:39.319 --> 0:01:41.440 then the read be over two hours. That's all I 0:01:41.480 --> 0:01:44.200 can fit in right now. You know what's funny? From 0:01:44.200 --> 0:01:47.119 the Read? I fell from like I can't listen anything 0:01:47.120 --> 0:01:49.400 for too long. But when I went to Mexico, I 0:01:49.480 --> 0:01:51.240 kind of wanted to feel more normal. I was like, 0:01:51.280 --> 0:01:53.480 I need more niggas in my life. So I started 0:01:53.520 --> 0:01:57.440 playing the Read and it's funny because they're coming to room. 0:01:57.480 --> 0:01:59.880 He'd be like, that's crazy. I know that ship about Keisicole. 0:02:00.240 --> 0:02:04.080 All right, It's it's funny how like you can take 0:02:04.120 --> 0:02:06.680 a break and like immediately feel like, oh my god, 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:08.440 how have I not been listening to this? So for 0:02:08.480 --> 0:02:11.359 you bitches who even listening to our fucking show, how 0:02:11.560 --> 0:02:13.000 well you know what you do know they try to 0:02:13.000 --> 0:02:16.079 cancel us. But anyway, but y'all who is new because 0:02:16.280 --> 0:02:19.079 y'all still heard us through the grapevine. Um, I'm a girl, 0:02:19.120 --> 0:02:21.760 Mandy b a K A Mandy Baskins a K A 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:25.560 peg the Stallion a K full corpus aka that motherfucking bitch, 0:02:25.800 --> 0:02:28.840 so uncomfortable and what I really listen, I have to 0:02:29.000 --> 0:02:32.520 okay and I need to actually keep it growing. I 0:02:32.560 --> 0:02:36.120 just haven't thought anyway. My name's speezy, and I am 0:02:36.520 --> 0:02:38.480 not like a person that just like a K S 0:02:38.560 --> 0:02:40.600 or whatever. The girl shut us talking about it. I 0:02:40.639 --> 0:02:43.680 ain't a person, did anyway? See the clip recirculate where 0:02:43.800 --> 0:02:45.359 you said we were talking about what we like the 0:02:45.440 --> 0:02:47.639 same man. He goes, I'm trying to catch that nut, 0:02:47.720 --> 0:02:52.799 and I said, that is so good. You know, it's crazy. 0:02:53.360 --> 0:02:56.040 I actually was just talking to my toy friend about 0:02:56.040 --> 0:02:59.440 it because he says I've only really asked him for 0:02:59.520 --> 0:03:01.720 dick one, and I was like, damn, that's crazy because 0:03:01.760 --> 0:03:04.720 when I was seven, you know, I literally hit him up, 0:03:04.720 --> 0:03:07.400 like let me catch that nut. You want a nut, 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:09.840 let me and I will send him pick n emoji 0:03:10.400 --> 0:03:15.600 now like that nut. Yeah, we're that nut going baby, 0:03:16.160 --> 0:03:19.800 So dude, this is what why is is that ghetto? Man? 0:03:20.000 --> 0:03:22.120 You know what? I go like, he calls it southern, 0:03:22.240 --> 0:03:24.040 but then I realized, you don't like nothing southern, So 0:03:24.080 --> 0:03:27.799 I don't think he really like. I mean, I say 0:03:27.800 --> 0:03:31.280 it more sexy. Give me that nut, Give me the nut. 0:03:32.440 --> 0:03:35.600 You don't ask for the nut. What do you call it? Combach, 0:03:36.640 --> 0:03:40.760 it's synonyms. Okay, cynonylms. Anyway, let's go ahead and do 0:03:40.800 --> 0:03:43.480 a little quick catch up because y'all we are solo. 0:03:43.560 --> 0:03:46.680 There ain't no guests in the motherfucking bill. Dude, well, 0:03:46.920 --> 0:03:49.200 I think we should do our horrible decisions catch up. 0:03:49.200 --> 0:03:51.720 You guys. This isn't an announcement because we can't say 0:03:51.720 --> 0:03:53.600 it yet, but Mandy and I are about to have 0:03:53.640 --> 0:03:58.120 