Speaker 1: Forever.
Speaker 2: Hey, hellove friends.
Speaker 3: Wow, we're in the studio and it's fucking hot. And
Speaker 3: I'm not talking about temperature. I'm talking about Marie cut
Speaker 3: her damn hair. She is bald and so hot.
Speaker 4: She's bald and the beautiful, bald and the reckless. I
Speaker 4: love it. I'm overwhelmed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're doing a lot. I am I any for
Speaker 2: you to calm down. I'm just giving you the energy
Speaker 2: that you knew I was gonna give you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I.
Speaker 2: Spoke you on the phone yesterday and you gave me
Speaker 2: this energy already, So I feel.
Speaker 4: Like I'm over it. Really. And also, when this.
Speaker 2: Episode comes out, it's gonna have been two weeks, it's
Speaker 2: gonna have been two weeks, So you don't want I
Speaker 2: need you to give me two weeks from now energy.
Speaker 4: So you don't want this two weeks from now energy. Marie,
Speaker 4: you get attention every day. Is this too much, Sidney?
Speaker 4: You're too much? You Sidney Elizabeth Washington is too much?
Speaker 5: Why?
Speaker 2: I don't know why? It feels like a lot.
Speaker 4: Do you think I'm really turned on? No? I just
Speaker 4: think that you need to stop screaming.
Speaker 2: She's just complimenting you. I don't understand. Thank you to
Speaker 2: the compliment. I don't need more compliments from the same
Speaker 2: person about.
Speaker 4: The same thing.
Speaker 2: I like your arms, Sidney. I'm about to call Adrian
Speaker 2: right now and tell her to come.
Speaker 4: Pick you up.
Speaker 2: You look sexy, bitch, Come get your friendsis.
Speaker 4: Can you also not try my cute little MAKEU wish?
Speaker 4: Right over there? Girl? I will leave, I will leave,
Speaker 4: I will get up and go. Okay, I'm not going
Speaker 4: to say anything. You talk right.
Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to this week's episode. If you're listening
Speaker 2: to it now. Today is the day after I shaved
Speaker 2: my head, so that's why she's excited.
Speaker 4: Uh but uh, you know I'm out here.
Speaker 2: I washed my hair in the shower for the first
Speaker 2: time last night and it was almost or gasmic.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, hair is canceled, like I will
Speaker 4: never have hair. It was beautiful.
Speaker 2: And then I shaved all of the hair on my
Speaker 2: body so I could be fully bald. That's what I
Speaker 2: did last night. And she is so aerodynamic now.
Speaker 4: So the cat is bald to the you know what
Speaker 4: the cat got like whiskers? I got a little strip. Okay, hmm,
Speaker 4: I'll do the strip. So how do you do that
Speaker 4: do you near it or do you raise.
Speaker 1: Her?
Speaker 3: But like, I don't really have a lot of like
Speaker 3: thick hair down here. If you could tell about my edges,
Speaker 3: that's exactly how my cat.
Speaker 2: Is is hungry. Look your your pussy looks like Jennifer
Speaker 2: Hudson and the cat's ah, whoa are we even friends?
Speaker 2: Jennifer Hudson looks like an Ashley homeless cat.
Speaker 3: It's so it's so problematic. It's racist and homophobic.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it was so funny. And Taylor Swift
Speaker 4: is in.
Speaker 1: The movie, yes, yes, but kid.
Speaker 2: Kid Rock is upset about it or something. Why I
Speaker 2: know he tweeted that something about her.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: He tweeted some mess about her, uh being a doorknob
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Woty feel bad about Taylor Smith? But the movie looks terrible.
Speaker 4: So you bawled all the way. Did you shave your
Speaker 4: your crack? Two? No, I don't know how to shave
Speaker 4: my crack. I don't know how to do that. Good,
Speaker 4: don't ever start. How do you do that?
Speaker 3: Well, we were still supposed to get this Brazilian wax
Speaker 3: and we haven't.
Speaker 4: This is true.
Speaker 2: Well, I feel like I gotta let some hair go
Speaker 2: back and then we'll go go Okay, I mean you
Speaker 2: want to stripsy?
Speaker 4: Where are you going? Oh?
Speaker 2: You just want to get your ass wax than you're
Speaker 2: using me as an excuse.
Speaker 3: But also we need to be doing more like simple
Speaker 3: life type things anyway, simple life, Yeah, like Paris and Hilton.
Speaker 2: I'm so on brand, baby, classic Sydney, Sydney.
Speaker 4: How are you doing this week? What's going on? Baby?
Speaker 4: I'm good.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna say this. The podcast is canceled. I
Speaker 3: can no longer say. It's just like every time I
Speaker 3: meet somebody that I don't want to listen to the podcast,
Speaker 3: they listen fucking listen, and it's just like, why are
Speaker 3: you doing this to yourself?
Speaker 4: If you want to know about me, just talk to
Speaker 4: me personally. Yeah, but people and and y'all will listen
Speaker 4: to this right now.
Speaker 2: And I feel like y'all can probably y'all know this
Speaker 2: more than anybody else. But people listen to this podcast
Speaker 2: and they think, oh my god, I listen to these
Speaker 2: girls every week for an hour. I know them right there.
Speaker 2: We say stuff on here that we forget that we
Speaker 2: said something.
Speaker 4: Everything is a lie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I haven't even I don't even have
Speaker 2: a passport and I've never left the country. You pray, baby,
Speaker 2: no one's eating, and all I do is pray.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Good Christian gay love Christian gay, that's what you are.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much, because good is not the word.
Speaker 4: But uh yeah, same thing.
Speaker 2: People that I don't want to find the podcast, People
Speaker 2: that like I'll go out on a date with or
Speaker 2: a hook up with, or be like, oh you know this,
Speaker 2: he could join the whotation. We'll find the podcast and listen,
Speaker 2: and then I can't. Then I can't talk about them.
Speaker 2: I'm not an evil person, but like, why are y'all
Speaker 2: listening to what we're talking about?
Speaker 1: Go away?
Speaker 4: Leave this podcast.
Speaker 2: For the people who live in Alaska and Arizona and
Speaker 2: New Jersey.
Speaker 4: They deserve this. This is for them. This is for people.
Speaker 4: For them. If you know me, stop listening to me.
Speaker 4: At work.
Speaker 3: People have been sliding in my dms and because I
Speaker 3: said like, hit me up, But the people who are
Speaker 3: hitting me up, it's like.
Speaker 4: Wait, what you mean you said to hit you up?
Speaker 3: Because remember I was just like, oh, you know, I'm
Speaker 3: in this open relationship.
Speaker 4: I'm looking for a slim buch hit me up and
Speaker 4: slim butch and everything. But a slim butch is sliding
Speaker 4: in my deal.
Speaker 2: So fin fems No men, thick stop it.
Speaker 4: It's not funny. No, don't my time.
Speaker 2: I feel like we only have six straight male listeners.
Speaker 4: There's other straight men listening. Oh, it's the e Prey
Speaker 4: Ho episode the influx.
Speaker 2: Yes see, And that's the other thing that E Prey
Speaker 2: whole episode was for us. What are y'all doing it?
Speaker 2: I'm lowering my voice because I don't need people in
Speaker 2: my business like what's happening. We were supposed to enjoy
Speaker 2: that episode together, and then you were supposed to tell
Speaker 2: people about the past the next episode.
Speaker 4: Of the podcast. Yeah, don't all go to Eat Prey
Speaker 4: Ho because okay.
Speaker 2: Also, people have been messaging me since that episode, and
Speaker 2: everybody who listens to the podcast is a whole now
Speaker 2: they all insist.
Speaker 4: I mean, they were hoes anyway, but.
Speaker 2: Now when they're being a hoe, they say, eat prey
Speaker 2: it's in your name, in my name.
Speaker 3: Well, you know, I don't know about that whole life,
Speaker 3: but I'm proud of you and everyone else that's following
Speaker 3: your journeys.
Speaker 2: I think I'm really upset with you. Right now, I'm
Speaker 2: very disappointed in you.
Speaker 4: Why are you disappointed in me?
Speaker 2: Because what you just said and what we know to
Speaker 2: be true.
Speaker 3: What's true is that you know I'm out here, just
Speaker 3: I'm here, you know, And.
Speaker 4: If you can read between line and Sidney said she's out.
Speaker 2: Here, I'm not out here out here, she's out listen.
Speaker 3: I just feel like open relationships are dumb. They're just dumb.
Speaker 3: And if you're in an open relationship, you should just
Speaker 3: tell people you're having an affair because it sounds more fun.
Speaker 4: So I do you want to tell your listeners that
Speaker 4: you have an affair? I'm not having an affair. Do
Speaker 4: you want to say?
Speaker 3: No, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying that open
Speaker 3: relationships are weird. If like, I just wish I knew
Speaker 3: what was going.
Speaker 4: On, and I don't wish that we could.
Speaker 3: I wish we could all know what was going on. Honestly,
Speaker 3: I have nothing to say. I know, since you plead,
Speaker 3: I don't plead the fifth. I have nothing to say.
Speaker 3: But if somebody wants to, you know, take me up
Speaker 3: on my open relationship offer. They have been trying and
Speaker 3: you don't want the office that you've been getting I
Speaker 3: told you what I like, slim butch that's what I want.
Speaker 4: What if it's just like a slim dude he's five seven,
Speaker 4: I will never go back to me. He doesn't have
Speaker 4: any facial hair. Do you hear me?
Speaker 2: I don't want a man, but if he has a
Speaker 2: micro penis, I'm all set.
Speaker 4: Patti wack dick.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to get my credit together and I don't
Speaker 3: need a man messing my shit up.
