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Speaker 1: Forever.

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Speaker 2: Hey, hellove friends.

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Speaker 3: Wow, we're in the studio and it's fucking hot. And

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Speaker 3: I'm not talking about temperature. I'm talking about Marie cut

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Speaker 3: her damn hair. She is bald and so hot.

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Speaker 4: She's bald and the beautiful, bald and the reckless. I

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Speaker 4: love it. I'm overwhelmed.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're doing a lot. I am I any for

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Speaker 2: you to calm down. I'm just giving you the energy

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Speaker 2: that you knew I was gonna give you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I.

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Speaker 2: Spoke you on the phone yesterday and you gave me

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Speaker 2: this energy already, So I feel.

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Speaker 4: Like I'm over it. Really. And also, when this.

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Speaker 2: Episode comes out, it's gonna have been two weeks, it's

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Speaker 2: gonna have been two weeks, So you don't want I

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Speaker 2: need you to give me two weeks from now energy.

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Speaker 4: So you don't want this two weeks from now energy. Marie,

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Speaker 4: you get attention every day. Is this too much, Sidney?

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Speaker 4: You're too much? You Sidney Elizabeth Washington is too much?

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Speaker 5: Why?

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Speaker 2: I don't know why? It feels like a lot.

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Speaker 4: Do you think I'm really turned on? No? I just

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Speaker 4: think that you need to stop screaming.

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Speaker 2: She's just complimenting you. I don't understand. Thank you to

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Speaker 2: the compliment. I don't need more compliments from the same

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Speaker 2: person about.

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Speaker 4: The same thing.

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Speaker 2: I like your arms, Sidney. I'm about to call Adrian

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Speaker 2: right now and tell her to come.

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Speaker 4: Pick you up.

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Speaker 2: You look sexy, bitch, Come get your friendsis.

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Speaker 4: Can you also not try my cute little MAKEU wish?

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Speaker 4: Right over there? Girl? I will leave, I will leave,

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Speaker 4: I will get up and go. Okay, I'm not going

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Speaker 4: to say anything. You talk right.

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Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to this week's episode. If you're listening

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Speaker 2: to it now. Today is the day after I shaved

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Speaker 2: my head, so that's why she's excited.

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Speaker 4: Uh but uh, you know I'm out here.

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Speaker 2: I washed my hair in the shower for the first

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Speaker 2: time last night and it was almost or gasmic.

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Speaker 4: I was like, oh, hair is canceled, like I will

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Speaker 4: never have hair. It was beautiful.

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Speaker 2: And then I shaved all of the hair on my

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Speaker 2: body so I could be fully bald. That's what I

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Speaker 2: did last night. And she is so aerodynamic now.

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Speaker 4: So the cat is bald to the you know what

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Speaker 4: the cat got like whiskers? I got a little strip. Okay, hmm,

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Speaker 4: I'll do the strip. So how do you do that

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Speaker 4: do you near it or do you raise.

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Speaker 1: Her?

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Speaker 3: But like, I don't really have a lot of like

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Speaker 3: thick hair down here. If you could tell about my edges,

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Speaker 3: that's exactly how my cat.

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Speaker 2: Is is hungry. Look your your pussy looks like Jennifer

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Speaker 2: Hudson and the cat's ah, whoa are we even friends?

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Speaker 2: Jennifer Hudson looks like an Ashley homeless cat.

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Speaker 3: It's so it's so problematic. It's racist and homophobic.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, it was so funny. And Taylor Swift

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Speaker 4: is in.

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Speaker 1: The movie, yes, yes, but kid.

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Speaker 2: Kid Rock is upset about it or something. Why I

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Speaker 2: know he tweeted that something about her.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: He tweeted some mess about her, uh being a doorknob

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Speaker 2: or something.

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Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Woty feel bad about Taylor Smith? But the movie looks terrible.

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Speaker 4: So you bawled all the way. Did you shave your

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Speaker 4: your crack? Two? No, I don't know how to shave

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Speaker 4: my crack. I don't know how to do that. Good,

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Speaker 4: don't ever start. How do you do that?

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Speaker 3: Well, we were still supposed to get this Brazilian wax

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Speaker 3: and we haven't.

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Speaker 4: This is true.

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Speaker 2: Well, I feel like I gotta let some hair go

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Speaker 2: want to stripsy?

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Speaker 4: Where are you going? Oh?

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Speaker 2: You just want to get your ass wax than you're

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Speaker 2: using me as an excuse.

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Speaker 3: But also we need to be doing more like simple

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Speaker 3: life type things anyway, simple life, Yeah, like Paris and Hilton.

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Speaker 2: I'm so on brand, baby, classic Sydney, Sydney.

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Speaker 4: How are you doing this week? What's going on? Baby?

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Speaker 4: I'm good.

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Speaker 3: I'm just gonna say this. The podcast is canceled. I

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Speaker 3: can no longer say. It's just like every time I

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Speaker 3: they listen fucking listen, and it's just like, why are

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Speaker 3: you doing this to yourself?

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Speaker 4: If you want to know about me, just talk to

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Speaker 4: me personally. Yeah, but people and and y'all will listen

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Speaker 2: And I feel like y'all can probably y'all know this

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Speaker 2: more than anybody else. But people listen to this podcast

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Speaker 2: and they think, oh my god, I listen to these

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Speaker 2: girls every week for an hour. I know them right there.

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Speaker 2: We say stuff on here that we forget that we

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Speaker 4: Everything is a lie.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I haven't even I don't even have

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Speaker 2: a passport and I've never left the country. You pray, baby,

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Speaker 2: no one's eating, and all I do is pray.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Good Christian gay love Christian gay, that's what you are.

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Speaker 4: Thank you so much, because good is not the word.

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Speaker 4: But uh yeah, same thing.

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Speaker 2: People that I don't want to find the podcast, People

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Speaker 2: that like I'll go out on a date with or

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Speaker 2: a hook up with, or be like, oh you know this,

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Speaker 2: he could join the whotation. We'll find the podcast and listen,

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Speaker 2: and then I can't. Then I can't talk about them.

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Speaker 2: I'm not an evil person, but like, why are y'all

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Speaker 2: listening to what we're talking about?

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Speaker 1: Go away?

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Speaker 4: Leave this podcast.

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Speaker 2: For the people who live in Alaska and Arizona and

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Speaker 2: New Jersey.

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Speaker 4: They deserve this. This is for them. This is for people.

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Speaker 4: For them. If you know me, stop listening to me.

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Speaker 4: At work.

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Speaker 3: People have been sliding in my dms and because I

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Speaker 3: said like, hit me up, But the people who are

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Speaker 3: hitting me up, it's like.

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Speaker 4: Wait, what you mean you said to hit you up?

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Speaker 3: Because remember I was just like, oh, you know, I'm

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Speaker 4: I'm looking for a slim buch hit me up and

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Speaker 4: slim butch and everything. But a slim butch is sliding

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Speaker 4: in my deal.

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Speaker 2: So fin fems No men, thick stop it.

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Speaker 4: It's not funny. No, don't my time.

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Speaker 2: I feel like we only have six straight male listeners.

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Speaker 4: There's other straight men listening. Oh, it's the e Prey

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Speaker 4: Ho episode the influx.

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Speaker 2: Yes see, And that's the other thing that E Prey

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Speaker 2: whole episode was for us. What are y'all doing it?

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Speaker 2: I'm lowering my voice because I don't need people in

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Speaker 2: my business like what's happening. We were supposed to enjoy

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Speaker 2: that episode together, and then you were supposed to tell

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Speaker 2: people about the past the next episode.

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Speaker 4: Of the podcast. Yeah, don't all go to Eat Prey

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Speaker 4: Ho because okay.

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Speaker 2: Also, people have been messaging me since that episode, and

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Speaker 2: they all insist.

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Speaker 4: I mean, they were hoes anyway, but.

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Speaker 2: Now when they're being a hoe, they say, eat prey

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Speaker 2: it's in your name, in my name.

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Speaker 3: Well, you know, I don't know about that whole life,

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Speaker 3: but I'm proud of you and everyone else that's following

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Speaker 3: your journeys.

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Speaker 2: I think I'm really upset with you. Right now, I'm

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Speaker 2: very disappointed in you.

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Speaker 4: Why are you disappointed in me?

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Speaker 2: Because what you just said and what we know to

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Speaker 3: What's true is that you know I'm out here, just

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Speaker 3: I'm here, you know, And.

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Speaker 4: If you can read between line and Sidney said she's out.

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Speaker 2: Here, I'm not out here out here, she's out listen.

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Speaker 3: I just feel like open relationships are dumb. They're just dumb.

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Speaker 3: And if you're in an open relationship, you should just

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Speaker 3: tell people you're having an affair because it sounds more fun.

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Speaker 4: So I do you want to tell your listeners that

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Speaker 4: you have an affair? I'm not having an affair. Do

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Speaker 3: No, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying that open

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Speaker 4: On, and I don't wish that we could.

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Speaker 3: I wish we could all know what was going on. Honestly,

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Speaker 3: I have nothing to say. I know, since you plead,

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Speaker 3: I don't plead the fifth. I have nothing to say.

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Speaker 3: But if somebody wants to, you know, take me up

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Speaker 3: on my open relationship offer. They have been trying and

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Speaker 3: you don't want the office that you've been getting I

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Speaker 3: told you what I like, slim butch that's what I want.

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Speaker 4: What if it's just like a slim dude he's five seven,

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Speaker 4: I will never go back to me. He doesn't have

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Speaker 2: I don't want a man, but if he has a

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Speaker 4: Patti wack dick.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to get my credit together and I don't

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Speaker 4: Oh my god. So I checked my credit score for

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Speaker 4: never Andrew, do you know what your credit score is?

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Speaker 1: I don't, honestly don't know what credit score is.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, because I'm getting ready to move, I'm looking

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Speaker 4: Like, what is it?

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Speaker 2: So I never I don't know my blood type and

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Speaker 2: I don't know I didn't know my credit score. So

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Speaker 2: I went on creditcarma dot com and then I went

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Speaker 2: because you gotta put like your social and your birth

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Speaker 2: date and like the information people would need.

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Speaker 4: To like steal your identity. So I checked. My credit

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Speaker 4: score is six sidy? Do you know what yours is?

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Speaker 2: Ah? N?

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Speaker 4: Good?

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Speaker 3: Like listen, if anybody ever try to take my information

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Speaker 3: and do something with it, the cops are coming.

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Speaker 4: Credit score it's in the six hundreds? Is it in

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Speaker 4: the five? This is the four.

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Speaker 2: I can't get in an apartment, Okay, but you can't

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Speaker 2: get an apartment if it's in some some sixes.

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Speaker 4: You know, I can't get in an apartment.

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Speaker 2: Just know that my credit score is six hundred and

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Speaker 2: eighty two. Well, that's not bad, it said fair. The

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Speaker 2: website said fair. It didn't say good.

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Speaker 4: That's fair.

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Speaker 1: So what is a really good one? Then?

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Speaker 4: Late eight eight? Right?

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Speaker 2: So the the realtors that I've been talking to are like, oh,

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Speaker 2: need your last two tax returns, UH bank statement, a

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Speaker 2: I'm never getting an apartment. Just to let you guys,

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Speaker 2: I was like, this book report is gonna be thick.

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Speaker 4: I'm a chic vagabond.

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Speaker 3: I will be jumping from home to home in the

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Speaker 2: With a plastic bag with all your stuff in it.

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Speaker 2: It would be a total several totes. It would actually

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Speaker 4: You have at your home.

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Speaker 2: That's a lot is tiny. It is a carry on away.

