1 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:25,239 Speaker 1: Boom Have No Fear. The Iron Rapports Stereo Podcast is here. 2 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:28,480 Speaker 1: Bid Boom Have no Fear. I am rapp Reports Stereo 3 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:30,240 Speaker 1: Podcast is in the place to be. Welcome to the 4 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:34,879 Speaker 1: Iron Dome of Disruption, high flying, hard hitting, museum quality. 5 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:40,440 Speaker 1: I am rap Report Stereo Podcast. Well, today's high flying, 6 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:45,440 Speaker 1: hard hitting, museum quality Iron Rapports Stereo Podcast. Zoron Ziggity 7 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:52,000 Speaker 1: zoron the Mickey Moron. Somehow, some way, two months into 8 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:56,040 Speaker 1: his tenure as Mayor of New York, is superseding my 9 00:00:56,160 --> 00:01:00,560 Speaker 1: worst expectations. And I'm not saying that lightly. I know 10 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:03,320 Speaker 1: I talk a lot of shit. I've been busting his bulls. 11 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:07,720 Speaker 1: He is superseding my worst expectations and I ain't the 12 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:13,080 Speaker 1: only one. Plus his wife. His wife, we discussed what 13 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:18,920 Speaker 1: she was liking mass liking on October seventh, twenty twenty three, 14 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:23,440 Speaker 1: and the following days and my full review of Love 15 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:28,080 Speaker 1: Story on FX, the John F. Kennedy Junior Carolyn Bissett 16 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:31,960 Speaker 1: mini series, which I really like anyway. Miles Jeorne aka 17 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:34,240 Speaker 1: the Bleach Brothers aka the Dust Brothers. Start this poppy 18 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:36,840 Speaker 1: over something real nice, sagdy, Start this pippy ofp really 19 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,040 Speaker 1: my Mom's appointly started this poppy over something real funny. 20 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:41,120 Speaker 1: This is the Iron Rapport, thee O Pocket look at he. 21 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:58,080 Speaker 2: Let's go, baby Boom. 22 00:01:58,120 --> 00:01:59,600 Speaker 1: I have no fear of the Iron rap Reports Stereo 23 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:02,280 Speaker 1: podcast here, big any Boom, have no fucking fear. The 24 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:06,560 Speaker 1: Iron Rappaport Stereo podcast is fucking here. Welcome to the 25 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:10,040 Speaker 1: Iron Dome Disruption. Welcome to the Ziggety Zone of Disruption. 26 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:16,959 Speaker 1: The name is Michael Rappaport aka the Inflamed Ashkenazi aka 27 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:21,040 Speaker 1: the Sultan of smiff Ak, the Gringo man Dingo aka 28 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:29,919 Speaker 1: mister New York ak a Mayor Rapaport. Oh yeah, oh yes, 29 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:35,800 Speaker 1: Iron Rapport Stereo Podcast coming live and direct from what 30 00:02:35,919 --> 00:02:40,880 Speaker 1: feels like the first day of spring. I never thought 31 00:02:40,919 --> 00:02:43,880 Speaker 1: I'd be saying it based on the way this winter 32 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:47,600 Speaker 1: was going, But it feels like the first day of spring. 33 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:51,200 Speaker 1: It's not officially the first day of spring, but like 34 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:54,840 Speaker 1: I said, huh, it feels like the first day of spring. 35 00:02:56,960 --> 00:03:02,239 Speaker 1: It is a beautiful, beautiful day in New York City. 36 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:08,840 Speaker 1: I am recording this Iron rapp Port Stereo podcast just 37 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:14,840 Speaker 1: a few blocks away from the site of what is 38 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:25,040 Speaker 1: being called a attempted terrorist attack on New York City 39 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:33,680 Speaker 1: the other day Gracie Mansion where Ziggity Zorn, ziggity Zorn, 40 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:43,440 Speaker 1: ziggity Zorn, the mum moron ziggity Zorn hey Zorn, Hey 41 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:49,320 Speaker 1: ziggity Zorn. Uh, the fucking moron is living for the 42 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:57,320 Speaker 1: next few years. For now, but an isis inspired attack 43 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:04,280 Speaker 1: throwing I E. D's during another one of these crazy, 44 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:08,800 Speaker 1: kooky rallies in New York City, which you're still allowed 45 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:13,760 Speaker 1: to wear masks at. You are still allowed to wear 46 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:21,880 Speaker 1: complete Halloween costumes in New York City. Protest after protest 47 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:28,720 Speaker 1: after protest after protest, after near terrorists. This could have 48 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:31,880 Speaker 1: been so bad, but you're still allowed to show up 49 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:36,280 Speaker 1: at these fucking events. I don't care what side you're on. 50 00:04:36,839 --> 00:04:47,239 Speaker 1: With your complete hands, body, face covered, sunglasses, beekeeper hats, gloves, everything, 51 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:49,880 Speaker 1: you don't know if it's a guy, a girl, white, black, 52 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:52,239 Speaker 1: there's no way to get the description on these people. 