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Speaker 1: The lasts, the surprises, the chaos.

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Speaker 2: You're listening to. Another great moment from twenty twenty five

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Speaker 2: Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Nate said, let's do something fun. Let's do something that

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Speaker 1: dos this theater of the mind. Yeah, he said, how

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Speaker 1: about sound effect theater? I went, oh my god, what

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Speaker 1: a great idea. I love sound effect theater. What exactly

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Speaker 1: is sound effect? Sound effect theater is remember there's old

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Speaker 1: timey radio shows. Well they were probably old when you

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Speaker 1: were young, thank you, sorry, but they would tell a

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Speaker 1: story and there would be sound effects and it would

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Speaker 1: sound like you're listening to a movie basically, right. So

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Speaker 1: the difference is with sound effect theater, you're reading the

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Speaker 1: terrifying tale and everybody here in the room is supplying

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Speaker 1: the sound effects.

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Speaker 2: Are you guys on board?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: This is so fun.

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Speaker 1: So gandhi, You're gonna be a breeze, scary, is going

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Speaker 1: to be the sound of leaves, Frogy is gonna be

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Speaker 1: a star, a car starting, and it just goes on

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Speaker 1: and on.

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Speaker 2: Are you guys up to this? Yeah right, we haven't practiced,

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Speaker 2: so this is gonna be amazing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what could possibly possibly go wrong? Welcome to sound

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Speaker 1: effect theater. It was a breezy evening with the wind

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Speaker 1: blowing through the leadings. As the young farm girl opened

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Speaker 1: her car door and got in, she started the car.

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Speaker 2: Did it start? It didn't sound like it started.

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Speaker 1: She started the car, it was an electric and accelerated

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Speaker 1: while shifting the manual transmission. She sped down the dark

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Speaker 1: country road and turned on the radio to hear an

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Speaker 1: awkward song.

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Speaker 2: I'm a Barbieer barbie ware.

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Speaker 1: So quickly she changed to another station where a jazz

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Speaker 1: trumpet was quickly playing. The jazz trumpet got faster and

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Speaker 1: faster and was joined by a ripping bassline.

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Speaker 2: A fiddle.

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Speaker 1: Also joined it until she tuned the station to another

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Speaker 1: station and a female opera singer.

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Speaker 2: Was singing the final notes of her performance.

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Speaker 1: The crowd broke into applause as she finished her final note,

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Speaker 1: and then she decided to tune into a news station

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Speaker 1: teletype machines indicating there's a breaking new story. The announcer

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Speaker 1: said in a booming voice, Strange reports have been coming

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Speaker 1: in the flatulent werewolves throughout the area. Please stay in

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Speaker 1: tune flatulent wherewol Suddenly, a loud, grinding noise began to

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Speaker 1: emit from under the hood, joined by a scuttering sound

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Speaker 1: until a cough and a bang. Coffin bang, A coffin bang.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's like at the end of the engine

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Speaker 1: dies right and a cough and a bang. The cars

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Speaker 1: cars don't cough.

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Speaker 2: They this one did anyway.

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Speaker 1: The cough and bang finished off the engine, and the

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Speaker 1: car slowly whined to a stop on a dark gravel.

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Speaker 2: Road.

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Speaker 1: Opening the door, an owl hooted in the distance. Another

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Speaker 1: hooted even closer, and another even closer, until she was

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Speaker 1: barraged by incessant hooting. Surrounded by owls, she decided to

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Speaker 1: run down a dirt path to avoid the winged predators

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Speaker 1: of the night. The hooting grew softer until the owls

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Speaker 1: were replaced by a distant.

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Speaker 2: Werewolf owl distant, this distant.

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Speaker 1: Followed by a faint fart. The news report about Gassie

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Speaker 1: werewolves hadn't been a joke.

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Speaker 2: It scary.

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Speaker 1: Out of prhap power, ranger has lost oxygen. Her footsteps

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Speaker 1: fell faster, breathing heavily. She was startled by a bat

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Speaker 1: flitting vibe as she ran onto the creaky porch of

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Speaker 1: an old farmhouse. The wind, the.

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Speaker 2: Wind, I can't hear the wind. Wind.

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Speaker 1: The wind whistled, whistle whistling, wind, whistle, wind whistled through

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Speaker 1: the old structure, as another werewolf howled closer, followed by

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Speaker 1: another slightly louder fart, a crack of thunder through the

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Speaker 1: night as the house creaked and groaned around her as

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Speaker 1: she ran through the house, and then a werewolf howl

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Speaker 1: thundered behind her, followed by a louder fart. The Cassie

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Speaker 1: werewolf was close behind as the odiced howl.

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Speaker 2: Went the air with the.

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Speaker 1: Most cacophonous fart thundering through the empty house. The girl

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Speaker 1: screamed as an old alarm clock as an old cuckoo clock.

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Speaker 1: An alarm clock sounded off. She bounced up in her

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Speaker 1: springy bed. It was morning. A rooster crowed, a cow mooed,

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Speaker 1: a chicken clock in a goat name.

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Speaker 2: It had all been a dream? Or had it? Had

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Speaker 2: to go back to the other side of the hold.

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Speaker 1: On and then and then a distant werewolf howls.

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Speaker 2: And a semi distant lingering fart the end some rehearsal,

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Speaker 2: I wrote, why do we even read about it? I

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Speaker 2: don't even know what this was. There's a farting. I

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Speaker 2: gotta say. I gave him scary. A plus on his

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Speaker 2: sound effects, A plus scary. I'm sweating because of Froggy

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Speaker 2: did I mean? Everyone did a great job. A little

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Speaker 2: more volume, Froggy, a little more volume. The wind, it said,

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Speaker 2: it said, distant wind. I don't want to go I

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Speaker 2: his cough bang was incredible. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there supposed to be the sound of an engine

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Speaker 1: coughing and banging, but he had the sound of a

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Speaker 1: person coffe.

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Speaker 2: That interesting. The plot was a little shady, even a

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Speaker 2: C plus.

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Speaker 1: But nothing happened. There's there's no there's no story sound effects.

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Speaker 1: Why don't should be his story involved as well? Don't

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Speaker 1: you think there should have been deaf By the way,

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Speaker 1: You're owl is terrible?

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Speaker 2: What the owl hooting do? An owl that's not an owl?

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Speaker 2: I thought everybody did really good farts. I thought my

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Speaker 2: bats were pretty good. Your bat is.

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Speaker 1: Out there. Yeah, I'd like to hear one of you

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Speaker 1: do a cacophonist fart.

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Speaker 2: You really want me to do it, I'll do one