a boss. And this is really funny because yeah, we 0:03:58.160 --> 0:04:01.160 can't say yet. I can't wait to afflect when there's 0:04:01.160 --> 0:04:02.920 an issue and be like, well, you know what, taking 0:04:03.000 --> 0:04:05.320 up with the manager, bitch? I mean, that's just what 0:04:05.360 --> 0:04:08.480 it's gonna be. I'm excited, y'all. We have um some 0:04:08.560 --> 0:04:11.800 news to tell y'all, so we ain't gonna tell y'all. Yeah, 0:04:12.720 --> 0:04:14.800 it's probably gonna be after Labor Day, but I'm fine 0:04:14.800 --> 0:04:18.000 with that, y'all. Um, By the way, um are we doing? 0:04:18.240 --> 0:04:20.160 You said we're not doing the contest, right, So now 0:04:20.200 --> 0:04:22.480 I won't say nothing about that. Never it's gonna be 0:04:22.480 --> 0:04:25.200 some switch ups. Um, I guess I guess I'll go 0:04:25.240 --> 0:04:27.039 ahead and start with the catch up because there's not 0:04:27.160 --> 0:04:28.640 much for me to catch up with. Y'all. Know, I 0:04:28.640 --> 0:04:31.480 got my little toy friend and he surprised me the 0:04:31.520 --> 0:04:34.839 other day. He no, bitchual, I get that all the time. 0:04:35.160 --> 0:04:37.600 But he Um, he was supposed to take me to 0:04:37.640 --> 0:04:39.520 home depot because I'm getting plants. Not that I'm gonna 0:04:39.520 --> 0:04:42.600 be a plant like you, but I have pots now, 0:04:42.600 --> 0:04:44.760 like I'm redecorating my house. So I'm getting these plants. 0:04:45.520 --> 0:04:46.719 And so I was like, babe, I need you to 0:04:46.720 --> 0:04:48.520 take me to home depot. So today he was supposed 0:04:48.520 --> 0:04:50.280 to take me to home depot. He hit me up 0:04:50.320 --> 0:04:52.960 and was like, so is the nude peach open? And 0:04:53.000 --> 0:04:55.479 I was like, uh yeah. He was like would you 0:04:55.480 --> 0:04:57.280 want to go? I said duh. He said I'll be 0:04:57.320 --> 0:04:59.880 there in thirty Have you met me before? I Well, 0:05:00.000 --> 0:05:01.640 I'm the one who told him about it. And he 0:05:01.680 --> 0:05:04.640 had never went. So I'm like, it's a random fucking Tuesday, 0:05:04.800 --> 0:05:08.320 and here we go going to the beach. So we 0:05:08.400 --> 0:05:11.400 went to the Nude Beach. I had a great time. 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:13.960 He actually had a great time. Yeah we did. It's 0:05:14.040 --> 0:05:15.919 it's in Sandy Hook, so Gonnason beat y'all know. I 0:05:15.920 --> 0:05:18.799 talked about it all the time, the school thing, see, 0:05:18.839 --> 0:05:20.520 and that's what I told him. I was like, I 0:05:20.600 --> 0:05:23.200 only know about the school for Sandy Hook and you 0:05:23.240 --> 0:05:25.200 can't even say the word what what? What was it else? 0:05:25.240 --> 0:05:27.360 It was like a hurricane that ruined Sandy Hook to 0:05:27.600 --> 0:05:29.479 right and then I don't know. All the trains was 0:05:29.520 --> 0:05:31.440 sucked up going and leaving Jersey. I got stranded in 0:05:31.560 --> 0:05:33.840 Jersey one time and got kidnapped because I was new 0:05:33.839 --> 0:05:36.600 to New York. I shared the story of the last show. 0:05:36.680 --> 0:05:40.159 But anyway, so we went to the nude Beach. Um 0:05:40.160 --> 0:05:43.560 he actually got all the way nude. So it was exciting. 0:05:43.640 --> 0:05:47.320 Wouldn't need dick down to his dick is so big, 0:05:47.800 --> 0:05:51.960 but act I mean, because he's still like, I mean, 0:05:51.960 --> 0:05:54.880 he's still like I wouldn't say, like in that lifestyle. 