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Speaker 1: Oh oh, I gotta go pee. Okay, well, we'll keep

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Speaker 1: the show going. That was Donald's entrance. Everybody, you would

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Speaker 1: think he would urinate in the all the other hours

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Speaker 1: that were not recording a podcast. I have so much

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, how does your urination? Did it come out? Okay,

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Speaker 1: came out wonderfully. First of all, First, how was your stream?

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Speaker 1: What did it flow like? Did it flow like a

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Speaker 1: forty seven year old or like a twenty two year old?

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Speaker 1: I wish it flowed like a twenty two year old.

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Speaker 1: I am envious when I escort my eight year old

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Speaker 1: son to the restroom to pee. Yes, yes, he could

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Speaker 1: stop it at a dime on a dime is yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's it. But but but listeners, I'm here to tell

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Speaker 1: our male listeners that you must savor the strength of

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Speaker 1: your urine stream. Savor it, Savor it now. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: be honest with you. I do tag forty six, forty seven.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't it doesn't fire hose anymore. I'm gonna tell

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Speaker 1: you something right now, I do like to try and

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Speaker 1: control my stream. No, why because I hear it's good

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Speaker 1: for erection, really to stop your urination. Yeah, like it's

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Speaker 1: that is not that is a fake doctor fact. Everybody don't,

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Speaker 1: don't absolutely. But it's like kegel keg Yeah, well well man,

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Speaker 1: men don't have kegels do that, but they have a

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Speaker 1: Yeah you must. You have a muscle in your pens,

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Speaker 1: you know. I can. I'm tightening it right now. But

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Speaker 1: I don't think that's I don't think that's called doing kegels.

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Speaker 1: I think that's when whatever it's called, whatever it's called, Well,

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Speaker 1: what's it called when a man does keeg? Dude, let

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Speaker 1: me finish. If you can do it properly, Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: can gain some inches. According to the website, I was

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Speaker 1: on gain inches on your erection. Yes, according to the website,

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Speaker 1: I was on you can go in. I don't remember

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Speaker 1: what it was you're saying. If it was something to

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Speaker 1: your prostate muscle or something something like. No, that doesn't

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Speaker 1: make sense. No, it's like where it's your taint basically

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Speaker 1: your taint area. But no, no, you don't want your

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Speaker 1: sphinger to get tight. You don't want that area. I'm

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Speaker 1: trying trying more right now. You want to try right now? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's dan, I'll try it with us. I used to

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Speaker 1: walk around scrubs when we were doing the show. I

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Speaker 1: used to walk around scrubs. I told Deante about this too,

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Speaker 1: Deontay Gordon. I was like, dude, I was on this

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Speaker 1: site and I don't know what, but they say, if

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Speaker 1: the set, you think I'm bullshitting. I don't think, but

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking that it's fucking ridiculous. A Mayo clinic says

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Speaker 1: and one of the benefits, Joel, of doing keegel exercise

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Speaker 1: strengthen your urinary tract. I guess this is what it's saying.

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Speaker 1: Jeeper Donald Donald Donald claims a male can gain length

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Speaker 1: on his erection. That doesn't feel accurate to me. I'm

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Speaker 1: just a muscle. It's a muscle, nobody, no organ, It's

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Speaker 1: spongey tissue. It just fills with spongey tissue that feels

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Speaker 1: about Okay, So why can't you make it so that

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Speaker 1: from the Mayo Clinic. Real doctors say Peogle exercises for

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Speaker 1: men can strengthen the pelvic floor muscle, which support the

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Speaker 1: bladder and bowels and affects sexual function. Practice Keegel exercises

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Speaker 1: for men can be done just about any time. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm doing it now the best. It feels good too.

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Speaker 1: think so? Do you think so? Hu re exercise make

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Speaker 1: you last longer? Daniel? You know what you Daniel Donald?

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Speaker 1: You know what you saw? You look at Sherlock Holmes

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Speaker 1: over there, buddy Donald. Oh yeah, he did figure it out.

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Speaker 1: You saw like an ad during a porno that was like,

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Speaker 1: one porn ad that Joel found something else. Go on, Joel,

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Speaker 1: go on. I'm I was just learning about the technique.

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Speaker 1: I'm practicing it. I don't need to learn, Joel, I'm practicing.

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Speaker 1: They seen. The best time to do it is before

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Speaker 1: any activity that puts pressure on your ADMIN. So if

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Speaker 1: keegles while I laugh. Yeah, my penis just got longer. Erection. Girl, Oh,

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Speaker 1: Post headline, Donaldson thanks the porn industry. We show sex

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Speaker 1: workers right here. Yeah, Joel of course phrased Joel of

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Speaker 1: course phrased it better. Thank you to sex workers? Daniel? Daniel,

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Speaker 1: did you gain? Tell us? I blew you up on

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Speaker 1: So and if you if you follow fake doctor's real friends,

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Speaker 1: Let's get Daniel's followers up over a thousand. How many

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Speaker 1: followers do you have? Well, I have five thousand right now.

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Speaker 1: that would be very sweet. I mean, you're very kind

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Speaker 1: Donald Faison, who has the followers of Zach Braff? Maybe, man,

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Speaker 1: go fucking watch Daniel twerk on Twitch. Yeah all right,

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Speaker 1: So if you like Twitch, if you like, follow Donald

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Speaker 1: Faison and then follow Daniel Breath. And if you feel

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Speaker 1: like it, you can follow Zach Braf. Have a sip

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Speaker 1: of water down, also go follow Dwell Money. Yes, but

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Speaker 1: refocus um So okay, so we're playing hide and seek

419
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Speaker 1: and we learn that elliott um it has a device

420
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:23,680
Speaker 1: to remember bones in the hand and it's an anagram, right,

421
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:26,720
Speaker 1: Is that what you call those things? Some lovers try

422
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:32,360
Speaker 1: positions they can't handle. Is that? Is that what it's

423
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,600
Speaker 1: called you guys when it's like the first letter of

424
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:40,000
Speaker 1: everywhere anagram. So some lovers try positions they can't handle.

425
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:44,320
Speaker 1: And then Keith takes it very personally and she says,

426
00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:48,600
Speaker 1: you should stretch before we do the worly bird? What

427
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:50,080
Speaker 1: is the whirly bird? I don't know. What do you

428
00:24:50,119 --> 00:24:52,720
Speaker 1: think the whirlybird is? I don't know, but well, it

429
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:56,200
Speaker 1: involves Keith needing to stretch, so you have to be flexible,

430
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:58,280
Speaker 1: I'm getting I would have thought. I would have thought

431
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:02,320
Speaker 1: it's a man lies on his back and the woman

432
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:09,200
Speaker 1: then on top and he spins her. But I don't

433
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:12,080
Speaker 1: know why that would involve him. And then it's like

434
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:15,920
Speaker 1: a helicopter. Oh yeah, he helicopters. She's like the propeller.

435
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,040
Speaker 1: Because you have to imagine that would be the how

436
00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 1: much loube? Do you think you need to be able

437
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:29,199
Speaker 1: to freaking clean the bucket? Yeah, and then have somebody

438
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:33,560
Speaker 1: and then you would actually need somebody to grab one

439
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:37,320
Speaker 1: leg and the other leg and then just the probably

440
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:40,800
Speaker 1: could probably need a help her. Yeah, for you to

441
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,040
Speaker 1: do that, I imagine it's a good ten seconds of

442
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:47,959
Speaker 1: I don't know if it would feel good, especially for

443
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:52,320
Speaker 1: the man are you kidding me a whirly bird. So

444
00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:54,359
Speaker 1: you're saying, if you didn't, if you what do you

445
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,840
Speaker 1: call this yoga position where you like it's put you

446
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:00,800
Speaker 1: put your growing up and you're legs and feet are

447
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 1: on the ground. You know that tabletop or some shit

448
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:07,760
Speaker 1: whatever it is, all right, you make like a tabletop yes,

449
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:11,480
Speaker 1: and then table yes yes. And now you're a woman

450
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:15,800
Speaker 1: or your partner who climbs on top of a partner

451
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:19,359
Speaker 1: who can receive yes, climbs on top of the table yes.

452
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:22,359
Speaker 1: And then you need a third person to then spin

453
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:27,399
Speaker 1: them like like like I look up to whomever is

454
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:31,840
Speaker 1: whomever is receiving, must be flexible as fuck because you

455
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:36,320
Speaker 1: don't want the legs to touch tables. People have to

456
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:39,200
Speaker 1: be very strong. This is like some circus sex, but

457
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:44,320
Speaker 1: I imagine really fun. Yeah. Well, Elliot's gotten quite adventurous

458
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:48,840
Speaker 1: with Keith. I mean she you know, in an earlier seasons,

459
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 1: Elliott was a bit prude about sex. Now she's announcing

460
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 1: to the the whole ICU that she likes the whirly bird.

461
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:03,480
Speaker 1: And I appreciate that. I wish more women would. Do

462
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,440
Speaker 1: you think Casey would be open to trying the whirly

463
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,600
Speaker 1: bird hold on, let's find out. Yeah, the theme song

464
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 1: hatame theme song, danel Casey come down here, tell me

465
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:25,280
Speaker 1: what to do? And that's what are you playing my

466
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:28,919
Speaker 1: theme song? Yeah, your theme song was play. Now listen,

467
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:32,280
Speaker 1: Donald's going to explain to you, um, a sexual position

468
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 1: that I'm tired, No, listen to Donald came Donald here,

469
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:41,879
Speaker 1: Donald is going to time to come close to we

470
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:46,119
Speaker 1: can here. Listen. Donald's going to explain to you a

471
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:49,679
Speaker 1: position that is that is that's that Elliott Sarah Chalk's

472
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 1: character does in the show. And we want to know

473
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 1: if you would be open to it at some point

474
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:58,520
Speaker 1: in your guy's sexual relationship. Oh god, you ready? Yeah?

475
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:15,440
Speaker 1: So I I can already say no split on top

476
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:20,760
Speaker 1: of and then I then a helper, and then a helper,

477
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:33,320
Speaker 1: somebody split table, you know what I mean? Zach, I

478
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:38,280
Speaker 1: love you, Zach, I love you, Kazy. We just want

479
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:40,880
Speaker 1: to know if you'd be open to that. Donald said

480
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:44,080
Speaker 1: maybe after some drinks. Well, we would need about three

481
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 1: or four helpers, and it's gonna take a lot more

482
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:56,240
Speaker 1: than a help. I'm going to help, but I won't look.

483
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,560
Speaker 1: I'll wear like I'll wear a mask. Are you trying

484
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:04,480
Speaker 1: to get dabbled into some ruana. I'm saying that you

485
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 1: can't even hear the conversation, all right, put him back

486
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:09,880
Speaker 1: on case We love you, we love you, I love you.

487
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 1: That sounds like a no, Guys, that sounds like a no. Zach,

488
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:23,480
Speaker 1: I love you, good, Zach. Other things, guys, oh, Zach.

489
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 1: The other thing is guys like, I'm not down to

490
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 1: try this ship in my mid forties. I'm tired, I'm old,

491
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 1: and I'm damaged good that you're not damaged goods. First

492
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:38,080
Speaker 1: of all, I really not damaged goods. Never looks so beautiful.

493
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 1: You never been. But what do you down? What are

494
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 1: you down to try? All right? Donald, come on, don

495
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:50,160
Speaker 1: all no, never, no, no, no, we have not done

496
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:54,200
Speaker 1: at all. We have scratched the surface surface. We haven't

497
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 1: even surched the surface, Donald, we haven't even scratched the surface.

498
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 1: She's so fine. I know, she's so fine. I love

499
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 1: that you didn't even get into the tabletop position before

500
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 1: she was like no, yeah, all right, we should take

501
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 1: a break. When we come back, we'll talk about more

502
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 1: sexual positions that Donald Casey might try. And we're back.

503
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 1: Johnny c McGinley is doing a Donni Hue impression. A

504
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 1: lot of you young folks probably have no idea who

505
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:30,280
Speaker 1: filled Donnie Hue is. I was an once you were, yeah,

506
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 1: way back in a day with Marlo Thomas. I did

507
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:35,520
Speaker 1: a special when I was in junior high school called

508
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 1: Free to Be a Family, and it was a follow

509
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 1: up to Free to Be You and Me. Yes, And

510
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:41,720
Speaker 1: I got to meet like the Fat Boys, Prince Marquie

511
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 1: d rest in Peace and the rest of the guys,

512
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:46,320
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I got to meet uh

513
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 1: Don Mattingley when he was playing with the Yankees, UM,

514
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:54,920
Speaker 1: you know, Robin Williams. All these people showed up for

515
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:58,719
Speaker 1: Marlo Thomas and this show, and it was really interesting

516
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 1: because what we got to do was build us Basebridge,

517
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:04,200
Speaker 1: which is pretty much doing a FaceTime but back in

518
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 1: the eighties, you know, with kids from Russia. And this

519
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,840
Speaker 1: was back when you know, the Star Wars systems were

520
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:14,720
Speaker 1: you know, you know, we were at threat of nuclear war.