Speaker 4: Oh my god. So I checked my credit score for
Speaker 4: the first time yesterday. What is it? And I had
Speaker 4: never Andrew, do you know what your credit score is?
Speaker 1: I don't, honestly don't know what credit score is.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, because I'm getting ready to move, I'm looking
Speaker 2: for apartments and I'm asking people like I'm talking to
Speaker 2: realtors and they're like, well, what's your credit score? And
Speaker 2: I'm like, I feel like it's good, and they're like,
Speaker 2: but what is it? And I'm like, well, the only
Speaker 2: thing on there are my student loans and they're.
Speaker 4: Like, what is it?
Speaker 2: So I never I don't know my blood type and
Speaker 2: I don't know I didn't know my credit score. So
Speaker 2: I went on creditcarma dot com and then I went
Speaker 2: back backspace and was like, is this safe? You know,
Speaker 2: because you gotta put like your social and your birth
Speaker 2: date and like the information people would need.
Speaker 4: To like steal your identity. So I checked. My credit
Speaker 4: score is six sidy? Do you know what yours is?
Speaker 2: Ah? N?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 3: Like listen, if anybody ever try to take my information
Speaker 3: and do something with it, the cops are coming.
Speaker 4: Credit score it's in the six hundreds? Is it in
Speaker 4: the five? This is the four.
Speaker 2: I can't get in an apartment, Okay, but you can't
Speaker 2: get an apartment if it's in some some sixes.
Speaker 4: You know, I can't get in an apartment.
Speaker 2: Just know that my credit score is six hundred and
Speaker 2: eighty two. Well, that's not bad, it said fair. The
Speaker 2: website said fair. It didn't say good.
Speaker 4: That's fair.
Speaker 1: So what is a really good one? Then?
Speaker 4: Late eight eight? Right?
Speaker 2: So the the realtors that I've been talking to are like, oh,
Speaker 2: you need to have like a seven hundred and up,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I'm just gonna lie and tell everybody
Speaker 2: I got a six ninety eight.
Speaker 3: I mean, like, put a curve on my credit score,
Speaker 3: h curve on it, because how are you gonna do that?
Speaker 3: How are you gonna lie.
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna tell them.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna lie when I tell them when they
Speaker 2: ask me on my Cris scores, and they're gonna paper
Speaker 2: then they're gonna run it. But I'm gonna have to
Speaker 2: also include uh at last two seasons of taxes.
Speaker 4: And I didn't even do my taxes last year, so I'm.
Speaker 2: Doing them, and well I'm doing them now because I
Speaker 2: applied for the extension.
Speaker 4: But I have to.
Speaker 2: And I didn't make no money last year or the
Speaker 2: year before. So it's like, do I have money to
Speaker 2: get in an apartment? The answerious yes, shout out to
Speaker 2: Vice Live. But yeah, you need uh a bio. I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm just gonna print out my website. You
Speaker 2: need your last two tax returns, UH bank statement, a
Speaker 2: letter from your landlord getting and a letter of employment.
Speaker 2: I'm never getting an apartment. Just to let you guys,
Speaker 2: I was like, this book report is gonna be thick.
Speaker 4: I'm a chic vagabond.
Speaker 3: I will be jumping from home to home in the
Speaker 3: stylish way.
Speaker 2: With a plastic bag with all your stuff in it.
Speaker 2: It would be a total several totes. It would actually
Speaker 2: be underway luggage that.
Speaker 4: You have at your home.
Speaker 2: That's a lot is tiny. It is a carry on away.
Speaker 2: Come send us some more stuff.
Speaker 4: Please. You gave us one two case we need another one.
Speaker 4: We're going away.
Speaker 2: We're going to Miami for we can't actually me and
Speaker 2: a min are going I'm going to I'm chamm it
Speaker 2: im kimm' kim it and you know you need ID
Speaker 2: to get on the plane.
Speaker 3: Oh, let's talk about my story. How I lost my passport?
Speaker 3: Right lost it fell out of my bag because you
Speaker 3: know I'm.
Speaker 4: Bag ladies is really loud, It's just loud. Can we
Speaker 4: can we turn this down? Well, maybe I'll turn my
Speaker 4: head Wow, the haters from the sidelines, I'll cut my
Speaker 4: headphones down. Do you hear them?
Speaker 3: Do you hear the The hate is steaming off both
Speaker 3: of their backs.
Speaker 4: Thank you, because I'm thriving over here. You're thriving with
Speaker 4: your passport. First of all, Sendney.
Speaker 2: The entire five years that I've known her exclusively been
Speaker 2: using her passport is ID.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she ain't got no license, she got no non
Speaker 4: driver's license. She that's it. She just had. Do you
Speaker 4: I feel like you always.
Speaker 2: Have your Social Security card on YouTube? No change anyway,
Speaker 2: So passport? Is her ID ready lost it?
Speaker 3: Right, didn't realize it was gone until I needed it
Speaker 3: like several days later.
Speaker 4: So you know where you lost it? You think you
Speaker 4: know where you lost Oh? I know where I lost it?
Speaker 4: Oh where did you lose that?
Speaker 3: Said, I'm not saying anyway, in a hotel?
Speaker 4: Ho tell mo, tell holiday.
Speaker 2: Wow, my little go ahead, you lost it? Then somebody's
Speaker 2: somebody's cat.
Speaker 3: No, anyway, I so lost my passport and I'm freaking
Speaker 3: out because I needed it to get because I'm going
Speaker 3: away next week as well, and I need my ID
Speaker 3: to get on the plane. And so I'm looking through
Speaker 3: it and I'm stressing out. And then I posted on
Speaker 3: Instagram that I lost my pass work when people were
Speaker 3: like hitting me.
Speaker 2: Up like where were you last? Where were the areas?
Speaker 2: Like maybe like we could repost this or something like that.
Speaker 2: What like the people who followed, they'd be looking out.
Speaker 1: Yo.
Speaker 3: I really fucking appreciate the people who ride or die
Speaker 3: for us.
Speaker 4: AnyWho. A day later, I get a.
Speaker 3: D M mad late like like after midnight, Hey, I
Speaker 3: have your password. I click on the girl's page, fooling.
Speaker 3: I was like, this is a setup, this is God,
Speaker 3: this is no I was like, this is not real.
Speaker 3: I thought you thought he was getting catfished. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: thought it was getting What was she looked like?
Speaker 4: Who woul play her in the movie? Discard her? Was
Speaker 4: she slim?
Speaker 3: She looked like a like a video video model, but
Speaker 3: she like not a video ho like a video model,
Speaker 3: like she's the main girl that.
Speaker 2: She looked like she's Spanish or something like that. Yes,
Speaker 2: what you're saying, okay, just say she likes an friend.
Speaker 4: Don't do that to me. A video how Yeah, her
Speaker 4: dad white, her mother Dominican or something like that. Yeah something.
Speaker 4: It's just okay. She's Brazilian. Let me show you, let
Speaker 4: me show you, and she's a lot of it. Yeah. No,
Speaker 4: she lood black.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, she looked like she maybe has hooked
Speaker 2: up with Drake before. Yes, I'm gonna tell you guys
Speaker 2: what she looks like. She looks like a mix of
Speaker 2: the girl from what was that my not my wife
Speaker 2: and kids? Was it my wife and kids with the
Speaker 2: Wayne's brother dad.
Speaker 4: That's what I'm talking about. Now, I have no clue.
Speaker 4: She was like the.
Speaker 2: Daughter from Oh Adrianna sent your message and said want
Speaker 2: to hit the strip club tonight? Wow, we're going out.
Speaker 2: We're bringing the bald haird out to the strip club.
Speaker 2: She looks, she's pretty okay, go ahead, that looks real
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 4: Look she don't look fake.
Speaker 3: No, she looked like that in real life. And so
Speaker 3: she's giving me all this information. I was like, oh shit,
Speaker 3: you do have my past. Where does she find your passport?
Speaker 3: She found it in Clinton Hill, Okay, that's where she
Speaker 3: found it, and I was in I was in an
Speaker 3: oberpool and I think like it came out of my
Speaker 3: purse and like the person came out and like slid it.
Speaker 4: That's what happened.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: And so so she's like here, I'm here until the
Speaker 3: fifteenth or whatever. So I meet her the next day, okay,
Speaker 3: in a public place. No, at her house. She goes,
Speaker 3: you're trying to get kidnapped. She give me her apartment number,
Speaker 3: and I need my passport.
Speaker 2: But I'd be like, since we can be out of
Speaker 2: Starbucks Caddy Corner to where you live.
Speaker 3: I said, what are you going to be doing at
Speaker 3: seven pm? She said, I'm gonna be at my house and.
Speaker 4: You went at nighttime? Wow, Sydney.
Speaker 3: Truly I needed it before I got into Union Hall
Speaker 3: and it's perfect because her house was by Union Hall,
Speaker 3: so go there.
Speaker 4: She's in a robe, yeah, ripping the way. She was sorry.
Speaker 4: She had a whipped cream bikini on the Varsity blue.
Speaker 4: I was like, aye, yi yai, hi deal meal me,
Speaker 4: I ain't.
Speaker 3: I'm Amy, And she's like, sorry, well what were you wearing?
Speaker 3: Like what did you wear? I looked great. I had
Speaker 3: like a I had like a white blouse on had
Speaker 3: like my makeup was flawless. I had jeans. I looked pretty.
Speaker 3: But she see my but you know, my passport picture
Speaker 3: is not that great, okay, because you started to say
Speaker 3: it and I was like, but is it a good phone?
Speaker 3: Now it's not that's but she's seen you on the GRAMD.
Speaker 4: She what it is.