0:05:54.960 --> 0:05:57.560 So we went there and it's crazy. Shout out to 0:05:57.720 --> 0:06:00.600 Candice Vane, she was there, so I ran into her. 0:06:00.720 --> 0:06:02.960 She was like, oh, y'all just looked so beautiful walking 0:06:03.040 --> 0:06:06.640 up good but even so, yeah, y'all want to go 0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:09.400 to the beach there as porn stars and all types 0:06:09.440 --> 0:06:12.719 of fun. So we got into the water and then 0:06:12.760 --> 0:06:15.200 came back. I was drunk as ship, so I don't 0:06:15.200 --> 0:06:17.760 even know what all conversations we was having, but I 0:06:17.760 --> 0:06:20.240 didn't let him know. I tell everybody he's my boyfriend, 0:06:20.600 --> 0:06:22.480 and he was fine with me referring to him as 0:06:22.520 --> 0:06:24.000 my boyfriends. So I was like, okay, I guess you 0:06:24.040 --> 0:06:26.239 understand your my boyfriend. Isn't it funny how that happens? 0:06:26.360 --> 0:06:29.479 I pretty much. I was like, so like when you 0:06:29.520 --> 0:06:31.360 talk to your friends about me, like, what do they 0:06:31.360 --> 0:06:33.599 know me as my boyfriend? Do you say toy friends? No? 0:06:33.800 --> 0:06:35.240 I mean I told him on the show he's a 0:06:35.240 --> 0:06:37.680 toy friend. But I mean I was like, my boy, 0:06:39.320 --> 0:06:41.880 don't do that. Don't do that. So you called him 0:06:41.880 --> 0:06:46.760 a toy friend? How you was like with toy friend? Um? 0:06:46.800 --> 0:06:49.719 But we ended up. Um. I ended up Like it 0:06:49.800 --> 0:06:51.640 was so nice for for I guess any of you 0:06:51.640 --> 0:06:53.680 guys who were in the New York area and I'm 0:06:53.720 --> 0:06:55.560 sorry to the life side of people. Every time I 0:06:55.600 --> 0:06:58.120 tell talk about Gunnis and they'd be like, damn, don't 0:06:58.120 --> 0:07:01.280 tell everybody, Um, but where, Like what the funk? This 0:07:01.360 --> 0:07:04.400 is like? This is like a horror arena. It's take 0:07:04.440 --> 0:07:07.839 a horror convention. Every time you listen to this show, 0:07:08.080 --> 0:07:11.360 whether you're in secret or in public, and you're part 0:07:11.400 --> 0:07:14.119 of the horror hive, you know you're listening to find 0:07:14.120 --> 0:07:16.760 out some ship that you feel like you either can't 0:07:16.760 --> 0:07:19.200 ask your friends or that you're a part of. So 0:07:19.440 --> 0:07:22.239 we have to tell them. We have to die. Mandy 0:07:22.280 --> 0:07:25.080 didn't want to tell you about the sex club. Don't 0:07:25.120 --> 0:07:27.480 do I know, but now I can't go there, but 0:07:27.600 --> 0:07:30.280 you do, but not since we really don't started show 0:07:30.320 --> 0:07:32.280 first off covid too, I'm thinking of doing in a 0:07:32.320 --> 0:07:35.040 s W but we're gonna talk about many had sex 0:07:35.800 --> 0:07:38.840 at NSFW after the nigga was interviewed at our show, 0:07:39.160 --> 0:07:41.680 And now you wanna be like, we can't tell everybody, 0:07:41.800 --> 0:07:45.280 but well, anyways, let me tell y'all what happened. For 0:07:45.320 --> 0:07:49.200 those of y'all who were interested. Um, so it was 0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:53.120 probably much space out than Miami was. I actually did 0:07:53.120 --> 0:07:55.960 feel everybody was six ft apart. He was comfortable, we 0:07:56.000 --> 0:07:57.960 got in the water. I ended up giving him a 0:07:57.960 --> 0:08:00.800 massage um on the beach, which is nice, and then 0:08:00.840 --> 0:08:03.040 my friend shot out Anthony a k A white chocolate. 