521
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,800
Speaker 1: I got to meet I sang with Carly I remember

522
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:19,560
Speaker 1: I sang with Carly Simon. I got to meet Bobby mcfarren,

523
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:24,480
Speaker 1: who I'm a huge fan of. UM anyway, so you

524
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 1: guys were on Donna Hue and so anyway because of

525
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 1: doing the show. Marlo Thomas and Donna Hue are a

526
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 1: married couple or are a couple, and he had us

527
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 1: on the show, well Donna Hue for you young folks,

528
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,880
Speaker 1: you can YouTube. And he was a very popular daytime

529
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 1: talk show. Um, when Oprah first started, I believe it

530
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 1: was the two of them. Yeah, they were. They were

531
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:49,280
Speaker 1: when Oprah was starting, he was he was right, he was.

532
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:51,360
Speaker 1: Was he like right before her or something like that,

533
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 1: or yeah, he was before her. I think because he

534
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:55,720
Speaker 1: was older. I believe. No, I mean as when they

535
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:57,600
Speaker 1: came on. I know, they didn't come on at the

536
00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:00,959
Speaker 1: same time. They didn't come on, oh they were Yeah,

537
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 1: did they come on at the same time. I don't know.

538
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,600
Speaker 1: But when everyone started to go like towards the Maury

539
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 1: Povic you know, crazy not more. What was his name,

540
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,920
Speaker 1: Morton Downey Jr. Yeah, when everyone started to go way

541
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 1: more like you know, like the like the talk shows

542
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 1: became everyone you know. Obviously Oprah didn't go that way.

543
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 1: But Donnie he was like I'm out. Yeah, he was like,

544
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 1: I'm not doing this shit right. But anyway, he used

545
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 1: to be very dramatic and he was very funny and

546
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 1: he'd go and he'd walk around with his microphone and

547
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:30,640
Speaker 1: he'd go, do you remember he'd go and call her.

548
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 1: There'd be a caller, and he go call her. You

549
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:35,800
Speaker 1: say what, And he'd pointed his microphone dramatically up at

550
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:39,720
Speaker 1: the skies that he was he was miking the speaker, okay,

551
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 1: and we have a collar caller, you say what. And

552
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 1: when he was get in front of somebody, Phil Hartman

553
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:52,360
Speaker 1: did a great yeah. Just just YouTube YouTube Phil Hartman,

554
00:32:52,640 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 1: donn But anyway, he was he was a character um anyway.

555
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:02,240
Speaker 1: So that's what Johnny Ce is doing. He's doing a

556
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 1: Donnie human impression here, going around the room asking everyone.

557
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:11,720
Speaker 1: And Gloria the elderly turn she was good. She says,

558
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:14,640
Speaker 1: sometimes when they arrive in the morning, they smell like sex.

559
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 1: Have you ever smelled sex in the air before? It's

560
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 1: hard to smell your own I don't know what se smells.

561
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:23,880
Speaker 1: It's hard. It's hard to smell your own exactly. It's

562
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 1: hard to smell your own sex in the air. But

563
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 1: have you ever walked in the room and smelled somebody

564
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:30,200
Speaker 1: sex in the air. I've heard people say this, like

565
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:31,959
Speaker 1: it smells like sex in here, But I don't think

566
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 1: I've ever smelled that. Smelt it several times growing up

567
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:39,000
Speaker 1: with brothers, freaking having my cousins. Doesn't smell like sweat

568
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:42,920
Speaker 1: and bodio or like people were grinding around. Yeah, yeah,

569
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 1: I mean it smells like it smells like some type

570
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:50,920
Speaker 1: of activity had happened in that room, had happened. All right, Well,

571
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:55,719
Speaker 1: Donnie C asked Sarah for some help with a German

572
00:33:55,760 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 1: patient and to sabotage him. She says, Now, how she wrong? Yeah?

573
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 1: How did she? How did she know that the can

574
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:07,360
Speaker 1: that Boobs was going to be involved? Did he say

575
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 1: that in the lead up to it? That's very good? Uh,

576
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:13,799
Speaker 1: that's very very astute of you, Donald. I don't think

577
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:17,200
Speaker 1: that he revealed that his that the man's wife was

578
00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:21,480
Speaker 1: in the room. Mhm. Interesting. She guessed, she guessed that

579
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:24,399
Speaker 1: there might be a woman there. Took it she she

580
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:27,680
Speaker 1: took a guess. Um. Anyway, the man was very angry

581
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:29,640
Speaker 1: at this, and he throws Johnny C out of the room. Now,

582
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:31,480
Speaker 1: I gonna say I had to rewind and look at

583
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 1: this a few times because that stunt double is such

584
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:37,359
Speaker 1: a good double for Johnny C. I was like, there's

585
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 1: no ay, Johnny seed took that fall. We should ask Johnny. No,

586
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 1: it's not him. I've been framed by frame Okay, I

587
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:49,000
Speaker 1: framed by framed it. I frame by framed it. But

588
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:51,719
Speaker 1: when a sun is that good, when the stunt man

589
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:55,279
Speaker 1: is that good of a match, uh, you can show

590
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:57,960
Speaker 1: like a piece of their face, you know, because it's

591
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 1: like it's blurred. It's blurred by little bit, right, but

592
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,680
Speaker 1: like he wasn't hiding his face like a stuntman or

593
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 1: a woman usually has to do. He literally you see

594
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:09,720
Speaker 1: like half of his face. And I wish they would

595
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 1: have done that back in the day though, because in

596
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 1: Beverly Hills cop it is obviously not Eddie Murphy throwing

597
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 1: that dude over the buffet at the hotel. It is

598
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:22,560
Speaker 1: not at the Harrold Club. Yeah, it's just the man.

599
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 1: It's the man. No, he goes, he goes, is this

600
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:31,759
Speaker 1: the man who you know? He takes he takes a

601
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 1: long pause, he goes, Is this the man who wrecked

602
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 1: the buffet? Is this a man who ruined him? Unmarked

603
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 1: police car disabled? An unmarked police car with a banana

604
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:55,440
Speaker 1: with a banana? That guy's amazing, that actor. I love

605
00:35:55,520 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 1: that guy all right. So okay, pregnancy time. Yeah, oh

606
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 1: my god. First of all, wait, before I get to pregnancy,

607
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 1: How fucking funny was me on the scooter going I'm

608
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:09,640
Speaker 1: seeking you, Tike? That was crazy? You know what's crazy

609
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:12,600
Speaker 1: about that? Also, Turk looks away and has it's a fantasy.

610
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 1: It wasn't real. You had a fit. Well, it was real.

611
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:20,879
Speaker 1: You had a premonition. I guess what do you call that?

612
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:24,520
Speaker 1: You didn't know? It wasn't Actually it was happening in

613
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:27,400
Speaker 1: the world of the show. Right, it's not a flashback

614
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:30,880
Speaker 1: because you didn't experience it. Right, what is that called?

615
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 1: What do you call that? Joel? He had a mint?

616
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 1: I don't know. Let's mamunition. Let's call it a premonition.

617
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:44,719
Speaker 1: I think I'm a man of many wishes. Hope my premonition? Missus?

618
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 1: What I really you? My eyes won't let me hide

619
00:36:51,040 --> 00:37:01,400
Speaker 1: because they are ways stop too cy Okay, anyway, who's that?

620
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:09,279
Speaker 1: Who is that? Stevie wonder? Oh beautiful? Because this time? Okay,

621
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 1: all right, listen, So we're cheaper. Cheaper pregnancy tests have

622
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 1: slower results. I guess no, she said he bought a

623
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 1: generic one. There's no such thing as a cheap pregnancy test.

624
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:31,360
Speaker 1: They got a pregnancy test that was not the quote

625
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:35,680
Speaker 1: unquote well, no, the name brand, but that would imply

626
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 1: that it was cheaper. Yeah, he makes some comment about like,

627
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:40,080
Speaker 1: when you give me more money from my allowance, I'll

628
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:43,799
Speaker 1: get the name brand. Right, But I don't think it

629
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:46,120
Speaker 1: makes any difference. Well, no, but in the plot point

630
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:47,799
Speaker 1: of the show it did. I'm just saying it's funny

631
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 1: that I think she just was using it as a

632
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 1: So things happened with me and my kid sometimes, and

633
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 1: he is very disappointed when he doesn't get his way

634
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:01,920
Speaker 1: or if like a perfect example, it was when we

635
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:05,279
Speaker 1: were watching the Hawks play and they lost, and he

636
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:08,520
Speaker 1: got mad at my wife and I. He said it

637
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:13,040
Speaker 1: was our fault because they did. We didn't root hard

638
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:16,279
Speaker 1: enough for the Hawks to win, right, Yeah, And this

639
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 1: is the same. And I totally was like, you know what,

640
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:21,439
Speaker 1: maybe I didn't look, maybe I didn't maybe I didn't

641
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:24,239
Speaker 1: root hard. I should have rooted. But anyway, um, and

642
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:26,759
Speaker 1: it's the same thing. I think she's I don't think

643
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 1: I don't think she thinks it's the test's fault at all.

644
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 1: I think she's looking at something some she's looking at

645
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:37,680
Speaker 1: Turk to blame for it, though. She's looking to try

646
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:41,080
Speaker 1: to find a way to blame Turk for this moment

647
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:44,120
Speaker 1: in the show. They assume it's a minute long you're

648
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 1: cooking the pizza rolls, but that doesn't necessarily Oh you're saying,

649
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:50,839
Speaker 1: you're saying that it makes it take longer. Yeah, I'm

650
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:54,759
Speaker 1: saying a show that's probably not accurate. I imagine in

651
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:58,760
Speaker 1: real life is that this cheaper off brand thing takes

652
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:01,880
Speaker 1: three minutes, not one minute. That's the whole that's how

653
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 1: the whole plot of the episode works. Well, I think

654
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 1: every pregnancy test take is different. Time, it's time different.

655
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:12,160
Speaker 1: I don't think they I don't know. I put the

656
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,640
Speaker 1: story of the show. Yeah, but then they put it

657
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:18,880
Speaker 1: in the microwave? Am I tripping? Did they put the

658
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:26,680
Speaker 1: test into what was in the microwave? The pizza? Microwaves? Dirt? Dirt?

659
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:28,839
Speaker 1: I was a little confused. Man, it's hard to write

660
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:30,360
Speaker 1: the ship and do it at to say, look up

661
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:33,240
Speaker 1: and write, and I'm sure I'm listening to you. Don't pause,

662
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 1: No man, I pause. I don't have time to pause.

663
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:41,480
Speaker 1: You don't have time to pause. No bro, no bro.

664
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:44,799
Speaker 1: How funny was the janitor the janitor's smoking in the

665
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 1: flashback run hilarious and doing the hurdles, and then Neil's

666
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:54,880
Speaker 1: doing the hurdles. Look. Yeah, the callback, By the way,

667
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:56,840
Speaker 1: I do have to say, I always know it's Spiller

668
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 1: and and I want to see Jenne Bachan wrote this episode.

669
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:01,759
Speaker 1: She's a talented out but I always know it's But

670
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:04,040
Speaker 1: whenever I as a director and watching this show and

671
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:08,600
Speaker 1: go this one's really directed, Well it's Spiller, I gotta

672
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 1: say it. Sorry, guys, He's good. Um, this cinematography in

673
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 1: this episode was really good. And yeah, the way they

674
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:19,840
Speaker 1: shot Neil fake hurdling was perfect. Yeah. Um, there was

675
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:23,279
Speaker 1: some really clever photography with regards to that and uh

676
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:28,440
Speaker 1: and uh yeah. So the jd JD then calls the

677
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:31,000
Speaker 1: janitor out on all of his lies, goes on a

678
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:33,080
Speaker 1: long gives us a short list of some of the

679
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:35,799
Speaker 1: janitor's lies. But it's but it looks like the whole

680
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:40,399
Speaker 1: hospital nobody believes the janitor. Everybody's over his lies. Yeah,

681
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 1: and then you come in and I say, not now,

682
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:46,799
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm glow basking. I go now, I'm gonna

683
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:50,600
Speaker 1: bask in the basking in the glow of being right,

684
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:52,040
Speaker 1: or whatever, and then you and then you come in.

685
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:57,080
Speaker 1: I go not now, I'm glow basking. I laughed so

686
00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 1: hard at this. Where do the doves go? I don't know,

687
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:03,920
Speaker 1: but one but I remember I remember shooting this. Do

688
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:06,480
Speaker 1: you remember shooting this? No, but I must have been

689
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 1: we must have been dying laughing. Do I remember this?

