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Speaker 1: Second date, up date.

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Speaker 2: Nothing worse than coming off of a first date knowing

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Speaker 2: that you made a mistakes that feeling too well, he

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Speaker 2: just brought up a bunch of memories from like last week. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I was like, man, I never should have ordered the

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Speaker 2: King Crab while I'm definitely allergic to shelfing.

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Speaker 1: What was I thinking?

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Speaker 3: But it's impressive when you do it, because it means

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Speaker 2: If I just keep stabbing myself in the neck with

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Speaker 2: an EpiPen every five minutes, I can get through this.

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Speaker 3: And the mouth counts as a first kiss.

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Speaker 2: Turned on by one of our listeners wrote to the

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Speaker 2: show saying he knows that he messed up, but he's

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Speaker 2: hoping that his date didn't notice. The thing is, once

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Speaker 2: I read what the mistake was, I mean, how could

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. What were you thinking?

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Speaker 4: Well, you know, I don't know what I was thinking.

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Speaker 4: I thought if I if I just kind of.

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Speaker 5: Brought a little like added level of elevation, that a

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, here's the thing we met.

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Speaker 3: On this dating Wait, real quick, real quick, what's her name?

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Speaker 2: Casey Okay, start at the beginning, tell us what went wrong?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, see we talked a little bit on on

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Speaker 4: dating app. You know, everybody's on dating apps nowadays, and

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Speaker 4: she agreed to meet up. We didn't like waste a

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Speaker 3: House, so innocent enough, easy.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I had this idea and I

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Speaker 4: don't know, I ranted by some friends. They told me

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Speaker 4: it was a good idea, and now it feels like

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Speaker 4: they kind of were sabotaging me a bit. Oh god,

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Speaker 4: I thought it might be a good idea to talk

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Speaker 4: you always hear the concept that men with accents or

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Speaker 3: And you know, couldn't she see on your dating bio

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Speaker 3: mean if I had European I don't know. If I

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Speaker 3: be the first thing I would, you know, any swipe

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Speaker 2: To be fair, I don't think that you need to

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Speaker 1: It could be pretty bad.

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Speaker 3: Talk to Britney spears about how well that works out

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Speaker 1: Maybe he has a great British accent. Can we get

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Speaker 4: Well, I quite fondly pond that's just I had heard

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Speaker 4: it in my head. I had was killing it.

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Speaker 3: Wait, will wait, So that you really did it on

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Speaker 5: Start, Well, I was a lot more locked in the

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Speaker 5: day of the date. I was practicing all day, even

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Speaker 5: when I was like going to like the gas station earlier,

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Speaker 1: Okay, so we know why she's ghosting you. And in

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Speaker 1: Britain it's called a petrol state. Did you say immediately.

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Speaker 3: He starts driving on the wrong side of What was

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Speaker 4: Well, she asked if I was from there, and I said,

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Speaker 3: Wait, is that his lie or is that really true

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Speaker 2: It was a lie?

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Speaker 4: Okay, but that's not the point. Okay. I wanted to

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Speaker 3: Okay, So you told her in a couple of months,

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Speaker 1: Then moved and forgot everything.

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Speaker 4: Do you ever go to Canada and then next thing

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Speaker 3: Everything, it's not the same.

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Speaker 1: Met you a very impressionable young man. That's okay. Countries

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Speaker 3: Did Casey buy it? That's what I want to know.

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Speaker 4: It felt like if she stuck around, she was into it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, did you ever reveal your real voice?

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Speaker 4: So about two drinks in, I started kind of letting

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Speaker 2: And you're like Mel Gibson in Brave Heart, like a

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Speaker 1: Over the place.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, during the course of an hour and a half,

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Speaker 3: You know, I don't understand what's the long play on this,

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Speaker 4: Well, I figured I could slowly water it down until

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Speaker 2: Yeah, reacclimating back into the American accident, start wearing like

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Speaker 1: Southern accent, spitt and chew.

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Speaker 4: Right.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so how did you two leave it?

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Speaker 4: So we ended the day and it seemed fine, and

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Speaker 3: So are you prepared to tell her the truth when

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Speaker 4: I don't know what do you guys think? Bro?

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Speaker 1: I think you have to look, this is a joke

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Speaker 3: Then you tell her to waiting Ah the way where

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Speaker 3: a show from the BBC and we all call with

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Speaker 1: You like it?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, let's practice it right now, oh croke.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes there's Australia has multiple networks, so we're doing it

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Speaker 5: We can do it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're really going to terrify this girl when we

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Speaker 1: Make some tea. You're gonna do it with your second

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Speaker 2: This is the news intro from the actual BBC. I

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Speaker 2: is for our listener, Mitch, who's asked us for a

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Speaker 3: He haf faked it. Yeah, yeah, the American kept slipping out.

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Speaker 2: So clearly it didn't go very well for him, and

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Speaker 5: Now.