53 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:58,839 Speaker 1: I don't understand why that hasn't been taken away. Protest 54 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:04,440 Speaker 1: all you want, lee freedom of speech, of course, I'm 55 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:09,360 Speaker 1: all for it. But I feel like with the climate 56 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:16,080 Speaker 1: and the culture continuing to get hotter and hotter and 57 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:20,960 Speaker 1: hotter and we are just so close this thing that 58 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:27,040 Speaker 1: happened at Gracie Mansion. If those IEDs, those bombs, those 59 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:33,119 Speaker 1: handmade bombs, would have blown up five minutes, ten minutes 60 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:36,719 Speaker 1: from where me, Michael Rockport aka the Gringo man Dingo, 61 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:41,599 Speaker 1: aka the Disruptive Warrior, where I live, where I'm from, 62 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:46,880 Speaker 1: If that had happened, this would have been very very, 63 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:52,840 Speaker 1: very very very bad. I don't understand why, at the 64 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:58,200 Speaker 1: very least, Kathy Hochel, if people want to protest, they 65 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:03,440 Speaker 1: can't cover their faces completely. You want to cover your 66 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:06,159 Speaker 1: face completely, that is not a legal protest. I don't 67 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:08,920 Speaker 1: understand why this is continuing to be a discussion to 68 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:13,720 Speaker 1: be a thing in New York City. But I will 69 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:22,440 Speaker 1: say this, but ro Kashem that those handmade explosions, which 70 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:28,920 Speaker 1: these two isis loving creeps, kookie bastards wanted to be 71 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:34,599 Speaker 1: bigger than the Boston Marathon bombing. Unquote. If they had 72 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:39,200 Speaker 1: any luck, they would have gotten their wish. Who knows 73 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:44,440 Speaker 1: what would have happened. But I will say this, as crazy, 74 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:53,480 Speaker 1: as crazy and as bad as I thought things would be. 75 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:54,599 Speaker 2: With the. 76 00:06:56,960 --> 00:07:04,719 Speaker 1: Double talking, side talking smile con artist rhetoric of zoron 77 00:07:04,839 --> 00:07:07,240 Speaker 1: the moron. I will say. I was talking to my wife, 78 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:09,520 Speaker 1: was talking to my friend this morning. I said, even 79 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:13,560 Speaker 1: with all the things that I thought, I feel like 80 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:19,880 Speaker 1: right now, he has superseded our expectations. He has superseded 81 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:23,480 Speaker 1: our expectations in New York City. He's worse than I 82 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:26,360 Speaker 1: could have imagined. He's worse than we thought. He's worse 83 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:33,480 Speaker 1: than my worst rant ever would have predicted. His wife 84 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:40,800 Speaker 1: just last week was caught. She was busted. I know 85 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:44,760 Speaker 1: she was like, fuck, how did they find out that 86 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:50,280 Speaker 1: I liked over one hundred social media posts on and 87 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:55,280 Speaker 1: around October seventh? I thought we scrubbed the account babe, 88 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:59,720 Speaker 1: I know, his wife said to Zoron the moro on. 89 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:04,920 Speaker 1: Didn't we get the accounts scrubbed, babe? Well they didn't. 90 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:10,240 Speaker 1: They didn't scrub the fucking accounts, and you are busted. 91 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:16,520 Speaker 1: Imagine on October seventh, eighth, ninth, tenth, the days following 92 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:21,080 Speaker 1: what you saw with your own eyes, liking posts, celebrating 93 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:27,280 Speaker 1: post mass liking posts while mass murder, rape and kidnap 94 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:30,240 Speaker 1: was going on, and you saw it all. You saw 95 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:34,040 Speaker 1: the photos, You saw it all in four king because 96 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:38,640 Speaker 1: the animals, the lunatics, hamas these terrorists. They broadcast it. 97 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:45,960 Speaker 1: Unlike the Nazis, Unlike most criminals, Unlike most raping, arsonists, kidnapping, 98 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:51,559 Speaker 1: murderous fucks, they did not try to hide the evidence. 