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Speaker 2: Sorry? Is it's taking a sup of water? Because my house,

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Speaker 2: the dog's the hair, the fur.

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Speaker 1: Sure, and you're hiding out in the basement or.

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Speaker 2: I'm in a corner in my rooms, in my room

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Speaker 2: of my house somewhere, but there's like someone cutting a

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Speaker 2: tree outside, which is just like, how do I It's

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Speaker 2: so sad? And then sorry, humble brag. My cleaning ladies coming.

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Speaker 1: Over, Get it.

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Speaker 2: I can't get them corners like I used to, not

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Speaker 2: with these titties in this gut. Hey, everybody, welcome to Adulting.

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Speaker 2: I'm a sheelby toe. What's up.

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Speaker 1: I'm Jordan Carlos. What's up?

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Speaker 2: I'm thirsty and out of breath. You know what I

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Speaker 2: did this morning too? I did a one of those

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Speaker 2: ivy drips with the vitamins. Get it? What's up? Just

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Speaker 2: preventative shit, Yeah, preventative shit. I don't think I feel

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Speaker 2: really bad for people who are working really long shifts,

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Speaker 2: for single parents, for people who are just taking on

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Speaker 2: more than they can chew, and they just feel like

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Speaker 2: they're like in quicksand, and you know, I mean, welcome

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Speaker 2: to the Adulting podcast. This is what we do, right.

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Speaker 2: We talk about stuff like there's nothing too petty, too big,

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Speaker 2: like we get to it all, but like you know,

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Speaker 2: the feeling of overwhelm, Yeah, it turns into the feeling

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Speaker 2: of dread. And it's like, we have the one life,

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Speaker 2: so let some motherfucking live it and take more off

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Speaker 2: your plate, you know, take some stuff off your plate

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Speaker 2: so you can start living your life.

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Speaker 1: No refund, Yeah, go for it.

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Speaker 2: You know, I say, plan your fun, like the way

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Speaker 2: you plan your doctor's appointments or your work, Like like,

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Speaker 2: do it, plan your fun, plan your fine. You gotta

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Speaker 2: plan that fun. I like planning parties, and you know,

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Speaker 2: plan your fine.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so you plan your parties all that you do?

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Speaker 1: You do the meatball jamboree, you do. I believe there's

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Speaker 1: a Halloween party. I mean every season has a reason.

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Speaker 1: What's up?

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Speaker 2: I like family themed, couple themed, if you're single, have

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Speaker 2: a theme. You gotta have a purpose. You can't just

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Speaker 2: like show up in a black T shirt a knife

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Speaker 2: in a cereal box and be like, I'm a serial killer.

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Speaker 2: What even though that's pretty good, Even though it's pretty good,

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Speaker 1: You know what, There goes my idea. Thanks a lot.

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Speaker 1: Michelle the whole family to dress up like different serial killers.

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Speaker 1: So there that goes all right. So I am so

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Speaker 1: curious about this IVY drip. Oh, like, how are you

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Speaker 1: with needles? Did they get that good good vein?

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Speaker 2: I'm pretty good with needles. Okay, I can't look at

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Speaker 2: them like I can't look at it going in, but

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Speaker 2: I'm pretty good with needles. I think a lot of

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Speaker 2: where my vein is. I have like one plump and

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Speaker 2: juicy vein that will get it all the time. And

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Speaker 2: I really like found out so much about my boy

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Speaker 2: Eve when I was doing IVF for five years, because

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Speaker 2: three days a week I had to go get my

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Speaker 2: blood taken and go get a swab, and so like,

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Speaker 2: I'm just getting all my holes poked and prodden and

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Speaker 2: there's like needles in your belly and your booty and

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Speaker 2: some sort of like weird storm trooper with backfat and

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Speaker 2: I'm like, let's go. The nurses would be like, I

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Speaker 2: don't know what garman. I'm like, I do, bitch, I've

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Speaker 2: been holding a fist for twenty minutes and drinking lots

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Speaker 2: of water and gator ing. Let's go.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. I used to do those injections. It

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Speaker 1: felt like that scene in pulp fiction over and over again,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but with no bangs yeah, and no dancing, you know,

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Speaker 2: no John Travolta, no chicken.

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Speaker 1: Dance, no five dollar milkshake, Like, let's go, like, come on,

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Speaker 1: what happened to that? Now we've passed the five dollars

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Speaker 1: milkshake used to be expensive. Now you're like, that's a deal.

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Speaker 2: John trav Also pulp fiction. Great Halloween costume, great Halloween

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Speaker 2: like perfect, Yes, a Jerry Crow. Way you can take

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Speaker 1: Hold on, you're talking about like how women dressing in

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Speaker 2: So you're saying that, no, you know, I do love

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Speaker 2: a crossover AM to PM. Whether there's shoes, a bag

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Speaker 2: reason for the season. Listen, I'm saying the wig.

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Speaker 1: That is I love this? Is this your conspiracy theory?

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Speaker 1: Was this the same wig? Because no conspiracy theory.

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Speaker 2: I'd love that. I already sound like them. Are you high?

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Speaker 2: Because every time someone's high, they think I'm like spinning

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Speaker 2: conspiracy theories. I'm like, no, this is how I think.

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Speaker 2: This is just me having a thought. Whoops, you literally whoops.

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Speaker 1: I thought you said if we could get the stenographer

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Speaker 1: in here, the same wig that was used in.

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Speaker 2: Coming Okay, So for everybody around the world that is

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Speaker 2: listening to the podcast, I'm so sorry. We're gonna definitely

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Speaker 2: just like what like I like them? But are they okay?

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Speaker 2: The movie, one of my top five favorite movies, is

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Speaker 2: about Jerry Curls. It is called soul Glow. So Letcher,

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Speaker 2: so Glow, Come on, False Settled. You better turn my chair.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna turn my chair around and see who Shigre

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Speaker 2: has songs. I just had to see you fail. I'm

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Speaker 2: I believe? And them chick bones, babe, don't quit. It's

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Speaker 2: giving National Park. How high his bones are? What what

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Speaker 2: you guys promised? This will make sense or not? Sorry

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Speaker 2: MT promises. So the Jerry Crow wig that he used,

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Speaker 2: in pulp fiction. I told you I had a point.

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Speaker 1: We get it. It's the same style. It's definitely the

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Speaker 2: I used to have a Jerry curl, did you na?

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Speaker 1: But my mom used to have a Jerry curl, and

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Speaker 2: like Caribbean parents, they want you to assimilate white neighborhood

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Speaker 2: But like there's a different type of education that needs

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Speaker 2: to happen when your kid is the only black or

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Speaker 2: Iron had ash shit, you know what I mean? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: got it? His hats, this cats, This guy is on

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Speaker 2: I had a Jerry cop because my hair was stiuff

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Speaker 1: Our guest?

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Speaker 2: No, that's not our guest, it's Santa Claus. No, it's

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Speaker 2: the milkman. Wink wink. Was the milkman really getting pussy

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Speaker 1: Look, they got riddled a lot of those men, by

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Speaker 1: they were coming, the mailman.

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Speaker 2: They were coming, weren't they, you know, and going and going.

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Speaker 2: that would just bring in Amazon packages, send out to

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Speaker 2: an essential worker. Yoh, weis like that because I meant

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Speaker 1: Do you like those ill fitting blue uniforms that they

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Speaker 2: Yes, drop that package, bend over, rip your pants and

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Speaker 2: pick it up. Are you okay? I'm so sorry. That's

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Speaker 2: so gross. You don't deserve this. You're a good man.

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Speaker 2: It's fine, you're a good man.

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Speaker 1: It's fine. You know what I like is the ups drivers.

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Speaker 1: You know they make one hundred seventy dollars an hour.

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Speaker 2: You mean Doug Huff her name, was making all that money,

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Speaker 2: and he was living. I couldn't get carried, nothing nice

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Speaker 2: to buy and ship? What that money?

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Speaker 1: That's what Kevin James is killing it, killing it.

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Speaker 2: I like to say, you can't kill was already dead.

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Speaker 2: That's my favorite. Come on, that's just a joke. I

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Speaker 2: love Kevin.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know there'd be drive bys on Kevin James today.

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Speaker 2: Come on, he can wait, Kevin can wait, he can wait.

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Speaker 1: Wait, Let's think about some new Kevin James properties. Kevin

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Speaker 1: isn't too far away, Kevin's Gate, I mean it just

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, truly. How many times do you think Kevin

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Speaker 2: Campbell was called Kevin Campbell? He'd be like, it's Kevin

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Speaker 2: with the T. You froze, No, no, oh no, are

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Speaker 2: you kidding? This is not good. I'm screaming no. I'm

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Speaker 2: It's like it's like skeleton key, where like the go

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Speaker 2: like now now I'm here, I'm here. You can't you

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Speaker 2: see me. I'm talking. That's a really bad feeling when

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Speaker 2: you're frozen on zoom and everyone's like she frows, Oh

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Speaker 2: my god, look at the face. Take a picture. Reinto

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Speaker 2: the chat and I'm like, I'm right here, guys. I know.

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Speaker 2: That's a special kind of hell. That's like also like

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Speaker 2: sobering up on an airplane flight. Oh, that's also a

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Speaker 2: special kind of hell.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's a special modern technological hell that we've

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Speaker 2: You know. It's just like is it my cornerzone? What

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Speaker 2: If we can't run. Let's walk together, hand in hand. Okay,

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Speaker 1: That part.

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Speaker 2: long I'm known. Well, you are dating us, now, Calm down.

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Speaker 2: I've never seen you drunk.

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Speaker 2: I was wondering what was in your mug?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, she froze again. No, am I back? You're back?

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Speaker 2: Listen. This is my favorite. I don't even know what

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Speaker 1: This is, by the way, my favorite episode ever. We

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Speaker 1: What should we say? Airhorn? Pineapple?

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Speaker 2: You just don't know. I didn't. I was just trying

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Speaker 2: You know we're so dependent on technology. Here I go again.

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Speaker 1: Please nothing would break? And then you have a sword.

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Speaker 2: I was talking to like this guy about a really

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Speaker 2: I was like, gega, gega, gun, I'm getting a phone call.

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Speaker 1: You know what it's like. Take out the shack on

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Speaker 2: And I am constantly reminded when I watch Family Feud

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Speaker 2: What do you do? Name something that you keep in

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Speaker 1: Nobody's done that since the nineteen twenties.

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Speaker 2: But go ahead, I know, but like even like insurance

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Speaker 2: for your car, you know, like tissues, yes, just guys

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Speaker 2: like your gun. And then like the person that came

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Speaker 1: My god, my god, oh my god, no my gun.

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Speaker 2: No, I get it. I'm just saying. I know. I'm

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Speaker 2: just kidding. Did you freeze?

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Speaker 1: Mentally?

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Speaker 2: I have an unstable connection. My brain is yo.

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Speaker 1: You know you can lock your glove compartment too. I

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Speaker 2: Oh right, I never do, because then I'm gonna lose

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Speaker 2: the key. You know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: It's your ignition, is it? Yeah, it's your ignition? Q?

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Speaker 2: Is it?

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Speaker 1: Welcome to car Talk everybody. This is Jordan Carlos.

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Come on, Michelle, you're

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Speaker 2: with me? No? Hey, should I be wait? Should I

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Speaker 2: be messing with you? Wait a minute? Wait? Wait, wait

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Speaker 2: a minute, wait wait Jordan's the key? Jordan? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Wait, oh god, we need the iv You need the

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Speaker 1: IVY back. The IVY lady needs to come all back.

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Speaker 1: Get that juicy vein the key.

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Speaker 2: Yes, the key to your car is the key to

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Speaker 2: your glove compartment. Yes, the key to your car is

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Speaker 1: Why why would they make it different? Why would they

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Speaker 1: make it different? Michelle?

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Speaker 2: But what if you don't have a key to your car?

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Speaker 2: It's just like a.