0:08:03.240 --> 0:08:05.560 He pulled up with more to vodka. But then he 0:08:05.600 --> 0:08:09.480 put a barrier because is he white chocolate? Because here 0:08:09.520 --> 0:08:12.600 you go, he's white. He feels like he is a 0:08:12.640 --> 0:08:14.760 black man in him. I don't know much like gay 0:08:14.760 --> 0:08:16.960 men feel like they have a white gay man feel like. 0:08:17.080 --> 0:08:19.480 He looked like he looked like a short big Clay Thompson. 0:08:19.600 --> 0:08:22.640 So maybe he's makes with black but he looked white. 0:08:22.680 --> 0:08:26.400 I don't know, but anyway white. No, he don't feel 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:29.520 like that, Okay, because I hate like that wigger ship. Yeah, Dawn, 0:08:29.880 --> 0:08:32.320 I really do everything. I ain't gonna hold you, but 0:08:32.400 --> 0:08:34.120 I mean I feel like that's at the same time 0:08:34.160 --> 0:08:37.240 the only type of white guy I would really a wigger, 0:08:37.520 --> 0:08:40.920 Like who's the nigger who dancing? Mike? Who? Who he 0:08:41.080 --> 0:08:44.400 is dancing? Like magic Mike? That who? What's his name? 0:08:47.160 --> 0:08:54.000 What's his name? Oh? Tom A something change him him? 0:08:54.400 --> 0:08:58.359 That's a wigger to me, and I would some chance, yes, 0:08:58.840 --> 0:09:00.920 he got some salt to him, like a justin Timberlake 0:09:01.000 --> 0:09:03.959 is a wigger to me. No, no, even though okay, 0:09:04.040 --> 0:09:09.280 wait hold on, wigger to me is like not white 0:09:09.280 --> 0:09:11.719 people that are like, okay, I got cold, I got you. 0:09:11.840 --> 0:09:13.520 White people have to have to like put avoid Paul 0:09:13.559 --> 0:09:18.920 wall Yes, Paul wall A, who's that white girl that 0:09:19.679 --> 0:09:23.560 she's like, Oh, bad baby, Cyrus be doing it. Sometimes 0:09:25.400 --> 0:09:32.440 it's not it's bad baby. That bed anyway bombs over 0:09:32.520 --> 0:09:37.559 behind baby. Anyway, we did. We did end um the 0:09:37.840 --> 0:09:41.840 nude beach with a nice parking lot. Fuck. So that 0:09:41.920 --> 0:09:45.000 was just nice. And guys, I just encourage you before 0:09:45.040 --> 0:09:49.240 the end of the summer to text duh, which I 0:09:49.240 --> 0:09:52.360 was drinking. I said, listen, I just wanted to get 0:09:52.400 --> 0:09:54.640 that net in the in the back of a call. 0:09:54.960 --> 0:09:58.200 So did. And so he had a little, you know, 0:09:58.240 --> 0:10:02.120 a little line in the the aluminum foil you put 0:10:02.240 --> 0:10:04.680 in the windshield. He kept that thing up so no 0:10:04.720 --> 0:10:07.160 one could like, look, that's cool, that's that's a great 0:10:07.240 --> 0:10:09.680 sex tip. That could be a hordr. That could be 0:10:09.720 --> 0:10:12.080 a HORDRV bitch. Let's see what I felt like. I 0:10:12.160 --> 0:10:16.880 wasn't an easy baker of and bit what's new? Oh 0:10:17.040 --> 0:10:20.800 a bitch moved to Brooklyn and we got trying to leave, 0:10:20.920 --> 0:10:22.880 and by the grace of God, yesterday I had a 0:10:22.920 --> 0:10:26.199 ghastly But you said they fixed it, right, Yeah they did, 0:10:26.200 --> 0:10:28.480 but I was still complained and it was my fault 0:10:28.480 --> 0:10:30.760 because I was getting TV's mounted. But that's not the 0:10:30.880 --> 0:10:34.360 bro you busted the pieoney. Some of Jamaican man came 0:10:34.400 --> 0:10:36.440 in and he hung up a living with when it 0:10:36.520 --> 0:10:39.200 was fine. So then the sea we're getting a Jamaican 0:10:39.240 --> 0:10:45.520 accent and mine, I think we broke a pace mind 0:10:45.600 --> 0:10:48.200 you right, like I'm on my computer worker or whatever. 