WEBVTT - Penis Bagels

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<v Speaker 1>Forever.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, hellove friends.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, we're in the studio and it's fucking hot. And

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not talking about temperature. I'm talking about Marie cut

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<v Speaker 3>her damn hair. She is bald and so hot.

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<v Speaker 4>She's bald and the beautiful, bald and the reckless. I

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<v Speaker 4>love it. I'm overwhelmed.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're doing a lot. I am I any for

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<v Speaker 2>you to calm down. I'm just giving you the energy

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<v Speaker 2>that you knew I was gonna give you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I.

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<v Speaker 2>Spoke you on the phone yesterday and you gave me

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<v Speaker 2>this energy already, So I feel.

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<v Speaker 4>Like I'm over it. Really. And also, when this.

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<v Speaker 2>Episode comes out, it's gonna have been two weeks, it's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna have been two weeks, So you don't want I

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<v Speaker 2>need you to give me two weeks from now energy.

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<v Speaker 4>So you don't want this two weeks from now energy. Marie,

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<v Speaker 4>you get attention every day. Is this too much, Sidney?

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<v Speaker 4>You're too much? You Sidney Elizabeth Washington is too much?

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<v Speaker 5>Why?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why? It feels like a lot.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you think I'm really turned on? No? I just

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<v Speaker 4>think that you need to stop screaming.

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<v Speaker 2>She's just complimenting you. I don't understand. Thank you to

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<v Speaker 2>the compliment. I don't need more compliments from the same

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<v Speaker 2>person about.

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<v Speaker 4>The same thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I like your arms, Sidney. I'm about to call Adrian

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<v Speaker 2>right now and tell her to come.

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<v Speaker 4>Pick you up.

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<v Speaker 2>You look sexy, bitch, Come get your friendsis.

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<v Speaker 4>Can you also not try my cute little MAKEU wish?

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<v Speaker 4>Right over there? Girl? I will leave, I will leave,

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<v Speaker 4>I will get up and go. Okay, I'm not going

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<v Speaker 4>to say anything. You talk right.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, guys, welcome to this week's episode. If you're listening

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<v Speaker 2>to it now. Today is the day after I shaved

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<v Speaker 2>my head, so that's why she's excited.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh but uh, you know I'm out here.

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<v Speaker 2>I washed my hair in the shower for the first

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<v Speaker 2>time last night and it was almost or gasmic.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, oh, hair is canceled, like I will

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<v Speaker 4>never have hair. It was beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I shaved all of the hair on my

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<v Speaker 2>body so I could be fully bald. That's what I

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<v Speaker 2>did last night. And she is so aerodynamic now.

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<v Speaker 4>So the cat is bald to the you know what

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<v Speaker 4>the cat got like whiskers? I got a little strip. Okay, hmm,

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<v Speaker 4>I'll do the strip. So how do you do that

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<v Speaker 4>do you near it or do you raise.

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<v Speaker 1>Her?

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<v Speaker 3>But like, I don't really have a lot of like

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<v Speaker 3>thick hair down here. If you could tell about my edges,

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<v Speaker 3>that's exactly how my cat.

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<v Speaker 2>Is is hungry. Look your your pussy looks like Jennifer

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<v Speaker 2>Hudson and the cat's ah, whoa are we even friends?

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<v Speaker 2>Jennifer Hudson looks like an Ashley homeless cat.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so it's so problematic. It's racist and homophobic.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, it was so funny. And Taylor Swift

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<v Speaker 4>is in.

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<v Speaker 1>The movie, yes, yes, but kid.

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<v Speaker 2>Kid Rock is upset about it or something. Why I

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<v Speaker 2>know he tweeted that something about her.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>He tweeted some mess about her, uh being a doorknob

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<v Speaker 2>or something.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Woty feel bad about Taylor Smith? But the movie looks terrible.

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<v Speaker 4>So you bawled all the way. Did you shave your

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<v Speaker 4>your crack? Two? No, I don't know how to shave

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<v Speaker 4>my crack. I don't know how to do that. Good,

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<v Speaker 4>don't ever start. How do you do that?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, we were still supposed to get this Brazilian wax

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<v Speaker 3>and we haven't.

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<v Speaker 4>This is true.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I feel like I gotta let some hair go

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<v Speaker 2>back and then we'll go go Okay, I mean you

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<v Speaker 2>want to stripsy?

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<v Speaker 4>Where are you going? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>You just want to get your ass wax than you're

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<v Speaker 2>using me as an excuse.

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<v Speaker 3>But also we need to be doing more like simple

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<v Speaker 3>life type things anyway, simple life, Yeah, like Paris and Hilton.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so on brand, baby, classic Sydney, Sydney.

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<v Speaker 4>How are you doing this week? What's going on? Baby?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm good.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just gonna say this. The podcast is canceled. I

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<v Speaker 3>can no longer say. It's just like every time I

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<v Speaker 3>meet somebody that I don't want to listen to the podcast,

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<v Speaker 3>they listen fucking listen, and it's just like, why are

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<v Speaker 3>you doing this to yourself?

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<v Speaker 4>If you want to know about me, just talk to

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<v Speaker 4>me personally. Yeah, but people and and y'all will listen

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<v Speaker 4>to this right now.

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<v Speaker 2>And I feel like y'all can probably y'all know this

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<v Speaker 2>more than anybody else. But people listen to this podcast

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<v Speaker 2>and they think, oh my god, I listen to these

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<v Speaker 2>girls every week for an hour. I know them right there.

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<v Speaker 2>We say stuff on here that we forget that we

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<v Speaker 2>said something.

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<v Speaker 4>Everything is a lie.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know, I haven't even I don't even have

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<v Speaker 2>a passport and I've never left the country. You pray, baby,

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<v Speaker 2>no one's eating, and all I do is pray.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Good Christian gay love Christian gay, that's what you are.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you so much, because good is not the word.

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<v Speaker 4>But uh yeah, same thing.

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<v Speaker 2>People that I don't want to find the podcast, People

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<v Speaker 2>that like I'll go out on a date with or

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<v Speaker 2>a hook up with, or be like, oh you know this,

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<v Speaker 2>he could join the whotation. We'll find the podcast and listen,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I can't. Then I can't talk about them.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not an evil person, but like, why are y'all

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<v Speaker 2>listening to what we're talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>Go away?

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<v Speaker 4>Leave this podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>For the people who live in Alaska and Arizona and

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<v Speaker 2>New Jersey.

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<v Speaker 4>They deserve this. This is for them. This is for people.

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<v Speaker 4>For them. If you know me, stop listening to me.

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<v Speaker 4>At work.

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<v Speaker 3>People have been sliding in my dms and because I

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<v Speaker 3>said like, hit me up, But the people who are

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<v Speaker 3>hitting me up, it's like.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, what you mean you said to hit you up?

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<v Speaker 3>Because remember I was just like, oh, you know, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>in this open relationship.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm looking for a slim buch hit me up and

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<v Speaker 4>slim butch and everything. But a slim butch is sliding

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<v Speaker 4>in my deal.

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<v Speaker 2>So fin fems No men, thick stop it.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not funny. No, don't my time.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like we only have six straight male listeners.

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<v Speaker 4>There's other straight men listening. Oh, it's the e Prey

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<v Speaker 4>Ho episode the influx.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes see, And that's the other thing that E Prey

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<v Speaker 2>whole episode was for us. What are y'all doing it?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm lowering my voice because I don't need people in

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<v Speaker 2>my business like what's happening. We were supposed to enjoy

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<v Speaker 2>that episode together, and then you were supposed to tell

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<v Speaker 2>people about the past the next episode.

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<v Speaker 4>Of the podcast. Yeah, don't all go to Eat Prey

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<v Speaker 4>Ho because okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, people have been messaging me since that episode, and

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<v Speaker 2>everybody who listens to the podcast is a whole now

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<v Speaker 2>they all insist.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, they were hoes anyway, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Now when they're being a hoe, they say, eat prey

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<v Speaker 2>it's in your name, in my name.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you know, I don't know about that whole life,

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<v Speaker 3>but I'm proud of you and everyone else that's following

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<v Speaker 3>your journeys.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I'm really upset with you. Right now, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>very disappointed in you.

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<v Speaker 4>Why are you disappointed in me?

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<v Speaker 2>Because what you just said and what we know to

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<v Speaker 2>be true.

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<v Speaker 3>What's true is that you know I'm out here, just

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<v Speaker 3>I'm here, you know, And.

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<v Speaker 4>If you can read between line and Sidney said she's out.

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<v Speaker 2>Here, I'm not out here out here, she's out listen.

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<v Speaker 3>I just feel like open relationships are dumb. They're just dumb.

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<v Speaker 3>And if you're in an open relationship, you should just

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<v Speaker 3>tell people you're having an affair because it sounds more fun.

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<v Speaker 4>So I do you want to tell your listeners that

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<v Speaker 4>you have an affair? I'm not having an affair. Do

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<v Speaker 4>you want to say?

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<v Speaker 3>No, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying that open

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<v Speaker 3>relationships are weird. If like, I just wish I knew

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<v Speaker 3>what was going.

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<v Speaker 4>On, and I don't wish that we could.

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<v Speaker 3>I wish we could all know what was going on. Honestly,

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<v Speaker 3>I have nothing to say. I know, since you plead,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't plead the fifth. I have nothing to say.

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<v Speaker 3>But if somebody wants to, you know, take me up

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<v Speaker 3>on my open relationship offer. They have been trying and

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<v Speaker 3>you don't want the office that you've been getting I

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<v Speaker 3>told you what I like, slim butch that's what I want.

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<v Speaker 4>What if it's just like a slim dude he's five seven,

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<v Speaker 4>I will never go back to me. He doesn't have

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<v Speaker 4>any facial hair. Do you hear me?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want a man, but if he has a

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<v Speaker 2>micro penis, I'm all set.

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<v Speaker 4>Patti wack dick.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to get my credit together and I don't

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<v Speaker 3>need a man messing my shit up.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god. So I checked my credit score for

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<v Speaker 4>the first time yesterday. What is it? And I had

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<v Speaker 4>never Andrew, do you know what your credit score is?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't, honestly don't know what credit score is.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, because I'm getting ready to move, I'm looking

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<v Speaker 2>for apartments and I'm asking people like I'm talking to

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<v Speaker 2>realtors and they're like, well, what's your credit score? And

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I feel like it's good, and they're like,

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<v Speaker 2>but what is it? And I'm like, well, the only

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<v Speaker 2>thing on there are my student loans and they're.

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<v Speaker 4>Like, what is it?

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<v Speaker 2>So I never I don't know my blood type and

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know I didn't know my credit score. So

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<v Speaker 2>I went on creditcarma dot com and then I went

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<v Speaker 2>back backspace and was like, is this safe? You know,

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<v Speaker 2>because you gotta put like your social and your birth

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<v Speaker 2>date and like the information people would need.

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<v Speaker 4>To like steal your identity. So I checked. My credit

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<v Speaker 4>score is six sidy? Do you know what yours is?

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<v Speaker 2>Ah? N?

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<v Speaker 4>Good?

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<v Speaker 3>Like listen, if anybody ever try to take my information

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<v Speaker 3>and do something with it, the cops are coming.

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<v Speaker 4>Credit score it's in the six hundreds? Is it in

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<v Speaker 4>the five? This is the four.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't get in an apartment, Okay, but you can't

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<v Speaker 2>get an apartment if it's in some some sixes.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, I can't get in an apartment.

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<v Speaker 2>Just know that my credit score is six hundred and

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<v Speaker 2>eighty two. Well, that's not bad, it said fair. The

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<v Speaker 2>website said fair. It didn't say good.

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<v Speaker 4>That's fair.

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<v Speaker 1>So what is a really good one? Then?

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<v Speaker 4>Late eight eight? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>So the the realtors that I've been talking to are like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>you need to have like a seven hundred and up,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, I'm just gonna lie and tell everybody

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<v Speaker 2>I got a six ninety eight.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, like, put a curve on my credit score,

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<v Speaker 3>h curve on it, because how are you gonna do that?

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<v Speaker 3>How are you gonna lie.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just gonna tell them.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna lie when I tell them when they

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<v Speaker 2>ask me on my Cris scores, and they're gonna paper

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<v Speaker 2>then they're gonna run it. But I'm gonna have to

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<v Speaker 2>also include uh at last two seasons of taxes.

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<v Speaker 4>And I didn't even do my taxes last year, so I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Doing them, and well I'm doing them now because I

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<v Speaker 2>applied for the extension.

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<v Speaker 4>But I have to.

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<v Speaker 2>And I didn't make no money last year or the

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<v Speaker 2>year before. So it's like, do I have money to

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<v Speaker 2>get in an apartment? The answerious yes, shout out to

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<v Speaker 2>Vice Live. But yeah, you need uh a bio. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, I'm just gonna print out my website. You

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<v Speaker 2>need your last two tax returns, UH bank statement, a

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<v Speaker 2>letter from your landlord getting and a letter of employment.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm never getting an apartment. Just to let you guys,

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, this book report is gonna be thick.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a chic vagabond.

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<v Speaker 3>I will be jumping from home to home in the

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<v Speaker 3>stylish way.

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<v Speaker 2>With a plastic bag with all your stuff in it.

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<v Speaker 2>It would be a total several totes. It would actually

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<v Speaker 2>be underway luggage that.

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<v Speaker 4>You have at your home.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a lot is tiny. It is a carry on away.

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<v Speaker 2>Come send us some more stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>Please. You gave us one two case we need another one.

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<v Speaker 4>We're going away.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to Miami for we can't actually me and

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<v Speaker 2>a min are going I'm going to I'm chamm it

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<v Speaker 2>im kimm' kim it and you know you need ID

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<v Speaker 2>to get on the plane.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, let's talk about my story. How I lost my passport?

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<v Speaker 3>Right lost it fell out of my bag because you

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<v Speaker 3>know I'm.

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<v Speaker 4>Bag ladies is really loud, It's just loud. Can we

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<v Speaker 4>can we turn this down? Well, maybe I'll turn my

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<v Speaker 4>head Wow, the haters from the sidelines, I'll cut my

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<v Speaker 4>headphones down. Do you hear them?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you hear the The hate is steaming off both

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<v Speaker 3>of their backs.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you, because I'm thriving over here. You're thriving with

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<v Speaker 4>your passport. First of all, Sendney.

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<v Speaker 2>The entire five years that I've known her exclusively been

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<v Speaker 2>using her passport is ID.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, she ain't got no license, she got no non

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<v Speaker 4>driver's license. She that's it. She just had. Do you

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like you always.

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<v Speaker 2>Have your Social Security card on YouTube? No change anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>So passport? Is her ID ready lost it?

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<v Speaker 3>Right, didn't realize it was gone until I needed it

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<v Speaker 3>like several days later.

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<v Speaker 4>So you know where you lost it? You think you

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<v Speaker 4>know where you lost Oh? I know where I lost it?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh where did you lose that?

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<v Speaker 3>Said, I'm not saying anyway, in a hotel?

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<v Speaker 4>Ho tell mo, tell holiday.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, my little go ahead, you lost it? Then somebody's

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<v Speaker 2>somebody's cat.

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<v Speaker 3>No, anyway, I so lost my passport and I'm freaking

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<v Speaker 3>out because I needed it to get because I'm going

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<v Speaker 3>away next week as well, and I need my ID

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<v Speaker 3>to get on the plane. And so I'm looking through

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<v Speaker 3>it and I'm stressing out. And then I posted on

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<v Speaker 3>Instagram that I lost my pass work when people were

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<v Speaker 3>like hitting me.

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<v Speaker 2>Up like where were you last? Where were the areas?

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<v Speaker 2>Like maybe like we could repost this or something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>What like the people who followed, they'd be looking out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yo.