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Speaker 1: That's a good question. Now you have a fob, you

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Speaker 1: thingy there's a Valet's key. You can detach the Valet's

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Speaker 2: The more you know, oh my god, you really are

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Speaker 2: on the learning channel, you guys. This is why it's

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Speaker 2: so good to have nerds in your life, because what

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Speaker 2: and so, oh my god, you know what this I

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Speaker 2: can't tell this is like my most favorite episode or

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Speaker 2: like the worst episode we've ever done the best but okay, no,

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Speaker 2: I really love. Do you have anything nice to say?

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Speaker 1: I have plenty nice to say. I think that she's

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Speaker 1: so musically talented. I love her poems as well. She

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Speaker 2: It's just so funny because that's her name, right.

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Speaker 1: Which leads us to our next guest. Please welcome, Catherine Cohen.

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Speaker 1: Where were you?

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Speaker 2: You're so funny? Where were you? Listen to our next guest.

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Speaker 2: She is the guest. There's no like next guest on

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Speaker 2: the podcast. Oh okay, sorry you guys. I can't believe

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Speaker 2: English is our first language and yet still Captain Cohen, Hello, Hello,

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Speaker 2: how are you?

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Speaker 3: I'm good? Thank you for having me on the pod,

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Speaker 3: of course, lovely to see you both. How's it going good?

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Speaker 2: I love your background because Jordan and I with our

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Speaker 2: of like a Cloverfield movie with Jean Goodman and Hi

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Speaker 2: Kat and you have like these lovely shelves full of

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Speaker 2: like very adult things. It's a podcast about adulting. You

435
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Speaker 2: have a good ass microphone.

436
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Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you you have a watch on I have

437
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Speaker 3: it all women? You can have it all in twenty

438
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Speaker 3: twenty three?

439
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:03,920
Speaker 2: What can't she do? What?

440
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:06,600
Speaker 3: I know? It's actually crazy that I've become an Apple

441
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:08,840
Speaker 3: Watch person. I used to think it was the worst

442
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:10,359
Speaker 3: thing you could ever wear, and now I'm like, my

443
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:11,600
Speaker 3: steps are life?

444
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:12,040
Speaker 1: Steps?

445
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:14,800
Speaker 2: Are life steps? Are life? Are you clocking your steps

446
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:15,440
Speaker 2: every day?

447
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:16,200
Speaker 3: I'm addicted?

448
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,560
Speaker 2: Does it force you to walk more? Because you're like,

449
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:21,280
Speaker 2: I'm in competition with myself. Let's go exactly.

450
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:24,119
Speaker 3: So I'm always like, I get off on hitting that

451
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Speaker 3: ten k. If you have like a fifteen K day,

452
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Speaker 3: I mean it feels unbelievable.

453
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Speaker 2: Sure, does it feel like you could just eat a

454
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:33,920
Speaker 2: whole pizza and just motor boat? Margarita's like, what that's

455
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:36,880
Speaker 2: kind of I'm actually like saying what it would make

456
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Speaker 2: me feel?

457
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:42,679
Speaker 3: Like? Da? Absolutely, I'm like, yeah, I go walk the streets,

458
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:45,399
Speaker 3: get a foot massage. Keep walking as.

459
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Speaker 1: You're getting a massage.

460
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Speaker 2: Can we just talk about foot massages for.

461
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Speaker 3: Two point two? I'm obsessed. Renew on West Eights. Oh,

462
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:56,920
Speaker 3: we got to get you both to renew on West eight.

463
00:22:57,240 --> 00:23:00,800
Speaker 3: You do an absolutely exquisite foot massage. Those big chairs

464
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:02,680
Speaker 3: you can be on your phone, you can read a book.

465
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,080
Speaker 1: Just to point out they are not sponsors of this show,

466
00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:08,680
Speaker 1: but you know it's not yet, not yet. How about

467
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:09,720
Speaker 1: the plug. Let's get the plug.

468
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:12,680
Speaker 2: What is it called again? Is it flexology? Foot fluss?

469
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:12,800
Speaker 1: What?

470
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,320
Speaker 2: Thank you so much? Thank you so much? She's from Jersey.

471
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:20,160
Speaker 2: When they hit those little notes and your pinky toe

472
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,800
Speaker 2: and ship, like, I get a little shot in my

473
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:24,399
Speaker 2: brain like, oh my god, what did it feels like?

474
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:27,119
Speaker 2: I know, you know Whitney Cummings has that joke about

475
00:23:27,119 --> 00:23:28,800
Speaker 2: like can you please take your dick off my heart?

476
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:32,679
Speaker 2: Like that? Yeah, I'm just like, what did you just do?

477
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:33,679
Speaker 2: In my brain and myself?

478
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Speaker 3: You know, sometimes it makes me so horny too. I'm

479
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:38,919
Speaker 3: like certain weird parts of the foot. I'm like, why

480
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,560
Speaker 3: am I about to come at renew?

481
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,360
Speaker 2: Yes? I gotta go sign me up.

482
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,680
Speaker 3: The human body, the human body is amazing. So where

483
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:49,240
Speaker 3: are you both moving? What's happening over here where?

484
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,359
Speaker 1: That's a good question. We're just I'm just going one

485
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Speaker 1: floor down cheaper.

486
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Speaker 2: What about you, Michelle? I am at home. We usually

487
00:23:56,520 --> 00:24:01,000
Speaker 2: are in an office together, but separate. Yeah, we usually

488
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:04,879
Speaker 2: like like do remote recordings as if we're like like

489
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:09,040
Speaker 2: and I love Lucy episode, but in the bedroom, like oret,

490
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:12,879
Speaker 2: I been over here, but I'm at home right now

491
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,560
Speaker 2: because I just some days you just need to be home,

492
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:16,920
Speaker 2: U bralas you know what I mean?

493
00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:19,440
Speaker 3: Of course, I need a lot of like twenty four

494
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Speaker 3: hour periods where I don't leave my apartment or talk

495
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:25,640
Speaker 3: to anyone to stay safe. Yes, solitude, it's important.

496
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Speaker 2: Where do you sit if you go to a yoga class?

497
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Speaker 2: Are you in the front or are you in the back?

498
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Speaker 3: Michelle, I'm in the back. I'm in I would never

499
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,719
Speaker 3: be in the I would turn around if there were

500
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:38,400
Speaker 3: only spots in the front left, I would.

501
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:42,040
Speaker 2: Like you would you get?

502
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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, No, Well, I don't know. I'm not

503
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:46,280
Speaker 3: I'm not a practiced yogi.

504
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:52,960
Speaker 2: Same. I don't want everybody looking at my twat like that. Yeah,

505
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,240
Speaker 2: like what if it? I'm not saying I fart in

506
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:56,920
Speaker 2: yoga class, but a happy baby.

507
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Speaker 1: It's an invitation.

508
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Speaker 3: I feel like I'm like, I look so different from

509
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,720
Speaker 3: everyone else in this class, like are they you know

510
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:05,720
Speaker 3: what I mean? I just it's not right.

511
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:09,520
Speaker 2: I hate when they get way too serious about breathing

512
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:15,479
Speaker 2: and they're like, ham gird, do you feel better? Am

513
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,399
Speaker 2: I being an asshole? Does it really like work if

514
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:18,560
Speaker 2: you do it like that? I don't know.

515
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:19,240
Speaker 3: I don't know.

516
00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:21,720
Speaker 2: Sometimes it doesn't not not work.

517
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Speaker 3: How do you feel about the instructor like touching your shoulder?

518
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:26,560
Speaker 3: Like does that make you feel seen? Or sort of

519
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:27,360
Speaker 3: like they're doing it wrong?

520
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:30,879
Speaker 2: It depends how they touch me. I you know, if

521
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:33,080
Speaker 2: it's with grace, I'm like, thank you? What? Am I

522
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:37,000
Speaker 2: an Alvin Ailey class? If they're touching me like a

523
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:39,240
Speaker 2: You're never gonna get it? Why are you here? And

524
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:42,600
Speaker 2: I'm like this is a donation yoga class, So calm down, bitch.

525
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:43,840
Speaker 2: She's feel like like a red onion.

526
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:46,080
Speaker 3: It's like when people call you honey. It can really

527
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:48,800
Speaker 3: go either way. Sometimes honey is like a big, warm

528
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:51,439
Speaker 3: hug and sometimes in like the biggest bitch on the planet,

529
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:52,200
Speaker 3: leave me alone.

530
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:55,440
Speaker 2: Oh. When people say babe, I'm like the fuck are you?

531
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Speaker 2: Who are you talking to? Hey babe? Bababe? Babe?

532
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:05,040
Speaker 1: When is when has babe ever been welcomed? Though?

533
00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:06,399
Speaker 2: Like, hey, babe?

534
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,560
Speaker 1: Just feels like a guy with a pop collar whose

535
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:09,280
Speaker 1: dad has a boat.

536
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:14,920
Speaker 2: You know, he's got like crunchy sucks under his bed. Babe.

537
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:18,280
Speaker 1: Baby baby, so many criss sucks.

538
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 3: It's so visceral.

539
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:23,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh, let's talk about pet peas and conversations. Here's mine.

540
00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:26,440
Speaker 2: When people say, oh, I'm just gonna stop you right there?

541
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:30,160
Speaker 2: Are are you? Are you just gonna stop me right here?

542
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:34,440
Speaker 3: That's crazy? Yeah, who's doing that to you people?

543
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:38,959
Speaker 1: Well, I've I've apologized for that, and still here we are.

544
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's the pet pee for you?

545
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:44,200
Speaker 3: Well, I struggle with you, like bump into someone like

546
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:48,000
Speaker 3: you're fine, You're fine. I'm like, you're fine, Like, yeah,

547
00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:48,960
Speaker 3: I'm fine.

548
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:50,080
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?

549
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:52,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, career are in agreeance here, I don't know.

550
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:56,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, like nobody as you you're fine? Yeah no, and

551
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:57,679
Speaker 2: now I'm not fine? How about that?

552
00:26:58,600 --> 00:26:59,399
Speaker 3: I'm never fine.

553
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:03,120
Speaker 1: I think i'd say the next level of that, which

554
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:06,359
Speaker 1: is your perfect, sometimes can curdle my cream.

555
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:08,360
Speaker 2: Oh when people are.

556
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 1: Like you're you're perfect, You're perfect, I'm like you're saying

557
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 1: I'm an idiot. Okay, thank you so much.

558
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,760
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm literally rubbing my neck right now

559
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:19,480
Speaker 2: because that has like that has like triggered something in

560
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,960
Speaker 2: my neck and shoulders. Why I've heard that a lot,

561
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:23,920
Speaker 2: You're perfect.

562
00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:26,760
Speaker 3: I'm going to say something right now, I feel like

563
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:27,440
Speaker 3: I've said it.

564
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,400
Speaker 2: Oh, we've all said it all.

565
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 3: I might say it again, You're perfect.

566
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 2: I would rather tell somebody I love them because then

567
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,439
Speaker 2: like I sort of half mean it, because I do

568
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 2: love humanity, you know. So I'm just like, yeah, you're

569
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:40,679
Speaker 2: someone's child, I love you.

570
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,880
Speaker 3: Oh that's beautiful. Do we love humanity on this pod?

571
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:47,400
Speaker 2: I mean I'm trying to find. I'm trying to find.

572
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:49,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, it depends on the day, depends on the day.

573
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,720
Speaker 2: For the most part, I'm going to say yes, because

574
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,440
Speaker 2: I do feel like there is this weird movement to

575
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:57,640
Speaker 2: dehumanize non binary and trans people. So I'm just like,

576
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 2: people are people. We got to love, We got to

577
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:04,360
Speaker 2: evolve everybody that's someone's child. And you're talking about being

578
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:07,640
Speaker 2: a car Christian and I don't care what testament you're in.

579
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,639
Speaker 2: Get it together, bitches, because a toilet is a toilet,

580
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 2: and some people even god toilet. It's okay. Some people

581
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:15,160
Speaker 2: can't afford schoos er to play fucking sports, So can

582
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:17,959
Speaker 2: we just calm the fuck down? So that's why I'm

583
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:20,919
Speaker 2: always just like, love, love, But ooh baby, if you

584
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:23,119
Speaker 2: get me on the right day at the wrong time.

