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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's helping you wake up refreshed

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Speaker 1: with a clean floor thanks to rumba roaster, the vacuum

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Speaker 1: that sucks up crumbs and then runs water through him

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Speaker 1: to make.

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Speaker 2: You a hot cup of Joe.

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Speaker 1: Every decaf now available with Laser Stories, the segment where

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Speaker 1: we read weird news stories around the globe, just like

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Speaker 1: everyone else does, except we've got a laser and those

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Speaker 1: other sucka chinos just don't decaff. This Laser story is

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Speaker 1: out of Chicago. A doordass driver named Barston Phillips got

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Speaker 1: an odd request the other day for a delivery, but thought,

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Speaker 1: why not. I've never done this before, so I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: try it. Okay, So he picked up the food and

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Speaker 1: drove to O'Hare Airport.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, huge, but he didn't enter the terminal or

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Speaker 2: the parking garage. Instead.

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Speaker 1: In the surveillance video, you can see his red Elantra

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Speaker 1: pull up to a security gate near the tarmac.

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Speaker 2: Oh like a pilot, just ordered food.

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Speaker 1: He then simply tells the guard he's a DoorDash driver

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Speaker 1: and voila the him through.

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Speaker 3: Wait, that's a secret code. That's all we needed.

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Speaker 2: My god, It's like the highest level of security on

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Speaker 2: an airport is to be on the tarmac. So he

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Speaker 2: goes past the gate and onto the tarmac.

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Speaker 1: Oh, just following the instructions from his GPS coordinates. Five

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Speaker 1: minutes later, he pulls up alongside a United Airlines plane

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Speaker 1: for the delivery.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I love it.

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Speaker 3: No point, he thought, maybe I should stop driving.

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Speaker 1: People keep letting him in like I keep going to

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Speaker 1: Barston was unsure how he was gonna get the chicken

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Speaker 1: sandwich from the ground up into the cabin. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: wasn't given any time to figure that out because a

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Speaker 1: few seconds later police surrounded him and took him into customer.

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Speaker 2: I almost asked, like, where are the police.

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Speaker 1: Luckily, he was able to produce the door dash receipt

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Speaker 1: to back up his story. Oh, airport officials say, the

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Speaker 1: guard at that gate has been fired.

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Speaker 2: That's what they're looking more closely into. How security was

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Speaker 2: breached so easily.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but did the passenger or the pilot ever get

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Speaker 3: their chickendow what?

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Speaker 1: He must have gotten it because Barston was given five

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Speaker 1: stars for going the extra illegal mile.

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Speaker 2: Five stars like Grand Afatto five stars.

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Speaker 1: Yeah both This next laser stories out of trend Town, USA,

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Speaker 1: if you're a parent, you're probably familiar with the concept

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Speaker 1: of tummy time.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's where you know, babies need to build

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Speaker 3: their muscles in their necks and stuff their tummies.

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Speaker 1: You have you lie on their tummies so that they

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Speaker 1: can strengthen all those little muscles improve their motor skills.

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Speaker 1: And if you're a TikToker, you may be familiar with

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Speaker 1: the latest trend, adult tummy time.

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Speaker 2: Too many in my stomach.

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Speaker 3: It's just a nap on the floor.

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Speaker 2: It's the same but for adults.

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Speaker 1: So contant creamers say you should be on your stomach

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Speaker 1: for ten or more minutes every.

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Speaker 3: Day because we're like baby newborns and our heads flop.

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Speaker 1: Around, even if you're just watching TV, scrolling or reading.

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Speaker 1: The reason why it's supposed to counteract tech neck the

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Speaker 1: effect of the hours you spend hunched over your computers

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Speaker 1: and phones and other devices. So if you lay on

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Speaker 1: your tummy and look up, that's supposed to balance it out.

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Speaker 3: I do sometimes love to lay on the floor and

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Speaker 3: watch TV. It feels good, but I go on my phones.

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Speaker 2: Stomach. You gotta be careful, though.

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Speaker 1: One video warns that if you tilt your head back

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Speaker 1: too much, during adult tummy time. You're basically just bending

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Speaker 1: your neck and spine in the same way that you

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Speaker 1: do when you're hunched over, so you get the opposite effect.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so at your own wrist.

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Speaker 3: Better to just keep your semi time is dangerous for adults.