690
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 1: You know when we were laughing? Do you know what

691
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 1: part we're laughing at? No? Tell me one thing. Harlan

692
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:19,080
Speaker 1: knows that in her stomach there's a tiny little and

693
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:21,319
Speaker 1: you went through like a bunch of I remember you

694
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:24,319
Speaker 1: going through a bunch of different uh. And one thing

695
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:26,720
Speaker 1: I know is that in her uterus it's a little

696
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:30,440
Speaker 1: soft baby turn. Yeah, you went through several different things,

697
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:36,200
Speaker 1: a little tiny gerkin like you said, so many different things, dude, dude,

698
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:38,680
Speaker 1: so many things. I remember. I remember this day. I

699
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 1: remember laughing. That's the perfect setup for to riff on. Yeah,

700
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 1: that whole thing about the doves where the doves go?

701
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:47,920
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't One thing I do know?

702
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:54,239
Speaker 1: How about the Grandfather Kennel fantasy? That should have me rolling?

703
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:58,960
Speaker 1: So there's two there's two fantasies that are one very long,

704
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 1: but and and and out of nowhere. This dude comes

705
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:07,560
Speaker 1: in to tell everyone about his being our hurdle racer one.

706
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:09,960
Speaker 1: And then where did the kintel come from? It was

707
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:13,239
Speaker 1: a grandfather kintel? But and I know you were imagining it,

708
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 1: but and you're being and you're being given a tour,

709
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:19,040
Speaker 1: But how did it happen? The setup was something like

710
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:23,239
Speaker 1: what was this setup? Joel? It was something like they

711
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:26,840
Speaker 1: were grandmother someone Carla, and the grandmother someone's grandfather, someone's

712
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:29,319
Speaker 1: grandfather was going to die or something. Carlos. It's not

713
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:32,040
Speaker 1: like a dog, you can't replace him. Derek didn't want

714
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:33,440
Speaker 1: to do a hip surgery on like a ninety eight

715
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:35,440
Speaker 1: year old man. That's what it was. That's what it was.

716
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:39,280
Speaker 1: This This was very funnily finally done. And the set.

717
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:41,560
Speaker 1: I love how this set is like that old grandparent

718
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 1: like like wall wall boarding, you know, the wood boards.

719
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:47,840
Speaker 1: And then like they've all got there like barka lounger,

720
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:52,239
Speaker 1: recliner chair and some bite yeah, and then I lure

721
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 1: mine over with a Worther's candy and I'm like, here

722
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:59,000
Speaker 1: you go unwrap this. You want to win wrapped this

723
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:04,719
Speaker 1: in a movie theater. We don't want to separate these two.

724
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 1: I already have a grandma. I already have a grandmother.

725
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:15,319
Speaker 1: By the way, I love telling me this show pair

726
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:18,239
Speaker 1: as well would get jazz cabbage. It really does. Did

727
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:20,960
Speaker 1: you have jazz cabbage when you absolutely when watching this

728
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 1: When watching this show, I thought you were off jazz cabbage.

729
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:27,400
Speaker 1: I didn't know. No, we had this conversation. Bro okay,

730
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:30,080
Speaker 1: just done it. Left the jazz cabbage. I'm just don't

731
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:32,319
Speaker 1: yell at me. I don't do it when I'm doing

732
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 1: the podcast. By the way, I love um where there's candies.

733
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:38,400
Speaker 1: I know that it's like a jokey, like old person

734
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:42,360
Speaker 1: treat you like butterscotch. I love a worthers. They slap.

735
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:47,040
Speaker 1: I never see them, I never. They're very tasty. You

736
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:49,239
Speaker 1: very never had a worth Well do you not know

737
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:52,960
Speaker 1: any seniors, Joel? You know how some you know how

738
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:58,200
Speaker 1: some hard candies make your saliva kind of thick and everything.

739
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:00,920
Speaker 1: It's like literally like your swallowing. It feels like you're

740
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:03,719
Speaker 1: swallow scot. I'm gonna drive you a lot later. I'm

741
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 1: coming to bring it away. The way this is like

742
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 1: the best for words right now. But worthers are great.

743
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:15,120
Speaker 1: I don't know why they got stereotypically known for being

744
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:18,760
Speaker 1: an old person favorite. But they are Do you like salt?

745
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:21,440
Speaker 1: Do you like salt and butter? Scotch over ice cream?

746
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:28,239
Speaker 1: Who doesn't? Creams? So delicious? Sponsor? You should hit that

747
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:36,000
Speaker 1: button right now? Which one the bong ripper? You're well?

748
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 1: Please try and get worse. I imagine the Worther's head

749
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,680
Speaker 1: office is run by senior citizens, so they might not know.

750
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 1: They don't know how to use computer. No, they might

751
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:48,479
Speaker 1: not know the podcasts are a thing. But they're still

752
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 1: they're still. There's still they still have rotary down telephone.

753
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:53,000
Speaker 1: They have they have this time, they have the time

754
00:44:53,080 --> 00:45:00,160
Speaker 1: you hold up to your phone like too far? Yes? Right,

755
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 1: give me connetic at two flus even where is? What

756
00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:10,760
Speaker 1: do you like to advertise on a podcast? Coming to live? Um?

757
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:13,879
Speaker 1: All right? So then I say I low jack the janitor. Yes,

758
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:18,480
Speaker 1: we have successfully low jacked the janitor. Elliot can't not

759
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:24,359
Speaker 1: cry at the thought of a baby, right, so she

760
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:29,000
Speaker 1: lies and says to Keith dumpter dump yes. And this

761
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 1: makes for sorry Cox seeing this and knowing what's happened,

762
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 1: and wants to get back at Elliott for what he

763
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 1: what she did earlier with the with the German guy

764
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:50,759
Speaker 1: convinces Keith to wink at every girl that walks by,

765
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 1: and then shows Carla, who's kind of sad for Elliott, Uh,

766
00:45:56,800 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 1: what Keith is doing? And she Uh, they had to

767
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:03,759
Speaker 1: plan to have Yeah, they had to plan to have

768
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 1: Carla tell Keith subtly all of the Is it sub

769
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:13,759
Speaker 1: sub how would you say it? Is it subtly? Is

770
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:16,440
Speaker 1: that the right way to say it? Yeah, she's not

771
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 1: being Yeah when I subtly? Yeah, I guess so subtly? Uh,

772
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:26,360
Speaker 1: all of his faults in the bedroom? Right, and what

773
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 1: are his faults? I forgot what the ends up being

774
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:31,080
Speaker 1: other than he doesn't stretch for the wirly bird. They

775
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:34,279
Speaker 1: don't tell us any else. That was like a weird

776
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:38,319
Speaker 1: little side plot that didn't really go anywhere. Yeah, I

777
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:41,640
Speaker 1: know what it is. We learned that Keith made out

778
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:48,040
Speaker 1: with his sister, right right, that's really weird. I mean,

779
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 1: and then and but then Elliott doesn't really have a

780
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 1: problem with it because she's banging. That's so twisted, twisted.

781
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:03,319
Speaker 1: It's a bit like what what they so I'm doing?

782
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:06,360
Speaker 1: Sixth grade is pretty old to be making out with

783
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:11,400
Speaker 1: your sister. Yeah, you know about definitely I'm doing a

784
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 1: writer's room right now. What And I realized what it

785
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:17,799
Speaker 1: takes to have to get to that moment and then

786
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:21,640
Speaker 1: and for those things to have to get through, Bill

787
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:24,319
Speaker 1: has to sign off on Yeah, I fuck it. Yeah.

788
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 1: The brother and sisters they're making out. Yeah, you know

789
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:29,960
Speaker 1: what I mean. But to get there you have to

790
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,360
Speaker 1: be that's like one of those late night all right,

791
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:35,359
Speaker 1: So how about this? What if the secret? Like they're like,

792
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:38,680
Speaker 1: they tried to go through several secrets, they couldn't really

793
00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 1: think of anything, and then finally was like, yo, what

794
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 1: if he makes out with his sister in like the

795
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:46,000
Speaker 1: sixth grade? Yeah? And Bill's finally and Bill's like, yeah,

796
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 1: fuck with it. Yeah, I want to go home. That's fine, Yeah,

797
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:52,880
Speaker 1: because that's just the babies. That was a long way

798
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:55,880
Speaker 1: around the block for yelling aboard the babies. Yeah, and

799
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:59,040
Speaker 1: then to say that the father sorry, yeah, and the

800
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:03,000
Speaker 1: priest says, I'm yeah. We were really trying to be edgy.

801
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 1: This was this is edgy at any time, but definitely edgy,

802
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:13,000
Speaker 1: even edgy. You're back when we were doing it. Yeah, Um,

803
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:23,480
Speaker 1: I say, there's no fetus. Nobody makes fetus balloons. Jade

804
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:26,799
Speaker 1: actually went to a balloon set, probably several balloons stores.

805
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:29,160
Speaker 1: But this before the internet, So where do you keep

806
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:33,200
Speaker 1: the fetus balloons at? This was before the internet was

807
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:38,280
Speaker 1: what the internet was, so he couldn't google search fetus bones. Joel,

808
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:41,000
Speaker 1: will you see if there's any fetus balloons? Now I'm interested.

809
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 1: Do you remember the Thomas guy we spoke about this.

810
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:46,640
Speaker 1: That's how you got around La. You had to look

811
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:51,520
Speaker 1: shit up in a book. The show was a mess.

812
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:53,880
Speaker 1: I laughed so hard Donald when I go when you

813
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 1: were like, do that whole thing? I'm really, do you

814
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 1: have a good ideas? I'm tired of your ideas? And

815
00:48:57,200 --> 00:49:01,759
Speaker 1: I go, it's a good head. I'm listening. I think

816
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:04,600
Speaker 1: I was. That's after Richard Kind, So I do believe

817
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 1: we were all trying. I know, you know there's something

818
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 1: about I never heard it anywhere else, but in this show.

819
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 1: I go, JD goes, it's a good like spelled g

820
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:19,320
Speaker 1: O O D apostrophe N Like like when I said,

821
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:22,080
Speaker 1: like when in the in the it's a big it's

822
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:25,280
Speaker 1: a biggin Yeah. There's nothing I love more than driving

823
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:28,800
Speaker 1: my my scooter Sasha through potholes and here comes a

824
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:32,719
Speaker 1: big in I just realized what that suit of armor

825
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:35,359
Speaker 1: is behind you. Oh, it's from which I was here.

826
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:37,719
Speaker 1: I thought it was a suit of armor for the

827
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:39,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fuck guy, it is m But

828
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 1: it's the the film which I was here that you

829
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,759
Speaker 1: should now rent tonight because it's on Netflix. Everybody. You

830
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:48,719
Speaker 1: don't need to rent it. It's free. It's on Netflix. Absolutely.

831
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:51,919
Speaker 1: I hear the wave is playing on. I just looked down.

832
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:53,960
Speaker 1: I just looked down in the chat and it says

833
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 1: no fetus balloons thing, No fetus balloons. Um, yeah that

834
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:02,759
Speaker 1: arm McDonald after the film wish I was here. Um,

835
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:05,680
Speaker 1: I put on a I put on a mannequin so

836
00:50:05,719 --> 00:50:08,560
Speaker 1: it could stand in my apartment. Yeah. You know, you're

837
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:12,480
Speaker 1: very lucky because as a professional actor, I have very

838
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 1: few things from movies that I was a part of.

839
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 1: At one point I did have the jersey from Remember

840
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:20,920
Speaker 1: the Titans, Pete Jones's number. I don't know where it was.

841
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 1: I used to wear it too because it fit. And

842
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:24,560
Speaker 1: then I started getting bigger back when I was one

843
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:27,279
Speaker 1: hundred and seventy five pounds, and then I had a

844
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:32,959
Speaker 1: bunch of Scrubs memorabilia also, But now I don't really

845
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:35,040
Speaker 1: have I don't I don't have much. I don't know

846
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:37,960
Speaker 1: much either. Like I found some old school Kobe Bryant

847
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,799
Speaker 1: socks that I still have, which I you know which

848
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:44,400
Speaker 1: Kobe wore, Know that I wore because I was a

849
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:45,680
Speaker 1: fan of Kobe. You know what I mean? That I

850
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:48,560
Speaker 1: bought a billion? Why does that memorabilia? Because you can't

851
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:52,719
Speaker 1: find those socks anywhere. Now. I thought that the story

852
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:57,000
Speaker 1: was going to be a bit better than that. I mean, shit, man,

853
00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:01,480
Speaker 1: you want me to say, are you gonna be like

854
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:09,000
Speaker 1: Kobe Bryant gave me these socks? You know I'm not

855
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:12,040
Speaker 1: gonna do what I thought or do not? There is

856
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:17,080
Speaker 1: no I thought, let's move on, all right, Um, when

857
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:19,080
Speaker 1: we when we get the speech in the cafeteria and

858
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:22,399
Speaker 1: then we try to make a dramatic exit and then

859
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:25,080
Speaker 1: Google left. No, that was right, right, I need to

860
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:31,080
Speaker 1: come with you. That made me laugh? Uh I did?

861
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:36,719
Speaker 1: Who was throwing win in JD's face? What was that?