585
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:28,000
Speaker 3: I got a crazy email on unsolicited today, like through

586
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:31,159
Speaker 3: my website, you know, like a random message box. And

587
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:34,000
Speaker 3: it was literally like, if you call yourself a comedian,

588
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:36,520
Speaker 3: you need to talk to God and ask yourself the

589
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:41,480
Speaker 3: big questions. What wanting me to talk to God? It said,

590
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 3: you said you're you're too unreligious? Ew anyways, nothing but

591
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 3: love to that person.

592
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 2: I hope you heal.

593
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, little G or big G for God?

594
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:53,280
Speaker 2: Was it like big G? It was a Christian?

595
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:53,920
Speaker 1: Got it?

596
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:57,640
Speaker 3: It was a Christian person upset with me. But jokes

597
00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 3: on them because I love I love God and the

598
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:02,600
Speaker 3: abstracts on them. I think the idea of God is

599
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 3: fucking awesome.

600
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:09,040
Speaker 2: When you write your poems and your songs and your

601
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 2: stand up material. First of all, thank you for sharing

602
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 2: your guests with the world.

603
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 3: Thank you right back at you.

604
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 2: Thanks? Are you ever like self conscious? Like? What would

605
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 2: my family say if I talk about this? Will this

606
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:27,880
Speaker 2: come back to haunt me? Well? I have to explain it.

607
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 2: Do I feel embarrassed? Is there any of them?

608
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:35,240
Speaker 3: Totally? I mean, oh god, yeah, my parents my parents

609
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:38,480
Speaker 3: sat in a booth with my boyfriend at Joe's Pub

610
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:43,080
Speaker 3: while I talked about titty fucking him like that's tough.

611
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:46,360
Speaker 2: It is tough, yeah, but it's your truth, right.

612
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:48,520
Speaker 3: It is my truth. I think when I first started too,

613
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:51,280
Speaker 3: I was just like so tenacious and so like, I

614
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 3: have to get out there, I have to do my thing.

615
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:54,760
Speaker 3: And now I'm kind of like, why am I doing this?

616
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:55,560
Speaker 2: Right?

617
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:57,240
Speaker 3: How do you guys feel?

618
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 2: When I was writing my book, Survival of Thickest, Phoebe

619
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 2: Robinson gave me some great advice that she didn't come

620
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 2: up with. She heard it somewhere, but I can't remember everything.

621
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:08,760
Speaker 2: She said, write your book like everyone you know is dead.

622
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 3: Oh wow, that's powerful.

623
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 2: And that stay with me again. She's written how many books,

624
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 2: She's got her own imprint, Like the bitch can write.

625
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's prolific.

626
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's got kind of conservative parents too. But

627
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 2: you know, her and I are both kind of like

628
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 2: late bloomers, her later than me, and I'm just like, yeah, man,

629
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:30,200
Speaker 2: we gotta like stop because we're not like living for

630
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 2: other people. But isn't that like a part of living

631
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:34,480
Speaker 2: for someone else? Right?

632
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 1: Love your Stanta, love your poems, thank you, a poem

633
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 1: about this, a poem about that, very nice. Here's my

634
00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 1: only thing I think there is one line that you

635
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:03,680
Speaker 1: won't cross, and I'm here to confront you about it.

636
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 3: Let's here, let's hear it.

637
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:06,880
Speaker 1: It's about being from Texas.

638
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:08,440
Speaker 3: Oh are you from Texas?

639
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:08,760
Speaker 2: Yeah?

640
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:11,320
Speaker 1: I unearth that you're from Texas. Yeah, and that's just

641
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 1: something that's something you won't talk about.

642
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:16,600
Speaker 3: And funny, I don't talk about it a lot. That's

643
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:17,240
Speaker 3: where are you from?

644
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:19,920
Speaker 1: I'm the Buffalo to your New York? Where am I from?

645
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 3: I think you're maybe you're a Dallas Dallas.

646
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 1: Boy, well done, well done?

647
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:26,959
Speaker 3: And Dallas and Houston people don't understand they're so far apart,

648
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,160
Speaker 3: Like it's different five hour drive.

649
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:33,160
Speaker 2: I mean there's two separate airports. It's major. Yeah, separate culture,

650
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 2: separate worlds.

651
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:36,040
Speaker 1: We do have things in common, though, and I think

652
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:37,960
Speaker 1: that's why we're like, we're not the same, but we

653
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 1: have a lot that's the same.

654
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 2: Oh is it like Puerto Rico and Cuba? Well, Columbia

655
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 2: and Venezuela. It's a lot. Yeah. I'm not going on

656
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:48,720
Speaker 2: the record and saying that, but I am. But like,

657
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:50,920
Speaker 2: what's the difference between Dallas and Houston? Okay?

658
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 1: First, wow, why are you Okay? She's squaring up what's up?

659
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:56,760
Speaker 2: What do you got? I don't I'm from Jersey. I

660
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 2: don't know.

661
00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:00,480
Speaker 1: It's just a different flow. It's a different flow. Houston

662
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 1: is Houston is when you close your eyes and think

663
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 1: of Texas, you're actually thinking of Houston. It's bigger, it's

664
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:09,960
Speaker 1: got a lot more personality, personality, plush is.

665
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 2: It giving steel Magnolias? Like everyone's just like, oh Shelby,

666
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 2: bless her heart. No, no, okay, a little bit, a

667
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 2: little bit like pageants.

668
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 1: It's just it's everything. It's a whole gumbo. It's like crazy,

669
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:24,040
Speaker 1: it's wild.

670
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 3: It's just like it's so huge. There's so many people,

671
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:32,000
Speaker 3: so much, so much food, Like there's the rodeo, there's

672
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:35,200
Speaker 3: like it's just it's chaos. It's like a massive city.

673
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,959
Speaker 3: But you know what's so interesting is the new season

674
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 3: of Love is Blind. Come on, come on, Houston, come

675
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 3: on are you watching?

676
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 2: I haven't started because I'm still trying to get over Seattle, bitch,

677
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 2: I'm still trying to get over Seattle. Portland, Portland, Portland, Portland.

678
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry.

679
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 3: Oh oh was that give me some names?

680
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:59,400
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Kwalm and her name that was crazy

681
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 2: skinny girl. That likes pink.

682
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:03,720
Speaker 3: Did they end up getting married? Yeah, that's really really tough.

683
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:08,160
Speaker 3: That's real Marshall. Oh, oh, it's all playing vaccine. Yeah,

684
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 3: I just pictured his face. No, this season is it's

685
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 3: like it's falling apart at the scenes. And there's a

686
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 3: guy named I Believe j R. Obviously, No, he's such

687
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:25,120
Speaker 3: a Houston like ewing, he says on the record, he's like,

688
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:27,400
Speaker 3: I wear an American flag every day.

689
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:30,000
Speaker 2: I'm good on that. Are you lost? Are you lost?

690
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:33,000
Speaker 3: Y'all? It's so it's so crazy, but he reminds me

691
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:34,520
Speaker 3: of like certain people I grew up with, and it's

692
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:36,959
Speaker 3: really harrowing. Anyways, how did you do it?

693
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 2: How did you grow up with it? How did you

694
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 2: grow up with it and get out? Oh?

695
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:42,640
Speaker 3: I think like, my dad's not from Texas, so I was.

696
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:44,160
Speaker 3: He's like a jew from New Jersey. So I was

697
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 3: always kind of like one foot in, one foot out.

698
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 3: My people look at that exactly. What was December like

699
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 3: for you?

700
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 2: Then?

701
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:54,560
Speaker 3: What was December like? I love that new segment. What

702
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:55,560
Speaker 3: was December like for you?

703
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:57,440
Speaker 2: Christmas?

704
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:00,880
Speaker 3: My mother's side, it's very Catholic.

705
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 1: Your mother said, is Catholic, So you did Christmas?

706
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:05,840
Speaker 3: But we did full Christmas. We just had in the

707
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 3: back of our mind. We just knew this wasn't this

708
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 3: wasn't the whole truth. I was like, there's more to

709
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 3: that story.

710
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:13,880
Speaker 1: My father would say about Texas Christmas.

711
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:14,560
Speaker 2: You'd always be.

712
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:17,799
Speaker 1: Like, listen, this is closer to the original Christmas if

713
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 1: you think about it, because in the desert the Middle

714
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:22,880
Speaker 1: East it was hot, all right, guys. And we'd be like,

715
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:25,880
Speaker 1: it can't snow ever, Dad, Like I know, like, why'd

716
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:26,839
Speaker 1: you drag us out here?

717
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:28,360
Speaker 3: But sometimes it snows in Dallas.

718
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:30,840
Speaker 1: Sometimes it knows in Dallas, and it did snow in Houston.

719
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 3: And then are that one magical year on Christmas Eve?

720
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 3: It's never snowed there. It was like it was a movie.

721
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 3: It was so beautiful.

722
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 1: Okay, here's the next question that they asked Texans like us,

723
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 1: Why do you have no accent?

724
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:43,279
Speaker 2: Why?

725
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:45,359
Speaker 1: Catherine, why do you have no accent? Did you work

726
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:46,680
Speaker 1: hard on it? Did you get rid of it?

727
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,759
Speaker 3: Like it's not like that. It's like a major city.

728
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:50,160
Speaker 3: It's not. It's literally not like that.

729
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 2: I'm not like, it's you know, can you do a

730
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 2: Texas accent?

731
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:59,080
Speaker 3: Darling? Of course, my grandmother calls me and she goes darling.

732
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:02,239
Speaker 3: She calls me, she says, how are you doing with

733
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 3: your movies and your comedy shows? Like she'll call me

734
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:08,440
Speaker 3: up and want a touch base that my whole families

735
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,799
Speaker 3: are my parents live there? Is your family still there? Jordan?

736
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 1: Absolutely, it's on level easy. Life in Texas is level

737
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 1: easy if you're not a woman. Yeah, yeah, so yeah,

738
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 1: my parents like whatever, they've retired. Every day at five

739
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,520
Speaker 1: thirty they go to Starbucks to get their one coffee

740
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:26,400
Speaker 1: which is waiting for them, and then they go for

741
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:28,840
Speaker 1: their walk five thirty five thirty pm.

742
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:29,840
Speaker 3: Yeah wow.

743
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,280
Speaker 2: Do they go to bed that feels like a lame coffee?

744
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 2: A little later they just have like a lot of

745
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 2: Jenga to do or something.

746
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:38,359
Speaker 1: They want to watch suits, which is big for them now,

747
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:39,839
Speaker 1: you know, Oh fun fun.

748
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:42,000
Speaker 2: Do they think it's me in suits or do they

749
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 2: know it's Megan Mark? No answer? Is such a good actor.

750
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:52,720
Speaker 2: She let herself go. Is she okay?

751
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 1: She lets herself go, Okay, did you ever okay? Once

752
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:58,959
Speaker 1: I learned you were texting, I have one other question?

753
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 3: Okay, oh my god, I'm exed.

754
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 1: I did did you ever go to a Texas size Barmitzvah?

755
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:04,400
Speaker 3: I didn't go to very many because I went to

756
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:08,520
Speaker 3: super Christian schools, but I had some Jewish neighbors and

757
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:09,839
Speaker 3: we went there. It was one of those things where

758
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 3: like I went to the Barmitzvah, but I didn't know

759
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:13,320
Speaker 3: anyone and I sat in the corner by myself.

760
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:14,919
Speaker 2: Oh same, I'm so sorry.

761
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 3: Did you get to go to some fun ones?

762
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:20,520
Speaker 1: I went to the temple where Matthew Broderick was bar Mitzvah,

763
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 1: Temple Emmanuel in Dallas, Texas. Yeah, I claim to fame.

764
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 1: Not a big deal. Wyow for Oh yeah, Matthew, Matthew,

765
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 1: let's see him deny it?

766
00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 2: All right. That's why to.