99 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:52,720 Speaker 1: They showed it. 100 00:08:53,200 --> 00:09:02,360 Speaker 3: To the world, proudly, loudly, gloriously, in real time in 101 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:03,360 Speaker 3: four K. 102 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:08,199 Speaker 1: Imagine liking that shit when you're seeing women being beaten 103 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:11,040 Speaker 1: on the back of trucks. Imagine liking that shit when 104 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:16,280 Speaker 1: you're seeing entire neighborhoods being set on fire. Imagine liking 105 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:19,560 Speaker 1: posts with that. Imagine if the Mayor of New York's 106 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:26,280 Speaker 1: wife liked posts the day that that woman was killed 107 00:09:26,679 --> 00:09:34,280 Speaker 1: in Minnesota a few months ago by ice. Imagine liking 108 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:40,920 Speaker 1: posts the day that the videotape of George Floyd being 109 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:45,599 Speaker 1: killed came out. Imagine liking not just one post, not 110 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:52,200 Speaker 1: just two posts, over seventy posts. Imagine that shit. Imagine 111 00:09:52,280 --> 00:09:55,559 Speaker 1: liking the posts if you saw one of these world 112 00:09:55,600 --> 00:10:00,520 Speaker 1: Star videos of like a dog getting hit a car, 113 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:05,120 Speaker 1: It's the same thing. This is a sicko. This is 114 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:10,120 Speaker 1: a sicko. The whole house is sick. Gracie Mansion has 115 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:13,440 Speaker 1: been taken over and is now being occupied by not one, 116 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:17,080 Speaker 1: but two sick funks. Because we've heard Zora on the moron. 117 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:25,120 Speaker 1: He's with it. Also, he's spoken these words also. And 118 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:27,920 Speaker 1: some people might be like, well, Mike Rap, you're talking 119 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:32,040 Speaker 1: about the man's wife. The man's wife is the one 120 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:42,760 Speaker 1: liking the posts. Behind every radical jihatist, terrorist sympathizing man 121 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:52,120 Speaker 1: is a sicker, stronger, terrorist loving, radical jihadist, sick fuck woman. 122 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:55,719 Speaker 1: I'll say it again, Behind every sick fucking man is 123 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:59,839 Speaker 1: a radical, sick fucking woman. And that's what we got 124 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:06,400 Speaker 1: in Gracie Mansion right now. And this guy keeps weaponizing 125 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:14,160 Speaker 1: the fact that he's Muslim, as if New Yorkers aren't 126 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:19,200 Speaker 1: accustomed to being around each and every type from each 127 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:36,280 Speaker 1: and every place all over the world. Seeks Indians, Jamaicans, Haitians, Cubans, Germans, Russians, Catholics, Christians, Atheist, Jews. 128 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:42,800 Speaker 1: You're not the first Muslim in New York City. You 129 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:46,880 Speaker 1: think you invented Islam, Zoran the Morun, You didn't invent 130 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:51,080 Speaker 1: this shit. You're not the first Muslim that we've seen 131 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:56,719 Speaker 1: in New York City. But every opportunity he gets, he 132 00:11:56,800 --> 00:12:02,920 Speaker 1: talks about Islamophobia, the Islamophobia he's faced, the Islamophobia, his 133 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:07,199 Speaker 1: anti faced I don't think you've dealt with it. I 134 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:11,160 Speaker 1: think you are taking on You were cosplaying a victim 135 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:17,240 Speaker 1: who has been dealing with Islamophobia. You were weaponizing this shit. 136 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:21,160 Speaker 1: This guy went to Bank Street School for Children in 137 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:27,600 Speaker 1: New York City. Private school. You went to private school 138 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:31,280 Speaker 1: that your rich parents paid for. He went to Bronx 139 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:34,719 Speaker 1: School of Science. Anybody from New York City will tell 140 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:38,960 Speaker 1: you Bronx Science is about the softest of the softest, 141 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:44,360 Speaker 1: geeky fucking school in New York City. There's like three 142 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:47,640 Speaker 1: or four of them. There's Bronx Science, There's what is it, 143 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:53,319 Speaker 1: Stuyvesant and Hunter High School. If you went to one 144 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:55,880 Speaker 1: of those three schools, you were on some geek shit. 145 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:59,599 Speaker 1: I guarantee you at Bronx High School of Science in 146 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:03,960 Speaker 1: New York York City, he didn't deal with any islama phobia. 147 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:10,160 Speaker 1: But every single it's like every week. I won't say 148 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:12,319 Speaker 1: every day, but it's at least once a week he 149 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,920 Speaker 1: will have one of his pressers, his press conferences, and 150 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:19,319 Speaker 1: he will say I am the first Muslim mayor of 151 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:22,400 Speaker 1: New York City. Was dinkin saying this shit every single 152 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:26,240 Speaker 1: time he had a press conference. I am the first 153 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:30,360 Speaker 1: black mayor of New York City? Was Barack wasn't saying 154 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:33,440 Speaker 1: this shit? We know you're black, we know you're Muslim. 