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Speaker 1: Hey, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the Full Show podcast. And I'm just gonna say it

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Speaker 1: right now. Matching Holiday pj's are out this season.

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Speaker 2: Oh what holdly out?

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Speaker 3: Do not buy them.

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Speaker 1: What you need to get is matching Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 3: Yeah, a trends, full trend. Everyone's doing it. You wear

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Speaker 3: them Christmas morning, maybe New Year's Day. You can wear

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Speaker 1: Yes, that's right you Grandma, grandpa, aunts, uncles, cousins, they

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Speaker 1: Get those matching sweatshirts. You're gonna look so cute. Link

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Speaker 1: And let's get to the show.

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Speaker 4: This has been kind of a trend for our show lately.

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Speaker 4: Hasn't been the best of trends. Well, it's Brook and

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the Morning. But I recently found some incredible

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Speaker 4: deals online for the holidays.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well that's good, that's good news.

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Speaker 4: The thing is they're only available on Cyber Monday, which

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Speaker 4: was three days ago.

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Speaker 2: So there, don't read it.

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Speaker 4: They're not there anymore. I did, look, they are all gone.

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Speaker 4: But in my defense, someone called out sick on that

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Speaker 4: Monday with a small case of the Irish foots.

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Speaker 3: They had the actual flu.

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Speaker 2: Jackson, the American one.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, after a lot of drinking, we know. So I'm

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Speaker 4: not going to get into it again, but I will

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Speaker 4: say that a poll was done, updated on the poll

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Speaker 4: that found, for the first time ever, Cyber Monday was

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Speaker 4: more popular than Black Friday. Yeah, fifty American shopper deals

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Speaker 4: on Monday compared to just fifty three percent for Black Friday.

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Speaker 4: And in terms of dollars, reports are in thirteen billion

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Speaker 4: was spent billion with a B on Cyber Monday, just

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Speaker 3: Continue.

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Speaker 4: Yes, thank you, Alexis. I almost said Alexa. She bought

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Speaker 4: an Alexa?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Why so?

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Speaker 4: The Amazons of the world, and like the Chinese Facebook

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Speaker 4: marketplaces are really cleaning up right now.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, microphone dude, all they're doing is in a

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Speaker 1: dating my inbox with junk email.

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Speaker 4: You think you get a good deal on an electric

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Speaker 4: potato peel or for your mom, I don't, I don't.

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Speaker 4: All right, well, let's move on. We're gonna get into

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Speaker 4: the shock dollar question of the day with a great

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Speaker 4: deal digital Jake, He's a deal.

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Speaker 5: Loosen your belts and toss a blue tarp down under

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Speaker 5: the table. Because it's National Comfort Food Day. It's the

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Speaker 5: day where we celebrate the true heroes of our kitchens.

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Speaker 2: Food that just don't just feed us, they heal us.

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Speaker 5: These dishes are like warm, consensual hugs and edible form.

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Speaker 5: But what specific comfort foods are considered the kings of

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Speaker 5: cozy cuisine. You'll have to tell me during a delicious

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Speaker 5: butter logged and arteries clogged edish up A plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 5: Now I have a list of the top twenty most

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Speaker 5: popular comfort foods that Americans love to hide their emotions in.

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Speaker 5: They could be main courses, they could be side dishes,

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Speaker 5: tasty snacks, second desserts. You just have to name them

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 5: We'll start with the woman who usually finds comfort in

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Speaker 5: a twenty pack of peach mango white claws. That's Alexis

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Speaker 5: Alex's top twenty comfort foods are on the board.

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Speaker 3: Okay, whether I'm having a good day, it makes it

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Speaker 3: I need it. Mac and cheese.

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Speaker 5: Mac and cheese number one with comfort food on my list.

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Speaker 5: It's creamy, it's cheesy, it's.

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Speaker 2: Very formulas good.

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Speaker 4: Well do they make white claw mac and cheese?

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Speaker 3: Sometimes I could just pour it in. That's what I

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Speaker 1: Okay, we're over to Brook now, Gross, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: say the one thing that makes everything better is ice cream.

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Speaker 5: Ice Cream is number twenty on my list. Barely stuck

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Speaker 5: on there, Brooke.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Jose, we're over to you. I'm playing it safe.

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Speaker 2: I'm playing it the safe. This is the safe of all.

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Speaker 5: You play it like real loose with sometimes imply eliminated

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Speaker 5: like eighty.

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Speaker 2: I know, so this can't happen this time. This is

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Speaker 3: What is it?

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Speaker 2: Chocolate?

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Speaker 5: Chocolate? Jose, I'm gonna give it to you. It's number

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Speaker 5: nineteen brownies on the list. I'm gonna give that to

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Speaker 5: the round. Every time.

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Speaker 2: Okay, hold on, then for the update. Could there be

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Speaker 2: a candy bar still on the list.

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Speaker 3: Don't do that, still in it.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to Jeffrey. I know it used to comfort

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Speaker 4: me sometimes when my family would summer in the French Alps.

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Speaker 4: Is a little fruit medley crepe, Get the hell.

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Speaker 2: Hold on, and.

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Speaker 4: Then you put a doll up of cream freish on top.

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Speaker 6: So co.

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Speaker 4: So it's comforting me.

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Speaker 5: What's your answer like, yeah, just reminiscing on your day else.

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Speaker 4: I know, I do wonder if most Americans would say that,

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Speaker 4: they probably say something like pedestrian like corn bread, So

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Speaker 5: It is really good corn bread number eighteen. Don't say

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Speaker 5: dollop to me and then say corn bread. All right,

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Speaker 5: we've gone one twenty nineteen and eighteen. I don't think

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Speaker 5: that's ever happened before. We're back to Alexis. Please say

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Speaker 5: something normal.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah I am.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to do the poor man's version of what

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Speaker 1: our Jeff said in the donut maybeuts donuts.

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Speaker 5: It did not make our list, but you have the

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Speaker 5: silver save Alexis. You're still in it. Warm foods here, folks.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, something I think is really comforting because there's always

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Speaker 3: Many families is lasagna.

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Speaker 2: My mom has her own lasania. Make the list.

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Speaker 4: Medley crape still on the board.

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Speaker 2: It's fresh in my mind. I'm gonna go with mashed potatoes.

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Speaker 5: Mashed potatoes and gravy is number three on my list.

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Speaker 4: Jose love it.

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey, were over to you.

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Speaker 4: So now I'm trying to think of what they serve

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Speaker 3: Because I don't think you have.

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Speaker 2: Palace.

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Speaker 4: I worked at one for a volunteer event where you

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Speaker 4: hand stuff out to poor people.

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Speaker 3: That's a soup kitchen.

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Speaker 4: Well, it's the same thing if it can be served

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Speaker 4: in a giant metal warming tray. People find that comforting. Okay,

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Speaker 4: So give me a big bowl of Texas chili and

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Speaker 4: toss some cheese chili.

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Speaker 5: It's number six on my list. Let's go to Lexus.

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Speaker 9: When I first went to college and lived off microwave

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Speaker 1: And then found they were not healthy, vegetables in them

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Speaker 5: Chicken pot pie number five on my list. Say we're

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say chicken soup. I love my dad's chicken soup.

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Speaker 5: Chicken soup do not make the list. I'm sorry, Jose,

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Speaker 5: there's some other chickens on there.

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey hints, you know what comforts me, especially mid hangover.

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Speaker 5: I don't want to know.

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Speaker 1: Crabcake Benedict, Why are you Why wouldn't you just say pizza?