862
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:40,000
Speaker 1: The wine? A wine? There? Yeah? There it is. Yes,

863
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 1: don't laugh at me, Joel when you threw win in

864
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:50,919
Speaker 1: my things your face? Um, that should made me laugh. Also, yeah,

865
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:54,200
Speaker 1: I laughed at that. And then when he spills the wine. Yeah,

866
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:57,080
Speaker 1: because we can't tell Carlo what I mean. Aren't you

867
00:51:57,080 --> 00:52:00,160
Speaker 1: supposed to wait to tell people you're pregnant, like like

868
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,279
Speaker 1: three months or something. Yeah, usually you want to wait

869
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:05,840
Speaker 1: until it's for sure, for sure, and that's usually around

870
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:09,600
Speaker 1: imagine miscarriage is in the first trimester, in the first year.

871
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:13,360
Speaker 1: You guys are announcing it like after the test came up. Yeah,

872
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:20,880
Speaker 1: well yeah, yeah, you know, we're speaking to tell people.

873
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:25,040
Speaker 1: We told everybody right away. We're speaking of really yeah,

874
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:26,880
Speaker 1: we told right as soon as we found out, and

875
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:28,400
Speaker 1: people were like, you know, you're not supposed to do that.

876
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:31,520
Speaker 1: You're like, okay, let's take a break. We'll be right

877
00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:45,080
Speaker 1: back after these fine words, and we're bad. I brought

878
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:50,080
Speaker 1: you guys a penis doctor. Wow, I have questions. I

879
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:55,360
Speaker 1: have question you can ask them about the whole spongey.

880
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:58,799
Speaker 1: It's a spongey please. You know, let's hear right now

881
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:04,600
Speaker 1: if that's accurate or not to comow you can talk

882
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:11,080
Speaker 1: show dudes, you know, like a bottomoke jets maybe talking

883
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:14,600
Speaker 1: about the episode. So come on, Joanne, let's get the show.

884
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:30,200
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen. Give it up for penis doctor Darren. Yeah,

885
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:36,680
Speaker 1: there he is there, Karen Darren, what's up? You got.

886
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:39,360
Speaker 1: Are you the penis doctor? He the penis doctor, but

887
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:41,680
Speaker 1: he has the jets gear on. I don't know about

888
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:44,800
Speaker 1: all that. Wait, no, wit before you get into sports

889
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:49,759
Speaker 1: dissing because Darren is wearing a jets but Darren, um,

890
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:51,920
Speaker 1: I don't take it off, leave it on, Darren. Are

891
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 1: you a a penis doctor? And what is that called arology? Yes,

892
00:53:57,320 --> 00:54:01,279
Speaker 1: by a neurologists, that is um what people call penis doctor.

893
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:05,760
Speaker 1: But we also take care of other eurologic organs like kidney, bladder,

894
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:10,200
Speaker 1: prostate um, any areas adjacent to that. But then the

895
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:13,480
Speaker 1: genitals are what we're you know, most And do you

896
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:16,880
Speaker 1: deal dude, A guy inacologist obviously handles women, so you

897
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,959
Speaker 1: deal mostly with men. I take it no, but women

898
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:24,640
Speaker 1: have kidney stones, kidney cancer, any issues with the bladder,

899
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:27,840
Speaker 1: any issues with avoiding like your anatition issues. So I

900
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:30,120
Speaker 1: would say the actually decent amount of women that we

901
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:32,600
Speaker 1: take care of the well, I got a real question.

902
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:35,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna ask. First Donald, let's just say

903
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:38,960
Speaker 1: let's just say that. Let's just say yeah, yeah, let's

904
00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:40,840
Speaker 1: just go there. We're not gonna say it's true, but

905
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:43,399
Speaker 1: let's just imagine that I'm proud of my size. Doctor,

906
00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:48,640
Speaker 1: He's gonna get my ruler. Right. Here's here's the question.

907
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:52,399
Speaker 1: So sorry, is there a pill? Is there a pill

908
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:56,280
Speaker 1: that extends? For real? For real? Donald has been watching

909
00:54:56,400 --> 00:55:00,200
Speaker 1: some advertisements that say if he takes certain okay, guy,

910
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:01,960
Speaker 1: he's got kind of writes the Chase doc tell us

911
00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:05,920
Speaker 1: there are no pills that can make your penis bigger?

912
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:11,080
Speaker 1: What about what about investing so much money? There there

913
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:13,719
Speaker 1: meds there, meds that can help you if you have

914
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:16,360
Speaker 1: issues with erections. And we know when you have, like,

915
00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:18,640
Speaker 1: you know, a half Chubb kind of thing and it's

916
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:21,880
Speaker 1: not fully is that it's not the actual doctor diagnosis

917
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:27,600
Speaker 1: half Chubb? Probably not what I will say, Um, I

918
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:31,399
Speaker 1: diagnose you with a half Chubb coup. A couple episodes ago,

919
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:34,320
Speaker 1: you were talking about how bigger penises maybe more fertile,

920
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:40,440
Speaker 1: and that's not true. Yeah, Donald Donald's yeah, Donald Donald.

921
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:42,320
Speaker 1: I think I just think you can get closer to

922
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:47,920
Speaker 1: the freaking Donald. I asked it because Donald Donald Donald

923
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:52,319
Speaker 1: implied that if his giant cock was closer to where

924
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:54,960
Speaker 1: the egg is birth watched, it would help. But that's

925
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:59,200
Speaker 1: not true. Doctor isn't correct. That is not true. But

926
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:04,160
Speaker 1: don't they when Okay, well doctor, what this came up

927
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:06,240
Speaker 1: before you came on the air. We have so many questions.

928
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:09,200
Speaker 1: What is the penis made of? Donald said it's a muscle,

929
00:56:09,239 --> 00:56:11,839
Speaker 1: which I know to be not true. Daniel said, it's

930
00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:17,000
Speaker 1: a sponge tissue that blood flows to. What is a penis? Doctor?

931
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:19,799
Speaker 1: And do penis pumps really work? And by the way,

932
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:24,839
Speaker 1: that was no calm down given one question though, there

933
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:27,160
Speaker 1: are there are like compartments of in the penis, the

934
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:30,920
Speaker 1: urethrow which has the penis as um you know, like

935
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:35,600
Speaker 1: cells essentially that are that allow the urine to drain,

936
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:38,080
Speaker 1: and so there is it's kind of and what what

937
00:56:38,239 --> 00:56:42,200
Speaker 1: Daniel was saying that erectile bodies, you have um, there

938
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:47,200
Speaker 1: is muscle, there is um, vessels, there is um kind

939
00:56:47,239 --> 00:56:50,640
Speaker 1: of fibrous tissue that allows the penis to be to

940
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:53,520
Speaker 1: be firm. So it's made of of all of those things.

941
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:55,600
Speaker 1: So it's kind of you know, when when when when

942
00:56:55,719 --> 00:56:58,880
Speaker 1: when when When a man is aroused, blood rushes to

943
00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:01,760
Speaker 1: the penis, and then what keeps the blood in the penis?

944
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:04,719
Speaker 1: I don't understand. Oh my god, Zac, I can we

945
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:06,719
Speaker 1: have lectures on this? Okay? But can you say it

946
00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:09,440
Speaker 1: in a listen speaking to people that know nothing. So

947
00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:13,000
Speaker 1: in very layman's terms, there's a thing. Explain it like

948
00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:16,240
Speaker 1: I'm five, Explain it like I'm ten. Okay, Yeah, so

949
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:19,440
Speaker 1: there are two There are two areas, two compartments in

950
00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:22,120
Speaker 1: the penis that fill with blood and the way that

951
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:26,640
Speaker 1: they fill with blood um relax The muscle relaxes, and

952
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:32,400
Speaker 1: it actually then compresses the um veins and prevents the

953
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:35,720
Speaker 1: blood from flowing out. So the arterial flow flows in

954
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:39,440
Speaker 1: like the blood flow flows in. But then there's it's

955
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:42,200
Speaker 1: they're unable to be flow out, and that is how

956
00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:47,280
Speaker 1: you have a rigid penis. True or anything or any

957
00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:50,440
Speaker 1: other kind of sexual Okay, doc, is it true that

958
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:55,120
Speaker 1: witten masturbation, I can train my penis to grow longer. No,

959
00:57:55,280 --> 00:58:00,680
Speaker 1: I don't think of this. There are all are surgeries

960
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:08,840
Speaker 1: that like Donald, what are you saying? There's surgeries. There

961
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:13,520
Speaker 1: are cosmetic surgeries that some urologists do that can increase

962
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:16,479
Speaker 1: the length every penis. But they are because some people

963
00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:19,400
Speaker 1: like people. I hear that important that people put like

964
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:24,520
Speaker 1: freaking prosthetics in to Yeah, that's to make to make

965
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:27,760
Speaker 1: a penis bigger. Yeah, those things are crazy. You don't

966
00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:30,080
Speaker 1: do that work. Now, Listen, there are some people that

967
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:32,440
Speaker 1: are that are that do I mean they're born with

968
00:58:32,520 --> 00:58:35,360
Speaker 1: a micro penis, which is which is yeah, which is horrible,

969
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:37,720
Speaker 1: I would imagine, And so there must be something that

970
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:41,680
Speaker 1: there must be some surgery that those men can have. Yeah,

971
00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:43,919
Speaker 1: I mean there are some surgeries that you can do. Chaniel,

972
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,720
Speaker 1: did it hurt? What was the surgery? Like child? Did you?

973
00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:50,200
Speaker 1: There are people who are there are people who are

974
00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:54,160
Speaker 1: born you know with other general believes that that there

975
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:55,760
Speaker 1: are ways to fix it. But there's also I mean,

976
00:58:56,160 --> 00:59:00,400
Speaker 1: what about for with female male transgender patients or you know,

977
00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:05,440
Speaker 1: transvender running get make a penis? Got it right? I

978
00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:07,919
Speaker 1: have another question? Wait, Donald's not it's my turn, go ahead?

979
00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:10,120
Speaker 1: Is it you got to ask about the half the half?

980
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:14,160
Speaker 1: The half the half? What was it that where it

981
00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:17,560
Speaker 1: was like the half? No, not the hell where you

982
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:19,120
Speaker 1: have where you where you make up a giant and

983
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:22,280
Speaker 1: keep the balls and keep the balls. Yes, we're not

984
00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:28,640
Speaker 1: asking about that. He's a real doctor. Shut the fuck up, Darren. True.

985
00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:31,200
Speaker 1: By the way, it's our dream to talk to a

986
00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:34,400
Speaker 1: real penis doctor. Darren. Is true that there is no

987
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:40,280
Speaker 1: seamen in pre come. I've heard this. Um, I think becoming,

988
00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:43,600
Speaker 1: from what I understand, is really just like lubricant. But

989
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:47,160
Speaker 1: if there are still I think, you know, like I'm interested,

990
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:49,120
Speaker 1: making me think of a like an happy end and

991
00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:52,080
Speaker 1: master of none. There was a scene like this, Um,

992
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:55,520
Speaker 1: and if there's still sperm in your ureth from a

993
00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:59,880
Speaker 1: prior ejaculation, right, but let's say there's not a darn right, Darren.

994
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,840
Speaker 1: I'm not saying people should use this as birth control,

995
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:05,800
Speaker 1: but I was amazed to find out. And this is

996
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:11,760
Speaker 1: very dangerous. Don't don't please wear protection? Wear protection please,

997
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:17,200
Speaker 1: right Darren? Yeah, definitely where you know, no, of course,

998
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:20,680
Speaker 1: but I'm saying I didn't know until a few years

999
01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:24,720
Speaker 1: ago that pre come is really the lubricant for the

1000
01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:32,440
Speaker 1: urethra and there's technically no seamen in that material. Okay,

1001
01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:35,840
Speaker 1: so here's a real deal. Holy Field question, If you

1002
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:37,919
Speaker 1: so was mine? That was a good question. Yeah, no doubt.