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Speaker 2: Brooke has suggested that we follow his lie and pretend

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Speaker 2: to call the woman that he went out with, named Casey,

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Speaker 2: pretending to be from the news desk at the BBC

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Speaker 1: That's right, Jeffrey, Right, and where on the job what

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Speaker 3: Sounds to American? Yeah, we're in the office, we're at

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Speaker 2: This might be a this might be a disaster, but

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Speaker 2: I have thought long and hard about what to do here.

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Speaker 1: And Mitch, are you still there.

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Speaker 4: I am still there.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So I think for better or for worse?

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Speaker 3: Oh, you think we need to tell the truth, we should.

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Speaker 2: Try the British accents for entertainment purposes. It's a packed

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Speaker 1: All minute together. We all go down together, us full

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Speaker 1: along with all good buddy Mitch Mitchell. No not Mitch.

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Speaker 3: Mitch's American Mitch is like a flat make that you've

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Speaker 1: We need to stop with the accents.

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Speaker 2: So we're going to drive all of our listeners away

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Speaker 2: on every continent. Broke, we're setting rules. You're only allowed

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Speaker 2: four words or else you're going to totally botch this.

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Speaker 2: Jose ou No, okay, there you go.

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Speaker 4: Three.

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Speaker 2: That's quota, probably even less than Brock.

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Speaker 1: Alexis unlimited. I don't think you'll know my accident.

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Speaker 3: Dude, Thank God for that ex boyfriend of hers.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Mitch, we're willing to do this for you.

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Speaker 2: We just have to be from some sort of British

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Speaker 2: Date shack Off. Yeah, Mitch, are you fully regretting the

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Speaker 2: decision to call into this radio show today?

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Speaker 1: That's a terrible decision.

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Speaker 4: Are you kidding me. This is awesome. Let's do it.

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Speaker 3: I don't know why Jeffrey sounds like a male Mary Poppin.

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Speaker 1: I love it. Very formal, these Americans and their enthusiasm.

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Speaker 1: I love it. Okay, let us give Casey a ring?

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Speaker 1: Shall we?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Awful?

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Speaker 4: Hello?

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Speaker 1: Hello is Ah? Is this an American woman named Casey

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Speaker 1: who's calling? Hello? Apologies for disrupting your day. I'm Jonathan

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Speaker 1: Clark from BBC Radio four. You're on our morning talk

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Speaker 1: show here in London. Oh, hello, hello, I apologize. That's

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Speaker 1: my co host. She is quite drunk this morning. I apologize, Casey,

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Speaker 1: are you there?

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Speaker 6: Yes, there's some kind of joke.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, it's no joke. We've phoned you today

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Speaker 1: because we're delving into the raucous dating lives of cheeky Americans.

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Speaker 3: Those Americans you mean British men.

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Speaker 1: No, no Americans.

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Speaker 3: Wrong, I forgot that our man that we're talking about

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Speaker 1: Right, Okay, quite a few Irish coffees this month. So

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Speaker 1: your name was actually given to us by one of

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Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, the two you had a bit of a

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Speaker 6: I'm not sure what that means, but we had a

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Speaker 6: date the other night.

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Speaker 2: Yes, so our jobs this morning is we would like

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Speaker 2: to pry if you don't mind, and ask you a

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Speaker 6: Okay, hold on, so Mitch talked to you.

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Speaker 1: That's right. Where are you? Yes, Mitch. Mitch spoke to

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Speaker 2: He said, you two had a wicked good time, may

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Speaker 2: have got a bit knockered at the bar, and we

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Speaker 1: Is it factual or just a load of rubbish? She

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Speaker 1: said it was more lovely though quite lovely.

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Speaker 3: Well, she was quite lovely.

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Speaker 2: You're trying to speak to our new American friend, Casey,

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Speaker 2: of it.

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Speaker 1: I love Americans, Casey, I do apologize.

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Speaker 3: No British people love Americans.

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Speaker 1: In your opinion, Casey, how did it go?

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Speaker 6: This is so weird.

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Speaker 2: I know this calls a bit random, but you were

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Speaker 6: Well, I don't know what exactly you guys are looking for,

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Speaker 1: Well, at any point during the day was he acting

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Speaker 6: Well, there was a point towards the beginning of the

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Speaker 1: I must have been a pleasant surprise to you then.

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Speaker 6: Well, to be honest, I wasn't really sure he was

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Speaker 6: I guess because it's darker to you all.

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Speaker 1: No, it's true. You're never allowed to lie on British radio,

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Speaker 3: But on American radio they lie all the time. Just lie, lie, lie, lie, lie,

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Speaker 1: Okay, look, Casey, I understand sometimes first dates can be

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Speaker 6: Yeah, definitely.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you're trying.

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Speaker 2: To impress some one that you're meeting for the first time.

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Speaker 2: So perhaps this was a situation going on with young Mitchell.