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Speaker 2: Come send us some more stuff.

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Speaker 4: Please. You gave us one two case we need another one.

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Speaker 4: We're going away.

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Speaker 2: We're going to Miami for we can't actually me and

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Speaker 2: im kimm' kim it and you know you need ID

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Speaker 3: Oh, let's talk about my story. How I lost my passport?

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Speaker 3: Right lost it fell out of my bag because you

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Speaker 4: Bag ladies is really loud, It's just loud. Can we

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Speaker 4: can we turn this down? Well, maybe I'll turn my

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Speaker 3: Do you hear the The hate is steaming off both

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Speaker 4: Thank you, because I'm thriving over here. You're thriving with

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Speaker 2: The entire five years that I've known her exclusively been

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she ain't got no license, she got no non

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Speaker 4: I feel like you always.

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Speaker 2: Have your Social Security card on YouTube? No change anyway,

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Speaker 2: So passport? Is her ID ready lost it?

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Speaker 3: Right, didn't realize it was gone until I needed it

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Speaker 4: So you know where you lost it? You think you

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Speaker 4: know where you lost Oh? I know where I lost it?

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Speaker 4: Oh where did you lose that?

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Speaker 3: Said, I'm not saying anyway, in a hotel?

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Speaker 4: Ho tell mo, tell holiday.

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Speaker 2: Wow, my little go ahead, you lost it? Then somebody's

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Speaker 3: No, anyway, I so lost my passport and I'm freaking

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Speaker 2: Up like where were you last? Where were the areas?

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Speaker 2: Like maybe like we could repost this or something like that.

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Speaker 2: What like the people who followed, they'd be looking out.

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Speaker 1: Yo.

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Speaker 3: I really fucking appreciate the people who ride or die

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Speaker 4: AnyWho. A day later, I get a.

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Speaker 3: D M mad late like like after midnight, Hey, I

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Speaker 3: I was like, this is a setup, this is God,

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Speaker 3: this is no I was like, this is not real.

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Speaker 3: I thought you thought he was getting catfished. Yeah, I

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Speaker 4: Who woul play her in the movie? Discard her? Was

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Speaker 3: She looked like a like a video video model, but

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Speaker 2: She looked like she's Spanish or something like that. Yes,

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Speaker 2: what you're saying, okay, just say she likes an friend.

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Speaker 4: Don't do that to me. A video how Yeah, her

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Speaker 4: It's just okay. She's Brazilian. Let me show you, let

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Speaker 4: me show you, and she's a lot of it. Yeah. No,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, she looked like she maybe has hooked

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Speaker 2: up with Drake before. Yes, I'm gonna tell you guys

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Speaker 2: what she looks like. She looks like a mix of

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Speaker 2: the girl from what was that my not my wife

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Speaker 4: That's what I'm talking about. Now, I have no clue.

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Speaker 4: She was like the.

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Speaker 2: Daughter from Oh Adrianna sent your message and said want

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Speaker 2: to hit the strip club tonight? Wow, we're going out.

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Speaker 2: We're bringing the bald haird out to the strip club.

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Speaker 2: She looks, she's pretty okay, go ahead, that looks real

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Speaker 2: to me.

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Speaker 4: Look she don't look fake.

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Speaker 3: No, she looked like that in real life. And so

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Speaker 3: she's giving me all this information. I was like, oh shit,

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Speaker 3: you do have my past. Where does she find your passport?

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Speaker 3: She found it in Clinton Hill, Okay, that's where she

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Speaker 3: found it, and I was in I was in an

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Speaker 4: That's what happened.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 3: And so so she's like here, I'm here until the

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Speaker 3: fifteenth or whatever. So I meet her the next day, okay,

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Speaker 3: in a public place. No, at her house. She goes,

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Speaker 3: you're trying to get kidnapped. She give me her apartment number,

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Speaker 2: But I'd be like, since we can be out of

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Speaker 3: I said, what are you going to be doing at

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Speaker 4: You went at nighttime? Wow, Sydney.

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Speaker 3: Truly I needed it before I got into Union Hall

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Speaker 3: and it's perfect because her house was by Union Hall,

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Speaker 4: She's in a robe, yeah, ripping the way. She was sorry.

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Speaker 4: She had a whipped cream bikini on the Varsity blue.

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Speaker 4: I was like, aye, yi yai, hi deal meal me,

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Speaker 4: I ain't.

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Speaker 3: I'm Amy, And she's like, sorry, well what were you wearing?

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Speaker 3: Like what did you wear? I looked great. I had

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Speaker 3: like my makeup was flawless. I had jeans. I looked pretty.

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Speaker 3: But she see my but you know, my passport picture

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Speaker 3: is not that great, okay, because you started to say

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Speaker 3: it and I was like, but is it a good phone?

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Speaker 3: Now it's not that's but she's seen you on the GRAMD.

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Speaker 4: She what it is.

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Speaker 3: Yes, So she saw me, and I like, she looked

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Speaker 4: But she's not gay. She's just you know, she's just

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Speaker 3: Girl that she's She's got like over three hundred and something, uh,

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Speaker 3: three hundred thousand followers.

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Speaker 4: She's like low key famous. She's a violinist. She's great

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Speaker 4: a violinist. Why did you say that?

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Speaker 2: Why did you call her a video ho? Well, this

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Speaker 2: is not feminist. I did not say like a video

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Speaker 2: I asked you, like a video girl. She doesn't look

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Speaker 2: like a violina. I asked you to describe her. I

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Speaker 2: asked you literally, all you said was she looked like

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Speaker 1: You didn't say if she if she said that she

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Speaker 2: No, but she could have been Andrew, thank you, But

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Speaker 2: Sydney could have described her fully and given us a

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Speaker 2: round image of who this person was. That's your fault

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Speaker 2: for thinking video girls are like one dimensional, bitch.

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Speaker 4: They are one dimension. Yes, they're doing video things. They

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Speaker 4: hadn't smaller a video ho that was you?

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Speaker 2: Yes, But okay, I feel like there are people who

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Speaker 2: are listening to this who are on my side right

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Speaker 2: now because we asked you to describe her and tell

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Speaker 3: Like a video I'm not descripted her in a movie.

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Speaker 3: I my brain cells are gone. It's okay, and we

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Speaker 3: have another pod after this, so I have to save

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Speaker 3: my energy.

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Speaker 4: So fuck both of you. Wow you did. Sidney is

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Speaker 4: a county ass.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to kiss you in the mouth. Andrew, he said,

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Speaker 2: that's he said that's a hay crime. If you put

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Speaker 2: your gay ass lips on his gay.

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Speaker 1: Ass lips, that's its Outria.

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Speaker 3: You're telling me you would to kiss me, Absolutely not,

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Speaker 3: would you kiss Marie?

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Speaker 2: No, well maybe I don't have hair. Now you kiss Marie,

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Speaker 2: I cannot believe. I can't believe it's not butter.

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Speaker 1: Right now, I don't know. I'm just not feel right now.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Sidney, you're being mean, and you got here later

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Speaker 2: than all of us, and your shorts are super short today,

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Speaker 2: and you hugged me, and I think you metuned me

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Speaker 2: a little bit. And you put cream cheese on Andrew's

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Speaker 2: shoes and you didn't even apologize.

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Speaker 1: You took and you took the bagel and left. You

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Speaker 1: took the bagel and dripped cream cheese.

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Speaker 2: When I tell y'all that Sidney is the Regina George

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Speaker 2: of the group, y'all don't be believing me.

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Speaker 4: Marie must that's something mean.

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Speaker 2: Didn't even die never has on a bra, and she

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Speaker 2: never has on any matters. Okay, rude, this is this

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Speaker 2: is hard. This is black American behavior right here. See

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Speaker 2: I got culture because my family not from here. Okay,

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Speaker 2: let me reel this back in.

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Speaker 3: So she gave me my passport and I said, can

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Speaker 3: I get you a drink or coffee things? She's like, no,

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Speaker 3: that's fine, but I do want to come to a show.

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Speaker 3: And I said, so you did google me? You did

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Speaker 3: get into it, I mean Sydney.

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Speaker 2: How do you think she found your Instagram and slidding

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Speaker 2: your dms? If not by looking you up friends?

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Speaker 3: She said, you tried to friend me on Facebook. But

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Speaker 3: I had too many friends, I said, I said, because

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Speaker 3: you're a Facebook boy. No, I do not be accepting

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Speaker 3: people shit unless I know them. From now on, I

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Speaker 3: only accept people I know.

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Speaker 4: You're already at your limits.

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Speaker 2: So that means every time you add new people, you

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Speaker 2: have to delete old people.

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Speaker 4: I do so if you fuck up, if I don't

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Speaker 4: like your post.

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Speaker 1: Delete Well, you're following a lot of people on Instagram.

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Speaker 4: And he's following like three thousand people. No, I'm not

447
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Speaker 4: how many people you're following, like two thousand and six.

448
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Speaker 1: I feel like it's too much.

449
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Speaker 3: A lot of it is friends from like college Sidney.

450
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Speaker 4: You have two.

451
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Speaker 2: Thousand, seven hundred friends from college and from work. No,

452
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Speaker 2: I used to be a bottom waitress in Sydney. I

453
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Speaker 2: know they follow all those people. I've seen you follow

454
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Speaker 2: people that you don't know just cut you know what,

455
00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:06,720
Speaker 2: like you do that, that's how you use your Instagram.

456
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Speaker 2: Most of those people you don't know two thy seven

457
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Speaker 2: hundred some people.

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Speaker 4: So you're telling me I need to clean the whole

459
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Speaker 4: thing now andrew things you should purge. I actually don't.

460
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've purged like a few months ago, and I

461
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Speaker 1: felt great.

462
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Speaker 4: How many people are you following?

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Speaker 1: I'm following like nine hundred people. It's nice. I feel

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Speaker 1: like if you're following it over a thousand people, it's

465
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Speaker 1: just too much.

466
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Speaker 4: Too much.

467
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Speaker 2: I don't know, I'm following seven hundred and seventy people. Yeah,

468
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Speaker 2: I like to keep it right into seven seven. I'm

469
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Speaker 2: ad seven more people would can help you. I don't

470
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Speaker 2: know how to like unfollow people. It's you just hit

471
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Speaker 2: that little button until it turns now. I know, then

472
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Speaker 2: it turns blue and then it'll say follow back, and

473
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Speaker 2: then you just don't. But you know, I follow things

474
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:48,639
Speaker 2: that make me, like, make my timeline look interesting. But

475
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Speaker 2: I also don't really browse Instagram anymore. I'll post my

476
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Speaker 2: thing and then log out, or I'll hit my story

477
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Speaker 2: and then I'll log out. I don't like I feel

478
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Speaker 2: like I spent too I was wasting too much time

479
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,919
Speaker 2: on Instagram, but not enough that I need to be

480
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Speaker 2: deleting the app.

481
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Speaker 4: From my phone.

482
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Speaker 1: You know, yeah, you need it.

483
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Speaker 2: Well, I'll do a little purge and I'll figure out

484
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Speaker 2: who I got to delete.

485
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Speaker 4: I mean, you have to.

486
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Speaker 2: Delete at least seventeen hundred people. You're not gonna do that. Yes,

487
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Speaker 2: you're you're about to hit three thousand. You're saying you

488
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Speaker 2: don't have that many, but you're about to hit it.

489
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Speaker 3: Well, I get bored if, like, I have the same

490
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:24,800
Speaker 3: fucking people posting the same shit. Like that's why I

491
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Speaker 3: have a variety of motherfuckers, right, hot girls? I have

492
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Speaker 3: hot girls. I don't know I have like a little

493
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Speaker 3: bit of celebrities. I have comedians way too many. That's

494
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Speaker 3: who I need to unfollow the comedian.