0:10:48.559 --> 0:10:51.360 And he comes in with his basket on and I 0:10:51.360 --> 0:10:54.000 already can't understand him because it's through mask and accent thick, 0:10:54.320 --> 0:10:55.920 and he gave me this look. I was like, oh wow, 0:10:55.960 --> 0:11:00.480 it's finished already. He like, not exactly. Did you come 0:11:00.920 --> 0:11:03.400 the room and let me show you off? And so 0:11:03.520 --> 0:11:05.079 I come in the room and I'll like to hear 0:11:05.160 --> 0:11:11.880 is no seriously? And I said, is that smoke? He's like, no, 0:11:12.000 --> 0:11:15.199 that's gas. I'm just like, like if you smell eggs, 0:11:15.520 --> 0:11:17.920 act fast when you smell gas. I said, should I 0:11:17.960 --> 0:11:20.640 call nine one one? Yeah, because I'm on a contract 0:11:20.679 --> 0:11:25.360 with right, so hold on, this is one I knew 0:11:25.360 --> 0:11:27.080 I should have called one of my like old niggas 0:11:27.080 --> 0:11:29.880 to come fucking mount the ship during the day. So anyway, 0:11:30.160 --> 0:11:32.640 now the fucking pipe is sucking bust and the gas 0:11:32.720 --> 0:11:35.160 is coming out because opposite my bedroom wall is the kitchen. 0:11:35.200 --> 0:11:36.920 I guess I ain't gonna hold you. When I moved 0:11:36.960 --> 0:11:38.959 into my apartment, they told me I can't mount t 0:11:39.080 --> 0:11:42.040 vs because of how the walls and the pipes were 0:11:42.040 --> 0:11:45.000 set up. They literally told me I couldn't, and of course, aesthetically, 0:11:45.120 --> 0:11:47.240 I want my fucking TV's mount. I didn't add a 0:11:47.280 --> 0:11:49.480 millennial because who doesn't have mouth to TV? So I 0:11:49.480 --> 0:11:51.520 don't have to ask to drill anythings or whatever. So 0:11:51.559 --> 0:11:54.080 now I'm embarrassed to bother the super because I already 0:11:54.080 --> 0:11:57.440 locked myself out of the apartment twice because it heavy. God, 0:11:58.280 --> 0:12:01.520 So I called the super. I'm like, hey, something's going 0:12:01.559 --> 0:12:04.520 on with the wall and there's gas coming out of it. 0:12:04.800 --> 0:12:08.120 He's like, excuse me, was the wall fine or did 0:12:08.200 --> 0:12:09.760 you do something to it? I was like, well, now 0:12:09.800 --> 0:12:13.920 there's a hole in it, said because I was trying 0:12:13.960 --> 0:12:15.360 to watch my words. Time to get out of this 0:12:15.440 --> 0:12:18.880 lease and move back to Laurisa. He's like, well, what 0:12:18.920 --> 0:12:20.480 did you do to the wall. I was like, well, 0:12:20.559 --> 0:12:23.280 I didn't do anything, but there is a hole in it. 0:12:23.480 --> 0:12:25.880 Maybe you could send somebody up. Bitch. The gas starting 0:12:25.920 --> 0:12:27.680 to fill up the house so much. I'm getting light 0:12:27.760 --> 0:12:30.439 hated before Jamaica be you don't know what to do, 0:12:30.800 --> 0:12:34.559 and I'm like, wow, okay, you just can't break your Lisa. 0:12:34.679 --> 0:12:37.760 You did it well technically I didn't do it, but 0:12:37.800 --> 0:12:40.120 here's what I did. They had to cut off the gas. 0:12:40.160 --> 0:12:42.400 I feel so bad everybody on my side of the 0:12:42.440 --> 0:12:44.760 doing it. So my unit ends and they had no 0:12:44.960 --> 0:12:48.280 hot water and no stoves. If you but let me 0:12:48.280 --> 0:12:50.640 tell you what, I feel so bad, I'll go downstairs. 0:12:50.720 --> 0:12:53.080 I recognized this girl from like a bar in the 0:12:53.200 --> 0:12:55.240 mail room. She's like, oh my god, did you just 0:12:55.280 --> 0:12:57.400 move here? I'm like, yeah, what about you? She was like, girl, 0:12:57.440 --> 0:13:00.640 this is this fun my mother sucking hot water and working. 