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Speaker 4: Pizza is the answer comforting crabcake Benedict for the crab

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Speaker 4: King Benedict did not make the list.

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Speaker 5: Shock him, Alexis, Alexis, that means you have one today's

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Speaker 5: edition of plenty of twenty. Let's go for some comfort foods.

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Speaker 5: If people like that, you guys miss number two fried chicken.

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Speaker 5: He said that meat loaf was on the list. Grilled

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Speaker 5: cheese tomato was the soup that made the list. French fries,

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Speaker 5: apple pie, cheeseburger, pancakes, biscuits and gravy ribs, hash browns,

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Speaker 5: chicken and waffles made the list. Onion rings as well.

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Speaker 5: Sneaking at number seventeen a little controversial.

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Speaker 3: There no cake, not one cake item on there.

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Speaker 4: Or any caviar either. So alexis you got it right?

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Speaker 4: So you get to choose to get shock while stinging your.

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Speaker 1: Mister obviously, yeahs.

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Speaker 2: The crab crapes. We might be onto something.

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Speaker 4: That sounds awesome. Actually, okay, I'm going to sing, you're

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Speaker 4: a mean one, mister grinch. You really are here? Oh wow,

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Speaker 4: crabcake Benedict will fix that up. That's your shot, colic

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Speaker 4: question that got your phone tap coming up in just

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Speaker 8: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: I'm sure you've heard it all the time. People complain

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it literally happens like every generation.

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Speaker 3: I think it's tradition at this point.

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Speaker 4: Really, and right now the ones with the biggest targets

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Speaker 4: on their back are the gen zsh at least for now.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, millennials are like, finally not us.

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Speaker 4: I know the next generation after them are going to

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Speaker 3: Is what it is?

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Speaker 2: Who just sleep a lot o.

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Speaker 4: Ziers? Yeah it's a dad joke it but this is

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Speaker 4: a question that's been going on for ages. How do

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Speaker 4: you motivate young people to work.

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Speaker 2: Money that's not enough? Oh yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 4: Well, we have a store owner on the line who

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Speaker 4: he says he figured out a sneaky trick to get

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Speaker 4: them to actually do their jobs.

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Speaker 2: Oh, he's like, guys, TikTok challenge.

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Speaker 3: Your job is our producer. Listening to this, I's gonna

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Speaker 3: share it. I don't know if I wanted to, if.

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Speaker 4: All those lazy z's ears would actually wake up and listen.

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Speaker 4: A brand new mass speaker is coming up.

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Speaker 10: You don't hear me, concession I can't take back ow

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Speaker 10: arm mouse.

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Speaker 4: Speak text into seven eight five nine two says sometimes

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Speaker 4: I'll hide in the bathroom at work for hours just

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Speaker 4: so my boss can't ask me to do anything.

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Speaker 3: I mean a lot of people I think do that.

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Speaker 4: The same strategy as Brooks husband uses to get out

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Speaker 4: of doing stuff. Oh yes, honey, I'll be out to

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Speaker 4: massage your feet and spoon feed you keen waw in

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Speaker 3: That's like a legitimate time.

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Speaker 4: You've complained about it before. But while you can hide

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Speaker 4: from your bosses and your spouse, is one thing you

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Speaker 4: can't hide from is the truth. Yeah, that is that

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Speaker 4: and syphilis? So why don't let one of those things

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Speaker 4: out right here on the show, preferably the truth? And

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Speaker 4: one of our listeners is on the line, was something

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Speaker 4: to share. He's chosen to go by the fake named Cameron.

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Speaker 4: So Cameron, when are you giving us today? Truth bomb

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Speaker 11: Okay. So I own a frozen yogurt shop.

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Speaker 3: Can we be best friends?

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Speaker 11: I love I've had him for a few years now, and

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Speaker 1: Oh, they don't have like dreams to be the fro

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Speaker 7: I wanted to work in regular yogurt, but I'm frozen yogurt.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you gotta work.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think that's a common complaint that goes

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Speaker 11: They're making minium wage, you know, it's just hard.

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Speaker 12: Yeah.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, So finally I found a way to motivate them.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, cool, that's might feelful to some of our

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Speaker 2: Ye, yeah, there you go.

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Speaker 4: What's your advice.

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Speaker 11: Well, I have these cameras set up in my store

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I watch these children from my house.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm gonna start. Yeah. So when I you know,

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, but they complaint is just something that you're

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Speaker 3: Is their boss?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, but I'll pretend i'm somebody else. Yeah, and then

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Speaker 11: the next day I can bring the tweet in. I'll

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Speaker 11: be like, look, you didn't do this, you didn't do that.

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Speaker 4: Oh like you tweet at your frozen yogurt shop online?

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Speaker 11: Yeah exactly. I'll be like, you know, I love the

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Speaker 2: Wow, because sprinkles, I'm never coming.

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Speaker 3: I Mean, it just sounds like it just sounds like.

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Speaker 1: You don't have very good authority over the teenage employees

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Speaker 7: He's giving himself backup to be like, look, I'm not

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Speaker 4: This customer is about it.

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Fix you think teens aren't going to find you out,

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Speaker 3: Don't you think?

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Speaker 11: I know? Well, first of all, I do try to

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Speaker 4: A complimentary tweet that is good. Okay, so you get

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Speaker 3: Least customers would be like why would I eat here?

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Speaker 4: Terrible employees working at.

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Speaker 11: Even had one an employee said like she knows someone

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Speaker 11: I don't get any angry tweets at our yogurt store.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 11: I was like, no, but we have passionate customers about.

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Speaker 1: Yoga, passionate about froyo, the people that come to your place.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that checks out to me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, do you actually feel like productivity goes

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Speaker 3: How do you say that productivity?

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Speaker 2: I think we're talking about products.

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Speaker 3: Do you think they work better.

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Speaker 11: Tweets? Yeah? Really, your intimidation is working. You know they're

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Speaker 11: so worried now about someone complaining.

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Speaker 3: So either that or.

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Speaker 1: They're like secretly spitting and everybody's fro yo and behind their.

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Speaker 11: Backs and you wouldn't tell I am watching on the camera.

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Speaker 2: I want to help.

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Speaker 7: You should like put up a sign that says like,

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Speaker 7: feel free to tweet us and have the store's handle

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Speaker 7: on the front door.

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Speaker 4: That's a good idea.

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Speaker 2: Explain and the kids why so many tweets are coming

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Speaker 4: Oh wait, is that why all those hateful tweets about

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Speaker 4: Brooke keep coming into.

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Speaker 2: The station lately, because we always say tweet us.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just management trying to motivate you.

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Speaker 3: To actually makes me feel better for something. I'll take it.

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Speaker 3: If it's just management, I know management hates me.

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Speaker 2: Anybody.

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Speaker 4: Okay, well this is all making sense.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, have you over like brought one of your kids

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Speaker 1: to tears that works for you?

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Speaker 3: By one of these complaints.

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Speaker 4: That's how you know you're doing a good job with

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Speaker 1: I mean I would think you could maybe think of

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Speaker 11: But sure, are you volunteering to be our manager at

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but will come into the store and complain about

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Speaker 4: a lot of different stuff. In there online after she visits.

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Speaker 3: Make it you made it.

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Speaker 1: More fun for the kids to work there than maybe

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, put some music.

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Speaker 3: Let them hire her best friend.

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Speaker 6: You know.

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Speaker 11: There, you're hired.

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Speaker 4: That's a mistake on your Cameron.

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Speaker 7: So in this sense, lying to your employees is working

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Speaker 7: and helping productivity and bringing in more money.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, the.