495
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Speaker 2: I don't follow anybody famous. I can follow any celebrities.

496
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Speaker 4: You don't. I follow famous people because I don't want to.

497
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Speaker 2: Be on the train underground with the rats looking at you,

498
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Speaker 2: jumping in and out of a helicopter to your Mercedes

499
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Speaker 2: bench trup.

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Speaker 4: No man, you should follow Mariah Carey.

501
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Speaker 2: Her is hilarious, she is she is wacky, yeah, what

502
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:54,240
Speaker 2: does she do?

503
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Speaker 4: I feel like she does a lot of shit.

504
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Speaker 1: Walking down the street the other day and she did

505
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Speaker 1: like a like a viral challenge or something.

506
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Speaker 4: Do you see that?

507
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:02,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, but she did it wrong, and she did it

508
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,160
Speaker 2: and she couldn't even sing her own song.

509
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Speaker 1: Oh. It was like the why are you so obsessed

510
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:06,560
Speaker 1: with me?

511
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Speaker 3: It was just like Mariah Carey is such an auntie,

512
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:13,920
Speaker 3: but also your delusional because you don't understand how corny.

513
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:18,040
Speaker 4: The shamps baby? Yes you know she boozy. Hey, Mariah,

514
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:20,560
Speaker 4: Me and Mariah.

515
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:24,800
Speaker 2: Go back babies es uh so back to back to

516
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Speaker 2: the ball, back to the ball.

517
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Speaker 4: How do you think?

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Speaker 1: No?

519
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:29,400
Speaker 4: No, no, no, back to the passport.

520
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:33,080
Speaker 2: Okay, you offered to take care for a drink? She says, no.

521
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:34,840
Speaker 2: She says, I want to come to a show.

522
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,080
Speaker 4: I told her about the knitting factory on Sunday. She's

523
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Speaker 4: coming tomorrow, who knows? But I said, sun every Sunday booth,

524
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Speaker 4: every Sunday is free. I got you.

525
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Speaker 2: Whatever you said, everything for you every Sunday I got.

526
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:48,080
Speaker 2: Everybody else pays with you. If you want to do

527
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:50,359
Speaker 2: a little time with your little violin, I got you.

528
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Speaker 4: Also.

529
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Speaker 2: Shout out to those women from Where were they from Arizona? Yeah,

530
00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,359
Speaker 2: it was like a bunch of them. And then a

531
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Speaker 2: girl from text Yeah it was she was really really cute.

532
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:04,040
Speaker 2: Y'all are coming through. Oh she was so beautiful. Yeah.

533
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:06,320
Speaker 2: We were like, you listen to us. We were like,

534
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:08,640
Speaker 2: why do you listen to us? She was so hot,

535
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:11,240
Speaker 2: you know, her baby hairs. I was like, oh, you

536
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:13,480
Speaker 2: have both of your parents in your life and you

537
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:16,800
Speaker 2: might have it back. She was stunting gun. We were like,

538
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,320
Speaker 2: you're might be the hottest listener that we've ever had

539
00:23:19,359 --> 00:23:22,439
Speaker 2: hold up to show hold on and she's like and

540
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:25,440
Speaker 2: she was like stop and we were like, truly top

541
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Speaker 2: top five most hottest Inofficial expert listeners we've ever seen.

542
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:38,160
Speaker 4: It's true gorge. Uh and then what else? And then

543
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Speaker 4: that's it.

544
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Speaker 3: I mean she didn't follow me back on Instagram, So

545
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Speaker 3: that's also.

546
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:46,159
Speaker 2: That you do be fast to follow somebody and of

547
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:47,199
Speaker 2: course they're not gonna follow you back.

548
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Speaker 4: You got three thousand people that you follow. That's true.

549
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:52,480
Speaker 3: Okay, but you know from our Philly show, I forgot

550
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:55,440
Speaker 3: to shout out a couple of people. Uh, Nick Mitchell,

551
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Speaker 3: God bless you, you messy, you messy down.

552
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:03,040
Speaker 4: You brought is he the one who brought poppers? Is

553
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:05,480
Speaker 4: that the black Eye? I think so it might be

554
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:06,320
Speaker 4: him or Ted.

555
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:10,920
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, So two weeks ago, several weeks ago, two

556
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:14,359
Speaker 2: weeks ago, the episode came out about me not liking

557
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:17,119
Speaker 2: comedy no more. Yeah, And then that same night we

558
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:19,480
Speaker 2: went to Philly. The show was sold out, fucking killed.

559
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:21,560
Speaker 2: A bunch of people who listened to the podcast came

560
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:24,480
Speaker 2: and everybody was so cool something. I was a little

561
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,760
Speaker 2: bit creepy, but everybody was so cool. And this is

562
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:29,679
Speaker 2: one of the people who we hung out with that night.

563
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Speaker 3: Nick Mitchell, Nora Fineberg, and Ted Wilson and there were

564
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Speaker 3: some other people but I couldn't catch their fucking names.

565
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:39,720
Speaker 3: But shout out to y'all for coming through and then

566
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:44,520
Speaker 3: hanging out after and just being like awesome, just good

567
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Speaker 3: old people.

568
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Speaker 2: Yes, somebody bought me poppers. He was I came out.

569
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:50,120
Speaker 2: I was like, hey, thanks for coming. He's like, love

570
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:53,479
Speaker 2: your podcast, poppers baos and I was like, yeah, I'm not.

571
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:56,000
Speaker 2: We not banging tonight and this is not Amsterdam, so

572
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:57,159
Speaker 2: thank you, but no thanks.

573
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Speaker 3: And he was gay too, and oh, I said, I

574
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:03,160
Speaker 3: love a reckless gag messy gay just got no qualm,

575
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 3: shut door, a messy gay.

576
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:08,280
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, it's great, we're here for it.

577
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 2: But yeah, the shows have been good. She's coming to

578
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,480
Speaker 2: see us back to the Bault.

579
00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:14,800
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know.

580
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,560
Speaker 2: I didn't think about my ears at all before I

581
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:19,200
Speaker 2: shaved my head. I didn't know what my ears were

582
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:23,080
Speaker 2: gonna look like. And they're fine. But now I feel

583
00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 2: like my ears are really low on my head. Oh no,

584
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,360
Speaker 2: I feel like a cartoon. I feel like Skeeter from

585
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,440
Speaker 2: Doug or Gerald from Hay Arnold.

586
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:32,800
Speaker 1: You have cute, little small ears. Yeah, I have.

587
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:36,160
Speaker 2: My mother's ears, my father's waiste though it's so good.

588
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:45,560
Speaker 2: My grandma's ass she did so nobody did, Citney. Your

589
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:49,480
Speaker 2: nails look so healthy and long. Honestly, your nails on

590
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:51,760
Speaker 2: your butt the two parts of your body thriving the most.

591
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:54,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, but these these are not good nails to be

592
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,199
Speaker 4: a lesbian in, though. Yeah. It a little square, so

593
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:57,760
Speaker 4: you got around them. Yeah, I'm around them out.

594
00:25:57,760 --> 00:26:01,439
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get the little oval shape and uh, you know,

595
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,600
Speaker 3: just I'm just trying to live my life.

596
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:06,440
Speaker 4: Man, That's all that you can do. Friend.

597
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:09,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was like a couple of people who like

598
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:12,119
Speaker 3: hit me up to like hang out, and I was

599
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:13,160
Speaker 3: just like, come.

600
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,400
Speaker 4: On now, which people from the podcast or like people.

601
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:20,360
Speaker 2: There's just like I feel like, if you're a comedian,

602
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:22,240
Speaker 2: you should never ever ever talk to me.

603
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:26,800
Speaker 4: I will never like hang out with a comedian. Yeah,

604
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:27,320
Speaker 4: that's gross.

605
00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:29,399
Speaker 3: And I'm like, if you see what my girl look like,

606
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 3: if you are not better than then I just can

607
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,320
Speaker 3: It's just like a waste.

608
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:37,879
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, if I can't ask.

609
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 2: You to join me and my girlfriend, if my girlfriend

610
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:41,480
Speaker 2: will say no to you, then.

611
00:26:42,119 --> 00:26:47,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, well this is wow sitting.

612
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:55,080
Speaker 2: Well, Wow, the Patreon's gonna be lit when we do it.

613
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 2: When we do it, it's gonna be you guys gonna

614
00:26:57,359 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 2: lose your minds. Actually, I don't know if people listening

615
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:01,840
Speaker 2: to the the probably shouldn't be listen to that either.

616
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,320
Speaker 4: What do we do about this? How do we may

617
00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:09,239
Speaker 4: have to start another podcast? No, this is what we do.

618
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:11,240
Speaker 2: We we gotta Okay, So we have a bunch of

619
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 2: live shows coming up, and this is truthfully and honestly

620
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 2: super exciting. Yes, places that were definitely coming to definitely

621
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:20,560
Speaker 2: maybe we're gonna be We're doing a live show in

622
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:24,120
Speaker 2: New York in October and Brooklyn and then we may

623
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:26,080
Speaker 2: or may not be doing like a Ludlow house or

624
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:28,720
Speaker 2: a Soho house or like a Dumbo house. Yeah somethwhere

625
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:32,560
Speaker 2: for the for the wealthy friends? Uh, and then Chicago

626
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:37,520
Speaker 2: in November and then Toronto is coming. We only happen.

627
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:43,399
Speaker 2: But also like we are actively and like about to

628
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:45,360
Speaker 2: start with this merch thing for real, for real.

629
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,600
Speaker 3: Oh, we have to do we have to do it

630
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:51,119
Speaker 3: because we found the palm tree palm tree necklaces.

631
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:52,480
Speaker 4: Those are fucking so good.

632
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:55,680
Speaker 2: This woman walked by and she had a little tiny

633
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 2: palm tree like gold, get.

634
00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 4: This, And I was like, you need that for the podcast.

635
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,080
Speaker 2: We're like where you get that from? She's like it

636
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 2: was free, My mom mad it for me.

637
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 3: Maybe yeah, we got Maybe we go on Etsy and

638
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 3: just like get like a bunch of them and then

639
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:10,440
Speaker 3: we'll sell them at the show for one hundred dollars each.

640
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 2: I mean, if we buy them on Etsy, you know

641
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:15,080
Speaker 2: we're paying ninety nine dollars for them, So it's gonna

642
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 2: be don't play real gold, don't.

643
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:19,359
Speaker 4: Play that, and we'll put a little S and M

644
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 4: in it.

645
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:23,040
Speaker 2: No, the pountry is so tiny. Yes, okay, I mean

646
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:25,399
Speaker 2: you tried. I did, Thank you for your contribution that

647
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:26,040
Speaker 2: we don't need.

648
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:26,879
Speaker 4: I thought about it.

649
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:31,600
Speaker 3: I'm sorry it was yeah, but like I just want

650
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:34,560
Speaker 3: to do Like when we go to Miami, We're not

651
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:35,679
Speaker 3: gonna do comedy, right.

652
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 4: I'm not playing it.

653
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 2: That's commeding to me that you think I'm gonna go

654
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 2: to Miami to do comedy.

655
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 4: No, I just want to fucking have fun.

656
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 2: We're in Miami, Okay, for the people who are listening,

657
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 2: for the poppy chulos, for the mamasitas and the video

658
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 2: hos that listen to us down there, will be there

659
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 2: the fifteenth, No, the thirteenth to the fifteenth. Yeah, just

660
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:55,920
Speaker 2: a little long weekend, you know, invite us to your

661
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:59,880
Speaker 2: your beach side condo and make baya for us.