1003
01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:45,200
Speaker 1: If you know your partner both get both get tested

1004
01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:51,040
Speaker 1: and you neither one of you have STDs or that

1005
01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:54,720
Speaker 1: can be passed, and you decide to have sex without

1006
01:00:54,800 --> 01:01:02,120
Speaker 1: a condom, okay, okay, right, Um, So my wife and

1007
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:04,320
Speaker 1: why and this is what I want to understand. Why

1008
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:06,600
Speaker 1: wasn't like this. My wife and I it took us

1009
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:09,480
Speaker 1: a bit of time for her to get pregnant, you

1010
01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:11,840
Speaker 1: know what I mean. And we were trying to get pregnant,

1011
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:13,640
Speaker 1: and then you hear stories of other people and it

1012
01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:16,960
Speaker 1: happened right away. If it's as simple, why is it

1013
01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:20,280
Speaker 1: that it should be as simple as if you're both

1014
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:23,760
Speaker 1: fertile and you do the deed at the right time

1015
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:25,960
Speaker 1: of the month, obviously at the right time of the month. Obviously,

1016
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:29,520
Speaker 1: how come sometimes like what what what are the odds

1017
01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:31,760
Speaker 1: that we're going up against that it doesn't work all

1018
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:33,160
Speaker 1: the time? I know you're not a I know you're

1019
01:01:33,160 --> 01:01:35,240
Speaker 1: not a I know you you don't deliver babies and

1020
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:38,040
Speaker 1: everything like that, but this is but he knows, Yeah, no,

1021
01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:39,720
Speaker 1: but I and I'm actually next year I'm going to

1022
01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:42,520
Speaker 1: do a fellowship sail and fertility, which is honestly half

1023
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:46,240
Speaker 1: half the part of that um. So that's like an

1024
01:01:46,640 --> 01:01:50,080
Speaker 1: unbelievable question because but think about like the process from

1025
01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:55,160
Speaker 1: the ferm being made in your festicles getting to out

1026
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:57,080
Speaker 1: of the penis, and then at the same time, the

1027
01:01:57,200 --> 01:02:01,440
Speaker 1: female partner with the kind of ovulate out of the

1028
01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:04,240
Speaker 1: ovary and through the sloping through into the uterus and

1029
01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:07,840
Speaker 1: then you have to have you know, sexual intercourse or

1030
01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:10,040
Speaker 1: how would have you to get the sperm there. The

1031
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:14,600
Speaker 1: moral is there are so many steps where that where

1032
01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:18,360
Speaker 1: it can just not work UM or maybe you know,

1033
01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:21,400
Speaker 1: whatever sperm gets to the egg because you know, usually

1034
01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:25,400
Speaker 1: women only ovulate one egg. UM isn't just isn't able

1035
01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:29,960
Speaker 1: to really strong enough for the genetic material enough. And

1036
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,800
Speaker 1: similarly maybe the egg was not ready either. So it's

1037
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:34,439
Speaker 1: and I think there's also a lots that they don't

1038
01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:37,840
Speaker 1: know about. By they, I mean us doctors and researchers

1039
01:02:37,880 --> 01:02:43,200
Speaker 1: who deal with infertility and and you know the flying

1040
01:02:43,280 --> 01:02:48,320
Speaker 1: around on Mars doctor, why can't you tell us it's crazy?

1041
01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:52,600
Speaker 1: There's there's no it's crazy like why And you know

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01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:57,080
Speaker 1: that's why we know we usually advise the patient, you know,

1043
01:02:57,080 --> 01:03:00,320
Speaker 1: a couple not to see not to speak of futility

1044
01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:02,280
Speaker 1: specialist less they know they have an issue for for

1045
01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:06,280
Speaker 1: you know, six to twelve months, because there's just so

1046
01:03:06,520 --> 01:03:09,520
Speaker 1: much that can kind of go aw eye or randomness

1047
01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:12,440
Speaker 1: to it UM that we usually want a couple to

1048
01:03:12,640 --> 01:03:16,200
Speaker 1: have tried for significant period of time without birth control

1049
01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:21,040
Speaker 1: with the proper timing methods. UM it's just hard to

1050
01:03:21,120 --> 01:03:23,440
Speaker 1: do studies with those kind of things. Also clinically on

1051
01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:27,160
Speaker 1: humans like r they like, all right, you you you know,

1052
01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:28,840
Speaker 1: your certain amount of couples are going to have sex

1053
01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:30,600
Speaker 1: and this and this day and you are going to

1054
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:32,080
Speaker 1: do it in this day and we want to and

1055
01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:34,920
Speaker 1: testing everything like it's hard to do it. Yeah, nobody,

1056
01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:37,240
Speaker 1: Nobody probably follows. You're really weird, man, because like the

1057
01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:39,600
Speaker 1: first time, it took a really long time for us

1058
01:03:39,640 --> 01:03:41,640
Speaker 1: to get pregnant, and I was, you know, I was

1059
01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:43,800
Speaker 1: really excited about that, you know what I mean, even

1060
01:03:43,840 --> 01:03:46,120
Speaker 1: though she was like, I'm not pregnant. In my mind,

1061
01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:50,000
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, you know, you know, you know

1062
01:03:50,040 --> 01:03:52,640
Speaker 1: what I mean. And then and then if we have

1063
01:03:52,800 --> 01:03:54,520
Speaker 1: the baby and everything, and she says I want to

1064
01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:56,440
Speaker 1: have another one, and in my mind, I'm like, oh,

1065
01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:58,960
Speaker 1: here we go another year of fucking. And it happened

1066
01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:02,520
Speaker 1: like right away, dude, like right away. And I'm just wondering, like,

1067
01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:05,560
Speaker 1: what is what is the science behind it? Because you know,

1068
01:04:05,760 --> 01:04:08,480
Speaker 1: you can't ever really you know, even if you do

1069
01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:12,400
Speaker 1: everything right, even if you're both fertile, even you know, yeah,

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01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:15,160
Speaker 1: it's still it's still it has to happen at the

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01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:19,080
Speaker 1: right time or it doesn't or it doesn't work. Yeah, Unfortunately,

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01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:20,640
Speaker 1: I don't have like a great answer to you. You know,

1073
01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:24,720
Speaker 1: it's more about UM in that year, you know, maybe

1074
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:28,200
Speaker 1: something didn't mesh up, and then and then you got

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01:04:28,280 --> 01:04:31,360
Speaker 1: lucky and then the first the second one, like that's

1076
01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:33,920
Speaker 1: kind of why we you know, you want to have

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01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:37,720
Speaker 1: that multiple times around ovulation and then I mean I

1078
01:04:38,080 --> 01:04:42,280
Speaker 1: similar stories with UM, you know, my conception kind of thing.

1079
01:04:42,320 --> 01:04:44,280
Speaker 1: And even if you do get pregnant, then there's issues.

1080
01:04:44,320 --> 01:04:46,400
Speaker 1: You know, you can have miscarriage and most kind of things.

1081
01:04:46,960 --> 01:04:51,439
Speaker 1: Do some men ejaculate more than other men? And why

1082
01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:53,680
Speaker 1: are there pills that or things that can make it

1083
01:04:53,760 --> 01:04:57,480
Speaker 1: so that you ejaculate more? Oh here's another question. Wait,

1084
01:04:57,920 --> 01:05:01,160
Speaker 1: if you ejaculate longer and more, does that mean orgasm

1085
01:05:01,320 --> 01:05:10,000
Speaker 1: is better? Question? Questions my question first doctor, doctor Pet,

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01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:19,440
Speaker 1: doctor Peter, Peter, doctor Darren. Um. Sometimes in certain films, UM,

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01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:24,240
Speaker 1: you will see the male ejaculate and it's it's like

1088
01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:32,320
Speaker 1: like a goose is pooing. It's just everywhere. And I wondered, um,

1089
01:05:32,760 --> 01:05:40,080
Speaker 1: why that's happening. Oh my god, here's my real question,

1090
01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:43,040
Speaker 1: My real question, the non silly version is do different

1091
01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:46,560
Speaker 1: men have a different amount of ejaculate as their new norm.

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01:05:47,320 --> 01:05:50,160
Speaker 1: There's a there's a kind of like a percentile of

1093
01:05:50,240 --> 01:05:53,760
Speaker 1: like having more than two or three milli leaders. It's

1094
01:05:53,840 --> 01:05:56,240
Speaker 1: kind of a low level of normal. So you can

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01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:58,600
Speaker 1: have anywhere else, you know, a couple of milliaders. It's

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01:05:58,600 --> 01:06:00,680
Speaker 1: still it's still not a lot. I think that in

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01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:03,440
Speaker 1: these films that you're probably referring to what are you

1098
01:06:03,520 --> 01:06:06,440
Speaker 1: talking about? Films? I talk about him, talk, don't interrupt him.

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01:06:07,040 --> 01:06:09,880
Speaker 1: Um that it's you know, I mean probably if you

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01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:13,360
Speaker 1: wait longer, there's often you know, you know that probably

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01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:17,080
Speaker 1: gets you to uh, but it goes quicker with volume

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01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:20,840
Speaker 1: builds up. You're saying, but it's but it's quicker when

1103
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:22,880
Speaker 1: when you wait longer, it's quicker. That's the thing. It's

1104
01:06:22,920 --> 01:06:24,560
Speaker 1: like you kind of want to throw a couple of

1105
01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:31,680
Speaker 1: exhibitions in that before you but before you go play. Yeah,

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01:06:31,760 --> 01:06:36,240
Speaker 1: I mean it's in the air, like it seems like

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01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:38,280
Speaker 1: more than there. It seems like more more than there is,

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01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:44,240
Speaker 1: like you know, if you example, all right, I haven't

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01:06:44,280 --> 01:06:45,920
Speaker 1: had to give it or we had a funny episode

1110
01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:48,840
Speaker 1: of that and scrumpt Do you have any questions questions?

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01:06:51,480 --> 01:06:55,560
Speaker 1: Doctor Yeah, let's do it. Sometimes I have to pee

1112
01:06:55,840 --> 01:06:58,720
Speaker 1: all the time. Yeah, and I was told that can

1113
01:06:58,800 --> 01:07:02,960
Speaker 1: be prostatitis. I mean, that's like a big jump. There's

1114
01:07:02,960 --> 01:07:06,040
Speaker 1: so many other things you drink. You talk about how

1115
01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:08,120
Speaker 1: much water you guys drink all the times. Yeah, that

1116
01:07:08,240 --> 01:07:11,320
Speaker 1: would very well be it, right, I'm saying. Sometimes I

1117
01:07:11,720 --> 01:07:16,040
Speaker 1: sometimes I will evacuate my bladder and then a short

1118
01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:18,000
Speaker 1: time after I'll be like, I gotta pee again. And

1119
01:07:18,040 --> 01:07:20,440
Speaker 1: it wasn't because I'm drinking like an insane amount of water.

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Speaker 1: I don't have prosttitus, probably though right, probably not. Prosty

1121
01:07:24,440 --> 01:07:29,280
Speaker 1: is more like other painful celtic symptoms are other like

1122
01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:32,040
Speaker 1: more irritated avoiding symptoms, other than just having to pee

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01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:34,919
Speaker 1: occasionally on certain days. It could be. I mean, as

1124
01:07:35,040 --> 01:07:37,720
Speaker 1: you get into your forties and fifties, your prossly gets

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01:07:37,760 --> 01:07:42,000
Speaker 1: bigger and there can be issues with like obstruction from

1126
01:07:42,840 --> 01:07:47,600
Speaker 1: enlarged prostates. Yeah. So I mean, if I were you know,

1127
01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:50,680
Speaker 1: your urologists, there are certain evaluations we can do. And

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Speaker 1: I live in Cleveland. I'm in Cleveland. I'll come. I'm

1129
01:07:56,840 --> 01:07:59,640
Speaker 1: gonna come to Cleveland's going to mention fucking two restaurants,

1130
01:07:59,640 --> 01:08:04,440
Speaker 1: you know, Yeah, I have wait, hold up, wait, wait,

1131
01:08:04,520 --> 01:08:08,240
Speaker 1: wait wait wait guys, so when well, he's the best. Guess,

1132
01:08:08,320 --> 01:08:11,080
Speaker 1: let's have doctor Penis on every day every day? Oh dude,

1133
01:08:11,080 --> 01:08:12,960
Speaker 1: I mean if you guys have other questions, like you

1134
01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:14,920
Speaker 1: know I do, you're going to think of more questions.

1135
01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:17,479
Speaker 1: I do what you guys will, let me ask you guys.

1136
01:08:17,600 --> 01:08:20,560
Speaker 1: Don't do a dumb one, do a serious one. I

1137
01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:22,920
Speaker 1: throw my penis. If I throw my seamen at the wall,

1138
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:28,920
Speaker 1: will it stick? You just want to hear it? Okay,

1139
01:08:28,960 --> 01:08:32,120
Speaker 1: so check us out when people fall, he said, probably

1140
01:08:32,600 --> 01:08:35,519
Speaker 1: when I see people fall and stuff like that. Like yeah,

1141
01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:38,439
Speaker 1: in in videos like this, they had the Great Box

1142
01:08:38,640 --> 01:08:43,000
Speaker 1: Challenge and all these people when I go, oh, I

1143
01:08:43,160 --> 01:08:45,280
Speaker 1: kind of feel it in my dick area, Like what

1144
01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:48,160
Speaker 1: is that about? What is that? That's a great question.