155 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:38,240 Speaker 1: What the fuck have you done for me lately? Miles 156 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:43,400 Speaker 1: Jordan play the clip today that he played making this 157 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:51,280 Speaker 1: entire isis inspired attack about Islama phobia and him being 158 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:55,400 Speaker 1: the first Muslim mayor in New York City. Good morning. 159 00:13:56,640 --> 00:14:00,520 Speaker 4: On Saturday, a protest was held outside Grace. He mentioned 160 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:03,880 Speaker 4: where I live with my wife Rama. Neither of us 161 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:08,040 Speaker 4: were home at the time. This was a vile protest 162 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:11,679 Speaker 4: rooted in white supremacy, entitled stop the Islamic Takeover of 163 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:15,640 Speaker 4: New York City. I'm the first Muslim mayor of our city. 164 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:19,240 Speaker 4: Anti Muslim bigotry is nothing new to me, nor is 165 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:22,120 Speaker 4: it anything new for the one million or so Muslim 166 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:23,880 Speaker 4: New Yorkers who know this city as our home. 167 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:30,720 Speaker 1: Was David Dinkins weaponizing reminding us at least once a 168 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:34,440 Speaker 1: week that he was the first black mayor of New 169 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:38,800 Speaker 1: York City? Is Pistol Pete Buddhiceck going around reminding us 170 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:44,520 Speaker 1: that he's gay? Was Barack Obama going around? I mean 171 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:50,600 Speaker 1: this is crazy to me. This is crazy. I think 172 00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:57,640 Speaker 1: instead of calling Zoran the moron, mister mayor, I think 173 00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:03,000 Speaker 1: when you address him, you should say, first, Muslim mayor 174 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:05,240 Speaker 1: of New York City, who has dealt with a lot 175 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:09,680 Speaker 1: of Islamo phobia your entire life, Zorn the moron Mendami, 176 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:14,200 Speaker 1: instead of saying mister mayor, mister Mendami. That's how we 177 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:16,400 Speaker 1: should talk to him. That's how we should address him. 178 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:20,080 Speaker 1: First Muslim mayor of New York City, who has dealt 179 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:28,920 Speaker 1: with unbearable, unthinkable amounts of Islamophobia your entire life. What 180 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:30,880 Speaker 1: do you think of this? What do you think of that? 181 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:35,240 Speaker 1: He's daring us to criticize him. He is daring us 182 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:42,000 Speaker 1: to insult him because any conversation, any insult, any criticism 183 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:46,000 Speaker 1: you have him. He's looking for any micro, tiny, single 184 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:50,920 Speaker 1: way he could go see. It's Islamophobia. It's not islama phobia. 185 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:58,360 Speaker 1: It's asshole phobia. It's liar phobia, it's double talking con 186 00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:05,160 Speaker 1: artist phobia. It's a Islamophobia phobia. It's just you. We 187 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:09,840 Speaker 1: don't care about your race, your religion. You did not 188 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:15,040 Speaker 1: event Islam. You are not the first Muslim person to 189 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:18,400 Speaker 1: walk around the streets of New York. You went to 190 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:23,080 Speaker 1: private school. You went to Bronx Science, you went to 191 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:27,560 Speaker 1: Bodwin College. I know you weren't dealing with any bullshit 192 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:35,600 Speaker 1: at Bronx Science, Bank Street School for Children and Bodwin College. Fantastic. 193 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:40,920 Speaker 1: You're the first Muslim mayor of New York. We don't 194 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,720 Speaker 1: like you, and it has nothing to do with that 195 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,480 Speaker 1: or any of that shit. 196 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:47,920 Speaker 2: Podcast. 197 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:04,720 Speaker 1: I'll be in Phoenix this weekend. I'm gonna be performing 198 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:08,040 Speaker 1: in Phoenix at the Improv this weekend. Tickets are available 199 00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:12,119 Speaker 1: at Michael rapportcomedy dot com. I'm at the Impromp. Come 200 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:17,000 Speaker 1: see me live Friday, Saturday, Sunday of this week in 201 00:17:17,359 --> 00:17:22,840 Speaker 1: Ridgewood at the Improv. I guess Ridgewood is a suburb 202 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:26,960 Speaker 1: or a town of Phoenix. I think I performed there before. 