662
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:02,400
Speaker 3: But the thing is is that Miami We've I've done

663
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:05,360
Speaker 3: it so many times and not like it's like played out,

664
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:08,320
Speaker 3: But Miami is one of those places like your body

665
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:11,560
Speaker 3: gotta be right, you gotta have low expectations, Like if

666
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:13,440
Speaker 3: you're trying to do it up and go to Star Island,

667
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 3: like that's not that's not your lane.

668
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 2: Let me tell you what I want to do in

669
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:19,040
Speaker 2: Miami when we're I want to go to the beach

670
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 2: just for like ten minutes.

671
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, took a couple of photos.

672
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:24,160
Speaker 2: Because we don't like the beach. I hate the sand

673
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:27,160
Speaker 2: in my feet. I don't your feet, yeah, because it

674
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:30,000
Speaker 2: makes me look like twelve years of slave, Like I

675
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 2: look so gross.

676
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:34,240
Speaker 4: It's just not my brand. So also, and I don't

677
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 4: Oh my.

678
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:36,320
Speaker 2: God, I can learn how to swim, though, I said

679
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:37,680
Speaker 2: as soon as I shave my head, I was gonna

680
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 2: start taking class it.

681
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 3: I mean, I mean it can teach you because yeah,

682
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,520
Speaker 3: it's a swim instructor. So I think I'll catch that.

683
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,600
Speaker 3: I'll catch that. I'll do a little like cinematography of

684
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 3: you struggling to swim.

685
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 4: No, I mean I want I need to learn. Can

686
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,120
Speaker 4: I learn how to swim in two weeks? Is that?

687
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:54,840
Speaker 4: Is that realist?

688
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:57,240
Speaker 2: Now? I think she could teach you I for Miami

689
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:03,200
Speaker 2: for me, Ummi, I don't know. I just feel like

690
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:07,480
Speaker 2: Mina is good enough to train you while we're in

691
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 2: Miami and we can.

692
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:10,520
Speaker 3: I don't want to learn how to swim in Miami.

693
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 3: I want to learn how to swim for Miami. I

694
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:16,200
Speaker 3: don't know if that's gonna happen. Friend, I mean says,

695
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 3: you know, I'm gonna employed I got time to take

696
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 3: some swim. If you want to go to like YMCA

697
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:21,959
Speaker 3: and do it with Amina, you can.

698
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:23,960
Speaker 2: I think she should teach her. She's a friend, you

699
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 2: trust her. She went to Howard on a swim scholarship.

700
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, she has his son. Like she's a black woman.

701
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:31,160
Speaker 4: I'm supporting black business.

702
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna pay her, no, no, no, but you

703
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:36,200
Speaker 3: know I'll bring her like an insure huh, or like

704
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 3: a like a like a Pedia light for a baby.

705
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:42,840
Speaker 4: Do five year olds drink Pedia light? Nah?

706
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:45,120
Speaker 3: I think I'm never gonna know how to swim, And

707
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:46,880
Speaker 3: I'm I don't know if I'm ever gonna learn how

708
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:47,240
Speaker 3: to drive.

709
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:51,160
Speaker 4: Not with that attitude. Not with that attitude, Sydney.

710
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:54,800
Speaker 2: That is the simple life is me teaching you how

711
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 2: to drive, but you don't know how to fucking drive exactly.

712
00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:00,240
Speaker 4: But I have a license, so I did want know

713
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:02,960
Speaker 4: how to drive. I don't know. That sounds like a nightmare.

714
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,600
Speaker 3: It sounds like it is one of those situations where

715
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:09,360
Speaker 3: the ambulance are gonna be called. It's gonna be an accident.

716
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,800
Speaker 3: I might lose an arm. I mean, with that attitude,

717
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:13,160
Speaker 3: you might.

718
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, So you're telling me I need to be positive

719
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:18,320
Speaker 4: for everything. I mean as positive as you are about

720
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 4: me being bald when you walked in here, as how

721
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 4: you should be about everything else. We gotta do a

722
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 4: helicopter ride that too. Yeah, apparently I'm in the exclusive

723
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 4: Uber helicopter club. That's crazy. Wow did you get into this?

724
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:35,120
Speaker 2: Since I'm a platinum Uber member now I pay more

725
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 2: than you and Uber. Yeah that's true, but something since

726
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:41,880
Speaker 2: your rating must be trash because I don't know Uber

727
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 2: helicopter to JFK. I mean I would never, but imagine

728
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:48,120
Speaker 2: what's your rating. It's like a four point eight something.

729
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 4: I'm gonna offer to give somebody head in the fucking

730
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:54,280
Speaker 4: Uber so I could get.

731
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 2: Your rating's gonna go even lower. He's gonna be like

732
00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:58,880
Speaker 2: her mouth was so dry.

733
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:01,480
Speaker 3: Let me see.

734
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 4: Actually I've been told the opposite. Oh, wet, wet, give

735
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 4: me that Woodwood City. You are nasty. I don't even

736
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:11,040
Speaker 4: know who you are, right other things?

737
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:13,840
Speaker 2: You know, the level of grossness oozing from that side

738
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:14,640
Speaker 2: of the microphone.

739
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:16,960
Speaker 3: I mean, I just I'm just saying I'm proud of

740
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,080
Speaker 3: the things that I can do. If I can do them,

741
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:24,040
Speaker 3: you know, I believe, Why is it disgusting? I'm a

742
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:28,320
Speaker 3: four point seven three.

743
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:30,720
Speaker 1: Wow, give me that four to get the helicopter?

744
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:34,440
Speaker 4: Is that what it is? It's such a nightmare.

745
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:37,600
Speaker 3: I hate when there's things that I want to get

746
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 3: into that I'm not even going to use.

747
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 4: I just that's just how I am. I want what

748
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:43,360
Speaker 4: everybody else has.

749
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:46,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're that, You're like that only child that wasn't

750
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:49,160
Speaker 2: allowed to go outside when everybody else is playing. But

751
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:52,400
Speaker 2: the thing is is that like you, you know, you're being

752
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:53,760
Speaker 2: a hoe and shaving your head.

753
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:56,480
Speaker 4: I'm not trying to do that. Well, you're trying to

754
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:56,800
Speaker 4: do me.

755
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 1: That.

756
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:05,640
Speaker 2: You don't be so weird, you weird.

757
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 4: Don't be so gig Sydney. Damn. I told you I

758
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:13,320
Speaker 4: have standards. So you.

759
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:15,560
Speaker 3: Saying don't be gay. But honestly, I'm very picky and

760
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 3: very particular.

761
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 1: Slim but and I feel like that is what Marie.

762
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 2: As I got off the shoulder one shoulder situation.

763
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, but she's got that like off the shoulder blouse

764
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 3: like R and B thing like that's not slim, butch.

765
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:34,760
Speaker 3: I need like a tank top, like a regular black

766
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 3: tank top and your shorts. Actually, if you change your top,

767
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 3: I would be like your mom.

768
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:49,480
Speaker 2: Man, I'd be like yo, my, my, sir, I can't

769
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 2: take my shirt off.

770
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 4: I don't have a brown one. The way you flirt

771
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 4: with me, Ray.

772
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:55,760
Speaker 2: Sydney, the way your nipples are looking at me right now.

773
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:58,520
Speaker 2: It's not even in the bra. It's the Sydney State.

774
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:02,719
Speaker 2: Cidney is the most extensive collection of knit. Some aware

775
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 2: it is legit a knit tank top.

776
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 4: It's a sweater top. And my bro doesn't even fit.

777
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:09,960
Speaker 4: I know, Oh, I have.

778
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 3: A shirt for you. I have a shirt. I'll bring

779
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,520
Speaker 3: it to you later. I got it in the wrong size.

780
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:15,799
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's gonna fit you, but.

781
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:20,160
Speaker 2: I think it'll fit you actually, because it looks like

782
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 2: it's like, uh, it's a black tank tank top, but

783
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:25,640
Speaker 2: it like has a deep like v right here, and

784
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:27,719
Speaker 2: it has like a little underwire and it's supposed to

785
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:28,839
Speaker 2: push your boobs together.

786
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:34,280
Speaker 4: Slim slim, And you got this for work?

787
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:39,440
Speaker 2: I mean, I have a shopping problem. I shopped too much.

788
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:43,759
Speaker 3: When money is in my hand, like my hand is

789
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:46,719
Speaker 3: on fire, I have to spend. I went to Sapphora,

790
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:50,319
Speaker 3: spent almost two hundred dollars on things. Friend, I had

791
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:53,800
Speaker 3: to re up up on some things I got Georgia

792
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:56,000
Speaker 3: Almani Foundation, which is.

793
00:34:55,760 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 4: Why it's just it's so good. Really, yeah, it's so

794
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 4: girl collection.

795
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:06,839
Speaker 2: It's so like smooth, and it just it feels right.

796
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:11,400
Speaker 4: Okay, how much did that costs? Like almost seventy dollars

797
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:13,920
Speaker 4: for a foundation for foundation? How many answers? I have

798
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:15,959
Speaker 4: a problem, Yeah, it sounds like you do. I need

799
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 4: somebody to help me, not buy anything, yes, by buying

800
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 4: her stuff.

801
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:22,840
Speaker 2: Okay, you heard it here first, folks, city has a

802
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:26,719
Speaker 2: problem and we need you to help us.

803
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:28,760
Speaker 4: Oh my god, let's read somebody's questions.

804
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:31,759
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, people have center that we're supposed to help

805
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:32,719
Speaker 2: them answer.

806
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:34,920
Speaker 4: Woh okay.

807
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 2: I have none of these prepared because I.

808
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:39,360
Speaker 4: Didn't know we was going to have this today. I

809
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:43,600
Speaker 4: have one. It's a lot of dead air on the podcast.

810
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:45,759
Speaker 4: No it's not. It's not like we got it.

811
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:48,440
Speaker 3: I have it already because I hit the guy up

812
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, I'm using this.

813
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:51,720
Speaker 4: I'm using this today.

814
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 3: Okay, here we have hi, guys, I need help. My

815
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:58,000
Speaker 3: boyfriend and I have been together for three years. We

816
00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:01,680
Speaker 3: met in college. Boring the last two of those three years,

817
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:05,320
Speaker 3: we have been in a long distance about one point

818
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,799
Speaker 3: five hours apart, so not too bad.

819
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 4: Gross.

820
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,880
Speaker 3: My boyfriend just moved about four hours away from me

821
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:15,279
Speaker 3: for a job. I'm so happy for him, but I'm

822
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:18,200
Speaker 3: getting a little frustrated at our relationship as I can't

823
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:20,480
Speaker 3: tell if we're fuck, if he fucking wants to be

824
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 3: in the same place or not, Like when we moved

825
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 3: away from each other finding their job reasons, unsure what

826
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:30,400
Speaker 3: to do what else. I thought that we would eventually

827
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,520
Speaker 3: formulate a plan to get back together in the same

828
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 3: damn city.

829
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:36,240
Speaker 4: What chop do we on? But that literally isn't happening

830
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:36,799
Speaker 4: so far.

831
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:39,279
Speaker 3: I've tried to bring this up several times to him,

832
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 3: but we can't seem to figure out anything. I'm twenty

833
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:43,239
Speaker 3: five and need to figure out my next move in

834
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 3: life and I can't tell if it's going to be

835
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:47,239
Speaker 3: with him or not. Basically, tell me if I'm a

836
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 3: dumb bitch or not. But by the way, you both

837
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:51,520
Speaker 3: are great and I'm from the Midwest and I need

838
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:52,440
Speaker 3: to get out anyways.