Speaker 3: Yes, So she saw me, and I like, she looked
Speaker 3: so good that I was like, this can't be real.
Speaker 4: But she's not gay. She's just you know, she's just
Speaker 4: like a hot.
Speaker 3: Girl that she's She's got like over three hundred and something, uh,
Speaker 3: three hundred thousand followers.
Speaker 4: She's like low key famous. She's a violinist. She's great
Speaker 4: a violinist. Why did you say that?
Speaker 2: Why did you call her a video ho? Well, this
Speaker 2: is not feminist. I did not say like a video
Speaker 2: I asked you, like a video girl. She doesn't look
Speaker 2: like a violina. I asked you to describe her. I
Speaker 2: asked you literally, all you said was she looked like
Speaker 2: a video hip.
Speaker 1: You didn't say if she if she said that she
Speaker 1: looked like a violinist.
Speaker 2: No, but she could have been Andrew, thank you, But
Speaker 2: Sydney could have described her fully and given us a
Speaker 2: round image of who this person was. That's your fault
Speaker 2: for thinking video girls are like one dimensional, bitch.
Speaker 4: They are one dimension. Yes, they're doing video things. They
Speaker 4: hadn't smaller a video ho that was you?
Speaker 2: Yes, But okay, I feel like there are people who
Speaker 2: are listening to this who are on my side right
Speaker 2: now because we asked you to describe her and tell
Speaker 2: us about her, and all you said was that she
Speaker 2: was hot and she looked.
Speaker 3: Like a video I'm not descripted her in a movie.
Speaker 3: I my brain cells are gone. It's okay, and we
Speaker 3: have another pod after this, so I have to save
Speaker 3: my energy.
Speaker 4: So fuck both of you. Wow you did. Sidney is
Speaker 4: a county ass.
Speaker 2: I'm going to kiss you in the mouth. Andrew, he said,
Speaker 2: that's he said that's a hay crime. If you put
Speaker 2: your gay ass lips on his gay.
Speaker 1: Ass lips, that's its Outria.
Speaker 3: You're telling me you would to kiss me, Absolutely not,
Speaker 3: would you kiss Marie?
Speaker 2: No, well maybe I don't have hair. Now you kiss Marie,
Speaker 2: I cannot believe. I can't believe it's not butter.
Speaker 1: Right now, I don't know. I'm just not feel right now.
Speaker 2: Yes, Sidney, you're being mean, and you got here later
Speaker 2: than all of us, and your shorts are super short today,
Speaker 2: and you hugged me, and I think you metuned me
Speaker 2: a little bit. And you put cream cheese on Andrew's
Speaker 2: shoes and you didn't even apologize.
Speaker 1: You took and you took the bagel and left. You
Speaker 1: took the bagel and dripped cream cheese.
Speaker 2: When I tell y'all that Sidney is the Regina George
Speaker 2: of the group, y'all don't be believing me.
Speaker 4: Marie must that's something mean.
Speaker 2: Didn't even die never has on a bra, and she
Speaker 2: never has on any matters. Okay, rude, this is this
Speaker 2: is hard. This is black American behavior right here. See
Speaker 2: I got culture because my family not from here. Okay,
Speaker 2: let me reel this back in.
Speaker 3: So she gave me my passport and I said, can
Speaker 3: I get you a drink or coffee things? She's like, no,
Speaker 3: that's fine, but I do want to come to a show.
Speaker 3: And I said, so you did google me? You did
Speaker 3: get into it, I mean Sydney.
Speaker 2: How do you think she found your Instagram and slidding
Speaker 2: your dms? If not by looking you up friends?
Speaker 3: She said, you tried to friend me on Facebook. But
Speaker 3: I had too many friends, I said, I said, because
Speaker 3: you're a Facebook boy. No, I do not be accepting
Speaker 3: people shit unless I know them. From now on, I
Speaker 3: only accept people I know.
Speaker 4: You're already at your limits.
Speaker 2: So that means every time you add new people, you
Speaker 2: have to delete old people.
Speaker 4: I do so if you fuck up, if I don't
Speaker 4: like your post.
Speaker 1: Delete Well, you're following a lot of people on Instagram.
Speaker 4: And he's following like three thousand people. No, I'm not
Speaker 4: how many people you're following, like two thousand and six.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's too much.
Speaker 3: A lot of it is friends from like college Sidney.
Speaker 4: You have two.
Speaker 2: Thousand, seven hundred friends from college and from work. No,
Speaker 2: I used to be a bottom waitress in Sydney. I
Speaker 2: know they follow all those people. I've seen you follow
Speaker 2: people that you don't know just cut you know what,
Speaker 2: like you do that, that's how you use your Instagram.
Speaker 2: Most of those people you don't know two thy seven
Speaker 2: hundred some people.
Speaker 4: So you're telling me I need to clean the whole
Speaker 4: thing now andrew things you should purge. I actually don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've purged like a few months ago, and I
Speaker 1: felt great.
Speaker 4: How many people are you following?
Speaker 1: I'm following like nine hundred people. It's nice. I feel
Speaker 1: like if you're following it over a thousand people, it's
Speaker 1: just too much.
Speaker 4: Too much.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I'm following seven hundred and seventy people. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I like to keep it right into seven seven. I'm
Speaker 2: ad seven more people would can help you. I don't
Speaker 2: know how to like unfollow people. It's you just hit
Speaker 2: that little button until it turns now. I know, then
Speaker 2: it turns blue and then it'll say follow back, and
Speaker 2: then you just don't. But you know, I follow things
Speaker 2: that make me, like, make my timeline look interesting. But
Speaker 2: I also don't really browse Instagram anymore. I'll post my
Speaker 2: thing and then log out, or I'll hit my story
Speaker 2: and then I'll log out. I don't like I feel
Speaker 2: like I spent too I was wasting too much time
Speaker 2: on Instagram, but not enough that I need to be
Speaker 2: deleting the app.
Speaker 4: From my phone.
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, you need it.
Speaker 2: Well, I'll do a little purge and I'll figure out
Speaker 2: who I got to delete.
Speaker 4: I mean, you have to.
Speaker 2: Delete at least seventeen hundred people. You're not gonna do that. Yes,
Speaker 2: you're you're about to hit three thousand. You're saying you
Speaker 2: don't have that many, but you're about to hit it.
Speaker 3: Well, I get bored if, like, I have the same
Speaker 3: fucking people posting the same shit. Like that's why I
Speaker 3: have a variety of motherfuckers, right, hot girls? I have
Speaker 3: hot girls. I don't know I have like a little
Speaker 3: bit of celebrities. I have comedians way too many. That's
Speaker 3: who I need to unfollow the comedian.
Speaker 2: I don't follow anybody famous. I can follow any celebrities.
Speaker 4: You don't. I follow famous people because I don't want to.
Speaker 2: Be on the train underground with the rats looking at you,
Speaker 2: jumping in and out of a helicopter to your Mercedes
Speaker 2: bench trup.
Speaker 4: No man, you should follow Mariah Carey.
Speaker 2: Her is hilarious, she is she is wacky, yeah, what
Speaker 2: does she do?
Speaker 4: I feel like she does a lot of shit.
Speaker 1: Walking down the street the other day and she did
Speaker 1: like a like a viral challenge or something.
Speaker 4: Do you see that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but she did it wrong, and she did it
Speaker 2: and she couldn't even sing her own song.
Speaker 1: Oh. It was like the why are you so obsessed
Speaker 1: with me?
Speaker 3: It was just like Mariah Carey is such an auntie,
Speaker 3: but also your delusional because you don't understand how corny.
Speaker 4: The shamps baby? Yes you know she boozy. Hey, Mariah,
Speaker 4: Me and Mariah.
Speaker 2: Go back babies es uh so back to back to
Speaker 2: the ball, back to the ball.
Speaker 4: How do you think?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, back to the passport.
Speaker 2: Okay, you offered to take care for a drink? She says, no.
Speaker 2: She says, I want to come to a show.
Speaker 4: I told her about the knitting factory on Sunday. She's
Speaker 4: coming tomorrow, who knows? But I said, sun every Sunday booth,
Speaker 4: every Sunday is free. I got you.
Speaker 2: Whatever you said, everything for you every Sunday I got.
Speaker 2: Everybody else pays with you. If you want to do
Speaker 2: a little time with your little violin, I got you.
Speaker 4: Also.
Speaker 2: Shout out to those women from Where were they from Arizona? Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was like a bunch of them. And then a
Speaker 2: girl from text Yeah it was she was really really cute.
Speaker 2: Y'all are coming through. Oh she was so beautiful. Yeah.
Speaker 2: We were like, you listen to us. We were like,
Speaker 2: why do you listen to us? She was so hot,
Speaker 2: you know, her baby hairs. I was like, oh, you
Speaker 2: have both of your parents in your life and you
Speaker 2: might have it back. She was stunting gun. We were like,
Speaker 2: you're might be the hottest listener that we've ever had
Speaker 2: hold up to show hold on and she's like and
Speaker 2: she was like stop and we were like, truly top
Speaker 2: top five most hottest Inofficial expert listeners we've ever seen.
Speaker 4: It's true gorge. Uh and then what else? And then
Speaker 4: that's it.
Speaker 3: I mean she didn't follow me back on Instagram, So
Speaker 3: that's also.
Speaker 2: That you do be fast to follow somebody and of
Speaker 2: course they're not gonna follow you back.
Speaker 4: You got three thousand people that you follow. That's true.
Speaker 3: Okay, but you know from our Philly show, I forgot
Speaker 3: to shout out a couple of people. Uh, Nick Mitchell,
Speaker 3: God bless you, you messy, you messy down.