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Speaker 4: Amazon model.

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Speaker 3: We got it with.

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Speaker 4: Text into seven eight, five, nine two. If you have

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Speaker 4: a confession you've been holding on to, we can hide

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Speaker 4: your identity, mask your voice, and make you the next

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Speaker 4: mass speaker. Phone tap is coming up.

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Speaker 8: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Rolling on with our countdown at the top ten phone

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Speaker 4: taps of Christmas, with number seven featuring two authentic Italian

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Speaker 4: men running an off chick Italian restaurant.

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Speaker 2: No ways, it's.

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Speaker 3: Number seven, so ridiculous.

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Speaker 4: Boy, do they have plans to authentically mess up one

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Speaker 4: guy's anniversary dinner?

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Speaker 2: For you voted this one top ten job.

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Speaker 4: We only did it because his wife told us to.

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Speaker 4: For your number seven phone tap of the year. Right

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Speaker 4: now is brooking Jeffrey's ten phone taps at Christmas?

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, how you doing? This is restaurant de Marek Colin.

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Speaker 13: Oh, hey, hey, how you doing.

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Speaker 14: You got a reservation for Friday night for three? I see,

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Speaker 14: looks like an anniversary dinner. That got you the best

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Speaker 13: Appreciate that, man. It's a special night for me and

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Speaker 14: Yeah, I'm just calling to confirm. You know, me and

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Speaker 14: my cousin we just bought this place. I didn't know

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Speaker 2: We gonna fix it up a lot.

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Speaker 13: Actually, it was a pretty good spot before. It was

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Speaker 13: like our favorite place. That's why we've been coming back

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Speaker 13: every year.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, then you're gonna love it even a more. Well,

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Speaker 2: we've blown this place out of the water. We're actual

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Speaker 2: from Italy. Oh wow, okay, we're real Italian.

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's my cousin, Vito.

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Speaker 4: I'm a vino.

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Speaker 2: That's a veto. He's cooking all of the food in

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Speaker 2: the back right now. Yeah, it is a primo.

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Speaker 13: It sounds like you guys are keeping up with the

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Speaker 11: So that's pretty important.

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Speaker 14: Oh yeah, way more than you realize. My friend, So

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Speaker 14: you mentioned this is your favorite restaurant. How long you

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Speaker 13: Me and my wife have been coming there from like

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Speaker 13: eight years now.

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Speaker 8: Eight years.

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Speaker 2: Heydo you hearing this? This guy's a long time Yeah.

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Speaker 14: Oh you're gonna be a don yourself someday here, Kyle.

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Speaker 14: I'm totally kidding about that, by the way. Yeah, I

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Speaker 14: didn't be the funny one around here, all right?

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Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, well we was. You know the meat balls there.

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Speaker 14: Ooh the meatballs, Oh my god, a famous Italian. You're

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Speaker 14: talking about a Grammar's recipe type of meta balls.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, spicy me the ball, that's the one you're talking about.

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Speaker 11: That's the one.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, we ditched those, man, we got rid of them.

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Speaker 14: What you know now we got a big ol'd bowler

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Speaker 14: par Benzala. Hey, mito, you're liking apart Benzala?

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Speaker 11: Oh you putting little.

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Speaker 2: Bottle Benzala on the bottom shoe on. It's so good.

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Speaker 2: You loving the bottle shooter, Kyle.

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Speaker 13: H Yeah, man, I've never heard of that before.

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Speaker 2: But hold on, you're gonna tell me you haven't heard

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Speaker 2: of a gor bandala or a poor batilla.

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Speaker 14: This guy loves a poor matilla.

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Speaker 2: Favorites of poor matilla.

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Speaker 13: Hold on, you guys said you got rid of theos.

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Speaker 13: Those are my wife's favorite.

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Speaker 14: Well, we decided to do something a little more, you know, unconventional.

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm.

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Speaker 13: Saying, Uh, an Italian restaurant getting rid of meat polls. Yeah,

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 14: Hey, look, I appreciate if you don't question the management

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Speaker 14: you all right? Suddenly your table just moved out away

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Speaker 14: from the window. You know what I'm saying around here, Kyle, Look.

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Speaker 13: Man, I don't want any problems. I just want to

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Speaker 2: We have a good Oh, we all have a good time. Hey,

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Speaker 2: Like I should have mention now that you bring it up.

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Speaker 14: In the past, the ownership would give you a free

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Speaker 13: Yeah, that's usually what happened.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but we're gonna kissing your wife on the mouth?

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Speaker 2: What Italians?

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Speaker 11: Right?

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Speaker 2: We kiss on the mouth, and we kiss everybody on

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Speaker 2: the mouth. I kiss if beatle on the mouth all

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Speaker 2: the time, right if you kiss on the mouth? Right now?

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Speaker 13: Look, man, the only person that's kissing my wife on

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Speaker 13: the mouse's me.

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Speaker 2: So that's not true. How many girls you kids kiss

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Speaker 2: the fore the girls last night? We don't kiss the

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Speaker 2: four girls last night. You know how happy this man is.

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Speaker 13: Hey, that's good for him. Man, that's just not gonna

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Speaker 2: I may happen to get the doll over here. If

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Speaker 2: you got a problem, my friend, we may have a problem.

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Speaker 13: Hey, we might have a problem.

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Speaker 15: Man.

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Speaker 13: You can go get the donnish.

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Speaker 2: Oh you're gonna ask for the dollar.

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Speaker 4: We don't go get on the dollar.

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Speaker 11: Yo?

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Speaker 13: What the hell is going on?

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Speaker 6: Is this a good?

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Speaker 11: Okay?

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Speaker 13: Who is this?

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Speaker 11: Here?

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Speaker 2: We go to this shoe. We gotta kiss in this shoe?

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Speaker 13: Yeah, man, you're weird. Family wants to kiss my wife

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Speaker 2: You know what we do to people that have a

453
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Speaker 2: kissing this shoe?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

455
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Speaker 2: What we let him kiss the.

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Speaker 14: Fishes bronzen even Oh yeah, the bronzeno.

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Speaker 2: No not, I could die.

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Speaker 11: You know.

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Speaker 13: Honestly, it sounds like all of these guys are weird

460
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Speaker 13: out there.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, don't bring the call.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, you tell him PTO, you tell him what's going

463
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Speaker 14: on radio? Yay, Kyle, you just got a phone at that.

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Speaker 14: But it's all under the radio brooking to Jeffrey in

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Speaker 14: the morning.

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Speaker 2: What, Yeah, this is a brank phone. Caller. I can't

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Speaker 2: believe you're on the phone still.

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Speaker 4: To be honest, Oh my god, my name's.

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Speaker 2: Jose This is Jeffrey. Jeffrey, your wife Martha set you

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Speaker 2: up for this.

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Speaker 11: What are you?

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Speaker 7: He said, you go to this Italian restaurant for your

473
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Speaker 7: anniversary every year.

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Speaker 4: Yo.

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Speaker 13: The whole time I was thinking, like, what's up with

476
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Speaker 13: these guys on their weird voices?

477
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Speaker 14: Man, I think it's a crazy Now, wait till you

478
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Speaker 14: come in and I give you some of c men's

479
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Speaker 14: shoes just in case you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: Bedo knows what I'm saying. Kissing a wife and the shoe. Yeah, okay,

481
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Speaker 2: he's pretty focused on kissing your wife. I'm sorry about him.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, it was your number seven phone tap

483
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Speaker 4: of twenty twenty.