839
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 4: Anyways, love you both.

840
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:56,040
Speaker 3: The pod is so fucking funny and brings me so

841
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 3: much joy, and fuck all those other pods.

842
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, can we both at the same time say what

843
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:03,240
Speaker 2: we think about her? One, two, three.

844
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:08,239
Speaker 4: You stop it, girl, you're twenty five? How long did

845
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 4: you say they've been together? Five years? Three years? Sis,

846
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:11,960
Speaker 4: you should be.

847
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 2: Out and thriving and like showing people your side boob.

848
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:17,440
Speaker 2: What are you worried about this guy for? Yeah, you

849
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 2: guys are not going to get married. And I'm telling

850
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 2: you that with a one hundred percent certainly of my

851
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:23,839
Speaker 2: heart because you're so young and you guys have been

852
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:27,960
Speaker 2: apart for so long at this point, he has a

853
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 2: whole life that you don't know nothing about, and you

854
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:32,920
Speaker 2: are doing things that he's not experiencing with you.

855
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 3: And every time you're bringing up like okay, so how

856
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 3: are we gonna get back together? And he's not trying

857
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:41,399
Speaker 3: to formulate anything with you. That's that's him telling you

858
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:42,279
Speaker 3: what what you mean?

859
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:43,279
Speaker 4: He's like who it is.

860
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 2: He's like out with other people, not thinking about you.

861
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:49,279
Speaker 2: You need to move on, ye, move on?

862
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:50,439
Speaker 4: Sis? Yeah? I can't.

863
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:52,280
Speaker 2: I can't see your photo. I didn't look at the avy,

864
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:53,920
Speaker 2: but I feel like you're too cute for this. I

865
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:55,360
Speaker 2: feel like you got that dimpled or something.

866
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:58,600
Speaker 4: He's got a nice hairline. You're better than this.

867
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:02,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, please, I don't believe in long distance relationships.

868
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:05,760
Speaker 4: I just don't they're dumb. I not that they're dumb, it's.

869
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:10,120
Speaker 2: Just like, there's too much there's too many people out

870
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:12,320
Speaker 2: here in this world for you to be stuck worrying

871
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:14,520
Speaker 2: about somebody on the other side of the world.

872
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 4: Or on the other side of the coast. Whatever. Listen,

873
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 4: If I'm in New York and you in New Jersey,

874
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 4: first of all, we're not gonna date.

875
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 2: Yeah. If I'm in Brooklyn and you and queens, ah,

876
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:24,880
Speaker 2: so long distance relationship is not gonna happen. It's not

877
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 2: we don't live off the same train line and you

878
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:29,319
Speaker 2: don't live closer to the city. It's not convenient for

879
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:30,879
Speaker 2: me to stay at your house to go to work

880
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:31,240
Speaker 2: and stuff.

881
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 4: No, that's I don't need that.

882
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:36,040
Speaker 3: If my uber has to cross the bridge to get

883
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 3: to you, so saudy not happening.

884
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:39,799
Speaker 2: If you're young and you have a boyfriend, the best

885
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:44,399
Speaker 2: thing about having boyfriends is hopefully good dick. But also

886
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:47,399
Speaker 2: like going out and like getting drunk at a bar

887
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 2: on a Tuesday, or like eating lunch or dinner with

888
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:55,320
Speaker 2: their friends, and like remembering goofy conversation that y'all are having.

889
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:58,359
Speaker 2: Having somebody who's four hours away. You don't have that

890
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:01,239
Speaker 2: with them, and you're twenty five, like you wasting good years.

891
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:04,480
Speaker 3: You're so fucking young, like you should be having a

892
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:06,480
Speaker 3: dick in your mouth and in your ass at the

893
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 3: same time. You should not be worrying about somebody that

894
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:12,399
Speaker 3: you don't see enough. What are you facetiming? I don't

895
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:14,319
Speaker 3: have enough wife for that wi fi for that shit.

896
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:16,399
Speaker 3: I don't have enough data, I don't have enough time.

897
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:17,760
Speaker 3: I can't do it. You don't have enough manners.

898
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 2: Sydney's legs are open, there's a hole in her crotch

899
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:23,520
Speaker 2: I can see. Okay, somebody else question a number does

900
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:27,800
Speaker 2: Somebody said, this is a Hispanic person from Texas trying

901
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 2: to have a hot girl summer. But I'm not dating

902
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:33,680
Speaker 2: and I'm not catching feels. But I am but a

903
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:36,760
Speaker 2: free lunch I'm always down for. But he started catching

904
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:40,799
Speaker 2: feelings after two lunches and I cannot He's nice and all,

905
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:43,479
Speaker 2: but how do I curve him without being too harsh?

906
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 2: Because I still want these lunches? This is a question. Okay,

907
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:51,080
Speaker 2: how do you tell somebody you don't really want them

908
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:54,319
Speaker 2: without hurting them and they still take you to get food?

909
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 4: Sorry, it's impossible. That's not true.

910
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 2: Don't do that because I did it for years, remember

911
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:05,319
Speaker 2: mm hmm, remember that, and it paid for every meal.

912
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:08,440
Speaker 3: But I don't think he I think that he realized

913
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,400
Speaker 3: that you guys were never gonna date.

914
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:13,920
Speaker 2: Because I told him at the beginning, you gotta do

915
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:14,840
Speaker 2: it at the beginning.

916
00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 4: I don't remember what I.

917
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:20,920
Speaker 2: Said to him, but I am a kind of harsh person,

918
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 2: so people are not surprised when I talk to them

919
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:25,799
Speaker 2: a certain way. They're just like, oh, well, that's just.

920
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 4: Marie being Marie.

921
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:29,600
Speaker 2: I feel like it's it's the language that you use.

922
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:33,200
Speaker 2: You gotta hit him with. I feel like when you

923
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:35,399
Speaker 2: put somebody in the friend zone, you do that by

924
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:38,360
Speaker 2: talking about stuff that men don't expect you to say,

925
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:42,719
Speaker 2: Like like you're sitting with him and you're talking and

926
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:44,160
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, I went on this day with this

927
00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 2: dude last night and this, this this happened, you know

928
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 2: what I mean. Tell him what you're doing with other

929
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:52,760
Speaker 2: people and treat him like a friend. Make him realize, Oh.

930
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:55,719
Speaker 1: Because she's gonna have to start paying for the bunches.

931
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,600
Speaker 2: Well, I mean that's uh, that's a risk you have

932
00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:01,000
Speaker 2: to take. But that that she says that to him

933
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:02,319
Speaker 2: at he gonna pay for that one?

934
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:02,560
Speaker 4: Still?

935
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:04,680
Speaker 1: I know? But also, why is she stopping at lunches?

936
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 1: I would go for the dinner? Dinners are more expensive.

937
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 1: Why is she not doing well?

938
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 2: Maybe they caught, Maybe they're colleagues and they work, they

939
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:14,319
Speaker 2: get the same lunch break something I don't know.

940
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:14,840
Speaker 4: I don't know.

941
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:17,359
Speaker 3: Y'all always gotta stop being users, like you can't pay

942
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:17,759
Speaker 3: for lunch?

943
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:21,959
Speaker 1: Since I get you on I I don't.

944
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 4: You also took his breakfast. The audacity of you. I'm

945
00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:28,160
Speaker 4: just saying, though, like, how old are you? You can't afford lunch?

946
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 2: Now, I'm just at the time of my life that

947
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 2: I if I don't want to be next to you,

948
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:35,200
Speaker 2: if I don't like you food, she can never be

949
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:37,319
Speaker 2: that good to say that. She didn't let him. She's

950
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 2: not interested, she's not interested in it. He could very

951
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:44,000
Speaker 2: well be a nice guy like I, sis, I does this.

952
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:47,120
Speaker 2: I've been on plenty of date and plenty of lunch, dinner,

953
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:49,240
Speaker 2: drink with somebody that I didn't give a damn about.

954
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:51,760
Speaker 2: But I was like, the food cute, and something's gonna happen.

955
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:53,840
Speaker 4: But do you do you do a repeat?

956
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:57,360
Speaker 2: Is it like three I've done plenty of repeats.

957
00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 4: I'm here for a round two and a round three.

958
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:02,719
Speaker 2: That's why you and I'm okay, And I'm fine with that,

959
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:05,480
Speaker 2: and I will continue to be into shield, but I

960
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:06,359
Speaker 2: will also be fool.

961
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 4: That's merchin shit.

962
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:08,799
Speaker 1: I love it.

963
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:11,880
Speaker 4: But also I'll be full. You know, Yeah, but what

964
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,640
Speaker 4: do you mean? It's twenty nineteen.

965
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 2: If a chick wants to let somebody pay for something,

966
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 2: let him pay, Let him pay. Bring enough money, don't

967
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:22,560
Speaker 2: bring no cash, don't bring no money on you. Just

968
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 2: bring your phone. Make sure it's fully charged. Just think

969
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:26,200
Speaker 2: case you gotta pay for that uber to high tail

970
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 2: it out of it.

971
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:28,839
Speaker 3: She just want to let you know, y'all talking to

972
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:33,919
Speaker 3: Marie who has like a fucking symmetrical stunning face. If

973
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:36,680
Speaker 3: that's not your if that's not your vibe, I don't know.

974
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:38,520
Speaker 3: I don't think anybody could just pull that off.

975
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:38,880
Speaker 4: Marie.

976
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:42,160
Speaker 3: Well, also, you're very charismatic, and even if somebody wasn't

977
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:45,080
Speaker 3: looking at you, you can hold many of conversations at

978
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:46,920
Speaker 3: the table and they feel like they're not getting robbed.

979
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 4: Well, the girl said this question. She's cute, cute, she

980
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:53,279
Speaker 4: looks like some people should be out trying to date

981
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 4: her and she looks young. Let me look at her.

982
00:42:55,920 --> 00:43:01,840
Speaker 2: She looked like she like in her teens. C Yeah, girl,

983
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:04,680
Speaker 2: you better laugh at his stupid ass jokes. Touch his hand,

984
00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:06,319
Speaker 2: but tell him about other dudes that you be with.

985
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 2: That's what you gotta do. You gotta be like ah

986
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 2: and then like gently touch his hand when he says

987
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 2: something stupid, and then you gotta be like you know what.

988
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:15,400
Speaker 2: That reminds me of this guy Tyler that I went

989
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 2: out with on Thursday, Like, let him know that you're out.

990
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:24,919
Speaker 4: Here, Marie, seize your class friend. Oh coach, ho coach,

991
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 4: oh coach?

992
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:29,719
Speaker 3: Okay, another one. My friend recently had this exchange with

993
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:34,640
Speaker 3: his neighbor. Their relationship has basically just been casual conversations

994
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:37,839
Speaker 3: in passing. They have never hung up, they have never

995
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:39,239
Speaker 3: hung out. How would you handle this?

996
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:39,600
Speaker 4: Okay?

997
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:42,600
Speaker 3: So this is the conversation she sent me the screenshot

998
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:45,359
Speaker 3: of the fucking conversation. Y'all better come through with these

999
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:49,080
Speaker 3: motherfucking receipts. Y'all giving me a storyline? I love I

1000
00:43:49,239 --> 00:43:50,400
Speaker 3: stand Okay.

1001
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 4: So here's guys, a beginning of middle and an end. Yes,

1002
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:55,160
Speaker 4: here's the conversation. Are you home?