Speaker 4: You brought is he the one who brought poppers? Is
Speaker 4: that the black Eye? I think so it might be
Speaker 4: him or Ted.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, So two weeks ago, several weeks ago, two
Speaker 2: weeks ago, the episode came out about me not liking
Speaker 2: comedy no more. Yeah, And then that same night we
Speaker 2: went to Philly. The show was sold out, fucking killed.
Speaker 2: A bunch of people who listened to the podcast came
Speaker 2: and everybody was so cool something. I was a little
Speaker 2: bit creepy, but everybody was so cool. And this is
Speaker 2: one of the people who we hung out with that night.
Speaker 3: Nick Mitchell, Nora Fineberg, and Ted Wilson and there were
Speaker 3: some other people but I couldn't catch their fucking names.
Speaker 3: But shout out to y'all for coming through and then
Speaker 3: hanging out after and just being like awesome, just good
Speaker 3: old people.
Speaker 2: Yes, somebody bought me poppers. He was I came out.
Speaker 2: I was like, hey, thanks for coming. He's like, love
Speaker 2: your podcast, poppers baos and I was like, yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 2: We not banging tonight and this is not Amsterdam, so
Speaker 2: thank you, but no thanks.
Speaker 3: And he was gay too, and oh, I said, I
Speaker 3: love a reckless gag messy gay just got no qualm,
Speaker 3: shut door, a messy gay.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, it's great, we're here for it.
Speaker 2: But yeah, the shows have been good. She's coming to
Speaker 2: see us back to the Bault.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I didn't think about my ears at all before I
Speaker 2: shaved my head. I didn't know what my ears were
Speaker 2: gonna look like. And they're fine. But now I feel
Speaker 2: like my ears are really low on my head. Oh no,
Speaker 2: I feel like a cartoon. I feel like Skeeter from
Speaker 2: Doug or Gerald from Hay Arnold.
Speaker 1: You have cute, little small ears. Yeah, I have.
Speaker 2: My mother's ears, my father's waiste though it's so good.
Speaker 2: My grandma's ass she did so nobody did, Citney. Your
Speaker 2: nails look so healthy and long. Honestly, your nails on
Speaker 2: your butt the two parts of your body thriving the most.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but these these are not good nails to be
Speaker 4: a lesbian in, though. Yeah. It a little square, so
Speaker 4: you got around them. Yeah, I'm around them out.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get the little oval shape and uh, you know,
Speaker 3: just I'm just trying to live my life.
Speaker 4: Man, That's all that you can do. Friend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was like a couple of people who like
Speaker 3: hit me up to like hang out, and I was
Speaker 3: just like, come.
Speaker 4: On now, which people from the podcast or like people.
Speaker 2: There's just like I feel like, if you're a comedian,
Speaker 2: you should never ever ever talk to me.
Speaker 4: I will never like hang out with a comedian. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's gross.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, if you see what my girl look like,
Speaker 3: if you are not better than then I just can
Speaker 3: It's just like a waste.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, if I can't ask.
Speaker 2: You to join me and my girlfriend, if my girlfriend
Speaker 2: will say no to you, then.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well this is wow sitting.
Speaker 2: Well, Wow, the Patreon's gonna be lit when we do it.
Speaker 2: When we do it, it's gonna be you guys gonna
Speaker 2: lose your minds. Actually, I don't know if people listening
Speaker 2: to the the probably shouldn't be listen to that either.
Speaker 4: What do we do about this? How do we may
Speaker 4: have to start another podcast? No, this is what we do.
Speaker 2: We we gotta Okay, So we have a bunch of
Speaker 2: live shows coming up, and this is truthfully and honestly
Speaker 2: super exciting. Yes, places that were definitely coming to definitely
Speaker 2: maybe we're gonna be We're doing a live show in
Speaker 2: New York in October and Brooklyn and then we may
Speaker 2: or may not be doing like a Ludlow house or
Speaker 2: a Soho house or like a Dumbo house. Yeah somethwhere
Speaker 2: for the for the wealthy friends? Uh, and then Chicago
Speaker 2: in November and then Toronto is coming. We only happen.
Speaker 2: But also like we are actively and like about to
Speaker 2: start with this merch thing for real, for real.
Speaker 3: Oh, we have to do we have to do it
Speaker 3: because we found the palm tree palm tree necklaces.
Speaker 4: Those are fucking so good.
Speaker 2: This woman walked by and she had a little tiny
Speaker 2: palm tree like gold, get.
Speaker 4: This, And I was like, you need that for the podcast.
Speaker 2: We're like where you get that from? She's like it
Speaker 2: was free, My mom mad it for me.
Speaker 3: Maybe yeah, we got Maybe we go on Etsy and
Speaker 3: just like get like a bunch of them and then
Speaker 3: we'll sell them at the show for one hundred dollars each.
Speaker 2: I mean, if we buy them on Etsy, you know
Speaker 2: we're paying ninety nine dollars for them, So it's gonna
Speaker 2: be don't play real gold, don't.
Speaker 4: Play that, and we'll put a little S and M
Speaker 4: in it.
Speaker 2: No, the pountry is so tiny. Yes, okay, I mean
Speaker 2: you tried. I did, Thank you for your contribution that
Speaker 2: we don't need.
Speaker 4: I thought about it.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry it was yeah, but like I just want
Speaker 3: to do Like when we go to Miami, We're not
Speaker 3: gonna do comedy, right.
Speaker 4: I'm not playing it.
Speaker 2: That's commeding to me that you think I'm gonna go
Speaker 2: to Miami to do comedy.
Speaker 4: No, I just want to fucking have fun.
Speaker 2: We're in Miami, Okay, for the people who are listening,
Speaker 2: for the poppy chulos, for the mamasitas and the video
Speaker 2: hos that listen to us down there, will be there
Speaker 2: the fifteenth, No, the thirteenth to the fifteenth. Yeah, just
Speaker 2: a little long weekend, you know, invite us to your
Speaker 2: your beach side condo and make baya for us.
Speaker 3: But the thing is is that Miami We've I've done
Speaker 3: it so many times and not like it's like played out,
Speaker 3: But Miami is one of those places like your body
Speaker 3: gotta be right, you gotta have low expectations, Like if
Speaker 3: you're trying to do it up and go to Star Island,
Speaker 3: like that's not that's not your lane.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you what I want to do in
Speaker 2: Miami when we're I want to go to the beach
Speaker 2: just for like ten minutes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, took a couple of photos.
Speaker 2: Because we don't like the beach. I hate the sand
Speaker 2: in my feet. I don't your feet, yeah, because it
Speaker 2: makes me look like twelve years of slave, Like I
Speaker 2: look so gross.
Speaker 4: It's just not my brand. So also, and I don't
Speaker 4: Oh my.
Speaker 2: God, I can learn how to swim, though, I said
Speaker 2: as soon as I shave my head, I was gonna
Speaker 2: start taking class it.
Speaker 3: I mean, I mean it can teach you because yeah,
Speaker 3: it's a swim instructor. So I think I'll catch that.
Speaker 3: I'll catch that. I'll do a little like cinematography of
Speaker 3: you struggling to swim.
Speaker 4: No, I mean I want I need to learn. Can
Speaker 4: I learn how to swim in two weeks? Is that?
Speaker 4: Is that realist?
Speaker 2: Now? I think she could teach you I for Miami
Speaker 2: for me, Ummi, I don't know. I just feel like
Speaker 2: Mina is good enough to train you while we're in
Speaker 2: Miami and we can.
Speaker 3: I don't want to learn how to swim in Miami.
Speaker 3: I want to learn how to swim for Miami. I
Speaker 3: don't know if that's gonna happen. Friend, I mean says,
Speaker 3: you know, I'm gonna employed I got time to take
Speaker 3: some swim. If you want to go to like YMCA
Speaker 3: and do it with Amina, you can.
Speaker 2: I think she should teach her. She's a friend, you
Speaker 2: trust her. She went to Howard on a swim scholarship.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she has his son. Like she's a black woman.
Speaker 4: I'm supporting black business.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna pay her, no, no, no, but you
Speaker 3: know I'll bring her like an insure huh, or like
Speaker 3: a like a like a Pedia light for a baby.
Speaker 4: Do five year olds drink Pedia light? Nah?
Speaker 3: I think I'm never gonna know how to swim, And
Speaker 3: I'm I don't know if I'm ever gonna learn how
Speaker 3: to drive.
Speaker 4: Not with that attitude. Not with that attitude, Sydney.
Speaker 2: That is the simple life is me teaching you how
Speaker 2: to drive, but you don't know how to fucking drive exactly.
Speaker 4: But I have a license, so I did want know
Speaker 4: how to drive. I don't know. That sounds like a nightmare.
Speaker 3: It sounds like it is one of those situations where
Speaker 3: the ambulance are gonna be called. It's gonna be an accident.
Speaker 3: I might lose an arm. I mean, with that attitude,
Speaker 3: you might.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So you're telling me I need to be positive
Speaker 4: for everything. I mean as positive as you are about
Speaker 4: me being bald when you walked in here, as how
Speaker 4: you should be about everything else. We gotta do a
Speaker 4: helicopter ride that too. Yeah, apparently I'm in the exclusive
Speaker 4: Uber helicopter club. That's crazy. Wow did you get into this?
Speaker 2: Since I'm a platinum Uber member now I pay more
Speaker 2: than you and Uber. Yeah that's true, but something since
Speaker 2: your rating must be trash because I don't know Uber
Speaker 2: helicopter to JFK. I mean I would never, but imagine
Speaker 2: what's your rating. It's like a four point eight something.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna offer to give somebody head in the fucking
Speaker 4: Uber so I could get.
Speaker 2: Your rating's gonna go even lower. He's gonna be like
Speaker 2: her mouth was so dry.