767
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 3: Paris Bueller's bar Mitzvah. That's an amazing sentence.

768
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:42,800
Speaker 2: Welcome to this segment called name dropping. Everybody is amazing.

769
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:44,360
Speaker 1: Anyway, that's my truth. Thank you for being on the

770
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 1: hot seat questions about Texas. That's all I had.

771
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 2: Wow.

772
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:49,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, it feels like a lifetime ago. But I go

773
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 3: back a lot just to eat and lay on the couch.

774
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were kids, then we were kids.

775
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:55,400
Speaker 3: Then what Marketer girl want?

776
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:59,200
Speaker 2: This is interesting because I assume you guys still have

777
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:00,719
Speaker 2: your old bedroom.

778
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 3: Oh absolutely, my parents moved so I don't I have

779
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:06,759
Speaker 3: like a very sort of neutral guest room I'm allowed

780
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 3: to stay in. It's okay.

781
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:10,799
Speaker 2: So my parents moved from Jersey to Florida because I

782
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 2: was like, I am too cute for this whole fucking

783
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:16,160
Speaker 2: zip code. Get me the fuck out of here. Why

784
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 2: is everybody like seventeen with gout? I gotta go the

785
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:20,840
Speaker 2: fucking Hokies.

786
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.

787
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 2: So I went to college in Miami, and I was like,

788
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:26,759
Speaker 2: look at all these big, beautiful brown bitches with they're

789
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:30,799
Speaker 2: kouchie out and that was just like my teachers, and

790
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:33,080
Speaker 2: I've never felt so alive. I was like, Oh, this

791
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 2: is my this is my jam, you know. And my

792
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 2: parents ended up following me because they're Caribbean anyways, and

793
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:40,680
Speaker 2: they're like, why the fuck we we're up here in Jersey.

794
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:42,320
Speaker 2: I'm like, because you want to live in a white neighborhood.

795
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 2: And so then we were living in like the Caribbean

796
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 2: Cosby Show without the rape. And my parents are still

797
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:52,439
Speaker 2: in Miami. They're still in Florida. You know. Like once

798
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 2: I realized that I'm just living in like a southern

799
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 2: Jersey called Florida, I was like, yeah, give me out

800
00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:01,520
Speaker 2: of here? Do you hit me at it? Yah? Like

801
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 2: you think it's cute because you're nineteen and you can

802
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:07,640
Speaker 2: like go to wet Willies and drink, and then all

803
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 2: of a sudden there's fights for no reason, and then

804
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:12,120
Speaker 2: you hear gunshots and you're like, but I just got

805
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:15,600
Speaker 2: this new outfit and now we're running from the cop.

806
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:20,880
Speaker 2: It's insane, like no bras, all halter tops, titties just

807
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:21,480
Speaker 2: popping out.

808
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,239
Speaker 3: I'm like, what doesn't work for me? I need to

809
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:25,799
Speaker 3: be strapped in you.

810
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:29,399
Speaker 2: Know, girl, I'm look. I just love New York.

811
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:30,680
Speaker 3: You have you ever taped?

812
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 2: I got a breast production when I was twenty oh

813
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,319
Speaker 2: and it was amazing. And then I did IVF for

814
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:39,200
Speaker 2: a few years and they pumped me like a Perdue chicken. Yep,

815
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:43,440
Speaker 2: sorry Perdue. If you're not doing hormone shots anymore, whoopsies. God,

816
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:45,880
Speaker 2: I'm on one, I'm on many.

817
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:49,279
Speaker 1: And fuck Perdue Pharma while we're at it, go ahead, yes.

818
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 2: Yes, get it. So they came back and I would

819
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:53,479
Speaker 2: love to get another breast production. That would be great.

820
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 3: Yeah. I just bought some new boob tape. It really

821
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 3: is incredible. Yeah, I didn't think it would ever work,

822
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,800
Speaker 3: but it does. I wish I knew the brand so

823
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,200
Speaker 3: we could get some spon con but just shout out

824
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:04,760
Speaker 3: to science.

825
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:06,879
Speaker 2: Does it hurt when you take it off? Yeah?

826
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,760
Speaker 3: Hurts horrible. Hurt's horrible. She says.

827
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 2: I used to run half marathons, and so i'd have

828
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,399
Speaker 2: to Oh my god, wow, yeah, I would like put

829
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 2: three bras on. Wow, whether you have big t's or not,

830
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 2: your nipples can bleed when you're running that much because

831
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 2: they're just jumping the whole time. Yeah, when you run.

832
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:24,120
Speaker 3: The marathon, like, did you listen to something?

833
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 2: No, I can't listen to anything. That takes me out.

834
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:29,880
Speaker 3: Wow, you're fully just so precious. Yeah, that's amazing.

835
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:32,759
Speaker 2: But then also after the first mile, I just like

836
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:35,360
Speaker 2: start to dream, like I'm not present.

837
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:36,480
Speaker 3: That's so beautiful.

838
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:40,360
Speaker 1: You start to dream. Yeah, what's your dream about? Come on,

839
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:40,960
Speaker 1: let's go.

840
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:44,200
Speaker 2: Well. I don't know how you guys write or like

841
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:46,560
Speaker 2: how that things pop into your head, but sometimes I

842
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:48,879
Speaker 2: just like see a scenario play out on my head.

843
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,719
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, that's funny, I should write that down

844
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:53,160
Speaker 2: or that's important, or like I just like it just

845
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:55,160
Speaker 2: gives me space to think. Hmm.

846
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:56,640
Speaker 3: Oh, that's beautiful.

847
00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 1: You're a runner, too, right, Cathy, Well.

848
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:01,000
Speaker 3: I haven't run a very long time, but I like

849
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 3: the idea that I could be. Oh okay, I liked her.

850
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:06,239
Speaker 3: I liked your energy. But I used to in your

851
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:08,040
Speaker 3: Prospect Park, and so I would like I got really

852
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:10,319
Speaker 3: into it for a while. Yeah, but then it's like

853
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:12,440
Speaker 3: then your hips and your knees and then now you're

854
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:14,840
Speaker 3: not just mostly walking, but I do. There is no

855
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,880
Speaker 3: high quite like running like six miles and feeling like

856
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 3: so alive. But I haven't done it in a while.

857
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:23,720
Speaker 2: But walking is the best. Walking is like the fucking

858
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 2: best it is.

859
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 3: And I listen to pods and whatever. It's it's nice.

860
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:29,000
Speaker 2: Do you what?

861
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 3: Well, I need to stop. But I love like a

862
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:35,239
Speaker 3: true crime pod or like a scammer pod, that kind

863
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:35,799
Speaker 3: of thing I love.

864
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 2: Do you live by yourself? Yeah, Like I don't live

865
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:42,600
Speaker 2: by myself. But like even when I travel, I'm like,

866
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:44,600
Speaker 2: I can't listen to anything too scary because I'm just like,

867
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 2: are they gonna take my eyeball so they can get

868
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 2: into the fucking secret door?

869
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:51,520
Speaker 3: I get more scared of I actually, I'm really scared

870
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:53,759
Speaker 3: of ghosts. Like I can't listen to that kind of thing.

871
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:55,759
Speaker 3: But people stuff doesn't scare me as much.

872
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:59,439
Speaker 1: Huh, because it's already happened, right, Can I ask this? Okay,

873
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,959
Speaker 1: you listening to these true crime podcasts? Do they scare

874
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:02,399
Speaker 1: you so much?

875
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:02,560
Speaker 3: Like?

876
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 1: This is the rule I have. I will never take

877
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:06,319
Speaker 1: a bath bath in New York City?

878
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:06,839
Speaker 2: Why?

879
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 1: Because I can't be that vulnerable.

880
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,400
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I take like two to three bouds

881
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 3: a day.

882
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:15,480
Speaker 2: Interesting, it's disgusting.

883
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:18,239
Speaker 3: I'm I don't even have a nice tub at all,

884
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:20,280
Speaker 3: but I just there's no feeling like being in the bath.

885
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:22,719
Speaker 2: Like, come on, it's true with a little candle, are

886
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 2: you trumbo? Like? Who are I love a bath?

887
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,800
Speaker 1: Do you write in the bath? Do you smoke in

888
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 1: the bath while writing? And things like that?

889
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 3: No, it's more about it's almost like the opposite of

890
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:35,759
Speaker 3: a cold plunge. It's like a hot plunge, just like

891
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,440
Speaker 3: a little bit of it feels like a little xanax

892
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,360
Speaker 3: to just be in hot water for a few minutes.

893
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:44,360
Speaker 2: Okay, try it all right. I like this foot massages baths,

894
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:49,279
Speaker 2: bitch y'all, I'm on motherfucking board. Yeah, you know what

895
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:51,280
Speaker 2: was really fun? Though? This is how I first started

896
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:55,479
Speaker 2: running Dan Curry came up with this thing called five

897
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:59,280
Speaker 2: K BHC. It's we run five K and BHC stands

898
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 2: for a bong hit. So we would get a little

899
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:05,000
Speaker 2: high and go run five k, which is like about

900
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 2: three miles, and we'd stop for whoever need to stop.

901
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 2: But like it was with two or three other comedians,

902
00:42:10,719 --> 00:42:12,319
Speaker 2: and then it grew to like five and six and

903
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:15,040
Speaker 2: so we did it every Saturday morning, whether we were

904
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:18,279
Speaker 2: hungover or not. And then we'd go negate everything we

905
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 2: did and then go have like a Mexican brunch.

906
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 3: That sounds so fun.

907
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:23,359
Speaker 2: It was really fun. And then we started doing it

908
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 2: like two three times a week, and next thing you know,

909
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 2: we're like running half marathon together. Amzing. So it just

910
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:30,320
Speaker 2: happen like super organically. But you know a lot of

911
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:32,359
Speaker 2: people don't even get high before they go for a run,

912
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:36,759
Speaker 2: and that's like the best, you know, like being high

913
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:37,600
Speaker 2: and going to the gym.

914
00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:41,440
Speaker 3: Ooh baby, yeah, what's your running shoe of choice?

915
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 2: Ooh? You know what? I do? Like a Nike? Okay,

916
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:49,279
Speaker 2: I was doing New Balance, but I like Nike because

917
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:51,040
Speaker 2: they have these shoes that are like really soft where

918
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 2: you don't need to sock. Oh yeah, this sock kind

919
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 2: of fucks me up and I need to like, yeah.

920
00:42:57,320 --> 00:43:00,959
Speaker 3: I'm so impressed, are you. Yeah, like when I smoke weed,

921
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:02,680
Speaker 3: I curl into a ball and hide from everyone.

922
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 2: Now yeah, same, same, and then I also fold laundry.

923
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 3: Yeah I haven't done that, and it just has never

924
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:11,400
Speaker 3: sat right with me.

925
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:12,880
Speaker 2: Same.

926
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 3: Not my vice of choice. Same.

927
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a really fun drunk. Well that's what I

928
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:22,640
Speaker 2: tell myself anyways.

929
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:24,239
Speaker 3: I know I'm like, I don't know if I'm fun,

930
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:25,200
Speaker 3: but I'm having fun.

931
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 2: So we get questions from our audience about adulting, and

932
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 2: we try to answer them.

933
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 3: Let's do it.

934
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:35,920
Speaker 1: Serve it up, Michelle, thank you, serve it up hot

935
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:38,640
Speaker 1: medium heat medium.

936
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:41,360
Speaker 2: Okay. By the way, I saw Sarah Brella's at the

937
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:44,319
Speaker 2: baggage claim and JFK the other day. Oh wow, and

938
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:48,959
Speaker 2: she's just like wonderful. No, I was just I didn't

939
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 2: say anything to her. I didn't say I just she

940
00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:53,799
Speaker 2: just looked like, you know, like, oh fuck, I just

941
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:55,920
Speaker 2: got my bag. Thank God. I was like, I feel you, says.

942
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:57,000
Speaker 2: That's all I can say.

943
00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 3: I've met her and she's incredibly kind and lovely.