0:13:00.880 --> 0:13:05.480 I was like, oh, wow, you did that well. I 0:13:05.600 --> 0:13:06.760 sleep in my house when I was like because I 0:13:06.800 --> 0:13:09.240 felt bad about it. But anyway, so here's really all 0:13:09.280 --> 0:13:11.080 that's new with me. You guys know, I was on 0:13:11.120 --> 0:13:14.040 birth control. I told on Patreon I'm off it because 0:13:14.080 --> 0:13:16.840 it like sucked me up and I feel like literally 0:13:17.640 --> 0:13:19.760 I have panic attacks about if I'm gonna be pregnant 0:13:19.800 --> 0:13:24.480 every month, and it was almost worth not having the 0:13:24.520 --> 0:13:27.920 craziness I did. For fourteen days, my ship was liquid, 0:13:29.280 --> 0:13:32.520 my period was weird, my body was going crazy. I 0:13:32.559 --> 0:13:34.400 got a pimple on my face in a place I've 0:13:34.400 --> 0:13:36.680 never got it in it, And honestly, I feel like 0:13:36.720 --> 0:13:39.520 every month I'm literally begging for it. I'm like, oh, 0:13:40.040 --> 0:13:42.520 I know my period is gonna be missing. Why am 0:13:42.559 --> 0:13:44.920 I asking for a cream pie? Why am I doing 0:13:44.960 --> 0:13:47.720 this ship? I don't know. It's like my mind gets 0:13:47.800 --> 0:13:50.800 so blind. Listen, I told you that I u D 0:13:50.800 --> 0:13:54.000 eleven hunted abortion five I could do tube befone called 0:13:54.040 --> 0:13:59.480 the amount of you can't my bad? Okay, all right, Well, 0:13:59.640 --> 0:14:01.720 like I said, I don't even think his swimmers swim 0:14:01.760 --> 0:14:03.480 any motherfucker. Let's just talk for you. But I was 0:14:03.640 --> 0:14:07.880 well thinking before we get Let me shut up anyway, 0:14:07.920 --> 0:14:10.280 since we talk about birth control. That is our vanilla 0:14:10.320 --> 0:14:13.840 ship for this week. Um guys, this comes from the 0:14:13.840 --> 0:14:18.160 New York Times and probably every Yes and probably every 0:14:18.200 --> 0:14:21.080 other news source that you can think of. This is recent, 0:14:21.160 --> 0:14:26.440 but the Supreme Look, you got me think about the 0:14:26.560 --> 0:14:33.200 Supreme Court upholds Trump administration regulation letting employers opts out 0:14:33.200 --> 0:14:36.560 of birth control coverage. The regulation was the latest attempt 0:14:36.600 --> 0:14:40.960 to undermine the contraception mandate, a signature initiative of the 0:14:41.000 --> 0:14:45.480 Obama administration. UM. The decision was made seven to two, 0:14:45.800 --> 0:14:48.200 and it is the latest turn in seven years of 0:14:48.320 --> 0:14:52.320 fierce litigation over the contraception mandate. UM. I guess I 0:14:52.360 --> 0:14:54.000 kind of wanted to talk to you guys about what 0:14:54.080 --> 0:14:57.280 kind of that means at UM. A lot of employers 0:14:57.720 --> 0:15:01.280 did have to under the Obama minist station were required 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:05.560 to provide cost free coverage for contraception, and the Trump 0:15:05.600 --> 0:15:10.080 administration sought out to limit that. And what's crazy is 0:15:10.720 --> 0:15:12.280 UM and what a lot of people are saying is 0:15:13.160 --> 0:15:16.800 employers still have to cover viagra. So it's just like 0:15:16.880 --> 0:15:19.440 the idea that viagra can be something that can be 0:15:19.520 --> 0:15:22.760 covered from an employer, but now contraception and birth control 0:15:22.800 --> 0:15:24.560 is not. It's just kind of another way. They just 0:15:24.600 --> 0:15:26.720 be like fun women, and I just want to I 0:15:26.960 --> 0:15:29.200 just really hate them. I don't know, I've never really 0:15:29.200 --> 0:15:32.200 went through I know we talk avidly on just the 0:15:32.240 --> 0:15:34.600 free clinics planned parenthood, and I think that that's