Speaker 3: Let me see.
Speaker 4: Actually I've been told the opposite. Oh, wet, wet, give
Speaker 4: me that Woodwood City. You are nasty. I don't even
Speaker 4: know who you are, right other things?
Speaker 2: You know, the level of grossness oozing from that side
Speaker 2: of the microphone.
Speaker 3: I mean, I just I'm just saying I'm proud of
Speaker 3: the things that I can do. If I can do them,
Speaker 3: you know, I believe, Why is it disgusting? I'm a
Speaker 3: four point seven three.
Speaker 1: Wow, give me that four to get the helicopter?
Speaker 4: Is that what it is? It's such a nightmare.
Speaker 3: I hate when there's things that I want to get
Speaker 3: into that I'm not even going to use.
Speaker 4: I just that's just how I am. I want what
Speaker 4: everybody else has.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're that, You're like that only child that wasn't
Speaker 2: allowed to go outside when everybody else is playing. But
Speaker 2: the thing is is that like you, you know, you're being
Speaker 2: a hoe and shaving your head.
Speaker 4: I'm not trying to do that. Well, you're trying to
Speaker 4: do me.
Speaker 1: That.
Speaker 2: You don't be so weird, you weird.
Speaker 4: Don't be so gig Sydney. Damn. I told you I
Speaker 4: have standards. So you.
Speaker 3: Saying don't be gay. But honestly, I'm very picky and
Speaker 3: very particular.
Speaker 1: Slim but and I feel like that is what Marie.
Speaker 2: As I got off the shoulder one shoulder situation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but she's got that like off the shoulder blouse
Speaker 3: like R and B thing like that's not slim, butch.
Speaker 3: I need like a tank top, like a regular black
Speaker 3: tank top and your shorts. Actually, if you change your top,
Speaker 3: I would be like your mom.
Speaker 2: Man, I'd be like yo, my, my, sir, I can't
Speaker 2: take my shirt off.
Speaker 4: I don't have a brown one. The way you flirt
Speaker 4: with me, Ray.
Speaker 2: Sydney, the way your nipples are looking at me right now.
Speaker 2: It's not even in the bra. It's the Sydney State.
Speaker 2: Cidney is the most extensive collection of knit. Some aware
Speaker 2: it is legit a knit tank top.
Speaker 4: It's a sweater top. And my bro doesn't even fit.
Speaker 4: I know, Oh, I have.
Speaker 3: A shirt for you. I have a shirt. I'll bring
Speaker 3: it to you later. I got it in the wrong size.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's gonna fit you, but.
Speaker 2: I think it'll fit you actually, because it looks like
Speaker 2: it's like, uh, it's a black tank tank top, but
Speaker 2: it like has a deep like v right here, and
Speaker 2: it has like a little underwire and it's supposed to
Speaker 2: push your boobs together.
Speaker 4: Slim slim, And you got this for work?
Speaker 2: I mean, I have a shopping problem. I shopped too much.
Speaker 3: When money is in my hand, like my hand is
Speaker 3: on fire, I have to spend. I went to Sapphora,
Speaker 3: spent almost two hundred dollars on things. Friend, I had
Speaker 3: to re up up on some things I got Georgia
Speaker 3: Almani Foundation, which is.
Speaker 4: Why it's just it's so good. Really, yeah, it's so
Speaker 4: girl collection.
Speaker 2: It's so like smooth, and it just it feels right.
Speaker 4: Okay, how much did that costs? Like almost seventy dollars
Speaker 4: for a foundation for foundation? How many answers? I have
Speaker 4: a problem, Yeah, it sounds like you do. I need
Speaker 4: somebody to help me, not buy anything, yes, by buying
Speaker 4: her stuff.
Speaker 2: Okay, you heard it here first, folks, city has a
Speaker 2: problem and we need you to help us.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, let's read somebody's questions.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, people have center that we're supposed to help
Speaker 2: them answer.
Speaker 4: Woh okay.
Speaker 2: I have none of these prepared because I.
Speaker 4: Didn't know we was going to have this today. I
Speaker 4: have one. It's a lot of dead air on the podcast.
Speaker 4: No it's not. It's not like we got it.
Speaker 3: I have it already because I hit the guy up
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, I'm using this.
Speaker 4: I'm using this today.
Speaker 3: Okay, here we have hi, guys, I need help. My
Speaker 3: boyfriend and I have been together for three years. We
Speaker 3: met in college. Boring the last two of those three years,
Speaker 3: we have been in a long distance about one point
Speaker 3: five hours apart, so not too bad.
Speaker 4: Gross.
Speaker 3: My boyfriend just moved about four hours away from me
Speaker 3: for a job. I'm so happy for him, but I'm
Speaker 3: getting a little frustrated at our relationship as I can't
Speaker 3: tell if we're fuck, if he fucking wants to be
Speaker 3: in the same place or not, Like when we moved
Speaker 3: away from each other finding their job reasons, unsure what
Speaker 3: to do what else. I thought that we would eventually
Speaker 3: formulate a plan to get back together in the same
Speaker 3: damn city.
Speaker 4: What chop do we on? But that literally isn't happening
Speaker 4: so far.
Speaker 3: I've tried to bring this up several times to him,
Speaker 3: but we can't seem to figure out anything. I'm twenty
Speaker 3: five and need to figure out my next move in
Speaker 3: life and I can't tell if it's going to be
Speaker 3: with him or not. Basically, tell me if I'm a
Speaker 3: dumb bitch or not. But by the way, you both
Speaker 3: are great and I'm from the Midwest and I need
Speaker 3: to get out anyways.
Speaker 4: Anyways, love you both.
Speaker 3: The pod is so fucking funny and brings me so
Speaker 3: much joy, and fuck all those other pods.
Speaker 2: Yeah, can we both at the same time say what
Speaker 2: we think about her? One, two, three.
Speaker 4: You stop it, girl, you're twenty five? How long did
Speaker 4: you say they've been together? Five years? Three years? Sis,
Speaker 4: you should be.
Speaker 2: Out and thriving and like showing people your side boob.
Speaker 2: What are you worried about this guy for? Yeah, you
Speaker 2: guys are not going to get married. And I'm telling
Speaker 2: you that with a one hundred percent certainly of my
Speaker 2: heart because you're so young and you guys have been
Speaker 2: apart for so long at this point, he has a
Speaker 2: whole life that you don't know nothing about, and you
Speaker 2: are doing things that he's not experiencing with you.
Speaker 3: And every time you're bringing up like okay, so how
Speaker 3: are we gonna get back together? And he's not trying
Speaker 3: to formulate anything with you. That's that's him telling you
Speaker 3: what what you mean?
Speaker 4: He's like who it is.
Speaker 2: He's like out with other people, not thinking about you.
Speaker 2: You need to move on, ye, move on?
Speaker 4: Sis? Yeah? I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't see your photo. I didn't look at the avy,
Speaker 2: but I feel like you're too cute for this. I
Speaker 2: feel like you got that dimpled or something.
Speaker 4: He's got a nice hairline. You're better than this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, please, I don't believe in long distance relationships.
Speaker 4: I just don't they're dumb. I not that they're dumb, it's.
Speaker 2: Just like, there's too much there's too many people out
Speaker 2: here in this world for you to be stuck worrying
Speaker 2: about somebody on the other side of the world.
Speaker 4: Or on the other side of the coast. Whatever. Listen,
Speaker 4: If I'm in New York and you in New Jersey,
Speaker 4: first of all, we're not gonna date.
Speaker 2: Yeah. If I'm in Brooklyn and you and queens, ah,
Speaker 2: so long distance relationship is not gonna happen. It's not
Speaker 2: we don't live off the same train line and you
Speaker 2: don't live closer to the city. It's not convenient for
Speaker 2: me to stay at your house to go to work
Speaker 2: and stuff.
Speaker 4: No, that's I don't need that.
Speaker 3: If my uber has to cross the bridge to get
Speaker 3: to you, so saudy not happening.
Speaker 2: If you're young and you have a boyfriend, the best
Speaker 2: thing about having boyfriends is hopefully good dick. But also
Speaker 2: like going out and like getting drunk at a bar
Speaker 2: on a Tuesday, or like eating lunch or dinner with
Speaker 2: their friends, and like remembering goofy conversation that y'all are having.
Speaker 2: Having somebody who's four hours away. You don't have that
Speaker 2: with them, and you're twenty five, like you wasting good years.
Speaker 3: You're so fucking young, like you should be having a
Speaker 3: dick in your mouth and in your ass at the
Speaker 3: same time. You should not be worrying about somebody that
Speaker 3: you don't see enough. What are you facetiming? I don't
Speaker 3: have enough wife for that wi fi for that shit.
Speaker 3: I don't have enough data, I don't have enough time.
Speaker 3: I can't do it. You don't have enough manners.
Speaker 2: Sydney's legs are open, there's a hole in her crotch
Speaker 2: I can see. Okay, somebody else question a number does
Speaker 2: Somebody said, this is a Hispanic person from Texas trying
Speaker 2: to have a hot girl summer. But I'm not dating
Speaker 2: and I'm not catching feels. But I am but a
Speaker 2: free lunch I'm always down for. But he started catching
Speaker 2: feelings after two lunches and I cannot He's nice and all,
Speaker 2: but how do I curve him without being too harsh?
Speaker 2: Because I still want these lunches? This is a question. Okay,
Speaker 2: how do you tell somebody you don't really want them
Speaker 2: without hurting them and they still take you to get food?
Speaker 4: Sorry, it's impossible. That's not true.
Speaker 2: Don't do that because I did it for years, remember
Speaker 2: mm hmm, remember that, and it paid for every meal.