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<v Speaker 3>I really fucking appreciate the people who ride or die

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<v Speaker 3>for us.

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<v Speaker 4>AnyWho. A day later, I get a.

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<v Speaker 3>D M mad late like like after midnight, Hey, I

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<v Speaker 3>have your password. I click on the girl's page, fooling.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, this is a setup, this is God,

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<v Speaker 3>this is no I was like, this is not real.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought you thought he was getting catfished. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 3>thought it was getting What was she looked like?

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<v Speaker 4>Who woul play her in the movie? Discard her? Was

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<v Speaker 4>she slim?

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<v Speaker 3>She looked like a like a video video model, but

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<v Speaker 3>she like not a video ho like a video model,

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<v Speaker 3>like she's the main girl that.

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<v Speaker 2>She looked like she's Spanish or something like that. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>what you're saying, okay, just say she likes an friend.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't do that to me. A video how Yeah, her

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<v Speaker 4>dad white, her mother Dominican or something like that. Yeah something.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just okay. She's Brazilian. Let me show you, let

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<v Speaker 4>me show you, and she's a lot of it. Yeah. No,

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<v Speaker 4>she lood black.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know, she looked like she maybe has hooked

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<v Speaker 2>up with Drake before. Yes, I'm gonna tell you guys

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<v Speaker 2>what she looks like. She looks like a mix of

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<v Speaker 2>the girl from what was that my not my wife

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<v Speaker 2>and kids? Was it my wife and kids with the

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<v Speaker 2>Wayne's brother dad.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what I'm talking about. Now, I have no clue.

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<v Speaker 4>She was like the.

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<v Speaker 2>Daughter from Oh Adrianna sent your message and said want

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<v Speaker 2>to hit the strip club tonight? Wow, we're going out.

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<v Speaker 2>We're bringing the bald haird out to the strip club.

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<v Speaker 2>She looks, she's pretty okay, go ahead, that looks real

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<v Speaker 2>to me.

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<v Speaker 4>Look she don't look fake.

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<v Speaker 3>No, she looked like that in real life. And so

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<v Speaker 3>she's giving me all this information. I was like, oh shit,

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<v Speaker 3>you do have my past. Where does she find your passport?

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<v Speaker 3>She found it in Clinton Hill, Okay, that's where she

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<v Speaker 3>found it, and I was in I was in an

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<v Speaker 3>oberpool and I think like it came out of my

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<v Speaker 3>purse and like the person came out and like slid it.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>And so so she's like here, I'm here until the

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<v Speaker 3>fifteenth or whatever. So I meet her the next day, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>in a public place. No, at her house. She goes,

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<v Speaker 3>you're trying to get kidnapped. She give me her apartment number,

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<v Speaker 3>and I need my passport.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'd be like, since we can be out of

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<v Speaker 2>Starbucks Caddy Corner to where you live.

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<v Speaker 3>I said, what are you going to be doing at

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<v Speaker 3>seven pm? She said, I'm gonna be at my house and.

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<v Speaker 4>You went at nighttime? Wow, Sydney.

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<v Speaker 3>Truly I needed it before I got into Union Hall

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<v Speaker 3>and it's perfect because her house was by Union Hall,

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<v Speaker 3>so go there.

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<v Speaker 4>She's in a robe, yeah, ripping the way. She was sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>She had a whipped cream bikini on the Varsity blue.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, aye, yi yai, hi deal meal me,

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<v Speaker 4>I ain't.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm Amy, And she's like, sorry, well what were you wearing?

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<v Speaker 3>Like what did you wear? I looked great. I had

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<v Speaker 3>like a I had like a white blouse on had

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<v Speaker 3>like my makeup was flawless. I had jeans. I looked pretty.

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<v Speaker 3>But she see my but you know, my passport picture

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<v Speaker 3>is not that great, okay, because you started to say

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<v Speaker 3>it and I was like, but is it a good phone?

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<v Speaker 3>Now it's not that's but she's seen you on the GRAMD.

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<v Speaker 4>She what it is.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, So she saw me, and I like, she looked

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<v Speaker 3>so good that I was like, this can't be real.

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<v Speaker 4>But she's not gay. She's just you know, she's just

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<v Speaker 4>like a hot.

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<v Speaker 3>Girl that she's She's got like over three hundred and something, uh,

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<v Speaker 3>three hundred thousand followers.

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<v Speaker 4>She's like low key famous. She's a violinist. She's great

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<v Speaker 4>a violinist. Why did you say that?

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<v Speaker 2>Why did you call her a video ho? Well, this

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<v Speaker 2>is not feminist. I did not say like a video

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<v Speaker 2>I asked you, like a video girl. She doesn't look

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<v Speaker 2>like a violina. I asked you to describe her. I

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<v Speaker 2>asked you literally, all you said was she looked like

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<v Speaker 2>a video hip.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't say if she if she said that she

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<v Speaker 1>looked like a violinist.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but she could have been Andrew, thank you, But

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<v Speaker 2>Sydney could have described her fully and given us a

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<v Speaker 2>round image of who this person was. That's your fault

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<v Speaker 2>for thinking video girls are like one dimensional, bitch.

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<v Speaker 4>They are one dimension. Yes, they're doing video things. They

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<v Speaker 4>hadn't smaller a video ho that was you?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, But okay, I feel like there are people who

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<v Speaker 2>are listening to this who are on my side right

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<v Speaker 2>now because we asked you to describe her and tell

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<v Speaker 2>us about her, and all you said was that she

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<v Speaker 2>was hot and she looked.

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<v Speaker 3>Like a video I'm not descripted her in a movie.

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<v Speaker 3>I my brain cells are gone. It's okay, and we

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<v Speaker 3>have another pod after this, so I have to save

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<v Speaker 3>my energy.

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<v Speaker 4>So fuck both of you. Wow you did. Sidney is

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<v Speaker 4>a county ass.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to kiss you in the mouth. Andrew, he said,

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<v Speaker 2>that's he said that's a hay crime. If you put

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<v Speaker 2>your gay ass lips on his gay.

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<v Speaker 1>Ass lips, that's its Outria.

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<v Speaker 3>You're telling me you would to kiss me, Absolutely not,

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<v Speaker 3>would you kiss Marie?

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<v Speaker 2>No, well maybe I don't have hair. Now you kiss Marie,

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<v Speaker 2>I cannot believe. I can't believe it's not butter.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now, I don't know. I'm just not feel right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Sidney, you're being mean, and you got here later

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<v Speaker 2>than all of us, and your shorts are super short today,

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<v Speaker 2>and you hugged me, and I think you metuned me

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit. And you put cream cheese on Andrew's

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<v Speaker 2>shoes and you didn't even apologize.

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<v Speaker 1>You took and you took the bagel and left. You

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<v Speaker 1>took the bagel and dripped cream cheese.

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<v Speaker 2>When I tell y'all that Sidney is the Regina George

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<v Speaker 2>of the group, y'all don't be believing me.

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<v Speaker 4>Marie must that's something mean.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't even die never has on a bra, and she

0:18:48.240 --> 0:18:51.439
<v Speaker 2>never has on any matters. Okay, rude, this is this

0:18:51.480 --> 0:18:53.520
<v Speaker 2>is hard. This is black American behavior right here. See

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<v Speaker 2>I got culture because my family not from here. Okay,

0:18:55.840 --> 0:18:56.800
<v Speaker 2>let me reel this back in.

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<v Speaker 3>So she gave me my passport and I said, can

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<v Speaker 3>I get you a drink or coffee things? She's like, no,

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<v Speaker 3>that's fine, but I do want to come to a show.

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<v Speaker 3>And I said, so you did google me? You did

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<v Speaker 3>get into it, I mean Sydney.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you think she found your Instagram and slidding

0:19:12.000 --> 0:19:15.240
<v Speaker 2>your dms? If not by looking you up friends?

0:19:15.240 --> 0:19:16.879
<v Speaker 3>She said, you tried to friend me on Facebook. But

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<v Speaker 3>I had too many friends, I said, I said, because

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<v Speaker 3>you're a Facebook boy. No, I do not be accepting

0:19:22.760 --> 0:19:25.639
<v Speaker 3>people shit unless I know them. From now on, I

0:19:25.760 --> 0:19:27.080
<v Speaker 3>only accept people I know.

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<v Speaker 4>You're already at your limits.

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<v Speaker 2>So that means every time you add new people, you

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<v Speaker 2>have to delete old people.

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<v Speaker 4>I do so if you fuck up, if I don't

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<v Speaker 4>like your post.

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<v Speaker 1>Delete Well, you're following a lot of people on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 4>And he's following like three thousand people. No, I'm not

0:19:41.440 --> 0:19:43.840
<v Speaker 4>how many people you're following, like two thousand and six.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like it's too much.

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<v Speaker 3>A lot of it is friends from like college Sidney.

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<v Speaker 4>You have two.

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<v Speaker 2>Thousand, seven hundred friends from college and from work. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I used to be a bottom waitress in Sydney. I

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<v Speaker 2>know they follow all those people. I've seen you follow

0:20:01.520 --> 0:20:04.359
<v Speaker 2>people that you don't know just cut you know what,

0:20:04.640 --> 0:20:06.720
<v Speaker 2>like you do that, that's how you use your Instagram.

0:20:06.800 --> 0:20:10.080
<v Speaker 2>Most of those people you don't know two thy seven

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<v Speaker 2>hundred some people.

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<v Speaker 4>So you're telling me I need to clean the whole

0:20:13.440 --> 0:20:15.520
<v Speaker 4>thing now andrew things you should purge. I actually don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've purged like a few months ago, and I

0:20:18.040 --> 0:20:18.640
<v Speaker 1>felt great.

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<v Speaker 4>How many people are you following?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm following like nine hundred people. It's nice. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like if you're following it over a thousand people, it's

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<v Speaker 1>just too much.

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<v Speaker 4>Too much.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, I'm following seven hundred and seventy people. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I like to keep it right into seven seven. I'm

0:20:31.280 --> 0:20:33.240
<v Speaker 2>ad seven more people would can help you. I don't

0:20:33.280 --> 0:20:35.879
<v Speaker 2>know how to like unfollow people. It's you just hit

0:20:35.920 --> 0:20:39.560
<v Speaker 2>that little button until it turns now. I know, then

0:20:39.600 --> 0:20:42.119
<v Speaker 2>it turns blue and then it'll say follow back, and

0:20:42.160 --> 0:20:45.640
<v Speaker 2>then you just don't. But you know, I follow things

0:20:45.680 --> 0:20:48.639
<v Speaker 2>that make me, like, make my timeline look interesting. But

0:20:48.720 --> 0:20:52.280
<v Speaker 2>I also don't really browse Instagram anymore. I'll post my

0:20:52.359 --> 0:20:55.359
<v Speaker 2>thing and then log out, or I'll hit my story

0:20:55.359 --> 0:20:57.720
<v Speaker 2>and then I'll log out. I don't like I feel

0:20:57.760 --> 0:20:59.280
<v Speaker 2>like I spent too I was wasting too much time

0:20:59.320 --> 0:21:01.919
<v Speaker 2>on Instagram, but not enough that I need to be

0:21:01.920 --> 0:21:02.720
<v Speaker 2>deleting the app.

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<v Speaker 4>From my phone.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, yeah, you need it.

0:21:05.240 --> 0:21:07.640
<v Speaker 2>Well, I'll do a little purge and I'll figure out

0:21:07.640 --> 0:21:08.800
<v Speaker 2>who I got to delete.

0:21:09.080 --> 0:21:09.720
<v Speaker 4>I mean, you have to.

0:21:09.720 --> 0:21:13.200
<v Speaker 2>Delete at least seventeen hundred people. You're not gonna do that. Yes,

0:21:13.600 --> 0:21:16.840
<v Speaker 2>you're you're about to hit three thousand. You're saying you

0:21:16.880 --> 0:21:18.840
<v Speaker 2>don't have that many, but you're about to hit it.

0:21:19.560 --> 0:21:22.119
<v Speaker 3>Well, I get bored if, like, I have the same

0:21:22.200 --> 0:21:24.800
<v Speaker 3>fucking people posting the same shit. Like that's why I

0:21:24.800 --> 0:21:28.119
<v Speaker 3>have a variety of motherfuckers, right, hot girls? I have

0:21:28.160 --> 0:21:30.240
<v Speaker 3>hot girls. I don't know I have like a little

0:21:30.240 --> 0:21:33.480
<v Speaker 3>bit of celebrities. I have comedians way too many. That's

0:21:33.480 --> 0:21:34.959
<v Speaker 3>who I need to unfollow the comedian.

0:21:35.000 --> 0:21:38.080
<v Speaker 2>I don't follow anybody famous. I can follow any celebrities.

0:21:38.119 --> 0:21:40.679
<v Speaker 4>You don't. I follow famous people because I don't want to.

0:21:40.640 --> 0:21:43.919
<v Speaker 2>Be on the train underground with the rats looking at you,

0:21:44.000 --> 0:21:46.879
<v Speaker 2>jumping in and out of a helicopter to your Mercedes

0:21:46.880 --> 0:21:47.440
<v Speaker 2>bench trup.

0:21:48.040 --> 0:21:50.040
<v Speaker 4>No man, you should follow Mariah Carey.

0:21:50.040 --> 0:21:53.840
<v Speaker 2>Her is hilarious, she is she is wacky, yeah, what

0:21:53.880 --> 0:21:54.240
<v Speaker 2>does she do?

0:21:54.280 --> 0:21:55.280
<v Speaker 4>I feel like she does a lot of shit.

0:21:55.440 --> 0:21:57.160
<v Speaker 1>Walking down the street the other day and she did

0:21:57.200 --> 0:21:59.240
<v Speaker 1>like a like a viral challenge or something.

0:21:59.240 --> 0:21:59.679
<v Speaker 4>Do you see that?

0:21:59.760 --> 0:22:02.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but she did it wrong, and she did it

0:22:02.600 --> 0:22:04.160
<v Speaker 2>and she couldn't even sing her own song.

0:22:04.480 --> 0:22:06.240
<v Speaker 1>Oh. It was like the why are you so obsessed

0:22:06.280 --> 0:22:06.560
<v Speaker 1>with me?

0:22:08.680 --> 0:22:10.920
<v Speaker 3>It was just like Mariah Carey is such an auntie,

0:22:10.920 --> 0:22:13.920
<v Speaker 3>but also your delusional because you don't understand how corny.

0:22:13.920 --> 0:22:18.040
<v Speaker 4>The shamps baby? Yes you know she boozy. Hey, Mariah,

0:22:18.880 --> 0:22:20.560
<v Speaker 4>Me and Mariah.

0:22:20.320 --> 0:22:24.800
<v Speaker 2>Go back babies es uh so back to back to

0:22:24.840 --> 0:22:26.280
<v Speaker 2>the ball, back to the ball.

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<v Speaker 4>How do you think?

0:22:27.520 --> 0:22:27.639
<v Speaker 1>No?

0:22:27.520 --> 0:22:29.400
<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, back to the passport.

0:22:29.560 --> 0:22:33.080
<v Speaker 2>Okay, you offered to take care for a drink? She says, no.

0:22:33.520 --> 0:22:34.840
<v Speaker 2>She says, I want to come to a show.

0:22:35.000 --> 0:22:37.080
<v Speaker 4>I told her about the knitting factory on Sunday. She's

0:22:37.119 --> 0:22:40.200
<v Speaker 4>coming tomorrow, who knows? But I said, sun every Sunday booth,

0:22:40.640 --> 0:22:42.000
<v Speaker 4>every Sunday is free. I got you.

0:22:42.080 --> 0:22:45.000
<v Speaker 2>Whatever you said, everything for you every Sunday I got.