944
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:03,000
Speaker 2: Oh she looks really sweet. Yeah, she looks she needed

945
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,799
Speaker 2: a hug, and I was like, don't do that.

946
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:07,719
Speaker 3: I would like if you guys gave me a hugging,

947
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 3: I would actually love that.

948
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, sometimes you can see someone and

949
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:11,799
Speaker 2: they need a hug.

950
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

951
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 3: Oh god, the airport is such a scary place. Okay,

952
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 3: keep going.

953
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 2: This is a crazy question off the bat, but here

954
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:24,920
Speaker 2: we are once a cheater? Ohways a cheater? How true

955
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:25,160
Speaker 2: is this?

956
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 1: Catherine Cohen?

957
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:32,040
Speaker 3: I don't know. Uh, I don't think so. I like

958
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 3: to think people can grow and change, but what do

959
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,000
Speaker 3: I know. I also know if someone's cheated on me,

960
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:38,680
Speaker 3: it's like bye forever. So I'm torn. What do you

961
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 3: guys think?

962
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:42,320
Speaker 2: See? I used to say cheated on me, bye forever,

963
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:43,840
Speaker 2: and then I got to this place where I'm just like,

964
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 2: what if we're married for twenty five years and have

965
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:47,840
Speaker 2: combined DNA and then what happens?

966
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:49,080
Speaker 3: Right? Right?

967
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:51,359
Speaker 2: But now I'm met like we've been together fifteen years

968
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:54,440
Speaker 2: and I just feel like, no, I don't think so.

969
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:57,120
Speaker 2: I don't know how to like properly come back from

970
00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:00,600
Speaker 2: that because I'm just so tired. Yeah, but I don't

971
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:03,200
Speaker 2: know that, like someone's always a cheater. I think, you know,

972
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:05,920
Speaker 2: cheating is so many things. Now, it could be like

973
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:06,920
Speaker 2: emotional cheating.

974
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:10,920
Speaker 1: M right, that's what like a like an office wife

975
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:15,880
Speaker 1: or office husband or office mate is usually that's yeah,

976
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 1: it's euphemistic, but you're in a relationship with that person,

977
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:20,319
Speaker 1: you know.

978
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:23,400
Speaker 2: Wow, come on, big words, let's go big words.

979
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:26,960
Speaker 1: I mean, listen, Catherine knows we're both from Texas, we're

980
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 1: up here in the Northeast. We got to show off

981
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:30,480
Speaker 1: that we know stuff totally.

982
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:31,400
Speaker 2: So there it is.

983
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:34,439
Speaker 1: It's a lot. I gotta take a break. But yeah,

984
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:36,839
Speaker 1: I think the older you get and the longer you're

985
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 1: in a relationship, the more like you don't wanna Like

986
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 1: let's take the Golden Bachelor for instance. Oh my god,

987
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:49,240
Speaker 1: it is like I'm sorry to bring something to this yesterday.

988
00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:53,160
Speaker 2: Michelle's truly all he talks about.

989
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:54,440
Speaker 3: Well, it's fascinating.

990
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:57,200
Speaker 1: It is how do you find someone else? Do you

991
00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:58,719
Speaker 1: go get a new car or do you repair the

992
00:45:58,760 --> 00:45:59,279
Speaker 1: one that you have?

993
00:45:59,440 --> 00:45:59,600
Speaker 2: You know?

994
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 1: Like that that's basically it, you know.

995
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I will say, the way you do one

996
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 2: thing is the way you do everything. Whoop.

997
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:10,360
Speaker 1: I said medium hot and here you come with the

998
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:11,400
Speaker 1: high heat. Go ahead.

999
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:13,040
Speaker 3: The way you do wow?

1000
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:16,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, So whether you know it or not, right, and

1001
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:23,800
Speaker 2: so there is something selfish about cheating. There is also

1002
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:27,080
Speaker 2: something like very insecure about it. And then it's hard

1003
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:30,200
Speaker 2: to have confrontation with your partner and yourself. And that's

1004
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:32,120
Speaker 2: what people avoid when they go and cheat. They're like,

1005
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 2: I deserve it, I did it. There's like a lot

1006
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:37,040
Speaker 2: of you know, like cheating on your diet or whatever

1007
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:39,400
Speaker 2: the fuck is like cheating the bank or cheating yourself.

1008
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 2: Essentially you're cheating yourself. Yeah, damn, because you're not going

1009
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 2: to like really grow unless you like fucking get to

1010
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:46,840
Speaker 2: the hard work. Okay, Jordan, you got the next question.

1011
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:50,239
Speaker 2: I hope that helps. Pauler. What's your name? Where are

1012
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:50,919
Speaker 2: you calling from?

1013
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:53,799
Speaker 3: Got to me having existential crisis. I'm like, the way

1014
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:58,360
Speaker 3: I do one thing is how I do everything that's good.

1015
00:46:59,160 --> 00:46:59,520
Speaker 2: Out all right?

1016
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 1: Should I be buying sexy lingerie? I don't really see

1017
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:05,240
Speaker 1: the point if I am just gonna be taking it off.

1018
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:08,799
Speaker 1: Oh there was an teraro bang on that one, Like

1019
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:10,799
Speaker 1: someone was very serious about that.

1020
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:13,320
Speaker 3: Question, and tero bang is a great word as well.

1021
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:15,440
Speaker 1: Thank you again from Texas. I am smart.

1022
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:19,760
Speaker 3: I I don't know. I'm not a big lingerie person.

1023
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 2: Are you. I feel like it's too much responsibility. I

1024
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:24,640
Speaker 2: used to have a lot, but then it's like hard

1025
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:26,880
Speaker 2: because there wasn't a lot of plus sized options and

1026
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:28,919
Speaker 2: now there is. Thank you so much Rihanna for taking

1027
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:31,480
Speaker 2: my money. Yeah, when I did my TV show, I

1028
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 2: was like, we have to, like, I want to wear

1029
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:36,239
Speaker 2: plus size lingerie because I want big bitches to know

1030
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:39,040
Speaker 2: that they should wear it if they want to, and

1031
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:41,279
Speaker 2: that they can and feel sexy and not apologize and

1032
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:44,000
Speaker 2: the lights can be on and if he can't find you, pussy,

1033
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:47,439
Speaker 2: then lift up your fucking bellyes right there, bitch, it's

1034
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:50,720
Speaker 2: the treasure in the goonies. Okay, let's go.

1035
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:52,120
Speaker 1: It's the treasure.

1036
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:55,800
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's right there. It's right there, a bitch.

1037
00:47:56,239 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 2: I think it's important because you know, you do walk

1038
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:01,840
Speaker 2: different you know, you do things differently. But it's like that,

1039
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:04,400
Speaker 2: gotta find it and smell the crotch. Did I wash

1040
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:06,799
Speaker 2: it from last time? Because you know you just gotta

1041
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:08,600
Speaker 2: wash the crotch because that's the only thing that really

1042
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 2: gets messy.

1043
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:14,560
Speaker 3: I cannot have I don't think i've ever yeah and

1044
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:17,480
Speaker 3: done anytime I've used lingerie. It's like, Okay, I'm never

1045
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:19,480
Speaker 3: gonna like it'll be under the crusty socks. It'll be

1046
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 3: under the bed for the next like six years. No,

1047
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:22,839
Speaker 3: oh my god, I forgot I had those.

1048
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:25,759
Speaker 2: Well, you gotta you gotta wash the dill do's and ship.

1049
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:27,880
Speaker 2: You know, like you can't just be out here willy nilly,

1050
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 2: that's true.

1051
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:28,919
Speaker 1: True?

1052
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:30,839
Speaker 2: Are you okay, Jordan? I feel good.

1053
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:32,040
Speaker 1: I feel great.

1054
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:32,800
Speaker 2: You gotta watch.

1055
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 1: And that's definitely my like gravestone that's gonna that's what's

1056
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 1: gonna be written on it. You gotta watch the bill

1057
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:41,759
Speaker 1: does and ship. I have to ask this though, Like

1058
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,680
Speaker 1: I feel like there's different ways in right, Like let's

1059
00:48:44,719 --> 00:48:46,600
Speaker 1: say you're gonna be intimate, you're gonna have peanut butter

1060
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 1: jelly time, Tonight's it's the night going down, right, Sometimes

1061
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:50,040
Speaker 1: you want it?

1062
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:55,760
Speaker 2: Wow, oh my god, you wanted a little hot and sex. God,

1063
00:48:56,080 --> 00:49:00,160
Speaker 2: who's got a nut allergy? Let's go brought enough for

1064
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:01,360
Speaker 2: the cla. I'm just saying.

1065
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:03,479
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's like a quickie in the Lower East Side,

1066
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:07,160
Speaker 1: fucking you know, bar bathroom. And sometimes it's like take

1067
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:07,840
Speaker 1: your time.

1068
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:10,440
Speaker 2: I barely want to take a piss in a bathroom.

1069
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:12,960
Speaker 1: People have been turned on by gross bathrooms all right,

1070
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,600
Speaker 1: So like I feel like there's that and then also

1071
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:17,920
Speaker 1: another way in that's New York as well. It can

1072
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:20,160
Speaker 1: be romantic in that way. And then also New York

1073
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,560
Speaker 1: can be like romantic and like you put on like

1074
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:26,120
Speaker 1: I mean a beautiful of your own choice corset and

1075
00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:28,759
Speaker 1: kind of like be sexy and put on some Metta

1076
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:31,239
Speaker 1: James and like tell a story, you know what I'm saying.

1077
00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:34,040
Speaker 1: So it's like you can have it however you want it.

1078
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:35,600
Speaker 2: It could be tuck on Tuesday, it.

1079
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 1: Could be something else, you know what I'm saying, Like whatever,

1080
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:38,880
Speaker 1: that's me.

1081
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:41,399
Speaker 3: I feel like sometimes I've asked my boyfriend like, oh,

1082
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 3: why don't you buy me something? And it's like he

1083
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 3: means so well, but it just no idea about the size,

1084
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:50,279
Speaker 3: the material, like the caliber. No he didn't know.

1085
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:52,520
Speaker 1: Just to jump in for a second and to help

1086
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:54,719
Speaker 1: your boyfriend out. There's a really good store to do

1087
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:58,520
Speaker 1: just that. I've done that before. Oh, Agent Provocateur, which

1088
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 1: is in so Home. Oh that's the good stuff, shout

1089
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:03,239
Speaker 1: out to Agent Provocateur. They have sales stuff in the

1090
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:05,319
Speaker 1: front and then it gets progressively and more expensive in

1091
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:06,640
Speaker 1: the back. And so you want to be in that

1092
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:09,759
Speaker 1: middle is part you know, that's somewhere in between to

1093
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:13,919
Speaker 1: give them something amazing, and that's usually like the Christmas

1094
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:19,320
Speaker 1: you know whatever. All right, so next question, next question?

1095
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:22,240
Speaker 1: All right, sorry, I just want to help.

1096
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:25,920
Speaker 2: And I agree. You're like the really friendly person at

1097
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:28,240
Speaker 2: home depot that doesn't leave you alone in the aisles.

1098
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:30,719
Speaker 2: You're like, I got it. You're like, let's go to

1099
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:32,520
Speaker 2: your house and see if the keep worse? That made it?

1100
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:41,280
Speaker 2: Do you need more propane? Go ahead? This is funny

1101
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:45,239
Speaker 2: only to me. Okay, next question. My mother has been

1102
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 2: living with me for some time and I can't take

1103
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:52,680
Speaker 2: it anymore. How do I tell How do I tell

1104
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:54,960
Speaker 2: her it's time to get out of my house? I mean,

1105
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:57,839
Speaker 2: I know you birthed me in all, but you've got

1106
00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:02,759
Speaker 2: to go. Are we obligated to take care of our

1107
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:04,080
Speaker 2: aging parents no matter what?

1108
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:04,640
Speaker 3: Yes?

1109
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,359
Speaker 2: Yes, wow you are.

1110
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:09,480
Speaker 3: It's just part of life. Baby. Yeah, that's tough.