Speaker 3: But I don't think he I think that he realized
Speaker 3: that you guys were never gonna date.
Speaker 2: Because I told him at the beginning, you gotta do
Speaker 2: it at the beginning.
Speaker 4: I don't remember what I.
Speaker 2: Said to him, but I am a kind of harsh person,
Speaker 2: so people are not surprised when I talk to them
Speaker 2: a certain way. They're just like, oh, well, that's just.
Speaker 4: Marie being Marie.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's it's the language that you use.
Speaker 2: You gotta hit him with. I feel like when you
Speaker 2: put somebody in the friend zone, you do that by
Speaker 2: talking about stuff that men don't expect you to say,
Speaker 2: Like like you're sitting with him and you're talking and
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, I went on this day with this
Speaker 2: dude last night and this, this this happened, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean. Tell him what you're doing with other
Speaker 2: people and treat him like a friend. Make him realize, Oh.
Speaker 1: Because she's gonna have to start paying for the bunches.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean that's uh, that's a risk you have
Speaker 2: to take. But that that she says that to him
Speaker 2: at he gonna pay for that one?
Speaker 4: Still?
Speaker 1: I know? But also, why is she stopping at lunches?
Speaker 1: I would go for the dinner? Dinners are more expensive.
Speaker 1: Why is she not doing well?
Speaker 2: Maybe they caught, Maybe they're colleagues and they work, they
Speaker 2: get the same lunch break something I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Y'all always gotta stop being users, like you can't pay
Speaker 3: for lunch?
Speaker 1: Since I get you on I I don't.
Speaker 4: You also took his breakfast. The audacity of you. I'm
Speaker 4: just saying, though, like, how old are you? You can't afford lunch?
Speaker 2: Now, I'm just at the time of my life that
Speaker 2: I if I don't want to be next to you,
Speaker 2: if I don't like you food, she can never be
Speaker 2: that good to say that. She didn't let him. She's
Speaker 2: not interested, she's not interested in it. He could very
Speaker 2: well be a nice guy like I, sis, I does this.
Speaker 2: I've been on plenty of date and plenty of lunch, dinner,
Speaker 2: drink with somebody that I didn't give a damn about.
Speaker 2: But I was like, the food cute, and something's gonna happen.
Speaker 4: But do you do you do a repeat?
Speaker 2: Is it like three I've done plenty of repeats.
Speaker 4: I'm here for a round two and a round three.
Speaker 2: That's why you and I'm okay, And I'm fine with that,
Speaker 2: and I will continue to be into shield, but I
Speaker 2: will also be fool.
Speaker 4: That's merchin shit.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 4: But also I'll be full. You know, Yeah, but what
Speaker 4: do you mean? It's twenty nineteen.
Speaker 2: If a chick wants to let somebody pay for something,
Speaker 2: let him pay, Let him pay. Bring enough money, don't
Speaker 2: bring no cash, don't bring no money on you. Just
Speaker 2: bring your phone. Make sure it's fully charged. Just think
Speaker 2: case you gotta pay for that uber to high tail
Speaker 2: it out of it.
Speaker 3: She just want to let you know, y'all talking to
Speaker 3: Marie who has like a fucking symmetrical stunning face. If
Speaker 3: that's not your if that's not your vibe, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't think anybody could just pull that off.
Speaker 4: Marie.
Speaker 3: Well, also, you're very charismatic, and even if somebody wasn't
Speaker 3: looking at you, you can hold many of conversations at
Speaker 3: the table and they feel like they're not getting robbed.
Speaker 4: Well, the girl said this question. She's cute, cute, she
Speaker 4: looks like some people should be out trying to date
Speaker 4: her and she looks young. Let me look at her.
Speaker 2: She looked like she like in her teens. C Yeah, girl,
Speaker 2: you better laugh at his stupid ass jokes. Touch his hand,
Speaker 2: but tell him about other dudes that you be with.
Speaker 2: That's what you gotta do. You gotta be like ah
Speaker 2: and then like gently touch his hand when he says
Speaker 2: something stupid, and then you gotta be like you know what.
Speaker 2: That reminds me of this guy Tyler that I went
Speaker 2: out with on Thursday, Like, let him know that you're out.
Speaker 4: Here, Marie, seize your class friend. Oh coach, ho coach,
Speaker 4: oh coach?
Speaker 3: Okay, another one. My friend recently had this exchange with
Speaker 3: his neighbor. Their relationship has basically just been casual conversations
Speaker 3: in passing. They have never hung up, they have never
Speaker 3: hung out. How would you handle this?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 3: So this is the conversation she sent me the screenshot
Speaker 3: of the fucking conversation. Y'all better come through with these
Speaker 3: motherfucking receipts. Y'all giving me a storyline? I love I
Speaker 3: stand Okay.
Speaker 4: So here's guys, a beginning of middle and an end. Yes,
Speaker 4: here's the conversation. Are you home?
Speaker 3: Can I maybe crash your place tonight? My power just
Speaker 3: turned off. I've been on a dispute with the kan
Speaker 3: ed from my last apartment. It's going to be turned
Speaker 3: back on tomorrow morning. But I won't be able to
Speaker 3: sleep tonight with an AC. I won't be able to
Speaker 3: sleep tonight with an AC or fan or anything. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 3: So then her friend write, hey, sorry, I didn't have
Speaker 3: my phone near me.
Speaker 4: Lies. I just saw that call extra lies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my partner works nights and I work during the day,
Speaker 3: so we're unable to have anyone stay the night, and
Speaker 3: our dog have been having issues, so we're trying to
Speaker 3: have her in a consistent environment. Sorry about that, Yoda
Speaker 3: lies up.
Speaker 2: They started a sentence with me, Well, my partner, in
Speaker 2: case you didn't know.
Speaker 3: These fables and fallacies y'all got going up. Tuna wouldn't
Speaker 3: have to stay. I just have lupus and I have
Speaker 3: to and I would flare up with this what okay is.
Speaker 4: This Noma from America's Next Time?
Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm sorry here, I understand, but we just unfortunately
Speaker 3: cannot have anyone over.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, nigga, you like no like First of all,
Speaker 2: we never hung out and you asked them to stay
Speaker 2: in my apartment, that's a that's a no for me.
Speaker 1: Dog.
Speaker 4: Like my neighbors in my apartment they're not that nice.
Speaker 3: Like they barely speak when I speak to them, and
Speaker 3: the lady next door to me is a hoarder.
Speaker 4: So I would never stay there. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So it's just like, first of all, I have I
Speaker 3: have a person that I'm living with, they not cool
Speaker 3: with you staying. And then I have a dog that
Speaker 3: got all these like issues. It's a hypochondria where the.
Speaker 4: Dog is biting people.
Speaker 2: Yes, So like if I'm hitting you with all these
Speaker 2: these things that it sounds like lies, that means that's
Speaker 2: a no. I think your friend handled it fine, but
Speaker 2: the next thing it'd be like, no, dude, I just don't.
Speaker 3: I'm not cool with you like that. I don't just
Speaker 3: be having anybody stay in my place. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Have you never seen uh Unsolved Mysteries or Snapped or
Speaker 2: a Law and Order SVU episode?
Speaker 4: People are insane. I don't know you.
Speaker 2: The fact that we've never hung out and you messaging
Speaker 2: me with a can I spend the night at your house?
Speaker 4: Because I'm in a speak with condent. First of all,
Speaker 4: too much information.
Speaker 2: I know that you got bad credit now because you
Speaker 2: haven't paid content one, but like, I'm just gonna assume
Speaker 2: you don't have a single friend that you can contact. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you don't have an aunt or another person that you're
Speaker 2: close with.
Speaker 4: You can't. Honestly, sis, yeah, I think you should.
Speaker 2: Just I'd be like, jump on an app match with somebody,
Speaker 2: spend the night day house that has a c you
Speaker 2: think that's what that's. If I was the neighbor, I
Speaker 2: would have responded like that, like you're just jump on
Speaker 2: tender and go crash somebody house.
Speaker 4: Got to see you'll powably on tomorrow, my partner, Not.
Speaker 3: That sounds like a lot of work, because you gotta
Speaker 3: you're like working to survive at someone's place, Like you
Speaker 3: you have to put you have to lay it on
Speaker 3: thick so that they feel comfortable enough with you don't
Speaker 3: have to You don't have.
Speaker 2: To lay anything on thick, like like if you're if
Speaker 2: you're good at what you do, or you pretend to
Speaker 2: fall asleep after you guys have sex, then they might
Speaker 2: let you stay.
Speaker 4: Honestly, just oh yeah, I've had a lung DREI is
Speaker 4: that what you do? You'd be letting people stay over.
Speaker 2: No sis when when I host, I'd be like, all right,
Speaker 2: well see you next time. What time you got to
Speaker 2: be up in the morning? Oh wow, you're working the
Speaker 2: late shift. Well have I got an early call time?
Speaker 2: So nikes?
Speaker 3: Got wowsers? Okay, got another question? Hey, short one or
Speaker 3: a long it's a short one. Hey from Canada. My
Speaker 3: question is how to avoid clany guys? Love the podcast
Speaker 3: y'all funny as fuck? How to avoid clanky guys? I
Speaker 3: mean clanky people give you red flags up top. You know,
Speaker 3: they say things like, oh my God, like you so much,
Speaker 3: I'm having such a good time. Like they're very but
Speaker 3: not boisterous about like their emotions.