0:22:45.000 --> 0:22:48.080
<v Speaker 2>Everybody else pays with you. If you want to do

0:22:48.160 --> 0:22:50.359
<v Speaker 2>a little time with your little violin, I got you.

0:22:52.880 --> 0:22:53.160
<v Speaker 4>Also.

0:22:53.200 --> 0:22:57.600
<v Speaker 2>Shout out to those women from Where were they from Arizona? Yeah,

0:22:57.640 --> 0:22:59.359
<v Speaker 2>it was like a bunch of them. And then a

0:22:59.400 --> 0:23:01.760
<v Speaker 2>girl from text Yeah it was she was really really cute.

0:23:01.800 --> 0:23:04.040
<v Speaker 2>Y'all are coming through. Oh she was so beautiful. Yeah.

0:23:04.080 --> 0:23:06.320
<v Speaker 2>We were like, you listen to us. We were like,

0:23:06.400 --> 0:23:08.640
<v Speaker 2>why do you listen to us? She was so hot,

0:23:08.720 --> 0:23:11.240
<v Speaker 2>you know, her baby hairs. I was like, oh, you

0:23:11.280 --> 0:23:13.480
<v Speaker 2>have both of your parents in your life and you

0:23:13.600 --> 0:23:16.800
<v Speaker 2>might have it back. She was stunting gun. We were like,

0:23:16.880 --> 0:23:19.320
<v Speaker 2>you're might be the hottest listener that we've ever had

0:23:19.359 --> 0:23:22.439
<v Speaker 2>hold up to show hold on and she's like and

0:23:22.480 --> 0:23:25.440
<v Speaker 2>she was like stop and we were like, truly top

0:23:25.680 --> 0:23:29.120
<v Speaker 2>top five most hottest Inofficial expert listeners we've ever seen.

0:23:29.240 --> 0:23:38.160
<v Speaker 4>It's true gorge. Uh and then what else? And then

0:23:38.520 --> 0:23:38.960
<v Speaker 4>that's it.

0:23:39.040 --> 0:23:41.720
<v Speaker 3>I mean she didn't follow me back on Instagram, So

0:23:41.760 --> 0:23:42.840
<v Speaker 3>that's also.

0:23:42.600 --> 0:23:46.159
<v Speaker 2>That you do be fast to follow somebody and of

0:23:46.200 --> 0:23:47.199
<v Speaker 2>course they're not gonna follow you back.

0:23:47.240 --> 0:23:49.760
<v Speaker 4>You got three thousand people that you follow. That's true.

0:23:49.880 --> 0:23:52.480
<v Speaker 3>Okay, but you know from our Philly show, I forgot

0:23:52.480 --> 0:23:55.440
<v Speaker 3>to shout out a couple of people. Uh, Nick Mitchell,

0:23:55.880 --> 0:23:58.680
<v Speaker 3>God bless you, you messy, you messy down.

0:23:58.720 --> 0:24:03.040
<v Speaker 4>You brought is he the one who brought poppers? Is

0:24:03.040 --> 0:24:05.480
<v Speaker 4>that the black Eye? I think so it might be

0:24:05.600 --> 0:24:06.320
<v Speaker 4>him or Ted.

0:24:06.480 --> 0:24:10.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, So two weeks ago, several weeks ago, two

0:24:10.920 --> 0:24:14.359
<v Speaker 2>weeks ago, the episode came out about me not liking

0:24:14.359 --> 0:24:17.119
<v Speaker 2>comedy no more. Yeah, And then that same night we

0:24:17.160 --> 0:24:19.480
<v Speaker 2>went to Philly. The show was sold out, fucking killed.

0:24:19.480 --> 0:24:21.560
<v Speaker 2>A bunch of people who listened to the podcast came

0:24:22.200 --> 0:24:24.480
<v Speaker 2>and everybody was so cool something. I was a little

0:24:24.480 --> 0:24:27.760
<v Speaker 2>bit creepy, but everybody was so cool. And this is

0:24:27.760 --> 0:24:29.679
<v Speaker 2>one of the people who we hung out with that night.

0:24:29.720 --> 0:24:34.080
<v Speaker 3>Nick Mitchell, Nora Fineberg, and Ted Wilson and there were

0:24:34.119 --> 0:24:36.719
<v Speaker 3>some other people but I couldn't catch their fucking names.

0:24:36.800 --> 0:24:39.720
<v Speaker 3>But shout out to y'all for coming through and then

0:24:39.760 --> 0:24:44.520
<v Speaker 3>hanging out after and just being like awesome, just good

0:24:44.520 --> 0:24:45.080
<v Speaker 3>old people.

0:24:45.280 --> 0:24:47.600
<v Speaker 2>Yes, somebody bought me poppers. He was I came out.

0:24:47.720 --> 0:24:50.120
<v Speaker 2>I was like, hey, thanks for coming. He's like, love

0:24:50.160 --> 0:24:53.479
<v Speaker 2>your podcast, poppers baos and I was like, yeah, I'm not.

0:24:53.560 --> 0:24:56.000
<v Speaker 2>We not banging tonight and this is not Amsterdam, so

0:24:56.119 --> 0:24:57.159
<v Speaker 2>thank you, but no thanks.

0:24:57.200 --> 0:24:59.479
<v Speaker 3>And he was gay too, and oh, I said, I

0:24:59.600 --> 0:25:03.160
<v Speaker 3>love a reckless gag messy gay just got no qualm,

0:25:03.200 --> 0:25:04.720
<v Speaker 3>shut door, a messy gay.

0:25:05.400 --> 0:25:08.280
<v Speaker 4>Yes, yes, it's great, we're here for it.

0:25:09.040 --> 0:25:10.800
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, the shows have been good. She's coming to

0:25:10.800 --> 0:25:12.480
<v Speaker 2>see us back to the Bault.

0:25:14.119 --> 0:25:14.800
<v Speaker 4>I don't know. I don't know.

0:25:14.800 --> 0:25:16.560
<v Speaker 2>I didn't think about my ears at all before I

0:25:16.600 --> 0:25:19.200
<v Speaker 2>shaved my head. I didn't know what my ears were

0:25:19.200 --> 0:25:23.080
<v Speaker 2>gonna look like. And they're fine. But now I feel

0:25:23.119 --> 0:25:25.560
<v Speaker 2>like my ears are really low on my head. Oh no,

0:25:25.600 --> 0:25:27.360
<v Speaker 2>I feel like a cartoon. I feel like Skeeter from

0:25:27.400 --> 0:25:29.440
<v Speaker 2>Doug or Gerald from Hay Arnold.

0:25:29.480 --> 0:25:32.800
<v Speaker 1>You have cute, little small ears. Yeah, I have.

0:25:32.800 --> 0:25:36.160
<v Speaker 2>My mother's ears, my father's waiste though it's so good.

0:25:36.960 --> 0:25:45.560
<v Speaker 2>My grandma's ass she did so nobody did, Citney. Your

0:25:45.640 --> 0:25:49.480
<v Speaker 2>nails look so healthy and long. Honestly, your nails on

0:25:49.520 --> 0:25:51.760
<v Speaker 2>your butt the two parts of your body thriving the most.

0:25:52.119 --> 0:25:54.439
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but these these are not good nails to be

0:25:54.480 --> 0:25:56.199
<v Speaker 4>a lesbian in, though. Yeah. It a little square, so

0:25:56.320 --> 0:25:57.760
<v Speaker 4>you got around them. Yeah, I'm around them out.

0:25:57.760 --> 0:26:01.439
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna get the little oval shape and uh, you know,

0:26:01.880 --> 0:26:03.600
<v Speaker 3>just I'm just trying to live my life.

0:26:03.680 --> 0:26:06.440
<v Speaker 4>Man, That's all that you can do. Friend.

0:26:06.760 --> 0:26:09.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there was like a couple of people who like

0:26:09.640 --> 0:26:12.119
<v Speaker 3>hit me up to like hang out, and I was

0:26:12.160 --> 0:26:13.160
<v Speaker 3>just like, come.

0:26:13.000 --> 0:26:16.400
<v Speaker 4>On now, which people from the podcast or like people.

0:26:17.680 --> 0:26:20.360
<v Speaker 2>There's just like I feel like, if you're a comedian,

0:26:20.440 --> 0:26:22.240
<v Speaker 2>you should never ever ever talk to me.

0:26:22.320 --> 0:26:26.800
<v Speaker 4>I will never like hang out with a comedian. Yeah,

0:26:26.840 --> 0:26:27.320
<v Speaker 4>that's gross.

0:26:27.359 --> 0:26:29.399
<v Speaker 3>And I'm like, if you see what my girl look like,

0:26:29.560 --> 0:26:32.960
<v Speaker 3>if you are not better than then I just can

0:26:33.200 --> 0:26:34.320
<v Speaker 3>It's just like a waste.

0:26:34.960 --> 0:26:37.879
<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Yeah, if I can't ask.

0:26:37.680 --> 0:26:40.000
<v Speaker 2>You to join me and my girlfriend, if my girlfriend

0:26:40.040 --> 0:26:41.480
<v Speaker 2>will say no to you, then.

0:26:42.119 --> 0:26:47.080
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well this is wow sitting.

0:26:48.560 --> 0:26:55.080
<v Speaker 2>Well, Wow, the Patreon's gonna be lit when we do it.

0:26:55.200 --> 0:26:57.320
<v Speaker 2>When we do it, it's gonna be you guys gonna

0:26:57.359 --> 0:26:59.800
<v Speaker 2>lose your minds. Actually, I don't know if people listening

0:26:59.840 --> 0:27:01.840
<v Speaker 2>to the the probably shouldn't be listen to that either.

0:27:03.520 --> 0:27:05.320
<v Speaker 4>What do we do about this? How do we may

0:27:05.359 --> 0:27:09.239
<v Speaker 4>have to start another podcast? No, this is what we do.

0:27:09.560 --> 0:27:11.240
<v Speaker 2>We we gotta Okay, So we have a bunch of

0:27:11.280 --> 0:27:14.000
<v Speaker 2>live shows coming up, and this is truthfully and honestly

0:27:14.200 --> 0:27:17.840
<v Speaker 2>super exciting. Yes, places that were definitely coming to definitely

0:27:17.840 --> 0:27:20.560
<v Speaker 2>maybe we're gonna be We're doing a live show in

0:27:20.600 --> 0:27:24.120
<v Speaker 2>New York in October and Brooklyn and then we may

0:27:24.240 --> 0:27:26.080
<v Speaker 2>or may not be doing like a Ludlow house or

0:27:26.080 --> 0:27:28.720
<v Speaker 2>a Soho house or like a Dumbo house. Yeah somethwhere

0:27:29.359 --> 0:27:32.560
<v Speaker 2>for the for the wealthy friends? Uh, and then Chicago

0:27:32.760 --> 0:27:37.520
<v Speaker 2>in November and then Toronto is coming. We only happen.

0:27:37.800 --> 0:27:43.399
<v Speaker 2>But also like we are actively and like about to

0:27:43.480 --> 0:27:45.360
<v Speaker 2>start with this merch thing for real, for real.

0:27:45.440 --> 0:27:47.600
<v Speaker 3>Oh, we have to do we have to do it

0:27:47.680 --> 0:27:51.119
<v Speaker 3>because we found the palm tree palm tree necklaces.

0:27:51.240 --> 0:27:52.480
<v Speaker 4>Those are fucking so good.

0:27:52.560 --> 0:27:55.680
<v Speaker 2>This woman walked by and she had a little tiny

0:27:55.720 --> 0:27:57.840
<v Speaker 2>palm tree like gold, get.

0:27:57.760 --> 0:27:59.920
<v Speaker 4>This, And I was like, you need that for the podcast.

0:28:00.720 --> 0:28:02.080
<v Speaker 2>We're like where you get that from? She's like it

0:28:02.119 --> 0:28:03.560
<v Speaker 2>was free, My mom mad it for me.

0:28:03.640 --> 0:28:05.800
<v Speaker 3>Maybe yeah, we got Maybe we go on Etsy and

0:28:05.840 --> 0:28:07.560
<v Speaker 3>just like get like a bunch of them and then

0:28:07.600 --> 0:28:10.440
<v Speaker 3>we'll sell them at the show for one hundred dollars each.

0:28:10.840 --> 0:28:12.600
<v Speaker 2>I mean, if we buy them on Etsy, you know

0:28:12.600 --> 0:28:15.080
<v Speaker 2>we're paying ninety nine dollars for them, So it's gonna

0:28:15.080 --> 0:28:17.280
<v Speaker 2>be don't play real gold, don't.

0:28:17.080 --> 0:28:19.359
<v Speaker 4>Play that, and we'll put a little S and M

0:28:19.359 --> 0:28:19.560
<v Speaker 4>in it.

0:28:19.960 --> 0:28:23.040
<v Speaker 2>No, the pountry is so tiny. Yes, okay, I mean

0:28:23.080 --> 0:28:25.399
<v Speaker 2>you tried. I did, Thank you for your contribution that

0:28:25.440 --> 0:28:26.040
<v Speaker 2>we don't need.

0:28:26.160 --> 0:28:26.879
<v Speaker 4>I thought about it.

0:28:26.920 --> 0:28:31.600
<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry it was yeah, but like I just want

0:28:31.600 --> 0:28:34.560
<v Speaker 3>to do Like when we go to Miami, We're not

0:28:34.560 --> 0:28:35.679
<v Speaker 3>gonna do comedy, right.

0:28:35.680 --> 0:28:36.320
<v Speaker 4>I'm not playing it.

0:28:36.560 --> 0:28:38.120
<v Speaker 2>That's commeding to me that you think I'm gonna go

0:28:38.160 --> 0:28:39.360
<v Speaker 2>to Miami to do comedy.

0:28:39.600 --> 0:28:41.600
<v Speaker 4>No, I just want to fucking have fun.

0:28:41.720 --> 0:28:43.680
<v Speaker 2>We're in Miami, Okay, for the people who are listening,

0:28:43.720 --> 0:28:46.800
<v Speaker 2>for the poppy chulos, for the mamasitas and the video

0:28:46.840 --> 0:28:49.080
<v Speaker 2>hos that listen to us down there, will be there

0:28:49.120 --> 0:28:52.800
<v Speaker 2>the fifteenth, No, the thirteenth to the fifteenth. Yeah, just

0:28:52.840 --> 0:28:55.920
<v Speaker 2>a little long weekend, you know, invite us to your

0:28:56.320 --> 0:28:59.880
<v Speaker 2>your beach side condo and make baya for us.

0:29:00.120 --> 0:29:02.400
<v Speaker 3>But the thing is is that Miami We've I've done

0:29:02.440 --> 0:29:05.360
<v Speaker 3>it so many times and not like it's like played out,

0:29:05.440 --> 0:29:08.320
<v Speaker 3>But Miami is one of those places like your body

0:29:08.320 --> 0:29:11.560
<v Speaker 3>gotta be right, you gotta have low expectations, Like if

0:29:11.600 --> 0:29:13.440
<v Speaker 3>you're trying to do it up and go to Star Island,

0:29:13.720 --> 0:29:15.440
<v Speaker 3>like that's not that's not your lane.

0:29:15.520 --> 0:29:16.440
<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you what I want to do in

0:29:16.520 --> 0:29:19.040
<v Speaker 2>Miami when we're I want to go to the beach

0:29:19.120 --> 0:29:20.280
<v Speaker 2>just for like ten minutes.

0:29:20.360 --> 0:29:21.640
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, took a couple of photos.