203 00:17:27,119 --> 00:17:28,720 Speaker 1: I know I performed at Phoenix. I'm not sure if 204 00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:31,280 Speaker 1: I performed at the Improv. Anyway, I can't wait. I 205 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:34,200 Speaker 1: need to get out of well now. I can't complain 206 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:38,000 Speaker 1: about the weather. It's fucking crazy, how nice it is. 207 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:41,200 Speaker 1: It's like t shirt weather today. Never thought this winter 208 00:17:41,359 --> 00:17:44,399 Speaker 1: was gonna end, Never thought that there's still snow. I 209 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:48,400 Speaker 1: don't understand why there's still snow. I don't understand why 210 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:53,640 Speaker 1: it hasn't melted. But come see me live in Phoenix 211 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,280 Speaker 1: and tell a friend to tell a friend to come 212 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:57,600 Speaker 1: see me live, and tell a friend who tell a 213 00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:04,040 Speaker 1: friend about the I Am or Rapaport stereo podcast. What 214 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:09,080 Speaker 1: else is going on? I have to say that this 215 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:14,600 Speaker 1: war with Iran, and you know, the people of Iran 216 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:18,280 Speaker 1: and the people in Israel that have spent the last 217 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:23,360 Speaker 1: ten days in and out, in and out, in and out, 218 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:26,760 Speaker 1: in and out literally sometimes fifteen sixteen times a day, 219 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:31,000 Speaker 1: in and out of bomb shelters that I me. I 220 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:33,440 Speaker 1: could just say that I'm thinking about all of the 221 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:37,240 Speaker 1: Israeli people, all of the Jewish people in Israel, the 222 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:43,000 Speaker 1: Iranian community that is under siege, and I'm just praying 223 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:48,040 Speaker 1: that this war ends as soon as possible and the 224 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:51,240 Speaker 1: job is finished once and for all, and the casualties 225 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:54,800 Speaker 1: are no more. But I was talking to my friend 226 00:18:54,840 --> 00:19:02,280 Speaker 1: in Israel today and we got on four phone calls 227 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:06,040 Speaker 1: because the first three times her and her family had 228 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:09,800 Speaker 1: to run into a ma mod A bombshelter, I couldn't 229 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:13,000 Speaker 1: believe the shit, Like we're talking and then you hear who, 230 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:17,520 Speaker 1: and then they gotta go. And then she called back 231 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:21,040 Speaker 1: like twenty minutes later, woo oh shit, Mike, it's happening again. 232 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,600 Speaker 1: And then it happened a third time. This was in 233 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:28,560 Speaker 1: the span of ninety minutes. It's been all day, all night. 234 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:34,320 Speaker 1: And if there's any of the Israeli Rapa pack listening, 235 00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:39,879 Speaker 1: just know that I'm thinking about you, I'm praying, and 236 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,880 Speaker 1: I'm hoping that you guys get a good night's sleep 237 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:47,159 Speaker 1: tonight and you rest easy because you deserve it. And 238 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:49,000 Speaker 1: you know, a lot of stuff. What we see on 239 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:53,840 Speaker 1: social media's younger people, they show themselves running into bombshelters 240 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:57,800 Speaker 1: in israelis they're a different breed. They're a different kind 241 00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:03,719 Speaker 1: of person in the Middle East. And I'm not an 242 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:07,200 Speaker 1: expert on how to explain how to articulate why and 243 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:12,879 Speaker 1: how they're exactly different, but they're just on some resilient 244 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:16,720 Speaker 1: shit and Jewish people they just shine light. And when 245 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:20,200 Speaker 1: you grow up fighting, and you grow up fighting for 246 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:24,680 Speaker 1: your life, and you grow up in this culture, there's 247 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:30,240 Speaker 1: a dark, sort of comedic view of it, and so 248 00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:33,359 Speaker 1: many people on social media they post these dark, very funny, 249 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:38,359 Speaker 1: comedic views of what it's like to be in Israel 250 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:41,200 Speaker 1: right now during a war but I could tell you 251 00:20:41,359 --> 00:20:47,119 Speaker 1: something that it ain't just you know, the social media stuff, 252 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,760 Speaker 1: Like when I'm talking to my friend and she's in 253 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:55,560 Speaker 1: there with her kids, the fear is so tangible, and 254 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:58,720 Speaker 1: you know, I can't imagine like being a five year old, 255 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:00,720 Speaker 1: a seven year old and this becomes a normal thing. 