1111
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:12,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it sucks, but it's true.

1112
00:51:12,719 --> 00:51:17,839
Speaker 2: I would suggest a vacation, like a getaway like friends

1113
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:21,919
Speaker 2: or cruise for a long time, but yeah, I mean

1114
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:25,399
Speaker 2: that's hard. Like, and if she doesn't want to leave,

1115
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:29,520
Speaker 2: maybe just like suggest activities for her to do. I

1116
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:32,360
Speaker 2: would also suggest therapy for the both that you guys,

1117
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:33,800
Speaker 2: so you sort of have like a mediator.

1118
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:34,279
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.

1119
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:38,360
Speaker 2: That's smart because that's a really hard thing to ask.

1120
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:40,799
Speaker 2: But you do need your space, Yeah, you just do.

1121
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:43,279
Speaker 2: She didn't see whether her mom is ailing or not.

1122
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:45,280
Speaker 2: It just seems like her mom might be lonely.

1123
00:51:46,719 --> 00:51:49,319
Speaker 1: The stress of the caregiver is real, and like that's

1124
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:51,520
Speaker 1: just something that we deal with and we have a

1125
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:54,719
Speaker 1: certain amount of like guilt because this person was there.

1126
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:56,520
Speaker 1: They taught me how to walk, they taught me how

1127
00:51:56,560 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 1: to eat. They you know, they clothed me, they fed me,

1128
00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:00,759
Speaker 1: They were all that stood between me and k and

1129
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:03,279
Speaker 1: like you have to kind of mitigate that. But then

1130
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:05,799
Speaker 1: also like, yes, I mean I feel like I have

1131
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:09,239
Speaker 1: a certain obligation towards my parents' day age and it's

1132
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:11,360
Speaker 1: going to be hard, But I do think, like, like

1133
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:13,839
Speaker 1: you're saying, Michelle, getting them out and doing activities, taking

1134
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:15,880
Speaker 1: them to the senior center, that's probably what this person

1135
00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:18,440
Speaker 1: might already do. They're like, I've already done that. But

1136
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:21,640
Speaker 1: it's kind of one of those things where becoming an

1137
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:23,920
Speaker 1: adult is never a bargain, but this is like a

1138
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:28,279
Speaker 1: part of it. And when our parents become like grandparent.

1139
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:28,480
Speaker 3: Ye.

1140
00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:32,000
Speaker 1: It's also another chapter in life that's kind of beautiful

1141
00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:36,040
Speaker 1: and full of moments of like grace, just saying period,

1142
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:36,640
Speaker 1: close the book.

1143
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:38,000
Speaker 2: I don't know what do you think.

1144
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 3: Kat I think you have to do it and life

1145
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:43,200
Speaker 3: is so hard. Yeah, mm it just breaks my heart.

1146
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:49,920
Speaker 3: Sometimes I feel like I don't know, I just the

1147
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:52,080
Speaker 3: older I get. I'm like, wow, things keep being really

1148
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:54,360
Speaker 3: difficult and I don't know if that's going to cease.

1149
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:57,120
Speaker 3: And I think that's just being alive, which is a bummer.

1150
00:52:57,160 --> 00:53:00,000
Speaker 3: There's good parts too, yeah, nothing but love. There's good parts.

1151
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:02,280
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, I think the good part about getting

1152
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:05,040
Speaker 2: older and then things coming at you is like, you

1153
00:53:05,239 --> 00:53:08,240
Speaker 2: know for certain that you can't get to the other side,

1154
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:12,359
Speaker 2: you know, totally yea, even twenty six, even thirty six,

1155
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:14,960
Speaker 2: I'm just like, how the fuck am I going to

1156
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:17,399
Speaker 2: get through this? You know? And I remember Jordan told

1157
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:19,400
Speaker 2: me this thing this one time where I was it

1158
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:21,759
Speaker 2: was like so hard to try and have a kid,

1159
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:23,200
Speaker 2: and then I had a surrogate and I felt like

1160
00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:25,760
Speaker 2: so out of fucking whack and He's like, you know what, Michelle,

1161
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:27,920
Speaker 2: Sometimes there can be a happy ending, like there are

1162
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:28,839
Speaker 2: happy endings too.

1163
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:30,120
Speaker 3: That's so nice.

1164
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:32,319
Speaker 2: It was so nice. It's like exactly what I needed

1165
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:35,680
Speaker 2: to hear, and I didn't know it because we know it,

1166
00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:37,000
Speaker 2: but we forget it. You know.

1167
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:40,880
Speaker 3: It's a good reminder, it is, you know.

1168
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:43,760
Speaker 1: Also, I'm kind of like microdosing kindness to my children

1169
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:45,520
Speaker 1: so that they don't put me in a home someday.

1170
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:47,319
Speaker 2: Dad did that? Remember?

1171
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:49,560
Speaker 1: Dad? Remember how fun dad is? Dad is fun?

1172
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:50,439
Speaker 2: Oh my god?

1173
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:52,200
Speaker 3: How old are all your kids?

1174
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:52,960
Speaker 1: All of them?

1175
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:59,120
Speaker 2: Only it's like, how all the two of you? Yeah?

1176
00:53:59,120 --> 00:53:59,400
Speaker 2: All right?

1177
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:01,399
Speaker 1: I have a teen old in a six year olds.

1178
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:04,480
Speaker 2: I have four and a half year old twins.

1179
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:06,360
Speaker 3: Yes, so cute.

1180
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:07,000
Speaker 1: We're so cute.

1181
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:09,200
Speaker 2: So I feel like i'm micro Joe's and trauma. I'm

1182
00:54:09,239 --> 00:54:09,640
Speaker 2: just kidding.

1183
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:13,160
Speaker 3: That's intense, yea.

1184
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:17,600
Speaker 2: Even though you're really tired, you're definitely thinking in a different,

1185
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:21,319
Speaker 2: more clear way, just in terms of bullshit. Like even

1186
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:22,719
Speaker 2: when I got a dog, I was like, this is

1187
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:24,880
Speaker 2: what I can't do. I can't be getting black out

1188
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:27,239
Speaker 2: drunk with everybody because this dog is gonna piss and

1189
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:29,960
Speaker 2: shit all over my fucking apartment. I know, you know

1190
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,600
Speaker 2: what I mean? Even like I can't leave for four days,

1191
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:34,759
Speaker 2: I got these plants to water, you know what I mean,

1192
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:37,560
Speaker 2: Like any type of responsibility I have. I'm like, it

1193
00:54:37,719 --> 00:54:41,200
Speaker 2: just like sort of changes how I live, you know,

1194
00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:43,000
Speaker 2: and how I see people.

1195
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:45,359
Speaker 1: It's all faces in life though, you know, Like I'm

1196
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:48,480
Speaker 1: so jealous. I would love to be in the three

1197
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:52,960
Speaker 1: Baths to Day camp that era. That era is so good.

1198
00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:55,600
Speaker 2: I love a good shower after a poop, but that

1199
00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:57,440
Speaker 2: it just ruins my skin. But don't you feel like

1200
00:54:57,440 --> 00:55:00,880
Speaker 2: cat like once you got a boyfriend that you stop

1201
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:03,239
Speaker 2: talking to a lot of people that were about fuck

1202
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:04,760
Speaker 2: ring because he's like.

1203
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:08,640
Speaker 3: No, Yeah, I definitely. I think especially during the pandemic,

1204
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:11,080
Speaker 3: it was like I'm only talking to who I need

1205
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:12,920
Speaker 3: and want to speak to. So I feel like that

1206
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:16,320
Speaker 3: weeded out a lot of people. Yeah, and yeah, I

1207
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:18,759
Speaker 3: foster a dog sometimes, so whenever I have a dog,

1208
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:21,960
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my god, I'm like, yeah, this bitch

1209
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,000
Speaker 3: is my life. I don't care about anything else, like

1210
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:26,479
Speaker 3: what career or what social life like.

1211
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:28,120
Speaker 2: Oh thank you for doing that.

1212
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:30,959
Speaker 3: It's fun. It's it's I know one day I'm gonna

1213
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,600
Speaker 3: fully take the plunge, but for now, it's nice to

1214
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:34,560
Speaker 3: be able to not.

1215
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:36,800
Speaker 2: You're like a fairy godmother for these dogs.

1216
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:37,480
Speaker 1: That's really cool.

1217
00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:39,359
Speaker 3: I would highly encourage anyone to do it.

1218
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:42,239
Speaker 2: It's fun, Yes, it's really fun. And then it's like

1219
00:55:42,239 --> 00:55:43,680
Speaker 2: taking care of someone's kid. You just give it back,

1220
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:45,960
Speaker 2: but you wind up that dog unless you want to

1221
00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:47,600
Speaker 2: keep it. But like, it's so funn I have a

1222
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:49,960
Speaker 2: friend who's like, I'm going to foster a puppy, and

1223
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:53,719
Speaker 2: every time it's over, she's like, I can't believe I

1224
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:55,360
Speaker 2: know she gets a new rug.

1225
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:57,600
Speaker 3: Oh the one time I did a puppy puppy it

1226
00:55:57,680 --> 00:55:59,480
Speaker 3: was I mean, the amount of shit all over my

1227
00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:02,840
Speaker 3: house at all. Then she looks at you and you're like,

1228
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:04,480
Speaker 3: you're perfect to borrow a fright now?

1229
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:07,719
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah, bringing it back.

1230
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:08,319
Speaker 2: I love that.

1231
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:10,720
Speaker 1: That's Weaponi's cuteness, these freaking puppies.

1232
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:13,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why Mother Nature made these babies cute, because

1233
00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 2: what else we gonna do. Okay, we have one more question.

1234
00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:19,600
Speaker 2: My friend's wife has a birthday party every year, and

1235
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:21,719
Speaker 2: this is the second year I'm attending. I don't know

1236
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:23,719
Speaker 2: her very well. I only see her once or twice

1237
00:56:23,719 --> 00:56:25,600
Speaker 2: a year, but she always sends me a text inviting

1238
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:28,839
Speaker 2: me am I supposed to buy her a gift. It's

1239
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:32,200
Speaker 2: a big house party with music and catering, nothing too fancy.

1240
00:56:32,719 --> 00:56:34,840
Speaker 2: It's like music and catering that sounds fancy to me.

1241
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:37,680
Speaker 2: It sounds really nice and valet parking. Yeah, well are

1242
00:56:37,719 --> 00:56:43,080
Speaker 2: you from? Will she even notice if I don't bring something? Ooh,

1243
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:43,919
Speaker 2: I would say.

1244
00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:45,319
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, you don't need to bring a gift,

1245
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:47,280
Speaker 3: but you can bring a bottle of wine or some flowers.

1246
00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:49,919
Speaker 3: That's easy, Yeah, but it is. It is funny because

1247
00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:51,600
Speaker 3: the themes you do, go through the effort of doing it,

1248
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:53,600
Speaker 3: and you're like, there's no way that person even saw

1249
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:57,640
Speaker 3: that I brought the thing. Yes, so if it's a

1250
00:56:57,680 --> 00:57:00,880
Speaker 3: huge party or we're probably fine. But I always, you know,

1251
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:03,960
Speaker 3: Southern hospitality. Am a Southern bell after all, we always

1252
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:07,000
Speaker 3: show up with something so absolutely. And flowers are nice

1253
00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:09,080
Speaker 3: because people booze. They might already have booze or not.

1254
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:11,200
Speaker 3: Everyone drinks booze. I think flowers it's like something you

1255
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:13,440
Speaker 3: don't break candle. Even people joke about it, but you

1256
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:15,040
Speaker 3: don't buy it for yourself. It's nice to have.

1257
00:57:15,239 --> 00:57:18,840
Speaker 2: M The thing is, that's a very good one because

1258
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,600
Speaker 2: if you're going to someone's house, like once or twice

1259
00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:25,800
Speaker 2: a year, fucking bring something. Yeah, Like you know, Jordan,

1260
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:28,000
Speaker 2: if you come over, you always he always brings something

1261
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:30,080
Speaker 2: and you don't have to because you're here all the time.