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Speaker 8: Four brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

485
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Speaker 4: Oh man, what a year we've had Jeffery in the morning.

486
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Speaker 4: I mean, honestly, pretty normal for the most part, that's true.

487
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Speaker 4: The Olympics in Paris made the rivers run brown. That

488
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Speaker 4: was fun.

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Speaker 8: MoU dang.

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Speaker 4: The hippo captured our hearts and bit our kneecaps, and

491
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:20,960
Speaker 4: then shocker Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez broke.

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Speaker 14: Up a jam.

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Speaker 4: No, hopefully they get back together in twenty years from

494
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Speaker 4: now so we can go.

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Speaker 2: Through this roller coaster one.

496
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Speaker 4: More times next to each other. But with all that

497
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Speaker 4: excitement going on, it almost made me forget. It's time

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Speaker 4: to put a nice little bow on this year and

499
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Speaker 4: countdown the best Loser line voicemails of twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 4: We've got the top ten list ready for you. We're

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Speaker 4: gonna play them coming up right after this. Can we

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Speaker 4: all agree talking is dumb and outdated? God, it's breaking

503
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Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the morning. Why speak when you can just

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00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:05,600
Speaker 4: text or DM tweet your thoughts at people. I've been

505
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:08,880
Speaker 4: trying to get our show into text form for years.

506
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:12,760
Speaker 4: Just text all our listeners the entire script of the show.

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Speaker 3: That's boring.

508
00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:19,040
Speaker 4: Yet, despite all these advances, for some reason, voicemail still exists.

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00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, most people.

510
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:23,920
Speaker 4: Born after two thousand and two have no idea how

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Speaker 4: to leave a normal sounding voice message. And while that

512
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,840
Speaker 4: is kind of sad for humanity, it is kind of

513
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:32,920
Speaker 4: great for our show because it allows us to do

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Speaker 4: the loser line, and at the end of each year

515
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Speaker 4: we highlight the worst communicators of our time by counting

516
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Speaker 4: down the most awkward, hilarious, cringe worthy messages that we

517
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Speaker 4: got over the past year, just in case you miss them.

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Speaker 8: Best.

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Speaker 4: Now this year's top ten countdown of the best the

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Speaker 4: loser lines of twenty twenty four. Let's get right into number.

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Speaker 10: TenneT Hey, Sarah, thanks again for being so kind. I

522
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:11,199
Speaker 10: did not mean to dump all over you with like

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Speaker 10: my coworker dying suddenly. I guess it all just came

524
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:19,960
Speaker 10: pouring out. I needed a placed event. Anyways, the least

525
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,520
Speaker 10: I could do is pay you back by offering you

526
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Speaker 10: some of her supplies. I know that that might sound weird,

527
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:30,240
Speaker 10: but like, have you been to office depot lately? Staplers

528
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Speaker 10: are like fifteen dollars now, and that's just like the

529
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Speaker 10: normal ones. So yeah, if you could come over to

530
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Speaker 10: the office building where I work, obviously tomorrow night later

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Speaker 10: would be preferable, we could definitely go through her drawers

532
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Speaker 10: and pick out a few things. Maybe grab ATRNK after

533
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Speaker 10: if you're down. I don't think she'd mind, you know, like,

534
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Speaker 10: obviously she's ed aren't here, so yeah, give me a

535
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Speaker 10: call back.

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Speaker 3: But which one of you is fell free my desk?

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Speaker 1: If I kicked the bucket, it's Alexis, isn't it what

538
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Speaker 1: your kids are work?

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Speaker 3: That's sitting.

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Speaker 4: Very good, that's what she's said. Let's move on. We

541
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Speaker 4: got to get to number nine on the list.

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Speaker 15: Next message, Adam, Hi, it's the other night. I'm really

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Speaker 15: sorry to do this to you, like last minute, but

544
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Speaker 15: are you free in like an hour?

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Speaker 8: Maybe?

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Speaker 15: Green hate someone to be appalled there from my grandpa's

547
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Speaker 15: fem he weighed like three hundred and seventy pounds and

548
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Speaker 15: the men in my family are a week So thinking,

549
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Speaker 15: who do I know who has giant muscles and would help?

550
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Speaker 15: And I tell you so, I just wanted to, uh

551
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Speaker 15: see if you could do it.

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Speaker 3: I know it's a weird.

553
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Speaker 15: Ask, but I don't know who else to call, so

554
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Speaker 15: I'll text you the address and if you just throw

555
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Speaker 15: in a suit, come over, you know, look bad and

556
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:07,040
Speaker 15: the only rule is don't chop grandpa. Okay, let me know.

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Speaker 16: Next message.

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Speaker 3: Oh what a grim start to our top ten.

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00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:12,840
Speaker 2: We've got two.

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Speaker 4: Deaths in the top ten. Already was complimenting and she's

561
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Speaker 4: saying he looks strong.

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Speaker 3: Here's the thing.

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Speaker 1: If you are a person that when you die you

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Speaker 1: cannot be carried, it's time.

565
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:26,600
Speaker 3: To look at cremation. Sure, that is maybe a better option.

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Speaker 2: Look into a right.

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Speaker 3: When you move. Show is full of death advice today.

568
00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:34,760
Speaker 2: Death advice.

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Speaker 4: Though we're learning a lot with the top ten loser

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Speaker 4: line voicemails of the year, let's keep learning with number eight.

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Speaker 12: Next message, Jamie, Hey, it's I gotta tell you. I've

572
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Speaker 12: been going to that waffle house for years and I

573
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 12: never saw a girl there that look like she's spit

574
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Speaker 12: in beauty passions. Look like you walked right off the

575
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Speaker 12: Miss America. I mean, I'd let you chunk throw some gravy.

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Speaker 11: On me for all I care.

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Speaker 16: Bring a couple of those paper hats and anytime you want.

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Speaker 12: I mean, it's so pretty. Listen, my bird says I. Also,

579
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:28,800
Speaker 12: my bird says high too.

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Speaker 4: I know it's pretty jarring, but that was actually tame

581
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Speaker 4: for a waffle house customer.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, it's just a it's just a reminder that

583
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Speaker 1: just because they look old and senile and kind, they're.

584
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Speaker 2: If you're just joining us.

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Speaker 4: We're cutting down the top ten loser line voicemails of

586
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Speaker 4: the past year and coming in at number seven, we

587
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Speaker 4: got this one.

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Speaker 15: Is this the manager of the dollar store?

589
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:57,160
Speaker 8: You would send me a voicemail.

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Speaker 17: You powered, here's a question, why do you call yourself

591
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Speaker 17: the dollar store when things cost.

592
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 1: More than a dollar?

593
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,679
Speaker 10: You know, I have five bucks on me.

594
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 8: I want five candy bars.

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00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:11,880
Speaker 15: I got an argument with your registered lady.

596
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:13,480
Speaker 12: I think her name was Kat or something.

597
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 17: So don't you Jack know that if you price something

598
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:20,200
Speaker 17: higher than what you pray on your sign, it's both

599
00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:24,399
Speaker 17: advertising and you know what, get ready for a class

600
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:27,240
Speaker 17: action lawsuit and me hitting up every one of your

601
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Speaker 17: stores this weekend in one hundred dollars radius. I'm gonna

602
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 17: steal all your toothpaste and.

603
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:34,479
Speaker 3: Then what are you gonna do?

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00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:35,120
Speaker 8: Huh?

605
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,359
Speaker 12: What are you gonna do?

606
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 11: Wow?

607
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:39,320
Speaker 3: Not have fresh breath?