256 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:05,760 Speaker 1: And there's so many older people. There's so many people 257 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:08,440 Speaker 1: that can't move around quickly. And you know, you're told 258 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:10,040 Speaker 1: you have like eight to ten minutes to get to 259 00:21:10,119 --> 00:21:13,560 Speaker 1: the shelter. That ain't easy when it's fifteen times a 260 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:18,320 Speaker 1: day and you're ninety something years old, or you have 261 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:20,200 Speaker 1: some sort of injury, or you have a bad hip, 262 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,159 Speaker 1: or you have a whatever, or you've been doing it 263 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:24,960 Speaker 1: for a week and you haven't slept. It's not fucking easy. 264 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:28,639 Speaker 1: And I'm sure I can't imagine the fear that it 265 00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:32,320 Speaker 1: instills in so many people. So I just have to 266 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:35,480 Speaker 1: say something about that because it just it makes me sick. 267 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:39,520 Speaker 1: It makes me sick that so many people are living 268 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:43,600 Speaker 1: like that and unfortunately have become accustomed to living like that. 269 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:46,879 Speaker 1: I don't like it. What else is going on a 270 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:51,600 Speaker 1: lot of movement. Big Mike Evans signed with the forty 271 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:57,639 Speaker 1: nine ers Max Crosby, that goon from the Las Vegas 272 00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:06,119 Speaker 1: Raiders signed with the Baltimore Ravens, and uh, the NBA 273 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:09,520 Speaker 1: is is heating up. They gotta do something about these 274 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:16,159 Speaker 1: these fouls a SGA Shay Gildris as Luca. They have 275 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:18,520 Speaker 1: to figure out a way to fix this. There's too 276 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:22,720 Speaker 1: much discussion every season for the last few seasons about 277 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:27,800 Speaker 1: the the whining, the complaining, the crying about the offensive 278 00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:30,560 Speaker 1: fouls when they're cold, when they're not cold, why they're called, 279 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,560 Speaker 1: what you can do, what you can't do? And we 280 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:36,680 Speaker 1: watch game after game after game after game after game 281 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:39,320 Speaker 1: during the regular season and then in the playoffs, it's 282 00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:43,159 Speaker 1: a completely different style of basketball. It's I don't know, 283 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:49,399 Speaker 1: it's weird. It's weird, and it's not consistent. And they 284 00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:51,119 Speaker 1: have to figure out a way to split the difference. 285 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:54,480 Speaker 1: They have to figure out a way that I don't know. 286 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,800 Speaker 1: They have to figure out a way to stop it 287 00:22:56,960 --> 00:23:00,920 Speaker 1: where you can't just be taking advantage of the refs 288 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:04,240 Speaker 1: and taking advantage of the rules. In the meantime, take 289 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,240 Speaker 1: advantage of the rest and take advantage of the rules. 290 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:11,000 Speaker 1: But Adam Silver, you gotta squaltch his shit, and like 291 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,920 Speaker 1: I said, we watched this during the regular season, and 292 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,359 Speaker 1: as soon as the playoff starts, it's like a different 293 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:19,480 Speaker 1: It's almost like a different sport. It becomes like a 294 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:25,639 Speaker 1: completely different sport. But the NBA is heating up, and 295 00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:30,760 Speaker 1: the NBA is and always will be fantastic, despite all 296 00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:34,120 Speaker 1: the bullshit, despite all the complaining, despite all the critics 297 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:38,520 Speaker 1: like myself, despite all the fact that there's seventeen different 298 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:43,000 Speaker 1: streaming channels where you have to figure out and find 299 00:23:43,440 --> 00:24:01,720 Speaker 1: game after gamet. Something I'm sure I'm going to talk 300 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:06,080 Speaker 1: about on rapper Portruyality. If you've never listened to rap Portsryality. 301 00:24:06,119 --> 00:24:10,800 Speaker 1: It's a podcast that my wife Keeby and I drop 302 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:16,359 Speaker 1: weekly about all things reality TV, all things popular culture, 303 00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:19,320 Speaker 1: and a few very very very very very very very 304 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:26,880 Speaker 1: important things about our relationship. Definitely a more lighthearted podcast, 305 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:31,320 Speaker 1: Definitely a more It's not as fire and furious. It's 306 00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:34,880 Speaker 1: more lighthearted. Definitely more lighthearted. You should check out rapper 307 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,119 Speaker 1: ports Reality if you've never listened to it. But we 308 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:44,600 Speaker 1: were watching this John F. Kennedy Caroline Bassett Carolyn Carolyn 309 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:51,920 Speaker 1: Bassett Kennedy series on FX called Love Story about their 310 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:55,240 Speaker 1: relationship and his relationship with his mom and just you 311 00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:58,240 Speaker 1: know what it was like being the son of such 312 00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:01,240 Speaker 1: a beloved Marria figure like John F. 313 00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:01,679 Speaker 2: Kennedy. 