1003
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:58,799
Speaker 3: Can I maybe crash your place tonight? My power just

1004
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:01,399
Speaker 3: turned off. I've been on a dispute with the kan

1005
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:04,760
Speaker 3: ed from my last apartment. It's going to be turned

1006
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:06,640
Speaker 3: back on tomorrow morning. But I won't be able to

1007
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 3: sleep tonight with an AC. I won't be able to

1008
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 3: sleep tonight with an AC or fan or anything. Okay, Okay,

1009
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:16,319
Speaker 3: So then her friend write, hey, sorry, I didn't have

1010
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:17,080
Speaker 3: my phone near me.

1011
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 4: Lies. I just saw that call extra lies.

1012
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:24,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, my partner works nights and I work during the day,

1013
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 3: so we're unable to have anyone stay the night, and

1014
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,440
Speaker 3: our dog have been having issues, so we're trying to

1015
00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:34,880
Speaker 3: have her in a consistent environment. Sorry about that, Yoda

1016
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:35,400
Speaker 3: lies up.

1017
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:42,279
Speaker 2: They started a sentence with me, Well, my partner, in

1018
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:43,400
Speaker 2: case you didn't know.

1019
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:47,360
Speaker 3: These fables and fallacies y'all got going up. Tuna wouldn't

1020
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:50,239
Speaker 3: have to stay. I just have lupus and I have

1021
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:54,520
Speaker 3: to and I would flare up with this what okay is.

1022
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:56,040
Speaker 4: This Noma from America's Next Time?

1023
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:59,000
Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm sorry here, I understand, but we just unfortunately

1024
00:44:59,000 --> 00:44:59,960
Speaker 3: cannot have anyone over.

1025
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 4: Wow.

1026
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, nigga, you like no like First of all,

1027
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 2: we never hung out and you asked them to stay

1028
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:07,600
Speaker 2: in my apartment, that's a that's a no for me.

1029
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:07,919
Speaker 1: Dog.

1030
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:11,320
Speaker 4: Like my neighbors in my apartment they're not that nice.

1031
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 3: Like they barely speak when I speak to them, and

1032
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:14,960
Speaker 3: the lady next door to me is a hoarder.

1033
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:16,479
Speaker 4: So I would never stay there. Yeah.

1034
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:19,600
Speaker 3: So it's just like, first of all, I have I

1035
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:22,120
Speaker 3: have a person that I'm living with, they not cool

1036
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:24,360
Speaker 3: with you staying. And then I have a dog that

1037
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:27,440
Speaker 3: got all these like issues. It's a hypochondria where the.

1038
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:28,239
Speaker 4: Dog is biting people.

1039
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 2: Yes, So like if I'm hitting you with all these

1040
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:33,799
Speaker 2: these things that it sounds like lies, that means that's

1041
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 2: a no. I think your friend handled it fine, but

1042
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:39,719
Speaker 2: the next thing it'd be like, no, dude, I just don't.

1043
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:41,640
Speaker 3: I'm not cool with you like that. I don't just

1044
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:44,480
Speaker 3: be having anybody stay in my place. I'm sorry.

1045
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:50,759
Speaker 2: Have you never seen uh Unsolved Mysteries or Snapped or

1046
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:52,080
Speaker 2: a Law and Order SVU episode?

1047
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:55,040
Speaker 4: People are insane. I don't know you.

1048
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 2: The fact that we've never hung out and you messaging

1049
00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:59,319
Speaker 2: me with a can I spend the night at your house?

1050
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:01,200
Speaker 4: Because I'm in a speak with condent. First of all,

1051
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 4: too much information.

1052
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:03,960
Speaker 2: I know that you got bad credit now because you

1053
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:07,720
Speaker 2: haven't paid content one, but like, I'm just gonna assume

1054
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:10,959
Speaker 2: you don't have a single friend that you can contact. Yeah,

1055
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:14,239
Speaker 2: you don't have an aunt or another person that you're

1056
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:14,719
Speaker 2: close with.

1057
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:17,760
Speaker 4: You can't. Honestly, sis, yeah, I think you should.

1058
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:20,320
Speaker 2: Just I'd be like, jump on an app match with somebody,

1059
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:22,080
Speaker 2: spend the night day house that has a c you

1060
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:24,360
Speaker 2: think that's what that's. If I was the neighbor, I

1061
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 2: would have responded like that, like you're just jump on

1062
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:28,879
Speaker 2: tender and go crash somebody house.

1063
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:32,359
Speaker 4: Got to see you'll powably on tomorrow, my partner, Not.

1064
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:33,960
Speaker 3: That sounds like a lot of work, because you gotta

1065
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 3: you're like working to survive at someone's place, Like you

1066
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 3: you have to put you have to lay it on

1067
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:44,080
Speaker 3: thick so that they feel comfortable enough with you don't

1068
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 3: have to You don't have.

1069
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:49,399
Speaker 2: To lay anything on thick, like like if you're if

1070
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 2: you're good at what you do, or you pretend to

1071
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,480
Speaker 2: fall asleep after you guys have sex, then they might

1072
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:55,240
Speaker 2: let you stay.

1073
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:58,640
Speaker 4: Honestly, just oh yeah, I've had a lung DREI is

1074
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 4: that what you do? You'd be letting people stay over.

1075
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:05,719
Speaker 2: No sis when when I host, I'd be like, all right,

1076
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:10,360
Speaker 2: well see you next time. What time you got to

1077
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 2: be up in the morning? Oh wow, you're working the

1078
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 2: late shift. Well have I got an early call time?

1079
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:17,440
Speaker 2: So nikes?

1080
00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 3: Got wowsers? Okay, got another question? Hey, short one or

1081
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:28,480
Speaker 3: a long it's a short one. Hey from Canada. My

1082
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:31,480
Speaker 3: question is how to avoid clany guys? Love the podcast

1083
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:34,920
Speaker 3: y'all funny as fuck? How to avoid clanky guys? I

1084
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:39,239
Speaker 3: mean clanky people give you red flags up top. You know,

1085
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:43,200
Speaker 3: they say things like, oh my God, like you so much,

1086
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:47,120
Speaker 3: I'm having such a good time. Like they're very but

1087
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 3: not boisterous about like their emotions.

1088
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:51,799
Speaker 2: But not cleaning people are vocal. Some people they just

1089
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:54,880
Speaker 2: have They show up and they're quietly there. And you, guys,

1090
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:57,799
Speaker 2: go from one bar or one party to the next,

1091
00:47:57,800 --> 00:47:59,760
Speaker 2: and you turn around and that cleaning person just happens

1092
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:03,840
Speaker 2: to quietly be following y'all, like they're tagging along. That

1093
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 2: you look behind you in the uber pool and they

1094
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:08,799
Speaker 2: in the pool with y'all. Like, some clinging people just

1095
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 2: show up and don't leave. They're not always very vocal.

1096
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 2: I think the best way to avoid a clinging guy, though,

1097
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:18,560
Speaker 2: is to be very clear with them about what you're

1098
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:20,759
Speaker 2: not about to do. Okay, Right, you just have to

1099
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:23,480
Speaker 2: be very like, hey, what's up? Okay? Or you know,

1100
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:25,480
Speaker 2: sometimes you see that one guy that you don't want

1101
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:27,480
Speaker 2: to hug, but every time he see you he wants

1102
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:27,920
Speaker 2: a hug.

1103
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:29,120
Speaker 4: You just got to hit him with that.

1104
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 2: Actually, no, I don't want to I don't wanna hug,

1105
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:33,319
Speaker 2: say that I don't want to hug, or.

1106
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 1: Just don't respond to the text. Right, if they're like

1107
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 1: reaching out, why not just like ghosts them.

1108
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:41,400
Speaker 4: No, I'm tired of the ghosting people. Gotta grow up.

1109
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 4: You have to say to say, nah, I'm not interested,

1110
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:46,239
Speaker 4: or exactly I'm good.

1111
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:48,680
Speaker 2: If you're trying to like be nice about it, then

1112
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:51,040
Speaker 2: not be like, oh I'm don't say I'm not good.

1113
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:53,280
Speaker 1: Sometimes, like the clinging people that they will like find

1114
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:55,239
Speaker 1: something in that response and then be like, oh my god,

1115
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:57,320
Speaker 1: let me try better, like this is my opportunity to

1116
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:58,080
Speaker 1: rymore a.

1117
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:00,880
Speaker 2: Million percent, which is why I'm saying. If you're listening

1118
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:02,879
Speaker 2: to what I'm saying, like, be very clear with them,

1119
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,319
Speaker 2: I'm not interested. This is not happening. Yeah, you cool,

1120
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:08,839
Speaker 2: don't touch me, like we like, if we're out and

1121
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:10,839
Speaker 2: I see you amongst the group of people, I'll say

1122
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:14,440
Speaker 2: hello to everybody, but know that we are not hanging out. Yeah, okay,

1123
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:16,640
Speaker 2: don't text me. You shouldn't. You don't have my phone number.

1124
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:19,480
Speaker 2: You shouldn't have my phone number in the first place. So, like,

1125
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:22,080
Speaker 2: I just think, when you see them, be clear. Because

1126
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 2: when I was and I've told this story before, when

1127
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:26,280
Speaker 2: I was in high school, this guy that lived across

1128
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:28,440
Speaker 2: the street from me asked me out. And I didn't

1129
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:30,440
Speaker 2: know how to say no to people when I was

1130
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:31,759
Speaker 2: in high school, so I would just be.

1131
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 4: Like, I'm not saying no, but I'm not saying yes

1132
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:37,720
Speaker 4: because I can't blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

1133
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:39,400
Speaker 4: And I said that to this dude.

1134
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:42,439
Speaker 2: And then a couple months later, my homegirl runs into

1135
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:45,719
Speaker 2: my class and she's like, Henry's telling everybody that y'all

1136
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:46,719
Speaker 2: dated what?

1137
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:47,719
Speaker 4: And I was like what?

1138
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:49,440
Speaker 2: And I went out in the hallway and he was

1139
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:52,279
Speaker 2: like screaming about it, and I was like, Henry, we

1140
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:54,400
Speaker 2: were never a couple, Like what are you talking about?

1141
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:57,080
Speaker 4: And he was like, yeah, yes, we were. You can't

1142
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:57,879
Speaker 4: deny our love.

1143
00:49:57,920 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 2: And blah blah blah, and I was like, we never

1144
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:02,080
Speaker 2: hung out, we never went on no dates. My parents

1145
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 2: don't even let me leave my yard, Like what are

1146
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:08,400
Speaker 2: you talking about? And he was screaming and I was like,

1147
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:10,479
Speaker 2: but that would happen to me all the time, because

1148
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:12,279
Speaker 2: people would ask me out that I did not like,

1149
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:14,719
Speaker 2: and I didn't want to be mean to them, so

1150
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:17,960
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say no, but I wouldn't say yes, and

1151
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,040
Speaker 2: they were like, oh, Marie likes me, She's just not

1152
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 2: allowed to say that because she can't date.

1153
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:26,160
Speaker 4: And it was like, no, now as a grown ass person.

1154
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:29,239
Speaker 2: Yeah you know my type, or hey, yeah you know

1155
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:31,319
Speaker 2: I'm dating a bunch of other people would never want

1156
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 2: to see you naked, So thanks.

1157
00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 4: I think I want to expose something a little bit.

1158
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:42,720
Speaker 3: I think I'm a clingy person and or have clingy tendencies.

1159
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:48,279
Speaker 3: And the more standoutfice you are, the more I'm like intrigued.

1160
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:52,280
Speaker 4: That is also a thing that I've seen happen. Yes,

1161
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:56,239
Speaker 4: so it's hard to like.