608
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 4: Yea angry about candy bars. We're getting all of Brooks

609
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:45,000
Speaker 4: stoppelgangers calling me.

610
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 1: Honestly, I did reflect on my mother. They opened a

611
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:52,000
Speaker 1: Dollar General or something in my down and she went

612
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 1: in there and saw two dollars wine glasses.

613
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:56,320
Speaker 2: Oh not happy.

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Speaker 4: Dollar General is the nicest store to open in your

615
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 4: town in fifteen. So let's move on to your number

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Speaker 4: six loser line voicemail of the year.

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Speaker 18: Hey, Jessica, It's going to be difficult, but uh, I

618
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 18: just got back from the doctor. Uh he told me

619
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 18: I have two months left to live, so.

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Speaker 2: Just kidding, gotcha.

621
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Speaker 19: Oh man, you probably felt so bad. But uh, now

622
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:40,040
Speaker 19: that I have your attention and uh, you know I'm

623
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 19: around for the long haul, let's go out. I mean,

624
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 19: I was serious about going to the doctor, but he

625
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 19: told me I was bigger than average.

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Speaker 12: So call me for all.

627
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 3: This is the cringiest How did I ever get this guy?

628
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 4: My god, women love a guy with a sense of humor.

629
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:01,880
Speaker 3: Uh, that's not funny.

630
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:03,080
Speaker 2: I didn't say a good.

631
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:05,040
Speaker 4: Sense of humor, a sense of time, got.

632
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 3: It, You can't use humor?

633
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:06,920
Speaker 8: Is not worried.

634
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,360
Speaker 4: But remember we have made it from number ten to

635
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Speaker 4: number six. As we're still counting down the top ten

636
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Speaker 4: loser line messages of the year.

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Speaker 2: Gets better, it does.

638
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:17,760
Speaker 4: It has to get better from there. Who will have

639
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:21,520
Speaker 4: the honor of being named the number one cringiest voicemail

640
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Speaker 4: of twenty twenty four. You're gonna find out when we

641
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:27,400
Speaker 4: continue the countdown right after this. It's Brooke and Jeffrey

642
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 4: in the morning. And if you're just joining us, we're

643
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Speaker 4: in the middle of our countdown at the top ten

644
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:36,200
Speaker 4: loser line voicemails of the past year retreat. And it's

645
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Speaker 4: hard because there's so much delicious cringe for us to

646
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:42,800
Speaker 4: choose from. We can't plick them all. So we've already

647
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Speaker 4: played numbers ten through number six. And what have we

648
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:49,880
Speaker 4: covered so far? Our lady's angry rant at the dollar

649
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Speaker 4: store for being too expensive, a woman who wanted a

650
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Speaker 4: last second fill in pallbearer for her three hundred and

651
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 4: seventy five pound grandpa. And a man willing to loot

652
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:02,720
Speaker 4: free office supplies from a dead woman's desk in order

653
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Speaker 4: to impress his date.

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Speaker 3: I'm really glad you didn't bring up the old guy

655
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Speaker 3: with the parrot.

656
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 4: Yeah like him, I mean. And we're not even into

657
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 4: the top five yet, so you know it's only gonna

658
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:16,680
Speaker 4: get weirder as we continue the countdown. Let's get to

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Speaker 4: your number five loser line voicemail of twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 6: Hi, you like tongue twisters?

661
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:33,479
Speaker 2: I do because they make my mouth tickle.

662
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 10: Speaky Simon saw and snatched up Chevin Slippery Spiders.

663
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 12: Isn't that fun?

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Speaker 15: I love that one.

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Speaker 6: I love Speaky Simon.

666
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Speaker 11: He's so great.

667
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Speaker 2: Now you do one for me, okay, I'm light.

668
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Speaker 6: Yeah, Jimmy, whenever Okay.

669
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:08,560
Speaker 4: His creepy laugh is gonna like hunt my dreams?

670
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Speaker 3: Why did that sit so wrong?

671
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Speaker 11: I know?

672
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Speaker 7: And here's actually like the kindest, nicest, most normal without the.

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Speaker 4: Tone of his voice.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but literally it was his voice. It's like whatever

675
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Speaker 3: the opposite of as mr.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, let's listen to the number four loser line message

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Speaker 4: of twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 6: Okay, Jessica, I mean, let's get one thing straight. I mean,

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Speaker 6: do you even understand like who you're blowing off right now?

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Speaker 6: I mean, I mean my dad is worth like a

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Speaker 6: butt ton of money, and I'm worth a butt ton

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Speaker 6: of money. I mean he's very important. I mean you've

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Speaker 6: heard of like doctor Scholes, odor eater foot inserts. I

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Speaker 6: mean my dad invented those things. I mean, if it

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Speaker 6: wasn't for him, like plee's foot would be like out

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Speaker 6: of freaking control and foot sweat and planter warts and

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Speaker 6: corns and calluses and plant fasciitis and foot pain and

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Speaker 6: all that crap. I mean, I'm the heir to the

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Speaker 6: doctor Shoal's fortune. I mean, and you're not gonna call

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Speaker 6: me back. I'm the footstink king. Check my instat and

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Speaker 6: when I post for my family's villa in Italy and

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Speaker 6: you're not invited, so goodbye.

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Speaker 11: I hope you get bunions.

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Speaker 13: Oh wow, you're.

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Speaker 3: Not going to the villa that snowy feet bilt. I

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Speaker 3: mean that is quite the air.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, But if you're just joining us, we're counting

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Speaker 4: down the top ten loser line voicemails of the past

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Speaker 4: calendar year. And remember you can get the number for

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Speaker 4: the loser line by texting the word loser to seven eight, five,

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Speaker 4: nine two, and make sure you give it out to

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Speaker 4: somebody so we can keep doing messages like this in

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Speaker 4: the coming years. Now, we got to get to number

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Speaker 4: three loser line phone call of the year.

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Speaker 20: Next message, Hey, Jake, it's a I just wanted to

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Speaker 20: tell you I had so much fun with you the

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Speaker 20: other night, and I love the homework assignment you gave

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Speaker 20: me is Mary bang Kill. So I had to think

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Speaker 20: about it.

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Speaker 21: Out of all the presidents, he told me which ones

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Speaker 21: I would do, and I finally have my answer. So okay,

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Speaker 21: first we're gonna start with bang. And like obviously the

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Speaker 21: answer like everyone would give would be Clinton because like

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Speaker 21: he knows what he's doing. But I'm thinking it my

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Speaker 21: real answer might be Richard Nixon, because you know, the

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Speaker 21: bad boys, like they're always the most fun. So I'm

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Speaker 21: gonna go with Nixon.

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Speaker 20: On that and then kill I don't even really want

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Speaker 20: to kill any of them, but if I had to,

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Speaker 20: I guess I would choose Lincoln because you know, he

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Speaker 20: gets shot anyway, so I don't know what's the harmon

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Speaker 20: me doing it, so I.

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Speaker 21: Guess I'll just kill him.

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Speaker 20: And then for Mary, I think I think I'm going

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Speaker 20: to go with Obama on this one, just because like

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Speaker 20: I'm not exactly sure if he's a legal citizen or not.

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Speaker 20: So if he marries me, then he's.

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Speaker 21: Going to be a citizen, and I really want that

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Speaker 21: for him. So yeah, now your turn, and you have

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Speaker 21: to do it back to me, and you have to

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Speaker 21: do first, ladies.

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Speaker 3: I'll be waiting. Is anyone else mad that the bang

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Speaker 3: wasn't obviously? JFK?