Speaker 2: But not cleaning people are vocal. Some people they just
Speaker 2: have They show up and they're quietly there. And you, guys,
Speaker 2: go from one bar or one party to the next,
Speaker 2: and you turn around and that cleaning person just happens
Speaker 2: to quietly be following y'all, like they're tagging along. That
Speaker 2: you look behind you in the uber pool and they
Speaker 2: in the pool with y'all. Like, some clinging people just
Speaker 2: show up and don't leave. They're not always very vocal.
Speaker 2: I think the best way to avoid a clinging guy, though,
Speaker 2: is to be very clear with them about what you're
Speaker 2: not about to do. Okay, Right, you just have to
Speaker 2: be very like, hey, what's up? Okay? Or you know,
Speaker 2: sometimes you see that one guy that you don't want
Speaker 2: to hug, but every time he see you he wants
Speaker 2: a hug.
Speaker 4: You just got to hit him with that.
Speaker 2: Actually, no, I don't want to I don't wanna hug,
Speaker 2: say that I don't want to hug, or.
Speaker 1: Just don't respond to the text. Right, if they're like
Speaker 1: reaching out, why not just like ghosts them.
Speaker 4: No, I'm tired of the ghosting people. Gotta grow up.
Speaker 4: You have to say to say, nah, I'm not interested,
Speaker 4: or exactly I'm good.
Speaker 2: If you're trying to like be nice about it, then
Speaker 2: not be like, oh I'm don't say I'm not good.
Speaker 1: Sometimes, like the clinging people that they will like find
Speaker 1: something in that response and then be like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: let me try better, like this is my opportunity to
Speaker 1: rymore a.
Speaker 2: Million percent, which is why I'm saying. If you're listening
Speaker 2: to what I'm saying, like, be very clear with them,
Speaker 2: I'm not interested. This is not happening. Yeah, you cool,
Speaker 2: don't touch me, like we like, if we're out and
Speaker 2: I see you amongst the group of people, I'll say
Speaker 2: hello to everybody, but know that we are not hanging out. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: don't text me. You shouldn't. You don't have my phone number.
Speaker 2: You shouldn't have my phone number in the first place. So, like,
Speaker 2: I just think, when you see them, be clear. Because
Speaker 2: when I was and I've told this story before, when
Speaker 2: I was in high school, this guy that lived across
Speaker 2: the street from me asked me out. And I didn't
Speaker 2: know how to say no to people when I was
Speaker 2: in high school, so I would just be.
Speaker 4: Like, I'm not saying no, but I'm not saying yes
Speaker 4: because I can't blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 4: And I said that to this dude.
Speaker 2: And then a couple months later, my homegirl runs into
Speaker 2: my class and she's like, Henry's telling everybody that y'all
Speaker 2: dated what?
Speaker 4: And I was like what?
Speaker 2: And I went out in the hallway and he was
Speaker 2: like screaming about it, and I was like, Henry, we
Speaker 2: were never a couple, Like what are you talking about?
Speaker 4: And he was like, yeah, yes, we were. You can't
Speaker 4: deny our love.
Speaker 2: And blah blah blah, and I was like, we never
Speaker 2: hung out, we never went on no dates. My parents
Speaker 2: don't even let me leave my yard, Like what are
Speaker 2: you talking about? And he was screaming and I was like,
Speaker 2: but that would happen to me all the time, because
Speaker 2: people would ask me out that I did not like,
Speaker 2: and I didn't want to be mean to them, so
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say no, but I wouldn't say yes, and
Speaker 2: they were like, oh, Marie likes me, She's just not
Speaker 2: allowed to say that because she can't date.
Speaker 4: And it was like, no, now as a grown ass person.
Speaker 2: Yeah you know my type, or hey, yeah you know
Speaker 2: I'm dating a bunch of other people would never want
Speaker 2: to see you naked, So thanks.
Speaker 4: I think I want to expose something a little bit.
Speaker 3: I think I'm a clingy person and or have clingy tendencies.
Speaker 3: And the more standoutfice you are, the more I'm like intrigued.
Speaker 4: That is also a thing that I've seen happen. Yes,
Speaker 4: so it's hard to like.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying I'm autistic and I don't know social
Speaker 3: cues or whatever, but I'm just saying real clingy people,
Speaker 3: even if you tell them I'm good, they're still like
Speaker 3: but they'll try to weasel their way back in.
Speaker 2: You'll try that's what you said, That's what Andre said.
Speaker 2: But I again, and I agree with that too, because
Speaker 2: the meaner I am to some people, the more they
Speaker 2: want me to like them. Look at that and five
Speaker 2: years later look at us together. Wow, five years later,
Speaker 2: I'm like, Ah, my friend, it were.
Speaker 3: We are besties out No I'm no you. I mean no, no, no,
Speaker 3: you liked me from jump. It wasn't like I It's
Speaker 3: that was different.
Speaker 2: But I'm saying that there are people, and I'm agree
Speaker 2: with both what both of y'all are saying. There are
Speaker 2: people that when you shut them down, they want you
Speaker 2: to or when they're you're mean to them, they want
Speaker 2: you to like them more.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you just desperately want to be liked by everyone.
Speaker 2: That's so weird to me, because there's somebody. If somebody
Speaker 2: doesn't say bless you when I sneeze, I'd be like, oh,
Speaker 2: I hate her. She heard me sneeze, didn't they bless you?
Speaker 2: She's dead to me, And then I'll hate that person
Speaker 2: forever and not even remember.
Speaker 1: Why I hate them.
Speaker 4: And the opposite of view, I do want to be accepted.
Speaker 4: It sucks.
Speaker 3: It's stupid because the things that people accept. At the
Speaker 3: end of the day, you start questioning. You're like, if
Speaker 3: all these people are liking.
Speaker 4: It, it might not be good. What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Just like you want to be accepted, and it's just like,
Speaker 3: why do you want to be accepted by these masses?
Speaker 4: Like sometimes they don't even have good tastes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like I think that, like human beings are
Speaker 2: we are social creatures, right. You want people to like us,
Speaker 2: and you want to be liked, so you just do
Speaker 2: what everybody else are doing. The people who are out
Speaker 2: here sending trends and shaving their head and stuff. Those
Speaker 2: people do what they want and those are the people
Speaker 2: that are getting followed by clinging people. So I don't
Speaker 2: remember what the question was, but okay, feel like I
Speaker 2: answered it.
Speaker 4: Drag me but also uplift yourself? Got it? You raise me?
Speaker 2: No, what was the question that you? Oh, you said,
Speaker 2: why do we do that? Why do we want to
Speaker 2: be Why do we want to follow the masses? Because
Speaker 2: people don't want to stand out. People want to be normal,
Speaker 2: that's it. They don't want to stand out. They want
Speaker 2: to be normal. So if everybody else is doing it
Speaker 2: and everybody else likes it, you like it too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't want to get be normal because
Speaker 3: that's boring. You get tired of yeah.
Speaker 4: Sidney exactly, and then those people turn into Rihanna. You know.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I hope the Navy comes up after your hardcore.
Speaker 4: What are you talking about. I'm saying she's a trendset up.
Speaker 2: Oh She's not somebody that is like, people follow everything
Speaker 2: Rihanna does. People follow everything Beyonce does, even if it's wrong.
Speaker 2: She'd be overlning her lips with her lipstick and it
Speaker 2: always does And I was just like, did she get
Speaker 2: her lips done? It always looks bad and people are like, yes, Queen,
Speaker 2: you better serve them lips.
Speaker 4: But I think she I think she got her lips done.
Speaker 2: I don't know if she did or she didn't. I
Speaker 2: know that her lipstick is never on her her lips.
Speaker 2: It's always above her lip line. Yeah, and I'd be like,
Speaker 2: who the.
Speaker 4: Is she doing her lifts herself? I think she got
Speaker 4: some shit like enhanced. I'm not even gonna lie. Well,
Speaker 4: it looks bad. I said it. I'm on the record
Speaker 4: to say it. I mean listen.
Speaker 2: You don't even have to hold back, cause these fans
Speaker 2: they fickle.
Speaker 4: They come and go. One minute, they're like, I'll shoot you,
Speaker 4: I'll kill you say anything about my fucking Beyonce.
Speaker 3: And then she comes out and does some stupid shit
Speaker 3: on her track and they're like, ah, she's problematic.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: No people, true Beyonce fans will never say that she
Speaker 2: does anything wrong. She stole that whole visual album, music video,
Speaker 2: whatever and from those African folks, and people are like, yeah,
Speaker 2: she didn't steal that. Beyonce has been doing these moves
Speaker 2: and giving us this choreo for years, and they like
Speaker 2: went through all her videos and picked stuff out to
Speaker 2: like show she'd already done it before. They make excuses.
Speaker 2: Once you have fans and people decide they like you,
Speaker 2: they will like anything and everything that you do.
Speaker 4: Well, that's what the fuck I want. Okay, if you
Speaker 4: listen to the Unofficial Expert and you don't eat.
Speaker 2: Sleep Ship ho this fucking podcast, leave leave now.
Speaker 4: I just want oh yo.
Speaker 3: When I saw you guys putting the palm trees underneath,
Speaker 3: I was like, yell, are insane?
Speaker 4: I said, y'all have absolutely lost your damn mind.
Speaker 3: Yes, Beyonce, I mean be Jhon say John Say you're
Speaker 3: tagging him and tagging us and I was like, well,
Speaker 3: they have no damns and no qualms.
Speaker 4: I love it. I love that.
Speaker 2: Who do we want to put palm trees under their
Speaker 2: photo this this week?
Speaker 4: Who do we need to throw some shade at? Who
Speaker 4: do I have problems with? What do I have problems with? Honestly,
Speaker 4: I can't think of anybody, Andrew.