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Speaker 1: How is he better in British language just flows out

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Speaker 4: Hello? There?

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Speaker 2: He is.

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Speaker 1: Night in shining Armor.

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Speaker 6: Mitch, is that you?

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Speaker 3: It is?

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Speaker 4: It's me again.

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Speaker 6: This is super strange. I mean, I'm not sure why

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Speaker 1: He's a friend of our shows.

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Speaker 4: I'm very familiar with them. In my time there, I

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Speaker 6: I mean, okay, I guess that makes sense. You a

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well you were.

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Speaker 4: I think of you as a quite proper fit third

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Speaker 3: But remember, Mitch, this may be very hard to keep up,

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Speaker 3: if you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: Mitchell never shies away from a challenge, though, do you.

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Speaker 4: No, I do not. I'm quite reready for any challenge. Hell.

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Speaker 1: I believe that what my drunken co host is referring

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Speaker 1: Inflation has made paying for things just absolutely preposterous.

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Speaker 3: And so that's what I was talking about.

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Speaker 2: Frankly, I have a very hard time understanding anything that

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Speaker 1: The gin has gone straight to your head.

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Speaker 2: So we're going to take care of all the finances

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Speaker 2: and offer to pay for your next meet up with Mitchell.

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Speaker 1: Maybe some fish and chips and some mushy peas. Now

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Speaker 1: you're making me hunger.

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Speaker 4: I'd love to cut a film with you as well.

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Speaker 4: That's something I know we both share in common.

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Speaker 1: Tip to the cinema.

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Speaker 6: Why did you just sound like an American there?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we have American roots issue.

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Speaker 4: What's to tell you that we're going over.

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Speaker 1: Telephones? You know? Unfortunately I am staring out the window

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Speaker 2: The segment is nearly at a close. Casey, we need

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Speaker 2: an answer from you, definitively yes or no. Would you

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Speaker 2: like to go out with Mitch once more?

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Speaker 6: But I don't know why everybody's laughing, and I feel

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Speaker 6: like I could be missing the joke here. Yeah, I'd

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Speaker 6: like to try it again.

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Speaker 4: Way the Queen be.

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Speaker 2: Blessed past quite a while ago.

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Speaker 4: It's going to be a quite proper fine night, and

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Speaker 4: we're going to have an incredible evening together. Again.

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Speaker 6: No guy has ever got in such trouble to try

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Speaker 6: to get me to go out on a second date

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Speaker 6: with this, So I'm impressed.

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Speaker 4: Anything for a special lady like yourself.

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Speaker 1: All right, which one you piped down for just a bit?

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Speaker 1: It's another successful second date?

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Speaker 2: Snog off what's here on BBC Radio for Stay tuned

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Speaker 2: as we recap all of the Beatles' greatest hits be.

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Speaker 1: Never out of Soil Here in London. It's looking Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, it's a Jonathan Clark.

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Speaker 3: This is not good.

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Speaker 4: I know.

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Speaker 3: I'm the Chimney.

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Speaker 1: Suite looking Jeffrey in the morning. Brooke, Why would you

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Speaker 1: keep saying in the middle of the call. Should we

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Speaker 1: tell her now?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Because I thought we were gonna cut clean. That was

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Speaker 3: like we tricked her into a date that wasn't cool.

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Speaker 1: The whole pack. Yeah, the whole British accent thing was

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Speaker 1: your idea.

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Speaker 3: I was joking.

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Speaker 1: You were beginning.

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Speaker 3: Did you hear how bad his accent is? Again, it's

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Speaker 3: worse than mine.

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Speaker 1: Still, we had committed.

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Speaker 2: You can't like pull back on it like you're trying

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Speaker 2: to in your marriage.

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Speaker 4: Jok.

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Speaker 1: You committed to it. You gotta follow Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: When she said, oh now I believe him, I felt

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Speaker 3: really terrible.

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Speaker 2: If she's willing to buy that, you shouldn't feel bad

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Speaker 2: for her Next time.

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Speaker 3: You're just gullible.

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Speaker 1: Next time, just roll with it, Brooke.

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Speaker 2: I'm sick and tired of having to step up and

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Speaker 2: save your butt on every single second.

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Speaker 4: Can I make a.

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Speaker 2: Request if you have an accent, I would love to

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Speaker 2: see if we could do as many accents as possible

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Speaker 2: on this show.

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Speaker 1: If you had a bad date, let's do second date.

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Speaker 3: No, it's an every accent. I know that's your dream,

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Speaker 3: and I'm putting a stop to that right now. This

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Speaker 3: is the one and only. We're one and done.

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Speaker 1: Let's get our show canceled.

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Speaker 2: Call in if you want to hear you can go

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Speaker 2: to the Brook and Jeffrey podcast. If you missed it,

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Speaker 2: find all of our second dates there or on the

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Speaker 2: BBC four radio network.