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Speaker 4: All right, We're on now to number two of our

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Speaker 4: top loser line phone calls every year. What's this one

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Speaker 4: going to be next?

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Speaker 16: Hey, my mom's in the other room, so I have

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Speaker 16: to keep this kind of quiet.

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Speaker 18: But but I still wanted to get your feedback on

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Speaker 18: my movie review channel that I'm doing on YouTube, So

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Speaker 18: hold on, I.

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Speaker 13: Need to start the music.

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Speaker 11: There we Go.

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Speaker 6: Is Godzilla versus Kong.

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Speaker 16: Kong walks in going all, then Godzilla comes in going

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Speaker 16: all and it's pretty cool. But but there's a surprise

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Speaker 16: at the end. I'll give you one hand so overall,

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Speaker 16: I give it three and a half goldfish crackers.

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Speaker 21: So how's that?

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Speaker 4: Didn't he start that call by saying, I need to

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Speaker 4: keep this quiet because my mom's in the other room.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you think.

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Speaker 3: His mom wants him to move out? I never saw

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Speaker 3: that movie. Did they have a baby Godzilla? Because I'm

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Speaker 3: pretty sure what that that's what that last sound?

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Speaker 4: Don't spoil it for us. There we go. Now, finally

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Speaker 4: we're giant friends. We have made it to the number

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Speaker 4: one message in the top ten loser lines of twenty

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Speaker 4: twenty four, The Creme de la crine. It's called checks

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Speaker 4: mix rewind. Let's hear it.

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Speaker 22: Next message, Hey, Ali, it's it's I don't know if

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Speaker 22: you remember me.

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Speaker 11: We met and uh, you know over.

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Speaker 2: The checks make said you make that really like really

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Speaker 2: funny joke.

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Speaker 22: You said, waiter checks please.

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Speaker 21: Like we laughed?

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Speaker 11: Oh man, Like anyway, I was.

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Speaker 22: I was kind of wondering if I'm sorry. Oh crap,

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Speaker 22: my phone's actually about to die. Basically, let me just hurry.

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Speaker 22: I had a really good time with you. I think

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Speaker 22: it's soup a fool and like amazing. And I just like, like,

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Speaker 22: let's go out next Friday or Saturday or or whenever

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Speaker 22: you're free by dinner.

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Speaker 11: I just want to get to know you.

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Speaker 22: And and yeah, coming back, Oh, I guess I didn't

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Speaker 22: have to actually go that fast.

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Speaker 11: My phone, I'm not gonna die.

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Speaker 22: Look, could we just like rewind past all the parts,

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Speaker 22: go back to the checks mixed up?

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Speaker 2: You rewind?

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Speaker 22: Yeah, to just ignore that.

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Speaker 4: And they say it is They said there's no such

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Speaker 4: thing as the perfect voicemail. We just heard it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, God, I felt for that man.

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Speaker 2: You can hear the panic. Yes, you know.

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Speaker 3: It's like one of those moments where the words are

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Speaker 3: coming out of your mouth but you can't stop them.

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Speaker 2: I don't know why I said that. I didn't say that,

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Speaker 2: but anyway.

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Speaker 3: So your brain shut up.

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Speaker 4: Fortunately, in the same vein, we are running out of

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Speaker 4: time to do this segment, so the time losing round

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Speaker 4: for twenty twenty four, and we need you to help.

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Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Thank you so

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Speaker 4: much for listening, and Happy New Year, Happy uh Merry Christmas,

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Speaker 4: everything else. We love you anyway. Thanks guys. That's your

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Speaker 4: lose lines of the year. It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 8: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: The biggest new TikTok star is only three years old.

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Speaker 4: Oh but what they're doing is why millions and millions

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Speaker 4: of people are scrambling to watch all of their videos. Plus,

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Speaker 4: it's shopping season and one of the most frequented stores

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Speaker 4: during this time of the year is Target. But you

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Speaker 4: should know there's a secret holiday snitch looking to bust

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Speaker 4: you in the checkout area and you probably never knew

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Speaker 4: about it. You're gonna hear it in a brand new

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Speaker 4: TikTok click shot. It's coming up right now. If you've

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Speaker 4: ever seen the movie Gone with the Wind, it was

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Speaker 4: made in the nineteen thirties. Yeah, so some of the

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Speaker 4: content it's a little problematic.

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Speaker 2: Oh I should go back and watch it. It's probably controversial.

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Speaker 4: Well, if you do, they just redubbed a bunch of it.

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Speaker 4: So now Clark Gable's famous line is, Frankly, my dear,

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Speaker 4: I don't give a.

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Speaker 8: Foo TikTok black shot.

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Speaker 4: There we go, problems solved. It's ttok click shot, where

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Speaker 4: we serve up the biggest TikTok videos from the past

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Speaker 4: week while fixing all the social injus, just as we've

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Speaker 4: had in the last hundred years.

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Speaker 2: Every week we do this.

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Speaker 4: That's easy this segment, let's get to your first TikTok

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Speaker 4: click shock from a one named Colleen who goes by

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Speaker 4: the handle naming Bebe. She's a baby named consultants. I

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Speaker 4: didn't know you could make a whole career out of that,

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Speaker 4: but apparently you can.

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Speaker 1: Remember we've talked about this on the show, like how

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Speaker 1: people were making buckets of money to get into them.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't remember the.

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Speaker 4: Show, try to actively block it out of my memory.

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Speaker 4: But she says the big trend that she's seeing right

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Speaker 4: now is dog names for babies. Normally, when people say, oh,

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Speaker 4: that's what you want to call your baby, it sounds

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Speaker 4: like a dog name. That used to be an insult,

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Speaker 4: but not Anymoreyore.

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Speaker 1: My sister in law named her first kid after their

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Speaker 1: parents dead dog.

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Speaker 3: No, it wasn't a tribute.

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Speaker 1: They just happened to like the dog today and so

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Speaker 1: they went with the dogs.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she does. She does go to the bathroom in

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Speaker 4: the yard, though, so it's like their souls are kind

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Speaker 4: of connected.

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Speaker 12: What do you mean.

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Speaker 4: I won't explain, but I'll let Colleen do it.

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Speaker 9: When I think about dog names, a few trends come

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Speaker 9: to mind. The first is like cutesy nickname names Charlie, Daisy, Sophie, Ruby, Sadie, Archie.

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Speaker 9: I also think of like short and sweet names Leo, Max, Chloe, Luna.

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Speaker 9: Luna is a huge dog name and the number ten

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Speaker 9: ranked baby name for girls Air Banjo Blue. I think

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Speaker 9: if you went to Australia, you'd see that those names

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Speaker 9: are super on trend, and against your best instincts, you'd

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Speaker 9: start to like.

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Speaker 3: Them than I thought.

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Speaker 4: Like video for the Lively discussion, with many admitting they

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Speaker 4: faced the baby versus dog dilemma, one person said, I'm

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Speaker 4: obsessed with Lucy, but my husband's reaction was that's a

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Speaker 4: great Dane. Another one said, love the idea of calling

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Speaker 4: my son blue, and I'm told that's a country dog

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Speaker 4: name that chases sheep around.

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Speaker 1: Sound like my best friend is named Lily and people

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Speaker 1: are always like, oh, I have a dog named Lily.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, named Bella. Every dog, every dog in the world's

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Speaker 2: name is bell if it's a girl.

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Speaker 4: And while she says she supports the trend, you may

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Speaker 4: want to stay away from the name Rover.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all I was joking with because it's trademark.