1145
01:08:48,800 --> 01:08:53,600
Speaker 1: It's because it's like you're squeezing your whole like abdominal

1146
01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:56,920
Speaker 1: and pelvic musculature, and the pelvic and pelvi must are

1147
01:08:57,200 --> 01:09:00,840
Speaker 1: connected to the to the generals. That's how you ejaculate

1148
01:09:00,880 --> 01:09:03,080
Speaker 1: for instance, or holding your fee for instance, but also

1149
01:09:03,120 --> 01:09:06,160
Speaker 1: the testicles. You know, sometimes the opposite. Sometimes you get

1150
01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:08,840
Speaker 1: hit in the balls and then your belliard. Yeah, because

1151
01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:12,519
Speaker 1: the testicles when you're in utero being made actually starting

1152
01:09:12,520 --> 01:09:15,280
Speaker 1: your agument and they go down through the adment into

1153
01:09:15,320 --> 01:09:18,760
Speaker 1: the scrotum, so the nerves kind of still travel up

1154
01:09:18,880 --> 01:09:22,920
Speaker 1: that way. So there's like that back that connection. So

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01:09:23,240 --> 01:09:26,320
Speaker 1: here's the thing though, I like watching these videos because

1156
01:09:26,320 --> 01:09:33,000
Speaker 1: I like that feeling. Dude, that shit. Yeah, I get

1157
01:09:33,120 --> 01:09:36,280
Speaker 1: gautious when I see a man on a video really

1158
01:09:36,439 --> 01:09:39,920
Speaker 1: really nail his groin, like fall on a skateboarder, land

1159
01:09:39,960 --> 01:09:42,320
Speaker 1: on a banister, for example. I hate it. I have

1160
01:09:42,479 --> 01:09:45,120
Speaker 1: to hold my my my balls and wins. I do

1161
01:09:45,240 --> 01:09:47,560
Speaker 1: the same. I literally do the same thing, Zack. I

1162
01:09:47,760 --> 01:09:51,080
Speaker 1: like it. It's like one of those things. But all right,

1163
01:09:51,200 --> 01:09:53,479
Speaker 1: doctor Brick. And if you live in Cleveland and you

1164
01:09:53,560 --> 01:09:55,559
Speaker 1: need a penis doctor, you're gonna go to doctor Brick

1165
01:09:55,840 --> 01:10:00,600
Speaker 1: at the Cleveland Clinic. Yeah, okay, doctor Brick. Do you

1166
01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:05,240
Speaker 1: have any questions for us? Uh? Yeah, yes, um, not

1167
01:10:05,439 --> 01:10:12,280
Speaker 1: really eurology related, but yeah, um. I'm also you know,

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01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:14,200
Speaker 1: I know, you guys like talk about movies and stuff,

1169
01:10:14,200 --> 01:10:17,920
Speaker 1: and I'm a huge movie lover myself, and some two

1170
01:10:17,920 --> 01:10:20,040
Speaker 1: of my favorite movies aren't necessarily like the best movies

1171
01:10:20,080 --> 01:10:22,800
Speaker 1: of all time, but there are movies that I watched

1172
01:10:22,840 --> 01:10:25,000
Speaker 1: as a kid, and then as I can grow up,

1173
01:10:25,040 --> 01:10:27,360
Speaker 1: you kind of see new things because you watch them

1174
01:10:27,439 --> 01:10:31,360
Speaker 1: million times, um and like see new things, like as

1175
01:10:31,360 --> 01:10:33,160
Speaker 1: you're maturing, there just new things from watching so many times.

1176
01:10:33,200 --> 01:10:34,960
Speaker 1: Are there any movies like that that you guys have?

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01:10:35,120 --> 01:10:38,559
Speaker 1: Like for me, it's Forrest Dump and Dumb and Dumber,

1178
01:10:38,680 --> 01:10:40,160
Speaker 1: just like I remember watching it as a kid, and

1179
01:10:40,560 --> 01:10:42,720
Speaker 1: like there's just humor that guy pass with you. And

1180
01:10:42,760 --> 01:10:44,920
Speaker 1: then as you get older, you kind of you grow

1181
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:47,400
Speaker 1: into that. You guys have any films? Yeah, I don't say.

1182
01:10:47,439 --> 01:10:49,880
Speaker 1: You don't give a non Star Wars answer. Please, it's

1183
01:10:49,920 --> 01:10:51,640
Speaker 1: not Star Wars at all. I have two films that

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01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:55,000
Speaker 1: I watch. You kind of have to. Well, one of

1185
01:10:55,080 --> 01:10:57,560
Speaker 1: them you kind of have to watch every year just

1186
01:10:57,680 --> 01:11:03,160
Speaker 1: because it's the classic around Thanksgiving. Plans, Trains and Automobiles.

1187
01:11:03,240 --> 01:11:07,800
Speaker 1: I think to this day has so many jokes in it.

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01:11:07,920 --> 01:11:11,000
Speaker 1: I have yet to see them all, you know, from

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01:11:11,120 --> 01:11:17,240
Speaker 1: music queues to you know, to inside or punchlines that

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01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:19,400
Speaker 1: I didn't understand when I was younger, and as I

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01:11:19,439 --> 01:11:22,160
Speaker 1: get older, I start to understand. I think it's that's

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01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:25,640
Speaker 1: one of those movies planes, Trains and Automobiles and then

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01:11:26,200 --> 01:11:29,760
Speaker 1: Rushmore also is one of those movies where it's like,

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01:11:30,320 --> 01:11:33,000
Speaker 1: holy shit, like you, it's just joke after joke after

1195
01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:36,360
Speaker 1: joke after joke, and and if you're not paying attention,

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01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:39,880
Speaker 1: you miss a lot of it. And so those two movies.

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01:11:40,520 --> 01:11:42,599
Speaker 1: Rushmore is a great answer. I'm so happy you answered

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01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:48,160
Speaker 1: something that wasn't Star Wars related. It doesn't run my life, Zack,

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01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:50,479
Speaker 1: It's just a part of it. My honest answer is

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01:11:50,680 --> 01:11:53,160
Speaker 1: a movie called Annie Hall. We're not supposed to talk

1201
01:11:53,160 --> 01:11:56,080
Speaker 1: about with the Allen anymore, understandably, but I was raised

1202
01:11:56,160 --> 01:11:59,240
Speaker 1: on that movie. It was my father's favorite movie, Rest

1203
01:11:59,280 --> 01:12:02,759
Speaker 1: in Peace, and uh, it was a movie we watched

1204
01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:05,439
Speaker 1: every year. And then the other answer the Keenoe Mind,

1205
01:12:05,439 --> 01:12:07,840
Speaker 1: because Donald referenced the movie that you watch every year

1206
01:12:07,920 --> 01:12:10,720
Speaker 1: is a Christmas story. Um, that's a movie that we

1207
01:12:10,880 --> 01:12:13,519
Speaker 1: end up watching every single year. And yeah, I think

1208
01:12:13,560 --> 01:12:17,360
Speaker 1: you always find new things from a kid to adulthood

1209
01:12:17,400 --> 01:12:29,160
Speaker 1: in that film too. Um, do you mean another question

1210
01:12:29,240 --> 01:12:39,200
Speaker 1: or anything about our penises? You want to know? Oh,

1211
01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:43,160
Speaker 1: do cock rings work? Yeah, they hold the blood in right. Yeah,

1212
01:12:43,160 --> 01:12:45,400
Speaker 1: you're asking about you're asking about vacuum devices. All the

1213
01:12:45,479 --> 01:12:48,599
Speaker 1: vacuum devices are actually more used for people with rectile

1214
01:12:48,920 --> 01:12:51,880
Speaker 1: function because you can kind of you you kind of

1215
01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:54,280
Speaker 1: bring that blood in and then you put a rubber

1216
01:12:54,320 --> 01:12:57,800
Speaker 1: band around it and that can kind of help with that. Um. So,

1217
01:12:57,960 --> 01:12:59,559
Speaker 1: like you know, like an Austin powers like the penis

1218
01:12:59,600 --> 01:13:01,960
Speaker 1: bump that's not really really it's not my bag baby,

1219
01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:07,280
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. Um And cock ring people use them for

1220
01:13:07,479 --> 01:13:09,439
Speaker 1: like sexual pleasure or those kind of things. Though, I

1221
01:13:10,120 --> 01:13:12,479
Speaker 1: you know, I being in the hospital, I've seen the

1222
01:13:13,320 --> 01:13:16,719
Speaker 1: bed ends. Oh they get stuck on there? Yeah, something

1223
01:13:16,760 --> 01:13:19,599
Speaker 1: gets stuck or Donald, you should get an extra large

1224
01:13:19,600 --> 01:13:21,360
Speaker 1: one if you do order one, because I'm worried it's

1225
01:13:21,360 --> 01:13:24,400
Speaker 1: gonna get stuck on there exactly. I think he gets

1226
01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:27,479
Speaker 1: stuck in the hair, not necessarily or no, he's working.

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01:13:27,880 --> 01:13:32,160
Speaker 1: It's like you have a kind of kind of cockering

1228
01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:34,160
Speaker 1: at these people. He's giving you an analogy. A wedding

1229
01:13:34,240 --> 01:13:35,760
Speaker 1: ring that gets stuck. I know, I get it. But

1230
01:13:35,880 --> 01:13:38,040
Speaker 1: what kind of cock ring to keep any for too long?

1231
01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:40,240
Speaker 1: If you keep it on for too long, who's walking

1232
01:13:40,280 --> 01:13:44,400
Speaker 1: around with cock ring? Oh? Is really? Is that? Hold on?

1233
01:13:45,360 --> 01:13:49,200
Speaker 1: Let me get knowledge me real quick? Am I supposed

1234
01:13:49,240 --> 01:13:52,960
Speaker 1: to wear my cockerring? Twenty four seven. Love definitely nob,

1235
01:13:54,400 --> 01:13:57,639
Speaker 1: this is a public service announcement. Dane'll put. The more put,

1236
01:13:57,680 --> 01:14:00,759
Speaker 1: the more, you know, do not wear your offering around

1237
01:14:00,800 --> 01:14:05,880
Speaker 1: for too long. Another question was if you have any

1238
01:14:05,920 --> 01:14:09,360
Speaker 1: other crazy fan interactions or fan interactions from back in

1239
01:14:09,439 --> 01:14:17,840
Speaker 1: the day that you specifically like kind of remember, yeah,

1240
01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:20,240
Speaker 1: you know in London, somebody jumped on my back and

1241
01:14:20,360 --> 01:14:26,400
Speaker 1: yelled eagle without permission, without permission. Don't do that, guys.

1242
01:14:27,160 --> 01:14:33,120
Speaker 1: Then um, well, you know there are a lot of

1243
01:14:33,320 --> 01:14:36,960
Speaker 1: negative comments on Instagram or something like that or on

1244
01:14:37,080 --> 01:14:39,880
Speaker 1: Twitter when we say he's asking about a fan interactions.

1245
01:14:39,920 --> 01:14:42,479
Speaker 1: If you've ever those are fans, whether they hate, those

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Speaker 1: are fans. Those are interactions where it's like, Wow, it's

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01:14:45,160 --> 01:14:48,600
Speaker 1: really weird that you felt, you got so angry that

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01:14:48,760 --> 01:14:52,600
Speaker 1: you decided to spend however many minutes or seconds of

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01:14:52,800 --> 01:14:56,880
Speaker 1: your day, you know, your precious day, to write how

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01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:59,639
Speaker 1: much you hate me. And I find that really interesting

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01:14:59,760 --> 01:15:03,000
Speaker 1: that people do that, and so yeah, and and and

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01:15:04,600 --> 01:15:06,600
Speaker 1: to do that you kind of have to be a

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01:15:06,680 --> 01:15:09,640
Speaker 1: fan or aware of my existence in some way or

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01:15:09,760 --> 01:15:12,240
Speaker 1: listen to the things I say. So when I see that,

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01:15:12,360 --> 01:15:17,200
Speaker 1: it's like, wow, dude, like that, that's just bizarre to

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01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:19,960
Speaker 1: me that you were willing to take all this time

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01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:23,840
Speaker 1: because of something I said on a podcast, or maybe

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01:15:23,880 --> 01:15:25,840
Speaker 1: I was in I'm sure doctor Burke has had a

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01:15:25,920 --> 01:15:28,840
Speaker 1: patient that doesn't didn't didn't like something that was angry

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01:15:28,840 --> 01:15:32,200
Speaker 1: because it's I watch said to the left that shit's

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01:15:32,200 --> 01:15:35,840
Speaker 1: going right now, Doc, it's going right now, I said, Left,

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01:15:36,120 --> 01:15:38,760
Speaker 1: I told you to have it curved to the right.

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Speaker 1: All right, it's time for Cleveland's favorite segment. It's time

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01:15:44,520 --> 01:15:52,280
Speaker 1: too fix your life. So you know, I'm a urology

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01:15:52,360 --> 01:15:57,360
Speaker 1: residence and residency is um and hours or long, and

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01:15:57,439 --> 01:16:00,439
Speaker 1: I have a wife and two kids, and UM, I

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01:16:00,560 --> 01:16:04,200
Speaker 1: think the thing that we're all trying to do, you

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01:16:04,320 --> 01:16:08,760
Speaker 1: know these days, is find that work life and balance. Um.

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01:16:09,520 --> 01:16:11,240
Speaker 1: And you know, I know you guys are busy obviously

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01:16:11,720 --> 01:16:14,519
Speaker 1: different professions, but everyone has their own kind of thing.