0:29:21.400 --> 0:29:24.160
<v Speaker 2>Because we don't like the beach. I hate the sand

0:29:24.160 --> 0:29:27.160
<v Speaker 2>in my feet. I don't your feet, yeah, because it

0:29:27.200 --> 0:29:30.000
<v Speaker 2>makes me look like twelve years of slave, Like I

0:29:30.080 --> 0:29:31.320
<v Speaker 2>look so gross.

0:29:31.480 --> 0:29:34.240
<v Speaker 4>It's just not my brand. So also, and I don't

0:29:34.480 --> 0:29:34.800
<v Speaker 4>Oh my.

0:29:34.760 --> 0:29:36.320
<v Speaker 2>God, I can learn how to swim, though, I said

0:29:36.360 --> 0:29:37.680
<v Speaker 2>as soon as I shave my head, I was gonna

0:29:37.680 --> 0:29:39.120
<v Speaker 2>start taking class it.

0:29:40.080 --> 0:29:41.960
<v Speaker 3>I mean, I mean it can teach you because yeah,

0:29:42.200 --> 0:29:44.520
<v Speaker 3>it's a swim instructor. So I think I'll catch that.

0:29:45.200 --> 0:29:47.600
<v Speaker 3>I'll catch that. I'll do a little like cinematography of

0:29:47.720 --> 0:29:49.400
<v Speaker 3>you struggling to swim.

0:29:49.560 --> 0:29:51.760
<v Speaker 4>No, I mean I want I need to learn. Can

0:29:51.800 --> 0:29:54.120
<v Speaker 4>I learn how to swim in two weeks? Is that?

0:29:54.280 --> 0:29:54.840
<v Speaker 4>Is that realist?

0:29:54.920 --> 0:29:57.240
<v Speaker 2>Now? I think she could teach you I for Miami

0:29:58.120 --> 0:30:03.200
<v Speaker 2>for me, Ummi, I don't know. I just feel like

0:30:04.800 --> 0:30:07.480
<v Speaker 2>Mina is good enough to train you while we're in

0:30:07.600 --> 0:30:08.560
<v Speaker 2>Miami and we can.

0:30:08.760 --> 0:30:10.520
<v Speaker 3>I don't want to learn how to swim in Miami.

0:30:10.560 --> 0:30:13.720
<v Speaker 3>I want to learn how to swim for Miami. I

0:30:13.760 --> 0:30:16.200
<v Speaker 3>don't know if that's gonna happen. Friend, I mean says,

0:30:16.200 --> 0:30:17.640
<v Speaker 3>you know, I'm gonna employed I got time to take

0:30:17.680 --> 0:30:19.880
<v Speaker 3>some swim. If you want to go to like YMCA

0:30:20.040 --> 0:30:21.959
<v Speaker 3>and do it with Amina, you can.

0:30:22.080 --> 0:30:23.960
<v Speaker 2>I think she should teach her. She's a friend, you

0:30:24.240 --> 0:30:26.520
<v Speaker 2>trust her. She went to Howard on a swim scholarship.

0:30:26.600 --> 0:30:29.840
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, she has his son. Like she's a black woman.

0:30:29.920 --> 0:30:31.160
<v Speaker 4>I'm supporting black business.

0:30:31.440 --> 0:30:33.880
<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna pay her, no, no, no, but you

0:30:33.880 --> 0:30:36.200
<v Speaker 3>know I'll bring her like an insure huh, or like

0:30:36.240 --> 0:30:38.320
<v Speaker 3>a like a like a Pedia light for a baby.

0:30:40.040 --> 0:30:42.840
<v Speaker 4>Do five year olds drink Pedia light? Nah?

0:30:42.880 --> 0:30:45.120
<v Speaker 3>I think I'm never gonna know how to swim, And

0:30:45.200 --> 0:30:46.880
<v Speaker 3>I'm I don't know if I'm ever gonna learn how

0:30:46.880 --> 0:30:47.240
<v Speaker 3>to drive.

0:30:47.440 --> 0:30:51.160
<v Speaker 4>Not with that attitude. Not with that attitude, Sydney.

0:30:51.680 --> 0:30:54.800
<v Speaker 2>That is the simple life is me teaching you how

0:30:54.840 --> 0:30:57.280
<v Speaker 2>to drive, but you don't know how to fucking drive exactly.

0:30:57.400 --> 0:31:00.240
<v Speaker 4>But I have a license, so I did want know

0:31:00.560 --> 0:31:02.960
<v Speaker 4>how to drive. I don't know. That sounds like a nightmare.

0:31:03.000 --> 0:31:05.600
<v Speaker 3>It sounds like it is one of those situations where

0:31:06.000 --> 0:31:09.360
<v Speaker 3>the ambulance are gonna be called. It's gonna be an accident.

0:31:09.720 --> 0:31:12.800
<v Speaker 3>I might lose an arm. I mean, with that attitude,

0:31:12.800 --> 0:31:13.160
<v Speaker 3>you might.

0:31:13.600 --> 0:31:15.440
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, So you're telling me I need to be positive

0:31:15.480 --> 0:31:18.320
<v Speaker 4>for everything. I mean as positive as you are about

0:31:18.320 --> 0:31:20.200
<v Speaker 4>me being bald when you walked in here, as how

0:31:20.240 --> 0:31:22.640
<v Speaker 4>you should be about everything else. We gotta do a

0:31:22.680 --> 0:31:26.440
<v Speaker 4>helicopter ride that too. Yeah, apparently I'm in the exclusive

0:31:26.560 --> 0:31:31.080
<v Speaker 4>Uber helicopter club. That's crazy. Wow did you get into this?

0:31:31.160 --> 0:31:35.120
<v Speaker 2>Since I'm a platinum Uber member now I pay more

0:31:35.160 --> 0:31:37.600
<v Speaker 2>than you and Uber. Yeah that's true, but something since

0:31:37.600 --> 0:31:41.880
<v Speaker 2>your rating must be trash because I don't know Uber

0:31:41.920 --> 0:31:45.240
<v Speaker 2>helicopter to JFK. I mean I would never, but imagine

0:31:45.600 --> 0:31:48.120
<v Speaker 2>what's your rating. It's like a four point eight something.

0:31:51.000 --> 0:31:53.000
<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna offer to give somebody head in the fucking

0:31:53.360 --> 0:31:54.280
<v Speaker 4>Uber so I could get.

0:31:54.120 --> 0:31:57.520
<v Speaker 2>Your rating's gonna go even lower. He's gonna be like

0:31:57.560 --> 0:31:58.880
<v Speaker 2>her mouth was so dry.

0:32:01.040 --> 0:32:01.480
<v Speaker 3>Let me see.

0:32:02.000 --> 0:32:06.520
<v Speaker 4>Actually I've been told the opposite. Oh, wet, wet, give

0:32:06.560 --> 0:32:09.680
<v Speaker 4>me that Woodwood City. You are nasty. I don't even

0:32:09.720 --> 0:32:11.040
<v Speaker 4>know who you are, right other things?

0:32:11.080 --> 0:32:13.840
<v Speaker 2>You know, the level of grossness oozing from that side

0:32:13.840 --> 0:32:14.640
<v Speaker 2>of the microphone.

0:32:14.960 --> 0:32:16.960
<v Speaker 3>I mean, I just I'm just saying I'm proud of

0:32:17.000 --> 0:32:19.080
<v Speaker 3>the things that I can do. If I can do them,

0:32:19.160 --> 0:32:24.040
<v Speaker 3>you know, I believe, Why is it disgusting? I'm a

0:32:24.080 --> 0:32:28.320
<v Speaker 3>four point seven three.

0:32:28.520 --> 0:32:30.720
<v Speaker 1>Wow, give me that four to get the helicopter?

0:32:31.520 --> 0:32:34.440
<v Speaker 4>Is that what it is? It's such a nightmare.

0:32:34.480 --> 0:32:37.600
<v Speaker 3>I hate when there's things that I want to get

0:32:37.600 --> 0:32:39.560
<v Speaker 3>into that I'm not even going to use.

0:32:39.680 --> 0:32:42.320
<v Speaker 4>I just that's just how I am. I want what

0:32:42.400 --> 0:32:43.360
<v Speaker 4>everybody else has.

0:32:43.640 --> 0:32:46.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're that, You're like that only child that wasn't

0:32:46.360 --> 0:32:49.160
<v Speaker 2>allowed to go outside when everybody else is playing. But

0:32:49.200 --> 0:32:52.400
<v Speaker 2>the thing is is that like you, you know, you're being

0:32:52.440 --> 0:32:53.760
<v Speaker 2>a hoe and shaving your head.

0:32:53.880 --> 0:32:56.480
<v Speaker 4>I'm not trying to do that. Well, you're trying to

0:32:56.480 --> 0:32:56.800
<v Speaker 4>do me.

0:33:00.760 --> 0:33:00.800
<v Speaker 1>That.

0:33:01.000 --> 0:33:05.640
<v Speaker 2>You don't be so weird, you weird.

0:33:06.280 --> 0:33:10.080
<v Speaker 4>Don't be so gig Sydney. Damn. I told you I

0:33:10.080 --> 0:33:13.320
<v Speaker 4>have standards. So you.

0:33:12.440 --> 0:33:15.560
<v Speaker 3>Saying don't be gay. But honestly, I'm very picky and

0:33:15.760 --> 0:33:16.840
<v Speaker 3>very particular.

0:33:16.560 --> 0:33:18.800
<v Speaker 1>Slim but and I feel like that is what Marie.

0:33:19.840 --> 0:33:24.040
<v Speaker 2>As I got off the shoulder one shoulder situation.

0:33:25.760 --> 0:33:28.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but she's got that like off the shoulder blouse

0:33:29.040 --> 0:33:31.280
<v Speaker 3>like R and B thing like that's not slim, butch.

0:33:32.520 --> 0:33:34.760
<v Speaker 3>I need like a tank top, like a regular black

0:33:34.760 --> 0:33:38.320
<v Speaker 3>tank top and your shorts. Actually, if you change your top,

0:33:38.360 --> 0:33:40.200
<v Speaker 3>I would be like your mom.

0:33:40.040 --> 0:33:49.480
<v Speaker 2>Man, I'd be like yo, my, my, sir, I can't

0:33:49.480 --> 0:33:50.080
<v Speaker 2>take my shirt off.

0:33:50.080 --> 0:33:52.760
<v Speaker 4>I don't have a brown one. The way you flirt

0:33:52.760 --> 0:33:54.520
<v Speaker 4>with me, Ray.

0:33:54.040 --> 0:33:55.760
<v Speaker 2>Sydney, the way your nipples are looking at me right now.

0:33:55.800 --> 0:33:58.520
<v Speaker 2>It's not even in the bra. It's the Sydney State.

0:33:58.760 --> 0:34:02.719
<v Speaker 2>Cidney is the most extensive collection of knit. Some aware

0:34:03.160 --> 0:34:05.120
<v Speaker 2>it is legit a knit tank top.

0:34:05.320 --> 0:34:08.000
<v Speaker 4>It's a sweater top. And my bro doesn't even fit.

0:34:08.120 --> 0:34:09.960
<v Speaker 4>I know, Oh, I have.

0:34:09.920 --> 0:34:11.960
<v Speaker 3>A shirt for you. I have a shirt. I'll bring

0:34:12.000 --> 0:34:14.520
<v Speaker 3>it to you later. I got it in the wrong size.

0:34:14.520 --> 0:34:15.799
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if it's gonna fit you, but.

0:34:18.160 --> 0:34:20.160
<v Speaker 2>I think it'll fit you actually, because it looks like

0:34:20.719 --> 0:34:23.080
<v Speaker 2>it's like, uh, it's a black tank tank top, but

0:34:23.160 --> 0:34:25.640
<v Speaker 2>it like has a deep like v right here, and

0:34:25.680 --> 0:34:27.719
<v Speaker 2>it has like a little underwire and it's supposed to

0:34:27.760 --> 0:34:28.839
<v Speaker 2>push your boobs together.

0:34:29.000 --> 0:34:34.280
<v Speaker 4>Slim slim, And you got this for work?

0:34:36.000 --> 0:34:39.440
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I have a shopping problem. I shopped too much.

0:34:40.800 --> 0:34:43.759
<v Speaker 3>When money is in my hand, like my hand is

0:34:43.800 --> 0:34:46.719
<v Speaker 3>on fire, I have to spend. I went to Sapphora,

0:34:47.040 --> 0:34:50.319
<v Speaker 3>spent almost two hundred dollars on things. Friend, I had

0:34:50.320 --> 0:34:53.800
<v Speaker 3>to re up up on some things I got Georgia

0:34:53.840 --> 0:34:56.000
<v Speaker 3>Almani Foundation, which is.

0:34:55.760 --> 0:35:01.080
<v Speaker 4>Why it's just it's so good. Really, yeah, it's so

0:35:01.440 --> 0:35:02.160
<v Speaker 4>girl collection.

0:35:02.520 --> 0:35:06.839
<v Speaker 2>It's so like smooth, and it just it feels right.

0:35:07.800 --> 0:35:11.400
<v Speaker 4>Okay, how much did that costs? Like almost seventy dollars

0:35:11.560 --> 0:35:13.920
<v Speaker 4>for a foundation for foundation? How many answers? I have

0:35:13.960 --> 0:35:15.959
<v Speaker 4>a problem, Yeah, it sounds like you do. I need

0:35:15.960 --> 0:35:19.640
<v Speaker 4>somebody to help me, not buy anything, yes, by buying

0:35:19.680 --> 0:35:20.200
<v Speaker 4>her stuff.

0:35:20.239 --> 0:35:22.840
<v Speaker 2>Okay, you heard it here first, folks, city has a

0:35:22.840 --> 0:35:26.719
<v Speaker 2>problem and we need you to help us.

0:35:27.040 --> 0:35:28.760
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, let's read somebody's questions.

0:35:28.800 --> 0:35:31.759
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, people have center that we're supposed to help

0:35:31.800 --> 0:35:32.719
<v Speaker 2>them answer.

0:35:34.120 --> 0:35:34.920
<v Speaker 4>Woh okay.

0:35:34.960 --> 0:35:39.160
<v Speaker 2>I have none of these prepared because I.

0:35:37.760 --> 0:35:39.360
<v Speaker 4>Didn't know we was going to have this today. I

0:35:39.400 --> 0:35:43.600
<v Speaker 4>have one. It's a lot of dead air on the podcast.

0:35:44.080 --> 0:35:45.759
<v Speaker 4>No it's not. It's not like we got it.

0:35:45.800 --> 0:35:48.440
<v Speaker 3>I have it already because I hit the guy up

0:35:48.480 --> 0:35:50.000
<v Speaker 3>and I was like, oh, I'm using this.

0:35:50.719 --> 0:35:51.720
<v Speaker 4>I'm using this today.

0:35:52.080 --> 0:35:56.040
<v Speaker 3>Okay, here we have hi, guys, I need help. My

0:35:56.040 --> 0:35:58.000
<v Speaker 3>boyfriend and I have been together for three years. We

0:35:58.080 --> 0:36:01.680
<v Speaker 3>met in college. Boring the last two of those three years,

0:36:01.960 --> 0:36:05.320
<v Speaker 3>we have been in a long distance about one point

0:36:05.400 --> 0:36:07.799
<v Speaker 3>five hours apart, so not too bad.

0:36:07.920 --> 0:36:08.480
<v Speaker 4>Gross.

0:36:08.800 --> 0:36:11.880
<v Speaker 3>My boyfriend just moved about four hours away from me

0:36:12.560 --> 0:36:15.279
<v Speaker 3>for a job. I'm so happy for him, but I'm

0:36:15.320 --> 0:36:18.200
<v Speaker 3>getting a little frustrated at our relationship as I can't

0:36:18.200 --> 0:36:20.480
<v Speaker 3>tell if we're fuck, if he fucking wants to be

0:36:20.600 --> 0:36:24.040
<v Speaker 3>in the same place or not, Like when we moved

0:36:24.080 --> 0:36:27.160
<v Speaker 3>away from each other finding their job reasons, unsure what

0:36:27.280 --> 0:36:30.400
<v Speaker 3>to do what else. I thought that we would eventually

0:36:30.440 --> 0:36:32.520
<v Speaker 3>formulate a plan to get back together in the same

0:36:32.600 --> 0:36:33.160
<v Speaker 3>damn city.