1162
00:50:57,840 --> 00:51:01,000
Speaker 3: I'm not saying I'm autistic and I don't know social

1163
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:05,040
Speaker 3: cues or whatever, but I'm just saying real clingy people,

1164
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:08,400
Speaker 3: even if you tell them I'm good, they're still like

1165
00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:11,640
Speaker 3: but they'll try to weasel their way back in.

1166
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 2: You'll try that's what you said, That's what Andre said.

1167
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:18,720
Speaker 2: But I again, and I agree with that too, because

1168
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:21,040
Speaker 2: the meaner I am to some people, the more they

1169
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:23,600
Speaker 2: want me to like them. Look at that and five

1170
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:28,080
Speaker 2: years later look at us together. Wow, five years later,

1171
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:31,680
Speaker 2: I'm like, Ah, my friend, it were.

1172
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:36,760
Speaker 3: We are besties out No I'm no you. I mean no, no, no,

1173
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:39,359
Speaker 3: you liked me from jump. It wasn't like I It's

1174
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:40,280
Speaker 3: that was different.

1175
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:42,919
Speaker 2: But I'm saying that there are people, and I'm agree

1176
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,719
Speaker 2: with both what both of y'all are saying. There are

1177
00:51:44,719 --> 00:51:46,680
Speaker 2: people that when you shut them down, they want you

1178
00:51:46,719 --> 00:51:48,640
Speaker 2: to or when they're you're mean to them, they want

1179
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:49,520
Speaker 2: you to like them more.

1180
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you just desperately want to be liked by everyone.

1181
00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:55,280
Speaker 2: That's so weird to me, because there's somebody. If somebody

1182
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:57,640
Speaker 2: doesn't say bless you when I sneeze, I'd be like, oh,

1183
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:00,600
Speaker 2: I hate her. She heard me sneeze, didn't they bless you?

1184
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:02,759
Speaker 2: She's dead to me, And then I'll hate that person

1185
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:04,040
Speaker 2: forever and not even remember.

1186
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:05,000
Speaker 1: Why I hate them.

1187
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:08,640
Speaker 4: And the opposite of view, I do want to be accepted.

1188
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:09,640
Speaker 4: It sucks.

1189
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:14,640
Speaker 3: It's stupid because the things that people accept. At the

1190
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:17,359
Speaker 3: end of the day, you start questioning. You're like, if

1191
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:18,799
Speaker 3: all these people are liking.

1192
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:21,360
Speaker 4: It, it might not be good. What are you talking about?

1193
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:24,880
Speaker 3: Just like you want to be accepted, and it's just like,

1194
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:27,040
Speaker 3: why do you want to be accepted by these masses?

1195
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:28,920
Speaker 4: Like sometimes they don't even have good tastes?

1196
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:33,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like I think that, like human beings are

1197
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:36,719
Speaker 2: we are social creatures, right. You want people to like us,

1198
00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:38,799
Speaker 2: and you want to be liked, so you just do

1199
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:40,799
Speaker 2: what everybody else are doing. The people who are out

1200
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:43,600
Speaker 2: here sending trends and shaving their head and stuff. Those

1201
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:45,880
Speaker 2: people do what they want and those are the people

1202
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:48,960
Speaker 2: that are getting followed by clinging people. So I don't

1203
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,920
Speaker 2: remember what the question was, but okay, feel like I

1204
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:51,400
Speaker 2: answered it.

1205
00:52:52,239 --> 00:52:55,840
Speaker 4: Drag me but also uplift yourself? Got it? You raise me?

1206
00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:00,440
Speaker 2: No, what was the question that you? Oh, you said,

1207
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:01,759
Speaker 2: why do we do that? Why do we want to

1208
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:04,800
Speaker 2: be Why do we want to follow the masses? Because

1209
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:07,760
Speaker 2: people don't want to stand out. People want to be normal,

1210
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:09,719
Speaker 2: that's it. They don't want to stand out. They want

1211
00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:12,320
Speaker 2: to be normal. So if everybody else is doing it

1212
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:14,120
Speaker 2: and everybody else likes it, you like it too.

1213
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:16,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't want to get be normal because

1214
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:18,960
Speaker 3: that's boring. You get tired of yeah.

1215
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:22,960
Speaker 4: Sidney exactly, and then those people turn into Rihanna. You know.

1216
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:28,520
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I hope the Navy comes up after your hardcore.

1217
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:31,080
Speaker 4: What are you talking about. I'm saying she's a trendset up.

1218
00:53:31,239 --> 00:53:35,400
Speaker 2: Oh She's not somebody that is like, people follow everything

1219
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:39,280
Speaker 2: Rihanna does. People follow everything Beyonce does, even if it's wrong.

1220
00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:42,600
Speaker 2: She'd be overlning her lips with her lipstick and it

1221
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:45,600
Speaker 2: always does And I was just like, did she get

1222
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:49,959
Speaker 2: her lips done? It always looks bad and people are like, yes, Queen,

1223
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:52,800
Speaker 2: you better serve them lips.

1224
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:56,919
Speaker 4: But I think she I think she got her lips done.

1225
00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:58,360
Speaker 2: I don't know if she did or she didn't. I

1226
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:00,359
Speaker 2: know that her lipstick is never on her her lips.

1227
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:03,440
Speaker 2: It's always above her lip line. Yeah, and I'd be like,

1228
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:04,239
Speaker 2: who the.

1229
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:06,480
Speaker 4: Is she doing her lifts herself? I think she got

1230
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:09,479
Speaker 4: some shit like enhanced. I'm not even gonna lie. Well,

1231
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:12,200
Speaker 4: it looks bad. I said it. I'm on the record

1232
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:14,120
Speaker 4: to say it. I mean listen.

1233
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:17,440
Speaker 2: You don't even have to hold back, cause these fans

1234
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:18,280
Speaker 2: they fickle.

1235
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:21,319
Speaker 4: They come and go. One minute, they're like, I'll shoot you,

1236
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:23,800
Speaker 4: I'll kill you say anything about my fucking Beyonce.

1237
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:26,279
Speaker 3: And then she comes out and does some stupid shit

1238
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:28,200
Speaker 3: on her track and they're like, ah, she's problematic.

1239
00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:28,640
Speaker 4: I don't know.

1240
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:32,160
Speaker 2: No people, true Beyonce fans will never say that she

1241
00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:37,480
Speaker 2: does anything wrong. She stole that whole visual album, music video,

1242
00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:41,680
Speaker 2: whatever and from those African folks, and people are like, yeah,

1243
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:44,360
Speaker 2: she didn't steal that. Beyonce has been doing these moves

1244
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:47,120
Speaker 2: and giving us this choreo for years, and they like

1245
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:50,239
Speaker 2: went through all her videos and picked stuff out to

1246
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:54,120
Speaker 2: like show she'd already done it before. They make excuses.

1247
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:56,440
Speaker 2: Once you have fans and people decide they like you,

1248
00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:58,719
Speaker 2: they will like anything and everything that you do.

1249
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:00,719
Speaker 4: Well, that's what the fuck I want. Okay, if you

1250
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:03,240
Speaker 4: listen to the Unofficial Expert and you don't eat.

1251
00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:07,920
Speaker 2: Sleep Ship ho this fucking podcast, leave leave now.

1252
00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:09,560
Speaker 4: I just want oh yo.

1253
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:12,560
Speaker 3: When I saw you guys putting the palm trees underneath,

1254
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:14,760
Speaker 3: I was like, yell, are insane?

1255
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:18,799
Speaker 4: I said, y'all have absolutely lost your damn mind.

1256
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:22,879
Speaker 3: Yes, Beyonce, I mean be Jhon say John Say you're

1257
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,160
Speaker 3: tagging him and tagging us and I was like, well,

1258
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:27,440
Speaker 3: they have no damns and no qualms.

1259
00:55:27,560 --> 00:55:28,520
Speaker 4: I love it. I love that.

1260
00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:30,799
Speaker 2: Who do we want to put palm trees under their

1261
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:31,879
Speaker 2: photo this this week?

1262
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:34,440
Speaker 4: Who do we need to throw some shade at? Who

1263
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:38,520
Speaker 4: do I have problems with? What do I have problems with? Honestly,

1264
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:39,840
Speaker 4: I can't think of anybody, Andrew.

1265
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:42,000
Speaker 2: Is anybody that's bothering you or somebody who ghosted you,

1266
00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:47,640
Speaker 2: or somebody who gave you everybody? We're not doing that. Oh,

1267
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:49,919
Speaker 2: you have to stop you you're no longer cond talk

1268
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:51,000
Speaker 2: on the pot about your business.

1269
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:53,600
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's just we're not We're not going to

1270
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:55,000
Speaker 1: go to his profile.

1271
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:59,120
Speaker 3: Oh we can talk. You just don't want to with

1272
00:55:59,239 --> 00:55:59,880
Speaker 3: the palm trees.

1273
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:01,879
Speaker 4: Okay, Well tell us what happened and then we'll we'll

1274
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:02,760
Speaker 4: wrap up the episode.

1275
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:05,640
Speaker 1: Did you guys know we're not talking about it? It's okay.

1276
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:07,359
Speaker 4: So you are such a whore?

1277
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:09,640
Speaker 3: I will so, Andrew, what's the point of being on

1278
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:11,160
Speaker 3: the podcast if you can't put.

1279
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:12,200
Speaker 4: Your microphone down? Yeah?

1280
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:13,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay.

1281
00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:15,440
Speaker 4: Also, you're eating a bagel and we also said that

1282
00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:16,759
Speaker 4: we didn't do this in a microphone.

1283
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:21,279
Speaker 1: Sorry, I literally no, I can't tell you. No, I

1284
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:23,040
Speaker 1: had sex with someone off the street.

1285
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:29,200
Speaker 4: You went sex on the street. Hold on, you met

1286
00:56:29,239 --> 00:56:30,200
Speaker 4: someone on the street.

1287
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:32,840
Speaker 1: I left a bar and it was like two o'clock

1288
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:33,320
Speaker 1: in the morning.

1289
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:36,600
Speaker 4: You were drunk. It's not you, it's not your fault.

1290
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:37,120
Speaker 4: You're victim.

1291
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:40,600
Speaker 1: And there is the sky uh that you've that you've

1292
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:41,360
Speaker 1: seen around before.

1293
00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:44,120
Speaker 4: No, No, it's a strange of danger.

1294
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:44,920
Speaker 1: It's bad.

1295
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:47,279
Speaker 4: This was a man.

1296
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:50,759
Speaker 1: It was like, literally, what was I thinking inviting this

1297
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:52,160
Speaker 1: man into.

1298
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:53,640
Speaker 4: My back to your place in Chelsea?

1299
00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:57,000
Speaker 2: I was literally, I know, listen, the person that you

1300
00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:59,279
Speaker 2: had sex with, that you met on the street was

1301
00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:01,560
Speaker 2: only wandering around because they was having a dispute with

1302
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:04,600
Speaker 2: khand and they.

1303
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:06,719
Speaker 1: I know truly that.

1304
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:09,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, or it could be a psycho fan that listens

1305
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:11,279
Speaker 3: to the podcast that was following you.

1306
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:11,600
Speaker 1: Okay.

1307
00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:11,839
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1308
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:13,479
Speaker 1: I was like really back and forth with it because

1309
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:15,520
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, this guy, but he mentioned that

1310
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:17,280
Speaker 1: he's traveling for work next week.

1311
00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:20,200
Speaker 4: Lies he ain't got no job. No, I don't know

1312
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:22,160
Speaker 4: that where Okay, what did he look like? Who would

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00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:25,600
Speaker 4: play him in a movie? My God, he's short or tall?

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00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:30,520
Speaker 1: He was, uh, maybe like a five to ten okay,

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00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:33,240
Speaker 1: slim black guy.