314 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:05,919 Speaker 1: And I will say, I think it's really good, it's 315 00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:09,200 Speaker 1: really entertaining. It's not perfect by any means. The girl 316 00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:12,800 Speaker 1: who plays Beset, I think she's really good. The guy 317 00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:16,280 Speaker 1: who plays John F. Kennedy Junior has been getting a 318 00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:19,200 Speaker 1: lot of criticism. It's not easy. I can't even imagine 319 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:24,280 Speaker 1: how hard it must have been to cast that part, 320 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:28,080 Speaker 1: in particular because John John, I mean, he was so 321 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:33,439 Speaker 1: beloved and so well known for first and foremost his looks. 322 00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:36,560 Speaker 1: I mean, he just was like a supermodel looking dude, 323 00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:41,160 Speaker 1: and we got so used to seeing him in magazines. 324 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:43,440 Speaker 1: We got so used to seeing him on the cover 325 00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:46,240 Speaker 1: of you know, the Daily News, the New York Post, 326 00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:48,840 Speaker 1: the Sexiest Man Alive. I think he's a two to 327 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:52,359 Speaker 1: three time Sexiest Man Alive guy, But we didn't hear 328 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:58,639 Speaker 1: him talk. There wasn't as much access to any celebrity 329 00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:03,680 Speaker 1: or famous person back then as there was now, so 330 00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:06,679 Speaker 1: I can't imagine how hard it was to find somebody 331 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:10,840 Speaker 1: that has the looks and then I guess the personality. 332 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:14,600 Speaker 1: But while I'm watching and I'm thinking, I don't know 333 00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:17,920 Speaker 1: what John F. Kennedy sounded like. I think most people 334 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,400 Speaker 1: didn't know what his voice sounded like because you didn't 335 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:22,440 Speaker 1: hear him talk that much. Number One, because he was 336 00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:25,200 Speaker 1: very private. Number Two, because he was just a guy. 337 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:29,840 Speaker 1: You know, the fame in the obsession, it was like 338 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:33,840 Speaker 1: an obsession with him, understandably because of him and his 339 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:38,840 Speaker 1: mother Jackie Oh. Respectfully, it was insane, the obsession with 340 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,879 Speaker 1: him and that family and the scrutiny, and you know, 341 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,240 Speaker 1: not to talk about him so much, but talk about 342 00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:47,359 Speaker 1: the show. It's very well done. It's not perfect. I 343 00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:50,520 Speaker 1: think that the acting is good. It sometimes it's can't 344 00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:55,240 Speaker 1: be sometimes it's sort of soap operay. That being said, 345 00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:59,880 Speaker 1: I'm enjoying it. It's also very nostalgic about that time 346 00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:03,000 Speaker 1: in the nineties, and the music is very good and 347 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:06,280 Speaker 1: at the core of it when I think they get right, 348 00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:08,359 Speaker 1: because there's a lot of talk of what they got wrong, 349 00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:12,359 Speaker 1: and this piece of wardrobe and you know, these cabs 350 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,480 Speaker 1: didn't exist in New York City at that time, and 351 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:18,000 Speaker 1: this graffiti wasn't on the wall, and you know, they're 352 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:20,639 Speaker 1: carrying coffee cumps down the street in New York and 353 00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:22,880 Speaker 1: at the time, there wasn't this that. And the third 354 00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:25,199 Speaker 1: the thing that I feel like they did get very 355 00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:29,720 Speaker 1: well is the love story, because it's such a tragic, 356 00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:33,000 Speaker 1: fucking love story. It's such a tragic story, the Kennedy 357 00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:38,360 Speaker 1: story in John F. Kennedy Junior's story and never really 358 00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:41,840 Speaker 1: knowing your father, and he talks about at one point 359 00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:44,240 Speaker 1: in the film, you know, like seeing the photos of him, 360 00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:48,920 Speaker 1: the iconic photos of his father and him, he forgets 361 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:53,000 Speaker 1: as he became an adult, what was his own memories 362 00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:56,960 Speaker 1: and what were things that became memories of him, sort 363 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,119 Speaker 1: of looking at photos because he was six I think 364 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:02,480 Speaker 1: he was six years old and his father was assassinated 365 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:06,280 Speaker 1: on that fateful day in Dallas. Anyway, if you're looking 366 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:09,320 Speaker 1: for something fun and good to watch despite its flaws, 367 00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:11,919 Speaker 1: because like I said, I will say that there's flaws 368 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:15,720 Speaker 1: in it, I'm finding very good, very very entertaining, and 369 00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:18,600 Speaker 1: very moving. And I just thinking about that day and 370 00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:22,320 Speaker 1: that time. I remember it was a Saturday morning when 371 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:27,359 Speaker 1: we found out that they may have had a plane crash. 