0:36:33.360 --> 0:36:36.240
<v Speaker 4>What chop do we on? But that literally isn't happening

0:36:36.320 --> 0:36:36.799
<v Speaker 4>so far.

0:36:37.280 --> 0:36:39.279
<v Speaker 3>I've tried to bring this up several times to him,

0:36:39.320 --> 0:36:41.480
<v Speaker 3>but we can't seem to figure out anything. I'm twenty

0:36:41.480 --> 0:36:43.239
<v Speaker 3>five and need to figure out my next move in

0:36:43.239 --> 0:36:45.040
<v Speaker 3>life and I can't tell if it's going to be

0:36:45.040 --> 0:36:47.239
<v Speaker 3>with him or not. Basically, tell me if I'm a

0:36:47.280 --> 0:36:49.080
<v Speaker 3>dumb bitch or not. But by the way, you both

0:36:49.080 --> 0:36:51.520
<v Speaker 3>are great and I'm from the Midwest and I need

0:36:51.560 --> 0:36:52.440
<v Speaker 3>to get out anyways.

0:36:52.800 --> 0:36:53.920
<v Speaker 4>Anyways, love you both.

0:36:53.960 --> 0:36:56.040
<v Speaker 3>The pod is so fucking funny and brings me so

0:36:56.160 --> 0:36:58.600
<v Speaker 3>much joy, and fuck all those other pods.

0:36:58.760 --> 0:37:00.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, can we both at the same time say what

0:37:00.560 --> 0:37:03.240
<v Speaker 2>we think about her? One, two, three.

0:37:03.400 --> 0:37:08.239
<v Speaker 4>You stop it, girl, you're twenty five? How long did

0:37:08.280 --> 0:37:11.080
<v Speaker 4>you say they've been together? Five years? Three years? Sis,

0:37:11.320 --> 0:37:11.960
<v Speaker 4>you should be.

0:37:12.000 --> 0:37:15.120
<v Speaker 2>Out and thriving and like showing people your side boob.

0:37:15.200 --> 0:37:17.440
<v Speaker 2>What are you worried about this guy for? Yeah, you

0:37:17.440 --> 0:37:19.560
<v Speaker 2>guys are not going to get married. And I'm telling

0:37:19.600 --> 0:37:21.560
<v Speaker 2>you that with a one hundred percent certainly of my

0:37:21.600 --> 0:37:23.839
<v Speaker 2>heart because you're so young and you guys have been

0:37:23.880 --> 0:37:27.960
<v Speaker 2>apart for so long at this point, he has a

0:37:28.000 --> 0:37:30.200
<v Speaker 2>whole life that you don't know nothing about, and you

0:37:30.520 --> 0:37:32.920
<v Speaker 2>are doing things that he's not experiencing with you.

0:37:33.200 --> 0:37:35.880
<v Speaker 3>And every time you're bringing up like okay, so how

0:37:35.880 --> 0:37:38.160
<v Speaker 3>are we gonna get back together? And he's not trying

0:37:38.160 --> 0:37:41.399
<v Speaker 3>to formulate anything with you. That's that's him telling you

0:37:41.480 --> 0:37:42.279
<v Speaker 3>what what you mean?

0:37:42.440 --> 0:37:43.279
<v Speaker 4>He's like who it is.

0:37:43.880 --> 0:37:46.560
<v Speaker 2>He's like out with other people, not thinking about you.

0:37:46.560 --> 0:37:49.279
<v Speaker 2>You need to move on, ye, move on?

0:37:49.360 --> 0:37:50.439
<v Speaker 4>Sis? Yeah? I can't.

0:37:50.480 --> 0:37:52.280
<v Speaker 2>I can't see your photo. I didn't look at the avy,

0:37:52.320 --> 0:37:53.920
<v Speaker 2>but I feel like you're too cute for this. I

0:37:53.920 --> 0:37:55.360
<v Speaker 2>feel like you got that dimpled or something.

0:37:56.280 --> 0:37:58.600
<v Speaker 4>He's got a nice hairline. You're better than this.

0:37:58.840 --> 0:38:02.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, please, I don't believe in long distance relationships.

0:38:02.520 --> 0:38:05.760
<v Speaker 4>I just don't they're dumb. I not that they're dumb, it's.

0:38:05.560 --> 0:38:10.120
<v Speaker 2>Just like, there's too much there's too many people out

0:38:10.160 --> 0:38:12.320
<v Speaker 2>here in this world for you to be stuck worrying

0:38:12.320 --> 0:38:14.520
<v Speaker 2>about somebody on the other side of the world.

0:38:15.920 --> 0:38:18.000
<v Speaker 4>Or on the other side of the coast. Whatever. Listen,

0:38:18.040 --> 0:38:19.520
<v Speaker 4>If I'm in New York and you in New Jersey,

0:38:19.520 --> 0:38:20.520
<v Speaker 4>first of all, we're not gonna date.

0:38:20.640 --> 0:38:22.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. If I'm in Brooklyn and you and queens, ah,

0:38:22.760 --> 0:38:24.880
<v Speaker 2>so long distance relationship is not gonna happen. It's not

0:38:24.960 --> 0:38:27.200
<v Speaker 2>we don't live off the same train line and you

0:38:27.239 --> 0:38:29.319
<v Speaker 2>don't live closer to the city. It's not convenient for

0:38:29.360 --> 0:38:30.879
<v Speaker 2>me to stay at your house to go to work

0:38:30.880 --> 0:38:31.240
<v Speaker 2>and stuff.

0:38:31.360 --> 0:38:33.640
<v Speaker 4>No, that's I don't need that.

0:38:33.800 --> 0:38:36.040
<v Speaker 3>If my uber has to cross the bridge to get

0:38:36.040 --> 0:38:38.080
<v Speaker 3>to you, so saudy not happening.

0:38:38.080 --> 0:38:39.799
<v Speaker 2>If you're young and you have a boyfriend, the best

0:38:39.800 --> 0:38:44.399
<v Speaker 2>thing about having boyfriends is hopefully good dick. But also

0:38:44.560 --> 0:38:47.399
<v Speaker 2>like going out and like getting drunk at a bar

0:38:47.480 --> 0:38:50.600
<v Speaker 2>on a Tuesday, or like eating lunch or dinner with

0:38:50.640 --> 0:38:55.320
<v Speaker 2>their friends, and like remembering goofy conversation that y'all are having.

0:38:55.640 --> 0:38:58.359
<v Speaker 2>Having somebody who's four hours away. You don't have that

0:38:58.400 --> 0:39:01.239
<v Speaker 2>with them, and you're twenty five, like you wasting good years.

0:39:01.320 --> 0:39:04.480
<v Speaker 3>You're so fucking young, like you should be having a

0:39:04.560 --> 0:39:06.480
<v Speaker 3>dick in your mouth and in your ass at the

0:39:06.520 --> 0:39:09.120
<v Speaker 3>same time. You should not be worrying about somebody that

0:39:09.200 --> 0:39:12.399
<v Speaker 3>you don't see enough. What are you facetiming? I don't

0:39:12.400 --> 0:39:14.319
<v Speaker 3>have enough wife for that wi fi for that shit.

0:39:14.360 --> 0:39:16.399
<v Speaker 3>I don't have enough data, I don't have enough time.

0:39:16.440 --> 0:39:17.760
<v Speaker 3>I can't do it. You don't have enough manners.

0:39:17.800 --> 0:39:20.600
<v Speaker 2>Sydney's legs are open, there's a hole in her crotch

0:39:20.600 --> 0:39:23.520
<v Speaker 2>I can see. Okay, somebody else question a number does

0:39:23.960 --> 0:39:27.800
<v Speaker 2>Somebody said, this is a Hispanic person from Texas trying

0:39:27.840 --> 0:39:30.520
<v Speaker 2>to have a hot girl summer. But I'm not dating

0:39:30.560 --> 0:39:33.680
<v Speaker 2>and I'm not catching feels. But I am but a

0:39:33.719 --> 0:39:36.760
<v Speaker 2>free lunch I'm always down for. But he started catching

0:39:36.840 --> 0:39:40.799
<v Speaker 2>feelings after two lunches and I cannot He's nice and all,

0:39:40.840 --> 0:39:43.479
<v Speaker 2>but how do I curve him without being too harsh?

0:39:43.560 --> 0:39:47.640
<v Speaker 2>Because I still want these lunches? This is a question. Okay,

0:39:48.200 --> 0:39:51.080
<v Speaker 2>how do you tell somebody you don't really want them

0:39:51.360 --> 0:39:54.319
<v Speaker 2>without hurting them and they still take you to get food?

0:39:54.560 --> 0:39:56.520
<v Speaker 4>Sorry, it's impossible. That's not true.

0:39:56.560 --> 0:39:59.040
<v Speaker 2>Don't do that because I did it for years, remember

0:40:00.239 --> 0:40:05.319
<v Speaker 2>mm hmm, remember that, and it paid for every meal.

0:40:05.920 --> 0:40:08.440
<v Speaker 3>But I don't think he I think that he realized

0:40:08.440 --> 0:40:10.400
<v Speaker 3>that you guys were never gonna date.

0:40:10.360 --> 0:40:13.920
<v Speaker 2>Because I told him at the beginning, you gotta do

0:40:14.000 --> 0:40:14.840
<v Speaker 2>it at the beginning.

0:40:15.239 --> 0:40:16.080
<v Speaker 4>I don't remember what I.

0:40:16.000 --> 0:40:20.920
<v Speaker 2>Said to him, but I am a kind of harsh person,

0:40:21.160 --> 0:40:24.080
<v Speaker 2>so people are not surprised when I talk to them

0:40:24.160 --> 0:40:25.799
<v Speaker 2>a certain way. They're just like, oh, well, that's just.

0:40:25.800 --> 0:40:26.560
<v Speaker 4>Marie being Marie.

0:40:27.239 --> 0:40:29.600
<v Speaker 2>I feel like it's it's the language that you use.

0:40:29.680 --> 0:40:33.200
<v Speaker 2>You gotta hit him with. I feel like when you

0:40:33.200 --> 0:40:35.399
<v Speaker 2>put somebody in the friend zone, you do that by

0:40:35.640 --> 0:40:38.360
<v Speaker 2>talking about stuff that men don't expect you to say,

0:40:38.800 --> 0:40:42.719
<v Speaker 2>Like like you're sitting with him and you're talking and

0:40:42.719 --> 0:40:44.160
<v Speaker 2>you're like, oh, I went on this day with this

0:40:44.239 --> 0:40:47.560
<v Speaker 2>dude last night and this, this this happened, you know

0:40:47.600 --> 0:40:49.640
<v Speaker 2>what I mean. Tell him what you're doing with other

0:40:49.640 --> 0:40:52.760
<v Speaker 2>people and treat him like a friend. Make him realize, Oh.

0:40:53.200 --> 0:40:55.719
<v Speaker 1>Because she's gonna have to start paying for the bunches.

0:40:56.000 --> 0:40:58.600
<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean that's uh, that's a risk you have

0:40:58.640 --> 0:41:01.000
<v Speaker 2>to take. But that that she says that to him

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<v Speaker 2>at he gonna pay for that one?

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<v Speaker 4>Still?

0:41:02.640 --> 0:41:04.680
<v Speaker 1>I know? But also, why is she stopping at lunches?

0:41:04.680 --> 0:41:07.000
<v Speaker 1>I would go for the dinner? Dinners are more expensive.

0:41:07.000 --> 0:41:08.040
<v Speaker 1>Why is she not doing well?

0:41:08.040 --> 0:41:12.520
<v Speaker 2>Maybe they caught, Maybe they're colleagues and they work, they

0:41:12.520 --> 0:41:14.319
<v Speaker 2>get the same lunch break something I don't know.

0:41:14.440 --> 0:41:14.840
<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

0:41:14.920 --> 0:41:17.359
<v Speaker 3>Y'all always gotta stop being users, like you can't pay

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<v Speaker 3>for lunch?

0:41:17.840 --> 0:41:21.959
<v Speaker 1>Since I get you on I I don't.

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<v Speaker 4>You also took his breakfast. The audacity of you. I'm

0:41:25.239 --> 0:41:28.160
<v Speaker 4>just saying, though, like, how old are you? You can't afford lunch?

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<v Speaker 2>Now, I'm just at the time of my life that

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<v Speaker 2>I if I don't want to be next to you,

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<v Speaker 2>if I don't like you food, she can never be

0:41:35.239 --> 0:41:37.319
<v Speaker 2>that good to say that. She didn't let him. She's

0:41:37.360 --> 0:41:39.600
<v Speaker 2>not interested, she's not interested in it. He could very

0:41:39.640 --> 0:41:44.000
<v Speaker 2>well be a nice guy like I, sis, I does this.

0:41:44.120 --> 0:41:47.120
<v Speaker 2>I've been on plenty of date and plenty of lunch, dinner,

0:41:47.239 --> 0:41:49.240
<v Speaker 2>drink with somebody that I didn't give a damn about.

0:41:49.239 --> 0:41:51.760
<v Speaker 2>But I was like, the food cute, and something's gonna happen.

0:41:52.080 --> 0:41:53.840
<v Speaker 4>But do you do you do a repeat?

0:41:54.040 --> 0:41:57.360
<v Speaker 2>Is it like three I've done plenty of repeats.

0:41:57.600 --> 0:41:59.160
<v Speaker 4>I'm here for a round two and a round three.

0:41:59.280 --> 0:42:02.719
<v Speaker 2>That's why you and I'm okay, And I'm fine with that,

0:42:03.120 --> 0:42:05.480
<v Speaker 2>and I will continue to be into shield, but I

0:42:05.560 --> 0:42:06.359
<v Speaker 2>will also be fool.

0:42:06.480 --> 0:42:08.160
<v Speaker 4>That's merchin shit.

0:42:08.360 --> 0:42:08.799
<v Speaker 1>I love it.

0:42:08.840 --> 0:42:11.880
<v Speaker 4>But also I'll be full. You know, Yeah, but what

0:42:11.920 --> 0:42:13.640
<v Speaker 4>do you mean? It's twenty nineteen.

0:42:13.680 --> 0:42:15.640
<v Speaker 2>If a chick wants to let somebody pay for something,

0:42:15.719 --> 0:42:20.040
<v Speaker 2>let him pay, Let him pay. Bring enough money, don't

0:42:20.040 --> 0:42:22.560
<v Speaker 2>bring no cash, don't bring no money on you. Just

0:42:22.600 --> 0:42:24.600
<v Speaker 2>bring your phone. Make sure it's fully charged. Just think

0:42:24.600 --> 0:42:26.200
<v Speaker 2>case you gotta pay for that uber to high tail

0:42:26.239 --> 0:42:26.600
<v Speaker 2>it out of it.

0:42:27.120 --> 0:42:28.839
<v Speaker 3>She just want to let you know, y'all talking to

0:42:28.960 --> 0:42:33.919
<v Speaker 3>Marie who has like a fucking symmetrical stunning face. If

0:42:33.920 --> 0:42:36.680
<v Speaker 3>that's not your if that's not your vibe, I don't know.

0:42:36.800 --> 0:42:38.520
<v Speaker 3>I don't think anybody could just pull that off.

0:42:38.600 --> 0:42:38.880
<v Speaker 4>Marie.