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Speaker 1: Snacks Lazer stories out of Food News. If you haven't heard,

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Speaker 1: the Cracker Snack Goldfish will have a new limited edition

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Speaker 1: flavor this month.

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Speaker 3: Dude, they are coming with the flavors lately.

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Speaker 2: This one's called awesome saw. Oh yeah, it's supposed to

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Speaker 2: be similar to burger.

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Speaker 3: Dressing, French fried dip.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's a sweet, smoky, and tangy flavor that's quote

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Speaker 1: impossible to resist.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's just like what my yearbook caption said.

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Speaker 1: Albian stores sometime this month, along with spicy dill pickle goldfish, those.

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Speaker 2: Are returning for a limited time.

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Speaker 1: And that's where things get interesting because a marketing director

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Speaker 1: from the company says, if you eat spicy dill pickle

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Speaker 1: goldfish with Awesome Sauce goldfish at the same time, it

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Speaker 1: tastes exactly like you're eating a chicken sandwich.

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Speaker 3: To say, it tasted like fried pickles, like the pickle

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Speaker 3: chips but chicken sandwich. Remember the chicken and the biscuit crackers.

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Speaker 1: Now there's rumors saying goldfish people are working on a

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Speaker 1: combo that'll taste like a.

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Speaker 2: Low budget fish sandw It actually gonna.

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Speaker 3: Be okay, the only thing we don't want to actually

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Speaker 3: taste like fish.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, not sure if that'll be a hit.

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Speaker 1: But if we're mixing goldfish to create meals, I'm sure

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Speaker 1: at least one of us in this room is down

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Speaker 1: to volunteer to be a taste test.

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Speaker 2: It is.

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Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of movie Mayhem whoa

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Speaker 1: the nineteen ninety five cinematic classic Tommy Boy starring David

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Speaker 1: Spain and Chris Farley.

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Speaker 2: Yes, legendary movie. It turns thirty years old this summer.

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Speaker 1: Yatiye in a little.

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Speaker 3: I say, if you were gonna tell me they were

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Speaker 3: doing a remake, I was gonna make you.

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Speaker 2: Leave the room.

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Speaker 3: Oh No, you cannot remake that movie.

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Speaker 2: Impossible, It would the rock.

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Speaker 3: Yes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So, because the movie was set in San Dusky, Ohio,

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Speaker 1: they are planning a huge celebration there called Tommy Boy Fest.

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Speaker 2: Likes he gonna read this as Tommy dash Boy Fest. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: what hawk guys, Nam Tommy sounds good to me.

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Speaker 1: It goes down August seventh through the ninth, and Chris

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Speaker 1: Farley isn't gonna be there.

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Speaker 2: Too, lazy. Uh yeah, David still.

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Speaker 1: Isn't booked either for some reason. In fact, no stars

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Speaker 1: from the movie are scheduled to be in town.

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Speaker 3: What are they gonna do? They're just gonna have a

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Speaker 3: lot of people in little pates walking around.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'll be there, yelling.

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Speaker 1: Bees, be yourself, housekeeping, let me sleep for the love

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Speaker 1: of God.

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Speaker 2: A really funny bet. Have you guys seen it? Maybe

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Speaker 2: we should do it.

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Speaker 3: We did gen Z versus Classic Movie on our podcast.

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Speaker 3: That's the one we gotta do.

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Speaker 2: It's stupid, funny, her least family.

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Speaker 3: Look what you've got me into? Jen heye and love it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the actors aren't gonna be there, but the director

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Speaker 1: of the movie is, along with the actual wrecked car

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Speaker 1: from the film.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 1: Activities will include movie screening, live music, a classic car show,

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Speaker 1: and a lookalike contest.

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Speaker 2: That's awesome.

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Speaker 1: I love it when cities and towns across our great

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Speaker 1: country get creative and celebrate things like this. And I'm

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Speaker 1: just waiting for somebody to step up and host Turtlefest.

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Speaker 3: Okay, it's gonna be different.

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Speaker 1: Can do You'll imagine it kissing booth with just shoes

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Speaker 1: in it, and you get to meet the man himself.

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Speaker 2: If he's not too busy. Yeah, he's always very busy.

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Speaker 1: That's how means Laser Stories has come to an end

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Speaker 1: for the day. We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,