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Speaker 11: She says.

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Speaker 4: It it might sound unique today, could be a source

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Speaker 4: of embarrassment for your child later on, especially if they

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Speaker 4: enjoy wearing collars. Marmaduke, though, that's fire, You're clear to

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Speaker 4: use it. That was a TikTok click shot. Let's go

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Speaker 4: to your next TikTok click shot from a woman named

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Speaker 4: Sandra who goes by the handle I am Sandra a

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Speaker 4: v And she was at Target the other day. Immediately

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Speaker 4: after her shopping experience, she became very upset and embarrassed,

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Speaker 4: and she posted a video that got about a million

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Speaker 4: views on it. And you should know Target is self

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Speaker 4: checkout machines.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh it's this lady.

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Speaker 4: Yeah you've seen this.

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Speaker 3: She's viral. Yeah, it's bad. If it's what I'm thinking,

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Speaker 3: there are signs I haven't seen.

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Speaker 4: It posted at Target saying ten items or less if

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Speaker 4: you're using self checkout, because it's perfect for like a

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Speaker 4: quick trip if you just want to grab a couple

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Speaker 4: things and get out, especially during the holidays when things

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Speaker 4: are super busy. Sandra knew this, but it still didn't

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Speaker 4: end well for her.

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Speaker 14: Oh today, there was a line at all registers so

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Speaker 14: and the self checkouts were empty.

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Speaker 4: So I was like, you know what, I'm just gonna

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Speaker 4: go ahead and self check out.

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Speaker 11: I had like.

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Speaker 21: About fifteen items maybe I don't know, maybe more.

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Speaker 4: I was scanning things, you know, and I was trying

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00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:36,520
Speaker 4: to hurry up before they told me anything.

899
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 3: The freaking machine snitched on me once I scanned the

900
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 3: eleven and I was just like, like, I jump if a.

901
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:46,320
Speaker 2: Register says ten items are less.

902
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:48,239
Speaker 21: It's ten items or less, or it's gonna embarrass you.

903
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 2: I don't know. There was like a built and alarm.

904
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 3: Because there's a self shaming system Target.

905
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:57,600
Speaker 4: Self checkout machines are snitches. A spotlight will show up

906
00:43:57,640 --> 00:44:00,360
Speaker 4: and employees will walk over and shame you and public.

907
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 2: I was like, I can't count.

908
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:08,440
Speaker 1: Well, I'm in a double count and Chile count beforehand.

909
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 7: He is crazy.

910
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:12,800
Speaker 4: You will be laughed out of the store. So good job, Target.

911
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:14,680
Speaker 4: Way to bring the shame into everyday life.

912
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:16,879
Speaker 2: That's also my goal to be laughed out of every room.

913
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 4: Yes, go do it on burbose. That's a TikTok click shot.

914
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:21,799
Speaker 4: In your final.

915
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:24,000
Speaker 3: TikTok click shot is from a.

916
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:27,440
Speaker 4: Young man out of the UK. His handle is cooking

917
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:30,719
Speaker 4: with Carter and his latest video got four point one

918
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:34,200
Speaker 4: million views. And the reason I said young man is

919
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:38,880
Speaker 4: because Carter is only three years old. Here's a picture

920
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:43,800
Speaker 4: of little Carter. He looks like he's still like total

921
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:49,840
Speaker 4: baby face. Oh yeah, well most people mature by the

922
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:51,399
Speaker 4: age three that I was sorry.

923
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:54,200
Speaker 3: I didn't know that most people in your family had chiseled.

924
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 4: Jaw lifes or we get work done to make sure

925
00:44:57,160 --> 00:45:00,320
Speaker 4: that we're chisel. But like I said, four I won

926
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 4: million views on the latest video has been a huge

927
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:04,839
Speaker 4: hit with people around the world who want to watch

928
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:07,719
Speaker 4: a toddler cook a meal with his dad. And the

929
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:14,960
Speaker 4: latest recipe Carter tried was chocolate chip pancakes. Let's listen, Jay, I'm.

930
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:29,800
Speaker 23: Going to make some pancakes. Now pulled the sugar. Nice secret.

931
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:33,160
Speaker 23: I can pull a pancakes. I'm going to put some

932
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:39,319
Speaker 23: chocolate chips. Done can put all my plate and I'm

933
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:42,919
Speaker 23: gonna put some silver on it and eat it. It's

934
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:43,880
Speaker 23: very ummy.

935
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:48,200
Speaker 3: Oh my god, he he peaked it three.

936
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:51,400
Speaker 4: The top comments on the video was why is this

937
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 4: kid better at cooking than me?

938
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:55,319
Speaker 2: Right immediately, he's better than me.

939
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:58,000
Speaker 4: Another one where my heart melted when he said a

940
00:45:58,120 --> 00:45:59,359
Speaker 4: knob of butter.

941
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:01,359
Speaker 8: Cut.

942
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:04,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is cute, but once he develops a temper

943
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:06,359
Speaker 4: and starts yelling at his dad for screwing up, he's

944
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:07,680
Speaker 4: going to be a Food Network star.

945
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:12,760
Speaker 3: The only thing that stands in his way is puberty.

946
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:16,960
Speaker 4: That's right, Are you kidding me? It's not molecular astronomy dot,

947
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 4: it's bloody chicken nuggets and take a toss.

948
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:24,839
Speaker 14: He's going to virl me some scrambled eggs.

949
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:26,799
Speaker 4: You're going to be a star, Carter. Those were your

950
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:28,800
Speaker 4: TikTok shot.

951
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 8: Stories of the day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

952
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:43,120
Speaker 4: It is the holidays right now, and we're always asking

953
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:46,359
Speaker 4: our listeners to share their traditions that they do at home.

954
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:48,640
Speaker 3: It's so fun to hear what people do.

955
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 2: But Brooke, what about.

956
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:53,880
Speaker 4: You, what's your favorite holiday tradition other than not taking

957
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:54,920
Speaker 4: the vaccine?

958
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:57,480
Speaker 3: I definitely take vaccines.

959
00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:59,240
Speaker 2: Jeffrey, do you believe in science?

960
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:01,920
Speaker 4: Them into the sewer right in front of your family?

961
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:06,840
Speaker 4: Now kids saying screw you Pfizer. Yeah, really brings the

962
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:08,200
Speaker 4: family specific friends.

963
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 3: No you do? Do you actually want to know?

964
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 6: Do?

965
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:12,319
Speaker 1: Yeah?

966
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's our pickle hunt.

967
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 2: I've heard of this.

968
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:15,839
Speaker 8: Yeah.

969
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 3: So there you have.

970
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:20,960
Speaker 1: A little pickle ornament and you someone hides it on

971
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,839
Speaker 1: the tree, and then whoever finds it first gets an

972
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:25,080
Speaker 1: extra special price.

973
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,040
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, I thought this was going to like some

974
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:30,520
Speaker 4: sort of male strip club and weird.

975
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:34,279
Speaker 2: Okay, a different one. I'm the pickle.

976
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, but we have a tradition of talking to somebody

977
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 4: named Liz on the holidays every single year.

978
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:45,920
Speaker 3: Starting now, Liz, do you got on your tree?

979
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:48,520
Speaker 22: I don't, but I will after this conversation.

980
00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:50,680
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, starting.

981
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:52,240
Speaker 3: Now, dude. The pickle hunt is fun.

982
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:55,520
Speaker 4: Everybody go home and pickle your treat. So now let's

983
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:56,880
Speaker 4: end Brook out of the studio so we can get

984
00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:57,239
Speaker 4: to the game.