0:42:39.040 --> 0:42:42.160
<v Speaker 3>Well, also, you're very charismatic, and even if somebody wasn't

0:42:42.160 --> 0:42:45.080
<v Speaker 3>looking at you, you can hold many of conversations at

0:42:45.080 --> 0:42:46.920
<v Speaker 3>the table and they feel like they're not getting robbed.

0:42:46.920 --> 0:42:51.560
<v Speaker 4>Well, the girl said this question. She's cute, cute, she

0:42:51.600 --> 0:42:53.279
<v Speaker 4>looks like some people should be out trying to date

0:42:53.320 --> 0:42:55.080
<v Speaker 4>her and she looks young. Let me look at her.

0:42:55.920 --> 0:43:01.840
<v Speaker 2>She looked like she like in her teens. C Yeah, girl,

0:43:02.080 --> 0:43:04.680
<v Speaker 2>you better laugh at his stupid ass jokes. Touch his hand,

0:43:04.719 --> 0:43:06.319
<v Speaker 2>but tell him about other dudes that you be with.

0:43:06.400 --> 0:43:09.000
<v Speaker 2>That's what you gotta do. You gotta be like ah

0:43:09.040 --> 0:43:11.080
<v Speaker 2>and then like gently touch his hand when he says

0:43:11.080 --> 0:43:13.120
<v Speaker 2>something stupid, and then you gotta be like you know what.

0:43:13.120 --> 0:43:15.400
<v Speaker 2>That reminds me of this guy Tyler that I went

0:43:15.440 --> 0:43:18.200
<v Speaker 2>out with on Thursday, Like, let him know that you're out.

0:43:18.040 --> 0:43:24.919
<v Speaker 4>Here, Marie, seize your class friend. Oh coach, ho coach,

0:43:24.960 --> 0:43:25.520
<v Speaker 4>oh coach?

0:43:26.600 --> 0:43:29.719
<v Speaker 3>Okay, another one. My friend recently had this exchange with

0:43:29.760 --> 0:43:34.640
<v Speaker 3>his neighbor. Their relationship has basically just been casual conversations

0:43:34.640 --> 0:43:37.839
<v Speaker 3>in passing. They have never hung up, they have never

0:43:37.920 --> 0:43:39.239
<v Speaker 3>hung out. How would you handle this?

0:43:39.320 --> 0:43:39.600
<v Speaker 4>Okay?

0:43:39.640 --> 0:43:42.600
<v Speaker 3>So this is the conversation she sent me the screenshot

0:43:43.080 --> 0:43:45.359
<v Speaker 3>of the fucking conversation. Y'all better come through with these

0:43:45.400 --> 0:43:49.080
<v Speaker 3>motherfucking receipts. Y'all giving me a storyline? I love I

0:43:49.239 --> 0:43:50.400
<v Speaker 3>stand Okay.

0:43:50.400 --> 0:43:52.560
<v Speaker 4>So here's guys, a beginning of middle and an end. Yes,

0:43:52.600 --> 0:43:55.160
<v Speaker 4>here's the conversation. Are you home?

0:43:55.640 --> 0:43:58.799
<v Speaker 3>Can I maybe crash your place tonight? My power just

0:43:58.840 --> 0:44:01.399
<v Speaker 3>turned off. I've been on a dispute with the kan

0:44:01.640 --> 0:44:04.760
<v Speaker 3>ed from my last apartment. It's going to be turned

0:44:04.760 --> 0:44:06.640
<v Speaker 3>back on tomorrow morning. But I won't be able to

0:44:06.640 --> 0:44:09.560
<v Speaker 3>sleep tonight with an AC. I won't be able to

0:44:09.600 --> 0:44:13.000
<v Speaker 3>sleep tonight with an AC or fan or anything. Okay, Okay,

0:44:13.040 --> 0:44:16.319
<v Speaker 3>So then her friend write, hey, sorry, I didn't have

0:44:16.360 --> 0:44:17.080
<v Speaker 3>my phone near me.

0:44:17.400 --> 0:44:20.279
<v Speaker 4>Lies. I just saw that call extra lies.

0:44:20.520 --> 0:44:24.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, my partner works nights and I work during the day,

0:44:24.719 --> 0:44:28.160
<v Speaker 3>so we're unable to have anyone stay the night, and

0:44:28.200 --> 0:44:30.440
<v Speaker 3>our dog have been having issues, so we're trying to

0:44:30.480 --> 0:44:34.880
<v Speaker 3>have her in a consistent environment. Sorry about that, Yoda

0:44:34.960 --> 0:44:35.400
<v Speaker 3>lies up.

0:44:39.280 --> 0:44:42.279
<v Speaker 2>They started a sentence with me, Well, my partner, in

0:44:42.280 --> 0:44:43.400
<v Speaker 2>case you didn't know.

0:44:43.440 --> 0:44:47.360
<v Speaker 3>These fables and fallacies y'all got going up. Tuna wouldn't

0:44:47.440 --> 0:44:50.239
<v Speaker 3>have to stay. I just have lupus and I have

0:44:50.320 --> 0:44:54.520
<v Speaker 3>to and I would flare up with this what okay is.

0:44:54.480 --> 0:44:56.040
<v Speaker 4>This Noma from America's Next Time?

0:44:56.040 --> 0:44:59.000
<v Speaker 3>Sorry, I'm sorry here, I understand, but we just unfortunately

0:44:59.000 --> 0:44:59.960
<v Speaker 3>cannot have anyone over.

0:45:00.200 --> 0:45:00.480
<v Speaker 4>Wow.

0:45:00.520 --> 0:45:04.080
<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, nigga, you like no like First of all,

0:45:04.120 --> 0:45:05.680
<v Speaker 2>we never hung out and you asked them to stay

0:45:05.680 --> 0:45:07.600
<v Speaker 2>in my apartment, that's a that's a no for me.

0:45:07.680 --> 0:45:07.919
<v Speaker 1>Dog.

0:45:08.280 --> 0:45:11.320
<v Speaker 4>Like my neighbors in my apartment they're not that nice.

0:45:11.120 --> 0:45:13.520
<v Speaker 3>Like they barely speak when I speak to them, and

0:45:13.520 --> 0:45:14.960
<v Speaker 3>the lady next door to me is a hoarder.

0:45:15.000 --> 0:45:16.479
<v Speaker 4>So I would never stay there. Yeah.

0:45:16.520 --> 0:45:19.600
<v Speaker 3>So it's just like, first of all, I have I

0:45:19.640 --> 0:45:22.120
<v Speaker 3>have a person that I'm living with, they not cool

0:45:22.120 --> 0:45:24.360
<v Speaker 3>with you staying. And then I have a dog that

0:45:24.440 --> 0:45:27.440
<v Speaker 3>got all these like issues. It's a hypochondria where the.

0:45:27.400 --> 0:45:28.239
<v Speaker 4>Dog is biting people.

0:45:28.320 --> 0:45:30.640
<v Speaker 2>Yes, So like if I'm hitting you with all these

0:45:30.960 --> 0:45:33.799
<v Speaker 2>these things that it sounds like lies, that means that's

0:45:33.840 --> 0:45:37.000
<v Speaker 2>a no. I think your friend handled it fine, but

0:45:37.040 --> 0:45:39.719
<v Speaker 2>the next thing it'd be like, no, dude, I just don't.

0:45:39.760 --> 0:45:41.640
<v Speaker 3>I'm not cool with you like that. I don't just

0:45:41.640 --> 0:45:44.480
<v Speaker 3>be having anybody stay in my place. I'm sorry.

0:45:44.840 --> 0:45:50.759
<v Speaker 2>Have you never seen uh Unsolved Mysteries or Snapped or

0:45:50.760 --> 0:45:52.080
<v Speaker 2>a Law and Order SVU episode?

0:45:52.160 --> 0:45:55.040
<v Speaker 4>People are insane. I don't know you.

0:45:55.120 --> 0:45:57.160
<v Speaker 2>The fact that we've never hung out and you messaging

0:45:57.200 --> 0:45:59.319
<v Speaker 2>me with a can I spend the night at your house?

0:45:59.320 --> 0:46:01.200
<v Speaker 4>Because I'm in a speak with condent. First of all,

0:46:01.239 --> 0:46:02.000
<v Speaker 4>too much information.

0:46:02.480 --> 0:46:03.960
<v Speaker 2>I know that you got bad credit now because you

0:46:04.040 --> 0:46:07.720
<v Speaker 2>haven't paid content one, but like, I'm just gonna assume

0:46:07.719 --> 0:46:10.959
<v Speaker 2>you don't have a single friend that you can contact. Yeah,

0:46:11.000 --> 0:46:14.239
<v Speaker 2>you don't have an aunt or another person that you're

0:46:14.280 --> 0:46:14.719
<v Speaker 2>close with.

0:46:14.800 --> 0:46:17.760
<v Speaker 4>You can't. Honestly, sis, yeah, I think you should.

0:46:17.880 --> 0:46:20.320
<v Speaker 2>Just I'd be like, jump on an app match with somebody,

0:46:20.400 --> 0:46:22.080
<v Speaker 2>spend the night day house that has a c you

0:46:22.160 --> 0:46:24.360
<v Speaker 2>think that's what that's. If I was the neighbor, I

0:46:24.400 --> 0:46:26.640
<v Speaker 2>would have responded like that, like you're just jump on

0:46:26.840 --> 0:46:28.879
<v Speaker 2>tender and go crash somebody house.

0:46:29.360 --> 0:46:32.359
<v Speaker 4>Got to see you'll powably on tomorrow, my partner, Not.

0:46:32.320 --> 0:46:33.960
<v Speaker 3>That sounds like a lot of work, because you gotta

0:46:34.120 --> 0:46:38.600
<v Speaker 3>you're like working to survive at someone's place, Like you

0:46:38.600 --> 0:46:40.600
<v Speaker 3>you have to put you have to lay it on

0:46:40.760 --> 0:46:44.080
<v Speaker 3>thick so that they feel comfortable enough with you don't

0:46:44.120 --> 0:46:45.080
<v Speaker 3>have to You don't have.

0:46:45.040 --> 0:46:49.399
<v Speaker 2>To lay anything on thick, like like if you're if

0:46:49.440 --> 0:46:52.200
<v Speaker 2>you're good at what you do, or you pretend to

0:46:52.200 --> 0:46:54.480
<v Speaker 2>fall asleep after you guys have sex, then they might

0:46:54.680 --> 0:46:55.240
<v Speaker 2>let you stay.

0:46:55.920 --> 0:46:58.640
<v Speaker 4>Honestly, just oh yeah, I've had a lung DREI is

0:46:58.680 --> 0:47:00.520
<v Speaker 4>that what you do? You'd be letting people stay over.

0:47:01.120 --> 0:47:05.719
<v Speaker 2>No sis when when I host, I'd be like, all right,

0:47:05.719 --> 0:47:10.360
<v Speaker 2>well see you next time. What time you got to

0:47:10.360 --> 0:47:14.040
<v Speaker 2>be up in the morning? Oh wow, you're working the

0:47:14.080 --> 0:47:16.200
<v Speaker 2>late shift. Well have I got an early call time?

0:47:16.320 --> 0:47:17.440
<v Speaker 2>So nikes?

0:47:19.239 --> 0:47:25.520
<v Speaker 3>Got wowsers? Okay, got another question? Hey, short one or

0:47:25.560 --> 0:47:28.480
<v Speaker 3>a long it's a short one. Hey from Canada. My

0:47:28.560 --> 0:47:31.480
<v Speaker 3>question is how to avoid clany guys? Love the podcast

0:47:31.600 --> 0:47:34.920
<v Speaker 3>y'all funny as fuck? How to avoid clanky guys? I

0:47:34.960 --> 0:47:39.239
<v Speaker 3>mean clanky people give you red flags up top. You know,

0:47:39.360 --> 0:47:43.200
<v Speaker 3>they say things like, oh my God, like you so much,

0:47:43.640 --> 0:47:47.120
<v Speaker 3>I'm having such a good time. Like they're very but

0:47:47.239 --> 0:47:49.200
<v Speaker 3>not boisterous about like their emotions.

0:47:49.239 --> 0:47:51.799
<v Speaker 2>But not cleaning people are vocal. Some people they just

0:47:51.880 --> 0:47:54.880
<v Speaker 2>have They show up and they're quietly there. And you, guys,

0:47:54.920 --> 0:47:57.799
<v Speaker 2>go from one bar or one party to the next,

0:47:57.800 --> 0:47:59.760
<v Speaker 2>and you turn around and that cleaning person just happens

0:47:59.800 --> 0:48:03.840
<v Speaker 2>to quietly be following y'all, like they're tagging along. That

0:48:04.000 --> 0:48:05.640
<v Speaker 2>you look behind you in the uber pool and they

0:48:05.719 --> 0:48:08.799
<v Speaker 2>in the pool with y'all. Like, some clinging people just

0:48:09.320 --> 0:48:13.160
<v Speaker 2>show up and don't leave. They're not always very vocal.

0:48:13.280 --> 0:48:16.600
<v Speaker 2>I think the best way to avoid a clinging guy, though,

0:48:16.760 --> 0:48:18.560
<v Speaker 2>is to be very clear with them about what you're

0:48:18.600 --> 0:48:20.759
<v Speaker 2>not about to do. Okay, Right, you just have to

0:48:20.760 --> 0:48:23.480
<v Speaker 2>be very like, hey, what's up? Okay? Or you know,

0:48:23.560 --> 0:48:25.480
<v Speaker 2>sometimes you see that one guy that you don't want

0:48:25.520 --> 0:48:27.480
<v Speaker 2>to hug, but every time he see you he wants

0:48:27.520 --> 0:48:27.920
<v Speaker 2>a hug.

0:48:28.239 --> 0:48:29.120
<v Speaker 4>You just got to hit him with that.

0:48:29.160 --> 0:48:31.000
<v Speaker 2>Actually, no, I don't want to I don't wanna hug,

0:48:31.120 --> 0:48:33.319
<v Speaker 2>say that I don't want to hug, or.

0:48:33.280 --> 0:48:35.640
<v Speaker 1>Just don't respond to the text. Right, if they're like

0:48:35.760 --> 0:48:38.160
<v Speaker 1>reaching out, why not just like ghosts them.

0:48:38.560 --> 0:48:41.400
<v Speaker 4>No, I'm tired of the ghosting people. Gotta grow up.

0:48:41.440 --> 0:48:45.040
<v Speaker 4>You have to say to say, nah, I'm not interested,

0:48:45.160 --> 0:48:46.239
<v Speaker 4>or exactly I'm good.

0:48:46.440 --> 0:48:48.680
<v Speaker 2>If you're trying to like be nice about it, then

0:48:48.840 --> 0:48:51.040
<v Speaker 2>not be like, oh I'm don't say I'm not good.

0:48:51.120 --> 0:48:53.280
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes, like the clinging people that they will like find

0:48:53.320 --> 0:48:55.239
<v Speaker 1>something in that response and then be like, oh my god,

0:48:55.320 --> 0:48:57.320
<v Speaker 1>let me try better, like this is my opportunity to

0:48:57.560 --> 0:48:58.080
<v Speaker 1>rymore a.

0:48:58.040 --> 0:49:00.880
<v Speaker 2>Million percent, which is why I'm saying. If you're listening

0:49:00.960 --> 0:49:02.879
<v Speaker 2>to what I'm saying, like, be very clear with them,

0:49:03.000 --> 0:49:05.319
<v Speaker 2>I'm not interested. This is not happening. Yeah, you cool,

0:49:05.400 --> 0:49:08.839
<v Speaker 2>don't touch me, like we like, if we're out and

0:49:08.880 --> 0:49:10.839
<v Speaker 2>I see you amongst the group of people, I'll say

0:49:10.840 --> 0:49:14.440
<v Speaker 2>hello to everybody, but know that we are not hanging out. Yeah, okay,

0:49:14.760 --> 0:49:16.640
<v Speaker 2>don't text me. You shouldn't. You don't have my phone number.