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01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:18,680
Speaker 1: What do you do you have any hips for are

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01:16:18,760 --> 01:16:25,160
Speaker 1: you guys? Well? I understand where because I have two

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01:16:25,280 --> 01:16:29,080
Speaker 1: very young children also and I try to hustle as

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01:16:29,200 --> 01:16:32,160
Speaker 1: much as I can, so I can, you know, provide

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01:16:32,200 --> 01:16:35,720
Speaker 1: for them like you do for your your family. Um,

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01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:39,919
Speaker 1: when's the last time you guys went on a vacation,

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01:16:40,240 --> 01:16:43,400
Speaker 1: like a real vacation, like just me and my wife

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01:16:43,439 --> 01:16:46,439
Speaker 1: are the four of us, the four of you guys. Yeah, um,

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01:16:47,920 --> 01:16:52,880
Speaker 1: not for a while. Yeah, I'm moving and that's crazy. Yeah,

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01:16:53,360 --> 01:16:57,639
Speaker 1: I would say the next family outing, next big family outing,

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01:16:59,520 --> 01:17:03,080
Speaker 1: plan like, plan it to a t and enjoy the

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01:17:03,320 --> 01:17:06,880
Speaker 1: process of planning it because that's a lot of fun.

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01:17:07,560 --> 01:17:12,840
Speaker 1: Uh we've found here. Yeah, and you know, and and

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01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:17,439
Speaker 1: it also opens up your your ability to improvise when

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01:17:17,520 --> 01:17:21,560
Speaker 1: things uh don't necessarily go as planned. But you know,

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01:17:22,600 --> 01:17:24,720
Speaker 1: you're saying they're saying now, you're saying that you and

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01:17:24,840 --> 01:17:27,720
Speaker 1: your wife find fun and the family find fun in

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01:17:27,840 --> 01:17:29,800
Speaker 1: not just a vacation, but the looking forward, in the

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01:17:29,840 --> 01:17:33,599
Speaker 1: plan forward and the planning of the trip. Yes, you know, um,

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01:17:35,240 --> 01:17:36,960
Speaker 1: because you're right, you don't have a lot of time,

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01:17:37,400 --> 01:17:39,760
Speaker 1: but there is that little bit of time where you guys,

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01:17:39,840 --> 01:17:41,920
Speaker 1: can you know, even if it's a fantasy, even if

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01:17:41,960 --> 01:17:43,960
Speaker 1: it's something that's not real, there's a time where you're

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01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:46,680
Speaker 1: all together and you have that moment to you know,

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01:17:46,920 --> 01:17:50,479
Speaker 1: just be happy, enjoy those moments. And you know, and

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01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:52,760
Speaker 1: then and and when you do go on those when

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01:17:52,760 --> 01:17:56,080
Speaker 1: you do have the opportunity to vacation, uh, if it's

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01:17:56,160 --> 01:17:58,800
Speaker 1: planned properly, you know, you have so many things that

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01:17:58,960 --> 01:18:00,880
Speaker 1: you can do together. There's so many great things that

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01:18:00,960 --> 01:18:03,599
Speaker 1: you can do together. I would imagine you're surprising your

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01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:05,880
Speaker 1: kids because your kids, your kids probably want more of

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01:18:05,960 --> 01:18:10,479
Speaker 1: your time and you're so darn busy. Um, so I

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01:18:10,520 --> 01:18:12,920
Speaker 1: would I would imagine that if there's ways that you

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01:18:12,960 --> 01:18:15,720
Speaker 1: can surprise your kids with an adventure. It doesn't need

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01:18:15,800 --> 01:18:18,560
Speaker 1: to be a trip somewhere fancy, but it could be like,

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01:18:19,240 --> 01:18:22,280
Speaker 1: you know, we're doing something that you had no idea. Yeah,

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01:18:22,320 --> 01:18:23,640
Speaker 1: even if you want to get ice cream, we're going

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01:18:23,640 --> 01:18:25,320
Speaker 1: to the zoo. We're doing something that you had no

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01:18:25,479 --> 01:18:28,240
Speaker 1: idea was happening. And you thought dad was working to day,

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01:18:28,360 --> 01:18:31,200
Speaker 1: Well he's not, and we're going on this mini adventure.

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01:18:31,400 --> 01:18:33,160
Speaker 1: I just imagine, like I remember stuff like that with

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Speaker 1: my dad, which I thought was so meaningful, Like anything

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01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:37,800
Speaker 1: that was a surprise, it could be. It could be

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01:18:37,880 --> 01:18:40,360
Speaker 1: as small as like, guess or we're going where we're

1315
01:18:40,400 --> 01:18:41,800
Speaker 1: going to get ice cream? Or could you guess what

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01:18:41,840 --> 01:18:44,320
Speaker 1: we're going? You know we're gonna go, Um, we're gonna

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01:18:44,320 --> 01:18:46,320
Speaker 1: go to the toy store and you can pick out

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01:18:46,439 --> 01:18:48,840
Speaker 1: anything you want under this amount of money. You know,

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01:18:48,920 --> 01:18:51,560
Speaker 1: that kind of thing, like just something that's a for

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01:18:51,760 --> 01:18:55,720
Speaker 1: a kid, a surprise adventure with dad. I remember being

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01:18:55,840 --> 01:18:58,439
Speaker 1: really special. Now, as far as you and your wife go,

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01:18:59,080 --> 01:19:02,240
Speaker 1: go ahead, you guys went ahead. I have kids. You

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01:19:02,320 --> 01:19:05,839
Speaker 1: guys went ahead and had kids. So, uh, that stuff's

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01:19:05,880 --> 01:19:08,479
Speaker 1: out the way. Oh that's over. So you've made that choice.

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01:19:08,640 --> 01:19:11,760
Speaker 1: You took a fork in the road. In the road,

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01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:15,240
Speaker 1: you had a choice. That's not true. They go to bed.

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Speaker 1: What time they go to bed? Right, they go to

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01:19:17,520 --> 01:19:21,160
Speaker 1: bed A good when they go to bed. Guess what time?

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01:19:21,280 --> 01:19:23,720
Speaker 1: Guess what time it is though to go to bed

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01:19:23,800 --> 01:19:26,040
Speaker 1: for the adults too, Like I put my kids down

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01:19:26,080 --> 01:19:30,080
Speaker 1: within a half an hour. I'm like, yeah, and that's

1332
01:19:30,120 --> 01:19:35,280
Speaker 1: when I text Casey that's where she kills anything. I

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01:19:35,520 --> 01:19:37,280
Speaker 1: kill you. No, no, not, I didn't mean. I didn't

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01:19:37,320 --> 01:19:39,320
Speaker 1: mean to imply a sexually joke even. I just mean that,

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01:19:39,360 --> 01:19:41,599
Speaker 1: like we'll like literally be talking about the same trash too.

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01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:45,400
Speaker 1: Are watching because are you watching Bachelor and Paradise guys?

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01:19:45,400 --> 01:19:48,280
Speaker 1: And no, I don't go, oh god, it's so Daniel,

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01:19:48,320 --> 01:19:50,600
Speaker 1: you're watching so good? Hell yeah, me and Stephane you

1339
01:19:50,680 --> 01:19:54,120
Speaker 1: love bat Bachelor in Paradise. Yeah, really, I tried like

1340
01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:55,880
Speaker 1: thirty seconds of it. I was like, I feel dirty.

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01:19:57,000 --> 01:19:59,360
Speaker 1: It's so bad, but it's you and your wife watch it,

1342
01:20:00,080 --> 01:20:02,160
Speaker 1: my wife watching. I'm just I'm in the room and

1343
01:20:02,280 --> 01:20:06,559
Speaker 1: I'm oh, this is abs. This is as far as

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01:20:06,640 --> 01:20:08,840
Speaker 1: ABC will go when it comes to porn. Dude, this

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01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:12,280
Speaker 1: is It's like phenomenal. Man. Like, I want to recommend

1346
01:20:12,320 --> 01:20:14,880
Speaker 1: a good show. There's a show I watched on Hulu

1347
01:20:15,240 --> 01:20:19,080
Speaker 1: with Martin Short and Selena Gomez and Steve Martin, The

1348
01:20:19,160 --> 01:20:21,400
Speaker 1: Only Murder and Only Murder in the Building, Very funny,

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01:20:21,920 --> 01:20:25,360
Speaker 1: Martin Short. Martin Short can literally just stand there and

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01:20:25,439 --> 01:20:29,040
Speaker 1: I start giggling. He's so fucking funny. He steals the

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01:20:29,080 --> 01:20:31,640
Speaker 1: whole show. Yeah. And then the other one is that

1352
01:20:31,720 --> 01:20:37,960
Speaker 1: new Nicole Kidman show. What's that called? I don't know that.

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01:20:38,080 --> 01:20:41,200
Speaker 1: I just started that. That's good. Yeah, Casey's watching that.

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01:20:41,320 --> 01:20:44,160
Speaker 1: That's good, very good. I recommend Bachelor in Paradise. Oh

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01:20:44,280 --> 01:20:47,679
Speaker 1: my god, recommend wait hold on, wait up, I recommend

1356
01:20:47,800 --> 01:20:49,519
Speaker 1: what If? Have You? Have you guys been watching what If?

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01:20:49,640 --> 01:20:55,680
Speaker 1: Marvel's okay, so you're still on lode when you get

1358
01:20:55,680 --> 01:21:00,519
Speaker 1: to what If? Who Now, look, it's cartoon, but they

1359
01:21:00,640 --> 01:21:03,880
Speaker 1: dive deep into this ship. It's so dope. Yes, anyway,

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01:21:03,960 --> 01:21:08,200
Speaker 1: all right, listen you want doctor Brooke. You were so helpful.

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01:21:08,200 --> 01:21:10,679
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about our immature questions, but we really needed

1362
01:21:10,720 --> 01:21:13,519
Speaker 1: to know the answers. No, this is literally what I

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01:21:13,960 --> 01:21:17,080
Speaker 1: went into specifically for those immages. By the way I joke,

1364
01:21:17,200 --> 01:21:20,519
Speaker 1: and by the way we we joke. But there's so

1365
01:21:20,640 --> 01:21:22,720
Speaker 1: much stuff that. Man, I'm forty six years old and

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01:21:22,760 --> 01:21:24,559
Speaker 1: I played a doctor for ten years. There's so much

1367
01:21:24,600 --> 01:21:27,040
Speaker 1: stuff men don't know about their penis. I didn't really know.

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01:21:28,240 --> 01:21:30,800
Speaker 1: I have a question. I have a question. Sorry, it's

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01:21:30,840 --> 01:21:33,640
Speaker 1: getting dark. True. Is it true? Because I saw it

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01:21:33,840 --> 01:21:37,800
Speaker 1: in uh an American pie? Where is the button in

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01:21:37,920 --> 01:21:41,760
Speaker 1: my butt hole that makes me come? No, I don't

1372
01:21:41,760 --> 01:21:44,760
Speaker 1: think that specific Like there are like a static massages

1373
01:21:45,280 --> 01:21:47,880
Speaker 1: you can kind of yeah, you gotta get a little

1374
01:21:47,920 --> 01:21:49,719
Speaker 1: deep in there to get to do a prosthetic massage.

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01:21:49,760 --> 01:21:54,599
Speaker 1: But even the musculature is all kind of very close

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01:21:54,640 --> 01:21:58,040
Speaker 1: to each other. So that's why there are You don't

1377
01:21:58,080 --> 01:21:59,679
Speaker 1: just like put a finger in your button and come

1378
01:22:00,720 --> 01:22:07,960
Speaker 1: like that. You know, it just made me. By the way,

1379
01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:10,120
Speaker 1: we just saw this thing on one of our last episodes.

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01:22:10,160 --> 01:22:13,400
Speaker 1: We found the thing that they use for rams to

1381
01:22:13,560 --> 01:22:18,240
Speaker 1: make them ejaculate. Yeah, it's an electro thing. Would that

1382
01:22:18,280 --> 01:22:22,400
Speaker 1: work on a human? Doctor? They they, they actually we

1383
01:22:22,920 --> 01:22:26,360
Speaker 1: can use that on certain men who can't ejaculate because

1384
01:22:26,360 --> 01:22:29,240
Speaker 1: they have a neurogenic issue and want to have kids.

1385
01:22:29,720 --> 01:22:34,040
Speaker 1: And this is safer than a surgical Does it hurt?

1386
01:22:34,080 --> 01:22:36,800
Speaker 1: It painful? I've never done it, and usually these people,

1387
01:22:39,160 --> 01:22:44,240
Speaker 1: why are you even in the field if you can't

1388
01:22:44,320 --> 01:22:47,040
Speaker 1: play with the toys on your self? Don't you feel

1389
01:22:47,280 --> 01:22:50,400
Speaker 1: don't you feel, doctor Burke, that you should, um try

1390
01:22:50,640 --> 01:22:56,120
Speaker 1: it out to know if it's especially especially if it's ejaculation.