985
00:47:57,239 --> 00:47:57,359
Speaker 11: Here.

986
00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:59,600
Speaker 4: You got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.

987
00:47:59,600 --> 00:47:59,759
Speaker 11: Liz.

988
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:01,000
Speaker 4: If you I don't know when, you could say pass.

989
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:02,960
Speaker 4: But you have to beat Brook outright if you want

990
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:04,040
Speaker 4: to win. Are you ready?

991
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:05,200
Speaker 11: I am ready?

992
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:09,040
Speaker 4: Good, Lucky. Your time starts now. Frankie Munaz celebrates a

993
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:11,720
Speaker 4: birthday today. He's best known for starring on What Fox

994
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 4: sitcom Come in the middle. What famous lake is on

995
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:19,040
Speaker 4: the border of California and Nevada. Yes, the Battle of

996
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:21,280
Speaker 4: Gettysburg occurred in which US.

997
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:23,960
Speaker 6: State O cr Philadelphia.

998
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:26,360
Speaker 4: What is the name for the numbered piece of paper

999
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:28,719
Speaker 4: marathon runner has to wear when they enter a race.

1000
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:36,960
Speaker 4: What superhero does actor Jason Momoa play in the word o'clock?

1001
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:40,720
Speaker 4: The O actually stands for two words. What are they?

1002
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:45,760
Speaker 6: Oh? No, oh, no, it's eleven?

1003
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:50,080
Speaker 4: I love that. Okay, it's coming back into the studio.

1004
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 2: Here.

1005
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:56,160
Speaker 4: We heard Brooks family holiday traditions, but Liz, we didn't

1006
00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:59,000
Speaker 4: really get to yours too much. Apparently you have two

1007
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:01,400
Speaker 4: favorite ones, which is spending a lot of time with

1008
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:05,520
Speaker 4: your family and shopping. So I'm curious, what's the best

1009
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 4: deal that you got this year on Black Friday or

1010
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:11,239
Speaker 4: Cyber Monday or Walmart Wednesday. I don't know what they're called, but.

1011
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 15: Yeah, I actually got three hundred dollars up of one

1012
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 15: of the robot vacuums, and that usually doesn't happen, so

1013
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:19,880
Speaker 15: I was pretty excited.

1014
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:24,920
Speaker 1: We have a robot vacuum, and I'm gonna tell you

1015
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,800
Speaker 1: that thing really ensures me that the robots aren't taking

1016
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:28,400
Speaker 1: over the world.

1017
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,400
Speaker 3: It is so dumb. So I hope you have better.

1018
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:34,600
Speaker 17: Luck with yours, you know, I do, And I bought

1019
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:35,840
Speaker 17: a couple off brand ones.

1020
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 11: But you got to spend a little more.

1021
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:38,759
Speaker 8: You know.

1022
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:41,880
Speaker 4: Okay, good tip, Let's go to brook here. Are you ready?

1023
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:42,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm ready.

1024
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:46,120
Speaker 4: Your time starts now. Frankie Muniz celebrates a birthday today.

1025
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:48,719
Speaker 4: He's best known for starring on What Fox sitcom?

1026
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:49,479
Speaker 6: Oh God?

1027
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:52,240
Speaker 3: What is the name of that shoot pass?

1028
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:55,240
Speaker 4: What famous lake is on the border of California, Nevada,

1029
00:49:56,120 --> 00:50:00,560
Speaker 4: Shasta Lake, Tahoe, The Battle of Gettysburg? Heard in which

1030
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:01,200
Speaker 4: US state?

1031
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:02,840
Speaker 3: Pennsylvania?

1032
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 4: What is the name for the numbered piece of paper

1033
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:07,439
Speaker 4: a marathon runner has to wear when they enter a race?

1034
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:07,719
Speaker 19: Bid?

1035
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:12,560
Speaker 4: What superhero does actor Jason Momoa play Aquaman? In the

1036
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:15,400
Speaker 4: word O clock? The O actually stands for two words.

1037
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:16,120
Speaker 2: What are they?

1038
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:19,600
Speaker 3: The oh obviously stands for on time.

1039
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:26,959
Speaker 4: Yes, it's a hard one. Okay, interesting guesses today, Let's

1040
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:28,359
Speaker 4: go over to the scoreboard to see how you did

1041
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:30,839
Speaker 4: with jose So. Did you eat a lot of French

1042
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 4: onion soup last night? Or is that just the natural

1043
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:36,680
Speaker 4: scent your body secrets? I love French onion soup, so

1044
00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:38,839
Speaker 4: I can smell that smell there air.

1045
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 7: You got to correct today?

1046
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, solid, It wasn't enough to.

1047
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:50,320
Speaker 2: Be brook Brooks same amount of questions.

1048
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:57,760
Speaker 4: And for her, Sorry, Liz brook best did you this time?

1049
00:50:57,800 --> 00:50:59,880
Speaker 4: But there's always next time. Let's go over the answers

1050
00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 4: for everybody. Frankie Munez celebrates a birthday today. He is

1051
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:05,520
Speaker 4: best known for starring on the Fox sitcom Malcolm in

1052
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:06,320
Speaker 4: the Middle.

1053
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:09,120
Speaker 3: Of It to Save My Life.

1054
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 4: The famous lake on the border of California and Nevada

1055
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:15,320
Speaker 4: is Lake Tahoe. The Battle of Gettysburg occurred in Pennsylvania.

1056
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:17,200
Speaker 4: The name for the numbered piece of paper on a

1057
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:19,720
Speaker 4: marathon runner that they have to wear is a bib.

1058
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:24,120
Speaker 4: Jason Momoa plays the superhero Aquaman and in oak Clock

1059
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:31,399
Speaker 4: here we go. The OL actually stands for of the.

1060
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:32,759
Speaker 1: Like, why did we need to appreviate of the of

1061
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:35,200
Speaker 1: That was too much for us to handle me with oaklock?

1062
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:36,080
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1063
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:39,560
Speaker 4: Too much, so, Liz, I'm sorry it was not enough

1064
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:41,600
Speaker 4: to beat Brooke. But just for playing, we are going

1065
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:43,719
Speaker 4: to give you a pair of tickets to Kuza by

1066
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:48,080
Speaker 4: Cirque de Sole, performing January nineteenth through March second under

1067
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:50,600
Speaker 4: the Big top at King County's Merrymore Park and get

1068
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:54,600
Speaker 4: ready for the acrobatic adrenaline rush of Cuza by Cirque

1069
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:58,320
Speaker 4: de Sole. Also they sell beer Kuzzi's at Cuza for sure.

1070
00:51:58,840 --> 00:51:59,280
Speaker 16: Nice?

1071
00:51:59,520 --> 00:51:59,880
Speaker 4: Nice?

1072
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 1: Have you imagining in my life now that I'm going

1073
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:04,759
Speaker 1: to say of the clock, like when I call for

1074
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:07,840
Speaker 1: a dinner reservation, I would like to make it six

1075
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:09,799
Speaker 1: of the clocks, And that sounds great.

1076
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:11,520
Speaker 2: I guarantee you they'd move stuff for you.

1077
00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:13,600
Speaker 3: You think something, want to put me by the bathroom.

1078
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:18,120
Speaker 4: Any Morning's awesome having you on come back again soon, okay, yeah,

1079
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:20,880
Speaker 4: oh absolutely, thank you guys. We'll be back to Windbrooks

1080
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:21,920
Speaker 4: Block the same time tomorrow

1081
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:23,920
Speaker 8: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.