0:49:16.640 --> 0:49:19.480
<v Speaker 2>You shouldn't have my phone number in the first place. So, like,

0:49:19.680 --> 0:49:22.080
<v Speaker 2>I just think, when you see them, be clear. Because

0:49:22.080 --> 0:49:24.040
<v Speaker 2>when I was and I've told this story before, when

0:49:24.080 --> 0:49:26.280
<v Speaker 2>I was in high school, this guy that lived across

0:49:26.280 --> 0:49:28.440
<v Speaker 2>the street from me asked me out. And I didn't

0:49:28.440 --> 0:49:30.440
<v Speaker 2>know how to say no to people when I was

0:49:30.440 --> 0:49:31.759
<v Speaker 2>in high school, so I would just be.

0:49:31.800 --> 0:49:35.040
<v Speaker 4>Like, I'm not saying no, but I'm not saying yes

0:49:35.160 --> 0:49:37.720
<v Speaker 4>because I can't blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

0:49:37.760 --> 0:49:39.400
<v Speaker 4>And I said that to this dude.

0:49:39.480 --> 0:49:42.439
<v Speaker 2>And then a couple months later, my homegirl runs into

0:49:42.520 --> 0:49:45.719
<v Speaker 2>my class and she's like, Henry's telling everybody that y'all

0:49:45.800 --> 0:49:46.719
<v Speaker 2>dated what?

0:49:46.840 --> 0:49:47.719
<v Speaker 4>And I was like what?

0:49:47.920 --> 0:49:49.440
<v Speaker 2>And I went out in the hallway and he was

0:49:49.480 --> 0:49:52.279
<v Speaker 2>like screaming about it, and I was like, Henry, we

0:49:52.280 --> 0:49:54.400
<v Speaker 2>were never a couple, Like what are you talking about?

0:49:54.680 --> 0:49:57.080
<v Speaker 4>And he was like, yeah, yes, we were. You can't

0:49:57.080 --> 0:49:57.879
<v Speaker 4>deny our love.

0:49:57.920 --> 0:49:59.520
<v Speaker 2>And blah blah blah, and I was like, we never

0:49:59.600 --> 0:50:02.080
<v Speaker 2>hung out, we never went on no dates. My parents

0:50:02.080 --> 0:50:04.200
<v Speaker 2>don't even let me leave my yard, Like what are

0:50:04.239 --> 0:50:08.400
<v Speaker 2>you talking about? And he was screaming and I was like,

0:50:08.840 --> 0:50:10.479
<v Speaker 2>but that would happen to me all the time, because

0:50:10.480 --> 0:50:12.279
<v Speaker 2>people would ask me out that I did not like,

0:50:12.680 --> 0:50:14.719
<v Speaker 2>and I didn't want to be mean to them, so

0:50:14.800 --> 0:50:17.960
<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't say no, but I wouldn't say yes, and

0:50:18.000 --> 0:50:20.040
<v Speaker 2>they were like, oh, Marie likes me, She's just not

0:50:20.080 --> 0:50:22.040
<v Speaker 2>allowed to say that because she can't date.

0:50:22.760 --> 0:50:26.160
<v Speaker 4>And it was like, no, now as a grown ass person.

0:50:26.400 --> 0:50:29.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah you know my type, or hey, yeah you know

0:50:29.280 --> 0:50:31.319
<v Speaker 2>I'm dating a bunch of other people would never want

0:50:31.320 --> 0:50:33.600
<v Speaker 2>to see you naked, So thanks.

0:50:33.719 --> 0:50:36.040
<v Speaker 4>I think I want to expose something a little bit.

0:50:37.080 --> 0:50:42.720
<v Speaker 3>I think I'm a clingy person and or have clingy tendencies.

0:50:43.239 --> 0:50:48.279
<v Speaker 3>And the more standoutfice you are, the more I'm like intrigued.

0:50:49.040 --> 0:50:52.280
<v Speaker 4>That is also a thing that I've seen happen. Yes,

0:50:52.960 --> 0:50:56.239
<v Speaker 4>so it's hard to like.

0:50:57.840 --> 0:51:01.000
<v Speaker 3>I'm not saying I'm autistic and I don't know social

0:51:01.040 --> 0:51:05.040
<v Speaker 3>cues or whatever, but I'm just saying real clingy people,

0:51:05.320 --> 0:51:08.400
<v Speaker 3>even if you tell them I'm good, they're still like

0:51:09.040 --> 0:51:11.640
<v Speaker 3>but they'll try to weasel their way back in.

0:51:11.840 --> 0:51:14.680
<v Speaker 2>You'll try that's what you said, That's what Andre said.

0:51:15.440 --> 0:51:18.720
<v Speaker 2>But I again, and I agree with that too, because

0:51:19.080 --> 0:51:21.040
<v Speaker 2>the meaner I am to some people, the more they

0:51:21.080 --> 0:51:23.600
<v Speaker 2>want me to like them. Look at that and five

0:51:23.680 --> 0:51:28.080
<v Speaker 2>years later look at us together. Wow, five years later,

0:51:28.120 --> 0:51:31.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, Ah, my friend, it were.

0:51:32.520 --> 0:51:36.760
<v Speaker 3>We are besties out No I'm no you. I mean no, no, no,

0:51:36.680 --> 0:51:39.359
<v Speaker 3>you liked me from jump. It wasn't like I It's

0:51:39.360 --> 0:51:40.280
<v Speaker 3>that was different.

0:51:40.400 --> 0:51:42.919
<v Speaker 2>But I'm saying that there are people, and I'm agree

0:51:43.000 --> 0:51:44.719
<v Speaker 2>with both what both of y'all are saying. There are

0:51:44.719 --> 0:51:46.680
<v Speaker 2>people that when you shut them down, they want you

0:51:46.719 --> 0:51:48.640
<v Speaker 2>to or when they're you're mean to them, they want

0:51:48.680 --> 0:51:49.520
<v Speaker 2>you to like them more.

0:51:49.560 --> 0:51:52.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because you just desperately want to be liked by everyone.

0:51:52.719 --> 0:51:55.280
<v Speaker 2>That's so weird to me, because there's somebody. If somebody

0:51:55.520 --> 0:51:57.640
<v Speaker 2>doesn't say bless you when I sneeze, I'd be like, oh,

0:51:57.680 --> 0:52:00.600
<v Speaker 2>I hate her. She heard me sneeze, didn't they bless you?

0:52:00.680 --> 0:52:02.759
<v Speaker 2>She's dead to me, And then I'll hate that person

0:52:02.800 --> 0:52:04.040
<v Speaker 2>forever and not even remember.

0:52:03.760 --> 0:52:05.000
<v Speaker 1>Why I hate them.

0:52:05.080 --> 0:52:08.640
<v Speaker 4>And the opposite of view, I do want to be accepted.

0:52:09.040 --> 0:52:09.640
<v Speaker 4>It sucks.

0:52:09.760 --> 0:52:14.640
<v Speaker 3>It's stupid because the things that people accept. At the

0:52:14.719 --> 0:52:17.359
<v Speaker 3>end of the day, you start questioning. You're like, if

0:52:17.400 --> 0:52:18.799
<v Speaker 3>all these people are liking.

0:52:18.560 --> 0:52:21.360
<v Speaker 4>It, it might not be good. What are you talking about?

0:52:22.280 --> 0:52:24.880
<v Speaker 3>Just like you want to be accepted, and it's just like,

0:52:24.880 --> 0:52:27.040
<v Speaker 3>why do you want to be accepted by these masses?

0:52:27.080 --> 0:52:28.920
<v Speaker 4>Like sometimes they don't even have good tastes?

0:52:30.000 --> 0:52:33.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but like I think that, like human beings are

0:52:33.960 --> 0:52:36.719
<v Speaker 2>we are social creatures, right. You want people to like us,

0:52:36.719 --> 0:52:38.799
<v Speaker 2>and you want to be liked, so you just do

0:52:38.800 --> 0:52:40.799
<v Speaker 2>what everybody else are doing. The people who are out

0:52:40.840 --> 0:52:43.600
<v Speaker 2>here sending trends and shaving their head and stuff. Those

0:52:43.640 --> 0:52:45.880
<v Speaker 2>people do what they want and those are the people

0:52:45.920 --> 0:52:48.960
<v Speaker 2>that are getting followed by clinging people. So I don't

0:52:49.000 --> 0:52:50.920
<v Speaker 2>remember what the question was, but okay, feel like I

0:52:50.920 --> 0:52:51.400
<v Speaker 2>answered it.

0:52:52.239 --> 0:52:55.840
<v Speaker 4>Drag me but also uplift yourself? Got it? You raise me?

0:52:58.560 --> 0:53:00.440
<v Speaker 2>No, what was the question that you? Oh, you said,

0:53:00.440 --> 0:53:01.759
<v Speaker 2>why do we do that? Why do we want to

0:53:01.800 --> 0:53:04.800
<v Speaker 2>be Why do we want to follow the masses? Because

0:53:04.800 --> 0:53:07.760
<v Speaker 2>people don't want to stand out. People want to be normal,

0:53:07.880 --> 0:53:09.719
<v Speaker 2>that's it. They don't want to stand out. They want

0:53:09.719 --> 0:53:12.320
<v Speaker 2>to be normal. So if everybody else is doing it

0:53:12.320 --> 0:53:14.120
<v Speaker 2>and everybody else likes it, you like it too.

0:53:14.560 --> 0:53:16.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but I don't want to get be normal because

0:53:16.400 --> 0:53:18.960
<v Speaker 3>that's boring. You get tired of yeah.

0:53:18.800 --> 0:53:22.960
<v Speaker 4>Sidney exactly, and then those people turn into Rihanna. You know.

0:53:23.880 --> 0:53:28.520
<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, I hope the Navy comes up after your hardcore.

0:53:28.640 --> 0:53:31.080
<v Speaker 4>What are you talking about. I'm saying she's a trendset up.

0:53:31.239 --> 0:53:35.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh She's not somebody that is like, people follow everything

0:53:35.480 --> 0:53:39.280
<v Speaker 2>Rihanna does. People follow everything Beyonce does, even if it's wrong.

0:53:39.880 --> 0:53:42.600
<v Speaker 2>She'd be overlning her lips with her lipstick and it

0:53:42.760 --> 0:53:45.600
<v Speaker 2>always does And I was just like, did she get

0:53:45.640 --> 0:53:49.959
<v Speaker 2>her lips done? It always looks bad and people are like, yes, Queen,

0:53:50.040 --> 0:53:52.800
<v Speaker 2>you better serve them lips.

0:53:52.840 --> 0:53:56.919
<v Speaker 4>But I think she I think she got her lips done.

0:53:56.920 --> 0:53:58.360
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if she did or she didn't. I

0:53:58.400 --> 0:54:00.359
<v Speaker 2>know that her lipstick is never on her her lips.

0:54:00.400 --> 0:54:03.440
<v Speaker 2>It's always above her lip line. Yeah, and I'd be like,

0:54:03.520 --> 0:54:04.239
<v Speaker 2>who the.

0:54:04.520 --> 0:54:06.480
<v Speaker 4>Is she doing her lifts herself? I think she got

0:54:06.520 --> 0:54:09.479
<v Speaker 4>some shit like enhanced. I'm not even gonna lie. Well,

0:54:09.520 --> 0:54:12.200
<v Speaker 4>it looks bad. I said it. I'm on the record

0:54:12.200 --> 0:54:14.120
<v Speaker 4>to say it. I mean listen.

0:54:14.160 --> 0:54:17.440
<v Speaker 2>You don't even have to hold back, cause these fans

0:54:17.680 --> 0:54:18.280
<v Speaker 2>they fickle.

0:54:18.560 --> 0:54:21.319
<v Speaker 4>They come and go. One minute, they're like, I'll shoot you,

0:54:21.360 --> 0:54:23.800
<v Speaker 4>I'll kill you say anything about my fucking Beyonce.

0:54:24.280 --> 0:54:26.279
<v Speaker 3>And then she comes out and does some stupid shit

0:54:26.320 --> 0:54:28.200
<v Speaker 3>on her track and they're like, ah, she's problematic.

0:54:28.239 --> 0:54:28.640
<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

0:54:28.840 --> 0:54:32.160
<v Speaker 2>No people, true Beyonce fans will never say that she

0:54:32.320 --> 0:54:37.480
<v Speaker 2>does anything wrong. She stole that whole visual album, music video,

0:54:37.560 --> 0:54:41.680
<v Speaker 2>whatever and from those African folks, and people are like, yeah,

0:54:41.840 --> 0:54:44.360
<v Speaker 2>she didn't steal that. Beyonce has been doing these moves

0:54:44.480 --> 0:54:47.120
<v Speaker 2>and giving us this choreo for years, and they like

0:54:47.600 --> 0:54:50.239
<v Speaker 2>went through all her videos and picked stuff out to

0:54:50.400 --> 0:54:54.120
<v Speaker 2>like show she'd already done it before. They make excuses.

0:54:54.160 --> 0:54:56.440
<v Speaker 2>Once you have fans and people decide they like you,

0:54:56.520 --> 0:54:58.719
<v Speaker 2>they will like anything and everything that you do.

0:54:58.880 --> 0:55:00.719
<v Speaker 4>Well, that's what the fuck I want. Okay, if you

0:55:00.760 --> 0:55:03.240
<v Speaker 4>listen to the Unofficial Expert and you don't eat.

0:55:03.080 --> 0:55:07.920
<v Speaker 2>Sleep Ship ho this fucking podcast, leave leave now.

0:55:08.440 --> 0:55:09.560
<v Speaker 4>I just want oh yo.

0:55:09.640 --> 0:55:12.560
<v Speaker 3>When I saw you guys putting the palm trees underneath,

0:55:13.640 --> 0:55:14.760
<v Speaker 3>I was like, yell, are insane?

0:55:16.400 --> 0:55:18.799
<v Speaker 4>I said, y'all have absolutely lost your damn mind.

0:55:19.000 --> 0:55:22.879
<v Speaker 3>Yes, Beyonce, I mean be Jhon say John Say you're

0:55:23.000 --> 0:55:25.160
<v Speaker 3>tagging him and tagging us and I was like, well,

0:55:25.200 --> 0:55:27.440
<v Speaker 3>they have no damns and no qualms.

0:55:27.560 --> 0:55:28.520
<v Speaker 4>I love it. I love that.

0:55:28.840 --> 0:55:30.799
<v Speaker 2>Who do we want to put palm trees under their

0:55:30.800 --> 0:55:31.879
<v Speaker 2>photo this this week?

0:55:32.600 --> 0:55:34.440
<v Speaker 4>Who do we need to throw some shade at? Who

0:55:34.480 --> 0:55:38.520
<v Speaker 4>do I have problems with? What do I have problems with? Honestly,

0:55:38.560 --> 0:55:39.840
<v Speaker 4>I can't think of anybody, Andrew.

0:55:39.880 --> 0:55:42.000
<v Speaker 2>Is anybody that's bothering you or somebody who ghosted you,

0:55:42.080 --> 0:55:47.640
<v Speaker 2>or somebody who gave you everybody? We're not doing that. Oh,

0:55:47.680 --> 0:55:49.919
<v Speaker 2>you have to stop you you're no longer cond talk

0:55:49.920 --> 0:55:51.000
<v Speaker 2>on the pot about your business.

0:55:51.080 --> 0:55:53.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, that's just we're not We're not going to

0:55:53.800 --> 0:55:55.000
<v Speaker 1>go to his profile.