Speaker 2: Is anybody that's bothering you or somebody who ghosted you,
Speaker 2: or somebody who gave you everybody? We're not doing that. Oh,
Speaker 2: you have to stop you you're no longer cond talk
Speaker 2: on the pot about your business.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's just we're not We're not going to
Speaker 1: go to his profile.
Speaker 3: Oh we can talk. You just don't want to with
Speaker 3: the palm trees.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well tell us what happened and then we'll we'll
Speaker 4: wrap up the episode.
Speaker 1: Did you guys know we're not talking about it? It's okay.
Speaker 4: So you are such a whore?
Speaker 3: I will so, Andrew, what's the point of being on
Speaker 3: the podcast if you can't put.
Speaker 4: Your microphone down? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay.
Speaker 4: Also, you're eating a bagel and we also said that
Speaker 4: we didn't do this in a microphone.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I literally no, I can't tell you. No, I
Speaker 1: had sex with someone off the street.
Speaker 4: You went sex on the street. Hold on, you met
Speaker 4: someone on the street.
Speaker 1: I left a bar and it was like two o'clock
Speaker 1: in the morning.
Speaker 4: You were drunk. It's not you, it's not your fault.
Speaker 4: You're victim.
Speaker 1: And there is the sky uh that you've that you've
Speaker 1: seen around before.
Speaker 4: No, No, it's a strange of danger.
Speaker 1: It's bad.
Speaker 4: This was a man.
Speaker 1: It was like, literally, what was I thinking inviting this
Speaker 1: man into.
Speaker 4: My back to your place in Chelsea?
Speaker 2: I was literally, I know, listen, the person that you
Speaker 2: had sex with, that you met on the street was
Speaker 2: only wandering around because they was having a dispute with
Speaker 2: khand and they.
Speaker 1: I know truly that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, or it could be a psycho fan that listens
Speaker 3: to the podcast that was following you.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like really back and forth with it because
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, this guy, but he mentioned that
Speaker 1: he's traveling for work next week.
Speaker 4: Lies he ain't got no job. No, I don't know
Speaker 4: that where Okay, what did he look like? Who would
Speaker 4: play him in a movie? My God, he's short or tall?
Speaker 1: He was, uh, maybe like a five to ten okay,
Speaker 1: slim black guy.
Speaker 2: So you have a type, Andrew, Yes, you you just
Speaker 2: it just took you this long to realize.
Speaker 4: You just noticed what Andrews type is.
Speaker 1: Just now.
Speaker 4: I just noticed.
Speaker 1: This is the revelation I will.
Speaker 2: Say, when you when you said, you said with somebody
Speaker 2: from the street. In my mind, I was like it
Speaker 2: was a white man, but it was a black guy.
Speaker 4: That's what I thought.
Speaker 2: I literally, I was like, you know theyretty homeless. You
Speaker 2: know those stray dogs out there is somebody that was
Speaker 2: out there feeding pigeons. Yeah, he got locked out of
Speaker 2: his house.
Speaker 1: No, but it was it was good. It was good good.
Speaker 4: And you didn't get murdered.
Speaker 1: So I didn't get murdered. You probably stole some of
Speaker 1: you is something. Yeah. Also, yeah, he left he left
Speaker 1: the used condom on the sink, kitchen sink or the
Speaker 1: bathroom the bathroom sink. That's gross.
Speaker 4: You have a trash can in your.
Speaker 1: Bath I have a trash can in my bathroom.
Speaker 2: And I was like, don't try to act like, oh, yes,
Speaker 2: I do, like you have standards, but.
Speaker 1: It was crazy. I was. I was so I was
Speaker 1: just invited this complete stranger into my house and then.
Speaker 4: And then into your house. And what were you drinking?
Speaker 1: Uh? Just wine?
Speaker 4: How many drinks did you have?
Speaker 1: That's all it takes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Wait, Andrew, do you think you're a sex aholic?
Speaker 1: After that moment, I was like, yeah, I think you're
Speaker 1: a little. Okay, I'm not.
Speaker 2: No, Okay, So what's the record of days that you've
Speaker 2: gone without having sex?
Speaker 1: Oh, that's hard to say because I was in a
Speaker 1: relationship for five years. In the last year of the relationship,
Speaker 1: he didn't have sex ones.
Speaker 2: Okay, So last year Yeah, okay, So you're having a reawakening,
Speaker 2: I guess. So yeah, okay, so it's different. You've been
Speaker 2: through some trauma, so you're a survivor.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to give up you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're not gonna give up you.
Speaker 2: So how far from your house was this bar that
Speaker 2: you walked the street?
Speaker 1: Okay? So the bar was two blocks north and.
Speaker 2: It was right around the corner. You literally had slides
Speaker 2: on and you're like.
Speaker 4: Night cap.
Speaker 1: I left and I was walking to go get pizza,
Speaker 1: and then he just.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, that's the title of the bottom pan out
Speaker 2: went up for pizza.
Speaker 1: Penis is dead too long.
Speaker 2: Just Penis bagels like pizza bagels, Penis bagels.
Speaker 4: So Stino's pizza Penis grows.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when pizzas on a mango, you get happiness.
Speaker 6: And Andrew, thank you so much for sharing your message
Speaker 6: in the last four minutes.
Speaker 4: Yo, what do you Kobe Bryant like? That was?
Speaker 2: That was the move of the year, right, But you
Speaker 2: know he could have had sex with Kobe Bryant that
Speaker 2: night if Kobe was that homeless man.
Speaker 4: Andrew, when did he leave?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: What do you mean, like when like a time like
Speaker 1: time frame?
Speaker 4: How did he say? How late?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: No, it was like and see, I don't know if
Speaker 1: I fully believe him either, because he said that he
Speaker 1: was going to meet his friends out of the bar,
Speaker 1: and I was like, it is literally like two thirty
Speaker 1: in the morning. Why are you showing up this late?
Speaker 2: You were way to get pizza the bar?
Speaker 4: Okay, it's New York City stuff. He was on after Afties. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it wasn't like four o'clock.
Speaker 1: I don't know, because like there are during the weekend. Uh,
Speaker 1: there's just guys in the neighborhood that are cruising. They
Speaker 1: truly are cruising.
Speaker 4: Oh, they from like New Jersey, they leave their families
Speaker 4: back to He.
Speaker 1: Knew what he was doing the coldest. I don't know,
Speaker 1: because he had a backpack as well.
Speaker 4: I don't know. He was a magamon. He was a runaway,
Speaker 4: Yes he was. He was. But it was like you
Speaker 4: got god, Andrew. He probably took some of your mayo.
Speaker 4: He probably took your soy.
Speaker 1: Mayo.
Speaker 4: You know he was in there rifling through them, cabiness.
Speaker 4: Did he put that condom on the counter? Forgot about it?
Speaker 1: I used? I used the bathroom afterwards, and I was
Speaker 1: so afraid to close the door, so I literally just
Speaker 1: left the door open as I was peeing, and he
Speaker 1: just like had to watch me because I was too afraid.
Speaker 2: To let me let me hold on. Andrew, you are
Speaker 2: people who are listening to this right now. If you're
Speaker 2: afraid of the person that you bang it. No, No,
Speaker 2: he did it right though, Andrew, and I almost died,
Speaker 2: but worth it. No, it was was the die on
Speaker 2: the dick, that's merch. Die on the dick, that's we're
Speaker 2: going to get graphic. Uh, Prince Andrew, Let's see how
Speaker 2: long you can go without dick now starting stop.
Speaker 1: I'm not playing, We're playing the game.
Speaker 4: Playing let's do it?
Speaker 1: Are you playing this game too?
Speaker 2: I'm getting dicked tonight because you know, I gotta get balled,
Speaker 2: you know, because I got Wait.
Speaker 4: What time are you going to say?
Speaker 1: I'm not?
Speaker 4: Are you covering this strip club?
Speaker 1: Or no?
Speaker 4: Well, what time you're going to the street club? After ten?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: I can get Dick before ten. I can get like
Speaker 2: lunch dick, brunch, brunch dick. Okay, Andrew, please be safe
Speaker 2: out there.
Speaker 4: I dare you to do a week without Dick. I
Speaker 4: can do. I did a week without Dick literally last week,
Speaker 4: two weeks ago. Andrew, please be careful. Need to drop
Speaker 4: a pan boo for us. But he was going to
Speaker 4: you and he was at home. It would have happened
Speaker 4: at his house. I don't know. Can you just let
Speaker 4: us know, because if anything happens to you, the pot
Speaker 4: is over.
Speaker 2: I mean, we'll probably we'll go dark. We'll go dark
Speaker 2: for we go dark for a week. We'll try the
Speaker 2: lights off like broad memory.
Speaker 4: Andrew, you are rock star?
Speaker 2: Do you?
Speaker 4: And your nipples always a pleasure? Marie? Yo, baldass head.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 3: Literally, I want to donate all the coins to you.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm gonna start a GoFundMe.
Speaker 2: My mom was like, did you take your hair with
Speaker 2: you when you left the barbershop? And I was like no,
Speaker 2: and she was like they're gonna take that and clean
Speaker 2: it and make wigs. And I was like, I didn't
Speaker 2: even want that hair. Nobody wants that hair. And she
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Speaker 3: Thank you guys so much for keep writing us your
Speaker 3: questions and your dilemmas.
Speaker 4: You'll like try to answer them the best Bessie way possible.
Speaker 4: Keep keep being dumb so we can be smart.
Speaker 2: Yes, keep reviewing us on iTunes. We see your mess
Speaker 2: every week and they're so great, so positive.
Speaker 3: Five stars blah blah blah, and yeah, have a blessed
Speaker 3: weekend last weekend.
Speaker 2: Yes, let's stay again, Stay blessed, Stay blessed, my friend
Speaker 2: may forever.
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