why 0:15:34.600 --> 0:15:36.440 it's so important too to donate when you can to 0:15:36.560 --> 0:15:40.160 those organizations. Um, because I know that that's a lot 0:15:40.160 --> 0:15:41.960 of places where I should my friends and shouldn't know 0:15:41.960 --> 0:15:44.840 where to go. I don't know what to me is. 0:15:45.720 --> 0:15:49.560 There's an obsession that we have with women and their bodies, 0:15:50.000 --> 0:15:53.360 even when I mean, we all do it, even when 0:15:53.360 --> 0:15:56.800 it's all no, no, no, we're all judge in this way, 0:15:56.880 --> 0:15:59.240 even if we consider ourselves liberal people, we all have 0:15:59.320 --> 0:16:01.800 this moment ship. You guys probably had it when I 0:16:01.840 --> 0:16:04.520 just said I'd be getting cream pies and then scared 0:16:04.760 --> 0:16:06.880 and I ain't even gonna hold you. I used to 0:16:06.960 --> 0:16:09.880 judge the funk out of Wheezy as having on protected sex, 0:16:10.280 --> 0:16:16.200 but I loved them. It's using a condom is different 0:16:16.240 --> 0:16:18.680 when you're in love. It's like, for example, sure, I'm 0:16:18.760 --> 0:16:21.360 risking an STD. This is some dumb ship to say, 0:16:21.360 --> 0:16:22.840 but let me just get this dumb sh it out. 0:16:22.960 --> 0:16:26.240 Let you get dumb. I feel like, Okay, if you 0:16:26.280 --> 0:16:30.000 get chlamydia at the risk of love, it's different from 0:16:30.040 --> 0:16:32.560 if you get chlamydia at the risk of like, damn, 0:16:32.560 --> 0:16:35.200 I'm just going to club this weekend. Like I loved that, nigga, 0:16:35.240 --> 0:16:37.560 Are you serious right now? It didn't happen to me. 0:16:37.600 --> 0:16:41.040 I'm just this is just a first your logic. As 0:16:41.080 --> 0:16:42.880 long as I love you, it's okay if you give 0:16:42.920 --> 0:16:46.080 me the class. That's what you're saying, Broke, I'm sucking around, 0:16:46.280 --> 0:16:48.440 but like not but just hearing me. I'm not scared 0:16:48.480 --> 0:16:50.280 to get pregnant because I can pay to make that 0:16:50.320 --> 0:16:54.880 go away. But I am always scared to get an STD. 0:16:55.160 --> 0:16:57.200 And y'all can judge me and think I sound dumb, 0:16:57.200 --> 0:16:59.360 and I know I do. But all I'm saying is 0:16:59.600 --> 0:17:02.520 when I stopped using condoms with certain partners from you 0:17:02.720 --> 0:17:04.600 that you've heard on the show me talk about, it's 0:17:04.600 --> 0:17:06.960 because you know I'm following for them niggas and my 0:17:07.240 --> 0:17:10.560 pussy and my brain do this dumb thing where they 0:17:10.600 --> 0:17:12.479 don't match. You know what I'm saying. It's just like 0:17:12.520 --> 0:17:14.520 they're like, bitch, why would you do that? You want 0:17:14.560 --> 0:17:16.560 your bodies to be connected, and I can't do it 0:17:16.600 --> 0:17:18.800 with latex in between me. It's I ain't even gonna 0:17:18.840 --> 0:17:21.000 hold you. That's how I know my little toy friend 0:17:21.040 --> 0:17:25.680 is meant for me, bitch, pH not affected period. Come 0:17:25.800 --> 0:17:28.960 on time like we are in synctime. So when you 0:17:29.040 --> 0:17:31.399 use when you're I mean it's literally one partner, but 0:17:31.480 --> 0:17:34.000 one partner. But I was never having sex with multiple partners. 0:17:34.320 --> 0:17:36.600 Show was and that's why I was like, kam kam, kam, 0:17:36.640 --> 0:17:38.600 kanda kandam. Will you know I'm a one man woman, 0:17:38.720 --> 0:17:43.320 even if it's a one man every three months? Listen. 