0:55:55.680 --> 0:55:59.120
<v Speaker 3>Oh we can talk. You just don't want to with

0:55:59.239 --> 0:55:59.880
<v Speaker 3>the palm trees.

0:56:00.120 --> 0:56:01.879
<v Speaker 4>Okay, Well tell us what happened and then we'll we'll

0:56:01.920 --> 0:56:02.760
<v Speaker 4>wrap up the episode.

0:56:02.760 --> 0:56:05.640
<v Speaker 1>Did you guys know we're not talking about it? It's okay.

0:56:06.040 --> 0:56:07.359
<v Speaker 4>So you are such a whore?

0:56:07.480 --> 0:56:09.640
<v Speaker 3>I will so, Andrew, what's the point of being on

0:56:09.640 --> 0:56:11.160
<v Speaker 3>the podcast if you can't put.

0:56:11.040 --> 0:56:12.200
<v Speaker 4>Your microphone down? Yeah?

0:56:12.480 --> 0:56:13.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Okay.

0:56:13.680 --> 0:56:15.440
<v Speaker 4>Also, you're eating a bagel and we also said that

0:56:15.480 --> 0:56:16.759
<v Speaker 4>we didn't do this in a microphone.

0:56:16.840 --> 0:56:21.279
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, I literally no, I can't tell you. No, I

0:56:21.360 --> 0:56:23.040
<v Speaker 1>had sex with someone off the street.

0:56:26.640 --> 0:56:29.200
<v Speaker 4>You went sex on the street. Hold on, you met

0:56:29.239 --> 0:56:30.200
<v Speaker 4>someone on the street.

0:56:30.280 --> 0:56:32.840
<v Speaker 1>I left a bar and it was like two o'clock

0:56:32.840 --> 0:56:33.320
<v Speaker 1>in the morning.

0:56:33.440 --> 0:56:36.600
<v Speaker 4>You were drunk. It's not you, it's not your fault.

0:56:36.600 --> 0:56:37.120
<v Speaker 4>You're victim.

0:56:37.440 --> 0:56:40.600
<v Speaker 1>And there is the sky uh that you've that you've

0:56:40.600 --> 0:56:41.360
<v Speaker 1>seen around before.

0:56:41.520 --> 0:56:44.120
<v Speaker 4>No, No, it's a strange of danger.

0:56:44.320 --> 0:56:44.920
<v Speaker 1>It's bad.

0:56:46.280 --> 0:56:47.279
<v Speaker 4>This was a man.

0:56:47.360 --> 0:56:50.759
<v Speaker 1>It was like, literally, what was I thinking inviting this

0:56:50.840 --> 0:56:52.160
<v Speaker 1>man into.

0:56:51.960 --> 0:56:53.640
<v Speaker 4>My back to your place in Chelsea?

0:56:53.680 --> 0:56:57.000
<v Speaker 2>I was literally, I know, listen, the person that you

0:56:57.080 --> 0:56:59.279
<v Speaker 2>had sex with, that you met on the street was

0:56:59.320 --> 0:57:01.560
<v Speaker 2>only wandering around because they was having a dispute with

0:57:01.640 --> 0:57:04.600
<v Speaker 2>khand and they.

0:57:05.200 --> 0:57:06.719
<v Speaker 1>I know truly that.

0:57:06.840 --> 0:57:09.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, or it could be a psycho fan that listens

0:57:09.560 --> 0:57:11.279
<v Speaker 3>to the podcast that was following you.

0:57:11.400 --> 0:57:11.600
<v Speaker 1>Okay.

0:57:11.680 --> 0:57:11.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:57:11.880 --> 0:57:13.479
<v Speaker 1>I was like really back and forth with it because

0:57:13.480 --> 0:57:15.520
<v Speaker 1>I was like, okay, this guy, but he mentioned that

0:57:15.560 --> 0:57:17.280
<v Speaker 1>he's traveling for work next week.

0:57:17.720 --> 0:57:20.200
<v Speaker 4>Lies he ain't got no job. No, I don't know

0:57:20.280 --> 0:57:22.160
<v Speaker 4>that where Okay, what did he look like? Who would

0:57:22.160 --> 0:57:25.600
<v Speaker 4>play him in a movie? My God, he's short or tall?

0:57:25.840 --> 0:57:30.520
<v Speaker 1>He was, uh, maybe like a five to ten okay,

0:57:30.920 --> 0:57:33.240
<v Speaker 1>slim black guy.

0:57:33.440 --> 0:57:36.360
<v Speaker 2>So you have a type, Andrew, Yes, you you just

0:57:36.440 --> 0:57:38.280
<v Speaker 2>it just took you this long to realize.

0:57:38.800 --> 0:57:40.480
<v Speaker 4>You just noticed what Andrews type is.

0:57:41.640 --> 0:57:41.960
<v Speaker 1>Just now.

0:57:42.080 --> 0:57:42.920
<v Speaker 4>I just noticed.

0:57:43.840 --> 0:57:45.640
<v Speaker 1>This is the revelation I will.

0:57:45.480 --> 0:57:47.160
<v Speaker 2>Say, when you when you said, you said with somebody

0:57:47.160 --> 0:57:48.720
<v Speaker 2>from the street. In my mind, I was like it

0:57:48.760 --> 0:57:50.320
<v Speaker 2>was a white man, but it was a black guy.

0:57:50.400 --> 0:57:51.200
<v Speaker 4>That's what I thought.

0:57:51.320 --> 0:57:53.480
<v Speaker 2>I literally, I was like, you know theyretty homeless. You

0:57:53.520 --> 0:57:55.840
<v Speaker 2>know those stray dogs out there is somebody that was

0:57:55.840 --> 0:57:57.960
<v Speaker 2>out there feeding pigeons. Yeah, he got locked out of

0:57:57.960 --> 0:57:58.400
<v Speaker 2>his house.

0:58:00.320 --> 0:58:02.840
<v Speaker 1>No, but it was it was good. It was good good.

0:58:02.880 --> 0:58:03.840
<v Speaker 4>And you didn't get murdered.

0:58:03.880 --> 0:58:06.240
<v Speaker 1>So I didn't get murdered. You probably stole some of

0:58:06.280 --> 0:58:10.840
<v Speaker 1>you is something. Yeah. Also, yeah, he left he left

0:58:10.920 --> 0:58:18.280
<v Speaker 1>the used condom on the sink, kitchen sink or the

0:58:18.320 --> 0:58:21.520
<v Speaker 1>bathroom the bathroom sink. That's gross.

0:58:21.720 --> 0:58:23.120
<v Speaker 4>You have a trash can in your.

0:58:23.040 --> 0:58:24.920
<v Speaker 1>Bath I have a trash can in my bathroom.

0:58:25.240 --> 0:58:27.400
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, don't try to act like, oh, yes,

0:58:27.440 --> 0:58:30.240
<v Speaker 2>I do, like you have standards, but.

0:58:30.160 --> 0:58:32.280
<v Speaker 1>It was crazy. I was. I was so I was

0:58:32.480 --> 0:58:35.160
<v Speaker 1>just invited this complete stranger into my house and then.

0:58:35.440 --> 0:58:40.240
<v Speaker 4>And then into your house. And what were you drinking?

0:58:40.760 --> 0:58:42.320
<v Speaker 1>Uh? Just wine?

0:58:42.600 --> 0:58:43.680
<v Speaker 4>How many drinks did you have?

0:58:49.320 --> 0:58:50.320
<v Speaker 1>That's all it takes.

0:58:50.640 --> 0:58:52.880
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Wait, Andrew, do you think you're a sex aholic?

0:58:53.560 --> 0:58:55.800
<v Speaker 1>After that moment, I was like, yeah, I think you're

0:58:55.840 --> 0:58:57.240
<v Speaker 1>a little. Okay, I'm not.

0:58:57.560 --> 0:59:01.560
<v Speaker 2>No, Okay, So what's the record of days that you've

0:59:01.560 --> 0:59:02.560
<v Speaker 2>gone without having sex?

0:59:04.240 --> 0:59:08.240
<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's hard to say because I was in a

0:59:08.240 --> 0:59:11.520
<v Speaker 1>relationship for five years. In the last year of the relationship,

0:59:11.560 --> 0:59:12.480
<v Speaker 1>he didn't have sex ones.

0:59:12.560 --> 0:59:17.400
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So last year Yeah, okay, So you're having a reawakening,

0:59:17.800 --> 0:59:20.360
<v Speaker 2>I guess. So yeah, okay, so it's different. You've been

0:59:20.360 --> 0:59:23.120
<v Speaker 2>through some trauma, so you're a survivor.

0:59:24.800 --> 0:59:26.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to give up you.

0:59:26.400 --> 0:59:27.480
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you're not gonna give up you.

0:59:27.560 --> 0:59:30.040
<v Speaker 2>So how far from your house was this bar that

0:59:30.080 --> 0:59:31.320
<v Speaker 2>you walked the street?

0:59:31.360 --> 0:59:35.000
<v Speaker 1>Okay? So the bar was two blocks north and.

0:59:36.760 --> 0:59:39.280
<v Speaker 2>It was right around the corner. You literally had slides

0:59:39.320 --> 0:59:40.000
<v Speaker 2>on and you're like.

0:59:42.720 --> 0:59:43.160
<v Speaker 4>Night cap.

0:59:43.560 --> 0:59:45.560
<v Speaker 1>I left and I was walking to go get pizza,

0:59:45.600 --> 0:59:46.560
<v Speaker 1>and then he just.

0:59:46.520 --> 0:59:52.120
<v Speaker 2>Like yeah, that's the title of the bottom pan out

0:59:52.200 --> 0:59:53.000
<v Speaker 2>went up for pizza.

0:59:53.280 --> 0:59:54.720
<v Speaker 1>Penis is dead too long.

0:59:56.200 --> 1:00:00.160
<v Speaker 2>Just Penis bagels like pizza bagels, Penis bagels.

0:59:59.800 --> 1:00:01.600
<v Speaker 4>So Stino's pizza Penis grows.

1:00:01.880 --> 1:00:05.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, when pizzas on a mango, you get happiness.

1:00:05.680 --> 1:00:14.480
<v Speaker 6>And Andrew, thank you so much for sharing your message

1:00:14.920 --> 1:00:16.240
<v Speaker 6>in the last four minutes.

1:00:16.320 --> 1:00:18.960
<v Speaker 4>Yo, what do you Kobe Bryant like? That was?

1:00:19.080 --> 1:00:21.480
<v Speaker 2>That was the move of the year, right, But you

1:00:21.520 --> 1:00:23.400
<v Speaker 2>know he could have had sex with Kobe Bryant that

1:00:23.480 --> 1:00:27.320
<v Speaker 2>night if Kobe was that homeless man.

1:00:27.360 --> 1:00:28.439
<v Speaker 4>Andrew, when did he leave?

1:00:29.440 --> 1:00:29.560
<v Speaker 2>Uh?

1:00:29.680 --> 1:00:31.600
<v Speaker 1>What do you mean, like when like a time like

1:00:31.720 --> 1:00:32.240
<v Speaker 1>time frame?

1:00:32.320 --> 1:00:33.919
<v Speaker 4>How did he say? How late?

1:00:34.160 --> 1:00:34.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

1:00:34.400 --> 1:00:36.480
<v Speaker 1>No, it was like and see, I don't know if

1:00:36.480 --> 1:00:38.320
<v Speaker 1>I fully believe him either, because he said that he

1:00:38.360 --> 1:00:39.920
<v Speaker 1>was going to meet his friends out of the bar,

1:00:39.960 --> 1:00:41.919
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, it is literally like two thirty

1:00:41.920 --> 1:00:45.200
<v Speaker 1>in the morning. Why are you showing up this late?

1:00:45.360 --> 1:00:50.200
<v Speaker 2>You were way to get pizza the bar?

1:00:50.400 --> 1:00:53.760
<v Speaker 4>Okay, it's New York City stuff. He was on after Afties. Yeah,

1:00:54.200 --> 1:00:55.200
<v Speaker 4>it wasn't like four o'clock.

1:00:55.440 --> 1:00:59.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, because like there are during the weekend. Uh,

1:01:00.120 --> 1:01:02.760
<v Speaker 1>there's just guys in the neighborhood that are cruising. They

1:01:02.800 --> 1:01:03.640
<v Speaker 1>truly are cruising.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, they from like New Jersey, they leave their families

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<v Speaker 4>back to He.

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<v Speaker 1>Knew what he was doing the coldest. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>because he had a backpack as well.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know. He was a magamon. He was a runaway,

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<v Speaker 4>Yes he was. He was. But it was like you

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<v Speaker 4>got god, Andrew. He probably took some of your mayo.

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<v Speaker 4>He probably took your soy.

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<v Speaker 1>Mayo.

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<v Speaker 4>You know he was in there rifling through them, cabiness.

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<v Speaker 4>Did he put that condom on the counter? Forgot about it?

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<v Speaker 1>I used? I used the bathroom afterwards, and I was

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<v Speaker 1>so afraid to close the door, so I literally just

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<v Speaker 1>left the door open as I was peeing, and he

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<v Speaker 1>just like had to watch me because I was too afraid.

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<v Speaker 2>To let me let me hold on. Andrew, you are

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<v Speaker 2>people who are listening to this right now. If you're

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<v Speaker 2>afraid of the person that you bang it. No, No,

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<v Speaker 2>he did it right though, Andrew, and I almost died,

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<v Speaker 2>but worth it. No, it was was the die on

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<v Speaker 2>the dick, that's merch. Die on the dick, that's we're

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<v Speaker 2>going to get graphic. Uh, Prince Andrew, Let's see how

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<v Speaker 2>long you can go without dick now starting stop.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not playing, We're playing the game.

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<v Speaker 4>Playing let's do it?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you playing this game too?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm getting dicked tonight because you know, I gotta get balled,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, because I got Wait.

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<v Speaker 4>What time are you going to say?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you covering this strip club?

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<v Speaker 1>Or no?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, what time you're going to the street club? After ten?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>I can get Dick before ten. I can get like

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<v Speaker 2>lunch dick, brunch, brunch dick. Okay, Andrew, please be safe

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<v Speaker 2>out there.

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<v Speaker 4>I dare you to do a week without Dick. I

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<v Speaker 4>can do. I did a week without Dick literally last week,

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<v Speaker 4>two weeks ago. Andrew, please be careful. Need to drop

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<v Speaker 4>a pan boo for us. But he was going to

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<v Speaker 4>you and he was at home. It would have happened

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<v Speaker 4>at his house. I don't know. Can you just let

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<v Speaker 4>us know, because if anything happens to you, the pot

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<v Speaker 4>is over.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, we'll probably we'll go dark. We'll go dark

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<v Speaker 2>for we go dark for a week. We'll try the

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<v Speaker 2>lights off like broad memory.

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<v Speaker 4>Andrew, you are rock star?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you?

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<v Speaker 4>And your nipples always a pleasure? Marie? Yo, baldass head.

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<v Speaker 4>I love it.

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<v Speaker 3>Literally, I want to donate all the coins to you.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I'm gonna start a GoFundMe.

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<v Speaker 2>My mom was like, did you take your hair with

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<v Speaker 2>you when you left the barbershop? And I was like no,

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<v Speaker 2>and she was like they're gonna take that and clean

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<v Speaker 2>it and make wigs. And I was like, I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>even want that hair. Nobody wants that hair. And she

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<v Speaker 2>was like, you're dumb anyway, footed all of me coming

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<v Speaker 2>out that's merch.

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<v Speaker 3>questions and your dilemmas.

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<v Speaker 3>weekend last weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, let's stay again, Stay blessed, Stay blessed, my friend

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