1262
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:32,840
Speaker 2: Oh not all the time, but like you know enough

1263
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:35,320
Speaker 2: where it's just like he's one of the ten people

1264
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:37,600
Speaker 2: that come here, you know, Like you don't have to

1265
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:42,240
Speaker 2: bring something unless we're gonna drink it. But who are

1266
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:43,960
Speaker 2: these people? I'm sorry, who are you?

1267
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:45,760
Speaker 3: Who raised you?

1268
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:48,680
Speaker 2: Where are you from? You should always bring something to

1269
00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:52,480
Speaker 2: someone's house, especially if it's a day they're celebrating, the

1270
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:55,760
Speaker 2: day they will want they're celebrating, Come on now. Yeah.

1271
00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:58,520
Speaker 3: And it's also it's karma because whenever you host, like

1272
00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:00,680
Speaker 3: I love to host people at my place, so nice.

1273
00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:02,600
Speaker 3: When I'm like the party's over and people have brought

1274
00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:05,080
Speaker 3: all these treats for me to they've left the treets behind,

1275
00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:06,640
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, it's worth all the dishes and the

1276
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:09,680
Speaker 3: schlepping and the whatever. I'm like this, kay, yeah, you

1277
00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:09,920
Speaker 3: know what.

1278
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,280
Speaker 1: There's so much stuff at my house though that my

1279
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:15,560
Speaker 1: wife would actually be like take something, take something from

1280
00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:18,040
Speaker 1: the garage, please, Like that could be interesting.

1281
00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:18,440
Speaker 2: What about it?

1282
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:21,280
Speaker 1: Take something party gifting, regifting, or just you want to

1283
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:26,080
Speaker 1: a dustpan, come on, get it, Like, like there's all

1284
00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:28,760
Speaker 1: this stuff, what about take something. I'm just putting it

1285
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:29,120
Speaker 1: out there.

1286
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:31,440
Speaker 2: I'm just take something party, Take something party.

1287
00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 1: What do you think I like it?

1288
00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:34,800
Speaker 2: I used to do that back in the day when

1289
00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:37,080
Speaker 2: I would host this comedy show at the Albatross and

1290
00:58:37,160 --> 00:58:39,600
Speaker 2: Queen's ever heard of it? Didn't think so. And at

1291
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:43,080
Speaker 2: the end, I would just take one thing from like

1292
00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:45,720
Speaker 2: my coffee table or like the junk jowar that was

1293
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:47,760
Speaker 2: like fun and fine, or it could even be from

1294
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:49,880
Speaker 2: like an airplane and give it to like the audience

1295
00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:51,880
Speaker 2: member that I thought was like the best audience member.

1296
00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:54,560
Speaker 2: And people loved it. They're like, oh my god. And

1297
00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:57,240
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's junk. Thank you somebody. I got it

1298
00:58:57,280 --> 00:58:59,480
Speaker 2: at Barnes and Noble after I spent fifty dollars. But

1299
00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:04,080
Speaker 2: I do a pre shade you. Yeah. But I think

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Speaker 2: that's that's where the thoughtfulness comes in. So, like Kat

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00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:10,880
Speaker 2: was saying, a candle flowers.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm trying to think of what's what's like a

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00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:14,600
Speaker 3: nice like little surprised little gift someone's gotten you, and

1304
00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:16,320
Speaker 3: you're like, oh, you know, wait, this is fun. My

1305
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:18,800
Speaker 3: friend did this thing where got a group of like

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00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:22,520
Speaker 3: ten women and we all brought three things under ten

1307
00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:25,080
Speaker 3: dollars that like we're obsessed with, and then we all

1308
00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:27,600
Speaker 3: got to like trade and pick. It was so whoa.

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00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:31,200
Speaker 3: I got like the lenaj lip mask, like some good

1310
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:35,520
Speaker 3: body oil MANI toothpaste, like just fun stupid things that

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Speaker 3: you love.

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Speaker 2: Marvis is great. Also not a sponsor, but like exactly Marvi.

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00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:41,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's exactly what I'm talking about.

1314
00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:44,400
Speaker 2: So good. I love a body scrub, oh mom, yeah.

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00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:44,840
Speaker 3: Fun.

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00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:47,800
Speaker 1: A friend brought me a hard boiled egg cutter. Yes,

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00:59:48,080 --> 00:59:49,680
Speaker 1: and life, life is different.

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00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:50,720
Speaker 3: That's amazing.

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00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:52,160
Speaker 2: Oh put it on your salad.

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00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:53,680
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, it's amazing.

1321
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:57,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, on your avocado toast. Get an extra pop of protein.

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00:59:57,840 --> 00:59:59,920
Speaker 2: You know what I love. I love the apple cutter

1323
01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:02,640
Speaker 2: because we make apple pies and so you just put

1324
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:05,320
Speaker 2: your apple on it in boom. Incredible. It's like cut

1325
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:06,360
Speaker 2: into like eight pieces.

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Speaker 1: Never met it.

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01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:10,000
Speaker 2: Oh God, I can't tell we're amazing or boring, but

1328
01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:11,320
Speaker 2: I am having fun.

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01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:14,280
Speaker 3: I feel so I feel so serene. I was kind

1330
01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:15,640
Speaker 3: of I was even in a bad mood this morning,

1331
01:00:15,640 --> 01:00:18,800
Speaker 3: and now I feel pretty serene. Yeah good, yeah, I

1332
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:21,479
Speaker 3: feel like, really, there's good energy in this zoom.

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01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:22,880
Speaker 2: There is.

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01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:25,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a lot of worms. I love it.

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01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:28,560
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm a fire sign. It's very maternal me too.

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01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:30,160
Speaker 2: What's your sign? Leo?

1337
01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:31,440
Speaker 3: I'm Alio two.

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01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:38,480
Speaker 2: Whoa the eleventh of August. Of August, that's a very

1339
01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:42,120
Speaker 2: bossy week. I'm here for that. That is Elvis. That's Madonna.

1340
01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:46,280
Speaker 2: That's a very bossy I am the end of July fourth,

1341
01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:50,280
Speaker 2: the same day as j Lo Amelia air bad at directions. Lol.

1342
01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:54,320
Speaker 2: Is that too soon anyway? You guys, don't worry about it.

1343
01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:56,240
Speaker 3: Wait and Jordan, what's your sign?

1344
01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:59,840
Speaker 1: I'm Aquarius? Oh yeah, which is like, yeah, stay back.

1345
01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:00,640
Speaker 3: That's wild.

1346
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:02,800
Speaker 2: I know, I know he likes to overthink.

1347
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:05,560
Speaker 3: Michelle, if you don't mind, I need to know your

1348
01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:06,400
Speaker 3: moon and rising.

1349
01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:09,280
Speaker 2: Oh I'd love to tell you. So my rising is

1350
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:12,400
Speaker 2: also Leo. So I'm a double fire. So I'm like

1351
01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:14,640
Speaker 2: out here. That's why I can hug people and actually

1352
01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:16,800
Speaker 2: mean it and love people and actually mean it and

1353
01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:20,160
Speaker 2: also kick him in the dick and actually mean it.

1354
01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:23,240
Speaker 2: And my moon is Scorpio.

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01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:24,720
Speaker 3: Oh sexy.

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01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:29,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the sexy, insecure, wild thing that actually gets

1357
01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:29,920
Speaker 2: stuff done.

1358
01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:33,000
Speaker 3: I love it, but yours is.

1359
01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:35,680
Speaker 1: Oh you're asking me ask.

1360
01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:40,000
Speaker 2: And I was actually asking our guest. Yeah, yeah, Jordan, please.

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Speaker 1: My rising is Virgo, my moon is Sagittarius.

1362
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Speaker 3: That's great. I love I love God. Oh my god,

1363
01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:52,760
Speaker 3: I'm Virgo moon. Really Pisces rising.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. Uh, this is so interesting to me

1365
01:01:57,480 --> 01:02:01,040
Speaker 2: because Pisce's rising is really I mean that's you already

1366
01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:04,560
Speaker 2: have this like fire to be a performer, right, but

1367
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:08,280
Speaker 2: the Pisces also is a great performer, but like it depends,

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01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:11,320
Speaker 2: I mean definitely gets along with the crowd. But like

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01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:15,560
Speaker 2: Pisces change, They evolve so quickly because you can go

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01:02:15,640 --> 01:02:17,760
Speaker 2: downstream and like go with the crowd, or like go

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01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:19,960
Speaker 2: upstream and go against the grain. But if you're like

1372
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Speaker 2: born with that go with the crowd, then eventually you're

1373
01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:24,400
Speaker 2: going to evolve to against the grain. If you're like

1374
01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:26,520
Speaker 2: kind of start off with like the against the grain,

1375
01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:28,240
Speaker 2: that like at some point you figure out how to

1376
01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:31,000
Speaker 2: get along with everybody. And so I don't know what

1377
01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:34,000
Speaker 2: your journey is, but I think that's like so fucking fascinating.

1378
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:35,200
Speaker 2: I can go on and on and no, but we

1379
01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:38,240
Speaker 2: don't have the time. You guys, definitely figure out your

1380
01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:40,200
Speaker 2: rising and your moon because it is fascinating. I know

1381
01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:42,840
Speaker 2: not everybody believes in it, but we gotta believe in something.

1382
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:45,440
Speaker 3: It's like, what's the fun and not believing?

1383
01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:46,120
Speaker 2: Grow up?

1384
01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:49,360
Speaker 3: Open your mind, adult.

1385
01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:53,280
Speaker 2: Open your mind, your heart and your legs to love. Yeah, well,

1386
01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:55,080
Speaker 2: thank you so much, Thank you so much for being

1387
01:02:55,080 --> 01:02:55,520
Speaker 2: here with us.

1388
01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:58,400
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for having me. Adore you both and.

1389
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:01,760
Speaker 2: Live laugh of Yeah, go run the bath.

1390
01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:04,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, run the bath right now because this will only

1391
01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:05,000
Speaker 1: take a few more minutes.

1392
01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:07,560
Speaker 3: You know it's bad if it's like a pre five

1393
01:03:07,640 --> 01:03:09,200
Speaker 3: pm bath, that's like really bad.

1394
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:11,400
Speaker 2: I love it. Running a bath is the only type

1395
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:13,040
Speaker 2: of running I'm doing this week, You understand me.

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01:03:13,600 --> 01:03:16,280
Speaker 1: The thing that we ask all of our guests is

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01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:19,560
Speaker 1: what's the most grown ass adult thing you want to

1398
01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:22,600
Speaker 1: do for yourself with the remainder of this year?

1399
01:03:22,760 --> 01:03:24,920
Speaker 2: Oh yes, that you haven't done for yourself yet. It

1400
01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:26,040
Speaker 2: could be big or small.

1401
01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:30,160
Speaker 3: Yeah. I have an index fund, but I need to

1402
01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:33,080
Speaker 3: put some stuff in there. Do you guys like that?

1403
01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:36,640
Speaker 1: I love that. That's a very rare answer. Usually people

1404
01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:39,320
Speaker 1: are like, I got to get my money right, you know, yes,

1405
01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:42,960
Speaker 1: but you're specific in saying that you need to put

1406
01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:44,080
Speaker 1: something in your index fund.

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01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:46,640
Speaker 3: I feel like I've been told now that there's no

1408
01:03:46,640 --> 01:03:48,560
Speaker 3: no point in having money just sit in this in

1409
01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:50,920
Speaker 3: the account. You got to put it somewhere.

1410
01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:53,240
Speaker 1: Right, So it's index to what exactly?

1411
01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:53,800
Speaker 2: Oh?

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01:03:54,320 --> 01:03:56,640
Speaker 3: Index? I don't This is why I sound stupid. I

1413
01:03:56,680 --> 01:03:58,800
Speaker 3: just know that an index fund is like the best

1414
01:03:58,800 --> 01:03:59,440
Speaker 3: thing to have.

1415
01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:01,960
Speaker 2: Oh, so you put you put cash in the account.