1391
01:22:56,640 --> 01:23:04,760
Speaker 1: If this doesn't hurt in fact? All right, yeah, all right,

1392
01:23:04,840 --> 01:23:07,599
Speaker 1: Oh my god, all right, Donald, I'm sorry doctor Brick

1393
01:23:07,760 --> 01:23:11,960
Speaker 1: I'm apologizing. Um listen, you've been a wonderful guest, Joel.

1394
01:23:12,040 --> 01:23:18,080
Speaker 1: Can we please have him on to answer more questions? Absolutely? God,

1395
01:23:18,120 --> 01:23:21,920
Speaker 1: and maybe questions maybe Joel, maybe you could find a

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01:23:22,040 --> 01:23:25,519
Speaker 1: guest that has a penis problem, oh boy, and we

1397
01:23:25,560 --> 01:23:28,759
Speaker 1: could have doctor Brick on and live help the person

1398
01:23:28,840 --> 01:23:33,160
Speaker 1: with their penis problem. Okay, interesting, That is a tough

1399
01:23:33,479 --> 01:23:35,880
Speaker 1: job if you have a penis problem. Oh bye, guys,

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01:23:35,960 --> 01:23:37,840
Speaker 1: I happen to have some people in the house. If

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01:23:37,880 --> 01:23:40,400
Speaker 1: you have a penis problem. Um, I want you to

1402
01:23:40,880 --> 01:23:47,720
Speaker 1: contact Joel people. Amanda just Amanda just came over from

1403
01:23:47,800 --> 01:23:50,080
Speaker 1: her came out from her glam session, and all she

1404
01:23:50,200 --> 01:23:56,759
Speaker 1: hears is if you have a penis problem, UM, contact

1405
01:23:57,000 --> 01:24:03,920
Speaker 1: Joel at what is it? Joel? No, don't contact Yeah,

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01:24:04,080 --> 01:24:06,360
Speaker 1: you're gonna reach out to scrubs I hire at gmail

1407
01:24:06,439 --> 01:24:08,519
Speaker 1: dot com. Put it in the subject mine so I

1408
01:24:08,600 --> 01:24:11,719
Speaker 1: know what you're talking about. Subject line penis problem for doctors.

1409
01:24:11,840 --> 01:24:15,120
Speaker 1: No pictures necessary. Yeah, don't send pictures if it's weird.

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01:24:15,200 --> 01:24:20,040
Speaker 1: Likes will disqualify you. Yes, absolutely, the pictures will disqualify you.

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01:24:20,160 --> 01:24:22,760
Speaker 1: Did you hear that? But if you have we're only

1412
01:24:22,960 --> 01:24:29,639
Speaker 1: looking at pictures on the actual show, right maybe maybe? Sure, maybe,

1413
01:24:30,800 --> 01:24:33,200
Speaker 1: But if you have a penis problem and you want

1414
01:24:33,800 --> 01:24:37,479
Speaker 1: live help, we will keep you anonymous obviously. Um. It

1415
01:24:37,520 --> 01:24:39,479
Speaker 1: will be an interesting thing for us all to learn,

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01:24:39,920 --> 01:24:42,960
Speaker 1: doctor Brick. Is there anything that you would tell our listeners,

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01:24:43,520 --> 01:24:46,960
Speaker 1: um about their penises like inpact just as we say goodbye,

1418
01:24:47,200 --> 01:24:50,000
Speaker 1: or just about their about that area in general? Like

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01:24:50,120 --> 01:24:51,920
Speaker 1: I don't have a foreskin, but I know that if

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01:24:51,960 --> 01:24:54,400
Speaker 1: you do, you gotta get under there and clean it, right, Doctor,

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01:24:54,720 --> 01:24:58,559
Speaker 1: Oh that was I was gonna say very if you're

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01:24:58,600 --> 01:25:01,519
Speaker 1: uncircumcised your force and definitely got to keep it, keep

1423
01:25:01,560 --> 01:25:07,280
Speaker 1: it clean. What's the best way to clean hloth? What

1424
01:25:07,360 --> 01:25:10,720
Speaker 1: about down and you and your clan clensit, damplet you know,

1425
01:25:10,800 --> 01:25:13,360
Speaker 1: Clinton cleans it, soap all that stuff every time you

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01:25:13,439 --> 01:25:15,559
Speaker 1: take a shower. But the one thing that I would

1427
01:25:15,560 --> 01:25:17,519
Speaker 1: say is that if you do haven't usually to say,

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01:25:17,560 --> 01:25:19,080
Speaker 1: you have an erection longer than four hours, go to

1429
01:25:19,120 --> 01:25:22,559
Speaker 1: the emergency room. Like I would say, you should probably

1430
01:25:22,600 --> 01:25:24,960
Speaker 1: probably shouldn't have a direction longer than two hours. So

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01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:26,800
Speaker 1: if we haven't directed long in two hours, and it's

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01:25:26,880 --> 01:25:30,200
Speaker 1: probably already too long, and because you see some people

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01:25:30,200 --> 01:25:32,080
Speaker 1: who are like embarrassed and you don't get there until

1434
01:25:32,120 --> 01:25:36,200
Speaker 1: twenty four hours, but it's really bad. So that's really bad.

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01:25:36,280 --> 01:25:38,320
Speaker 1: So if you have if your erection isn't going away

1436
01:25:38,360 --> 01:25:40,400
Speaker 1: after two hours, go go to the emergency room. But

1437
01:25:40,439 --> 01:25:44,320
Speaker 1: if how about this, if your erection isn't going away

1438
01:25:44,439 --> 01:25:49,599
Speaker 1: after sex, you should probably very probably young young guns

1439
01:25:49,640 --> 01:25:52,280
Speaker 1: who can you know, have your refractory period can do it. Oh,

1440
01:25:52,400 --> 01:25:54,920
Speaker 1: they can call it a refractory period. That's how quickly

1441
01:25:55,000 --> 01:25:59,040
Speaker 1: you can reset doc. Yeah, how long is your refractory period?

1442
01:25:59,240 --> 01:26:02,320
Speaker 1: Let me think. I'm I don't really want to know.

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01:26:02,640 --> 01:26:10,360
Speaker 1: I don't really want to want Yeah that's what it's called. Um,

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01:26:10,600 --> 01:26:12,840
Speaker 1: I just wanted to say it's all right, not not

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01:26:13,120 --> 01:26:15,479
Speaker 1: medical related, but you know it's interesting. I listened to

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01:26:15,560 --> 01:26:18,240
Speaker 1: you guys on like one and a half speed, so

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01:26:18,320 --> 01:26:20,479
Speaker 1: it's really nice to hear your voice in regular because

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01:26:20,479 --> 01:26:23,680
Speaker 1: I'm listening to my community work. Um and my my

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01:26:23,920 --> 01:26:26,720
Speaker 1: my best friend Danny, who we watch We watch a

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Speaker 1: show and we like will randomly text each other like comments.

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Speaker 1: We always talk about that. But he um, I love

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Speaker 1: you guys. Watched you guys since I was a kid

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01:26:35,040 --> 01:26:37,080
Speaker 1: and watch with My dad was also a doctor, and

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01:26:37,160 --> 01:26:39,320
Speaker 1: he and I always say that, you know, Scrubs is

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01:26:40,240 --> 01:26:45,479
Speaker 1: um like definitely, you know, the most realistic quote unquote

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01:26:45,479 --> 01:26:50,360
Speaker 1: realistic uh doctor show. UM. And really this podcast came

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01:26:50,400 --> 01:26:52,400
Speaker 1: at like the perfect time, and you guys couldn't have

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01:26:52,520 --> 01:26:54,720
Speaker 1: time to any better. I know it sucks that you

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01:26:54,800 --> 01:26:57,840
Speaker 1: couldn't be together, but I remember hearing about it and

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01:26:57,880 --> 01:27:00,880
Speaker 1: then COVID happened and it just was literally the podcast

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01:27:00,920 --> 01:27:03,160
Speaker 1: will think to It was the thing that like put

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Speaker 1: a smile on my face, like every time I thank

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Speaker 1: I appreciate you guys. That means a lot to us,

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Speaker 1: coming from a real doctor and um, and thank you

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01:27:10,880 --> 01:27:14,919
Speaker 1: for taking the time and for enduring our silly questions. Amanda,

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Speaker 1: do you want to come say hi briefly to everyone? Man?

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Speaker 1: Are we're gonna end our show? But um, Amanda can

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Speaker 1: quickly say hi. She has her glam makeup on for

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01:27:24,680 --> 01:27:28,599
Speaker 1: our special evening, Doctor Brick. Is there anyone you want

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Speaker 1: to say hi to? Or anyone you want to shout out?

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01:27:30,920 --> 01:27:34,439
Speaker 1: My wife? My wife, Amanda? Actually, oh, don't miss it.

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Speaker 1: Sorry that this like they do in the We Are

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Speaker 1: the World video ahead. Yeah, this is a doctor Brett.

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Speaker 1: He's a real urologist specialist. Hi. Why are we talking

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Speaker 1: about his wife's name? His wife's name, because he's he's

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01:27:52,320 --> 01:27:56,360
Speaker 1: a penis doctor. Well because Amanda, we sometimes penis talk

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01:27:56,439 --> 01:27:58,320
Speaker 1: comes up on the show, and Joel was nice enough

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01:27:58,360 --> 01:28:00,880
Speaker 1: to bring on someone who could ass to the questions

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01:28:00,880 --> 01:28:04,919
Speaker 1: about penises. And you know, Florence. I disagree with Florence's

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01:28:05,000 --> 01:28:08,160
Speaker 1: mom about enough talking about the willies. I I really

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01:28:08,400 --> 01:28:13,880
Speaker 1: hold on. I love that's right, do or do not

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01:28:14,040 --> 01:28:16,760
Speaker 1: talk about them willies? He is a fox sake. Just

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01:28:16,880 --> 01:28:20,839
Speaker 1: stop talking about your willie. No, Doctor Bricks said, we're allowed.

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01:28:22,479 --> 01:28:25,000
Speaker 1: See we talked about our willies so much, Amanda that

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Speaker 1: m Florence's mom gave me a note on the show.

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01:28:28,080 --> 01:28:31,280
Speaker 1: She said, just please stop talking about your willies. And

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01:28:31,400 --> 01:28:33,200
Speaker 1: then you recorded, and then yeah, and then we were

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01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:36,639
Speaker 1: laid we laid it down on track. That's that's the audio.

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01:28:36,680 --> 01:28:39,719
Speaker 1: Is how many takes? She she was very good actors.

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01:28:39,840 --> 01:28:43,880
Speaker 1: She did like four solid takes. I give her some notes. Donald,

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01:28:43,960 --> 01:28:47,600
Speaker 1: you look cute. Yeah, the beard is cute on you.

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01:28:47,760 --> 01:28:52,320
Speaker 1: You look happy, You're not in a closet. Thank you

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01:28:52,560 --> 01:28:55,640
Speaker 1: very much. You look good. I take it. Do you

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01:28:55,720 --> 01:28:57,960
Speaker 1: like the fourth person to say that to me today?

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01:28:58,040 --> 01:29:00,720
Speaker 1: Doctor Bricks the only one who didn't. Oh no, I

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01:29:00,800 --> 01:29:06,120
Speaker 1: love that. I'm also of doctor Brick. Shut the fuck

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01:29:06,240 --> 01:29:10,840
Speaker 1: up with that losing my hair. Okay, we gotta go,

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01:29:11,040 --> 01:29:17,559
Speaker 1: we gotta go. Um, we're going, We're going, all right. Okay, guys,

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01:29:18,120 --> 01:29:21,400
Speaker 1: I love you. We gotta go, audience, Thank you for listening,

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Speaker 1: Thank you for tuning in each week. I don't know

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01:29:25,200 --> 01:29:27,599
Speaker 1: about you wanting to get off real quick. I understand

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01:29:27,640 --> 01:29:31,120
Speaker 1: the we're going to we're going to show. I get it,

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01:29:31,600 --> 01:29:34,080
Speaker 1: I get it. I just want to say this, then, oh,

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01:29:35,120 --> 01:29:38,720
Speaker 1: have fun tonight. Thank you, enjoy yourselves. Yeah, send us,

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01:29:38,760 --> 01:29:41,720
Speaker 1: send us strength, and send Nick some love as we're

1506
01:29:41,760 --> 01:29:45,559
Speaker 1: going to see Waitress and Broadway reopen tonight. The tissues

1507
01:29:45,640 --> 01:29:49,360
Speaker 1: we had to bring, yeah, we're tsues. Yeah, but uh,

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01:29:49,680 --> 01:29:53,600
Speaker 1: it's a celebration. Yes, it is a celebration. All right.

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01:29:53,640 --> 01:30:01,240
Speaker 1: We love you all. We made about a bunch of

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Speaker 1: docs and nurses in the Canada who loved him. I said,

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Speaker 1: he's the stories netballs should go. So gather around you.

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01:30:11,360 --> 01:30:15,599
Speaker 1: Here are gather around you, Here are scotch Rewatch your

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Speaker 1: wits and that I know. Mm hmmmm