0:17:43.720 --> 0:17:45.880 I remember when I was dating this dude last year 0:17:45.880 --> 0:17:49.160 and he said to me, like, why do I feel 0:17:49.240 --> 0:17:51.639 like you do all this ship that you're doing with 0:17:51.760 --> 0:17:54.040 me for all your niggas? And I'm like, what am 0:17:54.080 --> 0:17:56.200 I doing? He's like, you could you clean? You be 0:17:56.280 --> 0:17:58.000 calling me to make sure I'm okay? I feel like 0:17:58.040 --> 0:17:59.280 you do this for all the niggas you talked to. 0:17:59.400 --> 0:18:04.040 I'm like, well, yeah, I mean that's me. And I 0:18:04.160 --> 0:18:06.120 felt awful because it made him feel like he wasn't 0:18:06.160 --> 0:18:10.000 special to me. But yeah, that is what I do. Well. 0:18:10.280 --> 0:18:13.760 I like to play house sue me, I show don't. 0:18:13.800 --> 0:18:15.879 But this nig got me fucked up. Bitch. I was like, 0:18:16.240 --> 0:18:20.600 should I make chicken marsala or food? L I know 0:18:20.720 --> 0:18:22.480 who the funk? Am? I I'm about a thing. If 0:18:22.520 --> 0:18:25.879 he even like y'all. Mandy also has a protective style. 0:18:26.040 --> 0:18:30.399 I think somebody's turning into Yeah, I don't right there, sudn't. 0:18:30.440 --> 0:18:33.200 I was having protected the stove before you. Hold on, 0:18:33.280 --> 0:18:35.680 let's think about it, bitch, I didn't have braves before you. Oh, 0:18:36.240 --> 0:18:38.280 I don't know what before we gonna pull it up 0:18:38.320 --> 0:18:42.960 on the YouTube show did but anyway, the bitch, let's 0:18:43.040 --> 0:18:46.600 really think about it. Here you go, man, Dizzel is 0:18:46.720 --> 0:18:49.399 over here talking about she's hiking, she's booed up, she 0:18:49.560 --> 0:18:52.560 doesn't want to use condoms anymore, she's cooking for a 0:18:52.680 --> 0:18:56.680 niked she's in her feeling. You know what's crazy about 0:18:56.720 --> 0:18:59.879 not even being in my feelings. But we're like super 0:19:00.119 --> 0:19:02.520 open as far as like other partners as well as 0:19:02.520 --> 0:19:04.520 I'm talking to when we first met, like we were 0:19:04.560 --> 0:19:07.280 open about everything. Now you're falling yo. And you know, 0:19:07.680 --> 0:19:10.280 we had that conversation that he was like apparently he 0:19:10.440 --> 0:19:12.840 was controlling and past relationships, and he was like, I 0:19:12.880 --> 0:19:16.520 don't ever want you to feel like you can't do 0:19:16.600 --> 0:19:18.119 what you want to do and I'm keeping you from that. 0:19:18.359 --> 0:19:20.000 And I was like, I just want you to know too. 0:19:20.440 --> 0:19:23.040 I don't told my holes you in the picture, and 0:19:23.119 --> 0:19:25.280 I don't even want them holes no more. Like bitch, 0:19:25.320 --> 0:19:28.240 I didn't turn down the fluideouts just so that I 0:19:28.400 --> 0:19:30.560 just I don't even want no other Dick. Bro. Okay, 0:19:30.680 --> 0:19:35.240 well i'll tell you what I name the embody me 0:19:35.440 --> 0:19:39.399 right now. Oh my god, listen, I'll just tell you too. 0:19:39.760 --> 0:19:42.800 Outside of the COVID, the little NBA bubble helping a 0:19:42.840 --> 0:19:45.800 bit too, them niggas can't fly nobody in, bro, Yo, Honestly, 0:19:46.119 --> 0:19:48.800 let me tell all of that good. Test is serious. 0:19:49.080 --> 0:19:50.480 And I don't know if I could do it for Dick, 0:19:50.560 --> 0:19:52.320 like if someone had to, if I had to get 0:19:52.359 --> 0:19:56.000 that test. But I'm just saying, NBA Dick ain't even 0:19:56.000 --> 0:19:58.680 an option right now, bro, unless they not signed. But 0:19:58.960 --> 0:20:01.680 you can't get in that maybe you can't have a side. 0:20:01.680 --> 0:20:03.239 And again you can go down to the college guy. 0:20:03.359 --> 0:20:06.040