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01:04:02,120 --> 01:04:05,520
Speaker 2: I think that's enough for me. I know the index

1417
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:08,760
Speaker 2: finger is the most important fingers, so I believe the

1418
01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:11,360
Speaker 2: index fund is a very important fund as well.

1419
01:04:11,720 --> 01:04:15,480
Speaker 3: Period to do with your money, well, I.

1420
01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:18,880
Speaker 1: Feel like this, Catherin Cohen, I think that you have

1421
01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:21,880
Speaker 1: a winning strategy. And I am not a financial advisor.

1422
01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:25,680
Speaker 1: Catherine Gonzales, Yeah, Gipsy Salsa.

1423
01:04:25,480 --> 01:04:30,640
Speaker 2: Merrill Brown Gonzales and Gonzales Cohen.

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01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:34,000
Speaker 1: I just want to say that you could probably put

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01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:37,760
Speaker 1: more risk in because you're younger than us, and I

1426
01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:39,440
Speaker 1: think you've got winning ways and I think you'll do

1427
01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:41,600
Speaker 1: fine in that in that way, So just like you

1428
01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:44,600
Speaker 1: higher risk, go for it.

1429
01:04:45,120 --> 01:04:47,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think go crypto.

1430
01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:49,480
Speaker 1: I'm kidding.

1431
01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:52,960
Speaker 3: I still don't know what that really is, but I

1432
01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:54,840
Speaker 3: know it's over and that's all that matters.

1433
01:04:55,320 --> 01:04:58,680
Speaker 1: Yes, Yes, it's all over. It was fun, well it lasted,

1434
01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:00,400
Speaker 1: but you know it's all over now. So I think

1435
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:01,160
Speaker 1: you're gonna do great.

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01:05:01,320 --> 01:05:03,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, But I say that because now in my thirties,

1437
01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:04,720
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, I never thought I would care about,

1438
01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:06,520
Speaker 3: like one day owning a house, but now I'm like,

1439
01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:08,400
Speaker 3: that's all I could think about. Like the idea of

1440
01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:10,160
Speaker 3: ever owning a house is like the most beautiful thing

1441
01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:12,920
Speaker 3: in the world. So maybe in the next ten years

1442
01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:14,000
Speaker 3: it's gonna be a while.

1443
01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:16,280
Speaker 2: I will say, it's getting back to your point of

1444
01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:18,760
Speaker 2: just like and now there's more shit to do, so

1445
01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:21,200
Speaker 2: like taking care of a house is like taking care

1446
01:05:21,200 --> 01:05:24,040
Speaker 2: of like another living thing, where there's always something that

1447
01:05:24,080 --> 01:05:26,800
Speaker 2: needs to be done. Yes, and so like no one

1448
01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:28,800
Speaker 2: really ever tells you that, like even if it's a

1449
01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:32,080
Speaker 2: good one, it's like, yeah, there's always something right. That's

1450
01:05:32,120 --> 01:05:34,520
Speaker 2: why when people look at me, they're like, I'm so tired,

1451
01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:36,760
Speaker 2: and they have They've just been trying shoes on all day.

1452
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:39,120
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's not a competition, but I went, bitch,

1453
01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:40,680
Speaker 2: that's me no, meaning like.

1454
01:05:40,640 --> 01:05:45,120
Speaker 3: My bath was too hot for my hot bath. I'm

1455
01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:48,160
Speaker 3: actually realizing how little responsibility I have to speak to

1456
01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:48,960
Speaker 3: you both, I'm.

1457
01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:53,320
Speaker 2: Like, I then enjoy it. Yeah, okay, truly enjoy that shit.

1458
01:05:53,560 --> 01:05:56,680
Speaker 1: Okay, thanks, like we say down South, stop that up

1459
01:05:56,680 --> 01:05:59,640
Speaker 1: with a biscuit because delish. It can be fleeting, that's

1460
01:05:59,680 --> 01:05:59,920
Speaker 1: how you.

1461
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:03,480
Speaker 2: But Jordan's not biting around the cookie on that one.

1462
01:06:03,840 --> 01:06:05,720
Speaker 1: She makes fun of all my southern parlances. All right,

1463
01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:08,040
Speaker 1: and that's just one dog that won't hunt. And thank

1464
01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:10,040
Speaker 1: you so much if we just.

1465
01:06:10,240 --> 01:06:15,960
Speaker 2: Ended it honestly like I love you, but I'm sorry.

1466
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:19,800
Speaker 1: Goodbye, goodbye, bye bitch bye, thank you all.

1467
01:06:28,520 --> 01:06:30,360
Speaker 2: Can you dig it so fun?

1468
01:06:30,520 --> 01:06:31,880
Speaker 1: We can dig it so fun?

1469
01:06:32,040 --> 01:06:34,440
Speaker 2: This is what I like about podcasting. It's like, you know,

1470
01:06:35,120 --> 01:06:37,720
Speaker 2: we do stand up. It's so like, this is my

1471
01:06:37,760 --> 01:06:40,680
Speaker 2: spot time, that's your spot time. So I always see

1472
01:06:40,680 --> 01:06:43,600
Speaker 2: her in passing. She has kind eyes. I'm so glad.

1473
01:06:43,640 --> 01:06:45,400
Speaker 2: I like got to sit down and know her. If

1474
01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:47,520
Speaker 2: you guys don't know her, please watch her specials, please

1475
01:06:47,520 --> 01:06:51,120
Speaker 2: read her poems. And it's so nice to be around

1476
01:06:51,200 --> 01:06:54,040
Speaker 2: true artists like multi hyphen it. Yes, I hate when

1477
01:06:54,040 --> 01:06:56,480
Speaker 2: people ask me the question in an interview, what do

1478
01:06:56,520 --> 01:07:00,520
Speaker 2: you like better acting or stand up? Her host? It

1479
01:07:00,760 --> 01:07:02,080
Speaker 2: is just like that's like.

1480
01:07:02,040 --> 01:07:05,640
Speaker 1: That was literally my next question yeah, okay, find Michelle.

1481
01:07:06,240 --> 01:07:08,560
Speaker 2: I think it's such a small minded basic questions and

1482
01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:11,080
Speaker 2: if you are a journalist or you know, want to

1483
01:07:11,120 --> 01:07:14,080
Speaker 2: become a journalist, like just do the research, you know,

1484
01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:17,200
Speaker 2: listen to other interviews, read other interviews that the person

1485
01:07:17,440 --> 01:07:20,320
Speaker 2: has done, and then come up with something different, Like

1486
01:07:20,920 --> 01:07:24,520
Speaker 2: we have so much to say, ask us something different.

1487
01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:27,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, get in there, get to know the person, see

1488
01:07:27,120 --> 01:07:29,240
Speaker 1: what makes them go tickey, keep boom boom. Like she's

1489
01:07:29,560 --> 01:07:32,200
Speaker 1: definitely an onion. She's got a lot going on. And

1490
01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:34,800
Speaker 1: I loved your poems. Her book is called God I

1491
01:07:34,840 --> 01:07:38,200
Speaker 1: Feel Modern Tonight. The persona is so cool. I love

1492
01:07:38,440 --> 01:07:41,560
Speaker 1: the way she writes it. And her special was really awesome.

1493
01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:44,640
Speaker 1: And yeah, you got to ask more questions to get

1494
01:07:44,680 --> 01:07:46,920
Speaker 1: through those layers so you can know who they is.

1495
01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:50,280
Speaker 1: It's nice also just on a personal note, Yeah, to

1496
01:07:50,280 --> 01:07:53,800
Speaker 1: see people like that from Texas thriving. Oh oh okay, we've

1497
01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:56,720
Speaker 1: had we've had guests from Texas like a low myself,

1498
01:07:57,000 --> 01:08:00,000
Speaker 1: you know, I'm a guest tone and it's like, yeah,

1499
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:01,919
Speaker 1: see what I'm saying. It's just there's not a lot

1500
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:05,680
Speaker 1: great like to represent that state right now, and honestly,

1501
01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:08,280
Speaker 1: like I get a little emotional like when when people

1502
01:08:08,280 --> 01:08:10,760
Speaker 1: from my home state add to the discourse rather than

1503
01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:13,280
Speaker 1: try to like knock it down, you know, or destroy it.

1504
01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:16,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel you, and you know what, getting back

1505
01:08:16,200 --> 01:08:18,840
Speaker 2: to what we were saying, I think it's always been

1506
01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:22,120
Speaker 2: like that. We're just old enough to realize that. Yeah,

1507
01:08:22,160 --> 01:08:24,880
Speaker 2: Texas and a lot of states in America have been

1508
01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:30,240
Speaker 2: fucking up, have been corrupt, have tried to When I

1509
01:08:30,280 --> 01:08:34,360
Speaker 2: say limit our resources, I'm trying. I'm like, I'm being kind. Yeah, yeah,

1510
01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:36,960
Speaker 2: but I do feel I do understand that pride. You know.

1511
01:08:37,040 --> 01:08:39,760
Speaker 2: It's like when my mom sees like Usain Bolt or

1512
01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:43,000
Speaker 2: Shirley Ralph or like anyone from Jamaica, just like really

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Speaker 2: really fucking make it. You're just like oof because you

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01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:47,760
Speaker 2: know a win for them is a win for all

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01:08:47,800 --> 01:08:50,519
Speaker 2: of us. Yes, that's exactly it. And that's how I

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01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:52,599
Speaker 2: know that you're a good person, because you know, it

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01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:55,559
Speaker 2: gets back to the insecurity or as you would say,

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01:08:55,560 --> 01:08:57,360
Speaker 2: crabs in a barrow, like people being like I'm the

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01:08:57,360 --> 01:09:00,240
Speaker 2: only one. I'm the only one. But like truly, as

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Speaker 2: I've quoted Instagram quotes before, being happy for someone else's

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01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:06,160
Speaker 2: success will never fuck up yours. No, it will only

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01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:07,920
Speaker 2: add to it, you know what I mean. So that's

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Speaker 2: so nice. Anyways, you guys, what are crazy? I'm so

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01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:14,760
Speaker 2: glad that I did not freeze at any point. I

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01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:16,680
Speaker 2: think my zoom was like, is this gonna be a

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01:09:16,680 --> 01:09:18,880
Speaker 2: good one? I don't know if we should quit or not.

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Speaker 2: I'm tired. But Denzil was like, you got a bitch,

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01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:25,880
Speaker 2: this is nice, this is nice, moving blankets and all.

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Speaker 1: Man, your zoom was as spicey as an MTA worker today.

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01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:30,360
Speaker 1: It was just like, we don't know.

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01:09:30,840 --> 01:09:31,519
Speaker 2: I ain't about it.

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Speaker 1: Talk to my supervisor.

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Speaker 2: It was a lot, but we got it done. We

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Speaker 2: got it done. So fun.

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Speaker 1: Yes, till the next time, friends, Till the.

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Speaker 2: Next time you guys. Take care everyone. I hope you're

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01:09:40,520 --> 01:09:43,080
Speaker 2: having fun. Oh, Jordan just blew a kids, that's so nice.

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Speaker 2: Why hey, hey, by bitches, I gotta go peek. This

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Speaker 2: has been an exactly right production. Our senior producer is

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Speaker 2: g Holly.

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Speaker 1: Our associate producer is Christina cha Emberlin.

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Speaker 2: This episode was mixed by John Bradley. Our guest booker

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Speaker 2: is Patrick Cottner. Additional production support from Hannah Kyle Crichton.

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Speaker 1: Theme song and live show DJing is by dj Don

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Speaker 1: will Our.

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Speaker 2: Live Show producer is Marian Ways. Artwork by Jamie Bechtel,

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Speaker 2: Photography by Heis Vandermast.

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Speaker 1: Executive produced by Karen Kilgera, Georgia Hartstart and Daniel Kramer.

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Speaker 2: Follow the show on Instagram at Adulting the Pod.

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Speaker 1: Email your questions to Adulting Questions at gmail dot com

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Speaker 1: MMM