372 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,320 Speaker 1: And then it was announced, you know, either that morning 373 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:33,760 Speaker 1: or that afternoon that John F. Kennedy Junior, who again 374 00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:37,000 Speaker 1: I didn't know much about, but you knew about you 375 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:39,800 Speaker 1: knew of him because he was so famous and just 376 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:43,800 Speaker 1: so much a part of the fabric of that part 377 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:48,080 Speaker 1: of the nineties. But I remember that day, that Saturday morning, 378 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,440 Speaker 1: hearing about the news, finding out about the news, and 379 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,120 Speaker 1: then coming back to New York, and there was just 380 00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:55,280 Speaker 1: a sadness because he was a New Yorker. You know, 381 00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,560 Speaker 1: you can say he you know, didn't do this, he 382 00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:59,920 Speaker 1: didn't do that. He was such a part of New 383 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,520 Speaker 1: New York. And he was one of the first people 384 00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:04,200 Speaker 1: to live in Tribeca, him and Robert de Niro, and 385 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:08,200 Speaker 1: I remember at the time, you know, Tribeca the area 386 00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:11,160 Speaker 1: was you know, starting to become cool because de Niro, 387 00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:14,160 Speaker 1: because Mirro Max Films was down there, and because of 388 00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:17,400 Speaker 1: John F. Kennedy Junior. It was really those three. It 389 00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:19,920 Speaker 1: was DeNiro, Harvey kin tell you knew where they lived. 390 00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:20,360 Speaker 2: You knew that. 391 00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:24,800 Speaker 1: Mirror Max was down there, and you also knew that 392 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:30,800 Speaker 1: eventually that the sushi place, Nobu Nobu opened up down there. 393 00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:32,400 Speaker 1: There was like a you know, it was like sort 394 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,960 Speaker 1: of this this new part of New York that was 395 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:40,000 Speaker 1: flourishing and you know, being built up and DeNiro, Mirra 396 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,719 Speaker 1: Max and John F. Kennedy were the people that were 397 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:46,000 Speaker 1: most associated with it. And I remember one time. I 398 00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:48,200 Speaker 1: never saw John F. Kennedy in New York. I never 399 00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:49,880 Speaker 1: saw him in real life, but I remember one time 400 00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:53,040 Speaker 1: we rode our bikes down there the week that he 401 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:55,600 Speaker 1: had passed, and there was such a There was so 402 00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:59,200 Speaker 1: many people outside and photographers and cameras, and you know, 403 00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:01,480 Speaker 1: there was flower outside, and I just remembered it was 404 00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:04,720 Speaker 1: just a sadness, because uh, what a sad life, what 405 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,320 Speaker 1: a sad, sad, sad sad story. And they were just 406 00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:12,160 Speaker 1: married and just terrible, terrible. Anyway, if you're looking for 407 00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:15,800 Speaker 1: something good to watch, fun to watch, you should check 408 00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:18,800 Speaker 1: out Love Story again, despite the fact that it's not 409 00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:23,000 Speaker 1: perfect on FX. And other than that, make sure you 410 00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:25,000 Speaker 1: tell a friend who tell a friend about the I 411 00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:28,239 Speaker 1: Am Rappaport Stereo podcast. Make sure if you're in New 412 00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:31,560 Speaker 1: York you're keeping your head on a swivel. Make sure 413 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:34,080 Speaker 1: if you're in the Phoenix era, you come see me 414 00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:36,600 Speaker 1: live this week and tickets are available at Michael Rapportcomedy 415 00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:40,160 Speaker 1: dot com. I'll be there Friday, Saturday and Sunday. 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