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00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:36,360
Speaker 2: So you have a type, Andrew, Yes, you you just

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00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:38,280
Speaker 2: it just took you this long to realize.

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00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:40,480
Speaker 4: You just noticed what Andrews type is.

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00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:41,960
Speaker 1: Just now.

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Speaker 4: I just noticed.

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00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:45,640
Speaker 1: This is the revelation I will.

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Speaker 2: Say, when you when you said, you said with somebody

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00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:48,720
Speaker 2: from the street. In my mind, I was like it

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00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:50,320
Speaker 2: was a white man, but it was a black guy.

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00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:51,200
Speaker 4: That's what I thought.

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00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:53,480
Speaker 2: I literally, I was like, you know theyretty homeless. You

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00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:55,840
Speaker 2: know those stray dogs out there is somebody that was

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00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:57,960
Speaker 2: out there feeding pigeons. Yeah, he got locked out of

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00:57:57,960 --> 00:57:58,400
Speaker 2: his house.

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00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:02,840
Speaker 1: No, but it was it was good. It was good good.

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00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:03,840
Speaker 4: And you didn't get murdered.

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00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:06,240
Speaker 1: So I didn't get murdered. You probably stole some of

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00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:10,840
Speaker 1: you is something. Yeah. Also, yeah, he left he left

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00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:18,280
Speaker 1: the used condom on the sink, kitchen sink or the

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00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:21,520
Speaker 1: bathroom the bathroom sink. That's gross.

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00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:23,120
Speaker 4: You have a trash can in your.

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00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:24,920
Speaker 1: Bath I have a trash can in my bathroom.

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00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:27,400
Speaker 2: And I was like, don't try to act like, oh, yes,

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00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:30,240
Speaker 2: I do, like you have standards, but.

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Speaker 1: It was crazy. I was. I was so I was

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00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:35,160
Speaker 1: just invited this complete stranger into my house and then.

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Speaker 4: And then into your house. And what were you drinking?

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00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:42,320
Speaker 1: Uh? Just wine?

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00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:43,680
Speaker 4: How many drinks did you have?

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00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:50,320
Speaker 1: That's all it takes.

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00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:52,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, Wait, Andrew, do you think you're a sex aholic?

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00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:55,800
Speaker 1: After that moment, I was like, yeah, I think you're

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00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:57,240
Speaker 1: a little. Okay, I'm not.

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00:58:57,560 --> 00:59:01,560
Speaker 2: No, Okay, So what's the record of days that you've

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00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:02,560
Speaker 2: gone without having sex?

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00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:08,240
Speaker 1: Oh, that's hard to say because I was in a

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00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 1: relationship for five years. In the last year of the relationship,

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00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:12,480
Speaker 1: he didn't have sex ones.

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00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:17,400
Speaker 2: Okay, So last year Yeah, okay, So you're having a reawakening,

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00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:20,360
Speaker 2: I guess. So yeah, okay, so it's different. You've been

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00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:23,120
Speaker 2: through some trauma, so you're a survivor.

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00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:26,000
Speaker 1: I'm not going to give up you.

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00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:27,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're not gonna give up you.

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00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:30,040
Speaker 2: So how far from your house was this bar that

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00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:31,320
Speaker 2: you walked the street?

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00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:35,000
Speaker 1: Okay? So the bar was two blocks north and.

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00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:39,280
Speaker 2: It was right around the corner. You literally had slides

1363
00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:40,000
Speaker 2: on and you're like.

1364
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:43,160
Speaker 4: Night cap.

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00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:45,560
Speaker 1: I left and I was walking to go get pizza,

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00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:46,560
Speaker 1: and then he just.

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00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:52,120
Speaker 2: Like yeah, that's the title of the bottom pan out

1368
00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:53,000
Speaker 2: went up for pizza.

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00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:54,720
Speaker 1: Penis is dead too long.

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00:59:56,200 --> 01:00:00,160
Speaker 2: Just Penis bagels like pizza bagels, Penis bagels.

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00:59:59,800 --> 01:00:01,600
Speaker 4: So Stino's pizza Penis grows.

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01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:05,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, when pizzas on a mango, you get happiness.

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01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:14,480
Speaker 6: And Andrew, thank you so much for sharing your message

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01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:16,240
Speaker 6: in the last four minutes.

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01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:18,960
Speaker 4: Yo, what do you Kobe Bryant like? That was?

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01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:21,480
Speaker 2: That was the move of the year, right, But you

1377
01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:23,400
Speaker 2: know he could have had sex with Kobe Bryant that

1378
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:27,320
Speaker 2: night if Kobe was that homeless man.

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01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:28,439
Speaker 4: Andrew, when did he leave?

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01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:29,560
Speaker 2: Uh?

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01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:31,600
Speaker 1: What do you mean, like when like a time like

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01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:32,240
Speaker 1: time frame?

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01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:33,919
Speaker 4: How did he say? How late?

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01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:34,320
Speaker 2: Oh?

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01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:36,480
Speaker 1: No, it was like and see, I don't know if

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01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:38,320
Speaker 1: I fully believe him either, because he said that he

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01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:39,920
Speaker 1: was going to meet his friends out of the bar,

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01:00:39,960 --> 01:00:41,919
Speaker 1: and I was like, it is literally like two thirty

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01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:45,200
Speaker 1: in the morning. Why are you showing up this late?

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01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:50,200
Speaker 2: You were way to get pizza the bar?

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01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:53,760
Speaker 4: Okay, it's New York City stuff. He was on after Afties. Yeah,

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01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:55,200
Speaker 4: it wasn't like four o'clock.

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01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:59,560
Speaker 1: I don't know, because like there are during the weekend. Uh,

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01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:02,760
Speaker 1: there's just guys in the neighborhood that are cruising. They

1395
01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:03,640
Speaker 1: truly are cruising.

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01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:05,840
Speaker 4: Oh, they from like New Jersey, they leave their families

1397
01:01:05,880 --> 01:01:06,480
Speaker 4: back to He.

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01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:08,200
Speaker 1: Knew what he was doing the coldest. I don't know,

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01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:11,160
Speaker 1: because he had a backpack as well.

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01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:14,960
Speaker 4: I don't know. He was a magamon. He was a runaway,

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01:01:15,160 --> 01:01:18,000
Speaker 4: Yes he was. He was. But it was like you

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01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:20,760
Speaker 4: got god, Andrew. He probably took some of your mayo.

1403
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:22,800
Speaker 4: He probably took your soy.

1404
01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:24,600
Speaker 1: Mayo.

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01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:28,360
Speaker 4: You know he was in there rifling through them, cabiness.

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01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:31,400
Speaker 4: Did he put that condom on the counter? Forgot about it?

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01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:35,920
Speaker 1: I used? I used the bathroom afterwards, and I was

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01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:39,400
Speaker 1: so afraid to close the door, so I literally just

1409
01:01:39,680 --> 01:01:42,360
Speaker 1: left the door open as I was peeing, and he

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01:01:42,520 --> 01:01:46,040
Speaker 1: just like had to watch me because I was too afraid.

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01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:49,920
Speaker 2: To let me let me hold on. Andrew, you are

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01:01:50,760 --> 01:01:52,560
Speaker 2: people who are listening to this right now. If you're

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01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:57,760
Speaker 2: afraid of the person that you bang it. No, No,

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01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:03,040
Speaker 2: he did it right though, Andrew, and I almost died,

1415
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:07,760
Speaker 2: but worth it. No, it was was the die on

1416
01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:10,200
Speaker 2: the dick, that's merch. Die on the dick, that's we're

1417
01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:16,040
Speaker 2: going to get graphic. Uh, Prince Andrew, Let's see how

1418
01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:18,400
Speaker 2: long you can go without dick now starting stop.

1419
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:20,200
Speaker 1: I'm not playing, We're playing the game.

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01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:21,840
Speaker 4: Playing let's do it?

1421
01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:23,400
Speaker 1: Are you playing this game too?

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01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:28,960
Speaker 2: I'm getting dicked tonight because you know, I gotta get balled,

1423
01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:30,360
Speaker 2: you know, because I got Wait.

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01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:31,760
Speaker 4: What time are you going to say?

1425
01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:32,120
Speaker 1: I'm not?

1426
01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:33,400
Speaker 4: Are you covering this strip club?

1427
01:02:33,480 --> 01:02:33,640
Speaker 1: Or no?

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01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,360
Speaker 4: Well, what time you're going to the street club? After ten?

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01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:37,000
Speaker 1: Okay?

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01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:39,080
Speaker 2: I can get Dick before ten. I can get like

1431
01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:45,280
Speaker 2: lunch dick, brunch, brunch dick. Okay, Andrew, please be safe

1432
01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:45,560
Speaker 2: out there.

1433
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:48,480
Speaker 4: I dare you to do a week without Dick. I

1434
01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:51,439
Speaker 4: can do. I did a week without Dick literally last week,

1435
01:02:52,520 --> 01:02:58,400
Speaker 4: two weeks ago. Andrew, please be careful. Need to drop

1436
01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:03,440
Speaker 4: a pan boo for us. But he was going to

1437
01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:06,000
Speaker 4: you and he was at home. It would have happened

1438
01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:07,760
Speaker 4: at his house. I don't know. Can you just let

1439
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:09,800
Speaker 4: us know, because if anything happens to you, the pot

1440
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:10,200
Speaker 4: is over.

1441
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:14,080
Speaker 2: I mean, we'll probably we'll go dark. We'll go dark

1442
01:03:14,120 --> 01:03:17,360
Speaker 2: for we go dark for a week. We'll try the

1443
01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:18,720
Speaker 2: lights off like broad memory.

1444
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:22,200
Speaker 4: Andrew, you are rock star?

1445
01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:22,840
Speaker 2: Do you?

1446
01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:26,280
Speaker 4: And your nipples always a pleasure? Marie? Yo, baldass head.

1447
01:03:26,440 --> 01:03:27,000
Speaker 4: I love it.

1448
01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:29,280
Speaker 3: Literally, I want to donate all the coins to you.

1449
01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:30,920
Speaker 3: You know, I'm gonna start a GoFundMe.

1450
01:03:31,120 --> 01:03:32,800
Speaker 2: My mom was like, did you take your hair with

1451
01:03:32,960 --> 01:03:34,960
Speaker 2: you when you left the barbershop? And I was like no,

1452
01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:37,200
Speaker 2: and she was like they're gonna take that and clean

1453
01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:38,919
Speaker 2: it and make wigs. And I was like, I didn't

1454
01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:41,520
Speaker 2: even want that hair. Nobody wants that hair. And she

1455
01:03:41,680 --> 01:03:44,800
Speaker 2: was like, you're dumb anyway, footed all of me coming

1456
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:45,479
Speaker 2: out that's merch.

1457
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:50,600
Speaker 3: Thank you guys so much for keep writing us your

1458
01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:52,480
Speaker 3: questions and your dilemmas.

1459
01:03:52,680 --> 01:03:55,080
Speaker 4: You'll like try to answer them the best Bessie way possible.

1460
01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:56,960
Speaker 4: Keep keep being dumb so we can be smart.

1461
01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:59,919
Speaker 2: Yes, keep reviewing us on iTunes. We see your mess

1462
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:03,120
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01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:08,120
Speaker 3: Five stars blah blah blah, and yeah, have a blessed

1464
01:04:08,880 --> 01:04:10,320
Speaker 3: weekend last weekend.

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01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:13,160
Speaker 2: Yes, let's stay again, Stay blessed, Stay blessed, my friend

1466
01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:15,080
Speaker 2: may forever.

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01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:21,480
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01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:26,840
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